1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,840 Oh! I was thinking, maybe this Saturday, 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,409 you could take Daphne to the science center. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,044 Oh, don't worry. I've got plans. 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,647 Mom, please don't take her to the makeup counter again. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,517 But we haven't figured out her palette yet. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,187 She barely has teeth. 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,055 She doesn't have a palate. 8 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,058 Not that "pa..." Never mind. 9 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,694 Listen, guess what-- we're babysitting Daphne this weekend. 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,029 -Oh. -Yeah. 'Cause Courtney's going on her girls' trip, 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,400 and you're making me go to the electric car expo in San Diego. 12 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,034 I'm not making you go. 13 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,904 I just said, "One of us has to go, and it ain't gonna be me." 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,407 Thanks for clarifying. 15 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,741 Oh, baby, I'm excited. 16 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:41,875 We'll have fun with her. 17 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,577 Yeah. Now, babe, but, you know, 18 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,146 this weekend, we were supposed to... 19 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,148 (neighs, imitates galloping) 20 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,116 Hyah. 21 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,084 Hyah, hyah, hyah. 22 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,419 (grunting) 23 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:52,786 (protests) 24 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,022 Baby, that won't take all weekend. 25 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,057 (scoffs) Not with that attitude. 26 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,059 Okay! Bye! 27 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,794 Marty, it's all good. 28 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,397 Gemma and I have a painting class Saturday night. 29 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,698 Your dad can watch her then. 30 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,634 Just bring her over whenever you want. 31 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:08,436 Yeah... 32 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,703 Um, here's the thing. 33 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,339 I need you to stay at my place. 34 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,573 Why? 35 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,008 Well, you see how mobile Daphne's getting, 36 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,577 and your house isn't babyproofed. 37 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,045 So? 38 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,348 Our house wasn't babyproof when you were little, 39 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,414 and you survived. 40 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:22,883 Uh, yeah. Barely. 41 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,618 Remember the time I jumped off the top bunk 42 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,786 and knocked out a tooth? 43 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,122 It was a baby tooth. 44 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,757 You were gonna lose that anyway. 45 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,692 Plus, you learned something. 46 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,060 You never did it again. 47 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,928 Yes, he did. He thought the problem was 48 00:01:35,027 --> 00:01:36,564 he wasn't wearing a cape. 49 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,567 Well, he doubled his money with the tooth fairy. 50 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,202 Oh, Calvin. Come on. 51 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,570 Marty is right. 52 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,704 Oh, about what? 53 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,872 You guys having a healthy debate? 54 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:45,872 I want in. 55 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,308 -Dave. -Mm. 56 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,076 Marty says that Daphne can't stay at our house 57 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,811 because it's not babyproofed. 58 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,112 -(scoffs) -Totally agree. 59 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,113 Thank you! 60 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,414 Mind your own business, Dave. 61 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,317 TINA: Oh, come on. 62 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,719 I want to watch Daphne at our house. 63 00:01:58,819 --> 00:01:59,787 Yeah, of course you do. 64 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,622 And your place is a death trap. 65 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,225 I can hardly let Grover over there. 66 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:07,295 The potpourri in your powder room looks like corn chips. 67 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,163 Uh, your boy shouldn't be eating anything 68 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,333 -he finds in a bathroom. -Mm. 69 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,435 Uh, don't worry, Marty. 70 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,137 -We will babyproof. Mwah. -Thanks, Mama. 71 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,507 What are-- what are you talking about? I didn't agree to that. 72 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,015 O-Okay. Um... 73 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,050 After some thought, yeah, I agree. 74 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,154 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 75 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,723 * Welcome to the hood. * 76 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,862 Wedding gift. 77 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,297 Arabian oak. 78 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,632 Mm. 79 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,368 That may be, but... 80 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,337 I don't like the look of those corners. 81 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,339 What about the corners? 82 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:52,340 (grunts) 83 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,375 Let me show you. 84 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,876 (chuckles) 85 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,043 Oh. 86 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,946 Aw. 87 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,180 (imitates baby grunting) 88 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,782 Oh, God! 89 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,953 That's a concussion. 90 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,255 If you're lucky. 91 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,791 I'd recommend padded corner protectors. 92 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,025 Uh, uh, uh, done. 93 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,527 -D-Done? -Yeah. 94 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,862 Look, Tina, come on. 95 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,298 Babies have survived tables for centuries. 96 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,567 Calvin, we're doing this. 97 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,135 Now let's talk about this recliner. 98 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,404 (grunts) 99 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,173 Got a toddler just crawling around. 100 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,207 (baby voice): "Hey. 101 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,542 -Where's my horsey?" -Aw. 102 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,078 "He's so hungry. He wants some hay." 103 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,713 And then you sit up. (grunts) 104 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:33,947 Oh, God! 105 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,557 That's a broken arm. 106 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,558 If you're lucky. 107 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,959 Oh! 108 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,927 Daphne! 109 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,296 That is not Daphne. 110 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,598 Hey. (stammers) Hey, this is my chair, man. 111 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,500 Yeah. Well, I can put a recliner lock on it. 112 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,035 Well, then it would cease to be a recliner. 113 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,938 We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it! 114 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,708 Okay. (stammering) Is this expensive? 115 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,411 Can you really put a price on protecting your child's safety? 116 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,613 Well, you do. 117 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,848 You know what, fine. Come on. 118 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,317 Let me see the total. Come on. 119 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,952 Uh, here's what your rough estimate is so far. 120 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,154 (stammers) 121 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,023 Are you babyproofing just my house 122 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,925 or is this all of Pasadena? 123 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,361 You know what? No. 124 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,595 I'll babyproof the house myself. Come on. 125 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,963 It's time for you to go. You're out. 126 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,632 Hey, I-I-I think you're making a mistake. 127 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,400 I think you're taking too long to leave. 128 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,568 Go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 129 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,802 Oh, oh, oh. 130 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,738 -Mm. -And take Annabelle with you. 131 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,005 TINA: Uh! 132 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,808 But that was Daphne! 133 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,311 That is not Daphne. 134 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,314 * * 135 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,215 Four, five, 136 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,485 and one more to go. 137 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,086 What about the cabinets? 138 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,588 They're full of glasses. 139 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,590 They're five feet off the ground, Dave. 140 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,624 She's a baby. 141 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,859 For now. 142 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,494 But, Calvin, babies grow up. 143 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,062 Yes. And when they do, 144 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,097 they get to drink out of glasses. 145 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,267 Uh, where's my screwdriver? 146 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,269 I put it in the drawer. It's very sharp. 147 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,104 Oh. (scoffs) 148 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,506 Okay, uh, uh, all right, 149 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,640 how do you open this thing? I don't even... 150 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,908 Well, you push, press, 151 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,577 -pull. -Press? You press it? 152 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,479 -And then you pull? And so push? -Oh, Calvin. This-- Please. 153 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,447 -N-No. Look, I am-- No. -You push. 154 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,015 -Don't do that first. You push... -I-- You said-- you said press. 155 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,850 -...you press-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 156 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,652 You two are gonna wake Daphne. 157 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,053 Shh. 158 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,557 Dave locked my screwdriver in the drawer. 159 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,393 (sighs): Oh, Lord. 160 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:30,731 Why don't you just call the guy with the doll back 161 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,099 to come fix this? 162 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,734 No. No. That-- 163 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,235 Baby, that man was a psychopath. 164 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,637 -Mm. -Yeah, yeah. 165 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,706 Look, I promise you-- this house will be 166 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,608 perfectly Daphne-proofed. 167 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,275 Yeah, we'll even get rid of the potpourri 168 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,777 that looks like Fritos. 169 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,713 Nobody else eats it, Dave. 170 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,949 Well, I am going 171 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,251 to my Sip 'n Paint art class with Gemma, okay? 172 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,486 -Okay. -If Daphne wakes up, 173 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,121 remember, Marty said no screens. 174 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,856 You can play the shape-y game with her. 175 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:56,890 Oh. Yes. 176 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,191 She does love the shape-y game. 177 00:05:58,325 --> 00:05:59,527 Yeah, she does. 178 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:00,861 Uh, can I play the shape-y game with her? 179 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,530 No. It's a Pop-Pop thing. 180 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,764 (chuckles softly) 181 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,533 -Mwah. -(Calvin mutters) 182 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,868 -I told you it was push, pull. -You never said-- 183 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,703 -you never said press, push. -The first push 184 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,472 -was implied. -You told me to push the thing and I said-- 185 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,674 -And I told you-- -That is exactly-- -Hey! Hey. 186 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,076 Press, pull, slide. It's not that hard. 187 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,212 * * 188 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,082 Can't believe I've never been in your bathroom before. 189 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,485 Always imagined softer lighting in here. 190 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:25,719 Dave, 191 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,255 get your imagination out of my bathroom. 192 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,991 I get naked in here. 193 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,895 Are you sure you're putting that thing on right? 194 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,163 (knob clanks) 195 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,165 No. 196 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,567 You got me so annoyed, 197 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,234 the outside knob fell off. 198 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,903 Is that bad? 199 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,873 Yeah. It is now. 200 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,441 Because we're locked in. 201 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,308 Wait, so we're stuck in here? 202 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,343 (sighs) 203 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,745 O-O-Okay, all right. 204 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,581 Calvin, call 311. 205 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,948 What's 311? 206 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,918 Well, it's like 911 but not as urgent. 207 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,489 I left my phone outside. Where's yours? 208 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:02,923 Well, it's charging in the kitchen. 209 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:07,060 I didn't want it to be dead in case there was an emergency. 210 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,463 How's that working out for you? 211 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,432 Well, I'm pretty sure it's charged. 212 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,433 (thud) 213 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,768 What was that? 214 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:15,936 Was that Daphne? 215 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,538 No. She can't get out of her crib. 216 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,540 -(Daphne giggling) -(pattering) 217 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,010 Now is the time she figures out how to climb out of her crib? 218 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,746 A-All right. Okay, everything's fine. 219 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,749 The-the house is fully babyproof, right? 220 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,584 Well, we never got to those upper cabinets. 221 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,452 And, clearly, she's a climber. 222 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,654 (sighs) 223 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,589 This is very stressful. I've got to pee. 224 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,624 Y-You better hold it. 225 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,125 -I can't hold it! -Dave! 226 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,831 * * 227 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,501 Good evening, my fellow artistes. 228 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,703 I hope everyone brought their muse tonight. 229 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,339 If not, try the Chablis. 230 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,642 -Oh. (chuckles) Thank you. -(chuckles) Okay, 231 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,243 just a little joke, everyone. 232 00:07:56,343 --> 00:08:01,014 Tonight's inspiration is Girl in the Pink Dress 233 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,717 by Laura Wheeler Waring. 234 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,686 Ready, set, 235 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,120 feel. 236 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,358 I hope I'm not bad at this. 237 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,860 Oh, no, you'll be fine. 238 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,194 Just have fun. 239 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,696 And don't try to compare yourself to me. 240 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,497 Some of us just have a natural talent. 241 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,867 Oh, well, those were the teacher's words last time, 242 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,368 and I can't judge. I mean, 243 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,270 she would know what she's talking about. (laughs) 244 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,706 Gemma, what are you doing? 245 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,408 I'm making sure Grover's being safe with the microwave. 246 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,878 He's making himself dinner for the first time. 247 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,913 Gemma, he's 14. 248 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,815 When I was seven, I was frying bacon. 249 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,116 -Give me that. -Um... 250 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,451 Less of this 251 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,053 and more of this. 252 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:41,822 (chuckling) 253 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,056 And, besides, 254 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,658 Grover needs to learn life skills. 255 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,594 You just did Malcolm's laundry. 256 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,061 Scuse me, I did not. 257 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,063 Well, I didn't fold it. 258 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,933 Well, I folded the fitted sheets. 259 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,434 I mean, no man can fold fitted sheets. 260 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,503 G-Gemma, just shut up and let's paint. 261 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,573 * * 262 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,341 H-Hey, Daphne. 263 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,776 It's your Uncle Dave. 264 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,979 Yeah. Now, you know what a phone is, right? 265 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,748 Yeah. N-- It's right there. 266 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,549 Now pick it up. 267 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,851 Yeah. Yay! 268 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,419 You did it! And now bring 269 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,054 the pho... (stammers) 270 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,489 Wh-Why did you throw the phone? 271 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,960 She's got a good arm for a toddler, right? 272 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,331 DAVE: Well, now she's holding a stuffed animal. 273 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,999 Wh-What? Gimme. 274 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,435 That's not a stuffed animal, Dave. 275 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,770 That's Sandra. 276 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,071 Who's Sandra? 277 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,405 My favorite wig. 278 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,807 I've never seen you wear a wig before. 279 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,042 No, no, no, no, no. 280 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,243 It's Tina's. 281 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,079 It's named after Sandra from 227. 282 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,548 Used to have a crush on her back in the day. 283 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,919 Okay, no, take-take-take that off, baby. 284 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,454 Da-- Yeah, okay. 285 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,489 -Okay, yes. She's picking up the phone again. -Okay. 286 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,858 Daph. Daph. 287 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,060 Bring the phone to Pop-Pop. 288 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,896 Yeah, j-just slide it under the door. 289 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,064 Come on. C... 290 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:00,100 N-No, no, no, no, no. (stammers) 291 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,069 -She's walking away. -(line ringing) 292 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,603 She's calling somebody. Who could she be calling? 293 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,338 All right, Calvin, get out of the way. 294 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,506 Daphne, don't worry! 295 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,508 Uncle Dave is coming! 296 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,911 -(groans) -Oh. 297 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,882 All right. Come on, come on. Get up. 298 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,617 You all right. You-you good? 299 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,486 All right, let's try the other shoulder. 300 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,587 Come on. 301 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,856 * * 302 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,495 (exhales) 303 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,436 -Malcolm. -Oh, no! 304 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,841 Damn it, Trey. How did you get in here? 305 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,809 I have a key. 306 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:42,943 I didn't give you a key. 307 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,244 I didn't say you did. 308 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,615 Hey, this green juice in your fridge-- 309 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,817 it has kale in it. 310 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,351 That's on purpose, Trey. 311 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,552 Weird. 312 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,023 Why are you doing slo-mo kung fu? 313 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,658 Uh, that is tai chi, okay? 314 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,627 It's about clearing the mind, 315 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,595 finding my balance, and... 316 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,597 centering my aura. 317 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,033 Ooh...! 318 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,334 What? 319 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,502 Man, you forgot where you came from. 320 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,972 -(sighs) -We used to eat gas station hot dogs. 321 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,874 Now you're drinking salad? 322 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,010 Please, I am the same man, okay? 323 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,411 (scoffs) Now, 324 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,380 if you don't mind scooting over... (clears throat) 325 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,482 I have to carry the moon. 326 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,387 Uh, well, when you set the moon down, 327 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,422 you've got, like, six missed calls from your dad. 328 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:33,360 Oh! What?! He must've forgot his streaming passwords again. 329 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,828 What's the emergency? 330 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,597 I got to catch him before he changes them, Trey. 331 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,233 $18 for this? 332 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,735 For $18, 333 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,171 the old Malcolm would've got a Big Gulp and a shirt. 334 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,907 * * 335 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,441 Well, all right. 336 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,744 You're doing pretty good for a rookie. 337 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,445 But a little tip-- 338 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,182 the painting's called Girl in Pink Dress, 339 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,784 so maybe a little less yellow. 340 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,551 It just spoke to me. 341 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,587 I think she wants to be yellow. 342 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,258 Ugh, this ros� is terrible. 343 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,427 It's white wine. 344 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,797 You dipped your paintbrush in it. 345 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,267 Huh. 346 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,869 Oh, in that case, it was pretty good. 347 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,941 Oh, man, my mom's not answering either. 348 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,075 You know, 349 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,443 this stuff really grows on you. 350 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,178 Like, the first two didn't do much for me, 351 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,815 but, this third one, it's hitting. 352 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,450 Three? You owe me $54, Trey. 353 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,486 Ooh, I'm not paying that for juice. 354 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,988 I can't just sit here. 355 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,990 I got to go check on my parents. 356 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,625 Hey. 357 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,028 You think my skin looks better? 358 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,463 Okay. Wow. 359 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,632 A lot of good painters here tonight. 360 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,869 But this person was doing more sipping than painting. 361 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,474 Whoa. 362 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,144 Whoever painted this has a real gift. 363 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,511 Mm. Well, 364 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,613 -I have been here before, so... -(chuckles) 365 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,315 -You know how it is. (chuckles) -The... 366 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,918 the emotions, the pain, the deep tones. 367 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,620 You really captured the Black experience. 368 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,022 Oh, stop it. But... 369 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,157 thank you. 370 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,724 -(chuckles) -(chuckles): Oh, wow. 371 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,293 Thank you so much. 372 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,261 No, not that one. 373 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,096 Wait, what? 374 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,497 This one. 375 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:22,002 This one screams Harlem Renaissance. 376 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,470 It does? 377 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,737 Yay! 378 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,876 But-but it's called Girl in Pink. 379 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,577 And-and that one is in yellow. 380 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,012 But it's not about copying. 381 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,513 It's about interpreting. 382 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,814 Yes. 383 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,051 And that is what a natural artist does. 384 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,987 Very good. 385 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,455 Yours is good, too, Tina. 386 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,526 Oh, yes, yes! It's very nice. 387 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,029 I would pull back on the shading a little bit. 388 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,064 -Yeah? -But, you know, 389 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,200 art is subjective, so... 390 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,534 if you like it, 391 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,703 I love it, my sister. 392 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,039 Very good job. 393 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,073 (chuckles) 394 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,708 She was drinking paint! 395 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,577 * * 396 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,147 Okay. We're ready. 397 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,517 I've used dental floss to secure this loofah brush 398 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,552 to the accordion-fold shaving mirror. 399 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,954 Now all I have to do is 400 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,422 extend it into the other room 401 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,424 and drag the phone under the door. 402 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,558 You ready? 403 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,928 I'm ready to watch you do it. 404 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,862 Okay. 405 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,331 Watch and learn. 406 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,999 Uh... 407 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,269 Oh, yeah. 408 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,271 You did your thing, MacGyver. 409 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,605 Well, I don't see you coming up 410 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,574 -with any better ideas. -Ah. 411 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,509 You know what? 412 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,710 The shape-y game. 413 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,678 What? 414 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,913 The shape-y game. 415 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,015 That's what Daphne and Pop-Pop do. 416 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,184 We match the shapes with the holes. 417 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,286 Okay, well, play the shape-y game with her. Do it. 418 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,922 (stammering) Daphne? Uh... 419 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:53,393 * Daph-Daph puts the square in the square hole * 420 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,463 * Pop-Pop puts the star in the star hole * 421 00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:00,968 * Then what does Daph-Daph do? * 422 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,438 * Well, Daph-Daph puts the circle in the circle hole * 423 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,773 Come here, baby. Yes, yes. 424 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,375 * And then, and then * 425 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,310 * Pop-Pop puts the circle in the... * 426 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,945 -Oh! Daph-Daph! -Yes! Yes! 427 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,113 -She saved Pop-Pop! -Okay, okay. 428 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,248 -Go get Daphne. -Okay. 429 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,285 Daph-Daph? 430 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,752 Daphne? 431 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,820 -Where is she? -Daph? 432 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,289 Daph-Daph. 433 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,491 -Where is she? -Daphne. 434 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,293 It's no time to play hide-and-seek. 435 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,529 And it's never the time for this type of vandalism. 436 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632 Dave. 437 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,467 -Help me find her before, you know-- -(door opens) 438 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,568 -Oh. -Hey, hey. 439 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,769 Oh! Uh... 440 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,139 Marty! Wow! 441 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,342 Hey, you're-- So you're-you're home early. 442 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,911 Oh. Yeah, I-I decided not to spend the night. 443 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,614 You know, the people at electric battery conventions 444 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,183 are not the party animals you would expect. 445 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,252 Go figure, huh? 446 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,486 Yeah. (chuckles) Uh... 447 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,854 -Wow. -Yeah. 448 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,589 You let Daphne really trash the place. 449 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,691 Oh, man. Well, you know, Pop-Pop time. 450 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,494 You know, I-I can't say no. I can't. 451 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,930 (chuckles) All right, well, I'll just go get her out of her crib. 452 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,665 Yeah, she's not in her crib. 453 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,003 What? She should be asleep now. 454 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,004 And she might be. 455 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,372 As far as we know. 456 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,542 Dad? 457 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,509 (stammers) 458 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,977 We're playing hide-and-seek. 459 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,646 And, you know, we're doing the seeking. That's all. 460 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,415 Oh. Okay, well, game's over, because... 461 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,852 (silly voice): the Daddy Monster always finds 462 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:29,356 his Daphne...! 463 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,027 Oh-ho-ho! 464 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,762 (Daphne giggling) 465 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,530 Daphne! 466 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,766 Ah! 467 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,336 I found you! 468 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,004 Thank God she's still in the house. 469 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,707 MARTY: Dad? 470 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,708 What's going on here? 471 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,976 Okay. 472 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,245 You know what, full disclosure is, uh... 473 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,946 we were babyproofing the house, 474 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,748 as you requested, 475 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,617 and Dave and I got stuck in the bathroom 476 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,052 for a few minutes. 477 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,288 A few minutes? More like two hours. 478 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,057 David. 479 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,326 You said "full disclosure." 480 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,060 (protests) 481 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:15,001 L-Look, you know, here's the thing, is that Daphne is fine. 482 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,869 And the house was babyproof, so everything was safe. 483 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,539 And even more important-- 484 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:23,643 your mother needs to not know anything about any of this. 485 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,079 Okay, fine. 486 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,681 So how are you gonna explain the wall? 487 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,949 What wall? 488 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,523 Oh, damn. 489 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,491 * * 490 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,431 * * 491 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,633 -(door opening) -(Tina sighs) 492 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,535 GEMMA: Come on, Tina. 493 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,470 You're not really mad at me, are you? 494 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,938 I don't know. 495 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,274 I mean, you know so much about the Black experience-- 496 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,443 why don't you tell me how I feel? 497 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,948 So, uh, fun night? 498 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,050 Sure. Is Daphne asleep? 499 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,853 Oh, actually, Marty came back early from San Diego 500 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:07,987 and took her home. 501 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,622 But we had fun. (chuckles) 502 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:10,723 Oh, good. 503 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,958 Oh, wow. 504 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:12,959 Wow! 505 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,561 Oh! 506 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,496 This is fantastic. 507 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,631 Talk about Harlem Renaissance. 508 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:23,470 Man, you did your thing, babe. (chuckles) 509 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,637 Uh... 510 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,539 Actually, I did my thing. 511 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,740 Whoa. 512 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,609 -Gem-Gemma, you did this? -Mm-hmm. 513 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,844 Have you been taking secret art classes? 514 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,914 Why does everybody keep asking me that? 515 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,351 Hey, hey, but, oh, this one is nice, too. 516 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,752 Wow. This is real-- 517 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,053 You know what? 518 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,055 I actually like this one better. 519 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,727 It's the shading that I love. 520 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,066 Uh, fun hanging out with you tonight! 521 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,370 She did not enjoy the class. 522 00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,772 Gosh, Gemma, 523 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,674 this is really, really good. 524 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,709 Aw! 525 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,177 Oh. 526 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,145 Why does your breath smell like paint? 527 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,782 Um... 528 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,084 Why is Sandra out? 529 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,354 Dave? 530 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,289 Were you in Tina's closet? 531 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,994 -Yes. -Yes. Yes. 532 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,397 And why are there wet Cheerios in her? 533 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,200 David. 534 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,936 Did you put Cheerios in Tina's wig? 535 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,105 -Yes. -Dave! 536 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,409 Should I be worried? 537 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,478 Yes. 538 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,812 Hey, Pop! 539 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,747 Are you okay? 540 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,081 Yeah. Uh, why? 541 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,850 Because you called me, like, six times. 542 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,285 Ooh. We should scoot. 543 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,688 You called Malcolm six times? 544 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,223 Why? 545 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,225 Malcolm, 546 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,094 I-I-I called you because... 547 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,697 I forgot the password to the streamers. 548 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,599 Oh. Man, see? I knew it. 549 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,001 Pop, they are all saved on your phone. 550 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,271 You just got to turn on the facial recognition. 551 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,839 I don't want them people knowing my face. 552 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,207 Mm-mm. 553 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,477 Well, I'm gonna let you two figure it out. 554 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,379 I'm tired. I'm going to bed. 555 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,080 -Good night. -What happened to the wall? 556 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,415 -Wall? -Oh. 557 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,752 Calvin. 558 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,521 I'm out. 559 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,990 -Me, too. -No, you're not. 560 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,128 It was Dave. 561 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,439 Captioning sponsored by CBS 562 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:43,209 and TOYOTA. 563 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:47,714 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org