1
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Congratulations, Jake!

2
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You are our winner!

3
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You said if I win,
I could go home.

4
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It's time...
for the final round!

5
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Pick a box. Pull the string.

6
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Win a prize.

7
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And then I get to go?

8
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If you pull
the right string.

9
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What if I pull the wrong string?

10
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Well, everyone's a winner.

11
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Pull a string!

12
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I'll do anything,
please, please.

13
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Pull it!

14
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Pull it.

15
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Looks like
you won a shotgun.

16
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Courtesy of our friends
down at the shotgun factory.

17
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Not just any old gun,
a Shotgun-brand shotgun.

18
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Please, you said I can live.

19
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You promised.

20
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Well, people say
a lot of things.

21
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Thanks for playing, Jake,

22
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and we'll see you next time.

23
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No, no.

24
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Please, please.

25
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Please, please, help me!

26
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Please, help me!

27
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♪ <i>Are you ready</i>
<i>Are you ready for it?</i> ♪

28
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♪ <i>If you wonder</i>
<i>What I'm saying</i> ♪

29
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♪ <i>Don't you keep me waiting</i> ♪

30
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♪ <i>Like la, la, la</i> ♪

31
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♪ <i>Woo-hoo! If you wanna...</i> ♪

32
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Wow! This place
is legit amazing!

33
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Yup, whoever said
money can't buy happiness

34
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clearly couldn't afford
a 4,000-square-foot
summer house.

35
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Your rich uncle killed himself.

36
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Yeah, but he wasn't
like rich-rich,

37
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his wife tanked his investments,

38
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that's why he went...

39
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-What?
-The trust fund baby and I
will get the bags,

40
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we'll meet you inside.

41
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Matthew.

42
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Always the gentleman.

43
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Wait, no! Equal rights.

44
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Or am I forgetting something?

45
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Yup, you seem to get it
pretty clear.

46
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Carry my shit.

47
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I'm not one
of your ugly-ass rescue dogs.

48
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You wish you were!

49
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She treats those pit bulls
like royalty.

50
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Maybe you could give me
a belly rub.

51
00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,283
Ew.

52
00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,520
You're disgusting.

53
00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,622
Hey, man.

54
00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,791
You do know that nice guys
finish last, right?

55
00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,592
And where
do the dropouts finish?

56
00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:13,695
Oh, that's right.

57
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They end up working for daddy.

58
00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:17,965
Hey!

59
00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,835
Hey! I got my diploma!

60
00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,837
- Oh, yeah?
- No, Matthew!

61
00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,506
- I-- I actually really
fucking hate--
- Yeah.

62
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Why do you keep
bringing up...

63
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♪ <i>If you wonder</i>
<i>What I'm saying</i> ♪

64
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♪ <i>Don't you keep me waiting</i> ♪

65
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♪ <i>Like la, la, la</i> ♪

66
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♪ <i>Da, da, du, du, du</i> ♪

67
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♪ <i>Hey, here we go again</i> ♪

68
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♪ <i>Falling from the sky</i>
<i>We got money in our hands, ha</i> ♪

69
00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,693
♪ <i>Hey, do that dirty dance</i> ♪

70
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♪ <i>We just live that life</i>
<i>You ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

71
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Oh my God, make it stop.

72
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♪ <i>Ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

73
00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:56,037
♪ <i>Happy birthday to Anita</i> ♪

74
00:03:56,938 --> 00:04:01,008
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

75
00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:02,810
♪ <i>Ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

76
00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:04,746
♪ <i>Ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

77
00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:06,748
♪ <i>Hey, ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

78
00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:08,549
♪ <i>Ey, ey</i>
<i>Ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

79
00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,119
♪ <i>Hey, ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

80
00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,054
♪ <i>Ey, ey</i>
<i>Ain't seen nothing yet</i> ♪

81
00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,197
It would be
a great birthday present.

82
00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,600
Please, give it--
Give it to me.

83
00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,968
Anita.

84
00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,804
Truth or dare?

85
00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:30,938
No, I don't trust you.

86
00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,741
-If you're scared,
just say truth.
-Dare.

87
00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,243
I dare you to hook up
with Anita.

88
00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,544
No.

89
00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,613
What? It's hot.

90
00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,281
I'm not objectifying this
all for you.

91
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Come on.

92
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Just be a good girl.

93
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Don't I
get a say in this?

94
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It's my dad's
fucking summer house.

95
00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:49,557
For real?

96
00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,726
It's nothing
we didn't do
in parties at college.

97
00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:54,562
Are you sure?

98
00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,731
I've done worse.

99
00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:11,478
Okay.

100
00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,549
My turn.

101
00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,318
Or what?
If I don't kiss you too,
you'll kick me out?

102
00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:22,957
What the fuck? I was bluffing,
I didn't force you to do
anything, did I?

103
00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,829
You know, one day you're gonna
say that shit

104
00:05:27,962 --> 00:05:29,931
to the wrong person
and you're gonna get cancelled.

105
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Fucking uncancellable, baby.

106
00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,270
What was that?

107
00:05:37,238 --> 00:05:38,606
I don't know, probably a bear.

108
00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,908
-A huge one.
-It was nothing.

109
00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:45,112
-No worries.
-You know, men kill
more women than bears do.

110
00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:52,320
You know...

111
00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,057
he's probably waiting...

112
00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,894
the perfect moment...

113
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,530
-to attack!
-Ah!

114
00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,698
Fuck!

115
00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,534
James...

116
00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,469
Maybe we should call the cops.

117
00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:12,707
And say what?
"There's a noise outside"?

118
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,508
Stop being a dick to me!

119
00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:16,777
I'm the one that's gonna
go check it out,
so if you think about it,

120
00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,880
I'm the fucking hero!

121
00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,681
See you.

122
00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,799
Do not fucking do that!
There are timers,

123
00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,467
and if you mess it up,
I'll fucking kill you!

124
00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,802
Put it back on.

125
00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:53,047
Fuck!

126
00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:57,151
-Do not do that.
-Aw...

127
00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,086
Did you get scared?

128
00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,322
-I could've killed you.
-Okay. Mm.

129
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:06,961
What is it?

130
00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,130
James.

131
00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:11,232
I don't know.

132
00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,081
What?

133
00:07:28,983 --> 00:07:31,652
- More drinking games?
- This was just out there.

134
00:07:33,154 --> 00:07:34,722
And you brought it inside?

135
00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:37,558
-Absolutely.
-No, why?

136
00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,593
That's super creepy.

137
00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,362
Just sitting out there.

138
00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,964
What are you even
gonna do with it?

139
00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:45,266
I don't know, Anita, film shit?

140
00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,768
Maybe your parents
are swingers.

141
00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,337
Yeah, that could be hot.

142
00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,072
You want to watch the tape
with me?

143
00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,406
Does anything gross you out?

144
00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,808
I mean,
I can probably set it up.

145
00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,509
No,
I don't think we should play it.

146
00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,379
I mean, yeah, I don't have to.

147
00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,880
God, I didn't realize we
couldn't have any fun.

148
00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,615
You're such a dud, Anita.

149
00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,351
Why don't you just go home
and hide with your mommy?

150
00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,086
I have a really bad feeling,

151
00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,721
and I would rather not do this.

152
00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:08,422
OK.

153
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,092
I was just joking.

154
00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:12,994
You want to have fun?

155
00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:14,929
Yeah, well, not all of us
have summer houses

156
00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,664
and parents we can joke about.

157
00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,299
You

158
00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,234
are being a bitch.

159
00:08:20,368 --> 00:08:22,103
So why don't we all
just calm down,

160
00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,838
sit on the couch and hope
that this tape

161
00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,706
is of my parents
having sex.

162
00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,076
Smile.

163
00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,312
You think because you have all
this nice stuff

164
00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,913
you can control us?

165
00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,250
None of us actually like you,

166
00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:37,118
James.

167
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,155
We only want to hang out
with you because your parents
are rich.

168
00:08:42,757 --> 00:08:44,191
What did you say?

169
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,495
I said we only hang out with you
because your parents are rich.

170
00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,230
None of us like you.

171
00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:53,701
So it makes you happy to have
some creepy thing too?

172
00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,504
It is all yours.

173
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,772
Asshole.

174
00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:08,949
Leave.

175
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,452
I would like you to leave.

176
00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:14,523
Now.

177
00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:17,224
Now.

178
00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:18,893
I'm not, I'm not joking.

179
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,828
I want you to fucking
leave my fucking house!

180
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,130
Leave my fucking house!

181
00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:24,799
- These are my friends!
- Chill.

182
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,168
- My fucking friends!
- Chill, man.

183
00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,403
-We've been drinking--
-You're mom's
gonna die pretty soon!

184
00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:31,705
Don't you think she'll
be bummed out if that shit
fucking happened?

185
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:32,740
That's the best show.

186
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,841
Fuck you.

187
00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,078
Well, fuck you.

188
00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:38,746
Fuck you!

189
00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,384
That was
like super fucked up, man.

190
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,923
I was just trying
to have a bit of fun.

191
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,658
Dude.

192
00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:54,295
You're seriously on her side?

193
00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:55,996
Matthew?

194
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,134
Boo.

195
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,221
You know that James was right.

196
00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,823
My mum probably is gonna die.

197
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,829
You have no idea how hard I
worked her for her surgery.

198
00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,066
She's just still...

199
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,168
not getting better.

200
00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,574
So I'm sorry if I can't...

201
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:44,111
come out here and party and act
like everything's OK cause it's
not fucking OK,

202
00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:44,945
Matthew.

203
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,816
I'm glad you're here tonight.

204
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,589
You're a good person.

205
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,159
You're not selfish.

206
00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,163
Hey.

207
00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:02,963
I--

208
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,000
You're like
the best person I know.

209
00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:10,671
Should have just stayed home.

210
00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:28,322
Hello?

211
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:33,761
Hello?

212
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,944
I have a fucking knife.

213
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,445
Fuck!

214
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,146
Fuck!

215
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,015
Fuck!

216
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,351
This is getting way too easy.

217
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,386
I am sick of this
fucking jumpscare bullshit.

218
00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:00,522
Hey.

219
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,289
You deserve a lot worse

220
00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,825
after what you said to Anita.

221
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,695
-What about her?
-You really upset her.

222
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,230
This is why you're in here,
to just piss me off?

223
00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,198
No, actually, to wash my face.

224
00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:12,733
You have your own bathroom.

225
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,171
I also wanted to finish
our conversation.

226
00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,240
So you're here to apologize?

227
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,741
Mhm.

228
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,210
I've been a bad girl.

229
00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:27,047
So what do you want
to do about it?

230
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,315
Hm?

231
00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:31,852
Um.

232
00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:36,924
Mhm.

233
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,030
-Nice.
-I know.

234
00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:51,539
Melissa!

235
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,174
Do not leave me here
with blue balls.

236
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,343
Melissa.

237
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,395
Hello?

238
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,031
Hello?

239
00:14:11,753 --> 00:14:12,787
Hey, wake up.

240
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,191
Anita.

241
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,393
Anita.

242
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,963
Melissa?

243
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,766
I-- I need a one way car.

244
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,068
Melissa?

245
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,471
Melissa.

246
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,975
James!

247
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,212
James, the girls won't wake up!

248
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,647
James!

249
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,051
James!

250
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,557
Who the fuck are you?

251
00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:50,859
James!

252
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,092
James!

253
00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,395
There's someone in the house!

254
00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:17,645
Guys?

255
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:20,682
Guys?

256
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,317
Guys!

257
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,886
Matthew.

258
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,321
Not you.

259
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,430
-What the fuck?
-Oh my God.

260
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:40,969
-Oh, fuck.
-Guys.

261
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:22,644
OK.

262
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:26,113
She sells seashells
by the seashore.

263
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,186
Matthew?

264
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,393
What the fuck?

265
00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,128
What the fuck's going on?

266
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,368
It's not gonna fucking work.

267
00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:50,404
Ah! Fuck!

268
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,940
Fuck! Fuck!

269
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,841
Oh, what time is it?

270
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,143
You did.

271
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:57,311
Mhm.

272
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,247
Hm.

273
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,885
Hey guys.

274
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:05,787
Excuse me?

275
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,289
Excuse me, I, I think there must
be some kind of mix up.

276
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,358
Sir?

277
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,860
Sir!

278
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,065
You guys ready?

279
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,398
For what?

280
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,070
Alright, then five, four, three.

281
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,171
Two, one.

282
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,840
I'm your host.

283
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,410
Welcome back!

284
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,883
I have sure missed you.

285
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,752
I hope you've missed me too.

286
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:40,855
Uh, today we are back
with new contestants.

287
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,523
Let's meet them, shall we?

288
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:45,760
Well, first up,
we've got nerdy man Matt.

289
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,128
Oh,
we've got Melissa the dog lover,

290
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,766
and then we've got James,
in the giant bank account.

291
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,201
And last but not least,
we've got Anita.

292
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,738
<i>Muy bonita.</i>

293
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,906
Let's give them
a big round of applause,
shall we?

294
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,241
How does he know us?

295
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,243
Now.

296
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,280
I know this is
exciting because here you are

297
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,482
on the show.

298
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,584
What a dream.

299
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:14,789
Let me out
of the fucking chains.

300
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,091
Now this first round is
gonna be nice and easy.

301
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,259
We're just gonna play
a warm-up round, OK?

302
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,062
Simple.

303
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,664
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

304
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,600
And then you let us go, right?

305
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,135
Hey,

306
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,736
there's always a winner.

307
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,072
All right, you guys ready?

308
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,473
All right, here, here we go.

309
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:37,411
Yes!

310
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,148
It's so embarrassing.

311
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,381
I'm sorry.

312
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,350
God,

313
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,153
uh, you know what, folks, uh,

314
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,055
we're gonna be
right back after a short,

315
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,856
uh, commercial break.

316
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,323
Uh,

317
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,959
not to worry.

318
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:53,260
Be back in a jiffy.

319
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,598
Sorry, I'll be right back.

320
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,134
God, I'm so forgetful.

321
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,370
Why is he calling us
contestants?

322
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:07,642
Who the fuck was he talking to?

323
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,511
Stupid,
stupid, stupid.

324
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,349
<i>He just got me</i>
<i>with a needle in</i>
<i>the neck.</i>

325
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,019
<i>Think this could be a prank?</i>

326
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:18,986
<i>For real, think about it.</i>

327
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,724
This is like a set up

328
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,059
for some sort of like elaborate
prank, like a game show.

329
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:27,028
-There's cameras,
so it's fucking--
-What kind of prank show

330
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,696
kidnaps the participants
with poisoned needles?

331
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,331
I don't know,
something on TV.

332
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,204
One of you's in on it, right?

333
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,071
Who?

334
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,408
Matty, is it you?

335
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,310
-This is you.
This is so fucking epic.
-It's not me, man.

336
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,546
- It is you.
 -I just said it's not fucking me!

337
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,582
All right, calm down.

338
00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:49,449
OK, we've got to keep our cool,

339
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,986
think straight,
and we can't start pointing
fingers.

340
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,454
Is it you, Melissa,
you fucking bitch?

341
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,657
- This is fucking good.
-  -Shut the fuck up for a second.

342
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,093
You know you're the only one
out of all of us who can
afford this.

343
00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:04,732
OK, papers, scissors, shoot,

344
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,668
rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

345
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:10,805
OK.

346
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,212
And...

347
00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:26,554
Sorry about that, folks,

348
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:27,889
had a slight technical
difficulty,

349
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,591
but now it is time

350
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:31,592
for the first round.

351
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:32,894
Come on, come on.

352
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:33,861
Everybody hands in.

353
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,797
It is time for rock,

354
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,698
paper, scissors, shoot.

355
00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,468
You know the rules,
but here,

356
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:42,904
we all go at the same time.

357
00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:45,706
No, it's more fun that way.
It really is.

358
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,908
OK.

359
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,042
All right, here we go.

360
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,044
Uh, when I say ready and...

361
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,612
Ready.

362
00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:53,614
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.

363
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:55,315
OK, good, good.

364
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,753
Your paper and your rock
and well, you both are,

365
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,922
um, well, you're both scissors,
so, um,

366
00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:02,290
you know what, ladies first.

367
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,456
You know I want to play.

368
00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,625
Gotta be kind.

369
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:05,293
Got to be polite.

370
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,493
That's,

371
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,229
you know,
that's how we do it.

372
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,263
OK, so now.

373
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,166
Anita, if you can beat me

374
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,101
at rock, paper, scissors, shoot,

375
00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:15,770
then you get to pick your prize.

376
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,738
Ready and...

377
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,842
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

378
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,644
OK, uh.

379
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,346
I picked shoot.

380
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,149
So that means you win

381
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:29,617
because
I cheated and when you cheat,

382
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,085
you lose,

383
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,254
so you get to pick your price,

384
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,156
scissors or shoot.

385
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,457
Scissors or shoot?

386
00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:38,759
Scissors or shoot?

387
00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:40,828
-Shoot.
-Good.

388
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,163
I like shoot, shoot's good,
that's good.

389
00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:44,065
That's, you know,
I would've picked shoot.

390
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,100
OK, good.

391
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,036
Uh, shoot.
So now everybody hands back in,

392
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,105
back in, always in, always in,
or else.

393
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,773
OK, good, good, good, good.

394
00:22:52,907 --> 00:22:53,808
Paper.

395
00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,776
Now you just need to
come in a little bit more,

396
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,178
a little bit more.

397
00:22:57,612 --> 00:23:00,047
Your paper, right,
so you are first.

398
00:23:00,181 --> 00:23:01,249
Hold on.

399
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,184
This is fun.

400
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:04,819
OK, now, go like this.

401
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,154
-Just a little.
-Are you serious?

402
00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:08,556
Yeah,
just a little piece of paper.

403
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,324
-Nice and wide.
-I don't want to.

404
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,225
Just a little
piece of paper like this, ah.

405
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,226
Ah.

406
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,594
Ah! Ah, little thing.

407
00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,997
Fuck!

408
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,164
What the fuck?

409
00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:18,566
You're, you're a rock.

410
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,335
Dude,
what the fuck was that?

411
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,804
Matthew! Matthew!

412
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:26,007
- No, dude, come on.
- Scissors, scissors.

413
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,541
OK, that feels like real metal.

414
00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:28,542
It is.

415
00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:40,621
Hey, hey!
Don't move, don't move.

416
00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:43,190
-Don't move, come right over.
-No, no!

417
00:23:43,324 --> 00:23:44,191
-Stop!
-No, no!

418
00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,393
Everyone's a winner!

419
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,528
Everyone's a winner!

420
00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,530
Please, please!

421
00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:50,898
Everybody's a winner.

422
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,333
Everybody's a winner.

423
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,834
-Please!
-Rock...

424
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,002
-No, no!
-Paper...

425
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,570
Scissors...

426
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,072
-Shoot!
-Please, please!

427
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,542
I, uh, picked the wrong gun.

428
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,711
Aren't you lucky?

429
00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:05,846
Ah!

430
00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:12,954
Let's give them a round
of applause, shall we?

431
00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,216
How long was I out?

432
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,951
A few hours?

433
00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:45,786
It's hard to tell time in here.

434
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,888
James, can you please stop
fucking pacing?

435
00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:54,261
Why the fuck are we in here?

436
00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,367
I don't know.

437
00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,470
But we need some sort of plan
to get out.

438
00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:03,604
Any ideas?

439
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:04,905
I know my plan.

440
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:06,240
No losing games.

441
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,275
Yeah, but someone always loses.

442
00:25:08,409 --> 00:25:10,111
You got off pretty easy
last round.

443
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:11,779
What?
Getting a concussion?

444
00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,280
A concussion?

445
00:25:13,614 --> 00:25:14,849
I lost a fucking finger!

446
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,851
Let's lay off.

447
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,486
Well, you got something
you want to say?

448
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,754
Well,
I couldn't find you last night.

449
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,555
Isn't that suspicious?

450
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,257
Well, you're walking around
with all of us passed out,

451
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,425
shady as fuck to me.

452
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,293
Guys, just stop arguing.

453
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:28,295
I fucking suspect you too.
I suspect you.

454
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:29,430
This has got
nothing to do with me!

455
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,731
I trust

456
00:25:30,965 --> 00:25:32,233
none of you!

457
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:36,203
Guys.

458
00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,229
What the fuck is that?

459
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,564
It...

460
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,633
is...

461
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:09,036
Wheel of Pain!

462
00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,840
Please,
you don't have to do this.

463
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,675
Just go.

464
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:16,177
Oh, I get it.

465
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:19,346
You know what, uh, yeah,
totally get it.

466
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,082
Sometimes somebody does
something that's unfair,

467
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,217
right, and selfish and--

468
00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:26,620
Well, because of that,
some other person

469
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,355
does something
like bad

470
00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,891
and then someone else
gets hurt like real bad

471
00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:33,894
and like just a lot
and that's just,

472
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,029
well, it's a cycle, right?

473
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:37,031
It just happens over and over

474
00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:39,266
and over, that makes sense,
right?

475
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,335
I mean, that makes sense,
right?

476
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,203
You sad?

477
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:45,574
Mm?

478
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,208
I don't want to be here.

479
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,709
I don't want to be here either.

480
00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:51,912
I really don't.

481
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:55,116
But here sure we are.

482
00:26:58,553 --> 00:26:59,720
OK, I'll tell you what.

483
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,591
I am...

484
00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:06,026
I'm going to give three
of you a chance.

485
00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,761
It's a bonus round.

486
00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:09,296
To get out, right?

487
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:10,331
No pain,

488
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:11,699
no catch.

489
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:14,569
All you have to do is confess.

490
00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:15,604
Well, the other three

491
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,239
can just walk
right out that door.

492
00:27:18,739 --> 00:27:20,274
It's a chance that I never got,

493
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,909
but you got it there.

494
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,411
The worst thing

495
00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:25,312
you

496
00:27:25,446 --> 00:27:27,915
ever did

497
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:28,816
or die.

498
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,458
Starting with James.

499
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:38,692
Worst thing he ever did.

500
00:27:39,226 --> 00:27:40,394
No fucking way, man,
I don't wanna play.

501
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:44,231
The worst thing you ever did.

502
00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:45,733
Or I'll crush your testicles.

503
00:27:51,573 --> 00:27:53,508
Alright, I, I,
I was in a car crash.

504
00:27:53,642 --> 00:27:55,442
I was in a fucking car crash,
but my dad took the blame,

505
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:56,977
so it wasn't even like a DUI.

506
00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:58,647
My name wasn't even
fucking on it,

507
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,114
so it's like it never fucking
happened, right?

508
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,283
That's no fucking
big fucking deal, OK?

509
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,284
That's no big deal,

510
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,251
is it?

511
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,956
-There's more!
-She died.

512
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,792
I fucking ran a red light
and T-boned her and she
fucking died.

513
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:12,760
I left her.

514
00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,696
Say her name.

515
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,932
-Say her name!
-You fucking asshole!

516
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,767
You fucking asshole!

517
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,702
-I don't know her name!
-It is your fucking fault!

518
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:24,038
-I don't know her name!
-You're fucking useless!

519
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,674
- You know!
- Ashley!

520
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,107
- Ashley, her name was Ashley.
- Yeah.

521
00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:31,646
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

522
00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,849
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

523
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,284
Wait.

524
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:38,118
Anita.

525
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:41,355
Worst thing you ever did?

526
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,759
Worst thing you ever did?

527
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:51,533
Say it.

528
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,434
Come on.

529
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,836
Anita.

530
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:57,771
It's OK, OK? It's OK.

531
00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,006
It's you.

532
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,140
Mm.

533
00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,678
To pay for my mom's surgery...

534
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,012
I, um...

535
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,880
I...

536
00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,482
Um...

537
00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:12,152
I, I made an adult web page.

538
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,022
Mhm.

539
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:17,291
Go on, go on, go on.

540
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,294
And I'm sorry that I did it.

541
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,764
But,
but I wish I'd never done it.

542
00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:24,999
You shouldn't, don't be sorry.

543
00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,735
Don't be sorry. You know why?

544
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:32,707
Good guy.

545
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:34,241
Your turn.

546
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,744
Go.

547
00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:36,711
Go on.

548
00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,878
What?

549
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,047
I scam people online.

550
00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:42,049
Yeah.

551
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:46,887
I watched
what all you guys did online.

552
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,789
I can't hear you.

553
00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:51,660
I got greedy, OK?
I got greedy.

554
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,597
Tricked an old couple into
giving me their identity.

555
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:58,667
That...

556
00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:00,968
I didn't even get the money.

557
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,369
It was an accident, OK?

558
00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:03,937
Just went into a block chain.

559
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,721
Now you...

560
00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:22,590
I bet you did
something real bad.

561
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,592
Didn't you?

562
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,060
Huh?

563
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:28,195
-Go ahead.
-I don't want to.

564
00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,297
Please?

565
00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:31,432
For me?

566
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:32,232
Huh?

567
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,134
Tell us.

568
00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:35,503
We all want to hear, right?

569
00:30:35,637 --> 00:30:36,403
Come on.

570
00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:37,338
Tell us.

571
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:40,174
OK, I, I did

572
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,842
business with

573
00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:43,944
bad people to raise
enough money to

574
00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:46,914
keep the pit bull
rescue shelter open.

575
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,651
Fuck!

576
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,254
OK, there's more to it.

577
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,491
We got a call

578
00:30:58,158 --> 00:30:59,993
about a guy

579
00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,463
who had a violent pit bull
with cuts all over it,

580
00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:03,598
and when we went
to check it out,

581
00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:07,234
he had his dogs

582
00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:09,937
for fighting, for dog fighting.

583
00:31:11,573 --> 00:31:14,975
We needed the money,
so when we had dogs we couldn't
get homes for,

584
00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:18,345
we sold them to him.

585
00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:19,848
What the fuck, Melissa?

586
00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:22,817
They would
have been put down anyway.

587
00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,687
There were so many,
he paid a lot for them.

588
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:26,821
Was there a winner?

589
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:28,889
Ding, ding, ding!

590
00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:32,459
Just kidding.

591
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,228
Just kidding.

592
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,732
You should see
the look on your face.

593
00:31:37,866 --> 00:31:38,932
Boink.

594
00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:45,205
That was so fun.

595
00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,141
OK.

596
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,480
But uh...

597
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:57,251
Yeah, one of you, uh,

598
00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:58,887
didn't tell the whole truth.

599
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,690
Who, who was it?

600
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,426
Would you let them go anyway?

601
00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:09,963
Not now.

602
00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,633
Because now...

603
00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:13,500
It's...

604
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:15,169
Time...

605
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:17,104
For...

606
00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:20,207
Wheel of Pain!

607
00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:23,511
Woo!

608
00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:24,512
So.

609
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,614
Eeny, Meeny,

610
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,683
Miney, Moe.

611
00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,250
Melissa! Come on down.

612
00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:31,519
Let's play Wheel of Pain.

613
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:33,721
I'll release the chain and...

614
00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:38,827
That's it. Pull on the chain.

615
00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,329
Come on.

616
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,866
Come on, isn't this exciting?

617
00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,534
Now this

618
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,570
is the famous Wheel of Pain.

619
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,237
All you have to do...

620
00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:54,041
Is spin it as hard as you can.

621
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,743
Wherever it lands,
that's the game you get to play.

622
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,879
I just spin it?

623
00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:59,313
Yes, you just spin it.

624
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,117
That's right.

625
00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,355
Wheel of Pain!
Wherever it lands,

626
00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:10,390
that's the game you get to play.

627
00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:12,092
Whoo, that's great. Good.

628
00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:13,427
What does it mean?

629
00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:17,899
Please step right up here
for the studio audience.

630
00:33:18,031 --> 00:33:19,199
Oh please, right here.

631
00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:21,068
Melissa?

632
00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:24,639
Look through the viewfinder
and hold it. There we go.

633
00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:26,975
Hold it up so that you can
see the photos in there.

634
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:29,978
Now all you have to do
is correctly identify

635
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,914
the three famous cities
in the photographs and you win.

636
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,281
If you can't,

637
00:33:34,649 --> 00:33:36,951
well, uh, all right, please,

638
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,554
name the first city.

639
00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:44,759
It's a photo of Paris.

640
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,961
Is it Paris?

641
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:48,696
Ding, very good.

642
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,632
Now,
go ahead and click the lever

643
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:53,001
to advance to the next photo.

644
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,172
-Uh, New York.
-Is it New York?

645
00:34:00,942 --> 00:34:02,175
Great!

646
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,678
And next.

647
00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:11,051
Uh, this is a famous city.

648
00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,021
-I don't know.
-It's famous to someone.

649
00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:14,488
Three, two...

650
00:34:14,822 --> 00:34:16,591
Uh, Philadelphia.

651
00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,960
Is it Philadelphia?

652
00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,193
Aw!

653
00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:22,195
Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa.

654
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,231
The correct answer was Akron,

655
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,867
Akron, Ohio.

656
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,434
Uh, game over.

657
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,671
You're not gonna like this.

658
00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:31,371
That's not fair!

659
00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:32,941
You have to give her
another chance!

660
00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,809
Another chance, man.

661
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,578
Please.

662
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,814
Please, just one more shot.

663
00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:40,882
Please.

664
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,585
One last chance.

665
00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:48,388
And...

666
00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:49,489
click

667
00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:51,124
the lever.

668
00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:56,363
Ah!

669
00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:04,772
Ah! Woo!

670
00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:06,406
Oh, who else wants to play?

671
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,308
Let me help her, man,
please.

672
00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:10,110
Let's try and win you a prize.

673
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,211
You want to spin it?

674
00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:12,379
No!

675
00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:14,481
You're a fucking psycho!

676
00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:15,883
James!

677
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,719
I'll spin it for you.

678
00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:19,419
You know what, actually,
I really enjoy spinning it.

679
00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:20,688
My favorite part.

680
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:30,732
Perfect!

681
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:32,600
My favorite.

682
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,936
Help me, please!

683
00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:36,436
Don't be rude,
you had your turn!

684
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:38,138
All right, here's the game.

685
00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:39,874
It's the whole game, right?
I gotta unchain you.

686
00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:41,441
I force you to run back
and forth across the room,

687
00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:43,778
you run too fast,
like throw you,

688
00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,780
and um, you know,
it's a whole process.

689
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,949
Yeah, I know,
fucking unchain me, man.

690
00:35:48,082 --> 00:35:49,149
Let's play.

691
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,250
That sounds fucking awesome.

692
00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:52,120
Here's the thing.

693
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,554
I don't like you
because you talk too much,

694
00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,923
so, um, let, let's flip for it.

695
00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:58,626
OK. See if you win or if I win,
OK?

696
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,061
You up for it?

697
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:01,261
Fuck, whatever,

698
00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,295
flip your fucking coin.

699
00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,132
OK, good, good.

700
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,265
Got a coin?

701
00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,835
Alright, fine, fine.

702
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,302
We'll use my coin.

703
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:10,972
Just tired of losing quarters,

704
00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:12,406
you know,
every time I play this game,

705
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,240
I lose a coin.

706
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,374
So all right.

707
00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:17,145
Call it.

708
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,412
That's...

709
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,280
Fuck yeah, fuck you.

710
00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,416
Was really looking forward
to killing you with this drill.

711
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:24,585
All right.

712
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:26,788
Take that.

713
00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:29,489
-Take it, take it!
-No, no.

714
00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:31,659
-Right there. Alright,
what I want you to do...
-No, no.

715
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:33,193
Just take it!

716
00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:34,929
Squeeze right there.

717
00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:38,365
That thing goes bzz
to that guy, OK?

718
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,300
Now you put it into his ear
and you push it through
the other side,

719
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:43,971
- and go, go, go.
-  -No, I'm not gonna do it!

720
00:36:44,105 --> 00:36:46,974
Then I will fucking
drill him myself
and then I'll drill Melissa

721
00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:51,546
and then I'll fucking drill
James and I'll fucking bury you
in the goddamn cross.

722
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,949
-Just drill his ear.
-I'd never do this to you.
I'd never hurt you.

723
00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,316
I will give you some urgency.

724
00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,518
I'll undo your chain.

725
00:36:57,652 --> 00:36:58,351
There you go.

726
00:36:58,485 --> 00:36:59,887
Now, all right,

727
00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:01,254
I'm gonna give you some
urgencies,

728
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,790
all right, and 20.

729
00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:05,893
- 19, 18...
- I can't.

730
00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,629
-I can't, I can't do it.
-17, 16.

731
00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:10,031
I can't!

732
00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:11,532
No, I can't!

733
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,135
-I'd never hurt you.
-Ten, nine...

734
00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,903
Now! Oh my God, seven.

735
00:37:16,771 --> 00:37:19,140
- Six, five...
-  -Are you seriously gonna do this?

736
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,576
Four, three...

737
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,376
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

738
00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:24,846
Please, please!

739
00:37:33,688 --> 00:37:36,289
That's my only drill!

740
00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:38,760
I bailed all on this!

741
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:42,496
Where am I
gonna get another drill?

742
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,932
You broke the rules!

743
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,671
I'm sorry.

744
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,398
OK.

745
00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:20,701
OK.

746
00:38:20,835 --> 00:38:21,969
OK. All right.

747
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,173
You know what we'll do.

748
00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,787
For the elimination round.

749
00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,125
OK.

750
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,358
OK.

751
00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:48,796
I wonder what time it is.

752
00:38:49,797 --> 00:38:51,199
Why does that matter?

753
00:38:53,234 --> 00:38:55,069
I'm hungry.

754
00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,436
I can eat some candy.

755
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,639
I could kill pizza.

756
00:38:58,773 --> 00:38:59,674
I just miss food.

757
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,843
You miss food.

758
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,912
I like it.
- You're fucking insane.

759
00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:06,747
No, I like to eat.

760
00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:11,018
My dad's taking me out
for dinner on Tuesday.

761
00:39:11,152 --> 00:39:11,953
Nice.

762
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,756
I've not seen him
for like a month.

763
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,592
That'll be really nice.

764
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,499
OK, we're back.

765
00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,269
Come on, get up, get up.

766
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,436
Anita, come on,
we're back in like three.

767
00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:30,938
Come on!

768
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,707
OK, yeah, that's good.

769
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,374
James, come on.

770
00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,944
Here we go, there we go.

771
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:39,180
And three, two...

772
00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,884
Welcome back, folks.

773
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,719
Uh, what a game so far, huh?

774
00:39:44,852 --> 00:39:45,987
You know what,
let's give our contestants

775
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,556
a big round of applause,
shall we?

776
00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,927
You know what,
give yourselves a round
of applause.

777
00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:55,229
That's it, James. That's it.

778
00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:57,832
Applaud, applaud.

779
00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:59,967
Applaud, applaud, applaud.

780
00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,235
Nice.

781
00:40:01,869 --> 00:40:04,404
You know what?
This next round is gonna be just

782
00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:08,175
a little bit different
and I am so excited.

783
00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:11,279
One question.

784
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,480
Everyone answer,

785
00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,283
high score wins.

786
00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,652
Now we asked 100 people

787
00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,521
to name a body part
that aches.

788
00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:23,991
If you can guess
the body part that they said

789
00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:25,326
aches the most,

790
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,594
you win.

791
00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:29,363
Matthew, body part that aches.

792
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,566
I can tell from recent
experience, head.

793
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:35,870
What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.

794
00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:44,444
Uh, next up is
our favorite pirate, Melissa.

795
00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:46,213
All that pain
in your feisty life,

796
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:49,250
should be easy for you to
name a body part that aches.

797
00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:50,618
My knees.

798
00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:53,854
I know mine ache
from standing here

799
00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:55,923
listening
to your bullshit games.

800
00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,160
You need a body part.
Anita, your answer, please.

801
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,861
Give me a second.
I'm-- I'm flanking.

802
00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:02,063
Tick tock, tick tock.

803
00:41:02,196 --> 00:41:03,331
Time's almost up. Answer.

804
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,398
Stomach, stomach.

805
00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,033
-Good answer.
-OK.

806
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,500
Finally.

807
00:41:07,868 --> 00:41:08,769
Let's see,

808
00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:10,470
who should be next?

809
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,306
I don't know,
I can't quite put my...

810
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,542
finger on it.

811
00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:16,944
I know my muscles are gonna ache
when I beat the shit out of you.

812
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,313
Oh.

813
00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:25,653
Yeah,
you know what I would have said?

814
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,621
I would have said neck.

815
00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:30,024
You know why?

816
00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:33,928
Cause you all were
a fucking pain in my neck!

817
00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:36,297
All right, let's find out
who lost, shall we?

818
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:39,233
Uh,

819
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,270
31 people said,

820
00:41:43,404 --> 00:41:44,572
hey, congratulations, man.

821
00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:47,141
22 said muscles.

822
00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,110
Didn't lose.

823
00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:51,679
Oh, and ding ding.

824
00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:54,482
None said

825
00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:55,182
neck.

826
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:56,917
Neck.

827
00:41:57,785 --> 00:41:58,953
I'm safe.

828
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,488
And ooh,

829
00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:02,156
just under the wire.

830
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,925
Melissa.

831
00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794
Congratulations.
Three said pee.

832
00:42:07,561 --> 00:42:09,530
But

833
00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,198
it would appear as though
I am out of cards,

834
00:42:11,332 --> 00:42:12,933
which means no one

835
00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:14,702
said stomach,

836
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,337
I am so

837
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:18,172
not sorry, Anita.

838
00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:20,541
You lose.

839
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,576
Wait, that didn't equal 100.

840
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,283
So this is kind of embarrassing.

841
00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:31,052
Oh yeah, oh,

842
00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,522
I got 23, uh, said stomach.

843
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,256
So

844
00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,892
Melissa,

845
00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:40,661
this just isn't working out well
for you today.

846
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,734
Did I ever tell you guys

847
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,903
that this room has
a hydraulic press?

848
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,704
Neat,

849
00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,073
check it out.

850
00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:54,575
Now.

851
00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,178
OK, it is uh...

852
00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,748
They just like let anybody
who lives here now use it.

853
00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:05,386
Thing's like really slow.

854
00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,160
No.

855
00:43:17,532 --> 00:43:18,533
No!

856
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,601
No!

857
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,372
Nothing can stop it.

858
00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,707
Please,
you don't have to do this!

859
00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,075
Yes, I do. OK? It's the game.

860
00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,177
It's how you play the game.

861
00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,378
You could have killed us
already and you haven't.

862
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:33,781
Everyone is going
to denounce you!

863
00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:36,717
Please!

864
00:43:36,851 --> 00:43:37,952
Oh my God.

865
00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,859
Thank you, God.

866
00:43:45,594 --> 00:43:46,293
Damn it.

867
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:50,231
All right, all right.

868
00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:52,266
Looks like we've got
a bonus round.

869
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,735
I will let you

870
00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:55,870
go.

871
00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:57,104
Yeah,

872
00:43:57,539 --> 00:43:58,939
someone swaps.

873
00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,808
Now they will die.

874
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,277
But uh,

875
00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:06,046
you'll get out alive.

876
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,616
You get to leave.

877
00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:09,618
OK?

878
00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:10,918
Let's see.

879
00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:12,153
Matthew?

880
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:13,687
Well, um...

881
00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:16,757
Will you take Melissa's place?

882
00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:17,925
Please.

883
00:44:19,927 --> 00:44:21,061
I'm sorry.

884
00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:24,165
Anita, look at me.

885
00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:25,600
What about you? Come on,

886
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,569
you're the one that asked
to spare her.

887
00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:32,473
You screamed it.
I heard you, you were...

888
00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:35,109
I love you, Melissa.
I love you so much.

889
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:39,380
I'm sorry.

890
00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,749
James,
switch with your special friend.

891
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,919
Look, you're gonna die in here.

892
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,056
Die now, save her.

893
00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:55,896
I'm sorry, Melissa.

894
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:01,936
Looks like your good friends
have only so much good in them.

895
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,677
Um, any final words
for the folks at home?

896
00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:13,714
Please no, please!

897
00:45:57,191 --> 00:45:58,025
OK.

898
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,769
No!

899
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:42,202
You said...

900
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,976
That everyone's got
good in them.

901
00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:50,712
Remember that? You said that.

902
00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:52,146
Yeah,

903
00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:53,748
everyone's got

904
00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,382
bad in them too.

905
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,084
Hm.

906
00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,922
Everyone's got

907
00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:02,990
bad in them too.

908
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,114
Mhm.

909
00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:32,886
All right,
let's do another one.

910
00:47:53,107 --> 00:47:54,509
Fuck!

911
00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:56,176
James.

912
00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:57,512
James.

913
00:47:58,979 --> 00:47:59,547
James.

914
00:48:01,148 --> 00:48:02,851
It's not gonna fucking work, OK?

915
00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,386
We're all gonna die in here.

916
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,622
Oh fuck,
I gotta fucking try something.

917
00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:09,390
I'm not fucking
ending up like that.

918
00:48:11,693 --> 00:48:12,493
Fuck!

919
00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:17,799
What was that sound?

920
00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:21,034
You fucking hear that?

921
00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,003
I don't know.

922
00:48:35,617 --> 00:48:37,752
Here's another one
of your fucking games?

923
00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,258
<i>It's gonna be okay.</i>

924
00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,837
<i>Please, please, please!</i>

925
00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:24,097
I'm sorry.

926
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,499
I'm sorry.

927
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,687
Showtime.

928
00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,100
<i>No, no! No!</i>

929
00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:01,970
<i>Please!</i>

930
00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:28,228
Why the fuck do I feel
like I know that guy?

931
00:50:30,765 --> 00:50:31,699
Huh?

932
00:50:33,968 --> 00:50:35,135
You know,

933
00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504
don't you?

934
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:47,481
You knew I was lying the whole
time because you stalked
my internet,

935
00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:48,616
and you know
I don't have a porn page.

936
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,251
What's she talking about?

937
00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:54,556
She used to work
on the Barry Miller show,

938
00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,258
right before...

939
00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:01,930
Fuck you.

940
00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,968
You.

941
00:51:14,676 --> 00:51:16,476
You've,
you've killed Melissa.

942
00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,047
You fucking doomed us all.

943
00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:20,147
I fucking

944
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,649
knew!

945
00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:22,984
You were in on this.

946
00:51:23,116 --> 00:51:24,418
She's not in on anything.

947
00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:27,087
Then what the fuck happened?

948
00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,891
What happened?

949
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,927
Why am I gonna die
because of you?

950
00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:45,707
<i>Uh-huh!</i>

951
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,842
<i>I'm your host, Barry Miller.</i>

952
00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:49,677
<i>Thank you for joining us</i>
<i>tonight on Wheel of Games,</i>

953
00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:51,345
<i>where there's always a winner.</i>

954
00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,447
<i>Next up, the Nightly News.</i>

955
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,685
<i>Breaking news.</i>

956
00:51:57,819 --> 00:52:00,454
<i>Talk show host Colin Piper</i>
<i>has been acquitted of all</i>

957
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:04,424
<i>sexual assault charges.</i>
<i>After only one day in court,</i>

958
00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:06,861
<i>the alleged victims</i>
<i>have withdrawn</i>
<i>their testimonies.</i>

959
00:52:06,995 --> 00:52:08,630
Can you fucking believe this?

960
00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:10,098
That monster
just gets to go free.

961
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:11,566
I guess they paid everyone off.

962
00:52:11,733 --> 00:52:13,001
That happens all the time.

963
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,869
Do you think maybe it's possible

964
00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:16,504
that he didn't actually do
anything?

965
00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:19,406
Like maybe it went to court
and then they figured out

966
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,042
that he didn't do it.

967
00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:23,011
I know one of the girls
that came forward.

968
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,378
Guess what?

969
00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:26,814
She's driving a luxury SUV.

970
00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,584
No joke, I swear to God.

971
00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:32,020
You know that screams
money cover up.

972
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,088
Now these companies
love to get rid of old creeps

973
00:52:34,221 --> 00:52:36,356
to save the channel
from looking bad.

974
00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:39,527
So I heard Barry's a predator.

975
00:52:39,761 --> 00:52:40,460
What?

976
00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:42,295
Whoever reports him,

977
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,431
six-figure payday easy.

978
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,201
You know,
I bet you could afford
that surgery for your mom.

979
00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:50,705
I don't think
it works like that.

980
00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,073
Hey, guys.

981
00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,307
Stop it.

982
00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,376
Stop it. All right, come on.

983
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,549
You know,
he grabbed me once,

984
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,851
and since I don't play
along with that shit,

985
00:53:03,985 --> 00:53:05,987
I didn't get promoted.
Shocker.

986
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,523
I'm really sorry
that happened to you,
Rebecca.

987
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:09,757
It must have been awful.

988
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,492
She's lying.

989
00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:14,461
Am I?

990
00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,363
Hey, guys, uh...

991
00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:17,799
Great show so fur, huh?

992
00:53:17,932 --> 00:53:19,934
Yeah, definitely.

993
00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:21,769
I wanted to thank you guys
for doing such a wonderful job

994
00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:24,939
on the show and to let you
know that you know we really

995
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:29,342
appreciate our amazing crew
because the show would fall
apart without you guys.

996
00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,847
Oh, also,
and probably most importantly,

997
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:35,315
a little birdie told
me something about you.

998
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:37,985
One, two, three, four.

999
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:41,089
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1000
00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:44,759
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1001
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:48,663
♪ <i>Happy birthday, Anita</i> ♪

1002
00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:51,999
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1003
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,235
Thank you so much, thank you.

1004
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,004
I honestly didn't have any idea

1005
00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:58,906
you even knew who I was.

1006
00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:01,308
Oh, we all know who you are
because you're doing
a great job.

1007
00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:02,710
Happy birthday.

1008
00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:05,079
Hey, please stop touching her.

1009
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:07,247
-She doesn't want that.
-I'm--

1010
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,016
Stop touching women,

1011
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,852
- OK? Stop.
- I...

1012
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,221
Look, I, um,

1013
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:14,555
no, I mean, I,

1014
00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:16,256
I was just saying thank you.

1015
00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:18,059
I'm sorry, you know, for that,

1016
00:54:18,192 --> 00:54:19,093
um.

1017
00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:20,061
Happy birthday.

1018
00:54:20,194 --> 00:54:22,029
Uh, I gotta get back

1019
00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:23,330
and start
prepping for the afternoon show.

1020
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:24,766
We'll see you guys out there.

1021
00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:26,299
And remember,

1022
00:54:26,534 --> 00:54:27,735
everyone's a winner.

1023
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:29,402
All right, see you guys.

1024
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,739
See you guys out there,
you as well.

1025
00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,574
All right, cool.

1026
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,275
Anita, are you OK?

1027
00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,378
What did you just do?

1028
00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,114
That was scary.

1029
00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:40,982
It's not fair.

1030
00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:44,051
We don't deserve to be
treated like that by anybody.

1031
00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:48,321
Just be brave.

1032
00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:52,059
All you have to do is tell
the truth and you'll be fine.

1033
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:53,594
He touched you,

1034
00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:54,929
and that is not OK.

1035
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,274
Anita Williams.

1036
00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:42,442
If you're ready.

1037
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,400
Thank you so much
for being here.

1038
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,937
I have a daughter your age.

1039
00:56:10,738 --> 00:56:12,173
And I think it's very

1040
00:56:12,306 --> 00:56:13,641
brave what you're doing.

1041
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:15,042
Thank you.

1042
00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,981
I just need you to sign
this affidavit and NDA to

1043
00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:21,883
compensate you for your trouble.

1044
00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:34,328
It also gives you the freedom to

1045
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,797
look for employment
and opportunities
somewhere else.

1046
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,036
So I just sign?

1047
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,905
And then it's over?

1048
00:56:44,038 --> 00:56:45,773
Look,
like I told everyone else.

1049
00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:47,608
It's safe.

1050
00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:51,045
What happens to Barry?

1051
00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:53,814
Sign it.

1052
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,100
Sorry.

1053
00:57:15,136 --> 00:57:16,237
Sorry,

1054
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,071
thank you.

1055
00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:21,441
Thank you.

1056
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:36,924
Hey, sir.

1057
00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:38,059
Sir.

1058
00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:40,728
We know what happened.

1059
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:42,029
So look.

1060
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,565
I get it.

1061
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,600
You want to punish Anita
for what she did.

1062
00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:47,868
I'll help you out.

1063
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,136
Look,

1064
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,638
you're the victim here

1065
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,273
and people will be able
to see that.

1066
00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,408
We're on your side,
right, Matthew?

1067
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:55,376
- Just stop.
- Just shut the fuck up!

1068
00:57:55,509 --> 00:57:57,477
Come on, come on. Look, sir,

1069
00:57:57,611 --> 00:57:58,478
she's a fucking liar.

1070
00:57:58,612 --> 00:57:59,814
She fucked you over

1071
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,615
and she made you do this.

1072
00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:02,783
You had no other choice.

1073
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,885
Yeah, you think so,

1074
00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:05,987
huh?

1075
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,888
Yes, absolutely.

1076
00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:09,323
My dad

1077
00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,158
would love to help you out.

1078
00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:12,560
He'd be all for it.

1079
00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:16,397
He really would?

1080
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,264
Yes,

1081
00:58:17,398 --> 00:58:18,799
sir,

1082
00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:19,800
if you let me out
of these chains,

1083
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,836
I guarantee

1084
00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:23,537
that we'll make things
right for you.

1085
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:27,608
He plays golf
with the fucking senator
like dude.

1086
00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:29,443
Dude, I got you.

1087
00:58:32,313 --> 00:58:33,481
Yeah.

1088
00:58:34,548 --> 00:58:35,816
You really really mean it?

1089
00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,318
Huh?

1090
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,854
People fix shit like this

1091
00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:41,422
all the time.

1092
00:58:44,925 --> 00:58:46,427
You can really, really, really,

1093
00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:48,996
get my whole life back?

1094
00:58:51,332 --> 00:58:53,634
Like a fucking fast.

1095
00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:55,636
Like that.

1096
00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,339
So you can, uh, you can
get my whole life back,

1097
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,307
huh, like my show,

1098
00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,309
my wife, my kids,

1099
00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:04,145
my fans, you can...

1100
00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:06,080
My whole life?

1101
00:59:07,281 --> 00:59:08,282
Yeah.

1102
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:12,853
Let's do it.

1103
00:59:12,987 --> 00:59:14,755
-OK.
-OK?

1104
00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:17,324
Let me ask you this, um,

1105
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,293
do you think he would mind
though, you know,

1106
00:59:19,427 --> 00:59:20,461
when I show up, cause I
gotta talk to him about it,
right?

1107
00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:21,829
OK, so,

1108
00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,065
if I show up there,

1109
00:59:24,198 --> 00:59:25,666
you think he'll be upset if I

1110
00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:28,235
show him your head,
you know, or half your head?

1111
00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:30,104
- Fuck.
- Maybe just your jaw.

1112
00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:31,939
Fuck!

1113
00:59:32,106 --> 00:59:33,808
You fucking psycho!

1114
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,058
Your words.

1115
00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,695
Eat your fucking words!

1116
00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:55,930
Open your eyes.

1117
00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:57,932
-Look, look, look.
-No!

1118
00:59:58,065 --> 00:59:59,667
Look! That's it,
that's it.

1119
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,103
-Who is it?
-A lawyer,
it's a fucking lawyer.

1120
01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:04,605
Ding, ding!
Eat his fucking mouth!

1121
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:05,673
Chew his tongue!

1122
01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:07,141
Chew his tongue!

1123
01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,743
Chew his mouth!

1124
01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:11,513
Eat your fucking words!

1125
01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:13,747
Chew his fucking tongue!

1126
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:16,183
Right now eat your words!

1127
01:00:16,317 --> 01:00:18,252
Don't make me stab you
in the throat!

1128
01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:22,189
You're gonna fucking kill
Matthew the way
you killed Melissa.

1129
01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:25,560
Bite his tongue!

1130
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:28,295
Bite his fucking tongue!

1131
01:00:30,331 --> 01:00:32,567
Bite his mouth!

1132
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,735
Bite his mouth!
That's it, bite it!

1133
01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:37,539
Bite it! Chew! Chew!

1134
01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:39,541
Chew through his fucking tongue!

1135
01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:41,610
Bite it! Bite it!

1136
01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:46,615
Is it fucking worth it?

1137
01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:48,282
Choke on it!

1138
01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,917
Chew it! Chew it!

1139
01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:52,386
Chew it! Eat it! Eat it!

1140
01:00:52,521 --> 01:00:54,321
Chew it! Fucking chew it!

1141
01:00:54,455 --> 01:00:56,790
Get his mouth!

1142
01:01:04,732 --> 01:01:08,269
What the fuck
are you looking at?

1143
01:01:08,402 --> 01:01:10,070
I think you're a little bitch
that needs to play dress up.

1144
01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:14,975
James! Fucking kill him!

1145
01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:17,646
What the fuck are you gonna do
now, huh?

1146
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,981
- James! Kill him!
- I just-- wanna say sorry.

1147
01:01:35,129 --> 01:01:37,464
When we get back
from break.

1148
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:41,603
It's time for a nomination.

1149
01:01:58,185 --> 01:01:59,820
And...

1150
01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:02,122
We're back.

1151
01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:04,124
Wakey wakey.

1152
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,060
Wakey wakey!

1153
01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:18,939
Me too.

1154
01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,443
OK.

1155
01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:24,178
Here is the game.

1156
01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:26,347
Uh,
it's called Incision Decision.

1157
01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,249
I gotta tell you this,

1158
01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,351
this might be my favorite game.

1159
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:33,655
I don't wanna play
your fucked-up games.

1160
01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:37,992
Uh, it's not your turn
to play my fucked up games,

1161
01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:39,728
James.

1162
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,664
Ye-- Yes.

1163
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,400
Anita's turn.

1164
01:03:11,058 --> 01:03:12,893
There are two keys

1165
01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:14,428
that open that door.

1166
01:03:14,663 --> 01:03:16,230
Now,
anybody that wants to get out,

1167
01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:18,232
well, you have to be able
to open that door,

1168
01:03:18,365 --> 01:03:20,100
so you have to get a key.

1169
01:03:20,901 --> 01:03:22,202
<i>Where do we find the key?</i>

1170
01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:29,143
There is one in James
and one in Matthew.

1171
01:03:29,276 --> 01:03:30,444
<i>I'll let you choose.</i>

1172
01:03:31,278 --> 01:03:32,279
You can't make me do it!

1173
01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:33,947
I'm not gonna do it!

1174
01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:35,983
<i>OK, well, then,</i>

1175
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:38,118
<i>I guess I'll just show you.</i>

1176
01:03:39,053 --> 01:03:41,355
And they'll both die
of starvation in like a week.

1177
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,891
This is the game.

1178
01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:49,463
You're not gonna kill
either of us, OK?

1179
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:52,066
It's gonna be fine,
we can figure something
out where we both live, OK?

1180
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:53,568
You got a weapon now,
OK?

1181
01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:58,439
Fuck, I know what's
gonna fucking happen,

1182
01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:01,909
she's gonna fucking kill me
because she fucking hates me.

1183
01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:06,447
Anita,

1184
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,082
don't kill me.

1185
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,651
If you don't kill me,

1186
01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:12,252
I'll make sure my dad
gives you and your mom

1187
01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:13,854
all the money you need.

1188
01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:15,956
Seriously,
anything and everything,

1189
01:04:16,090 --> 01:04:18,392
-everything, stuff.
-There's another way.

1190
01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:20,795
Fuck this!
 You guys are literally fucking friends because of me,

1191
01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:23,097
and now you've got a fucking
scheme to fucking kill me.

1192
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,833
This is so fucking unfair.

1193
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,768
I literally did everything
for you guys.

1194
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,001
You little shit!

1195
01:04:28,803 --> 01:04:31,773
You always
were an asshole to us,

1196
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,742
holding everything
over our heads.

1197
01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:39,113
I don't want to die, man!

1198
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:41,683
Fuck, you guys are like
you're my only fucking friends.

1199
01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:43,150
You think I didn't see?

1200
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,452
You guys were always making
fucking fun of me

1201
01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:47,555
behind my fucking back.

1202
01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:48,790
I'm not fucking stupid,

1203
01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,090
God.

1204
01:04:51,793 --> 01:04:53,293
But you are
my only fucking friend,
Matthew,

1205
01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:54,495
my only fucking friend.

1206
01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,298
So what do we do now?

1207
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,002
You're not gonna kill
either of us, right?

1208
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,143
No, it's smart, smart.

1209
01:05:09,276 --> 01:05:10,578
Look, Matthew, I love you.
I love you.

1210
01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:12,312
I do, but you're making
the right choice.

1211
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,915
You have to understand,
Matthew, listen to my voice.

1212
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:17,786
Look, we are in here for more,
right?

1213
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,387
She's got to see her mom.

1214
01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,657
And you'd help with that.

1215
01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:25,426
I'm not gonna make it hard
for you, OK?

1216
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,535
Go on, Anita, Anita, go on.

1217
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:34,803
Matthew.

1218
01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:36,905
You got it, you got it.

1219
01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:38,372
It's OK.

1220
01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:56,056
Can you not look at me,
please?

1221
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,559
No, fuck no.

1222
01:05:58,292 --> 01:06:00,628
I'm looking right at you,

1223
01:06:00,762 --> 01:06:01,930
right fucking at you,

1224
01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:03,731
please, please.

1225
01:06:03,865 --> 01:06:05,098
No.

1226
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,936
No, no, no, no!

1227
01:06:08,068 --> 01:06:09,571
Anita, stop!

1228
01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:13,106
Help, help, help!

1229
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,408
What the fuck?

1230
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:15,944
I'm gonna die, oh my God!

1231
01:06:16,076 --> 01:06:17,879
I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna fucking die!

1232
01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:19,213
Do not do this.

1233
01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:20,949
I fucking have to!

1234
01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,619
It's OK, dude.

1235
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:30,792
Do it.

1236
01:07:20,307 --> 01:07:21,843
I fucking have it! Fuck yeah!

1237
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:23,443
I fucking have it!

1238
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:27,381
What the fuck.

1239
01:07:27,582 --> 01:07:28,750
What the fuck!

1240
01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:30,818
What the fuck!

1241
01:07:33,287 --> 01:07:34,556
What the fuck?

1242
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,824
What the fuck?

1243
01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,127
<i>What the fuck?</i>

1244
01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:42,830
What the fuck?

1245
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:46,834
<i>Oops, that's the wrong key.</i>

1246
01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:50,170
<i>Those doors</i>
<i>are magnetically sealed.</i>

1247
01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:53,173
Let's continue with the fun,
shall we?

1248
01:07:54,308 --> 01:07:55,475
OK.

1249
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,514
Last man standing wins.

1250
01:08:14,227 --> 01:08:15,195
Go.

1251
01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:20,500
I'm sorry.

1252
01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:24,906
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1253
01:08:29,376 --> 01:08:31,079
<i>You wanted to protect your mom.</i>

1254
01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:32,914
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

1255
01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:34,414
<i>I might have done</i>
<i>the same thing.</i>

1256
01:08:36,383 --> 01:08:38,151
It's all my fault.

1257
01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:52,299
What's wrong?

1258
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,210
Are you gonna kill me?

1259
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:08,049
We both can't leave.

1260
01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,853
What do you mean?

1261
01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:14,922
What do you mean?

1262
01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:26,299
There's always a winner.

1263
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,803
This whole thing

1264
01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:30,571
is part of a sick,

1265
01:09:30,705 --> 01:09:32,774
fucked-up game show
and it's not gonna stop.

1266
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,241
It's not gonna stop.

1267
01:09:34,809 --> 01:09:36,944
Clock is ticking. This takes
more than two minutes,

1268
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:38,079
<i>I'll just pick.</i>

1269
01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:44,619
There's something else
I've always wanted to say.

1270
01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:49,222
I love you.

1271
01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:09,744
Please don't do this.

1272
01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:12,046
Don't do this.

1273
01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:13,548
Don't fucking do this,

1274
01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:15,315
don't fucking do this!

1275
01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:16,984
-I really...
-No!

1276
01:10:17,118 --> 01:10:18,385
-I really...
-No!

1277
01:10:18,519 --> 01:10:19,787
I really do love you.

1278
01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:24,125
It's OK.

1279
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,195
It's OK.

1280
01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:30,230
Just promise me one thing.

1281
01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:36,503
Win.

1282
01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:39,406
No! No!

1283
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:43,111
Matthew!

1284
01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:00,161
Congratulations,

1285
01:11:00,293 --> 01:11:01,629
Anita.

1286
01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:04,766
You are our winner.

1287
01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:16,183
Come on in, darling,
take a seat.

1288
01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:17,685
No change.

1289
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,087
There's no catch, just

1290
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:20,921
you and me,

1291
01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,323
one more game,

1292
01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:23,257
one last game,

1293
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,525
hm?

1294
01:15:25,893 --> 01:15:27,561
That said, come on.

1295
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,801
Welcome back,

1296
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:34,969
Anita.

1297
01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:37,338
<i>You know how it goes, folks.</i>

1298
01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,306
<i>It is time for...</i>

1299
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,742
<i>Pick your Prize.</i>

1300
01:15:43,344 --> 01:15:44,945
Ah!

1301
01:15:49,116 --> 01:15:52,720
Anita, all you have to do is
pick the right box and

1302
01:15:53,187 --> 01:15:54,422
you can be free.

1303
01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,092
There's no winning prize.

1304
01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,127
Oh, there's always a winner.

1305
01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,462
You're just gonna kill me.

1306
01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:04,533
My pictures are in the cabinet.

1307
01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,033
Do it. One more fun game
with me, then home,

1308
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,435
you can go home with mommy.

1309
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,004
Is this really all you are,
Barry?

1310
01:16:11,038 --> 01:16:12,239
Barry's dead.

1311
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:13,707
You killed him.

1312
01:16:24,385 --> 01:16:25,554
I'm your host.

1313
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,490
You just don't
seem to get it, do you?

1314
01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:30,559
What?

1315
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:36,764
I am the only person
in the world who could
bring Barry back.

1316
01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,702
I could tell everyone I lied.

1317
01:16:43,404 --> 01:16:46,073
I can turn your life
back to normal.

1318
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,777
Unless you did do something.

1319
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:51,278
Boo!

1320
01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,981
Pull a string, alright?

1321
01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:58,219
Fucking pull a string,
you fucking do it,
you do it now!

1322
01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:01,455
I'm sorry.

1323
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:04,559
There is no sorry.
No, no.

1324
01:17:06,026 --> 01:17:07,428
You didn't just go along.

1325
01:17:07,562 --> 01:17:08,796
You knew what you were doing.

1326
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:11,065
You lied.

1327
01:17:11,499 --> 01:17:12,500
You know you lied.

1328
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,768
You wanted to save
your mom's life,

1329
01:17:14,902 --> 01:17:16,971
so you took mine.

1330
01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:20,641
You took my life,

1331
01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:23,077
you took my family,

1332
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,112
you...

1333
01:17:28,082 --> 01:17:29,518
You fucking took everything.

1334
01:17:32,286 --> 01:17:34,355
Did you ever even care
what happened to me?

1335
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,823
Did you ever even
lose any sleep over it?

1336
01:17:35,956 --> 01:17:37,592
Of course I did.

1337
01:17:37,725 --> 01:17:39,360
Barry, I'm not
a fucking monster.

1338
01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:40,761
People loving me.

1339
01:17:40,895 --> 01:17:41,795
Tell her.

1340
01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:44,298
Tell her you love me.

1341
01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,334
Tell her you love me!

1342
01:17:48,603 --> 01:17:49,803
She killed me.

1343
01:17:49,937 --> 01:17:51,172
You saved her life, Barry.

1344
01:17:51,305 --> 01:17:53,642
I, I traded your life for hers.

1345
01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:57,211
I saved your mom's life.

1346
01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:00,481
Barry saved her life.

1347
01:18:01,482 --> 01:18:02,950
Sure he did.

1348
01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,655
I don't know if I ever
saved a life before.

1349
01:18:09,123 --> 01:18:10,991
We can talk about it,
don't we?

1350
01:18:26,907 --> 01:18:28,375
I, uh...

1351
01:18:30,177 --> 01:18:32,614
Guess I only thought
about what I lost.

1352
01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:40,454
I wanted to be the good guy.

1353
01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:43,090
I give away money.

1354
01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:45,926
To help people like your mom.

1355
01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,631
I wanted to be

1356
01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,633
a good dad.

1357
01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,835
Good husband.

1358
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,540
Grandpa.

1359
01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:01,208
I wanted...

1360
01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,413
But you know, I never realized
that maybe here...

1361
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,684
my own shameful life...

1362
01:19:12,654 --> 01:19:15,022
Maybe it's not too late
for me to do the right thing.

1363
01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,324
You know what, if you pull

1364
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,662
a string for me
and my little game,

1365
01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:24,798
I promise,

1366
01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:31,238
I actually promise.

1367
01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:35,342
I won't kill your mom.

1368
01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:39,113
Or even hurt her.

1369
01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:41,650
I won't even pop by and say hi.

1370
01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:44,952
So I don't know, you might
want to think about that,

1371
01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:47,021
maybe take me up on this,
and, but--

1372
01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:49,524
There's the strings.

1373
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:01,135
You promise?

1374
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:02,771
I do.

1375
01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:15,983
Ha...

1376
01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:33,067
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1377
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:37,271
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1378
01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:42,176
♪ <i>Happy birthday to Anita</i> ♪

1379
01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:44,244
♪ <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ♪

1380
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,150
Ah!

1381
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:38,800
I need to thank you.

1382
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,070
You saved me the trouble
to have to add a scar
after I kill you.

1383
01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:47,975
Right here next to Melissa
and James and Matthew.

1384
01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:50,210
Anita.

1385
01:21:50,978 --> 01:21:52,580
It's my favorite one.

1386
01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:56,718
This is the most fucking
honest thing you've done.

1387
01:21:57,985 --> 01:21:59,119
People like you,

1388
01:21:59,253 --> 01:22:00,555
you just lie and you...

1389
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,256
You cheat

1390
01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:04,324
and you hurt people.

1391
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:06,728
And there's no consequences.

1392
01:22:10,164 --> 01:22:11,533
The world needs me.

1393
01:22:12,132 --> 01:22:14,034
Do you know why?

1394
01:22:14,168 --> 01:22:16,170
Because I know
how to play the game.

1395
01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:20,775
I know the rules.

1396
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,344
They need me
because I'm their host.

1397
01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:28,282
Can you forgive me?

1398
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,021
You don't deserve forgiveness.

1399
01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:37,592
I don't need your forgiveness!

1400
01:22:40,895 --> 01:22:42,996
I need justice.

1401
01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,705
Oh, we're missing
your birthday party.

1402
01:22:51,873 --> 01:22:53,641
Let me just put this on my desk.

1403
01:22:53,775 --> 01:22:54,542
Come on.

1404
01:22:54,676 --> 01:22:55,577
OK.

1405
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:03,751
No!

1406
01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,754
No! No!

1407
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,729
It's a pretty machine

1408
01:23:15,062 --> 01:23:17,732
to slam
the birthday girl's face

1409
01:23:17,899 --> 01:23:19,634
into the cake.

1410
01:23:19,767 --> 01:23:21,335
There's gonna be
a fucking knife in it.

1411
01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:23,605
You're gonna stab me
in the fucking face!

1412
01:23:25,105 --> 01:23:28,510
-How do you know?
-Cause I'm not fucking stupid.

1413
01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:31,078
Well, if you were smart,

1414
01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:33,080
you wouldn't have
destroyed my life.

1415
01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,183
So...

1416
01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:39,286
-Happy birthday.
-No, no, no!

1417
01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:42,289
-No! No!
-Yes! Yes!

1418
01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,959
No, no!

1419
01:23:45,092 --> 01:23:46,493
Please, please.

1420
01:23:46,628 --> 01:23:47,829
Come on.

1421
01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:48,897
Please...

1422
01:23:50,264 --> 01:23:51,431
Please, don't do this to me.

1423
01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,166
Into the cake.

1424
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,906
Happy birthday!

1425
01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:12,954
I got you.

1426
01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:22,162
There's no,
there's no tricks.

1427
01:24:22,296 --> 01:24:23,230
There's no tricks,

1428
01:24:23,363 --> 01:24:24,866
there's nothing?

1429
01:24:26,768 --> 01:24:28,536
So I won?

1430
01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:31,673
-I won?
-Congratulations.

1431
01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:36,811
Now, there is

1432
01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:39,047
some good news
and some bad news.

1433
01:24:39,981 --> 01:24:41,415
The good news is...

1434
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,652
You're free.

1435
01:24:44,786 --> 01:24:45,987
So I get to go home.

1436
01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,257
Come on.

1437
01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,430
There you go.

1438
01:24:56,564 --> 01:24:58,700
Just clean up right here,
right there.

1439
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:00,702
There you go,
that's it, clean up.

1440
01:25:00,835 --> 01:25:02,502
But the bad news is...

1441
01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:05,707
The cake tastes terrible.

1442
01:25:09,077 --> 01:25:10,477
Oh.

1443
01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,652
Huh.

1444
01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:19,186
Oh...

1445
01:25:36,203 --> 01:25:37,270
I can't see.

1446
01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:38,472
I can't fucking see!

1447
01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:41,609
I can't, I can't see,
I can't--

1448
01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,554
I... My...

1449
01:25:53,688 --> 01:25:55,123
Help me. What the fuck?

1450
01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,826
What the fuck have you done?

1451
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,293
What the fuck have you done?

1452
01:26:00,427 --> 01:26:01,729
What the fuck?

1453
01:26:01,863 --> 01:26:02,797
What the fuck?

1454
01:27:35,156 --> 01:27:36,924
<i>I was acquitted</i>
<i>in a court of law.</i>

1455
01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:39,060
<i>I was, I, I am innocent.</i>

1456
01:27:39,193 --> 01:27:40,995
<i>I am an innocent man.</i>

1457
01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:43,931
<i>Ah, OK, I did it. I did it.</i>

1458
01:27:44,065 --> 01:27:45,666
<i>I, I did it. I fucking did it.</i>

1459
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,301
<i>Please, where's... I did it.</i>

1460
01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,303
<i>I, I, I,</i>

1461
01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:52,840
<i>we paid off all those women</i>

1462
01:27:52,974 --> 01:27:53,741
<i>who I,</i>

1463
01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,543
<i>who I assaulted.</i>

1464
01:27:55,676 --> 01:27:57,779
<i>-Assaulted?</i>
<i>-Raped, raped,</i>

1465
01:27:57,912 --> 01:28:00,014
<i>raped, OK? I did it. I did it.</i>

1466
01:28:00,148 --> 01:28:01,682
<i>Please, please,</i>
<i>please let me go.</i>

1467
01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:02,650
<i>Let me go. I'll pay you.</i>

1468
01:28:02,784 --> 01:28:03,785
<i>I'll pay you anything you want.</i>

1469
01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:06,220
<i>I'll pay you $250,000.</i>

1470
01:28:06,353 --> 01:28:08,523
<i>Please, I beg you, please.</i>

1471
01:28:08,656 --> 01:28:10,191
<i>They don't need your money.</i>

1472
01:28:11,826 --> 01:28:13,426
<i>They need justice.</i>

1473
01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,099
<i>This is what you're winning.</i>

1474
01:28:18,298 --> 01:28:20,134
<i>Oh no, no.</i>


