1
00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,015
Come on!
You guys are so dramatic.

2
00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:27,361
I heard you snuck around our gate.

3
00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,864
Did you try to find a way out?

4
00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:31,824
Cute.

5
00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,410
Sit down.

6
00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:35,828
I insist.

7
00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,248
Okay.

8
00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:48,466
This gun was made by hand
1862 during the American Civil War,

9
00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:51,510
specially designed for duels,

10
00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:56,223
when things get personal
and one goes to war with one's neighbor.

11
00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,976
The balls are very small. Don't do shit.

12
00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,686
I can say the same about you.

13
00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:04,690
And that surprises me
that you would like to leave us.

14
00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,651
I thought for sure you would
see your friends in the final round.

15
00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,945
Those losers are not my friends.

16
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,741
To hell with them and you, nutcase!
I just want to get out of here.

17
00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,785
You are delightful.

18
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,164
And I would wish you <i>bon voyage,</i>

19
00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:25,419
but you caught sight of something
which you shouldn't.

20
00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,214
I saw nothing.

21
00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,050
Good. There was nothing to see.

22
00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,593
Maybe that's why I didn't see it.

23
00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,136
- Saw what then?
- Exactly.

24
00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,391
But if it suits you,

25
00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:42,311
then I want you to be my guest
during the final round.

26
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,772
Just to be safe.

27
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That would be a hell of a lot of fun.

28
00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,489
<i>Wonderful.</i>

29
00:01:56,909 --> 00:02:00,454
Up and jump!
The final round of the tournament has arrived.

30
00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:03,666
In honor of your last morning
as my guests,

31
00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,626
I have arranged something special.

32
00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,671
Who loves breakfast?

33
00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:15,344
Okay. We'll take bacon
and cheddar on the first.

34
00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,347
On the other, we drive
a little more intercontinental.

35
00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,016
We take mushrooms, feta,
and is that pesto?

36
00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,393
Yes, we'll take that.

37
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,854
- And for you?
- Cheese.

38
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,858
Not much to say now
when your little friends are gone?

39
00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,442
I can make new friends.

40
00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:34,572
But you only had one,
and now it's gone.

41
00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:40,911
Harold would like me to kill you,
and I will, to his glory.

42
00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,040
You really are a fool.

43
00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,878
You've been looking for me
ever since I came to Blackfield.

44
00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:52,882
Blackfield was my sanctuary.
I was the most popular killer.

45
00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:56,010
And then you showed up
as King Shit over Knullberget.

46
00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,387
No one steals my spotlight.

47
00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,725
I will have stolen a lot more
than when all this is done.

48
00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,477
It will be a pleasure to finally
get laid in the ground.

49
00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:08,188
Yes, you think so
that you will suck me into you.

50
00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,733
And just so you know,
it won't happen.

51
00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,193
I don't want you inside me,
i want you to die!

52
00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,112
Your omelettes, sir.

53
00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,823
Is it a salsa bar?

54
00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,285
<i>Me llamo</i> hungry. <i>Olé!</i>

55
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,758
Are people aware
about how much better sex is in a bed?

56
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,593
Should we tell them?

57
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,846
I just know we don't
would do that angle in Roadkill.

58
00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,810
Crikey.

59
00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,110
Where are you going?

60
00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:00,407
Come back. As far as we know,
then the tournament can start tomorrow.

61
00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,368
You should try to relax.

62
00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,411
I just need to be ready.

63
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,457
It feels like I'm standing on a cliff edge.

64
00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,751
Yes, my stomach is also in knots.

65
00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,257
If you're worried we won't win…

66
00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:18,592
It's not about that.

67
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,387
What will it take to win?

68
00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,391
We knew that Calypso
wouldn't make it easy for us.

69
00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:31,021
It is what makes your wish,
our wish, worth it.

70
00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,692
But if we both make it…

71
00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,819
John, if we both make it,

72
00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:41,156
so it means that we both
gotta get past Raven,

73
00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,992
and Sweet Tooth, and Grimm.

74
00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,828
- I know it sounds impossible.
- To put it mildly.

75
00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,539
- The odds are against us.
- To hell with the odds.

76
00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,501
We keep fighting
until we no longer need.

77
00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,754
That's all we can do.

78
00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:57,965
Okay?

79
00:04:58,924 --> 00:04:59,883
We keep fighting.

80
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,222
I noticed that you
didn't mention Mike or Stu.

81
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,182
Exactly that. Maybe we can win.

82
00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,960
We're almost at the finish line.

83
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,603
This is all.

84
00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,606
All I have left of Dave.

85
00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:07,910
He was simple,
but also complicated, right?

86
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:14,083
Anyway, may his soul rest
as he lived, chill as hell.

87
00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,172
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

88
00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:21,799
It's the only way.

89
00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:23,884
You can do it.

90
00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,677
I'm not strong enough.

91
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,226
Now it's done.

92
00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,323
I know Dave ate people.

93
00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,785
He probably would have eaten me too.

94
00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:53,914
When I was alone out there, so…

95
00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,834
He helped me.

96
00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,002
I should have come back.

97
00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,547
I was a coward.

98
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,093
My best friend was probably murdered
and I just let it happen.

99
00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,180
Never again.

100
00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:15,644
I would die for you, Mike.
I'm not going to lose you again.

101
00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:21,233
We shall not die today. We will get our wish.

102
00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,484
Yes, damn it.

103
00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,822
- Fuck you! Come here.
- Fuck you!

104
00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,326
- Sorry.
- It doesn't matter.

105
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,828
- I love you.
- I love you too.

106
00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,999
We have to be careful with May.
She assumes she will come with us.

107
00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,334
Exactly that. Therefore I mean
that if you say it gently

108
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,794
maybe she'll keep calm.

109
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,921
Probably not,
but she listens to you.

110
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,464
- She looks up to you.
- I know.

111
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,716
Because I'm the cool friend.

112
00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:49,178
You are more of an authority figure,
like a father.

113
00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,180
I don't have dad vibes.

114
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,099
Says the grunting man
when he stands up.

115
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,893
"Oh, my back!"

116
00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,854
Okay, we run rock, scissors, paper. Ready?

117
00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,902
- What the hell is that?
- It's a gun.

118
00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,029
Gun hits tires. Tires hit the road.

119
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,531
No, that's not how you do it.

120
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:13,869
And stone crushes gun. I won!

121
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,662
Damn, I didn't think about the stone.

122
00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,294
- Mayhem?
- Where the hell is she?

123
00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,378
Huh!

124
00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,025
Stu?

125
00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,652
I'm okay. I feel fine.

126
00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:49,279
Thanks for the help.

127
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,034
Is it someone else
who has a bag on his head?

128
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,244
Driver!

129
00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,206
Show yourselves!

130
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:20,143
Welcome to the final round!

131
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:35,200
My friends, both insiders and outsiders,

132
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:39,705
you have seen these six drivers
finish round after round,

133
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:43,458
and destroy all who stood in their way.

134
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,004
<i>Wait!</i>

135
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,550
Have they seen us the whole time?

136
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,052
<i>Come on, Stu, we're going down in…</i>

137
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:58,682
Listen to them! They love me! Yes!

138
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,103
Damn sheep.

139
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,189
I have never seen
so many people in one place.

140
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,150
I know. There are so many.

141
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,446
- And half hate us.
- Damn. There is Mayhem.

142
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,198
- She has a good place.
- Do you think she's okay?

143
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,452
It seems so.

144
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,039
Better up there with him
than down here with us.

145
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:27,627
Today, insiders as well as outsiders go

146
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,381
together in celebration.

147
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,427
And is there any day
which is more suited to unity

148
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,471
than Christmas?

149
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,893
This time of year
has always been about hope.

150
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,856
And my drivers have shown you
that if you work hard enough

151
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:53,528
and pull yourselves together,
so you too can accomplish miracles.

152
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,990
You can have your greatest wish fulfilled.

153
00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,202
I missed something, Stu.
Why is he talking about wishes?

154
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,788
That's why we're here.

155
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,039
I didn't know that.

156
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,209
We talked about our desire
in the place with the strange well.

157
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,753
- You wanted to keep the coin.
- I thought he was joking.

158
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,671
Joking? Why would he joke?

159
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:15,384
I don't know, he seems like a joker,
you know, sneaky, that kind of guy

160
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,136
which would force one to throw away
a fine coin in dirty water

161
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,805
and then laugh about it
with his friends.

162
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,808
- I'm not a piece of shit, Stu.
- But you're an idiot.

163
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:26,144
<i>I wish all the walls would be torn down.</i>

164
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,026
To hell with outsiders!

165
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,987
Get out of here!

166
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,156
To win your wish…

167
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:43,286
…you simply have to be
the last competitor to drive.

168
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:51,086
This day will henceforth be seen
like a new holiday…

169
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,882
…Twisted Metal day.

170
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,728
Drivers, get ready!

171
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,649
- What about the leg?
- Not good.

172
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,151
Damn.

173
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,298
Stup! what are you doing

174
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,550
- Sorry, old habit.
- Jump in!

175
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,523
Which one of you bastards is out first?

176
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,110
This feels right!

177
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,158
- Are you okay?
- I can't handle it.

178
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,826
- You also have to drive.
- With what?

179
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,621
- Calypso sabbed my thigh!
- You have to help me steer.

180
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,372
- I'll take the pedals.
- Are you kidding?

181
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,586
- Shit!
- Goodbye, my son.

182
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,213
Turn left!

183
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,467
Damn!

184
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,136
Turn, at the same time.

185
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,889
Yes!

186
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,641
- That's right!
- That's right!

187
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,563
That's right, Stu! It's my boy, Stu!

188
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,944
- Later, dicks.
- Okay, pick up the pace a bit!

189
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,655
Damn, is that John?

190
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,156
Yes. Someone has to win, right?

191
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,825
Yes! Here comes Hammerhead!

192
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,246
You're not my boy, Stu!
To hell with you!

193
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,332
Hi, looks like Mike
and Stu means business.

194
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,125
I'm probably in danger here.

195
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,879
I would gladly save your hedge,
but I have a clown in mine.

196
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,717
It seems like your friends
already in danger.

197
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,678
I have no friends.

198
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,138
Interesting.

199
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,141
And I who thought they both
made you soften.

200
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:15,605
I have always said that family
and friends make one weak.

201
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,484
Standing on your own two feet makes you strong.

202
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,406
I see that strength in you.

203
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,660
May I offer you some moose cheese?

204
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,620
It has a delightful game taste.

205
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,897
I've always liked you, Quiet.

206
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,067
Not so long ago you were
a small fish in my aquarium.

207
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,946
I'm glad you got out,
because it's much more fun to chase you.

208
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,157
How can he be so damn fast?

209
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,202
There you are.

210
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,246
I'll kill you later, Quiet.

211
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,706
You are mine!

212
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,919
John, bring them to me.

213
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,213
Don't slow down.

214
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,940
- Now it applies!
- Sorry, John.

215
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,569
Sorry, Stu.

216
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,404
Turn!

217
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,157
No! Damn!

218
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,534
Mike!

219
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,580
Kill them!

220
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,967
One car gone, five to go.

221
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,767
Where are you going, Grimm?

222
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,562
What do we have here, then?

223
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,857
Grimm is my main dish,

224
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,069
but you little shit
can be my starter.

225
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:32,033
Is the clown trying to fuck me?
Lucky I brought protection.

226
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,830
Here comes the pain!

227
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,504
A shield? It's not in the spirit of the game!

228
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,630
Damn cheater!

229
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,091
Kiss me and I'll kiss back.

230
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,148
Come on!

231
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,863
No. What is she doing?

232
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,658
It's actually pretty cool.

233
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,827
Cheat codes? Pathetic!

234
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,456
Who's next?

235
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,416
I want carnage, not cheating.

236
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,178
Damn!

237
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,976
To hell with the force field.
I just need power!

238
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,564
Balance restored.

239
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,816
Are you enjoying the show?

240
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,365
Come on, John. Come on, Quiet.

241
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,539
Can you help
to remove them please?

242
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,624
Coming!

243
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,259
Okay, Raven. Now it's just you and me.

244
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:21,267
I arranged for you to win,
but you messed it up for a while!

245
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,769
Crap!

246
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,065
Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me.
You are worthless.

247
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,525
You, Raven…

248
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,236
…you're screwed!

249
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,748
Kiss my ass, Raven!

250
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,147
May I be allowed?

251
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,397
Okay, stupid, you drive left,
I drive right, a little change.

252
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,944
Raven is out! We're almost there.

253
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,821
I'm trying to aim for Grimm,
but he squirms.

254
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,411
Hey, that one's mine to kill!
Does it mean nothing that you have done things?

255
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,126
Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever?

256
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,173
Yes, damn it. Line them up.

257
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,053
Predictably.

258
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,306
Ready.

259
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,642
Now!

260
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,562
Bye!

261
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,367
Yes, there we have it.

262
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:34,669
Time to settle this, Grimm,
once and for all.

263
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:56,274
Yes, Grimm!

264
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,945
Grim!

265
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,697
No!

266
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,782
This is my show!

267
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,080
Now it's just hands and noses.

268
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,710
This has nothing to do with you.

269
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,802
You can kill me,
but after all

270
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,389
so you're still a sad one,
pathetic clown, Marcus!

271
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,062
But everyone will know my name.

272
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,731
Sweet Tooth!

273
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,529
- In the middle of nowhere!
- Booyah!

274
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,537
I would like to see that again.

275
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,623
Wait, I can.

276
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,128
Yes!

277
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,339
Yes!

278
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,673
REPEAT

279
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,344
Now the real fun begins.

280
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,264
We're getting close to the end, folks.

281
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:14,519
But I think some
of you would love a little surprise.

282
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,570
What is a final round
without a final boss?

283
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,973
Please welcome to the competition…

284
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,852
…Minions!

285
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,014
Surely it is wonderful?

286
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,142
Sure, they could have been warned,
but this is better.

287
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,894
They will never stop you again.

288
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,327
What the hell is that?

289
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,498
A robot or a monster.
A robot monster?

290
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,003
Okay, tough guy, here we go.

291
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:05,588
Come again.

292
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:22,730
Hell!

293
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,612
We'll have to do this
in the old fashioned way.

294
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,082
This crap boot is fast.

295
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,131
I would love to visit your gym!

296
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,572
This is not good.

297
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,220
Can't you do better?

298
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,730
Sorry clown.

299
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,790
Run!

300
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,050
Damn!

301
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,137
What do you want to do?
ate this final boss situation?

302
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,222
I have no idea,
but I'm starting to suspect

303
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,725
that Calypso does not want anyone
going to win this tournament.

304
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,560
Why bother?

305
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:25,770
We'll deal with that another day.

306
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:28,022
Right now I'm wondering
how we can claw this bastard.

307
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,359
Crap!

308
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,755
Shit face, you missed!

309
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,823
Remind me, what is Roadkill's turning radius?

310
00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,409
Absolutely freaking awesome!

311
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,039
Now we show you this red crap boot
what Roadkill stands for.

312
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,582
Absolutely. I'm hanging on.

313
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,760
I found a weak spot on his back!

314
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,887
Okay, I'll take the left, you take the right.

315
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,264
We outsmart him together.

316
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,598
I'd be happy to do that.

317
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:50,604
Crap.

318
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,065
Game over.

319
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,868
My God.

320
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,202
Quiet!

321
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:14,795
John!

322
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,392
Looks like we have a winner.

323
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,509
Double elimination!

324
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,391
John!

325
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,356
John!

326
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,193
John, come on damn it, wake up!

327
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,986
Wake up, please!

328
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,113
John!

329
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,410
John, damn it, wake up!

330
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,414
John!

331
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:48,806
Mike?

332
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,849
Mike.

333
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,353
Mike! Wake!

334
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:55,854
Mike!

335
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,777
I'm so sorry.

336
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:04,905
You didn't deserve this.

337
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:07,366
i love you Wake!

338
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,246
I will avenge you.

339
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,665
I promise.

340
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,101
All right, you crazy bastards,
it's time to feel the wrath…

341
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,859
Wait a little. Where is everyone?

342
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:52,411
Wow.

343
00:31:53,871 --> 00:31:55,205
okay…

344
00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:03,005
Ladies and gentlemen, please congratulate
the victors, Mike and Stu!

345
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:05,883
Wait, Mike is dead.

346
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,844
Just Stu!

347
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:14,266
- Did I win?
- Stu…

348
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:15,976
Stu…

349
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,104
John!

350
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,898
Stu…

351
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,192
{\an8}WINNER

352
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:40,334
I will go now,
you greasy little bitch.

353
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,044
I tried.

354
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,046
You go Go to them.

355
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,883
It will come anyway
not matter soon.

356
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,804
We made it, Mike.

357
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,890
I am the winner!

358
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:59,353
Yes! I am the winner!

359
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:49,987
Jesus.

360
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:48,462
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