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Hello?

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Yeah,

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what's cracking?

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I mean, he went out with some girls last
night.

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I didn't know that.

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And I wouldn't be able to go out. You
know what? This is so disrespectful of

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him.

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Look,

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you're his best friend, and you always
know what he is. He's not answering his

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phone. Would you please come over?

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I'm about to do my workout routine.

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I kind of interrupted that.

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Look, I would typically not ask this of
you, but I really need you out to work.

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If it's an emergency, I'll come over,
okay?

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All right. Thank you so much. I
appreciate it. I'll see you in a few.

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See you soon. Bye.

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Bye.

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Damn it.

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Motherfucker.

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Hey. Hi. Come in. What's cracking?

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Thank you.

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What's going on? What are you panicking
about?

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Look, Brian was supposed to come up. Can
you come in? Come in and sit down.

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Well.

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Please. What's wrong?

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Well, Brian was supposed to be home.

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He's not home. I can't contact him. He's
not getting back to me on his phone.

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I need to talk to him. We missed an
appointment today with family, and this

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really important. I know you guys are
always together, and it's so unlike him

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stay out all night.

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So I don't know if I should be worried
or be pissed. Can you please call him?

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I'm sure he's okay. You're being a
little... No, this is really important.

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He knew that this was a big deal, so I'm
starting to worry that there's

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something wrong.

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And if there's not, I'm going to be
pissed.

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Alright, I guess I could give him a
call. Please call him. But he told me

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he went out with some girls last night.
Of course he went out with some girls.

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I didn't think you would care about
that. You know, it's honestly...

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He couldn't even think about his mother.

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Like, I had things to do last night,
too. I didn't go out because we had this

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important thing to do. I had to get up
early.

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You seem really stressed.

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I am so stressed right now. Can you
please contact him? He's not picking up

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calls. Brian's a good kid. He's not,
like, there's nothing wrong with him.

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of course you're going to say that.
You're his best friend.

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He's not answering my calls. Can you
please call?

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Okay, okay. I'll call him. But you know
what? If he gets mad at me, this is on

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you. Fine. It's on me. Okay.

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Okay. I'm gonna call.

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Alright.

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I'm so worried.

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Okay, let's see.

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Alright, it's ringing.

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Alright, no answer.

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Let me try.

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I'm gonna...

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Call him anonymous and see if he
answers.

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Please. He's probably laid out with some
girl. Who knows? Oh, God. He knew we

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had something to do today.

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All right. One second.

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Hey.

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Hey, where are you?

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Dude, your mom is flipping shit right
now. Like, why didn't you come home?

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Alright, I'll tell her to calm down.
She's freaking out. Stand in front of me

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right now.

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She told me to come over here. She said
it was an emergency. Don't get mad at

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me. Just figure your shit out.

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I don't have time for this, dude.

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Okay, I'll tell her.

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Alright, bye.

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So, yeah. So he's fine?

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Oh yeah, he's fine. After I called him
anonymously. Yeah, the kids are nuts.

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Honestly, I thought it would get better
once he was in college.

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And he's been like this. He's so
irresponsible.

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You know, do you think for a second,
like, I would like to have a life too.

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know, I would like to go out. I put my
whole life on hold for him.

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I'm sorry. I know you're his best
friend. I shouldn't be venting to you.

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wrong.

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Thank you so much for at least getting a
hold of him for me.

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I appreciate it. And, you know, look.

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And you know what? He was doing exactly
what I assumed he was doing.

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What did you think he was doing? He's
out doing drugs and partying and stuff?

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He's out with girls, right?

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Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's out with girls.

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Well, he's laid up with one right now. I
think he has a crush on her. Of course

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he has.

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If he's jealous, you've seen jealous.

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You know, look, after the divorce, it's

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been hard on me to date, okay?

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So it's been tough, and I feel like my
whole life's on hold so that I can

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Brian, and I thought it would get better
after he was 18, and it has not. So you

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still have hopes for your marriage
because I can see how you're doing. I

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took it off. It's a long story.

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All right, well, I've got to go get my
gains on. Thank you.

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I've got to go hit the gym.

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No days off, you know what I mean? I get
it. No, I know. I can tell you all

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about that.

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Steve, thank you so much. I'm so sorry.

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Okay. Thank you. You know, you can
always call me, too, if you need

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Are you sure? Yeah, anytime.

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You have my number now.

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Yeah, I do.

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Yeah,

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so just, you know, if you ever need
anything.

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Well, I'm going to go conquer the world.
Okay. I'm going to go hit the weights.

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All right, go hit the weights. Go get
those gains.

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All right. All right.

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I'm glad we found him.

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Are you going to walk me out?

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Yeah, I'll just keep you out, okay?

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Okay, well, everything will be okay.

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Everything will work out. Maybe you and
your husband will work things out. It'll

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be okay.

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Okay, well, always remember, you can
always call me, okay?

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I'll keep that in mind.

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Alright, thank you.

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Again.

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Time to drink a protein shake.

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I thought his friends were kind of cute.

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It's going to be a hell of a lot better
than a man act vlog.

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Maybe I'll put it in a video.

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That would kill my eyes.

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Fuck is this?

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Huh?

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What the fuck?

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Why is she sending this to me?

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Oh my god, Brian's mom is a fucking... I
don't know.

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She's the hottest milf ever. I can't
believe she's doing that.

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Back to Brian's house.

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What the fuck is Brian's mom sending me?

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Well, I guess this is one way to start
the day.

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Jesus.

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I'm gonna have to go pay a visit to her.

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Jeez.

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I fucking can't believe she sent that.
What the fuck?

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Come over.

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Alright. Well.

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Off to go see Brian's mom.

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Hi. Hey, hey, hey.

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Hi. Hey, so I got your text messages
this morning.

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You know, I'm so sorry about that.

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I owe you too much to drink.

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And, yeah.

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Too much to drink?

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I know.

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I know.

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Look, tell me.

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I think you're cute.

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You want to come in for a little bit?

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Where's Brian?

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Oh, he's upstairs sleeping.

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Wait a minute. He's home?

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Well, he's asleep. He was up all night.

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Come on in.

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I can get you a glass of lemonade or
something.

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You sure?

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Yeah, come on.

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Yeah, that sex message just got me a
little confused and a little hot and

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bothered. Oh,

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I'm sorry about that.

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Not really.

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So, are you going to make me something
to drink?

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You know, why don't I get you a glass of
lemonade or something?

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You want lemonade?

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Are you sure?

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Well, I don't have any lemonade.

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I have to rain pick on that lemonade.

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Well, why did you call me over here?

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Well, look.

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I have to say I'm very attracted to you.

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Really? Yeah.

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I know you're my son's best friend and
I'm a little bit older.

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I've never flirted with a mature woman.

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Well, I guess me sending you the video
wasn't very mature, was it?

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I'm a little nervous.

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As nervous as I am.

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But I have to say...

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It's been so long for me.

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What are you doing?

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I don't know. No, no. Brian would like
this. I don't want to disrespect my best

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friend. He doesn't need to know, does
he?

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Huh? Come on. Just a little bit.

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A little bit of what? I don't want to
see.

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No, no, no.

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Oh, I think something in your pants
wants to see.

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No.

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Are you sure? Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh my god.

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Somehow I just knew that you would be
very well endowed.

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What?

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Shh. Are you shh? I can't wait for it to
end.

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You know you like it, don't you?

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Yeah, I like it.

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Don't come yet.

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We have a little time.

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here first.

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What do you want me to do? Lay down.

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Lay down? Lay down.

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You sure?

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Yeah. Get nice and comfy.

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He's in trouble.

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Here's your shorts.

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Take your shorts.

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Take your shorts.

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Is he awake?

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Open the door.

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What's going on?

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Why are you dressed like that?

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I just thought we could, uh, finish what
we started, you know?

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What? Come on.

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Come on, follow me. You gotta stop this.
You're gonna get me.

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I'm gonna lose my best friend. No, he
doesn't need to know.

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It doesn't matter, right?

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Come on, quickly.

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You sure?

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Are you sure?

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I'm so sure.

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You gonna give me another blowjob?

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Why don't you come in here and find out?

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Come on.

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What do you want? What are we doing?

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Come on. Come in here.

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Come on.

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Did you want to finish what we started?

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You sure?

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I've never been more sure than anything.

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Hey,

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sleeping. Come on.

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Come.

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Should I go?

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No, get over here.

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Oh, I was just thinking about it.

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I've just been thinking about it the
whole day. I've been thinking about just

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finishing what we started.

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Oh, God. I'm going to fuck you so bad.

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Yeah, I really want to have sex with
you.

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I don't want to suck your cock.

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You're fucking lost.

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I want you to fuck me from behind.

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There, you can laugh.

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I can only bet how this cock works.

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I was such a young man at ages.

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I don't want you to fuck me.

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You do.

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Your friend doesn't need to know.

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I know it's my son.

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My son doesn't need to know.

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We better hurry.

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We better hurry while he's sleeping.

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He sleeps too much.

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Same friend.

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He wants to be out partying and mommy
can have some of her own fun.

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I'm pretty sure about this. I'm so sure.

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Yeah?

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I'm so freaking sure.

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Come on.

258
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I don't even know if I'm not doing it
right. Oh, God.

259
00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,210
Now I'm thinking.

260
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That was so bad.

261
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Fuck yeah.

262
00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:21,440
I should work more. I should work more.

263
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Am I doing a good job?

264
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,680
You're doing such a good job.

265
00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:06,200
Oh, you're doing such a good job. You
should lay down.

266
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Come here.

267
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,700
Come here.

268
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:10,960
Stay down.

269
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:57,780
Fuck you again.

270
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,600
I'm not going to fuck you.

271
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God,

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fuck my birthday.

273
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,120
I've been needing this. I've been so
fucking worried.

274
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,940
I've been waiting for a young man like
you to come along.

275
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Oh, God.

276
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:29,200
I never would have thought. I'd end up
fucking with my son's friends, but it's

277
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
so fucking sexy.

278
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I could tell by the way you looked at
me.

279
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Thank you.

280
00:31:25,949 --> 00:31:27,170
Oh, you want this one?

281
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:21,940
Ugh.

282
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:09,380
Should I go?

283
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,060
Yeah, you probably should go.

284
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
I should go.

285
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,980
I've never done that before.

286
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:17,560
Well, that'll be the first time in many,
hopefully.

287
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,380
You're welcome back anytime.

288
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,080
I don't know if we can. Don't tell my
son.

289
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,760
Stop.

290
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,280
All right, I'm going to get out of here,
okay?

291
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,500
Okay.

292
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,240
I'm not going to creep out. What if he
catches us?

293
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:31,860
He will.

294
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,700
Besides, I'm sorry, Dad.

295
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:36,540
I'm satisfied.