1 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,286 What did you want? 2 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:24,756 Is this okay? 3 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:29,094 My, my zoom camera is... 4 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:35,033 We met through our fathers, 5 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:38,370 because our fathers were good friends. 6 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:43,208 My sister-in-law's mother 7 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:46,679 arranged a meeting between Tanya and me. 8 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:51,416 I finished my university education and got my first job. 9 00:00:51,449 --> 00:00:55,320 And this is when my uncle actually asked me, 10 00:00:55,353 --> 00:00:58,189 "Are you ready to get married?" 11 00:00:58,223 --> 00:01:00,191 You know, "Can you look for somebody?" 12 00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:01,661 We first met on Shaadi.com, 13 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:05,765 basically the Indian version of Match.com. 14 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:08,333 And it was a very common matrimonial site. 15 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:11,169 So arranged marriages are usually 16 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,573 when the families have already, 17 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,840 the families know each other 18 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:18,844 and they feel that their kids would be good for each other. 19 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:21,581 A lot of Shaadi.com I think 20 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:24,517 is profiles that are done by their parents. 21 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:27,720 In our case we each wrote our own profile. 22 00:01:27,753 --> 00:01:29,263 Although my parents were definitely pushing me 23 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:30,488 to get married at that point, 24 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:33,191 and probably had a profile for me that I don't know about. 25 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:36,596 Once we went back to our hotel 26 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,330 and my mom and dad asked me, 27 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:40,666 "So is it a yes or no?" 28 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,635 And I was like, 29 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:44,670 "Just give me an hour or two to think." 30 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,739 And I took that hour 31 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:49,709 and it just got, it was a gut feeling that 32 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,712 he seems to be a nice guy and I'm going to give it a try. 33 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:58,383 It's not a bad idea to know a person somewhat 34 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:03,656 before committing to a lifelong life together. 35 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:25,276 Ravi is a really good boy. 36 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:29,247 I have three sons and Ravi is the best one. 37 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,249 I tell them that also. 38 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:32,417 Ravi is the youngest, 39 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,920 but he is the most mature at heart. 40 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,256 He loves cooking with his mother. 41 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:40,593 Vegetarian is a must for us. 42 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,662 Also no alcoholic. 43 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:47,633 He works as a researcher with the local university. 44 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,635 He likes his job so much 45 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:53,238 that he has no hobbies by choice. 46 00:02:53,271 --> 00:02:55,407 Our family does not believe in secrets 47 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,911 so I will mention that Ravi is genetically predisposed 48 00:02:58,944 --> 00:03:01,914 to hypertension, asthma, and he was fat as a child, 49 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:04,750 so diabetes is a concern. 50 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,252 If interested, please message me. 51 00:03:15,561 --> 00:03:17,797 Rita is a free spirit girl 52 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,700 with strict moral values. 53 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:23,769 Her hobbies include caring for her future in-laws 54 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,606 and her ideal date is cooking for her man 55 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,875 and watching a Bollywood movie. 56 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,311 Rita is pescetarian by diet, 57 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:37,850 but she is willing to be fully veg for the right family. 58 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:40,853 Please write us a message so we can start chat 59 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:42,922 and marry our children. 60 00:03:42,955 --> 00:03:44,790 US citizens only. 61 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:58,037 Is this okay or is it too weird? 62 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,605 It's not too weird. 63 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:01,040 I want to apologize again for... 64 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:03,576 Oh, it's fine, really? 65 00:04:03,609 --> 00:04:05,477 It just looked so different on Google Images. 66 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:06,746 It's really fine. 67 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,447 It's just on the website. 68 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:10,415 A what? 69 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:12,051 It said it was full of water and fish 70 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:13,351 on the website. 71 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:15,086 Oh. 72 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,490 You know, we're outside, 73 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,793 we could lower our masks if you want. 74 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:32,004 I'm really glad this timing worked out. 75 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:33,005 Me too. 76 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:34,472 Usually on work trips, 77 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,650 my colleagues, they just like go 78 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:37,408 to a strip club or something 79 00:04:37,442 --> 00:04:40,813 and I end up back in the hotel just talking to my mother. 80 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,516 But I guess today you're my mom. 81 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:46,651 Yes. 82 00:04:48,353 --> 00:04:50,321 I'm really sorry again about- 83 00:04:50,355 --> 00:04:53,391 - Really, you don't have to apologize. 84 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:55,895 I love empty reservoirs. 85 00:04:55,928 --> 00:05:00,933 Wow, you're so funny. 86 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,368 We have great banter. 87 00:05:03,401 --> 00:05:05,303 Could you move back a few more inches? 88 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:08,473 Yeah. 89 00:05:08,507 --> 00:05:09,407 A lot of ants. 90 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,643 Okay, thank you. 91 00:05:10,676 --> 00:05:13,344 I usually don't sweat this much. 92 00:05:15,047 --> 00:05:16,081 It's like we're in India. 93 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,616 What? 94 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,760 It's like we're in India because it's so hot 95 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:21,319 and we're both brown, and it's dirty. 96 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,590 This is probably how our parents met. 97 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:26,025 You know, it's kind of beautiful. 98 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:27,492 So what did you bring? 99 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:30,461 Oh, I couldn't get everything I wanted. 100 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,732 Oh, don't worry, it is vegetarian. 101 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,067 Oh. 102 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,235 What? 103 00:05:36,268 --> 00:05:39,038 Oh, it's just your mom told me that you don't drink. 104 00:05:39,071 --> 00:05:40,438 I don't. 105 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:43,976 Well, I think this is hard lemonade. 106 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:45,711 There's alcohol in this? 107 00:05:45,744 --> 00:05:47,913 Yeah, five percent. 108 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,482 I'm so sorry. 109 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,885 It's okay, 110 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:54,095 - you don't have to do that. - The store was really busy 111 00:05:54,119 --> 00:05:55,530 and I panicked and I just, I love lemonade. 112 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:56,655 It was a mistake. 113 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,724 I swear on my entire family's life, 114 00:05:58,757 --> 00:06:00,458 I don't drink. 115 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:02,460 I don't drink either, so. 116 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:04,063 This must be very distressing for you. 117 00:06:04,096 --> 00:06:05,564 It is, thank God. 118 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,966 Oh, oh no. 119 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:10,468 Oh, this is a little bit of a mess. 120 00:06:10,502 --> 00:06:11,937 Oh, oh, no. 121 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,138 It's really wet. 122 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:17,675 Oh God. 123 00:06:18,744 --> 00:06:22,081 So how much longer do you think all this will go on for? 124 00:06:22,114 --> 00:06:26,085 Oh, you probably shouldn't touch your face with the gloves. 125 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:27,820 Oh. 126 00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:39,665 Are you seeing this? 127 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:41,934 It went well. 128 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,079 Yeah, no mom, I didn't drive here. 129 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,604 I took the train, remember? 130 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:47,983 I don't know Mom, it's just one date. 131 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,943 No, I think you should wait to call her parents tomorrow. 132 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:52,511 I didn't check his hairline. 133 00:06:52,544 --> 00:06:53,913 Yeah, the train's canceled. 134 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,690 I'm actually just waiting for the car rental agency 135 00:06:55,714 --> 00:06:57,016 to call me back. 136 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,751 He seems loyal, yeah. 137 00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:00,753 No, she didn't bring up eating fish. 138 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:02,487 No, he doesn't seem gay. 139 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:04,223 Yeah, no, Mom, we didn't talk about Modi. 140 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,090 Okay. 141 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,457 Talk to you later, bye. 142 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:07,660 Okay, I love you, mom. 143 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,693 Bye. 144 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,503 I love your place. 145 00:07:17,536 --> 00:07:18,469 Oh, thanks. 146 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,739 I didn't realize you live with roommates. 147 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:21,773 I don't. 148 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,843 Right. 149 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,946 Oh, Rachel at the car agency said 150 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,580 she'd call me back. 151 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,614 When? 152 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,018 Oh, they didn't say when. 153 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,622 Should have asked that. 154 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:38,958 That's okay. 155 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,827 You can just wait here until they call back. 156 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:42,695 Thank you. 157 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:43,562 I'll pay you rent. 158 00:07:43,595 --> 00:07:44,897 Oh, that's fine. 159 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,098 I'm joking. 160 00:07:46,131 --> 00:07:47,032 I'm just gonna go wash my hands. 161 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,201 Yeah, no, yeah, go, of course. 162 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:57,976 Oh, God. 163 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,086 Ah, much better. 164 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,956 Oh, that's not mine. 165 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,291 Oh, of course. 166 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:15,661 No, that's my landlord. 167 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:17,830 My landlord just comes in here and drinks. 168 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:18,764 Oh. 169 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:20,199 Yeah, he really likes the TV 170 00:08:20,232 --> 00:08:22,167 so he watches the game and drinks beer. 171 00:08:23,268 --> 00:08:24,503 Where's the TV? 172 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,170 Are you hungry? 173 00:08:27,906 --> 00:08:29,641 Now that my career's in such a good place, 174 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,876 I'll get married this year, 175 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,244 have kids a year after that. 176 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:33,946 We'll all live with my mother. 177 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:35,848 I'm actually closing in on a house. 178 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:36,882 How many? 179 00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:37,750 What? 180 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:38,617 Kids. 181 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:39,284 Three. 182 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,285 Wow. 183 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,087 Are you okay with three? 184 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,857 - Yes. - I can also do two. 185 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:45,924 No, three is good. 186 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,092 Yeah, I prefer three. 187 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,862 I just have to say 188 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:52,765 it's so refreshing to meet someone 189 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,167 with the same values, you know, the same- 190 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:57,836 Oh, I'm so sorry. 191 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,972 It's the car rental. 192 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,975 Hi, hello? 193 00:09:03,008 --> 00:09:04,008 Yes. 194 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:07,112 And that's the earliest? 195 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,315 Yeah, no, I'll take it. 196 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,918 Yeah, you can just charge the card that's on the file. 197 00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:15,988 All right, thank you so much. 198 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:17,021 Bye. 199 00:09:19,691 --> 00:09:21,302 They said they don't have anything available 200 00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:24,897 until tomorrow morning. 201 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,699 So I think I can just look up 202 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,234 a hotel or something really quick. 203 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,836 I think there's one in this town, right? 204 00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:33,939 Yes, the Sunset on Belmonte. 205 00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:35,040 - Got it. - Mhmm. 206 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:36,941 Oh. 207 00:09:37,709 --> 00:09:38,877 It's saying it's closed. 208 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:41,246 What? 209 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,280 Yeah. 210 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,720 I guess, 211 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,124 you could use my couch. 212 00:09:52,157 --> 00:09:54,193 Oh my God, are you sure? 213 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,728 That would be amazing. 214 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:57,762 Of course. 215 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,866 Yeah, I have an extra pillow, I think. 216 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,768 Okay, thank you so much. 217 00:10:02,801 --> 00:10:03,902 No worries. 218 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,104 I'll go call my parents 219 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,972 and let them know you're staying over. 220 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:07,973 Okay, I'll do the same. 221 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,006 Okay. 222 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:19,952 Yeah, no, mom, I don't really have any other choice. 223 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:22,821 Yeah, she's asking her parents right now. 224 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,990 No, mom, we won't hug tightly. 225 00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:27,292 She's a very traditional girl. 226 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,928 - Hi, Daddy. - Okay, I love you too. 227 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:30,962 Bye. 228 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,799 Yeah. 229 00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:38,203 I've missed you like crazy. 230 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,943 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 231 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:49,447 Daddy? 232 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,084 I want your cock. 233 00:10:56,188 --> 00:11:01,193 No, Daddy, yes! 234 00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:25,317 This can't be happening. 235 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,319 Oh. 236 00:11:58,917 --> 00:11:59,751 Hey! 237 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,486 Hey, hey, hey! 238 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,387 You okay? 239 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,790 Yeah, I'm great. 240 00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:05,958 Are you okay? 241 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,893 Yeah, I just set up the couch. 242 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:10,295 My parents are comfortable with you staying the night 243 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,930 as long as you sleep out here. 244 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,266 They're old fashioned, like me. 245 00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:16,368 That's great. 246 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:18,504 Okay, well, I'm going to call it a night. 247 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,038 Okay, good night. 248 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,807 Good night. 249 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,531 Hi, I was just going to head out 250 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,261 to the car rental place early. 251 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,862 Oh, you sure? 252 00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:45,397 Yes, I am very sure. 253 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,233 Well, sorry I don't have a car. 254 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,478 Otherwise I would've driven you. 255 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,435 Yeah it's okay, 256 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,870 you've already said enough. 257 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:55,907 I mean, you've done enough for me, so. 258 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,278 Okay. 259 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,281 Well I guess this is goodbye then. 260 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,314 Yes, bye. 261 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,820 Longest first date ever. 262 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,854 It was. 263 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,058 Keep in touch. 264 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,159 No. 265 00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,427 What? 266 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,096 I meant yes, maybe. 267 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,231 Okay. 268 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:28,073 For fuck's sake. 269 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:30,474 Ugh! 270 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,450 Mm! 271 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,220 Oh my god. 272 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,092 I missed you. 273 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,866 I tried knocking. 274 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,335 The car rental place called. 275 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,937 They said they won't have a car for another three days. 276 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,976 There's no more rooms left because of shelter in place. 277 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,612 You're not going to tell her, right? 278 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,613 Who? 279 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,480 Your mom? 280 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,981 No. 281 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,617 I assume you tell her everything. 282 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,086 I don't tell her everything. 283 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,119 I won't tell her. 284 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:20,526 Okay, because your mom will tell my mom and 285 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,961 she pays for this place. 286 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:25,464 It's why I have to go on these dates. 287 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,633 That's the deal. 288 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,037 Oh yeah, I won't talk. 289 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,139 Okay, thank you, really. 290 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,110 And you know, I'm sorry. 291 00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:41,446 I just, I do think though, that, 292 00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:44,950 I think you're not my wife. 293 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,152 Okay. 294 00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:48,363 I mean this in a delicate way. 295 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,623 There was some deception that's happened 296 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,391 and it just feels wrong now. 297 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,526 Totally. 298 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,727 - Yeah. - That makes sense. 299 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,663 I think we'll find someone for ourselves that's better. 300 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,064 I agree. 301 00:14:59,097 --> 00:14:59,998 Okay, I was a little bit worried 302 00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,501 that you were catching feelings. 303 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,002 I think it's okay to move on. 304 00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:05,035 Mhmm. 305 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,417 And were you just, you were just, 306 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,577 so you were just pretending before? 307 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,011 What do you mean? 308 00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:15,046 It just, you said you didn't eat meat, 309 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,481 and then, you know, I saw you. 310 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,519 You're still eating chicken, so. 311 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:24,189 When did you start eating meat? 312 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:25,591 Oh, like few weeks ago. 313 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,492 Oh, that's not that bad. 314 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,061 Well, I restarted after I took a month off, so 315 00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:33,198 in total, I think since like high school. 316 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,303 Thanks again for letting me stay here. 317 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,237 Of course. 318 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,405 I'm not a monster. 319 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,049 Yeah, I know, but I'm a complete stranger. 320 00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:43,341 Well it's not the first time 321 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,177 I've let a stranger stay with me. 322 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,612 You mean? 323 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,979 Yeah. 324 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,549 You sounded different before. 325 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,516 What do you mean? 326 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,484 Oh, no, you just, your voice just, yeah. 327 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,952 You sounded like Siri. 328 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,321 Siri? 329 00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:57,757 I just, I felt like I could tell you 330 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,224 anything without judgment. 331 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,728 You mean I sounded subservient. 332 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,297 No, no, no. 333 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,499 This is the real me. 334 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,201 Do you want me to be her? 335 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,269 No. 336 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,371 Because I can, if you need that. 337 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,977 I do want to say that I, 338 00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,682 I'm completely fine with you drinking alcohol 339 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,150 and eating dead animals, 340 00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,720 and swearing if you even do that. 341 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,021 Yeah, fuck yeah, I do that. 342 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,289 Yeah, I'm fine with it. 343 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,225 I'm not judgmental. 344 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,293 Well, that's very sweet, 345 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,395 but this is my house 346 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,431 and I really don't need your permission. 347 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,066 Wait, was I being sexist? 348 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:41,734 Yes. 349 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,101 I'm sorry. 350 00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,537 I identify as a male feminist. 351 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,705 Oh, so a feminist? 352 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,108 I really liked the way you decorated this place. 353 00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,577 Oh, I didn't decorate it. 354 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,613 Cybele did. 355 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,646 Who's Cybele? 356 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,584 She used to live here and then she died. 357 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,218 Right where you're standing, actually. 358 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,353 What? 359 00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:02,522 I'm just kidding. 360 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,455 She lives a block away. 361 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,257 Ah, haha. 362 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,194 When I first saw this place, 363 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:12,197 I was like, whoa, this is perfect. 364 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,332 I do not need to change a thing. 365 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,435 Yeah, it's a lot of horses. 366 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,170 You think? 367 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,673 No, I mean, I like it. 368 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,274 Yeah, I like it. 369 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,744 I just, I feel like some people might feel that way. 370 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,812 Oh, well, I love them. 371 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:30,081 Yeah, did you grow up around horses? 372 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,551 Never met one. 373 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,586 Just always been drawn to them. 374 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,253 Why do you live here? 375 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,622 What do you mean? 376 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,824 It just, it feels so far away from everything. 377 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,761 Yeah, well, that's why I live here. 378 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,829 Yeah, but it must get lonely. 379 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,332 I have this dream that I'm going to grow old here and 380 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,534 become one of those women 381 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,703 like in a John Wayne film or something, 382 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,840 like tanned and leathery and hard. 383 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,744 Do you mind if I clean? 384 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,713 It really relaxes me. 385 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,581 Sure. 386 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,614 Thank you. 387 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,752 1,324 cases last week. 388 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,321 Gonna be 50,000 by March 28th. 389 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,357 Doubling time was seven days. 390 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:13,593 It's now three. 391 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,327 It's logarithmic, not linear. 392 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,495 That's what everyone's missing. 393 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,130 The death rates aren't rising yet, 394 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,100 but they're a lagging indicator. 395 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,814 Hey, did you realize your fan was broken? 396 00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:42,252 Oh. 397 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:44,824 Hi, ma. 398 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,224 Hey, Ma. 399 00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:47,560 What are you doing at mom's? 400 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,737 The world is falling apart, little, bro. 401 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,195 Haven't you heard? 402 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,932 Are you quarantining away from her? 403 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,332 Yeah, sometimes. 404 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,544 Hold on, Asif wants to say something. 405 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,168 Yo, Ravi, put our future sister-in-law 406 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,504 on the phone. 407 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,781 - Yeah, no, that's- - Yo. Put her on the phone! 408 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,773 That's really not going to work out. 409 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,874 Is she hot? 410 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:02,875 Uh huh? 411 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,476 Just nod, you don't have to say it. 412 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,787 I know she's staring at you right now. 413 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,513 Yeah she's here for the meeting. 414 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,857 Maybe now you can actually get laid. 415 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,583 Ravi, laid? 416 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,884 What do we do now? 417 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,863 Do you mean for the next few months or right now? 418 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:15,887 Both. 419 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,791 Try doing nothing. 420 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,458 Have you ever done that before? 421 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:23,863 What do you mean nothing? 422 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,531 I mean, nothing. 423 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,842 Take it from someone who's unemployed. 424 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,734 The less you do, the less you do. 425 00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:32,538 The less you do, the less you do. I like that. 426 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:33,571 Yeah, I can do that. 427 00:19:34,472 --> 00:19:35,472 Cool. 428 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,976 Yeah. 429 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,879 What time is it? 430 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,681 10:00 AM. 431 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,848 10:00 AM-o. 432 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,663 This is fun. 433 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,665 It's very relaxing. 434 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,803 What song am I thinking of? 435 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,204 I love doing nothing in silence. 436 00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:08,338 No, me too. 437 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:10,810 Yeah, this is really relaxing. 438 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,844 Yeah, I have this friend 439 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,646 he reads the books out loud. 440 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,849 And it's like, that's not what that's meant for. 441 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,283 It's really crazy, you know. 442 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:19,852 We're just like in this galaxy. 443 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,004 So. 444 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,474 I was going to ask you, 445 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,343 have you been on a lot of dates on Arranged? 446 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:46,679 Oh yeah. 447 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,647 Arranged, Shaadi, Vivah, I'm on all of them. 448 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,882 My mother is desperate. 449 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,717 Wait, you're not? 450 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,751 No. 451 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,656 Do you want to be married? 452 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,858 No, never. 453 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,492 You want to die alone? 454 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,762 It's just someone else to fight and disappoint 455 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,863 and hate and... 456 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,998 No, it's just exhausting. 457 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,702 Why do you want to get married? 458 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,907 It'd be nice to have someone to cuddle with. 459 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,350 Yeah, well, you don't need to be married 460 00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:17,676 to cuddle someone. 461 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,744 I literally do. 462 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,681 I've been meaning to ask, 463 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,819 how do I compare to the other guys 464 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,029 that you've gone on dates with? 465 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:31,857 Because I've just been trying to do this for a year now. 466 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,860 And it just doesn't seem to work out. 467 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,061 Right, I mean, 468 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,697 well this way of meeting someone is psychotic. 469 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,833 Well, my parents spent seven days 470 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,868 before they got married, so. 471 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,503 And how did that work out? 472 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,871 Am I boring? 473 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,905 What? 474 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,607 No. 475 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,474 You hesitated. 476 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,341 I did? 477 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,010 I'm not boring. 478 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:51,944 I didn't say 479 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,912 - you were boring. - Okay, 480 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,547 you should see the people 481 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,082 that work in my research lab, okay. 482 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,684 There's this guy Vivek, 483 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,451 okay, he comes in every morning 484 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,087 and counts the pennies in his wallet. 485 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,724 And if the number isn't even he'll skip lunch. 486 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,426 And then there's this girl Juhi. 487 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:13,398 Juhi insists on telling you about every single bird 488 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,834 she saw on the way to work. 489 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,036 And I'm like, Juhi, I know what a pigeon looks like. 490 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,847 Wow, you're really getting fired up right now. 491 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,707 You know, in college, I was the fun one. 492 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,509 Really? 493 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,877 Yes. 494 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,746 People ask me all the time to do impersonations. 495 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:32,417 Sonam, why don't you make yourself useful 496 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,920 and go make some chai for the guests! 497 00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,593 Wait, was that supposed to be a toxic uncle? 498 00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,626 Yes. 499 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:43,461 More. 500 00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:44,763 Okay, okay. 501 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:50,769 Sonam, did you delete all the Sex In The City from the DVR?! 502 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,174 That's really good. 503 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,109 Yeah, it's fun, I'm fun. 504 00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:01,747 Sonam, your hips don't lie. 505 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,915 I got to take this. 506 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,884 Some asshole stole my card. 507 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,552 Oh, yup no worries. 508 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:10,956 Are you sure you can talk? 509 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,559 Yeah, sure, it's fine. 510 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,896 Are you two still fighting? 511 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,698 Actually, no. 512 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,933 So it's getting better? 513 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,169 I just think, you know, 514 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,038 with everything going on, 515 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,840 we feel lucky or maybe that 516 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,407 we at least have each other. 517 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,979 So do you want me to stop calling? 518 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,781 No, God, no. 519 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:36,858 That's not what I'm saying. 520 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,717 It's still a broken marriage. 521 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:40,685 I miss you. 522 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,155 When can I see you again? 523 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,757 Not for a while. 524 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,225 Of course. 525 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,700 Hey, where are you going? 526 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:55,601 Heading out. 527 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:56,634 You can't. 528 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:58,037 What? 529 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,038 It's shelter in place. 530 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,606 We're allowed to go on walks. 531 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,473 And I think given my pre-existing condition, 532 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,542 that's not a good idea. 533 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:04,543 What condition? 534 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,078 Oh, I told you I have asthma. 535 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,614 It sounded like you coughed once when you were five. 536 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,549 I just, I think we mutually decided 537 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,685 that it would be safer if we just stayed in- 538 00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:13,852 - Ugh! 539 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,794 Nothing to fucking watch. 540 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,631 Oh, I don't watch Hollywood stuff. 541 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:26,799 I only watch Bollywood. 542 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,238 Hmm, what was that? 543 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,206 What? 544 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,508 Oh, I thought you asked why. 545 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:37,710 I didn't. 546 00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:38,677 Yeah, our mom was really worried 547 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,955 that if we watched too much Hollywood stuff 548 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,113 we would become too white. 549 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,782 So it was all Bollywood in our household. 550 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,150 Not that I'm complaining. 551 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,585 Which ones have you seen? 552 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:48,787 No. 553 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,955 What do you mean no? 554 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,757 - Just no. - Oh, you mean Kal Ho Naa Ho? 555 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:52,725 No. 556 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:53,659 Oh, what a masterpiece. 557 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,194 Wait, you haven't seen it? 558 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,129 Oh, you don't want to sleep on this. 559 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,873 Can I just tell you a little bit about it quickly? 560 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:00,032 No. 561 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,734 Basically the movie starts on char... 562 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:02,935 Actually no. 563 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,937 It's Preity, Preity is running to New York. 564 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,010 And she's just, you know, telling us about her life. 565 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:10,609 Like, her family's broken and she's really depressed. 566 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,211 And then you meet her MBA classmate 567 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,612 being played by Saif. 568 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,315 Honestly, it's one of his best roles. 569 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,052 He is so stupid and lovable. 570 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,688 And then in walks Shah Rukh. 571 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,758 And he's just like this angel. 572 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:29,028 And like these real funny things. 573 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,029 And then right before intermission, 574 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,673 you find out that the lady that you thought 575 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:32,598 was Shah Rukh's wife 576 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,767 is actually his doctor. 577 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,934 Yeah, he's dying. 578 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:38,737 But then right before he dies, 579 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,807 Priety finds out the truth about them. 580 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,610 And she runs to New York again. 581 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:45,978 But this time she's crying. 582 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:47,913 And she embraces Shah Rukh 583 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:50,883 and she pieces together all the beautiful things 584 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,951 that he's done, all his selfless actions. 585 00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:57,056 And there's a stunning speech in the end 586 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,924 where they talk about how you know you've met 587 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,359 the one that you love 588 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,328 when you hear bells ringing in your heart. 589 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,965 Have you heard bells when you catch feels? 590 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,136 That's not what love is like. 591 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,105 Oh yeah, I know. 592 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,743 Yeah I know. 593 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:18,776 Oh! 594 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:25,984 If we go down this path, there's no going back. 595 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,219 Mhmm. 596 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,190 Okay. 597 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,258 Well, I'll show you my underwear options. 598 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,094 Right. 599 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:50,142 This isn't so bad. 600 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,011 Yeah, I guess. 601 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,115 Yeah, I mean, we can do this for two more days. 602 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,148 Sure. 603 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,786 It's like, it doesn't not work. 604 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:02,687 I guess. 605 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,698 I'm feeling happy. 606 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:13,866 Really? 607 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,400 I just feel... 608 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,237 Whiskey? 609 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,908 Oh, what? 610 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:24,977 You feel whiskey. 611 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,013 Because I spiked your drink. 612 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,751 Are you joking? 613 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:33,784 No. 614 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,455 Why would you do that? 615 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,290 Because I'm bored. 616 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,858 And I thought it'd be funny. 617 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,060 There's alcohol in... 618 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:47,765 Well. 619 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:49,935 That's the shit. 620 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,974 It's the shit, man. 621 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,442 You know what else is the shit? 622 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,844 What? 623 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,279 Research. 624 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,182 Research is the shit. 625 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,816 I agree. 626 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,185 You know what I love? 627 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,487 Chi statistical tests. 628 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,789 Don't even get me started on Chi. 629 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,225 I'm so glad there's a 630 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,896 attractive female who I can talk to about this. 631 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,299 - Oh, I'm your girl. - Get your friends dewy. 632 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,036 You know what's always bugged me is like, 633 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,472 why is the P value of 0.05 634 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:30,909 the threshold of certainty? 635 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,477 Amen, I've always thought this. 636 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,114 Don't eat that. 637 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,148 Ugh. 638 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,052 That's shit. 639 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:41,353 Not the shit. 640 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,821 Mhmm. 641 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:43,932 You know what else is the shit? 642 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:44,956 What? 643 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:47,825 Standup. 644 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,295 Standup is the shit. 645 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,964 I love stand up. 646 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,765 Have you ever done stand up? 647 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:57,069 No. 648 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,106 No! 649 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,377 I mean, you could do stand up for me right now. 650 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,114 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 651 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:09,982 Mm-mm. 652 00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:10,949 Okay, okay. 653 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:11,993 - If you don't want to. - I'm not going to do, 654 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,017 let's do stand up. 655 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:21,893 Hey guys, it's me, Ravi Sharma. 656 00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:24,930 Really excited. 657 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,466 I've been dreaming about this moment for a long time. 658 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,236 Got the best fans in the world, love you guys. 659 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,843 I shit myself 660 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:40,345 before I got on stage, 661 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,780 So you're welcome. 662 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,284 What else? 663 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:52,824 Oh, in high school they used to call me chicken shwarma 664 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,563 when it doesn't even make any sense 'cause I don't eat meat. 665 00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:01,867 And it's Sharma, not shwarma. 666 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,210 Oh, don't worry, this is diet Coke. 667 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,417 I'm the youngest of three brothers, 668 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,320 but I'm closest to my mom. 669 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:22,564 Oh my mom's divorced, by the way. 670 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,056 Can I get a what what? 671 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,328 Yeah, she's divorced and divorce sucks, man. 672 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,330 You know, it really sucks. 673 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,433 And it specially sucks when you're Indian, 674 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:37,436 because you can't talk about it. 675 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:40,945 You can't talk about that. 676 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:43,885 And you know, like you go to functions and stuff 677 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:46,512 and they just pretend like it didn't happen. 678 00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:48,256 You know what it's like, it's like Game of Thrones. 679 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,115 You guys know Game of Thrones, right? 680 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,619 So like in Game of Thrones, they killed Jon Snow. 681 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:57,122 And then he just like came back to life. 682 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,190 And it's like, 683 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,893 are we going to talk about that, you know? 684 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,295 Hmm. 685 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,431 Yeah, divorce sucks, 686 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,868 but you know what's even worse than divorce is 687 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:12,605 being lonely. 688 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,074 Ugh, it feels so much worse. 689 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:20,379 Like, like I'd much rather got married and then like try 690 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,415 and try and try and try, and then it not work out 691 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,084 than be lonely. 692 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:30,122 I mean, that's like the real threshold of certainty. 693 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:33,191 But you know, just don't get divorced. 694 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,459 Don't be lonely. 695 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,430 And there's fucking shit everywhere. 696 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:53,178 Come on, let's dance. 697 00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,648 Come on, come on. 698 00:31:57,215 --> 00:32:01,119 I've spent my whole life not dancing, come on. 699 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:08,492 Okay. 700 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,180 I said I'm sorry. 701 00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,819 It's 323 dots yesterday. 702 00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:14,853 In this county. 703 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,724 That's numbers rising, just steadily rising. 704 00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:20,760 You know, like I said, it's logarithmic. 705 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:26,097 Everyone tries to drink at least once in their life. 706 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:27,476 What are you going to do next, huh? 707 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,536 You're going to put some crystal meth in my ice tea, 708 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:33,706 some heroin in my mouthwash? 709 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,140 Oh, you're exhausting. 710 00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,576 My head really hurts. 711 00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,185 What is up, my loves? 712 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,655 We are here, we are ready, we're going to shine. 713 00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:51,232 Today we are gonna be using free weights 714 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,626 but if you don't have them, you can use cans of soup 715 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:54,760 or your cat, whatever. 716 00:34:54,794 --> 00:34:56,494 Okay, we're gonna start with hand across. 717 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,630 Okay. 718 00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:58,831 Here we go. 719 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:01,466 Okay, breathe the music. 720 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,635 You got this, 60 seconds. 721 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:03,812 We can do anything for 60 seconds. 722 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,672 Oh my God, wait, you are unstoppable. 723 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:08,473 Okay, these things are burning. 724 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,609 We burn for strength. 725 00:35:09,642 --> 00:35:12,477 Yes, feel the burn, love the burn. 726 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:13,846 Okay, 15 seconds. 727 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,480 Go and drink in the pop, don't be scared. 728 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:19,619 Five, four, three, two, one. 729 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:21,219 Last, chest up. 730 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,197 I want you guys to hinge at the waist and push back. 731 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:25,223 I want your titties to just like hang free. 732 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,760 Whether you are an A cup or a double G 733 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,629 your titties are powerful. 734 00:35:29,662 --> 00:35:30,863 Love your body. 735 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,365 Look at all you beautiful goals. 736 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:34,734 Squeeze your tush 737 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:35,668 like the water keeps oozing. 738 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,303 That's right, four, three, two, 739 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:40,906 oh, make it burn. 740 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,140 One, oh yes. 741 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,920 As always you can find me on Instagram, 742 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,244 Twitter or my Tiktok. 743 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,748 See you until next time. 744 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,588 Whoo. 745 00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:05,698 What, you're not going to answer that? 746 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,799 I don't want to. 747 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,701 But that's your mom. 748 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,507 Why didn't you answer before? 749 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,975 I was busy. 750 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,276 I called three times. 751 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:19,612 I'm sorry. 752 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,447 So busy doing no job, getting older. 753 00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:26,552 I haven't heard from his parents yet. 754 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,621 Must not have gone well. 755 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,222 Told you it went well, mom. 756 00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,726 I hope you didn't show him the real you. 757 00:36:34,827 --> 00:36:36,428 I didn't. 758 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:38,964 He can't love that you. 759 00:36:38,998 --> 00:36:40,566 You will thank me one day. 760 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:42,601 I know, Mom. 761 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,353 You like pasta? 762 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,355 I've been known to eat a pound or two. 763 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:06,859 You want to help me cook? 764 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:07,892 I can't. 765 00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:09,729 I can teach you. 766 00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:11,764 My mother tried that already. 767 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:12,898 Come on. 768 00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:14,600 I'm really bad at it. 769 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:15,968 Yeah, I don't believe that. 770 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:19,504 Want me to try? 771 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,472 Sure. 772 00:37:28,781 --> 00:37:29,781 It's a good start. 773 00:37:30,783 --> 00:37:32,250 Stove's under here. 774 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,355 Do you know what a stove looks like? 775 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,726 Yeah, yeah that's a stove. 776 00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:46,064 Okay. 777 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,668 Okay, we can work with this. 778 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:54,907 Ooh. 779 00:37:58,376 --> 00:38:00,646 Hey, did you hear about that guy in Argentina? 780 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:01,847 No. 781 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:03,549 He set out on a four month sail 782 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,718 in December before COVID. 783 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,954 No cell, no internet, no way of reaching him. 784 00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:11,322 He's just like an ocean cowboy. 785 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:13,893 You know, he's just floating out 786 00:38:13,926 --> 00:38:15,795 in the middle of the Atlantic, 787 00:38:15,828 --> 00:38:17,963 has no idea that the world has changed. 788 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:21,366 He's the last innocent man in the world. 789 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:22,333 Sounds like a, 790 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:23,669 - Dream. - Nightmare. 791 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:27,506 That's good. 792 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,817 And now he's going to be coming back 793 00:38:28,841 --> 00:38:29,975 to all of this. 794 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,446 It's like stepping through a wormhole. 795 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,515 He'll adapt. 796 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:38,783 Maybe. 797 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:43,656 With that one? 798 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,456 - Yeah, that one. - Okay. 799 00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:52,131 So what do we do now? 800 00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,164 We just wait. 801 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:57,937 That was a lot of work. 802 00:38:58,838 --> 00:38:59,838 Moment of truth. 803 00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:05,343 Oh my God, that is so good. 804 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,646 Mmm. 805 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,948 - Mhmm. - Right? 806 00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:09,981 Mhmm. 807 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,718 - No. - You like it, right? 808 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,321 Yeah, it's really good, really good, mhmm. 809 00:39:16,155 --> 00:39:17,523 Wow. 810 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:19,424 This is amazing, fuck takeout. 811 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,036 I'm going to cook every meal, I'm a chef. 812 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:24,763 Mm, it's so filling I almost feel like I'm already full. 813 00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:27,999 Yes. 814 00:39:34,173 --> 00:39:36,575 Everything on here is trash. 815 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:37,877 Mmm. 816 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:39,545 I guess we have no choice. 817 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,999 What do you want to watch tonight? 818 00:39:42,982 --> 00:39:45,483 Actually, I can double check on my calendar, 819 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:49,420 but I'm pretty sure I'm booked up tonight, unfortunately. 820 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,990 Oh, you... 821 00:39:51,023 --> 00:39:53,424 you've made plans or something? 822 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,458 Yeah. 823 00:39:56,028 --> 00:39:57,028 Okay. 824 00:39:58,097 --> 00:40:00,032 I wouldn't do this if you feel weird. 825 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,432 Why would I feel weird? 826 00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:02,466 I don't know. 827 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,179 What's your mom saying now? 828 00:40:04,203 --> 00:40:05,671 Keep the train moving. 829 00:40:07,106 --> 00:40:08,507 I'll coach you. 830 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,209 Like Shah Rukh with Saif? 831 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,511 Sure, like that. 832 00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,922 Oh, I can't go on a date in front of you. 833 00:40:13,946 --> 00:40:15,547 Please, I'm so bored. 834 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:16,815 We have history. 835 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,083 We met yesterday. 836 00:40:18,117 --> 00:40:19,818 Can I have some more concealer? 837 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,489 I won't say anything, I'll be off screen. 838 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,126 I'll just text suggestions, okay? 839 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,100 Hi! 840 00:40:35,134 --> 00:40:36,802 Hi, Pallavi, it's Ravi. 841 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,904 Nice to e-meet you. 842 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:43,842 I'm good, and you? 843 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:47,846 Do an impersonation. 844 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:56,789 Wow, that's a really good Barack Obama. 845 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,092 I can actually do a misogynistic Indian uncle. 846 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,829 Okay, you want to see? 847 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,030 Sonam? 848 00:41:05,064 --> 00:41:07,066 Did you use all the toilet paper? 849 00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:10,936 All the TP?! 850 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,972 Wow, you have an amazing laugh. 851 00:41:14,006 --> 00:41:16,141 I want three kids, is that okay? 852 00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:20,846 Yes, I would love to hear the names you have picked out. 853 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:26,018 Your smile is amazing. 854 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:32,758 I have to say you're- 855 00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:36,795 Uh huh, sorry, say that again? 856 00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:40,733 Hey. 857 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:42,868 Oh, she's super sweet. 858 00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:44,236 She works in medicine, 859 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:47,006 but she loves baking and rose gardens. 860 00:41:47,039 --> 00:41:49,575 Wow, so fun. 861 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:50,242 Yeah. 862 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,145 Is she traditional? 863 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,647 She really, really is. 864 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,816 I brought up the kids, she was totally on board. 865 00:41:57,850 --> 00:41:59,051 Brought up living with my mom, 866 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,520 she said she would not want it any other way. 867 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:04,056 Yeah. 868 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,159 She also said that she only eats Western food on Sundays, 869 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,903 but she wants Indian Monday through Saturday. 870 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,997 And I was like, that is fine by me. 871 00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:13,165 You know what I mean? 872 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,275 If I never eat a veggie burger again, 873 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,801 I'll be great. 874 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,569 Wow, she sounds perfect. 875 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,671 She, yeah, I don't, you know, 876 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:20,882 I don't want to get too ahead of myself, 877 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,717 but I can definitely see us getting to at least 878 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,309 the engagement line. 879 00:42:24,343 --> 00:42:27,679 And then, you know, we'll see. 880 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:28,713 Are you okay? 881 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:30,681 I'm great. 882 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,321 What are you doing? 883 00:42:36,355 --> 00:42:37,723 Oh, sorry. 884 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:39,291 Whenever I feel a rush of happiness 885 00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:40,726 I get terrified that the happiness 886 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:41,894 will be taken away from me. 887 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:43,228 So just to distract myself. 888 00:42:53,105 --> 00:42:54,105 Do you paint? 889 00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:56,942 Yeah. 890 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,078 Oh, wow, I had no idea. 891 00:42:59,111 --> 00:43:00,345 - Show me! - No. 892 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:02,647 Why? 893 00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:05,951 It's not your kind of thing. 894 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,653 How do you know? 895 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,389 Because it's vaginas. 896 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:14,093 Like not the nice kind, like menacing vaginas. 897 00:43:14,126 --> 00:43:18,964 Blood gushing, barbed wire, steel traps. 898 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,367 Just aggressive, vaginal imagery. 899 00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:26,337 Do you like that? 900 00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:28,739 Mhmm. 901 00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:34,246 Rita? 902 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,981 Hey. 903 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:38,717 It's like two in the morning. 904 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:39,918 I know. 905 00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:41,954 You can't... 906 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:43,122 You can't just call. 907 00:43:43,155 --> 00:43:44,289 I know. 908 00:43:44,323 --> 00:43:46,325 Did you text first? 909 00:43:46,358 --> 00:43:47,693 No. 910 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:48,660 Well, that's the system. 911 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,230 So please don't do that. 912 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,699 Okay, I'm sorry. 913 00:44:17,189 --> 00:44:18,189 Rita? 914 00:44:19,358 --> 00:44:20,358 I couldn't sleep. 915 00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:27,199 So you put on a lehenga? 916 00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,901 Thought you'd like it. 917 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,736 Have you worn it before? 918 00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:32,437 Patel uncle's Holiday Inn opening. 919 00:44:33,472 --> 00:44:35,174 It's beautiful. 920 00:44:35,207 --> 00:44:37,776 It's made by child labor. 921 00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:38,809 Is this a dream? 922 00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:42,014 It's your fantasy, Ravi. 923 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:43,282 You're being so inappropriate. 924 00:44:43,315 --> 00:44:44,783 I know. 925 00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:48,787 Can I make you some daal? 926 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,091 Daal makes me gassy. 927 00:44:57,396 --> 00:44:58,396 Did you fart? 928 00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,501 Have we heard back from Pallavi? 929 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:03,101 No. 930 00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:05,070 Okay, do you want to call her father tomorrow? 931 00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:06,471 It's been 12 hours. 932 00:45:06,506 --> 00:45:08,140 Okay, thanks, mom. 933 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:09,350 What about Serena from last week? 934 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,442 Her family is checking 935 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:11,810 with their astrologer. 936 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:13,478 Yeah, we should follow up with them. 937 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:15,047 Definitely. 938 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,224 Yeah you know, just really stay on top of it. 939 00:45:16,248 --> 00:45:17,382 I'll make a note. 940 00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,151 I'm monitoring it closely. 941 00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:20,752 Yeah. 942 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,096 I mean it's okay if it's a pass, we just have to know. 943 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,223 What about that other girl? 944 00:45:24,256 --> 00:45:25,857 What's her name, Tanu? 945 00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:28,160 Yeah no, Tanu was the one with the lazy eye. 946 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,429 Oh but she has such a pretty mouth. 947 00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:48,280 Okay, Rita, I just told you not to call. 948 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:50,048 - I'm coming over right now. - What? 949 00:45:50,082 --> 00:45:51,984 - No, Beth is here. - I know. 950 00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:52,985 Are you crazy? 951 00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:54,186 I need to see you. 952 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,988 You can see me when we're not in the middle 953 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,423 of a pandemic and I'm not quarantined with my wife. 954 00:45:58,457 --> 00:45:59,424 Why don't I talk to Beth? 955 00:45:59,458 --> 00:46:01,093 Are you serious? 956 00:46:05,464 --> 00:46:06,566 What are you doing? 957 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:08,200 Oh, it's this thing that's trending 958 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,877 where everyone's making noise at the same time 959 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:12,237 to thank the healthcare workers. 960 00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,172 Aren't the doctors in the hospital? 961 00:46:14,206 --> 00:46:15,541 Some of them are at home. 962 00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:17,252 You think doctors live in this neighborhood? 963 00:46:17,276 --> 00:46:19,478 It's not just for doctors, it's also for nurses. 964 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:22,481 It's you know, really about solidarity and connection. 965 00:46:22,515 --> 00:46:24,249 We're banging pots and pans for each other 966 00:46:24,283 --> 00:46:25,984 to remind ourselves that we're still here 967 00:46:26,018 --> 00:46:27,919 and that we can still hear each other. 968 00:46:29,021 --> 00:46:30,489 Should I start? 969 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,294 Thank you! 970 00:46:35,327 --> 00:46:36,795 You're the real Avengers! 971 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,531 Rita? 972 00:46:38,564 --> 00:46:39,898 I'll be back. 973 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:40,566 You're not even wearing a mask. 974 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,433 I don't care. 975 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,401 People are dying. 976 00:46:42,434 --> 00:46:43,335 I don't care. 977 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,504 I don't care, I don't care! 978 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,173 It's our last day together. 979 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,008 You can't control me. 980 00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:50,976 I'm not trying to control- 981 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:52,588 - You think you can make everything happen 982 00:46:52,612 --> 00:46:53,912 exactly the way you want it to 983 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,314 at exactly the time you want. 984 00:46:55,347 --> 00:46:57,015 Guess what? 985 00:46:57,049 --> 00:46:58,092 You're not going to meet someone 986 00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,327 seven days before your wedding, 987 00:46:59,351 --> 00:47:01,119 hear a bunch of clanging bells in your heart 988 00:47:01,153 --> 00:47:02,187 and fall in love! 989 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,290 Sometimes there are no bells, Ravi. 990 00:47:05,324 --> 00:47:07,225 Sometimes it's just deafening silence. 991 00:48:56,702 --> 00:48:58,336 Deja vu. 992 00:48:58,370 --> 00:48:59,370 Yeah. 993 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:06,044 - Did you call to confirm? - Yeah. 994 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,345 I'm actually running late, 995 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:10,550 but I wanted to wait for you to wake up so 996 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:13,619 I could say goodbye before I left. 997 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,086 Thanks. 998 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,120 Yeah. 999 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,626 It was really nice getting to... 1000 00:49:31,604 --> 00:49:33,138 Ravi? 1001 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,171 Yeah? 1002 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,210 I'm really sorry for what I said. 1003 00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:39,243 It's okay. 1004 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,496 What was that? 1005 00:49:57,530 --> 00:49:58,631 Nothing. 1006 00:49:58,664 --> 00:49:59,808 - You just coughed. - No I didn't. 1007 00:49:59,832 --> 00:50:01,166 No, I heard you. 1008 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:02,343 No, I was just clearing my throat. 1009 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:06,706 You just coughed. 1010 00:50:06,739 --> 00:50:09,241 I don't have a temperature, you've checked twice already. 1011 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:11,243 Hi, yes, I'd like to cancel my rental. 1012 00:50:11,276 --> 00:50:12,453 - Sir, there is - Why would you 1013 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,655 - cancel your rental? - A cancellation fee. 1014 00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:15,515 No, yeah, I'll pay the fee. 1015 00:50:15,548 --> 00:50:16,616 Ravi, seriously. 1016 00:50:19,685 --> 00:50:20,829 I'll bring you all your meals, 1017 00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:22,788 but we can't be in the same room anymore. 1018 00:50:22,822 --> 00:50:27,292 Well, I love being alone, so that's fine. 1019 00:50:28,493 --> 00:50:29,795 How are you going to get back? 1020 00:50:29,829 --> 00:50:31,664 I'm not worried about that. 1021 00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:35,635 I don't need a nurse, Ravi. 1022 00:50:35,668 --> 00:50:36,668 I know. 1023 00:51:36,729 --> 00:51:37,863 Hey, Ravi? 1024 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,600 Yes? 1025 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,468 Could you get me something from the bathroom? 1026 00:51:43,502 --> 00:51:44,469 Of course. 1027 00:51:44,503 --> 00:51:45,503 Great. 1028 00:51:49,842 --> 00:51:51,409 What do you need, Rita? 1029 00:51:51,443 --> 00:51:55,447 So it's on the sink, it's next to the moisturizer. 1030 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,450 It's purple. 1031 00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:00,485 Purple. 1032 00:52:01,687 --> 00:52:06,191 Yeah, and it's kind of cylindrical and it vibrates. 1033 00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:08,894 Jesus, Rita. 1034 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:20,438 Hi, Ma. 1035 00:52:20,472 --> 00:52:21,641 I'm sorry, betta. 1036 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:23,943 She passed on me? 1037 00:52:23,976 --> 00:52:25,778 Yes. 1038 00:52:25,811 --> 00:52:27,212 No worries. 1039 00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:28,179 Betta, it's not you. 1040 00:52:28,213 --> 00:52:30,549 Her mom said she is focused on her career. 1041 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:31,651 I'm getting a work call. 1042 00:52:31,684 --> 00:52:32,684 Betta. 1043 00:52:36,822 --> 00:52:38,356 Well, fuck Pallavi. 1044 00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:39,925 She was a loser anyway. 1045 00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:41,694 She went to Harvard Medical School. 1046 00:52:41,727 --> 00:52:43,863 No shit, get it Pallavi. 1047 00:52:43,896 --> 00:52:45,330 Yeah, you messed up, dude. 1048 00:52:54,406 --> 00:52:55,273 Who's there? 1049 00:52:55,306 --> 00:52:56,542 Spell. 1050 00:52:56,575 --> 00:52:57,743 Spell who? 1051 00:52:57,777 --> 00:52:59,712 W-H-O. 1052 00:52:59,745 --> 00:53:01,647 That was the worst one yet. 1053 00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:03,181 I can't do this anymore. 1054 00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,654 Is that you? 1055 00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:10,455 Yeah, I had my hair permanently straightened 1056 00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,424 because everyone said it looked like pubes. 1057 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,826 Oh, I love your hair. 1058 00:53:13,859 --> 00:53:15,427 You do? 1059 00:53:16,629 --> 00:53:18,296 No, they just keep getting worse. 1060 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,364 I can't do this. 1061 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,301 Who's there? 1062 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:24,334 Yeah. 1063 00:53:24,937 --> 00:53:26,271 Yeah who? 1064 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,873 No thanks, I prefer Google. 1065 00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:29,441 Oh, please stop. 1066 00:53:35,748 --> 00:53:36,982 Just sent you one. 1067 00:53:37,016 --> 00:53:38,684 Is this prom? 1068 00:53:38,718 --> 00:53:39,852 Yeah. 1069 00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:42,555 That's me and Shane Wright, my date. 1070 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,724 Best kiss I've ever had. 1071 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,461 When was your first kiss? 1072 00:53:49,494 --> 00:53:51,731 Rita, are we really doing this? 1073 00:53:51,764 --> 00:53:52,832 Wait, have you? 1074 00:53:52,865 --> 00:53:53,699 What? 1075 00:53:53,733 --> 00:53:54,600 Kissed someone. 1076 00:53:54,633 --> 00:53:55,801 Yes, yes! 1077 00:53:55,835 --> 00:53:57,002 I'm not that sheltered. 1078 00:53:57,036 --> 00:53:59,004 I kissed someone in college, okay? 1079 00:53:59,038 --> 00:54:00,206 Who? 1080 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,775 Rita, I'm not going to tell you about Becky right now. 1081 00:54:02,808 --> 00:54:03,808 Becky? 1082 00:54:05,044 --> 00:54:06,679 It was at a party. 1083 00:54:06,712 --> 00:54:08,681 I was walking up the stairs to go to the bathroom 1084 00:54:08,714 --> 00:54:13,719 and she got in there, you know, literally and into my mouth. 1085 00:54:15,054 --> 00:54:16,054 Whoa. 1086 00:54:17,823 --> 00:54:20,358 Anyways, then I shoved my tongue back into her 1087 00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:24,730 and I tried to do the same, you know, hardness that she did. 1088 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:25,965 And I think she liked it. 1089 00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:29,635 And yeah, we had touchdown. 1090 00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:41,379 It's like siblings. 1091 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:42,615 It's nothing like siblings. 1092 00:54:42,648 --> 00:54:44,550 - Hold on. - Do you fuck your siblings? 1093 00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:47,520 You have to love your brother regardless of who he is. 1094 00:54:47,553 --> 00:54:48,486 I don't have a brother. 1095 00:54:48,521 --> 00:54:50,455 Yeah but if you had one, you'd love him. 1096 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,925 And if you arranged to a man, you'd love him the same way, 1097 00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:54,560 because you had to. 1098 00:54:54,593 --> 00:54:56,061 It's a kick in the chest. 1099 00:54:56,095 --> 00:54:57,428 What do you mean? 1100 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:58,597 Love. 1101 00:54:58,631 --> 00:55:00,766 It's not something you grow like a plant. 1102 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,668 You can't just go from being complete strangers 1103 00:55:02,701 --> 00:55:04,003 to living together. 1104 00:55:04,036 --> 00:55:05,036 We did. 1105 00:55:06,839 --> 00:55:08,774 You sound short of breath. 1106 00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:09,875 You're being paranoid. 1107 00:55:09,909 --> 00:55:10,876 Go eat some dinner. 1108 00:55:10,910 --> 00:55:11,944 I'm not hungry. 1109 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,782 You know, I used to be like you. 1110 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:20,318 I didn't drink, I didn't eat meat. 1111 00:55:21,086 --> 00:55:22,621 Then you know what happened 1112 00:55:22,655 --> 00:55:24,924 when I started doing just whatever I wanted to? 1113 00:55:26,491 --> 00:55:27,726 What? 1114 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,728 I had better orgasms. 1115 00:55:31,697 --> 00:55:32,697 Rita. 1116 00:55:34,633 --> 00:55:36,135 You're uncomfortable because I said 1117 00:55:36,168 --> 00:55:37,468 the word orgasm. 1118 00:55:39,905 --> 00:55:40,905 Ravi? 1119 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,442 Obviously you jack off. 1120 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,879 I mean, you probably watch all kinds of sick porn. 1121 00:55:47,813 --> 00:55:49,615 The door is closed. 1122 00:55:49,648 --> 00:55:50,749 You can't see me. 1123 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:54,820 Just say something real, please. 1124 00:55:58,757 --> 00:55:59,892 You're so repressed. 1125 00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:03,095 It's like every morning when you take a dump, 1126 00:56:03,128 --> 00:56:04,964 you play music in the bathroom. 1127 00:56:04,997 --> 00:56:06,966 Like I'll never guess what's going on. 1128 00:56:06,999 --> 00:56:08,567 Should we talk about Daddy? 1129 00:56:09,802 --> 00:56:10,836 - What? - Nevermind. 1130 00:56:14,607 --> 00:56:16,742 I don't know what you think that you overheard. 1131 00:56:16,775 --> 00:56:18,644 "I want your cock." 1132 00:56:26,185 --> 00:56:27,786 Is he nice to you, Rita? 1133 00:56:29,588 --> 00:56:30,789 Because you deserve that. 1134 00:56:37,529 --> 00:56:40,032 We met at a gallery. 1135 00:56:40,065 --> 00:56:41,533 He knows a lot about art. 1136 00:56:45,804 --> 00:56:49,909 I started the whole thing because 1137 00:56:49,942 --> 00:56:51,010 I wanted to, 1138 00:56:53,178 --> 00:56:55,748 because it was impossible. 1139 00:57:01,921 --> 00:57:03,155 What are you doing? 1140 00:57:04,857 --> 00:57:06,491 Nothing. 1141 00:57:06,525 --> 00:57:09,161 Have you spoken to your mom since you got sick? 1142 00:57:10,763 --> 00:57:12,497 None of your business. 1143 00:57:12,531 --> 00:57:15,067 Try to avoid avoidance. 1144 00:57:16,068 --> 00:57:17,703 I'm not avoiding anything. 1145 00:57:19,071 --> 00:57:20,706 You live in a museum. 1146 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,208 No, I don't. 1147 00:57:23,242 --> 00:57:25,978 You should make the first move, 1148 00:57:26,011 --> 00:57:28,714 then think about having realistic expectation. 1149 00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:33,652 Why do you sound like a self-help robot? 1150 00:57:33,686 --> 00:57:36,088 I just want to help you be happy like me. 1151 00:57:37,589 --> 00:57:38,958 Are you happy? 1152 00:57:38,991 --> 00:57:40,159 I'm very happy. 1153 00:57:40,192 --> 00:57:42,227 You're very lonely. 1154 00:57:42,261 --> 00:57:45,998 It's honestly a little pathetic to need someone that much. 1155 00:57:49,001 --> 00:57:50,703 What, you're allowed to probe me endlessly, 1156 00:57:50,736 --> 00:57:53,005 but not vice versa? 1157 00:57:58,744 --> 00:57:59,979 Ravi? 1158 00:58:00,012 --> 00:58:01,012 Yeah? 1159 00:58:02,047 --> 00:58:03,849 Just checking you're still there. 1160 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:05,750 I'm still here. 1161 01:00:53,385 --> 01:00:54,385 Rita? 1162 01:00:56,188 --> 01:00:57,188 What? 1163 01:00:59,358 --> 01:01:00,959 I think we have to call an ambulance. 1164 01:01:03,295 --> 01:01:04,295 Rita. 1165 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,235 What if I never come back? 1166 01:01:12,104 --> 01:01:13,104 Come on. 1167 01:01:14,173 --> 01:01:15,407 You're going to come back. 1168 01:01:36,261 --> 01:01:37,396 Rita? 1169 01:01:37,429 --> 01:01:38,964 Ravi, it's been 30 minutes. 1170 01:01:38,997 --> 01:01:40,432 Are they still admitting you? 1171 01:01:41,534 --> 01:01:43,101 I'll call you when I know more. 1172 01:01:43,135 --> 01:01:44,135 Bye. 1173 01:01:55,314 --> 01:01:57,015 - Hello? - Hi there. 1174 01:01:57,049 --> 01:01:58,383 Is this Ravi Shwarma? 1175 01:01:58,417 --> 01:01:59,918 Yes. 1176 01:01:59,952 --> 01:02:01,853 Am I pronouncing that correctly? 1177 01:02:01,887 --> 01:02:03,222 Yes. 1178 01:02:03,255 --> 01:02:03,956 Hi, I'm calling from the hospital. 1179 01:02:03,989 --> 01:02:04,823 It's Dr. Henry. 1180 01:02:04,856 --> 01:02:05,924 Is this about Rita? 1181 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:06,959 Yes. 1182 01:02:06,992 --> 01:02:08,160 Is she okay? 1183 01:02:08,193 --> 01:02:10,062 So I just need to verify 1184 01:02:10,095 --> 01:02:11,863 that you are related to her. 1185 01:02:11,897 --> 01:02:12,998 Yeah, we're friends. 1186 01:02:14,132 --> 01:02:15,501 Oh, I can't disclose 1187 01:02:15,535 --> 01:02:16,902 private health information. 1188 01:02:16,935 --> 01:02:18,504 We're dating, we're going on dates. 1189 01:02:18,538 --> 01:02:19,771 We live together. 1190 01:02:20,939 --> 01:02:22,317 Oh, well she didn't mention a boyfriend. 1191 01:02:22,341 --> 01:02:24,276 She gave you me my number, didn't she? 1192 01:02:25,143 --> 01:02:26,245 Yes. 1193 01:02:26,278 --> 01:02:27,278 Is she okay? 1194 01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,248 Stable. 1195 01:02:29,281 --> 01:02:31,116 We have her on oxygen. 1196 01:02:31,149 --> 01:02:33,252 Okay, I have so many questions. 1197 01:02:33,285 --> 01:02:35,521 Ooh, okay, I gotta go. 1198 01:02:35,555 --> 01:02:37,923 Sorry, it's my first rapid response. 1199 01:02:37,956 --> 01:02:39,958 What do you mean first? 1200 01:02:39,992 --> 01:02:41,193 I'm new. 1201 01:02:41,226 --> 01:02:42,226 How new? 1202 01:02:43,262 --> 01:02:45,531 Actually I started the day before yesterday. 1203 01:02:45,565 --> 01:02:49,368 This has been a big week for me, to say the least. 1204 01:02:49,401 --> 01:02:51,937 Just to be clear, you have finished medical school, right? 1205 01:02:51,970 --> 01:02:52,871 Oh God. 1206 01:02:52,904 --> 01:02:54,373 Yes, babe, of course. 1207 01:02:54,406 --> 01:02:55,974 When? 1208 01:02:56,008 --> 01:02:57,543 Actually the day before yesterday. 1209 01:02:57,577 --> 01:02:58,577 Okay, bye. 1210 01:03:12,357 --> 01:03:13,191 Hello? 1211 01:03:13,225 --> 01:03:15,327 Hi, hi, this is Ravi. 1212 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,030 I was told this was the number to the room of Rita. 1213 01:03:18,063 --> 01:03:19,532 Oh, this is her roommate. 1214 01:03:19,565 --> 01:03:20,799 Where's Rita? 1215 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,002 Taking a shit. 1216 01:03:24,036 --> 01:03:25,837 She looks good though, sweety. 1217 01:03:25,871 --> 01:03:28,173 Walking around, smiling. 1218 01:03:28,206 --> 01:03:30,175 Only two liters oxygen. 1219 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:31,910 Is that good? 1220 01:03:31,943 --> 01:03:33,312 Better than me. 1221 01:03:33,345 --> 01:03:37,983 Could you please tell her that Ravi Sharma called? 1222 01:03:38,016 --> 01:03:39,184 Mhmm. 1223 01:03:39,217 --> 01:03:40,328 Thank you, do you need me to spell that out? 1224 01:03:40,352 --> 01:03:42,187 No. 1225 01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,355 I think I got it. 1226 01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:44,356 I think I can tell her. 1227 01:03:44,389 --> 01:03:45,591 It's good, it's all good. 1228 01:04:11,283 --> 01:04:13,952 Oh, fuck. 1229 01:04:13,985 --> 01:04:15,253 Wow that's good. 1230 01:04:21,527 --> 01:04:22,994 Mm, that's good. 1231 01:04:24,496 --> 01:04:25,496 Mm. 1232 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,600 Ah! 1233 01:04:34,139 --> 01:04:35,140 Mmm, mm, mm! 1234 01:04:48,353 --> 01:04:49,354 Mmm! 1235 01:05:51,249 --> 01:05:52,518 You're sick. 1236 01:05:52,552 --> 01:05:53,552 You're sick. 1237 01:05:58,089 --> 01:05:59,424 She's not even your wife. 1238 01:06:00,392 --> 01:06:02,160 - Hi, Swati. - Hi. 1239 01:06:02,194 --> 01:06:03,462 Hi, I'm Ravi. 1240 01:06:03,495 --> 01:06:05,063 Nice to e-meet you. 1241 01:06:05,096 --> 01:06:06,298 Ravi, yeah. 1242 01:06:06,331 --> 01:06:08,568 I never know how to start these things. 1243 01:06:08,601 --> 01:06:10,168 - Yeah. - It's always so weird. 1244 01:06:10,202 --> 01:06:12,037 Thank you for making the time, yeah. 1245 01:06:12,070 --> 01:06:13,606 Oh yeah, sorry. 1246 01:06:13,639 --> 01:06:16,475 I've been really busy with, 1247 01:06:16,509 --> 01:06:18,778 you know, I work at a law firm, so 1248 01:06:18,811 --> 01:06:20,646 - Right, right. - It's always busy. 1249 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,013 - Right. - Right. 1250 01:06:22,047 --> 01:06:24,149 I'm also glad we can finally do this. 1251 01:06:24,182 --> 01:06:25,226 - Yeah. - You know it's like 1252 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,752 - hard to get a hold of. - Yeah. 1253 01:06:26,786 --> 01:06:28,320 Do you have any male friends? 1254 01:06:29,655 --> 01:06:30,623 What? 1255 01:06:30,656 --> 01:06:32,491 I just asked if you had any male friends, 1256 01:06:32,525 --> 01:06:36,094 like, do you have any friends of the opposite sex? 1257 01:06:36,127 --> 01:06:39,097 Because I just, I have this friend Rita and she, 1258 01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:41,734 Oh you want to know if I know someone for Rita. 1259 01:06:41,767 --> 01:06:44,737 I don't off the top of my head. 1260 01:06:44,770 --> 01:06:46,037 No, it's just, 1261 01:06:47,138 --> 01:06:50,776 I just, it's just so infuriating because she, you know, 1262 01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:54,045 I clean this apartment like crazy, our apartment 1263 01:06:54,079 --> 01:06:56,616 and she just makes it dirty right away, and it's like, 1264 01:06:56,649 --> 01:06:58,250 Wait. 1265 01:06:58,283 --> 01:07:02,287 You live with Rita who's a girl? 1266 01:07:04,356 --> 01:07:05,357 Yeah, well... 1267 01:07:06,258 --> 01:07:07,836 I think the connection's a little bit bad. 1268 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:11,129 Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? 1269 01:07:11,162 --> 01:07:12,364 Okay, well. 1270 01:07:12,397 --> 01:07:15,400 Well I'm not sure what my mom told your mom, 1271 01:07:15,433 --> 01:07:19,471 but I am looking for something just like more traditional. 1272 01:07:19,505 --> 01:07:24,510 Like not like an open thing or something like that. 1273 01:07:25,310 --> 01:07:26,211 Oh yeah, me too. 1274 01:07:26,244 --> 01:07:28,346 I don't, you know, I mean, 1275 01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:29,625 if I get married like at this point, 1276 01:07:29,649 --> 01:07:31,483 I'll be lucky if Rita's invited. 1277 01:07:31,517 --> 01:07:32,417 You know what I mean? 1278 01:07:32,450 --> 01:07:35,387 Oh, is she like your sister? 1279 01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:39,457 Oh no, oh no, no she's not my sister. 1280 01:07:41,192 --> 01:07:43,094 That would not be good 1281 01:07:43,128 --> 01:07:45,531 if she was my sister if you know what I mean. 1282 01:07:45,565 --> 01:07:47,365 No, you should probably spell it out 1283 01:07:47,399 --> 01:07:48,534 because I'm a lawyer. 1284 01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,335 I need things spelled out. 1285 01:07:50,368 --> 01:07:52,170 What are your feelings on like, you know, 1286 01:07:52,203 --> 01:07:55,273 if two people of the opposite sex that are Indian 1287 01:07:55,307 --> 01:07:57,242 have, you know, hugged a bunch 1288 01:07:57,275 --> 01:08:00,813 and maybe slept in a bed together, but nothing else? 1289 01:08:00,846 --> 01:08:03,516 Is this about you? 1290 01:08:03,549 --> 01:08:06,484 No, I'm asking for a friend. 1291 01:08:06,519 --> 01:08:08,688 Is your friend Rita? 1292 01:08:09,555 --> 01:08:11,557 Yeah, yeah. 1293 01:08:11,591 --> 01:08:13,325 I think she told me that story, yeah. 1294 01:08:13,358 --> 01:08:15,093 So she did that. 1295 01:08:15,928 --> 01:08:17,095 What do you, 1296 01:08:17,128 --> 01:08:19,340 do you think that's going to work out with her and this guy? 1297 01:08:19,364 --> 01:08:21,232 Well, if I were her, 1298 01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:24,704 I would want you to tell me how you feel directly. 1299 01:08:27,707 --> 01:08:30,175 Do you believe in a soulmate? 1300 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:31,276 I used to. 1301 01:08:31,309 --> 01:08:32,712 Now it's kind of like, 1302 01:08:34,245 --> 01:08:37,182 you kind of have to deal with what you get, you know? 1303 01:08:54,767 --> 01:08:55,601 Hello? 1304 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:56,836 Rita? 1305 01:08:56,869 --> 01:08:58,571 No. 1306 01:08:58,604 --> 01:08:59,905 Who is this? 1307 01:08:59,939 --> 01:09:01,907 It's Rita's friend. 1308 01:09:01,941 --> 01:09:02,908 I've been calling her cell. 1309 01:09:02,942 --> 01:09:03,943 She doesn't answer. 1310 01:09:03,976 --> 01:09:05,845 I don't know what to do. 1311 01:09:05,878 --> 01:09:08,514 She's okay, she's in the hospital. 1312 01:09:11,349 --> 01:09:13,184 What? 1313 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:16,922 She has COVID, auntie, 1314 01:09:16,956 --> 01:09:19,190 but she's only on two liters of oxygen. 1315 01:09:19,224 --> 01:09:21,226 Who the hell are you? 1316 01:09:21,259 --> 01:09:23,328 I'm Ravi. 1317 01:09:23,361 --> 01:09:24,830 We met recently. 1318 01:09:24,864 --> 01:09:27,232 She let me stay over after my train- 1319 01:09:27,265 --> 01:09:28,567 - Ravi Sharma? 1320 01:09:29,568 --> 01:09:30,536 Yes. 1321 01:09:30,569 --> 01:09:31,580 What the hell are you still doing 1322 01:09:31,604 --> 01:09:32,872 at my daughter's place? 1323 01:09:32,905 --> 01:09:34,807 My car got delayed. 1324 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,809 I need to talk to Rita. 1325 01:09:36,842 --> 01:09:39,210 I understand. 1326 01:09:39,244 --> 01:09:42,715 I can give you the number for her room in the hospital, 1327 01:09:42,748 --> 01:09:45,350 but I've been trying and I can't get through. 1328 01:09:45,383 --> 01:09:46,986 Is she okay? 1329 01:09:47,019 --> 01:09:48,186 Yes. 1330 01:09:49,487 --> 01:09:50,756 Is she okay? 1331 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:52,357 Yes, yes, she's fine. 1332 01:09:52,390 --> 01:09:53,559 She's totally fine. 1333 01:09:53,592 --> 01:09:56,929 You know, she's so strong and so young. 1334 01:09:58,798 --> 01:10:01,801 I love her so much. 1335 01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:02,834 I know. 1336 01:10:11,977 --> 01:10:13,244 Rita, hi! 1337 01:10:13,278 --> 01:10:14,446 - Hey! - Hey. 1338 01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:16,749 Hey, I've been trying to get through. 1339 01:10:16,782 --> 01:10:18,017 How are you? 1340 01:10:18,050 --> 01:10:19,685 I'm good. 1341 01:10:20,653 --> 01:10:21,787 Okay, good. 1342 01:10:21,821 --> 01:10:23,388 Are you still only on two liters? 1343 01:10:24,389 --> 01:10:25,389 Yeah. 1344 01:10:27,292 --> 01:10:28,359 How's your roommate? 1345 01:10:32,932 --> 01:10:33,932 Not great. 1346 01:10:34,934 --> 01:10:35,934 What happened? 1347 01:10:37,670 --> 01:10:38,704 She's dead. 1348 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:41,740 Rita. 1349 01:10:44,342 --> 01:10:46,912 It was so sudden. 1350 01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:52,017 She died looking at a bunch of masked faces. 1351 01:10:53,418 --> 01:10:54,452 Isn't that weird? 1352 01:10:58,724 --> 01:10:59,724 I miss you. 1353 01:11:00,926 --> 01:11:02,393 I miss you too. 1354 01:11:04,563 --> 01:11:05,698 I barely know you. 1355 01:11:06,632 --> 01:11:07,632 Yeah. 1356 01:11:10,002 --> 01:11:11,002 I miss you. 1357 01:11:13,539 --> 01:11:14,774 I miss you too. 1358 01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:28,954 Small fever last night, but 1359 01:11:28,988 --> 01:11:32,057 her ferritin's down, d-dimers down, pressure's stable 1360 01:11:32,091 --> 01:11:33,235 hovering around two liters again. 1361 01:11:33,259 --> 01:11:36,695 It's an unpredictable disease but she's doing well. 1362 01:11:36,729 --> 01:11:37,830 Okay, that's good. 1363 01:11:37,863 --> 01:11:39,932 She cries anytime anyone leaves the room. 1364 01:11:39,965 --> 01:11:40,900 What? 1365 01:11:40,933 --> 01:11:43,401 She just gets a little teary. 1366 01:11:43,434 --> 01:11:44,770 I went and sat with her for a bit 1367 01:11:44,804 --> 01:11:47,472 and everyone keeps telling me I only do that 1368 01:11:47,506 --> 01:11:50,109 because I'm new. 1369 01:11:50,142 --> 01:11:52,011 Anyway, she eventually told me to leave. 1370 01:11:52,044 --> 01:11:54,445 And when I did, she started crying again. 1371 01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,048 He's a liar and a bitch. 1372 01:11:56,081 --> 01:11:57,750 He seems really nice. 1373 01:11:57,783 --> 01:12:00,619 He gets sweaty every time he talks to me. 1374 01:12:00,653 --> 01:12:01,954 I think I make him nervous. 1375 01:12:01,987 --> 01:12:03,589 Yeah, I can see that. 1376 01:12:04,723 --> 01:12:05,891 He's new. 1377 01:12:05,925 --> 01:12:06,925 Yeah. 1378 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:10,361 I like him a lot. 1379 01:12:10,395 --> 01:12:11,831 Yeah, me too. 1380 01:12:11,864 --> 01:12:13,464 Number 17 is on the way. 1381 01:12:15,134 --> 01:12:18,704 Uh oh, number 14 is in the lead now. 1382 01:12:18,737 --> 01:12:20,573 The last time I brought 1383 01:12:20,606 --> 01:12:21,507 my famous malai kofta, 1384 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:22,675 they didn't even touch it. 1385 01:12:22,708 --> 01:12:24,052 Well auntie, it sounds like the ladies 1386 01:12:24,076 --> 01:12:26,344 from your bridge club are very judgmental. 1387 01:12:29,815 --> 01:12:30,816 My SAT score? 1388 01:12:32,551 --> 01:12:34,452 I think this was back, auntie, 1389 01:12:34,485 --> 01:12:36,889 when the test was out of 1600. So it was 1450. 1390 01:12:38,023 --> 01:12:40,458 No, I know I could have done better. 1391 01:12:40,491 --> 01:12:42,995 Oh, 14 is checking in on 17. 1392 01:12:44,964 --> 01:12:45,964 Let's see. 1393 01:12:47,566 --> 01:12:48,834 Do you know how to Zoom? 1394 01:12:48,868 --> 01:12:49,868 Zoom? 1395 01:12:51,170 --> 01:12:52,638 Yes, I've Zoomed, auntie. 1396 01:12:53,539 --> 01:12:54,539 I would like to Zoom. 1397 01:12:56,742 --> 01:12:59,011 Does your mother make malai kofta? 1398 01:12:59,044 --> 01:12:59,979 Yes. 1399 01:13:00,012 --> 01:13:01,780 But mine will be much better. 1400 01:13:01,814 --> 01:13:03,749 So I want you to try it. 1401 01:13:03,782 --> 01:13:05,050 Oh yeah, I would love to. 1402 01:13:07,186 --> 01:13:10,055 She made good progress last night. 1403 01:13:10,089 --> 01:13:11,757 That's great. 1404 01:13:11,790 --> 01:13:13,491 Thank you for updating me 1405 01:13:13,525 --> 01:13:14,994 since she won't call me. 1406 01:13:15,027 --> 01:13:16,528 Of course. 1407 01:13:16,562 --> 01:13:17,796 She is very strong. 1408 01:13:18,664 --> 01:13:20,132 Yeah, I know. 1409 01:13:20,165 --> 01:13:22,501 Why are you still there? 1410 01:13:22,534 --> 01:13:24,870 Don't you have a life to get back to? 1411 01:13:26,972 --> 01:13:27,972 I don't know. 1412 01:13:29,975 --> 01:13:32,077 Thank you for staying. 1413 01:13:33,946 --> 01:13:34,946 Of course. 1414 01:13:36,682 --> 01:13:39,184 I have to tell you something. 1415 01:13:39,218 --> 01:13:40,218 That day? 1416 01:13:40,986 --> 01:13:41,986 Which day? 1417 01:13:42,821 --> 01:13:45,157 I didn't go to Daddy. 1418 01:13:45,190 --> 01:13:48,093 I just walked around and around. 1419 01:13:49,728 --> 01:13:50,728 Oh. 1420 01:13:51,563 --> 01:13:53,766 But you were gone for a long time though. 1421 01:13:54,867 --> 01:13:58,704 I laid down in a park, fell asleep. 1422 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:04,109 And I went to the drug store and touched everything. 1423 01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,110 Everything. 1424 01:14:07,846 --> 01:14:09,480 Then I licked my fingers. 1425 01:14:10,249 --> 01:14:11,717 Rita, are you joking? 1426 01:14:13,052 --> 01:14:14,052 No. 1427 01:14:15,154 --> 01:14:16,855 Rita, why would you do that? 1428 01:14:18,590 --> 01:14:21,160 There's nothing worse than sitting at home, 1429 01:14:22,094 --> 01:14:24,630 like you're cornered and afraid. 1430 01:14:24,663 --> 01:14:29,668 Just sitting, afraid, alone, afraid. 1431 01:14:31,804 --> 01:14:33,005 Alone. 1432 01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,879 Rita? 1433 01:14:43,649 --> 01:14:44,649 Rita? 1434 01:14:53,325 --> 01:14:55,828 Hi, hi, I need to be transferred to nine west. 1435 01:14:59,231 --> 01:15:00,733 No, I need nine west. 1436 01:15:00,766 --> 01:15:02,868 I think they're transferred me to the wrong place, 1437 01:15:02,901 --> 01:15:04,036 But she- 1438 01:15:04,069 --> 01:15:05,704 She's just going to hang up on me? 1439 01:15:07,339 --> 01:15:11,010 Hi, hi, I need to be transferred to nine west, it's urgent. 1440 01:15:11,043 --> 01:15:12,277 No, I need nine west, 1441 01:15:12,311 --> 01:15:14,513 they transferred me to the wrong place. 1442 01:15:17,049 --> 01:15:18,049 Shit! 1443 01:15:19,918 --> 01:15:23,222 Nine west, the ninth floor of the west ward. 1444 01:15:24,590 --> 01:15:26,025 Hello? 1445 01:15:33,665 --> 01:15:35,067 She's sedated now. 1446 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:36,735 After delirium, we see this. 1447 01:15:37,736 --> 01:15:38,904 What's delirium? 1448 01:15:39,972 --> 01:15:41,673 A confused state. 1449 01:15:41,707 --> 01:15:44,209 Her brain is kind of disassociating from pain and trauma. 1450 01:15:45,744 --> 01:15:47,813 - What's her prognosis? - I don't know. 1451 01:15:47,846 --> 01:15:50,749 She could wake up tomorrow or in months, or... 1452 01:15:50,783 --> 01:15:52,618 Look, I can't take away the uncertainty 1453 01:15:52,651 --> 01:15:53,952 and I wish I could. 1454 01:15:53,986 --> 01:15:55,754 I want to see her. 1455 01:15:55,788 --> 01:15:56,855 I know, Ravi. 1456 01:16:05,030 --> 01:16:06,030 Hey, mom. 1457 01:16:06,832 --> 01:16:08,067 Hi, betta. 1458 01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,635 Can I ask about dad? 1459 01:16:10,769 --> 01:16:12,771 Sure, sure. 1460 01:16:12,805 --> 01:16:14,973 What did you think when you first saw him? 1461 01:16:17,376 --> 01:16:18,844 Honestly? 1462 01:16:18,877 --> 01:16:20,012 Yeah. 1463 01:16:20,045 --> 01:16:22,214 I thought he was hot. 1464 01:16:22,247 --> 01:16:23,615 Really hot. 1465 01:16:23,649 --> 01:16:25,217 Okay, I get it. 1466 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,351 Big arms. 1467 01:16:26,385 --> 01:16:27,386 Big uh... 1468 01:16:27,419 --> 01:16:29,121 Why didn't you make it work? 1469 01:16:31,123 --> 01:16:32,858 Didn't you feel so lucky? 1470 01:16:33,992 --> 01:16:35,928 You had a whole life handed to you 1471 01:16:36,895 --> 01:16:37,895 on a platter. 1472 01:16:38,864 --> 01:16:40,966 Oh, betta. 1473 01:16:43,001 --> 01:16:46,238 We both are too different, you know that. 1474 01:16:47,973 --> 01:16:52,978 The truth is ultimately we all choose to love 1475 01:16:53,879 --> 01:16:55,380 or not to love. 1476 01:16:57,416 --> 01:17:01,353 Hey, I have a funny news story for you. 1477 01:17:01,386 --> 01:17:04,189 A man in Argentina 1478 01:17:04,223 --> 01:17:07,693 was floating on a sailboat before the pandemic. 1479 01:17:07,726 --> 01:17:08,861 I know that story. 1480 01:17:09,761 --> 01:17:11,396 The ocean cowboy. 1481 01:17:11,430 --> 01:17:13,265 Betta, he just came back. 1482 01:17:13,298 --> 01:17:16,034 He landed in Buenos Aires yesterday 1483 01:17:17,169 --> 01:17:18,837 and now he knows. 1484 01:17:20,806 --> 01:17:22,341 He knows everything. 1485 01:17:25,177 --> 01:17:26,245 Imagine that. 1486 01:18:50,896 --> 01:18:53,899 It's temporary, auntie, that's what they say. 1487 01:18:53,932 --> 01:18:57,269 It's a kind of fog and it's going to lift. 1488 01:19:24,463 --> 01:19:25,463 Are you serious? 1489 01:19:27,332 --> 01:19:28,332 What time? 1490 01:19:32,505 --> 01:19:34,006 No, I'll come pick her up. 1491 01:19:48,053 --> 01:19:49,154 I want to walk. 1492 01:19:49,187 --> 01:19:50,956 Are you sure you're well enough to? 1493 01:19:50,989 --> 01:19:52,391 I swabbed negative. 1494 01:19:52,424 --> 01:19:53,559 Meet me at the park. 1495 01:19:53,593 --> 01:19:55,327 Rita, that's a really long walk. 1496 01:19:56,395 --> 01:19:57,563 We'll stop if we have to, 1497 01:19:57,597 --> 01:19:59,064 we'll call a car if we have to, 1498 01:19:59,097 --> 01:20:00,132 but I want to walk. 1499 01:20:03,536 --> 01:20:05,337 Did you do the math? 1500 01:20:05,370 --> 01:20:06,838 What math? 1501 01:20:06,872 --> 01:20:08,307 We met seven days ago. 1502 01:20:10,976 --> 01:20:12,444 I want to say something to you. 1503 01:20:14,913 --> 01:20:16,014 Say it in person. 1504 01:23:06,786 --> 01:23:10,255 Mala and I have been married for 47 years now. 1505 01:23:12,190 --> 01:23:14,594 I think it's been nearly 33 years now, 1506 01:23:15,661 --> 01:23:17,238 - since we've been. - It'll be 33 this year 1507 01:23:17,262 --> 01:23:19,097 - yeah. - 33 this year. 1508 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,468 We've been married for 15 years. 1509 01:23:25,270 --> 01:23:27,507 We've been married for now what? 1510 01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:28,774 Almost nine years. 1511 01:23:28,808 --> 01:23:29,808 Yeah, nine years. 1512 01:23:31,544 --> 01:23:35,113 I don't think soulmates necessary exist. 1513 01:23:35,146 --> 01:23:36,314 I think they're created. 1514 01:23:38,818 --> 01:23:41,353 She's the most important person to me. 1515 01:23:41,386 --> 01:23:42,220 Oh? 1516 01:23:42,254 --> 01:23:43,355 Even after them. 1517 01:23:43,388 --> 01:23:44,657 What about me? 1518 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:47,569 What do we mean to each other? 1519 01:23:47,593 --> 01:23:49,361 We are very attached to each other. 1520 01:23:49,394 --> 01:23:51,162 We are like best friends. 1521 01:23:52,865 --> 01:23:54,500 So we mean a lot to each other. 1522 01:23:57,335 --> 01:23:59,539 She's the number one person in my life. 1523 01:23:59,572 --> 01:24:01,406 Has been like that always. 1524 01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:03,408 Oh, where's my tissue? 1525 01:24:05,176 --> 01:24:06,846 A lot of conversations and then meetings 1526 01:24:06,879 --> 01:24:09,114 and slowly we started with getting, 1527 01:24:09,147 --> 01:24:11,584 we started getting one of each other and 1528 01:24:11,617 --> 01:24:13,586 we would just wait to talk to each other. 1529 01:24:13,619 --> 01:24:15,588 And I think in the process, 1530 01:24:15,621 --> 01:24:16,756 we didn't even come to know 1531 01:24:16,789 --> 01:24:19,491 when we fell in love with each other.