1 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:21,630 No, they're still upstairs, probably working on the sexual compatibility part 2 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:22,630 our thesis. 3 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:26,450 Well, they've got about ten minutes before I go up there and get them. 4 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:29,910 We've got to get this thing into Professor Milken's hand. 5 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:31,510 Come on, Kayla. 6 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:35,450 I think you'll be able to work some of your Milken magic against an extension 7 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:36,450 we get desperate. 8 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:40,950 Listen, just because you're a little slut doesn't mean everyone else has to 9 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:42,390 share your moral destitution. 10 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,460 Moral destitution? 11 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:49,280 Uh -huh. Yeah, where exactly does that fit into our counseling for long -term 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,280 love relationships? 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,000 It does, and you should know. 14 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,720 Let's get started on the challenge as part of our thesis before they come 15 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,600 I was just saying, we're late. 16 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:51,040 Let them start without us. It's much easier to jump into the middle of a 17 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,340 discussion than to initiate one. 18 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:58,520 You're cute, but you're the most laziest grad student that I know. 19 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Well, you didn't invite me into your study group for my charm and good looks 20 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,320 alone, did you? 21 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,520 Which begs the question, why did I? 22 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,160 Bitch. 23 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,400 Yeah, so? 24 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:15,720 So what is the best environment for you to meet someone you're compatible with, 25 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,840 then? 26 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:19,459 I don't know. Bars and gyms have always worked for me. 27 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,779 It's a wonder you ever get laid. 28 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,700 Actually, I think it's pretty clear that the workplace is a pretty decent, you 29 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,000 know, place to find people that you're truly compatible with. 30 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,460 Damn, Star. 31 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,060 You sound like a textbook. 32 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:37,980 We're supposed to be writing this thing like a magazine article, not some 33 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:41,200 medical journal. So she finally emerges from her den of sin. 34 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:42,819 Shut up, Jeff. 35 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:43,820 Where's Wes? 36 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,360 Did you finally kill him with your sexual athletics? 37 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:49,320 Anyways, what have you guys been working on? 38 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,800 Impedability environment. 39 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:57,180 Well, then, I agree with Star. The workplace is a great place for people to 40 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,180 long -term connections. 41 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,920 We need anecdotes. 42 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,680 We need real case sites so people don't think we're just talking out of our ass. 43 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,300 Something that you're all very familiar with? 44 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,600 Shut up, Jeff. God damn it. God. Anyways. 45 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,540 I have anecdotal evidence. 46 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:19,100 My sister, she was involved with this really great guy, and they had an 47 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:24,320 sex life. It was inventive and fun, and she had no complaints. 48 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,040 Mmm, sounds hot. 49 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,800 Ugh, please. 50 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:53,780 Did she know the guy from work? 51 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:00,220 Actually, she knew this really great guy at work whom she convinced him to try 52 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,020 the same dating service as she met this other guy through. 53 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:08,680 Unfortunately, he met this beautiful brunette and told my sister all about 54 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,680 great date. 55 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,560 I can definitely see where this is going. 56 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,020 Pretty obvious, huh? 57 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,220 I don't get it. What's obvious? 58 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:26,760 That basically my sister was in love with her co -worker, but she didn't 59 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,940 it until she got really jealous about hearing about his great date with this 60 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:31,940 beautiful woman. 61 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,840 Oh, yeah, I guess it would kind of suck, huh? 62 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:40,600 Yeah, but fortunately she figured it out instead of just getting pissed off at 63 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,500 him for being insensitive and clueless. 64 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,940 So, wait, what did she do? 65 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,560 She just flat -out told him that she wanted him. 66 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,520 Get out. 67 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,880 No, and thank God that she did because he was feeling the same way about her. 68 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,440 Ooh, that could have went really bad if he didn't feel the same way. 69 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:02,860 One of them probably would have had to leave their job. Which is definitely one 70 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:07,920 of the potential pitfalls of office romances. Yeah. And why they get such a 71 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,920 rep. Wait a minute, so what ended up happening with your sister and that 72 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:16,000 Well, they basically had a passionate, romantic evening, and now they live 73 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,020 happily ever after. 74 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Aww. 75 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,400 So it's madder, Jeff, you're not getting enough attention? 76 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,680 Look, Wes and I are part of this group, too, because you need a guy's 77 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,580 perspective. And all that garbage you just spouted out is like chick fantasy 78 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:52,040 stuff. And the fact that it happened to my sister just doesn't count? 79 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,980 I'm sure your sister's very happy. 80 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:59,020 But my point is that our thesis needs to be relevant to both sides. 81 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,300 Otherwise, like chick therapy, not couples therapy. 82 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:06,160 And you're never going to convince Milken or anyone else that we can 83 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 people on... 84 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,660 Long -term love and sex relationships. 85 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,280 What's up, guys? 86 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,220 Well, 87 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:22,540 Jeff was just explaining to us that our case examples for the thesis are fantasy 88 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,180 and aren't worth a damn. 89 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,240 I didn't say that. Then what did you say? 90 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:31,280 That we need to have cases citing the male perspective to balance out the ones 91 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 that you guys have. 92 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:38,300 Okay, fine. So what would be your balance as to Shannon's relationship 93 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,300 example? 94 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:46,100 Okay, so there's this guy that my brother went to undergrad with. He was a 95 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,100 lawyer, right? 96 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,380 He met opposing counsel on a major case. 97 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:05,520 Now that's what I'm talking about. So what? When the case was over, so was the 98 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,520 affair? 99 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,740 Actually, no. 100 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,960 They couldn't legally be involved and oppose each other. 101 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,700 So he decided to recuse himself so they could be together. 102 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,900 And as far as I know, they're still totally in love. 103 00:22:58,570 --> 00:22:59,570 I didn't think you had it in you. 104 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:05,070 What? A romantic bone in this body of yours. You'd be surprised what kind of 105 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,830 romance my bone has. 106 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:08,630 Oh, okay. 107 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,010 Counter this one. 108 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:16,350 Instead of working relationships, professional lovers. 109 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,510 Ooh, okay. 110 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,730 Pros, I love it. 111 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:27,150 Contrary to the industry standard, I have a case about a pair of pros. 112 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,600 Her name was Sasha, but she hired him with her real name, Sandy. 113 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:36,320 So by the time they actually met, he had no idea who she was. 114 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,230 Oh. 115 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,500 Wait, I think I know about the guy you're talking about. 116 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:04,960 Tyler Cooper, I think his name is. Yeah, I heard about him. 117 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,100 Anyway, go on. Okay, well, it turns out that Sandy was a player too. 118 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:14,260 And after they had a huge blow -up fight, they realized that they just have 119 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,260 be together. 120 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:19,900 So their whole sex life turned out from this wild, crazy sex to passion. 121 00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:06,310 See? Goes to show that even someone as callous as a sex professional can still 122 00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:08,010 find true romance in a workplace. 123 00:29:08,990 --> 00:29:11,250 When did you say this happened? 124 00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:15,590 I think a few months ago, but they're getting married next week. 125 00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:17,010 They still prose? 126 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:22,090 No way. They completely realize that having that as a profession, they can 127 00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:23,270 make a relationship work. 128 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,730 Hmm. What? 129 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:32,550 No, it's just... I know somebody that hired Tyler last week. Oh, bullshit. 130 00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:34,370 What, you want to talk to her? 131 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,450 I just interviewed her for my addictions class. 132 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:42,430 She's totally addicted to dangerous sex, and hiring a gigolo is right up her 133 00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:43,430 alley. 134 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,880 You're full of crap. 135 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,920 You're welcome to talk to her. 136 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,880 What are you getting so worked up about anyway? It's not like he's your 137 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,880 boyfriend, is he? 138 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Of course not. 139 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,960 So where's your professional distance from your patients? 140 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,319 You know what, guys? 141 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,500 I'm really starving. 142 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,260 Does anybody want any lunch? 143 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,620 Well, I'll come with you. 144 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,300 Shit. 145 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,000 I've got a seminar to teach. 146 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,360 I'll come back and we'll work on this after class. 147 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,720 Okay, babe? 148 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:57,340 See you guys. 149 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:08,480 I cannot believe that we're carrying him on this freaking project. 150 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:13,360 Well, Shannon, he's kind of always been a little bit of a freeloader. 151 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,060 You know, at least in the beginning, he tried to contribute something to this 152 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:21,540 thesis. He's going to teach a seminar? My ass, he's a poser. 153 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,880 I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to impress you. I don't know. 154 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:31,380 More like he was trying to get his name on someone else's thesis work. 155 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,220 Well, maybe so. 156 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:41,480 But in defense of posers everywhere, I used to know this guy, and he pretended 157 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:46,740 to be European to get into this chick's pants. Who would file for that? 158 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:51,460 This fucking gorgeous blonde, and she wasn't dumb either. 159 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,220 Oh, I missed you. 160 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:01,520 Oh, and what if we hear? 161 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:07,170 The Matterhorn. 162 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:30,210 Oh, Raimi. 163 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:32,889 Make me yodel like a real woman. 164 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,580 Ugh. 165 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,040 It was fantastic. 166 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,180 Good. 167 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,860 I want to please because I like you very much. 168 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520 So sweet. 169 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,960 American men never express their feelings. 170 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:39,720 You're so open. 171 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,020 It's really refreshing. 172 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:46,300 But as soon as she found out that he was full of shit, she dumped his ass, 173 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,360 right? 174 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,360 Wrong. 175 00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:51,740 I swear to God. 176 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:56,980 By the time she found out, she'd already totally fallen for him. So she was mad 177 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,460 for like five minutes. 178 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,620 And then they had some wild, crazy sex. 179 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:35,890 Thank you. 180 00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:40,330 What's your point? I'm not giving Wes a second chance. I don't give a fuck how 181 00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:42,430 good the sex is. His ass is done. 182 00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:44,710 So the sex was good, huh? 183 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:48,790 It was good, but I've had better. 184 00:40:49,190 --> 00:40:50,670 You're right with who? 185 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:52,870 Nobody you know. 186 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:54,370 Whatever. 187 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:57,390 Tell me, was it with a male or a female? 188 00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:02,270 And what makes you think it would be a female? 189 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:03,610 I don't know. 190 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,200 I think maybe you're the kind of woman that another woman would find 191 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,100 I am. 192 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:16,100 And do you know this because... Because I happen to think you're very sexy. 193 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,520 And what makes you think that I would respond to that? 194 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,540 I don't know. 195 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,800 Maybe because you're pissed off at Wes. 196 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,120 Maybe because you want to prove to yourself and to him that there is way 197 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,120 sex out there. 198 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,690 Wow. 199 00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:37,370 I didn't know that you swing that way, Star. 200 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:41,710 Only 201 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:48,770 on 202 00:41:48,770 --> 00:41:49,770 special occasion. 203 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,880 workplace relationships? 204 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:28,420 Well, we have all the evidence of when and what works, but we have nothing on 205 00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:29,460 why it doesn't work. 206 00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,920 Well, I've got one for that. 207 00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,220 Let's hear it. 208 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,720 All right, well, it's more of a cautionary tale. 209 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,840 Okay, of course it is. 210 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,460 Okay, so there's this guy James, right? And he's the boss. 211 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,860 And you know, he's one of those guys that feels that he's entitled to 212 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:48,900 and everyone. 213 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:53,180 And of course, he only hires bubbly blonde secretaries. 214 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,960 Of course he does. 215 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,320 Who wouldn't? 216 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,480 Anyway. 217 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,000 Anyway, so he brings his latest secretary home for a little after -work 218 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,040 playtime. Mm -hmm. The only problem is that he couldn't seem to leave the boss 219 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,200 attitude at the office. 220 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:26,980 It's just good like this don't talk slowly 221 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,610 Sounds like a real Prince Charming. 222 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:46,790 The real charming part was when she filed a sexual harassment suit against 223 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:48,410 for keeping her late at work every night. 224 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:51,010 Now, that's a good one. Thanks. 225 00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:54,970 I thought they were getting food. What are they doing, killing the cow? 226 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:56,850 I don't know. 227 00:48:57,610 --> 00:48:58,610 No, 228 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:04,690 we're supposed to grind the wheat to make the bread, Aspen. Thanks for lunch. 229 00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:11,070 Hey, do we have a fantasy relationship chapter in this thing? 230 00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:15,970 So -so, not really. I mean, basically, every one of them covers a fantasy. 231 00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:18,330 Really? What's yours? 232 00:49:19,570 --> 00:49:22,910 To finish this thesis so we could all go to sleep. 233 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:24,210 Too bad. 234 00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:27,650 Didn't know you were so predictable and boring. I'm not. 235 00:49:28,010 --> 00:49:32,670 I really think that we need to have a fantasy relationship chapter in this 236 00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:33,670 thesis. 237 00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:35,920 Well... What are they exactly? 238 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,180 Well, the best way to explain one is to tell you about Star's friend Nina. 239 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Star's friend? 240 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:48,280 She apparently was dating this really decent guy and they had a really great 241 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,280 life. 242 00:51:39,710 --> 00:51:40,710 Oh, yeah. 243 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:16,980 Okay. Sounds pretty normal to me. The thing was, Nina was spending a lot of 244 00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:21,200 in a private chat room online with this guy who she, like, never met. 245 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,240 Oof. Those things never end well. 246 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:29,420 Yeah, well, the big problem was she was investing more and more time on her 247 00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:33,120 private chat room guy and less and less time on her boyfriend. 248 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,960 So did they do the chat room nasty? 249 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,080 Ugh. Are you serious? 250 00:52:40,970 --> 00:52:44,070 Well, actually, I think they did a couple times. 251 00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:46,990 Who's first? 252 00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:48,069 You are. 253 00:52:48,070 --> 00:52:49,070 Really? 254 00:52:50,090 --> 00:52:51,130 Okay, let's see. 255 00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:54,290 Well, I'm a novelist. 256 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:56,170 I knew it. How? 257 00:52:57,330 --> 00:52:58,910 You like words, I could tell. 258 00:53:06,390 --> 00:53:07,390 Tell me more. 259 00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:09,410 Well, I like, um... 260 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,080 Long walks at night. 261 00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,620 Leftover Chinese food. 262 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:17,880 What kind of guy? 263 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,240 Sleeping in on rainy days. 264 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,600 Tell me more. 265 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,620 When I was a kid, my nickname... Are nicknames okay? 266 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,520 Yeah, nicknames are okay. 267 00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:32,740 Well, the kids on my block, they call me Stretch. 268 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800 Stretch? 269 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,200 It's a long story. 270 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:40,140 Your turn. 271 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,700 Okay. 272 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:44,300 I'm a stripper. 273 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,080 As in? 274 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,320 As in an exotic dancer. 275 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,880 Really? 276 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,560 What? You don't believe me? 277 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,820 No, I never would have pegged you for a stripper, that's all. 278 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:57,700 Well, who do you want me to be? 279 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,640 You know, this isn't some sort of game. 280 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:04,220 Of course not. 281 00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:05,340 Then what are you hiding? 282 00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:09,700 Look, for all I know, you could be some sicko with a cucumber fetish. 283 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,690 Do I sound like a sicko? 284 00:54:12,830 --> 00:54:13,830 I don't know. 285 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,110 I don't think I want to do this anymore. 286 00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:22,650 You're angry? 287 00:54:23,410 --> 00:54:24,410 Bingo. 288 00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:26,330 You have a nice life. 289 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:32,210 Uh, I don't know. I mean, that all sounds a little too elaborate. 290 00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:36,670 It doesn't really happen that way. No, actually, it's nothing unusual. 291 00:54:37,370 --> 00:54:42,010 I mean, people often have deeper love affairs by computer than they do in 292 00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:46,030 person. You know, because it's like they feel safe with the person they're 293 00:54:46,030 --> 00:54:47,850 writing to because they have cyber wall in between them. 294 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:54,850 I mean, I've had amazing conversations by email and have said things that 295 00:54:54,850 --> 00:54:56,770 I would never say in person. 296 00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:01,510 Well, that's exactly what happened to Nina. 297 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:08,090 ultimately uh she couldn't handle it so she decided to focus more on her real 298 00:55:08,090 --> 00:55:13,670 relationship like with her like boyfriend boyfriend but then like by 299 00:55:13,670 --> 00:55:16,730 totally just decided that he was out of there he took off 300 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:23,590 dad 301 00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:45,270 Yeah, no kidding. 302 00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:48,950 So, did she immediately go back to her fantasy guy? 303 00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:50,390 I would have. 304 00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:55,070 Yeah, well, she tried, but she was, like, locked out of the chat room. 305 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:59,470 Yeah, as soon as she broke off their internet relationship, he signed out of 306 00:55:59,470 --> 00:56:03,110 chat room, like, never to be seen again. She knew nothing about him, so she 307 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,450 could not even contact him. 308 00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:09,090 See, that's just not even right. I mean, seriously, something like that should 309 00:56:09,090 --> 00:56:10,610 have a happily ever after ending. 310 00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:13,630 Why? Who said everything has to work out in the end? 311 00:56:14,010 --> 00:56:18,470 Look, just because you can't keep a relationship longer than one night... 312 00:56:18,470 --> 00:56:22,010 know, Kayla, you have this idea of who I am that has very little to do with 313 00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:24,550 reality. Actually, I know what I've seen. 314 00:56:24,830 --> 00:56:25,970 Oh, yeah? Like what? 315 00:56:26,330 --> 00:56:29,190 Like you. Out with a different girl. Once a week. 316 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:31,230 You ever think that maybe they were students? 317 00:56:32,010 --> 00:56:35,270 Oh, yeah. Just like Wes has a student. 318 00:56:35,930 --> 00:56:37,550 What are you guys talking about? 319 00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:40,650 Nothing. 320 00:56:41,759 --> 00:56:46,180 Seriously, Kayla, those girls leave messages on his work phone all of the 321 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,220 What do you know about his students? 322 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,800 What do you know about his students? 323 00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:57,600 Look, Wes was replaced halfway through the quarter, and there was allegations 324 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,280 going around that he was sleeping with some of the students. 325 00:57:02,780 --> 00:57:04,640 How long ago was this? 326 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:09,340 I don't know, about two weeks ago or something. 327 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,680 And you both knew about this? 328 00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:13,430 What about you? 329 00:57:14,110 --> 00:57:16,270 Baby, I'm not up on Wes's bullshit. I'm sorry. 330 00:57:19,010 --> 00:57:20,010 You know what, guys? 331 00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:23,290 I think I gotta go get some alone time right now. 332 00:57:24,110 --> 00:57:25,310 Are you sure you don't want company? 333 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:29,230 No. I'll be okay. I need to be alone. 334 00:57:33,630 --> 00:57:34,630 Fucking bastard! 335 00:57:37,450 --> 00:57:39,090 Well, that was fun. 336 00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:41,390 You had to bring up Wes. 337 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:42,960 You know what? 338 00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:46,660 Don't even sweat it. Like, she was pissed off at him for leaving in the 339 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:50,040 place. I really, really think that she would have done it today, no matter 340 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:55,500 And I just had to give her the MO to do it. Oh, my God. You guys haven't heard 341 00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:56,520 the end of Nina's story. 342 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,480 Wait, there's more? 343 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,700 I thought she lived unhappily ever after. 344 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,920 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, quite the opposite. 345 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,700 Good. So what happened? 346 00:58:06,990 --> 00:58:10,810 A couple months after Nina broke up with her boyfriend, one of her friends set 347 00:58:10,810 --> 00:58:14,150 her up with this guy that she thought would, they would just be perfect 348 00:58:14,150 --> 00:58:15,150 together. 349 00:58:17,050 --> 00:58:20,330 Okay, so how did you know it was the same guy? 350 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:24,510 Okay, well, there was some, he had, like, a very specific way of speaking. 351 00:58:25,070 --> 00:58:28,750 And I think after a few minutes, they just kind of both figured it out. 352 00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:33,350 And then, like, five minutes later, they were back at her place. 353 00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:24,950 um 354 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,140 Mm -hmm 355 01:01:35,770 --> 01:01:37,830 Bravo! I love a happy ending. 356 01:01:38,590 --> 01:01:43,010 And on that note, I think I'm going to go check on Shannon before I head out of 357 01:01:43,010 --> 01:01:46,970 here. Do you guys think you can kind of kill the communication section before, 358 01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:48,050 like, the end of today? 359 01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:52,710 Yeah. Sure, if you'll take family and friends and long -lost loves tomorrow. 360 01:01:53,230 --> 01:01:54,230 Oh. 361 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:55,950 All right, it's a deal. 362 01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:57,450 See you guys later. 363 01:02:01,670 --> 01:02:02,670 So... 364 01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:06,610 You think we can handle communication without breaking into another fight? 365 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:12,710 Actually, I think it's a perfect place for a little male -female perspective. 366 01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:17,590 All right, so who do we both know that's in a long -term relationship? 367 01:02:19,050 --> 01:02:20,430 Besides Shannon and Wes? 368 01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:23,230 All right, I mean a long -term relationship that works. 369 01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:25,110 Oh, right. 370 01:02:25,390 --> 01:02:28,390 Well, you do know Doug Morrison, right? 371 01:02:29,130 --> 01:02:31,790 Yeah, I've had a bunch of classes with him since undergrad. 372 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:36,560 Okay, well, I'm really, really, really good friends with his girlfriend, Kat. 373 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500 Perfect. 374 01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:43,880 Okay, communication in long -term relationships. 375 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,160 Okay, well, let's first start with their compatibility. 376 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:55,920 Kat says they have an insane sex life, and their bodies are completely in sync 377 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,020 with one another. 378 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,840 No. 379 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,680 It's fine for a start, but it smacks a bit of the chick romance line. 380 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,560 Well, it's her point of view I'm telling. 381 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,080 Exactly my point. 382 01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:27,840 Let's get back to how they first met. 383 01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:29,420 Okay, look. 384 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,480 They had dinner at his place, and then she never left. 385 01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:40,000 So he cooked, she ate, she showed her appreciation by parking herself on his 386 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,420 lap. I can't believe you just said that. Hey, not me, him. 387 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:45,980 That's not how it happened. 388 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:50,500 At all. So you say, but according to Doug, things moved pretty quickly from 389 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,500 to sex. 390 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:51,920 Thank you. 391 01:08:08,330 --> 01:08:10,290 Well, that's not what Kat said happened. 392 01:08:11,110 --> 01:08:12,930 Well, I think she'd be proud to admit that. 393 01:08:13,270 --> 01:08:16,750 I mean, any guy would think that that was a totally hot seduction. 394 01:08:17,550 --> 01:08:19,210 Except it's not true. 395 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:24,370 He's the one that made the moves, and it didn't happen on a chair at all. 396 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,140 That's just like a woman to clean it all up and make herself look all prim and 397 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:29,140 proper. 398 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,600 There's nothing prim and proper about having sex. 399 01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:34,100 I'm glad to hear you say that. 400 01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:39,000 You know, you come off as such a prude. I was sure that you were one of those 401 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,200 women who couldn't have the lights on. 402 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:44,840 Oh, look who's talking smack about something you know nothing about. You 403 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,160 idea what I'm like in bed. 404 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:48,700 Yeah, that's right. And whose fault is that? 405 01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:52,880 Are you kidding me? You're going to blame me for us to have never ever had 406 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:58,300 Uh, yeah, because I would sleep with you any day of the week. Oh. But no, you're 407 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,020 too busy trying to be grad student of the year. 408 01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:02,540 Like I'd ever have sex with a slut like you. 409 01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:09,460 How many guys you slept with? What? 410 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,320 Uh, I'm sorry, am I not speaking clearly? 411 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,080 How many guys have you slept with? 412 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:21,380 That's clearly none of your business. 413 01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:25,950 Look, I'm just trying to make a comparison between your history and mine 414 01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:28,650 illustrate to you that I can't possibly be a slut. 415 01:11:29,990 --> 01:11:31,970 Nine. I'm sorry, what's that? 416 01:11:32,890 --> 01:11:33,890 Nine guys. 417 01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:37,850 Okay. I've had sex with exactly five women. 418 01:11:38,530 --> 01:11:39,530 You're so full of shit. 419 01:11:40,190 --> 01:11:45,770 No. Sarah, Jessica, Michelle, Marie, Bridget. Five. 420 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:49,890 And each one of those was in a relationship that lasted at least five 421 01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:51,610 Okay? 422 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:58,300 So, let's get back to the he said, she said part of our communication. 423 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:03,340 I'm sure Kat's version of their breakup was very different than Doug's. 424 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:10,180 Well, she went to his house and found him with another woman. 425 01:12:12,340 --> 01:12:14,240 I'm sure it was a little more dramatic than that. 426 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,820 Maybe something along the lines of this. 427 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,580 Yeah, something like that. 428 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,460 Well, then what about their makeup? 429 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:16,000 I mean, in Doug's version, Kat showed up at his house wearing nothing at all 430 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 underneath her coat. 431 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:19,580 Hi. 432 01:13:34,890 --> 01:13:35,990 She told me about that. 433 01:13:37,170 --> 01:13:42,910 She actually also mentioned that they had the best makeup sex in the history 434 01:13:42,910 --> 01:13:43,910 makeup sex. 435 01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:12,010 And they too have lived happily ever after. 436 01:15:12,450 --> 01:15:16,590 See, Kayla, I don't disbelieve in happily ever after. I just don't always 437 01:15:16,590 --> 01:15:17,590 that it's the truth. 438 01:15:18,610 --> 01:15:19,990 Why did you just say that? 439 01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:22,990 Say what about happily ever after? 440 01:15:24,010 --> 01:15:26,850 No. About not wanting to have sex with me. 441 01:15:27,710 --> 01:15:28,710 Ever. 442 01:15:29,370 --> 01:15:30,370 Not that. 443 01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:36,950 Look, I don't know. I mean, I pretty much had the hots for you ever since I 444 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:37,950 you. 445 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:41,900 But you're always such an ass to me. 446 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,840 Yeah, don't you ever know the little boys in school who would torture you 447 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,100 than, you know, tell you that they liked you? 448 01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:51,660 It's the same thing. 449 01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:53,740 But why? 450 01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:02,460 I don't know, Kayla, because you're beautiful and smart, funny and sexy. 451 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:08,440 I mean, why would you ever want to be with a guy like me?