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{\an8}LOL, YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT!
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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After playing for three hours,
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only five competitors have a yellow card.
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But another penalty
is about to be imposed.
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Will it be
the first elimination of the season?
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Let's find out together.
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Excuse me!
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Has anyone seen my nail?
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No, but I saw your career.
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-What did you say?
-Your career.
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It's nowhere to be found.
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What a mistake!
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You rascal, caught red handed!
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-It was a moment of euphoria.
-Classic.
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Right. Yellow card for Franck.
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At some point,
your natural instincts take over.
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And I'm naturally giggly, smiley,
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so it's too hard.
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So, Alban...
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-What did I do?
-...Marina,
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Carlito, Alison, Jean-Pascal and Franck
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each have a yellow card.
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So if you target these competitors,
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the next time they laugh
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they're out.
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See you later.
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{\an8}Right.
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{\an8}Here we go again.
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That means we can't laugh.
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Okay, Franck?
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Looking for some things.
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I know I'm in real danger,
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so my aim is to try
and make people get yellow cards.
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And I think Alison...
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I'm targeting Alison.
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Alison.
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You know I do mentalism, right?
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-Go on.
-You that mentalism is
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not innate. You learn it.
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I confused it with emmentalism
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which involves
reading a cheese's thoughts.
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Nothing to do with that.
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No, magnetalism is
making shapes with magnets.
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And amourtalism involves
reading your lover's thoughts.
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No, no.
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Stay there.
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{\an8}Careful, careful...
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{\an8}That was close.
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I'm getting caught in my own trap.
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Audrey Lamy, can I have a glass of water?
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-What do you want?
-Like I said,
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-a glass of water.
-What do you want?
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Audrey Lamy!
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-A cup of water?
-A cup of water,
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and a lottery card.
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So I can win a million and head off
to the sun, baby.
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Thank you.
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Jérôme, do you want some water, buddy?
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You look dehydrated.
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Your skin's as dry as a goose's.
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Alban cracks jokes
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that linger in the atmosphere.
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The joke is still working
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even though you have gone.
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It's like Chernobyl.
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He always comes at the right time
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With butter and croissants
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The breakfast friend
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Yes.
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The breakfast friend
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The friend Ricoré
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So tell me...
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was that you in Dancing With The Stars?
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Are we swingers?
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We're not bad, are we?
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We're not bad.
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I feel like I'm this close.
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Alban, Alban, Alban...
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I'll keep going till I get him.
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Come on, let's put some music on.
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Music!
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She's a Puerto Rican sister
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Who lives in Spanish Harlem
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She's superb
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It's salsa
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Really? Because of that?
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La salsa
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She's a Latina
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I've never heard that voice
from you before.
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A smooth path
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A touch of melancholy
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A touch of blame
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Come on, like Bernard.
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She's a Puerto Rican sister
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Who lives in Spanish Harlem
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{\an8}One of them is going to crack.
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Curves in the right place
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She's superb
It's salsa
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Jérôme's horrible.
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I absolutely have to hold it in.
So, I'm like...
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I was really scared, Jérôme.
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I feel like everyone
is on the verge of cracking.
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We're all very fragile, on the brink.
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So my time is now.
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{\an8}Alison Wheeler is going for it.
Joker card.
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Come on Alison, give it everything.
Like this...
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I find Alison very funny.
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Very, very funny.
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And I think she is very determined.
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Come on.
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She may take us down paths
we don't want to go down.
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Good evening!
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Good evening and welcome to the game.
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Please give it up
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for our charming presenter,
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or get it up,
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for Marie-Ange Nardine!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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This is dangerous.
Look out, this is dangerous.
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Thank you, I am Marie-Ange Nardine,
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welcome to the game,
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your favorite game,
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Whose ex is it?
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The rules are simple
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and no hygienic protection is required.
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I'm going to introduce some celebrities,
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and you have to guess which of you
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they've been in a relationship with.
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Once I've finished the presentation,
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raise your hand to give your answer.
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Is that clear?
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-Yes.
-Great.
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Let's see what the winner gets
to take home.
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The winner gets a man-cinema system,
an "homme-cinéma,"
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half man, half cinema.
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Movie buffs will love this man-cinema.
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And enjoy unrivalled audio quality
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thanks to his enormous sound bar.
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The best feature is that
he dispenses popcorn.
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Look how easy and fun it is.
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And it's delicious too.
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I'll let you taste some. Jean-Pascal?
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It's only popcorn,
it won't do you any harm.
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Thanks Mr. Cineman. You can go back
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behind the curtain.
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Let's start the game.
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I hope you like laughing because
this will be hilarious.
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Right.
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Those little jingles, fuck,
it's difficult.
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Here we go.
Let's start with the first contestant.
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This is Stacy.
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She met her ex
on the set of the fifth sequel
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of a smash film.
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Yes, Stacy is a Peugeot 406,
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but contrary to appearances, she has
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something under the hood.
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Her ex became more middle class
and left her for a hybrid.
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An affair which left some skid marks.
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Who is her ex?
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-Franck Gastambide.
-Franck Gastambide.
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Is the right answer! A winner!
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Next contestant.
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Here comes the second candidate.
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She supports Paris, he supports Marseille.
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Now they can't stand each other.
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It all started during the half-time
of a big match,
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her ex scored, and nine months later
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she gave birth to the fruit of their
two minutes of pleasure.
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-One minute.
-One minute, but who are we
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to judge?
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More of a soccer child than a love child.
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A child who just wants to meet his daddy.
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Can we see him?
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It's so sad. Do you want to talk?
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I think he's saying, "Fuck OM!"
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Whose child is this?
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Any idea?
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Redouane Bougheraba!
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Is the right answer!
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It was the "one minute of pleasure"
that gave it away.
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Next contestant. Number three.
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Her name is Liliane Morbier,
she's an artist, a painter.
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When she speaks of their affair,
she paints a picture,
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an intensely intimate gouache,
a watercolor romance.
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A classified ad in Télépoche
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was all it took for her to find the man
who would become her muse,
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or her muzzle,
I don't know how you say it.
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She was looking for a model
to refine her brushstrokes,
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a model built like an erect easel.
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She was his Michelangelo.
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He was her Sistine Chapel.
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As beautiful inside as on the outside.
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Her ex is...
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Jérôme Commandeur.
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But the body doesn't look like...
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You can give him the painting.
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I know that things
are still tense between you,
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unresolved conflicts, bad blood
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and other fluid issues.
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-Thank you Liliane Morbier, bye.
-Thank you.
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-Thank you, Liliane.
-Thank you, ma'am, for coming.
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A win. Yes, it was Jérôme Commandeur's ex.
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Bring on the last contestant,
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this is my favorite story, it's beautiful.
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It's a tragic story,
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one that I find particularly touching.
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This candidate is called...
was called René.
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René died 20 years ago.
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One of the last soldiers
from the previous century,
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she was climbing the career ladder,
he was taking down Krauts.
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He fought to save his lover's country.
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And his last words to her were...
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{\an8}Wow, she's almost got Jérôme.
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Who is his ex?
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Do you know?
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-I don't dare say it.
-Is it me?
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-It's you.
-Oh, yes. I recognized him.
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Hello, darling.
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Oh, no! I don't believe it!
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You klutz...
Sorry Marina, it's René, your ex.
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Perhaps you could come and pick him up.
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This is awful!
You can go back to where you came from.
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I'm outraged.
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Thank you so much for taking part in
Whose Ex Is It?
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Sorry, it wasn't that fun.
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Careful, it's the only powder
you can't sniff, Marina.
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This was Whose Ex Is It?
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Thank you for playing.
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See you after your next break-ups.
Bye, losers.
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-Thank you.
-Bravo!
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Bravo!
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-That was good.
-Yeah!
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When I arrived, I thought,
I'll be fine with Alison.
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But she's very funny.
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It was hard, bro.
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Your ex was nice.
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When she did the splits,
she got stuck to the floor.
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It wasn't us.
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-McFly?
-It wasn't us.
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Could be Jérôme.
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Fifi! Fifi! Fifi!
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This is serious.
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A red card?
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I'll start with a yellow card.
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Look who it is.
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Your ex was nice.
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When she did the splits,
she got stuck to the floor.
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Oh, shit!
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I coughed!
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That was the tipping point.
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Damn, it was so small.
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We have to penalize you.
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-It wasn't a proper laugh...
-It's tough.
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You snickered.
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Snickered my knickers!
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Thank you Jérôme, without him,
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that laugh wouldn't have been triggered.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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It was a letting-go kind of laugh.
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I got a yellow card for that...
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bullshit.
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This red card is just to let you know
that the threat is lurking.
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-Yeah!
-Be careful.
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See you later.
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Ah, I'm so pissed.
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Okay.
269
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I won't laugh again
for the rest of my life.
270
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Come on!
271
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-Game on!
-Come on.
272
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With seven yellow cards shown,
so therefore
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seven contestants in danger,
274
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the threat of the first elimination
is now palpable.
275
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But who will it be?
276
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Fuck.
277
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,880
I'm taking it very personally.
278
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,840
So, Jérôme Commandeur, you're in for it.
279
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,560
Jérôme, I have a question.
280
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,000
Since you've been on the scene
for a while now...
281
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,160
-Yes.
-I'd like to know
282
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,320
what it was like before,
in the Roaring Twenties.
283
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:56,440
What was the transition
from silent films to talkies like?
284
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,000
Did you meet Edith Piaf?
285
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,560
-So, I arrived...
-Do you feel like something's missing?
286
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,640
Apart from hair. I mean in terms of era.
287
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,520
{\an8}I arrived when Chirac was president.
288
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,680
Right. So not that old.
289
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,320
Edith Piaf was dead...
290
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,440
So you never experienced silent movies?
291
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,240
I've seen some,
but I wasn't there when they were made.
292
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,520
Okay.
293
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,080
What are your first memories?
294
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,320
Of fashion, songs...
295
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,080
-Fashion?
-Aged six or seven.
296
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,760
My first fashion memory is, I think,
Lizzie McGuire.
297
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,040
You don't know it?
298
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,360
-Yes, I know it.
-Really?
299
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,160
-Couldn't remember the name.
-It was fundamental.
300
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,240
Violetta.
301
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,840
That was much earlier.
302
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,120
My parents watched Violetta.
303
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,720
Look, there's a gulf between us.
304
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,200
-But we started to...
-We haven't created anything.
305
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,360
-But we did start to...
-No.
306
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,440
I think so.
307
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,360
It reminded me of when I started.
308
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,280
I did exactly the same jokes.
309
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,000
Did you have running water?
310
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,680
Did you shit in your back yard?
311
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Nice try.
312
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,560
JP.
313
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,680
What's up?
314
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,000
Come and see.
315
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,360
I've got a few rounds of ammo.
316
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,480
One which, I think, might work on JP.
317
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,280
Because it's about my ex.
318
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,480
A well-known actress, Sabrina Ouazani.
319
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,480
He knows her. He knows my story.
320
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,040
I can do it.
321
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,640
You know that, sometimes,
322
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,120
I feel bad because I think about my ex.
323
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,240
-Who do you think about?
-My ex.
324
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,240
Stop it.
325
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,080
You get upset?
326
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,520
What do you want me to say bro?
327
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,440
-I got a tattoo.
-Really?
328
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,880
Let's see it.
329
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,400
I got a tattoo, bro.
330
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,680
Bro, they messed up.
331
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,280
Messed up her name.
332
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,280
{\an8}It works on two levels. Firstly,
333
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,320
{\an8}she's beautiful,
but she looks awful in the tattoo,
334
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,520
{\an8} and the spelling mistake.
335
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,560
{\an8}Her name is Sabrina,
but it says "Sarbina."
336
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,480
Did you see the tattoo of his ex?
337
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,760
They got the name wrong.
338
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,640
"Sarbina" Ouazami.
339
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,400
Don't judge me for that, bro.
340
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,680
-JP, don't judge me.
-I'm not judging you.
341
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,840
{\an8}It's a beautiful story.
342
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400
{\an8}So close.
343
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,040
I've got a game.
344
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,160
-We're with you.
-Audrey has a game.
345
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,640
We need to get in a circle.
346
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,440
The piano is perfect for that.
347
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,200
-Okay.
-We're going to get a laugh.
348
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,000
Change of scenery.
349
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,440
Okay, let's play the game.
350
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,920
It's a silly game.
351
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,320
Completely stupid,
but very funny and effective.
352
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,680
It can get anyone.
353
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,080
We're going to play
a little musical extract.
354
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,840
-Yes.
-Let's go.
355
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,960
then we'll reproduce
356
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,400
-this little snippet.
-Yes.
357
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,280
-We take turns. A cappella.
-Right.
358
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,280
Let's go.
359
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,920
-Ready?
-We're ready.
360
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,440
Cue music.
361
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,560
-You bastard.
-The Queen of the Night!
362
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,040
Okay, okay.
363
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,320
I can do it.
364
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,800
-Quiet. Any noise is penalized.
-I'll start.
365
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,800
Go on.
366
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,040
You have to stay here.
367
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,080
I was about to fall over.
368
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,680
{\an8}Very dangerous.
They can trip at any moment.
369
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,880
{\an8}I need to take a short pause.
370
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,080
Okay, that's enough.
371
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,520
-I'll have to leave, otherwise...
-Good start.
372
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,960
I can't take any more.
373
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,000
It's like a nightmare.
374
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880
It's very difficult.
375
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,800
-Bravo!
-Your turn, Franck.
376
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,320
It's the most deadly game for me.
377
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,560
-You sing well.
-Because you're English.
378
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,280
Wheeler.
379
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,640
Marina's deadpan humor,
380
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,880
that's her weapon.
381
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,320
It's hard.
382
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,800
It's very hard.
383
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,880
Franck.
384
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,720
Three, four.
385
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,560
Great. I might act out the music too.
386
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,720
Your turn, Jérôme Commandeur.
387
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
It's hard to get out.
388
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,800
That or something else.
389
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,480
-Quite something.
-That was brave.
390
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,240
-Poor Mozart.
-That was a nice doggie.
391
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,320
That's like a dog.
392
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,320
It's a puppy.
393
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,520
That's an old Labrador.
394
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,520
-Needs putting down.
-We're going to put you down.
395
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,480
Give him a last kiss goodbye.
396
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,280
We don't understand.
397
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,000
He's swallowing his teeth.
398
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,440
Well done, everyone.
399
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,640
{\an8}-Extraordinary.
-Let's continue.
400
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,840
{\an8}It's not over, Marina!
401
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,360
{\an8}This game is very effective.
402
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,120
Cue music.
403
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,040
Oh, no.
404
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,520
How we supposed to do that?
405
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,360
Audrey.
406
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,760
It's Bad Romance.
407
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280
-Higher.
-It was a bit low.
408
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,480
There's a word missing.
409
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,080
{\an8}It's already raining cards,
but this is going to be a downpour.
410
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,760
I want to take the piano apart.
411
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,640
We all had the giggles.
412
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,080
Let go.
413
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,480
I'm not going to make it.
414
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,880
It's impossible.
415
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,480
{\an8}LOL, YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT!