1 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:56,985 Brian! 2 00:00:56,985 --> 00:00:58,970 Brian! 3 00:01:01,473 --> 00:01:04,342 Brian! 4 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,302 Justin? Sweetheart, 5 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:14,804 - it's just a dream. - Don't... 6 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:18,307 touch me. 7 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:53,327 God, I want his ass. 8 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:54,761 Who doesn't? 9 00:01:54,761 --> 00:01:57,764 No, no I mean, I really want his ass, 10 00:01:57,764 --> 00:01:59,750 instead of this tired old thing. 11 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:02,235 You've always said your ass is your finest feature. 12 00:02:02,669 --> 00:02:05,572 Only lately, it's looking a little... peaked. 13 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:07,624 Yeah well, maybe it needs a rest. 14 00:02:07,624 --> 00:02:10,128 What it needs... is a lift. 15 00:02:10,128 --> 00:02:12,063 You're too young for plastic surgery. 16 00:02:12,063 --> 00:02:14,565 This life can wear you out 17 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:17,567 by the time you're 30. Right, Brian? 18 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,022 Besides, self-improvement 19 00:02:21,022 --> 00:02:23,024 is something we should all strive for 20 00:02:23,024 --> 00:02:24,525 no matter what age. 21 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:26,527 Trust me, take it from me; 22 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:29,530 Gluteal enhancement is very pricey. 23 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:31,032 My... God, Teddy! 24 00:02:31,532 --> 00:02:33,034 Don't tell me you've had work done. 25 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:34,986 Yeah, because if you have, I'd sue. 26 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:37,905 I'm speaking in my professional capacity 27 00:02:37,905 --> 00:02:39,908 as a financial advisor. 28 00:02:39,908 --> 00:02:41,410 Butt-work costs big bucks. 29 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,344 Big bucks, I don't have. 30 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:46,264 Well, maybe you could sell that old tired ass 31 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:47,265 for a new one. 32 00:02:48,766 --> 00:02:50,218 I just got 33 00:02:50,218 --> 00:02:53,204 the most fucking amazing blow job. 34 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:54,655 Want a bump? 35 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:55,640 - No, thank you. - Thanks. 36 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,041 Looks like fun, though. 37 00:02:57,141 --> 00:02:57,942 What's wrong with you guys? 38 00:02:58,142 --> 00:02:59,644 It's late. 39 00:02:59,644 --> 00:03:01,596 Tomorrow's a workday. 40 00:03:01,596 --> 00:03:02,580 Yeah, for some of us. 41 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,065 Sightseeing's over. 42 00:03:04,065 --> 00:03:06,067 It's early, c'mon! 43 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:08,570 We just got here. 44 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,571 Let's party. 45 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:12,000 You've been partying ever since you got back. 46 00:03:12,007 --> 00:03:14,476 So what if I have? I'm free now, 47 00:03:14,476 --> 00:03:17,479 I can stay up all night and fuck my brains out like you. 48 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:19,865 Let's dance. 49 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:21,767 - I don't want to. - It'll be good for you. 50 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:23,335 It'll take your mind off things. 51 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:24,787 I said I don't want to. 52 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,789 Well you always liked dancing with Justin. 53 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,891 Okay, boys, what'll it be? 54 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,827 Jesus Christ, what happened to you? 55 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,329 I'm not quite sure, but whatever it was, 56 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,332 my head feels like the dance floor at Babylon. 57 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,167 Yeah well, that's what you get for staying out 58 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,269 suckin' and fuckin' till all hours. Huh? 59 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,270 On a school night. 60 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,721 I'm not in school, ma. 61 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:00,657 Yeah well, maybe you should be. 62 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,158 You gotta a lot of learnin' to do. 63 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,660 Before you start the lecture, 64 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,079 could I order first, please? 65 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,581 I want you to hear what I have to say 66 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,083 on an empty stomach 67 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,985 so maybe you'll digest it. 68 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:16,824 Get over David. Get a job. And get on with your life. 69 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,776 Now. 70 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,677 What'll it be? 71 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:23,197 Bacon and eggs. Eggs over easy. 72 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:25,699 Easy, very, very, very, very easy. 73 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,701 - Mmm, make it two. - Three. 74 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,637 And plenty of black coffee. 75 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,122 Your mom's right, sweetie. 76 00:04:31,122 --> 00:04:33,057 For your own dignity, 77 00:04:33,057 --> 00:04:34,542 your own self-worth, 78 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,045 Not to mention your half of the rent, 79 00:04:37,045 --> 00:04:38,046 you need to go back to work. 80 00:04:38,046 --> 00:04:39,981 - Doing what? - Well, 81 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:41,933 there's always the Big Q. 82 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,436 He doesn't want to go back to the crap emporium. 83 00:04:44,886 --> 00:04:47,889 He needs to try something new. Something daring, 84 00:04:47,889 --> 00:04:49,808 - Something fabulous. - No... 85 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:52,210 Fuck fabulous. He needs something steady, 86 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,813 something practical, something secure. 87 00:04:54,813 --> 00:04:56,815 Like, being an accountant? 88 00:04:56,815 --> 00:04:57,782 He should only be so lucky. 89 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,751 Yeah, I've got a pension fund, 90 00:04:59,751 --> 00:05:01,753 health plan, most importantly, peace of mind. 91 00:05:01,753 --> 00:05:03,205 I go to sleep every night 92 00:05:03,205 --> 00:05:05,208 inowing that in, uh, 31 years 93 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,710 when I retire from Wertshafter and Company, 94 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:10,713 I can move down to Boca, live like a king. 95 00:05:10,713 --> 00:05:12,698 Or queen. 96 00:05:12,698 --> 00:05:14,700 How would like your toast, your majesty? 97 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:18,187 With strawberry jam or caviar? 98 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:23,643 Attach part J to part K... 99 00:05:24,143 --> 00:05:26,145 Using a... gratchet? 100 00:05:26,145 --> 00:05:28,614 What the fuck is a gratchet? 101 00:05:29,115 --> 00:05:30,116 Beats me. 102 00:05:30,116 --> 00:05:33,085 I'm sure Mel would know. She's a whiz with hardware. 103 00:05:33,085 --> 00:05:35,539 Oh, I bet. 104 00:05:35,539 --> 00:05:37,040 I think we should just hire someone else. 105 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,543 Hey! It's your duty as a father 106 00:05:39,543 --> 00:05:41,044 to build your son's first swing set. 107 00:05:41,044 --> 00:05:44,481 Now get cracking, I want it ready for his birthday. 108 00:05:44,982 --> 00:05:46,416 I know, it seems like only yesterday 109 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,917 I was jacking off into that cup. 110 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:50,370 And you and Michael and Justin 111 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:52,372 were tearing into the room. 112 00:05:52,372 --> 00:05:54,374 You couldn't believe you had a son. 113 00:05:56,376 --> 00:06:02,382 Two sons. 114 00:06:02,382 --> 00:06:04,385 Why don't you give his mother a call and... 115 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:05,887 see how he's doing? 116 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:07,889 She doesn't ever want me to see him again. 117 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,892 I know, but... maybe if you spoke to her... 118 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,894 No, she's right. 119 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:18,865 It's better this way. 120 00:06:18,865 --> 00:06:21,301 Wait, wait. 121 00:06:21,301 --> 00:06:24,271 Fuck this. 122 00:06:24,771 --> 00:06:26,273 Maybe I'll have it done in time for your wedding. 123 00:06:26,273 --> 00:06:28,208 Ah, there won't be any wedding. 124 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,710 Mel turned me down. 125 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,700 Oh, it's nice to see you laughing, finally... asshole. 126 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,202 You finally proposed to her and she blew you off? 127 00:06:38,202 --> 00:06:40,705 How come? 128 00:06:40,705 --> 00:06:44,208 Oh, for reasons I'm sure you'd appreciate. 129 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,711 "I don't think a meaningless, heterosexual ritual 130 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:49,714 would prove our love, and it wouldn't be legal anyway." 131 00:06:49,714 --> 00:06:51,215 Hey, can't argue with that. 132 00:06:51,716 --> 00:06:54,218 Hey, I was on the debate team. I can argue anything. 133 00:06:54,218 --> 00:06:57,171 But I think for once, I agree... with Melanie. 134 00:06:57,171 --> 00:07:00,058 Fuck weddings. 135 00:07:00,058 --> 00:07:02,060 Fuck rituals, and... 136 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:05,497 fuck this swing set! 137 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:06,949 Mike! 138 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:08,450 It's so good to see you. 139 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:09,451 You too, Trace. 140 00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:11,387 What made you come back? 141 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,888 You were really excited about going. 142 00:07:12,888 --> 00:07:14,807 David and I broke up. 143 00:07:14,807 --> 00:07:17,309 Oh. I'm sorry. 144 00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:19,278 Yeah. 145 00:07:19,278 --> 00:07:21,700 So, I'm just kind of picking up where I left off. 146 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:24,283 I thought I'd come by here and see if my old job is... 147 00:07:24,283 --> 00:07:26,285 Well, look who's honouring us 148 00:07:26,285 --> 00:07:28,721 - with his presence. - Hey, Andrew. 149 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:30,673 Never thought I'd see you again, Novotny. 150 00:07:30,673 --> 00:07:33,643 - Mike's moved back to Pittsburgh. - No kidding. 151 00:07:33,643 --> 00:07:36,579 Must've missed it on the news. 152 00:07:36,579 --> 00:07:39,065 Aren't you supposed to be restocking? 153 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:41,006 Yes, sir. 154 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:49,009 So, things didn't work out, huh? 155 00:07:49,009 --> 00:07:50,910 Well, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say that. 156 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:53,013 I mean, sometimes you need to try new things. 157 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,448 Discover what's right for you, and... 158 00:07:55,448 --> 00:08:00,453 where you really belong, and I discovered that what's right for me is... 159 00:08:00,453 --> 00:08:01,956 being here. You know, 160 00:08:01,956 --> 00:08:03,958 Maybe even get my old job back. 161 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,943 Oh, I hate to break it to you, 162 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,945 but your old job's been filled. 163 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,380 - Oh. - After you left, 164 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:10,831 Don promoted me. 165 00:08:10,831 --> 00:08:13,284 - That's great. - Yeah. 166 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,770 I was glad to see he finally came to his senses. 167 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,772 So I guess you're out of luck. 168 00:08:17,772 --> 00:08:19,774 I guess I am. 169 00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:21,275 Um... 170 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:24,779 well, if you happen to hear of anything... 171 00:08:24,779 --> 00:08:26,280 Well, as a matter of fact, 172 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,232 we do have a position for which I think 173 00:08:28,232 --> 00:08:29,684 you'd be ideally suited, 174 00:08:29,684 --> 00:08:31,687 since you already had it. 175 00:08:31,687 --> 00:08:35,123 Assistant manager. 176 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,125 You mean... working for you? 177 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:40,579 You got it. 178 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:44,086 Let me know if you're interested. 179 00:08:48,086 --> 00:08:50,572 He had nightmares again last night. 180 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,075 I went in to comfort him, but, uh... 181 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,577 The doctor says it's... normal... 182 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,563 if you can call that normal; 183 00:08:58,563 --> 00:09:00,566 that kind of behaviour 184 00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:03,569 if someone's been attacked. 185 00:09:03,569 --> 00:09:05,071 But... 186 00:09:05,571 --> 00:09:07,573 to see him in that kind of pain... 187 00:09:07,573 --> 00:09:10,076 You know, I want to help him. Only, 188 00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:12,578 there doesn't seem to be any way. 189 00:09:12,578 --> 00:09:14,580 I can't. 190 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,049 It's okay. 191 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,019 Here. 192 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:24,941 Thanks. 193 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,912 Have some coconut cake. 194 00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:28,411 No thanks. 195 00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:30,414 - Vic made it himself. - Yeah, 196 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:32,316 It's my warmup for Gus' birthday. 197 00:09:32,316 --> 00:09:33,767 He used to be a pastry chef. 198 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:37,254 Black bottoms were my specialty. 199 00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:41,145 I didn't say a word. 200 00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:48,598 - This is good. - Too good. 201 00:09:48,598 --> 00:09:50,550 We faggots are a talented bunch. 202 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:51,551 You gotta hand us that. 203 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:54,554 Indestructible too. 204 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:56,556 If aids and gay-bashers 205 00:09:57,056 --> 00:10:00,060 and crackpot Christians and fucking Republicans 206 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:04,998 can't destroy you, nothing can! 207 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:07,501 And Justin will make it too. 208 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:13,223 You'll see. 209 00:10:13,223 --> 00:10:15,726 I gotta run. 210 00:10:15,726 --> 00:10:19,663 Molly's going to come back from her play date. 211 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:21,664 Thanks for the cake. 212 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,668 We'll see you, Jen. 213 00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:27,671 You know, Jen, they say that a boy's best friend, 214 00:10:27,671 --> 00:10:30,608 especially a gay boy, is his mother. 215 00:10:30,608 --> 00:10:33,111 But that's not always the case. 216 00:10:33,111 --> 00:10:35,613 Maybe what he needs right now is somebody else. 217 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:38,049 Somebody who could get close to him. 218 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:41,936 More important, someone that he would like to be close to. 219 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:43,438 Debbie, 220 00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:47,442 I'm sorry, but not after what happened. 221 00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:50,445 Well... it was just a suggestion. 222 00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:52,397 Besides, I can look after him myself. 223 00:10:52,897 --> 00:10:56,284 Of course you can. 224 00:10:56,284 --> 00:11:01,240 Okay. 225 00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:20,676 Brian! 226 00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:30,487 Brian! 227 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,938 I'm glad it's you. 228 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:33,874 Who else would it be? 229 00:11:33,874 --> 00:11:36,343 Where you going? 230 00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:39,329 - In. - Did I say you could? 231 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:41,331 Don't give me any shit, all right? 232 00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:43,333 I nearly freaked out five times getting here. 233 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,335 Well, you're going to have to nearly freak out 234 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,320 five more times getting home. 235 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:52,642 - I want to see you. - Well you can't, okay? 236 00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:54,144 Why not? 237 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:56,146 Are you fucking some guy? 238 00:11:56,146 --> 00:12:00,568 None of your fucking business. 239 00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:08,009 Now go away. 240 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:11,012 But why? 241 00:12:11,012 --> 00:12:13,431 Why? 242 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,281 You can't believe what this guy can take. 243 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,216 No wonder they call him "The Chunnel". 244 00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:33,702 Are you on misterfister.net again? 245 00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:36,154 It's my late-afternoon coffee break. 246 00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,656 As opposed to your early afternoon coffee break, 247 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,591 your late-morning coffee break... 248 00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:41,076 Some guys get all the breaks. 249 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:42,544 When do you ever find the time to work? 250 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,464 I manage to fit it in. 251 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,448 Actually, right now 252 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,950 I should be working on the Magruder report. 253 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,935 Wertshafter's expecting it at... 254 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,371 Holy shit. He's playing "hide the hydrant". 255 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,291 The fire hydrant? 256 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,793 Fuck! 257 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:57,794 - Shit. - What? 258 00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,195 What? 259 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,196 I just spilled coffee on my pants. 260 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,098 Watch out for the cream. 261 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:06,052 - Uh... I gotta get off. - Sure you didn't already? 262 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,053 Oh. 263 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,873 Fuck! 264 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,808 Schmidt. 265 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,215 Mr. Wertshafter, I... 266 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,700 I can... 267 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,168 I can explain this. I, uh, uh... 268 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:30,476 Fuck. 269 00:13:30,927 --> 00:13:33,279 Fuck! 270 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,616 Justin, my God, what are you doing? 271 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,551 Stop it! Stop! 272 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,519 Why is Justin freaking out? 273 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,521 Molly, go back to your room. Go on! 274 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,522 Justin, please, 275 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,956 stop it, please. 276 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,458 You told him 277 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,427 you didn't want him to see me anymore, didn't you? 278 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,895 It was for your own good and he agreed. 279 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,313 You had no right! 280 00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,298 Justin, I... I just want you safe, 281 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,767 I want everything to be all right. Oh! 282 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,704 Well, guess what? 283 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:58,138 It is too late! 284 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,591 Things are never going to be all right, my life 285 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,059 is fucked! 286 00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:04,061 Chris Hobbs saw to that. 287 00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:06,563 He should've fucking killed me! 288 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,940 And then, fucking Wertshafter gave me the shaft! Can you believe it? 289 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,860 I couldn't believe it the first 300 times you told me. 290 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,812 He fired me. Me, the hardest working, 291 00:14:21,812 --> 00:14:24,315 most devoted employee he's got. And for what? 292 00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:25,316 Wanking to the web? 293 00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:27,318 No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't wanking, 294 00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:29,320 I was watching. Same as everybody else in that office. 295 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,323 The only difference: I wasn't watching what everybody else watches. 296 00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:33,742 - Straight sex! - Yeah, 297 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:35,710 It's fine to salivate 298 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:38,163 over some bimbo with boobs the size of flotation devices 299 00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:40,165 stuffing a zucchini up her twat. 300 00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:43,168 But God forbid you should see some guy with pecs of death 301 00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,669 squatting on a road teepee. 302 00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:46,670 Oh, then you're instantly out on your ass! 303 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,123 That's discrimination in the workplace. 304 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:50,558 You're damned right it is. If he thinks for a minute 305 00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,561 that I'm not going to fight back because i'm too cowardly 306 00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:54,063 to reveal my sexuality, like you... 307 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:57,066 no offence; but he is mightily mistaken. 308 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:58,567 Don't worry, Ted. 309 00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,569 With your education and experience, you'll find another job. 310 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,538 Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure. 311 00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,540 Not after they find out the reason I was canned. Christ! 312 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,491 What am I going to do? 313 00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:06,492 Maybe there's something in here. 314 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,461 What, in that fag rag? Please. 315 00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:09,962 Well, I was thinking 316 00:15:09,962 --> 00:15:11,464 of looking for a moonlighting position myself, 317 00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:14,967 something to augment my income, and my tush. 318 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,402 What's this? 319 00:15:16,402 --> 00:15:18,387 Earn up to $100 an hour. 320 00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:19,872 An hour? 321 00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:23,760 - Doing what? - Why don't we call and find out? 322 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,763 Hello, yes, I... I came across your ad in "Out". 323 00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:27,747 It wouldn't be the first time. 324 00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:29,699 Shhh! 325 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:32,202 Is it true you can earn up to $100 an hour? 326 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,637 Really? 327 00:15:33,637 --> 00:15:36,089 And, um, and what exactly does one have to do? 328 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,008 Volunteer for hideous medical experiments? 329 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,945 Serve as a live target for the military? 330 00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,446 Oh, that's all? Ah. 331 00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:45,448 It's one of those domestic services. 332 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,883 Waiters, private parties, 333 00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:48,885 - Maids. - It a lot of bucks for light housekeeping. 334 00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:50,887 I could make more in a couple hours than I can make 335 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,841 in a week at the Big Q. What about you? 336 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:56,277 I have an M.B.A. from Wharton. 337 00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:58,279 I don't do windows. 338 00:15:58,279 --> 00:16:00,731 I have three semesters from Allegheny Community College. 339 00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:01,732 I'll do anything. 340 00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:04,185 Oh, that's fabulous. Yes. 341 00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,170 Ah, well thank you! 342 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:09,674 They have openings right now. 343 00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:12,176 Well, boys... 344 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:13,678 things are looking up. 345 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:31,113 Did you ever see "Citizen Kane"? 346 00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:32,114 Yeah. 347 00:16:32,614 --> 00:16:34,616 All my life, all I've ever heard 348 00:16:34,616 --> 00:16:37,619 is how it's the greatest fucking movie ever made. 349 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,123 So, I finally rent it. 350 00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:44,126 The guy who plays the lead is fat... 351 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:47,129 the story about some sled sucks... 352 00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:49,631 and it's in black and white. 353 00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:53,635 Maybe you were expecting too much. 354 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:56,638 Like with you. 355 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,140 All I've ever heard 356 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:02,144 is how Brian Kinney is the greatest fuck ever. 357 00:17:02,144 --> 00:17:04,646 If you ask me, you're both highly overrated. 358 00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:08,539 Well, everybody's a critic. 359 00:17:14,539 --> 00:17:16,541 Next time, maybe you should rent "Butthole Boys". 360 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,999 I gave it two thumbs up. 361 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,001 I came at the wrong time. 362 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,359 You two have a lot in common. 363 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:36,185 May I come in? 364 00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:45,188 Your place is very... 365 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,189 glamorous. 366 00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:49,096 - Does the trick. - I'm sure. 367 00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:53,097 You know, if... 368 00:17:53,597 --> 00:17:55,532 if you ever feel like selling, I'm a... 369 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,469 I'm a realtor now. 370 00:17:58,469 --> 00:17:59,970 He's not here. 371 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,438 I know. 372 00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:02,906 It's why I came. 373 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,858 To ask you a favour. 374 00:18:04,858 --> 00:18:06,860 I already did you one. 375 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,863 Yeah but, uh... 376 00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:13,867 this one's for him. 377 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,303 I want you to take him. 378 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,304 Excuse me? 379 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,762 I want you to take my son. 380 00:18:23,762 --> 00:18:25,246 - Mrs. Taylor... - Jennifer. 381 00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:27,682 Whatever. 382 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:30,168 What the fuck are you talking about? 383 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,137 He, um... 384 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,639 won't let anyone touch him, or... 385 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,142 let anyone near him. 386 00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:38,643 He shows practically no emotion 387 00:18:38,643 --> 00:18:41,146 except when he's in one of his rages, or he... 388 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,647 wakes up screaming from a nightmare. 389 00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:44,149 But that's not even the worst part. 390 00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:46,151 The worst part is, um... 391 00:18:46,651 --> 00:18:50,107 Standing there... helpless. 392 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:55,061 Do you have any idea what that feels like? 393 00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:59,482 What would you like me to do? 394 00:18:59,482 --> 00:19:02,985 Touch him. 395 00:19:03,486 --> 00:19:06,906 Help him be touched. 396 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:11,410 You want me to fuck him? 397 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:18,919 You're the one he trusts. 398 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,372 If that's what it takes... 399 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:23,874 I thought you never wanted me to see him again. 400 00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,375 I don't. 401 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,377 But, um... 402 00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:29,379 if I'm ever going to... 403 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:34,885 see my son even remotely resemble the person he was, 404 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:37,142 I don't have a choice. 405 00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:43,577 Then there's nothing I can do? 406 00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:45,579 No recourse, no lawsuit, no damages? 407 00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:47,081 In two words, Teddy: 408 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:48,516 You're screwed. 409 00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:51,886 Actually, that's three with the contraction. 410 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:52,854 Ow! 411 00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:54,822 Fuck this thing. 412 00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:56,774 There's no law in this state 413 00:19:56,774 --> 00:19:58,776 that prevents discrimination of gays in the workplace. 414 00:19:58,776 --> 00:20:01,262 Wertshafter can do whatever the hell he wants. 415 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,097 Yeah... fucking son of a bitch. 416 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:04,899 You know, I have a mind to walk right in 417 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,701 - to tell him exactly how i feel! - Why don't you? 418 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,652 Look him straight in the eye, and tell him 419 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:10,204 that even though the law permits it, 420 00:20:10,204 --> 00:20:12,206 you think what he did is unjustified and unconscionable. 421 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:16,145 Right. I just might do that. 422 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:17,146 Maybe. 423 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,532 Hey, thanks for the advice. And the sucker. 424 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:23,035 - Bye. - Bye. 425 00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:24,535 Poor Ted. 426 00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:27,038 Just one more example of having no rights. 427 00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:28,539 Like getting married. 428 00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:30,491 You... are you going to start with that again? 429 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,960 Hey, will you let me finish? 430 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,463 That night we came back from my sister's wedding, 431 00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:37,398 I went into the garden after you fell asleep. 432 00:20:37,398 --> 00:20:38,399 You did? 433 00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:40,818 I stood and imagined exactly 434 00:20:40,818 --> 00:20:42,253 how I wanted our wedding to look. 435 00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:44,188 Uh, whattyacallit, a hoopa? 436 00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:45,190 Chupeh. 437 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:47,192 Chupeh, under the sycamores, 438 00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:49,194 white satin ribbon bows on the arbours 439 00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:52,197 and little twinkling lights everywhere, like the milky way. 440 00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:53,148 Uh-huh. 441 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,600 But today, I was outside 442 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,102 trying to figure out how to... decorate for Gus' party 443 00:20:57,102 --> 00:21:01,607 And I said to myself, "Peterson, what the hell were you thinking? 444 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,610 I mean, you're going to have 20 tots here on Saturday. 445 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:05,911 You're going to have to deal with... 446 00:21:06,912 --> 00:21:08,614 tantrums and tears and throw-up; 447 00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:10,616 Mel's right. 448 00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:15,088 "The time to be romantic has passed." 449 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:17,590 Well... 450 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:19,092 I didn't mean that. 451 00:21:19,092 --> 00:21:20,560 "It's a silly ritual 452 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,496 for straight people. A bankrupt institution." 453 00:21:23,496 --> 00:21:26,916 No. We have to be practical now. 454 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:29,419 So I apologize for making such a big deal. 455 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,887 And I promise 456 00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:35,842 to never, never mention it again. 457 00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:39,779 She thought she could keep us apart. 458 00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:42,782 "I don't want you seeing my son anymore!" 459 00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:44,285 We showed her. 460 00:21:44,785 --> 00:21:46,787 - Would you shut up? - What for? 461 00:21:46,787 --> 00:21:49,790 Because I said so and because you sound like an immature brat. 462 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,793 Maybe I am. 463 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:56,797 Then you can get your ass out and walk home. 464 00:21:56,797 --> 00:22:00,301 Right now. 465 00:22:00,301 --> 00:22:03,754 What is the matter with you? 466 00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,756 She was trying to do the right thing. 467 00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:08,759 You don't know how lucky you are to have a mother like that. 468 00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:10,761 Now I get to stay with you. 469 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:16,768 Just until you get better. 470 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,770 There's nothing wrong with me. 471 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,773 Except for my... gimp hand. 472 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,776 Fucking Hobbs. 473 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:29,281 Just don't think about it, all right? 474 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,782 How come you're doing this? 475 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,784 What, driving with no hands? 476 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,287 No, why are you letting me stay with you? 477 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:39,724 Why do you care? It's what you want, isn't it? 478 00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:41,226 I know why. 479 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:44,230 It's because you love me madly, 480 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:47,233 passionately, deeply... 481 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,235 just like I always suspected. 482 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,721 Get the rest of that stuff off... 483 00:22:51,721 --> 00:22:54,156 This is a pretty fancy place. 484 00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:56,458 Well, for what they're paying us, it'd have to be. 485 00:22:58,094 --> 00:22:59,095 I've never been a waiter. 486 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,030 I hope I can do it. 487 00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:04,533 Honey. This is your family business. 488 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,035 It's in your blood. 489 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,037 Now you make your mother proud. 490 00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:10,006 Are you two the waiters? 491 00:23:10,006 --> 00:23:11,925 Uh, yes, sir. 492 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:13,427 Oh. 493 00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:14,928 Well why aren't you dressed? 494 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,834 Um, they said you'd give us our uniforms when we got here. 495 00:23:17,848 --> 00:23:19,833 Oh, the outfits. Where are their outfits? 496 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,834 - Quickly. - Right here. 497 00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,687 Quickly. 498 00:23:23,687 --> 00:23:29,142 Hurry up and put these on. 499 00:23:29,643 --> 00:23:31,128 Where's the rest of the tux? 500 00:23:31,128 --> 00:23:32,629 Oh. 501 00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:34,564 Um, excuse me, I think there's been a... 502 00:23:34,564 --> 00:23:38,068 a mistake. 503 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:48,463 Oh, appetizers. 504 00:23:48,463 --> 00:23:50,465 Uh, white wine, or... or red? 505 00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:52,467 - White. - Very good, 506 00:23:52,467 --> 00:23:55,969 Sir. 507 00:23:57,954 --> 00:23:59,439 And red. 508 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,408 Some guys have all the luck. 509 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:07,314 Shrimp balls? 510 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,816 I wouldn't say that. 511 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,326 Keep your hands off the tenderloin. 512 00:24:33,675 --> 00:24:39,180 What are you doing all the way over there? 513 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:46,055 Come closer. 514 00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:48,540 Why don't you take off some of the clothes? 515 00:24:48,540 --> 00:25:16,369 You might get overheated. 516 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:19,737 Roll over. 517 00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:52,239 No, don't. Don't. 518 00:25:58,746 --> 00:26:01,681 I can't. 519 00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:18,683 It's okay. 520 00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:31,246 It's not okay. 521 00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:33,598 You know, for someone who has enough disorders 522 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:35,600 to merit your own classification 523 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,104 in the diagnostic and statistical manual, 524 00:26:38,104 --> 00:26:40,606 you are one of the most well adjusted 525 00:26:40,606 --> 00:26:44,610 and high functioning bastards I know. 526 00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:47,113 - Thanks. - What's your secret? 527 00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:51,117 A series of hopeless addictions, for one. 528 00:26:51,117 --> 00:26:57,056 And never seeing a shrink, for another. 529 00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:59,559 You're seeing one now. 530 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:02,061 So, uh, you tried to hold him, 531 00:27:02,545 --> 00:27:06,482 To have sex with him, but he wouldn't let you touch him? 532 00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:10,420 That must be a first for you. 533 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,922 However, it's understandable. 534 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,857 Something like that happens, 535 00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:16,860 naturally he's going to be afraid to let anyone touch him. 536 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:19,195 - Even you. - But he'll get over it, right? 537 00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:22,232 That depends. It's like a... a fairy tale. 538 00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:24,735 Rapunzel trapped in the tower, 539 00:27:24,735 --> 00:27:27,688 Hansel and Gretel caged by the witch. Only in this case, 540 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:31,624 it's Justin's memory that's been locked up. 541 00:27:31,624 --> 00:27:35,127 And it's... it's up to you to release it. 542 00:27:35,628 --> 00:27:37,631 Handsome prince. 543 00:27:38,131 --> 00:27:40,634 And... 544 00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:42,135 how the fuck do I do that? 545 00:27:42,135 --> 00:27:44,087 Trigger his memory. 546 00:27:44,087 --> 00:27:47,558 Get him to feel the pain. 547 00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,009 Are you shitting me? 548 00:27:49,509 --> 00:27:52,512 Until he can process it and move beyond it, 549 00:27:52,512 --> 00:27:55,966 he's always going to feel isolated, unhappy, alone. 550 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:59,403 He's not just the walking wounded; 551 00:27:59,903 --> 00:28:04,324 The walking dead. 552 00:28:06,828 --> 00:28:12,333 You're very eloquent when I'm drunk. 553 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:17,305 I'm afraid our time's up. 554 00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:21,259 So how much do I owe you? 555 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:25,713 I'll take it out in trade... 556 00:28:25,713 --> 00:28:27,715 next time I see you in the baths. 557 00:28:34,222 --> 00:28:36,959 It was awful. 558 00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:38,460 All these dirtyminded old men 559 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:40,412 staring at me and pinching my ass. 560 00:28:40,412 --> 00:28:42,381 It was fabulous. All these dirtyminded old men 561 00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:44,880 staring at me, pinching my ass. 562 00:28:44,883 --> 00:28:46,300 Welcome to "Point-Counterpoint". 563 00:28:46,318 --> 00:28:48,304 Besides, what are a few bruise marks? 564 00:28:48,304 --> 00:28:50,306 Now, doesn't that feel better? 565 00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:52,808 We each made $500. 566 00:28:53,309 --> 00:28:54,310 How much is that after taxes? 567 00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:55,794 What are you asking me for? 568 00:28:55,794 --> 00:28:56,729 You're an accountant. 569 00:28:56,729 --> 00:28:57,730 Was an accountant. 570 00:28:57,730 --> 00:29:00,232 Well, it's clear to me what you have to do. 571 00:29:00,232 --> 00:29:03,152 How to open a milk carton isn't clear to you. 572 00:29:03,152 --> 00:29:07,040 Nevertheless, I can't wait to hear your thoughts. 573 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,041 Sue him. 574 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,978 - Kick his homophobic ass... - Ow! 575 00:29:11,978 --> 00:29:14,914 Sorry, sweetie; to court. And sue him for 10 mil. 576 00:29:14,914 --> 00:29:16,833 No, make it 20. Okay. There. 577 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,319 My turn. 578 00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:21,254 That's brilliant, 579 00:29:21,254 --> 00:29:23,256 Only, Melanie told me there's no laws in this state 580 00:29:23,256 --> 00:29:25,759 covering discrimination based on sexual orientation. 581 00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:27,227 Scratch that. 582 00:29:27,227 --> 00:29:31,231 No, you just rub. 583 00:29:31,231 --> 00:29:33,166 I'm going to talk to Wertshafter. 584 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,022 Confront him like a man. Tell him, "Look, 585 00:29:35,036 --> 00:29:37,038 I've been a loyal and devoted employee here for nine years. 586 00:29:37,038 --> 00:29:41,042 You've got no right to treat me like this just because I'm gay." 587 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:42,543 Then I'm going to grovel. 588 00:29:42,543 --> 00:29:43,995 Sounds like a plan. 589 00:29:43,995 --> 00:29:46,914 What kind of pathetic pussyboys are you? 590 00:29:46,914 --> 00:29:48,899 Where's your pride? Where's your self-respect? 591 00:29:48,899 --> 00:29:49,867 Where's your dignity? 592 00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:53,804 Hello? 593 00:29:53,804 --> 00:29:56,257 Yes, this is he. 594 00:29:56,757 --> 00:29:58,709 What... yes, I believe I would be available. 595 00:30:00,161 --> 00:30:04,082 Thank you very much. 596 00:30:04,082 --> 00:30:06,084 A wealthy client would like an attractive domestic 597 00:30:06,084 --> 00:30:07,586 to polish his silver. 598 00:30:07,586 --> 00:30:09,037 I hope your ass holds up. 599 00:30:09,037 --> 00:30:11,740 100 bucks an hour buys an awful lot of lotion. 600 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,708 All right, boys. 601 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,658 I'm off to buff in the buff! 602 00:30:13,658 --> 00:30:16,916 So much for dignity. 603 00:30:26,838 --> 00:30:29,841 Well... we were dancing. 604 00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:32,845 And, um, I think they were playing this. 605 00:30:33,346 --> 00:30:34,347 Anyways, that's when Brian came in 606 00:30:34,347 --> 00:30:37,417 and he had on... a tux. 607 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:43,072 And a white silk scarf. 608 00:30:43,072 --> 00:30:46,075 I think I remember that. 609 00:30:46,075 --> 00:30:48,578 I'm not sure. 610 00:30:48,578 --> 00:30:51,581 Well, um... he looked awesome. 611 00:30:52,081 --> 00:30:56,085 And he said to me... 612 00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:59,388 "You look hot, Daphne. I'd fuck you." 613 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:01,339 Huh. 614 00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:03,793 And then he asked if he could borrow you 615 00:31:03,793 --> 00:31:06,345 to dance, and he took your hand, 616 00:31:06,345 --> 00:31:11,534 and, uh, led you to the dance floor. 617 00:31:11,534 --> 00:31:14,003 They were playing this. 618 00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:16,506 Close your eyes. 619 00:31:17,006 --> 00:31:18,508 Maybe, uh... 620 00:31:18,508 --> 00:31:20,009 you'll remember something. 621 00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:43,200 Well? 622 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:47,204 We really danced to this corny old song? 623 00:31:49,706 --> 00:31:56,079 Ah... I'd prefer to think of it as "ridiculously romantic". 624 00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:59,082 You should've seen it. 625 00:31:59,082 --> 00:32:02,036 You and Brian had the entire floor to yourselves. 626 00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,924 We did some, um... 627 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,425 pretty fancy moves. 628 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,295 Mouths were dropping. 629 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,230 It was so cool. And then, 630 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,698 when you guys kissed... 631 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:16,167 it was so hot. 632 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:19,637 You kissed me? 633 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,639 In front of everybody? 634 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:25,143 Yeah. 635 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:29,080 You should've been there. 636 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:39,008 So, first day back. How'd you feel? 637 00:32:39,008 --> 00:32:42,011 - Huh, like I never left. - I know what you mean. 638 00:32:42,011 --> 00:32:44,513 Working at the Big Q kind of spoils you for anything else. 639 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:46,515 - Yeah. - There you are, Novotny. 640 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:48,517 Stella just called in sick. 641 00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:50,519 I need you to stay till midnight. 642 00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:53,022 But I just finished a 10-hour shift. 643 00:32:53,022 --> 00:32:55,024 Are you saying you have a problem? 644 00:32:55,524 --> 00:32:57,026 Because I'd hate to think i hired an assistant manager 645 00:32:57,026 --> 00:33:00,480 who's refusing to do the job. 646 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,983 Sure, I'll stay. Happy to. 647 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:03,984 Good. 648 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,486 Take off your coat, make yourself at home, 649 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:08,872 and start retagging these. 650 00:33:08,872 --> 00:33:09,856 See you in the morning. 651 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:13,360 Oh. And, uh... 652 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:20,850 welcome back. 653 00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:23,252 Look, I can call my boyfriend and cancel dinner. 654 00:33:23,353 --> 00:33:25,805 Uh, he needs to lose a few pounds anyway. 655 00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:27,307 No, no, no, no. You go on, Trace. 656 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:30,811 There's no reason everyone's night should be ruined. 657 00:33:31,312 --> 00:33:35,316 Okay. 658 00:33:35,316 --> 00:33:38,319 Attention, Big Q shoppers, 659 00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:41,522 the store will be closing in 15 minutes. 660 00:34:17,943 --> 00:34:23,365 You walked down with me back to the jeep. 661 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:26,318 And we were, uh... we were goofing... 662 00:34:26,318 --> 00:34:29,322 singing, and we were dancing... 663 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:35,544 I kissed you. I said, "later". 664 00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:38,030 And then you turned around, and, um... 665 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:41,433 smiled. 666 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:50,442 Then I knew why Debbie calls you sunshine. 667 00:34:50,442 --> 00:34:52,444 And then I went back to the jeep and as I... 668 00:34:52,444 --> 00:34:54,296 saw him in the mirror coming after you... 669 00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:56,616 Justin! 670 00:35:01,537 --> 00:35:05,041 Christ! 671 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:10,546 Don't you... remember anything? 672 00:35:37,574 --> 00:35:40,083 I wish I could remember. 673 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:50,565 I wish I could forget. 674 00:36:00,565 --> 00:36:03,068 Schmidt. What are you still doing here? 675 00:36:03,068 --> 00:36:06,554 I, uh, came by to pick up my Mr. Coffee, and... 676 00:36:06,554 --> 00:36:11,476 To speak with you, sir. If I may. 677 00:36:11,476 --> 00:36:12,977 Mr. Wertshafter, 678 00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:15,980 as a loyal and devoted employee here of nine years... 679 00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:22,904 8 years, 11 months, 6 days. 680 00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:25,408 You always were precise, sir. 681 00:36:25,408 --> 00:36:27,910 Right down to the digit. 682 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,912 That's why it says Wertshafter on the door, 683 00:36:29,912 --> 00:36:31,914 I guess... 684 00:36:36,852 --> 00:36:38,854 I just... I want... I want you to know how... 685 00:36:38,854 --> 00:36:42,842 unreasonable and unfair i think it is 686 00:36:43,342 --> 00:36:45,845 that you dismissed me over such a minor infraction. 687 00:36:45,845 --> 00:36:47,290 I'm sure if it had been one of the others, 688 00:36:47,296 --> 00:36:48,297 you would've just looked the other way. 689 00:36:48,297 --> 00:36:50,800 The only difference is because I'm... I'm... 690 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,268 A homosexual. 691 00:36:52,268 --> 00:36:53,736 Precisely. 692 00:36:54,237 --> 00:36:56,173 You gays, 693 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:58,675 every time something happens, you think it's discrimination. 694 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,610 Well, this isn't about discrimination. 695 00:37:00,610 --> 00:37:02,612 This is about company policy: 696 00:37:02,612 --> 00:37:04,097 "Anyone found using the internet 697 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,099 for reasons other than business purposes 698 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,586 will be dismissed forthwith." 699 00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:14,458 You're lucky I didn't charge you for the time you spent online. 700 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:18,462 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 701 00:37:18,462 --> 00:37:20,330 Schmidt. 702 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:21,331 Yes, sir? 703 00:37:21,331 --> 00:37:23,333 One more thing. 704 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,836 Are you happy being an accountant? 705 00:37:24,836 --> 00:37:27,255 - Happy? - Does balancing the books 706 00:37:27,255 --> 00:37:35,263 make your heart beat faster? 707 00:37:35,263 --> 00:37:37,265 No, sir. Not really. 708 00:37:37,265 --> 00:37:39,700 Then I'm doing you a favour. 709 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,202 Next time, find yourself something 710 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:42,703 you have a passion for. 711 00:37:42,703 --> 00:37:57,202 Otherwise, you're just jerking yourself off. 712 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:06,160 Isn't that gorgeous? 713 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,161 Look it here! 714 00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:09,163 Make a wish, sweetheart! 715 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,165 I want a new job. I want a new job. 716 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:12,667 Not you. 717 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:15,169 He's too young. And I really need it. 718 00:38:15,169 --> 00:38:16,671 One, two, three. 719 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,609 Yay! 720 00:38:21,609 --> 00:38:25,514 Let's have some cake! 721 00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:26,982 You know, I would just like to say 722 00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:28,984 what a thrill it is for Lindsay and me 723 00:38:28,984 --> 00:38:32,487 to be celebrating our beautiful son's very first birthday, 724 00:38:32,487 --> 00:38:34,406 and how happy we are. 725 00:38:34,406 --> 00:38:38,293 How very happy that you're all here to share it with us. 726 00:38:38,293 --> 00:38:40,728 You cut the Schmaltz's so I can cut the cake! 727 00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:45,617 Oh, okay, grab a plate before the ice cream melts. Come on. 728 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,119 Hi. 729 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:50,122 Thank you. 730 00:38:57,981 --> 00:38:58,481 Yes, honey? 731 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:00,433 Are you and her married? 732 00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:03,836 Um... 733 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,822 No, sweetie, we're not. 734 00:39:06,306 --> 00:39:08,258 How come? 735 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:09,259 Ask your mommy and daddy 736 00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,261 to explain it to you in about... 737 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,696 oh, 20 years. 738 00:39:27,127 --> 00:39:29,630 Want some? 739 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,131 You know, white flour and white sugar 740 00:39:31,632 --> 00:39:34,134 are about the worst things you can put in your body. 741 00:39:43,143 --> 00:39:46,647 30 years ago... 742 00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:50,150 we had your first birthday party. 743 00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:54,656 In the backyard. With the kids, and the cake... 744 00:39:54,656 --> 00:39:57,158 and the swing set. 745 00:39:57,158 --> 00:40:00,662 I still don't know what a gratchet is. 746 00:40:01,162 --> 00:40:11,256 Some things never change, huh? 747 00:40:11,256 --> 00:40:14,259 You're wrong, ma. 748 00:40:14,259 --> 00:40:16,261 Things change a lot. 749 00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:17,262 If you don't change with them, 750 00:40:17,762 --> 00:40:21,267 then you get left behind. 751 00:40:21,267 --> 00:40:23,269 Look at me, I'm... i'm right back 752 00:40:23,269 --> 00:40:25,771 in the same place I was before. 753 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:31,177 And everybody else has moved on. 754 00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:36,165 I feel lost, ma. 755 00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:39,168 Oh, baby. 756 00:40:39,168 --> 00:40:42,171 You're not lost. 757 00:40:42,171 --> 00:40:47,610 You're just full of shit. 758 00:40:49,112 --> 00:40:51,615 You're only lost if you're alone. 759 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,504 You are surrounded by people who love you. 760 00:40:57,504 --> 00:41:00,910 You're gonna find your way. 761 00:41:04,411 --> 00:41:07,364 Now go enjoy the party. 762 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,866 Hmm? Oh, wait. 763 00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:12,869 Shit. 764 00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:15,872 Wow! 765 00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:18,376 Oh! 766 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,378 Let's see! 767 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,380 Yes! 768 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,865 Look! 769 00:41:23,865 --> 00:41:26,367 Your son's going to be a baseball player! 770 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:27,785 Yeah well, if you make a man out of him, 771 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:29,287 I'm going to hold you personally responsible. 772 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:40,080 Baseball! Yay! 773 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,516 You swing that bat, big boy! 774 00:41:42,516 --> 00:41:43,450 Justin. 775 00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:44,701 Justin! 776 00:42:01,536 --> 00:42:04,038 Oops. 777 00:42:04,038 --> 00:42:06,457 That was one hell of a first birthday party. 778 00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:07,959 Thanks. 779 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,460 What are you planning to do for his second? 780 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,429 Leave town and stick you with it. 781 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:16,350 Here, give me a hand. 782 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:17,853 You know, this, uh... 783 00:42:17,853 --> 00:42:24,276 would be the perfect place for a wedding. 784 00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:27,279 The white satin bows on the arbour... 785 00:42:27,763 --> 00:42:29,264 the twinkling lights... 786 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,201 Achupeh... only, not under the sycamores. 787 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:39,675 I was thinking... over by the rose bushes. 788 00:42:39,675 --> 00:42:41,093 Linz... 789 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,564 I thought we put this to rest once and for all. 790 00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:48,067 Kendall Morgan woke it up in me. 791 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:50,069 Who? 792 00:42:50,069 --> 00:42:53,072 The little girl who asked if we were married. 793 00:42:53,506 --> 00:42:55,508 I realized that some day, 794 00:42:55,508 --> 00:42:58,995 our kid is going to ask us that very same question. 795 00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:01,498 And when he does, I have to say no, 796 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:02,982 then he'd want to know why not, 797 00:43:03,449 --> 00:43:05,451 and then I'd have to tell him because... 798 00:43:05,451 --> 00:43:08,388 straight people wouldn't let us. 799 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:11,307 Only, that's not the whole truth. 800 00:43:11,307 --> 00:43:12,809 Which is? 801 00:43:12,809 --> 00:43:16,167 We wouldn't give ourselves permission. 802 00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:23,000 Sorry. 803 00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:35,886 If it's not too late to be romantic, 804 00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:41,889 Lindsay Peterson, 805 00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:45,379 will you marry me? 806 00:43:47,379 --> 00:43:52,350 Now you're proposing to me? 807 00:43:52,350 --> 00:43:58,707 Well, I'm going to have to think it over. 808 00:43:58,707 --> 00:44:00,659 Yes! 809 00:44:54,631 --> 00:45:00,096 Better now? 810 00:45:09,096 --> 00:45:12,098 You really freaked me out. 811 00:45:12,098 --> 00:45:15,602 What, you? 812 00:45:15,602 --> 00:45:20,607 It was like, you got hit all over again. 813 00:45:21,108 --> 00:45:24,111 I remembered walking away and... 814 00:45:24,111 --> 00:45:26,613 suddenly hearing your voice call my name 815 00:45:26,613 --> 00:45:31,618 to warn me. 816 00:45:31,618 --> 00:45:35,072 You never told me about that. 817 00:45:35,072 --> 00:45:39,076 You tried to save me. 818 00:45:39,076 --> 00:45:43,581 Guess I forgot. 819 00:45:49,587 --> 00:45:55,533 It's a good thing one of us remembered. 820 00:46:34,533 --> 00:46:43,043 I want you inside me. 821 00:46:43,543 --> 00:46:46,046 Are you sure? 822 00:46:46,046 --> 00:46:48,548 Yeah. Just... 823 00:46:48,548 --> 00:46:51,056 take it easy. 824 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,956 Like the first time?