1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:15,605 --> 00:00:16,905 - [MAGGIE] Hey. - Maggie! 3 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:18,086 [MAGGIE] It's only a matter of time 4 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:19,508 before George gives you a byline. 5 00:00:19,532 --> 00:00:21,460 You are so beyond a researcher. 6 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:22,796 - We both are. - Thank you. 7 00:00:22,817 --> 00:00:25,672 You're more than happy to lap up the attention when it suits you. 8 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,422 You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 9 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:30,017 - Should we have sex now? - Oh, no. 10 00:00:30,059 --> 00:00:32,350 - I, um... I... I can't do that again. - What? 11 00:00:32,351 --> 00:00:33,732 We need to be friends. 12 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,664 [RICHIE] You think anyone else knows how good we are? 13 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:36,888 Not a chance. 14 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:40,212 [DOUG] You know, I haven't have a boss since I was 16 years old. 15 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:41,849 And now I have two, 16 00:00:41,926 --> 00:00:44,557 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 17 00:00:44,613 --> 00:00:46,998 [CONSTANCE] I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 18 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:49,636 I need you to come up with more ideas... 19 00:00:49,685 --> 00:00:51,357 your big Renetti ideas. 20 00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:53,715 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 21 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:55,269 I have to defer to Joyce. 22 00:00:55,283 --> 00:00:56,759 Doug, the answer's no. 23 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:59,112 [FUNKY MUSIC FADES] 24 00:01:01,602 --> 00:01:03,008 [SINGER] ♪ You... ♪ 25 00:01:03,015 --> 00:01:04,393 [JOYCE SIGHS] 26 00:01:04,651 --> 00:01:07,605 Are you really not gonna speak to me this entire ride? 27 00:01:07,654 --> 00:01:10,390 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING SOFTLY] 28 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,028 I'm sorry I vetoed your dance troupe. 29 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:16,113 Well, it could've been a revolution. 30 00:01:16,372 --> 00:01:17,737 Historically, I don't think revolutions 31 00:01:17,772 --> 00:01:19,815 - involve that much baby oil. - Okay. 32 00:01:20,326 --> 00:01:22,726 - Listen, Doug, it wasn't... - If you say "it wasn't personal" 33 00:01:22,754 --> 00:01:25,444 - to me one more time, Joyce... - It wasn't. 34 00:01:25,479 --> 00:01:27,657 I'm just getting hammered on all sides. 35 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:31,025 I mean, Connie kills my science magazine. 36 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:32,887 You murder my sexy boys. 37 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,726 I'm on the goddamn schneid. 38 00:01:36,881 --> 00:01:38,196 "Schneid's" a losing streak. 39 00:01:38,217 --> 00:01:40,666 That's what you call schmoozing in Sin City... 40 00:01:40,764 --> 00:01:42,738 cutting international deals 41 00:01:42,856 --> 00:01:46,229 and bathed in glorious neon surrounded by games of chance? 42 00:01:46,257 --> 00:01:49,419 I'm selling foreign rights to Minx, Joyce. 43 00:01:49,468 --> 00:01:52,721 I'm not exactly attending Frank Sinatra's birthday party. 44 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,281 No, that's next weekend. 45 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:58,305 - [CHUCKLES] - Me back in Vegas... this is a huge mistake. 46 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:00,222 This town has a nose for failure, 47 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,496 and I got the fucking stink, so... 48 00:02:03,846 --> 00:02:05,777 You know, this city shouldn't even be here. 49 00:02:05,847 --> 00:02:09,024 It's an oasis built on hustle and moxie. 50 00:02:09,178 --> 00:02:11,928 This is where people come to turn their luck around. 51 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:14,534 [UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS] 52 00:02:14,721 --> 00:02:17,523 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:18,184 --> 00:02:19,626 Oh... 54 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,290 - [DOUG GRUNTS] - Thank you. 55 00:02:22,318 --> 00:02:24,117 - [DOUG] Thanks, boss. - Would you look around? 56 00:02:24,474 --> 00:02:26,804 - [DOUG] Yeah. - [JOYCE] Oh, come on. 57 00:02:26,839 --> 00:02:29,673 - How can you be depressed in Vegas? - [DOUG] I'm not depressed. It's just... 58 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,146 [JOYCE] Thank you. 59 00:02:31,244 --> 00:02:32,776 - [SLOT MACHINES RINGING] - Man, I miss that sound... 60 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,729 money and tears. [CHUCKLES] 61 00:02:34,736 --> 00:02:36,646 "A stately pleasure-dome decree." 62 00:02:36,652 --> 00:02:38,347 You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. 63 00:02:38,361 --> 00:02:39,585 Maybe things are getting better. 64 00:02:39,622 --> 00:02:41,153 - [PERSON] Renetti. - Yeah. 65 00:02:41,671 --> 00:02:44,016 This is for '65, fuckhead. 66 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:45,779 [SINGER] ♪ If you want it ♪ 67 00:02:45,812 --> 00:02:48,287 ♪ If you want it, baby ♪ 68 00:02:48,303 --> 00:02:49,906 ♪ Get on it, ah! ♪ 69 00:02:50,189 --> 00:02:51,275 ♪ If you want it ♪ 70 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:53,312 [RICHIE] I think we got the shot. 71 00:02:53,703 --> 00:02:54,740 - [PERSON] Whoo. - [PERSON 2] Thank you. 72 00:02:54,745 --> 00:02:56,339 - [BAMBI] Good match, everyone. - Hey. 73 00:02:56,672 --> 00:02:58,339 - Killer forehand, bro. - Thanks, man. 74 00:02:58,362 --> 00:03:00,242 Nice work, boys, nice work. 75 00:03:00,276 --> 00:03:01,986 This issue's gonna be huge. 76 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:05,667 Our readers love a clean-cut sportsman or two. 77 00:03:05,814 --> 00:03:06,975 [TINA] Sorry I'm late. 78 00:03:07,003 --> 00:03:08,725 Got caught arguing ad rates with Kotex. 79 00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:10,599 I hope you didn't cave to those terrorists. 80 00:03:10,633 --> 00:03:13,112 Tampax will pay us double for exclusivity. 81 00:03:13,154 --> 00:03:14,496 That would mean breaking our contract. 82 00:03:14,531 --> 00:03:17,029 Oh, well, they might try and wiggle out themselves 83 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:20,094 if the environment is inhospitable. 84 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:22,046 I guess I'll get creative. 85 00:03:22,074 --> 00:03:23,366 I guess you will. 86 00:03:23,908 --> 00:03:26,502 Another masterpiece, Ricardo. 87 00:03:29,338 --> 00:03:31,066 [RICHIE] Honestly, you didn't miss much. 88 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:34,229 Prigger special, rackets, dick, oh, look, there's a lady. 89 00:03:34,243 --> 00:03:35,397 - She's in power. - The usual. 90 00:03:35,444 --> 00:03:37,322 Last chance, Richie, okay? 91 00:03:37,346 --> 00:03:38,994 The boys are coming, too. It's gonna be fun. 92 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:41,331 Uh, me and Danny still have some work we need to finish up. 93 00:03:41,359 --> 00:03:42,422 You go on ahead. 94 00:03:42,821 --> 00:03:44,312 Hold on. What's happening here? 95 00:03:44,361 --> 00:03:46,775 We're hitting the Palomino to watch the Battle of the Sexes. 96 00:03:46,856 --> 00:03:49,427 - It's the event of the year. - Ooh, I'm racing home to watch. 97 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,170 I wouldn't miss Billie Jean for the world. 98 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:53,086 - Did I tell you... - About your chance encounters 99 00:03:53,095 --> 00:03:54,534 on the junior-tennis circuit? 100 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:55,843 Holmby Hills in '62. 101 00:03:55,878 --> 00:03:58,083 Well, don't forget Toluca Lake in '65. 102 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,503 She complimented my skort. 103 00:03:59,535 --> 00:04:01,721 - Wow. - You know, I like tennis. 104 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:04,262 - Oh, I would've invited you. - [RICHIE] She would've said no. 105 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:06,340 - Yeah, you do always say no. - Okay, maybe lately. 106 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:08,055 That doesn't mean I don't want to be invited. 107 00:04:08,077 --> 00:04:10,210 Yeah, but you're ascending to the corporate plane, 108 00:04:10,245 --> 00:04:12,478 leaving us mortals behind, but we're very proud of you. 109 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:15,892 I'm still here, on the fun plane, being fun. 110 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:17,754 - Let's watch here! - [SHELLY] Oh. 111 00:04:17,768 --> 00:04:19,784 [TINA] It'll be great. Just like old times. 112 00:04:19,866 --> 00:04:22,364 Uh, t-that's actually a bad idea. 113 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:25,401 Yeah, fancy new offices, plush carpet, our bosses... 114 00:04:25,428 --> 00:04:28,291 Are out of here and done giving us unnecessary feedback. 115 00:04:28,438 --> 00:04:29,557 I'm in charge. 116 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:33,042 Good Time Tina says watch party at Bottom Dollar! 117 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:36,105 [ALL CHEERING] 118 00:04:36,338 --> 00:04:38,492 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 119 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:39,850 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:41,809 [SINGER] ♪ What you want ♪ 121 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:44,146 ♪ ♪ 122 00:04:44,188 --> 00:04:46,602 ♪ See it in motion ♪ 123 00:04:46,637 --> 00:04:47,717 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:49,744 ♪ Hear her talk ♪ 125 00:04:49,852 --> 00:04:51,554 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:54,056 ♪ You got to sell the notion ♪ 127 00:04:54,256 --> 00:04:55,758 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:55,901 --> 00:04:58,360 ♪ That you want to follow her ♪ 129 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,281 ♪ Wherever she goes ♪ 130 00:05:00,329 --> 00:05:03,399 - [JOYCE CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - Well, look at you. You look sharp. 131 00:05:03,465 --> 00:05:05,039 - Thank you. - [DOUG CHUCKLES] 132 00:05:05,118 --> 00:05:07,304 My outfit's the opening volley on my panel remarks. 133 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,602 I'm thinking of saying, "I'm here to talk female demographics, 134 00:05:10,628 --> 00:05:12,439 but I'm also quite fun." 135 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:14,250 Oh, right, your, uh, chitchat thing, huh? 136 00:05:14,293 --> 00:05:15,649 - [CLEARS THROAT] - You mean me forging 137 00:05:15,702 --> 00:05:17,985 essential bonds with other professional women? 138 00:05:18,545 --> 00:05:21,064 Shouldn't you be forging some fiscal bonds of your own? 139 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,508 No need. 140 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:23,846 What happened? 141 00:05:23,864 --> 00:05:26,209 Nothing. I just don't have to hustle for buyers. They came to me. 142 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:28,073 What, in the 30 minutes it took me to change? 143 00:05:28,116 --> 00:05:29,708 That's enough time to fuck things up 144 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:30,893 but not make things good? 145 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:33,775 Look, concierge had a stack of these for me at check-in. 146 00:05:33,993 --> 00:05:35,663 My room is full of fruit baskets. 147 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,966 Everybody wants in. 148 00:05:37,018 --> 00:05:39,441 So all I have to do is play London off of Paris, 149 00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:41,899 gin up some old grudges from the war, you know, Europe shit. 150 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:43,472 We'll set our own price. 151 00:05:44,974 --> 00:05:46,375 Doug, this is incredible. 152 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,502 Yeah, if I can get all these deals done before dinner, 153 00:05:48,546 --> 00:05:50,776 I can get on the last Greyhound to Los Angeles. 154 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:52,181 The bus? 155 00:05:53,382 --> 00:05:54,516 Yeah. 156 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:57,720 I'm tired, Joyce. 157 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,123 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 158 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:05,076 It's possible, verging on probable, 159 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:07,463 that I have underappreciated your contributions. 160 00:06:07,762 --> 00:06:11,864 What? You underappreciated me? No. 161 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,689 You brought Constance in. You pitched her the global vision, 162 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,981 and now you're about to make it happen. I mean, 163 00:06:17,742 --> 00:06:19,343 you should run the thing. 164 00:06:19,465 --> 00:06:21,022 Is that something you'd even want? 165 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:25,956 To run an international publishing empire? Me? 166 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:28,851 - [BOTH] Yeah. - That'd be mildly appealing, I guess. 167 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:30,997 But, you know, Connie's the big boss on this, 168 00:06:31,053 --> 00:06:33,747 - and she'd have to get on board. - No. No, she's been deferring to me 169 00:06:33,789 --> 00:06:35,252 on everything Minx. 170 00:06:35,488 --> 00:06:38,321 I assure you I will make my strongest case. 171 00:06:39,361 --> 00:06:41,680 - Well, that's a lot of travel. - [CHUCKLES] 172 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,999 [CHUCKLES] I just don't know where I would call home. 173 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,895 Would it be Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Monaco? [LAUGHS] 174 00:06:47,903 --> 00:06:49,903 I think London is less debauched, 175 00:06:49,938 --> 00:06:51,519 and, also, it's commonly acknowledged 176 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:53,268 to be the center of international publishing, 177 00:06:53,317 --> 00:06:55,129 which would be none of my business, 178 00:06:55,157 --> 00:06:57,697 because off American soil, Minx would be yours. 179 00:06:57,746 --> 00:06:59,012 Ah. 180 00:06:59,426 --> 00:07:00,852 - [CHUCKLES] - [RIGGS] Well, I get along very well 181 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,285 - with a lot of girls. - [LAUGHTER] 182 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:05,652 [BILLIE] I don't think you give us credit for having any brains. 183 00:07:05,715 --> 00:07:08,458 Billie's gonna wipe that smug smile off his face. 184 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,625 I'm loving this. 185 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,631 I'm rooting for the plucky lesbian, too. 186 00:07:11,652 --> 00:07:13,870 Oh, whoa, whoa. [CHUCKLES] Billie's happily married. 187 00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:15,837 Her husband's a hunky blonde. 188 00:07:16,223 --> 00:07:18,451 Right. Sorry, I'm new to women's tennis. 189 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:20,030 [TINA] It's a Good Time Tina recipe. 190 00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:21,267 What are the measurements? 191 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:22,538 Pour until there's nothing left. 192 00:07:22,644 --> 00:07:23,644 [LAUGHTER] 193 00:07:23,663 --> 00:07:24,911 This whole thing's a joke. 194 00:07:25,129 --> 00:07:26,932 Men are better at sports than women, okay? 195 00:07:26,972 --> 00:07:28,764 I'm sorry. I'm not pretending they're not. 196 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,667 Billie Jean's not just a woman. 197 00:07:30,681 --> 00:07:32,591 She's the best of her generation. 198 00:07:32,654 --> 00:07:34,950 I could return that serve with my hands behind my back. 199 00:07:34,978 --> 00:07:37,146 - [SCOFFS] Oh, really? - [DUSTIN] Yeah. 200 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,401 Okay, prove it. 201 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:41,043 - Prove it? - Yeah, prove it... 202 00:07:41,057 --> 00:07:43,826 outside, right now, my serve. 203 00:07:43,993 --> 00:07:44,993 Hmm. 204 00:07:46,221 --> 00:07:49,697 - Hands behind my back, lady. - [SCOFFS] 205 00:07:49,698 --> 00:07:52,134 [ANNOUNCER] ... Astrodome, it's the Battle of the Sexes... 206 00:07:52,253 --> 00:07:54,695 Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs. 207 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:58,159 [SINGER] ♪ Anything you can do I can be part of ♪ 208 00:07:58,264 --> 00:07:59,712 [PHIL] My money's on Dustin. 209 00:07:59,775 --> 00:08:01,825 There is no beating testosterone. 210 00:08:01,846 --> 00:08:03,253 How's he gonna hold the racket? 211 00:08:03,302 --> 00:08:04,352 Telekinesis? 212 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,632 Wasn't on his résumé. 213 00:08:05,681 --> 00:08:07,655 The only special skill he listed was "abs." 214 00:08:07,676 --> 00:08:08,879 [PHIL] Hmm. 215 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,486 ♪ ♪ 216 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:12,651 Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec. 217 00:08:12,688 --> 00:08:14,089 It's a darkroom thing. 218 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:16,492 ♪ ♪ 219 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:20,462 - [ALL CHEERING] - [DUSTIN] Hey. 220 00:08:20,663 --> 00:08:22,888 - Huh? Huh? - Whoa. 221 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,945 He should've listed that as a special skill. 222 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,150 [DUSTIN] Little party trick from my Chico days. 223 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,159 You think this is the first time I've seen a penis 224 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:31,636 stuffed someplace it doesn't belong? I got two boys. 225 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,923 Come on, love-all. 226 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:35,711 - All right. - [BAMBI] Whoo, Shelly! 227 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:37,932 - [PERSON] Tough talk. - Thank you. 228 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,481 [PERSON] Tough talk. 229 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:43,519 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] 230 00:08:43,719 --> 00:08:44,920 [SHELLY GRUNTS] 231 00:08:44,971 --> 00:08:47,156 - [DUSTIN GRUNTS] Oh, shit. - [CROWD SHOUTS] 232 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,260 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [BAMBI] Whoo. 233 00:08:48,281 --> 00:08:50,114 - [DUSTIN] Get the racket. - You maim the official, 234 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:51,668 - that's a forfeit. - That was out, 235 00:08:51,675 --> 00:08:52,675 - second serve. - No, that wasn't out. 236 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:55,817 - What, are you calling me a liar? - Yeah, 'cause it was not out. [CHUCKLES] 237 00:08:56,158 --> 00:08:58,834 - Second serve, toots. - Don't call me toots, asshole. 238 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,741 Oh, God. 239 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,372 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 240 00:09:03,592 --> 00:09:05,708 [BAMBI] It's okay. You got this. 241 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,143 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 242 00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:10,251 - [JJ] You got this. - What is he doing? 243 00:09:11,012 --> 00:09:14,135 - Come on, wrap it up. - I'm... I'm wrapping it. I'm wrapping it. 244 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,483 - Can you hurry it up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:19,036 Here we go. 246 00:09:19,263 --> 00:09:21,757 ♪ ♪ 247 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,089 - [SHELLY GRUNTS] - [PERSON] Yes! 248 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,812 - [DUSTIN GRUNTS] - [PERSON 2] Yeah! 249 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,255 [BOTH GRUNT] 250 00:09:28,297 --> 00:09:29,619 - [CHEERING] - [BAMBI] Yeah! 251 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:31,001 - Point. - For me. 252 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:32,969 The challenge was return the serve. 253 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,391 I did. I win for men. 254 00:09:35,437 --> 00:09:37,906 - Men! - [CROWD JEERING] 255 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:39,712 What? 256 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,135 - No. No, no, no. - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 257 00:09:42,211 --> 00:09:43,718 Men! Men! Men! Men! 258 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,147 - [DUSTIN] Uh... - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 259 00:09:45,414 --> 00:09:47,488 [CHUCKLES] Guys, I, uh... 260 00:09:47,696 --> 00:09:49,752 - I might be in trouble. - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 261 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:53,051 [PERSON] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Meet the New Woman, 262 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:56,156 all-new women's magazine for the new woman. 263 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:57,616 Please take your seats. 264 00:09:57,748 --> 00:09:59,488 Hello. Checking in. 265 00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:01,771 - It's Joyce P... - Of course, Ms. Prigger. 266 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,380 Green lanyard for speakers. 267 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,467 Ooh, so official. Thank you. 268 00:10:06,802 --> 00:10:08,156 [SOFTLY] Thank you. 269 00:10:09,144 --> 00:10:11,130 Would you mind? 270 00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:12,721 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 271 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:15,686 My pleasure, Beatrice. Anything for a reader. 272 00:10:15,811 --> 00:10:17,470 This was a good one. 273 00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:19,910 - They're all good, Ms. Prigger. - Stop. [CHUCKLES] 274 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,886 Um, have my fellow New Women checked in? 275 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,592 I'd love to coordinate a group photo. 276 00:10:23,609 --> 00:10:25,455 - Oh, yes, right there. - Thank you. 277 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:28,524 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 278 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,792 ♪ ♪ 279 00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,472 [GEORGE] Joyce. 280 00:10:31,822 --> 00:10:34,105 - George. - I can't turn around 281 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:35,907 without seeing your smiling face. 282 00:10:35,978 --> 00:10:37,566 Success agrees with you. 283 00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:40,079 Uh, you're here for my-my panel? 284 00:10:40,102 --> 00:10:42,660 Sort of. Uh, my monthly is up there. 285 00:10:42,704 --> 00:10:45,589 I left New York magazine, started my own. 286 00:10:46,008 --> 00:10:48,073 - [JOYCE] Gal! - [CHUCKLES] 287 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:50,024 - Exclamation mark and everything. - [LAUGHING] Yeah. 288 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:52,272 Oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed that on the stands. 289 00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:53,391 Oh, we're still in the growth mode... 290 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,262 you know, test issues in select cities. 291 00:10:55,317 --> 00:10:56,810 - Great response so far. - Oh. 292 00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:58,840 Boy, have women been waiting for someone to figure out 293 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,368 how to combine the personal and political, make it fun. 294 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:03,126 Gee, I hadn't noticed. 295 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,609 Fellas, meet the famous Joyce Prigger. 296 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:07,462 - [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY] - [GEORGE] Meet your fellow panelists. 297 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:09,596 Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady. 298 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:11,352 Gerald Scott, What Women Wear. 299 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,417 Blaine Peters, Good Woman, Better Kitchen. 300 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,040 Better than what? 301 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,404 [LAUGHTER] 302 00:11:17,653 --> 00:11:18,965 Quite the lineup. [CHUCKLES] 303 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,176 Uh, George, I promise I'll take it easy on you. 304 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:23,352 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not speaking. 305 00:11:23,412 --> 00:11:24,591 My editor is. 306 00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:29,574 - Joyce, look at you in that dress. - Maggie, 307 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:32,205 - this is unexpected. - [BEATRICE] We're about to begin, 308 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,447 if you'll please take your seats. 309 00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:34,724 - [JOYCE CHUCKLES] - Uh, Joyce. 310 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,334 I was hoping that we could have a second to chat, 311 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,894 - you know, clear the air. - Oh, we're needed onstage. 312 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:46,174 [DOUG] Nah, if Italy wants in, add another zero, my friend, 313 00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,343 - and then we can talk. - A zero? 314 00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:51,220 Ma che cazzo dici. Doug, that's insanity. 315 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:54,071 Well, Berlin does not think so. They think it's fair. 316 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:55,820 - Oh, come on. - [DOUG] Do me a favor. 317 00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:58,558 Find me when you're ready to play with the big boys, okay? 318 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:01,262 - Come on. - No, you come on. Be fucking serious. 319 00:12:01,717 --> 00:12:05,408 At Minx, when we consider ads, we start with the premise 320 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:07,621 that there's nothing wrong with women, 321 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:10,371 - and diet pills don't check that box. - [CHUCKLES] 322 00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:12,610 You disagree, Marshall? 323 00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:16,906 At Healthy Lady, we run ads that are relevant to women's lives. 324 00:12:17,186 --> 00:12:21,314 I know that the main gal at Gal! feels the same. 325 00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:23,002 Like it or not, 326 00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:25,338 women are interested in losing weight. 327 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:27,813 That feels reductive. 328 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,247 Seems like the ladies 329 00:12:29,273 --> 00:12:31,113 - disagree on this one. - [CROWD MURMURS] 330 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,745 [MAGGIE] Joyce, I know that you... 331 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:37,950 Minx maintains a high-minded approach in some areas, 332 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,511 but research shows women want diet pills. 333 00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:43,085 That sells. 334 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:46,647 I don't know, Maggie. My magazine just cracked three million, 335 00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:48,309 and we didn't have to convince women 336 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:51,853 that their bodies were a problem in need of fixing to get there. 337 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,228 Uh-oh, the claws are coming out. 338 00:12:55,237 --> 00:12:57,606 [LAUGHTER] 339 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,954 [RICHIE SIGHS] Oh, my dinner's in there. 340 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,237 - What happened? - The male ego. 341 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,995 He was proving that men are superior, 342 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:07,298 and he nailed it. 343 00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:08,741 How you doing, Dustin? 344 00:13:08,785 --> 00:13:10,499 [DUSTIN] She said the cold would make it shrink, 345 00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:12,546 - but it's starting to burn. - Where have you been? 346 00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:14,680 [SHELLY] Whoo! Yes! 347 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:17,443 - Bow down, Bobby, bow down! - [OBJECT SHATTERS] 348 00:13:17,487 --> 00:13:18,887 I need to handle whatever that is. 349 00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,802 Ugh! Gross. 350 00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,945 Is that glue? Uh, Danny spilled some... 351 00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,580 You've really got to get in there. That was a lot of glass breaking. 352 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,723 [SIGHS] I don't know what you and Danny have been up to, 353 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,971 but these are your models, too, so fix this. 354 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,332 - Please. - [BAMBI GRUNTS] 355 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,172 Oh. 356 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:38,735 Pick around the glue, basically fine. 357 00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:44,385 Oh, who won? 358 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:47,158 Who won that set, Phil? Say it, punk. 359 00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:49,232 - [PHIL, SOFTLY] Billie Jean. - [SHELLY] No, louder, Phil. 360 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,587 - [PHIL] Billie Jean. - [SHELLY] That's right. 361 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,835 Goddamn right! Only one more to go. 362 00:13:52,861 --> 00:13:55,310 - [LAUGHS] - Yay, Billie Jean. 363 00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:56,841 Maybe we celebrate her on the ground. 364 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,065 No lady business from you. 365 00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,508 This is tennis time right now, okay? 366 00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,178 I don't want your big-eye lady smiles. 367 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,639 Get out of here. 368 00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:04,992 [BAMBI] What's our next move, boss? 369 00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:06,475 [TINA] I don't know. Um... 370 00:14:06,697 --> 00:14:08,385 Wait a second. Are you shadowing me? 371 00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:10,809 Jumped off the Doug bus onto the Tina train? 372 00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:12,899 Yes. 373 00:14:13,205 --> 00:14:15,261 It's just... you're always calm in the eye of the storm, 374 00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,447 and I got so invested in Club Minx, 375 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:19,319 I just want to be cool, like you. 376 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:21,042 I don't want to be your role model. 377 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,467 I just want to have fun. 378 00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,261 Why won't anyone let me have fun? 379 00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,780 Oh, come on, look at that drop shot! 380 00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:28,363 Oh, do you love that? 381 00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,637 - So, uh, Lenny at home or... - [LAUGHING] 382 00:14:31,153 --> 00:14:33,514 [TINA] ... the office, in case you needed to call? 383 00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:36,540 An aggressive woman on the court, taking what she wants! 384 00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:37,975 - I mean, look at this. - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 385 00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:39,357 First, she rips you off, 386 00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:41,447 then she tells you you're doing it wrong. 387 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,546 [GERALD] Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie. 388 00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:45,776 You don't even give out circulation numbers, 389 00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:48,015 and we all know what that means. 390 00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,379 - [LAUGHTER] - Well, we're new... 391 00:14:49,451 --> 00:14:50,770 an emerging voice. 392 00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:53,726 - More like a whisper. - [LAUGHTER] 393 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,291 [JOYCE STAMMERS] 394 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,033 Yes, Gal! has some creative overlap with Minx, 395 00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:03,619 but Maggie's also bringing a different perspective, 396 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,845 which is something I find thrilling. 397 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,250 - [CROWD MURMURS] - What? 398 00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:10,965 [JOYCE] This is a women's magazine panel. 399 00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,852 Maggie belongs here. It's you I'm not so sure about. 400 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,740 - [CROWD MURMURS] - Watch yourself, missy. 401 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:17,735 He's been doing this since before you were born. 402 00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:20,113 - Well, maybe that's the problem. - [LAUGHTER] 403 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:23,018 [UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYS] 404 00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:25,721 ♪ ♪ 405 00:15:26,054 --> 00:15:27,845 You sure you want to risk that dough? 406 00:15:28,056 --> 00:15:30,705 You're gonna need it if you want a shot at Minx, bud. 407 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,233 [CHUCKLING] Hit me. 408 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:34,711 Oh! 409 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,723 [LAUGHS] Lady Luck! 410 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,365 [LAUGHS] I got it today. 411 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:42,784 Why is it when you see two women stepping into power, 412 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,723 your first instinct is to pit them against each other? 413 00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:47,358 - That is not what's... - Well, I can only assume 414 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,098 - it's because they're afraid. - [CROWD MURMURS] 415 00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:52,029 [ANNOUNCER] Billie Jean King is brimming with confidence. 416 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:54,915 - [SHELLY] Old Man River's not getting to that. - [CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 417 00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:56,918 Yes! You can do it! 418 00:15:56,952 --> 00:16:00,040 - [PERSON] Come on! Come on! - [CHEERING CONTINUES] 419 00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:04,676 Is that why you don't have a single woman listed here, 420 00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:08,778 but you do have five Johns on your editorial staff? 421 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,883 - What do you have over there? - Three Peters and two Pauls. 422 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,062 - And not even one Mary. - [LAUGHTER] 423 00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:16,641 I'll have you know we've invested heavily 424 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,662 in several women who left us in the lurch 425 00:16:18,714 --> 00:16:20,656 by going off and having babies. 426 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,562 Well, it sounds to me like they wanted to look after 427 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,257 one whining infant instead of an office full of them. 428 00:16:25,514 --> 00:16:27,698 Mothers want to be at home with their babies. 429 00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,001 Just ask my wife. 430 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,695 Oh, there are a lot of things I'd like to ask your wife, Blaine. 431 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,052 [CLICKS TONGUE] That ain't one of them. 432 00:16:33,087 --> 00:16:35,249 [ANNOUNCER] Match point. Beautiful. 433 00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:36,796 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TV] 434 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,628 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND LAUGHING WILDLY] 435 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:48,603 [RICHIE AND DANNY LAUGHING] 436 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,372 Tell me you dealt with the dick. 437 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:52,490 In-in a way, yes. 438 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:53,680 - [LAUGHS] - [TINA] What the... 439 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,566 [RICHIE] JJ had a lot of advice 440 00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,796 on the smartest way to handle the problem, 441 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,224 so I suggested that we use the scientific method 442 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,666 to see if we can duplicate the results. 443 00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,654 - And we did. - [LAUGHTER] 444 00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:07,022 It's not funny. 445 00:17:07,389 --> 00:17:09,293 You wish your dicks were big enough to get stuck. 446 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,455 Yeah, it was a lot of that. 447 00:17:10,504 --> 00:17:12,540 [LAUGHING] Men are so dumb. 448 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,029 [RICHIE AND DANNY SNICKER] 449 00:17:14,362 --> 00:17:16,200 [JOYCE] Is it bad to say that was fun? 450 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,110 Oh, my God, the look on Marshall's face 451 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,608 when you asked for his home address... 452 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,736 What? He promised to start hiring female staffers. 453 00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:24,709 The ladies need a place to send their résumés. 454 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,411 - Oh, my God, I miss this. - [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 455 00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:29,153 Look, what... what happened in New York... 456 00:17:29,202 --> 00:17:30,727 [JOYCE] Oh, no, it's behind us. It's... 457 00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:32,519 It's just so good to see you. 458 00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:34,771 I finally have a friend I can actually talk to. 459 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,541 [DOUG] Can I have a word, Prigger, please, alone? 460 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,192 [JOYCE] Pardon my male counterpart. 461 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:41,334 Oh, right. Okay. [CHUCKLES] 462 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,824 - What? - Do you hate me? 463 00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,127 Is that it? Do you hate me? 464 00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:45,834 No, I've even taken to complimenting you 465 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,366 - behind your back. - [DOUG] Oh, you have? 466 00:17:47,436 --> 00:17:49,731 Then why are you sabotaging me? I don't understand. 467 00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:50,816 [JOYCE] What? 468 00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:53,152 [DOUG] The panel... what the hell was that? 469 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,273 An hour ago, Gal! was nothing, right? 470 00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:00,225 But then you take the spotlight that is directly on us, 471 00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:02,507 - and you move it right on them. - [SCOFFS] 472 00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:04,141 [DOUG] Why? No, there's room for more 473 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,462 than one woman-led magazine. 474 00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:07,255 Then why do I have a bunch of European buyers 475 00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,284 who all of a sudden have cold feet? 476 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,680 You made them think that there was a cheap alternative. 477 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,298 Come on, Maggie's not our competition. 478 00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,856 - Well, she is now... - [SCOFFS] 479 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,426 - [DOUG] ... because of you. - Mm-hmm. 480 00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:19,473 So fix this. Play the game. 481 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,633 What is the point in being number one 482 00:18:21,677 --> 00:18:24,226 - if you can't change how the game is played? Doug... - I can't do this with you right now. 483 00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:26,518 - Oh, my God. - [DOUG] Just fix it. 484 00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:29,704 [SLOT MACHINE CRANKING, COIN CLATTERS] 485 00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:31,854 - Come on! - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 486 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:34,409 - [BELL RINGING] - Back on the schneid! 487 00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:39,952 First female president this decade... 488 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,938 I would bet my kids' lives on it. 489 00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,617 [LENNY] Shell, sweetheart, how you doing? 490 00:18:43,618 --> 00:18:45,077 - Oh, it's my hubby! - [LENNY] You okay? All right. 491 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,538 [SHELLY] Hi! [LAUGHS] 492 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,558 Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of. 493 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,019 He can save the penises. 494 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,564 Well, strictly above the neck here. 495 00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:54,847 Oh, but we've got a whole car full of drugs. 496 00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:56,867 We hand them out to our friends at dinner parties. 497 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,765 [LENNY] Ooh, shh! Warning... career jeopardy. 498 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:01,161 - I would never do that. - He's so supportive. 499 00:19:01,202 --> 00:19:02,805 He's just like Billie Jean's Larry. 500 00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,388 [CLEARS THROAT] You know what? Why don't I run to the car? 501 00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:06,308 I'll get my bag, see if I can help you fellas out, okay? 502 00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,437 Uh, do... do you guys have some latex gloves? 503 00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:11,183 Oh, we should have some left over from the naked-nurses shoot, 504 00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,640 which I will go get. 505 00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:15,040 - I'll come with you. - [TINA] No. 506 00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:18,109 Do you feel it? Do you feel it? It's the year of the woman. 507 00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,055 [RICHIE] Now. 508 00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,001 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - Oh. 509 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,590 That's our money shot. 510 00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,022 [TINA] What the hell is this? 511 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,531 [BOWL CLATTERS] 512 00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,710 Are you shooting food porn? 513 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,631 General Mills loved my portfolio, okay? 514 00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,599 They asked me if I could take a swing 515 00:19:36,638 --> 00:19:38,573 at bringing my signature look 516 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,447 to their novelty-cereal line. 517 00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:41,829 On spec? 518 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,167 [SIGHS] I need a creative outlet, okay? 519 00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:48,126 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 520 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,121 - What if this is my calling? - This? 521 00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:53,077 Tiny marshmallows never jammed tennis rackets on their cocks. 522 00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,634 Okay. 523 00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:58,246 As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. 524 00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,861 As managing editor, I have to tell you, 525 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,297 you're in breach of contract. 526 00:20:02,357 --> 00:20:03,992 You're exclusive to Minx. 527 00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,995 Wow. 528 00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:09,489 - Okay, good to know. - On spec? 529 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:11,282 Have I taught you nothing? 530 00:20:12,489 --> 00:20:14,150 [SINGER] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 531 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:15,611 [CHORUS] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 532 00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:19,080 [SINGER] ♪ From Monday morning till Friday night ♪ 533 00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:22,384 ♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪ 534 00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:24,586 [MAGGIE LAUGHS] 535 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:27,129 Really went for the jugular back there. 536 00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:29,193 Give a guy some warning. 537 00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:32,403 I apologize if I was pointed, but I stand by what I said. 538 00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:34,756 I never would've agreed to help you with your little show 539 00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:36,602 if I'd known it was gonna go down like that. 540 00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:40,235 Right. Our little show. 541 00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:43,074 Maggie told me you were on the same page. 542 00:20:43,772 --> 00:20:46,633 I guess we, uh, strayed from the... the plan, 543 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,172 - uh, a bit. - [MARSHALL] A bit? 544 00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:49,844 What happened to me lighting the match? 545 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,444 Get the conference buzzing? 546 00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:55,398 - I guess we took it in another direction. - Huh. 547 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,269 Well, next time leave me out of it. 548 00:20:57,285 --> 00:20:59,154 I didn't come here to be embarrassed. 549 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:02,457 Neither did I. 550 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:05,560 ♪ ♪ 551 00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:08,833 You were right. Gal!'s a problem. 552 00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:11,781 Great. Finally. Let's get you talking to France, okay? 553 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,644 The guy's a... well, he's a bit of a perv, 554 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,638 - so if there's anything you can do... - What? No, that's disgusting. 555 00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:17,018 I have a different idea. 556 00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:18,883 If it has a whiff of kumbaya... 557 00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:22,091 No, actually, I was thinking of something a little more aggressive. 558 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:25,879 Ugh. 559 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:27,636 This isn't gonna hurt one bit, 560 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,076 and even if it did, I know you're gonna be so tough. 561 00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:32,254 You, uh, have a great bedside manner... 562 00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:33,976 very cool under pressure. 563 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:37,000 Well, I recently went through a male-dance-revue-related heartbreak, 564 00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:38,793 so I'm exploring nonattachment. 565 00:21:38,836 --> 00:21:40,577 - I'm studying the Tina method. - Hmm. 566 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,327 Smart going with the ten gauge. 567 00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,601 - It's good for increased... - Maneuverability? 568 00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:46,132 - [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - How did you know that? 569 00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:47,943 Well, I did background work on MASH. 570 00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:49,780 I was Hot Lips' hotter protégée, 571 00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:51,731 but then I died in a submarine accident. 572 00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,627 - In a land war? - Yeah, they never take my notes. 573 00:21:54,642 --> 00:21:56,437 [SHELLY] Aw. Friends. 574 00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:57,889 [TINA] Tell me this is gonna work. 575 00:21:57,924 --> 00:22:00,505 Well, assuming phalluses respond exactly like molars, 576 00:22:00,548 --> 00:22:01,738 we're in business. 577 00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:03,215 - [JJ] Hell, no. No, no, no, no! - [DUSTIN] No, absolutely not. 578 00:22:03,216 --> 00:22:05,377 You're not gonna stick that up my dick... you're a dentist! 579 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,633 Wow, wow, wow, not too bad. 580 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,257 - [UGO] Pretty good. - [MAGGIE GIGGLES] 581 00:22:09,457 --> 00:22:10,694 Deal me in. 582 00:22:10,721 --> 00:22:12,548 Oh, thank God you're here. 583 00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:15,729 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - Oh, don't sell yourself short. 584 00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:22,543 I am so glad that we've reconnected. 585 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,475 You know, I had a feeling we would. 586 00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:27,467 If we could get past sophomore year, we can survive anything. 587 00:22:27,475 --> 00:22:28,692 Right? 588 00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:30,318 I mean, we've been friends forever. 589 00:22:30,362 --> 00:22:32,715 - Nothing could ever change that. - [MAGGIE] Mm. 590 00:22:32,747 --> 00:22:35,550 [FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 591 00:22:35,717 --> 00:22:38,520 ♪ ♪ 592 00:22:38,753 --> 00:22:40,184 Can you believe those men? 593 00:22:40,237 --> 00:22:42,599 It is so desperate to pit us against each other. 594 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,637 [SCOFFS] They're the worst. 595 00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:47,362 I will raise. 596 00:22:47,695 --> 00:22:49,483 It's like you said... they're threatened 597 00:22:49,531 --> 00:22:51,652 when they see two strong women supporting each other. 598 00:22:51,699 --> 00:22:53,856 And if we can't be there for each other, then who will? 599 00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:55,247 Right? 600 00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:57,110 All-in. 601 00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:00,241 Why not? 602 00:23:05,213 --> 00:23:06,573 [JOYCE] Oh. Well... 603 00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:08,638 Sorry. It's just beginner's luck. 604 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,676 - [CHUCKLES] - No, you deserved it. 605 00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:12,985 [GEORGE] Nicely played, Joyce. 606 00:23:13,054 --> 00:23:14,682 I guess you really are all grown-up. 607 00:23:14,756 --> 00:23:16,865 - Excited to be working with you again. - What? 608 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,920 Oh, meet our new owner and publisher. 609 00:23:19,235 --> 00:23:21,492 - We've been acquired. - [DOUG] Welcome to the family. 610 00:23:21,529 --> 00:23:23,031 - [CHUCKLES] - [GEORGE] Yeah. 611 00:23:23,231 --> 00:23:24,641 How wonderful. 612 00:23:24,912 --> 00:23:26,634 It was nice playing with you, Maggie. 613 00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:31,472 - [DOUG] See you. - [GEORGE] Yep. 614 00:23:33,374 --> 00:23:36,064 [BAMBI] Okay. Come on, be my brave boys. 615 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,399 [LENNY] You can have a lolly afterwards, 616 00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:40,358 if that'll make it better... you can choose the flavor. 617 00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:42,038 [JJ SIGHS] This is all Billie Jean's fault. 618 00:23:42,073 --> 00:23:44,400 - She's not even hot. - [SHELLY] How dare you? 619 00:23:44,531 --> 00:23:47,444 You know, you two have a lot of opinions and nothing else. 620 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:48,843 - But I... - No, no, the only things 621 00:23:48,852 --> 00:23:51,056 I should be hearing from you are, "Ow," 622 00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:52,561 "Sorry for ruining your night," 623 00:23:52,594 --> 00:23:54,354 and, "I should've been nicer to my mom," 624 00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:56,112 because if you spewed this much bullshit 625 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,370 in the half day being here, 626 00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:59,548 18 years must've been a fucking nightmare. 627 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,320 You're not good enough to string Billie Jean's racket... 628 00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:05,556 just two JV morons who jammed their only redeeming quality 629 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,183 into an aluminum tube. 630 00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:09,440 And women are supposed to find you sexy? 631 00:24:09,519 --> 00:24:11,365 [LAUGHS] Please. 632 00:24:11,446 --> 00:24:14,565 The only thing anyone here is feeling is pity. 633 00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:16,070 [JJ GROANS IN RELIEF] 634 00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:17,723 [RACKETS CLATTERING] 635 00:24:17,785 --> 00:24:19,682 - [JJ AND DUSTIN SIGH IN RELIEF] - [TINA CHUCKLES] 636 00:24:19,821 --> 00:24:22,537 [CONNIE] Wow, looks like I missed all the fun. 637 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:25,237 Tina, moment alone? 638 00:24:25,386 --> 00:24:27,629 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY] 639 00:24:27,795 --> 00:24:30,632 ♪ ♪ 640 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,830 [CLEARS THROAT] Between us, there was, like, 641 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:35,481 a ten-percent chance it was gonna make them sterile, so... 642 00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:36,906 [TINA] Let me explain what you say. 643 00:24:36,949 --> 00:24:38,339 [CONNIE] I know what I saw. 644 00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:41,113 I just came back to share some good news 645 00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,645 from our friends in Las Vegas. 646 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:46,466 And the last thing you expected was to come back to chaos. 647 00:24:46,547 --> 00:24:47,752 - [CONNIE] Well... - I lost control. 648 00:24:47,813 --> 00:24:51,141 And regained it. We work in media, not Buckingham Palace. 649 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:54,455 [CHUCKLES] I promise I'm not normally that mean to the models. 650 00:24:54,674 --> 00:24:56,904 - They probably deserved it. - Mm-hmm. 651 00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:58,592 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 652 00:24:58,654 --> 00:25:01,741 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 653 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,543 And yours. 654 00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:08,046 - Sounds good to me. - [SHELLY] That was incredible! 655 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,866 - Billie beat him! - It was. Yeah. 656 00:25:10,004 --> 00:25:12,192 Yeah, she can do whatever she wants. 657 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,481 - She's free. I just... - [GRUNTS] Sure bet. 658 00:25:15,569 --> 00:25:18,402 She came straight down, and she showed that Bobby Riggs... 659 00:25:18,437 --> 00:25:20,178 - [LENNY] Whoops, whoops, you all right? - [SHELLY] Yeah. 660 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,800 - [LENNY] Good? - [SHELLY] I'm okay. 661 00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:24,543 - [LENNY] Okay. - [SHELLY] You know she complimented my skort, right? 662 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,376 So Joyce can go off and write a book, 663 00:25:26,397 --> 00:25:27,979 but I glance at a marshmallow, 664 00:25:28,022 --> 00:25:30,140 and I'm history's greatest monster. Hmm. 665 00:25:30,454 --> 00:25:33,113 I don't get it. Are we not enough for you? 666 00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:35,326 [RICHIE SIGHS] No, it's not you. 667 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,031 This whole place has changed. 668 00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:39,682 Doug's bouncing around like some lost boy. 669 00:25:39,743 --> 00:25:42,181 Joyce doesn't listen to me anymore. Tina's all business. 670 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,989 I'm trying to get mine before it's too late. 671 00:25:45,549 --> 00:25:47,113 Well, what about me? 672 00:25:47,183 --> 00:25:49,344 You'll be fine. Everyone loves you. 673 00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,512 [SINGER] ♪ Oh, crazy ♪ 674 00:25:51,713 --> 00:25:53,214 [RICHIE SIGHS] 675 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,749 [SINGER] ♪ For thinking ♪ 676 00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:59,554 ♪ That my love could hold you ♪ 677 00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:02,623 ♪ ♪ 678 00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:08,930 ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 679 00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:10,932 [DOUG] Europe is ours. 680 00:26:11,232 --> 00:26:14,202 Minx is going global. [CHUCKLES] 681 00:26:14,482 --> 00:26:16,319 - [BOTH] Cheers. - [DOUG] It's unbelievable. 682 00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:17,797 I'm so impressed. 683 00:26:17,954 --> 00:26:20,377 Shifting gears from seller to buyer, 684 00:26:20,441 --> 00:26:22,389 buying up Gal! just to kill it, 685 00:26:22,443 --> 00:26:25,346 that's a big move, Joycey. 686 00:26:25,646 --> 00:26:27,582 I didn't know you had it in you. 687 00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:29,984 - Neither did I. - [DOUG CHUCKLES] 688 00:26:30,098 --> 00:26:32,987 ♪ ♪ 689 00:26:33,837 --> 00:26:35,507 Is it supposed to... 690 00:26:36,557 --> 00:26:39,058 to feel this, uh... 691 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,195 This what? Good? 692 00:26:41,462 --> 00:26:43,553 Yeah, that's the thrill of it. 693 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:47,201 And your pal Connie... she's over the fucking moon. 694 00:26:47,218 --> 00:26:50,792 - She loves this shit. - Yeah, she did sound pretty pleased. 695 00:26:51,105 --> 00:26:52,769 Yeah. 696 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,900 I don't know. This doesn't make me evil? 697 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,779 No. 698 00:26:58,012 --> 00:26:59,836 Makes you the queen. 699 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,650 [SINGER] ♪ Crazy... ♪ 700 00:27:04,252 --> 00:27:05,802 [JOYCE] Hit the tables? 701 00:27:05,951 --> 00:27:08,619 - No, we should go home. - Our rooms are comped. 702 00:27:08,623 --> 00:27:10,825 Nothing in Vegas is free. 703 00:27:11,092 --> 00:27:12,914 Let's leave while we're up. 704 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,097 Trust me. Let's leave while we're up. 705 00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:20,001 [SINGER] ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 706 00:27:20,268 --> 00:27:23,805 ♪ Crazy for crying ♪ 707 00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:29,844 ♪ Crazy for loving you ♪ 708 00:27:30,011 --> 00:27:32,947 ♪ ♪ 709 00:27:36,851 --> 00:27:39,554 ["GAMBLIN' MAN" PLAYS] 710 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,090 ♪ ♪ 711 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,724 [SINGER] ♪ I am the roving gambler ♪ 712 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,662 ♪ I've gambled all around ♪ 713 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:50,489 ♪ Wherever I meet with a deck of cards ♪ 714 00:27:50,517 --> 00:27:53,091 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 715 00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:55,700 ♪ Lay my money down ♪ 716 00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:58,842 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 717 00:27:59,723 --> 00:28:02,647 ♪ I've gambled down in Washington ♪ 718 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,278 ♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪ 719 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:08,161 ♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪ 720 00:28:08,216 --> 00:28:10,751 ♪ To gamble my last game ♪ 721 00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:13,654 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 722 00:28:13,711 --> 00:28:16,090 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 723 00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:18,104 ♪ ♪ 724 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:23,051 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 725 00:28:23,156 --> 00:28:25,451 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 726 00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:28,202 ♪ You know I love you well ♪ 727 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,056 ♪ But the love I have for this gambling man ♪ 728 00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:33,372 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 729 00:28:33,441 --> 00:28:36,144 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 730 00:28:36,263 --> 00:28:39,278 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 731 00:28:40,448 --> 00:28:42,683 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 732 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:45,317 ♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪ 733 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,989 ♪ If you see me coming back again ♪ 734 00:28:48,053 --> 00:28:50,625 ♪ I'll be with this gambling man ♪ 735 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,728 ♪ ♪