1 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,549 - Welcome to Ron Wilcox's Action Star School. 2 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,552 I'm Ron Wilcox, and that was your first lesson. 3 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:11,970 - Getting hit in the head with a bat? 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:15,057 - Oh, you are naive. That was a prop bat. 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,059 It was made of plastic. - Wasn't goddamn plastic. 6 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,393 I've been hit with a bat before. 7 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,103 I know what a metal bat fucking feel like. 8 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,356 - All right, hey. Mr. Van De Velde told me to tell him 9 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,817 if you complain about anything being too difficult. 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,529 - No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not complaining. 11 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,322 - Mm-hmm. - I'm not complaining about nothing. I loved that. 12 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,782 - Mm-hmm. - I thought it was great, 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,244 to be honest with you. Gave me a rush. - Good. Let's take the tour. 14 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,453 - Yeah. - Come on. 15 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,039 This place used to be a slaughterhouse 16 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,125 up until the '70s, and then, as legend has it, 17 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,586 the animals revolted against their tormentors 18 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,171 and they slaughtered the humans. 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,799 - Oh, my God. - And my pal Charles Norris-- 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,134 you know him as Chuck-- well, he needed a place to train. 21 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,096 - Mm-hmm. - I bought it, I mentored him. 22 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,224 And that's why he's the badass that he is today. 23 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,852 Yeah. 24 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:04,314 He nearly died within these walls. 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:08,235 And that's how Ron Wilcox's Action Star School got born. 26 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,612 - Ron Wilcox's ASS for short. 27 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,823 - What the fuck did you just say to me? 28 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,205 - Did Matt get... Matt Damon go here? 29 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,124 Oh, Matty boy! 30 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,750 Fuck yeah! 31 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,752 Matt Damon. Before he came to me, 32 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,796 he was a no-name actor from New England. 33 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,674 He was nothing. He was 100 pounds soaking wet. 34 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,635 - Uh, you sure we're talking about the same Matt Damon? 35 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,345 - Hell yeah. Matt Damon. 36 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,723 - Huh. Okay. 37 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,141 Yeah. If you say... - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 38 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,643 Rule number one: no phones till you graduate. 39 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,188 - Okay, I-I run an empire, so unfortunately, I need my... 40 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,731 - Okay, fine. You know what I'll do? 41 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,733 I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde, and I'll tell him, "Oh, 42 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,776 "the phone policy wasn't working for him. 43 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,778 It-it wasn't to his liking." 44 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,739 - I never s... - I know what you're gonna do with this. 45 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,782 You're gonna make calls to Hollywood, you're gonna say, 46 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,285 "Hello, Hollywood, Ron's school is too tough for me. 47 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,703 I need more drugs." 48 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,413 - No. - Yeah. You're gonna say, 49 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,583 "Oh, I'm Kevin Hart. I need more caviar and champagne." 50 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,460 - I just want to talk to my employees. 51 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,962 - That's fine, but I'm still keeping it. 52 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,090 - Okay. 53 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,224 - Okay. Until you graduate, you are forbidden 54 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,142 from visiting the outside world. 55 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,602 You'll stay here. 56 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,395 - Say what? - You got your bed, 57 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,648 you got your toilet, you got your sink. 58 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,234 All the modern amenities. 59 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,701 - Okay. It's supposed to toughen me up. 60 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,538 Okay, I get it. 61 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,624 Yeah. I'm good with that. 62 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,042 Yeah. 63 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,836 Might be a little too good with it. 64 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,631 - And rule number two: no fucking on the premises. 65 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:57,010 No anal, no blowjobs, no nothing. 66 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,471 - Who else is here? 67 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,518 - Just me. 68 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,064 - So those-those two Colombian guys that hit me 69 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,733 in the head with the prop bat, they were actors, right? 70 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,151 - Yeah. Exactly. 71 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,196 Okay, rule number three: 72 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,032 when you're under this roof, your name is no longer Kevin. 73 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,242 It's Agent Hart. 74 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,743 And you'll refer to me 75 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:25,455 as Ron Wilcox or Ron or Wilcox or Coach Ron. 76 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,166 - I like Coach Ron. - And I refer to you as? 77 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,752 - Agent Hart. Right? See, I'm on it. - Right. Yes. 78 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,547 - Now I assume you got me in this FBI jacket and stuff 79 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,883 for a reason, so what is it? - Hey. 80 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,885 Uh, would you do me a favor? - Yeah. 81 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,470 - Uh, Kevin, would you grab that chair for me? 82 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,181 - Yeah, you need this one? 83 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,849 - No, goddamn it! 84 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,101 I said respond only to "Agent Hart." 85 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,187 - Fuck. 86 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:52,024 You just said that. I fucked up. 87 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,026 I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen again. 88 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,235 Why don't you just call me Kevin? 89 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,279 - Okay, in your life, have you ever heard 90 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,699 an action star leading man ever called "Kevin"? 91 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,244 - I mean, Kevin James in Mall Cop. -No, no. 92 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,371 - Kevin is the name of a punk bitch. 93 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,374 Ethan Hunt. That is an action star name. 94 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:13,045 Tom Cruise-- who's my alumni-- for nine years of his life, 95 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,464 he only responded to "Ethan Hunt." 96 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,090 Whether he was on camera 97 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,884 or off camera, whether he was... - Wow. 98 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,345 - ...in the shower or on the toilet, whether he was fucking 99 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,596 or not fucking. - All right, okay. 100 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,432 I fuck-- I understand, Coach Ron. 101 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,476 - Do you? Do you really? 102 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,186 I hope so. 103 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,314 For your sake, 'cause your life depends on it. 104 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,151 Okay, next lesson. 105 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,779 Every leading man needs to know how to run 106 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,822 into a burning building and save a stranger. 107 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,032 - Mm. 108 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,205 Wow. 109 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,124 Holy shit, how'd you do that? - And the stranger 110 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:55,128 that we are going to save today is our own Action Star dummy 111 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,005 Lil Kevin. 112 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,925 - That supposed to be me? 113 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,927 - I don't see the resemblance. 114 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,303 - Are you fucking kidding... - No, w-- 115 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,973 We-we've had this dummy for years, buddy. 116 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,641 - Oh, hell no! 117 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,142 - Bitch, that's my line. 118 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,811 I've said that line in, like, 12 movies. 119 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,855 - Agent Hart, are you a narcissist? 120 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,482 - No. - Do you think the whole world is all about you? 121 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,692 - That's not, I'm not... - No, no. 122 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,027 You look at you and then you look at him. 123 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,195 - That's why I... - Look at you and look at him. 124 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,155 Do you see any resemblance? 125 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,157 - Kinda sorta, man. 126 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,034 O-Okay. All right, okay. 127 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,661 Maybe I'm crazy. 128 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,663 - Help! Help me! 129 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,082 Oh, hell no! Help! 130 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,042 Help me! Oh, hell no! 131 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,962 - Now, safety during stunts is of the utmost importance. 132 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,424 - Yeah, but I mean, that's why you got stuntmen, right? 133 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,050 - Watch it. 134 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,719 - No, for the other guys. Not for me. 135 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,888 The-the lightweights. I don't... 136 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,473 - Okay. Your jacket is flame-retardant, 137 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,934 which means that if you catch on fire, 138 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,228 don't panic, I will come in and put you out. 139 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:56,231 - Okay. Y-You're gonna... 140 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,192 Ok-- I feel, I feel good, I feel good about that. 141 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,819 - When you're ready, I want you to storm the house, 142 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,405 find the victim and bring him to safety. 143 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,950 What is that? 144 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,328 What are you doing? I-I don't... 145 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,370 I don't... 146 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,456 - Psyching myself up. 147 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,464 It's hot. 148 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,257 Hot. 149 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,855 It's fucking hot! Where the fuck are you at? 150 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:41,276 Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I can't see shit. 151 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,694 Lil Kev? 152 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,238 - Excuse me? 153 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,366 Are you Ron Wilcox? - Well, hello. 154 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,201 How are you? - Jordan King. 155 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,203 - We've been waiting for you. 156 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,621 - Help! Help me! - I got you, buddy. 157 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,456 I got you, Little Kev! - Oh, hell no! 158 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,875 - I'm about to save your little beautiful black ass. 159 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,837 - Help! Help me! 160 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,338 Oh, hell no! 161 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,257 - What the fuck? - Help! Help me! 162 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,301 - Who's this? What the...? - Oh, hell no! 163 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,929 - Oh! - Help! Help me! 164 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,723 Oh, hell no! - It's fucking hot! 165 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,767 - Help! Help me! - Get your ass up. 166 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,853 - Yeah, um, I'm just so nervous. 167 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,689 I've never been in an action movie before. 168 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,232 I just want bring my A game here. 169 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,109 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - 90% is mental, okay? 170 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,569 - It's hot! It's hot! - You are gonna be fantastic. 171 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,822 - Coach Ron! - I just know it. 172 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,657 - Oh, shit, is he okay? 173 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:32,536 - Oh, Christ, you leave this guy alone for five seconds. Geez. 174 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,454 - Put me out! Put me out, put me out, put me out!