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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

2
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

3
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Argh!

4
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(GIGGLES)

5
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(BOTH SCREAM)

6
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(TRAFFIC BUZZES)

7
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

8
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Who's there? Show yourself.

9
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It's me. Nice night, huh?

10
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Humph. Salty. You scared me.

11
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What are you doing here?

12
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I'm not here. I didn't go out.
And you didn't see me.

13
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Salty, don't tell me
you're leaving your post again

14
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to go see your sweetheart.

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Not a word to Hermes. You hear?!

16
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Hm.

17
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Ah, Peppermint.

18
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(GASPS) Pepper?

19
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What happened to you?!
Pepper, answer me!

20
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(FOLIAGE RUSTLES)
Huh?

21
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What in the...

22
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Who's there?!

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

24
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Hey!

25
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Argh!

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

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I can guarantee you it's the
ultimate dry-dog-food dispenser.

28
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Hm. What's so special about it?

29
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It has a kibble-cannon option
to make sure your pet gets exercise

30
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while he eats.

31
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Oh, impressive. Does it come in red?

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Hm, OK, I have no other choice.

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(BRO SNORES SOFTLY)

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(WATER SPLASHES)
Quick! Clever! Let's run!

35
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Clever?

36
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Oh, we're running, alright.

37
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Well, more precisely,
the water bottle is.

38
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Super cool.

39
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We'll talk about it
tomorrow morning first thing.

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(SIGHS) You spent the whole night
playing with the hamsters

41
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in Brian's new kibble launcher again,
huh?

42
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Come on, hurry up. This is urgent.

43
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Agh!

44
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One of us tightens the collar

45
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while the other holds the bottle
so it doesn't turn at the same time.

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What do you want to do?

47
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Oh, sleep. You could have waited
instead of waking me up.

48
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It's still half-full.

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The bottle
is losing two drops a second.

50
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If we don't repair the leak
right now,

51
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I've calculated
that it will be empty by tonight,

52
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and tomorrow the shop is closed.

53
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Conclusion -
we'll have to drink aquarium water.

54
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OK! OK! Stop!

55
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I'll hold the bottle.

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(TRAFFIC BUZZES)

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(BEEPS)

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(GROANS) Bro, hold on tight!

59
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There.

60
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I have something urgent to finish.

61
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It'll only take a few hours.

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(BELL RINGS)
Oh, a client!

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You'll have to postpone it.

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Ohh, sleep!

65
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Good morning.
Good morning.

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My name's Salty.

67
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I came to see you because they say

68
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you're the best detective
in all England.

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You were misinformed.

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I'm the best in the world.

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If she starts off like this,

72
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I'm gonna have a hard time
staying awake.

73
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Well, it goes like this.

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I'm one of the Queen's close guards.

75
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Last night I... (CLEARS THROAT)

76
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..abandoned my post
to go see my sweetheart.

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Mm, you thought you'd return
to your post with no-one the wiser,

78
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but things didn't go as planned.

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You spent the whole night there.

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That's true. How the...
You're covered with clues, pal.

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Something kept you there.

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Someone paralysed me.

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Did you have the time to see who?

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It was some kind of...

85
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(CLEARS THROAT) ..knight.

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A monkey dressed as a knight.

87
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Did you see his face?

88
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No. He was wearing a hood.

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He struck his iron glove
against the ground and sparks flew.

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I felt an electric shock
and I blacked out.

91
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Hm... And that woke you up?

92
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Pepper and I don't remember anything
except the electric shock.

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I came to you

94
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because I'm afraid my sweetheart
and her family are in danger.

95
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Hmm...

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Does it bother anyone
if I think with my eyes closed

97
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while breathing heavily?

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There's no time to lose.

99
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We need to inspect the spot
while the traces are still fresh.

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Let's go.

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(SNORES)

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(SIGHS HEAVILY)

103
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This way.

104
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No, wait.
There's someone over there.

105
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The knight?

106
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Hm, that would surprise me very much.

107
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Huh? Doesn't he have
kind of big ears for a knight?

108
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Hello, Detective.

109
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Ah. Pepper must have called you.

110
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Miss Peppermint did her duty.

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Rest assured, Mr Salty.

112
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I promised her
I would not denounce you to Hermes.

113
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For the time being.

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(GULPS)

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Hmm... Look here, Detective.

116
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The ground is burnt in places.

117
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Hm, strange, indeed.

118
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Salty, show us the exact spot
where you were paralysed.

119
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Huh. Here are his footprints.

120
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The culprit came towards his victim.

121
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Bro, glasses.

122
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Bro?

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(SNORES SOFTLY)

124
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Bro, what are you doing?!

125
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Agh! (MUTTERS) I was investigating
over here. It's very interesting.

126
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Someone made a sort of nest.

127
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You should come and have a look.
(CHUCKLES)

128
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(PUFFS)

129
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OK. We'll follow your trail first.

130
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These deeper marks

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indicate that the culprit
remained here for a longer period.

132
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But why?

133
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Detective, could you come
over here and stand in his footprints

134
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as if you were the culprit?

135
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I really don't see
what you're trying to prove.

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Eugh.
Ugh!

137
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Am I about the same height now
as your mysterious knight?

138
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Yes, I'd say so.

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We know that he stood here
for several long minutes.

140
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What could he have been doing?

141
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Hmm...

142
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What? What?

143
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What have you discovered?

144
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Mm, like you thought.
Nothing at all.

145
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This proves that the attack
was most likely a neighbourhood kid

146
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trying to burgle Peppermint's house.

147
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BASIL: Phew! For a second there

148
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I thought
she was going to find the mic.

149
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You can't find something
you don't know you're looking for.

150
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Ah, I knew it.
Nothing could be more ordinary.

151
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Salty, return to your watch
at the palace.

152
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But don't tell Hermes
about any of this.

153
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You'd be punished
for deserting your post.

154
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The investigation is closed.

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Perfect.

156
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I'll have the neighbourhood
watched for a few days.

157
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Just the usual routine.

158
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BASIL: Ha-ha!
They're giving up the investigation.

159
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Hmm... I'm not so sure.

160
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The girl is sharp.

161
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What if she was putting on an act
for us?

162
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I'd rather not take any risks.

163
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Hurry up. Let's go!

164
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Nice work, Clever.

165
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This investigation was wrapped up
quicker than...

166
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It's just been reopened, Detective.

167
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What?
But you just deduced the contrary.

168
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Forget everything I just said.

169
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I had to improvise
because of the mic.

170
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A mic?

171
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A miniature one
hidden on Salty's locket.

172
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That's why he was paralysed.

173
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The culprit wants to be able to spy
on Salty without him knowing it.

174
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Who would want to spy on Salty?

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Whoever it is,
he was listening to us.

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I'd say
he's a pretty high-tech knight.

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Hmm...
I need to check one last thing.

178
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Now, this is awfully strange.

179
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Huh.

180
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It says here that a watering cycle

181
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was programmed for three seconds only

182
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this morning.

183
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But why?

184
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Argh! This time it's not you
in the tree over there, is it, Mac?

185
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Police! Don't move!

186
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

187
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Run!

188
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

189
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Argh.

190
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What do you have against
garden gnomes?!

191
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Ha! Hurry, Clever!

192
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Argh!

193
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Detective, the rake. Bro, with me.
To the statue!

194
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Here. Try and paralyse this.

195
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Ha!

196
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(GRUNTS)

197
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Quick, Bro, follow me!

198
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

199
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(GRUNTS)

200
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No! Bro!

201
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Whoa! Oh!

202
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,360
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Argh!

203
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,320
She was the only one
who could have figured out my plan.

204
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,480
Risk averted.

205
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,240
Bro!

206
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,200
Rodents, report.

207
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,920
Bro, come on, get up, my boy.

208
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,400
It's useless, Detective.

209
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,920
He's paralysed.

210
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,040
But shouldn't the shovel
have protected him?

211
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,480
It's metal, and metal
is an electrical conductor.

212
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,400
Oh, Bro had no chance.

213
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,600
What about you? You were hiding
inside that metal bucket.

214
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,160
You should be as rigid
as a retired German shepherd.

215
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,640
I had just enough time to see

216
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,480
a small plastic dish
at the bottom of the bucket.

217
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,880
I wedged myself inside

218
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,400
and it isolated me
from the electric charge.

219
00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:02,040
Hm, at least now we know how to
protect ourselves from his attacks.

220
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,560
My poor little Bro.

221
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,880
And all you wanted to do
was sleep in.

222
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,120
Well, this is the moment
to enjoy your nap.

223
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,040
Don't worry, Bro.
I'll find a way to wake you up.

224
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,040
But to do that I must first find out

225
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,840
why someone went to such extremes
to plant a mic on Salty.

226
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,880
(IMITATES BRO)
Yeah, if you're going to spy,

227
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,480
you might as well pick someone
who has interesting things to say.

228
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,320
Me, for example.

229
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,320
Bro, it's not what Salty says
that interests them.

230
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,720
It's what the Queen says
in his presence.

231
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,760
But why choose a royal garden guard
who hardly ever speaks to the Queen?

232
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,640
Well, maybe he's not
just any old guard.

233
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,320
Maybe he's her great-great
half-cousin or something

234
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,680
and she confides
all her secrets to him.

235
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,800
Bro, you're fantastic!

236
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,400
That's exactly it.
He's not just any old guard.

237
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,920
Thank you who?

238
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,000
(GIGGLES)

239
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,880
Did the Queen entrust Salty
with a special mission recently?

240
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,400
Yes, but how did you know?

241
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,080
I put him in charge
of organising the itinerary

242
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,480
of my next official outing.

243
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,480
Bingo. And when is this outing
supposed to take place?

244
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,400
I am to meet
the Chinese ambassador's cat

245
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,680
tonight at midnight.

246
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,960
Clever, surely you didn't think
that this phoney knight

247
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,480
would attack the Queen?

248
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,520
Like all sovereigns,
the Queen has her enemies.

249
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,480
But, I promise you,
she is well-protected.

250
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:30,120
Palace security and that of
the embassy are perfectly efficient.

251
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,960
And in between the two?

252
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,440
Salty has anticipated
a quiet out-of-the-way route

253
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,040
and under escort.

254
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,040
Um... Well, you shall
have to call off this meeting.

255
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,880
Salty's locket was bugged.

256
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,960
Actually, Detective,

257
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,600
the last thing we're going to do
is call off this meeting.

258
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,200
(ALL GASP)
Are you sure?

259
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,520
We're going to put on a little act.

260
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,880
Have Salty come in.

261
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,360
SALTY:
Your Majesty, you called for me?

262
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,200
QUEEN: Salty, as a safety measure,

263
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,960
I've decided to change the itinerary
for my meeting at the embassy.

264
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,960
Detective McFlair
feels that the route you've chosen

265
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,480
is difficult to secure.

266
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,480
He'd rather we go through Lexington
Park, which he knows very well,

267
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,320
and can easily
cordon off with his dogs.

268
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,280
Very well. What time?

269
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,000
We'll go through the park
when it's closed to the public

270
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,040
at around 11:00PM.

271
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,880
Perfect. We'll be there.

272
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,960
(BELL DONGS)

273
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,920
Your trap is highly risky, Clever.

274
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,280
Nothing ventured, nothing solved.

275
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,400
Nothing ventured, no-one paralysed.

276
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,960
I remind you
that Bro is still not awake yet.

277
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,400
Everyone is equipped
with insulation under their paws.

278
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,480
The adhesive chair glides
from Buckingham will do the job.

279
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,600
As for Bro, I'm working on it.

280
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,360
One detail still escapes me, though.

281
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360
(GASPS)

282
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,440
Good evening, gentlemen.

283
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,120
Your Majesty.

284
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,120
Agh.

285
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,760
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

286
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,240
Not yet.

287
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,760
Now!

288
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,000
(DOGS BARK)

289
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,360
Watch it now!

290
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,240
You are under arrest.
(DOGS GROWL)

291
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,520
I'd say it's time for introductions.

292
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,320
(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)

293
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,200
I'm Basil. (CHUCKLES)

294
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,400
(STAMMERS) What on earth?

295
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,080
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

296
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,160
You are only making things
worse for yourself.

297
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,560
(LAUGHS) Then stop me!

298
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,760
Hurry, Detective! Run!

299
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,040
Argh!

300
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,760
(GRUNTS)

301
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760
Agh!

302
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,080
(PANTS)

303
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,800
(GRUNTS)

304
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,640
(LAUGHS)

305
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,120
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

306
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,720
Agh!

307
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,880
Ouch! (GRUNTS)

308
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880
(GASPS)

309
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,240
Agh!

310
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,280
(LAUGHS)

311
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,040
It's all over for you, Detective.

312
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040
(CHUCKLES)

313
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,560
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

314
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,160
(CLATTERING)

315
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,640
(LAUGHS)

316
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,920
Agh!

317
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,720
(SNICKERS)

318
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,720
(GRUNTS)
Agh!

319
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,960
Hurry, Basil. She mustn't get away.

320
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,520
Agh!

321
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,720
(GASPS)

322
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,240
Huh?

323
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,880
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

324
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,880
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

325
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,160
Argh.

326
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,920
(SPRAY HISSES)

327
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,720
(SPRAY HISSES)

328
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

329
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,240
Agh!

330
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,680
Come on, Clever, think fast.
You must have missed some detail.

331
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,560
Why hasn't Bro woken up yet?

332
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,160
Or, rather, why did Salty wake up?

333
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:58,360
A watering cycle was programmed
this morning for three seconds only.

334
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,360
I know!

335
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,360
Hm?

336
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360
(GASPS)

337
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,360
There!

338
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,520
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

339
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,520
Agh!

340
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,320
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

341
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,560
The game is over for you, Detective.

342
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,640
She must have found the mic collar
this morning.

343
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,560
We must be far more wary of her
in the future.

344
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:32,240
But, for now, it's not too late
to pay the Queen a visit.

345
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,560
We will soon be in total security
at the embassy, Your Majesty.

346
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,520
Detective McFlair
should have joined us by now.

347
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,400
Oh, I'm afraid some misfortune
might have befallen him.

348
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
Don't worry.

349
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400
Agh!

350
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,320
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

351
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,680
Agh!

352
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,680
(GASPS)

353
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,520
Sorry, Your Majesty.

354
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,080
Detective McFlair couldn't make it.

355
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,240
(LAUGHS EVILLY)

356
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,880
Huh? A magnet?

357
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,360
Basil! Run!

358
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,080
Take the diamond with you!

359
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,720
Agh!

360
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,240
(GRUNTS)

361
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,960
Good evening, Basil.

362
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,640
Don't look so petrified. It fills
the air with static electricity.

363
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,720
Take a shower, Godzilla!

364
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720
Agh!

365
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,000
As for you, Ivanhoe, this fine leash

366
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,880
will lead you
straight to the Greenside Pound.

367
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,160
Not yet.

368
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,080
(COUGHS)

369
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080
Hm?

370
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,160
He's getting away!

371
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,160
Whoa!

372
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,320
Hm? (GASPS)

373
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,120
Bro, quick,
press down as hard as you can.

374
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,600
Argh!

375
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,800
Whoa!

376
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,160
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

377
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,080
Argh!

378
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,560
(GASPS)
Here's to you, Basil!

379
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,920
You're under arrest, lizard.

380
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,280
(COUGHS)

381
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,800
There. Look.

382
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,760
That downed monkey is running away.

383
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,640
Lieutenants, catch him for me.

384
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,400
It's no use, Detective.

385
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,520
He must have foreseen
all eventualities.

386
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,000
But I promise you

387
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,160
I will nab that mysterious monkey
no matter how smart he is.

388
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,400
What happened? Did our stratagem
not go according to plan?

389
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,840
Hm, the enemy took us by surprise.

390
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,760
It's true.
I didn't foresee a double adversary.

391
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,360
Our mysterious knight
was hiding a salamander

392
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,480
that could create
bolts of electricity.

393
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,520
But then how DID you save us?

394
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,520
Just before I was paralysed

395
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,720
I finally understood
why Salty woke up faster than Bro.

396
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,120
Water!

397
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,720
It was the watering system
that woke Salty up.

398
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,640
The monkey had to make sure
that Salty woke up in time

399
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,520
for his espionage scheme to work.

400
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,160
So he programmed
the automatic watering system

401
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,760
to go off for three seconds at dawn.

402
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,200
Then we prepared our counterattack

403
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,520
with gardening equipment
we found in the park.

404
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,760
We knew that our enemy
was wearing a metal gauntlet,

405
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,400
so, we used a lawnmower battery

406
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,480
and copper wire
wrapped around the gate bars

407
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,240
to make an electromagnet to nab him.

408
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,120
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

409
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,040
Clever! You have once again

410
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,360
demonstrated your exceptional
talents as a detective.

411
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,640
I congratulate you.

412
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,000
Nice work, Clever.

413
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,680
As for this nutcase,

414
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,760
he shall be the new lodger
at the ultra-secure vivarium

415
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,560
at the Greenside Pound.

416
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,640
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(GRUMBLES)

417
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,200
(CLEVER SNORES SOFTLY)

418
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,880
(WATER SPLASHES)
(GASPS) Bro!

419
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,960
Tell me what happened
while I was paralysed.

420
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,720
(GROANS) It's time to sleep!

421
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,520
I'm so not sleepy.

422
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,200
12 hours without moving,
I've got tons of energy.

423
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,160
Come on, tell me everything.
And don't forget a single detail.

424
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,920
Argh. I wish Basil
could paralyse me right now.

425
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Captions by Red Bee Media

426
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,960
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