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[squeaking]

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[woman moaning]

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Woman: my neck.

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Yeah. Uhh...

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Trips, come on.

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Huh?

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Oh, god. I'm sorry.

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I slipped.

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God.

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Down, boy.

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Ohh.

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What am I
Supposed to think?

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Huh?

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It's our last night
Together
Huh?

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It's our last night
Together

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Before we head back

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To our respective
Colleges--

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Our respective colleges,
I might add,

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That are
A thousand miles apart.

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Wyatt trips, we date
All through high school

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Without having sex.
Wyatt trips, we date
All through high school

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Without having sex.

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We spend our first
Semester of college

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Away from each other--

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No sex.

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We have a great
Christmas vacation together.
No sex.

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We have a great
Christmas vacation together.

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Sexless.

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That was also
Sexless.
Sexless.

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That was also
Sexless.

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What made you think I was
Suddenly going to decide

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To cross that
Hallowed threshold
What made you think I was
Suddenly going to decide

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To cross that
Hallowed threshold

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In your mother's car?

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I know. I--aah.

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Sorry.
I know. I--aah.

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Sorry.

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I forgot.

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And when we do
Finally have sex...

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Oh.

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[chuckles]

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It's not going
To be in a volvo, ok?

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Why not?

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It's a safe car.
Why not?

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It's a safe car.

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I brought you here
To give you something.

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You did?
Oh, god.

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You're the best.

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[unzips pants]

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I love you.
I love you so much.
[unzips pants]

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I love you.
I love you so much.

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Hey, pig, pig.

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Remember I said I had one more
Christmas gift coming?

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Well...

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Look at that.
Ha ha!

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That's great.

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Open it.

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There's more?

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Oh, this is great.

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It gets better.
Put it on.

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Here.

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You're nuts.

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It's magnetic, see?

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Yes, it is.

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I have one, too.
Yes, it is.

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I have one, too.

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Mine's made out of steel.

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[sighs]

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So?

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Do you get the significance?
So?

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Do you get the significance?

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Do I?

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No.

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* for you are
The magnet *

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* and I am the steel *

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Oh.

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End of
Sophomore year--

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Spring dance
At the gym.

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You kept dancing
With bry johnson.
Spring dance
At the gym.

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You kept dancing
With bry johnson.

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Until you came up to me
And said...

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"I'd be remiss if
I didn't at least try.

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"If I could have
One dance with you,

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My life
Would be complete."

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Oh, my heart stopped.

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We danced to this song,

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And when I went home,
We danced to this song,

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And when I went home,

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I looked up
The word "Remiss."

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That's when I knew
I was in love.
I looked up
The word "Remiss."

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That's when I knew
I was in love.

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I love you,

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Kimberly jasney.

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[sighs]

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You are my life,

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My love,

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My whole world.

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Come here.

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* my secrets
To reveal *

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* for you are
The magnet *

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Trips.
[knock on door]

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Ow! Ow. Ow.
Trips.
[knock on door]

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Ow! Ow. Ow.

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Ooh. Ah.

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Hold on.
Ooh. Ah.

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Hold on.

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You're choking me.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Hello.

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Trips.

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[neon sign buzzes]

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[car honks horn
And speeds off]

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[car crashes]

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Trips: dear kimberly,

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Tomorrow marks month 6 of
Our 4-year sentence apart,

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And while
It's only college,

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I don't see how prison
Could be much worse.

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Except, of course, for
The gang raping and whatnot.

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I hope your parents
Have gotten over
Except, of course, for
The gang raping and whatnot.

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I hope your parents
Have gotten over

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The whole parking lot
Arrest thing at christmas.

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I'm sure, in time,
They'll come to realize
The whole parking lot
Arrest thing at christmas.

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I'm sure, in time,
They'll come to realize

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The officer might have been
A bit presumptuous

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In insisting we were
Engaged in s and m.

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Some people
Can be so damn rude.

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I can't tell you
How much I miss you.

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Suffice it to say
I think about you

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At least
3 times a day.
Suffice it to say
I think about you

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At least
3 times a day.

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And with valentine's day
Only 2 days away,

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I'm sure that will
Only increase.

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Nothing new
To report here.

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The pursuit of knowledge
Moves ever forward.

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Woman: and furthermore,

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I charge herman melville
With plagiarism,
Woman: and furthermore,

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I charge herman melville
With plagiarism,

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Citing his
Quote-unquote classic

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Moby dick

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As nothing more
Than a blatant ripoff

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Of steven spielberg's
Jaws.

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The end.

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[applause]

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Who has a comment
On turran's paper?

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Wyatt?

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It was fine.

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I think it was fine--
Sort of--
It was fine.

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I think it was fine--
Sort of--

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Although it lacked
A certain touch of reality.

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[chuckles]
I didn't...

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Yeah.

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For me. I...

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[moans]

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What is that, like
The third guy this week?
[moans]

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What is that, like
The third guy this week?

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Yep. That's just about
Every man on campus

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That's been in her room
With the exception of us.

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Raditch, how many times
Do I have to tell you?

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When you leave the room,
You turn off the tv.
Raditch, how many times
Do I have to tell you?

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When you leave the room,
You turn off the tv.

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Yo, look.

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More killer beez
Programming, guys.

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...Has all the markings
Of a killer beez attack.
More killer beez
Programming, guys.

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...Has all the markings
Of a killer beez attack.

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Man, this guy's on
More than m.A.S.H.

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Kailin delaney's
Mutilated corpse
Man, this guy's on
More than m.A.S.H.

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Kailin delaney's
Mutilated corpse

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Was found outside
Her parents' home...

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This is, like,
The ninth time this week.
Was found outside
Her parents' home...

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This is, like,
The ninth time this week.

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Kailin was murdered
As she returned

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From a night class

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At twin cities
Junior college.

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Her worried parents
Found her...
At twin cities
Junior college.

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Her worried parents
Found her...

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What are you
Doing?

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Shh! I'm listening for
The sounds of physical love.

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Hey.

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[woman moaning]

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Mmm. She's into it.

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You know, a girl
Goes away to school,
Mmm. She's into it.

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You know, a girl
Goes away to school,

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Triples her intake
In the first semester.

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Excellent choice
Of words, man.

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Kim's not like that.

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Sure, she isn't.

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[laughs]
Sure, she isn't.

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[laughs]

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What the hell
Are you insinuating?

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Face it, man.
Your chick's a whore.

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Raditch: we'll be
At the peeler bar
Face it, man.
Your chick's a whore.

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Raditch: we'll be
At the peeler bar

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If you change your mind.

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Hey, I'm going
To kick your ass

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If you don't
Take that back.
Hey, I'm going
To kick your ass

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If you don't
Take that back.

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All right, we won't be
At the peeler bar.

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What he said.
All right, we won't be
At the peeler bar.

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What he said.

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Peeler.

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Wheels: peeler!

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[couple making love]

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[telephone ringing]

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Woman:
Have you ever done it?

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[ring]

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Ohh!
[ring]

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Ohh!

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[telephone
Rings]

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What?

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[bed next door
Creaking]

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Hi, is kimberly
There?

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No, I kicked her
And the ricker out

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For a couple of hours.
No, I kicked her
And the ricker out

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For a couple of hours.

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Her and the ricker?

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Yeah. Can you blame me?

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He made so much
Friggin' noise last night--
Yeah. Can you blame me?

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He made so much
Friggin' noise last night--

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No consideration
For me whatsoever.

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I mean, I am right there
In the room with them.

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She didn't have the decency
To quiet him down.

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Put a sock in this mouth
Or something, you know?

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What the hell
Are you talking about?

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This is wyatt,
Kim's boyfriend.

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Why the hell didn't you
Identify yourself?

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You never gave me
A chance to.

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You picked up and launched
Into a phone sex spiel.

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Who the hell
Is the ricker?

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I'll--I'll tell kim
You called.
Who the hell
Is the ricker?

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I'll--I'll tell kim
You called.

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[dial tone]

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No!

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[couple moaning]

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Man: yes! Yes!

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Woman: ohh!
Man: yes! Yes!

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Woman: ohh!

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Ohh!

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On my back, ricker.

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[echoes]
On my back, ricker.

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All over my back.

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No!

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[echoes] no! No!

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Sorry.

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Guys! Guys!

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Hey, hey, hey!
Guys! Guys!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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She's cheating on me.

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She's cheating on me
With the ricker!

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Shh! Will you shut up?
She's cheating on me
With the ricker!

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Shh! Will you shut up?

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You're going to get us
Booted out of here.

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Ground zero is
Hot, hot, hot to present

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The pouty pledge
That makes the dean mean
Ground zero is
Hot, hot, hot to present

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The pouty pledge
That makes the dean mean

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And the school drool--

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Ivy von trapp!
And the school drool--

258
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,270
Ivy von trapp!

259
00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,040
* now I told you *

260
00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,440
* so you ought to know *

261
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:15,080
* ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh *

262
00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:15,090
* it takes some time *
* ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh *

263
00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:16,180
* it takes some time *

264
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,710
* for our feelings
To grow *

265
00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,460
I hate to say that
I told you so, trips,

266
00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,790
But I told you so.

267
00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:23,800
We had our whole lives
Planned out--
But I told you so.

268
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,690
We had our whole lives
Planned out--

269
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,860
2.4 kids,

270
00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,860
White picket fence,
Maybe even a house.

271
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,390
You know, I just saw her
At christmas.

272
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,340
Oh, awesome. They're
Playing our song.

273
00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:37,440
Trips, my friend,

274
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,710
There's only one remedy
For the broken heart--

275
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,810
The dunk and quaff.
First, you take the shot--

276
00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:44,080
This one being 120 proof
Grain alcohol.

277
00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,380
You dunk it
In your brew-ha-ha.

278
00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:47,390
Once the dunking
Takes place,
You dunk it
In your brew-ha-ha.

279
00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:49,710
Once the dunking
Takes place,

280
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,620
The quaffing.

281
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,120
Hey.

282
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:54,130
Uhh.
Hey.

283
00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:55,120
Uhh.

284
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,320
Uh...

285
00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,960
Take it easy.

286
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,820
Ahh.

287
00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,500
Hey, raditch,
Raditch, raditch.

288
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,960
That chick right there,

289
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:03,970
She's in our great
Nordic movement class.
That chick right there,

290
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,730
She's in our great
Nordic movement class.

291
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,900
No.

292
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,960
* can't be wrong *

293
00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,230
Yes.
[applause]

294
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,370
Yes, yes.

295
00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:12,380
Snake, snake.
It's the prof boffer.
Yes, yes.

296
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:15,370
Snake, snake.
It's the prof boffer.

297
00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,580
Snake: my god, it is.

298
00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,780
Wheels: when did she
Start dancing here?

299
00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:18,980
I got no idea, but
I'm going to find out.

300
00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,850
Hey, ivy!

301
00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:22,120
Over here.

302
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,060
Raditch:
Hello, doctor.

303
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:27,720
Snake: trips, it's the chick
From psych class.

304
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:27,730
Raditch: oh.
Snake: trips, it's the chick
From psych class.

305
00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:29,320
Raditch: oh.

306
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,450
Hurt me.

307
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,830
I can't believe
I was bounced

308
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:34,530
By a guy called
The ricker.

309
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,660
The ricker?
The ricker.

310
00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:36,670
Am I in
Silver spoons, or...
The ricker?
The ricker.

311
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,130
Am I in
Silver spoons, or...

312
00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,130
Raditch: over here.

313
00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:42,830
Show me that student loan.

314
00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,000
Come on.

315
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,010
Ohh...
Come on.

316
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,230
Ohh...

317
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,140
Magnet and steel...

318
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:47,150
My ass.
Magnet and steel...

319
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,340
My ass.

320
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,370
Your friend
Doesn't look so good.

321
00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,680
Trips: no?

322
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,380
Well, how the hell
Am I supposed to look?

323
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:54,390
My girlfriend's
Cheating on me
Well, how the hell
Am I supposed to look?

324
00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,680
My girlfriend's
Cheating on me

325
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,150
With a guy called
The ricker.

326
00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:01,020
Snake: hey, hey!
I got a buck.

327
00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,880
Raditch: ouch.

328
00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:04,990
Hey, ivy!

329
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:07,360
What are you doing
After the show, huh?

330
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,390
Studying
For my trig 2 test.

331
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,960
Yeah? Why don't you
Study me instead?

332
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:10,970
Hey!
Yeah? Why don't you
Study me instead?

333
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,330
Hey!

334
00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:14,100
All right, let go.
The fun's over.

335
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,200
Feels like it's just
Getting started to me.

336
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,070
Get your hands off her.

337
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:21,800
Ok? Show some respect.

338
00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,610
She might be
Some guy's girlfriend.

339
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:23,620
Well, well, well, gents.
She might be
Some guy's girlfriend.

340
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,440
Well, well, well, gents.

341
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,280
Looks like true love
Is blooming

342
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:27,290
Between trips
And the stripper.
Looks like true love
Is blooming

343
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,380
Between trips
And the stripper.

344
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,380
Shut up, snake.

345
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,850
Stay out of this.

346
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,450
What do you say, ivy?
Some play for 20 bucks?

347
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,850
Buys a lot of textbooks.

348
00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,320
You dirtbag.

349
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,650
Is this what
You wanted? Huh?

350
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:39,760
Does that feel good?
Huh? Let go!

351
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:39,770
Get your hands
Off of me!
Does that feel good?
Huh? Let go!

352
00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,960
Get your hands
Off of me!

353
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:46,530
Ow!

354
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,560
Raditch:
Let me go!

355
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:49,300
Wheels: all right.
Damn, damn.

356
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:49,310
All right.
We're leaving.
Wheels: all right.
Damn, damn.

357
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,470
All right.
We're leaving.

358
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,070
Raditch: are you ok?
Are you all right?

359
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:53,200
Snake: ohh.

360
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:56,840
Oh, my god. There are
Claw marks on his crotch.

361
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:56,850
Hey! Let go!
Oh, my god. There are
Claw marks on his crotch.

362
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,110
Hey! Let go!

363
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,180
And stay out!

364
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,980
We got a reputation
To protect around here.

365
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,810
This is a dive anyway.

366
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,920
Trips: kim's
A great diver.

367
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,590
She can do
A double backflip,

368
00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:10,760
And she can sing, too.

369
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,900
Like a bird,
She can sing.

370
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,060
Are you all right?

371
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:16,070
Or are you going to sit
Here and cry all night?
Are you all right?

372
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,390
Or are you going to sit
Here and cry all night?

373
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,830
No, I'm not all right.

374
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:19,840
She--we were going
To get married.
No, I'm not all right.

375
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,770
She--we were going
To get married.

376
00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,970
Oh. Oh.

377
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,570
Oh, my head.

378
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,220
Sorry about snake.

379
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,470
He's sort of an asshole.

380
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,890
Yeah, well, now
He's sort of crippled.

381
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320
Trips.

382
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,890
Ivy miller.

383
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,490
I thought the deejay said
Ivy von trapp.

384
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,690
Von trapp
Is my stage name.

385
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:47,960
I thought
I'd go for that...

386
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,160
Catholic schoolgirl
Slut thing.

387
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,070
Well, I'm sorry
I got you fired.

388
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,670
It's ok. You stood up
For me in there.

389
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:57,680
Thanks anyway, trips.
It's ok. You stood up
For me in there.

390
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,870
Thanks anyway, trips.

391
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,340
I got it.
I got it.

392
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,940
All right,
You got it.

393
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,250
I'm kind of too wired
To go to sleep.

394
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,880
I was thinking about
Getting some flapjacks.

395
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:08,890
You want to come
With me?
I was thinking about
Getting some flapjacks.

396
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,910
You want to come
With me?

397
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,060
Well...

398
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,920
I don't--nah.

399
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:14,930
You could sit here
And moan.
I don't--nah.

400
00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:16,350
You could sit here
And moan.

401
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,820
That would be fun.

402
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:17,830
Uh...
That would be fun.

403
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,890
Uh...

404
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,360
Ok.

405
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,720
Yeah, sure.

406
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,900
All right.
One condition--

407
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,870
Not a word about
That ex-girlfriend.

408
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:30,040
No crying
In your cocoa, ok?

409
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,070
I promise.

410
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:32,080
I swear.
I promise.

411
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,070
I swear.

412
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,500
[crying]

413
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:35,980
And...

414
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:38,780
She really knows
How to dress.

415
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:42,080
I mean, she is probably
The best dressed person

416
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:42,090
I've ever met.
I mean, she is probably
The best dressed person

417
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:42,940
I've ever met.

418
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,890
She has the most
Beautiful eyes.

419
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:46,990
[sighs]

420
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:50,090
Although someone else
Is gazing into them now.

421
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:50,100
If the scenario is half
As bad as you paint it,
Although someone else
Is gazing into them now.

422
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,020
If the scenario is half
As bad as you paint it,

423
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,630
The only thing
He's gazing into

424
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,300
Is the back of her head.

425
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,590
Thank you for that.

426
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,100
You know, boys like you
Make me sick.

427
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,110
You're pathetic.
You know, boys like you
Make me sick.

428
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,230
You're pathetic.

429
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,900
Your darling kimberly
Is fooling around

430
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:03,910
With some jock
On the flannel sheets
Your darling kimberly
Is fooling around

431
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,500
With some jock
On the flannel sheets

432
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,870
That her mom bought her
To go to college,

433
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:06,880
And all you can do
Is sit here and whimper.
That her mom bought her
To go to college,

434
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,740
And all you can do
Is sit here and whimper.

435
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,310
She broke my heart.

436
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,070
So break her ego.

437
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080
Crush her.

438
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:14,090
Huh?
Crush her.

439
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,340
Huh?

440
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,420
Break up with her.

441
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,720
Cut it off
Before she can.

442
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:19,730
Send her a "Dear
Kimberly" letter.
Cut it off
Before she can.

443
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,850
Send her a "Dear
Kimberly" letter.

444
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,520
But then we'd be
Broken up.

445
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:24,530
Earth to trips.
But then we'd be
Broken up.

446
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,050
Earth to trips.

447
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,760
Are you going out
With her now?

448
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:27,770
I thought she was
Humping the dicker.
Are you going out
With her now?

449
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,190
I thought she was
Humping the dicker.

450
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,030
It's the ricker.

451
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,600
Fine.

452
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,630
Think of the letter

453
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,910
As a first strike
Nuclear attack.

454
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:39,770
Ok?

455
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:39,780
And you're going
To finish it
Ok?

456
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,770
And you're going
To finish it

457
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,000
Before she does.

458
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,970
What--what do you mean,
Save face?

459
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,180
Yeah. If you don't
Have the girl,

460
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,950
Then at least
You have your pride.

461
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,010
Oh, man.

462
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,220
That's great.

463
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,490
To the computer cluster.

464
00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,690
[typing]

465
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,890
Man: ivy, you're going
To owe me for this.

466
00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:02,220
I could get
In a lot of trouble.

467
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,230
Trips:
Ok, how's this?

468
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,830
"Dear kim,

469
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:04,840
"I've fallen for another--
"Dear kim,

470
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,130
"I've fallen for another--

471
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,060
"One who warms me
When all else seems cold,

472
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,970
"Who touches me
On an emotional level

473
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:10,980
I never dreamed
Existed." huh?
"Who touches me
On an emotional level

474
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:13,030
I never dreamed
Existed." huh?

475
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,210
I'm sorry.

476
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,840
How long have you been
Working for hallmark?

477
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:15,850
If you're trying
To piss her off,
How long have you been
Working for hallmark?

478
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,470
If you're trying
To piss her off,

479
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,710
You're not tapping
The right keys.

480
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:19,720
What if I told her
She wasn't very nurturing?
You're not tapping
The right keys.

481
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,810
What if I told her
She wasn't very nurturing?

482
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:27,450
Try this.

483
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:27,460
Kim, you snotty
Little pig.
Try this.

484
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,120
Kim, you snotty
Little pig.

485
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,290
I was delighted to learn
Of your infidelity.

486
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,660
Your puritanical
Attitudes towards sex

487
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,460
Were just childish
And insecure.

488
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,590
Oh, insecure. Give me
Something about her weight.

489
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,630
She's one of those
5'8", 100-pound girls

490
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:41,640
That always insists
She's fat.
She's one of those
5'8", 100-pound girls

491
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,000
That always insists
She's fat.

492
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,200
[imitates]
"I'm fat."

493
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,500
Ok.

494
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:46,640
My stomach turned

495
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,710
The last time
We made out,

496
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,910
And your gut
Flapped against me.

497
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:49,920
Those cellulite-packed
Cactuses you call thighs
And your gut
Flapped against me.

498
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,840
Those cellulite-packed
Cactuses you call thighs

499
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:55,450
With the razor-sharp
Stubble called to mind

500
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,220
A fifth-rate
Porno actress

501
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,190
That I once jerked off
To during the tenure

502
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,860
Of our sorry marriage
Of convenience.

503
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,690
Now I can finally
Tell all my friends

504
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:06,700
How nauseating you are
To mate with.
Now I can finally
Tell all my friends

505
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,760
How nauseating you are
To mate with.

506
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,090
Rot in hell.

507
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,330
Trips.

508
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:11,340
This is great.
Trips.

509
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,690
This is great.

510
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,400
God, I would love to see
The look on her face

511
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:14,410
When she reads this baby.
God, I would love to see
The look on her face

512
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,160
When she reads this baby.

513
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,400
Ohh. Well, I'll print it up.
Let's fax it.

514
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:18,410
No fax.
Give me your wallet.
Ohh. Well, I'll print it up.
Let's fax it.

515
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,670
No fax.
Give me your wallet.

516
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:21,870
You're going to charge me
For this?

517
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,180
Just give me
Your wallet.

518
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,050
Man: how'd you know
That would be there?

519
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:28,980
Oh, baker.

520
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:28,990
Men live in hope
And die in despair.
Oh, baker.

521
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,680
Men live in hope
And die in despair.

522
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,680
You're a smoker,
Aren't you?

523
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:33,890
32 years.

524
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,290
All right, hock up
Something really nasty

525
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:36,890
And deposit it in there.

526
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:36,900
Remind me never to get
On your bad side.
And deposit it in there.

527
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:39,450
Remind me never to get
On your bad side.

528
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,630
That's a little
Too gross.

529
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:43,160
Visuals just
Make the point stronger.

530
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:43,170
Show and tell.
Visuals just
Make the point stronger.

531
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,090
Show and tell.

532
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,570
That's why we're not
Going to fax it.

533
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,100
All right. P.S.

534
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:47,110
[baker
Clearing throat]
All right. P.S.

535
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,360
[baker
Clearing throat]

536
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:51,070
Enclosed is a picture
Of my latest conquest

537
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:51,080
And the remnants
Of our recent tryst.
Enclosed is a picture
Of my latest conquest

538
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,400
And the remnants
Of our recent tryst.

539
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:54,410
Choke on it.

540
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:55,710
Picture?
What picture?

541
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,920
[baker spits]

542
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,350
Take off your shirt.

543
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,480
Do I have to?

544
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,990
If you're going to do
This thing, do it right.

545
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,720
Keep one thing
Straight--

546
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:10,730
This means nothing.
Keep one thing
Straight--

547
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,120
This means nothing.

548
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:15,030
What are you
Talking about?

549
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,800
Keep your eyes on mine

550
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,230
And do not--I mean,
Do not--look down.

551
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:19,240
[camera beeping]
And do not--I mean,
Do not--look down.

552
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,360
[camera beeping]

553
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,940
Hello! Hey.

554
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,080
Eyes on mine,
Or I scream rape.

555
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,570
Why are you doing this?

556
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:30,980
Because I hate girls
Like kim.

557
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,180
They take guys like you,
Rip their hearts out,

558
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,780
And girls like me
End up paying for it.

559
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:35,790
Let's not
Make this personal.
And girls like me
End up paying for it.

560
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,150
Let's not
Make this personal.

561
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,120
I'm not. Just shut up
And smile.

562
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,050
Where are we going?

563
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,660
The post office
Is back that way.

564
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:47,670
I think it's safe to say
This is the type of message
The post office
Is back that way.

565
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,930
I think it's safe to say
This is the type of message

566
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:53,460
That should be
Delivered a.S.A.P.

567
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:54,470
Voila.

568
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,730
Trips: you're a genius.

569
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,170
An overnight
Delivery service--

570
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:00,180
Delivery by 10 a.M.
The next day.
An overnight
Delivery service--

571
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,740
Delivery by 10 a.M.
The next day.

572
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:06,040
Is this a great country
Or what?

573
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,250
It has its moments.

574
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,620
What are you doing?

575
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,830
Didn't you learn
Anything?

576
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,520
Ivy: make her pay for it.

577
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,410
[people on
Roller coaster scream]

578
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:37,420
[telephone rings]
[people on
Roller coaster scream]

579
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,410
[telephone rings]

580
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,340
[ring]

581
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:45,820
Machine: hi, this is
Trips and raditch.

582
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,150
Leave a message.

583
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:47,160
[beep]
Leave a message.

584
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,180
[beep]

585
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,720
Kim: trips, are you there?
It's kim again.

586
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:50,730
I got back 5 minutes
After you called.
Kim: trips, are you there?
It's kim again.

587
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,820
I got back 5 minutes
After you called.

588
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,460
I was out
Walking the ricker.

589
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:54,470
Is that what
They call it these days?
I was out
Walking the ricker.

590
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:56,060
Is that what
They call it these days?

591
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,560
Cindy went to visit
Her boyfriend

592
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,860
For valentine's day,

593
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,470
So I get stuck dog-sitting
Her dumb chihuahua.

594
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,240
Everyone's been bitching
At me for the past 2 nights.

595
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,670
I can't wait
Until she gets back.

596
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:05,680
Dog-sitting?
I can't wait
Until she gets back.

597
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,970
Dog-sitting?

598
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,300
Rick is a dog?

599
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,480
When you get in, will you
Call me back, please?

600
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,010
I miss you,
And I'm starting to worry.

601
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,020
Sweet christ,
What have I done?
I miss you,
And I'm starting to worry.

602
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:16,340
Sweet christ,
What have I done?

603
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,320
Ricker's a dog!

604
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,680
He's a dog!

605
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,520
The ricker's a dog!

606
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:23,530
The ricker's a dog!
The ricker's a dog!

607
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,850
The ricker's a dog!

608
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,860
The ricker's a dog!

609
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:27,870
Aah!
The ricker's a dog!

610
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,460
Aah!

611
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,660
The ricker is a dog!

612
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,860
The ricker's a dog!

613
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,800
Ivy!

614
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:36,810
I'm coming.
Ivy!

615
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,400
I'm coming.

616
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:42,670
What, what, what,
What, what, what?

617
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,280
The ricker's a dog.

618
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,680
You've just now
Figured this out?

619
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:47,690
No!
You've just now
Figured this out?

620
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:48,840
No!

621
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,850
He's a dog!
He's a real dog!

622
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:50,860
Lassie, rin tin tin,
C.H.O.M.P.S.
He's a dog!
He's a real dog!

623
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,510
Lassie, rin tin tin,
C.H.O.M.P.S.

624
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,790
[barks]

625
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:59,430
That! The whole 9 yards.
He's a dog.

626
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,320
Yikes.

627
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,830
I've just
Blown my future,

628
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,500
And you offer me "Yikes"?

629
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,700
You're the one
That wrote the letter

630
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,870
To miss perfect.

631
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,070
I was just there
For encouragement.

632
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:10,080
It's your problem.
I was just there
For encouragement.

633
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,270
It's your problem.

634
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,270
No.

635
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,840
It's just your picture--

636
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,710
Naked--

637
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,810
And she's just learning

638
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,040
How to post things
On the internet.

639
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,920
Global express.

640
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,550
"First pickup: 7:00."

641
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:27,560
It's 5 after.
"First pickup: 7:00."

642
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,650
It's 5 after.

643
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:29,950
[horn honks]

644
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,220
Stop! Stop!

645
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,860
Stop! Stop!

646
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:38,870
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!

647
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,460
Stop! Stop!

648
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,540
Wait! Wait!

649
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,480
You know, as bad
As any situation gets,

650
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:57,490
There's always time
To get dressed.
You know, as bad
As any situation gets,

651
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,110
There's always time
To get dressed.

652
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,950
Hmm. I'll try
To remember that.

653
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:00,960
I'll take the next person
In line, please.
Hmm. I'll try
To remember that.

654
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,550
I'll take the next person
In line, please.

655
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,890
I sent a package
Overnight to memphis.

656
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:05,900
Then it'll be there
At 10 a.M. Tomorrow.
I sent a package
Overnight to memphis.

657
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,060
Then it'll be there
At 10 a.M. Tomorrow.

658
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,420
I need to stop it.

659
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:11,060
All right, then
I just need to see

660
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:11,070
The shipping number
On your receipt.
All right, then
I just need to see

661
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,060
The shipping number
On your receipt.

662
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,800
Wow. If it isn't
Siskel and ebert

663
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:15,810
Of american lit 101.
Wow. If it isn't
Siskel and ebert

664
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,600
Of american lit 101.

665
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,000
Hey, man.

666
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,070
Hey.

667
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:20,080
You work here.
Hey.

668
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,100
You work here.

669
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,480
Yeah. Part-time.

670
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,750
Do you have a criticism
For that, too?

671
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,420
Ha. No.

672
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,690
Um, but I do want
To stop a package.

673
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:34,260
Shipping number?

674
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,920
I don't have my receipt.

675
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:36,930
2 thumbs down.
Really unoriginal.
I don't have my receipt.

676
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,590
2 thumbs down.
Really unoriginal.

677
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,620
Next, please!

678
00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,800
Look, I'm sorry about
What I did in class

679
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,900
Or what I said.

680
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,500
I was just in
A bad mood that day.

681
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,470
Yeah, well, I've been
In a bad mood ever since.

682
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:51,740
Look, jerky, I bear some degree
Of responsibility here.

683
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,070
Some degree?

684
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:53,080
And this guy isn't
Gonna leave me alone
Some degree?

685
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,970
And this guy isn't
Gonna leave me alone

686
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,770
Until this whole thing
Gets resolved.

687
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:59,210
So if it's a matter of money,
I'm sure my friend here

688
00:21:59,210 --> 00:21:59,220
Will be happy to make it
Worth your while.
So if it's a matter of money,
I'm sure my friend here

689
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,410
Will be happy to make it
Worth your while.

690
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,080
How much?

691
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,090
20 bucks.
How much?

692
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,980
20 bucks.

693
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:07,820
Next in line,
Please.

694
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:07,830
Wait. 40.
Next in line,
Please.

695
00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:08,850
Wait. 40.

696
00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:09,950
Give me a break.

697
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,060
60.

698
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,190
I'll take the next
Person, please.

699
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:12,200
A hundred bucks.
I'll take the next
Person, please.

700
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,190
A hundred bucks.

701
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:15,190
Deal.
Name of recipient?

702
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,700
Kim jasney.

703
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,400
To memphis.
I've got it right here.

704
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,830
Great. Cancel
That sucker.

705
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,280
Not so fast. What about
The matter of my $100?

706
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,180
Don't look at me.
I paid for the cab here.

707
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:37,180
I don't have it
With me,

708
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,180
But I--I'll bring it
To class tomorrow.

709
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,990
I--have that
Out tomorrow...

710
00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,590
Given that you don't
Have your receipt

711
00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:44,600
Or anything to grease
The wheels of industry,
Given that you don't
Have your receipt

712
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,290
Or anything to grease
The wheels of industry,

713
00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:48,560
The only information

714
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,630
With which to cancel
Your package sits here,

715
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,130
In our computer.

716
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,330
See that?

717
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:56,770
[gasps]
It's gone.

718
00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,340
How's that for a touch
Of reality, buddy?

719
00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,310
Now, you're all set.

720
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:10,780
First stop
Is the airport.

721
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,450
My first solo run.

722
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:15,220
I'm girlishly flushed
With excitement.

723
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,420
Yes, well,
We've all felt that.

724
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,490
Ivy: where are you going?

725
00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:21,500
Around back.
Ivy: where are you going?

726
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,490
Around back.

727
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,200
Maybe one of the drivers
Can help me out.

728
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,570
You're not wearing pants.

729
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,670
We're talking about guys
Who make 10 bucks an hour.

730
00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:28,670
I seriously doubt

731
00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:30,000
They're as strict
As that chick inside.

732
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,010
Hal, take it easy.
It's a simple job.
They're as strict
As that chick inside.

733
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:32,930
Hal, take it easy.
It's a simple job.

734
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:37,010
You pick up the packages,
You drop off the packages.

735
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:38,510
Sometimes they're home,

736
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:38,520
Sometimes they're not.
Sometimes they're home,

737
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,910
Sometimes they're not.

738
00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,940
Sometimes it rains.

739
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:45,750
Godspeed, captain.

740
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:45,760
The airport awaits.
Godspeed, captain.

741
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,280
The airport awaits.

742
00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:55,960
Excuse me, sir. Are these
Packages bound for memphis?

743
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:55,970
Well, yeah. Well, that's,
Uh, privileged information.
Excuse me, sir. Are these
Packages bound for memphis?

744
00:23:55,970 --> 00:24:00,160
Well, yeah. Well, that's,
Uh, privileged information.

745
00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:01,400
We don't allow civilians
Back here.

746
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:01,410
I was wondering if I
Could ask you a favor.
We don't allow civilians
Back here.

747
00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:03,460
I was wondering if I
Could ask you a favor.

748
00:24:03,470 --> 00:24:05,610
I sent a package overnight
To memphis this morning--

749
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,710
Well, rest assured, it will
Get to its destination.

750
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:09,980
"Anyone, anywhere--
With time to spare."

751
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,940
Well,
I'd like it not to.

752
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:11,950
In fact,
I was kind of hoping
Well,
I'd like it not to.

753
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,310
In fact,
I was kind of hoping

754
00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,980
You'd let me
Have it back.

755
00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:18,480
Oh, I get it.
This is a test.

756
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,720
You're a spy for the company.
Quality control.

757
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,620
Well, sir, I'm sorry.
I can't give you that package.

758
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,520
We have rules,
And I follow them.

759
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,660
No, look, wait.
I'm not testing you.

760
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:27,670
All right? I'm...
I'm begging you.
No, look, wait.
I'm not testing you.

761
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,830
All right? I'm...
I'm begging you.

762
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:33,660
If you want that package...

763
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,400
Go through
The proper channels.

764
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,270
Short of that, we have
Nothing to discuss.

765
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,040
Moving out.

766
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,240
Sir! Wait!

767
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,070
Sir! Please, sir!

768
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,420
Please!

769
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,780
Gah! Ohh.

770
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,620
Man on phone:
Very sorry.

771
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:54,630
First class is all
That is available.
Man on phone:
Very sorry.

772
00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,150
First class is all
That is available.

773
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,920
Well, if first class
Is all you have.

774
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:57,930
This is great. You're
Saving a marriage-to-be.
Well, if first class
Is all you have.

775
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,090
This is great. You're
Saving a marriage-to-be.

776
00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:01,890
I'm gonna name
My firstborn after you.

777
00:25:01,890 --> 00:25:02,960
What's your name?

778
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,260
My name is jugdish, sir.

779
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:06,630
Jugdish?

780
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:06,640
Yes.
Jugdish?

781
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,600
Yes.

782
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,330
Well, jugdish trips
It is, then.

783
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,800
Oh, you make me
Very happy.

784
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:11,810
A special thing. You
Must love her very much.
Oh, you make me
Very happy.

785
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,500
A special thing. You
Must love her very much.

786
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:17,840
Yeah. No, she really
Is one special girl.

787
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:17,850
I see.
Yeah. No, she really
Is one special girl.

788
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,740
I see.

789
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:22,240
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Ok.
All right. Bye.

790
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,880
I'm on the 9:15 to memphis.

791
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,480
I have 10 minutes to catch
A cab to the airport.

792
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:28,720
You really love her,
Don't you?

793
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:28,730
You're just beginning
To catch on to that?
You really love her,
Don't you?

794
00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:32,420
You're just beginning
To catch on to that?

795
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,260
[laughing]
What are these?

796
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,030
It's a long story.
Look, I--I gotta go.

797
00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:42,130
I'll drive you.

798
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,560
You will?

799
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:46,840
Yeah. I do have
A heart occasionally.

800
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,110
You have a car?

801
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:49,510
No. I have a ricksha.

802
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,740
Well, yeah, ok,
You have a car.

803
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:51,750
Uh...
Well, yeah, ok,
You have a car.

804
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,770
Uh...

805
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:57,250
Go.

806
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,620
[car stalling]

807
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:03,920
I'm so glad
I didn't take a cab.

808
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:03,930
Watch it.
I'm so glad
I didn't take a cab.

809
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,850
Watch it.

810
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:08,260
[engine starts]

811
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:08,270
[backfire]
[engine starts]

812
00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:09,320
[backfire]

813
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:11,200
Whoo.

814
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,470
[backfire]

815
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,650
Trips: oh, man, I don't know
If I'm going to make it.

816
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:34,660
Ivy: better run for it.
Trips: oh, man, I don't know
If I'm going to make it.

817
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,280
Ivy: better run for it.

818
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:39,330
I'll let you know what happened
As soon as I get back, ok?

819
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:40,660
That's ok.
Just don't expect me

820
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:40,670
To come to the wedding
And catch the bouquet.
That's ok.
Just don't expect me

821
00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:42,590
To come to the wedding
And catch the bouquet.

822
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,160
Thanks, ivy. You're ok.

823
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:45,170
Ok!
Thanks, ivy. You're ok.

824
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,290
Ok!

825
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,810
Ok.

826
00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:54,710
Woman on intercom:
Ladies and gentlemen,

827
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,740
In preparation
For takeoff,

828
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:56,750
Please make sure that all
Seat backs and tray tables
In preparation
For takeoff,

829
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,740
Please make sure that all
Seat backs and tray tables

830
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,380
Are in their upright
And locked position.

831
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:02,390
[busy signal]
Are in their upright
And locked position.

832
00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:03,980
[busy signal]

833
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:04,910
All carry-on luggage

834
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,420
Should be stored
In the overhead bins

835
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:07,430
Or beneath the seat
In front of you.
Should be stored
In the overhead bins

836
00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:09,420
Or beneath the seat
In front of you.

837
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,420
I think those buttons
Were designed

838
00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:14,560
To be pressed
With your fingertips.

839
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,020
Yeah, I know. Uh...

840
00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:19,770
I'm just a little tense.

841
00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:22,940
Well, I'm willing to listen
If you're willing to tell.

842
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,140
What's on your mind?

843
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:26,570
Trips. Wyatt trips.

844
00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:26,580
Pleased to meet you,
Wyatt trips.
Trips. Wyatt trips.

845
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,570
Pleased to meet you,
Wyatt trips.

846
00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:31,340
I'm beezly, j.D. Beezly.

847
00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:34,170
So what's the problem?

848
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,850
Well, I...

849
00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:38,280
I was just going
To visit my girlfriend

850
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:38,290
At the university of memphis,
So I thought I'd give her a call
I was just going
To visit my girlfriend

851
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,050
At the university of memphis,
So I thought I'd give her a call

852
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:43,580
And see if she'd pick me up
At the airport.

853
00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,290
What's the little
Lady's name, son?

854
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:46,300
Why haven't we
Started taxiing yet?
What's the little
Lady's name, son?

855
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:49,220
Why haven't we
Started taxiing yet?

856
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,460
Ah, women.

857
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:50,470
[sirens]
Ah, women.

858
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:51,590
[sirens]

859
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,470
So delicate
To the touch,

860
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,300
Yet so troubling
To the heart.

861
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:55,310
Oh, I agree.
Yet so troubling
To the heart.

862
00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:56,360
Oh, I agree.

863
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,840
Now, arlene--

864
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,870
That was my last
Girlfriend's name.

865
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:00,880
She could never let up
On the microwave door.
That was my last
Girlfriend's name.

866
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,740
She could never let up
On the microwave door.

867
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:06,440
Her big beef was that
I always opened the door

868
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:07,850
Before the buzzer
Went off.

869
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:09,420
And she used to tell me
That one day,

870
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:11,180
I was gonna get hit
Right in the eye

871
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:11,190
With a stray microwave.
I was gonna get hit
Right in the eye

872
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,380
With a stray microwave.

873
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:15,150
So one day,
I open the door,

874
00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:16,650
Early,
Like I usually do.

875
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,760
She reaches over,

876
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,060
And she slams
The door shut.

877
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,660
Just like that.

878
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:21,670
Caught me totally
By surprise.
Just like that.

879
00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:24,630
Caught me totally
By surprise.

880
00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:27,060
So you know what I did?

881
00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,410
What?

882
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:35,410
I cut her head off,
And I nuked it.

883
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:39,970
Excuse me?

884
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,980
Policeman: beezly,
We know you're in there.

885
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:41,990
We've got the plane
Surrounded.
Policeman: beezly,
We know you're in there.

886
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:43,580
We've got the plane
Surrounded.

887
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,410
Come out with your hands
In the air.

888
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:48,320
Now, why can't they use
A man's first name,

889
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,330
Like gentlemen?
Now, why can't they use
A man's first name,

890
00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,820
Like gentlemen?

891
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,600
I mean, is it so hard
To say john dwayne?

892
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,900
John dwayne beezly?
Killer beez?!

893
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,440
Oh, now,
That I like even less.

894
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,800
Let's you and me take
A little trip, trips.

895
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:08,640
Uh, you're taking me hostage?
I have to see my--

896
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:08,650
Now, come on.
Uh, you're taking me hostage?
I have to see my--

897
00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:10,510
Now, come on.

898
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,050
Move! Move! Move! Move!
Move! Move!

899
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:20,310
Policeman: hold your cover!
Hold your cover!

900
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,920
Beezly: anyone makes a move,
I slice him ear to ear!

901
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:23,930
I have a bead
On him, sir.
Beezly: anyone makes a move,
I slice him ear to ear!

902
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,120
I have a bead
On him, sir.

903
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,290
Do not fire until
The hostage is clear.

904
00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:28,660
It's only an undergrad,
Sir.

905
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:29,920
Nevertheless.

906
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:32,670
Beezly: truth is,
I'm gonna cut you anyway.

907
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,470
Between you and me,
I don't like you very much.

908
00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:35,540
Why?

909
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,770
You were a little
Condescending

910
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,140
On the plane back there.

911
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:39,540
Would an apology cover it?

912
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:41,740
Nope. It'd go a long way

913
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:41,750
Toward winning back
My friendship, though.
Nope. It'd go a long way

914
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,770
Toward winning back
My friendship, though.

915
00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,080
Bingo. Come on, wyatt.
I'm out of here.

916
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,810
Glad we could have
This time together.

917
00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:48,820
It's too bad
I have to kill you.
Glad we could have
This time together.

918
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,480
It's too bad
I have to kill you.

919
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,710
No!

920
00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:55,450
[tires screeching]

921
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:58,750
Aah! Aah!

922
00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:04,000
Aah!

923
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:16,770
Aah!

924
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,650
Aah!

925
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,890
[horns honking]

926
00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:26,880
Shit!

927
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:28,260
Trips?

928
00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:30,700
Uhh!

929
00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:33,290
Ivy!

930
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,790
Man: learn to drive,
Idiot!

931
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,600
Lay wheels. I'm being
Chased by killer beez!

932
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,400
Trips, it's way too cold
For killer bees.

933
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,270
They need warm
Climates to survive.

934
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,500
Move!

935
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:44,510
[horn honking]
Move!

936
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,840
[horn honking]

937
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,940
Don't even.

938
00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:58,050
Please?

939
00:30:58,050 --> 00:30:58,060
You know, why don't you
Just go to the airport
Please?

940
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:00,480
You know, why don't you
Just go to the airport

941
00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:02,020
And explain to them
What happened?

942
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:02,030
I'm sure they'd
Rather give you
And explain to them
What happened?

943
00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,280
I'm sure they'd
Rather give you

944
00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:05,290
Some first-class tickets
Just to apologize.

945
00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:05,300
Yeah, after the fbi
Questions me for 9 hours
Some first-class tickets
Just to apologize.

946
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,760
Yeah, after the fbi
Questions me for 9 hours

947
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,090
And kimberly
Gets the letter.

948
00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:11,230
I sympathize with you,
Trips. I do.

949
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,590
Do you have any of
Those snow puff things?

950
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,770
The pink ones?

951
00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:16,170
But I got to go back
To school.

952
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:18,400
I've got a paper due in
My civil rudeness class.

953
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:18,410
I also have that small matter
Of a job to attend to,
I've got a paper due in
My civil rudeness class.

954
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,700
I also have that small matter
Of a job to attend to,

955
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:21,970
No thanks to you.

956
00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:21,980
What difference is
One day gonna make?
No thanks to you.

957
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,240
What difference is
One day gonna make?

958
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,010
Exactly. So why don't you just
Get to memphis one day late?

959
00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,780
Wait. Look.

960
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:30,790
I'm on my hands
And knees begging.
Wait. Look.

961
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:33,710
I'm on my hands
And knees begging.

962
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,220
Help me, please.

963
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:35,230
Trips, not if there was a sign
From god himself--
Help me, please.

964
00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:38,820
Trips, not if there was a sign
From god himself--

965
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:42,290
A burning bush or frogs
Raining from the sky

966
00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:44,160
Or locusts descending
On us right now--

967
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,230
Would I chauffeur you
To des moines, iowa.

968
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,560
How's that for a sign?

969
00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:51,540
It's not exactly jesus
Walking on water.

970
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,710
I give it a 6.

971
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,010
That's a 9.

972
00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:58,380
Trips:
Oh, my god, it's him.

973
00:31:58,380 --> 00:31:59,380
Nut!

974
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:01,880
Ok, 8.5.

975
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:01,890
Oh, you pea-brained,
Peckerwood road hog!
Ok, 8.5.

976
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:06,650
Oh, you pea-brained,
Peckerwood road hog!

977
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:08,580
I'm gonna talk to him.

978
00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:10,090
No, no, no, no.

979
00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:11,060
I got a plan.

980
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:13,130
I hope it's better
Than your last one.

981
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:16,000
Have a snow puff,
Smart guy.

982
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:22,200
Hubert h. Humphrey!
This is unacceptable!

983
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:22,210
Can you believe
The damage here? Ohh.
Hubert h. Humphrey!
This is unacceptable!

984
00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:25,200
Can you believe
The damage here? Ohh.

985
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,900
It looks like just
A little scratch to me.

986
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,680
Oh, well, maybe to you,

987
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,410
But you're not
On the front lines

988
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:31,420
Of global express.
But you're not
On the front lines

989
00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:32,610
Of global express.

990
00:32:32,610 --> 00:32:33,910
If it was up to me,

991
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,940
I'd take this baby in
Right now for a repaint.

992
00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,550
Thanks to that lunatic
Beezly,

993
00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:38,720
The airport's closed,

994
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,550
And we got to move
Everything by land.

995
00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:40,560
Can you believe this?
And we got to move
Everything by land.

996
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,220
Can you believe this?

997
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,190
Actually,
Now that you mention it...

998
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,100
This is a catastrophe.

999
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:54,400
Oh, jeez!
What am I gonna do?

1000
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,500
Oh!

1001
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:55,510
Nail polish.
Oh!

1002
00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:57,160
Nail polish.

1003
00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:58,570
Nail polish. What?

1004
00:32:58,570 --> 00:32:58,580
Yeah.
They sell it inside.
Nail polish. What?

1005
00:32:58,580 --> 00:33:00,770
Yeah.
They sell it inside.

1006
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:04,840
Looks like, um,
Midnight rendezvous.

1007
00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:10,210
Oh! Great idea! Yeah!

1008
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,320
Yeah! Thank you!

1009
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,520
All right, remember,
Glossy, not matte.

1010
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,990
Ok. Ha ha. Ok.

1011
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,860
Psst! Come on!

1012
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,730
Trips: what the hell
Was that all about?

1013
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:24,740
Shh! Can't you see
I'm trying to work here?
Trips: what the hell
Was that all about?

1014
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:27,530
Shh! Can't you see
I'm trying to work here?

1015
00:33:27,530 --> 00:33:28,830
Oh, my god,
What are you--

1016
00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:30,730
Breaking in
With a bobby pin?

1017
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:32,470
Way to go.

1018
00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:32,480
Get the love letter,
Romeo.
Way to go.

1019
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,630
Get the love letter,
Romeo.

1020
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,380
You're a menace
To society.

1021
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:38,150
I'll keep a lookout.

1022
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,620
Hey, miss,
Let's move it.

1023
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:49,360
We've got cars
On the launch pad here!

1024
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:53,920
Ok, all right.

1025
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,370
That'll be 9.25.

1026
00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:02,430
Thanks.

1027
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:08,170
Oh, my god, oh, my god.

1028
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:09,640
Why do I always
Get the fuzzy end

1029
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,870
Of the lollipop stick?

1030
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,080
Ivy: oh, no.

1031
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,810
[door slides open]

1032
00:34:17,450 --> 00:34:19,990
[groans]

1033
00:34:21,990 --> 00:34:26,530
They have every darn color
Except midnight rendezvous.

1034
00:34:26,530 --> 00:34:28,190
What's the world coming to?

1035
00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:28,200
A man can't even find
A simple shade of nail polish.
What's the world coming to?

1036
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,490
A man can't even find
A simple shade of nail polish.

1037
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,530
Ooh! Ooh ooh!

1038
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:33,540
Dang it! Ooh ooh!
Ooh! Ooh ooh!

1039
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:36,060
Dang it! Ooh ooh!

1040
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:37,400
Ooh!

1041
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:37,410
Ohh!
Ooh!

1042
00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,800
Ohh!

1043
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,410
Eee!

1044
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:55,220
[singing
An italian opera]

1045
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:55,230
* have you had
Yours today? *
[singing
An italian opera]

1046
00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:57,220
* have you had
Yours today? *

1047
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,690
* I had mine yesterday *

1048
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:01,920
Ivy: what do I do?
What do I do?

1049
00:35:01,930 --> 00:35:03,830
Think, ivy, think.

1050
00:35:03,830 --> 00:35:05,700
* have you had
Yours today? *

1051
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,000
* I had mine yesterday *

1052
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,010
[singing
An italian opera]
* I had mine yesterday *

1053
00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:10,800
[singing
An italian opera]

1054
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,780
Ok.

1055
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:19,110
Hey!
[honks horn]

1056
00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:19,120
Stop!
Hey!
[honks horn]

1057
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,570
Stop!

1058
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:23,150
[singing]

1059
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,220
Trips, you better
Appreciate this.

1060
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,920
[singing]

1061
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,590
[singing high note]

1062
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,360
Ha ha ha ha!

1063
00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:38,860
Hey!

1064
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:38,870
Hi, cutie. I'm back.
Hey!

1065
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,730
Hi, cutie. I'm back.

1066
00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:43,200
Hey, you! Pull over!

1067
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,400
I love a man in uniform.

1068
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,770
All yours!

1069
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:51,470
No, thanks.
I--I got to drive.

1070
00:35:52,810 --> 00:35:54,610
Holy jeez!

1071
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,780
Oh.

1072
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,340
Whoo!

1073
00:35:57,350 --> 00:36:00,090
Whoo!

1074
00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,230
Whoo!

1075
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,760
Whoa! Uhh!

1076
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:10,770
What the--
Whoa! Uhh!

1077
00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,530
What the--

1078
00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,260
You! Wh--

1079
00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:15,700
Whoa!

1080
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:15,710
Wait, no!
Whoa!

1081
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,030
Wait, no!

1082
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,900
[one way or another
By blondie playing]

1083
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:18,910
Aah! Aah!
[one way or another
By blondie playing]

1084
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,940
Aah! Aah!

1085
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,840
Uhh! Uhh uhh!

1086
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,970
Whoa!

1087
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:28,380
Trips: no, stop!

1088
00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:28,390
[horn honks]
Trips: no, stop!

1089
00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:29,380
[horn honks]

1090
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,380
Aah!

1091
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:31,610
Ivy, help!

1092
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,120
Out of my way!

1093
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,820
Trips:
Excuse me, sir.

1094
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:35,830
Blondie:
* I'm gonna find ya *
Trips:
Excuse me, sir.

1095
00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,280
Blondie:
* I'm gonna find ya *

1096
00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,320
* I'm gonna get ya, get ya,
Get ya, get ya *

1097
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:39,330
* one way or another *
* I'm gonna get ya, get ya,
Get ya, get ya *

1098
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,320
* one way or another *

1099
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,560
Stop! Please!

1100
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:43,570
* I'm gonna get ya, get ya,
Get ya, get ya *
Stop! Please!

1101
00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:45,830
* I'm gonna get ya, get ya,
Get ya, get ya *

1102
00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,830
* one day,
Maybe next week *

1103
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,560
* I'm gonna meet ya *

1104
00:36:49,570 --> 00:36:51,800
Ok, ok.

1105
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:51,810
* I will *
Ok, ok.

1106
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,830
* I will *

1107
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,940
Trips, jump!

1108
00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:56,950
Are you crazy?!
No way!
Trips, jump!

1109
00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:58,910
Are you crazy?!
No way!

1110
00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:00,470
Trust me! Ok?

1111
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,650
Don't you dare!

1112
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,420
No!

1113
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,650
Don't be a wuss!

1114
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:06,460
All right!

1115
00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,890
* one way or another *

1116
00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:11,900
* I'm gonna find ya *
* one way or another *

1117
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,250
* I'm gonna find ya *

1118
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:16,000
* I'm gonna get ya, get ya,
Get ya, get ya *

1119
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,830
I got it!
Ivy, I got it!

1120
00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:18,840
You what?!
I got it!
Ivy, I got it!

1121
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,590
You what?!

1122
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,930
I got it!

1123
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:21,940
Oh, no, you don't!
Ha ha ha!
I got it!

1124
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:25,070
Oh, no, you don't!
Ha ha ha!

1125
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:26,970
[tires screeching]

1126
00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:31,270
Aah!

1127
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,550
Ow!

1128
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:42,120
Stop! Oh!
Oh, no!

1129
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,050
Not on my watch!

1130
00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:48,360
Ohh!

1131
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,060
Whoa!

1132
00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,590
Ivy: trips!

1133
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,600
Ow!

1134
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,370
Come on!

1135
00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:58,300
Aah!

1136
00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:58,310
* one way or another *
Aah!

1137
00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:00,730
* one way or another *

1138
00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:02,270
* I'm gonna lose ya *

1139
00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:02,280
* I'm gonna give you
The slip *
* I'm gonna lose ya *

1140
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,270
* I'm gonna give you
The slip *

1141
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,980
* a slip of the lip--
Or another *

1142
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:07,050
Oh, god!

1143
00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:08,410
* I'm gonna lose ya *

1144
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:08,420
* I'm gonna trick ya,
I'll trick ya *
* I'm gonna lose ya *

1145
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,380
* I'm gonna trick ya,
I'll trick ya *

1146
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,880
* one way or another *

1147
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,380
* I'm gonna lose ya *

1148
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:16,620
* I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya,
Trick ya, trick ya *

1149
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:16,630
* one way *
* I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya,
Trick ya, trick ya *

1150
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:17,620
* one way *

1151
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,890
Trips: stop!

1152
00:38:18,890 --> 00:38:22,190
* I'm gonna lose ya,
I'm gonna give you the slip *

1153
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,000
No way!

1154
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:36,780
Yes! Yes!

1155
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,380
Whoo!

1156
00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:42,040
Ahh.

1157
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,460
Aah.

1158
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,060
Trips!

1159
00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:58,660
Trips, are you ok?

1160
00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:58,670
Are you ok?
Trips, are you ok?

1161
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,760
Are you ok?

1162
00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:03,600
Is...

1163
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:03,610
Is this heaven?
Is...

1164
00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:05,530
Is this heaven?

1165
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:13,340
You!

1166
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:17,610
You. You!

1167
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,450
You did this to me!

1168
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:19,460
[scoffs] I was
Helping you out.
You did this to me!

1169
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:22,180
[scoffs] I was
Helping you out.

1170
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:23,720
Helping me out?
Look, lady,

1171
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:23,730
If my wheelchair was
Getting kicked off the side
Helping me out?
Look, lady,

1172
00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:26,490
If my wheelchair was
Getting kicked off the side

1173
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,990
Of the achille lauro,

1174
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:30,260
And you were my only
Chance at rescue,

1175
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:32,630
I'd--it'd--
Get sea foam!

1176
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:34,830
I'd opt for sea foam!

1177
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,300
In my lungs!

1178
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,930
I can do this on my own!

1179
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,340
Because I'm a man,
For christ's sake!

1180
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:42,350
Not a bare-assed baby.
Because I'm a man,
For christ's sake!

1181
00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:44,500
Not a bare-assed baby.

1182
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:04,320
Trips!

1183
00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:07,600
Trips!

1184
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,810
Get lost!

1185
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,100
Trips!

1186
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,170
Beat it!

1187
00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:13,700
Trips, get in the car.

1188
00:40:13,710 --> 00:40:16,110
But if I'm going to
Chauffeur your cookies

1189
00:40:16,110 --> 00:40:18,380
To des moines so we
Can catch that plane,

1190
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,750
We have to leave now,
All right?

1191
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,450
Besides, the whole idea
Is to keep your pants on

1192
00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:24,920
Until you see kimberly.

1193
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,490
Then you can
Take them off.

1194
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,230
Come on, hop in the car.

1195
00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:37,430
Backseat makes a hell
Of a changing room.

1196
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,030
Sleeper: * justin, you *

1197
00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:45,700
* sparkle like a jewel *

1198
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:49,600
* turn your face
To another face *

1199
00:40:49,610 --> 00:40:54,180
* you started out with me
At school *

1200
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:57,580
* we move away *

1201
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:57,590
* 'cause you're
Coming through *
* we move away *

1202
00:40:57,590 --> 00:41:01,180
* 'cause you're
Coming through *

1203
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:05,060
* is your skin like
Some other skin? *

1204
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:09,330
* or is it thin
And navy blue? *

1205
00:41:09,330 --> 00:41:11,300
* oh, paint me *

1206
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,070
* like somebody
Painted you *

1207
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:16,640
Don't--don't say a word.

1208
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:22,070
Ok, according to the map,
We just stay on 35 south.

1209
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,670
It'll take us straight
Into iowa.

1210
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,410
Ivy: you're kidding?
What happened?

1211
00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:27,420
Trips: we decided to wait
Until we got married.
Ivy: you're kidding?
What happened?

1212
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,540
Trips: we decided to wait
Until we got married.

1213
00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:32,360
Oh, we decided,
Or she decided?

1214
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:39,350
She decided, but, you know,
I supported the decision.

1215
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,630
I believe in a degree
Of celibacy.

1216
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:45,000
A degree? Let me
Get this straight.

1217
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,600
I am driving you 250 miles

1218
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,470
To stop a letter to a girl
Who you intend to marry,

1219
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,040
But who you've
Never slept with?

1220
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,310
Sex isn't everything.

1221
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:55,410
Ok, but everything
Else aside--

1222
00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:57,910
The magnet, the love letter,
And the flowers...

1223
00:41:57,910 --> 00:42:01,210
Roses. A dozen red roses.

1224
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:01,220
With baby's-breath?
Roses. A dozen red roses.

1225
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,640
With baby's-breath?

1226
00:42:03,650 --> 00:42:05,390
Oh,
That's not predictable.

1227
00:42:06,350 --> 00:42:08,450
When are men
Gonna understand

1228
00:42:08,450 --> 00:42:10,380
That a woman would
Much rather have

1229
00:42:10,390 --> 00:42:13,120
A bunch of
Handpicked daisies

1230
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:13,130
Wrapped in a napkin,
A bunch of
Handpicked daisies

1231
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,650
Wrapped in a napkin,

1232
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,830
Rather than a dozen
Commercial, generic roses

1233
00:42:16,830 --> 00:42:19,530
That they receive
On every holiday?

1234
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:19,540
Mother's day--roses.
That they receive
On every holiday?

1235
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,930
Mother's day--roses.

1236
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:24,060
It's your birthday--
Roses.

1237
00:42:24,070 --> 00:42:26,410
Valentine's day--hmm...

1238
00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:29,200
Roses.

1239
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:31,240
Trips, reality check.

1240
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:31,250
You're never gonna
Have sex with this girl.
Trips, reality check.

1241
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,240
You're never gonna
Have sex with this girl.

1242
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,980
You don't know
What you're talking about.

1243
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,040
Yeah, I think I do.
Let me tell you something.

1244
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,650
A woman knows within the first
5 minutes of knowing a guy

1245
00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:40,660
Whether or not she wants
To sleep with him or not.
A woman knows within the first
5 minutes of knowing a guy

1246
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,680
Whether or not she wants
To sleep with him or not.

1247
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:45,520
Oh, and I suppose this comes
From your vast experience

1248
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:45,530
With, uh,
Mature relationships.
Oh, and I suppose this comes
From your vast experience

1249
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,320
With, uh,
Mature relationships.

1250
00:42:48,330 --> 00:42:49,830
What's that supposed
To mean?

1251
00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:52,760
Nothing. Let it slide.

1252
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:52,770
No. Are you talking about
My professor harlan?
Nothing. Let it slide.

1253
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:56,360
No. Are you talking about
My professor harlan?

1254
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:58,140
Your sex life is none
Of my business.

1255
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,470
Exactly.

1256
00:42:59,470 --> 00:42:59,480
Even if I do think
You're making a huge mistake.
Exactly.

1257
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,970
Even if I do think
You're making a huge mistake.

1258
00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:04,270
Oh, really?

1259
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,110
How, in your
Whipped estimation,

1260
00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:06,120
Am I making
A huge mistake?
How, in your
Whipped estimation,

1261
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,910
Am I making
A huge mistake?

1262
00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:11,410
These teacher-student affairs
Always end in disaster.

1263
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:14,250
But if you feel the need
To slut around--

1264
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:14,260
Slut around?
But if you feel the need
To slut around--

1265
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,980
Slut around?

1266
00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:18,420
Oh, oh.

1267
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:18,430
[tires screech]
Oh, oh.

1268
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,620
[tires screech]

1269
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,690
Listen here, if I want
To bag a professor

1270
00:43:21,690 --> 00:43:23,560
From one of my classes,
I will,

1271
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,530
But nobody--
And I do mean nobody--

1272
00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:26,990
Calls me a slut.

1273
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,170
So the next time

1274
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,700
You feel like casting
Aspersions on my character,

1275
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:30,710
Try remembering that
This quote-unquote slut
You feel like casting
Aspersions on my character,

1276
00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:33,170
Try remembering that
This quote-unquote slut

1277
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:34,630
Is driving
Your judgmental ass

1278
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,270
All the way
To des moines,

1279
00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:36,280
So a little decency
Would be in order.
All the way
To des moines,

1280
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,840
So a little decency
Would be in order.

1281
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:39,910
Got it?

1282
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,950
Good.

1283
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,760
Look, I'm, uh...

1284
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:56,770
I'm not even threatening
Your airline with a lawsuit.
Look, I'm, uh...

1285
00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:59,490
I'm not even threatening
Your airline with a lawsuit.

1286
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,800
I'm not even asking
For reimbursement.

1287
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,870
I just want to get on
That flight to memphis.

1288
00:44:03,870 --> 00:44:06,240
I know, because
You're wyatt trips,

1289
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,570
The young man that killer beez
Took hostage this morning.

1290
00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:09,580
Well, if you know that,
The young man that killer beez
Took hostage this morning.

1291
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,900
Well, if you know that,

1292
00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:13,810
Why are you giving me
Such a hard time?

1293
00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:13,820
[whistles]
Why are you giving me
Such a hard time?

1294
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:16,910
[whistles]

1295
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Come on, the flight
Leaves in 5 minutes.

1296
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,350
You are the 26th college kid
I've had in here today

1297
00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:23,360
Making that same
Claim to fame.
You are the 26th college kid
I've had in here today

1298
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,150
Making that same
Claim to fame.

1299
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,130
I've been dealing with nothing
But undergrads all morning,

1300
00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:31,260
Ever since the airline offered
A free round-trip ticket

1301
00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:31,270
To wyatt trips as a reward.
Ever since the airline offered
A free round-trip ticket

1302
00:44:31,270 --> 00:44:33,830
To wyatt trips as a reward.

1303
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:37,400
Now, unless you have
Some positive I.D...

1304
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,670
Madonna...

1305
00:44:38,670 --> 00:44:41,640
I've got paying customers
To take care of.

1306
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,770
But I am wyatt trips!

1307
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:46,580
And...

1308
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:49,550
Your flight just left.

1309
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:55,720
Next.

1310
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:55,730
[typing]
Next.

1311
00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:56,980
[typing]

1312
00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:02,700
[slamming keys]

1313
00:45:03,930 --> 00:45:06,870
Man: hi.
My name is wyatt trips.

1314
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:08,330
[chuckles]

1315
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:08,340
Oh, isn't that
Just great?
[chuckles]

1316
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:10,300
Oh, isn't that
Just great?

1317
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,730
That's awesome! Oh, god!

1318
00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:13,770
Well, that was it.
The last straw.

1319
00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:13,780
I don't know if you
Saw it over there,
Well, that was it.
The last straw.

1320
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:15,740
I don't know if you
Saw it over there,

1321
00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:18,840
But, hey, check it out--bang!
There goes my relationship.

1322
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,810
Gone! See ya!

1323
00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:21,780
It's over!
My relationship is over!

1324
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:24,210
Look at me.
I'm dressed like a girl.

1325
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,750
What the hell
Was that for?

1326
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:25,760
There's another flight
To memphis out of st. Louis
What the hell
Was that for?

1327
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,950
There's another flight
To memphis out of st. Louis

1328
00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:29,150
At midnight.

1329
00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:31,850
Oh. Awesome. St. Louis--
Only 400 miles away. Great!

1330
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:34,130
How the hell am I supposed
To get to st. Louis?

1331
00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:35,330
Rent a car?

1332
00:45:35,330 --> 00:45:37,830
With what,
Shells and beads?

1333
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:40,430
Are you enjoying
Yourself?

1334
00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:42,130
Maybe I should
Try it again.

1335
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:43,700
Look,
I'll give you $200

1336
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,330
If you drive me
To st. Louis.

1337
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:46,470
No.

1338
00:45:46,470 --> 00:45:46,480
300.
No!
No.

1339
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,530
300.
No!

1340
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:49,170
I'll let you
Hit me again.

1341
00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:49,180
Mmm...No.
I'll let you
Hit me again.

1342
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:52,310
Mmm...No.

1343
00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,310
Make it $400
For mental anguish,

1344
00:45:54,310 --> 00:45:55,440
And then maybe I'll do it.

1345
00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:58,020
All right. Jesus! Ok.

1346
00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:58,950
It's a deal, done.

1347
00:45:58,950 --> 00:45:58,960
But let's get 3 things
Straight.
It's a deal, done.

1348
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,710
But let's get 3 things
Straight.

1349
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,620
One--I am not whipped.

1350
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:02,630
2--you're not a slut.
One--I am not whipped.

1351
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:05,420
2--you're not a slut.

1352
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:08,450
3--you may be cute
When you're angry,

1353
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:11,130
But you still hit
Like a 9-year-old,

1354
00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:12,860
So give me the keys.

1355
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:12,870
I'm driving.
So give me the keys.

1356
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:14,090
I'm driving.

1357
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:27,850
I was wondering

1358
00:46:27,850 --> 00:46:29,780
When you were going
To come to your senses.

1359
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:29,790
I just didn't realize
What I had next to me.
When you were going
To come to your senses.

1360
00:46:29,790 --> 00:46:32,980
I just didn't realize
What I had next to me.

1361
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,980
Right in the car.

1362
00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:38,590
Gimme a "T"!
Gimme an "R"!

1363
00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:40,350
Gimme an I-p-s!

1364
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,960
What's it spell? Trips!

1365
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:41,970
Louder! Trips!
What's it spell? Trips!

1366
00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:43,160
Louder! Trips!

1367
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,990
Ivy, if you touch him,
I will tear you to bits.

1368
00:46:47,570 --> 00:46:49,570
Aah!
Aah!

1369
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,600
Hey.

1370
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,970
A bad dream?

1371
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:03,550
Mmm, just one of
Your regular nightmares.

1372
00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:05,720
You're stressing.
Come on.

1373
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,890
I'm gonna make
A phone call.

1374
00:47:09,850 --> 00:47:11,590
Who are you
Calling?

1375
00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:18,800
Trips, which one
Of these is yours?

1376
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,630
The one with the pig.

1377
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:21,640
[snorting]
The one with the pig.

1378
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,730
[snorting]

1379
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,040
Operator:
Can I help you?

1380
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,140
I'd like to make
A credit card call.

1381
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:28,280
No, a collect call.

1382
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:33,410
To the university
Of memphis.

1383
00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:35,310
Kimberly jasney.

1384
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,010
Operator: jasmine?

1385
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,320
Ready? Ok!

1386
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,390
J-a-s-n-e-y.

1387
00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:42,550
Right.

1388
00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:42,560
Gimme a "K"!
Right.

1389
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,750
Gimme a "K"!

1390
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,590
K! We got your "K"!
We got your "K"!

1391
00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:47,600
Gimme an "I"!
I!
K! We got your "K"!
We got your "K"!

1392
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,720
Gimme an "I"!
I!

1393
00:47:49,730 --> 00:47:52,630
Right. Would you
Please--I'm on--

1394
00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:52,640
I'm wyatt trips.
Right. Would you
Please--I'm on--

1395
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,860
I'm wyatt trips.

1396
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:57,300
M! We got your "M"!
We got your "M"!

1397
00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:57,310
What does that spell?
M! We got your "M"!
We got your "M"!

1398
00:47:57,310 --> 00:47:59,900
What does that spell?

1399
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:00,830
Kim!

1400
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,610
Shut up!
Wyatt trips.

1401
00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,580
Come on, trips, where's
Your school spirit?

1402
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,320
Shut up! Yeah.

1403
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,380
Extra! Extra!

1404
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:12,680
Shh!
Read all about it!

1405
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,780
Kim can shake her pompoms,
But she won't go at it!

1406
00:48:16,790 --> 00:48:18,390
Ivy, shut up!

1407
00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:19,620
Extra!

1408
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:19,630
Oh, god, no!
God, no! God!
Extra!

1409
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:23,020
Oh, god, no!
God, no! God!

1410
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:24,670
Extra!

1411
00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:34,770
Look at it this way.
I just saved your ass again.

1412
00:48:34,770 --> 00:48:36,600
I mean, what were
You going to say to her?

1413
00:48:36,610 --> 00:48:38,080
"Hon, there's a package
Coming from me,

1414
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,080
"And it's got
A used condom in it

1415
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,250
And a picture
Of a naked girl?"

1416
00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:46,620
Besides, we got to get you to
St. Louis to catch that plane.

1417
00:48:50,490 --> 00:48:51,920
I don't...

1418
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:51,930
Come on. Let's
Not dilly-dally.
I don't...

1419
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,950
Come on. Let's
Not dilly-dally.

1420
00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:01,030
Ivy: I'll drive.

1421
00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:07,240
* hey *

1422
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,380
* oh, yeah, baby *

1423
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:15,170
* like a fool, I went
And stayed too long *

1424
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:18,250
* now I'm wondering if
Your love's still strong *

1425
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,380
* ooh, baby *

1426
00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:20,390
* here I am *
* ooh, baby *

1427
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:21,780
* here I am *

1428
00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:25,520
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1429
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:25,530
* mmm *
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1430
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:26,950
* mmm *

1431
00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:32,930
* then that time
I went and said good-bye *

1432
00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:32,940
* now I'm back
And not ashamed to cry *
* then that time
I went and said good-bye *

1433
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:35,930
* now I'm back
And not ashamed to cry *

1434
00:49:35,930 --> 00:49:37,830
* ooh, baby *

1435
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,140
* here I am *

1436
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:42,670
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1437
00:49:42,670 --> 00:49:42,680
* yeah *
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1438
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,640
* yeah *

1439
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,770
* here I am, baby *

1440
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,080
* whoa *

1441
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,820
* signed, sealed,
Delivered, I'm yours *

1442
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:53,420
* yeah *

1443
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:56,250
* here I am, baby *

1444
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:56,260
* signed, sealed,
Delivered, I'm yours *
* here I am, baby *

1445
00:49:56,260 --> 00:50:00,190
* signed, sealed,
Delivered, I'm yours *

1446
00:50:00,190 --> 00:50:01,350
* hey *

1447
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,800
* I've done a lot
Of foolish things *

1448
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,330
* that
I really didn't mean *

1449
00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:06,340
* hey *
* that
I really didn't mean *

1450
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,830
* hey *

1451
00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,930
* yeah, yeah, didn't I? *

1452
00:50:09,930 --> 00:50:12,070
* oh, baby *

1453
00:50:12,070 --> 00:50:16,240
* seen a lot of things
In this old world *

1454
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:20,340
* when I touched them,
They did nothing, girl *

1455
00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,710
* ooh, baby *

1456
00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:23,010
* here I am *

1457
00:50:23,010 --> 00:50:26,510
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1458
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,790
* oh, I'm yours *

1459
00:50:29,790 --> 00:50:33,520
* ooh, babe,
You set my soul on fire *

1460
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:33,530
* that's why I know
You're my only desire *
* ooh, babe,
You set my soul on fire *

1461
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:37,560
* that's why I know
You're my only desire *

1462
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,390
* ooh, baby *

1463
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,500
* here I am *

1464
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:44,200
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1465
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:44,210
* hey *
* signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours *

1466
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,730
* hey *

1467
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:48,610
* here I am, baby *

1468
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:50,010
* whoa *

1469
00:50:50,010 --> 00:50:53,310
* you've got the future
In your hand, baby *

1470
00:50:53,310 --> 00:50:53,320
* yeah *
* you've got the future
In your hand, baby *

1471
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,110
* yeah *

1472
00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:57,110
* here I am, baby *

1473
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,120
* signed, sealed,
Delivered, I'm yours *

1474
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,550
* you got the future
In your hand, baby *

1475
00:51:01,550 --> 00:51:01,560
* yeah *
* you got the future
In your hand, baby *

1476
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,250
* yeah *

1477
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:05,220
* I've done a lot
Of foolish things *

1478
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:08,020
* that I really
Didn't mean... *

1479
00:51:08,030 --> 00:51:10,390
Ivy: * and the people
Always shout *

1480
00:51:10,390 --> 00:51:10,400
* there goes john jacob
Jingleheimer schmidt *
Ivy: * and the people
Always shout *

1481
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,990
* there goes john jacob
Jingleheimer schmidt *

1482
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,770
* tra la la la... *

1483
00:51:22,210 --> 00:51:24,740
No...

1484
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:24,750
It's ok.
No...

1485
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,740
It's ok.

1486
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:26,740
Ohh...

1487
00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:28,880
Are you ok?

1488
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,150
I love you, kim.

1489
00:51:32,150 --> 00:51:33,650
[clunk]

1490
00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:35,920
Hey, what the shit?

1491
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,350
I'm sorry.
Were you sleeping?

1492
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,360
Did the closed eyes and
Peaceful demeanor tip you off?

1493
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,100
Huh. Where are we?

1494
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:48,600
You're allowed one
Comment. Make it count.

1495
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,000
You got off
The main road.

1496
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:50,010
This looked
Like a shortcut.
You got off
The main road.

1497
00:51:50,010 --> 00:51:51,160
This looked
Like a shortcut.

1498
00:51:51,170 --> 00:51:53,400
Jesus, ivy!
What did I tell you?

1499
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:53,410
Stay on 70! It'll take us
Right into st. Louis!
Jesus, ivy!
What did I tell you?

1500
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:55,600
Stay on 70! It'll take us
Right into st. Louis!

1501
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:56,670
Did I say that?

1502
00:51:56,670 --> 00:51:56,680
Did I forget
To write that down?
Did I say that?

1503
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,170
Did I forget
To write that down?

1504
00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,980
Give me the map.
I'll get us back on track.

1505
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:02,610
Fine. You figure
It out, genius.

1506
00:52:02,610 --> 00:52:02,620
Why are people always
Getting off the main road?
Fine. You figure
It out, genius.

1507
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,910
Why are people always
Getting off the main road?

1508
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,320
There's nothing wrong
With a little exploration.

1509
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,390
Maybe you ought
To try it sometime.

1510
00:52:16,030 --> 00:52:18,260
Oh, now I get it.

1511
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:18,270
Get what?
Oh, now I get it.

1512
00:52:18,270 --> 00:52:19,990
Get what?

1513
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,670
Taking this scenic tour,
"Try a little exploration."

1514
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:25,140
What are you
Going on about now?

1515
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:26,970
You want me to miss
That package.

1516
00:52:26,970 --> 00:52:26,980
Excuse me?
You want me to miss
That package.

1517
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,530
Excuse me?

1518
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:31,940
I'm flattered, ivy.
Really. I really am.

1519
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:31,950
Are you kidding?
I'm flattered, ivy.
Really. I really am.

1520
00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:34,570
Are you kidding?

1521
00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:37,720
Tell me you wouldn't like
To see me and kim break up.

1522
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,120
Wyatt trips,
You are so deluded

1523
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,950
It's not
Even feasible.

1524
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:41,960
Oh ho, I don't think so.
It's not
Even feasible.

1525
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,250
Oh ho, I don't think so.

1526
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:48,490
Well, I know so, and you
Better say you're wrong

1527
00:52:48,490 --> 00:52:48,500
Before I have to throw
You out of the car.
Well, I know so, and you
Better say you're wrong

1528
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,160
Before I have to throw
You out of the car.

1529
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,890
Oh, see, I don't
Think you will.

1530
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,470
Oh, yeah? Why not?

1531
00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:56,600
Because you're secretly
In love with me.

1532
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:56,610
You're so used to getting
Screwed by guys your own age
Because you're secretly
In love with me.

1533
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:59,700
You're so used to getting
Screwed by guys your own age

1534
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:03,400
That you feel the need to hide
Behind some old man professor.

1535
00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:08,410
Then I come along, and you
Develop this major crush.

1536
00:53:08,410 --> 00:53:08,420
It's ok, ivy. I'm just
Saying it's not gonna happen.
Then I come along, and you
Develop this major crush.

1537
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:12,010
It's ok, ivy. I'm just
Saying it's not gonna happen.

1538
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:15,190
I love kim and...

1539
00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:16,620
Oh!

1540
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:16,630
Shit!
Oh!

1541
00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:17,620
Shit!

1542
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:19,190
[tires squealing]

1543
00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:20,020
Aah!

1544
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:21,990
Aah!
Aah!

1545
00:53:28,730 --> 00:53:31,260
Aah...

1546
00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:33,380
[coughing]

1547
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:40,270
Oh, you--you're crazy!

1548
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,310
Whoa!

1549
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,920
Trips!

1550
00:53:49,450 --> 00:53:52,320
Oh, my god.

1551
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,890
Pull me in!
Pull me in!

1552
00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:56,890
Don't look down.

1553
00:53:56,890 --> 00:54:00,030
I won't! Pull me in!

1554
00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:04,540
Oh, ivy!

1555
00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:06,600
Pull me in! Pull me in!

1556
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:06,610
Not so fast. What about
This crush theory of yours?
Pull me in! Pull me in!

1557
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:09,140
Not so fast. What about
This crush theory of yours?

1558
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:10,200
What about it?

1559
00:54:10,210 --> 00:54:11,810
What?
It's bullshit.

1560
00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:13,810
It's malarkey,
Your crush theory.

1561
00:54:13,810 --> 00:54:13,820
You got it backwards, right?
It's malarkey,
Your crush theory.

1562
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:15,010
You got it backwards, right?

1563
00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:17,780
Of course it's malarkey.
Pull me in.

1564
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,680
Say it.

1565
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,880
Ivy!

1566
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,080
Say it. "It's not you
That loves me,

1567
00:54:23,090 --> 00:54:24,520
It's I that loves you,
Ivy miller."

1568
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:24,530
I'm slipping.
It's I that loves you,
Ivy miller."

1569
00:54:24,530 --> 00:54:26,390
I'm slipping.

1570
00:54:28,130 --> 00:54:29,260
I'm slipping!

1571
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:29,270
All the more reason
To say it fast.
I'm slipping!

1572
00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:31,160
All the more reason
To say it fast.

1573
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,060
It's not you
That loves me,

1574
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,460
It's I that loves you,
Ivy miller.

1575
00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:36,870
Mmm, a little bit slower,
Please.

1576
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:39,400
Unh! I love you--

1577
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:39,410
Aah!
Unh! I love you--

1578
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,900
Aah!

1579
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,300
[thud]

1580
00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:45,550
Why, trips,
I had no idea.

1581
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:49,210
Ow!

1582
00:55:03,330 --> 00:55:05,430
There's nothing like
A brush with death

1583
00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:08,070
To bring out a little
Honesty in a man.

1584
00:55:10,470 --> 00:55:14,080
Honey, are you
Coming to bed now?

1585
00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:17,440
Unh!

1586
00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:24,050
You're--you're--

1587
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,420
Adorable?

1588
00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:26,250
An asshole.

1589
00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:26,260
An adorable asshole?
An asshole.

1590
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:29,150
An adorable asshole?

1591
00:55:29,150 --> 00:55:32,850
A stupid little
Good-for-nothing stripper.

1592
00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:34,990
Screw you!

1593
00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:35,000
Screw you!
Screw you!

1594
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,260
Screw you!

1595
00:55:41,830 --> 00:55:43,200
Aah!

1596
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,700
Wyatt, here!

1597
00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:28,420
[wailing]

1598
00:56:34,450 --> 00:56:39,490
* bad vibes, everybody *

1599
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:45,860
* yeah, bad vibes,
Everyone *

1600
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:53,180
* bad vibes,
My brothers and sisters *

1601
00:56:54,170 --> 00:56:59,270
* yeah,
Bad vibes, everyone *

1602
00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:03,980
* I know it's wrong to... *

1603
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:03,990
Trips: I'll have, uh...
* I know it's wrong to... *

1604
00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:05,540
Trips: I'll have, uh...

1605
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,350
You know, I'll, uh...

1606
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,260
I'll have...

1607
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:16,270
I'll have some celery...
I'll have...

1608
00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:19,760
I'll have some celery...

1609
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,700
And, uh, some toast.

1610
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,630
And some water.
Just some water.

1611
00:57:28,310 --> 00:57:34,350
* bad vibes, everybody *

1612
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:40,220
* yeah,
Bad vibes, everyone *

1613
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:48,160
* bad vibes,
My brothers and sisters *

1614
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:53,360
* yeah, bad vibes,
Everyone *

1615
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:53,370
The lady at that table
Is wondering
* yeah, bad vibes,
Everyone *

1616
00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:55,960
The lady at that table
Is wondering

1617
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:58,200
If you'd care
To join her.

1618
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:58,210
I can have your "Meal"
Delivered there.
If you'd care
To join her.

1619
00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:01,700
I can have your "Meal"
Delivered there.

1620
00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:28,970
I'm sorry about what
I said back there.

1621
00:58:28,970 --> 00:58:29,970
And your car.

1622
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,200
It's in the past.

1623
00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:36,910
Let's just leave it there.

1624
00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:41,980
So, you want
To hear my new plan?

1625
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:43,010
For what?

1626
00:58:43,010 --> 00:58:43,020
For getting us
To the airport.
For what?

1627
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,040
For getting us
To the airport.

1628
00:58:45,050 --> 00:58:47,250
We still have
About 3 1/2 hours

1629
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:47,260
Till our flights.
We still have
About 3 1/2 hours

1630
00:58:47,260 --> 00:58:48,910
Till our flights.

1631
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,790
Our flights? How?

1632
00:58:51,790 --> 00:58:52,990
What about money?

1633
00:58:52,990 --> 00:58:53,000
I'm going to call harlan
What about money?

1634
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,790
I'm going to call harlan

1635
00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:56,790
And have him put 2 tickets
On his credit card.

1636
00:58:56,790 --> 00:58:59,190
One for you to memphis and
One for me back to school.

1637
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,530
Is he going
To be pissed?

1638
00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:01,540
Us traipsing all over
The world like this?
Is he going
To be pissed?

1639
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:03,830
Us traipsing all over
The world like this?

1640
00:59:03,830 --> 00:59:06,270
It's not that kind
Of relationship.

1641
00:59:06,270 --> 00:59:09,570
Yeah, he's
Probably mature.

1642
00:59:09,570 --> 00:59:11,800
Reads books and sees
Foreign films.

1643
00:59:11,810 --> 00:59:15,280
Stuff us undergrads
Have zero interest in.

1644
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,350
I know, trips.
You're the exception.

1645
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:22,320
No, really,
You're a good guy.

1646
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,820
Completely faithful.

1647
00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:27,490
Not some mad
Little dog in heat.

1648
00:59:27,490 --> 00:59:31,920
I can't figure this out.
Why are you helping me

1649
00:59:31,930 --> 00:59:34,530
Drive halfway across
The country to see some girl

1650
00:59:34,530 --> 00:59:34,540
Who represents
Everything you hate?
Drive halfway across
The country to see some girl

1651
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:36,500
Who represents
Everything you hate?

1652
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,970
Well...

1653
00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:45,000
I guess...

1654
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:47,780
You know, I really haven't
Known you that long,

1655
00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:50,310
But I'm starting
To feel like--

1656
00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:50,320
I mean, you know, you're
Saving my marriage.
But I'm starting
To feel like--

1657
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,910
I mean, you know, you're
Saving my marriage.

1658
01:00:00,290 --> 01:00:04,460
Yeah, I, um...

1659
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:08,430
What I was gonna say was...

1660
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,160
Maybe back there in the car
You were right.

1661
01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:16,410
Maybe I do hide behind harlan
Because it's safe...

1662
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:17,780
And I'm afraid.

1663
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:22,450
But you know what?

1664
01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:24,550
You're doing
The exact same thing.

1665
01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:33,560
Just gonna go
To the bathroom.

1666
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,090
Nice.

1667
01:00:48,610 --> 01:00:49,970
So, have you
Eaten your fill?

1668
01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:49,980
Yeah, I've had plenty.
Thanks for springing for it.
So, have you
Eaten your fill?

1669
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,110
Yeah, I've had plenty.
Thanks for springing for it.

1670
01:00:53,110 --> 01:00:54,840
Waiter!

1671
01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:55,810
Ma'am?

1672
01:00:55,810 --> 01:00:55,820
Hi. See that man there
In the blue hat?
Ma'am?

1673
01:00:55,820 --> 01:01:00,110
Hi. See that man there
In the blue hat?

1674
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,990
[southern accent] he used
To be our trig teacher,

1675
01:01:01,990 --> 01:01:04,590
And it's his birthday, and
We wanted to surprise him,

1676
01:01:04,590 --> 01:01:08,860
So if you could bring him
A little cake with a candle

1677
01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:10,330
So we could sing him
Happy birthday?

1678
01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:11,830
We'd really appreciate it.

1679
01:01:11,830 --> 01:01:14,500
What if I round up the staff,
And we help you sing?

1680
01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:16,800
That's a great idea.

1681
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:16,810
Why didn't I
Think of that, hon?
That's a great idea.

1682
01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:17,960
Why didn't I
Think of that, hon?

1683
01:01:17,970 --> 01:01:21,070
That's a great idea.
Thank you so much.

1684
01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:21,080
I'm on it.
That's a great idea.
Thank you so much.

1685
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,600
I'm on it.

1686
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:27,740
All right. I'm going
To the ladies' room.

1687
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,480
When they start singing,
You get up and do the same.

1688
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:29,490
Climb out the window, and
I'll be waiting for you.
When they start singing,
You get up and do the same.

1689
01:01:29,490 --> 01:01:31,910
Climb out the window, and
I'll be waiting for you.

1690
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,520
Get ready to run.

1691
01:01:36,590 --> 01:01:38,020
[fiddle plays]

1692
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:38,030
Staff:
* on tonight of all nights *
[fiddle plays]

1693
01:01:38,030 --> 01:01:41,250
Staff:
* on tonight of all nights *

1694
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:44,860
* there's
A special man here *

1695
01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:44,870
* and we'd all like
To sing him a song *
* there's
A special man here *

1696
01:01:44,870 --> 01:01:52,330
* and we'd all like
To sing him a song *

1697
01:01:52,340 --> 01:01:54,070
* happy birthday,
Happy birthday *

1698
01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:54,080
* happy birthday to you,
Friend *
* happy birthday,
Happy birthday *

1699
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,030
* happy birthday to you,
Friend *

1700
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,710
[faint singing]

1701
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,620
Dining and ditching?
That's your great plan?

1702
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:07,450
Oh, calm down.
We got to eat, didn't we?

1703
01:02:07,450 --> 01:02:07,460
And we're getting away
Scot-free.
Oh, calm down.
We got to eat, didn't we?

1704
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,310
And we're getting away
Scot-free.

1705
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,320
[siren]

1706
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,330
You are under arrest.
[siren]

1707
01:02:10,330 --> 01:02:13,620
You are under arrest.

1708
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:16,420
Put your hands up
Where I can see 'em.

1709
01:02:22,230 --> 01:02:24,130
You know what you are?

1710
01:02:24,130 --> 01:02:25,700
An incubus.

1711
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,530
A hell-spawned incubus.

1712
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:29,540
Only a man
Can be an incubus.

1713
01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:29,550
If I'm anything,
I'm a succubus.
Only a man
Can be an incubus.

1714
01:02:29,550 --> 01:02:31,440
If I'm anything,
I'm a succubus.

1715
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,010
Yeah, you got
The "Suck" part right.

1716
01:02:34,010 --> 01:02:35,810
[sniffs]

1717
01:02:35,810 --> 01:02:40,250
I promise you,
This ink'll come right off.

1718
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,650
It's not that.

1719
01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:44,250
I just kind of feel
Like an asshole.

1720
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,280
Ah.

1721
01:02:46,290 --> 01:02:48,530
Have you told him?

1722
01:02:48,530 --> 01:02:50,660
He's convinced
I'm an asshole.

1723
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:50,670
[chuckles]
Not that.
He's convinced
I'm an asshole.

1724
01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:53,530
[chuckles]
Not that.

1725
01:02:53,530 --> 01:02:56,660
Have you told him
That you love him?

1726
01:02:56,670 --> 01:02:57,770
Me love that guy?

1727
01:02:57,770 --> 01:03:00,370
I'm just driving him
To memphis

1728
01:03:00,370 --> 01:03:00,380
So he can see
His dumb girlfriend.
I'm just driving him
To memphis

1729
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:02,130
So he can see
His dumb girlfriend.

1730
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:03,240
Ah.

1731
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:03,250
So...You haven't told him.
Ah.

1732
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:06,470
So...You haven't told him.

1733
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,050
[ivy sniffs]

1734
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:10,680
He's in love
With somebody else.

1735
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:10,690
I don't know about that.
He's in love
With somebody else.

1736
01:03:10,690 --> 01:03:12,550
I don't know about that.

1737
01:03:12,550 --> 01:03:14,750
You see when
He looks at you?

1738
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,080
His lip, it quivers.

1739
01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:19,290
It does not.

1740
01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:20,360
It does, too.

1741
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,000
I saw it.

1742
01:03:24,530 --> 01:03:26,570
Just like that.
Quivering lip.

1743
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:29,700
So what?

1744
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:29,710
So what?
Behavioral patterns.
So what?

1745
01:03:29,710 --> 01:03:31,760
So what?
Behavioral patterns.

1746
01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:33,500
Trust me. I know.

1747
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:33,510
I am a professional.
Trust me. I know.

1748
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,900
I am a professional.

1749
01:03:59,430 --> 01:04:03,570
Trips, miller...

1750
01:04:03,570 --> 01:04:05,040
You just made bail.

1751
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,880
So I guess that girl
Must love you a lot

1752
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:16,890
To bail you and another
Woman out of jail.
So I guess that girl
Must love you a lot

1753
01:04:16,890 --> 01:04:19,310
To bail you and another
Woman out of jail.

1754
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,420
How'd you
Explain it to her?

1755
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,850
I didn't call kimberly.

1756
01:04:22,850 --> 01:04:22,860
Then who bailed us out?
I didn't call kimberly.

1757
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:25,820
Then who bailed us out?

1758
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:28,190
My roommate raditch
Says hi.

1759
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:34,660
He had some room
Left on his credit card.

1760
01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:46,470
You know, for the first time
In 24 hours, it's quiet?

1761
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,080
No hanging off
Of moving trucks,

1762
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:52,050
No bickering,
No hostage situations.

1763
01:04:52,050 --> 01:04:55,090
I must say, I'm glad
We got arrested.

1764
01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:57,090
The idea that we could have
Stopped that package

1765
01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:58,860
Before it reached
Its destination was just--

1766
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:00,460
Within our grasp.

1767
01:05:00,460 --> 01:05:02,830
Not really.
Except that one time.

1768
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:06,670
Oh, my god.

1769
01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:10,900
You ever have
One of those days?

1770
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,100
Well, I'm having
One of those days.

1771
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:16,700
I think the world doesn't know
Jell-o from johnny cakes.

1772
01:05:16,710 --> 01:05:19,940
You know, sherman--
William tecumseh sherman--

1773
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:19,950
He said, "War is hell."
You know, sherman--
William tecumseh sherman--

1774
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:23,280
He said, "War is hell."

1775
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,840
I don't believe it.

1776
01:05:24,850 --> 01:05:26,180
He is one dedicated
Professional.

1777
01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:26,190
It started out fine.
It started out good.
He is one dedicated
Professional.

1778
01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:28,680
It started out fine.
It started out good.

1779
01:05:28,690 --> 01:05:30,520
Sunny, ready to go, smiling,
First day.

1780
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:30,530
Now I feel like I've been
Pulled through a knothole.
Sunny, ready to go, smiling,
First day.

1781
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:34,750
Now I feel like I've been
Pulled through a knothole.

1782
01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,100
We need to figure out
Some kind of distraction.

1783
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,740
Like what?

1784
01:05:47,970 --> 01:05:51,800
Well...Oh, thank you.

1785
01:05:53,310 --> 01:05:54,540
Miss?

1786
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,910
This is cold.

1787
01:05:56,910 --> 01:05:59,710
There's steam rising
Off the plate.

1788
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,330
It's cold steam.

1789
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,070
[sucking noises]

1790
01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:20,000
I don't believe you.

1791
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,010
If he can't drive the van,
Packages don't go anywhere.
I don't believe you.

1792
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:23,240
If he can't drive the van,
Packages don't go anywhere.

1793
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,140
All he has to do
Is radio to another van

1794
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:28,570
To pick up his stuff,
Or simpler, get more gas.

1795
01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:30,210
But that'll
Buy us time.

1796
01:06:30,210 --> 01:06:30,220
Hurry up.
But that'll
Buy us time.

1797
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,540
Hurry up.

1798
01:06:32,550 --> 01:06:34,220
[bubbling]

1799
01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:35,350
[coughing]

1800
01:06:35,350 --> 01:06:35,360
Eww.
[coughing]

1801
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,380
Eww.

1802
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:42,320
Ugh!

1803
01:06:42,330 --> 01:06:44,370
[gagging and coughing]

1804
01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:49,760
Knock knock!

1805
01:06:49,770 --> 01:06:53,970
Excuse me, if you think
I am eating cold eggs,

1806
01:06:53,970 --> 01:06:53,980
You are sadly mistaken.
Excuse me, if you think
I am eating cold eggs,

1807
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,000
You are sadly mistaken.

1808
01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:59,000
Yo no comprendo.

1809
01:06:59,010 --> 01:07:01,880
Oh, yo no comprendo.

1810
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:04,550
Well, comprendo this.

1811
01:07:04,550 --> 01:07:06,150
Hot eggs!

1812
01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:09,820
Get in there
And try again!

1813
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,220
And one more thing--

1814
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,320
This may be your personal
Means of self-destruction,

1815
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,390
But it won't be mine.

1816
01:07:17,490 --> 01:07:18,690
Cabrã³n.

1817
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,340
What did you say
About my mother?

1818
01:07:24,030 --> 01:07:25,800
This is gonna
Take all day.

1819
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,230
Oh...

1820
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,210
I don't know what he was saying,
But I didn't like it.

1821
01:07:30,210 --> 01:07:31,880
Oh, jeez.

1822
01:07:34,210 --> 01:07:35,240
Uh, trips?

1823
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,610
What? He's coming?

1824
01:07:36,610 --> 01:07:36,620
Something's coming.
A cop?
What? He's coming?

1825
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,080
Something's coming.
A cop?

1826
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,150
You could say
The heat, yeah.

1827
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:42,510
Oh, god!

1828
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,220
Oh!

1829
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:44,230
Oh!
Unh!
Oh!

1830
01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:46,320
Oh!
Unh!

1831
01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:58,570
Oh, hubert h. Humphrey!
Oh!

1832
01:07:58,570 --> 01:08:00,780
[coughing]

1833
01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:05,080
Are you ok?

1834
01:08:07,310 --> 01:08:09,410
At least he can't
Deliver your package.

1835
01:08:09,410 --> 01:08:13,510
They're not getting
Away with this. Nope.

1836
01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:25,390
As god is my witness,
You will not stop this package!

1837
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,630
Not on my watch!

1838
01:08:30,630 --> 01:08:32,060
No!

1839
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:36,540
No! No!

1840
01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:39,880
No! No! No!

1841
01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:47,360
[rock music playing]

1842
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:56,630
Da--da--dang!

1843
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:57,830
We tried, ok?

1844
01:08:57,830 --> 01:08:59,230
I'm gonna get
That son of a bitch

1845
01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:01,100
If it's
The last thing I do!

1846
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,010
Oh, god! Look at him!

1847
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,500
[burps]

1848
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:07,510
Lookit, he's drunk.
Yeah, you little drunko.
[burps]

1849
01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:11,340
Lookit, he's drunk.
Yeah, you little drunko.

1850
01:09:13,340 --> 01:09:14,740
No!
Come on!

1851
01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:15,740
What?
No!

1852
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:16,750
Come on!

1853
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,080
I'm not stealing
A car.

1854
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:18,090
We're doing the guy a favor.
Look at it this way.
I'm not stealing
A car.

1855
01:09:18,090 --> 01:09:20,510
We're doing the guy a favor.
Look at it this way.

1856
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:23,720
We're civic heroes. Keeping
A drunk off the streets.

1857
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:23,730
Get in the damn truck.
We're civic heroes. Keeping
A drunk off the streets.

1858
01:09:23,730 --> 01:09:25,250
Get in the damn truck.

1859
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:40,740
Hey!
Hey, that's my truck!

1860
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:43,080
Hey, you dirty son of a...

1861
01:09:44,410 --> 01:09:46,140
Trips:
It's gonna take a few hours

1862
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:46,150
Before they figure out
What happened back there.
Trips:
It's gonna take a few hours

1863
01:09:46,150 --> 01:09:48,340
Before they figure out
What happened back there.

1864
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,380
And even if they move
The package to another truck,

1865
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:50,390
We still got a few hours
Jump on them,
And even if they move
The package to another truck,

1866
01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:53,050
We still got a few hours
Jump on them,

1867
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:55,110
And I can be waiting at
The door when they show up.

1868
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,890
You know, women go crazy for
That kind of obsessive rage.

1869
01:09:58,890 --> 01:10:02,160
You show up at kimberly's door
Seething like that...

1870
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,330
With your james dean
Sexual heat...

1871
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:09,330
I guarantee she'll give it up
To you right there

1872
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:09,340
On the spot.
I guarantee she'll give it up
To you right there

1873
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:11,100
On the spot.

1874
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:14,200
I'm having a hard time staying
On my side of the truck.

1875
01:10:20,210 --> 01:10:23,610
Yeah, I thought
That would make you laugh.

1876
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:28,180
Can you do me a favor and
Stop up ahead and drop me off?

1877
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:30,090
I'm gonna catch a ride
Back to minnesota.

1878
01:10:30,090 --> 01:10:33,360
Come on. Wouldn't you
Like to see memphis?

1879
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,160
Not with you.

1880
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,660
Why not with me?

1881
01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:40,530
You just don't
Get it, trips.

1882
01:10:40,530 --> 01:10:40,540
You just
Don't get it at all.
You just don't
Get it, trips.

1883
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,560
You just
Don't get it at all.

1884
01:11:03,950 --> 01:11:05,150
So we made it.

1885
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,630
Yeah, we made it.

1886
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,490
Somehow I imagined it to be
A little more dramatic.

1887
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:24,600
Ha ha!

1888
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,450
We won!

1889
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,550
We won!

1890
01:11:34,550 --> 01:11:35,580
We beat it!

1891
01:11:35,590 --> 01:11:38,060
We beat the odds, baby!

1892
01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:39,320
Ha ha ha!

1893
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:39,330
We beat the package!
We beat that psychotic!
Ha ha ha!

1894
01:11:39,330 --> 01:11:44,020
We beat the package!
We beat that psychotic!

1895
01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:45,800
Thank you, sir!

1896
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,000
Yo!

1897
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,170
Ivy: that's great.
That's great.

1898
01:11:50,170 --> 01:11:52,740
That's really great,
Trips, but I gotta go.

1899
01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:54,100
Ok?

1900
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:54,110
No! You gotta come up and
Join me in the triumph!
Ok?

1901
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:58,200
No! You gotta come up and
Join me in the triumph!

1902
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,010
Why don't you call
A little more attention

1903
01:12:02,010 --> 01:12:02,020
To the stolen vehicle
By dancing on it?
Why don't you call
A little more attention

1904
01:12:02,020 --> 01:12:04,580
To the stolen vehicle
By dancing on it?

1905
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,210
I know. I'm being stupid,

1906
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:12,320
But, oh, we have been
Through scrape after scrape,

1907
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:12,330
And you've been
With me the whole time.
But, oh, we have been
Through scrape after scrape,

1908
01:12:12,330 --> 01:12:14,650
And you've been
With me the whole time.

1909
01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:16,990
Thank you.

1910
01:12:16,990 --> 01:12:17,000
Some of them
Have been humiliating,
Thank you.

1911
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,590
Some of them
Have been humiliating,

1912
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,160
Some have been
Life-endangering,

1913
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:21,170
And I had
An amazing time.
Some have been
Life-endangering,

1914
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,900
And I had
An amazing time.

1915
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:26,900
Good.

1916
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:30,300
I'm really happy
For you, trips,

1917
01:12:30,310 --> 01:12:31,910
But I'm gonna go now, ok?

1918
01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:34,640
Wait, ivy,
Don't be like that.

1919
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:34,650
Like what?
Wait, ivy,
Don't be like that.

1920
01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:36,640
Like what?

1921
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,690
Like that.

1922
01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:43,320
Look, I'm sorry it has
To end like this.

1923
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:43,330
I am. I mean,
This thing we...
Look, I'm sorry it has
To end like this.

1924
01:12:43,330 --> 01:12:48,420
I am. I mean,
This thing we...

1925
01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:52,730
We're here.
We've achieved--

1926
01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:55,800
I made kim a promise, and
I have to stand by that.

1927
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:59,300
I gave her my word,
And you said yourself

1928
01:12:59,300 --> 01:12:59,310
I'm a good guy.
I gave her my word,
And you said yourself

1929
01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:00,400
I'm a good guy.

1930
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,000
I'd do almost anything

1931
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,840
To stop somebody
From being hurt...

1932
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,700
I know, trips.

1933
01:13:13,950 --> 01:13:15,180
Trips, look.

1934
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,870
Uh...

1935
01:13:30,470 --> 01:13:31,470
Go.

1936
01:13:36,070 --> 01:13:37,300
Oh, no!

1937
01:13:38,110 --> 01:13:39,710
Oh, god!

1938
01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:41,080
Uh...

1939
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,620
Go.

1940
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,500
[giggles]

1941
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:04,510
Oh!
[giggles]

1942
01:14:04,510 --> 01:14:05,730
Oh!

1943
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:14,640
Thanks.

1944
01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:19,450
Hey...

1945
01:14:19,450 --> 01:14:21,650
Nothing for you yet?

1946
01:14:21,650 --> 01:14:21,660
No, and if he
Doesn't come through,
Nothing for you yet?

1947
01:14:21,660 --> 01:14:24,850
No, and if he
Doesn't come through,

1948
01:14:24,850 --> 01:14:27,120
He's cut off for life.

1949
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,120
Good luck.

1950
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:29,350
Thanks.

1951
01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:32,520
Hi.

1952
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:37,230
[sighs]

1953
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,640
Come on! Come on!

1954
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:49,650
[ding]

1955
01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:54,920
No!

1956
01:15:57,210 --> 01:15:59,640
No! You're
Not going anywhere!

1957
01:15:59,650 --> 01:16:01,250
No! No!

1958
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:01,260
No! No! No!
No! No!

1959
01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:03,050
No! No! No!

1960
01:16:03,050 --> 01:16:04,780
You're not him.

1961
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,160
[whimpers]

1962
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,390
Oh, god, I'm sorry.

1963
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,730
Uh--uh--here.

1964
01:16:16,730 --> 01:16:16,740
I'm sorry.
These--are mine!
Uh--uh--here.

1965
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:19,200
I'm sorry.
These--are mine!

1966
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,970
"Yours eternally, wyatt."

1967
01:16:20,970 --> 01:16:22,830
I sent these!

1968
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:24,870
Oh, god, you've got
To deliver them! Get up!

1969
01:16:24,870 --> 01:16:24,880
Here! Go, man, go!
Run like the wind!
Oh, god, you've got
To deliver them! Get up!

1970
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:29,010
Here! Go, man, go!
Run like the wind!

1971
01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:31,240
Wait! Wait a minute!

1972
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,590
Deliver my roses!

1973
01:16:38,190 --> 01:16:39,860
Aah!

1974
01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:48,890
No!

1975
01:16:50,670 --> 01:16:52,810
You again!

1976
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,770
Ah...

1977
01:16:55,770 --> 01:16:58,970
Ha ha ha ha!

1978
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:02,850
Oh, hi. Package for
Miss kimberly jasney.

1979
01:17:02,850 --> 01:17:04,620
That's me.

1980
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,890
Ahh...

1981
01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:25,160
Girl: do it!

1982
01:17:25,170 --> 01:17:27,070
Boy: swing over!

1983
01:17:27,070 --> 01:17:29,080
[beeping]

1984
01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:35,510
Please, god, I swear
I'll never send anything

1985
01:17:35,510 --> 01:17:37,880
Overnight delivery again.

1986
01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:42,620
[screaming]

1987
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,720
That'll be 26.75.

1988
01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:18,420
Aah!

1989
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:18,430
Unh!
Oh!
Aah!

1990
01:18:18,430 --> 01:18:20,020
Unh!
Oh!

1991
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:21,020
Trips?!

1992
01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,390
[groaning]

1993
01:18:27,330 --> 01:18:28,540
Hey, babe.

1994
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,610
Kim: no!

1995
01:18:48,050 --> 01:18:50,620
I was just doing my job.

1996
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,360
Who was that?

1997
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,990
And why did he try
To strangle you

1998
01:18:57,990 --> 01:18:58,000
After you came crashing
Through my window?
And why did he try
To strangle you

1999
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,020
After you came crashing
Through my window?

2000
01:19:00,030 --> 01:19:03,540
Wait. Why did you come
Crashing through my--

2001
01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:15,040
Oh, my god, trips.

2002
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,010
You never kissed me
Like that before.

2003
01:19:17,010 --> 01:19:19,080
You stole my breath.

2004
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,080
It's amazing.

2005
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,480
It's arousing.

2006
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:23,950
Over.
It's--

2007
01:19:23,950 --> 01:19:26,580
I beg your pardon?

2008
01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:29,090
Kim, I love you.

2009
01:19:29,090 --> 01:19:29,100
I always have.
Kim, I love you.

2010
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:30,890
I always have.

2011
01:19:30,890 --> 01:19:34,730
I always will
On some level, but...

2012
01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:37,500
I don't want to go out
With you anymore.

2013
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,730
[laughs]

2014
01:19:39,740 --> 01:19:41,670
You're breaking up
With me?

2015
01:19:41,670 --> 01:19:41,680
I didn't mean this.
You're breaking up
With me?

2016
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,070
I didn't mean this.

2017
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,500
This is a spur
Of the moment thing.

2018
01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:47,880
What the hell are
You talking about?

2019
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,050
I think I fell in love
With somebody else.

2020
01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:56,790
You...You are
An insane asshole.

2021
01:19:56,790 --> 01:19:59,490
Ok, you come
All the way down here,

2022
01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,060
You crash through
My window,

2023
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:04,290
And you pick a fight
With some poor delivery man

2024
01:20:04,290 --> 01:20:04,300
Just to break up with me?
And you pick a fight
With some poor delivery man

2025
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,620
Just to break up with me?

2026
01:20:06,630 --> 01:20:08,030
How dare you!

2027
01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:08,040
I'm sorry.
How dare you!

2028
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,490
I'm sorry.

2029
01:20:16,110 --> 01:20:17,110
Unh!

2030
01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:22,010
Hey, watch where
You're going next time.

2031
01:20:22,010 --> 01:20:25,110
Let me guess...
The ricker.

2032
01:20:25,110 --> 01:20:27,440
Yeah? So?

2033
01:20:27,450 --> 01:20:28,550
Thank you.

2034
01:20:28,550 --> 01:20:28,560
You changed my life.
Thank you.

2035
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:30,880
You changed my life.

2036
01:20:34,990 --> 01:20:36,850
What?!
Kim?

2037
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,800
You know, maybe
I was wrong to interfere

2038
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,670
With the duties of
A global express officer.

2039
01:21:04,490 --> 01:21:06,960
With time to spare!

2040
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,330
Oh ho ho ho!

2041
01:21:09,330 --> 01:21:12,870
Oh, life is good!
Ha!

2042
01:21:38,490 --> 01:21:40,130
Excuse me?

2043
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,590
Um...

2044
01:21:44,590 --> 01:21:47,060
I'm taking
This little trip,

2045
01:21:47,060 --> 01:21:50,560
And I was wondering maybe
You wanted to go with me.

2046
01:21:50,570 --> 01:21:53,600
I'm going to minnesota.

2047
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:53,610
See...
I'm going to minnesota.

2048
01:21:53,610 --> 01:21:55,770
See...

2049
01:21:55,770 --> 01:21:59,700
There's this girl there
And, uh...

2050
01:21:59,710 --> 01:22:03,180
I really...

2051
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:04,290
Really like her.

2052
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:08,020
Oh...

2053
01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:13,090
Ivy miller, will you
Be my valentine?

2054
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,590
You know, it's funny--

2055
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:45,420
I thought
You had a girlfriend.

2056
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:45,430
What?
I thought
You had a girlfriend.

2057
01:22:45,430 --> 01:22:47,320
What?

2058
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,320
No.

2059
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,320
No?

2060
01:22:49,330 --> 01:22:50,530
No. Uh-uh.

2061
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,730
Oh, no....

2062
01:22:52,730 --> 01:22:56,870
I was actually
Killing time.

2063
01:22:56,870 --> 01:22:58,500
Killing time?

2064
01:22:58,500 --> 01:22:58,510
I was killing time
Till I met you.
Killing time?

2065
01:22:58,510 --> 01:23:00,830
I was killing time
Till I met you.

2066
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:06,370
Wow, I never thought I'd
Fall for a line like that.

2067
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:08,410
I know.
Forgive me.

2068
01:23:08,410 --> 01:23:08,420
So how do we
Get back?
I know.
Forgive me.

2069
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:09,940
So how do we
Get back?

2070
01:23:09,950 --> 01:23:12,250
What do you mean get back?
We're not getting back.

2071
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:13,120
What do you mean?

2072
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:14,720
We're gonna go
To new orleans.

2073
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,950
New orleans?

2074
01:23:15,950 --> 01:23:15,960
Yeah. I was thinking
Actually europe next.
New orleans?

2075
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,120
Yeah. I was thinking
Actually europe next.

2076
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,120
Europe?

2077
01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:27,590
Kim: cellulite-packed
Cactuses I call thighs?!

2078
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,270
I am not fat!

2079
01:23:30,270 --> 01:23:32,300
Wyatt!

2080
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:32,310
* ooh *
Wyatt!

2081
01:23:32,310 --> 01:23:35,370
* ooh *

2082
01:23:35,370 --> 01:23:38,870
* ooh, ah *

2083
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:44,280
* now I told you,
So you ought to know *

2084
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:44,290
* ooh *
* now I told you,
So you ought to know *

2085
01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:47,910
* ooh *

2086
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:53,590
* takes some time
For our feelings to grow *

2087
01:23:53,590 --> 01:23:56,960
* ooh *

2088
01:23:56,960 --> 01:24:02,530
* but you're so close now,
I can't let you go *

2089
01:24:02,530 --> 01:24:02,540
* ooh *
* but you're so close now,
I can't let you go *

2090
01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:05,000
* ooh *

2091
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,270
* and I can't let go *

2092
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:12,880
* with you,
I'm not shy *

2093
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,610
* to show the way
I feel *

2094
01:24:15,610 --> 01:24:15,620
* with you,
I might try *
* to show the way
I feel *

2095
01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:19,110
* with you,
I might try *

2096
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,550
* my secrets to reveal *

2097
01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:22,560
* for you are a magnet *
* my secrets to reveal *

2098
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,450
* for you are a magnet *

2099
01:24:25,450 --> 01:24:30,320
* and I am steel *

2100
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:39,540
* I can't hope that
I'll hold you for long *

2101
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:43,140
* ooh *

2102
01:24:43,140 --> 01:24:48,710
* you're a woman
Who's lost in her song *

2103
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:48,720
* ooh *
* you're a woman
Who's lost in her song *

2104
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:52,040
* ooh *

2105
01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:57,790
* but the love
That I feel is so strong *

2106
01:24:57,790 --> 01:25:00,620
* ooh *

2107
01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:00,630
* it can't be wrong *
* ooh *

2108
01:25:00,630 --> 01:25:04,290
* it can't be wrong *

2109
01:25:04,290 --> 01:25:08,090
* with you,
I'm not shy *

2110
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:10,800
* to show the way
I feel *

2111
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:14,500
* with you,
I might try *

2112
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:14,510
* my secrets to reveal *
* with you,
I might try *

2113
01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:17,600
* my secrets to reveal *

2114
01:25:17,610 --> 01:25:20,910
* for you are a magnet *

2115
01:25:20,910 --> 01:25:20,920
* and I am steel *
* for you are a magnet *

2116
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:25,540
* and I am steel *

2117
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:38,160
* ooh *

2118
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:47,200
* ooh *

2119
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:56,520
* ooh *

2120
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:03,650
* with you,
I'm not shy *

2121
01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:06,680
* to show the way
I feel *

2122
01:26:06,690 --> 01:26:10,090
* with you,
I might try *

2123
01:26:10,090 --> 01:26:10,100
* secrets to reveal *
* with you,
I might try *

2124
01:26:10,100 --> 01:26:13,290
* secrets to reveal *

2125
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:16,700
* for you are a magnet *

2126
01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:21,180
* and I am steel *

2127
01:26:30,710 --> 01:26:33,880
* ooh *

2128
01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:42,950
* ooh *

2129
01:26:49,430 --> 01:26:52,260
* ooh *

2130
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:59,480
* with you,
I'm not shy *

2131
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:02,310
* to show the way
I feel *

2132
01:27:02,310 --> 01:27:02,320
* with you,
I might try *
* to show the way
I feel *

2133
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:05,880
* with you,
I might try *

2134
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,880
* secrets to reveal *

2135
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:12,280
* for you are a magnet *

2136
01:27:12,290 --> 01:27:15,260
* and I am steel *

2137
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:18,290
* you are a magnet *

2138
01:27:18,290 --> 01:27:18,300
* and I am steel *
* you are a magnet *

2139
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:21,690
* and I am steel *

2140
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:24,730
* you are a magnet *

2141
01:27:24,730 --> 01:27:24,740
* and I am steel *
* you are a magnet *

2142
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,930
* and I am steel *

2143
01:27:27,940 --> 01:27:31,010
* you are a magnet *

2144
01:27:31,010 --> 01:27:34,040
* and I am steel *

2145
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:34,050
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* and I am steel *

2146
01:27:34,050 --> 01:27:36,840
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2147
01:27:36,850 --> 01:27:39,850
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2148
01:27:39,850 --> 01:27:43,320
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