1 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,028 Mommy... 2 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,618 Mommy... 3 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,163 Mommy... 4 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:00,986 Mommy... 5 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,191 Now give my love to gran. 6 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,001 I'll be up in a couple of days, as soon as I can get away. 7 00:02:06,101 --> 00:02:07,802 Right. 8 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,347 Mommy. 9 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,809 Mommy. 10 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,555 I thought you'd be asleep. 11 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:01,806 Off you go now. 12 00:03:01,906 --> 00:03:03,358 Shut your eyes. 13 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,363 Oh, Brian. 14 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,257 Brian! 15 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,992 Brian, stop it! 16 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,853 I'm trying to drive! 17 00:03:14,953 --> 00:03:17,163 Oh Brian, stop it. 18 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:19,850 Oh! 19 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,211 Brian... 20 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,580 You leave my mommy alone! 21 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,881 Cathy! 22 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,580 Mommy, mommy! 23 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,525 Mommy! 24 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,703 She's dead, her throat's cut. 25 00:05:28,803 --> 00:05:30,476 The man's alive, just. 26 00:05:30,576 --> 00:05:32,249 How about the kid? 27 00:05:32,349 --> 00:05:33,729 Right. 28 00:05:33,829 --> 00:05:35,110 She seems okay. 29 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,653 Gotta be in shock too. 30 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,058 I think she could have lived 31 00:05:38,158 --> 00:05:39,464 if she hadn't slipped back in the car. 32 00:05:39,564 --> 00:05:41,487 That's when her throat got cut, 33 00:05:41,587 --> 00:05:43,810 dragged back over the glass. 34 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,015 What's her father's condition? 35 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,317 He wasn't her father. 36 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,354 He says the girl caused it. 37 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:55,605 Caused what? 38 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:57,157 The accident. 39 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,669 There's nothing wrong with her, physically. 40 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,311 You killed your mother. 41 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,685 You killed her. 42 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,112 You should be asleep. 43 00:06:44,212 --> 00:06:45,405 Come on. 44 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:46,998 Go to bed. 45 00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:55,233 Wake up, wake up. 46 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,187 You did this, you! 47 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:00,563 Don't you run away. 48 00:08:00,663 --> 00:08:01,840 Run away. 49 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,900 You killed your mother. 50 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,597 You killed your mother. 51 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,791 Give my love to gran. 52 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:17,939 You killed your mother. 53 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,677 Oh, good morning. 54 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:23,129 I'm Terry Besanko. 55 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,023 I'm here a little early, I'm afraid. 56 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:26,399 Shall I wait here? 57 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,759 I uh, I... 58 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,860 Oh, you don't work here? 59 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:29,719 No. 60 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,987 Are you auditioning too? 61 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:32,092 Uh huh. 62 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,181 Come on. 63 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,168 We'll find out where we're supposed to be. 64 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,800 Introduced myself. 65 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,107 Oh, I'm sorry. 66 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:42,715 I'm Helen. 67 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,432 You're not cold, are you? 68 00:09:46,532 --> 00:09:48,755 I'm sure that you are... 69 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,068 Terry Besanko. 70 00:09:50,168 --> 00:09:51,382 And uh, Helen... 71 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,320 Selleck. 72 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,159 This way. 73 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,511 But if you are cold... 74 00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:56,079 Madam. 75 00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:00,174 I am in great danger of catching a chill. 76 00:10:00,274 --> 00:10:04,254 Your performance has frozen me to the marrow. 77 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,493 May I suggest that in the future, 78 00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:08,733 your audition be not filled with... 79 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:09,776 You nervous? 80 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,802 Yes. 81 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:15,115 Couldn't help hearing what he said to that last girl. 82 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,449 You done much acting before? 83 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,867 On the stage, I mean. 84 00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:19,264 Oh, a bit. 85 00:10:19,364 --> 00:10:20,562 I haven't. 86 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:24,149 Never been on stage in my life. 87 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,250 Haven't you? 88 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,551 No. 89 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,861 I got picked up on the street 90 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,839 and shoved into a television soap opera. 91 00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:33,391 That's all I've ever done. 92 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,511 How about some lunch? 93 00:10:36,611 --> 00:10:37,287 Now? 94 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,639 When this is over. 95 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,374 How about it? 96 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,436 Well I, I wouldn't want to be any trouble. 97 00:10:45,536 --> 00:10:46,838 Trouble? 98 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,826 Oh, I'm sorry... 99 00:10:47,926 --> 00:10:48,815 You're next. 100 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,116 Oh. 101 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,577 Won't be long. 102 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,057 Desperation often drives us to extremes. 103 00:11:10,157 --> 00:11:12,547 I've even said nasty things about you. 104 00:11:12,647 --> 00:11:14,574 Hey, what's that? 105 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,976 Did you say something? 106 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,645 Here, boy. 107 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,765 I have seen your work. 108 00:11:22,865 --> 00:11:23,875 And I like it, 109 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,478 otherwise you would not have been invited here today. 110 00:11:27,578 --> 00:11:29,172 Please remember, 111 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,824 theater is not television. 112 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,355 We do not have the advantage of the close-up. 113 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:40,283 Nor do we have electronic devices with which 114 00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:43,085 to amplify your dulcet tones. 115 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,122 Now the man sitting in the back row, up there, 116 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,049 has paid his money. 117 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,213 And has every bit as much right as your fellow actors 118 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,015 to hear what you have to say. 119 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,844 Please speak up. 120 00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:01,145 Project. 121 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:06,359 Shall we take our hands out of our pockets and try again? 122 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,390 Desperation often drives us to extremes. 123 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:16,202 I've even said nasty things about you. 124 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,961 Tension forcing words from my addled brain. 125 00:12:21,061 --> 00:12:24,625 I'm not the kind who's forcing you, you know? 126 00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:28,289 Even at this early stage of my fucking head. 127 00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:30,875 Premature and ineffectual decisions 128 00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:33,761 defeat the purpose of my presence. 129 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,007 That was very promising, Terry. 130 00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:40,560 I think you might be next. 131 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,689 Thank you, come along, come along. 132 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,571 Mr. D'alberg? 133 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,757 Mr. D'alberg, Helen Selleck. 134 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,110 Good morning, Miss Selleck. 135 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,528 Do you have something prepared? 136 00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:00,121 Uh, yes I do. 137 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,407 Shall we begin? 138 00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:04,117 Which scene? 139 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,418 13. 140 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,630 Tempting fate, Miss Selleck. 141 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,945 I don't mind talking. 142 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,623 I'm just in the mood tonight. 143 00:13:18,723 --> 00:13:21,601 God knows what's come over me. 144 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,934 You didn't have to wait for me. 145 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,153 I wanted to. 146 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,647 I wish you didn't see my audition. 147 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,336 Hey, you were good. 148 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,326 Better than me. 149 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,511 The only reason he wants me in the play 150 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,155 is because he thinks the mums will come and see 151 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,948 their favorite soapy star. 152 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,076 Well, do you think they will? 153 00:13:47,176 --> 00:13:49,295 We'll soon find out. 154 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,732 Goodbye, Terry. 155 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,584 Hey, we're having lunch. 156 00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:55,626 Why not? 157 00:13:55,726 --> 00:13:56,969 I can't. 158 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,921 You're meeting someone else? 159 00:13:59,021 --> 00:13:59,906 No. 160 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:00,882 Your boyfriend? 161 00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:02,183 No, no. 162 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,868 Oh, I'm sorry. 163 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,637 I shouldn't have said that. 164 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:08,731 See you at rehearsal. 165 00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,002 Who is it? 166 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,689 Angela, stage manager. 167 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,858 Helen, open the door. 168 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,672 The door is open. 169 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,787 What do you want? 170 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,509 You got the part. 171 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,958 Well aren't you glad? 172 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,235 No. 173 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,636 But it... 174 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,967 It'll be all right, sweetheart. 175 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,716 Come on, Paul. 176 00:15:25,816 --> 00:15:26,492 Come on. 177 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,386 Oh, come on, not out here, Marilyn. 178 00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:29,162 Hey! 179 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,763 Come on, here. 180 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,706 Come on! 181 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,915 Come on... 182 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,030 How's that do? 183 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,675 - Good. - Fits you like a glove. 184 00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:13,701 Whoops, sorry. 185 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,344 - Oh, that's okay. - Are you looking for me? 186 00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:16,679 What would I want you for? 187 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:17,914 I could always live in hope. 188 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,393 I'll fix this at home and bring them tomorrow. 189 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:23,769 You're not allowed to look. 190 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,070 Okay. 191 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,982 You gonna take me out to dinner? 192 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:29,483 If you'll come. 193 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,285 Of course I will. 194 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,283 Am I pretty? 195 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,584 Yep. 196 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,432 You're strange. 197 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,188 Sometimes, you seem to be miles away. 198 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,067 You're very beautiful. 199 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,551 Please don't rush things. 200 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,446 I've never had a boyfriend before. 201 00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:17,698 I've never been allowed. 202 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,592 If we're careful, maybe. 203 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,804 We'll be careful. 204 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,476 This play is a comedy about death. 205 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,723 A concept which may be difficult for you to grasp, 206 00:19:42,823 --> 00:19:44,125 and which will certainly be difficult 207 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:48,562 for an audience to grasp unless you are able 208 00:19:48,662 --> 00:19:51,299 through the virtual nonsense dialogue 209 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:56,620 which this playwright provides you to convey 210 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,956 a mental picture 211 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,794 of humorous expiration. 212 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,882 Death... 213 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,513 But before death, comes life. 214 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,978 Life, pleasure, 215 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,207 warmth of someone close to you 216 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:29,278 until they are ripped untimely from your bosom. 217 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,700 Life is death. 218 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,989 From the moment of birth, death encroaches on us. 219 00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:43,250 But we are happy being alive. 220 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,899 You. 221 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,259 Has someone close to you died? 222 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,013 Good. 223 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,559 Grief. 224 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,854 Do you have it in your mind, girl? 225 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,566 I want you to keep it in your mind. 226 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,360 Laugh. 227 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:16,075 'Cause it's nothing more than the end of a life. 228 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,943 Ow! 229 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,361 You bitch! 230 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,798 You fucking bitch, I can do whatever I want, you hear? 231 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,682 You can't stop me! 232 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,769 She's mad! 233 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,800 I'm sorry. 234 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,194 I found your key under the mat. 235 00:22:00,294 --> 00:22:01,137 You don't mind? 236 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,696 No, no, of course I don't. 237 00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:05,574 I had to talk to someone. 238 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:07,626 What's the matter? 239 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,039 Nothing's the matter. 240 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,462 When are you finished? 241 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:17,867 I haven't even started yet. 242 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,733 Fay, could you take this in a bit? 243 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,467 You lost weight. 244 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,986 - Absolutely. - Shut up, Terry! 245 00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:24,762 What's wrong? 246 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,146 It's bad luck to whistle. 247 00:23:26,246 --> 00:23:27,531 Don't ever do it again. 248 00:23:27,631 --> 00:23:28,349 I'm sorry. 249 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:32,961 Well that's not gonna help, the damage is done. 250 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,054 I, I didn't know. 251 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,759 That bitch shouldn't talk to you like that. 252 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,144 Eh, it doesn't matter. 253 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,865 I'll get you a steak. 254 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,443 Two steaks, please. 255 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,744 With beer. 256 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,144 Ange? 257 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,020 I'm sorry. 258 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,481 I didn't know it was seen to brought bad luck. 259 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,096 That's all right, they shouldn't have blown up like that. 260 00:24:20,196 --> 00:24:22,711 It's an old wives tale anyway, like saying break a leg 261 00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:24,171 instead of good luck on opening night. 262 00:24:24,271 --> 00:24:25,902 No, it's not. 263 00:24:26,002 --> 00:24:27,533 You'll see. 264 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,742 Anyway, it's done now. 265 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:32,187 There's nothing we can do about it. 266 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,821 Hello, darling. 267 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,132 "Hello Judy. 268 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,110 "Sorry darling, got to rush. 269 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:48,245 "Can't stay to talk. ” 270 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,531 What's up with her? 271 00:24:50,631 --> 00:24:51,390 Who? 272 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,000 Helen. 273 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,048 What did I tell you? 274 00:25:09,295 --> 00:25:10,790 I don't know, mother. 275 00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:12,443 They're all the same. 276 00:25:12,543 --> 00:25:14,396 And you trusted him! 277 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,457 Yes, Cathy. 278 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,509 Then you're a fool! 279 00:25:18,609 --> 00:25:20,561 He's only a dick! 280 00:25:20,661 --> 00:25:21,462 No. 281 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:22,880 No, no, no. 282 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,357 You're blind, you're fucking blind! 283 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,775 Now get out of here! 284 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,493 You get out of here! 285 00:25:58,252 --> 00:25:59,858 Helen? 286 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,304 Have you met a man like that here in town? 287 00:26:37,404 --> 00:26:38,706 No, no. 288 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,975 The man, the town and the one-story house are fictitious. 289 00:26:42,075 --> 00:26:43,085 I've never thought about them, 290 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:47,614 but now that you mention it, I suppose they are. 291 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,743 Come on, come on! 292 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,847 I am often afraid of the dark... 293 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,566 For no reason at all, 294 00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:00,185 but maybe that is something else again. 295 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,746 And maybe you are something else again too, 296 00:27:02,846 --> 00:27:04,606 miss whatever you call yourself, 297 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:09,344 for you are surely not an actress' big brown freckle! 298 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:14,758 And for your further edification, that means arsehole! 299 00:27:14,858 --> 00:27:18,912 We are 24 short hours away from performing 300 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:23,934 this little fandango in front of an unsuspecting public, 301 00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:27,208 and the least they deserve is that the performers 302 00:27:27,308 --> 00:27:30,482 that they are paying to see should remember the lines 303 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,884 they are supposed to utter, 304 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,552 and that they utter them convincingly, 305 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,655 and with a modicum of skill, which you, dear Judy, 306 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,058 seem to conspicuously lack! 307 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,143 You tell me what the idiot lines mean, 308 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:44,121 and maybe I'll be able to get them to stick! 309 00:27:44,221 --> 00:27:46,957 I have stressed, time and time again, 310 00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:49,793 that the literal meaning of the words 311 00:27:49,893 --> 00:27:52,596 in this piece is unimportant. 312 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,909 The beauty and drama is contained within the rhythm 313 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,888 and the opposite nature of the juxtaposition of the words. 314 00:28:00,988 --> 00:28:03,773 That, and the comedy of death. 315 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,984 Bullshit! 316 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:10,314 My dear Judy, I apologize for saying you are not 317 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:14,193 an actress' big brown freckle, I was wrong. 318 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:17,613 You are an actress' big brown freckle. 319 00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:19,306 Thanks a million. 320 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:23,084 Now my dearest Judy, may we continue? 321 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,217 Children, the world is yours. 322 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,677 Play with it. 323 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,686 Succor it, and each other. 324 00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:39,768 Bravo, bravo, bravissimo. 325 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,846 Who the hell let you in? 326 00:28:42,946 --> 00:28:44,373 Tut, tut, tut. 327 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,376 You scared what I might see, George? 328 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,461 You can see the most brilliant piece of theater 329 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,564 this century, and you'd still give it a scathing review. 330 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,566 You have an evil tongue, Bennett. 331 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,660 Suits my evil mind. 332 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,013 Well, what do you want? 333 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,449 Merely to invite the cast to a little soiree 334 00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:05,102 I'm having tomorrow night. 335 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,663 To celebrate the excitement of the opening. 336 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,165 I'll pass the word on. 337 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:11,024 Do. 338 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,527 It should be a lot of fun. 339 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,296 Even you would be welcome, George. 340 00:30:06,396 --> 00:30:07,447 Jesus! 341 00:30:07,547 --> 00:30:08,627 No, me. 342 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,926 Don't do that. 343 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,044 Oh, sorry. 344 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,229 No you're not. 345 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,484 Cup of coffee? 346 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:20,427 No. 347 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,561 A drink? 348 00:30:21,661 --> 00:30:22,596 No. 349 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,997 A joint? 350 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:28,368 I suppose a screw's out of the question? 351 00:30:28,468 --> 00:30:30,771 Jesus, Bruce, will you piss off? 352 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,314 Look, I have got a mountain of work to do 353 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,666 and we open tomorrow night, unless you've forgotten? 354 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:35,817 Can I help? 355 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,086 The only way you can help is to get the hell out of here 356 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:38,946 and leave me alone. 357 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,881 All right, all right, so, I'm not wanted, 358 00:30:40,981 --> 00:30:42,007 I can take a hint. 359 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,433 Eventually. 360 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,928 You might be sorry though. 361 00:30:47,028 --> 00:30:47,913 I don't see why. 362 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,639 Oh, I might not invite you again. 363 00:30:49,739 --> 00:30:50,499 Oh, really? 364 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,334 And I'm very good in bed. 365 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:56,029 Then Bruce, darling, go to yourself. 366 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:25,384 For Christ's sake Bruce, can't you take no for an answer? 367 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:29,938 Bloody actors, they're always saying bloody kiss. 368 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,611 Shit. 369 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,584 Who is it? 370 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,898 Oh no! 371 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:46,843 Oh, oh no, please, leave me alone! 372 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,042 Hello. 373 00:34:54,142 --> 00:34:55,393 Hello. 374 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,128 Hey, I'm sorry. 375 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,330 About what? 376 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,181 About last night. 377 00:35:00,281 --> 00:35:01,458 I upset you. 378 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,485 Silly, it wasn't your fault. 379 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,949 Love you. 380 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:18,775 Names? 381 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:19,851 Why? 382 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,194 You'll find out. 383 00:35:21,294 --> 00:35:22,437 Terry Besanko. 384 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,955 What's yours, girlie? 385 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:24,940 Helen. 386 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,925 Uh, Helen Selleck. 387 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,485 Right. 388 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,304 Someone will see you inside. 389 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,442 Children. 390 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,201 Were you in love with the girl or something? 391 00:36:01,301 --> 00:36:02,076 Angela? 392 00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:02,852 Who else? 393 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,062 No. 394 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,856 Then what were you doing back here? 395 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,252 Oh well I was uh feeling randy. 396 00:36:11,352 --> 00:36:12,170 Oh, she's a horny bird... 397 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:13,471 Was. 398 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,533 Yeah, was. 399 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,219 So you came back here, she knocked you back, 400 00:36:19,319 --> 00:36:21,221 then you uh, sliced her up. 401 00:36:21,321 --> 00:36:22,647 Christ, no! 402 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,728 The angel of death has taken Angela. 403 00:36:28,828 --> 00:36:29,666 It's your fault! 404 00:36:29,766 --> 00:36:30,505 You whistled! 405 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,339 Shut up, Sue. 406 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,592 He whistled and Angela's dead! 407 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:38,371 Stop it, no! 408 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,496 Terry, go home and change that shirt. 409 00:36:46,596 --> 00:36:47,372 What have I done? 410 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,665 It's green, boy. 411 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:50,258 Never wear green! 412 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,678 Miss Selleck? 413 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,975 Mr. D'alberg? 414 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,503 I'm not gonna stay here anymore, 415 00:37:01,603 --> 00:37:03,388 you have to find someone else. 416 00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:05,515 This production's jinxed. 417 00:37:05,615 --> 00:37:06,391 Nonsense, girl. 418 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:07,692 Rubbish. 419 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,198 Besides, I need you. 420 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,305 They think I did it. 421 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,241 Judy for Christ's sake, they think I did it. 422 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:24,542 Did you? 423 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,478 Of course not. 424 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,355 Then there's nothing to worry about. 425 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:32,383 They're not going to hang an innocent man. 426 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,758 Do you believe it? 427 00:37:48,858 --> 00:37:50,902 Believe what? 428 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,089 What Sue said. 429 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,574 That I brought bad luck. 430 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,661 I don't know. 431 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,961 You think 1 did? 432 00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:07,251 I didn't say that. 433 00:38:13,308 --> 00:38:14,592 Terry, I... 434 00:38:25,082 --> 00:38:26,456 Helen? 435 00:38:26,556 --> 00:38:28,231 Darling? 436 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,028 Oh... 437 00:38:30,128 --> 00:38:31,609 I dream. 438 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,354 Sometimes I dream. 439 00:38:34,454 --> 00:38:35,655 I think. 440 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,007 Oh... 441 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,777 I don't know, I don't know what's real anymore. 442 00:38:40,877 --> 00:38:42,703 I'm real. 443 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,515 Don't. 444 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,725 What did I say? 445 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,921 It's nothing you said. 446 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,018 Then what is it? 447 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,028 It's nothing you've done. 448 00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:52,939 I can't love you, that's all. 449 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,626 As much as I want to, I can't love you! 450 00:38:56,726 --> 00:38:58,069 I can love you. 451 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,745 Cathy won't let you. 452 00:38:59,845 --> 00:39:01,406 What did you say? 453 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,741 Cathy won't let you! 454 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,018 Do you understand that, you fool? 455 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,019 Excuse me. 456 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,612 Oh... 457 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,490 My favorite seat. 458 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,236 I can watch you squirm, George. 459 00:41:28,336 --> 00:41:29,304 Yes. 460 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,489 Are you superstitious, George? 461 00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:32,636 Hmm? 462 00:41:32,736 --> 00:41:34,083 Huh? 463 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,996 Then I wish you luck, Georgie. 464 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,797 I wish you luck. 465 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,056 Sarah? 466 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,511 Sarah, can you get me something to eat? 467 00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,075 I have a sore foot. 468 00:41:55,175 --> 00:41:56,539 Get it yourself. 469 00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:01,044 If had a God who to me was sacred and omniscient, 470 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:04,564 then I would swear by that God that I meant every word 471 00:42:04,664 --> 00:42:05,673 I said to you. 472 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,775 But you don't have that God? 473 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:08,651 Did I say... 474 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,365 For Christ's sake, get on stage. 475 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,158 What's wrong with you? 476 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,455 Have you met a man like that here in town? 477 00:42:20,555 --> 00:42:21,981 Oh no. 478 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:25,585 The man, the town and the one-story house are fictitious. 479 00:42:25,685 --> 00:42:27,236 Purely fictitious. 480 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,863 I've never thought about them. 481 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,634 But now that you mention it, I suppose they are. 482 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,919 I'm often afraid... 483 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:46,397 I often forget the doff for no reason at all. 484 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,316 But I'm something else again. 485 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:50,134 She certainly is. 486 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,553 Terrors that make your blood freeze. 487 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,947 Imagine hearing someone brushing against the wall 488 00:42:55,047 --> 00:42:56,015 on a dark night. 489 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,201 You're wide awake but aware that you're senses 490 00:42:58,301 --> 00:43:00,703 are somewhat blurred. 491 00:43:00,803 --> 00:43:02,380 And it is she... 492 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,295 My love, where have you been? 493 00:43:09,395 --> 00:43:10,655 Children. 494 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,216 The world is yours. 495 00:43:13,316 --> 00:43:14,617 Play with it. 496 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,269 Succor it, and each other. 497 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,377 Oh ho. 498 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:28,272 George, the audiences are so tasteless these days. 499 00:43:28,372 --> 00:43:32,201 They all applaud the more puerile rubbish. 500 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,996 But I applaud you for your bravery in 501 00:43:44,096 --> 00:43:46,207 taking their money from them. 502 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:52,930 Whatever the reason, Bennett, at least I get it. 503 00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,937 And you'll get yours. 504 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,242 Applaud. 505 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,538 Oh, stand up. 506 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,083 Who was responsible for that? 507 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,935 You being the play, I thought you were? 508 00:44:48,035 --> 00:44:48,753 Oh. 509 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:51,422 I often forget the dark. 510 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,924 There's only one thing you forget, madam. 511 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,483 I can't remember the lines that were written 512 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:55,843 by a raving idiot! 513 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:56,903 I've got to have motivation to... 514 00:44:57,003 --> 00:44:57,820 Motivation? 515 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,638 Yes. 516 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,239 You tell me what it is and I'll remember the bloody lines. 517 00:45:00,339 --> 00:45:02,971 I'll give you your motivation. 518 00:45:03,071 --> 00:45:05,213 Your motivation is $350 a week, 519 00:45:05,313 --> 00:45:07,355 which the manager at the moment 520 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,957 could well afford to be spending on somebody else! 521 00:45:10,057 --> 00:45:11,918 Well, let them! 522 00:45:12,018 --> 00:45:12,693 Oh. 523 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,963 Oh, Mr. D'alberg, I am a great admirer of your work. 524 00:45:16,063 --> 00:45:17,323 Such genius! 525 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:18,866 Oh, very kind, very kind. 526 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,585 Of course, I don't understand the inner meaning 527 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:24,305 of the work but oh, you make the outer side 528 00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:26,249 such a joy to watch. 529 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,633 Well, you know how it is. 530 00:45:27,733 --> 00:45:28,784 Thank you very much... 531 00:45:28,884 --> 00:45:30,006 - Mr. D'alberg? - Yes? 532 00:45:30,106 --> 00:45:31,129 Excuse me. - Of course. 533 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,452 Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry I dropped the curtain on you. 534 00:45:33,552 --> 00:45:35,775 See, I've never been a stage manageress before and... 535 00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:37,677 And you never will be again. 536 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:40,412 Sidney, how nice to see you. 537 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,563 You were wonderful. 538 00:46:22,663 --> 00:46:24,198 Do you think so? 539 00:46:24,298 --> 00:46:25,433 I do. 540 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,918 And so did the audience. 541 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,332 You coming to the party? 542 00:46:33,432 --> 00:46:34,646 I should go home. 543 00:46:34,746 --> 00:46:36,260 Not tonight. 544 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,363 I have to. 545 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,199 I'm scared, Terry. 546 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,893 There's nothing to be scared of now. 547 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,580 ♪Beat on 548 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,891 ♪ Oh on our way we go 549 00:46:50,991 --> 00:46:52,893 ♪And hip hooray 550 00:46:52,993 --> 00:46:54,795 ♪Hello hoo hoo 551 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:58,633 ♪Hello hoo hoo oh do 552 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,901 It not only walks and talks, it sings. 553 00:47:01,001 --> 00:47:02,345 Ah! 554 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:05,765 Did I startle you, dear old deviate? 555 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,700 Tut tut, what a mess you made of yourself. 556 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,435 Mummy won't be very pleased. 557 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:10,311 Get out! 558 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:12,238 Now what lies, slanders, and hard truths 559 00:47:12,338 --> 00:47:14,165 are you perpetrating tonight, Bennett, 560 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:16,000 in the guise of fair criticism? 561 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,735 Get out, George! 562 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,737 But you invited me to your party. 563 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,341 You even said that I would be welcome. 564 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,471 You don't want to read this, George. 565 00:47:28,571 --> 00:47:30,581 Go and enjoy yourself. 566 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,559 Save your embarrassment until tomorrow. 567 00:47:33,659 --> 00:47:34,977 I suppose you've panned us all, 568 00:47:35,077 --> 00:47:37,237 you crippled old queen. 569 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,616 Save one shining light. 570 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,652 Whose knickers you want to get into, no doubt. 571 00:47:43,752 --> 00:47:46,764 That's a disgusting remark. 572 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,158 But you are disgusting, Bennett. 573 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,425 Come on. 574 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,764 Uh, we'll get a cab. 575 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,550 Helen? 576 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,846 Helen? 577 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,232 Helen? 578 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,615 Helen? 579 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,257 Helen? 580 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,160 You there? 581 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,678 Terry? 582 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,426 Mr. Collingswood will see you in a moment. 583 00:49:30,526 --> 00:49:31,343 Would you like a drink? 584 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,879 But of course, darling. 585 00:49:33,979 --> 00:49:35,639 - Hi. - Hello, sexy. 586 00:49:36,698 --> 00:49:37,858 Hi. 587 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:41,587 What do you think you're staring at? 588 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,523 Well I'm transfixed by your indescribable beauty. 589 00:49:44,623 --> 00:49:45,299 Oh yeah? 590 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,067 Pretty honest, it's got bells on it. 591 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,569 But your nice tits, anyway. 592 00:49:48,669 --> 00:49:49,470 Not mine. 593 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:51,230 What you see is what you get. 594 00:49:51,330 --> 00:49:52,990 Was that an invitation? 595 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:53,766 No. 596 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:55,292 It's a joint. 597 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,659 Aha. 598 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,370 The classic features. 599 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:36,033 The eyes, with a hint of tragedy in them that 600 00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:39,019 only enhances their beauty. 601 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:44,166 Let me look into them and see if I can find their secret. 602 00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:46,293 Ah, there was a tragedy. 603 00:50:46,393 --> 00:50:47,594 Hmm, yeah. 604 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,572 Don't tell me. 605 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,520 I don't want to know the details. 606 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,769 It's sufficient to know that far off, 607 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:57,621 in some other time, 608 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:00,440 you were very, very unhappy. 609 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:05,362 And the pain lingers in this beautiful body. 610 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,931 Don't touch me. 611 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,951 The old bastard say that about me? 612 00:51:19,051 --> 00:51:20,269 And worse. 613 00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:22,008 What could be worse”? 614 00:51:22,108 --> 00:51:23,747 Why don't you ask him? 615 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,048 Hmm. 616 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:27,326 Ah, Mr. Collingswood? 617 00:51:27,426 --> 00:51:28,360 Yeah? 618 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,378 Can I have a word with you? 619 00:51:29,478 --> 00:51:30,446 Yeah. 620 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:32,298 I'd like to discuss your review of the play with you. 621 00:51:32,398 --> 00:51:33,073 Huh? 622 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,563 Have you read it? 623 00:51:35,663 --> 00:51:37,036 Well, not exactly. 624 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:41,040 Come with me, I've got something to show you. 625 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,382 Does anyone want to hear 626 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,027 what the boring old queen has written about us? 627 00:51:53,127 --> 00:51:55,346 Hey yeah, why not? 628 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,265 "Someone once said that theater is dead. 629 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:01,910 "If tonight's performance, and I use the word loosely, 630 00:52:02,010 --> 00:52:04,663 "at The King's is an example of today's theater, 631 00:52:04,763 --> 00:52:07,270 "then the sooner its death throes cease, the better, 632 00:52:07,370 --> 00:52:09,877 "save for a startling performance from a newcomer, 633 00:52:09,977 --> 00:52:11,470 "Helen Selleck. 634 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,582 "George D'alberg's hackneyed production is a boring 635 00:52:15,682 --> 00:52:18,594 "and tedious procession of cliched, emotional tricks, 636 00:52:18,694 --> 00:52:22,814 "performed with substandard thespian effort." 637 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,939 You wonder why I'm so bitter? 638 00:52:31,039 --> 00:52:32,491 Watch as I did, 639 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,747 it used to be surging and with style. 640 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,352 We'd used to get laughs. 641 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:47,547 Now comedy's nothing more than a dirty joke. 642 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,150 What about the board hall? 643 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,902 Whatever happened to music hall, hmm? 644 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,989 Whatever happened to the sort of excitement 645 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:59,927 that used to go hand in hand with a building like this? 646 00:53:00,027 --> 00:53:01,979 Hmm, yeah. 647 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,348 No, I see what you mean, Bennett. 648 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,875 Oh, I doubt it. 649 00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:09,186 Not with your performance, if you could call it that. 650 00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:10,087 Yes. 651 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,898 You could see nothing, praise within it? 652 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,402 Well I did think I handled that entrance with surely 653 00:53:16,502 --> 00:53:17,803 but some degree of a star. 654 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:20,806 And the audience thought so, they applauded. 655 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:24,493 For some strange reason which escapes me, 656 00:53:24,593 --> 00:53:27,938 the public look on you as a star. 657 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:32,126 They always clap the first entrance of a star, 658 00:53:32,226 --> 00:53:34,052 however badly done. 659 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:40,217 Then there's nothing good you can say about me? 660 00:53:42,277 --> 00:53:43,699 In my review? 661 00:53:43,799 --> 00:53:45,522 Uh, yes. 662 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:49,860 Oh, poor Bruce, you really do try hard. 663 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,731 Well the review is written. 664 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,883 Still, I could revise. 665 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,611 I don't have to file my copy until the morning. 666 00:53:59,711 --> 00:54:01,138 Would you like that? 667 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,753 Yes I, I think I'd like that. 668 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:06,368 You know something, Bruce? 669 00:54:06,468 --> 00:54:07,961 You're a tramp. 670 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,219 You're a harlot. 671 00:54:11,319 --> 00:54:13,192 But then, so am 1. 672 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:17,171 The only difference between us is that I have talent. 673 00:54:17,271 --> 00:54:19,490 I have skill with words. 674 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,768 And you really are a lousy actor. 675 00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:24,853 Oh. 676 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,598 No playing the game, Brucey, huh? 677 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,495 No playing the game. 678 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,437 You really want to go through with this, 679 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:35,297 on the off chance that I'll, 680 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,901 I'll write something nice about you, huh? 681 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,794 Run, rabbit, run! 682 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,631 Oh! 683 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,472 Ah... 684 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:06,595 Little Brucey rabbit, wouldn't let me grab it. 685 00:55:34,598 --> 00:55:35,799 Jesus. 686 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,901 Why did you do that? 687 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,337 You just frightened the living daylights out of me. 688 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:42,464 Well don't just stand there, help me find, 689 00:55:42,564 --> 00:55:44,850 help me find my lighter. 690 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,148 What's wrong? 691 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:32,916 I'm safe. 692 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,502 Now I'm with you. 693 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,110 Not yet. 694 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,558 I'm not ready yet, Terry. 695 00:57:45,658 --> 00:57:47,741 Big day tomorrow, kiddo. 696 00:57:47,841 --> 00:57:50,225 Better get some sleep. 697 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,983 Good night, darling. 698 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,408 Good evening, company. 699 00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:24,876 This is your one hour call. 700 00:58:24,976 --> 00:58:25,986 One hour, thank you. 701 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:27,988 There's no such thing as a one hour call. 702 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,966 If we happen to have a full company in the theater 703 00:58:31,066 --> 00:58:31,950 at the moment, 704 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:35,679 could I possibly see it on stage immediately, please? 705 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,426 Typical of Bennett. 706 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,887 But not coming back to his own party? 707 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,614 What did he say when you asked him to change his review? 708 00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:56,533 Oh, said he would. 709 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:57,935 And? 710 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,412 Thought he'd be a bit tough, you know but uh, 711 00:59:00,512 --> 00:59:02,213 deadline beat us. 712 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:17,024 We can only assume that the publishers of the news 713 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:20,474 took legal advice and decided against publishing the 714 00:59:20,574 --> 00:59:23,101 scandalous comments Collingswood made about me 715 00:59:23,201 --> 00:59:24,611 in his review. 716 00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:28,031 We can only be thankful. 717 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,343 I rarely agree with Collingswood, 718 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,696 but he made several points in his unpublished piece 719 00:59:34,796 --> 00:59:38,141 with which I wholeheartedly concur. 720 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:42,370 Bruce, your performance last night was execrable. 721 00:59:42,470 --> 00:59:44,272 You missed cues, you dropped lines, 722 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,416 and generally behaved like a rank amateur 723 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,193 at a country Sunday School concert. 724 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,253 I find myself wondering if you were in the same play 725 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:51,900 as the rest of the cast. 726 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,532 Except for Judy of course, 727 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,868 who was in a little play all by herself. 728 00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:00,234 Words fail me, as they failed you last night. 729 01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:03,600 Your most fervent admirer, had you had one, 730 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:06,152 would have been disgusted. 731 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,397 And where is the only one who escaped criticism 732 01:00:09,497 --> 01:00:10,523 from the scribe? 733 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:16,363 I can assure you she will not escape criticism from me! 734 01:00:16,463 --> 01:00:18,323 Has anyone seen her tonight? 735 01:00:18,423 --> 01:00:19,516 No. 736 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,892 Well find her! 737 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:22,661 Where do you suggest we look? 738 01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:24,354 God knows. 739 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,815 Collingswood's bed, perhaps? 740 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:28,942 Possibly her own. 741 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:32,337 Surely Terry knows all of her little haunts and habits? 742 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,862 This is your five minute call. 743 01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:41,247 Five minutes to curtain. 744 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:47,111 Where the hell have you been? 745 01:01:47,211 --> 01:01:48,496 She's here waiting for you. 746 01:01:48,596 --> 01:01:49,272 Helen? 747 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:50,107 Who else would I mean? 748 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,025 She's in her dressing room. 749 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:56,262 Won't open up for anyone else but you, dear. 750 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:04,020 Helen, it's me. 751 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,895 I tried to get rid of her. 752 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,780 Honestly, I tried. 753 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,009 Well Helen, what's happened? 754 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:22,163 Helen and Terry, your call, please. 755 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,630 How do you feel? 756 01:02:26,730 --> 01:02:28,188 Can we go up? 757 01:02:28,288 --> 01:02:29,646 Good girl. 758 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,022 She'll be back. 759 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:32,983 And I won't be able to stop her again. 760 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:37,095 Don't worry, I'll look after you. 761 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:41,299 For Christ's take you two, get up here! 762 01:02:41,399 --> 01:02:42,892 My God, girl. 763 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,887 What a lovely neck you have. 764 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,757 And did any letters come for me when I was out? 765 01:02:49,857 --> 01:02:52,143 No sir, the postal department is on strike. 766 01:02:52,243 --> 01:02:53,420 I see. 767 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,679 Then get us some food. 768 01:02:54,779 --> 01:02:55,839 There's a good girl. 769 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,066 I told you, I have a sore foot. 770 01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:00,422 Get it yourself. 771 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,679 Shit. 772 01:03:34,673 --> 01:03:36,154 Oh, Bruce. 773 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,815 Christ, you gave me a fright. 774 01:03:38,915 --> 01:03:40,133 That's not fair. 775 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,468 What are you doing here anyway? 776 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:46,573 Making sure you're gonna be around during the second act. 777 01:03:46,673 --> 01:03:47,553 Stop it. 778 01:03:47,653 --> 01:03:48,433 Why? 779 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,693 Well that's what I should be saying to you. 780 01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:52,954 I die 10 minutes into the second act. 781 01:03:53,054 --> 01:03:55,081 Haven't you read the play? 782 01:03:55,181 --> 01:03:57,192 Of course I read the play. 783 01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:00,453 I uh, I bet you die enthusiastically. 784 01:04:00,553 --> 01:04:03,715 Oh, we'll soon find out, won't we? 785 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:08,078 Should I shoot myself, Sarah? 786 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:12,474 I mean, would that be a big enough gesture? 787 01:04:12,574 --> 01:04:14,417 Would they listen to me then? 788 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,853 Well, it's worth a try, sweetheart. 789 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:18,922 Where did you get that? 790 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:22,241 Oh, I thought you might need it. 791 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:44,372 Could somebody please tell Paul in props 792 01:04:44,472 --> 01:04:46,883 not to put such a large charge in the fucking gun? 793 01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:49,435 I nearly blew my foot off. 794 01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:53,540 She's kind of obscure, don't you know? 795 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,268 She might be pretty, but she's got a sour mouth. 796 01:04:57,368 --> 01:04:59,020 I believe D'alberg has failed. 797 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,251 He strikes the right level of humor 798 01:05:01,351 --> 01:05:03,889 but fudges on the melodrama at times. 799 01:05:03,989 --> 01:05:06,828 So it is the man himself. 800 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,704 Actors to connect, standby. 801 01:05:16,804 --> 01:05:18,381 Connect act two. 802 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:39,836 Standby, electrics. 803 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,021 We've been over that bridge already. 804 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:48,870 Now I have another, still more difficult to overcome. 805 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,247 Cue 59. 806 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,504 Life wasn't meant to be easy. 807 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:13,836 Is death? 808 01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:15,271 Cue 59. 809 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:16,873 Go. 810 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,552 Ah. 811 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:30,653 You like? 812 01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:31,954 I like. 813 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:36,109 But I like it better off. 814 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,377 Me Tarzan, you Jane. 815 01:07:49,344 --> 01:07:50,948 Did you hear that? 816 01:07:51,048 --> 01:07:52,952 What, Tarzan? 817 01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,051 Hey! 818 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,553 What do you think you're doing? 819 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:20,247 Hey come on, beat it, get out of here! 820 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,473 Oh my God! 821 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:55,950 No! 822 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,621 No, no don't! 823 01:11:00,994 --> 01:11:02,700 Oh, is that a medal? 824 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,886 It's a life service medal. 825 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:17,106 It just happens to be in my pocket at the moment. 826 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,315 If I had a God 827 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,527 who to me was sacred and omniscient, 828 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:40,838 then I would swear by that God that I meant every word 829 01:11:40,938 --> 01:11:41,989 I said to you. 830 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,133 But you don't have that God? 831 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:44,909 Did I say that? 832 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,841 Terrors that make your blood freeze. 833 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,984 Imagine hearing someone brushing against the walls 834 01:12:02,084 --> 01:12:03,761 on a dark night. 835 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:05,488 You're wide awake but you're aware that your senses 836 01:12:05,588 --> 01:12:07,406 are somewhat blurred. 837 01:12:07,506 --> 01:12:09,625 And this is she... 838 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,385 My love, where have you been? 839 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,390 Children, the world is yours. 840 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,368 Play with it. 841 01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,928 Succor it, and each other. 842 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,081 Where the hell is he? 843 01:12:44,181 --> 01:12:45,695 Screwing Fay, probably. 844 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:46,996 Jesus! 845 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,428 Uh, excuse me. 846 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:29,709 He's dead to the world. 847 01:13:29,809 --> 01:13:31,891 The play wasn't that bad. 848 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:36,020 I don't know, I nodded off once or twice. 849 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,206 Can't see George complaining about tonight's performance. 850 01:13:39,306 --> 01:13:41,959 Oh, it went off without a hitch. 851 01:13:42,059 --> 01:13:43,544 Supper, anyone? 852 01:13:43,644 --> 01:13:44,320 Why not? 853 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,422 I feel like getting drunk. 854 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:47,490 Anyone seen Helen? 855 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,925 Oh, she's gone. 856 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:49,826 Oh? 857 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,035 You coming? 858 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,704 I might join you later. 859 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:04,190 Hey, Sue, I'll catch you later, okay? 860 01:14:04,290 --> 01:14:06,450 I gotta set my laundry. 861 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:56,417 Fay? 862 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:58,794 Oh, oh my God! 863 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,518 George! 864 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:39,269 My God! 865 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:49,405 George! 866 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:57,175 Oh no! 867 01:16:57,275 --> 01:16:59,140 No! 868 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:08,615 Oh no! 869 01:17:08,715 --> 01:17:09,925 Oh! 870 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,693 No! 871 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,094 No, no, no! 872 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,906 Oh... 873 01:19:16,531 --> 01:19:18,637 Terry, please. 874 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,727 I love you. 875 01:19:32,526 --> 01:19:35,112 I love you so much. 876 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:57,084 Good night, darling. 877 01:19:57,184 --> 01:19:58,510 Sweet dreams. 878 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:31,610 Beautiful actress Helen Selleck 879 01:20:31,710 --> 01:20:32,811 was an actress last night when she fought off 880 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,706 and killed a man who tried to force his intentions on her. 881 01:20:35,806 --> 01:20:37,833 The man, a member of the cast of Comedy of Death, 882 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:38,943 currently playing at The King's, 883 01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:41,545 broke a mirror and threatened her with a sliver of glass. 884 01:20:41,645 --> 01:20:43,589 In the ensuing struggle, the glass entered his neck, 885 01:20:43,689 --> 01:20:44,740 and he later died. 886 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,325 Now a police spokesman later said it was believed 887 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,468 that the man was also responsible 888 01:20:47,568 --> 01:20:48,802 for several vicious murders, 889 01:20:48,902 --> 01:20:50,037 which have terrorized the land. 890 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:51,747 The city where the forecast continuing away 891 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:56,518 with light thunderstorms coming up later in the day. 892 01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:57,936 Next, please. 893 01:20:58,036 --> 01:20:59,104 Your name? 894 01:20:59,204 --> 01:21:00,293 Well, Helen. 895 01:21:00,393 --> 01:21:02,263 Helen Selleck.