1 00:01:14,932 --> 00:01:16,593 INSPECTOR CHAN 2 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:52,763 SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS 3 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:05,947 Anyone else? 4 00:02:13,665 --> 00:02:16,293 Such a beautiful young lady... 5 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:19,834 ...and here she is, trapped in the station... 6 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:22,735 ...just for spitting? 7 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:26,640 Is this what has become of justice? 8 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:30,115 Has democracy gone berserk? 9 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:33,479 He is only Commissioner... 10 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,248 ...because he pays his dues to the Crocodile Gang. 11 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,424 And still you morons treat me like this? 12 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:43,226 Sorry, we didn't know she was your wife. 13 00:02:45,601 --> 00:02:47,329 Now you know, you ugly fucking...! 14 00:02:57,614 --> 00:03:01,679 What are you staring at? You want the address to my tailor? 15 00:03:07,725 --> 00:03:10,125 With assets like yours, 16 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:13,058 the movie theater's wouldn't be deserted on Sundays. 17 00:03:13,899 --> 00:03:16,408 So where's the, Limo? 18 00:03:26,711 --> 00:03:28,201 Back inside! 19 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,295 Call the guards! 20 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,070 Don't bother with that, Crocodile. 21 00:03:56,245 --> 00:04:01,790 While you were chatting with the law, your men decided they'd rather sign up with us. 22 00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:08,174 That's what you think! Go on, my boys, riddle his ass. 23 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:45,419 Wait just a minute. Remember when you came to my house for dinner? 24 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:56,171 Hey, Boss. 25 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,013 Sir... 26 00:05:06,757 --> 00:05:08,418 Please don't hurt me. 27 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,824 Not to worry. 28 00:05:11,429 --> 00:05:15,229 I would never harm a Lady. Run along, child! 29 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,662 You're too kind. 30 00:05:31,718 --> 00:05:35,286 Come down and clean up the mess! 31 00:06:52,374 --> 00:06:56,106 THE AXE GANG 32 00:06:58,281 --> 00:06:59,482 In a time of social unrest and disorder... 33 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:00,210 In a time of social unrest and disorder... 34 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:03,182 ...the gangs have moved in to consolidate their power. 35 00:07:03,354 --> 00:07:05,788 The most feared of them all is the Axe Gang. 36 00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:09,791 Only in the poorest districts, which hold no interest for the gangs... 37 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:11,622 ...can people live in peace. 38 00:07:14,131 --> 00:07:15,792 PIG STY ALLEY 39 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,247 One, two, three! 40 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,157 - Can you manage that, Coolie? - Easy! 41 00:07:59,282 --> 00:08:00,681 TAILOR 42 00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:06,420 NOODLES AND CONGEE 43 00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:30,537 - Donut, my cheque. - Here 44 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:35,711 - How much? - Uh-uh, It's all on the house! 45 00:08:35,922 --> 00:08:37,083 I like you, Donut. 46 00:08:37,258 --> 00:08:39,591 - It's nothing, not at all. - See ya. 47 00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:42,752 You know, I think I'll try and get the wife not to raise your rent this month. 48 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,162 - You're too kind. - Good day, Landlord! 49 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,225 Good morning, Landlord! 50 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:51,274 Oh, you so have grown up all of a sudden! 51 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,435 Come visit me and lets play doctor! 52 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:08,422 Landlord, what a delight to see you. 53 00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:10,083 What's to laugh about it? 54 00:09:10,261 --> 00:09:11,421 I haven't a clue...! 55 00:09:17,269 --> 00:09:22,814 It's too low. The slit has to be 9 inches high at least. Can you handle that? 56 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:24,799 Oh, I can handle it! 57 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,445 Oh, Look. A shooting star! 58 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,473 I thought you were a decent girl! 59 00:09:31,651 --> 00:09:35,348 You monster. Right in front of the tailors eyes! 60 00:09:37,491 --> 00:09:42,694 Jane, I just want to be friends! Stay here. Wait. 61 00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:49,089 I was only joking, Jane! 62 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:07,823 Mrs Slum Queen! 63 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,093 Hey, Landlady! 64 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:16,766 Did you forget to pay your taxes? There's no more water down here. 65 00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:32,386 Water doesn't just fall from the clouds, you know? 66 00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:35,750 You've got a pretty big mouth for someone who's four months behind on his rent. 67 00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:39,724 I was right in the middle of my monthly shampoo. I have a right to wash my hair. 68 00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,261 Oh, you are a trouble maker? 69 00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:44,455 From now on, no water on Monday's, Wednesday's and Friday's. 70 00:10:44,632 --> 00:10:47,567 And I'm rationing it, Tuesday's, Thursday's and Saturday's and that's, that. 71 00:10:47,735 --> 00:10:52,606 I've had it with your whining and complaining. Want everything free around here, assholes! 72 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:53,970 Is it late for a good morning, Landlady! 73 00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:58,376 Don't sweet talk me, you worm. You catch up on your rent, or I'll burn your store down. 74 00:10:59,115 --> 00:11:03,321 What? What's so funny? The same thing applies to you, you little faggot! 75 00:11:04,255 --> 00:11:08,214 All might and no brains! Why don't you get yourself a real job. 76 00:11:08,392 --> 00:11:11,589 Months overdue and not even a lousy "good morning." 77 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:14,671 You're gonna end up being a coolie your whole life. 78 00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:22,096 There's your shampoo, you little prick! 79 00:11:25,412 --> 00:11:27,845 Hey! I wanted those for breakfast, not for dinner 80 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:30,916 You see, there was this old women and I helped her across the street. 81 00:11:31,084 --> 00:11:33,848 - And what are you doing here? - Someone was complaining about perverts 82 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,252 Watching the girls shower. Did you see anyone? 83 00:11:36,424 --> 00:11:41,027 What? Don't point at me, you have no proof, empty baseless accusations. 84 00:11:43,097 --> 00:11:46,136 She is totally crazy. Completely of her rocking chair 85 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,300 Go away! 86 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,726 Can you teach me how to do that, sir? 87 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,198 Sure, lesson one! 88 00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:21,535 - Who do I do? - My boss. 89 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:25,370 Have a seat. 90 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:39,791 - There! That's fifty cents. - Are you kidding 91 00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,785 A perfect little trim? 92 00:13:42,064 --> 00:13:43,588 It's too stylish! 93 00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:46,628 Makes him look way to slick. 94 00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:49,152 Like a fruit cake. 95 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:59,809 Don't get all worked up, boss. He's an old buddy. Let me handle this. 96 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:05,482 He's boss of the notorious Axe Gang. See the tattoos on him? He'll kill us. 97 00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:08,490 Chiefs who command respect, should look like they come from the gutter, got that? 98 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,958 - No. - Course not, you're an idiot! 99 00:14:11,196 --> 00:14:14,758 But I like you, so give me what's in the till and we'll call it even. 100 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:15,991 No. Uh-huh! 101 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:22,036 Whoa! Hold the axes, boss! He's about to see the light. 102 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:27,772 Look, kid. I'm on your side. I'd hate to see your face get pushed in. 103 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:32,283 So how about we settle for a little less? Let's make it enough for a couple of drinks. 104 00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,614 Ah-ha, so your thing is extortion 105 00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:37,788 Hey, boss! 106 00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:46,795 Oh, he always does that, right before he butchers someone! 107 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,495 He's thinking about the coolest way to do it! 108 00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,003 I am not afraid. 109 00:14:51,173 --> 00:14:53,142 You may kill me. 110 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,710 But thousands more will spring up in my place. 111 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:03,182 You out there! If you want to wake the lord of the Axe Gang, 112 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:05,151 you're welcome to take a step forward. 113 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:09,925 Oh, so you want to be annihilated? 114 00:15:10,094 --> 00:15:13,155 Alright! You all know the rules. It's one at a time. 115 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:16,494 And I don't wanna see anyone trying to cheat. 116 00:15:16,869 --> 00:15:19,538 You! The onion Lady! Come here. 117 00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:27,219 Uh-huh, you think you're so tough? I'll tell you what, you take the first crack. Put it right here. 118 00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:32,283 Do you lift weights? 119 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,182 No, honey. I raise cattle. 120 00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:37,847 Lucky for you, you're important to the economy. Now get back in line. 121 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:39,391 Nut-case! 122 00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:41,085 What? You watch your mouth. 123 00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:43,856 I like your style, you're a woman. Otherwise... 124 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:48,110 You with your mouth hanging open? Yeah, you shrimp. You look like 125 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:53,041 you could use some sense knocked into your head. You wanna try? 126 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:59,685 Okay, if there's one thing that really bugs the hell outta me, it's cheating. Sit! 127 00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:04,314 You with the glasses. You look mean enough. Come here. 128 00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:10,620 Whoa. Whoa, back off, who ever asked you? I was pointing at him over there... 129 00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:12,026 You! Karate kid. 130 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,827 You look okay, lets see what you've got! 131 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,600 Nah. Nah, it's okay, I don't give lessons. 132 00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:22,466 What? This can't be true. Not one of you is worth the effort. 133 00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:24,837 You'll all be dead before I'll even touch you. 134 00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,908 That's the one who tried to blackmail me. 135 00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:33,480 So, fat woman. Are you the boss around here or what? 136 00:16:33,654 --> 00:16:35,417 Fat woman, my ass! 137 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,351 Hey, I'm with the Axe Gang! 138 00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:38,652 Axe Gang, my ass! 139 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:39,816 Boss! 140 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,587 Boss, my ass! 141 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,026 - I will sue you for this! - Sue me, my ass! 142 00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:46,464 - How about a date! - Date, my ass! 143 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,768 You just wait. I'll call for backup! 144 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:57,446 Like anybody will back you up, You nit-wit! I can hardly wait. 145 00:16:58,782 --> 00:17:02,445 My forces are waiting, this will be the signal to charge. 146 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:09,662 They'll kick your ass. You might as well go buy yourself a coffin. 147 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,991 Who threw the firecracker? 148 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:33,392 Thanks for coming, brother. She did. 149 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,167 What are you all gaping at? 150 00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:58,838 It's going to rain. Go get your laundry off the line! 151 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,413 You! 152 00:18:13,398 --> 00:18:17,698 Are you trying to blackmail me as well? Just forget it. 153 00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:35,011 Wh... 154 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:57,704 How did I get in this barrel? Does anybody know. 155 00:18:58,715 --> 00:19:01,377 My back, it's broken! 156 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,850 The gang, call the gang! 157 00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:01,540 Easy. How about a snack? Maybe some egg rolls? 158 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,526 Shut up. Silence. 159 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,932 No. 160 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,317 Okay, who did this? 161 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,483 I will count to three. 162 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,065 One... 163 00:21:23,677 --> 00:21:25,646 two... 164 00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:38,285 It was me! 165 00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:58,013 How's the stuff, big boss? 166 00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:01,313 Sorry, big boss! 167 00:25:04,456 --> 00:25:06,447 No big deal. Don't worry about it, kid. 168 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,061 Feed him to the fish! 169 00:25:13,432 --> 00:25:15,423 We are the bad guys! We're meant to do the killing. 170 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,626 And not the other way around... 171 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,731 Our reputation has been tarnished. 172 00:25:20,907 --> 00:25:24,240 Because these two idiots pretended to be members of the Axe gang. 173 00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:27,643 Easy, big boss. You are all upset. You might miss and get even angrier. 174 00:25:27,815 --> 00:25:30,579 Anyhow, you are the boss here. Let your men do the dirty work. 175 00:25:30,752 --> 00:25:33,695 Do the dirty work, come on. 176 00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:52,038 - Boss, we got a lock picker here. - Sorry. That's what I do for a living. 177 00:25:52,109 --> 00:25:54,771 Alright. Give the other one a shot, if you're so hot. 178 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,168 On your marks... 179 00:25:56,881 --> 00:25:59,680 Now, you'll have till I count to three. 180 00:26:00,485 --> 00:26:02,134 Chop, chop! 181 00:26:03,255 --> 00:26:05,086 Ready? Three! 182 00:26:15,101 --> 00:26:16,898 I am impressed! 183 00:26:18,238 --> 00:26:20,762 Boss, I have always wanted to be a member 184 00:26:20,941 --> 00:26:23,947 of the famous Axe gang. Please give us a chance, boss.. 185 00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:25,510 Ever killed anybody? 186 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,171 Not yet, no. But I always wanted to. 187 00:26:28,516 --> 00:26:29,949 Then go out and kill someone. 188 00:26:30,117 --> 00:26:32,399 That sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? 189 00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:34,513 Then go! 190 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:36,413 Thank you, so much. 191 00:26:47,971 --> 00:26:51,463 A bum like that can always come in handy. 192 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:58,442 I've told you a hundred times, you have to look tougher. 193 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,114 You have to really act the part. 194 00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:06,481 No. Much more than that! 195 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,758 And try to stay awake for once. 196 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,291 Tough is tiring. 197 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,556 So what? That is part of the job! 198 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:17,397 Take a look around you. The streets are paved with money and women. 199 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:20,301 A little will and determination... 200 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,806 is all it takes to get your share. But you have to grab the opportunity. 201 00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:25,636 This is our big chance! 202 00:27:25,813 --> 00:27:28,509 All we have to do is kill someone, and we'll be like that. 203 00:27:28,984 --> 00:27:32,476 Then we'll have all the women and money we want! 204 00:27:33,421 --> 00:27:36,289 Not like those bums back there... 205 00:27:36,491 --> 00:27:39,222 They have no ambition. No future. A bunch of losers. 206 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:47,330 What are you staring at, four-eyes? Want me to smash your glasses? 207 00:27:48,704 --> 00:27:50,332 Hey, go to hell! 208 00:27:50,674 --> 00:27:52,005 I dare you to say that again! 209 00:27:52,175 --> 00:27:54,336 - You're really going to kill someone? - Of course I will. I'm 210 00:27:54,511 --> 00:27:58,106 gonna start with four-eyes over here, then the fat lady up in pig-sty and all her neighbors. 211 00:27:58,283 --> 00:28:00,046 Yes, but their kung-fu is unbeatable. 212 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:03,186 - Unbeatable? You haven't seen me fight yet! - You know kung-fu? 213 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:08,853 Didn't I tell you, I once learnt the technique of Buddhist Palm? 214 00:28:10,663 --> 00:28:15,142 Hey there, young man. Wait a minute. 215 00:28:15,802 --> 00:28:18,532 Whoa. Amazing! Amazing! 216 00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:23,414 Do you know you have a very special aura about you? 217 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:27,247 You're still a child, but you have the bone structure... 218 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:30,816 and the chi-flow of a kung-fu genius. 219 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:35,584 If your chi-flow can be channeled, then you will be invincible. 220 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:39,318 Remember the old saying, you cannot escape your destiny. 221 00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:44,563 The duty of upholding world peace and punishing evil will be yours. 222 00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:46,057 Uh-humm. 223 00:28:46,970 --> 00:28:50,407 Here, the Buddhist Palm manual of training. 224 00:28:50,573 --> 00:28:56,186 It's priceless. But since this is fate, I can let you have it for $10. 225 00:28:56,447 --> 00:28:58,439 BUDDHIST PALM MANUAL 226 00:29:02,387 --> 00:29:04,947 - You gave him all the money you had? - Yes. 227 00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,389 I had been saving it so I could become a Surgeon or a Lawyer one day. 228 00:29:08,561 --> 00:29:10,961 But this seemed like a chance to save the world. 229 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,322 Let her go! 230 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,114 Oh, do it yourself Kung-Fu! 231 00:29:59,451 --> 00:30:01,612 The whole Buddhist Palm for 20-Cents. 232 00:30:01,787 --> 00:30:03,516 You must be loaded. 233 00:30:03,922 --> 00:30:06,083 Have you killed anyone lately? 234 00:30:17,371 --> 00:30:22,900 The total idiot and the deaf mute. What a bunch of losers! 235 00:30:24,044 --> 00:30:27,879 I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be evil. 236 00:30:28,717 --> 00:30:30,810 I want to be a ruthless killer! 237 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:34,316 - Lets get some ice cream! - Where? 238 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,887 Wait. Do you have vanilla? 239 00:30:37,059 --> 00:30:38,424 I want chocolate! 240 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,965 What's the matter, have you never seen an ice cream thief? 241 00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,576 Catch us if you can! 242 00:31:14,309 --> 00:31:17,143 If you're such kung-fu masters, take your show on the road. 243 00:31:17,313 --> 00:31:22,461 You belong in the circus, not in a respectable neighborhood. I never want to see your ugly faces again. 244 00:31:22,943 --> 00:31:27,176 Don't be so hard on them. I'm sure they had a reason for doing what they did. 245 00:31:27,481 --> 00:31:29,848 Everyone has his reasons. 246 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:32,111 But causing trouble was the last thing we wanted. 247 00:31:32,287 --> 00:31:34,983 Well, good for you, the Axe gang is serious. 248 00:31:35,158 --> 00:31:38,286 We'll never hear the end of this. Why don't you clowns just get lost? 249 00:31:39,362 --> 00:31:42,148 Why is it that your wife is always so nasty? 250 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,732 Like a little massage? 251 00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:49,195 Masters. 252 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,806 We have nothing precious to offer... 253 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,315 ...but our gratitude is infinite. 254 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:05,026 Thank you for saving us! 255 00:32:11,832 --> 00:32:14,824 Stop sniveling. This isn't a funeral! 256 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:18,562 - How can you be so cold-hearted. - What's that? Keep your mouth shut. 257 00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:21,536 You may be good at kung-fu, but you're still a fairy. 258 00:32:24,045 --> 00:32:26,946 Is it a crime to know kung-fu? 259 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:29,879 Oh, she's gonna drown in her own tears, once a pansy, always a pansy. 260 00:32:30,052 --> 00:32:33,578 And what's with the red underwear? Is that something you can find in the night? 261 00:32:33,755 --> 00:32:36,247 You'd be better off in diapers. 262 00:32:37,526 --> 00:32:39,552 What's wrong with red underwear? 263 00:32:39,796 --> 00:32:42,629 When there was trouble, you simply took off, while these guys saved our butts. 264 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:46,758 And now you're trying to chase them away. I'm grateful and you should try to be more 265 00:32:46,937 --> 00:32:48,427 - appreciative. - Of what 266 00:32:48,606 --> 00:32:51,871 Every single one of you owes me back-rent. $150, $200, $180. 267 00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,306 You owe me $95, now pay up or pack up! 268 00:32:54,478 --> 00:32:56,640 Don't worry, guys. I'll pay the bill. 269 00:32:56,814 --> 00:32:59,306 With what, tooth fairy? 270 00:32:59,484 --> 00:33:02,112 What's it to you where I get my money, you fat-so? 271 00:33:02,287 --> 00:33:04,491 - You little bitch! - Look who's talking? 272 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:06,251 Calm down, Landlady. 273 00:33:07,659 --> 00:33:11,804 - You keep out of this, this is all your fault. - You're like a tyrant. 274 00:33:11,931 --> 00:33:14,229 Look at her, she's turned her back. She doesn't care. 275 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,562 How could you do that? 276 00:33:16,737 --> 00:33:18,671 Shut your mouth! 277 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,236 Anyone who thinks they can out yell me, had better think again? 278 00:33:38,261 --> 00:33:41,025 The fat cow makes a lot of noise, I'm going to kill her. 279 00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:43,555 Watch this! 280 00:33:58,516 --> 00:33:59,710 What happened? 281 00:34:00,085 --> 00:34:03,020 Can you do better? Go on try it. 282 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:05,156 - To throw it? - Of course! 283 00:34:10,997 --> 00:34:13,261 Sorry! Are you okay? 284 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:17,367 I think you should try to go a little bit closer and take better aim. 285 00:34:17,538 --> 00:34:18,527 I got it! 286 00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:33,415 - Who's throwing handles? - Uhh? 287 00:34:35,558 --> 00:34:37,526 Who did this to you? It's missing a handle. 288 00:34:38,195 --> 00:34:40,628 I know, but that doesn't make it feel any better. 289 00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:43,264 We should check for finger prints, let's have a look... 290 00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:45,196 - Don't! - I'm sorry. 291 00:34:47,371 --> 00:34:49,202 What are you trying to say? 292 00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:54,581 I forgot that I have something important to take care off, see you later! 293 00:34:56,147 --> 00:34:58,206 Uh-no. She saw me! 294 00:34:59,717 --> 00:35:02,194 Don't make a move! 295 00:35:09,728 --> 00:35:13,825 Don't panic! Snakes are controllable, one little whistle and they will freeze. 296 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,558 Please, spare me that. 297 00:35:19,673 --> 00:35:21,140 Oh, what the hell! 298 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:29,474 Uh, you again, you pair of idiots! 299 00:35:29,651 --> 00:35:34,061 Go on, get back to business! What are you standing around here for? 300 00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:37,389 - Let's split up! - Split what? 301 00:35:38,628 --> 00:35:39,893 Yes! 302 00:37:52,743 --> 00:37:54,075 What are you doing here? 303 00:37:54,246 --> 00:37:56,406 Waiting for you. Aren't you hurt? 304 00:37:56,581 --> 00:37:57,775 I'm fine! 305 00:37:59,851 --> 00:38:02,752 Where are the wounds? Did you see a doctor? 306 00:38:03,088 --> 00:38:04,579 No, why? 307 00:38:04,957 --> 00:38:07,586 - Where have you been? - I don't really know. 308 00:38:08,361 --> 00:38:09,988 Maybe it's better that way. 309 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:14,863 Memories can be terribly painful. Being able to forget is a great blessing! 310 00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:17,868 That's quite deep. You seemed to have learnt a lot. 311 00:38:19,106 --> 00:38:21,597 All the sorrows I've had to endure... 312 00:38:29,584 --> 00:38:32,850 I've filled a river, now all thoughts are sacred and pure. 313 00:38:35,157 --> 00:38:36,750 Hey, get out of the way! 314 00:38:36,926 --> 00:38:38,189 Yeah, move! 315 00:38:38,362 --> 00:38:40,023 Or I will kick your ass! 316 00:38:40,397 --> 00:38:45,378 They look like grave diggers taking one of their customers for a walk. 317 00:38:46,069 --> 00:38:47,559 What idiots! 318 00:38:49,774 --> 00:38:51,935 I don't want to be blamed for making you leave. 319 00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:56,171 So we will let Buddha decide with your ancestors spirits as witness... 320 00:38:56,649 --> 00:38:59,049 It's all in the divining rods. 321 00:38:59,218 --> 00:39:02,799 Good stick you stay. Bad stick you go. 322 00:39:05,558 --> 00:39:07,549 HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE 323 00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,303 Have some. 324 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,852 We are very glad that you have come. We need some professional advice. 325 00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:35,484 We know what your problems are. One is from the Hung school. 326 00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:40,652 They call him the Iron Fist. Those people on pig-sty alley are really good. 327 00:39:41,022 --> 00:39:43,013 The other two are specialists of the Twelve Kicks and Hexagon Staff. 328 00:39:43,191 --> 00:39:45,664 But their warrior days are long over. 329 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:49,607 ...Yet, Kung-Fu masters of their level never seize to be a threat. 330 00:39:50,007 --> 00:39:54,843 Which makes this job that you have asked us to perform for you, a great challenge for us. 331 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,705 What more can we ask? 332 00:39:57,883 --> 00:40:03,219 I told you, these guys are number one. Expensive, but totally reliable. They are worth every penny they charge. 333 00:40:03,389 --> 00:40:04,378 No! 334 00:40:04,557 --> 00:40:09,620 The beast is number one. The evil spirit of the fire cloud is the world's greatest killer. 335 00:40:10,097 --> 00:40:14,397 He was so dedicated to practicing kung fu that he lost his mind. 336 00:40:14,568 --> 00:40:17,867 I have heard that he is held in an asylum for the criminally insane. 337 00:40:18,473 --> 00:40:21,772 Which makes you the top killers in circulation, right? 338 00:40:21,943 --> 00:40:26,312 In actuality, we are nothing more than a pair of street musicians. 339 00:40:26,615 --> 00:40:31,382 Our tunes will take hold of your soul, and then slowly break your heart. 340 00:40:31,653 --> 00:40:37,099 Great. Oh, that's like poetry. Don't you agree? 341 00:40:44,134 --> 00:40:45,659 My friends, it is time to part. 342 00:40:45,836 --> 00:40:48,327 I hope we will meet again someday. 343 00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:53,271 I wish I had known we were colleagues. I could have done with some company. 344 00:40:53,444 --> 00:40:56,744 Before we go our separate ways, why don't we spar a little. 345 00:40:56,982 --> 00:41:00,349 No, thank you. I still have lots of packing to take care of. 346 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,849 - Yeah, we all do. - Right. 347 00:41:40,964 --> 00:41:44,297 Twelve Kicks of the Tam School! Superb attack and defense! 348 00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:47,333 The Fist of Iron, strong and subtle at once. A great Fist technique. 349 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,804 The Woolang Staff, a many sided technique of mystical powers! 350 00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:53,608 Until we shall meet again! 351 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:04,278 Lipstick again! 352 00:42:23,678 --> 00:42:26,670 Stay here, or I will break you in half. 353 00:43:50,609 --> 00:43:52,668 Sorry, but I am just closing up. 354 00:43:52,843 --> 00:43:54,869 You can make a suit in no time. 355 00:43:55,047 --> 00:43:56,537 But I am moving away. 356 00:43:56,715 --> 00:43:58,547 This is good material! 357 00:43:59,218 --> 00:44:01,550 Ah, I see you know your cloth. 358 00:44:02,088 --> 00:44:04,250 This is very high quality. 359 00:44:04,858 --> 00:44:06,188 How high? 360 00:44:06,627 --> 00:44:08,458 How high is the sky... 361 00:45:18,473 --> 00:45:20,703 We'll show them what it means to insult the Axe Gang! 362 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:24,039 We will kill them and turn this place into a whore house. 363 00:45:24,212 --> 00:45:26,203 You are blocking my view! 364 00:46:15,771 --> 00:46:16,759 What's going on? Ahh, forget it. 365 00:46:28,216 --> 00:46:29,343 Bullseye! 366 00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:31,350 Do not block my view! 367 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,690 Damn it! I told those nit-wits to leave, but they are still here. 368 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,592 - Really? - They are. 369 00:47:05,157 --> 00:47:09,151 What the hell is all that racket down there? I got.... 370 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:11,321 I'm Sorry, don't pay any attention to her! 371 00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:55,070 It's 4 o'clock. I want to get some sleep. Get out of here. 372 00:48:56,214 --> 00:48:58,115 Shut up, you hag. It's time to die! 373 00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:00,508 Die, my ass. 374 00:49:00,686 --> 00:49:02,712 Don't listen to her! 375 00:49:05,024 --> 00:49:07,016 You are still blocking the view! 376 00:49:07,795 --> 00:49:09,524 Hang in there. 377 00:49:18,506 --> 00:49:20,633 Be quiet! 378 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,614 Give us a break! Get out of here. Are you trying to kill us all? 379 00:49:41,653 --> 00:49:47,540 - The view. - I sense another master. 380 00:52:13,634 --> 00:52:15,626 It was the Roar. The Lion's Roar! 381 00:52:16,304 --> 00:52:18,136 I thought it was a myth. 382 00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:22,310 - Why didn't you tell me that it really exists? - Shut up. 383 00:52:22,478 --> 00:52:26,699 - That is the last we will see of them, right? - Hmm. 384 00:52:29,252 --> 00:52:31,584 This is bad, boss. Get the car started, quick! 385 00:52:31,955 --> 00:52:33,582 I told you to get... 386 00:52:40,331 --> 00:52:41,491 What now? 387 00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:43,930 Keep it down! Don't you have any manners? 388 00:52:44,101 --> 00:52:46,502 These is a working class neighborhood, people have to be at work late. 389 00:52:46,672 --> 00:52:50,475 So get the hell out of my sight. Right now! 390 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,505 What a bunch of hoodlums! 391 00:54:20,376 --> 00:54:23,402 It is no use, I cannot hold out much longer. 392 00:54:25,782 --> 00:54:29,651 But having met true... Masters like you... 393 00:54:30,387 --> 00:54:32,446 ...I can now die in peace. 394 00:54:32,622 --> 00:54:34,556 Don't say things like that, Donut. 395 00:54:34,724 --> 00:54:37,661 We are just an ordinary couple, that is trying to live in peace. 396 00:54:37,828 --> 00:54:39,592 Fighting is futile. 397 00:54:39,764 --> 00:54:43,221 Where as a normal life, is all that one should aspire to. 398 00:54:43,401 --> 00:54:45,301 But you are so good at martial arts. 399 00:54:45,470 --> 00:54:49,736 If only you'd helped us earlier, all this would never have happened.. 400 00:54:50,242 --> 00:54:54,406 Everybody has his good reasons. 401 00:54:55,181 --> 00:54:56,910 Several years ago, my poor husband and I... 402 00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:00,510 ...we saw our only son beaten to death in a fight. 403 00:55:02,789 --> 00:55:05,451 Revenge can be devastating. 404 00:55:05,826 --> 00:55:07,988 Do you understand what I am saying? 405 00:55:08,162 --> 00:55:11,360 There is only one solution to the matter, you must teach us all that you know... 406 00:55:11,432 --> 00:55:14,424 Help us become Kung-Fu fighters and we will avenge them! 407 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:18,867 But it takes years to reach the top. Being a fighter is not easy. 408 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,501 Either you are born with a calling, or you are not. 409 00:55:21,677 --> 00:55:25,444 And the chances of that are about one in a million. 410 00:55:33,022 --> 00:55:35,218 It is obvious, I am the chosen one. 411 00:55:38,796 --> 00:55:40,992 No, doesn't have what it takes. 412 00:55:41,966 --> 00:55:47,337 Listen! We swore that we would never fight again. That we would rest our skills forever. 413 00:55:47,506 --> 00:55:49,907 Tonight we broke that solemn promise. 414 00:55:50,076 --> 00:55:53,636 For your own good, why don't you all just all go away. 415 00:55:58,085 --> 00:56:03,731 With great power, comes great responsibility. 416 00:56:04,425 --> 00:56:06,985 Donut, you are badly hurt. 417 00:56:07,161 --> 00:56:08,719 You must keep still. 418 00:56:09,247 --> 00:56:12,473 This could be the end of a beautiful... friendship. 419 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:16,103 No, Donut. Tomorrow is another day. 420 00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:18,831 Donut! 421 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,880 Hey, there, four-eyes! 422 00:56:35,293 --> 00:56:39,889 I note that your tolerance for the sight-impaired is rather limited. 423 00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:43,363 That's right. Especially when they're wearing gold-frames. 424 00:56:47,606 --> 00:56:50,940 I'm a clerk. Gold frames look good on clerks, I like. 425 00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:54,203 The way I look. So don't hassle me, you little fool. 426 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:57,572 Help me! 427 00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:03,151 Alley cats, mongrels, dogs, rats. 428 00:57:08,537 --> 00:57:09,701 So much for your... so-so-so-so. 429 00:57:09,897 --> 00:57:14,335 Come down here, and I'll shove your glasses down your throat, you hear me. 430 00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:18,235 You know damn well that I would have done that. 431 00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:20,906 Was that a yes? 432 00:57:21,511 --> 00:57:22,842 I would have! 433 00:57:25,682 --> 00:57:29,982 You have no respect. You're never there when I need you. 434 00:57:31,755 --> 00:57:33,450 You sound like a wimp! 435 00:57:33,624 --> 00:57:36,787 Because of you we're always getting beaten up. 436 00:57:36,961 --> 00:57:40,692 We have nothing to show. No murder, no rapes, no arson, no theft. No nothing... 437 00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:43,425 I know all that because you can't get your fat ass in gear. 438 00:57:43,602 --> 00:57:45,933 What have I done to deserve you as a partner? 439 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,671 Lets go! 440 00:57:58,351 --> 00:57:59,978 This is a stickup! Where is the money? 441 00:58:04,892 --> 00:58:07,086 Where is the money? Give it to me. 442 00:58:08,696 --> 00:58:11,866 Don't look at me like that. I mean it! 443 00:58:15,771 --> 00:58:20,495 I have killed people for less! Now get the money. Go on! 444 00:58:38,196 --> 00:58:39,857 It's in here. 445 00:59:15,804 --> 00:59:17,635 Let her go! 446 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:35,632 A total idiot and a deaf mute! What a bunch of losers. 447 01:00:18,808 --> 01:00:22,209 Leave me alone! You're just dead weight! 448 01:00:22,978 --> 01:00:28,806 Here take this. Go home and raise pigs. That is where you belong. 449 01:00:32,990 --> 01:00:34,480 Go on, before I kill you. 450 01:01:23,312 --> 01:01:27,235 Hey, kid! Hey, what's your name? 451 01:01:35,794 --> 01:01:39,230 There you go, buy yourself some new clothes. You're now a member of The Axe gang. 452 01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:43,232 - Are you serious? - Yes, and there's someone back here waiting for you. 453 01:01:50,143 --> 01:01:51,302 Brother Sum! 454 01:01:51,477 --> 01:01:55,971 When I first saw you, I knew you'd be a courageous man of many talents. 455 01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:57,272 Aha! 456 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:59,248 Looking for an opportunity. 457 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,079 Right! 458 01:02:01,255 --> 01:02:02,916 I have an assignment for you. 459 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:04,648 For you I would eat fire. 460 01:02:23,513 --> 01:02:26,505 "Research for abnormal development." What's that? 461 01:02:26,683 --> 01:02:28,481 A nut-house for crazies. 462 01:02:34,225 --> 01:02:35,454 What is the army doing there? 463 01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:37,355 Those are not soldiers. They're Boy Scouts. 464 01:02:37,529 --> 01:02:38,518 With tanks? 465 01:02:38,696 --> 01:02:40,665 Forget it, they are just models. 466 01:02:40,832 --> 01:02:44,461 Now when those scouts change the guards, five minutes is all you will have. 467 01:02:44,637 --> 01:02:48,573 You must follow these arrows to the last cell. When you find it... 468 01:02:48,636 --> 01:02:54,449 force the door, and get the man in there out. Here's your tool kit. Five minutes. Now go! 469 01:02:59,319 --> 01:03:00,809 What about you? 470 01:03:00,988 --> 01:03:02,979 We will be your lookouts, of course. 471 01:03:14,336 --> 01:03:16,327 You have five minutes. Get on with it. 472 01:05:30,655 --> 01:05:35,490 The world's finest killer, the Beast himself is clearly dressed to suit his reputation. 473 01:05:36,528 --> 01:05:38,860 That is only a label. Do not worry. 474 01:05:39,031 --> 01:05:42,488 We want two people killed and you're the one who's going to do it. Now what do you charge. 475 01:05:43,035 --> 01:05:44,559 What do I charge? 476 01:05:46,939 --> 01:05:52,206 I've killed so many over the years, so many just trying to find a worthy adversary. 477 01:05:52,545 --> 01:05:55,845 That's why I stay in my cell, because there was know one out there. 478 01:05:56,496 --> 01:06:00,308 I would have escaped long ago if I had found someone... If you 479 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:02,901 find me such an opponent, then, young friend, 480 01:06:03,069 --> 01:06:05,226 I will make you an offer you cannot refuse. 481 01:06:05,393 --> 01:06:07,692 ...I will do it for free. 482 01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:11,025 Do you have someone? 483 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:16,434 Yes. We have just what you are looking for, the very best. This is gonna be the fight of the century. 484 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:18,937 Would you mind demonstrating some of your technique. 485 01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:22,169 Not that we don't trust you. We just want to see what we are buying. 486 01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:26,812 You fools are not worthy. I am just wasting my time here. 487 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,984 - Yes, boss - He looks like refuge. 488 01:06:33,892 --> 01:06:39,091 I agree, those sandals look totally worn out. But a change of clothes will make him look, 489 01:06:39,139 --> 01:06:41,165 - quite respectable. - Are you sure you brought the right one? 490 01:06:41,334 --> 01:06:44,667 Oh, yes, boss. I am certain. I swear I followed your order to the letter. 491 01:06:45,972 --> 01:06:49,932 Mr Beast, please show us a sample of your technique. My careers on the line. 492 01:06:50,109 --> 01:06:51,737 What do I care? 493 01:06:52,578 --> 01:06:55,195 Okay, old man. You see this? 494 01:06:55,223 --> 01:06:57,449 Have you ever gone up against a fist this big? 495 01:06:57,619 --> 01:07:00,747 I am almost afraid to use it. Do you realize the danger you're in? 496 01:07:00,922 --> 01:07:02,856 Really? Try me, then. 497 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,856 See what I mean, is he conscious? 498 01:07:14,637 --> 01:07:17,615 Aha, and you say you can fight? 499 01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:19,597 Harder! 500 01:07:20,477 --> 01:07:21,465 Harder! 501 01:07:24,714 --> 01:07:26,045 Much harder! 502 01:07:28,953 --> 01:07:32,445 If that is all you have to offer, how can you call yourself a gangster? 503 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,934 Do they make this for men? 504 01:08:04,392 --> 01:08:09,728 In the world of kung-fu, speed determines the winner. 505 01:08:13,835 --> 01:08:16,737 That leaves no doubt about who our honored guest is. 506 01:08:17,006 --> 01:08:20,669 Your skill is unique. The Axe Gang offers its respect. 507 01:09:02,456 --> 01:09:05,323 The three true masters of kung-fu! 508 01:09:06,427 --> 01:09:10,626 Only the world's top killer exerts an honor like that... 509 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,994 ...it cruds the air. 510 01:09:13,736 --> 01:09:14,964 And what is that other aura telling me? 511 01:09:15,571 --> 01:09:18,233 Am I looking at the legendary tragic couple? The great... 512 01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:19,397 Young Beau... 513 01:09:19,575 --> 01:09:20,668 I'm the dragons daughter! 514 01:09:21,478 --> 01:09:23,139 It is a great honor to be here. 515 01:09:23,413 --> 01:09:27,248 We have come to eliminate The Axe Gang... 516 01:09:27,418 --> 01:09:29,147 ...and only the Axe Gang. 517 01:09:31,089 --> 01:09:33,922 You should've killed me while you had the chance. 518 01:09:34,258 --> 01:09:38,696 But it is too late. Now that you are here, you are doomed to die. 519 01:09:38,863 --> 01:09:42,197 You are living on borrowed time. Your fate is sealed. 520 01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:45,360 We brought you a gift you cannot refuse! 521 01:09:46,106 --> 01:09:48,437 What is this? A funeral bell? 522 01:09:48,963 --> 01:09:52,609 Ha. With the beast on our side, we shall see for whom the bell tolls. 523 01:09:53,447 --> 01:09:55,176 Are you here on their behalf? 524 01:09:55,349 --> 01:09:57,511 Don't misunderstand me. 525 01:09:57,685 --> 01:10:01,280 The only thing I'm here for is to kill the two of you... 526 01:10:01,456 --> 01:10:04,357 ...or for you to kill me, if you have what it takes. 527 01:10:06,862 --> 01:10:08,829 What is your opinion, dear? 528 01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:14,334 In this world good cannot exist along side with evil. Such is destiny. 529 01:10:14,971 --> 01:10:18,825 Then that is the decision. Shall we? 530 01:10:19,309 --> 01:10:20,469 Okay. 531 01:10:22,011 --> 01:10:23,035 Let's dance! 532 01:10:43,169 --> 01:10:45,569 That's okay for starters. Now let's try again. 533 01:10:55,015 --> 01:10:57,883 That was much better, but you are still lacking precision. 534 01:12:17,048 --> 01:12:19,335 The Lion's Roar? 535 01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,449 Wait! 536 01:15:02,624 --> 01:15:07,460 Know body told me the Lion's Roar could be done through a loud speaker! 537 01:15:07,630 --> 01:15:09,961 I concede my defeat! 538 01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:42,597 Looks like he's not up to it. This is our big chance. Get them while they are down. 539 01:15:42,768 --> 01:15:43,758 You do it! 540 01:15:43,937 --> 01:15:47,451 - I'm gonna be sick. I need a doctor. - Go to hell! 541 01:15:51,378 --> 01:15:53,174 You! Come here. 542 01:15:54,181 --> 01:15:56,342 - Hit him! - Okay. 543 01:16:00,788 --> 01:16:02,689 - On the head! - Yes, sir! 544 01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:04,587 - Hit him on the head! - Okay. 545 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,558 - Now's your chance. - Right! 546 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,855 - Go on! - I will! 547 01:16:08,030 --> 01:16:09,520 - Smash him on the head! - I will! 548 01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:10,961 - On the head! - I will! 549 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:12,897 Beat him to a pulp! 550 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:15,961 What was that? 551 01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,641 Do you want me to beat him to a pulp, or just smash him on the head? 552 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:21,744 You are totally confusing me! 553 01:16:50,076 --> 01:16:53,069 Wow. A pretty big fist you have there. Careful with that. 554 01:17:25,649 --> 01:17:27,570 Why did you hit me? 555 01:17:55,984 --> 01:17:59,317 Where are they? They are gone. 556 01:17:59,654 --> 01:18:01,815 You're completely useless. You let them get away? 557 01:18:07,930 --> 01:18:11,923 I cannot be defeated. Not in this world. 558 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,779 Why did he try to save us? 559 01:18:27,952 --> 01:18:31,047 These young people often make mistakes when they are starting out. 560 01:18:31,390 --> 01:18:35,156 We must forgive them, if they make good in the end. 561 01:18:35,727 --> 01:18:39,553 Just look. Beaten to a pulp. The poor boy. 562 01:18:42,168 --> 01:18:45,467 Do you have a last request? Just tell us. 563 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,660 Wait, wait! What are you writing? 564 01:19:08,029 --> 01:19:14,993 I do not know this character. I cannot understand. Wait, wait. 565 01:20:08,230 --> 01:20:10,256 No one here? 566 01:20:15,038 --> 01:20:17,667 CHINESE MEDICINE 567 01:20:31,356 --> 01:20:34,349 It is truly a miracle he has survived this long. 568 01:20:35,027 --> 01:20:37,291 Your herbs are playing their part. 569 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:41,934 The herbs will help him along. But the key lies within his own body. 570 01:20:42,102 --> 01:20:46,436 All his bones are broken. His tendons torn. It is 571 01:20:46,606 --> 01:20:49,541 amazing he is recovering so quickly. Under normal 572 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:52,204 circumstances this would be impossible, unless... 573 01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:53,938 Unless of course... 574 01:21:31,289 --> 01:21:32,814 You smell that? 575 01:22:06,829 --> 01:22:08,821 You must not smoke while you are injured. 576 01:22:10,299 --> 01:22:12,207 Let me deal with this. 577 01:22:26,584 --> 01:22:28,051 This makes no sense. 578 01:22:39,699 --> 01:22:43,761 Who would ever have thought that the boy's chi-flow would be released 579 01:22:43,938 --> 01:22:46,498 by the Beast's thrashing? 580 01:22:46,706 --> 01:22:49,712 Right, still we should have noticed earlier. 581 01:22:50,844 --> 01:22:54,245 That he may be the greatest kung-fu genius to ever come along. 582 01:23:04,694 --> 01:23:06,628 I wonder what I'd be up to next? 583 01:23:06,796 --> 01:23:09,356 So you're still alive, you traitor? 584 01:23:09,532 --> 01:23:11,933 Axes, forward! 585 01:24:06,796 --> 01:24:08,263 The toe crusher. 586 01:24:08,599 --> 01:24:11,123 That went out of style when I left kindergarten. 587 01:24:39,031 --> 01:24:42,627 Our son would have been just about his age now. 588 01:24:42,802 --> 01:24:48,139 If he is willing to make the effort, he could surely become a doctor or a lawyer. 589 01:24:48,309 --> 01:24:51,142 More likely a great kung-fu fighter. 590 01:25:54,315 --> 01:25:55,873 Not bad. Now what. 591 01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:40,991 Child's play. I can stop bullets... 592 01:27:51,379 --> 01:27:54,746 Huh. Isn't that the Toad technique of the Kwan Lun? 593 01:27:54,916 --> 01:27:56,111 I'm afraid so. 594 01:29:51,713 --> 01:29:55,649 Do you remember the Buddhist technique of the Palm descending from heaven? 595 01:29:55,817 --> 01:29:58,981 The long lost art we all thought was forever gone. 596 01:30:43,304 --> 01:30:44,635 I surrender! 597 01:31:46,174 --> 01:31:47,841 What's the name of your technique? 598 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:51,538 Do you want to learn? I will teach you. 599 01:32:03,293 --> 01:32:04,624 Master! 600 01:33:18,476 --> 01:33:22,311 Hey! Tell your son not to smear his snot on the glass. 601 01:33:22,481 --> 01:33:25,075 You two! Don't put your pants down in here! 602 01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,912 Hey, if you're licking, you have to buy it. 603 01:34:34,294 --> 01:34:38,891 Sonny, you have the structure of the chi-flow of a kung-fu genius. 604 01:34:39,066 --> 01:34:42,865 Upholding world peace is in your hands. The Buddhist Palm manual. 605 01:34:43,036 --> 01:34:45,632 Since it's fate, you can have it for $10. 606 01:34:45,806 --> 01:34:46,864 Wait! 607 01:34:47,308 --> 01:34:49,709 You don't follow the Palm method? Try one of these. 608 01:34:50,437 --> 01:34:54,922 Pick a manual. Any manual. 609 01:34:58,778 --> 01:35:02,221 Edited by Scooby