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Condemned by the Sidereal Pope
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HELL IS OTHER ROBOTS
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BEASTIE BOYS
IN CONCERT
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It's too giant!
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I had to wait 1,000 years
to see them.
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- Shall I offer you a beer?
- Gladly!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
they come to sing their old people...
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their very old successes...
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the Beastie Boys!
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Astonishing. The words mean nothing
say, but they have 80% success.
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So it's a sick audience,
from a technical point of view.
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Shut up, I'd like to listen.
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How are you ?
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Do you like the show?
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Buy T-shirts!
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People rush to dance
in front of the stage!
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Tonight we're going to party
like in 1999.
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Great.
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Be careful!
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They perform even more than before!
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Hello everyone!
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- Hello, Bender!
- Hello, Fender!
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It's been centuries
that we haven't seen each other!
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- Do you work at Jack in the Box?
- No...
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I'm with the group.
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Oh, yeah.
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Guys, I present to you
my friends: Bender, Fry and Leela.
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After a concert,
we don't want to see anyone.
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I love your music!
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In the 20th century, I had your five CDs.
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It was 1,000 years ago.
Now we have seven.
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I can borrow the new ones
and blank cassettes?
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Let’s plant the organic ones there
and let's go to a real party!
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I'm always up for it
to get drunk.
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What is this party?
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There is nothing to drink
and only one whore.
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Stop laughing,
we're going to have some jack.
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Oh... yes!
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- Do you want some?
- I have nothing against...
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but according to my notice,
it is contraindicated.
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“Contraindicated”.
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Come on, a little one.
I told them you were cool.
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If it's enough to take jack
to look cool...
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so I'm going to do it!
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Take it easy my friend,
you quickly become addicted.
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Don't worry, I'm not the type
To be addicted.
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What are we going to do?
in this rotten neighborhood?
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Don't worry!
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I'll have a minute.
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Oh, sinful unity, the path
for robot heaven...
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goes through floppy 3.0.
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I come to blow you up when you are
torn in the gutter?
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- No !
- So get out!
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Who was it?
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Your grandmother. Shut up
and take me to work!
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Our electricity bill has gone up
in a mind-blowing way.
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Someone is wasting a quantity
Huge current.
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- It’s definitely you!
- Me ?
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- How are you, Bender?
- It's not your onions!
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- Does he have a problem?
- He is addicted to electricity.
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Bender? You want to laugh.
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I would have noticed it.
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Why do you spend so much
time in there?
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- Are you going there to get some jack?
- Don't come in!
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Good news! It is necessary to deliver
summons to appear...
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on Sicily 8, the mafia planet.
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Great! Come on, get to work!
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I'll be right back.
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Vinny said he gave her
the kiss of death...
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- but I think he's gay.
- Did he use his tongue?
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A little.
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- Are you okay?
- It's not your onions!
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There are electrical disturbances.
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- What kind of disturbances?
- Electric.
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I need to change course
to avoid it.
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We head straight
towards the electric field!
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It's what ? I feel weird!
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Come on, Universe!
Big coward practically empty!
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See if you have any juice left!
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Oh, mom.
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Well, what?
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We don't care if you're an alcoholic
or kleptomaniac...
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- or that you read porn magazines.
- We love you for that.
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But not that you do drugs.
You almost got us killed!
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You betrayed my trust.
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Like my friend who swore to me
that he didn't do drugs...
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and one day he stung
my mother's VCR...
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to buy drugs.
I'm ashamed to be your boyfriend.
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You are right, there is nothing
good to come from me.
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Maybe there is a way.
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Oh, yes! It's good stuff.
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What have I become?
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I see a lot
of sophisticated robots...
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well polished. But it will not influence
not the Robot Devil!
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- No !
- For if you have sinned...
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nothing will prevent it from connecting
his infernal modem...
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spitting flames and smoke!
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And it will download to you
straight to hell!
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- Straight to hell!
-Who will rise up to be saved?
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Who ? Who ?
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Me.
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For the sake of economy, I deleted
the salt water dispenser.
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It's a witch hunt!
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Oh, it’s a wonderful sun
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Ah, what a beautiful day
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Hello!
How beautiful you look this morning!
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He got his dose of electricity.
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No, that's all over, I was dreaming.
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I discovered religion.
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It's still a scam
to confuse us?
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Leave him alone.
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If it helps,
we should all support him.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
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Great! So I invite you
all to come...
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at my baptism
in a non-air-conditioned place!
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We are reunited
to deliver Bender...
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cold claws
and sharp edges of the devil...
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and make it fall between those
of our congregation.
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- Well said!
- Word equals truth.
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Brother Bender, do you accept
precepts of Robotology...
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to avoid eternal damnation?
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- I accept them.
- Then I will baptize you.
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Press any key to continue.
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BAPTISMAL OIL
HIGH VISCOSITY
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You could also
re-solder this thing for me?
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The old Bender would not have us
never invited to dinner.
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He left.
He will never bore you again.
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If the gentleman wishes to consult
the wine list?
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No poison, thank you. I
I'll settle for mineral oil.
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It helps you digest.
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I'm hungry like a wolf.
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My friends! My friends!
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We can't start
without having said grace.
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In the name of logic,
we give thanks...
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for energy
that we will absorb.
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According to the prophet Jerimatic:
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"One-zero-zero-zero-one-zero-one-
zero-one-zero-one-zero-one.
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Zero-zero-one.
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Zero-one-one-zero-zero-one.
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Two.”
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Amen.
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- Does that mean we can eat?
- Yes.
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But first,
I love you so much...
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I would like to hug everyone.
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- In my arms, Fry!
- I don't want to.
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Fry, you are my friend.
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All in line for a hug!
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That I show you love
that I have for you.
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- What are you doing on the ship?
- I sanctify him.
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It will convert those
who follow us too closely.
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- He drives me crazy with his religion.
-Amen.
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He should choose a religion more
widespread such as Oprahism.
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- He must go back to the way he was before.
- I know how.
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He needs to get used to being around
sordid places.
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Someone chartered a ship
to deliver a package...
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�Atlantic City?
By the way, what are we delivering?
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That.
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Where should we deliver it?
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Here.
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And there you have it, mission accomplished.
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Let's go back to the office for an evening
of fasting and repentance.
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Wait! You don't want to go see
an exotic dance show?
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Great idea!
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These creatures do not have
bodywork!
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- We can see their circuits!
- We're going to have fun...
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and drink good
wine bottles.
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What ? Drinking wine is a sin.
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Even if it is excellent.
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Look at this bag, the strap is
so thin that it could break.
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- You shall not steal!
- She's a 5,000 whore.
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She has a heart of gold.
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- Hello, handsome dark one.
- Don't tempt me!
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I finally have inner peace!
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It's for losers!
Fish as much as you want!
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- Let go!
- Screw !
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Can you keep my bag?
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Go ahead, you're dying to do so.
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Well...
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I am the greatest!
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- The old Bender has returned.
- You said it, buddy!
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Except for one detail.
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Since I am
a great director...
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I will audition
this evening.
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Although you are
all young and naive...
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I believe you have
everything you need.
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Now is not the time! You don't have
seen the “Do not disturb” sign?
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No ! No !
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Greetings, Bender!
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Welcome to Robot Hell!
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- What happened?
- He didn't pay his bill.
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The ashtray is there.
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Nibbler smelled vodka and oil!
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Well, take us to Bender!
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It's a nightmare, isn't it?
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No, Robotic Hell is real.
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Here is our brochure.
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I have nothing to do here.
I hate what hurts or scares.
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But you agreed
when you joined our religion.
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If you sin, you go to hell...
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for all eternity!
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Damn it...Damn!
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You have the right to swear.
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I remember this place.
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They closed when people
caught salmonella.
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It was the symbol of religion
from Bender!
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It's incredible!
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We found the entrance
from Robotic Hell!
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Who knew there was...
in New Jersey!
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Actually...
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We know your sins...
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and for each one, we have prepared you
a cruel and amusing punishment.
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Gentlemen?
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Oh, he's going to sing.
Do you mind if I smoke?
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You like cigars,
That’s good
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We were going to have a blast
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How does it feel to be transformed?
In panatella?
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This is the 1st level
From Robot Hell
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Playing is bad
Cheating is worse
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Let luck decide
How to torture yourself
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At the 2nd level
From Robot Hell
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FRYING
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Robot fry!
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- But why me
- Your crimes, here they are
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- There are robots worse than me
- No, there is none
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I wasn't wise, but it wasn't
Only childishness
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- Multiple shopliftings
- I'm programmed
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Stop lying, let me sing
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Pirating discs is bad
Paying royalties is good
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Put in your hard drive
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come get scratched
By the Beastie Boys
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This is level, level 5
From Robot Hell
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- My heart hurts
- Saving him is a point of honor
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- He is in hell
- We tried it, I'm not proud of it
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- He may be at the hotel
- Come on, don't be afraid
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Only half an hour left
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- So let yourself slide
- My butt hurts from sliding
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Diamond ols, cockfights
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Publication of indecent newspapers
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Now you will pay
You're here to have a hard time
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And suffer for eternity
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Under refined torture
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At the last level
From Robot Hell
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It was only the hors d'oeuvres.
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- Bender, are you okay?
- No.
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They tortured me with songs
and dances.
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Okay, Beelzebot.
What do you want in exchange?
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I have all the assets in hand,
you can't do anything about it.
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Sign this waiver
in the violin competition.
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What violin competition?
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The Code of Infernal Justice
number 2275...
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obliges me to inform you
that if you beat me on the violin...
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you will gain Bender's soul.
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- And a golden violin.
- It must weigh three tons...
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- and have a lousy sound?
- It's for show off.
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- Do you know how to play it?
- No. And you ?
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No, but I did percussion.
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- What if we lose?
- You win a silver violin.
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And I will have to kill one of you.
Him.
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- We accept.
- Okay, then...
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Listen to this!
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We're screwed.
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To you.
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Now, percussion solo.
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Run!
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Arrest them, they cheated!
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- Quickly !
- I could...
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if you threw away this filthy violin.
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Sorry.
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- Yeah !
- Great !
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Never again will I be too good
or too bad.
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From now on, I will be myself.
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You could be a little
less bad?
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I don't know. You would survive
� a fall of 200 m?
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Good old Bender!
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I dedicate this song
To my friend Bender
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It’s a dedication in my own way
To all the robots in this universe
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With us, the Professor
My friend Zoidberg, a great doctor
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A special song
To Leela, a great friend
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Good point
My friend Bender
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Nibbler, Nibbler on the track
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Special dedication to all those
From Futurama