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Mnh-mnh.
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Aah!
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♪ Oh, life on the outside ♪
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♪ ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy,
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and it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag,
and I know
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there's only one place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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You're dead meat!
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Where'd you learn to fly?
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Finishing school?
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Close, but not close enough.
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Watch this, bitch!
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Move it, asshole!
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This increase in population
is good for business!
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No more freaks in the family.
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My little assistants.
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How is it a stingray is up there
and we are down here?
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I can use this one
on security.
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Later, suckers.
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Get this pathetic
scum out of my sight.
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Jared, it seems
we have landed at the wrong
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correctional facility.
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Sorry for the intrusion,
ma'am.
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Everybody get back on the boat,
and let's set sail.
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- Who are you?
- I am the Captain.
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Ooh! A real-life Captain.
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He's full of sh...
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Uh, Chivalry.
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Captain Stingray,
at your service, Ma'am.
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Oh, and a gentleman.
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This coed thing
is a pain in my balls.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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That little c-u-next...
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There's nothing
like blowing your tail off
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to put me in the mood.
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Ugh! Gross.
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Oh, don't be a sore loser.
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You can be
my wingman anytime.
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I'm always the Captain!
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Looks like there's another
riot in cell block 9.
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I really think we should
separate my girls
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from those vile pigs.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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It's good for morale!
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A real warden would have
the bollocks to understand that.
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Now, why don't you try
and handle a simple riot
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by yourself?
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I have business at the club.
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I could come
with you for a change.
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Please!
It's a Gentlemen's Club!
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You're not allowed!
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But I could use a little
walking-around money.
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But we're the Stingstress,
babe!
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Is it possibly that
time of the month again?
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Oh, it's okay.
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But what about their
Stingstress boats,
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their Stingstress cars,
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their Stingstress
charitable foundations?
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All I know is he's sleeping
on a sofa bed up in the tip.
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That was our special place.
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And it could be
our special place again
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if the Mistress and the Warden
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are the next
Ultrajail power couple.
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Hey, Warden, I know
a girl who likes you.
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Everyone likes
the Warden of Supercell!
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This is gonna
take some work.
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You, my ravenous,
penned-in python,
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are just the product
of a poor childhood!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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One of you man-holes
left the toilet seat up!
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Stop it! Break it up!
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Uh, I'm just gonna hold it.
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I'll hold it for you.
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That's inappropriate
workplace behavior!
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Get off my back,
Ball Bag!
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Hands up, sweet cheeks.
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Eyes off the inmates, guard!
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I've had it with your testosterone
rages cramping my style!
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What's the matter?
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Seat got your tongue?
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.
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Did you say you want
your ass kicked?
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Alice, could I speak to you
in my office, please?
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Great. Another lecture
from team Ultradicks.
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Let me get this straight.
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We're gonna get the Warden to
bang your desperate boss again
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to get this place
out of the crapper?
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All you need to do is get him
up to the tip and ready for,
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uh... romance.
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Gross, but all right.
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So the Mistress let you
off your leash tonight?
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I'm nobody's lapdog!
I'm Lord Stingray.
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Ah!
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Give me a re-buy?
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You're already 14 packs
of cigarettes in the hole!
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Uh, my well-funded
concubine will cover it.
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I heard she had you
on an allowance.
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I'm the Captain of
the S.S. Stingstress!
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Yeah, aye-aye, Captain.
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Full boat.
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Open your mouth.
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Here.
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Don't open it until your soldier
is standing at attention,
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if you know what I mean.
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If this is some pathetic
attempt by Stingray...
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Enjoy the champagne.
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What are you doing here?
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Ooh! Fondue!
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Hmm.
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I said,
"Who's in charge here?!"
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Aah!
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Gentlemen, let's move
this game to my room.
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Maybe a change of venue
will change my luck.
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So, what's this romantic
spread all about, Warden?
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My snake has been getting
real hungry
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locked up in his cell!
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Oh, has he?
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Between me and you...
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Captain Stingray's snake is
more like a soft-shell crab.
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Ugh!
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I can't stand it any longer!
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I have to get
inside this thing!
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Eh, I've been called
worse things than a thing.
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You are still the same
pathetic child you always were!
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What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?!
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We're gonna die
lonely sad sacks
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trapped by this hard-up shrew
in heat!
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Not happening.
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I made you a horse 'cause
you're about to go for a ride.
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Oh, Warden, your voice gets
quite deep when you're aroused.
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Shh.
Quiet.
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It's pitch black.
I can't see anything.
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My superior 360-degree view
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will be a sight
she'll never forget.
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Aah!
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Oh, my god!
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Nobody has ever made me
feel that way before.
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Sometimes it takes a woman
to do a man's job.
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You're right.
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I don't need a Captain or
a Warden to complete me.
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I have everything I need
in my ultraprison.
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Our plan was a little too good.
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Now what?
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- I have a Plan "B"...
- Goodbye, Alice.
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♪ Your explorer's flag
stuck inside ♪
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♪ And blew
everybody's mind ♪
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♪ The blast from
your magic wand ♪
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♪ Cast a spell on
my frozen bonds ♪
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What's she so happy about?
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Ugh, I forgot how
needy they can be.
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♪ They melted away ♪
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♪ And I was free ♪
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♪ Free to find
the she in me ♪
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♪ The she in every she ♪
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♪ She's in you and in me ♪
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♪ She's something a one-eyed
Captain could never see ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)