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Oh my god.

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The war between the Yokahama
and Ozu campaigns continues,

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with the Yokahama camp
now openly accusing Counselor Ozu

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of being connected
to the assassination of Ken Takahara.

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Hey.

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I was watching that.

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You know, I can't remember
the last day I had off.

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Jesus.

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How'd we go from killing people
to being in a yogurt commercial?

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It's gross seeing you
get this soft.

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Now let's make sure
you don't get dirty!

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Exactly.

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Who the hell is this?

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We need to talk.

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Sorry to show up uninvited,

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but your uncle's a tough man
to schedule time with.

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I tried to give you a call,

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but we've apprehended the prime suspect
in Ken Takahara's murder.

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Wait, you've arrested
Counselor Ozu?

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What? Ozu?

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N-no.

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He's a Yakuza boss
who goes by the name "The Rooster."

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He's the only person with direct ties
to every other suspect.

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Hey! He's talking
about our guy!

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We booked him, but we have
no way to hold him.

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What do you mean
you can't hold him?

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Because he's connected.

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No judge is gonna
take the case.

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No prosecutor is going
to risk their career going after him.

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The Rooster has blackmail
on every politician in Tokyo.

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We can't even
hold him for 24 hours.

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They're releasing him
this morning.

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- This morning?
This is outrageous.

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Amazing what a few hundred
well-placed Polaroids can do for you.

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So that's it? You got the guy,
but he can't be prosecuted?

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How convenient.

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Has anybody even looked
into whether he's connected to Ozu?

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I wouldn't put it past him
to hire Yakuza to do his dirty work.

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I'm sorry, Miss Yokohama,

40
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but there's no evidence
to prove that.

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According to who?

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Well, uh,
according to our sources

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and police work.

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Guess that's-that's
a joke, right?

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The bottom line is that
we're just as frustrated as you are.

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They're releasing him?

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Oh, bud,
this could be good for us!

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Hey! Get out of here, cat!

49
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Shoo! Shoo! Scram!

50
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Well, that explains
my allergies.

51
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- Bradley! Come on.
Get away from there!

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Aww, what a sweet cat.

53
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I wasn't able to bring mine
when I moved to Tokyo.

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Uh, he doesn't like
getting picked up!

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Oh, uh, okay.

56
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Sor... I'm sorry, I'm...

57
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But I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.

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I have a very busy day
and I just...

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Okay?

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- Absolutely, Miss Yokohama.
- What?

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We realize
the stress you're under

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and want to let you know
the Tokyo PD

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Is doing the best it can.

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You know, it's a shame
the police have become so ineffective.

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You almost wish there was somebody
who could clean things up in this town.

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Have a nice day, ma'am.

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Monkey?

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She's hiding something. I know it.

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She's a politician.

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They're all hiding something.

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You're just jealous of her house
and that fat-ass cat.

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That's a cute cat.

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And Akiko is
an entitled princess

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pretending to be
some champion of the people.

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And you let her just
push us around.

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Haruka, you don't want
her kind of trouble. Trust me.

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Come on. You really think
she's connected to The Rooster?

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To all of this?

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I'm sorry, how could you
be confused by this?

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It's like criminal chain
of command 101.

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The Rooster hired
the Accountant,

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who paid the Old Fish Lady,

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who got her tacky-ass twins
to leverage the army guy to,

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and-and this is the important part
that I really want to,

85
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you know,
just make sure you hear:

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Send a bunch of assholes
to kill me.

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Yeah, no, and kill
your entire family too.

88
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So why don't we stop tanning
our assholes up here

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and go kill the only guy
on this chart

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who isn't already dead.

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Uh... right, no. As soon as
the cops let him go.

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Then we'll kill him.

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Okay, so we've been following
The Rooster for weeks now,

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and we know
he's the top, right?

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That cop just confirmed it.

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And the priest said
once we kill the top of the chain,

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then I ascend.

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Or evolve. Or, uh, turn into a big ball
of light or some shit.

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I don't know, whatever.

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Look, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is,

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I-I think this might be
my last day on Earth.

102
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Ooh. You know, I gotta admit,

103
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I might actually miss this.

104
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And yeah, at first I...
Well, I definitely hated you.

105
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Well, I mean, I don't even like dogs,

106
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so this was
a real challenge.

107
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But, you know what,

108
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it's been a heck
of a ride, man.

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I guess what I'm trying
to say is, uh,

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I'm happy I met you.
You know?

111
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Though watching you
around women is truly nauseating.

112
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I mean, you do not
play it cool, man.

113
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You're as smooth
as sandpaper.

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Oh hell, look at this guy.

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He looks like if Roy Orbison had sex
with a bag of salt.

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And yeah, no, I know
that's a reference

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you'll never appreciate.

118
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But do you understand
how frustrating it is

119
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to waste all this gold
on someone who just learned

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what a goddamn fork is?

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I'm just saying that
if you plan on hanging out

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with other humans
after I'm gone,

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some basic knowledge
of pop culture is gonna help.

124
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I mean,
killing people is dope

125
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but so is knowing
who Tom Petty is.

126
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Who's Tom Petty?

127
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I mean, he's like if, uh...
if weed was a person. You know?

128
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Wa-wait. I forget. Have we
talked about weed yet?

129
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Come on, faster, old man.

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I'm in a hurry.

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I cannot.

132
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Otherwise,
you might get nicked.

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Oh, goddammit!

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Oh wow.

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See, now, this is why I always tell them
to use the clippers.

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Alright. Off I go.

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Up, up, and away.

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Should be
any minute now.

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Uh...

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Maybe it takes an hour?

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I-I mean, logistically
that makes sense, right?

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It's a really, really far way
to go, so...

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It should take a while.

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I-I think it'd be crazy
actually if it didn't.

145
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You know what, maybe it's like
the DMV up there.

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They gotta be backed up.

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So. Wait, maybe they give you
this time to reflect and shit.

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You know? What if
this is like confession?

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What are you look...
Holy shit!

150
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Is that a ghost?
Can he hear me? Can he...

151
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Hello!

152
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That prick had a double!

153
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Of course!

154
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I knew
it was too easy!

155
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This is the guy
we're supposed to kill!

156
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Sneaky shit!

157
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Okay, maybe this time,
go for the head, huh?

158
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Okay, shit. Shit. There's, uh,
so much more to say.

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I'll make it quick.
Alright: Take care of yourself, man.

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Make a good life, okay.

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Okay, now take a shot!

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There we go.

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Bullseye!

164
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Dude, you've really gotten
good at this.

165
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Ah, shit! What else, what else.

166
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Um, you know, you're gonna wanna
eat your vegetables, say your prayers.

167
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Uh, let's see,
uh, drink more water!

168
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Somebody told me that.
I-I can't remember who,

169
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it was probably bullshit,
but it might not be.

170
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You know?
It probably can't hurt!

171
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Um. Okay, finish him off.

172
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I am this close
to retirement!

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Run! Brothers. Run away!

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- Run away!
- Oh god!

175
00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:06,809
Nothing's ever simple.

176
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When I found out
who was driving that van,

177
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I made sure the person was held
accountable for their actions.

178
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Even though it had nothing
to do with me!

179
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And yet, here we have
my opponent

180
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refusing to fire his niece

181
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after the wild accusations
she made against me.

182
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But what else would you expect

183
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from the same people
who support a cop killer!

184
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I'm turning this garbage off.

185
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I told you something like this
was going to happen.

186
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We've given him ammunition,

187
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of course he's going
to use it against us.

188
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I'm not letting that crook control
the narrative of this campaign!

189
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I got this.

190
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Come on. Monkey, we gotta make sure
we get all of them!

191
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If we miss even one,
I could be here forever.

192
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And-and I don't think
you want that, do you?

193
00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:02,893
I mean, just shoot
the slow one at least.

194
00:10:02,917 --> 00:10:05,018
They don't pay us enough
for this crap!

195
00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:08,000
Ohh! Ooh!

196
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:10,144
Oh my god.

197
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,268
Okay, alright,
bye for real this time.

198
00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:15,518
And, uh,
say a prayer for me.

199
00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:18,417
I mean, I'm not religious,
but might as well hedge my bets, right?

200
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,000
Should be coming to get me
any second now.

201
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:28,769
Goddammit!

202
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:30,625
Did that not count
'cause it wasn't us?

203
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,643
I better not get stuck here
on a technicality.

204
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,684
We probably should've asked
that damn priest more questions

205
00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,226
about how
this whole thing works.

206
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,351
Wonder if we can Google it.

207
00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:40,559
Oh god, the monkey!

208
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,601
Run!

209
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,625
Run!

210
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,518
Okay, here we go!

211
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,000
I got a good feeling
about this one.

212
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,851
Never thought I'd be enlightened
in a public bathroom,

213
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,250
but here we are.

214
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,059
Aw, come on, man,
just shoot all the stalls!

215
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,101
You know?
Boom, boom, boom.

216
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,083
Spend the bullets,
save the time, right?

217
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,893
Oh man, I wish
I had more time.

218
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,583
You know,
I used to draw a lot.

219
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,226
It was my passion as a kid.
I was pretty decent, too.

220
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,268
I once drew a bowl of fruit
you could have eaten out of.

221
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,309
You know, sometimes I wonder
how many people would still be alive

222
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,643
if I'd chosen
to draw fruit instead.

223
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:15,726
No, no, no, Monkey.

224
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,059
Wa-wa-wait, wait.
I've seen the news.

225
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,851
You only kill killers.

226
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,726
I'm no killer.
Look at me.

227
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,750
I'm an actor.

228
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,268
Oh boy, oh boy.

229
00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:27,684
You're looking
for the short one.

230
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,643
The short one is
the real Rooster.

231
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,458
I have children.

232
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,417
Please. Let me go.

233
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,750
Wait.

234
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,059
Okay. Here we go.

235
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,309
This has got
to be the last one.

236
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,851
Before you do anything,

237
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:54,042
know that you'd be making
a big mistake killing me.

238
00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:55,917
You see this?

239
00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:59,726
I have information
on everybody!

240
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,226
The answer you're looking for
is in this box.

241
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,333
What the hell?

242
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,934
Was that you?

243
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,393
See! I told you this was
the real dude. They're all after him!

244
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,101
I never said anything,
asshole!

245
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,934
- I don't care!
The boss wants you dead!

246
00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,768
Shit! Aw, shit, shit, shit!

247
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,000
Don't let them get the kill!
The last bullet wins!

248
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,226
Oh, son of a bitch, maybe I need
to confess to ascend.

249
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,726
Uh, okay, what am I leaving out?

250
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,434
Oh, okay! I was in love
with a man once!

251
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,643
I never told him how I felt!

252
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,467
Not a month goes by
that I don't think of him.

253
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,851
Okay, point is,
never leave things unsaid!

254
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,184
You can still see me,
can't you?

255
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,458
Aw, shit!

256
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,851
What about now?

257
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,851
Like, am I starting
to disappear?

258
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,750
You know, maybe I'm down
at 90 percent?

259
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,976
Shit!

260
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,083
Alright, let's go.

261
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,792
Well, that's three less scumbags
we have to worry about.

262
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,226
At least this monkey takes out
the bad guys.

263
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,268
I'll give him that.

264
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,269
Jesus.

265
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,667
Leave it to you to blur the lines
between what's right

266
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,309
and what's wrong.

267
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:20,393
You know, you've been busting
my balls all morning.

268
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,434
If you have something to accuse me of,
just come out and say it.

269
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,394
Okay.

270
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:27,184
Your idea of police work
and mine are pretty different.

271
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,559
You steal evidence,

272
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,101
you root for a vigilante,

273
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,167
and you still haven't explained
about your past.

274
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,018
If I can't trust my partner,

275
00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,083
then I can't do my job.

276
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,125
That's just how I'm built.

277
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,625
You want the truth?

278
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,375
Fine.

279
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,667
Let's finish this up
and go get a coffee.

280
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,101
Haruka, what you
don't understand is that

281
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,000
Tokyo was even more corrupt
back then.

282
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,917
Everybody, I mean everybody,
was on the take.

283
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,088
It was the only way
you could get anything done.

284
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,708
Hell, probably the same now,
but just not so overt.

285
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,809
Anyway, new mayor,
young DA,

286
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,417
they decided
to make an example.

287
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,809
My first partner and I
got caught up in a sting

288
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,434
for doing nothing different
than anyone else.

289
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,042
But they threw
the book at us.

290
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,268
My partner had a young child,
was newly married,

291
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,518
and I was single.

292
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,375
So I took the rap
for both of us.

293
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,833
They gave me suspension.
Demoted me.

294
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,458
Marked my record forever.

295
00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:25,375
What about your partner?

296
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,309
- He's doing fine.
- But who was it?

297
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,583
It's not important.

298
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,250
He was a shitty partner.

299
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,750
Unlike Hiroshi.

300
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,042
Unlike you.

301
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,833
Masta, another whiskey.

302
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,000
Make that two whiskeys.

303
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,518
- You feel tired?
Tell me about it.

304
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,809
I'm so raw right now,
I'm a nub.

305
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,601
Now you wanna go
to the bank?

306
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,309
Why?
That's off-mission.

307
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,226
That guy was going to say anything
to get you not to shoot him.

308
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,184
"Ooh, Monkey, the secret
to everything is in this box."

309
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,184
What the hell
does that even mean?

310
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,143
Do you have any idea
how emotionally taxing

311
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,351
this day has been for me?

312
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,351
So no, I don't want to go
on your little scavenger hunt, okay.

313
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,518
It's a fool's errand.

314
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,476
Besides, how would we
even get in there?

315
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,083
You killed every double
that could possibly walk us into the...

316
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,143
How far do you think he got?

317
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,893
- Oh, come on.
I thought we were good!

318
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,875
Yeah, well,
we lied, dipshit.

319
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,333
Hey! W-What's this? A key?

320
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,351
I've never seen it before.

321
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,351
This day is never going to end.

322
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,750
Fine, fine!

323
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,208
Can I at least finish
my noodles?

324
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,417
Play it cool, play it cool.

325
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,893
Security guards are cool.

326
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,434
Everybody's cool.

327
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,435
I'm cool.

328
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,934
You know, Monkey, I actually have
something I want to say real quick, okay.

329
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,893
I feel like I've done a lot
of personal growth today,

330
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,476
and you've given me zero.

331
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,476
So I am done
opening up to you.

332
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,208
You're clearly
not mature enough.

333
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,042
Nothing?

334
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,125
You don't have anything
you wanna say to me?

335
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,434
And your silence
has spoken volumes.

336
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,976
I read you loud
and clear, pal.

337
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,458
Okay, fine! Then I guess
we're just doing a bank heist!

338
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,208
God forbid we make
a human connection here.

339
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,393
I think
that went pretty smoothly! Don't you?

340
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,601
Whoopsie-daisy.

341
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,018
- Oh, Jesus.
Look at this guy.

342
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,768
He can't even hold on to the key
with those greasy little sausages

343
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,727
he calls fingers.

344
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:53,292
I congratulate you, Monkey.

345
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,143
You have managed to accomplish
what the police,

346
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,809
the Yakuza, and all
the most powerful people in Japan

347
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,976
failed to.

348
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,851
Unfortunately, this key
is worthless.

349
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:10,059
You think I would trust
one of those morons

350
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,458
with something so valuable.

351
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:13,893
I believe

352
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,809
you're looking
for this one.

353
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,833
Wait.

354
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,559
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on here!

355
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,851
Did you actually believe

356
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:27,434
you could outsmart
someone like me?

357
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,976
Holy shit!

358
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,393
Toilet Rooster is
the real Rooster!

359
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,101
Buddy, you were right
about the box!

360
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,476
I'm really getting
out of here!

361
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,167
You stupid animal!

362
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,851
- Uh, okay, okay, okay.
This is it.

363
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,643
Oh shit,
uh, my last moments on Earth,

364
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,708
or whatever this is.

365
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,059
There's so much
I need you to do...

366
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,250
Okay, I've got a daughter!

367
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,208
You've got to find her!

368
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,184
And you gotta make her understand

369
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,019
that I loved her!

370
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:51,351
Alright?
And-and-and,

371
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,518
and don't let her marry someone
like me, 'cause that happens!

372
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,184
And I don't even wanna think
about what kind

373
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,684
of daddy issues she's dealing with! So...

374
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,809
Okay, uh, listen, there's some money
in a bank that I want you to give her!

375
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,268
I-I... you gotta hire
a lawyer, too,

376
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,893
'cause I never got around
to doing a will,

377
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,351
so you're going to have
to be the executor.

378
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,684
I don't... I-I-I don't want her
to spend it all when she's 21!

379
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,708
Make her go to college!

380
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,792
I-I never had a son.

381
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,208
But if I did, I'd want him
to be just like you!

382
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,726
Also, I love you!

383
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,976
- Damn it.
- I really do.

384
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,643
Would you just
die already!

385
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,708
Okay. Goodbye forever,
my furry little friend!

386
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,393
Augh, this isn't happening, is it?

387
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,833
Oh, I don't deserve peace.

388
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,917
I'm just gonna eat shit
for the rest of eternity.

389
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,226
Nothing ever comes easy for me.
Never has.

390
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,542
Why would death be any different?
I mean, the whole day was pointless.

391
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:53,976
And still the Monkey
says nothing.

392
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,059
No, fine. Of course.

393
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,083
No, no, no, no. Work-work-work
with you. That's all it is.

394
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,434
Well, I guess the only good thing
to come out this godforsaken day

395
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,351
is that we've now killed everyone
that's a threat

396
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,250
in the entire city of Tokyo.

397
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,351
So we can just stroll back
to your girlfriend's house

398
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,875
and eat persimmons.

399
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,208
For eternity!

400
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,042
Hey. It's me.

401
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,250
The Rooster is dead.

402
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,833
This has gone on too long.

403
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,101
You could not cauterize
the wound,

404
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,667
and now this monkey
has the box.

405
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,917
Since it's evident none of you
can handle the task at hand,

406
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,292
I've called someone
who can.

407
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,042
A fixer.

408
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,601
A precise instrument.

409
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,125
Who do you think he called?

410
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,934
Attention, all crew and passengers,

411
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,768
please prepare for landing.

412
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:03,792
Thank you.

413
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,559
I'm so sorry, ma'am,

414
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,183
but we're going to need you
to put your tray table up for landing.

415
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,375
I can help you with those bottles
if you like.

416
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,708
I am so sorry, ma'am,

417
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,917
but it looks like your room
won't be ready for another hour.

418
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:50,000
Please feel free to have
a complimentary drink at the bar.

419
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,309
Wow.

420
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,601
You must really like tomatoes.

421
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,542
Hah. Let me guess.

422
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,208
Long day?

423
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,875
Let me buy you another.