1 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:30,472 "Sarabande" from Barry Lyndon begins 2 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:52,428 - What time is it? 3 00:01:00,064 --> 00:01:01,470 You there, boy! 4 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:04,440 - Huh? 5 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:05,639 Why me, sir? 6 00:01:05,641 --> 00:01:07,575 - Yes, you, my good boy. 7 00:01:07,577 --> 00:01:09,280 What night is it? 8 00:01:09,282 --> 00:01:12,580 - Oh, why sir, it's Reject's Night. 9 00:01:12,582 --> 00:01:13,746 - Reject's Night. 10 00:01:13,748 --> 00:01:15,286 I haven't missed it at all. 11 00:01:16,949 --> 00:01:21,050 Boy, have you heard of the fine establishment 7-Eleven? 12 00:01:22,361 --> 00:01:24,053 - Why, of course, sir. 13 00:01:24,858 --> 00:01:26,429 - Well, good then, boy. 14 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:28,299 I want you to run and get me the largest bag 15 00:01:28,301 --> 00:01:31,368 of salt and vinegar chips that you can find. 16 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,436 - The one as big as myself? 17 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:34,899 - Yes, sir. 18 00:01:34,901 --> 00:01:36,934 Now, hurry, go! 19 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:38,507 Run before it's too late. 20 00:01:39,774 --> 00:01:41,477 Reject's Night, finally. 21 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:44,315 Hurry, boy, faster! 22 00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:45,679 Go! 23 00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:47,450 Be careful next to the pool! 24 00:01:54,294 --> 00:01:56,327 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 25 00:01:57,924 --> 00:01:59,264 - Burlington. 26 00:01:59,266 --> 00:02:00,892 - Burlington. 27 00:02:00,894 --> 00:02:01,893 Burlington. 28 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:08,636 - Recognize. 29 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:14,279 Tell 'em how you live, show 'em how you live. 30 00:02:14,281 --> 00:02:15,874 - It's a PT Cruiser lifestyle. 31 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,514 - [Lawrence] Yes. 32 00:02:18,516 --> 00:02:19,482 Yes. 33 00:02:20,254 --> 00:02:21,319 - We got Sum 41. 34 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:26,225 We got Big Shiny Tunes '99, Dance Mix '95. 35 00:02:27,657 --> 00:02:28,656 This one's blank. 36 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:29,822 It hasn't been done yet. 37 00:02:29,824 --> 00:02:31,461 The magic's waiting to happen. 38 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:33,122 ♪ Bust from the top, duck cops and sirens ♪ 39 00:02:33,124 --> 00:02:34,959 ♪ Fresh out the shop poppin' n' stylin' ♪ 40 00:02:34,961 --> 00:02:37,500 ♪ Madchild whylin' unidentical ♪ 41 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:39,535 ♪ The cynical is medical, condition is critical ♪ 42 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:43,803 ♪ Y'all ain't got it so don't even think about it ♪ 43 00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:45,937 ♪ 'Cause I doubt ♪ 44 00:02:45,939 --> 00:02:48,104 ♪ Swollen Members, Moka Only gonna take the shot ♪ 45 00:02:48,106 --> 00:02:50,480 ♪ If you think you betcha know, you better press rewind ♪ 46 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:52,383 ♪ You can bump it in ya Sony, repossess your mind ♪ 47 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:53,208 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 48 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:54,913 Shut the fuck up 49 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:56,552 'cause it's motherfuckin' Reject's Night. 50 00:02:58,259 --> 00:03:00,358 - [Student] Oh my god. 51 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,217 - [Student] Were those guys just in a bath together? 52 00:03:02,219 --> 00:03:04,362 - [Mr. Olenick] Okay, could someone get the lights please? 53 00:03:04,364 --> 00:03:05,759 - [Student] Yup, I got it. 54 00:03:07,301 --> 00:03:09,499 - Oh, Mr. Olenick, it's not over yet. 55 00:03:09,501 --> 00:03:10,665 - It's not? 56 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:12,194 - No, no. 57 00:03:12,196 --> 00:03:13,470 The fade to black was just for dramatic effect 58 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:15,065 and then we did blooper reel 59 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,540 and outtakes over the end credit sequence. 60 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:19,410 - Okay. 61 00:03:19,412 --> 00:03:21,203 We're not gonna get through all that today, Lawrence, 62 00:03:21,205 --> 00:03:23,040 but-- - Tomorrow? 63 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:24,679 - This assignment was to do a two-minute video essay 64 00:03:24,681 --> 00:03:27,143 on bias in the media, right? 65 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:30,487 So, what is this? 66 00:03:30,489 --> 00:03:32,456 - Oh yeah, well, I just decided 67 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,183 that I didn't really care about that topic 68 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:36,757 and wanted to do something more personal, 69 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,253 from the heart. 70 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:39,397 - Okay. 71 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:40,563 Yes, Lauren. 72 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,367 - [Student] Yo, it's Lauren P! 73 00:03:42,369 --> 00:03:43,467 - I liked it. 74 00:03:43,469 --> 00:03:45,403 It was really cute. 75 00:03:45,405 --> 00:03:46,866 - Okay. 76 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,406 Well, it's not supposed to be cute. 77 00:03:48,408 --> 00:03:50,001 - There was a skit at the beginning 78 00:03:50,003 --> 00:03:51,409 and then it turns into a mockumentary, right? 79 00:03:51,411 --> 00:03:53,411 - No, the beginning is an homage 80 00:03:53,413 --> 00:03:55,578 to Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." 81 00:03:57,241 --> 00:04:01,782 If anything, I would say that Reject's Night is simply a, 82 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:04,389 a love letter to friendship. 83 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:06,248 - Okay. 84 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,283 Well, all right. 85 00:04:08,285 --> 00:04:09,823 Matt, anything to add? 86 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:11,462 - Yeah, it's just a private joke. 87 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:12,628 - What? 88 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:13,464 It's not a private joke. 89 00:04:13,466 --> 00:04:14,498 Come on! 90 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:16,467 Okay. 91 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:17,963 - You can sit. 92 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:19,162 - I'm going to address the class. 93 00:04:20,572 --> 00:04:23,375 Me and Matt watch SNL every weekend, right? 94 00:04:23,377 --> 00:04:25,300 And so I guess the joke is 95 00:04:25,302 --> 00:04:28,446 while your typical teenager is out having sex 96 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:31,911 and doing drugs and being invited to parties, 97 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:34,419 me and Matt are watching Saturday Night Live 98 00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:36,652 on our weekly tradition of Reject's Night. 99 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:39,985 I just, 100 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:41,624 I just think that you should make films about things 101 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:43,153 that matter to you. 102 00:04:43,155 --> 00:04:44,759 I'm sorry. 103 00:04:44,761 --> 00:04:45,760 I don't care about bias in the media 104 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:47,465 and probably never will, 105 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:50,831 so yeah. 106 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,372 - [Mr. Olenick] Well, that's one perspective. 107 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:56,507 Have a great day. 108 00:04:58,137 --> 00:04:59,301 - [Announcer Over PA System] Students, don't forget. 109 00:04:59,303 --> 00:05:00,940 The Terry Fox Run is next week. 110 00:05:00,942 --> 00:05:02,480 Please come by the office 111 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,305 and sign up if you plan on running. 112 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:05,274 - Hey, guys. 113 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:07,177 How's that year end video coming? 114 00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:09,586 - Good. - Good. 115 00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:11,456 - Good, good! 116 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,150 Does that mean we're gonna see a cut anytime soon? 117 00:05:13,152 --> 00:05:14,987 Because you know, 118 00:05:14,989 --> 00:05:16,593 the principal still needs to approve the concept 119 00:05:16,595 --> 00:05:18,188 before we screen it at the year end assembly. 120 00:05:19,532 --> 00:05:20,993 - Yeah, it's just like, you know, 121 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,632 with how my creative process works, 122 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:23,864 kind of like, you know, I just really-- 123 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,800 - Okay, Lawrence, 124 00:05:25,802 --> 00:05:29,298 directing the year end video is a huge honour, okay? 125 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,805 So if you're not gonna take it seriously 126 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:32,675 and respect my deadlines, 127 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:34,974 then I'm sure plenty of other students will, okay? 128 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:37,416 So please, please, 129 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:40,716 I need a rough cut in a month, okay? 130 00:05:45,657 --> 00:05:48,790 ♪ I see you every single day ♪ 131 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:49,923 ♪ But you don't know ♪ 132 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:51,925 - I just like don't understand 133 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:54,730 why Mr. Olenick can't be like a real educator 134 00:05:54,732 --> 00:05:57,436 who trusts that I know what I'm doing and just like. 135 00:05:58,571 --> 00:06:00,065 - Well, maybe if you didn't make 136 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:02,067 the most embarrassing movie of all time. 137 00:06:02,069 --> 00:06:04,575 - I think you loved Reject's Night until Lauren P. came in 138 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:07,369 with her little "media analysis" or whatever. 139 00:06:07,371 --> 00:06:09,448 - It was just different when you showed it in class. 140 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,416 I don't know. 141 00:06:12,046 --> 00:06:13,914 You didn't have to be such a fucking cock to her. 142 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,148 - Yeah, well, I don't care if Lauren P. lives or dies. 143 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:18,083 Okay? 144 00:06:19,053 --> 00:06:20,789 - [Lauren P.] Hey, Matt. 145 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:22,318 - Hey. 146 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,253 Oh, fuck. 147 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,025 Okay, Lawrence, can you just, 148 00:06:26,027 --> 00:06:28,390 can you promise we start editing something soon please? 149 00:06:28,392 --> 00:06:29,226 What are you filming? 150 00:06:29,228 --> 00:06:30,062 - Clouds. 151 00:06:30,064 --> 00:06:31,228 - Okay, stop. 152 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,196 We have enough. 153 00:06:33,232 --> 00:06:34,704 We're never gonna use that. 154 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,741 My dad needs his camera back anyways. 155 00:06:38,743 --> 00:06:40,611 - Can you just tell Rick 156 00:06:40,613 --> 00:06:41,942 that like, I actually need to use it for something important? 157 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,274 Like, look dude, 158 00:06:44,276 --> 00:06:46,045 the Year End Video is gonna be amazing. 159 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:47,948 You're just mad 'cause Lauren P. called you a virgin 160 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:51,083 and you're like, the horniest guy in the world, okay? 161 00:06:51,085 --> 00:06:52,282 - You know I've fingered before, right? 162 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:53,888 - Can you stop saying that? 163 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,120 I don't wanna hear it. 164 00:06:57,289 --> 00:06:59,190 - It's weird that you don't jerk off. 165 00:06:59,192 --> 00:07:00,895 - Look, I've tried it and it's really not for me. 166 00:07:00,897 --> 00:07:02,424 You know? 167 00:07:02,426 --> 00:07:04,129 Like, I'd much rather watch "GoodFellas." 168 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:06,032 What are you doing? 169 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,396 - Why don't you go jerk off to "GoodFellas" then? 170 00:07:07,398 --> 00:07:08,705 - No, can you just. 171 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:09,508 Delete this, delete-- 172 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,542 - Hey! 173 00:07:10,544 --> 00:07:12,709 Fuck you, fucker! 174 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:32,927 - [Terri] If Matt returned "Wild Things," 175 00:07:32,929 --> 00:07:35,160 why did I get a phone call saying I owe $25? 176 00:07:35,162 --> 00:07:36,997 - I don't know. 177 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,493 It's like a mistake in the system, or something. 178 00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:39,670 - I can't wait until you go off to university 179 00:07:39,672 --> 00:07:40,495 and make new friends, you know? 180 00:07:40,497 --> 00:07:42,068 Like, really, 181 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,201 just maybe they'll be more responsible 182 00:07:43,203 --> 00:07:44,774 with other people's things. 183 00:07:44,776 --> 00:07:45,940 - Look, Matt said he returned it. 184 00:07:45,942 --> 00:07:47,106 - I'm not paying for it, okay? 185 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:48,646 So maybe you should get a job 186 00:07:48,648 --> 00:07:49,647 and you can pay for Matt's late fees. 187 00:07:49,649 --> 00:07:51,583 - Matt's his own person. 188 00:07:51,585 --> 00:07:53,442 Probably what it is, is like a clerical issue at Sequels. 189 00:07:53,444 --> 00:07:54,278 They can check in the back. - I'll give him a person. 190 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,818 Okay, wait. 191 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:57,347 I have to talk to you about something 192 00:07:57,349 --> 00:07:59,184 and I want you to keep an open mind, okay? 193 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:00,790 I just don't understand 194 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,693 why you won't apply to Canadian universities. 195 00:08:02,695 --> 00:08:05,157 - Because I don't want to be like, a Canadian filmmaker. 196 00:08:05,159 --> 00:08:06,994 - What about Atom Egoyan or David Rotenberg -- 197 00:08:06,996 --> 00:08:07,863 - Cronenberg! - Cronenberg! 198 00:08:07,865 --> 00:08:08,864 - Oh my god. 199 00:08:08,866 --> 00:08:10,030 - Where did he go? 200 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,603 - Mom, I wanna go to NYU. 201 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:12,571 - Anyone else in your class going to NYU? 202 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:13,429 Where are they going? 203 00:08:13,431 --> 00:08:15,299 - I don't know. 204 00:08:15,301 --> 00:08:17,136 They're probably gonna go to like, Guelph or something. 205 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:19,006 They're idiots! Take tourism and business management. 206 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:20,502 - NYU is very expensive. We're talking about American tuition. 207 00:08:20,504 --> 00:08:21,679 Do you happen to have like 90,000 US? 208 00:08:21,681 --> 00:08:23,538 - It doesn't cost that much. 209 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:25,045 - We'll Ask Jeeves when we get home how much it costs. 210 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,046 - You just don't think I'm gonna get in. 211 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,542 That's all it is. 212 00:08:27,544 --> 00:08:29,148 - Yeah, you have no idea of all the bullshit 213 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,655 I had to deal with after your father. 214 00:08:30,657 --> 00:08:32,085 Okay, you know what? 215 00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:33,658 I have a lot of terrible things in my life. 216 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,187 Most people don't have all my things. 217 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:36,188 They might have some of my things, 218 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,189 but not everything. 219 00:08:37,191 --> 00:08:38,421 - It's not a contest. 220 00:08:38,423 --> 00:08:40,599 Our lives are equally hard. 221 00:08:43,901 --> 00:08:45,065 - Okay. 222 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,495 I'm not waiting two hours 223 00:08:46,497 --> 00:08:47,496 while you walk around a video store. 224 00:08:47,498 --> 00:08:49,036 So you're going in 225 00:08:49,038 --> 00:08:50,202 and you're going to rent one movie 226 00:08:50,204 --> 00:08:50,939 and then we're leaving, right? 227 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:54,371 Right? 228 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:55,537 Don't slam that door. 229 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:22,036 - Welcome to Sequels. 230 00:09:22,038 --> 00:09:23,532 Oh, hey Lawrence. 231 00:09:23,534 --> 00:09:24,742 - Yeah, yeah. 232 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,473 - Ah, that is a great choice. 233 00:09:30,475 --> 00:09:31,573 Love to see it. 234 00:09:33,753 --> 00:09:34,719 Hey, man. 235 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:42,727 - I've seen it babe. - Okay, this one? 236 00:09:42,729 --> 00:09:44,762 - I don't wanna watch an old movie. 237 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:45,763 - Fine, Mario. 238 00:09:45,765 --> 00:09:46,731 This one. 239 00:09:48,295 --> 00:09:50,130 - Babe, I hate this guy. 240 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,626 He always looks like he has to take the hugest shit. 241 00:09:51,628 --> 00:09:53,232 - Hey. 242 00:09:53,234 --> 00:09:54,739 - [Customer] Why don't you ever let me pick? 243 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,400 - You guys finding everything okay today? 244 00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:57,467 - Do you work here? 245 00:09:58,272 --> 00:09:59,238 - No. 246 00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:01,405 - What should we get, man? 247 00:10:01,407 --> 00:10:03,011 - Are you looking for a comedy? 248 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:06,883 Oh. 249 00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:08,643 Ooh, have you ever seen "Happiness" by Todd Solondz? 250 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:09,820 - No. - No. 251 00:10:09,822 --> 00:10:11,283 - It's this really amazing movie 252 00:10:11,285 --> 00:10:12,647 about all these people living in L.A. 253 00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:15,584 who are like, super messed up. 254 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:16,761 There's a dad in the movie 255 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,323 who's like an actual pedophile 256 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:19,698 who wants to have sex with his son. 257 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,623 And Philip Seymour Hoffman's 258 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,394 always calling people on the phone while he masturbates. 259 00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:25,803 But it's also really hopeful. 260 00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:27,629 Like, you really care about all these characters, 261 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:29,741 which I think makes it so much worse. 262 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:32,469 You know what? 263 00:10:32,471 --> 00:10:33,844 It speaks for itself. 264 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:35,439 Enrich your child. 265 00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:36,638 - Thank you. - Yeah. 266 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,114 - Let's go. - Yeah. 267 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:44,250 - [Shannon] I can take the next customer. 268 00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:48,155 - How many movies do you have there? 269 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:49,387 - [Lawrence] Like, seven. 270 00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:50,960 - No, you pick one. 271 00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:51,796 - One. 272 00:10:51,798 --> 00:10:53,160 Are you serious? 273 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,799 - [Alana] I can help who's next. - One. 274 00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:57,967 - [Sequels commercial] When you rent any three new releases, 275 00:10:57,969 --> 00:10:58,968 you'll get a classic movie at half price-- 276 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,268 - [Alana] Hey, Lawrence. 277 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,874 Find everything okay? 278 00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:04,842 - Yep. 279 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,812 Look, I know that last time, 280 00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,781 you guys said you weren't hiring, 281 00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:13,246 but I just wanted to give you a hard copy of my resume. 282 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:16,150 - Oh yeah, thanks. 283 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:17,514 I'll hold on to that. 284 00:11:18,858 --> 00:11:21,716 - I don't know if you know, but Lawrence, 285 00:11:21,718 --> 00:11:23,388 he applied to NYU's 286 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:25,489 Tisch School of the Arts. - Tisch, yeah. 287 00:11:25,491 --> 00:11:26,930 - He's very talented. 288 00:11:26,932 --> 00:11:27,832 Loves films. 289 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,559 - Very cool. 290 00:11:29,561 --> 00:11:31,429 Yeah, Terri, 291 00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:34,531 it looks like you have a late fee on your account for $25 292 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,907 for "Wild Things." 293 00:11:36,909 --> 00:11:38,909 Would you like to pay that off today? 294 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,274 - No, I would not. 295 00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,149 - Yo, this is fucked. 296 00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:50,481 Why don't you tell your mom you need your own room? 297 00:11:50,483 --> 00:11:52,054 - It's fine. 298 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:54,221 It's just 'cause all my dad's stuff is in there. 299 00:11:55,026 --> 00:11:56,256 We switch every month. 300 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,093 I'll have my own room in January. 301 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,425 Can you pass me the cushions? 302 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:05,397 Bam. 303 00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:09,203 Ow. 304 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,570 ♪ I'm the cash man ♪ 305 00:12:13,572 --> 00:12:16,408 ♪ I'll give you money for your gold ♪ 306 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,739 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 307 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,478 ♪ Yes, I'm the cash man ♪ 308 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,382 ♪ I'll give you money for your gold ♪ 309 00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:26,154 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 310 00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:31,588 SNL begins with "The Chanukkah Song" 311 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,589 - Is that Adam Sandler? 312 00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:33,865 - Mom. - What? 313 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:34,998 Can I ask a question? 314 00:12:38,135 --> 00:12:39,497 He has a new movie coming out? 315 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:41,103 - Yes, "Punch Drunk Love." 316 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,699 Remember, you were supposed to take me. 317 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,272 - Dude, it's the "Chanukah Song." 318 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:46,240 - What? 319 00:12:51,577 --> 00:12:52,741 - Maybe you should tell Adam Sandler 320 00:12:52,743 --> 00:12:54,677 that we celebrate Chanukah. 321 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,448 - Mom! 322 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:58,087 Me and Matt can't have Reject's Night with you here. 323 00:12:58,089 --> 00:12:59,517 - Well, I'm sorry, but I live here. 324 00:12:59,519 --> 00:13:00,991 - Yeah, but like, 325 00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,619 we can't be truest selves with you around. 326 00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:03,785 - This is a really small house. 327 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:04,621 Where would you like me to go? 328 00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:05,457 - To your room. 329 00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:07,063 - To my room? 330 00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:08,031 How about you go to your room, Lawrence? 331 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,032 - I'm in my room! 332 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,968 My room is the couch! 333 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,134 - Well, you know, I'm sorry you can't do Reject's Night 334 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,971 in a big fancy house tonight. 335 00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:15,500 - Mom, I'm just trying to watch SNL with my best friend. 336 00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,238 And now, we're missing "The Chanukah Song" 337 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,701 with a special guest appearance from Rob Schneider, 338 00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:21,242 which I'll probably never get to see again. 339 00:13:21,244 --> 00:13:22,947 Can you please just go? 340 00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:24,344 God. 341 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,810 - How do you stand him, Matt? 342 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:31,989 Let's go. 343 00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:40,932 - Dude, that was fucking brutal. 344 00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,494 - Yeah. 345 00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:44,265 She gets like, really weird on the weekends. 346 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,200 I don't know. 347 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,532 Menopause. 348 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,973 SNL Main Credits begin 349 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:49,974 - Oh, Jimmy Fallon. 350 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:51,140 Not funny at all. 351 00:13:51,142 --> 00:13:52,636 - He breaks in every sketch. 352 00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:54,836 Ruined the "Weekend Update." 353 00:13:54,838 --> 00:13:55,804 I miss Norm. 354 00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,840 - Yo, do you wanna do the thing? 355 00:13:58,842 --> 00:13:59,808 - Yeah? 356 00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:03,317 All right, what are you gonna do? 357 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,286 I'm gonna watch a break dancer in Times Square, okay? 358 00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:07,090 What about you? 359 00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:09,719 - Okay, I'm in an oyster bar in Grand Central Station 360 00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:11,094 and I'm laughing with all my friends, 361 00:14:11,096 --> 00:14:12,194 having a great time. 362 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:14,790 - Okay. - Okay. 363 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:19,069 It's "Saturday Night Live" with your host, Matt Macarchuck! 364 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:23,040 Yeah, oh. 365 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,505 - Keep the change, man. 366 00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:28,045 And Lawrence Kweller. 367 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:28,980 - Oh, you guys. 368 00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:29,871 Oh, I couldn't. 369 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:33,050 Oh. 370 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,513 Ooh, that's good. 371 00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:36,020 - And your hosts, 372 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,385 Lawrence Kweller and Matt Macarchuck. 373 00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,255 - Okay. 374 00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:42,587 Hey guys, we have a great show for you tonight. 375 00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:43,654 - Korn is here. 376 00:14:43,656 --> 00:14:45,227 - Korn is here, yeah. 377 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,591 So make sure to stick around. 378 00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:48,395 - Because we'll be. 379 00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:50,430 - We'll be right back. - We'll be right back. 380 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,071 - Sorry, I didn't have time to eat my lunch 381 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:55,468 so I'm just gonna, 382 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,899 but it won't distract from your-- 383 00:14:57,901 --> 00:15:00,275 - Of course, that's fine. - Interview at all. 384 00:15:00,277 --> 00:15:02,937 And thanks for coming in on such short notice. 385 00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:03,949 Someone just quit. 386 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,612 Okay. 387 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:08,448 That's fine. 388 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,318 Lawrence, 389 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,188 why don't you just tell me a little bit about yourself? 390 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:16,720 - So basically, like, movies are my entire life. 391 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:19,822 I need to watch movies like I need to breathe air. 392 00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:22,297 And if I don't watch movie every single day, 393 00:15:22,299 --> 00:15:26,268 I feel like there's a part of myself that's like, dying. 394 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:28,138 - [Alana] Oh. 395 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,304 - So I think that could make me a really big asset 396 00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:31,900 to the Sequels corporation. 397 00:15:31,902 --> 00:15:33,407 - Great. 398 00:15:33,409 --> 00:15:34,903 So what's your availability like? 399 00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:36,443 Like, can you work evenings and weekends? 400 00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:37,972 - Oh, extremely available. - Okay. 401 00:15:37,974 --> 00:15:39,149 - Like, I go to high school during the day. 402 00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,975 - What high school do you go to? 403 00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:42,548 - A-shot, Aldershot High. 404 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,451 - No way. 405 00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,453 I went to Aldershot. 406 00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:47,520 - Really? 407 00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:48,488 - Yeah. 408 00:15:50,096 --> 00:15:50,952 Okay. 409 00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,855 - Yeah. 410 00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:55,330 You know, I really appreciate the opportunity to interview. 411 00:15:55,332 --> 00:15:57,365 - Well, like to be honest with you, 412 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,202 like if you work here, 413 00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:00,731 you have to know how to leave your problems at the door. 414 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,271 - Oh, of course. 415 00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,437 - Like, you have to be professional 416 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,603 even when you don't wanna be. 417 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,077 - Could I actually tell you 418 00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:07,309 a little like anecdote about that? 419 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:08,871 - Yeah, sure. 420 00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:11,005 - This might surprise you, given my resume, 421 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:12,644 but I was actually doing really, 422 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,646 really poorly in school last year. 423 00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:17,352 I just, I just wanted to sleep all day. 424 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,189 I never wanted to go to class 425 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:21,488 and my mom was really upset because I wasn't talking to her. 426 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,193 She kept trying to make me 427 00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:25,162 go on all these different anti-depressants 428 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:26,856 because I have "serious emotional problems" or whatever, but. 429 00:16:26,858 --> 00:16:28,693 - Oh, yeah, that-- 430 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:31,663 - Anyway, it was Awards Night at Aldershot 431 00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,764 and everyone was getting up onstage 432 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:36,239 to get their plaque for being on the honour roll. 433 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,967 And I was filming. 434 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:41,475 I just had this thought, which was like, 435 00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:44,379 you know, what if I'm smart? 436 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:45,875 I bet if I actually did my work 437 00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:47,415 and handed my assignments in on time 438 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,285 that I could be on the stupid honour roll too. 439 00:16:49,287 --> 00:16:50,286 - Mm-hmm. 440 00:16:50,288 --> 00:16:51,749 - So the next day, 441 00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:53,619 I had my mother drive me to Chapters 442 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,050 and I speed read "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teens" 443 00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:59,460 and it totally changed my life forever. 444 00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:01,363 - Mm. 445 00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:02,364 - And the very next year, I was on the honour roll. 446 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,893 - Oh, there you go! 447 00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:04,960 - Now, I would say I'm very good at 448 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:08,403 putting first things first. - Mm-hmm. 449 00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,538 - And um, beginning with the end in mind, 450 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:15,905 which for me is going to NYU Tisch School for the Arts. 451 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:17,775 A lot of my favourite filmmakers went there 452 00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:19,711 and I never really thought that I was good enough, 453 00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:22,076 but I've decided to bet on myself as an artist 454 00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,187 and a young man. 455 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,322 - Cool. 456 00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,082 - So NYU costs 90,000 US dollars 457 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:30,953 and I know you get 10 free rentals a week if you work here. 458 00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:33,758 So you don't have to tell me right now, 459 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,268 but yeah, just know the stakes are very, very high for me. 460 00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:41,898 - Okay, yeah. 461 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,703 Like, I think 462 00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,005 I'm gonna hire you. 463 00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:55,285 Welcome to Sequels, Lawrence! 464 00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:04,085 All right, team. 465 00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:05,526 Hands in. - Yeah. 466 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,760 - Come on. 467 00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:11,202 - Teamwork makes the dream work! 468 00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:12,434 Yeah. 469 00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:13,699 - Very nice. 470 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,096 - Very good. - All right. 471 00:18:15,098 --> 00:18:16,966 So I have our mystery shopper report 472 00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:20,541 and Brant Street earned a 98% on customer service. 473 00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:22,070 - Yeah. - Oh yeah. 474 00:18:22,072 --> 00:18:23,907 - Gift cards for everyone. - Nice. 475 00:18:23,909 --> 00:18:27,042 - So, I'm gonna ask you guys to set some goals today. 476 00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,879 Shannon? - Mm-hmm. 477 00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:31,948 - How many Sequels memberships do you think you can sell? 478 00:18:32,951 --> 00:18:35,050 - Like two. 479 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:39,296 - Shannon, how about five? 480 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:41,661 - Okay, yeah. 481 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,596 - Great. - Yeah, put me down for five. 482 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:44,125 - Nice. - Nice. 483 00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:47,799 And how about Brendan, Mr. GameCube expert? 484 00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:51,968 How many previously enjoyed games do you think you can sell? 485 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,640 - I am also gonna sell five. 486 00:18:53,642 --> 00:18:54,839 - Great. 487 00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:56,445 And Lawrence. 488 00:18:56,447 --> 00:18:58,007 Now, did everyone get a chance to meet Lawrence? 489 00:18:58,009 --> 00:19:00,449 Lawrence will be on the floor today 490 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:01,450 working his very first active seller shift. 491 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:08,952 So how many advanced copies of "Shrek" on DVD 492 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:11,427 do you think you can sell? 493 00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:13,231 - Isn't "Shrek" already out on DVD? 494 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,826 - Yeah, but this is like, 495 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:17,829 it's a new special edition with yeah, 496 00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:19,336 it's wide screen 497 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:20,502 and then there's like special footage 498 00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:22,372 of how they animated the donkey. 499 00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,000 - Donkey. 500 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:25,540 - That's awesome. - Thank you. 501 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,410 - Then probably like zero? 502 00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:31,216 - No, I can put you down for like three "Shreks." 503 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:33,779 I can do that. 504 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,649 All right. 505 00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:38,179 Nice, so we're gonna have a really awesome day, team. 506 00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:39,719 - Okay, I'm sorry, Alana, 507 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,985 can I just say one thing like, really quickly? 508 00:19:41,987 --> 00:19:45,527 I understand that I'm new here, but I really hate lying. 509 00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:47,221 There is no way I'm gonna be able 510 00:19:47,223 --> 00:19:49,091 to sell three copies of "Shrek" tonight. 511 00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:50,862 Like, I could maybe see myself doing that 512 00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:52,567 with a film that I cared about. 513 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:54,965 "Adaptation," "Bowling for Columbine." 514 00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:57,407 I'm very comfortable promoting the works of Michael Moore, 515 00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:59,805 but I thought I got hired here to talk about real cinema, 516 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,544 which "Shrek" is not. 517 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,579 So can I just do that? 518 00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:08,781 And also that sash, is that gonna be mandatory? 519 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,387 I refuse to wear the sash. 520 00:20:10,389 --> 00:20:12,521 I have to put my foot down on that as well. 521 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,629 God. 522 00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,059 Hey. - Hey. 523 00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:24,995 - You finding everything okay? 524 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:26,832 - Yeah. Thanks, babe. 525 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,263 - What's that? 526 00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:31,408 "Legally Blonde," this is a great movie. 527 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,706 My mom really likes the scene 528 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,940 with the bend and snap. 529 00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,179 - I told you, 530 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:46,247 it's the guy in the TV show 531 00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:50,790 and the woman with the hair who married that man. 532 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,286 - Yes! 533 00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:53,859 You're describing "The Whole Nine Yards." 534 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:57,027 - It is not "The Whole Nine Yards!" 535 00:20:57,029 --> 00:20:58,897 - No, 536 00:20:58,899 --> 00:21:00,228 we rented out our last copy of "Blue Crush" this afternoon. 537 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,229 - Could you help me? 538 00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:03,132 - Thanks, bye. 539 00:21:03,134 --> 00:21:06,135 - A little boy was helping me, but he's disappeared. 540 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,708 - Okay. 541 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,545 Well, do you remember what he looked like? 542 00:21:09,547 --> 00:21:11,107 - Jewish. 543 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:12,614 - Sorry, he was Jewish? 544 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:16,145 - You know, thick dark hair, brown eyes, 545 00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:19,918 shorter than a man, like Danny DeVito. 546 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,689 A little Jew boy. 547 00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:22,558 No, hold on. 548 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,395 TV Jewish. 549 00:21:24,397 --> 00:21:28,927 A little boy who could play a Jew on television. 550 00:21:35,265 --> 00:21:36,440 - [Matt] Come on, man. 551 00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:37,166 We're gonna miss the movie. 552 00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:43,304 What are we going to see again? 553 00:21:43,306 --> 00:21:44,811 - [Lawrence] P-T-A! 554 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:45,812 - [Employee] And "The Santa Claus 2" 555 00:21:45,814 --> 00:21:47,308 will be in theater 12. 556 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,716 - Two tickets to Paul Thomas Anderson's 557 00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:50,388 "Punch Drunk Love" please. 558 00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:52,346 - Okay. 559 00:21:52,348 --> 00:21:53,347 Are you paying in cash or? 560 00:21:53,349 --> 00:21:54,183 - Yeah, cash. 561 00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:55,426 - Oh no, Matt. 562 00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:57,219 I got this. 563 00:21:58,321 --> 00:21:59,826 - You never have money. 564 00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:01,432 - Yeah. 565 00:22:01,434 --> 00:22:02,829 Well, you know, I'm just happy you came with me. 566 00:22:02,831 --> 00:22:04,028 - Yeah, I love Adam Sandler. 567 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,634 - Well, I mean, 568 00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,130 this isn't gonna be your typical Sandler affair. 569 00:22:07,132 --> 00:22:08,670 It's a Paul Thomas Anderson film, 570 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,364 so it's gonna be a bit challenging for you. 571 00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:12,036 - I think I can fucking get it. 572 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:16,106 - Thank you. - Okay. 573 00:22:16,108 --> 00:22:17,371 Enjoy your show. 574 00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:18,339 - I will. 575 00:22:20,277 --> 00:22:21,782 - I just realized when you're in New York, 576 00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:24,015 you can see SNL like, every weekend. 577 00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,720 - I think the tickets are based on 578 00:22:25,722 --> 00:22:27,425 like a highly competitive lottery system, 579 00:22:27,427 --> 00:22:28,690 so yeah. 580 00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:32,595 - Can I go with you? 581 00:22:32,597 --> 00:22:34,795 - I mean, if you can get tickets, yeah, for sure. 582 00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:37,028 - No, like to New York. 583 00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,568 We could move there together 584 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:39,833 'cause I have dual citizenship, so. 585 00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:43,969 - Hey, do you guys do little shots of espresso here? 586 00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,104 Okay. 587 00:22:47,106 --> 00:22:49,546 Then I will get a root beer, medium. 588 00:22:49,548 --> 00:22:51,042 Matt, do you want anything? 589 00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:54,584 - Yeah, just a popcorn and a Coke please. 590 00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:57,686 - Okay, so yeah, two drinks and two popcorns please. 591 00:22:57,688 --> 00:22:59,149 So I just wanted to talk to you 592 00:22:59,151 --> 00:23:01,382 about Reject's Night this weekend. 593 00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:04,055 I think there might be a potential conflict. 594 00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:06,057 - What's the conflict, that you're gay? 595 00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:08,895 - No, it's that I got a job at Sequels, man! 596 00:23:08,897 --> 00:23:10,699 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 597 00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:12,734 I get 10 free movie rentals a week, 598 00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:15,396 15% off all Coca-Cola branded products. 599 00:23:15,398 --> 00:23:16,364 Oh, and look, 600 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:21,512 they let me take any of the Twizzlers 601 00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:24,009 that are past their expiration date. 602 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,846 Keep that between you and me, okay? 603 00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:28,552 But it also means 604 00:23:28,554 --> 00:23:30,444 that I'm not gonna be able to watch SNL anymore 605 00:23:30,446 --> 00:23:31,918 because Sequels closes at midnight on Saturdays, so. 606 00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:34,250 - What, so I'm supposed to watch it by myself 607 00:23:34,252 --> 00:23:35,625 like a fucking loser? 608 00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:37,121 - Sorry, man. 609 00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:38,958 I gotta be proactive about my future. 610 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,190 NYU costs $90,000 611 00:23:40,192 --> 00:23:42,225 and it's not like my parents 612 00:23:42,227 --> 00:23:43,930 are gonna buy everything for me. 613 00:23:47,364 --> 00:23:48,836 - [Audience Member] Take off your hat. 614 00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:12,992 - "Punch Drunk Love" is seriously like the greatest movie 615 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:14,730 I've ever seen in my life. 616 00:24:14,732 --> 00:24:16,600 - Why did Adam Sandler need all that pudding -- 617 00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:19,801 - Because it's the greatest love story of our time, Matt! 618 00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:20,967 Oh my god, 619 00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:22,804 the scene where they kiss 620 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,608 and the cameras do that whooshing thing. 621 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,611 And then you see their shadows and it's like, ugh! 622 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:29,613 And then all this stuff with the Mattress Man. 623 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:34,948 ♪ Turmoil in tinfoil ♪ 624 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:35,883 Okay. 625 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,284 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 626 00:24:44,894 --> 00:24:47,994 I thought we were going to your house? 627 00:24:47,996 --> 00:24:49,127 Is that Lauren P.?! 628 00:24:49,129 --> 00:24:50,062 - Get down. 629 00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:54,165 - What movie is she watching? 630 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:59,038 - Lauren P. is so good at editing. 631 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,006 - So? 632 00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:05,715 - Well, I was thinking maybe she could help us 633 00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:09,081 with like, the Year End Video, you know? 634 00:25:10,381 --> 00:25:11,886 - Matt, are you like in love with Lauren P.? 635 00:25:11,888 --> 00:25:13,448 - Shut the fuck up! 636 00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:15,626 Hey! 637 00:25:15,628 --> 00:25:17,155 Fuck! 638 00:25:17,157 --> 00:25:19,630 Shit, fuck! 639 00:25:25,704 --> 00:25:29,497 Lawrence, are you asleep? 640 00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:33,072 - [Lawrence] Almost. 641 00:25:37,650 --> 00:25:38,814 - I was wondering what you thought 642 00:25:38,816 --> 00:25:40,442 about me coming to New York. 643 00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:44,314 - I thought you were going to Aldershot next year. 644 00:25:44,316 --> 00:25:46,756 Aren't your parents making you? 645 00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:48,021 - Yeah, but I have dual citizenship, 646 00:25:48,023 --> 00:25:49,550 so it's like, it's whatever. 647 00:25:53,996 --> 00:25:58,702 - Can I tell you something like really honest 648 00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,562 and you have to promise you're not gonna get mad at me? 649 00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:04,103 - Yeah. 650 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:09,009 - Well, it's just like after high school, 651 00:26:10,408 --> 00:26:11,946 I see myself having a really different life 652 00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:16,214 with new friends who share in my interests. 653 00:26:16,216 --> 00:26:18,579 - I just spent the whole day with your fucking interests. 654 00:26:18,581 --> 00:26:21,153 - Yeah, you totally did and that's great. 655 00:26:24,697 --> 00:26:25,630 I just, 656 00:26:27,062 --> 00:26:32,164 I think you might be like a placeholder. 657 00:26:33,497 --> 00:26:35,398 - What the fuck is a placeholder? 658 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,641 - You know, like a friend that you have in high school 659 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:42,009 before you go to university and make like your real friends. 660 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:45,815 Like, I don't really think it's a bad thing. 661 00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:47,344 If we're being honest, 662 00:26:47,346 --> 00:26:49,049 I'm probably your placeholder too. 663 00:26:51,086 --> 00:26:53,119 It's just, I don't know. 664 00:26:54,826 --> 00:26:57,585 When I move to New York, I see myself becoming like, 665 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,797 like a completely different person. 666 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:01,622 - So you're just not gonna want to be my friend? 667 00:27:01,624 --> 00:27:02,799 - No, no. 668 00:27:02,801 --> 00:27:04,328 No, in high school, it's fine. 669 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:07,034 I just think that like, you know, 670 00:27:07,036 --> 00:27:08,596 you should figure out your own future 671 00:27:08,598 --> 00:27:12,633 before you decide to copy mine or whatever. 672 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:16,945 See, this is why I didn't even wanna say anything. 673 00:27:16,947 --> 00:27:18,474 I knew you'd be mad. 674 00:27:23,613 --> 00:27:24,788 Are you mad? 675 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,053 - It's whatever, it's fine. 676 00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:36,030 - [Shannon] Pizza! 677 00:27:37,693 --> 00:27:40,496 ♪ I love doing inventory ♪ 678 00:27:40,498 --> 00:27:43,631 ♪ You guys are my best friends ♪ 679 00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:47,602 ♪ And I got dipping sauce for your pizza ♪ 680 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:50,110 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 681 00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:51,815 That's it. - Wow, okay. 682 00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:54,785 I was waiting for inventory Alana to show up. 683 00:27:54,787 --> 00:27:56,644 She's here. - Here she is. 684 00:27:56,646 --> 00:27:58,349 What territory do you want? 685 00:27:58,351 --> 00:27:59,889 - New releases! - New release wall. Okay. 686 00:27:59,891 --> 00:28:01,649 - Damn it. 687 00:28:01,651 --> 00:28:05,191 Okay, I will do old favorites from family to drama. 688 00:28:05,193 --> 00:28:06,720 - Okay. 689 00:28:06,722 --> 00:28:08,557 I'll take old favorites from action to comedy 690 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,692 and we can all split games, previously enjoyed, and retail. 691 00:28:11,694 --> 00:28:13,034 And Lawrence. 692 00:28:14,873 --> 00:28:15,773 Come here. 693 00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:20,041 Lawrence, you're gonna get the very best job. 694 00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:22,703 You are gonna watch this computer 695 00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:26,047 and make sure we scan everything properly in the store. 696 00:28:26,049 --> 00:28:29,215 And if we can scan everything in by 2:00 a.m., 697 00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:32,350 we get to go to fucking bed. 698 00:28:32,352 --> 00:28:33,285 - Yay. 699 00:28:34,717 --> 00:28:36,354 - Let's do it. - Yes. 700 00:28:39,359 --> 00:28:40,996 - Hey Lawrence, how's it going? 701 00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:43,361 - It's good, it's going good. 702 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:45,726 - We're rocking it, guys. 703 00:28:53,703 --> 00:28:54,878 - Yeah, cool. 704 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,945 How 'bout that? 705 00:29:13,558 --> 00:29:16,493 - Okay, see you in a few hours, lady. 706 00:29:16,495 --> 00:29:17,659 - Okay. 707 00:29:17,661 --> 00:29:19,463 Lawrence, nice working with you. 708 00:29:19,465 --> 00:29:21,806 Very awesome scanning. 709 00:29:22,908 --> 00:29:24,072 - Thanks, Shannon. 710 00:29:24,074 --> 00:29:25,568 - Lawrence, you need a ride? 711 00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:27,108 - No, no, my mom's coming to pick me up. 712 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,439 I just gotta call her when I'm ready. 713 00:29:28,441 --> 00:29:29,407 - What? 714 00:29:29,409 --> 00:29:30,914 It's 2:00 a.m. 715 00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:32,443 Your mom's still waiting up for you? 716 00:29:32,445 --> 00:29:33,609 - Yo, if I called my mom at 2:00 a.m., 717 00:29:33,611 --> 00:29:34,445 she would beat my ass, man. 718 00:29:34,447 --> 00:29:35,644 What? She would. 719 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:36,920 I would be hospitalized. 720 00:29:36,922 --> 00:29:38,086 - No, no, no. 721 00:29:38,088 --> 00:29:39,252 She likes driving me around. 722 00:29:39,254 --> 00:29:41,925 It makes her feel like, useful. 723 00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:43,124 - Okay, I'll drive him home. 724 00:29:43,126 --> 00:29:44,389 Where do you live, Lawrence? 725 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,424 - Really, she doesn't mind. 726 00:29:46,426 --> 00:29:48,965 - Yo, stop being an asshole to your mom, man. 727 00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:51,132 Just learn to drive. 728 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,969 And I say that with love. 729 00:29:52,971 --> 00:29:53,970 - Let's go. - Bye, team. 730 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:55,268 - Bye. 731 00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:56,764 - Am I going with you? - Yeah. 732 00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:58,337 - Oh. - Yeah, we're having sex. 733 00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,910 - Okay, Lawrence, go get your coat. 734 00:29:59,912 --> 00:30:01,142 We have two minutes once I set the alarm. 735 00:30:02,442 --> 00:30:03,980 - Don't I get my 10 free rentals a week now? 736 00:30:03,982 --> 00:30:04,981 My trial period's over? 737 00:30:04,983 --> 00:30:06,015 - Now? 738 00:30:10,549 --> 00:30:11,746 Okay, but fast. 739 00:30:11,748 --> 00:30:13,055 You be so fast, Lawrence! 740 00:30:20,493 --> 00:30:21,459 Fuck. 741 00:30:27,973 --> 00:30:29,533 - All right. 742 00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:30,501 Bam. 743 00:30:33,803 --> 00:30:34,912 - All right. 744 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,838 I can't let you rent these. 745 00:30:39,215 --> 00:30:40,841 You have a $45 late fee on your account. 746 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,185 - That doesn't make any sense. 747 00:30:44,187 --> 00:30:46,088 - Well, you never returned "Wild Things" 748 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:49,685 and it says you've had it for the last three weeks. 749 00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:52,259 - Well-- 750 00:30:52,261 --> 00:30:53,854 - That is the movie where Denise Richards 751 00:30:53,856 --> 00:30:54,965 and Neve Campbell mash their boobies together 752 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:55,966 in a pool, right? 753 00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:57,968 - Well, I don't know 754 00:30:57,970 --> 00:30:59,365 because my friend Matt Macarchuck rented it on my account, 755 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,268 but he said he returned it weeks ago. 756 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:03,732 - With the fakest fake name I have literally ever heard. 757 00:31:03,734 --> 00:31:05,635 - Look, first thing, 758 00:31:05,637 --> 00:31:07,901 I'm gonna take "Wild Things" out of his VHS player, 759 00:31:07,903 --> 00:31:09,078 rewind the whole tape, 760 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,376 and then burn his house down 761 00:31:10,378 --> 00:31:11,872 because that's how much I care 762 00:31:11,874 --> 00:31:12,807 about the Sequels late fee policy, Alana. 763 00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:13,874 I swear to God. 764 00:31:16,318 --> 00:31:17,680 - Yeah, we don't live far away from each other. 765 00:31:17,682 --> 00:31:20,287 I'm at Tansley Woods. 766 00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:22,190 It's a really nice condo. 767 00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:27,063 I bought it myself last year and I just got a new oven. 768 00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:29,890 - Oh, yeah, that's cool. 769 00:31:29,892 --> 00:31:32,563 Is it like gas range or... 770 00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:36,105 - It's only 2:15. 771 00:31:36,107 --> 00:31:37,975 Are you sure you don't want me 772 00:31:37,977 --> 00:31:39,141 to drop you off at like, a friend's house or something? 773 00:31:40,111 --> 00:31:41,539 - I think I wanna go home 774 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,573 and watch "The Manchurian Candidate." 775 00:31:42,575 --> 00:31:43,508 - Really? 776 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,940 I think you should go to a party. 777 00:31:46,942 --> 00:31:48,579 - No, no. 778 00:31:48,581 --> 00:31:49,745 I like movies. 779 00:31:53,355 --> 00:31:54,288 - Right. 780 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,394 Well, congratulations. 781 00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:04,100 You just survived your first inventory. 782 00:32:12,242 --> 00:32:13,505 - Okay. 783 00:32:13,507 --> 00:32:14,473 See ya. 784 00:32:17,775 --> 00:32:19,643 - Hello! 785 00:32:19,645 --> 00:32:22,910 Yeah, I think you forgot to thank me for driving you home 786 00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:26,023 and also for being just the greatest boss you have ever had. 787 00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:30,159 - Yeah, okay, bye. 788 00:32:31,162 --> 00:32:32,128 Thank you. 789 00:33:02,127 --> 00:33:03,225 - [Actor] Spartacus! 790 00:33:10,894 --> 00:33:13,631 - Oh, Jesus Christ! 791 00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:14,863 - Why are you still up? 792 00:33:14,865 --> 00:33:15,864 - I'm getting a glass of water. 793 00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:16,667 Why are you still up? 794 00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:20,506 - "Spartacus," I'm watching "Spartacus." 795 00:33:20,508 --> 00:33:21,507 - Don't watch "Spartacus!" 796 00:33:21,509 --> 00:33:22,508 Go to sleep. 797 00:33:22,510 --> 00:33:23,377 It's a school night. 798 00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:25,038 - Okay. 799 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,006 Goodnight. 800 00:33:28,879 --> 00:33:29,845 I love you. 801 00:33:29,847 --> 00:33:31,385 Goodnight. 802 00:33:31,387 --> 00:33:32,353 - Love you. 803 00:33:33,686 --> 00:33:34,652 Jesus. 804 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:42,132 Okay, I'll pick you up at 4. 805 00:33:42,134 --> 00:33:43,067 - Okay. 806 00:33:58,348 --> 00:33:59,908 - [Sequels commercial] It's almost Valentine's Day 807 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,415 and love is in the air. 808 00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:03,714 - Hey Alana, are you busy right now? 809 00:34:03,716 --> 00:34:04,880 - I'm-- 810 00:34:04,882 --> 00:34:07,190 - Okay, okay, so I was thinking 811 00:34:07,192 --> 00:34:09,357 that we should have like, a Staff Picks wall. 812 00:34:09,359 --> 00:34:10,523 - Oh. 813 00:34:10,525 --> 00:34:11,656 Yeah, we don't do that here. 814 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,295 - Well, I know, yeah. 815 00:34:13,297 --> 00:34:15,198 But just imagine. - Yeah. 816 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,234 - A section of the store that's all of our favourite movies. 817 00:34:18,236 --> 00:34:20,302 I was thinking I could interview everyone on the team 818 00:34:20,304 --> 00:34:22,436 and write up little blurbs to put next to them. 819 00:34:22,438 --> 00:34:25,406 And that it would be like, really, really, really special. 820 00:34:27,069 --> 00:34:28,101 Also, I would do everything, 821 00:34:28,103 --> 00:34:29,674 like all the work. 822 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,775 I promise you wouldn't have to do a thing. 823 00:34:31,777 --> 00:34:33,678 - I mean, they do it at the Appleby store 824 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,385 and I think their manager said it increased store revenue. 825 00:34:37,387 --> 00:34:40,850 - So, you're saying yes? 826 00:34:40,852 --> 00:34:42,159 - No. 827 00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:43,259 I'm saying: 828 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,957 let's see how it goes. 829 00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:50,596 - Okay, that works for me. 830 00:34:50,598 --> 00:34:51,960 - Okay. 831 00:34:51,962 --> 00:34:52,961 - Okay. - Cool, Lawrence. 832 00:34:59,002 --> 00:35:00,639 - So Shannon, 833 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:03,004 what do you love about "Dirty Dancing?" 834 00:35:05,778 --> 00:35:10,154 - To begin with, the dancing. 835 00:35:14,149 --> 00:35:15,984 - Brandon Lee didn't deserve to die, man. 836 00:35:15,986 --> 00:35:18,294 He gave his life to "The Crow" and now he lives forever. 837 00:35:18,296 --> 00:35:19,955 - That DVD scares me, man. 838 00:35:19,957 --> 00:35:21,924 It looks evil on the shelf. 839 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:22,760 - Oh yeah, bro. 840 00:35:22,762 --> 00:35:23,761 "The Crow?" 841 00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:24,927 That one got you, bro. 842 00:35:24,929 --> 00:35:26,698 - [Shannon] What about dogs? 843 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,436 - Are you just saying movies that have dogs in them 844 00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:30,097 because that's not very original. 845 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:31,604 - What about dog actors? 846 00:35:31,606 --> 00:35:33,639 Like dogs, if they were played by humans, 847 00:35:33,641 --> 00:35:35,839 they'd win an Oscar every time. 848 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:36,972 - Oh my god, Shannon. 849 00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,281 You're a genius. 850 00:35:41,352 --> 00:35:43,649 - Are you sure you're the manager? - Okay. 851 00:35:43,651 --> 00:35:44,815 - You're way too sexy to be a manager. 852 00:35:44,817 --> 00:35:45,651 - I'm the manager. 853 00:35:45,653 --> 00:35:47,488 I'm very sure. 854 00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:48,654 - I need to see some ID for this regulation hottie. 855 00:35:48,656 --> 00:35:49,655 - Wow, you just had that. 856 00:35:49,657 --> 00:35:50,557 Lawrence, later, okay? 857 00:35:54,189 --> 00:35:55,727 - "The Crow" got me through high school. 858 00:35:55,729 --> 00:35:57,234 It got me through my parent's divorce. 859 00:35:57,236 --> 00:35:59,269 It got getting cheated on by my fiance 860 00:35:59,271 --> 00:36:04,373 who is a bitch, by the way. 861 00:36:06,377 --> 00:36:07,706 - Huh. 862 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:08,839 This is actually, 863 00:36:09,644 --> 00:36:10,874 really great work. 864 00:36:33,503 --> 00:36:34,436 - Yo. 865 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:36,405 - Yo, Matt. 866 00:36:36,407 --> 00:36:37,868 You're late. 867 00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,639 - Yeah, me and Lauren went to Wendy's. 868 00:36:39,641 --> 00:36:41,036 - We brought you a frosty. 869 00:36:46,351 --> 00:36:47,977 - I mean, yeah. 870 00:36:47,979 --> 00:36:49,385 I'll take the Frosty for sure, 871 00:36:49,387 --> 00:36:51,387 but she's gotta go. 872 00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:56,150 - Well, Matt was saying you guys could use an editor 873 00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:57,987 and I'd love to take a look at your footage. 874 00:36:57,989 --> 00:37:00,330 Trust me, you do not wanna edit on this computer. 875 00:37:00,332 --> 00:37:02,365 I've had so many rendering issues 876 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:05,764 and my dad bought me Final Cut Pro for my birthday. 877 00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:08,030 - Well, that's just terrific, sweetheart, 878 00:37:08,032 --> 00:37:10,032 but the Year End Video's our thing, 879 00:37:10,034 --> 00:37:12,837 so there's really no groupies allowed. 880 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,509 - Wow, you're being really sexist right now. 881 00:37:14,511 --> 00:37:16,071 - How is that sexist? 882 00:37:16,073 --> 00:37:18,040 - Lawrence, a lot of great film directors 883 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:21,945 have worked with female editors like Dede Allen. 884 00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:25,883 She helped Arthur Penn make "Bonnie and Clyde." 885 00:37:25,885 --> 00:37:29,920 And Sally Menke. 886 00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:31,526 She edited-- - "Pulp Fiction." 887 00:37:31,528 --> 00:37:33,022 - "Pulp Fiction." 888 00:37:33,024 --> 00:37:36,564 And Thelma Schoon? - Schoonmaker. 889 00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:39,061 Schoon. - Smhoonmaker, 890 00:37:39,063 --> 00:37:41,602 she edited-- - "GoodFellas." 891 00:37:41,604 --> 00:37:42,933 - "GoodFellas!" 892 00:37:42,935 --> 00:37:44,803 - She edited "GoodFellas," Lawrence! 893 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:48,312 - Did you guys go to Wendy's and prepare a fucking speech? 894 00:37:49,271 --> 00:37:50,512 No, Matt. 895 00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:53,647 Lauren P is not involved. 896 00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,715 Like, you're really gonna have to make a decision here 897 00:37:55,717 --> 00:37:57,849 whether you wanna make a movie with me or-- 898 00:37:57,851 --> 00:37:59,422 - Okay. 899 00:37:59,424 --> 00:38:00,951 It's very obvious you don't actually care 900 00:38:00,953 --> 00:38:01,952 about the Year End Video here, so. 901 00:38:01,954 --> 00:38:03,492 - I care, I care a lot. 902 00:38:03,494 --> 00:38:04,790 I just think we need to keep shooting footage. 903 00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:06,627 - Okay. 904 00:38:06,629 --> 00:38:08,189 Well, I have the video camera and Lauren has Final Cut, 905 00:38:08,191 --> 00:38:10,796 so we don't really know how you can contribute. 906 00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:14,404 - So you're just gonna kick me off my own film? 907 00:38:14,406 --> 00:38:15,339 - Well. 908 00:38:18,773 --> 00:38:21,037 Hey, Lauren, 909 00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:22,577 did Matt ever tell you about 910 00:38:22,579 --> 00:38:25,481 how he jerks off like 98 times a day 911 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:27,340 and he likes to drive to your house at night 912 00:38:27,342 --> 00:38:30,618 and park outside, so he can like, you know, stalk you? 913 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,521 Right? 914 00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:36,151 And Matt, "Wild Things" has a three week late fee on it. 915 00:38:36,153 --> 00:38:37,988 $46, man. 916 00:38:37,990 --> 00:38:40,254 Like, I don't care 917 00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:42,465 that that's your favorite movie to jerk off to! 918 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:44,896 My store really needs it back, okay?! 919 00:38:44,898 --> 00:38:46,029 It's important! 920 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:55,874 - No! 921 00:38:58,307 --> 00:39:00,142 You don't deserve a Frosty. 922 00:39:18,536 --> 00:39:20,668 - So, how long have you worked here for? 923 00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:24,001 - Four years. 924 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:27,741 - That's like, a really long time. 925 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:28,709 - Yeah. 926 00:39:30,042 --> 00:39:31,679 - Well, did you ever wanna do anything else 927 00:39:31,681 --> 00:39:35,177 like go to university, have a career? 928 00:39:35,179 --> 00:39:37,454 - I have a career. 929 00:39:43,594 --> 00:39:47,354 Hey, yeah, that's not how you stock the fridge. 930 00:39:47,356 --> 00:39:48,190 - It's not? 931 00:39:48,192 --> 00:39:50,060 - No. 932 00:39:50,062 --> 00:39:51,963 See, you're putting all of the new pop in the front 933 00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:53,866 so that if a customer grabs one thinking that it's cold, 934 00:39:53,868 --> 00:39:56,902 they're just gonna end up with like, a lukewarm beverage. 935 00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:03,513 So take everything out and start over. 936 00:40:03,515 --> 00:40:04,448 - Okay. 937 00:40:11,853 --> 00:40:14,854 - Yeah, like, I went to Guelph for awhile. 938 00:40:14,856 --> 00:40:16,284 - Oh, that's cool, yeah. 939 00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:17,824 I'm graduating this year, 940 00:40:17,826 --> 00:40:20,497 but I don't think I want to go to Guelph. 941 00:40:20,499 --> 00:40:22,092 - Well, where else did you apply? 942 00:40:22,094 --> 00:40:22,928 - [Lawrence] Nowhere. 943 00:40:22,930 --> 00:40:23,896 Just NYU. 944 00:40:26,098 --> 00:40:28,230 - Lawrence, do me a favor 945 00:40:28,232 --> 00:40:31,299 and apply to least one Canadian university please? 946 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:33,202 Just like, you know, as a backup. 947 00:40:33,204 --> 00:40:34,005 - Why? 948 00:40:34,007 --> 00:40:35,545 I don't need to. 949 00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:37,107 - Because NYU is kind of a long shot 950 00:40:37,109 --> 00:40:38,438 and you don't want to 951 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,978 end up going to no universities. 952 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,815 You're gonna be - 953 00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:44,950 Oh my god, what the fuck?! 954 00:40:44,952 --> 00:40:46,952 Someone threw a Gordita. 955 00:40:46,954 --> 00:40:48,558 - [Lawrence] Oh, weird. 956 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,923 Well, what's the best film school in Canada? 957 00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:51,924 - What? I don't know. 958 00:40:51,926 --> 00:40:53,288 Like, Ryerson? 959 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,762 The gay and lesbian section. 960 00:40:54,764 --> 00:40:55,928 This is like a fucking hate crime! 961 00:40:55,930 --> 00:40:57,765 - Do they shoot on 16-mm? 962 00:40:57,767 --> 00:40:59,635 'Cause I really need to know how to shoot on 16-mm. 963 00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:01,494 - There's all crushed up ground beef in the carpet. 964 00:41:01,496 --> 00:41:03,034 - What did you major in? - It's fucking disgusting. 965 00:41:03,036 --> 00:41:04,607 Shit, we're gonna get ants again. 966 00:41:04,609 --> 00:41:05,432 - Alana, what did you take at Guelph? 967 00:41:05,434 --> 00:41:07,401 - Oh, fuck. 968 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:08,501 Theatre. 969 00:41:08,503 --> 00:41:09,612 - Really? 970 00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:10,778 What did you want to be, 971 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:13,044 a director, actor, playwright? 972 00:41:13,816 --> 00:41:14,782 - An actor. 973 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:16,586 - [Lawrence] Cool. 974 00:41:18,117 --> 00:41:19,050 - Yeah, 975 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:23,956 but then like, my roommate committed suicide 976 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,760 in my first year. 977 00:41:25,762 --> 00:41:27,223 So then obviously, I didn't go back after that. 978 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,802 Hey, it's okay. 979 00:41:34,804 --> 00:41:36,496 Look, I'm okay now. 980 00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:43,580 Can you please make your face into another face? 981 00:41:47,212 --> 00:41:48,651 Okay. 982 00:41:48,653 --> 00:41:50,510 Okay, just watch the counter. 983 00:41:50,512 --> 00:41:51,687 All right? 984 00:41:51,689 --> 00:41:53,381 I'm gonna get the steam cleaner. 985 00:41:54,516 --> 00:41:55,922 Fucking bastards. 986 00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:00,520 Fuck. 987 00:42:13,502 --> 00:42:14,435 - Yes. 988 00:42:15,713 --> 00:42:17,009 Yes. 989 00:42:17,011 --> 00:42:17,944 Yes. 990 00:42:18,848 --> 00:42:19,781 No. 991 00:42:21,686 --> 00:42:23,818 - Ooh, my little baby! 992 00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:24,753 Oh she's so little. 993 00:42:26,185 --> 00:42:28,020 What are the books doing on the floor? 994 00:42:28,022 --> 00:42:29,516 - I'm trying to decide what to bring to New York. 995 00:42:29,518 --> 00:42:31,188 I'm just trying to pack light, you know? 996 00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:32,189 The essentials. 997 00:42:32,191 --> 00:42:33,190 - Come help me please. 998 00:42:37,801 --> 00:42:40,164 Derek was a really disgusting prick this morning, okay? 999 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,594 Can I tell you what he said? 1000 00:42:41,596 --> 00:42:43,200 - No, I don't-- 1001 00:42:43,202 --> 00:42:44,938 - As I walked into the office, okay. 1002 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:48,403 Hey Terri, did you get breast implants? 1003 00:42:48,405 --> 00:42:50,207 So I say, "You know what? 1004 00:42:50,209 --> 00:42:51,780 I don't think that's an appropriate thing 1005 00:42:51,782 --> 00:42:53,749 to say to your office manager there, Derek." 1006 00:42:53,751 --> 00:42:54,574 - Yeah, that's gross. 1007 00:42:54,576 --> 00:42:55,575 That sucks. 1008 00:42:56,886 --> 00:42:59,414 Um, so Alana was telling me I need a backup. 1009 00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:01,856 She says I need to apply to at least one Canadian school 1010 00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:03,924 in case I don't get into NYU. 1011 00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,961 So I was talking to the guidance counselor today 1012 00:43:07,963 --> 00:43:09,490 and they were telling me that I, 1013 00:43:09,492 --> 00:43:11,734 that the deadline is yeah, well, today, 1014 00:43:11,736 --> 00:43:12,867 and I just really need-- 1015 00:43:12,869 --> 00:43:13,934 - Okay, so. 1016 00:43:14,772 --> 00:43:16,299 Go back. Who's Alana? 1017 00:43:16,301 --> 00:43:17,905 - Mom, you're not even listening! 1018 00:43:17,907 --> 00:43:20,776 That's my manager at Sequels. 1019 00:43:20,778 --> 00:43:22,305 Okay. 1020 00:43:22,307 --> 00:43:23,977 So I need to apply on this stupid website 1021 00:43:23,979 --> 00:43:25,473 called OUAC by midnight. 1022 00:43:25,475 --> 00:43:27,442 And I was just wondering what school 1023 00:43:27,444 --> 00:43:28,784 you thought I should apply to 1024 00:43:28,786 --> 00:43:30,082 'cause I kind of need to decide 1025 00:43:30,084 --> 00:43:32,755 in like the next three hours. 1026 00:43:32,757 --> 00:43:34,284 - Okay. 1027 00:43:34,286 --> 00:43:35,549 What's the easiest school to get into? 1028 00:43:35,551 --> 00:43:36,726 - Mom -- 1029 00:43:36,728 --> 00:43:38,761 - Sorry, I said something wrong. 1030 00:43:38,763 --> 00:43:39,696 Imagine that. 1031 00:43:41,425 --> 00:43:42,589 What about Carleton? 1032 00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:44,591 Your dad went there. 1033 00:43:48,036 --> 00:43:48,969 - I mean, 1034 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:52,874 like yeah, yeah, I mean. 1035 00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:55,635 Is that a good school? 1036 00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:59,980 Was dad like, happy there? 1037 00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:03,445 - Yeah, I think he loved it. 1038 00:44:06,516 --> 00:44:08,120 - Well, yours changes every week. 1039 00:44:08,122 --> 00:44:10,155 Last week, you said it was "Eyes Wide Shut," 1040 00:44:10,157 --> 00:44:12,487 which is really gross and weird. 1041 00:44:12,489 --> 00:44:14,830 - Well, that's just because Stanley Kubrick's 1042 00:44:14,832 --> 00:44:16,029 my favorite director right now. 1043 00:44:16,031 --> 00:44:17,965 But please, just tell me. 1044 00:44:17,967 --> 00:44:20,132 - No, I'm not obsessed with movies the same way you are. 1045 00:44:20,134 --> 00:44:22,805 And I actually, I might even hate them now. 1046 00:44:25,106 --> 00:44:26,468 I used to work in the industry. 1047 00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:27,370 - Really? - Mm. 1048 00:44:27,372 --> 00:44:28,536 - As what? 1049 00:44:28,538 --> 00:44:30,879 - Look me up on IMDB sometime. 1050 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:34,982 Okay, okay. 1051 00:44:34,984 --> 00:44:36,753 I will give you a hint. 1052 00:44:41,716 --> 00:44:45,894 Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum. 1053 00:44:45,896 --> 00:44:48,732 - Oh my god, Alana, are you saying it's "The Shining?" 1054 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,427 - No. 1055 00:44:51,429 --> 00:44:52,868 I just knew that would give you like, a huge boner. 1056 00:45:13,748 --> 00:45:17,717 - Come on, okay. 1057 00:45:21,998 --> 00:45:24,229 - [Student] Yeah, yeah, let's go. 1058 00:45:24,231 --> 00:45:26,528 - Yeah, that's great. 1059 00:45:26,530 --> 00:45:28,695 Maybe stay a little bit more to this side 1060 00:45:28,697 --> 00:45:30,939 and then the light will get your faces a little bit more. 1061 00:45:30,941 --> 00:45:33,172 Yeah, nice. 1062 00:45:33,174 --> 00:45:34,107 Yeah. 1063 00:45:35,407 --> 00:45:36,912 What do you think? 1064 00:45:36,914 --> 00:45:38,881 - [Matt] I think it looks really good, yeah. 1065 00:45:38,883 --> 00:45:40,410 - I don't know. 1066 00:45:40,412 --> 00:45:41,576 I just hope you guys aren't overexposed 1067 00:45:41,578 --> 00:45:42,775 and I don't know, it just - 1068 00:45:42,777 --> 00:45:43,886 - [Brendan] It's payday. 1069 00:45:43,888 --> 00:45:46,086 - Oh. - Yeah, okay. 1070 00:45:46,088 --> 00:45:47,054 All right. 1071 00:45:54,558 --> 00:45:56,866 - Hey, Brendan? - Yeah, bro? 1072 00:45:56,868 --> 00:45:58,593 - Can you come here? 1073 00:45:58,595 --> 00:46:00,133 I think there's like, something wrong with my paycheck. 1074 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:01,431 - Something wrong with your paycheck? 1075 00:46:01,433 --> 00:46:02,366 Let me see. 1076 00:46:06,174 --> 00:46:07,844 That looks okay to me. 1077 00:46:09,243 --> 00:46:12,178 - But I need to save up $90,000 US by September. 1078 00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:14,312 - Okay. 1079 00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,478 - If I'm working all the time, 1080 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,051 why don't I have any money? 1081 00:46:17,053 --> 00:46:18,349 - Okay, so Sequels takes money out 1082 00:46:18,351 --> 00:46:19,955 for your like, RSP funds, 1083 00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:21,814 and your employment benefits, and stuff. 1084 00:46:21,816 --> 00:46:23,651 - Okay, I don't want all that. 1085 00:46:23,653 --> 00:46:25,323 I want to save all my money so I can go to NYU. 1086 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:27,655 - I'm sorry. 1087 00:46:27,657 --> 00:46:29,261 Have you never had a job before? 1088 00:46:29,263 --> 00:46:31,725 - [Lauren] Okay, no, no, no, let's try to get it. 1089 00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:33,430 Let's try together, yeah. 1090 00:46:38,272 --> 00:46:39,271 - Okay, have a great day. 1091 00:46:39,273 --> 00:46:41,042 And don't forget, 1092 00:46:41,044 --> 00:46:43,044 your Marshall McLuhan book reports are due next Wednesday. 1093 00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:47,510 The medium is the homework! 1094 00:46:49,085 --> 00:46:52,383 Hey, Matt, Lawrence, can we chat? 1095 00:46:59,491 --> 00:47:02,624 So, you promised me a cut in February. 1096 00:47:02,626 --> 00:47:04,428 It's now March. 1097 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:06,232 So what is happening with that Year End Video? 1098 00:47:06,234 --> 00:47:09,334 - Oh yes, yeah, we're nearly there. 1099 00:47:09,336 --> 00:47:10,665 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1100 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:11,666 - Okay. 1101 00:47:11,668 --> 00:47:13,173 Matt, is this true? 1102 00:47:13,175 --> 00:47:15,010 - I don't know. 1103 00:47:15,012 --> 00:47:16,638 I haven't really been working with Lawrence at all, so. 1104 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,508 - Well, I think it was just more 1105 00:47:18,510 --> 00:47:19,949 we were having some creative differences-- 1106 00:47:19,951 --> 00:47:21,445 - Okay, is there anything 1107 00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:24,316 that I can show to the principal at all? 1108 00:47:24,318 --> 00:47:25,581 - Me and Lauren P. can show you a cut 1109 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,682 of the Year End Video on Monday. 1110 00:47:27,684 --> 00:47:29,123 We're working together now, so. 1111 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,718 - Wait, Lauren's involved? 1112 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:31,554 - Yeah. 1113 00:47:31,556 --> 00:47:33,457 - That's great! 1114 00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:34,887 Hey, did you hear she got into film school at Ryerson? 1115 00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:36,427 - Yeah, I know. 1116 00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:37,560 She's really good at like, film stuff. 1117 00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:38,825 She's really cool. 1118 00:47:38,827 --> 00:47:40,398 - Mr. Olenick, 1119 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,971 I don't think it's fair for Lauren P. 1120 00:47:41,973 --> 00:47:43,500 to get credit on the Year End Video 1121 00:47:43,502 --> 00:47:45,304 when I never asked her to be involved. 1122 00:47:45,306 --> 00:47:47,306 - Well, don't women need opportunities to get involved? 1123 00:47:47,308 --> 00:47:49,704 - [Lawrence] Yeah, but she's a poser. 1124 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,610 - Okay. 1125 00:47:54,612 --> 00:47:57,580 Matt, I am really looking forward 1126 00:47:57,582 --> 00:47:59,120 to what you and Lauren create. 1127 00:47:59,122 --> 00:48:00,286 Go for it. 1128 00:48:00,288 --> 00:48:01,287 - Thank you, Mr. Olenick. 1129 00:48:04,061 --> 00:48:08,096 - Hey Lawrence, are you okay? 1130 00:48:08,098 --> 00:48:09,966 - If you're not going in, 1131 00:48:09,968 --> 00:48:11,000 you have to call Sequels and you have to let them know. 1132 00:48:11,002 --> 00:48:11,825 Come on. 1133 00:48:11,827 --> 00:48:12,826 - I know that. 1134 00:48:12,828 --> 00:48:15,004 Obviously, I have to go. 1135 00:48:15,006 --> 00:48:15,796 I have to go. 1136 00:48:15,798 --> 00:48:16,665 I just. 1137 00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:18,238 - Lawrence. 1138 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,767 - Just let me rest for like, 10 more minutes. 1139 00:48:21,111 --> 00:48:22,506 - Oh my god. 1140 00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:23,441 Wow. 1141 00:48:24,279 --> 00:48:25,245 Lawrence. 1142 00:48:26,578 --> 00:48:31,284 You are 40 minutes late. - We had car trouble. 1143 00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:32,846 - You'll have to get changed. 1144 00:48:32,848 --> 00:48:34,386 - Yeah, I'll just be like one second. 1145 00:48:34,388 --> 00:48:35,387 - Like, Lawrence, like you're really late. 1146 00:48:35,389 --> 00:48:37,653 Like, please hurry up. 1147 00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:53,372 - Oh, fuck. 1148 00:49:11,623 --> 00:49:13,062 Ah, fuck. 1149 00:49:22,106 --> 00:49:23,930 - [Terri] Hey, are you okay? 1150 00:49:23,932 --> 00:49:25,206 Open the door. 1151 00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:27,043 Lawrence. 1152 00:49:30,939 --> 00:49:33,511 - Great, so "Jumanji" is due Thursday at noon. 1153 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:34,776 - Hey, Alana, I think we have a problem. 1154 00:49:34,778 --> 00:49:36,283 Can I talk to you? 1155 00:49:36,285 --> 00:49:38,186 - Is Lawrence still getting changed? 1156 00:49:38,188 --> 00:49:39,187 - Actually, he just locked himself in the back room. 1157 00:49:39,189 --> 00:49:40,749 I'm not really sure why. 1158 00:49:40,751 --> 00:49:41,915 - I'll take the next customer in line. 1159 00:49:41,917 --> 00:49:43,488 - Look, I know that you can tell 1160 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:45,292 that Lawrence is not like a regular kid. 1161 00:49:45,294 --> 00:49:46,458 - [Alana] I can't do this right now. 1162 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,262 - I mean, you know, I love him. 1163 00:49:48,264 --> 00:49:49,659 It's just that he has serious emotional problems. 1164 00:49:49,661 --> 00:49:50,924 - I can't. 1165 00:49:50,926 --> 00:49:52,464 - Look, I'm sure that he told you 1166 00:49:52,466 --> 00:49:53,630 that his father committed suicide 1167 00:49:53,632 --> 00:49:55,170 about four years ago, right? 1168 00:49:55,172 --> 00:49:56,171 He used to use it as an excuse for everything 1169 00:49:56,173 --> 00:49:58,107 like to get out of gym 1170 00:49:58,109 --> 00:49:59,570 or if he didn't like what TV show you were watching. 1171 00:49:59,572 --> 00:50:01,440 - Sorry. 1172 00:50:01,442 --> 00:50:02,837 - But I need to get into the back room and I'm sorry. 1173 00:50:02,839 --> 00:50:04,311 I'm sorry. - No, that's okay. 1174 00:50:04,313 --> 00:50:05,147 - I know that you're really busy. 1175 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:06,181 - You know what? 1176 00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:07,347 I'm really sorry. 1177 00:50:07,349 --> 00:50:08,513 Like, I didn't know all that, 1178 00:50:08,515 --> 00:50:10,185 but I'm down two employees 1179 00:50:10,187 --> 00:50:11,879 and I have no one to help me on cash. 1180 00:50:11,881 --> 00:50:13,386 So I'll go and check on him 1181 00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:15,190 as soon as the line calms down. 1182 00:50:15,192 --> 00:50:16,389 I'll help you over here. 1183 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:17,555 What is she doing? 1184 00:50:17,557 --> 00:50:19,491 Hey, can you help Alana please? 1185 00:50:19,493 --> 00:50:20,921 - What's going on? - Nothing, it's-- 1186 00:50:20,923 --> 00:50:22,494 - No, it's actually not nothing. 1187 00:50:22,496 --> 00:50:23,198 - Shannon, just go back to returns. 1188 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,364 - Okay. 1189 00:50:24,366 --> 00:50:25,530 I'm over here if you need me. 1190 00:50:25,532 --> 00:50:27,026 - Is Brendan back from Staples 1191 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:28,533 because we're all out of receipt paper? 1192 00:50:28,535 --> 00:50:29,798 - [Shannon] I think he just called. 1193 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,832 - I can take someone here. 1194 00:50:30,834 --> 00:50:32,339 "8 Miles?" 1195 00:50:32,341 --> 00:50:33,868 This is about that guy, that Eminem guy. 1196 00:50:33,870 --> 00:50:35,034 - I'm just gonna get you checked out here. 1197 00:50:35,036 --> 00:50:35,705 - Shannon, what else do I do? 1198 00:50:35,707 --> 00:50:37,212 - Okay. 1199 00:50:37,214 --> 00:50:38,213 First, we're gonna scan the membership card. 1200 00:50:38,215 --> 00:50:39,038 - Okay, that's it. 1201 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,578 Let's go. 1202 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:42,184 Shannon, you're in charge. - Okay. 1203 00:50:42,186 --> 00:50:43,251 - [Terri] Shannon, you're in charge. 1204 00:50:43,253 --> 00:50:44,549 - Don't do that. - Okay. 1205 00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:47,222 - Hi. 1206 00:50:47,224 --> 00:50:49,389 - Hey Lawrence? 1207 00:50:49,391 --> 00:50:51,424 Your mom says you're upset. 1208 00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:54,053 Can I open the door? 1209 00:50:54,055 --> 00:50:56,088 - [Lawrence] No, don't come in please. 1210 00:50:56,090 --> 00:50:57,265 - [Terri] Hey, honey? 1211 00:50:57,267 --> 00:50:58,860 - [Alana] Okay, so Lawrence, 1212 00:50:58,862 --> 00:51:00,092 you can take the next 30 minutes in there, okay, 1213 00:51:00,094 --> 00:51:01,830 and just like, cool down. 1214 00:51:01,832 --> 00:51:05,339 And then I need you back on cash at 6. 1215 00:51:05,341 --> 00:51:06,340 Okay. 1216 00:51:06,342 --> 00:51:07,473 And your mom's here. 1217 00:51:07,475 --> 00:51:09,607 If you want to talk to her. 1218 00:51:09,609 --> 00:51:10,608 - [Terri] Hey, honey. 1219 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:11,444 How are you doing? 1220 00:51:14,251 --> 00:51:19,386 - I can't, I can't, I can't. 1221 00:51:21,192 --> 00:51:23,049 - Okay, what can't you do? 1222 00:51:23,051 --> 00:51:24,820 - [Lawrence] I can't like, like breathe! 1223 00:51:24,822 --> 00:51:26,723 - Okay, I need you to breathe. 1224 00:51:26,725 --> 00:51:27,658 Okay, so. 1225 00:51:31,268 --> 00:51:33,169 - [Lawrence] Lauren P. already got into Ryerson. 1226 00:51:33,171 --> 00:51:36,062 I'm not gonna get into any schools at all! 1227 00:51:36,064 --> 00:51:37,602 - Okay. 1228 00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:39,736 Okay, we're not thinking about that right now. 1229 00:51:39,738 --> 00:51:41,375 You just need to calm down, okay? 1230 00:51:41,377 --> 00:51:44,411 So, okay, I want you to close your eyes 1231 00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:48,415 and just imagine, just imagine an ocean. 1232 00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:53,486 Imagine the ocean in "Cast Away." 1233 00:51:54,588 --> 00:51:56,082 Okay? 1234 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,853 You still like that movie, right? 1235 00:51:57,855 --> 00:51:59,294 - It's, it's-- 1236 00:51:59,296 --> 00:52:01,230 - [Terri] Remember to breathe. 1237 00:52:01,232 --> 00:52:02,759 Okay? 1238 00:52:02,761 --> 00:52:04,090 And you tell Wilson what the water's like. 1239 00:52:08,162 --> 00:52:09,128 - It's warm. 1240 00:52:11,572 --> 00:52:13,440 - [Terri] That's great. 1241 00:52:13,442 --> 00:52:14,375 What else? 1242 00:52:21,483 --> 00:52:22,614 - It's blue. 1243 00:52:26,653 --> 00:52:27,685 - Yep, it's blue. 1244 00:52:31,889 --> 00:52:32,855 - [Alana] Hey. 1245 00:52:36,399 --> 00:52:38,465 - I'm just waiting for my mom to come pick me up. 1246 00:52:38,467 --> 00:52:39,400 - Okay. 1247 00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:46,000 Are you feeling better? 1248 00:52:47,410 --> 00:52:48,508 - Yeah, yeah. 1249 00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:52,314 I don't know what happened back there. 1250 00:52:52,316 --> 00:52:55,647 I just like, forgot how to breathe or something. 1251 00:52:57,046 --> 00:52:58,254 - [Alana] Oh my god. 1252 00:52:59,356 --> 00:53:00,520 I'm really sorry. 1253 00:53:03,426 --> 00:53:05,052 - It's okay. 1254 00:53:05,054 --> 00:53:06,691 - Did you hear back from NYU? 1255 00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:10,189 - I'm not gonna get into NYU. - Huh? 1256 00:53:11,863 --> 00:53:14,996 - I'm probably not gonna get into any universities. 1257 00:53:14,998 --> 00:53:16,569 My mom says my life is supposed 1258 00:53:16,571 --> 00:53:18,604 to get a lot better after high school. 1259 00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:21,475 That's when she blossomed 1260 00:53:21,477 --> 00:53:24,544 and I'm apparently a late bloomer or whatever too. 1261 00:53:27,516 --> 00:53:29,109 But I'm just about to graduate 1262 00:53:30,486 --> 00:53:33,718 and it is so depressing to know 1263 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,721 that I have to go through the rest of my life as like, 1264 00:53:36,723 --> 00:53:39,361 just me. 1265 00:53:42,498 --> 00:53:43,464 - Yeah. 1266 00:53:43,466 --> 00:53:48,436 Well, I get that. 1267 00:53:54,939 --> 00:53:59,975 So your mom told me about your dad. 1268 00:54:02,386 --> 00:54:04,045 - She did? 1269 00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:05,079 - I'm really sorry. 1270 00:54:09,426 --> 00:54:10,249 - Yeah. 1271 00:54:10,251 --> 00:54:11,184 Well, 1272 00:54:12,495 --> 00:54:14,528 actually, I was like, thinking about 1273 00:54:16,895 --> 00:54:18,961 what you were saying about your roommate. 1274 00:54:20,602 --> 00:54:24,296 And you're kind of like, the only other person I know 1275 00:54:24,298 --> 00:54:28,476 who's like, had to deal with that, so just. 1276 00:54:51,369 --> 00:54:54,029 - Hey, you're gonna get into NYU, okay? 1277 00:54:55,131 --> 00:54:57,637 Hey, I like believe in you. 1278 00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:00,673 - Thank you. 1279 00:55:02,842 --> 00:55:04,644 - Yeah. - Thank you. 1280 00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:07,009 - Okay. 1281 00:55:07,011 --> 00:55:08,615 - Yeah, my mom will be here any minute anyways. 1282 00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:10,650 - Okay, okay, okay. 1283 00:55:10,652 --> 00:55:11,849 Just get home safe, okay? 1284 00:55:11,851 --> 00:55:12,949 - Yeah, you too. 1285 00:55:14,392 --> 00:55:15,424 - [Alana] Bye, Lawrence. 1286 00:55:15,426 --> 00:55:16,359 - Bye. 1287 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,042 - Hey. 1288 00:55:40,044 --> 00:55:44,486 There you go. 1289 00:55:44,488 --> 00:55:45,421 What's wrong? 1290 00:55:46,721 --> 00:55:48,380 - It's not a perfect slice. 1291 00:55:49,383 --> 00:55:51,251 Like, I'll still eat it, 1292 00:55:51,253 --> 00:55:52,593 but you should really learn how to cut a quiche, mom. 1293 00:55:52,595 --> 00:55:54,221 - Like some wine? 1294 00:55:54,223 --> 00:55:55,695 - I'm fine with root beer. 1295 00:56:00,196 --> 00:56:02,394 - I know today's a hard day, 1296 00:56:02,396 --> 00:56:07,036 so I would like to make a toast before you eat. 1297 00:56:09,711 --> 00:56:14,846 To Jeff, wherever you are, happy birthday. 1298 00:56:15,486 --> 00:56:16,419 We love you. 1299 00:56:17,488 --> 00:56:18,718 - Yeah. 1300 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:19,884 Love you, dad. 1301 00:56:19,886 --> 00:56:20,852 - Cheers. 1302 00:56:25,023 --> 00:56:26,759 You know, we don't have that much time 1303 00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,728 until you go to school. 1304 00:56:28,730 --> 00:56:31,225 We should do like this more often. 1305 00:56:31,227 --> 00:56:32,358 - You don't even like me. 1306 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,130 - Yes, I do. 1307 00:56:35,132 --> 00:56:36,934 Actually, I'm pretty proud of you 1308 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:43,875 because Carleton is offering you a $10,000 scholarship. 1309 00:57:02,995 --> 00:57:05,193 Huh, aren't you excited? 1310 00:57:05,195 --> 00:57:07,030 - Yeah, 1311 00:57:07,032 --> 00:57:08,834 but like, Carleton doesn't even have a real film program. 1312 00:57:08,836 --> 00:57:10,506 - No, yes they do. 1313 00:57:10,508 --> 00:57:12,101 You can major in Film Studies. 1314 00:57:12,103 --> 00:57:14,367 - Yeah, but that means I can't shoot in 16-mm, 1315 00:57:14,369 --> 00:57:16,072 or have Todd Solondz as my teacher, or like-- 1316 00:57:16,074 --> 00:57:18,239 - You know what my mom said to me? 1317 00:57:18,241 --> 00:57:19,779 She said I had three options. 1318 00:57:19,781 --> 00:57:22,584 I could be a teacher, a secretary, or a nurse. 1319 00:57:22,586 --> 00:57:24,553 I thought, I hate needles. 1320 00:57:24,555 --> 00:57:26,115 I don't like children all that much. 1321 00:57:26,117 --> 00:57:27,886 I guess I'll have to be a secretary. 1322 00:57:27,888 --> 00:57:29,283 - So because your parents ruined your life, 1323 00:57:29,285 --> 00:57:30,284 you have to ruin mine? 1324 00:57:30,286 --> 00:57:32,121 - No. 1325 00:57:32,123 --> 00:57:33,793 What I'm saying is we can't afford you to go to NYU 1326 00:57:33,795 --> 00:57:36,158 because your single mom is a secretary. 1327 00:57:38,569 --> 00:57:40,063 But you're gonna love Ottawa. 1328 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,163 The nation's capital is very pretty. 1329 00:57:41,165 --> 00:57:42,329 - Oh my god. 1330 00:57:42,331 --> 00:57:44,397 It's the nation's crapital, mom. 1331 00:57:44,399 --> 00:57:45,398 God. 1332 00:57:46,610 --> 00:57:48,137 Pass me some garlic bread. 1333 00:57:57,687 --> 00:57:59,280 - I don't think the person 1334 00:57:59,282 --> 00:58:01,854 that wants you to accept that $10,000 scholarship 1335 00:58:02,824 --> 00:58:04,153 is trying to ruin your life. 1336 00:58:05,123 --> 00:58:07,189 I think that person loves you 1337 00:58:08,522 --> 00:58:09,994 and doesn't want you to be in debt. 1338 00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:15,461 Can you give in just once? 1339 00:58:15,463 --> 00:58:16,968 - No! 1340 00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:19,806 I told you, I'm holding out for NYU! 1341 00:58:19,808 --> 00:58:21,203 - Okay. 1342 00:58:21,205 --> 00:58:21,874 Then I'm not driving you to work. 1343 00:58:21,876 --> 00:58:23,040 - What? 1344 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,206 - I'm not driving you anywhere-- 1345 00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:25,812 - No, you have to drive me! 1346 00:58:25,814 --> 00:58:27,649 - Until you see this as a viable option. 1347 00:58:27,651 --> 00:58:28,848 - If I can't get to work, I'm gonna lose my job. 1348 00:58:28,850 --> 00:58:29,849 Seriously?! - Mm-hmm. 1349 00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:31,312 You know, sometimes, 1350 00:58:31,314 --> 00:58:32,720 I think dad killed himself because of you. 1351 00:58:32,722 --> 00:58:33,545 - Yeah? 1352 00:58:33,547 --> 00:58:35,052 You know what?! 1353 00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:36,922 I think he was smart. 1354 00:58:36,924 --> 00:58:39,485 I would love to kill myself so I could get away from you! 1355 00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:45,029 - Happy birthday, dad. 1356 00:58:50,399 --> 00:58:51,365 - Hey. 1357 00:59:05,018 --> 00:59:06,182 - [Customer] Goodbye. 1358 00:59:06,184 --> 00:59:07,348 - Bye, have a good night. 1359 00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:08,822 - [Customer] Thanks, you too. 1360 00:59:11,486 --> 00:59:13,024 - Hey, thanks for cleaning all the - 1361 00:59:13,026 --> 00:59:14,762 Hey, can you? 1362 00:59:14,764 --> 00:59:15,763 - What? 1363 00:59:15,765 --> 00:59:16,423 - I'm trying to - 1364 00:59:16,425 --> 00:59:17,391 - Oh. 1365 00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:20,361 - Yeah, no, 1366 00:59:20,363 --> 00:59:21,901 thanks for cleaning all that barf in the kids section. 1367 00:59:21,903 --> 00:59:22,902 I'm sure you have better things to do 1368 00:59:22,904 --> 00:59:24,431 on your Saturday night. 1369 00:59:25,033 --> 00:59:28,611 Oh, fuck this fucking place. 1370 00:59:29,944 --> 00:59:31,977 - Hey, when you said you hated movies, 1371 00:59:32,848 --> 00:59:34,573 were you just kidding? 1372 00:59:34,575 --> 00:59:37,015 - No, no, I really hate movies. 1373 00:59:38,612 --> 00:59:40,117 - Then why do you work here? 1374 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:47,729 - Okay, so I think that I lied to you. 1375 00:59:54,870 --> 00:59:56,969 I didn't really drop out of school 1376 00:59:56,971 --> 01:00:00,434 because my roommate committed suicide. 1377 01:00:00,436 --> 01:00:03,679 I actually don't have any first-hand experience with that. 1378 01:00:05,309 --> 01:00:06,913 I don't know why I said that. 1379 01:00:06,915 --> 01:00:08,079 I'm really sorry. 1380 01:00:08,081 --> 01:00:09,883 Like, I hope you can forgive me. 1381 01:00:14,351 --> 01:00:16,120 - Yeah, yeah, no, I forgive you. 1382 01:00:16,122 --> 01:00:18,155 Oh my god, thank god. - Totally. 1383 01:00:20,126 --> 01:00:21,994 - I felt like such a piece of shit. 1384 01:00:23,492 --> 01:00:24,458 Okay. 1385 01:00:25,736 --> 01:00:27,230 Thanks. 1386 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,770 Oh, if it makes you feel any better, 1387 01:00:28,772 --> 01:00:32,708 I did really drop out of school when I was 19. 1388 01:00:34,074 --> 01:00:36,811 I moved to LA for this movie that I was in. 1389 01:00:36,813 --> 01:00:38,208 - What movie were you in? 1390 01:00:39,277 --> 01:00:40,815 - "The Running Mate?" 1391 01:00:40,817 --> 01:00:42,344 - Is that um, 1392 01:00:42,346 --> 01:00:43,917 it's like a '90s teen comedy 1393 01:00:43,919 --> 01:00:45,952 where a cool guy runs for class president? 1394 01:00:45,954 --> 01:00:47,789 - Like on a dare 1395 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,318 and then he falls in love with his running mate. 1396 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,858 - Oh, and Jon Lovitz is the school principal. 1397 01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:52,321 Alana, did you get to meet Jon Lovitz? 1398 01:00:53,654 --> 01:00:55,995 - Lawrence, I'm not gonna talk about this 1399 01:00:55,997 --> 01:00:57,766 unless you're really gonna listen. 1400 01:00:59,297 --> 01:01:00,835 Like, movies are not fun. 1401 01:01:00,837 --> 01:01:03,233 There's a lot that they don't tell you about. 1402 01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:05,499 Okay. 1403 01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:10,537 So, this is actually kind of a long story. 1404 01:01:14,378 --> 01:01:15,542 Oh, I didn't. 1405 01:01:15,544 --> 01:01:16,917 No, I didn't mean you had to. 1406 01:01:19,647 --> 01:01:21,185 Okay. 1407 01:01:21,187 --> 01:01:23,550 I always knew that I was meant to be in movies. 1408 01:01:24,828 --> 01:01:27,026 Now, I know that that's stupid, 1409 01:01:27,028 --> 01:01:31,459 but I starred in all the plays at Aldershot 1410 01:01:31,461 --> 01:01:35,969 and just like everything about acting 1411 01:01:35,971 --> 01:01:38,807 just made me feel like people were seeing me 1412 01:01:38,809 --> 01:01:41,205 basically for the first time. 1413 01:01:41,207 --> 01:01:46,342 So, my mom took me to Toronto to try and get an agent 1414 01:01:47,279 --> 01:01:48,850 and then one actually signed me, 1415 01:01:48,852 --> 01:01:52,678 but she made me take these weird head shots 1416 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:57,221 wearing like a tube top 'cause she said that was my hit. 1417 01:01:57,223 --> 01:01:59,091 - What's a hit? 1418 01:01:59,093 --> 01:02:01,588 - A hit is like what people see when they look at you. 1419 01:02:01,590 --> 01:02:06,725 And I guess my hit was vulnerable drunk slut 1420 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:12,599 'cause they just kept sending me out for roles 1421 01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:17,736 like "Girl at Keg Party" or "Sorority Babe Number Two," 1422 01:02:18,706 --> 01:02:19,881 like roles that I wouldn't get 1423 01:02:19,883 --> 01:02:22,675 because obviously I wouldn't 1424 01:02:22,677 --> 01:02:25,480 until I did in "The Running Mate." 1425 01:02:26,824 --> 01:02:29,990 Like, getting this role was a really big deal. 1426 01:02:29,992 --> 01:02:31,453 Like Jonah, he was the director. 1427 01:02:31,455 --> 01:02:32,718 He fought for me. 1428 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,358 And so I was in LA, 1429 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,031 and I was like living on my own, 1430 01:02:38,033 --> 01:02:42,761 and I was lonely. 1431 01:02:46,272 --> 01:02:48,602 But Jonah, he like took pity on me and, 1432 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:54,674 oh, you remind me of him. 1433 01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,612 He went to Tisch School of the Arts. 1434 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:02,451 Me and Jonah, we would drive around, 1435 01:03:02,453 --> 01:03:04,024 and we would go for tacos, 1436 01:03:04,026 --> 01:03:06,158 and we would like, talk and watch movies. 1437 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:11,295 And then there was this producer 1438 01:03:12,265 --> 01:03:13,825 who started hanging around. 1439 01:03:13,827 --> 01:03:15,596 - Isn't that what producers do? 1440 01:03:15,598 --> 01:03:18,005 - Yeah, but this producer was like a creep. 1441 01:03:18,007 --> 01:03:19,600 Like if I had a wardrobe test, 1442 01:03:19,602 --> 01:03:21,833 he would just like stand behind me the whole time 1443 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:22,834 staring at my ass. 1444 01:03:22,836 --> 01:03:24,407 Like, he, I don't know, 1445 01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:25,771 was obsessed with my panty lines. 1446 01:03:25,773 --> 01:03:28,246 And then all of a sudden, 1447 01:03:28,248 --> 01:03:31,711 there was like this concern about my "experience level" 1448 01:03:31,713 --> 01:03:35,649 and he just kept inviting me to dinners to discuss it. 1449 01:03:35,651 --> 01:03:37,486 But these dinners were always really late 1450 01:03:37,488 --> 01:03:39,422 in his hotel room, 1451 01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,722 but Jonah, he kept pushing me to go over and over and over. 1452 01:03:43,527 --> 01:03:44,691 So then I did, I did, 1453 01:03:44,693 --> 01:03:48,464 I went to his hotel and I, yeah, 1454 01:03:48,466 --> 01:03:49,828 I went into his room, 1455 01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:52,336 but the lights were all off. 1456 01:03:52,338 --> 01:03:54,470 And he was just like, sitting there in the dark, 1457 01:03:54,472 --> 01:03:58,914 so now it's just like, me and him in the dark and, 1458 01:04:06,022 --> 01:04:08,253 and I, I can't get him off me. 1459 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:21,431 So, 1460 01:04:29,342 --> 01:04:32,013 the movie gets delayed and then they like, 1461 01:04:32,015 --> 01:04:36,281 Jonah replaces me with this girl on the WB. 1462 01:04:36,283 --> 01:04:41,187 And yeah, I like spend the next six years living in LA, 1463 01:04:41,189 --> 01:04:43,156 and I don't book a single other thing 1464 01:04:43,158 --> 01:04:44,883 except for this one like, dumb pilot 1465 01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,424 until I just rack up so much debt 1466 01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:49,492 that I have to move back in with my parents 1467 01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:51,032 and I start working here. 1468 01:04:51,034 --> 01:04:51,967 So, 1469 01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:59,007 yeah, I hate movies. 1470 01:05:05,873 --> 01:05:07,378 - Why did you tell me this? 1471 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,413 - 'Cause I thought that you would wanna, 1472 01:05:09,415 --> 01:05:10,953 like, you would wanna know. 1473 01:05:15,883 --> 01:05:16,816 I don't know. 1474 01:05:18,424 --> 01:05:20,061 Sorry, sorry, I guess. 1475 01:05:21,592 --> 01:05:22,789 I don't know. 1476 01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:26,166 - [Lawrence] Am I like the only person you've told? 1477 01:05:26,168 --> 01:05:27,134 - What? 1478 01:05:27,961 --> 01:05:29,334 Aside from my mom, 1479 01:05:29,336 --> 01:05:31,204 yeah, yeah, you are. 1480 01:05:33,967 --> 01:05:34,933 - God. 1481 01:05:39,478 --> 01:05:44,415 - Like, why didn't you just tell someone? 1482 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,582 You know, like if you told the police, 1483 01:05:46,584 --> 01:05:48,815 I bet that guy would be in jail right now. 1484 01:05:49,785 --> 01:05:51,587 - Are you like a fucking idiot? 1485 01:05:54,163 --> 01:05:57,461 Sometimes, I like can't believe my job 1486 01:05:57,463 --> 01:05:59,595 is to make you feel good about yourself, 1487 01:05:59,597 --> 01:06:01,465 like to make you feel great 1488 01:06:01,467 --> 01:06:03,368 about your like incredible future 1489 01:06:03,370 --> 01:06:05,898 when I was actually talented and good. 1490 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:11,013 And like, the saddest part is I really want your approval. 1491 01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:14,775 I really want you to think I'm cool 1492 01:06:14,777 --> 01:06:17,778 and that is the saddest thing that I can imagine. 1493 01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:19,351 - I think you're so cool, Alana. 1494 01:06:19,353 --> 01:06:20,748 I really do. 1495 01:06:43,179 --> 01:06:45,003 - [Announcer Over PA System] Attention, Aldershot. 1496 01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,247 If Ashley McIsaac could come to the office, 1497 01:06:47,249 --> 01:06:49,513 it is time to take your Ritalin. 1498 01:06:49,515 --> 01:06:50,448 Thank you. 1499 01:06:54,124 --> 01:06:55,387 - Hey, man. 1500 01:06:55,389 --> 01:06:56,883 How the hell are you? 1501 01:06:56,885 --> 01:06:57,917 - I'm good. 1502 01:06:58,821 --> 01:07:00,260 How the hell are you? 1503 01:07:00,262 --> 01:07:01,558 - Oh, yeah, dude. 1504 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,494 I got into Carleton. 1505 01:07:03,496 --> 01:07:06,200 I mean like obviously, I'm holding out for NYU still, 1506 01:07:06,202 --> 01:07:07,828 but yeah, it's crazy. 1507 01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:10,963 They wanna gimme like a $10,000 scholarship. 1508 01:07:10,965 --> 01:07:11,865 - That's amazing, man. 1509 01:07:11,867 --> 01:07:13,240 Good for you. 1510 01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:15,704 - Well, are you and Lauren P. 1511 01:07:15,706 --> 01:07:17,310 still working on the Year End Video, 1512 01:07:17,312 --> 01:07:18,443 going to Wendy's, getting frosties? 1513 01:07:18,445 --> 01:07:20,742 - What do you want, Lawrence? 1514 01:07:23,153 --> 01:07:24,218 - Well, I was just, 1515 01:07:25,914 --> 01:07:27,683 I was just thinking about how we haven't had Reject's Night 1516 01:07:27,685 --> 01:07:29,850 in like a really long time, you know? 1517 01:07:29,852 --> 01:07:33,623 Probably because I've been working so much and yeah, yeah, 1518 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:37,990 I was just thinking about how like maybe this Saturday, 1519 01:07:37,992 --> 01:07:40,025 we could have a Reject's Night again, you know? 1520 01:07:40,027 --> 01:07:41,829 Like I would have to switch my shift at work, 1521 01:07:41,831 --> 01:07:43,303 but then you'd be able to pick me up at Sequels 1522 01:07:43,305 --> 01:07:45,503 at like 10 and we could still make SNL. 1523 01:07:46,902 --> 01:07:48,935 - Yeah, that's totally cool. 1524 01:07:48,937 --> 01:07:51,212 I can ask my dad to like let me borrow the car or something. 1525 01:07:51,214 --> 01:07:53,544 - Yeah, dude, awesome. - Cool. 1526 01:07:53,546 --> 01:07:55,183 Oh man, we should do the thing. 1527 01:07:56,549 --> 01:07:57,779 - Nah, I don't want to do that right now. 1528 01:07:57,781 --> 01:07:58,945 - Oh, come on, Matt. 1529 01:07:58,947 --> 01:08:00,683 Just do the thing with me, dude. 1530 01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,080 - I don't want to-- - Come on, just do the thing! 1531 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:02,916 It takes like 20 seconds to do the thing! 1532 01:08:02,918 --> 01:08:04,621 Do the thing. 1533 01:08:04,623 --> 01:08:05,754 - Okay. 1534 01:08:05,756 --> 01:08:07,019 - Okay. 1535 01:08:07,021 --> 01:08:08,196 Okay. 1536 01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:10,297 I am casually eating a hot dog 1537 01:08:10,299 --> 01:08:12,266 in like a stylish leather jacket 1538 01:08:12,268 --> 01:08:14,235 and I'm very bashful, okay? 1539 01:08:14,237 --> 01:08:15,170 What about you? 1540 01:08:16,503 --> 01:08:17,601 - I'm looking at the Empire State Building. 1541 01:08:17,603 --> 01:08:18,701 - Okay, frame me up. 1542 01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:23,508 - It's Saturday Night Live with Lawrence Kweller. 1543 01:08:27,184 --> 01:08:29,679 - And Matt Macarchuck! 1544 01:08:35,555 --> 01:08:36,686 - [Sergeant] Now, you've gotta be the ugliest son of a bitch 1545 01:08:36,688 --> 01:08:37,984 this world has ever seen! 1546 01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:39,150 Who in the hell are you? 1547 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,756 Are you an abomination of God? 1548 01:08:40,758 --> 01:08:42,296 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1549 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:46,300 [Sergeant] Are you ugly, Private? 1550 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,126 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1551 01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,699 - [Sergeant] Does your mama think you're a mistake, Private? 1552 01:08:49,701 --> 01:08:51,503 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1553 01:08:51,505 --> 01:08:52,999 - [Sergeant] Drop to your knees and give me 20 1554 01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:54,935 before I puke my guts out. - Sir! 1555 01:08:54,937 --> 01:08:57,542 - We're closed, go home. 1556 01:09:02,252 --> 01:09:03,482 Oh, you're still here? 1557 01:09:03,484 --> 01:09:05,110 You begged me to take your shift. 1558 01:09:05,112 --> 01:09:06,980 - Yeah, 1559 01:09:06,982 --> 01:09:08,146 'cause me and my friend Matt are watching SNL tonight. 1560 01:09:08,148 --> 01:09:09,015 He's coming to pick me up. 1561 01:09:10,854 --> 01:09:12,524 - Dude, it's midnight. 1562 01:09:15,793 --> 01:09:17,298 What's his last name? 1563 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:18,926 You want me to put a late fee on his account? 1564 01:09:18,928 --> 01:09:20,235 - It's Macarchuck. 1565 01:09:21,634 --> 01:09:23,403 It'd be under his dad's name, Rick. 1566 01:09:25,737 --> 01:09:28,573 Okay, don't actually do that, but - 1567 01:09:28,575 --> 01:09:30,575 I do wanna see what movies he rented. 1568 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:40,387 That doesn't make any sense. 1569 01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,586 This is his home branch. 1570 01:09:43,359 --> 01:09:44,490 Why would he switch? 1571 01:09:45,955 --> 01:09:49,220 - Oh shit, shit, shit, shit. 1572 01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,859 Do you want a ride home? 1573 01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:54,335 - No, no, I can't. 1574 01:09:54,337 --> 01:09:56,095 I can't go home tonight actually. 1575 01:10:00,002 --> 01:10:01,837 Do you think I could just sleep in the store? 1576 01:10:01,839 --> 01:10:02,772 - What? 1577 01:10:07,878 --> 01:10:09,713 Yo, that's gonna kill your neck. 1578 01:10:09,715 --> 01:10:12,012 - No, it won't. 1579 01:10:12,014 --> 01:10:13,585 - Okay. 1580 01:10:13,587 --> 01:10:15,246 So I can get in a lot of shit for this Lawrence. 1581 01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:16,819 So, hey? - Mm-hmm? 1582 01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:18,326 - [Brendan] Okay, so it's really important 1583 01:10:18,328 --> 01:10:19,855 that you remember to enter the security code 1584 01:10:19,857 --> 01:10:21,428 when you lock up in the morning, okay? 1585 01:10:21,430 --> 01:10:22,429 - Yeah. 1586 01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:24,365 - Okay, it's 4-3-6-5. 1587 01:10:24,367 --> 01:10:26,400 - 4-3-6-5. - Got it. 1588 01:10:26,402 --> 01:10:28,061 Have a good night, I guess. 1589 01:10:28,063 --> 01:10:30,162 - 4-3-6-5. - 4-3-6-5. 1590 01:11:12,415 --> 01:11:13,348 - Ow. 1591 01:12:07,096 --> 01:12:08,029 Fuck! 1592 01:12:31,384 --> 01:12:32,383 - Hey. 1593 01:12:32,385 --> 01:12:34,726 Hey, how was Matt's? 1594 01:12:34,728 --> 01:12:37,531 What's wrong? 1595 01:12:37,533 --> 01:12:38,466 Hello? 1596 01:12:40,965 --> 01:12:42,030 Hold on. 1597 01:12:42,032 --> 01:12:43,031 Lawrence, it's Alana. 1598 01:12:43,033 --> 01:12:44,263 Can you talk to her? 1599 01:12:44,265 --> 01:12:45,869 - No. 1600 01:12:45,871 --> 01:12:47,365 - Alana, I'm sorry. 1601 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:48,806 Lawrence can't come to the phone. 1602 01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:51,237 What? 1603 01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:55,516 Oh my god. 1604 01:12:55,518 --> 01:12:58,915 No, I did not know, no. 1605 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:01,423 I thought that he was at a friend's house, yeah. 1606 01:13:02,382 --> 01:13:03,381 Okay. 1607 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:04,789 Yes, of course, yes. 1608 01:13:05,759 --> 01:13:07,891 He'll be coming down right away. 1609 01:13:07,893 --> 01:13:08,859 Yeah. 1610 01:13:10,731 --> 01:13:11,631 Okay, bye. 1611 01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:15,734 Looks like your store was robbed this morning. 1612 01:13:15,736 --> 01:13:18,803 Something about not punching in the security code right? 1613 01:13:19,773 --> 01:13:21,443 You slept at Sequels last night? 1614 01:13:24,514 --> 01:13:26,107 You have to go file a police report. 1615 01:13:26,109 --> 01:13:27,075 - What?! 1616 01:13:28,749 --> 01:13:29,682 But, I didn't get into NYU. 1617 01:13:35,283 --> 01:13:36,249 - I'm sorry. 1618 01:13:38,385 --> 01:13:39,923 My heart is breaking for you, 1619 01:13:43,533 --> 01:13:45,258 but you're gonna cry in the car. 1620 01:13:53,576 --> 01:13:55,972 - Well, you get the idea. 1621 01:13:55,974 --> 01:14:00,548 So, Alana feels like you're not really being a team player. 1622 01:14:00,550 --> 01:14:03,375 We got here frequently late. 1623 01:14:03,377 --> 01:14:05,179 Apparently, you have expressed a desire 1624 01:14:05,181 --> 01:14:07,247 not to sell the merchandise. 1625 01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:11,922 And there have been some reports of emotional instability. 1626 01:14:11,924 --> 01:14:14,419 But now she sees you on the security cameras, 1627 01:14:14,421 --> 01:14:16,828 sleeping overnight in the store, 1628 01:14:16,830 --> 01:14:18,995 which is a huge security risk. 1629 01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:20,832 And not only that, 1630 01:14:20,834 --> 01:14:23,461 but the front door to the store was somehow left wide open. 1631 01:14:23,463 --> 01:14:27,135 We have now lost $5,000 worth of Sequels merchandise. 1632 01:14:29,271 --> 01:14:31,678 - I've also done good things too. 1633 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,504 Did Alana mention the Staff Picks wall? 1634 01:14:33,506 --> 01:14:35,649 - Yeah, no, the Staff Picks wall was great, 1635 01:14:35,651 --> 01:14:38,553 but right now, you're letting your whole team down, okay? 1636 01:14:38,555 --> 01:14:40,346 Especially me. 1637 01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:41,985 - Lawrence, you have an amazing opportunity right now. 1638 01:14:41,987 --> 01:14:43,448 You're working for a company 1639 01:14:43,450 --> 01:14:44,988 that's only growing and expanding. 1640 01:14:44,990 --> 01:14:47,320 So if you play your cards right, 1641 01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:49,993 I could see you having a career in the video store industry 1642 01:14:49,995 --> 01:14:52,292 for the next 30 to 40 years. 1643 01:14:53,636 --> 01:14:55,460 - No offense, 1644 01:14:55,462 --> 01:14:57,671 but I think I wanna do bigger things with my life 1645 01:14:57,673 --> 01:14:59,233 than just work here. 1646 01:14:59,235 --> 01:15:02,401 Like my job is walking around a video store, 1647 01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:03,743 making people buy things. 1648 01:15:03,745 --> 01:15:05,877 It's kind of the stupidest job 1649 01:15:05,879 --> 01:15:08,110 that's ever existed to be honest. 1650 01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:11,476 And you want me to do it for the next 30 to 40 years? 1651 01:15:11,478 --> 01:15:14,248 Like, don't you think I'm more capable than that? 1652 01:15:15,823 --> 01:15:17,350 - Why are you being a dick? 1653 01:15:17,352 --> 01:15:19,220 - Well, it's not the language I would use. 1654 01:15:19,222 --> 01:15:21,123 - Well, no, Lawrence needs to know when he's being a dick. 1655 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,795 Just because you go to university doesn't mean 1656 01:15:22,797 --> 01:15:24,489 like everything's gonna turn out great. 1657 01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:26,832 People work at Sequels to do things 1658 01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:30,033 like earn a living and survive. 1659 01:15:30,035 --> 01:15:31,562 - Maybe they also do it 1660 01:15:31,564 --> 01:15:33,399 when they've had a traumatic experience 1661 01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:35,907 and they're emotionally devastated now or whatever. 1662 01:15:35,909 --> 01:15:37,744 - Wow, really? 1663 01:15:38,912 --> 01:15:40,406 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1664 01:15:40,408 --> 01:15:42,342 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1665 01:15:42,344 --> 01:15:44,179 - I don't understand why I'm being called a motherfucker. 1666 01:15:44,181 --> 01:15:45,686 - That's not really the way to speak to an employee. 1667 01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:47,545 - Well, maybe me and Owen are like pissed off 1668 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:49,580 because of your huge sense of fucking entitlement?! 1669 01:15:49,582 --> 01:15:51,692 Do you know what I would give to be a 17-year-old boy 1670 01:15:51,694 --> 01:15:54,486 just quietly sitting in the corner watching my DVDs, 1671 01:15:54,488 --> 01:15:56,323 knowing I'm gonna inherit the whole fucking earth 1672 01:15:56,325 --> 01:15:58,160 'cause literally the whole fucking world is made 1673 01:15:58,162 --> 01:15:59,865 for shitty little nerds like me. 1674 01:15:59,867 --> 01:16:01,394 And I bet you will go to NYU 1675 01:16:01,396 --> 01:16:02,934 and just go on to treat so many women 1676 01:16:02,936 --> 01:16:05,739 like complete and utter garbage because, what? 1677 01:16:05,741 --> 01:16:07,334 Your biggest emotional wound is like, 1678 01:16:07,336 --> 01:16:08,874 no one wanted to watch Stanley Kubrick movies 1679 01:16:08,876 --> 01:16:10,403 with you in high school? 1680 01:16:10,405 --> 01:16:12,405 - Well, no, no, I didn't get into NYU. 1681 01:16:12,407 --> 01:16:13,912 And if you're forgetting, 1682 01:16:13,914 --> 01:16:16,046 my dad kind of like killed himself. 1683 01:16:17,379 --> 01:16:19,412 Owen, I'm not sure if you realize this, 1684 01:16:19,414 --> 01:16:21,348 but my father, four years ago, 1685 01:16:21,350 --> 01:16:23,350 he hung himself in our garage, so. 1686 01:16:23,352 --> 01:16:25,154 - On behalf of his Sequels corporation, 1687 01:16:25,156 --> 01:16:26,419 I'd like to extend my deepest condolences to you 1688 01:16:26,421 --> 01:16:27,585 and your family. - No, Owen, no. 1689 01:16:27,587 --> 01:16:29,059 He does this like all the time. 1690 01:16:29,061 --> 01:16:30,522 It's like his secret little trick 1691 01:16:30,524 --> 01:16:31,897 to make people feel sorry for him. 1692 01:16:31,899 --> 01:16:33,393 You are very privileged, Lawrence! 1693 01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:35,263 - I don't feel privileged. 1694 01:16:35,265 --> 01:16:36,704 I don't even understand what that means. 1695 01:16:36,706 --> 01:16:37,837 Owen, do you understand what that means? 1696 01:16:37,839 --> 01:16:39,366 - You can't say that to me! 1697 01:16:39,368 --> 01:16:41,335 It makes me wanna stab you in the throat! 1698 01:16:41,337 --> 01:16:44,074 - Okay, so this isn't being productive right now. 1699 01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:47,308 To answer your question, 1700 01:16:47,310 --> 01:16:48,474 I think it's a sort of a structural, 1701 01:16:48,476 --> 01:16:50,014 symbolic kind of privilege. 1702 01:16:50,016 --> 01:16:51,444 - Oh my god, this is not working. 1703 01:16:51,446 --> 01:16:53,314 This is like, crazy. 1704 01:16:53,316 --> 01:16:54,480 - But Lawrence, I do want to apologize for the way 1705 01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:55,481 that you were just spoken to. 1706 01:16:55,483 --> 01:16:56,647 It's not appropriate. 1707 01:16:56,649 --> 01:16:58,154 We will have a chat about that. 1708 01:16:58,156 --> 01:16:59,650 But Alana and I were chatting earlier 1709 01:16:59,652 --> 01:17:01,157 and we think it's appropriate 1710 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,620 to give you a three week probation. 1711 01:17:02,622 --> 01:17:03,962 - Wait, so I'm fired? 1712 01:17:03,964 --> 01:17:05,458 - No, no. 1713 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:07,097 Brendan, your shift leader, was responsible. 1714 01:17:07,099 --> 01:17:09,330 We feel he should be the one to go. 1715 01:17:09,332 --> 01:17:11,464 But speaking of privileges, 1716 01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:13,268 of course, 1717 01:17:13,270 --> 01:17:15,138 you will not have your Sequels employee privileges 1718 01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:16,975 during your probationary time. 1719 01:17:16,977 --> 01:17:18,405 - Wait, wait, but what about "Punch Drunk Love?" 1720 01:17:18,407 --> 01:17:20,143 The DVD is coming out very soon 1721 01:17:20,145 --> 01:17:22,915 and I need my Sequels discount to be able to buy it. 1722 01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:25,885 - You should have thought of your precious Adam Sandler before - 1723 01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:29,823 Okay, Owen, 1724 01:17:29,825 --> 01:17:31,484 what if I like just don't want Lawrence 1725 01:17:31,486 --> 01:17:32,650 to work here anymore either? 1726 01:17:32,652 --> 01:17:34,223 Can we just fire him right now? 1727 01:17:34,995 --> 01:17:36,863 - Well, no. 1728 01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:38,029 I mean, there's a tiered conflict resolution model. 1729 01:17:38,031 --> 01:17:39,195 - No, no, no, no, you can't. 1730 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:40,999 I'm sorry, you can't, Alana. 1731 01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,804 You can't fire me because I think I love you. 1732 01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:46,972 You're my best friend. 1733 01:17:46,974 --> 01:17:48,369 - No, no, no, no. 1734 01:17:48,371 --> 01:17:50,635 You are a narcissist, Lawrence. 1735 01:18:04,684 --> 01:18:06,321 - It's open. 1736 01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:15,836 - Hey. 1737 01:18:19,105 --> 01:18:20,698 So yeah, it was just like 1738 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,403 kind of a misunderstanding actually, 1739 01:18:22,405 --> 01:18:24,174 just a bit of a miscommunication. 1740 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,374 - Okay. - Yes. 1741 01:18:26,376 --> 01:18:27,606 - Put your seatbelt on. 1742 01:18:31,986 --> 01:18:32,820 Oh my god. 1743 01:18:32,822 --> 01:18:33,887 - What, what? 1744 01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:35,152 - [Terri] What is that? 1745 01:18:35,154 --> 01:18:36,252 Are you picking your head again? 1746 01:18:36,254 --> 01:18:37,220 - No. 1747 01:18:38,553 --> 01:18:39,827 Don't be mad. 1748 01:18:41,127 --> 01:18:43,061 It just helps me feel better sometimes. 1749 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:46,933 I got fired. 1750 01:18:49,531 --> 01:18:54,237 - It just never ends with you. 1751 01:19:05,822 --> 01:19:08,790 Oh my god, I should be a hairstylist. 1752 01:19:10,189 --> 01:19:11,716 - Okay. 1753 01:19:11,718 --> 01:19:13,960 Now, before we screen the Year End Video, 1754 01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:16,864 would our filmmakers like to come and talk about their work? 1755 01:19:16,866 --> 01:19:17,799 Yeah? Okay. 1756 01:19:25,105 --> 01:19:27,435 - Hi, Aldershot. 1757 01:19:27,437 --> 01:19:28,975 My name is Lauren Phillips 1758 01:19:28,977 --> 01:19:31,076 and I'm the director of the Year End Video. 1759 01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:33,573 Thank you, Mr. Olenick, 1760 01:19:33,575 --> 01:19:36,609 and to my producer, Matt Macarchuck. 1761 01:19:36,611 --> 01:19:38,479 and to all of you guys 1762 01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:40,712 for like putting up with all the filming and stuff. 1763 01:19:40,714 --> 01:19:43,550 We will be doing a QandA in the foyer after the assembly. 1764 01:19:43,552 --> 01:19:47,323 And I shot this on 16-mm film. 1765 01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:48,962 Okay, thanks. 1766 01:19:48,964 --> 01:19:50,161 - Okay, okay! 1767 01:19:53,298 --> 01:19:55,760 Are we ready for this movie? 1768 01:19:57,104 --> 01:19:59,764 All right, lights, curtain, action! 1769 01:20:02,802 --> 01:20:05,110 - [Matt] That was a great speech. - [Lauren P.] Thank you. 1770 01:20:05,112 --> 01:20:06,474 - [Matt] Dude, don't be nervous. 1771 01:20:06,476 --> 01:20:07,640 Everyone's gonna love it. 1772 01:20:07,642 --> 01:20:09,675 - [Lauren] I'm not nervous. 1773 01:21:46,015 --> 01:21:48,213 - I just bought a new film camera and all that, 1774 01:21:48,215 --> 01:21:50,050 so I'm excited. 1775 01:21:50,052 --> 01:21:51,051 What about you guys? 1776 01:21:51,053 --> 01:21:51,876 Where are you headed to? 1777 01:21:51,878 --> 01:21:53,053 - Hey, man. 1778 01:21:53,055 --> 01:21:54,879 Are you here for our QandA? 1779 01:21:55,849 --> 01:21:58,619 - I mean, I got some Q's. 1780 01:21:58,621 --> 01:22:00,291 - You don't wanna hear our A's? 1781 01:22:01,591 --> 01:22:03,756 - The Year End Video was really cool. 1782 01:22:03,758 --> 01:22:07,562 It um, moved me emotionally, 1783 01:22:07,564 --> 01:22:09,201 which I think is the highest compliment 1784 01:22:09,203 --> 01:22:10,796 you could give to a filmmaker. 1785 01:22:11,865 --> 01:22:13,469 - Well, thank you, Lawrence. 1786 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,602 That was very sweet. 1787 01:22:15,935 --> 01:22:18,441 - I do have a Q actually. 1788 01:22:23,316 --> 01:22:24,909 Why aren't we friends anymore? 1789 01:22:24,911 --> 01:22:26,020 - Ooh, okay. 1790 01:22:28,486 --> 01:22:30,849 Let's take this outside. - Sorry. 1791 01:22:36,428 --> 01:22:39,165 - I think it just got too hard, you know? 1792 01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:42,366 Like, you kind of were just always 1793 01:22:42,368 --> 01:22:43,829 acting like you were better than me, you know? 1794 01:22:43,831 --> 01:22:45,666 You said I was a placeholder, 1795 01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:47,239 and then you said that fucked up thing to Lauren, 1796 01:22:47,241 --> 01:22:49,934 and then my grandpa died and stuff, 1797 01:22:49,936 --> 01:22:53,003 so I just didn't really want to deal with you. 1798 01:22:53,005 --> 01:22:55,280 - Wait, your grandpa died? 1799 01:22:59,352 --> 01:23:01,319 Why didn't you tell me? 1800 01:23:01,321 --> 01:23:03,189 - I think probably 'cause it was easier than knowing 1801 01:23:03,191 --> 01:23:05,015 that if I told you, 1802 01:23:05,017 --> 01:23:07,061 you probably wouldn't have given a shit anyways. 1803 01:23:07,063 --> 01:23:09,492 So, I don't know. 1804 01:23:09,494 --> 01:23:13,661 - I am so sorry, Matt, for everything. 1805 01:23:13,663 --> 01:23:14,530 - Dude. 1806 01:23:14,532 --> 01:23:15,795 - No. 1807 01:23:15,797 --> 01:23:16,730 Like... 1808 01:23:18,107 --> 01:23:21,801 Well, will you still sign my yearbook? 1809 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:24,243 - Yeah. 1810 01:23:29,217 --> 01:23:30,711 - They gave you "nicest eyes." 1811 01:23:32,187 --> 01:23:33,516 You do have very nice eyes. 1812 01:23:33,518 --> 01:23:34,649 - Shut the fuck up. 1813 01:23:34,651 --> 01:23:36,519 - I'm sorry. 1814 01:23:36,521 --> 01:23:37,916 I wish I appreciated them more when I had the chance. 1815 01:23:39,557 --> 01:23:41,986 - You know, I'm gonna move to Toronto next year 1816 01:23:41,988 --> 01:23:43,295 when Lauren goes to Ryerson. 1817 01:23:43,297 --> 01:23:45,055 - Really? - Yeah. 1818 01:23:45,057 --> 01:23:46,628 I was thinking about taking some improv classes 1819 01:23:46,630 --> 01:23:48,498 at Second City. 1820 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,764 - Dude, that's where like a bunch of SNL people went. 1821 01:23:50,766 --> 01:23:51,765 That's awesome. 1822 01:23:53,406 --> 01:23:55,076 - You still moving to New York? 1823 01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:57,540 - Ottawa. 1824 01:23:57,542 --> 01:23:59,212 I'm gonna go to Carleton. 1825 01:24:05,748 --> 01:24:07,550 Dude, you should come visit me. 1826 01:24:07,552 --> 01:24:10,047 I think if we go to Hull, we could get drunk. 1827 01:24:10,049 --> 01:24:11,884 The drinking age there is only 18. 1828 01:24:11,886 --> 01:24:14,557 We could also like maybe take the train to Montreal, 1829 01:24:14,559 --> 01:24:16,053 go see the Parliament Buildings. 1830 01:24:16,055 --> 01:24:18,726 We could go to the National Art Gallery, 1831 01:24:19,696 --> 01:24:21,091 give paintings the finger. 1832 01:24:21,093 --> 01:24:22,059 - Here you go. 1833 01:24:25,768 --> 01:24:27,207 See ya Lawrence. 1834 01:24:28,705 --> 01:24:29,869 - Hey, Matt? 1835 01:24:32,379 --> 01:24:34,247 I'm just gonna say something 1836 01:24:34,249 --> 01:24:37,151 and you don't have to say it back if you don't want to, 1837 01:24:38,847 --> 01:24:43,080 but um, I love you and I miss you like, every day. 1838 01:24:50,529 --> 01:24:51,462 - Yeah. 1839 01:24:53,092 --> 01:24:54,498 I'll see you around, okay? 1840 01:24:59,131 --> 01:25:00,097 - Okay. 1841 01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,108 - [Matt] Hey, Lawrence. 1842 01:25:11,110 --> 01:25:13,110 I hope you have a great time at Carleton. 1843 01:25:13,112 --> 01:25:15,079 Thanks for making me laugh a lot. 1844 01:25:15,081 --> 01:25:17,081 We'll always have Reject's Night. 1845 01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:18,423 Peace out! 1846 01:25:18,425 --> 01:25:20,920 Your friend, Matt Macarchuck. 1847 01:25:37,510 --> 01:25:40,038 - I'll meet you at the front. 1848 01:25:55,022 --> 01:25:56,857 - Do you think I could just like, 1849 01:25:56,859 --> 01:25:58,859 get my discount on this one last time? 1850 01:25:59,961 --> 01:26:00,894 - Um, no. 1851 01:26:05,164 --> 01:26:06,130 There you go. 1852 01:26:07,474 --> 01:26:08,407 Thank you. 1853 01:26:10,675 --> 01:26:12,543 - I like your earrings. 1854 01:26:12,545 --> 01:26:13,544 - Thanks. 1855 01:26:13,546 --> 01:26:14,908 They are Le Chateau. 1856 01:26:23,358 --> 01:26:24,291 - Bye for now. 1857 01:26:25,591 --> 01:26:26,722 - See you, Lawrence. 1858 01:26:32,961 --> 01:26:35,533 - Um, more please. - More? 1859 01:26:37,372 --> 01:26:38,536 Okay? 1860 01:26:38,538 --> 01:26:39,603 - One more. - Really? Okay. 1861 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,375 - [Lawrence] That's great, thank you so much. 1862 01:26:42,377 --> 01:26:43,244 - All right. - Yeah. 1863 01:26:55,214 --> 01:26:57,390 - [Server] I can help you here, ma'am. 1864 01:26:57,392 --> 01:26:58,886 - Hi. 1865 01:26:58,888 --> 01:27:00,822 - [Server] Yup, what would you like? 1866 01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:04,188 - So I'll order a turkey sub, whole wheat bread, no cheese. 1867 01:27:25,684 --> 01:27:26,617 Hey. 1868 01:27:27,455 --> 01:27:28,421 Nice hair. 1869 01:27:30,887 --> 01:27:32,150 Can I sit with you? 1870 01:27:36,123 --> 01:27:37,089 - Sure. 1871 01:27:47,970 --> 01:27:50,674 - Oh hey, you're going to university soon, right? 1872 01:27:53,041 --> 01:27:55,074 So I should maybe give you some tips, 1873 01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:57,384 college tips. 1874 01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,915 Yeah, any degree you get is like basically meaningless 1875 01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:02,851 so you should just take courses that actually interest you. 1876 01:28:02,853 --> 01:28:05,590 Like, experiment, you know? 1877 01:28:05,592 --> 01:28:07,460 And not just with school 1878 01:28:07,462 --> 01:28:09,319 'cause I actually wish that I had more sex in college. 1879 01:28:09,321 --> 01:28:10,221 - Geez. 1880 01:28:10,223 --> 01:28:12,058 - Yeah. 1881 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:15,567 And yeah, if you put tinfoil over the smoke detector, 1882 01:28:15,569 --> 01:28:18,130 you can actually smoke weed in your dorm. 1883 01:28:19,804 --> 01:28:22,299 - How do you get people to like you in university? 1884 01:28:26,580 --> 01:28:28,811 - Ask them questions about their interests 1885 01:28:30,144 --> 01:28:31,682 and really listen when they talk. 1886 01:28:31,684 --> 01:28:33,277 Not just because you're waiting to speak, 1887 01:28:33,279 --> 01:28:35,312 but like really listen to what they're saying 1888 01:28:35,314 --> 01:28:38,953 so you can sort of see where the conversation takes you. 1889 01:28:42,662 --> 01:28:44,497 I mean, 1890 01:28:44,499 --> 01:28:46,125 I think people are really gonna like you in university. 1891 01:28:46,127 --> 01:28:49,359 I know that maybe they didn't in high school, 1892 01:28:49,361 --> 01:28:54,507 but I think you have a real college type of personality. 1893 01:28:57,303 --> 01:29:00,678 Yeah, things are like gonna be really good for you there. 1894 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:02,240 - Well, what about you? 1895 01:29:02,242 --> 01:29:03,450 - What about me? 1896 01:29:03,452 --> 01:29:05,584 - Like, are you gonna be okay? 1897 01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,213 - Yeah. 1898 01:29:09,557 --> 01:29:11,854 Yeah, I don't work at Sequels anymore. 1899 01:29:14,122 --> 01:29:17,992 I enrolled in an acting class. 1900 01:29:17,994 --> 01:29:19,356 - Oh. 1901 01:29:19,358 --> 01:29:20,533 - Yeah. 1902 01:29:20,535 --> 01:29:23,096 And I am seeing a therapist. 1903 01:29:24,066 --> 01:29:25,406 - Well, how's all that been? 1904 01:29:27,509 --> 01:29:29,036 - Yeah, pretty good I think. 1905 01:29:30,237 --> 01:29:31,203 - Cool. 1906 01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:36,450 Alana, can I ask you like a super personal question? 1907 01:29:38,377 --> 01:29:39,343 - Mm-hmm? 1908 01:29:40,819 --> 01:29:42,687 - What's your favorite movie, man? 1909 01:29:42,689 --> 01:29:44,282 - Oh my god. - You never told me. 1910 01:29:45,417 --> 01:29:46,757 - Oh my god, Lawrence. 1911 01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:51,729 Okay, are you like really ready to hear the answer now? 1912 01:29:51,731 --> 01:29:53,258 - I think so, yeah. 1913 01:29:53,260 --> 01:29:55,062 - 'Cause it's not a Stanley Kubrick movie. 1914 01:29:55,064 --> 01:29:56,833 - I have come to accept that. - Okay. 1915 01:29:56,835 --> 01:29:58,329 - I just, 1916 01:29:58,331 --> 01:30:00,034 I want to know what kind of movies you like. 1917 01:30:00,036 --> 01:30:00,969 - Ooh. 1918 01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:08,647 "Steel Magnolias." 1919 01:30:10,244 --> 01:30:13,784 - Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that actually. 1920 01:30:13,786 --> 01:30:15,346 - Oh my god. 1921 01:30:15,348 --> 01:30:17,216 Lawrence, you haven't seen "Steel Magnolias?" 1922 01:30:17,218 --> 01:30:18,052 - No, no. 1923 01:30:18,054 --> 01:30:19,559 - What? 1924 01:30:19,561 --> 01:30:21,121 This is like the best movie of all time. 1925 01:30:21,123 --> 01:30:22,727 - What do you like so much about it? 1926 01:30:22,729 --> 01:30:24,498 - Okay, for starters, it has the best cast. 1927 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:28,095 Like Julia Roberts, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, 1928 01:30:28,097 --> 01:30:30,570 and Shirley MacLaine are all in this movie 1929 01:30:30,572 --> 01:30:35,201 and they all have like these amazing Southern accents. 1930 01:30:36,611 --> 01:30:38,435 And then at the beginning of the movie, 1931 01:30:38,437 --> 01:30:40,976 Julia Roberts is like this beautiful bride to be 1932 01:30:40,978 --> 01:30:42,439 with chronic diabetes. 1933 01:30:42,441 --> 01:30:44,782 And like I don't wanna spoil anything, 1934 01:30:44,784 --> 01:30:48,280 but like she could maybe die at the end. 1935 01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:49,281 - Oh no. 1936 01:30:49,283 --> 01:30:50,447 - It breaks your heart. 1937 01:30:50,449 --> 01:30:51,624 You have to see this movie. 1938 01:30:51,626 --> 01:30:52,790 - What year did it come out? 1939 01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:54,451 - Oh, who the fuck knows? 1940 01:30:54,453 --> 01:30:55,287 Who cares? 1941 01:30:55,289 --> 01:30:56,255 It's so good. 1942 01:31:02,164 --> 01:31:03,669 - Oh my god. 1943 01:31:03,671 --> 01:31:05,000 This is never gonna fit in the car. 1944 01:31:13,549 --> 01:31:14,515 Okay. 1945 01:31:16,145 --> 01:31:17,914 Here we go. 1946 01:32:01,157 --> 01:32:02,728 - Hi. 1947 01:32:02,730 --> 01:32:04,290 My friend said the fourth floor rooms 1948 01:32:04,292 --> 01:32:05,665 are five times bigger than regular rooms, 1949 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:06,490 so I wanted to check it out. 1950 01:32:06,492 --> 01:32:07,898 Is that cool? 1951 01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,032 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 1952 01:32:10,034 --> 01:32:11,000 Cool. 1953 01:32:14,841 --> 01:32:15,774 - Hi. 1954 01:32:17,371 --> 01:32:18,205 I'm Lawrence. 1955 01:32:18,207 --> 01:32:19,173 - I'm Tabitha. 1956 01:32:20,847 --> 01:32:23,408 "Steel Magnolias," cool. 1957 01:32:23,410 --> 01:32:25,278 Do you like movies? 1958 01:32:26,886 --> 01:32:31,790 - Yeah, yeah, I like movies, but what do you like? 1959 01:32:33,024 --> 01:32:34,419 - I'm really into horticulture. 1960 01:32:34,421 --> 01:32:35,585 - Horticulture? 1961 01:32:35,587 --> 01:32:36,795 Yeah, that's cool. 1962 01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:40,392 How did you get into that? 1963 01:32:40,394 --> 01:32:42,669 I grew up in the Sunshine Coast in B.C. 1964 01:32:42,671 --> 01:32:44,330 and my parents had a greenhouse, 1965 01:32:44,332 --> 01:32:47,036 so they were just big hippies. 1966 01:32:47,038 --> 01:32:48,202 - Really? 1967 01:32:48,204 --> 01:32:49,533 What did they grow? 1968 01:32:49,535 --> 01:32:50,941 - Weed at one point, 1969 01:32:51,746 --> 01:32:54,208 and cucumber, spinach, 1970 01:32:54,210 --> 01:32:57,376 and then I started growing my own heirloom tomatoes. 1971 01:32:57,378 --> 01:32:58,916 Okay, I'm gonna head out there 1972 01:32:58,918 --> 01:33:01,446 and tell everyone that your room is huge. 1973 01:33:02,482 --> 01:33:03,481 - Okay, yeah. 1974 01:33:04,891 --> 01:33:08,695 Thanks for talking to me about tomatoes. 1975 01:33:08,697 --> 01:33:10,158 - No, I meant like, 1976 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:12,259 do you wanna go try and meet people? 1977 01:33:16,001 --> 01:33:17,869 - Um... Yeah, sure, totally. 1978 01:33:18,872 --> 01:33:20,234 - Hey, Mitchell, Janessa, 1979 01:33:20,236 --> 01:33:21,466 this is Lawrence. 1980 01:33:21,468 --> 01:33:23,039 He has a room on the fourth floor 1981 01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:24,601 and you're right, it's way bigger. 1982 01:33:24,603 --> 01:33:27,241 - Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing. 1983 01:33:28,574 --> 01:33:30,376 Where are you guys from? 1984 01:33:30,378 --> 01:33:32,609 Did you like who they assigned as your roommates, 1985 01:33:32,611 --> 01:33:34,754 and what you picked as your major, 1986 01:33:34,756 --> 01:33:36,822 and how have you liked living in Ottawa? 1987 01:33:36,824 --> 01:33:39,792 Did you have to travel super far to get here? 1988 01:33:39,794 --> 01:33:40,793 Are your parents okay? 1989 01:33:40,795 --> 01:33:41,794 Are they holding up? 1990 01:33:41,796 --> 01:33:43,323 Do they miss you? 1991 01:33:43,325 --> 01:33:46,766 - Wow, you really like to ask questions. 1992 01:33:46,768 --> 01:33:47,701 - Yeah. 1993 01:33:48,561 --> 01:33:50,000 Is that bad? 1994 01:33:50,002 --> 01:33:51,672 - No, you're good. 1995 01:33:52,631 --> 01:33:53,938 Come sit down. 1996 01:33:53,940 --> 01:33:55,104 - Okay. 1997 01:33:55,106 --> 01:33:56,501 - Where are you from, Lawrence? 1998 01:34:00,980 --> 01:34:01,847 - Burlington. 1999 01:34:01,849 --> 01:34:03,013 - Burlington? 2000 01:34:03,015 --> 01:34:04,014 I've never heard of that. 2001 01:34:04,016 --> 01:34:05,180 - It's like a suburb-- 2002 01:34:05,182 --> 01:34:06,753 - It's just outside of Toronto? 2003 01:34:06,755 --> 01:34:07,578 - Yes, yeah, yeah. - I'm from Toronto. 2004 01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:08,579 - Me too. 2005 01:34:08,581 --> 01:34:10,416 - Oh, okay, yeah, 2006 01:34:10,418 --> 01:34:11,824 well, you must know how much Burlington sucks then! 2007 01:34:11,826 --> 01:34:12,924 - I've driven through it like once. 2008 01:34:12,926 --> 01:34:13,859 - Yeah. 2009 01:34:14,961 --> 01:34:16,488 - That's sweet. 2010 01:34:16,490 --> 01:34:17,522 - But like, what's the Sunshine Coast like? 2011 01:34:17,524 --> 01:34:18,655 I've never been to B.C. 2012 01:34:18,657 --> 01:34:21,328 - Oh, it's beautiful, 2013 01:34:21,330 --> 01:34:22,494 a lot prettier than here, 2014 01:34:22,496 --> 01:34:24,298 but it's still nice here. 2015 01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:33,846 ♪ There's that song, touch a body feel it ♪ 2016 01:34:34,673 --> 01:34:38,312 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2017 01:34:38,314 --> 01:34:42,184 ♪ Don't say you live here ♪ 2018 01:34:42,186 --> 01:34:47,321 ♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪ 2019 01:34:48,896 --> 01:34:53,129 ♪ I've been living like I'm locked up ♪ 2020 01:34:53,131 --> 01:34:57,067 ♪ I can see the midnight skies ♪ 2021 01:34:57,069 --> 01:35:01,236 ♪ Sometimes love it would sustain you ♪ 2022 01:35:01,238 --> 01:35:05,240 ♪ Only if you're on my side ♪ 2023 01:35:05,242 --> 01:35:09,376 ♪ Now and then I like to kid around ♪ 2024 01:35:09,378 --> 01:35:13,413 ♪ Some might say I just don't let up ♪ 2025 01:35:13,415 --> 01:35:17,549 ♪ Life's not long, why don't you live it? ♪ 2026 01:35:17,551 --> 01:35:22,686 ♪ There's that song, touch a body feel it ♪ 2027 01:35:23,524 --> 01:35:27,262 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2028 01:35:27,264 --> 01:35:31,365 ♪ Don't say you live here ♪ 2029 01:35:31,367 --> 01:35:35,138 ♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪ 2030 01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:39,879 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2031 01:35:39,881 --> 01:35:43,773 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2032 01:35:43,775 --> 01:35:47,777 ♪ You know you don't live here ♪ 2033 01:35:47,779 --> 01:35:51,682 ♪ Won't let it get cursed ♪ 2034 01:35:51,684 --> 01:35:54,619 ♪ Touch a body ♪ 2035 01:36:44,836 --> 01:36:49,982 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2036 01:36:53,086 --> 01:36:58,188 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2037 01:37:01,292 --> 01:37:06,394 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2038 01:37:09,696 --> 01:37:13,071 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪