1 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:17,124 In there on the first floor there is one American made safe. 2 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:20,624 - Very interesting. - There is light in there. 3 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:27,249 It's an old watchman, who does everything on time. 4 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:32,582 In seven minutes he will be done. We enters through a disused sewer line. 5 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:35,707 Yes, yes, now I'm coming. 6 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:42,540 We don't usually, but today occasion. A little goodbye. 7 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:47,415 So and so into the basket. 8 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:56,374 Yes, you got that far. 30 years, and then suddenly it's over. 9 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:02,082 - Think you'll never have to see it again. - Do you sit and talk to yourself? 10 00:01:04,791 --> 00:01:09,457 It's calcification, right? How old are you? 11 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:14,207 - I'm going. Can you remember it all now? - Just walk. 12 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:19,332 Always do everything on time. Then you won't forget so easily. 13 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:25,499 - They are a cog in a big machine. - What about the monster over there? 14 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:30,874 Unless something unusual happens, then he stays in his basket. 15 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:35,915 What if you want one on your eye? There is no place to lie down. 16 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:42,499 - You don't sleep at your post. - You can't glow all night. 17 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:53,082 Oh yes, but what will it end with? 18 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,415 Pull for. 19 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,415 Yes, yes. 20 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:41,207 The cabinet mechanism works with logarithmically structured number systems. 21 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:45,415 You just have to find the two first number and know the zone number. 22 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:50,832 - Do you know that? - Of course. First number, write it down. 23 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,457 Yes, yes. 24 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,082 35. 25 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:05,749 Line 48. Then comes the next. 26 00:03:08,791 --> 00:03:12,290 42 line 75. 27 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:16,832 Do you have it? Well. Then pull the smallest number from the largest. 28 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:21,624 The result is multiplied by the zone number. Then you get the last eight digits. 29 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:25,707 You can't get 8 from 5, so you have to borrow. It becomes 15. 8 from 15 becomes 7. 30 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:31,874 4 from 6 becomes 2. Then comes the line. You can't make 5 from 2, so you have to borrow. 31 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:35,374 5 from 12 becomes 7, 3 from 3 becomes nothing ... 7-27. 32 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:42,207 You multiply that by the zone number. Times. Times the zone number. 33 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:47,707 - So what do you get? - I need the zone number first. 34 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:51,874 - Haven't you got it? - No, bring it on. 35 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:56,040 - Yes, yes, now let me see. - Just say it, Egon. 36 00:03:56,375 --> 00:04:01,832 Wait, I'm right on the tip of my tongue. 7 and ... 9 and ... 37 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:07,999 - Damn it, you haven't forgotten? - I just can't figure it out. 38 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:14,290 - You sure you don't have it? - Think carefully. 39 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:20,665 Now if we spoke for you, 1, 2... So can you when we got to the real thing. 40 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,790 You could have written it down. It's when you get older. 41 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:32,249 Then it's difficult with numbers and names. It is calcification, completely natural. 42 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,374 Shut up! 43 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:40,290 I have prepared everything. It is every time I'm with you. 44 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,082 Listen, what the hell? 45 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,415 Are you out and about? 46 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:08,207 - Can you handle such a closet? - Please remove your dog. 47 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:15,290 No, I'm scared shitless of that monster. I must call someone. 48 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:32,582 - Is that him? - Old Egon. Not to cool down. 49 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:37,499 - Our Lord is preserved. - We cannot fail Egon. 50 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:41,415 It's just hard to remember. 51 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:46,207 In America you fire bosses when they will be 40. You have to have young people. 52 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:51,999 - Sure. You are the boss. - Egon just needs to help. 53 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:56,207 - We cannot be familiar with anything else. - Yvonne said... 54 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:02,665 All right, he's coming along for the test. But he is your responsibility. 55 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:10,999 Shut up, Egon. It was probably nice. Damn good to see you again. 56 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:15,332 - How's it going? - Are you feeling better now? 57 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:21,374 - It's Georg and it's Egon. - Yvonne's nephew. He can do everything. 58 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:26,957 Yes, electrons, computers, terminal and scanners. That's damn smart. 59 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:31,290 - You got a new car? - No, it's the company's. 60 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:36,374 - Georg is a limited company. - Yvonne is on the board. 61 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:40,249 - We work together. It's going well. - It's not at all dangerous. 62 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:46,124 Should we bring him? I have one plan. We could use an extra hand. 63 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:49,790 But I can only use professionals. 64 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:55,707 There is something you are misunderstanding. Georg is boss now. We work for Georg. 65 00:07:56,041 --> 00:08:00,040 And we get DKK 36 per hour plus overtime and every weekend off. 66 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:05,165 He is only 32, the right age. He also wants to bring you along. 67 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:09,790 - Then you can also get DKK 36 per hour. - What about my plan? 68 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:18,165 You don't have to wonder about plans. Get out of the race and enjoy your old age. 69 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:23,790 - It's the least we can do. - Does it have to last all day? 70 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:34,290 International Investment Trust: Aircraft industry, gas, oil, power plant. 71 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,832 - Mighty. - Hold on to the phone box. 72 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:47,290 We go into the parking garage, then we begin by opening the gate. 73 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:54,499 - Not the old amateur number again. - Sorry. We do as we usually do. 74 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:03,999 Benny answers the phone. And Kjeld connects the sensor. 75 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:14,957 They do not use cash, only checks and electronic transfer. 76 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:19,624 What is 7 x 17? You don't even know that. 77 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:25,874 Once a month they have cash. You don't know why, do you? 78 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:30,457 Because they need many cash for bribes. 79 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:38,124 I know such a thing, old man. It's all timed and planned. 80 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:42,624 - Shall we get started then? - Yes. 81 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:08,582 - Then there is the connection. - Then there is a connection. 82 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:21,749 You call the computer center, hangs up on the terminal, - 83 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:25,624 - and then you can ask about everything possible. 84 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:42,207 368. We need key No. 368. 85 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:24,207 Egon, where are you going? This is where it takes place. 86 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:43,624 Benny, you take the generator. Kjeld takes the frequency modulator. 87 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:48,540 - It is something other than the stethoscope. - It's ultrasound. 88 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:54,332 - You can't hear a damn thing. - So stop all that kneeling. 89 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:08,040 - It's fucking fantastic. - It's beautiful. 90 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:54,332 Shut up, George. Can it do that too? 91 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:14,749 - No, what are you doing? - Nothing. Take care now, Kjeld. 92 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:23,415 It's fucking funny. are you sure did you bring the right screen? 93 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,249 - It's him! - Who, me? 94 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:35,415 - Yes! I've known it all along! - Me? I can't then... 95 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:40,707 No, how could Egon? He can't figure that out. 96 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:46,790 - He is an older man. - Yes, old and calcified. 97 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:51,249 - Should we get hold of an electrician? - Quiet! I'm tired of you guys. 98 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:55,540 Tired of yours eternal nonsense and nonsense. 99 00:13:55,875 --> 00:14:00,290 You can't offer me this. I I have an expensive education behind me. 100 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:06,165 Then I have to work with amateurs, wretched scumbags, ignoramuses. 101 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:11,082 - Now listen here. - Dog heads and hanging ass! 102 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:16,290 You cannot add two numbers together. I don't last! I don't find myself in it. 103 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:25,665 Disappear! Disappear, I say! And it has to be now! 104 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:33,874 Take him with you and make sure that I never ever see him again. 105 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:39,040 - Listen, damn it... - Out! 106 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:50,374 - Strange, he went all cucumber. - I have a plan. 107 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:55,082 - We can't get to Yvonne's house. - What is the matter now with Yvonne? 108 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,540 Georg is her nephew. 109 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:03,582 You don't have to say anything. Now if Egon's plan... What is it? 110 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:09,665 It's the biggest case we've been out for. It is about butter. 111 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,707 - 30,000 tons of butter. - There isn't that much at all. 112 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:22,249 Yes, the Common Market holds it back due to the low prices. A butter hump. 113 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:28,332 - Yes, but 30,000 tons. - Oh. I have promised to buy butter. 114 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:33,915 - Now I have no money. What now? - We are raising some start-up capital. 115 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:38,332 - How do we do it? - We start at 17 on Kgs. Nytorv. 116 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:42,832 We need Benny's wagon. Kjelds vacuum cleaner. 117 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:48,499 - And four 25-ears. I have them myself. - I can handle that. 118 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,624 So let's get going. 119 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:57,665 (the phone) 120 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,374 Yes, hello? 121 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:17,374 What is the point? It is third time, my breakfast bread does not come. 122 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,415 Two rolls and a half ymmer! 123 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:28,499 I'm sorry, but you're talking with the telephone box at Kgs. Nytorv. 124 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:32,540 Excuse me. I didn't wake you up, did I? 125 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:37,624 Oh, thank God. They can understand it can't go on like this. 126 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:43,082 I'll tell you why. These are the commandments. It's the youth! 127 00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:59,207 How do you think we are? 128 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:03,999 Do you think we can get the young people involved to get up at 5 and empty vending machines? 129 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,457 Nah, that shit are we allowed to keep the old ones. 130 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:32,915 My sister-in-law's son, for example, that's it pure tragedy. The poor parents. 131 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:40,415 It's drunkenness and Marxism. Well, I have to go now. Goodbye. 132 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:45,999 - Come on! - A very amiable gentleman. 133 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:05,124 1.25 is missing. The butter has risen. 134 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:20,665 - Egon, how funny it was. - Nothing went wrong. 135 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:26,582 - You haven't completely lost the roof. - Now don't take it that way. 136 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:31,874 - Now we go upstairs and hear Egon's plan. - But not a word to Yvonne yet. 137 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:41,290 Then we sit here again. That's good to see you again. Welcome home. Bowl. 138 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:50,249 No, no, Kjeld. Don't sit and drink pilsners while I have to wait up. 139 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:56,582 There are the dishes, and there must be vacuumed, and you have to go to the sink quickly. 140 00:19:56,916 --> 00:20:01,165 But I guess it's Egon as usual. Good day, Egon. 141 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:06,999 Then you are back in the old sleddrian with pilsners, plans and millions. 142 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,499 But it's over with that sort of thing. 143 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:14,915 We've turned our lives around, now that we no longer have little Børge. 144 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,832 The young birds have flown from the nest, and the home is empty and joyless. 145 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:25,207 Then it must be my turn all these years of self-effacement - 146 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:30,457 - to take part in living life. Then Kjeld has to sort it out at home. 147 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:35,874 Now you can cooperate with my nephew, which looks very modern on the whole thing. 148 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:39,624 It is excellent when you fall off it. 149 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,165 (car horn) 150 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:46,165 There we have Mr. Larsen. Kjeld, remember to vacuum the sofa cushions underneath. 151 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,415 Yes, I will. 152 00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:01,207 - What has she come up with now? - Yvonne is about to get her driver's license. 153 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:07,790 If she is to be involved in the work. I have to go do the dishes. 154 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:13,624 Well, where are we going today? To left? Then I have to look behind first. 155 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,457 Yes, thank you. 156 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,957 - And up there we turn right. - We hold back at the shark's teeth. 157 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:35,040 I remember that, because it's like my brother-in-law. He is missing a front tooth. 158 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:38,249 He has a pin tooth that is loose. 159 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:42,874 It looks funny when he stays crazy about my sister. 160 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,832 Then you can drive forward, Mrs. Jensen. 161 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:51,874 - Damn it, Egon. All that butter. - We'll never get to eat that. 162 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:56,207 - I thought you had a plan. - I have, as long as you listen. 163 00:21:56,541 --> 00:22:02,165 - 30,000 tons of butter is hollow in the head. - No, it's politics. 164 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:09,040 The butter is retained in cold stores in Common market until the price rises. 165 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:13,582 - I think the butter is expensive enough. - I don't understand a stick. 166 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:19,040 Abyss, no one understands, it must butter is not sold to Russia, - 167 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:25,707 - who have a lack of butter. It is here, we enter the picture. 168 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:30,165 Do you remember Hallandsen, who escaped in front of the police? 169 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,999 - He lives in Spain now. - Only poor tax evaders live there. 170 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:39,374 - Right, he lives in Switzerland. - There should be diligent tax evaders. 171 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:44,957 The really rich live in the French riviera. France is a member of the EC. 172 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:49,915 In France, anything can be done, and Hallandsen has the right connections. 173 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:55,457 - I have to go to the sink. - Are you not listening at all? 174 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:59,582 Hallandsen has the right ones connections. So who is that? 175 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:09,540 Hans Henrik Holm Hansen, Member of Parliament, former minister. 176 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:14,415 Represents Denmark in Brussels. Member of the economic council, - 177 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:19,582 - by the World Bank and the Agricultural Commission. 178 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:24,499 His party goes back and he risk smoking at the next election. 179 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,915 That's what happened to the good legs. 180 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:34,540 He collaborates with Hallandsen, which will buy 30,000 tons of butter 181 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:39,874 -and sell it to the Russians for it double. They share the profit. 182 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:46,124 Holm Hansen takes care of the papers, Hallandsen for the black dollars, - 183 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:50,749 - which must be placed in the World Bank and washed clean. 184 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:56,290 - Shut up, it's illegal. - Especially if it is discovered. 185 00:23:56,625 --> 00:24:00,749 - How much is it? - 10 million dollars. We'll grab them. 186 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,082 - I have a plan. - I have to go home and vacuum. 187 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:09,957 - Then we will return, Mrs. Jensen. - God, then I have to be careful. 188 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:17,999 - Then we back off. - Then I have to look after the curb. 189 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:25,665 - Mrs. Jensen. - That was the curb. Excuse me. 190 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:33,207 - I have a plan. Are you listening? - Yes, as long as you speak loudly and clearly. 191 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:39,040 Hallandsen arrives on Saturday. He dare not travel officially in Denmark, - 192 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:44,249 - because he faces eight years in prison and a tax penalty of DKK 12 million. 193 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,957 That's why he flies to Sweden and takes the Malmö boat. 194 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:52,832 He arrives in disguise, rent a Lincoln Continental - 195 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:57,290 - and drives to the World Bank, where the money is to be deposited. 196 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:04,665 - We stop him on the way. Are you listening? - You don't have to shout. 197 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,499 Kjeld, stop. I was about to go into shock. 198 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:15,124 - Damn good. But how do we do it? - It requires a lot of preparation. 199 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:20,249 A fishing rod, a telephone tent, a fathom, a plastic hose, - 200 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:24,957 - a measuring glass, a funnel, 10 m of twine and a scrubber. 201 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:29,790 We begin with the telephone tent. Today there is a Thursday concert. 202 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:48,665 (concert music) 203 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,832 (music stops) 204 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:16,749 (music again) 205 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:38,499 - You, Jensen. The key to the tent shed. - Is there something loose? 206 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:46,332 - It is a fuse in Ingerslevsgade. - Can you yourself? It's the one with beer iron. 207 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:53,374 Mighty. 208 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,999 - Stand still. - Yes, yes. 209 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,207 Block! 210 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:45,749 - I'll just hang the key in place. - Where on earth... 211 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:52,624 Is it the glasses? Here, right under your nose. 212 00:28:55,083 --> 00:29:02,582 You get old. You can soon don't find your ass when it itches. 213 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:16,457 - Damn smart, what are we going to do? - Then we have to move on. 214 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:24,540 - Aren't we going home? I'm tired. - You're not getting old? 215 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:30,415 I would say that too. Such a one little fishing trip when Egon has a plan. 216 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,624 Come on, fathoms. 217 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:53,415 One, two, three, four... 218 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:24,582 ... 2013, 2014, 2015 ... Sorry. 219 00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:28,499 - How much? - 2015. 220 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:31,957 2015 embrace. It will be... 221 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:41,082 - All right. Damn smart. - A Continental runs 6.4 per litres. 222 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:46,582 - Then everything should be fine. - Shall we go home then? Thank you, Egon. 223 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:56,290 - Then everything is ready for Hallandsen. - Are the police still after him? 224 00:30:56,625 --> 00:31:01,915 Yes, especially detective Jensen. He was the one who took the bait. 225 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:07,540 - Hallandsen? - Yes, the big mastermind. 226 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:13,582 We surrounded him with assault- the command and machine guns. 227 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:18,582 - Then he grabbed our ass and ran away. - Yes, I remember that. 228 00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:24,249 - What's wrong with him? - He has been taken from Nice to Malmö. 229 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:29,999 It indicates that he is coming to Copenhagen. Then maybe we could... 230 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:35,665 I have been in the service for more than 30 years. I am an old man. 231 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:42,374 Tired of humiliation, overwork, underpayment. I am old. 232 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,665 They just need a change of air. 233 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,290 If you had allowed yourself to be transferred to the morality police... 234 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:56,374 At my age? In that field there is nothing left but impotence, - 235 00:31:56,708 --> 00:32:02,624 - pathetic defeats and hot flashes. I know my place here in the basement. 236 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:08,374 Old, forgotten and overlooked. Robberies from parking meters, - 237 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:12,832 - theft from the telephone company of an orange colored tent. 238 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:19,374 - Desertless routine work. - If we hit Hallandsen... 239 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:23,707 No! He never brought me anything else than misfortune and human tragedy. 240 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,207 Others must take care of that. 241 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:31,790 - Mr. Hallandsen! - How do you know it's me? 242 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:36,290 I was told to look for a gentleman with a false beard. Be safe. 243 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:40,707 The cart stops over there. Good trip. 244 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,915 (alarm) 245 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:51,415 (shots from the cannon battle) 246 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,832 Help! 247 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:06,499 - Now what is it? - Bank heist, alarm, shootout. 248 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,749 Yes, yes, preserved. 249 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:20,249 (police sirens) 250 00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:56,999 What's wrong? 251 00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:02,207 If you now disconnect, then we give a puff. 252 00:37:04,916 --> 00:37:07,957 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 253 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,582 Yes, we're ready. 254 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,707 Shut up, that's damn good. 255 00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:39,874 Great, but the police saw us. And all that money. 256 00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:44,290 - Don't worry. Main station. - Okay, boss. 257 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:53,082 Such. We'll let it sit for a while days until the police find out, - 258 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:57,624 - that there is no one, there is no money missing. 259 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:06,332 Where on earth are you going? Everything is clear. Where are you located? 260 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,707 Stolen? Well, that's not possible. 261 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:21,957 What will you do about it? They can't just run away. 262 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:27,082 Yes, your situation is difficult, but what do you not think of mine? 263 00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:32,707 The butter is taken from the freezers and is ready at the station in Anderswo. 264 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:37,749 I did the paperwork that day, I was acting chairman, - 265 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:42,332 - because the French president had an appointment with a lady in Paris. 266 00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:48,749 I have the papers here, but will come they do not deviate in a hurry, - 267 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:53,499 - then we have the scandal. Terrible. 268 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:58,332 Can you give me a description? of the people who stole the money? 269 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:14,290 Aha, yes. A small male person in striped clothes with a bowler hat and a cigar? 270 00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:19,332 It can only be Egon Olsen. There is no doubt at all. 271 00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:22,790 Yes, yes. A red bag. 272 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:26,915 And disappear. Know too much. 273 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:31,499 Sure, yes. I have understood. I'll fix that. 274 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:35,957 And, if I may add, it must be an exquisite pleasure to me. 275 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:39,790 - Goodbye and thank you for the order. - Then there's food. 276 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:44,332 - Finally! - It must take 40 min. at 220. 277 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:50,915 - Be quiet. I don't want any food. - Eel with curry and toasted rye bread? 278 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:58,790 Bullshit! Do you have nothing but eel in it the head of this my greatest day? 279 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:04,957 - What is it, Master? - I can finally make up with Olsen. 280 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:11,707 For 10 years they have only written about it little jester and his ridiculous gang. 281 00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:17,540 No matter what the rest of us have made up, we're told, - 282 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:23,290 - that we are only a pale imitation, that we still had a lot to learn. 283 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:28,707 Oh, God, I hate Egon Olsen and all his works- 284 00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:34,332 - and his gang of dog heads and hanging rope. But now the hour has come. 285 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:39,624 I have been given a task to eradicate Egon Olsen. 286 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:43,915 I have a plan. So let's get started. 287 00:40:56,375 --> 00:41:02,332 How wonderful it is. We take the ass on all of them. We're just so damn good. 288 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:07,165 - But especially Egon. - You were also quite talented. 289 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,457 - But not like you. - Egon, you are the greatest. 290 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:14,957 - Don't you have a beer opener? - Yes, in the top drawer. 291 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:26,165 - Cheers. - How nice it is to be together. 292 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:36,457 May I ask for an explanation? I come straight from my sister. 293 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:43,915 Poor Georg is in bed with nervous breakdown due to Egon. 294 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:49,499 - Egon can't... - Benny, don't come here now. 295 00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:56,832 You have offered us a lot through all these years. 296 00:41:57,166 --> 00:42:03,540 And yet we do everything so that you don't have to go for cold water and gnashing of teeth. 297 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:10,457 But you throw grams at it all and destroys all too poor Georg, - 298 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:15,665 - who is a very sensitive person, a sensitive and supersonic nature. 299 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,749 Get me out of life with that little fool. 300 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:25,290 He watches TV and gets a hold of his back, while we make deals for millions. 301 00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:29,082 - Millions? - 10 million dollars. 302 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:34,415 - A suitcase full of money. - Can I see? 303 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:38,999 - No, we don't have it here. - Maybe you threw it away again? 304 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:43,332 It is located at the main railway station in a box, for sure. 305 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:49,165 We have the key, don't we, Egon? Show her the key. 306 00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,957 Our Lord is preserved. 307 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:18,124 - It hasn't gone away, has it? - No, I just can't find it. 308 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:30,290 I must have lost it. I have to go in there. 309 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:35,915 Well, Egon has gone out and looking for his millions? Basement! 310 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:42,374 You can't just wash the dishes. It must also be put in place. 311 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:29,790 - My sister's father-in-law was hospitalized. - It's just a little calcification. 312 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:36,165 Senile confusion. That's what they called it. Senile confusion. That's what Egon is. 313 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:42,874 - What kind of key is that? - Damn it, there it is! 314 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:21,540 It can't fit. I can't understand it. 315 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:32,374 No, it was 365. Or 635. 316 00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:48,707 There he is. 317 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,374 I probably thought so. Come on. 318 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:58,040 Egon! 319 00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:04,374 - What number was it then? - 283. 320 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,457 I probably thought so. 321 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:12,999 - Then get started. Suck. - It tastes so damned. 322 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:22,165 Damn good. It can happen to anyone, when you get older. 323 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:28,999 - Just like Yvonne's sister's father-in-law. - Home to Yvonne with the millions. 324 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:44,207 - Not a bad plan, right? - No, damn fine. 325 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:48,540 Now you can back off and go it in peace in your old days. 326 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:54,124 - Senile confusion. That's what it was called. - May I be free? 327 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:08,874 - There must not be petrol on it. - I then came up with all the Hallandsens. 328 00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:12,374 No, that's impossible. 329 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:36,749 - Egon, I can't help it. - It might be calcification. 330 00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:42,832 - Or the usual cleaver chopping! - Damn it. I'll come lightning fast. 331 00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:57,665 - What if Benny can't remember? - What can you handle? 332 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,124 You and the insane woman and her feeble-minded nephew! 333 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:08,874 Have you ever been good at anything? Senile confusion? You were born senile confused! 334 00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:18,415 - Egon, look! - Whoa, stop, stop. You mustn't! 335 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:42,249 Well, Mr. Olsen, how does it feel then to be taken in the ass by someone, - 336 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:46,832 - who is probably just as talented like the famous Mr. Olsen? 337 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:49,374 Damn good, master. 338 00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:53,915 Master Hansen? He can't... Both the money and Egon. 339 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:59,707 - I saw it myself. We have to go after them. - I don't mind. It's every time. 340 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:04,999 I can't come home to Yvonne. You don't offer me that. 341 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:26,749 I have been waiting for this for 10 long years. It's a big moment in my life. 342 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:31,999 May I be allowed to to offer a fresh cigar? 343 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:38,832 Long nights I have imagined this meeting. Dreamed, begged and prayed. 344 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:44,665 And now Egon Olsen finally does my humble house the great honor. 345 00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:00,874 (bang) 346 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:02,957 Egon? 347 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:13,082 Well, did you enjoy the cigar, Mr. Olsen? It will be much better later. 348 00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,915 Egon, where are you? 349 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:24,582 You go that way then I go that way. Come on now. 350 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:08,874 I take in and deliver. Was supposed to the fat show up, then down with him. 351 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:28,957 Hold up, Egon. We found it then the key that you had thrown away. 352 00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:33,832 It's the least you can ask for. Here I come with all-time coups. 353 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:39,832 Shouldn't you find a shit key? You're running right into the trap. 354 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:43,290 - Kjeld must have run home to Yvonne. - He doesn't dare. 355 00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:24,374 The money has been recovered, and I depositing them now in the bank's box, - 356 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:29,582 - where the papers are already located. We must meet as soon as possible. 357 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:43,499 The day after tomorrow? Then we say it. The police? Nah, be quite calm. 358 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:49,540 I have spoken to the chief of police. The police have not found anything. 359 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:56,207 - A motor vehicle, you say? - No, no. A car. 360 00:54:56,541 --> 00:55:01,040 And there usually never lasts anyone there at that time of the morning. 361 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:07,082 - Do you remember anything about this car? - It was a 1957 Chevrolet Belair. 362 00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:12,749 It was missing the left headlight bezel. Screens and panels were heavily corroded. 363 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:18,582 - And the number was AE 52.040. - Are you sure about that? 364 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:25,499 - Completely. - What is your name now, Mr... 365 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:33,957 - Madsen, Niels Peter Madsen. - The report says Nielsen. 366 00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:37,874 - Niels Peter Nielsen. - Then it should probably fit. 367 00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:42,332 You are not sure what your name is. Are you sure of the car number? 368 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:49,832 I could never remember names, but I have been a police officer for 30 years. 369 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:08,832 You fat, lazy drug! You can then nor leave anything to you! 370 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:14,374 You also have to do everything yourself. But this time he won't let go. 371 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:21,415 Now it must be over with Egon Olsen. And I have what it takes. 372 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:28,790 - No, master. Not that one. - Yes, that one. 373 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:33,915 - My dearest possession, my masterpiece. - Master, it's the hell machine. 374 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:38,332 Exactly, and to hell he must go, Egon Olsen and his whole gang. 375 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:43,790 The machine takes care of that, brilliantly, as it is in all its simplicity. 376 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:49,582 It is placed in a car, and when the car makes a strong movement, - 377 00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:54,832 - the ball slides out of its bearing, the power is switched off, - 378 00:56:55,166 --> 00:57:02,999 - and after 45 seconds... Boom, it says. 379 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:08,457 And then we're done with the Olsen Gang forever. 380 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:23,582 I'm not much for that. Couldn't we instead... 381 00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:27,374 Or maybe... Or maybe... 382 00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:33,124 Don't talk about. This time must nothing could go wrong. 383 00:57:33,458 --> 00:57:38,207 I'll take it myself. I'm driving. You hold it there. 384 00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:46,124 Keep it completely calm. Then we place the one in their junk box of a car. 385 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:17,624 - Ow! - So, then a bit of bedbugs. 386 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:22,165 Then you should try to give birth to children. Men! 387 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:28,040 Stop that nonsense. i know how we get the money back. 388 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:32,665 We need a jigsaw and a top key, which we can only get in Sydhavnen. 389 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:39,332 Egon, you are senile confused and can't remember from nose to mouth. 390 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:44,707 - It can't be any use with you. - I have a plan. It is 50 million. 391 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:51,332 Kjeld may not join, unless Georg is there. Things are going wrong with you. 392 00:58:51,666 --> 00:58:54,915 - Look, now the police are coming, for example. - The police? 393 00:58:55,250 --> 00:59:00,957 - Yes, that had never happened to Georg. - The back door! 394 00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:04,249 Whoa, Kjeld. You forgot the laundry. 395 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,540 See, it went well. Just you drive carefully. I'm getting ready. 396 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:37,540 - What the hell is he doing with my car? - We take his out after the top key. 397 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:06,790 No, stop, stop! You must not. Watch out! 398 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:27,249 Stay away from life with Georg, Yvonne and all that babble and bitch talk. 399 01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:32,249 - What kind of a slob are you? - I don't like it! 400 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:37,915 You put life, limb and skill at stake without getting a word of thanks. 401 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:42,624 - Stop, stop, I want to go! - Turn right here. 402 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:56,040 - I want to leave! - I have a plan. Simple and brilliant. 403 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:59,457 It's all written up. 404 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:09,165 Look, it's all written up. Zone number and everything. It is not hazardous. 405 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:13,957 Allow me to show what I can, just one more time. 406 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:19,999 I don't want to! You are old and confused. You can't remember anything. 407 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:24,624 - It's going wrong. I want to leave. Stop! - Kjeld, stop! 408 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,374 Do you hear... 409 01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:54,124 Damn it, Kjeld. Now wait a bit. Wait, Egon. We'll sort that out. 410 01:02:01,833 --> 01:02:07,499 - Think about the human side. - I don't want to join without Georg. 411 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:12,457 Let the old man show what he can do yet. It's not dangerous at all. 412 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,582 Egon! 413 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:34,457 - Oh, thank God. - Thank you, we must get hold of the top key. 414 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:40,290 - And then we follow Egon's plan. - We must have Georg with us. 415 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:45,707 - Well? But let's get started. - Damn good, Kjeld. 416 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:54,082 If I even want to join… I need to know a little more about it all. 417 01:02:54,416 --> 01:02:59,165 - Like, for example, how much is in it? - Absolutely right. 418 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:03,999 - How much did you say, Egon? - 10 million dollars. 419 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:09,499 - American? - Of course. Right to go to. 420 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:14,832 - They just need to be washed clean. - Okay, all right. Fifty-fifty. 421 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:21,249 - What? - 50% for each or no deal. 422 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:25,832 - All right, okay. - And then I don't want you with me. 423 01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:31,082 - I don't want any of you with me. - All right, it's fine. 424 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:38,374 - Well then, all right, okay. - Damn good, Georg. 425 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:43,499 - What is it, Egon? - It is about the World Bank. 426 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,665 The bank's local branch in Copenhagen. 427 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:54,665 Holm Hansen has deposited them there 10 million and the famous documents. 428 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,124 - We'll pick them up. - Shut up, damn it. 429 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:04,540 - Can you do that? - Honestly, I think probably... 430 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:12,332 Shut up! The World Bank is built by French architects - 431 01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:17,165 - with the assistance of American specialists in the field of security. 432 01:04:27,416 --> 01:04:31,290 The building will be protected by a specially trained guard corps. 433 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:35,874 It is all secured against assault, vandalism and terrorist attacks. 434 01:04:36,208 --> 01:04:38,874 The basement is fireproof and nuclear-proof, - 435 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:46,249 - and it is monitored by an advanced electronic monitoring system. 436 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,040 Shut up. 437 01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:53,874 - Well, Egon though. - You're not really smart. 438 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:56,832 - It's impossible. - Yes. 439 01:04:57,166 --> 01:05:01,832 It is impossible to break into the World Bank, - 440 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:09,249 - but no one has thought of that is significantly simpler to break out. 441 01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:15,124 Let us see you inside at closing time, get what we need and break out. 442 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:18,124 Damn smart. 443 01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:24,124 We need two DKK 10 notes, five newspapers, the jigsaw and the spanner. 444 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:28,582 The emergency exit to the basement next door can be opened both from the inside and outside. 445 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:34,999 - It has a Francis Hunter lock. - With the zone number you can't remember. 446 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:40,082 - Egon wrote that down. - But it was lost in the car explosion. 447 01:05:40,416 --> 01:05:45,415 Therefore, it will be Georg's task to open the door from the outside electronically. 448 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:52,082 All right, you get a walkie-talkie, so we can keep in touch. 449 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:57,082 - Shouldn't we see to get started? - Roger. 450 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:28,082 - Shall we get some relief? - So! How much do you have with you? 451 01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:31,082 After all, you can count. 452 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:40,665 Well, how much should we say? 40-50 million. 453 01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:57,582 Satan's scumbags, no respect. 454 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:03,915 Hello, stop, what kind of thing is that? 455 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:09,790 Satan's scumbags. how is it Are you screwing up the values? 456 01:07:32,791 --> 01:07:35,540 Yes, it's here. 457 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:39,582 Yes, bring the saw. 458 01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:45,124 - Fight? This! - And then there is newsprint. 459 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:49,249 Shut up where it looks like those damn capitalists. 460 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:08,332 Yes, it is this way. Come on. 461 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:14,207 - Whoops, sorry. - Watch out, you big dog head. 462 01:08:14,541 --> 01:08:18,665 Be quiet! Now come here. 463 01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:10,999 Damn, so many there are today. 464 01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:25,915 - Then there is no room for more. - Then we have to leave it alone. 465 01:09:52,416 --> 01:09:56,999 Are you finished soon? We close in three minutes. 466 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,707 - Damn it, we don't have Kjeld with us. - That's the usual thing with him. 467 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:31,290 Now what is this? 468 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:37,040 They only think about getting home. Then others can clean up after them. 469 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:47,249 They also destroy the wheels. 470 01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:53,707 Where does Egon go? 471 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,999 What do we do? 472 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:31,624 - How scared I was. - So, no more nonsense. Now he closes. 473 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:36,165 Shut up, Kjeld. Otherwise, you get one at checkout. 474 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:26,790 - Shut up, it's damn good. - Yes, you haven't completely lost the roof. 475 01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:31,957 - Look here. Do we have time? - Preserved. 476 01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:43,957 Bowl. 477 01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:48,165 Calling Egon Olsen, change. 478 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:52,874 Damn, it's just there. Damn smart. 479 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:57,915 Dav, George. How is it going? We get ourselves a quiet lager. 480 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:02,165 I'm in the garage and on standby at the emergency exit. Shifting. 481 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:06,749 We'll save you a lager. Now comes Egon. 482 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:11,374 Hello, Olsen here. don't touch anything before it is closed electronically. 483 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:16,624 - Of course not. Finish. - Thank you for calling. Regards. 484 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:51,332 Now do you think you can handle it? 485 01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:55,832 Don't worry, those cupboards were spared, because they were considered superfluous. 486 01:14:56,166 --> 01:14:58,374 If not Egon ku', who sku' then ku'? 487 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:03,957 - I couldn't help it. - No, no, no! 488 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:10,874 Why is that little scumbag always lucky? Haven't I worn out? 489 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:17,040 Gods, why are you holding hands over this parasite, water bug? 490 01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:22,040 Why do you protect this little ... social democrat? 491 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:26,290 - He must not escape. - What do we do now? 492 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:32,040 I don't stick up for bun milk. I'll probably get a hold of him. 493 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:35,707 If not master ku', who sku' so ku'? 494 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:51,249 - Shut up, it's fucking beautiful. - What is this? 495 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:57,082 Holm Hansen's papers. He won't garden, they fall into the wrong hands. 496 01:15:57,416 --> 01:16:02,457 - So, the top key. Kjeld, get started. - Who, me? 497 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:20,665 - Well, which way should we drive today? - To the right. 498 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:25,790 - Then I have to look behind before. - Yes, please, please. 499 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:39,207 Then the bitch is gone. We are waiting here until they come, and then... 500 01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:06,624 - I can't do it anymore soon. - Damn, you're so fat. 501 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:36,874 - Hold on, it's fucking beautiful. - Extremely beautiful. We must move on. 502 01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:49,749 Calling Egon Olsen. Come in, change. 503 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:54,874 - Hey, George. Can you handle it? - I'm ready. What about you? 504 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:57,290 Five minutes. Keep yourself cheerful. 505 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:43,332 - Fantastic. - Egon, that's damn good. 506 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:59,749 Egon? What do we do? 507 01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:04,499 Don't worry, come right away. 508 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:14,582 - Thank God. - Incomparable. 509 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,207 So let's move on. 510 01:19:17,541 --> 01:19:22,624 They talk to the world famous trapper artists, The Olsen Gang. 511 01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:26,915 We are now waiting for the one and only Georg, - 512 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:33,124 - which will carry out its electronic piece of art without net and crash helmet. 513 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:14,290 Yes, yes. Be safe. 514 01:21:26,958 --> 01:21:31,124 Welcome to our summer prank: Two men before the widow. 515 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:36,332 A question game that will last the program for the next 23 Saturdays. 516 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:38,957 It's about courtship. 517 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:45,707 Alfred proposed in the garage and got accepted. She couldn't back out. 518 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,415 Laugh now. They will not get the license again. 519 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:57,874 - Georg, what are you doing? - Will it become something soon? 520 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:05,624 Of all lousy amateurs you are the worst. Expensive education! 521 01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:10,499 You cannot tune a television. Electrons, terminals and that gas. 522 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:14,249 Squat and cleaver! Get that door open! 523 01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:20,165 It was the first round of "Two husbands rather than a widow". 524 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:26,749 Do you know the one about the vegetarian, who preferred grass widows? Well... 525 01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:30,374 I can't. 526 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:35,332 I can't understand it. Then something Georg usually arranges like a nail. 527 01:22:35,666 --> 01:22:39,874 George, are you there? Did you remove the nail? 528 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:47,374 - What kind of nail? - At the back on top of the socket. The nail. 529 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:18,207 Yes. Naturally. Immediately. Goodbye. 530 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:24,790 - Good day. It was the boss. - Was there any message? 531 01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:31,707 No, it was me he wanted to talk to. 532 01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:36,374 There has been a coup in the World Bank. I report directly to the boss. 533 01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:40,707 He wants certain things treated with discretion. 534 01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:46,374 - Shouldn't you say hello from the boss? - No. 535 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:53,582 Hello! How are you doing? the motor vehicle I called for? 536 01:24:53,916 --> 01:24:56,207 Do you have to do everything yourself? 537 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:06,707 Shut up, that was damn good. 538 01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:12,332 - Fantastic and nothing went wrong. - Yes, the same with Georg. 539 01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:20,499 - Egon, what do you know about this? - For what? 540 01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:25,749 This nail. How did you know was it in the socket? 541 01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:29,207 - I just thought... - It's you. 542 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:35,540 - There's Yvonne. - Now she will be happy. 543 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:40,040 - It's been you right from the start. - I'm tired of the eternal banter. 544 01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:47,165 - You have sabotaged my work. - Work? The ridiculous circus! 545 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:51,540 Just when the slightest thing goes wrong, is the night doctor and nervous breakdown. 546 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:57,874 I want my money. I want them. I want to get out of here. 547 01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:02,582 Take what you want. It's not about money. 548 01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:09,749 Hello. 549 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,499 - That was funny. - Damn smart. 550 01:26:15,833 --> 01:26:20,874 Mr. Larsen, you can have yours money. They can exchange dollars, right? 551 01:26:22,708 --> 01:26:24,707 - Egon! - The money! 552 01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:47,415 - That's too crazy! Motor thugs! - Well, God, Mr. Larsen. 553 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:51,332 - We have to go after them. They have Egon. - And the money. 554 01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:56,957 Come on, Mr. Larsen. I'm driving. you think you are the only one who can drive. 555 01:26:57,291 --> 01:27:02,790 - Godfather, men! Then we drive. - And we turn left. 556 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:08,082 - Then I have to remember to look behind. - Fuck it. Just out there! 557 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:21,124 - Now what? - Shark teeth. 558 01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:24,957 Just continue out there, to the right. 559 01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:34,499 There he is. Come now. After him! 560 01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:46,707 - Hang ass, doghead! - Come on, turn here. 561 01:27:52,666 --> 01:27:57,582 - God, we came too far. - Then we'll return. Just around! 562 01:28:12,208 --> 01:28:15,540 - There they are. Come on. - Yes, I will. 563 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:22,499 - Now they are coming again. Come now. - I can't go faster. 564 01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:43,040 - God, now we got it wrong. - Then we back off. 565 01:29:15,291 --> 01:29:18,082 Look there, you stupid pigs! 566 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:29,582 Be quiet so you don't disturb father. 567 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,915 Drive properly though. 568 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:04,665 Are you insane? Bring it back up. 569 01:30:35,708 --> 01:30:41,749 Is it the police? I will report a rude, indefensible ... Help! 570 01:30:47,125 --> 01:30:49,582 After him. Run him down! 571 01:31:11,458 --> 01:31:16,249 Quick, on. Around one more time. 572 01:31:21,083 --> 01:31:24,332 - Where did it go? - In there. 573 01:31:24,666 --> 01:31:26,999 Come on, to the left. 574 01:31:38,583 --> 01:31:41,749 No, now he's behind. 575 01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:57,499 All available male ... 576 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:42,415 George, though... 577 01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:47,207 - Don't, stay out of my life! - George, damn it. 578 01:32:47,541 --> 01:32:53,415 Leave me alone. I'm traveling back to the United States of America, - 579 01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:58,999 - where at least there is a little bit of law and order. 580 01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:02,540 But, George. Don't you want your money? 581 01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:09,582 When Georg takes it that way, there is no need to travel forward. 582 01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:14,124 (police sirens) 583 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:20,665 It was a great experience. 584 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:27,540 After the years of boredom finally that be allowed to drive a car. Do you allow? 585 01:33:27,875 --> 01:33:32,415 - Oh my God, Mr. Larsen. - It was also damn good. 586 01:33:32,750 --> 01:33:37,874 - After only 30 hours. - We women can. You only believe in Egon. 587 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:41,332 - What about Egon? - The police came. 588 01:33:41,666 --> 01:33:47,415 As usual. You run nobody places. You must go with that laundry. 589 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:20,915 - What the hell, the police! We have to go. - What do we do with the money? 590 01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:24,832 What would Egon have done? I have it. 591 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:43,790 - Do you have it? - Yes, just a moment. 592 01:34:45,916 --> 01:34:50,582 Holm! Who is that? May I have an explanation? 593 01:34:50,916 --> 01:34:54,415 They are the arrested in the World Bank coup. 594 01:34:54,750 --> 01:35:00,082 They are ready to confess, and we record a report. 595 01:35:01,708 --> 01:35:06,874 - Full name. - Archibald Hansen. 19.03.20. 596 01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:11,332 - Are you aware of what this is? - The proceeds from the coup. 597 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:16,415 Do you want to know what it is too? It is political explosive. 598 01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:21,957 - I intend to go to the boss. - I will take care of that personally. 599 01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,207 - But the boss wanted to... - Yes, thank you! 600 01:35:25,541 --> 01:35:29,707 But one thing has 30 years of service at least given me, - 601 01:35:30,041 --> 01:35:35,290 - like no one, not even the boss, can take from me. Experience. 602 01:35:35,625 --> 01:35:40,957 My experience tells me that it there is a matter for the Attorney General. 603 01:35:41,291 --> 01:35:46,290 Which will undoubtedly appreciate vigilant policing. 604 01:35:46,625 --> 01:35:52,040 My experience also tells me, the coup is not committed by the two cleavers. 605 01:35:52,375 --> 01:35:57,874 It is professional work. It looks like the Olsen Gang. 606 01:36:07,250 --> 01:36:14,415 The coup in the World Bank is it boldest, most elegant bank heist. 607 01:36:14,750 --> 01:36:20,332 The police have arrested two people, who has confessed to both this coup - 608 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:25,165 - like many of the recent years sensational and unsolved coups. 609 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:30,915 The police would like to be contacted with the holder of this hat, - 610 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:35,624 - as he may be in possession of valuable information. 611 01:36:35,958 --> 01:36:40,124 - Also the Bedford jewels? - It was a beautiful coup. 612 01:36:40,458 --> 01:36:45,957 We let Knippelsbro go up and stole those of the Arab oil sheik. 613 01:36:46,875 --> 01:36:53,165 But the mingvas were not without either moments of extraordinary beauty. 614 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:57,999 Yes, that was last year. The case caused quite a stir. 615 01:36:58,333 --> 01:37:03,582 Many remember it satisfactorily coup in the Royal Theatre. 616 01:37:03,916 --> 01:37:07,957 Keep me safe. Was it you too? 617 01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:15,499 - What do you want? - They called for the owner of a hat. 618 01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:20,749 - Is this this one? Is it yours? - Yes, thank you. 619 01:37:21,083 --> 01:37:24,207 So what is your name? 620 01:37:24,916 --> 01:37:28,665 Egon Olsen. 621 01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:52,207 - Well, finally. Where are you going? - It was the police. 622 01:37:52,541 --> 01:37:59,582 - You could then have switched on the machine. - What? No, that's a lie! 623 01:38:06,125 --> 01:38:09,540 No, Kjeld! 624 01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:18,415 - Shut up, they're... - They are zero men. 625 01:38:18,750 --> 01:38:23,249 - We had saved them. - 10 million ... zero men. 626 01:38:23,583 --> 01:38:29,499 Well, yes. You've always said, they had to be washed clean. 627 01:38:40,125 --> 01:38:46,290 Now what is that? Where are they, all the cases? 628 01:38:46,625 --> 01:38:52,040 There are no more. Egon Olsen have confessed them all. 629 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:58,624 It wasn't the other two, but that so you immediately with your experience. 630 01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:03,665 The boss was very pleased, then I have got my own office on the 1st floor. 631 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:09,082 I know that. I have also been to the boss. 632 01:39:09,416 --> 01:39:13,999 - I have also been transferred. - Well, where? 633 01:39:14,333 --> 01:39:19,540 Department of the Motor Office for discarded license plates. 634 01:39:19,875 --> 01:39:24,415 - It hurts me. - Young friend ... 635 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:29,582 On your way to the peaks Do you have one last piece of advice - 636 01:39:29,916 --> 01:39:34,499 - from an old, tired, worn out, overlooked policeman, - 637 01:39:34,833 --> 01:39:39,665 - who have used themselves to the last drop of blood in the service of the corps: 638 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:45,582 Stay away from anything to do with politics to do. It only brings you unhappiness. 639 01:39:45,916 --> 01:39:51,707 There you come up against forces, that surpasses all understanding, - 640 01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:56,499 - especially if it concerns Common market agricultural policy.