1 00:00:02,023 --> 00:00:03,323 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:03,324 --> 00:00:04,861 I knew The Beast would come. 3 00:00:04,862 --> 00:00:07,788 Get strong, learn fast, any means is necessary. 4 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,825 So that's it? That's all you're gonna say to me? 5 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:11,260 I got into the school and you didn't. 6 00:00:11,265 --> 00:00:12,755 I don't know what else to say. 7 00:00:12,766 --> 00:00:14,626 Marina is a psycho. 8 00:00:14,635 --> 00:00:17,665 You think Brakebills cut you off from magic? 9 00:00:17,671 --> 00:00:19,839 - You don't know cut off. - [screams] 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,570 Now the spells are missing so I can keep going. 11 00:00:21,575 --> 00:00:23,065 I want the new ones that she stole. 12 00:00:23,076 --> 00:00:24,406 They're locked in the filing cabinet. 13 00:00:24,411 --> 00:00:27,280 - You are a traveler. - You can move between worlds. 14 00:00:27,281 --> 00:00:30,419 Had the lecture yet on sticking with astral projection? 15 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,547 It works by binding your body to Earth. 16 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:35,493 Won't make the voices go away, but it might keep you alive. 17 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,719 [shuddering] 18 00:00:36,723 --> 00:00:38,223 [gasping] 19 00:00:38,225 --> 00:00:40,485 All I can say is it was some kind of dungeon. 20 00:00:40,494 --> 00:00:44,134 This was in the walls. 21 00:00:49,236 --> 00:00:52,296 Penny, I think you were in Fillory. 22 00:00:55,642 --> 00:00:57,510 You were in Fillory. 23 00:00:57,511 --> 00:00:59,679 - You were in Fillory... - Stop! 24 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,948 - Okay? Fillory is just a... - Did you see any animals? 25 00:01:00,949 --> 00:01:02,748 - Did they talk to you? - I was at some dungeon, 26 00:01:02,749 --> 00:01:04,149 you Hobbit-loving freak. 27 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,251 What's wrong with you? 28 00:01:05,252 --> 00:01:06,422 There are no Hobbits in Fillory. 29 00:01:06,423 --> 00:01:07,750 It... It doesn't matter. 30 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:09,424 Ah, the drawing, the crest, it means that you were 31 00:01:09,425 --> 00:01:10,961 in a certain Fillorian castle. 32 00:01:10,962 --> 00:01:13,088 - Kill me. - It was built by dwarves. 33 00:01:13,093 --> 00:01:15,293 Ah, okay, let's not get caught up in the details. 34 00:01:15,295 --> 00:01:18,725 The... the point is that the... it's full of a... 35 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:20,602 a ton of incredibly magical shit. 36 00:01:20,603 --> 00:01:22,701 Oh, yeah, The Beast is really fucking magical. 37 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:23,803 Let me pop back over there 38 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:26,304 and see if he does birthday parties. 39 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:28,606 Let's go. It's a waste of time. 40 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,509 I think you should listen to Quentin. 41 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,141 Because I'm assuming you didn't travel to Fillory 42 00:01:32,145 --> 00:01:35,375 on some planned vacation. 43 00:01:35,382 --> 00:01:37,422 So you don't know how to control it yet. 44 00:01:37,423 --> 00:01:39,647 Then educate yourself. 45 00:01:39,653 --> 00:01:42,989 Nobody knows more about Fillory than Quentin. 46 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,590 What if you end up back there again? 47 00:01:44,591 --> 00:01:46,791 She makes a point. 48 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:50,296 [tense music] 49 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:52,797 Okay, fanboy. 50 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:54,429 Tell me what it says in the books 51 00:01:54,434 --> 00:01:56,274 about not getting my face eaten by The Beast. 52 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:58,900 [stuttering] 53 00:01:58,906 --> 00:02:00,406 The Beast isn't in the books. 54 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:02,367 How's that, if I was right there staring him in the face? 55 00:02:02,376 --> 00:02:04,206 The Chatwins, they mostly get chased around 56 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,141 by this Time Witch, the Watcher Woman. 57 00:02:06,146 --> 00:02:09,276 She plants clocks in trees. 58 00:02:09,283 --> 00:02:11,050 Ah, it's sort of surrealist. 59 00:02:11,051 --> 00:02:12,819 Okay, I take it back. This is a waste of your time. 60 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,987 The books were written for kids, 61 00:02:13,988 --> 00:02:15,317 so maybe they skipped the monster 62 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:16,822 that rips out people's eyes. 63 00:02:16,823 --> 00:02:19,191 - I don't know! - Okay. 64 00:02:19,192 --> 00:02:20,626 We're done here. 65 00:02:20,627 --> 00:02:23,496 You love Fillory so much, I hope you get to go. 66 00:02:23,497 --> 00:02:24,797 I really do. 67 00:02:24,798 --> 00:02:32,798 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:35,475 --> 00:02:37,705 I guess I've been trying to convince myself that 69 00:02:37,711 --> 00:02:39,511 Penny's somehow wrong about Fillory 70 00:02:39,513 --> 00:02:42,613 despite having actually been there. 71 00:02:45,686 --> 00:02:47,346 That's a pretty acrobatic form of denial. 72 00:02:47,354 --> 00:02:50,690 I really am sorry. 73 00:02:50,691 --> 00:02:53,731 I'm sure Fillory got you through a lot as a kid. 74 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:55,987 Yeah. 75 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:58,296 As a kid... 76 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,933 Sorry, the manager isn't in right now. 77 00:03:01,935 --> 00:03:03,695 Would you like to place an order? 78 00:03:03,704 --> 00:03:05,604 I know you know who I am. 79 00:03:05,606 --> 00:03:07,606 Look, I'm sorry I insulted you guys. 80 00:03:07,608 --> 00:03:11,377 But just who talked to you? Marina? Pete? 81 00:03:11,378 --> 00:03:12,838 I'm going to call the cops. 82 00:03:12,846 --> 00:03:14,946 God, Rick, grow a pair! 83 00:03:14,948 --> 00:03:16,378 Wait, wait, wait. 84 00:03:16,383 --> 00:03:17,783 I'm sorry. 85 00:03:17,784 --> 00:03:19,418 Please. 86 00:03:19,419 --> 00:03:22,549 I don't know anyone else. 87 00:03:24,491 --> 00:03:28,461 [dramatic music] 88 00:03:28,462 --> 00:03:30,502 I'm not done with you. 89 00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:34,796 Consider it as a warning. 90 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:39,341 ♪ ♪ 91 00:03:43,377 --> 00:03:44,777 Julia. 92 00:03:44,778 --> 00:03:48,547 Julia, wait. Just, just, wait. 93 00:03:48,548 --> 00:03:50,478 Marina, okay? 94 00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:52,251 No one wants a war. 95 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:55,621 Here. 96 00:03:55,622 --> 00:03:57,590 It's about an hour by train. 97 00:03:57,591 --> 00:03:59,161 Went there couple years back. 98 00:03:59,162 --> 00:04:02,459 They're real. They are good. 99 00:04:02,462 --> 00:04:03,902 Just give them a try, but... 100 00:04:03,903 --> 00:04:08,427 Please, don't come back here again. 101 00:04:08,435 --> 00:04:12,695 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:12,706 --> 00:04:15,706 [synthpop music] 103 00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:21,179 ♪ ♪ 104 00:04:21,181 --> 00:04:22,750 How'd you learn all this anyway? 105 00:04:22,751 --> 00:04:25,219 Me and a friend got deep into ink spells in high school. 106 00:04:27,621 --> 00:04:29,291 It's not the Mona Lisa, but... 107 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:32,019 I do have 20/20 vision in the dark. 108 00:04:35,128 --> 00:04:37,928 And where was all this exactly? 109 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:40,099 I told you. 110 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,830 I'm basically from the 'burbs. 111 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:43,665 Actually, you never say a damn thing about your life. 112 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:47,870 'Cause it's boring. 113 00:04:47,874 --> 00:04:49,314 What flavor of boring? 114 00:04:49,315 --> 00:04:51,339 [machine buzzing] 115 00:04:53,146 --> 00:04:54,746 My mom died young. 116 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:56,108 And... 117 00:04:56,116 --> 00:04:59,716 My dad is kind of embarrassing. 118 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,560 He wears Birkenstocks and he sells weed. 119 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:07,888 But he loves me no matter what kind of trouble I get in. 120 00:05:07,894 --> 00:05:10,730 - That sounds nice. - Yeah. 121 00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:13,771 So, this symbol, it do anything for the mind slut shit? 122 00:05:15,702 --> 00:05:18,702 Yeah, you know, Brakebills is good. 123 00:05:18,705 --> 00:05:20,405 Everyone knows how to pull their blinds down, you know? 124 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,837 Yeah. 125 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:25,711 I still hear her, though. 126 00:05:25,712 --> 00:05:28,012 That girl from the dungeon... 127 00:05:28,014 --> 00:05:30,683 I can't shut her out. 128 00:05:30,684 --> 00:05:32,351 I just file that under 129 00:05:32,352 --> 00:05:35,921 "Wish there was jack shit I could do about it." 130 00:05:35,922 --> 00:05:36,956 Yeah. 131 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,117 Or were you talking about The Beast? 132 00:05:39,126 --> 00:05:42,626 If I was you, I'd be curious. 133 00:05:42,629 --> 00:05:45,929 He's full-on AWOL, not a peep. 134 00:05:45,932 --> 00:05:47,932 So, I get this, 135 00:05:47,934 --> 00:05:50,436 and I don't poke the bear. 136 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:54,067 Let's just hope the bear has better shit to do. 137 00:05:54,074 --> 00:05:57,076 [suspenseful music] 138 00:05:57,077 --> 00:06:05,077 ♪ ♪ 139 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 140 00:06:18,765 --> 00:06:21,795 Shit, shit, shit. 141 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:29,802 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:42,251 Hey! 143 00:06:42,255 --> 00:06:43,785 [metal clattering] [gasping] 144 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:45,260 Why are you following me, lady? 145 00:06:45,261 --> 00:06:49,258 Easy. I just want to show you. 146 00:06:50,297 --> 00:06:52,297 I'm just like you. 147 00:06:52,299 --> 00:06:55,199 [tense music] 148 00:06:55,202 --> 00:06:58,202 [whimsical music] 149 00:06:58,205 --> 00:07:05,175 ♪ ♪ 150 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:11,446 [floor creaking] 151 00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:14,951 Hello? 152 00:07:18,191 --> 00:07:21,261 Is someone being creepy on purpose? 153 00:07:24,631 --> 00:07:26,661 [thumping] 154 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:29,666 [suspenseful music] 155 00:07:29,669 --> 00:07:37,669 ♪ ♪ 156 00:07:43,817 --> 00:07:45,877 [creaking] 157 00:07:50,624 --> 00:07:58,624 ♪ ♪ 158 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,940 Secure the sacrifice! 159 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:11,442 Oh, God damn it. No! 160 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:14,484 [both screaming] 161 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,383 [shuddering] 162 00:08:19,386 --> 00:08:21,616 Oh, Manon! 163 00:08:21,621 --> 00:08:24,390 We offer up this virgin. 164 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:26,458 Flesh and blood. 165 00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:29,259 Jesus, I'm not a virgin. 166 00:08:29,262 --> 00:08:30,529 Huh. 167 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:31,930 Life is full of surprises. 168 00:08:31,932 --> 00:08:33,101 What the hell, Margo? 169 00:08:33,102 --> 00:08:35,069 Follow, follow. Hurry, hurry. 170 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:40,539 Ow. Guys, the pine needles are hurting my feet. 171 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,070 Shh. 172 00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:48,477 Ow, ow. 173 00:08:48,481 --> 00:08:51,481 [dramatic music] 174 00:08:51,484 --> 00:08:59,484 ♪ ♪ 175 00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:04,697 Hello, first years. 176 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:07,198 At this appointed hour, 177 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,300 as tradition dictates, 178 00:09:09,302 --> 00:09:10,942 it falls upon the upper class 179 00:09:10,943 --> 00:09:15,937 to administer what is known simply as "The Trials." 180 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:20,446 ♪ ♪ 181 00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:22,647 The Trials test your ability 182 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:28,187 to think and act like a Magician. 183 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:32,288 Pass, your journey begins. 184 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:36,829 Fail, you flunk out. 185 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:40,499 This is a test engineered to thin out the herd. 186 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:44,340 Only those who should will survive. 187 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:48,039 Oh, nut up, this isn't Harvard. 188 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,741 It requires actual effort. 189 00:09:49,743 --> 00:09:53,343 And don't bother to go complaining to the faculty. 190 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:55,676 They're off on a luxurious retreat, 191 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,582 observing from a distance. 192 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:01,487 You are ours, miscreants. 193 00:10:01,488 --> 00:10:04,818 Onward to glory! 194 00:10:04,824 --> 00:10:06,692 Come on. Go! 195 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,061 Go! [all screaming] 196 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:10,562 - Move, move, move! - Hurry up. 197 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:11,603 [all screaming] 198 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,907 ♪ ♪ 199 00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:23,838 Name, please. 200 00:10:23,843 --> 00:10:25,343 Alice Quinn. 201 00:10:25,345 --> 00:10:27,345 Hmm. 202 00:10:27,347 --> 00:10:29,407 Let me see. 203 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,976 Alice Quinn. 204 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:33,675 Wow, you're really enjoying this aren't you? 205 00:10:33,686 --> 00:10:36,686 I have no idea what you're talking about. 206 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:39,558 The Trials themselves have the power, Alice. 207 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:43,089 They will pass or fail you as the Dean created them to. 208 00:10:43,096 --> 00:10:46,196 I merely keep a little eye on each and everyone of you. 209 00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:50,903 Ah, there you are. 210 00:10:50,904 --> 00:10:54,740 Report to the table on your placard. 211 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,110 Good luck. 212 00:10:58,111 --> 00:11:00,111 Next! 213 00:11:00,113 --> 00:11:07,586 ♪ ♪ 214 00:11:07,587 --> 00:11:09,847 Say one word about Fillory and I'll kill you. 215 00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:11,056 Don't get me kicked out. 216 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:12,557 Well, then we'd finally be even. 217 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:13,689 Now I get it. 218 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,127 Get what? 219 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:17,698 Why our team name is "Horny Chupacabras." 220 00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,957 I'm not a... [stuttering] 221 00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:21,896 I don't even know what a "chupacabra" is. 222 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:23,601 It's a spine-covered goat-sucking primate 223 00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:25,203 indigenous to Mexico. 224 00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:27,265 I can already see we are immensely handicapped 225 00:11:27,273 --> 00:11:28,640 by your presence. 226 00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:30,476 [laughs] 227 00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:33,037 In 18th century England, 228 00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:36,306 a secret society known as "The Brethren" 229 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:41,646 encrypted hundreds of spells to hide them from the church. 230 00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:43,654 You may open your blue books. 231 00:11:43,656 --> 00:11:45,756 [tense music] 232 00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:49,828 Each team must decode and cast their spell by 9:00 a.m. 233 00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:51,997 Screw up, 234 00:11:51,998 --> 00:11:53,558 and it's back to page one. 235 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:56,096 FYI, this test is pretty much impossible. 236 00:11:56,102 --> 00:11:57,536 Begin! 237 00:11:57,537 --> 00:12:05,537 ♪ ♪ 238 00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:09,275 Back in the day, we'd travel the world. 239 00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,016 We'd pay for spells, 240 00:12:11,017 --> 00:12:12,777 trade for 'em. 241 00:12:12,785 --> 00:12:16,585 And they weren't all the most ambitious Hedges you ever saw, 242 00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:19,057 but we looked out for each other. 243 00:12:19,058 --> 00:12:20,758 It was like family. 244 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:25,660 First family I really felt I belonged in, actually. 245 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,067 Okay, so what do you want exactly? 246 00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:31,969 Well... 247 00:12:31,971 --> 00:12:35,707 You know, our story with Marina, it's not rare. 248 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,577 I have seen her chew people up and spit them out. 249 00:12:38,578 --> 00:12:41,078 Then what? You swoop in, you buy us a milkshake? 250 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,548 Come on. [scoffs] 251 00:12:42,549 --> 00:12:46,118 Not till today. 252 00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:50,556 You are the first I believe can really do things, 253 00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:52,887 if... 254 00:12:52,892 --> 00:12:56,392 given the opportunity to learn. 255 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:59,256 I mean, I can feel it coming off you. 256 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:01,395 You're not an amateur. 257 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,001 You're the real thing. 258 00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:09,235 Yeah, well, some think so, some do not. 259 00:13:09,242 --> 00:13:12,942 Well, I think we can help each other. 260 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,606 How? 261 00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:18,584 ♪ ♪ 262 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:20,245 [clears throat] It's not much, 263 00:13:20,253 --> 00:13:22,353 but, you know, they'll be new to you, I think. 264 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,655 Wait a minute. 265 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,257 - How did you... - All over. 266 00:13:26,259 --> 00:13:29,129 - Where did you... - You don't want to know. 267 00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,228 But you're welcome to 'em. 268 00:13:31,231 --> 00:13:32,931 In exchange for what? 269 00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:35,502 Just do some with me. 270 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:39,800 I miss the feeling, you know. 271 00:13:39,806 --> 00:13:45,636 ♪ ♪ 272 00:13:45,645 --> 00:13:47,505 [fingers snapping] 273 00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:52,652 Welcome... à la Safe House Julia. 274 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,329 Can you make it colder? 275 00:14:10,036 --> 00:14:12,296 Girl, you're strong! 276 00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,910 Shit. 277 00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:20,241 Was this the last of them? 278 00:14:20,246 --> 00:14:22,676 I'm afraid so. 279 00:14:28,521 --> 00:14:31,757 Well, hey, we'll hit the road. 280 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,988 Right? Find new stuff. 281 00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:36,028 Try, at least. 282 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,997 But you know who has a ton of new stuff? 283 00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:41,098 Marina. 284 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:45,037 'Cause she got her memories back. 285 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:46,238 I helped her do it. 286 00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:47,839 She has... 287 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,109 Brakebills. 288 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:54,380 So she has everything. 289 00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,080 We're screwed. 290 00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:00,285 How much time do we have left? 291 00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:01,586 I don't know. 292 00:15:01,587 --> 00:15:03,087 Who knows how to read an hourglass? 293 00:15:03,089 --> 00:15:04,589 This is impossible. 294 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,590 Even Eliot said it was impossible. 295 00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:10,061 Wait, it's impossible. 296 00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:12,301 Actually he said, it was practically impossible. 297 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,958 But maybe some genius can do this. 298 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:16,126 So what? Geniuses can be magicians? 299 00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:18,795 - Yeah. - Really? 300 00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:21,065 We have to cheat. 301 00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:23,414 They want us to. We've been Kobayashi Maru'd. 302 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:25,109 Whatever that means, yes. 303 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,779 - No. No way. - You're an idiot. 304 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,880 - We're cheating. - Why would... 305 00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:32,382 Why would they want us to cheat? 306 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,215 Because we're magicians. 307 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,750 No. No. 308 00:15:35,755 --> 00:15:37,145 They're just want to see how far we can get. 309 00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:40,416 There is no such a thing as half a spell. 310 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:42,986 You guys are insane. 311 00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:45,625 Supply closet. 312 00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:47,899 Five minutes. 313 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,630 I've got a plan. 314 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:54,769 Oh, man. 315 00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:57,644 They really upped the security since my day. 316 00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,643 How much do you know about those wards? 317 00:15:59,645 --> 00:16:01,245 Enough to know they're strong. 318 00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,107 But not enough to break them, so... 319 00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:04,676 What do you think would happen if we just ran in there 320 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:05,684 and grabbed the filing cabinet? 321 00:16:05,685 --> 00:16:08,345 [laughs] Oh, yeah, sure. 322 00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:09,824 You ever see the movie "Scanners"? 323 00:16:09,825 --> 00:16:11,857 Oh. 324 00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:13,288 There's a way. 325 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,292 There's always a way. 326 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:22,332 Do you have a pen? 327 00:16:22,335 --> 00:16:24,025 Here. 328 00:16:24,036 --> 00:16:26,196 [dramatic music] 329 00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:29,305 Mm, what we need... 330 00:16:29,308 --> 00:16:31,438 Think of it like a fishhook. 331 00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:33,213 We grab the cabinets from the room, 332 00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:34,650 without tripping wards. 333 00:16:34,651 --> 00:16:36,777 There's wards all over the room. 334 00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:39,183 Yeah, in this dimension, sure. 335 00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:42,185 The one thing I can't figure out is how to get the hook in. 336 00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:46,057 You know, we need someone inside for that. 337 00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:49,227 And I sort of burned all my bridges with that. 338 00:16:49,228 --> 00:16:52,228 You think we can pay someone off? 339 00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,900 No. 340 00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:57,871 I know someone. 341 00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,711 Okay, here is the question. 342 00:17:06,712 --> 00:17:08,212 Do you believe what you said earlier, 343 00:17:08,214 --> 00:17:09,582 that a genius could solve this by dawn? 344 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,782 Well yeah, I mean, if they were... 345 00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:12,918 Alice Quinn? 346 00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,486 If anyone, she could. 347 00:17:14,487 --> 00:17:16,187 Can you read her mind? 348 00:17:16,189 --> 00:17:17,719 No. 349 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:20,459 Unlike you, she's airtight. 350 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,627 But I can do one better. 351 00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:25,628 [lively mysterious music] 352 00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:33,631 ♪ ♪ 353 00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:05,438 [dramatic music] 354 00:18:12,812 --> 00:18:14,846 Just light the fucking thing. 355 00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:22,847 ♪ ♪ 356 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,626 Nicely done. 357 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:29,627 Perfect execution. 358 00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:34,297 Too bad I know you cheated. 359 00:18:37,336 --> 00:18:39,136 Congratulations, you two, 360 00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:41,706 and on to the second trial. 361 00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:45,837 Well, what about... 362 00:18:45,845 --> 00:18:48,245 Thinning the herd. 363 00:18:58,024 --> 00:19:00,462 So, are you gonna tell me who we're meeting? 364 00:19:00,463 --> 00:19:02,959 Yeah, she... she's not a hedge witch exactly. 365 00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:05,162 Well, her and I have some history. 366 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,164 So, I think... 367 00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:07,365 What do you mean by "history"? 368 00:19:07,366 --> 00:19:08,826 Hey, chickadee. 369 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,074 Mom, you shouldn't be here. 370 00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:12,969 Ah, this is your daughter. 371 00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:14,639 What's she doing here? 372 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,907 She's a friend. 373 00:19:15,908 --> 00:19:18,378 Okay, come on, babe, please. Sit. 374 00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:24,577 How are you? How you've been? 375 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:27,084 Just tell me what you want, Mom. 376 00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:28,486 I want to give you something. 377 00:19:28,487 --> 00:19:30,047 Oh, that's so sweet. 378 00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:32,256 Yeah, my birthday was seven months ago. 379 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,488 Kady, look, I was not in a good place 380 00:19:34,493 --> 00:19:37,733 the last time you saw me, but my shit's together now. 381 00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:39,059 Oh, is it? 382 00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:40,495 Is that why you're hanging out 383 00:19:40,499 --> 00:19:42,199 with the angriest bitch from the safe house? 384 00:19:42,201 --> 00:19:44,871 Oh, if you want to insult me, try again. 385 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,500 Just... 386 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:49,335 Listen. 387 00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:52,580 I called because Julia and I have a line on something. 388 00:19:52,581 --> 00:19:54,448 Oh, my God, here we go again. 389 00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:57,377 We're gonna start our own house. 390 00:19:57,383 --> 00:20:01,219 Nothing crazy, but it'll be safe... 391 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,188 from Marina. 392 00:20:03,189 --> 00:20:05,589 So come with us. 393 00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:07,459 Oh, my God, you're insane. 394 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,729 You actually think that you can beat her. 395 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:13,900 Hey, Marina's strong, but so are we. 396 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,108 Nothing like that at school, huh? 397 00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:25,239 Protection charm. 398 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:28,246 It'll render a house literally invisible. 399 00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:30,447 You know, the amazing thing 400 00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:34,619 is you actually believe that this plan could work. 401 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,589 Marina will never let me go. 402 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:40,820 Ever. 403 00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:43,626 Oh, did Hannah give you the whole sob history? 404 00:20:43,629 --> 00:20:44,959 - Kady. - No, no. 405 00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:47,832 Marina didn't betray my mom. She cleaned up her mess. 406 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,033 Yeah, Hannah, she wanted to steal something. 407 00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:50,365 Big heist, right? 408 00:20:50,369 --> 00:20:52,399 Except she can't handle her shit under pressure 409 00:20:52,405 --> 00:20:55,235 and two people died. 410 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,241 Cut to now, Marina gets to demand that 411 00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:59,142 I steal shit ten times a week. 412 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:01,375 Yeah, no big. 413 00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:06,449 Don't call me again. 414 00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,192 - Hey, you can't take that. - Let her have it. 415 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:10,647 - No, we need it. - So does she. 416 00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:12,416 If I had more, 417 00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:14,555 I'd give you more. 418 00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,858 Yeah. 419 00:21:17,863 --> 00:21:19,303 But you don't. 420 00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:23,904 You sold your daughter to Marina? 421 00:21:23,905 --> 00:21:26,871 No. Marina stole her. 422 00:21:26,872 --> 00:21:29,610 Yeah, because of a really bad judgment call that you made. 423 00:21:29,611 --> 00:21:32,438 She said she had my back. This is not black and white. 424 00:21:32,445 --> 00:21:34,705 Yeah, well, Kady sure seems to think that it is. 425 00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:36,084 If this goes how we want, 426 00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:37,351 I can fix that too. 427 00:21:37,352 --> 00:21:38,719 If this... Do you hear yours... 428 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,948 "If this works out"? I'm out. 429 00:21:39,952 --> 00:21:41,022 Oh, no, you don't. 430 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:42,550 You do not cut me off. 431 00:21:42,555 --> 00:21:45,355 My daughter just got brought into this. 432 00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:48,727 And I will share with you everything I can. 433 00:21:48,728 --> 00:21:52,197 But it is better that I see this through alone. 434 00:21:52,198 --> 00:21:55,198 [dramatic music] 435 00:21:55,201 --> 00:22:03,201 ♪ ♪ 436 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:06,478 This looks like a home brew. 437 00:22:06,479 --> 00:22:08,046 Where did you get it? 438 00:22:08,047 --> 00:22:10,147 Found it inside an old textbook. 439 00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:11,749 [sighs] 440 00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:13,418 It looks underwhelming. 441 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:17,088 So how's Professor March's research going? 442 00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:20,319 Look, I tried, but he won't take on first year assistants. 443 00:22:20,326 --> 00:22:21,986 Well, you're just his type. 444 00:22:21,994 --> 00:22:24,864 So I'm sure you'll figure it out. 445 00:22:39,311 --> 00:22:41,249 "But where is the door, Martin? 446 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,007 "There is always a door to Fillory 447 00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:44,815 "when we really need it, 448 00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:47,277 "in the clock or the closet... 449 00:22:47,286 --> 00:22:50,646 or my panties..." 450 00:22:50,656 --> 00:22:52,916 Come on, celebrate. 451 00:22:52,925 --> 00:22:54,655 You passed, you dirty cheater. 452 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,790 What's the problem? 453 00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:58,296 Speak. 454 00:22:58,297 --> 00:23:01,027 No offense, you're just not exactly... 455 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:02,167 Warm and cuddly? 456 00:23:02,168 --> 00:23:04,598 I know. 457 00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:06,473 You ever want something so badly 458 00:23:06,474 --> 00:23:08,872 and then realize that it's nothing like what you thought? 459 00:23:08,874 --> 00:23:11,109 And maybe that you are stupid 460 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,540 for ever actually even wanting it. 461 00:23:12,545 --> 00:23:14,645 Every guy I've ever slept with. 462 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:16,007 Fillory is real. 463 00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:17,445 Oh, come on. 464 00:23:17,449 --> 00:23:19,449 It is. 465 00:23:19,451 --> 00:23:20,881 Penny is a traveler. 466 00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:21,946 And he went there. 467 00:23:21,954 --> 00:23:23,621 And... 468 00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:25,490 it's real. 469 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,231 You look like your head's about to pop off. 470 00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:30,457 I loved those books. 471 00:23:30,462 --> 00:23:33,462 - You did? - Why so surprised? 472 00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:37,395 I'd pretend I was Ambassador to the Fillorian Outer Islands. 473 00:23:37,403 --> 00:23:40,538 But the real thing, it's not like the story. 474 00:23:40,539 --> 00:23:45,076 So, what, it's actually totally shitty over there? 475 00:23:45,077 --> 00:23:46,977 I don't know. Maybe. 476 00:23:46,979 --> 00:23:48,979 Yes. 477 00:23:48,981 --> 00:23:51,349 At least a little. 478 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:54,380 The thing that attacked us that ripped the Dean's eyes out, 479 00:23:54,386 --> 00:23:58,816 seems like it might be from Fillory. 480 00:23:58,824 --> 00:24:00,658 Jesus. 481 00:24:00,659 --> 00:24:03,659 That is not tonally consistent with the books. 482 00:24:03,662 --> 00:24:04,962 No, it's not. 483 00:24:04,964 --> 00:24:06,698 And that... I just... I... 484 00:24:06,699 --> 00:24:08,867 I find that... 485 00:24:08,868 --> 00:24:10,368 devastating. 486 00:24:10,369 --> 00:24:12,537 Were you planning a trip there? 487 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,468 No. Really. 488 00:24:15,474 --> 00:24:17,143 Because, otherwise, you're literally 489 00:24:17,144 --> 00:24:19,582 torturing yourself over a fairy tale. 490 00:24:21,614 --> 00:24:23,714 Quentin, you passed the first trial. 491 00:24:23,716 --> 00:24:26,246 You live to fight another day. Drink up. 492 00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:28,822 Go to the party. Find someone to bang. 493 00:24:28,823 --> 00:24:32,056 Celebrate the world you're in, dummy. 494 00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:33,987 Come on! 495 00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:35,993 [chuckles] 496 00:24:35,995 --> 00:24:38,725 Okay. 497 00:24:38,731 --> 00:24:41,931 Wow, I'm a little... 498 00:24:41,934 --> 00:24:44,736 I am very... 499 00:24:44,737 --> 00:24:47,867 Wow, I'm really, ah... 500 00:24:47,873 --> 00:24:49,673 Margo, did you roofie me? 501 00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:52,175 [dance music playing] 502 00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:58,281 [dramatic music] 503 00:24:58,284 --> 00:25:06,284 ♪ ♪ 504 00:25:15,234 --> 00:25:18,569 Can we just skip down to where you realize 505 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:21,370 you no makey magic here? 506 00:25:21,373 --> 00:25:22,907 [laughs maliciously] 507 00:25:22,908 --> 00:25:25,438 Oh, cucumber. 508 00:25:25,444 --> 00:25:27,879 Daddy's favorite. 509 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,516 And too much dill. 510 00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:33,477 There they all are. 511 00:25:33,485 --> 00:25:36,645 All those little fishies, just like us. 512 00:25:36,655 --> 00:25:41,085 Eating, shitting, breeding. 513 00:25:41,093 --> 00:25:44,393 I require one. 514 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:45,826 It's over there. 515 00:25:45,831 --> 00:25:47,131 Chop, chop. 516 00:25:47,132 --> 00:25:50,432 I am literally losing the will to live. 517 00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:51,666 So, this is my next test? 518 00:25:51,670 --> 00:25:53,338 I'm supposed to... 519 00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:54,906 spear a fish? 520 00:25:54,907 --> 00:25:57,637 Do your lips move when you read? 521 00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:05,083 ♪ ♪ 522 00:26:05,084 --> 00:26:07,654 Seriously? One arrow? 523 00:26:09,788 --> 00:26:11,518 Eliot! 524 00:26:11,523 --> 00:26:19,523 ♪ ♪ 525 00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:28,908 [horse breathing heavily] 526 00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:38,417 [neighing] 527 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,049 Bring him to me. 528 00:26:42,054 --> 00:26:43,721 Why? 529 00:26:43,722 --> 00:26:47,558 I want to get my Catherine the Great on. 530 00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,189 Google it. 531 00:26:49,194 --> 00:26:50,962 Totally hilarious. 532 00:26:50,963 --> 00:26:54,403 Oh, and to help you out... 533 00:26:55,768 --> 00:26:57,098 No. 534 00:26:57,102 --> 00:26:59,202 Just no. Okay? 535 00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:01,174 Okay. 536 00:27:02,107 --> 00:27:03,767 Wait. 537 00:27:03,776 --> 00:27:06,336 I'm seeing your future now. 538 00:27:06,345 --> 00:27:08,975 Gay porn? 539 00:27:08,981 --> 00:27:11,516 [gasps] 540 00:27:11,517 --> 00:27:13,677 [chuckles] 541 00:27:15,888 --> 00:27:18,218 Oh, my favorito. 542 00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:21,359 Liver. 543 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,360 [exciting music] 544 00:27:24,363 --> 00:27:32,363 ♪ ♪ 545 00:27:42,347 --> 00:27:44,677 ♪ ♪ 546 00:27:44,683 --> 00:27:46,217 Julia! Julia, stop. 547 00:27:46,218 --> 00:27:47,378 You're gonna blow yourself up. 548 00:27:47,386 --> 00:27:48,386 I was getting it. 549 00:27:48,387 --> 00:27:50,817 You really weren't, hon. 550 00:27:50,823 --> 00:27:51,993 How did you get in? 551 00:27:51,994 --> 00:27:54,520 I unpicked your ward. 552 00:27:54,526 --> 00:27:57,586 I would go with Koyosegi next time. 553 00:27:57,596 --> 00:27:59,656 Thank you for the advice. Now, can you please leave? 554 00:27:59,665 --> 00:28:01,695 We already agreed that we're not partners, okay? 555 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,800 Well, it didn't work. 556 00:28:03,802 --> 00:28:05,972 Because you need ten extra digits. 557 00:28:05,973 --> 00:28:09,207 Actually, I don't. I... 558 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:12,508 It's interesting how you can't look at me. 559 00:28:12,511 --> 00:28:14,779 You know why? 560 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:18,250 'Cause I'm too familiar. 561 00:28:20,085 --> 00:28:22,385 I mean, we both made mistakes, we live with them, 562 00:28:22,387 --> 00:28:26,357 we go on, alone, if we have to. 563 00:28:26,358 --> 00:28:28,326 But you do this alone, 564 00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:31,627 and you will get hurt. 565 00:28:31,630 --> 00:28:33,698 [melancholy music] 566 00:28:33,699 --> 00:28:34,866 Come on. 567 00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:37,067 We can help each other out. 568 00:28:38,971 --> 00:28:41,001 Please. 569 00:28:43,675 --> 00:28:46,575 I want my daughter back. 570 00:28:46,578 --> 00:28:49,578 [dramatic music] 571 00:28:49,581 --> 00:28:54,919 ♪ ♪ 572 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,690 Kady? 573 00:28:58,724 --> 00:29:01,192 Kady. Hey, Kady. 574 00:29:01,193 --> 00:29:02,533 - Kady, Kady. - Stop it, stop it. 575 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,588 - Stop it. Let go, let go. - Hey, no, no. 576 00:29:04,596 --> 00:29:06,156 - I have to catch the bird. - Hey. 577 00:29:06,165 --> 00:29:08,825 This shit is dumb. The school is not worth it. 578 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,174 No, I can't, you don't get it. 579 00:29:10,175 --> 00:29:11,936 I can't get kicked out. 580 00:29:11,937 --> 00:29:13,437 Oh, fuck! 581 00:29:13,438 --> 00:29:14,598 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 582 00:29:14,606 --> 00:29:16,066 - Jesus. - Is it broken? 583 00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:17,274 I don't know. 584 00:29:17,276 --> 00:29:19,606 Ow! Let me see, let me see. 585 00:29:19,611 --> 00:29:21,241 - Ow. - Let me look at it. 586 00:29:21,246 --> 00:29:22,506 - It's not broken. - Look, talk to me. 587 00:29:22,514 --> 00:29:24,382 What's going on? 588 00:29:24,383 --> 00:29:26,783 Look, it's just... 589 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:28,685 This is all I have. 590 00:29:28,687 --> 00:29:31,587 Me too. 591 00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:34,160 [sobbing] No, it's different. 592 00:29:35,761 --> 00:29:36,928 I'm different. 593 00:29:36,929 --> 00:29:39,499 Look, I need Brakebills. 594 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:45,797 It's life or death. I have to be here. 595 00:29:53,245 --> 00:29:56,305 [sobbing] 596 00:30:01,253 --> 00:30:03,023 Hey, what are you supposed to get with that? 597 00:30:03,024 --> 00:30:06,821 [laughs] A pheasant. 598 00:30:08,126 --> 00:30:11,086 - You? - A horse. 599 00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:13,656 These people are crazy. 600 00:30:15,701 --> 00:30:18,836 Let's go find the others. 601 00:30:18,837 --> 00:30:21,867 Come on. 602 00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,010 Yo! 603 00:30:27,012 --> 00:30:28,446 Whoa! 604 00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:29,607 [laughs] 605 00:30:29,615 --> 00:30:31,345 Seriously, dude, I almost had him. 606 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:34,180 We'll get him, son. 607 00:30:37,155 --> 00:30:38,915 It's not about magic, 'cause it's about 608 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,759 talking to each other. 609 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,690 All right, you got that. 610 00:30:43,695 --> 00:30:45,295 But I grew up in Florida, 611 00:30:45,297 --> 00:30:49,097 so I actually know how to use it to get your fish. 612 00:30:49,101 --> 00:30:51,301 But I'm after a horse. 613 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:54,535 - Seriously? - What? 614 00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:57,669 Junior Cowboy Camp. 615 00:30:57,676 --> 00:30:59,976 Pheasant. 616 00:31:03,148 --> 00:31:05,218 Tree. 617 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:21,666 [dramatic music] 618 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:29,206 ♪ ♪ 619 00:31:29,207 --> 00:31:30,537 You're bleeding. 620 00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:32,612 I hated Junior Cowboy Camp. 621 00:31:33,945 --> 00:31:36,875 Timber! 622 00:31:36,882 --> 00:31:39,682 [rumbling noise] 623 00:31:39,685 --> 00:31:41,545 Bravo! 624 00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:43,387 Brava! Brava. 625 00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:45,818 That's it, we passed. 626 00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:48,592 After you chop the tree into firewood, 627 00:31:48,593 --> 00:31:50,433 whip us up a little grilled salmon... 628 00:31:50,434 --> 00:31:52,759 Some honeyed pheasant. 629 00:31:52,764 --> 00:31:55,704 And take turns blowing the horse. 630 00:31:57,336 --> 00:32:00,396 [laughter] 631 00:32:03,108 --> 00:32:05,578 [both sighing happily] 632 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:10,377 [instrumental music] 633 00:32:10,382 --> 00:32:13,422 [both laughing sarcastically] 634 00:32:18,757 --> 00:32:21,557 Did you see the look on Quentin's face? 635 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,860 Like, "Fine, but I am not going first." 636 00:32:24,863 --> 00:32:26,103 [laughs] 637 00:32:27,468 --> 00:32:30,368 I'm sure by now you've realised Brakebills 638 00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:33,537 teaches us to be arch and ironic about magic. 639 00:32:33,538 --> 00:32:36,368 But this one plays it serious. 640 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,435 You must bare yourself 641 00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:40,813 in the presence of another magical adept 642 00:32:40,814 --> 00:32:46,817 and expose your highest governing internal circumstance, 643 00:32:46,818 --> 00:32:48,886 which is to say, 644 00:32:48,887 --> 00:32:52,656 your utmost truth. 645 00:32:52,657 --> 00:32:54,857 You have till midnight. 646 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:58,329 [tense music] 647 00:32:58,330 --> 00:33:01,660 Ready? 648 00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:04,696 [both chanting] 649 00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:14,938 ♪ ♪ 650 00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:28,060 [rumbling sounds] 651 00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:32,558 [lightning crackling] 652 00:33:32,564 --> 00:33:35,604 [dramatic music] 653 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,700 Oh, shit! 654 00:33:40,705 --> 00:33:46,705 ♪ ♪ 655 00:33:46,711 --> 00:33:48,411 Shit. 656 00:33:48,413 --> 00:33:52,116 ♪ ♪ 657 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,447 No! 658 00:34:03,428 --> 00:34:05,328 [breathing heavily] 659 00:34:13,572 --> 00:34:16,040 Okay, it's a two person spell. 660 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:20,110 Both must succeed to unlock it. 661 00:34:20,111 --> 00:34:22,451 You bind your hands with this rope. 662 00:34:22,452 --> 00:34:25,416 How am I gonna survive? 663 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:28,077 It'll fall off once you've reached transcendence. 664 00:34:28,086 --> 00:34:29,916 It's gotta be some kind of scheme, right? 665 00:34:29,921 --> 00:34:32,089 To record us playing naked truth or dare, 666 00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:33,590 so they can blackmail us or something. 667 00:34:33,592 --> 00:34:36,260 Unfortunately, Margo wasn't lying. 668 00:34:36,261 --> 00:34:40,498 It's arcane and a bit unorthodox, 669 00:34:40,499 --> 00:34:44,268 but secrets magic is a real thing. 670 00:34:44,269 --> 00:34:47,969 Basically, there is no trick or cheat to this. 671 00:34:47,973 --> 00:34:50,773 It's kind of the exact opposite. 672 00:34:56,581 --> 00:34:59,651 [romantic music] 673 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,720 [chuckles] 674 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:13,860 Focus. 675 00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:15,965 I'm trying. 676 00:35:15,967 --> 00:35:21,367 ♪ ♪ 677 00:35:23,508 --> 00:35:26,408 All clear. Good to go. 678 00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:33,050 Hey. 679 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,091 [dramatic music] 680 00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:40,022 Oh, my God. 681 00:35:40,025 --> 00:35:41,885 Oh, my God, no. 682 00:35:44,629 --> 00:35:50,399 Run. 683 00:35:50,402 --> 00:35:51,669 Hannah. 684 00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:52,670 Hannah! 685 00:35:52,671 --> 00:35:54,701 You... you said it was all clear. 686 00:35:54,706 --> 00:35:56,066 You said it was gonna be okay. 687 00:35:56,074 --> 00:35:58,409 Run! Marina is coming. 688 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:00,010 We need to get help. We need to get help. 689 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:02,980 911. What's your emergency? 690 00:36:02,981 --> 00:36:04,611 [gasping] 691 00:36:20,497 --> 00:36:22,930 You know, it's not part of the spell, 692 00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:26,002 but I think it could make things easier. 693 00:36:27,439 --> 00:36:30,339 You know, I always thought when... 694 00:36:30,342 --> 00:36:33,010 I partook in a nude magic ritual, 695 00:36:33,011 --> 00:36:37,751 that I'd be sort of in a mystical trance. 696 00:36:39,684 --> 00:36:41,184 [sighs] 697 00:36:41,186 --> 00:36:43,086 Tell that to the girl who lost her virginity 698 00:36:43,088 --> 00:36:45,688 with all her clothes on. 699 00:36:49,027 --> 00:36:50,527 Okay. 700 00:36:50,528 --> 00:36:53,528 ["Black Out Days" by Phantogram] 701 00:36:53,531 --> 00:37:01,531 ♪ ♪ 702 00:37:12,951 --> 00:37:16,220 ♪ Hide the sun ♪ 703 00:37:16,221 --> 00:37:18,521 ♪ ♪ 704 00:37:18,523 --> 00:37:22,826 ♪ I will leave your face out of my mind ♪ 705 00:37:22,827 --> 00:37:26,027 ♪ ♪ 706 00:37:26,031 --> 00:37:29,600 ♪ You should save your eyes ♪ 707 00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:32,169 ♪ ♪ 708 00:37:32,170 --> 00:37:37,570 ♪ A thousand voices howling in my head ♪ 709 00:37:37,575 --> 00:37:45,575 ♪ ♪ 710 00:37:53,324 --> 00:37:55,092 Okay. 711 00:37:55,093 --> 00:37:57,528 Okay. 712 00:37:57,529 --> 00:38:00,329 Ah... 713 00:38:00,331 --> 00:38:03,671 I've been institutionalized more than once. 714 00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,971 Maybe we shouldn't drink. 715 00:38:11,976 --> 00:38:15,376 Or we should drink more. 716 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:19,316 Yeah. 717 00:38:19,317 --> 00:38:20,977 William. 718 00:38:20,985 --> 00:38:22,445 Really? 719 00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:24,221 Ask me something harder 720 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:27,157 if you want us to get somewhere. 721 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:31,988 ♪ Away, ey, ah Away, ey, ah ♪ 722 00:38:31,996 --> 00:38:36,226 Ask me why I'm nice to you. 723 00:38:36,234 --> 00:38:39,974 I had noticed you're a tad brusque with everyone else. 724 00:38:41,372 --> 00:38:43,640 And why is that? 725 00:38:43,641 --> 00:38:44,741 ♪ ♪ 726 00:38:44,743 --> 00:38:46,280 Penny, you don't have to. 727 00:38:46,281 --> 00:38:48,407 Look, I'm not... scared to tell you this 728 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:51,913 because it's true. 729 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,476 Shit! 730 00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:57,086 Okay. 731 00:38:57,088 --> 00:38:59,218 Truth. 732 00:38:59,224 --> 00:39:01,291 I am scared to tell you this, 733 00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:03,332 because it's true. 734 00:39:06,464 --> 00:39:09,032 I'm falling in love with you. 735 00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:11,769 ♪ All the stars are shining bloody red ♪ 736 00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:13,637 I-I can't do this. 737 00:39:13,638 --> 00:39:15,138 I can't... I can't do this. 738 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,770 Kady, I'm not... I'm not gonna chase after you. 739 00:39:16,775 --> 00:39:18,635 You won't have to. 740 00:39:18,643 --> 00:39:21,879 What does that mean? 741 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,147 Look, I'm a liar! 742 00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:25,448 Okay? 743 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,780 Okay, I flirted with you that first day 744 00:39:26,785 --> 00:39:28,545 because you looked useful, and you were. 745 00:39:28,553 --> 00:39:32,022 We stole a lot of shit, so there it is. 746 00:39:32,023 --> 00:39:34,323 I've been using you this entire time. 747 00:39:34,325 --> 00:39:36,085 [tense music] 748 00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:37,461 It's all a lie. 749 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:42,932 ♪ Black out days ♪ 750 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:48,939 ♪ I don't recognize you anymore ♪ 751 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,970 [gasping] 752 00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:52,505 Penny. 753 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:54,610 Both: Five, 754 00:39:54,612 --> 00:39:56,512 four, 755 00:39:56,514 --> 00:39:58,649 three, 756 00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:01,318 two... 757 00:40:01,319 --> 00:40:04,349 [bell ringing] both: One. 758 00:40:05,423 --> 00:40:07,863 I need to sit. 759 00:40:14,465 --> 00:40:17,695 I really didn't see this coming. 760 00:40:17,702 --> 00:40:21,271 How could you? You're the best. 761 00:40:21,272 --> 00:40:23,972 You know what? 762 00:40:23,975 --> 00:40:26,535 I try so hard not to be. 763 00:40:26,544 --> 00:40:28,512 Why? 764 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:31,548 I'm already pretty damn unpopular. 765 00:40:31,549 --> 00:40:33,319 Can you imagine what they would think 766 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,148 if they knew how good I really am? 767 00:40:35,153 --> 00:40:37,353 [dramatic music] 768 00:40:37,355 --> 00:40:42,325 "Spinster magician dies alone, eaten by cats." 769 00:40:42,327 --> 00:40:46,227 ♪ ♪ 770 00:40:46,231 --> 00:40:49,700 I always hold back, Quentin. 771 00:40:49,701 --> 00:40:51,201 Every single day. I mean... 772 00:40:51,202 --> 00:40:55,906 I have no idea what I'm even capable of. 773 00:40:55,907 --> 00:40:59,576 And I'm just trying so hard to be anything close to normal. 774 00:40:59,577 --> 00:41:02,877 My friend Julia said that I... 775 00:41:02,881 --> 00:41:05,411 I couldn't run away hard enough. 776 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,549 She's right. 777 00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:15,926 I run and I... 778 00:41:15,927 --> 00:41:19,096 I find secret doors... 779 00:41:19,097 --> 00:41:22,227 Whether I'm alone or in a group, it doesn't matter. 780 00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,733 I... Like, I'm here. 781 00:41:23,735 --> 00:41:25,665 I'm in this amazing place. 782 00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:29,039 I have literal magic in my life and I'm still running. 783 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,080 I'm still this person that I fucking hate. 784 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:37,680 Sorry. 785 00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:39,622 I think I'm really drunk right now. 786 00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:42,077 It's okay, Quentin. I get it. 787 00:41:44,255 --> 00:41:46,185 Your ropes are gone. 788 00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:48,759 Yeah, so are yours. 789 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,528 [suspenseful music] 790 00:41:51,529 --> 00:41:54,559 [gasping] 791 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,608 Alice, I... 792 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,010 [gasps] 793 00:42:09,447 --> 00:42:10,507 [gasping] 794 00:42:20,558 --> 00:42:27,328 ♪ ♪ 795 00:42:27,332 --> 00:42:30,372 [birds cawing in distance] 796 00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:37,397 Professional Translation Services www.gts-translation.com