1 00:00:05,302 --> 00:00:10,302 Omsynkad av misterkuk 2 00:00:57,502 --> 00:00:59,254 Take it easy! 3 00:00:59,421 --> 00:01:00,797 One at a time! 4 00:01:01,214 --> 00:01:03,926 Stand back! Come on, stand back! 5 00:01:04,093 --> 00:01:06,095 You'll knock over the railing! 6 00:01:06,471 --> 00:01:07,221 Get back! 7 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,681 Let us in! 8 00:01:08,973 --> 00:01:10,600 My papers are in order! 9 00:01:10,808 --> 00:01:14,438 Three robberies! Two rapes! What else do I have to do? 10 00:01:14,605 --> 00:01:17,149 We told you, it's full! No one else can come in! 11 00:01:17,441 --> 00:01:18,442 It can't be full! 12 00:01:18,609 --> 00:01:20,194 That guy just came out! 13 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,156 This is prison, not a parking lot! Fire a round in the air. 14 00:01:23,615 --> 00:01:24,741 Torrente! 15 00:01:24,908 --> 00:01:26,284 Great to see you! 16 00:01:26,826 --> 00:01:29,788 What did they do to you in there? 17 00:01:29,954 --> 00:01:34,376 You look worn out, older, like somebody else. 18 00:01:34,585 --> 00:01:37,838 So do you, Cuco. Did I say a damn word? 19 00:01:38,005 --> 00:01:39,965 Cuco is somebody else, Mr. Torrente. 20 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:43,762 He spent a year in detox on my ranch. He's a new man. 21 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:45,597 Who the fuck is this? 22 00:01:46,014 --> 00:01:48,725 My cousin Jesusin. I told you about him 23 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:50,393 when we were in Marbella. 24 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,853 He looks pretty damn stupid. 25 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,189 He's a good person. 26 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,024 Got a suitcase or something? 27 00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:56,150 The clothes on my back. 28 00:01:56,526 --> 00:01:57,944 Let's hit the road! 29 00:02:01,614 --> 00:02:05,994 I really missed you, Torrente! I thought about you a lot 30 00:02:06,161 --> 00:02:07,871 while you were in jail. 31 00:02:08,664 --> 00:02:12,668 Hey, nothing wrong with being in jail, okay? 32 00:02:13,085 --> 00:02:16,798 Not everyone can say they had an experience like that. 33 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:21,094 You're a free man now. We can go anywhere you want. 34 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,684 Must have been the Catalonians. 35 00:02:26,851 --> 00:02:29,520 Things got out of hand when they got their independence last year. 36 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:34,067 But we can clean it up and it'll be like new. 37 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:35,777 Cheer up! 38 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,697 Sir... sir... 39 00:02:39,531 --> 00:02:43,619 Fresh flowers for tomb, 2,000 pesetas. For baby. 40 00:02:44,203 --> 00:02:46,622 Have you got 2,000 pesetas, kid? 41 00:02:51,502 --> 00:02:53,839 I can't even look at it! 42 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,425 Let's go, I can't be here. 43 00:02:56,592 --> 00:02:58,177 Come on, Torrente. It's okay. 44 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:04,976 Where do you want to go now? 45 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,895 I want to get my car back. 46 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:10,231 I left it with Peladilla to watch it. 47 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:15,696 Wait until you see it, cuz. A collector's edition. 48 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,448 A tuned-UP machine! 49 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,702 There's a man living in your car. 50 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,874 - It's a black guy! as the night. 51 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,127 Is nothing sacred in this country? 52 00:03:29,294 --> 00:03:31,296 Nobody respects anything! 53 00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:51,235 No! 54 00:03:52,569 --> 00:03:54,071 Damn you! 55 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:59,827 You destroyed it! Damn you all! 56 00:03:59,994 --> 00:04:00,954 Damn you! 57 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,747 VICENTE CALDERON STADIUM 58 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:06,293 - It's okay, Mr. Torrente. - Get up, you'll get dirty. 59 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:09,338 Besides, they built it somewhere else. 60 00:04:10,381 --> 00:04:12,007 No. 61 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:14,678 It can't be. My whole life dedicated 62 00:04:14,844 --> 00:04:17,055 to upholding and serving the law. 63 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,807 Handing out justice 64 00:04:18,974 --> 00:04:22,394 with criteria and "Spartanian" discipline! 65 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:27,149 My only goal was to help Spain achieve greatness! 66 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,652 And after being unjustly incarcerated, 67 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:33,614 I get out and witness this infamy! This misery! 68 00:04:33,781 --> 00:04:39,371 This moral and ethical decadence! This disgrace! This godlessness! 69 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:40,831 Keep it together, Torrente. 70 00:04:40,998 --> 00:04:44,626 It's over. No more Mister Perfect Citizen. 71 00:04:44,794 --> 00:04:48,715 No more Mister Example of Model Behavior and Civility. 72 00:04:49,299 --> 00:04:51,676 They better get ready, because from now on, 73 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:55,264 from this moment on, they can consider me... 74 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:57,808 an outlaw. 75 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:19,999 OPERATION EUROVEGAS 76 00:07:04,447 --> 00:07:08,869 Tonight's news is brought to you by Cascajares Chicken Roast. 77 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:11,455 This morning President Mariano Rajoy 78 00:07:11,621 --> 00:07:14,249 met with opposition leader Pablo Iglesias 79 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:17,795 to sign the new salary reduction agreement into law. 80 00:07:17,962 --> 00:07:20,715 The new average salary will be 98,000 pesetas. 81 00:07:20,882 --> 00:07:23,551 We went into the street to ask the public 82 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:27,639 how they're managing since our expulsion from the European Union, 83 00:07:27,806 --> 00:07:28,682 the disappearance of the euro 84 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:29,892 and the return of the peseta. 85 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:32,269 The peseta? Spanish, as usual. 86 00:07:32,436 --> 00:07:35,063 Great, great. It's fine. 87 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,733 The peseta? Of course. 88 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,443 Our dear peseta. 89 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:42,113 Total disaster. We're not conscious of the debt we have to pay, 90 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,575 which is in euros, with pesetas, losing their value... 91 00:07:45,742 --> 00:07:49,705 Viva España! Dubari dubari doo, Andalusia I love you. 92 00:07:49,872 --> 00:07:53,876 The new pesetas once again are a part of our daily lives. 93 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:56,755 As you can see, some people still have their doubts. 94 00:07:56,922 --> 00:08:00,258 AH euro accounts have been automatically turned to pesetas, 95 00:08:01,593 --> 00:08:04,930 while 16% of those accounts have been confiscated by the government 96 00:08:05,096 --> 00:08:07,225 to reduce the national debt. 97 00:08:07,391 --> 00:08:11,312 Valencia has been chosen for the world's largest radioactive dump. 98 00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:13,940 The dump, which will open in 2020 99 00:08:14,106 --> 00:08:17,361 and will be built on the Mediterranean coast, 100 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,656 will be a goldmine for the area... 101 00:08:21,198 --> 00:08:22,950 Ben appetit, NH. Torrente. 102 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:24,284 Thanks. 103 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,746 That's more like it. 104 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,457 I'm starting to feel better. 105 00:08:30,124 --> 00:08:31,960 Some fried churros. 106 00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:33,545 Are you gonna eat those? 107 00:08:33,878 --> 00:08:38,133 No, they're for the road. Our mission is starting. Let's go. 108 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:44,890 The best way to tune up your intellect. 109 00:08:45,099 --> 00:08:46,935 Human relations. 110 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,021 Okay, Okay- 111 00:08:50,772 --> 00:08:53,942 - Your turn, kid. - I can't. I have a girlfriend now. 112 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:57,196 Besides, I'm against exploiting women. 113 00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:00,241 Exploiting women? What bullshit. 114 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:02,743 Your cousin is paying this whore good money. 115 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,246 This South American has a family to feed. 116 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,622 Hey, I'm Spanish! 117 00:09:06,789 --> 00:09:09,585 I'm paying off my master's degree in renewable energy. 118 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,587 That's it, keep studying. 119 00:09:11,753 --> 00:09:12,671 Wanna give it a shot? 120 00:09:12,838 --> 00:09:16,800 I'm against exploiting women too. 121 00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:19,762 But hey, as long as I'm the one paying for it... 122 00:09:20,805 --> 00:09:22,432 Find anything down there? 123 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:27,312 What a disgrace. People don't get high in these places anymore. 124 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:33,277 Not quite, Torrente. You can still find something. 125 00:09:33,444 --> 00:09:36,655 People are back since official said the crisis is over. 126 00:09:36,822 --> 00:09:39,993 - I thought you quit. - I did, I'm clean now. 127 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,954 Well, a little Diazepam, Clorazepam, Ketamine, 128 00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:45,248 Vicodine, Roipnol... 129 00:09:45,415 --> 00:09:47,417 and children's aspirin. 130 00:09:47,585 --> 00:09:49,003 Look, Torrente! 131 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:50,921 What the fuck is that? 132 00:09:51,088 --> 00:09:52,465 My Mortadelo collection. 133 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:54,842 My cousin is awesome. 134 00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:58,180 When a chick falls asleep, he gives her a Mortadelo. 135 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:02,059 He puts his balls over her eyes with a pair of glasses 136 00:10:02,225 --> 00:10:06,438 and his dick covering her nose, then he takes a photo. 137 00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:09,734 Young people have degenerated beyond belief. 138 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,069 Out of the way, kid. 139 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,946 The stuff accumulates on the edge of the lid. 140 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,823 This is where you can find some. 141 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,455 I got something there, I just don't know what. 142 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,499 Juan Carlos! 143 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,753 The laws have ignored us, treated us like trash. 144 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,089 But it's time to rebel. 145 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:33,218 Yeah, we should hold up a bank or something. 146 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:36,513 A bank? That's for low-lifes. 147 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,683 We have class, style! 148 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:45,523 We're going to rob three Eurovegas casinos in one night. 149 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,358 That's impossible, Mr. Torrente. 150 00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:48,193 Why impossible? 151 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,656 Because only one is finished and operational. 152 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:55,075 Damn, that's even better! 153 00:10:55,242 --> 00:10:57,661 Your cousin's a real ball buster. 154 00:11:27,193 --> 00:11:29,572 Here... I feel free here. 155 00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:31,532 This is where I fit in. 156 00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:33,159 - Eurovegas? - No, damn it. 157 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:36,746 The nightlife, the hookers, the vice, the casino... 158 00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,959 I'm an outlaw. 159 00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,008 But Mr. Torrente. 160 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,470 Why do I have to pay for all three of us? 161 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,140 Look, kid. Consider it an investment... 162 00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:56,976 You'll have to give me that bottle. No drinking outside the gambling area. 163 00:11:57,185 --> 00:11:58,603 - Says who? - Says me. 164 00:11:59,855 --> 00:12:00,981 Look, little man. 165 00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:03,859 The other six dwarfs are looking all over for you. 166 00:12:04,026 --> 00:12:06,111 It's a surprise party and they're all there: 167 00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:08,822 David the Gnome, the Smurfs... You're the only one missing. 168 00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:11,409 Maybe you'd rather talk to my friend. 169 00:12:20,169 --> 00:12:24,632 I don't understand why they still call this Eurovegas. 170 00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,635 They've thrown us out of the European Community. 171 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:30,680 I would call it Spanish Las Vegas. 172 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:34,851 Sure. Prettier, sounds better, more Spanish... 173 00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:38,271 Or maybe the Francisco Franco Grand Hotel Casino. 174 00:12:38,438 --> 00:12:40,608 At first they called it Hispavegas. 175 00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:44,779 Adelson fell through and the city took over the project. 176 00:12:44,946 --> 00:12:46,864 Yeah, I remember. Well, then? 177 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:50,452 Then the ex-president's relatives got involved, 178 00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:53,038 and ex Terra Mitica executives, 179 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,040 ex El Palau consultants... 180 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,542 Say no more. 181 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,877 Finally they ended up buying the name back from Adelson. 182 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,381 - For a shitload of cash. - Some things never change. 183 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,925 Come on, handouts for everyone! 184 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:08,513 Know who else is a good kid? He was in my block. 185 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,474 - Who? - Urdangarin. 186 00:13:10,683 --> 00:13:12,351 We played handball 187 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:17,064 in the yard with Barcenas. The bastard always stole the ball. 188 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,110 Chink! What's the problem? 189 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:21,278 Scram! 190 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:25,740 We give them all the retail stores and now we can't get rid of them. 191 00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:29,452 I didn't waste any time in jail. 192 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:31,622 I made great contacts. 193 00:13:32,415 --> 00:13:34,375 Special friends. 194 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,169 Sure, little buddies. 195 00:13:37,837 --> 00:13:39,297 That happens in jail. 196 00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:40,883 The more the merrier. 197 00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:42,217 Are you stupid? 198 00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:44,052 Hey, I think it's great. 199 00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:47,431 I'm a meat and fish lover too. Anything to pass the time. 200 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,059 Professional contacts! 201 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,063 Follow me. 202 00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:01,280 This place has cameras everywhere. 203 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:04,283 Hundreds, even in the toilets. Look. 204 00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:06,160 That's a camera. 205 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,874 That is too, but concealed. 206 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,170 Stop acting like idiots, damn it! 207 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,839 It's an ironclad fortress. 208 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,302 That's a security guard over there. 209 00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,306 So is that, but in plain clothes. 210 00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:26,432 What's that? 211 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:27,850 That? 212 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,810 That's an old hag. 213 00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:34,024 The security in this place is a work of art. 214 00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:35,400 Okay, then. 215 00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:40,030 In jail I made contact with the person who designed all this. 216 00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:42,492 He oversaw the construction of the casino. 217 00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,954 America's greatest expert on security systems 218 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,122 and all the casinos in Las Vegas. 219 00:14:48,748 --> 00:14:50,124 John Marshall. 220 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,168 "Joan Marsha"? 221 00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:52,211 "Joan Martians". 222 00:14:52,544 --> 00:14:53,712 John Marshall. 223 00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:55,339 That's what I said, "Joan Marsha". 224 00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:56,966 "Joan Martians". 225 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:02,806 - This is it. - But Torrente... 226 00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:04,557 This is the address. 227 00:15:05,809 --> 00:15:08,812 Can we just show up like this without calling first? 228 00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:09,813 Sure. 229 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:12,650 - You're sure he's expecting us? - I said yes. 230 00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:14,276 This is scaring me. 231 00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:16,278 Cut the bullshit, damn it! 232 00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:20,074 My contact in jail was reliable. 233 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,536 Sure, that's why he was in jail. 234 00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:25,330 Follow me. 235 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,131 It's open. Let's go inside. 236 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,509 Damn! Nice pad. 237 00:15:36,676 --> 00:15:39,470 - Very classy. - Good lord. 238 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,142 Now we're talking. 239 00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:46,395 Torrente, look! 240 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,190 Damn! 241 00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:51,693 Awesome. 242 00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:55,280 It's all here, the whole robbery in perfect detail. 243 00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:57,282 Freeze! Against the wall. 244 00:15:57,449 --> 00:15:58,199 Hey! 245 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,951 We're the good guys. 246 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,370 - Spread your legs. - This is Jose Luis Torrente. 247 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:02,913 Mr. Marshall is expecting him. 248 00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:08,461 True. 249 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:11,423 Since yesterday. 250 00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:14,509 - I thought I said to come alone. - Yes. 251 00:16:14,926 --> 00:16:17,804 But these guys are like my right hands. 252 00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:24,228 Quickly. 253 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,816 Sir. 254 00:16:29,192 --> 00:16:32,696 You're wondering why I need someone like you. 255 00:16:33,238 --> 00:16:37,242 I mean you're handicapped. 256 00:16:39,078 --> 00:16:41,456 Remember the movie "Ocean's Eleven?" 257 00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:45,126 Danny Ocean planned a robbery with his gang 258 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:46,836 of ex-combatants. 259 00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:49,714 The old classic. Great flick. 260 00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:53,219 No, "Ocean's Eleven," the one with George Clooney. 261 00:16:53,427 --> 00:16:56,639 Don't be ridiculous. He means the one with Frank Sinatra. The good one. 262 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:57,473 Frank who? 263 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,100 You're fucking kidding me. 264 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:02,604 He's like the American Fary. 265 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,945 People I can trust, capable 266 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,906 and well-trained. 267 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,825 That's obvious, Marshall, my friend. 268 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,660 You're in good hands. 269 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:20,540 You won't find a man on the force with a better reputation. 270 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,460 - You just got out of jail. - Shut up. 271 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,338 We'll put together a group of people 272 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,215 disenchanted with the system 273 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,758 but with clean records 274 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,512 and spotless trajectories within security forces. 275 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,269 "Don't worry," Marshall. Piece of cake. 276 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,271 We'll see about that, Torrente. 277 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:43,941 Damn it... 278 00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:49,405 We'll fix this in no time, Mr. Marshall. 279 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:50,906 Watch out! 280 00:17:53,952 --> 00:17:55,996 No problem, no problem... 281 00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:58,874 Here's a rag, I'll dry it. 282 00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:10,386 Okay, the list says 283 00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:14,349 one computer specialist, two explosives experts, 284 00:18:15,142 --> 00:18:16,935 one midget acrobat, 285 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:20,355 one pretty seductive actress and one... 286 00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:22,650 one gas... 287 00:18:22,817 --> 00:18:24,569 I don't know what it says. 288 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,864 We sure got lucky. That American is hot shit. 289 00:18:28,031 --> 00:18:29,324 He's the one who got lucky. 290 00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:33,913 It's not every day you find quality professionals like us. 291 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,377 What's up, Damian? 292 00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:42,463 Torrente! Long time no see. 293 00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:44,758 - Cuco, Jesusin... - What's up? 294 00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:46,092 What's up, bro? 295 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:47,552 How are you GUYS? 296 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,429 I hope you don't need money... 297 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,683 We're looking for those kids who were in the joint with me. 298 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,560 The ones who cracked the IRS computers. 299 00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:58,773 Since they got here I have the whole workshop 300 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:00,775 digitalized. 301 00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:01,651 They're phenomenal. 302 00:19:01,817 --> 00:19:03,237 - I see that. - Whiskers! 303 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,488 Teeth! 304 00:19:05,739 --> 00:19:07,241 How are you, boys? 305 00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:10,619 You don't know it, but you just won the lottery. 306 00:19:17,669 --> 00:19:18,419 Juani? 307 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:19,379 Juani. 308 00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:20,755 Juana Ines. 309 00:19:23,259 --> 00:19:27,221 You owe me 3,000 pesetas. I brought you from the airport. 310 00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:31,225 I heard Antoñito sold the bar for a better business, 311 00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:32,851 but I wasn't expecting this. 312 00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:35,480 Look! Manolito! 313 00:19:35,647 --> 00:19:36,773 Hey! 314 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,483 What's up, Torrente? 315 00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,860 - How's it going? - You know, pulling my own. 316 00:19:41,027 --> 00:19:42,237 Pulling, get it? 317 00:19:42,696 --> 00:19:43,531 You said it! 318 00:19:44,865 --> 00:19:46,826 Hey, Torrente. Well, there you have it. 319 00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:49,120 Working like Chinamen! 320 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,084 Listen up, kids! 321 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,795 We're planning the heist of the century. 322 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,339 Be discreet. 323 00:19:59,673 --> 00:20:01,967 We might be able to use a few of you. 324 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,555 Soon you'll be swimming in 5,000-peseta bills. 325 00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:09,726 But you can't all go. We only need Manolito... 326 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,477 - Good! - Torrente. 327 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,814 Remember, I'm the best at doing my thing. 328 00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:16,775 Yeah, but nobody knows what that is. 329 00:20:16,942 --> 00:20:19,069 Antoñito, can you speak English? 330 00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,863 Good night, buenas noches. 331 00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:22,448 You're hired. 332 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:23,575 Torrelavega. 333 00:20:23,742 --> 00:20:25,702 - You're Catalonian, right? - Yes, from Lleida. 334 00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,330 Then you get to stay here and pull the cart. 335 00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:30,332 How's that for independence? 336 00:20:33,627 --> 00:20:37,840 A midget acrobat. Where can we get one of those? 337 00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,426 Remember the midget bullfighting? 338 00:20:40,593 --> 00:20:43,137 We might have to check the bull rings. 339 00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:45,891 No, that gives me goosebumps! 340 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:48,560 My cousin's against bullfighting. 341 00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:51,188 Come on, Cuco! It's a national pastime! 342 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:54,317 - I can't see animals suffer. - Nonsense. 343 00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:58,571 Ban bullfighting and Spain goes to dog. 344 00:20:58,738 --> 00:21:01,407 Right on, Mr. Torrente. Bullfighting is the best! 345 00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:02,325 You like it, huh? 346 00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,703 I'd kill for it! 347 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:07,956 You look like you've got a little banderillero in you. 348 00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:09,792 I've been there, done that. 349 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,210 Oh, yeah? What happened? 350 00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:13,087 - I had a problem. - What problem? 351 00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:14,631 Flat feet. 352 00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:15,465 Torrente. 353 00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:18,968 Maybe we can find a circus midget. There's a circus nearby. 354 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,470 Great idea, kid. 355 00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,890 - You've been investigating. - No, I saw that poster. 356 00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,684 GREAT HOLIDAY CIRCUS 357 00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:30,523 Even though your proposal is illegal, it sounds interesting. 358 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,274 I haven't committed many crimes. 359 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:35,487 I worked as a movie stuntman one time 360 00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:38,240 and I stole some melons when I was a kid... 361 00:21:39,324 --> 00:21:41,034 No, this is a classy job. 362 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,203 Then count me in. I'm sick of the circus anyway. 363 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,541 Yeah, but are you sure you're an acrobat? 364 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:48,000 You don't believe me? 365 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,003 You might as well say the monkey's a trapeze artist. 366 00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:54,006 I'd have to believe it. Fine, you're a midget. But an acrobat? 367 00:21:54,173 --> 00:21:56,135 - You don't know who you're talking to. - No, I don't. 368 00:21:56,301 --> 00:21:56,885 Watch. 369 00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:05,937 Damn. 370 00:22:07,689 --> 00:22:08,565 Shit, he is good. 371 00:22:10,191 --> 00:22:10,733 Damn! 372 00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:11,985 He's got skills. 373 00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,197 - Excellent "acrobat." - Look. 374 00:22:15,406 --> 00:22:17,741 I don't understand you with your mouth full. 375 00:22:17,908 --> 00:22:20,828 - With his mouth empty either. - That's true. 376 00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:28,587 Damn. 377 00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:30,755 Torrente, my girlfriend's not a midget, 378 00:22:30,922 --> 00:22:32,924 but she's shorter than that guy. 379 00:22:33,091 --> 00:22:34,676 Let's go see. 380 00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:43,478 Look, there she is. 381 00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:48,275 What's up, Chickie? 382 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:51,945 Why are you here? I told you I was meeting my friends, damn it! 383 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,864 She's short and dear! 384 00:22:54,031 --> 00:22:56,701 She's got a temper, since she's quitting too. 385 00:22:56,868 --> 00:22:57,577 But she's a sweetheart. 386 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,662 Stop talking about me! 387 00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:00,622 Shoo! Shoo! 388 00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:02,749 Shoo! What shoo? 389 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,459 She's got a temper, that microbe. 390 00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:07,505 Seriously, my girlfriend is like a two for one. 391 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:09,590 Midget acrobat and hot chick. 392 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:12,009 Midget, yes. Acrobat, we'll see. 393 00:23:12,176 --> 00:23:13,677 But hot chick? Get the fuck out of here. 394 00:23:13,844 --> 00:23:15,180 We should talk about 395 00:23:15,347 --> 00:23:18,934 how screwed up our standards of beauty are nowadays. 396 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,269 No, she has to be a fox. 397 00:23:21,436 --> 00:23:24,564 The type your cock gets all veiny over. 398 00:23:24,731 --> 00:23:27,777 And if she's a little slutty, even better. 399 00:23:27,944 --> 00:23:29,153 That would be a two for one. 400 00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:30,947 That one. 401 00:23:31,113 --> 00:23:31,614 The fat one? 402 00:23:31,781 --> 00:23:33,533 No, gross. The other one. 403 00:23:33,991 --> 00:23:34,742 Oh, that one. 404 00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:38,163 She's a friend of my girlfriend's. But she's a little skanky. 405 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,207 She's the one we need. 406 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,254 I don't understand this guy's handwriting. 407 00:23:45,421 --> 00:23:47,882 Are you sure this says "gas man?" 408 00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:50,134 Yes, that's what it says. "Gas man." 409 00:23:50,426 --> 00:23:52,011 They deliver tanks of butane. 410 00:23:52,178 --> 00:23:54,764 What the hell does he want one of them for? 411 00:23:55,014 --> 00:23:57,059 Maybe he needs a gas expert. 412 00:23:57,226 --> 00:24:00,563 I could have handled that myself. 413 00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:05,025 How's that for gas? 414 00:24:05,568 --> 00:24:07,112 Spicy food sure is nasty. 415 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,114 Torrente, don't be disgusting. 416 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,033 I meant tear gas and explosives. 417 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,412 - That one packed a punch. - Smells rotten. 418 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,291 Look, here's your friend. The delivery man. 419 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,712 Butane! 420 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,842 - Cuco! - What's up, Genaro? 421 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,343 What's up, dude? 422 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,306 Right there, come on! 423 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,017 - How are you? - Great. 424 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,687 Glad to hear it. My brother... 425 00:24:37,854 --> 00:24:40,982 I see he joined the family business. What's up, Ricardito? 426 00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:42,525 Hello. 427 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:43,192 Cuco. 428 00:24:44,736 --> 00:24:48,240 I can't leave him alone at home, he loses it. He's a bit... 429 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:50,826 Yeah, a "borderliner"... 430 00:24:51,076 --> 00:24:53,245 Genaro, this is Mr. Torrente. 431 00:24:53,412 --> 00:24:56,291 The guy setting up that little job I mentioned. 432 00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:57,792 What are you? 433 00:24:57,959 --> 00:24:59,085 The brains of the family? 434 00:24:59,252 --> 00:24:59,919 What? 435 00:25:00,086 --> 00:25:00,920 Say what? 436 00:25:01,296 --> 00:25:05,050 I'm grateful for what you're doing for me, but the company said 437 00:25:05,216 --> 00:25:09,430 if I screw up again, they'll fire me. The other day... 438 00:25:09,597 --> 00:25:11,057 Listen, kid. Are you a fucking idiot? 439 00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:11,891 What? 440 00:25:12,099 --> 00:25:13,351 Are you a fucking idiot? 441 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:14,435 What, what? 442 00:25:14,769 --> 00:25:17,314 We're offering you the chance to make millions. 443 00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:20,776 And you're worried about your shitty job. 444 00:25:20,942 --> 00:25:22,903 Mr. Torrente, show a little respect. 445 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:25,447 This is a steady job, your thing is fishy... 446 00:25:25,614 --> 00:25:27,325 Hey! Your truck! It's rolling away! 447 00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:27,992 No! 448 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,035 The lever! 449 00:25:29,202 --> 00:25:31,329 Stop! Stop! 450 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,459 Oh my God! 451 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,171 Ricardito, you took off the hand brake! 452 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,047 The lever! 453 00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:53,770 Holy shit! 454 00:25:53,937 --> 00:25:54,896 Wow. 455 00:25:55,313 --> 00:25:56,147 Okay- 456 00:25:56,648 --> 00:25:57,775 Anyway, kid. 457 00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,319 You don't have to worry about that job anymore. 458 00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:02,571 Come to this address tonight. 459 00:26:03,656 --> 00:26:05,366 They'll set you up. 460 00:26:08,203 --> 00:26:11,206 Don't bring him along. Come by yourself, okay? 461 00:26:33,021 --> 00:26:34,148 What is that? 462 00:26:34,314 --> 00:26:35,274 That's... 463 00:26:36,859 --> 00:26:38,486 That's a technician. 464 00:26:41,906 --> 00:26:47,036 Yeah, he wasn't on your list, but in Spain we always bring one along. 465 00:26:47,246 --> 00:26:48,414 What kind of technician? 466 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:52,293 General. We call him "the all around technician." 467 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,211 Can he be trusted? 468 00:26:55,421 --> 00:26:56,756 He's the gas man's brother. 469 00:26:57,047 --> 00:26:58,341 Gas man? 470 00:26:58,884 --> 00:26:59,926 Genaro Martin Lafuente, 471 00:27:00,093 --> 00:27:02,345 three years at Madrid Gas, six years 472 00:27:02,512 --> 00:27:04,806 at Spain Gas, military service in Melilla. 473 00:27:04,973 --> 00:27:07,477 The gas man you asked for on the list, Mr. Marshall. 474 00:27:07,643 --> 00:27:08,728 Hard to find, but... 475 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,354 Blast man! 476 00:27:10,521 --> 00:27:14,192 I said we needed a blast man to blast a hole! 477 00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:18,405 Mr. Torrente, I think he's insulting us. 478 00:27:18,572 --> 00:27:20,783 Yes, he doesn't sound very happy. Mr. Marshall... 479 00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:26,288 Hey, take it easy. We're okay. 480 00:27:26,455 --> 00:27:26,997 This is wrong. 481 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:30,668 This ellipse is calculated wrong. 482 00:27:31,503 --> 00:27:32,837 - What? - It's wrong. 483 00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:37,802 If we multiply the logarithm by the quotient, the result 484 00:27:37,968 --> 00:27:39,637 is inferior to the variable 485 00:27:39,804 --> 00:27:41,013 that determines the equation, 486 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:45,100 which means there's a constant error between 5 and 11 decimals 487 00:27:45,267 --> 00:27:47,228 in each of the measurements 488 00:27:47,394 --> 00:27:48,939 that have been taken. 489 00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:58,241 Ricardito is like Rain Man. 490 00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:02,370 Don't send him out for bread, but he's a math whiz. 491 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:10,379 The midget acrobat you asked for 492 00:28:10,546 --> 00:28:12,297 and the "attractive actress." 493 00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:14,675 Excuse me, but nobody has told me what this is all about. 494 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:15,926 What? 495 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:19,222 She says she's down for anything you want. 496 00:28:19,389 --> 00:28:22,350 If there's a special job, I charge separately. 497 00:28:22,517 --> 00:28:23,476 Me too. 498 00:28:23,643 --> 00:28:25,353 Keep quiet, midget. Don't be overanxious. 499 00:28:26,312 --> 00:28:27,355 Excellent, son. 500 00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:28,983 Thank you. 501 00:28:29,149 --> 00:28:32,903 Next Saturday we're going to steal two billion pesetas 502 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:35,322 from the main Eurovegas casino 503 00:28:35,489 --> 00:28:38,117 during the World Cup Final 504 00:28:38,702 --> 00:28:40,662 between Argentina and Catalonia. 505 00:28:40,829 --> 00:28:45,500 But first we must take a series of steps without which 506 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:49,255 it will be impossible to carry out the operation. 507 00:28:49,547 --> 00:28:51,507 The first step consists of... 508 00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:55,970 stealing a magnetic bracelet from a casino security guard. 509 00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:59,391 That will give us access the day of the robbery to the corridors 510 00:28:59,558 --> 00:29:02,352 that lead straight to the elevator to the vault. 511 00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:05,480 We've been watching this guy. He goes down to the parking lot 512 00:29:05,647 --> 00:29:07,316 for his car every day at the same time. 513 00:29:07,482 --> 00:29:11,029 That's where we'll be waiting to jump him. 514 00:29:11,195 --> 00:29:12,655 What do my brother and I do? 515 00:29:13,281 --> 00:29:13,781 Nothing. 516 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:15,033 It's already 3 against 1. 517 00:29:15,199 --> 00:29:19,330 Even if I were alone, the Nelson Pinch I learned at the academy 518 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,290 can immobilize anyone in seconds. 519 00:29:21,749 --> 00:29:22,499 Got a light? 520 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,375 What? 521 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:29,925 Torrente, the bracelet. 522 00:29:30,091 --> 00:29:31,343 Then why are we here? 523 00:29:31,509 --> 00:29:32,594 Fuck if I know. 524 00:29:32,761 --> 00:29:34,471 Cuco, why are they here? 525 00:29:34,638 --> 00:29:35,972 It wasn't today? 526 00:29:36,306 --> 00:29:41,938 Don Jose Luis, all this time working without a snack. 527 00:29:42,355 --> 00:29:45,358 You shouldn't have gone to the trouble. 528 00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:46,817 Some powdered pastry balls 529 00:29:46,984 --> 00:29:49,947 and a little muscatel will hit the spot. 530 00:29:50,113 --> 00:29:52,908 - Your friends look so pitiful... - Hands off! 531 00:29:53,075 --> 00:29:56,620 - ...and you're way too skinny. - Thanks, you're a doll. 532 00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:59,207 You're welcome to stay here 533 00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:01,626 while your place is getting fixed up. 534 00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:02,543 With your friends. 535 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:05,797 Every since my Nuria went to Germany 536 00:30:05,964 --> 00:30:08,424 to work in a frozen food factory 537 00:30:08,591 --> 00:30:10,052 and my Rafa got married, 538 00:30:10,386 --> 00:30:14,139 my niece Amparito and I are all alone here. 539 00:30:14,431 --> 00:30:16,058 Look, there she is. 540 00:30:17,101 --> 00:30:18,060 Amparito! 541 00:30:19,813 --> 00:30:22,065 Hey, Torrente! 542 00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:24,943 Long time no see. You look great! 543 00:30:25,402 --> 00:30:28,405 And that's not a line. You look great! 544 00:30:28,613 --> 00:30:30,533 What brings you here? 545 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:33,327 Thanks to your aunt Reme's kindness and hospitality, 546 00:30:33,494 --> 00:30:38,582 she said we could stay here while my place is getting remodeled. 547 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,670 Your place? I thought the bank took it away. 548 00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:44,881 Amparito's such a joker! 549 00:30:45,048 --> 00:30:48,969 I didn't know you walked old people now. 550 00:30:49,136 --> 00:30:51,681 - Hey, watch it! - He's my beau. 551 00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:53,349 Beau? He's an antique. 552 00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:54,308 A little respect. 553 00:30:54,475 --> 00:30:57,562 I've learned to not let passion get the best of me 554 00:30:57,729 --> 00:31:00,399 and appreciate a man for his internal qualities. 555 00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:03,235 I bet his wallet is full of internal qualities. 556 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,866 You have no idea how much I've missed you. 557 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:12,287 You haven't called much since Marbella. 558 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,498 What is this awful creature? 559 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,624 Ricardito! 560 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,877 Don't worry, ma'am. He's harmless. 561 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,629 He only attacks if he feels threatened. 562 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:21,881 Shoo! Shoo! 563 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:22,798 Shoo! 564 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,092 Fucking bozo! 565 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,809 This is the bad thing about surveillance missions. 566 00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:34,895 The time waiting. 567 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,148 What to do? 568 00:31:46,324 --> 00:31:48,076 Wanna jerk each other off? 569 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:50,996 Jerk off? 570 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:54,708 My cousin says you're really good at that. 571 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,294 - Well... - To pass the time, right? 572 00:31:57,461 --> 00:31:59,296 - Sure. - None of that gay stuff. 573 00:31:59,463 --> 00:32:01,132 No gay stuff, never. 574 00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:03,885 Where I'm from we grab it like this, 575 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,929 squeeze it like a chicken's neck 576 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:08,515 and spank the tip... Wham, barn... 577 00:32:08,681 --> 00:32:09,766 Wham, barn... 578 00:32:09,933 --> 00:32:11,435 until it pops. 579 00:32:11,602 --> 00:32:13,145 That's gotta hurt. 580 00:32:13,312 --> 00:32:15,314 - Try it. - Hey, what are you doing? 581 00:32:15,481 --> 00:32:17,358 Wait, it's caught in the zipper! 582 00:32:17,525 --> 00:32:20,654 The coolest thing is to drain your brain of all the oxygen. 583 00:32:20,821 --> 00:32:21,905 What do you mean? 584 00:32:22,072 --> 00:32:23,156 - Like this. - Stop! 585 00:32:23,323 --> 00:32:24,574 The asphyxiation thing. 586 00:32:24,741 --> 00:32:27,536 But be careful, some guys keel over. 587 00:32:27,702 --> 00:32:29,579 - Look, a plastic bag. - Here. 588 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:33,251 Now we're talking! 589 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,086 Enjoy the trip! 590 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,963 Party time! 591 00:32:38,172 --> 00:32:39,423 Here we go. 592 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,343 Okay, Okay- 593 00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:44,805 Okay- 594 00:32:45,848 --> 00:32:47,182 Cool, huh? 595 00:32:47,349 --> 00:32:49,017 Pretty nice, huh, Torrente? 596 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,144 Nice? 597 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,772 I'll show you nice, you homo! 598 00:32:53,356 --> 00:32:54,941 Mr. Torrente, over there! 599 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,025 There! 600 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,365 He's not alone, he's with some buff guy. 601 00:33:01,949 --> 00:33:03,117 It doesn't matter. 602 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:05,744 We stick with the plan. Let's go. 603 00:33:12,335 --> 00:33:14,754 - 3,500 sit-ups a day. - Damn. 604 00:33:14,921 --> 00:33:18,258 3,500. Can you do that? That's what it takes. 605 00:33:18,425 --> 00:33:20,051 Got a light? 606 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,929 Light? 607 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,764 Spare change? 608 00:33:36,904 --> 00:33:38,363 Take it easy, kid. 609 00:33:39,198 --> 00:33:39,948 Jesusin! 610 00:33:40,115 --> 00:33:41,784 Go ahead, take him on! 611 00:33:41,951 --> 00:33:43,119 Attack! 612 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,246 Come on, champ! Let's go! 613 00:33:45,622 --> 00:33:46,915 No... Bite him! 614 00:33:47,415 --> 00:33:48,541 Bite him! 615 00:33:50,168 --> 00:33:51,044 Cuco! 616 00:34:03,516 --> 00:34:05,518 - Torrente, the bracelet! - Perfect. 617 00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:06,394 Let's go! 618 00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:08,980 Wait, his wallet... Damn, a 92/3 cell phone. 619 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:09,773 Come on! 620 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:10,732 Let's go! 621 00:34:10,899 --> 00:34:12,235 Right, let's go! 622 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:19,617 The code to open the vault changes every day. 623 00:34:19,784 --> 00:34:23,205 The casino manager gets the new codes every Friday 624 00:34:23,372 --> 00:34:26,416 and keeps them in his PC at home. 625 00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,293 So we need to get the keys 626 00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:31,296 to get in the day of the robbery and decipher the code. 627 00:34:31,463 --> 00:34:33,007 You mean I have to fuck him. 628 00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:34,884 Sluts like you have tons of tricks 629 00:34:35,051 --> 00:34:36,803 to get stuff without dropping your panties, 630 00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:38,137 but hey, it's up to you. 631 00:34:38,304 --> 00:34:40,598 Charm him, slim him a mickey 632 00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:42,726 and when he's groggy, you clean him out. 633 00:34:42,893 --> 00:34:44,311 You see? The midget knows her stuff. 634 00:34:44,478 --> 00:34:47,314 But you can't take his keys or he'll suspect. 635 00:34:47,481 --> 00:34:50,859 You have to take a mold with this special putty. 636 00:34:51,026 --> 00:34:53,154 We'll handle the rest. Right, Torrente? 637 00:34:53,321 --> 00:34:55,907 It's a perfect plan. Seamless. 638 00:34:56,074 --> 00:34:59,494 Mr. Torrente, do you know where this lady keeps the aspirin? 639 00:34:59,661 --> 00:35:00,954 Aspirin? Here. 640 00:35:01,162 --> 00:35:03,416 The best thing for your head. Brandy. 641 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,918 - Should I pour it on my head? - No! 642 00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:09,005 Rub it on your balls, dummy. Drink it! 643 00:35:18,181 --> 00:35:19,308 Good evening. 644 00:35:19,725 --> 00:35:21,893 I'm the casino manager. Can I give you a hand? 645 00:35:22,061 --> 00:35:25,023 Can you stick it in the crack? 646 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:27,442 I mean the key. 647 00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:29,444 Yes. 648 00:35:31,988 --> 00:35:32,990 That was easy! 649 00:35:33,615 --> 00:35:35,909 You're a man of skill. 650 00:35:36,327 --> 00:35:39,538 Would you like to have a drink with me? 651 00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:42,124 I hate drinking alone. 652 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:45,295 And besides, I drink from the bottle. 653 00:35:45,462 --> 00:35:47,213 Look, Miss. I'm very busy. 654 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:51,551 And I think you've had enough to drink. If you'll excuse me... 655 00:35:54,305 --> 00:35:56,223 What a schmuck! 656 00:35:56,390 --> 00:36:00,394 Don't worry. I think we're going to need the heavy artillery. 657 00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:03,899 - Like my friend Chelo. - Chelo? 658 00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:08,070 If her artillery is heavier than yours, we'll need a dolly. 659 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:21,793 Good evening. 660 00:36:22,168 --> 00:36:22,795 Hi. 661 00:36:22,961 --> 00:36:23,962 Can I help you? 662 00:36:24,797 --> 00:36:28,092 My door is resisting. Can you give me a hand? 663 00:36:28,258 --> 00:36:30,260 These doors should open automatically 664 00:36:30,427 --> 00:36:32,931 before a beautiful woman like yourself. May I? 665 00:36:35,809 --> 00:36:36,893 All set. 666 00:36:37,352 --> 00:36:40,271 If you need anything else, I'm entirely at your disposal. 667 00:36:40,438 --> 00:36:41,523 Entirely? 668 00:36:41,689 --> 00:36:45,986 Let's go inside, handsome. See if you resist less than the door. 669 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:47,530 They're inside. 670 00:36:48,197 --> 00:36:51,158 What the hell. You only live once! 671 00:36:52,869 --> 00:36:55,163 - Come here. - No, you come here. 672 00:36:55,705 --> 00:36:56,623 Whatever you say! 673 00:36:56,790 --> 00:36:59,709 This view is getting me horny. 674 00:37:01,169 --> 00:37:02,796 Hey, as long as we're here... 675 00:37:02,964 --> 00:37:06,467 Wanna give it a stroke? 676 00:37:06,634 --> 00:37:08,803 Don't be ridiculous, for God's sake! 677 00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:12,974 The thing is filling up with blood. 678 00:37:13,725 --> 00:37:15,185 I even feel dizzy. 679 00:37:16,812 --> 00:37:18,355 What are you doing? 680 00:37:18,522 --> 00:37:20,983 Here, give me your hand. Feel how hard it is! 681 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,278 No, you filthy pig! 682 00:37:23,445 --> 00:37:26,239 Take that thing off your head! Look, they're almost done. 683 00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:38,461 Great work, ma'am. You knocked him out. 684 00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:39,211 Miss. 685 00:37:39,378 --> 00:37:43,048 Having sex with you must be double the pleasure. 686 00:37:43,215 --> 00:37:44,176 First the sex, 687 00:37:44,634 --> 00:37:46,219 and then when you get off. 688 00:37:46,678 --> 00:37:48,054 Don't be rude! 689 00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,806 Okay, the copy is ready. 690 00:37:49,973 --> 00:37:53,226 We have the keys. We need to splite before he wakes up. 691 00:37:53,393 --> 00:37:54,437 Hey, Torrente. 692 00:37:54,979 --> 00:37:58,691 The room's already paid for. How about a quickie? 693 00:38:00,985 --> 00:38:03,237 Who do you take me for? 694 00:38:04,948 --> 00:38:08,035 Paqui, tell Cuco I'm going to be a little late. 695 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:10,120 I need to stay here and wipe fingerprints. 696 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,921 Look at this dump. What a country. 697 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,466 Don't complain, your guys won the last election again. 698 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,178 My guys? They're all the same, man. 699 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:27,306 The government is full of crooks. 700 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:29,558 I'm blown away, Torrente. 701 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:32,978 Don't tell me you've gone Occupy Wall Street on us! 702 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,564 Watch your mouth, kid! 703 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,943 Being full of sleazebags is one thing, 704 00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:40,695 comparing me to those hippie wannabes is another. 705 00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,406 Now I've heard it all. What we need is a heavy hand. 706 00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:47,578 You sound like you want Franco back. 707 00:38:48,204 --> 00:38:50,456 Son, don't get me started... 708 00:38:50,623 --> 00:38:52,542 This is it. Let's go inside. 709 00:38:59,675 --> 00:39:03,845 The karate ones are out of style. Grab the merchandise and get going. 710 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:05,098 Here we are. 711 00:39:05,265 --> 00:39:07,809 Torrente, I thought you weren't coming. 712 00:39:07,976 --> 00:39:09,894 - I've got your keys. - Great, Cabañas. 713 00:39:10,061 --> 00:39:11,437 Step into my office. 714 00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:13,773 - Quite a factory you've got here. - And there's more. 715 00:39:19,029 --> 00:39:21,991 There you have it. Spain is now fifth in the world 716 00:39:22,157 --> 00:39:26,288 in creating child labor. That's what I call progress! 717 00:39:26,454 --> 00:39:30,625 Incredible. And it's nice to see most of the kids are Spanish. 718 00:39:30,792 --> 00:39:31,459 Yeah. 719 00:39:31,626 --> 00:39:33,545 Keep up the good work, sweetheart! 720 00:39:33,712 --> 00:39:34,505 Pretty girl. 721 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,007 Hey! 722 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,801 Don't touch them, some haven't been vaccinated. 723 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,013 Kid, that's dangerous. 724 00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,014 Come on, kids! 725 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:47,811 There's a piece of bread for you if you reach 20 pairs before nightfall. 726 00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,980 You're so generous with your workers. 727 00:39:50,147 --> 00:39:51,106 They love it. 728 00:39:51,481 --> 00:39:54,067 Right this way, Torrente. The keys are in here. 729 00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:56,070 - But there's one thing. - What? 730 00:39:56,237 --> 00:40:00,074 They were sticky. The putty had something white on it. 731 00:40:00,408 --> 00:40:01,826 It looked like semen. 732 00:40:01,993 --> 00:40:04,037 What are you talking about? That's impossible. 733 00:40:04,203 --> 00:40:05,956 - I'm serious. - What nonsense! 734 00:40:06,123 --> 00:40:08,167 - There you go. - They're perfect. 735 00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:09,501 You're the best! 736 00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:11,754 Look, I know you're preparing something big. 737 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,465 I have to be in on it. 738 00:40:14,632 --> 00:40:16,801 You'd only get in the way. 739 00:40:16,968 --> 00:40:19,471 I'm more capable than any of your men. 740 00:40:19,638 --> 00:40:22,807 You're damaged goods. You're defective. 741 00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:25,436 - Want me to prove it? - Hey, take it easy. 742 00:40:25,645 --> 00:40:28,648 With the tall one. Bring it on, putz! 743 00:40:28,856 --> 00:40:32,276 Come on, putz! Attack me if you've got the balls! 744 00:40:38,325 --> 00:40:39,409 Cabañas! 745 00:40:39,868 --> 00:40:43,664 We'll come back another day and pay for the keys. 746 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:47,418 The street is nearby. 747 00:40:47,585 --> 00:40:51,047 Gas man... How could you be so stupid? 748 00:40:51,214 --> 00:40:54,467 Come on, you couldn't read his handwriting either. 749 00:40:55,093 --> 00:40:58,222 Luckily I know the perfect guy. An expert in blasting holes. 750 00:40:58,972 --> 00:41:02,643 And he was unjustly kicked off the force, just like me. 751 00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:06,106 No, no. 752 00:41:06,272 --> 00:41:06,981 Torrente? 753 00:41:07,148 --> 00:41:08,066 Sonsoles! 754 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,234 Weren't you in jail? 755 00:41:09,484 --> 00:41:10,652 Judicial error. 756 00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:11,903 Is your husband home? 757 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,447 He's not here! He's not here! 758 00:41:14,614 --> 00:41:16,242 Cuadrado! How's it going? 759 00:41:16,409 --> 00:41:19,620 Is that chick pea stew? Hers is delicious. 760 00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,455 - Great. Come on. - Where are you going? 761 00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:23,499 Yummy! Chick pea stew! 762 00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:25,460 Hold on! Where are you going? 763 00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:32,134 Nobody knows criminal procedure like you, Cuadrado. 764 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,262 Heists, robberies, and especially blasting holes! 765 00:41:35,512 --> 00:41:36,848 You're our man. 766 00:41:37,014 --> 00:41:38,891 I already said no, Torrente. 767 00:41:39,058 --> 00:41:41,644 I lead a quiet life now. 768 00:41:42,562 --> 00:41:44,397 I live with dignity... 769 00:41:44,564 --> 00:41:46,358 Hey, don't exaggerate. 770 00:41:46,525 --> 00:41:48,485 I have a decent steady job. 771 00:41:48,652 --> 00:41:51,822 Cleaning and security at an arcade facility. 772 00:41:51,989 --> 00:41:53,824 And you were a bad influence. 773 00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:56,911 Ramiro is a weak man. 774 00:41:57,537 --> 00:42:00,582 And you surrounded him with vice and floozies. 775 00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:03,918 Yeah, right. Like I put a gun to his head. 776 00:42:04,085 --> 00:42:06,756 Actually I wish I could, Torrente, but... 777 00:42:06,922 --> 00:42:09,425 No! This time he won't fall into your trap. 778 00:42:10,801 --> 00:42:12,970 It's your call, Cuadrado. This is serious. 779 00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:15,514 We're talking about not being poor anymore. 780 00:42:15,681 --> 00:42:18,185 About grabbing the bull by the horns. 781 00:42:18,351 --> 00:42:21,855 But most of all, about not being slaves to the system anymore 782 00:42:22,022 --> 00:42:23,565 and living like real men! 783 00:42:24,316 --> 00:42:24,983 But hey, 784 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:25,859 it's up to you. 785 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:28,154 Let's go, boys. 786 00:42:31,741 --> 00:42:32,408 Boys! 787 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,953 We haven't had dessert yet. 788 00:42:36,789 --> 00:42:38,957 There is dessert, right, ma'am? 789 00:42:58,979 --> 00:43:01,816 Keep it coming, Marshall! Be generous. 790 00:43:01,982 --> 00:43:02,775 Don't be stingy- 791 00:43:03,317 --> 00:43:04,527 Spread the wealth. 792 00:43:39,566 --> 00:43:41,317 Persian Gulf! 793 00:43:44,529 --> 00:43:46,197 Me too, me too. 794 00:43:57,752 --> 00:44:00,505 Me very brave, huge balls. 795 00:44:02,549 --> 00:44:06,261 Your legs... in Vietnam, kaput, no? 796 00:44:18,942 --> 00:44:21,278 We leave nothing to improvisation. 797 00:44:21,904 --> 00:44:23,739 Here's to your balls, Marshall. 798 00:44:24,406 --> 00:44:25,991 Here's to my balls. 799 00:44:31,539 --> 00:44:34,292 Fucking Marshall... He's a riot. 800 00:44:38,088 --> 00:44:41,050 Holy shit. What a smoke-out. 801 00:44:43,135 --> 00:44:45,137 You're high off your asses. 802 00:44:45,387 --> 00:44:47,474 Cowabunga, Torrente. 803 00:44:49,935 --> 00:44:52,812 What bastards. Didn't wait long, did you? 804 00:44:53,146 --> 00:44:54,981 Young people are depraved. 805 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,506 Do you want to be rich? 806 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:19,717 Do you want to be a millionaire'? 807 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,888 Do you want to be happy and forget your troubles? 808 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,143 Rob Eurovegas! 809 00:45:35,025 --> 00:45:37,194 Dad? Dad! 810 00:45:38,154 --> 00:45:39,906 - A robbery. - How much? 811 00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:41,783 A couple billion, Dad. 812 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:44,744 I hooked up Cuco and his really smart cousin. 813 00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:48,541 A first-rate group. We even have an American assistant. 814 00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:51,377 I know it goes against the values you taught me, 815 00:45:51,544 --> 00:45:53,921 defending justice, fighting crime, 816 00:45:54,088 --> 00:45:55,965 but it's a lot of dough! 817 00:45:56,549 --> 00:46:01,221 Money deteriorates moral values, with very few exceptions. 818 00:46:01,638 --> 00:46:03,640 It's too hot in here, Dad. 819 00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:05,058 Yes, it is. 820 00:46:05,225 --> 00:46:09,939 The AC is broken and we need replacement parts from Chicago. 821 00:46:10,106 --> 00:46:11,607 I'm your friend, Torrente. 822 00:46:11,774 --> 00:46:12,984 I trust you. 823 00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:14,861 You're the best, Torrente. 824 00:46:15,236 --> 00:46:16,195 Torrente! 825 00:46:16,821 --> 00:46:17,780 Torrente! 826 00:46:18,449 --> 00:46:19,575 Torrente! 827 00:46:20,117 --> 00:46:21,326 Torrente. 828 00:46:22,202 --> 00:46:23,078 Torrente! 829 00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:27,166 Your friends are here waiting for 830 00:46:27,332 --> 00:46:28,585 your work meeting. 831 00:46:29,002 --> 00:46:30,045 Thanks, Reme. 832 00:46:30,712 --> 00:46:32,005 I was meditating. 833 00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,468 Okay- 834 00:46:36,634 --> 00:46:37,761 Okay, Okay- 835 00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:43,100 Let's go over the whole operation one more time. 836 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:46,312 Step by step to make sure everything is clear. 837 00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:47,897 Please! 838 00:46:49,858 --> 00:46:50,692 Right. 839 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:54,738 Marshall will guide us with the cameras at headquarters, his house. 840 00:46:54,905 --> 00:46:57,783 Our computer technicians will never leave his side 841 00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:01,120 to make sure everything runs smoothly. 842 00:47:01,287 --> 00:47:03,539 By the way, you should be there already. 843 00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:08,544 Ricardito said to wait until breakfast was served. 844 00:47:08,712 --> 00:47:12,049 Who gives the orders here? This retard or me? 845 00:47:12,674 --> 00:47:13,467 No. 846 00:47:13,717 --> 00:47:14,843 No, what? 847 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:18,180 - We can't without breakfast. - That's right. 848 00:47:18,973 --> 00:47:20,975 Goddamn it! Get the fuck out of here! 849 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,352 Move your asses! 850 00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:24,562 Sorry about that. 851 00:47:24,729 --> 00:47:28,108 We have to follow a hierarchy. Iron discipline. 852 00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,486 It's the only way. Am I right? 853 00:47:30,653 --> 00:47:32,488 - Where was I? - Torrente... 854 00:47:32,655 --> 00:47:35,282 The boys said you sent them on an errand 855 00:47:35,449 --> 00:47:37,493 without food in their stomachs? 856 00:47:45,919 --> 00:47:49,257 Now that you've had your "Nesquack" and all that, 857 00:47:49,423 --> 00:47:50,675 we can get back to work. 858 00:47:50,842 --> 00:47:53,261 The robbery is tomorrow, 859 00:47:53,427 --> 00:47:54,679 the day of the Final. 860 00:47:54,846 --> 00:47:55,763 The final what? 861 00:47:56,305 --> 00:47:58,224 - Please... - Chickie, 862 00:47:58,599 --> 00:47:59,893 the World Cup Final. 863 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,186 Catalonia vs. Argentina. 864 00:48:01,353 --> 00:48:02,646 Everybody knows that. 865 00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:04,314 Okay- 866 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:06,525 We'll be divided into four teams, 867 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,360 each with a specific function. 868 00:48:08,527 --> 00:48:11,447 But we'll be in constant contact on the radio. 869 00:48:11,614 --> 00:48:13,783 Is the robbery going to be in English? 870 00:48:14,576 --> 00:48:15,827 We'll do it in Spanish. 871 00:48:16,244 --> 00:48:19,122 Besides, I'll be the one giving orders on the transmitters. 872 00:48:19,289 --> 00:48:21,584 Marshall will be there to supervise, 873 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:23,460 sitting around. 874 00:48:23,627 --> 00:48:26,338 The first group will be me, Cuco, 875 00:48:26,505 --> 00:48:27,548 his girlfriend, 876 00:48:27,756 --> 00:48:28,966 and Cuadrado. 877 00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:32,721 We'll work from room 141 in the casino hotel, 878 00:48:32,888 --> 00:48:35,807 which Chickie and Cuadrado will have checked into beforehand. 879 00:48:38,602 --> 00:48:43,149 Room 141 is located above the casino computer room. 880 00:48:43,399 --> 00:48:46,194 That's where all the surveillance cameras are connected. 881 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,779 After a series of precise calculations 882 00:48:48,946 --> 00:48:51,158 are made by Cuadrado, our blast expert, 883 00:48:51,325 --> 00:48:55,078 we'll open up the floor and place explosive charges inside 884 00:48:55,245 --> 00:48:58,290 to blow a hole in the right spot. 885 00:49:06,966 --> 00:49:09,636 We'll detonate the charges at exactly the right time. 886 00:49:09,802 --> 00:49:13,182 Beforehand, at 3 in the afternoon, a second group, 887 00:49:13,349 --> 00:49:16,936 momentarily led by Cuco and me, will arrive at a sewer opening 888 00:49:17,102 --> 00:49:18,979 a few hundred yards away from the casino. 889 00:49:19,146 --> 00:49:19,605 Excuse me. 890 00:49:19,772 --> 00:49:20,774 Can we take my brother along? 891 00:49:20,941 --> 00:49:24,152 He's anti-social, if I leave him alone at home we're in trouble. 892 00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:28,823 If this keeps up, things are going to get ugly. 893 00:49:41,672 --> 00:49:44,341 This second group will climb down the sewer, 894 00:49:44,508 --> 00:49:48,136 proceed through the electrical tunnels 895 00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:51,891 and will reach a strategic spot where the structure is not as thick. 896 00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:55,311 The high quantity of explosive material 897 00:49:55,478 --> 00:49:59,607 must be transported with great delicacy and precision. 898 00:49:59,774 --> 00:50:00,442 By the way, 899 00:50:00,609 --> 00:50:04,947 I told Marshall we'd have no problem providing the explosives ourselves. 900 00:50:05,197 --> 00:50:07,241 I don't want to burn my contacts. 901 00:50:07,491 --> 00:50:09,493 Can any of you get them? 902 00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:10,745 Me. 903 00:50:11,413 --> 00:50:13,206 Your friend Genaro is finally proving useful. 904 00:50:13,915 --> 00:50:15,250 I'm gonna make a call. 905 00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:16,042 Who are you calling? 906 00:50:16,209 --> 00:50:17,752 411. 907 00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:18,712 Information? 908 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,300 Sure, they can get anything. They did Ricardito's Communion. 909 00:50:22,466 --> 00:50:23,676 Retards make Communion? 910 00:50:23,843 --> 00:50:24,510 Hi there. 911 00:50:24,677 --> 00:50:26,554 My friends and I are robbing a casino. 912 00:50:26,721 --> 00:50:28,389 We need explosives... 913 00:50:28,556 --> 00:50:31,351 Hang up right now! Put an ad in the paper while you're at it! 914 00:50:31,518 --> 00:50:32,477 I'll call you back. 915 00:50:32,894 --> 00:50:34,980 - Take it easy. - Thanks, Jesusin. 916 00:50:35,522 --> 00:50:38,817 The next team will consist of Antoñito. 917 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,613 Very impressive. Very good, Antoñito. 918 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:45,700 The casino has placed a giant screen in one of its bars 919 00:50:45,867 --> 00:50:47,535 for people to watch the World Cup. 920 00:50:47,869 --> 00:50:51,123 You'll get there early to hand out air horns 921 00:50:51,290 --> 00:50:53,292 and vuvuzelas to the fans. 922 00:50:53,459 --> 00:50:55,085 What's a vuvuzela? 923 00:50:55,544 --> 00:50:57,921 Where were you when Spain won the World Cup? 924 00:50:58,088 --> 00:50:59,298 Those fucking trumpets! 925 00:50:59,465 --> 00:51:01,384 Spain won the World Cup? 926 00:51:01,885 --> 00:51:02,594 Anyway... 927 00:51:02,761 --> 00:51:05,847 When we're ready, I'll call Antoñito on the radio 928 00:51:06,014 --> 00:51:07,098 to sound his air horn. 929 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,768 People will copy him like sheep 930 00:51:09,934 --> 00:51:12,646 and the place will get fucking noisy as hell, 931 00:51:12,813 --> 00:51:16,359 which is when we'll detonate the charges to open the hole. 932 00:51:17,943 --> 00:51:21,156 The hole will be above the computer room, remember? 933 00:51:21,323 --> 00:51:22,282 Okay, then. 934 00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:24,743 Cuadrado will help Chickie put on her harness 935 00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:26,745 and he'll lower her down. Since she's a midget, 936 00:51:26,912 --> 00:51:28,205 she can fit into any orifice. 937 00:51:28,372 --> 00:51:31,124 It's only a like 20 feet anyway. 938 00:51:31,292 --> 00:51:35,880 You can't let the girl do something that dangerous! 939 00:51:36,214 --> 00:51:40,009 Reme, got any of that great fried pork fat in the kitchen? 940 00:51:40,176 --> 00:51:41,929 - I'll go check. - Thanks. 941 00:51:42,221 --> 00:51:46,016 Chickie will be wearing glasses with a camera allowing Marshall 942 00:51:46,183 --> 00:51:49,019 to watch everything from home. He'll tell her which wires to pinch 943 00:51:49,186 --> 00:51:53,858 and plug in to give him access to the casino surveillance cameras. 944 00:51:54,484 --> 00:51:55,360 Excellent. 945 00:51:55,527 --> 00:51:56,569 Very cool! 946 00:51:58,905 --> 00:52:02,118 Oops! I didn't know you were in a meeting. 947 00:52:07,832 --> 00:52:09,542 Excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. 948 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,922 There he goes, at the best part. 949 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,173 - Yes. - No. 950 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,009 Yes, Amparito. Don't be silly. 951 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,471 Come on, I'm the man of your dreams. 952 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:25,143 What? You're a sleazebag. 953 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:28,271 No! I've changed, I've settled down. 954 00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:31,733 And I've got a lot of money coming my way. 955 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,986 I'm going to make a queen out of you. 956 00:52:34,153 --> 00:52:36,697 You sure know how to seduce a woman. 957 00:52:36,864 --> 00:52:38,907 Money, tons of it! 958 00:52:39,366 --> 00:52:40,868 You're a romantic at heart. 959 00:52:41,034 --> 00:52:43,079 Come on, get on your knees. 960 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,001 If I do this, what will you think of me? 961 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,920 If you don't bite me, only good things. 962 00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:55,843 Stick it in all the way, that's it. 963 00:52:56,135 --> 00:52:56,969 Torren-agh... 964 00:52:57,136 --> 00:52:59,847 If you don't gag, it's not a real blowjob. 965 00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:02,184 Oh, that's nice. Like that... 966 00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:03,852 All the way in... 967 00:53:08,023 --> 00:53:09,900 Amparito, are these your panties? 968 00:53:11,109 --> 00:53:12,862 No, they're my aunt's. 969 00:53:19,827 --> 00:53:21,954 Now give me a Segovian. 970 00:53:22,121 --> 00:53:23,790 - Segovian? - Yeah. 971 00:53:23,957 --> 00:53:25,959 The suckling pig. Swallow it whole. 972 00:53:31,465 --> 00:53:33,468 But without me I don't think... 973 00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:35,803 Okay, then. 974 00:53:38,681 --> 00:53:39,724 Where were we? 975 00:53:40,058 --> 00:53:41,351 The robbery. 976 00:53:41,643 --> 00:53:44,021 - Thanks, Gerardo. - Genaro, sir. 977 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:45,523 Whatever. 978 00:53:45,731 --> 00:53:46,982 Like I was saying, 979 00:53:47,149 --> 00:53:48,984 Cuco and I will access the private area 980 00:53:49,151 --> 00:53:52,363 with the bracelet we took from the security guard. 981 00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:55,951 Once there, Marshall will record the empty corridors 982 00:53:56,117 --> 00:53:57,911 and play the recording in a loop 983 00:53:58,078 --> 00:54:00,914 to throw off the guards in the control room. 984 00:54:01,081 --> 00:54:03,918 Then we can walk freely to the elevator 985 00:54:04,085 --> 00:54:06,504 that will take us down to the vault. 986 00:54:06,712 --> 00:54:08,548 On our way down the corridor, 987 00:54:08,714 --> 00:54:12,343 Cuco and I will take out any guards we run into. 988 00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,555 How will we take them out? 989 00:54:14,721 --> 00:54:17,766 Cuco, please! I can't believe you're asking me that. 990 00:54:17,933 --> 00:54:19,601 You were with me in Marbella. 991 00:54:19,768 --> 00:54:23,064 I'm one of the best in Europe at hand-to-hand combat 992 00:54:23,231 --> 00:54:25,066 and martial arts. 993 00:54:44,754 --> 00:54:49,050 Okay, we'll take a rifle with tranquilizer darts just in case. 994 00:55:00,396 --> 00:55:02,773 We'll wear gas masks in the elevator. 995 00:55:03,107 --> 00:55:07,154 Then we'll use a canister of tear gas on the last two guards. 996 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:21,085 You're wondering what will happen once Cuco and I 997 00:55:21,502 --> 00:55:23,756 reach the door of the vault, aren't you? 998 00:55:24,173 --> 00:55:27,217 That's where Jesusin comes in. 999 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,054 With the keys we stole from the casino manager, 1000 00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:31,847 you'll have to go to his house. 1001 00:55:49,575 --> 00:55:52,578 Once inside, you'll have to find his office. 1002 00:55:52,745 --> 00:55:56,416 Then you'll hack his PC with a special device 1003 00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,126 and decipher the code. 1004 00:55:59,127 --> 00:56:00,420 The fried pork fat. 1005 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:04,133 I think you'll have trouble getting the code, Torrente. 1006 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:05,885 Good grief. 1007 00:56:06,052 --> 00:56:07,637 Once we get the code, 1008 00:56:08,137 --> 00:56:12,767 Jesusin will give us the numbers of the combination to open it. 1009 00:56:18,023 --> 00:56:20,609 Once Cuco and I have the money in the bags, 1010 00:56:20,776 --> 00:56:21,902 we'll call the bomb squad 1011 00:56:22,069 --> 00:56:25,990 and they'll blast open a hole we can escape through. 1012 00:56:27,283 --> 00:56:29,411 I'm not keen on explosives. 1013 00:56:29,911 --> 00:56:31,830 They're too dangerous. 1014 00:56:32,038 --> 00:56:32,914 Reme... 1015 00:56:33,081 --> 00:56:36,961 Don't you have some dusting or vacuuming to do? 1016 00:56:37,253 --> 00:56:37,962 No. 1017 00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:39,004 No. 1018 00:56:39,171 --> 00:56:40,548 How about some more goodies? 1019 00:56:40,715 --> 00:56:44,428 These vultures ate all the pork fat and some of us didn't get any. 1020 00:56:44,594 --> 00:56:46,471 Okay, I'll go check. 1021 00:56:46,638 --> 00:56:50,100 Right. We'll climb down to the sewer through the hole we blasted open. 1022 00:56:50,517 --> 00:56:56,524 Then we'll haul ass back to the sewer opening where we parked the van. 1023 00:56:57,358 --> 00:57:02,447 We'll climb up and take off before the police even realize. 1024 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,502 If any of us makes a single mistake 1025 00:57:14,669 --> 00:57:17,213 the whole plan is fucked. You got that? 1026 00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:19,215 Why are you looking at me? 1027 00:57:19,883 --> 00:57:22,343 Who should I look at, him? He makes me nervous. 1028 00:57:22,510 --> 00:57:23,970 He has a toad face. 1029 00:57:24,304 --> 00:57:28,142 The meeting point after the robbery will be Marshall's house, 1030 00:57:28,309 --> 00:57:31,896 where we'll split the loot in 11 nearly equal shares. 1031 00:57:32,688 --> 00:57:34,106 I want more money. 1032 00:57:34,273 --> 00:57:38,570 You owe me 6,000 pesetas in whiskey, plus interest! 1033 00:57:39,988 --> 00:57:41,072 Okay- 1034 00:57:41,239 --> 00:57:43,992 Your demand is duly noted, but we'll see. 1035 00:57:44,576 --> 00:57:45,745 Now listen up. 1036 00:57:45,912 --> 00:57:47,497 Once we split the money, 1037 00:57:47,663 --> 00:57:50,416 we can't see or talk to each other for a few weeks 1038 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,710 so we don't raise suspicion. 1039 00:57:52,877 --> 00:57:55,547 You're each free to do whatever you want with your share, 1040 00:57:55,714 --> 00:57:58,592 as long as you show no signs of sudden wealth. 1041 00:57:58,759 --> 00:58:00,969 How about some pork rind sandwiches? 1042 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:04,640 Can't say no to that. Save one for me. 1043 00:58:04,974 --> 00:58:06,726 - Hold on. - Leave one for me at least. 1044 00:58:06,893 --> 00:58:08,019 Thanks! 1045 00:58:12,357 --> 00:58:13,107 Ready? 1046 00:58:13,274 --> 00:58:14,442 ROBBERY D DAY 1047 00:58:27,791 --> 00:58:29,876 Room 141 isn't available. 1048 00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:33,588 I'm sorry, but the room you booked 1049 00:58:33,755 --> 00:58:37,009 isn't room 141, it's room 114. 1050 00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:39,720 I may have made a mistake. But we want room 141. 1051 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:43,099 Yes, Miss, but room 141 is occupied. 1052 00:58:43,266 --> 00:58:45,310 Then unoccupy it. Make them change rooms. 1053 00:58:45,477 --> 00:58:46,270 Who gives a shit! 1054 00:58:46,436 --> 00:58:49,690 It's the room right above the computer room! 1055 00:58:50,691 --> 00:58:52,192 Well, that's okay. 1056 00:58:52,526 --> 00:58:53,610 Honey... 1057 00:58:53,861 --> 00:58:55,613 We'll take this room. 1058 00:58:55,864 --> 00:58:56,948 You like scandal. 1059 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:57,907 No... 1060 00:58:58,283 --> 00:59:01,035 You should be ashamed of yourself! A man your age. 1061 00:59:01,661 --> 00:59:02,787 Such a young girl. 1062 00:59:02,954 --> 00:59:05,290 You could be her father. 1063 00:59:05,457 --> 00:59:06,625 Even her grandfather! 1064 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:07,877 She's a friend. 1065 00:59:08,294 --> 00:59:09,461 Oh, a friend. 1066 00:59:10,504 --> 00:59:11,505 Sleazebag. 1067 00:59:11,672 --> 00:59:12,631 Pervert. 1068 00:59:12,798 --> 00:59:14,216 Corrupting minors! 1069 00:59:14,383 --> 00:59:15,552 Cradle robber! 1070 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:16,553 Show off. 1071 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,513 Fucking dwarf! 1072 00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:21,433 I'm about to call hotel security. 1073 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,478 Mr. Alonso. 1074 00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:29,108 I'm not busy on Saturday anymore. 1075 00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:30,526 That's great! 1076 00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,154 If it's great or not depends on you. 1077 00:59:37,409 --> 00:59:39,286 You caught me on a good day. 1078 00:59:39,870 --> 00:59:41,413 There's your key. 1079 00:59:44,124 --> 00:59:47,587 Torrente, we have a tiny little problem. 1080 00:59:48,379 --> 00:59:49,672 We didn't get the room. 1081 00:59:55,094 --> 00:59:55,930 Torrente! 1082 00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:57,806 Take it easy, Marshall. 1083 00:59:57,973 --> 01:00:01,185 I have to stay on top of these guys to get things right. 1084 01:00:01,352 --> 01:00:04,647 I'll just have to send Cuco to supervise the explosives. 1085 01:00:04,813 --> 01:00:07,817 But that's okay, he's completely reliable. 1086 01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:12,072 Careful, here it comes! 1087 01:00:12,238 --> 01:00:14,324 We have to do this with pinpoint accuracy. 1088 01:00:14,491 --> 01:00:16,327 That stuff blows up just looking at it. 1089 01:00:16,494 --> 01:00:18,496 Don't worry, I never lose my cool. 1090 01:00:33,512 --> 01:00:36,098 This is pathetic. We have to abort the mission. 1091 01:00:40,728 --> 01:00:42,480 We're canceling, Torrente. 1092 01:00:43,147 --> 01:00:44,190 No, don't worry. 1093 01:00:44,357 --> 01:00:47,611 We just have our own way of doing things here. 1094 01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:51,073 That's exactly what worries me. 1095 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,242 Relax, I'm telling you. 1096 01:00:53,492 --> 01:00:56,245 Things are rolling along smoothly just like you. 1097 01:00:56,412 --> 01:00:58,456 One more mistake and we cancel the mission. 1098 01:00:58,623 --> 01:01:00,583 - Got it? - I got it, I got it. 1099 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:03,753 We've almost got the room figured out. 1100 01:01:04,045 --> 01:01:08,300 I guarantee from this moment on not a single mistake will be made. 1101 01:01:13,556 --> 01:01:15,099 How does this work? 1102 01:01:15,641 --> 01:01:17,185 It's backwards. There. 1103 01:01:17,477 --> 01:01:17,936 There. 1104 01:01:29,490 --> 01:01:31,492 They classified and reached the Final, 1105 01:01:31,659 --> 01:01:34,579 but obviously we came here to win. 1106 01:01:34,746 --> 01:01:37,875 Let's hear what Catalonia's coach, Tomas Roncero, has to say. 1107 01:01:38,167 --> 01:01:39,251 Good evening, Jose. 1108 01:01:39,418 --> 01:01:41,879 We all know Jorge D'Alessandro is a great coach, 1109 01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:44,381 but I think tonight We'll have nothing to say. 1110 01:01:44,548 --> 01:01:47,052 We let our play do the talking. Catalonia hired me 1111 01:01:47,218 --> 01:01:49,846 to make football history and we will. 1112 01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:52,265 Babe, the match is about to begin. 1113 01:01:52,432 --> 01:01:55,226 If your mom doesn't want to come, that's fine. 1114 01:01:55,393 --> 01:01:57,813 Don't be pushy, you only just came out of the bathroom. 1115 01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:59,482 Hurry up, ma'am! 1116 01:01:59,648 --> 01:02:01,484 Always rushing me... 1117 01:02:02,193 --> 01:02:04,612 An Argentinean scarf! She's provoking me. 1118 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,283 - Are you expecting someone? - Me? 1119 01:02:08,450 --> 01:02:09,618 Who is it? 1120 01:02:09,951 --> 01:02:11,745 Room service! 1121 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:15,165 - We didn't order anything. - Compliments of the hotel. 1122 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,583 Oh, in that case... 1123 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:17,919 Torrente! 1124 01:02:18,086 --> 01:02:21,172 I'm starting to hand out the trumpets. 1125 01:02:22,924 --> 01:02:23,549 Take one! 1126 01:02:23,716 --> 01:02:25,093 Take one! 1127 01:02:25,676 --> 01:02:27,679 Take one already, you're pissing me off! 1128 01:02:28,305 --> 01:02:29,264 You don't want one? 1129 01:02:30,474 --> 01:02:31,809 Goddamn it! 1130 01:02:41,945 --> 01:02:44,656 How could you forget the electric saw? 1131 01:02:47,701 --> 01:02:50,955 The banging is fine, but if you keep moving around 1132 01:02:51,122 --> 01:02:52,289 we can't watch the game. 1133 01:02:52,456 --> 01:02:53,958 Is he gonna bitch the whole time? 1134 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,042 What did I say? 1135 01:02:55,209 --> 01:02:57,754 Keep quiet or I'll gag you. 1136 01:02:58,004 --> 01:03:00,715 He's bitter because we eliminated them in the first round. 1137 01:03:01,091 --> 01:03:03,301 Don't get in my shorts... 1138 01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:05,220 Leave him alone, he's holding a hammer. 1139 01:03:05,387 --> 01:03:07,222 Always getting in people's shorts and then nothing. 1140 01:03:07,389 --> 01:03:09,809 They have no team. They can't play worth shit. 1141 01:03:10,268 --> 01:03:11,686 6-0 against Gambia, Dani Guiza as coach. 1142 01:03:11,853 --> 01:03:13,146 - They're hopeless. - That's it. 1143 01:03:13,312 --> 01:03:15,982 I've heard enough. Time for the bag. Here we go. 1144 01:03:16,649 --> 01:03:17,567 What are you doing? 1145 01:03:17,818 --> 01:03:20,696 Cuco, put this guy in the bathroom. 1146 01:03:20,863 --> 01:03:21,947 I've got it. 1147 01:03:22,114 --> 01:03:23,615 Take this bag off me! 1148 01:03:23,782 --> 01:03:25,117 What are you doing? 1149 01:03:25,742 --> 01:03:27,744 At least give me a radio! 1150 01:03:27,912 --> 01:03:29,330 He's touching my tits! 1151 01:03:29,497 --> 01:03:30,999 On the outside, with no intent. 1152 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,584 Cuadrado! Grab the granny. 1153 01:03:35,336 --> 01:03:36,296 Fucking hell. 1154 01:03:46,098 --> 01:03:47,892 This is the last step. 1155 01:03:48,852 --> 01:03:50,812 - It's ready, Torrente. - Good. 1156 01:03:51,188 --> 01:03:52,772 This is ready too. 1157 01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:55,817 Ready, Antoñito? 1158 01:03:56,193 --> 01:03:57,736 Yes, I'm ready. 1159 01:03:57,986 --> 01:03:59,572 It's party time. 1160 01:04:01,657 --> 01:04:03,534 Shut the fuck up! 1161 01:04:03,701 --> 01:04:06,746 - I'm rooting for my team! - Shut up already. 1162 01:04:07,538 --> 01:04:10,042 Sir, you can't come in here with that. 1163 01:04:10,209 --> 01:04:13,545 What did I do? I'm rooting for my team! 1164 01:04:13,712 --> 01:04:16,006 I'm rooting for my team. What did I do? 1165 01:04:16,215 --> 01:04:16,757 Antoñito! 1166 01:04:16,965 --> 01:04:18,426 Now what, Torrente? 1167 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:21,012 Don't worry, Marshall. We have an idea. 1168 01:04:21,679 --> 01:04:23,223 Or we need to come up with one. 1169 01:04:23,389 --> 01:04:25,850 Torrente, check out Argentina. 1170 01:04:26,351 --> 01:04:29,021 Look at that finesse. They're dangerous. 1171 01:04:29,313 --> 01:04:30,981 - Skinny Pastore...! - He shoots... 1172 01:04:31,857 --> 01:04:32,566 Goal! 1173 01:04:35,778 --> 01:04:37,571 Argentina scores! 1174 01:04:37,738 --> 01:04:41,409 Argentina is close to winning the World Cup! 1175 01:04:51,796 --> 01:04:52,838 Damn! 1176 01:04:53,172 --> 01:04:55,633 Geez, I should have been a bullfighter. 1177 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:02,474 Shit. 1178 01:05:02,641 --> 01:05:04,059 They must have heard the explosion! 1179 01:05:04,226 --> 01:05:06,728 - It was pretty damn loud. - This could never work. 1180 01:05:06,895 --> 01:05:08,940 Relax, I'll handle it. 1181 01:05:12,235 --> 01:05:12,902 Hi. 1182 01:05:13,069 --> 01:05:15,280 - Is my husband in there? - No, he's busy. 1183 01:05:15,446 --> 01:05:19,910 He forgot his vegetable soup. His cholesterol... 1184 01:05:20,077 --> 01:05:22,746 I can't believe it! What is this? 1185 01:05:22,913 --> 01:05:25,291 So this was the plan! Tag-teaming the floozy! 1186 01:05:25,457 --> 01:05:27,668 Floozy? Watch your mouth! 1187 01:05:27,835 --> 01:05:29,963 Take it easy! 1188 01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:31,089 Hands off! 1189 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:33,758 Let go! 1190 01:05:34,676 --> 01:05:36,344 That's my hand, lady! 1191 01:05:38,763 --> 01:05:39,307 Let me go! 1192 01:05:41,767 --> 01:05:43,686 The referee holds up the yellow card. 1193 01:05:50,527 --> 01:05:52,154 It's not funny. 1194 01:05:58,118 --> 01:05:59,912 You killed her! 1195 01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:02,123 She's not dead, she's tough as nails. 1196 01:06:02,290 --> 01:06:03,791 We're in trouble when she wakes up. 1197 01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:06,544 That's true. Damn, what a lady. 1198 01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:34,367 It's plaster! Fucking dog scared the shit out of me. 1199 01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:37,620 I think the knot is tight enough. 1200 01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:41,458 You forgot the pulley, the tripod with the motor, everything. 1201 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:43,627 Relax, I'll lower her by hand. 1202 01:06:43,794 --> 01:06:46,630 - We're counting on you, Chickie. - That's what worries me. 1203 01:06:46,797 --> 01:06:47,547 Hey! 1204 01:06:47,714 --> 01:06:49,466 I won't let you down. 1205 01:06:49,633 --> 01:06:51,636 I trust you, Cuadrado. Let's go. 1206 01:06:52,845 --> 01:06:55,765 - Chickie, hold on tight. - Okay. 1207 01:06:55,932 --> 01:06:57,392 Here we go. 1208 01:06:57,642 --> 01:07:00,604 I thought you were dressing up as a guard too. 1209 01:07:00,771 --> 01:07:04,274 Please, kid. Different class. I'm undercover. 1210 01:07:15,912 --> 01:07:16,788 Be careful! 1211 01:07:17,038 --> 01:07:18,123 Careful! 1212 01:07:18,832 --> 01:07:19,958 Gently! 1213 01:07:22,962 --> 01:07:24,839 Careful when you reach the floor. 1214 01:07:27,383 --> 01:07:28,426 Slow down. 1215 01:07:28,634 --> 01:07:30,262 Dude, slow down! 1216 01:07:31,972 --> 01:07:33,682 The wire, Marshall... 1217 01:07:35,767 --> 01:07:37,144 Here we go. 1218 01:07:42,775 --> 01:07:44,318 Take out the device. 1219 01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:45,361 Okay- 1220 01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:47,071 What's this for? 1221 01:07:47,238 --> 01:07:48,281 It's a splitter. 1222 01:07:48,448 --> 01:07:49,532 A what? 1223 01:07:49,949 --> 01:07:50,993 It connects ports. 1224 01:07:51,452 --> 01:07:54,079 Damn it, I shouldn't have gotten stoned before this. 1225 01:08:02,755 --> 01:08:04,340 Connector RJ45. 1226 01:08:05,258 --> 01:08:07,177 I don't understand any of this! 1227 01:08:07,343 --> 01:08:10,013 1-02-53-D. 1228 01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:12,391 Talk to me in colors, damn it. 1229 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,602 The red wire and the yellow wire. 1230 01:08:20,692 --> 01:08:21,735 Okay, connected. 1231 01:08:25,489 --> 01:08:26,740 Cameras connected. 1232 01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:29,868 Marshall, we're ready. Just give the word. 1233 01:08:30,035 --> 01:08:32,038 Recording empty corridor, connecting loop. 1234 01:08:32,955 --> 01:08:34,040 You can go in, Torrente. 1235 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:36,501 Let's go. 1236 01:08:45,928 --> 01:08:47,846 Okay, Ramiro, let's go! 1237 01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:49,848 Go ahead, Torrente. 1238 01:08:50,098 --> 01:08:53,144 I've sent the image of the empty corridor 1239 01:08:53,311 --> 01:08:54,646 to the control room. 1240 01:08:54,938 --> 01:08:56,606 Look at them, we're too nice. 1241 01:08:56,773 --> 01:08:59,442 We taught them to touch pass and now they're showing off. 1242 01:08:59,609 --> 01:09:02,696 They're nastier than a camel with phlegm in its ear. 1243 01:09:02,863 --> 01:09:05,991 Look at how they run. They don't know where they're going. 1244 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,079 Keep going, you're clear. 1245 01:09:10,955 --> 01:09:12,332 Are we going the right way? 1246 01:09:12,499 --> 01:09:13,625 Stop. Be careful. 1247 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:16,753 There's a guard in the corridor on the right. 1248 01:09:18,547 --> 01:09:20,006 Can I shoot him? Can I? 1249 01:09:20,173 --> 01:09:22,260 You? Don't be ridiculous. 1250 01:09:27,807 --> 01:09:28,391 Let's go. 1251 01:09:34,022 --> 01:09:35,774 The last two guards 1252 01:09:35,941 --> 01:09:37,734 are at the elevator to the vault. 1253 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,486 Okay- 1254 01:09:42,615 --> 01:09:44,951 Let me shoot them, I have good aim. 1255 01:09:45,118 --> 01:09:46,661 You can't shoot for shit! 1256 01:09:46,828 --> 01:09:48,246 I always won at the fair. 1257 01:09:48,413 --> 01:09:50,748 This isn't a fair, it's the heist of the century! 1258 01:09:50,915 --> 01:09:52,710 Relax, I know what I'm doing! 1259 01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:56,922 Hey, no problem. 1260 01:09:57,089 --> 01:09:59,341 I'm immune to all drugs. 1261 01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:04,723 I prefer the day shift, I get tired at night. 1262 01:10:06,016 --> 01:10:06,891 Damn it... 1263 01:10:07,058 --> 01:10:09,144 Cuco! You're gonna fuck this up. 1264 01:10:09,311 --> 01:10:13,608 They had to anesthetize me 3 times when they operated on my foreskin. 1265 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,027 This has no effect on me. It's like... 1266 01:10:27,497 --> 01:10:28,832 Why? 1267 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:31,543 Fucker won't go down! 1268 01:10:39,135 --> 01:10:40,345 The bastard... 1269 01:10:45,643 --> 01:10:46,560 Help! 1270 01:10:46,935 --> 01:10:48,103 Help! 1271 01:10:51,190 --> 01:10:52,150 Kid! 1272 01:10:52,317 --> 01:10:54,444 Here, wake up. You wanted to shoot somebody. 1273 01:10:54,611 --> 01:10:57,197 Here, this guy seems to like it. 1274 01:11:02,453 --> 01:11:03,537 Help! 1275 01:11:11,212 --> 01:11:12,839 - Easy, Chickie. - Careful! 1276 01:11:13,006 --> 01:11:13,924 You're safe. 1277 01:11:27,313 --> 01:11:28,231 Goddamn it! 1278 01:11:29,565 --> 01:11:31,776 Quickly! There's interference. 1279 01:11:32,026 --> 01:11:35,614 I can't believe you're still working at age 70. 1280 01:11:35,781 --> 01:11:38,075 It's disgraceful that they raised 1281 01:11:38,242 --> 01:11:40,035 the retirement age to 72. 1282 01:11:40,202 --> 01:11:42,997 Then you demand an explanation and they blow you off. 1283 01:11:43,164 --> 01:11:44,499 - They don't listen. - They're cowards. 1284 01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:50,088 Cowards and sinners. Sinners going straight to hell. 1285 01:11:51,005 --> 01:11:53,634 Someone has to restart the connections. 1286 01:11:53,801 --> 01:11:54,593 I don't know. 1287 01:11:56,929 --> 01:11:59,890 Antoñito, come up to room 141 right away. 1288 01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:02,184 I can't, I'm busy. 1289 01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:04,938 It's a matter of life or death! 1290 01:12:05,105 --> 01:12:07,899 I have a shot at the jackpot, damn it! 1291 01:12:14,657 --> 01:12:16,701 He's a tough one, isn't he? 1292 01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:18,703 Let's go. 1293 01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:29,256 Mr. Martians, Mr. Martians. 1294 01:12:29,631 --> 01:12:30,883 This isn't going too well. 1295 01:12:31,925 --> 01:12:33,553 "Listen, listen." 1296 01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:38,808 I can't see anything on your camera. 1297 01:12:40,101 --> 01:12:42,604 I bumped my head, it must be broken. 1298 01:12:42,896 --> 01:12:45,065 Then I need images 1299 01:12:45,232 --> 01:12:48,110 - from your cell phone. - Okay, hold on. 1300 01:12:48,486 --> 01:12:49,695 Coming right up. 1301 01:12:51,155 --> 01:12:53,366 Open Bluetooth, camera and send. 1302 01:13:07,673 --> 01:13:10,676 You can't sleep now, you'll fuck up the plan! 1303 01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:13,514 Haven't you got something to pick you up? 1304 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,891 Yeah, I have some glue. 1305 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:17,976 But I don't sniff it, I lick it. 1306 01:13:19,603 --> 01:13:22,189 It's a glue stick. That works? 1307 01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:24,192 Faster than a speeding bullet! 1308 01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:26,528 Okay, the gas masks. 1309 01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:31,825 What the fuck is this? 1310 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,371 It was late and the shops were closed. 1311 01:13:35,538 --> 01:13:38,582 And there was no room in the bag for them. 1312 01:13:38,749 --> 01:13:39,708 Okay- 1313 01:13:41,043 --> 01:13:42,169 The canister. 1314 01:13:50,387 --> 01:13:53,390 Torrente, it's stuck to my hand. 1315 01:13:53,850 --> 01:13:57,770 All I'm asking is if it's crossed your mind. 1316 01:13:58,020 --> 01:13:58,980 No. 1317 01:13:59,146 --> 01:14:02,733 - Not even when you were younger? - Not then and not now. No. 1318 01:14:04,278 --> 01:14:05,445 You have? 1319 01:14:05,737 --> 01:14:07,406 - No way. - You have. 1320 01:14:07,781 --> 01:14:09,199 - You have. - No way. 1321 01:14:09,366 --> 01:14:11,118 - You've been with a guy. - Yeah, right. 1322 01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:12,452 - You have. - No. 1323 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:15,498 - In your home town... - No! 1324 01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:17,500 - You've tried it. - No! 1325 01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:18,585 Shit... 1326 01:14:20,753 --> 01:14:21,963 Who's there? 1327 01:14:22,213 --> 01:14:24,466 - Shit! - Sorry about that! 1328 01:14:24,633 --> 01:14:26,385 - You broke my nose! - Stop the bleeding! 1329 01:14:26,552 --> 01:14:27,386 Who the fuck are you guys? 1330 01:14:27,553 --> 01:14:28,637 Take a deep breath, fuckers! 1331 01:14:28,804 --> 01:14:30,723 Get that fucking thing out of here! 1332 01:14:30,890 --> 01:14:33,142 - You haven't heard the latest. - You don't say. 1333 01:14:33,309 --> 01:14:37,272 Even better. They've stopped Phase 2 of the casino expansion. 1334 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:40,066 - Get that thing out of here! - Bastard! 1335 01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:48,075 - Time for your siesta. - Come on. 1336 01:14:55,292 --> 01:14:57,753 Don't worry, Chickie. I'm coming to rescue you. 1337 01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:00,088 There it is. 1338 01:15:04,552 --> 01:15:06,721 Jesusin, send me the code. 1339 01:15:10,016 --> 01:15:11,935 Marshall, damn it... 1340 01:15:12,101 --> 01:15:12,977 What the fuck? 1341 01:15:13,144 --> 01:15:15,731 The countdown has begun. You have one minute. 1342 01:15:16,023 --> 01:15:17,691 Jesusin, the code! 1343 01:15:17,858 --> 01:15:18,943 One minute, one minute! 1344 01:15:19,276 --> 01:15:21,445 We don't have one minute! 1345 01:15:21,654 --> 01:15:23,739 Okay, let's see. 1346 01:15:24,950 --> 01:15:27,535 Give me a second, Mr. Torrente. 1347 01:15:27,702 --> 01:15:30,497 Jesusin... holy fucking shit! 1348 01:15:30,705 --> 01:15:32,207 The number isn't coming up. 1349 01:15:32,499 --> 01:15:34,668 - He said it's not there. - He gets flustered sometimes. 1350 01:15:35,086 --> 01:15:36,963 Okay, here come the numbers. 1351 01:15:37,171 --> 01:15:38,255 Hurry the fuck up! 1352 01:15:38,422 --> 01:15:40,800 Hey, I can't work under pressure. 1353 01:15:40,967 --> 01:15:44,512 Come and do it yourself. I'm having a rough time here. 1354 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:45,472 Come on, cuz! 1355 01:15:45,639 --> 01:15:47,015 Come on, damn it! 1356 01:15:47,182 --> 01:15:48,058 I've got it! 1357 01:15:48,225 --> 01:15:49,726 Four, six... 1358 01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:50,769 Five... 1359 01:15:51,395 --> 01:15:52,270 Zero... 1360 01:15:52,437 --> 01:15:53,313 Seven... 1361 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,147 One... 1362 01:15:54,314 --> 01:15:55,108 Four... 1363 01:15:56,859 --> 01:15:57,652 Two... 1364 01:15:58,444 --> 01:15:59,278 There's a number missing. 1365 01:15:59,487 --> 01:16:01,531 What the fuck? This number is missing. 1366 01:16:01,698 --> 01:16:02,949 There's a number missing, damn it! 1367 01:16:03,116 --> 01:16:04,659 I don't know, it's stuck! 1368 01:16:04,826 --> 01:16:06,537 It's stuck, wait a second! 1369 01:16:06,829 --> 01:16:08,831 - Come on, Jesusin! - We're fucked. 1370 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:10,624 It won't stop! 1371 01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,376 The fucking last number! 1372 01:16:13,752 --> 01:16:14,545 I've got it! 1373 01:16:15,255 --> 01:16:16,131 Two, Mr. Torrente. 1374 01:16:16,297 --> 01:16:17,340 Two! Two! 1375 01:16:17,549 --> 01:16:18,341 Two! 1376 01:16:18,550 --> 01:16:19,592 The alarm! 1377 01:16:20,093 --> 01:16:21,344 Come on, Torrente! 1378 01:16:27,476 --> 01:16:28,519 What are you doing? 1379 01:16:28,686 --> 01:16:30,688 - Stop, damn it! - I'm getting dizzy! 1380 01:16:31,397 --> 01:16:32,106 Fuck! 1381 01:16:33,232 --> 01:16:35,192 Stop raising and lowering me! 1382 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,111 That fucking hurt! 1383 01:16:36,278 --> 01:16:37,320 I'm falling... 1384 01:16:38,113 --> 01:16:39,614 I'm getting dizzy! 1385 01:16:40,032 --> 01:16:41,158 Not again! 1386 01:16:42,534 --> 01:16:43,577 Goddamn it! 1387 01:16:44,286 --> 01:16:45,538 Goddamn it! 1388 01:16:45,705 --> 01:16:47,874 Goddamn it! Goddamn... 1389 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:50,501 And the government thinks people will vote for them again 1390 01:16:50,668 --> 01:16:52,712 because they lowered sales tax to 42%. 1391 01:16:52,879 --> 01:16:54,589 Give me a fucking break! 1392 01:17:02,056 --> 01:17:04,683 It's a miracle! It's a miracle! 1393 01:17:04,933 --> 01:17:07,437 Olé, pesetas! Olé, pesetas! 1394 01:17:07,604 --> 01:17:11,149 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 1395 01:17:11,316 --> 01:17:12,442 You idiot! 1396 01:17:12,609 --> 01:17:15,570 Not a single peseta stays behind. Fill the bags. 1397 01:17:23,454 --> 01:17:26,166 And you saw Catalonia, we knew it would spread. 1398 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:29,836 Now the Basques want the same thing. The grass is always greener. 1399 01:17:30,003 --> 01:17:31,421 What will happen next? 1400 01:17:31,588 --> 01:17:34,966 Theme Parks asking for independence so they can be like Monaco! 1401 01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:37,386 - Antoñito! - We're good! 1402 01:17:37,553 --> 01:17:38,721 And Chickie? 1403 01:17:38,971 --> 01:17:41,891 I'm going to give her mouth-to-mouth 1404 01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:44,102 to redeem her. 1405 01:17:48,273 --> 01:17:49,525 That's Antoñito. 1406 01:17:51,985 --> 01:17:53,695 Gross, man! Get off me! 1407 01:17:55,614 --> 01:17:57,909 Look, Torrente! Works of art! 1408 01:17:58,785 --> 01:18:01,079 Great works of "picturesqueness." 1409 01:18:01,955 --> 01:18:03,748 Like in the casinos in Las Vegas. 1410 01:18:04,124 --> 01:18:04,833 And that? 1411 01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:06,084 What is this? 1412 01:18:07,586 --> 01:18:08,504 Shit! 1413 01:18:08,671 --> 01:18:09,922 Damn, kid. 1414 01:18:10,673 --> 01:18:12,258 Fucking unbelievable! 1415 01:18:12,424 --> 01:18:16,888 Good lord. And the French brag about the Mona Lisa. 1416 01:18:17,139 --> 01:18:18,682 Now that's art. 1417 01:18:18,849 --> 01:18:20,433 I'm getting all emotional. 1418 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:23,562 - You know, Stendhal Syndrome. - "Standard." 1419 01:18:23,728 --> 01:18:24,312 No wonder. 1420 01:18:32,572 --> 01:18:34,240 Red with orange, orange with brown, 1421 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:36,159 brown, green, blue, blue, white, 1422 01:18:36,325 --> 01:18:37,744 black, orange, okay. 1423 01:18:37,953 --> 01:18:39,663 Have you made the connections? 1424 01:18:39,830 --> 01:18:42,249 Yeah, we're all set. How are you doing? 1425 01:18:42,416 --> 01:18:44,459 - This is ready to go. - Ready! 1426 01:18:44,626 --> 01:18:45,711 No, no, no! 1427 01:18:49,674 --> 01:18:51,718 They've opened the hole. Let's go. 1428 01:18:57,641 --> 01:18:59,018 - But... - Right there. 1429 01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:02,021 Look at all of them. They're going in. 1430 01:19:02,188 --> 01:19:03,480 They want something. 1431 01:19:10,864 --> 01:19:12,824 You guys went a little overboard! 1432 01:19:13,617 --> 01:19:15,452 - Where's Genaro? - Genaro! 1433 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,330 He's over there. 1434 01:19:19,165 --> 01:19:20,124 And there. 1435 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:21,667 And there too. 1436 01:19:23,711 --> 01:19:24,754 Oh, no! 1437 01:19:25,254 --> 01:19:26,881 You wanna talk to him? 1438 01:19:27,049 --> 01:19:29,384 - Get that away from me. - Oh my God, Torrente! 1439 01:19:29,551 --> 01:19:31,762 More money to split up. 1440 01:19:35,599 --> 01:19:36,850 I can't... 1441 01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:40,396 I can't... 1442 01:19:40,813 --> 01:19:41,564 Torrente? 1443 01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:42,982 Torrente. 1444 01:19:44,859 --> 01:19:45,526 Torrente? 1445 01:19:45,777 --> 01:19:46,402 Torrente. 1446 01:19:47,863 --> 01:19:48,405 Torrente... 1447 01:19:56,789 --> 01:19:58,083 Hurry, Ricardito. Climb up! 1448 01:20:08,052 --> 01:20:09,679 We left your wife up there! 1449 01:20:09,845 --> 01:20:10,930 Thank God. 1450 01:20:15,518 --> 01:20:16,936 Come on, let's go! 1451 01:20:17,311 --> 01:20:19,231 We have to wait for the others. 1452 01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:22,985 Don't be absurd! This place will be swarming with cops! 1453 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,945 We can't endanger the money! 1454 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:25,988 My girlfriend! 1455 01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:29,909 Always yapping about that midget! You can meet up with her later! 1456 01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:31,452 You're right. 1457 01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:35,248 When she sees we're not here, she'll go straight to Marshall's house. 1458 01:20:35,415 --> 01:20:38,836 Then she won't see you. There's a change of plan. 1459 01:20:39,086 --> 01:20:40,629 We're going to Reme's, 1460 01:20:40,796 --> 01:20:44,049 we'll split the money and disappear forever. 1461 01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:44,842 Yes, sir. 1462 01:20:45,009 --> 01:20:48,138 Then I have to call my girlfriend and my cousin Jesusin. 1463 01:20:54,978 --> 01:20:57,689 Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Catch a weenie by the toe. 1464 01:20:59,608 --> 01:21:01,402 We have to split up the money. 1465 01:21:01,569 --> 01:21:03,195 We have to wait for the others. 1466 01:21:03,362 --> 01:21:06,782 What are you talking about? Finders keepers! 1467 01:21:11,663 --> 01:21:14,082 How's it going, Torrente? Everything okay? 1468 01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:17,711 Great, "fantastic," Mr. Marshall. 1469 01:21:18,087 --> 01:21:19,589 This was the meeting point, right? 1470 01:21:19,756 --> 01:21:20,840 No, Torrente. 1471 01:21:21,007 --> 01:21:25,511 This was not the meeting point, not our meeting point. 1472 01:21:26,012 --> 01:21:26,888 But luckily 1473 01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:29,266 you're just like me. 1474 01:21:29,433 --> 01:21:30,392 Ambitious, 1475 01:21:30,976 --> 01:21:32,269 stingy 1476 01:21:32,728 --> 01:21:34,480 and disloyal, but... 1477 01:21:35,981 --> 01:21:37,024 an imbecile. 1478 01:21:37,191 --> 01:21:37,775 Hey! 1479 01:21:37,941 --> 01:21:40,320 Torrente, where's his wheelchair? 1480 01:21:40,487 --> 01:21:45,325 In war, they say one must never reveal his weaknesses to the enemy. 1481 01:21:45,742 --> 01:21:48,913 But I think they should. 1482 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,957 The problem is, I don't have any. 1483 01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:54,502 So I make them up. 1484 01:21:54,752 --> 01:21:57,296 Marshall, this is a mistake. We can work it out. 1485 01:21:57,463 --> 01:21:59,674 Don't worry about it, Torrente. 1486 01:21:59,841 --> 01:22:03,553 With your criminal record and all the clues you guys left, 1487 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,431 you'll go right back to prison. 1488 01:22:06,681 --> 01:22:08,350 Meanwhile, 1489 01:22:08,518 --> 01:22:10,186 I have clean hands... 1490 01:22:27,204 --> 01:22:29,416 He's taking Paqui too! 1491 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:30,959 Wrong, schmucko. 1492 01:22:31,126 --> 01:22:33,711 Nobody's taking me, I'm walking out of here. 1493 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:34,712 Did you really think 1494 01:22:34,879 --> 01:22:38,884 I would choose to stay with the ugly stupid guys? 1495 01:22:39,051 --> 01:22:40,302 Did she call us ugly? 1496 01:22:42,638 --> 01:22:43,889 Son of a bitch! 1497 01:22:44,056 --> 01:22:46,934 He took the money! He took the money! 1498 01:22:47,810 --> 01:22:50,397 Torrente, they have firearms! 1499 01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:53,358 They're going to the airport in La Moraleja. 1500 01:22:53,525 --> 01:22:56,611 I heard them before. They have a plane ready to leave the country. 1501 01:22:56,778 --> 01:22:57,195 We have to stop them. 1502 01:22:57,362 --> 01:23:00,241 I put Whiskers' cell phone in Marshall's pocket. 1503 01:23:00,408 --> 01:23:02,702 We can track him with mine. 1504 01:23:02,869 --> 01:23:04,245 Let's go! To the truck! 1505 01:23:07,290 --> 01:23:10,502 What's up, Mr. Torrente? Have we got the money or not? 1506 01:23:10,669 --> 01:23:14,006 Not at the moment. But at least we have an awesome car. 1507 01:23:14,173 --> 01:23:15,799 To the airport! 1508 01:23:15,966 --> 01:23:20,263 Manolito, you guys wait for the others and catch up to us in the truck. 1509 01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:24,184 That will take forever! You'd better not run with the money! 1510 01:23:24,350 --> 01:23:27,061 Please! What kind of person do you think I am? 1511 01:23:27,729 --> 01:23:28,688 Let's go! 1512 01:23:28,855 --> 01:23:30,900 I don't like this anymore, I want to go home. 1513 01:23:31,066 --> 01:23:34,945 It's too late for that, Ricardito. Let's go. 1514 01:23:38,115 --> 01:23:40,327 What's the problem? Can't you speed up? 1515 01:23:45,874 --> 01:23:48,084 Look, there's his car! 1516 01:23:51,422 --> 01:23:52,632 Stop here. 1517 01:23:57,595 --> 01:23:58,971 They're still here. 1518 01:23:59,138 --> 01:24:01,767 The element of surprise is in our favor. Let's go! 1519 01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:26,669 The plane was abandoned here 1520 01:24:26,835 --> 01:24:30,423 with everything else. We checked, it works perfectly. 1521 01:24:30,757 --> 01:24:33,927 And they built all this for the 2028 Madrid Olympics. Damn! 1522 01:24:34,094 --> 01:24:36,888 Yeah, but they didn't get the bid so it's all abandoned. 1523 01:24:44,272 --> 01:24:45,231 Come on! 1524 01:24:54,241 --> 01:24:55,742 No, it's "Let's go." 1525 01:25:03,001 --> 01:25:06,296 We have him located. He's in the boarding area. 1526 01:25:06,462 --> 01:25:08,131 We can ambush them. 1527 01:25:08,298 --> 01:25:11,885 They're stronger, but we're smarter. 1528 01:25:12,052 --> 01:25:13,053 Let's go! 1529 01:25:17,266 --> 01:25:18,976 Freeze! Nobody move! 1530 01:25:21,521 --> 01:25:22,314 Torrente? 1531 01:25:23,565 --> 01:25:25,483 I wasn't expecting to see you here. 1532 01:25:25,650 --> 01:25:27,986 Looks like I'll have to kill you. 1533 01:25:28,486 --> 01:25:30,573 You may not realize that we outnumber you. 1534 01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,908 No, Marshall. 1535 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,703 There are less of you, and we're better. 1536 01:25:36,037 --> 01:25:36,579 "We?" 1537 01:25:37,288 --> 01:25:38,164 Guys! 1538 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,207 Guys! 1539 01:25:43,295 --> 01:25:45,047 Torrente, you're pathetic. 1540 01:25:45,714 --> 01:25:47,799 I can tell you're Spanish. 1541 01:25:48,133 --> 01:25:50,427 That's why you conquered South America 1542 01:25:50,595 --> 01:25:52,555 and we conquered North America. 1543 01:25:52,847 --> 01:25:55,058 Losing is in your genes. 1544 01:25:55,266 --> 01:25:57,644 It's wrong to call an Athletico fan a loser. 1545 01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:02,983 But using the words "pathetic" and "Spanish" in the same sentence... 1546 01:26:03,150 --> 01:26:03,817 You'll pay for that! 1547 01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:20,794 Stop, suckers! 1548 01:26:23,714 --> 01:26:25,091 The game is over! 1549 01:26:25,257 --> 01:26:26,801 Give us the money or I'll waste the broad! 1550 01:26:27,176 --> 01:26:29,970 By any chance do you think silicon 1551 01:26:30,137 --> 01:26:31,890 will work as a bulletproof vest? 1552 01:26:32,057 --> 01:26:33,725 Hey! These are natural! 1553 01:26:42,568 --> 01:26:45,113 Torrente, go with God. 1554 01:26:48,032 --> 01:26:50,118 Awesome work, kid! 1555 01:26:50,451 --> 01:26:52,496 Grab the cash and let's go! 1556 01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:55,874 Not so fast. 1557 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,584 The money's coming with us. 1558 01:26:57,751 --> 01:26:59,461 Bring the bags over here, Fatso. 1559 01:27:00,170 --> 01:27:00,838 Fatso? 1560 01:27:08,304 --> 01:27:10,140 Torrente, get in! 1561 01:27:10,306 --> 01:27:11,809 There are cops everywhere! 1562 01:27:11,976 --> 01:27:13,436 Come on, get in! 1563 01:27:13,602 --> 01:27:15,563 No, not the truck. 1564 01:27:16,188 --> 01:27:17,314 I have a better idea. 1565 01:27:17,898 --> 01:27:21,360 Welcome to Captain Cudilleros' fifth tutorial. 1566 01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:26,908 Today I'm going to show you how to take off in a 747. 1567 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,702 Internet is awesome, kid. 1568 01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:30,912 You can learn anything from how to fry an egg 1569 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,750 to making an atomic bomb with used batteries. 1570 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:36,961 I don't know about this, Mr. Torrente... 1571 01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:41,424 Between this and your experience fumigating the cabbage fields back home, 1572 01:27:41,591 --> 01:27:43,051 it's a piece of cake. 1573 01:27:43,218 --> 01:27:46,305 - I was a little boy! - It's like riding a bike. 1574 01:27:46,472 --> 01:27:49,308 Just watch the video and start pressing buttons. 1575 01:27:54,981 --> 01:27:56,024 Hit it. 1576 01:28:02,031 --> 01:28:03,574 We're moving, you see? 1577 01:28:11,749 --> 01:28:12,334 Torrente! 1578 01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:13,210 Torrente! 1579 01:28:13,627 --> 01:28:14,836 I'll be right back. 1580 01:28:15,378 --> 01:28:17,714 - ...firmly and blow. - Come on, we're leaving! 1581 01:28:17,881 --> 01:28:20,217 Please bring me a piña colada. 1582 01:28:20,383 --> 01:28:23,513 - Do I look like a stewardess? - And some olives! 1583 01:28:23,846 --> 01:28:26,516 Ricardito decided he didn't want to fly 1584 01:28:26,682 --> 01:28:28,392 and he jumped out when we started moving. 1585 01:28:28,559 --> 01:28:31,604 That bozo? Fuck him. Who cares? More money for us. 1586 01:28:31,771 --> 01:28:35,108 - That's why you bothered me? - No, because the police are here. 1587 01:28:41,657 --> 01:28:44,077 The police! Goddamn it... 1588 01:28:45,370 --> 01:28:47,539 The police! The police are here! 1589 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:52,293 Jesusin, let's go! We have to accelerate. 1590 01:28:52,461 --> 01:28:54,213 The police are here. Let's go! 1591 01:28:54,380 --> 01:28:57,049 Accelerating is easy, but then how do we take off? 1592 01:28:57,258 --> 01:28:59,426 We'll figure it out as we go along. 1593 01:28:59,927 --> 01:29:01,136 Hold on tight! 1594 01:29:15,528 --> 01:29:17,530 Torrente! Torrente! 1595 01:29:17,864 --> 01:29:18,656 I'll be right back. 1596 01:29:19,156 --> 01:29:21,534 Okay, friends. That concludes my first 1597 01:29:21,701 --> 01:29:23,954 tutorial. Don't miss Part 2 1598 01:29:24,121 --> 01:29:27,332 where I'll explain the mechanics behind a perfect take off. 1599 01:29:27,499 --> 01:29:28,500 What's wrong? 1600 01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:30,919 Look who's out there! You won't believe it! 1601 01:29:41,931 --> 01:29:42,808 It's Marshall! 1602 01:29:43,183 --> 01:29:45,102 I thought we killed him! 1603 01:29:45,477 --> 01:29:46,478 We have to throw something at him. 1604 01:29:47,771 --> 01:29:48,939 Here... 1605 01:29:49,690 --> 01:29:51,775 Welcome to my second tutorial... 1606 01:29:51,942 --> 01:29:55,113 - The ice cream cart. - Not the ice cream! 1607 01:30:15,636 --> 01:30:16,929 Pull me up! 1608 01:30:20,974 --> 01:30:22,559 Pull me up, you bastards! 1609 01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:25,813 - Climb up! - Torrente! 1610 01:30:35,741 --> 01:30:37,368 Marshall, stop! 1611 01:31:00,518 --> 01:31:03,396 - Torrente, we'll help you! - A rope! 1612 01:31:03,563 --> 01:31:04,356 Quick! 1613 01:31:04,523 --> 01:31:05,816 A rope in a plane? 1614 01:31:05,983 --> 01:31:07,609 This might work! 1615 01:31:19,914 --> 01:31:21,207 Grab it! 1616 01:31:23,710 --> 01:31:26,422 Now everybody pull towards the aisle! 1617 01:31:31,677 --> 01:31:32,636 Come on, Torrente! 1618 01:31:32,803 --> 01:31:34,764 You made it! 1619 01:31:34,931 --> 01:31:37,142 Torrente, Jesusin is calling you! 1620 01:31:37,308 --> 01:31:38,393 We have to take off! 1621 01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:42,856 - What's up? - Look up ahead! 1622 01:31:43,398 --> 01:31:44,984 Damn! 1623 01:31:45,985 --> 01:31:47,153 Mother of God! 1624 01:31:47,319 --> 01:31:51,157 We have to fly right now. Like birds. See that lever? 1625 01:31:52,533 --> 01:31:53,659 - This? - Pull it. 1626 01:31:53,826 --> 01:31:54,411 Here we go! 1627 01:32:13,806 --> 01:32:17,102 Goodbye! Goodbye, Marshall! 1628 01:32:26,446 --> 01:32:29,199 I turned on the automatic pilot. Where to? 1629 01:32:29,365 --> 01:32:31,284 To Torremolinos, kid! 1630 01:32:31,659 --> 01:32:39,660 SOMEWHERE LOST IN SOUTH AMERICA 1631 01:32:49,387 --> 01:32:52,140 Damn, this doesn't look like Torremolinos to me. 1632 01:32:52,349 --> 01:32:54,769 As long as there's whiskey, hookers 1633 01:32:54,936 --> 01:32:57,897 and other cultural activities to spend our money on, the farther the better. 1634 01:32:58,064 --> 01:32:59,524 We've been walking for two hours. 1635 01:32:59,690 --> 01:33:01,400 These look like coca leaves. 1636 01:33:01,567 --> 01:33:03,569 Don't be greedy, pick some for everyone. 1637 01:33:03,736 --> 01:33:05,989 - Spread the wealth. - Don't be stingy. 1638 01:33:06,156 --> 01:33:08,367 - No fighting. - Save some for later. 1639 01:33:09,660 --> 01:33:12,538 Torrente! There are snails over here! 1640 01:33:16,209 --> 01:33:18,837 Hey, the money's falling out. 1641 01:33:19,003 --> 01:33:21,339 Damn it, there's a hole in this thing. 1642 01:33:21,589 --> 01:33:23,133 We can't lose a single bill. 1643 01:33:25,719 --> 01:33:26,554 What the fuck? 1644 01:33:26,929 --> 01:33:28,931 What is this? 1645 01:33:29,181 --> 01:33:30,141 It can't be! 1646 01:33:30,307 --> 01:33:32,518 - What the hell? - It's full of fake bills! 1647 01:33:32,852 --> 01:33:35,438 They're fake! They're fake! 1648 01:33:35,689 --> 01:33:36,815 Fuck! 1649 01:33:37,065 --> 01:33:40,402 I don't care, I want my share! 1650 01:33:50,830 --> 01:33:55,210 BE LIVE CANOA - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HOTEL PARADISE 1651 01:33:55,377 --> 01:33:58,088 Auntie! Auntie! 1652 01:33:59,006 --> 01:34:01,300 You don't know what you're missing. 1653 01:34:01,466 --> 01:34:04,928 This place is paradise. And tomorrow we're flying to Hawaii. 1654 01:34:05,597 --> 01:34:07,599 You should have come! 1655 01:34:07,765 --> 01:34:11,519 Sweetie, I hate flying. 1656 01:34:11,686 --> 01:34:13,938 I'm just fine here at the Parador in Toledo. 1657 01:34:14,105 --> 01:34:16,692 I see you made a little friend! 1658 01:34:18,235 --> 01:34:22,114 This guy? He's the stud I rented on the Internet. 1659 01:34:22,656 --> 01:34:25,619 He's a bit Gothic, but he does crazy shit to me. 1660 01:34:25,785 --> 01:34:27,579 What I don't understand 1661 01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:31,166 is how you changed the bags without anyone noticing. 1662 01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:33,043 When Ricardito said he didn't trust the American 1663 01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:35,546 and asked me to help him, I didn't think twice. 1664 01:34:35,713 --> 01:34:40,218 Grab the money and we'll take it to a tax haven. 1665 01:34:40,593 --> 01:34:44,222 That morning Ricardito prepared the bags with the fake money 1666 01:34:44,388 --> 01:34:46,892 and left them in the container by the sewer. 1667 01:34:47,517 --> 01:34:50,729 Since he came out first, he quickly changed them. 1668 01:35:00,823 --> 01:35:04,994 Then I went back for the bags with the real money. 1669 01:35:08,499 --> 01:35:11,627 My baby is so smart! 1670 01:35:11,794 --> 01:35:17,676 I imagine Mr. Torrente and the boys will come back for their share. 1671 01:35:17,842 --> 01:35:18,260 Of course. 1672 01:35:18,426 --> 01:35:22,514 That's why we're spending it as fast as we can, right, honey? 1673 01:35:25,141 --> 01:35:28,521 Let's go back to the room, I'll give you a Segovian. 1674 01:35:28,771 --> 01:35:29,939 Or a titty-hump. 1675 01:35:30,106 --> 01:35:32,441 Anything you want, baby. But not here. 1676 01:35:32,608 --> 01:35:35,027 Ricardo, we're in a foreign country! 1677 01:35:35,319 --> 01:35:38,073 Ricardo, behind the palm tree! Not here! 1678 01:35:39,408 --> 01:35:43,495 IN THE SAME PLACE LOST IN SOUTH AMERICA AS BEFORE... 1679 01:35:44,329 --> 01:35:46,541 BUT FARTHER AWAY... 1680 01:35:46,708 --> 01:35:50,169 I invented this. It's my creation. 1681 01:35:50,336 --> 01:35:51,879 Coconut water. 1682 01:35:52,130 --> 01:35:53,965 And La Ina dry sherry. 1683 01:35:54,132 --> 01:35:56,343 - The latest cocktail. - Anything else? 1684 01:35:57,761 --> 01:35:59,847 Watch it! I'll bash your head in! 1685 01:36:00,055 --> 01:36:01,765 I'll shove this tray down your throat! 1686 01:36:01,932 --> 01:36:03,434 I love Spanish women when they're angry. 1687 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:04,768 Whiskers! 1688 01:36:04,935 --> 01:36:05,686 Teeth! 1689 01:36:06,145 --> 01:36:10,025 You're an embarrassment! You're pissing me off! 1690 01:36:10,191 --> 01:36:12,068 You bring shame on all of Spain! 1691 01:36:12,319 --> 01:36:14,404 Lotion on the house, one dollar. 1692 01:36:15,697 --> 01:36:17,033 Thighs, 50 cents. 1693 01:36:17,450 --> 01:36:20,328 Hey, handsome. Will you rub some on me? 1694 01:36:22,330 --> 01:36:24,165 Fucking hell. 1695 01:36:27,210 --> 01:36:29,087 Clean towels! 1696 01:36:29,254 --> 01:36:30,505 Towels! 1697 01:36:30,881 --> 01:36:31,465 Towels! 1698 01:36:31,631 --> 01:36:34,968 Mr. Torrente, these girls don't look Spanish to me. 1699 01:36:35,135 --> 01:36:36,136 Probably Swedish. 1700 01:36:39,182 --> 01:36:42,602 You've got sand in your belly button. Want me to take it out? 1701 01:36:45,021 --> 01:36:45,813 Torrente! 1702 01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:48,776 Come quick! The black guy's about to sell to the ladies! 1703 01:36:48,942 --> 01:36:50,235 Excuse me, ladies. 1704 01:36:51,779 --> 01:36:56,075 I'm the one who sells coral necklaces and ivory elephants here! 1705 01:36:56,241 --> 01:36:59,245 Look, you black bastard. This is our territory. 1706 01:36:59,412 --> 01:37:01,915 You guys are always freeloading! 1707 01:37:02,082 --> 01:37:05,085 This guy's nuts. You're the only foreigner here. 1708 01:37:05,251 --> 01:37:07,630 - What? - He's right, actually. 1709 01:37:07,797 --> 01:37:09,632 You're taking sides with the black guys? 1710 01:37:09,799 --> 01:37:13,511 This fucking Spaniard comes here to take our business! 1711 01:37:13,677 --> 01:37:15,888 Business? You just climbed out of a tree! 1712 01:37:16,055 --> 01:37:18,225 Listen closely, Whitey... 1713 01:37:18,392 --> 01:37:20,268 - Did you call me Whitey? - Yes. 1714 01:37:20,435 --> 01:37:24,356 Jesus, put that down and kick this guy's ass. 1715 01:37:24,564 --> 01:37:27,193 Come on, boys! Let them have it! 1716 01:42:07,375 --> 01:42:11,547 Why are you still here? The movie's over. Go home, damn it. 1717 01:42:11,714 --> 01:42:12,881 Haven't you got lives? 1718 01:42:13,048 --> 01:42:16,385 Hey! Can anybody tell me who won the match?