1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,720 [music playing] 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,480 [Nina] Hi, Chris. 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:08,520 Sorry to email you. 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:09,760 I just thought it would be good 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,760 to touch base regarding the other night. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,720 I want you to know I understand totally. 7 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,760 We're all stressed. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:21,680 We all work long hours. 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,160 We all have our moments. 10 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,160 Really, I understand. 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,640 Just one piece of advice, 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,040 next time you might wanna consider 13 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,560 locking the door. 14 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,280 Next time, perhaps don't flirt 15 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,640 with the other members of staff 16 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,520 quite so persistently. 17 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,800 Furthermore, if there's another colleague 18 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,400 who's been showing interest in you, Chris, 19 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,400 maybe you should just be honest with them. 20 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,760 Just tell them straight up. 21 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,440 Don't tell them your life's too complicated, 22 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,560 you're in no position 23 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,960 for any kind of relationship, 24 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,520 and then turn around and bang a midwife 25 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,360 on your out-tray with an obstetrics ward 26 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,240 right outside the door. 27 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,680 That's all. 28 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,640 Thanks, Chris. 29 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,600 See you at work. 30 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,800 Nina. 31 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,320 Yeah, you can't say any of that. 32 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,440 You look like a total psycho. 33 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,960 [groans] 34 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,760 Oh, why, oh, why 35 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,720 Oh, why won't you sing 36 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,240 Bring your hips to me 37 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,680 Oh, bring your hips Oh, oh 38 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,320 Bring your hips to me 39 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,400 To me, oh, bring your hips to me 40 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,840 Oh, bring your hips Oh, oh 41 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,600 Bring your hips to me 42 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,560 To me 43 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,840 To me 44 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,160 Oh, why, oh, why 45 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,240 Oh, why, oh 46 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,960 Why won't you sing? 47 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,960 [tea kettle whistling] 48 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,080 [upbeat music playing] 49 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,880 You're not serious about that hair, are you? 50 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,960 [upbeat music playing] 51 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,560 Here. 52 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,160 Thank you. 53 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,520 That hair says I'm auditioning 54 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,520 for an amateur theater production for Vita. 55 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,000 Sorry, Nins, but today of all days, 56 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,240 you need fabulous hair. 57 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,240 [scoffs] I think-- I'm just gonna text him. 58 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,560 -No. -Yup. 59 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,440 I'm not gonna mention the issue. 60 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,480 I'm just gonna ask him for coffee. 61 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,680 Nina, no. 62 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,160 I can't pretend nothing's happened. 63 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,760 Yes, you can and if it comes up in conversation, 64 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,160 you just laugh and you say, 65 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,280 "Oh, I haven't given it a second thought. 66 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,400 I've been busy all weekend... 67 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,440 being shagged 68 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,640 for 36 hours straight." 69 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,360 -Wow? -Carlos or Munde, 70 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,520 I don't know, some Mediterranean name 71 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,240 it's just for a cut out. 72 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,200 Ricardo. 73 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,520 [Nina] You would have thought there'd be 74 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,520 at least something. 75 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,840 A joking text, 76 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,680 an apology, 77 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,400 an icebreaker, 78 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,840 unless this is something 79 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,360 they've discussed, 80 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,960 a strategy for dealing 81 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,360 with what they now refer to as 82 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,680 the Nina issue. 83 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,840 She's been out of it for so long, Chris. 84 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,120 Yeah. 85 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,680 I just assumed she was asexual. 86 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,680 [Nina] They probably haven't even thought about it. 87 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,840 They've probably been having such Earth-shattering sex 88 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,440 all conventional thought processes have ceased. 89 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,200 Nina, you're not gonna believe this. 90 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,880 I can't remember a single thing 91 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,880 that happened the other night. 92 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,800 I, uh, I was drugged. 93 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,160 Someone had spiked my coffee 94 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,560 with a powerful psychotropic substance. 95 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,240 [cell phone rings] 96 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,120 [sighs] Yeah, right. 97 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,960 Okay, Nina, you can do this. 98 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,320 You have degrees. 99 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,280 You save lives. 100 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,320 Okay, you're fine. 101 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,360 You're a professional 102 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,280 in a professional context. 103 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,320 You've attracted at least 104 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,280 three sane men since 1992. 105 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,960 Possibly four. 106 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,040 Hi. 107 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,200 -Hey. -Hi. 108 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,680 [woman] Uh, Tammy Watson's in room three. 109 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,400 Contractions are at seven minutes. 110 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,080 OBS are normal, having a total 111 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,560 domestic with her husband. 112 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,200 -Nina? -Hmm? 113 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,920 The store room the other night, sorry. 114 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,160 Chris Havel in today? 115 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,760 Yeah, he's around. 116 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,840 [piano music playing] 117 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,960 [Mick] This is my new lease 118 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,800 On life 119 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,000 I've been a... 120 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,520 I've been away 121 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,840 I've been awakened 122 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,560 You're certainly mistake 123 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,680 Mistaken 124 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,280 [Chris] Fifty points for bacon. 125 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,360 Fit some bacon in there, 126 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,720 I'll do you a hundred. 127 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,920 I'm not 128 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,240 I'm not forsaken 129 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,960 I got to deduct for that one. 130 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,920 Got to work through the shit 131 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,320 to get to the gold, Jimmy. 132 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,560 It's the creative process. 133 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,920 Yeah. 134 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,240 Or if you want, 135 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,600 I could just say to her, 136 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,920 "Hey, Bill, just so you know, 137 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,240 Mick's real happy right now. 138 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,600 He's, uh, 139 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,320 he's gone through a creative explosion 140 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,960 and he's not missing you, whatsoever." 141 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,840 Just saying. 142 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,200 This is my new lease 143 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,040 On life 144 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,000 I've been awakened 145 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,160 You were mistaken 146 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,800 I don't need you anymore 147 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,800 [upbeat music playing] 148 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,120 [Billie] Yes, I have. 149 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,760 I've been suffering you're "on hold" music 150 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,840 for 50 minutes. 151 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,320 [Darcy] Hi. 152 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,360 Well, your digital timer lies. 153 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,240 Yes. 154 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,640 Open it. 155 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,120 Cherie Butterfield and Darcy Proudman 156 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,480 are delighted... 157 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,600 Naming ceremony? 158 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,920 Yeah, just casual. 159 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,000 Just, uh, at the reception room in the path, 160 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,360 nothing religious. 161 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,720 Is that a professional photo? 162 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,920 Have you been to, like, a baby photographer? 163 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,840 No, Cherie did that. 164 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,400 But I can see digital sparkle, 165 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,640 it's distinct digital sparkle. 166 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,720 [Darcy] Yeah, yeah, she did something 167 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,160 with the computer. 168 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,800 Did we have naming ceremonies? 169 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,200 Uh, well, no, not actually. 170 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,480 Imagine, there was plenty of hoo-ha 171 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,640 when you were born, don't you worry. 172 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,880 Yeah, but not specific hoo-ha, 173 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,800 not with digital sparkle and, you know, 174 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,880 "Bring a personal item 175 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,320 for Ray's time capsule." 176 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,240 [Darcy] Yeah, Cherie wants us to bring something 177 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,360 that reflects our personality 178 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,400 and then we put it in this chest that she's bought 179 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,680 and save it up for Ray's 21st. 180 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,520 I think it's a lovely idea, really. 181 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,960 Where's my time capsule? 182 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,240 Where's my treasure trove of-- 183 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,000 are you gonna have, like, godparents? 184 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,720 -Yeah, Cherie's thinking on it. -[phone ringing] 185 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,760 [Billie] I never had godparents. 186 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,240 I never had godly guidance. 187 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,120 Darcy Proudman Real Estate. 188 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,240 Yes. 189 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,800 It's Virginia from the council. 190 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,240 You're upset about something else, aren't you? 191 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,480 No. 192 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,480 I'm just upset about thanking them 193 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,760 for the flames of hell. 194 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,600 Just--isn't just for Ray, you know. 195 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,680 Cherie's not--well, she's not very close to her family 196 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,560 and this is a way of welcoming her to ours. 197 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,840 Yeah, that's high on my list of priorities. 198 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,320 Well, it should be. 199 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,440 And Billie, 200 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,800 if you're not happy about it, 201 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,960 then just pretend. 202 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,440 Jeanie, hi. 203 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,560 It sounds anemic, Steve. 204 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,440 Weak and anemic and bland. 205 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,800 Well, I think it's pretty. 206 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,720 Can you imagine Prime Minister Katelyn 207 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,360 or Supreme Court Justice Katelyn? 208 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,400 Nina, what do you think of Katelyn? 209 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,280 Um, it's a very popular name. 210 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,200 But it doesn't make you think 211 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,200 of a 35-year-old woman 212 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,680 who collects stuffed toys? 213 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,840 Oh, well, now you've just completely tainted 214 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,000 her opinion of it. 215 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,480 Shut up, Steve. You liked Alicia. 216 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,800 [Steve] No--Aalia with a double A. 217 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,800 You liked Ali... 218 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,840 Oh, that's even worse. 219 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,440 Aalia? 220 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,800 I'm in charge of the name. 221 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,880 I'm pushing this baby out, 222 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,160 I get to choose the name. 223 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,200 [Steve] Okay. 224 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,120 [Nina] Okay. This can be done. 225 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,640 You're both professionals. 226 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,880 Okay. Reviewing emergency evacuation procedures, 227 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,040 powerful choice, Nina. 228 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,360 [Cherie] Nina. 229 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,000 Oh, hi, Cherie. 230 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,120 What are you doing? 231 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,520 [Cherie] Meeting Chris. 232 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,960 Check up for the little guy. 233 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,040 We should all do lunch. 234 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,080 Yeah, no, I can't because I've got--I've got a... 235 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,840 -Hi, Cherie. -Hi. 236 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,840 [Chris] How's the little man doing? 237 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,920 He's doing great. 238 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,120 He's really settling down. 239 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,840 -Beautiful. -Um, hang on, hang on. 240 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,960 [baby crying] 241 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,200 Oh, I've got-- really got to go. 242 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,640 No, just one sec. 243 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,840 Okay. 244 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,120 No, uh, that's... 245 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,680 Open it. 246 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,720 It's... 247 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,040 naming ceremony Sunday week. 248 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,160 [Nina] Oh, wow. 249 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,880 -[Chris] Oh, that's, uh... -No pressure to come, Chris, 250 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,800 if you don't want to. 251 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,920 It's just informal. 252 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,560 Free booze and Nina will be there. 253 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,440 A little incentive? 254 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,760 [Zara] Nina, contractions have started again in room three. 255 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,600 -Oh, my God, hi, Zara. -Hi. 256 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,080 [Cherie] Tell me you're free Sunday week. 257 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,160 -Sorry? -Naming ceremony. 258 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,200 Baby Ray. 259 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,920 Oh, I have to check my diary. 260 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,640 I don't have an invite, 261 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,120 but Nina's got all the details. 262 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,160 You know, Nina probably doesn't wanna mix work 263 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,600 and family quite, so... 264 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,000 Oh, more the merrier. 265 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,040 Right, Nina? 266 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,560 Yup. 267 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,320 Are you actually serious? 268 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,240 You don't have to RSVP straight away. 269 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,600 Darcy, this is my husband's girlfriend's... 270 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,520 No, she's not my girlfriend. 271 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,120 She's, um, she's my partner 272 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,760 in parenting Ray. 273 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,160 "Please bring a personal item for Ray's..." 274 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,840 You don't have to do that. 275 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,840 You could just, uh... 276 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,320 Observe from the bleachers? 277 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,240 Well, I thought 278 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,120 you'd prefer to be there. 279 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,760 Talk me through that one, Darcy. 280 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,280 Well, all the family is gonna be there 281 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,200 and all your kids and I'd feel odd 282 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,640 if you weren't there. 283 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,800 And how would I introduce myself? 284 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,520 Auntie Geraldine? 285 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,280 Yeah. Yeah, that's a lovely way to look at it. 286 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,360 Without you 287 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,040 Without you 288 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,000 - My... -Just ignore the dying animal 289 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,280 in the corner. 290 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,720 [Mick] That burns blue 291 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,320 So I was thinking 292 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,080 the rug would be here-ish. 293 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,840 -Just in the middle? -Yes. 294 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,080 With the standing place or speaking place here. 295 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,000 -[Jimmy] Or speech-giving place? -Yes. 296 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Uh, with a semi-circle of seats all around here. 297 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,360 [Jimmy] Or two rows here and here. 298 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,920 Oh, my God, that is genius, yes. 299 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,680 And then filling up the rest of the room, 300 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,080 a sea of tulips. 301 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,480 -A sea? -Or a few dozen bunches. 302 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,720 Balloons? 303 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,800 I can get you a sea of tulips. 304 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,280 Do you know a florist? 305 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,200 We have a week and a half, don't we? 306 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,560 Oh, my God, I was lying before. 307 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,560 Balloons would be terrible. 308 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,520 It has to be tulips. 309 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,800 [music playing] 310 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,760 Yeah, this one's not too flash. 311 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,400 But dad has amazing speakers. 312 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,320 He's pretty fanatical about them, though, 313 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,960 so he might not let us use them. 314 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,120 Just about the music. 315 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,440 Huh? 316 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,400 Uh, your dad has made a few suggestions. 317 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,960 Oh, let me guess, 318 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,040 Stevie Ray Vaughan, 319 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,080 Lead Belly? 320 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,840 You know who those people are? 321 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,440 I was indoctrinated at a very early age. 322 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,720 It's not that I don't like the idea 323 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,080 of something a bit unconventional. 324 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,320 I do. 325 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,600 But in terms of a naming ceremony-- 326 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,360 Whoa, whoa, Cherie. 327 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,600 Just trust me. 328 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,880 Let dad win this one. 329 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,920 When it comes to the blues, 330 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920 he can't be argued with 331 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,200 and can't be reasoned with. 332 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,440 Do you know anything about blues music at all? 333 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,720 I know Guy Sebastian's "Memphis Belle". 334 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,760 Yeah, I wouldn't mention that to dad, ever. 335 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,680 [Zara] I really like it. 336 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,120 See? 337 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,000 [groans in pain] 338 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,920 If I had the name Taylor, 339 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,440 I would sue my parents. 340 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,760 Yeah. 341 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,360 I'd divorce them. 342 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,640 It always makes me think of Taylor Dayne. 343 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,880 Who? 344 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,400 Taylor Dayne, the singer. 345 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,240 You mean Taylor Swift. 346 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,320 [country music playing] 347 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,280 [Steve] It's just a little upper class. 348 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,160 You know, this would be like Elizabeth Taylor. 349 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,320 -Breathe. -[Zara] Nina, are you okay? 350 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,800 -What? -You just seem a bit... 351 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,760 You know, I'm-- 352 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,080 You're not upset are you about, you know... 353 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,960 No. No. 354 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,440 [woman] It's a porn name, yeah. 355 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,240 Your servings of first names are porn. 356 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,760 Shh. 357 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,840 [heavy breathing] 358 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,560 [Billie] Nins, it's obvious what we have to do. 359 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,520 We've got to boycott the entire naming ceremony. 360 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,520 No--Nins, it's an affront 361 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,960 and what's this-- 362 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,240 what is the time capsule business? 363 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,400 You bring something that represents 364 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,520 who you really are? 365 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,480 I mean, what is that? 366 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,200 Uh, it's sweet. 367 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,520 [Billie] Come on, it's wanky and tragic 368 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,280 and I just want to vomit bile. 369 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,400 I know. 370 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,440 Our family's psychotic. 371 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440 I know that, but the one thing 372 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,920 I always can't take, 373 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,280 like, what would she have us doing next? 374 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,040 You know, sticking conky definitions 375 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,400 to our fridges? 376 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,560 Oh, better take serious action. 377 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,040 Yet she isn't inviting a single member 378 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,000 of her own family. 379 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,120 What does that tell you? 380 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,560 [Nina] They're interstate? 381 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,000 Interstate. Come on. 382 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,680 Our mother would crawl across continents. 383 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,240 Actually, mom would be with us in a boycott. 384 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,800 I've got a call here. 385 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,600 Billie, it's dad's kid. 386 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,040 [Billie] Yeah, I'm aware of that. 387 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,680 -Our brother. -It's a baby name, 388 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,080 I don't think he's gonna sweat it. 389 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,840 If I can be nice about this, 390 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,120 so can you. 391 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,960 Nice? That's not in my repertoire. 392 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,960 [Nina] Pretend it is. 393 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,440 Hi. Hi. 394 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,360 Hi. 395 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,360 Hi. 396 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,320 Hi. 397 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,080 [music playing] 398 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,480 Hi. Hi. 399 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,880 I'm Billie Proudman. 400 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,480 We need to discuss your property. 401 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,320 I'm here to discuss your-- 402 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,040 can I just say, wow, 403 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,400 it's... 404 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,920 pow, pow, pow. 405 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,280 Wanker. 406 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,240 [bell rings] 407 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,840 Hi, I'm Billie Proudman. 408 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,800 Oh, Jesus Christ. 409 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,800 What? 410 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,920 What? 411 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,000 You don't remember me? 412 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Boyd Carlisle, 413 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,480 North Fitzroy Primary. 414 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,960 You used to-- 415 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,560 you used to call me Blubba. 416 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,520 Oh, my God. 417 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,760 Blubba Boyd. 418 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,960 Yeah. Yeah. 419 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,240 Well, that name has been like a cancer, 420 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,480 eating away at my life 421 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,640 for 30 years. 422 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,240 You called it out in 1991 423 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,000 at an interschool athletics carnival and, 424 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,360 uh, it stuck. 425 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,800 It really stuck. It stuck through high school, 426 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,320 through university, into adulthood. 427 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,240 I've had, uh, 428 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,400 confidence issues, 429 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,480 body dysmorphia, 430 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,480 intimacy problems. 431 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,800 Right now, I'm going through 432 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,000 a pretty horrific divorce 433 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,400 and I can try to go back to that name, 434 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,720 "Blubba Boyd," 435 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,960 that I got from you. 436 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,640 Um... 437 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,480 30 years local experience, 438 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,960 we won't compromise on commissions. 439 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,360 Where are you going? 440 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,840 We spent four hours steam cleaning the place, 441 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,320 don't you even wanna see it? 442 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,200 You just aligned me with cancer. 443 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,360 Well, still on the free quote. 444 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,440 [dramatic music playing] 445 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,760 [woman] Oh, hello. 446 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,640 Oh, my God, look at your hair, 447 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,880 look at all your hair. 448 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,040 She's got your mom's hair. 449 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,680 You got your grandma's hair, eh? 450 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,080 Granny Claire. 451 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,560 Claire. 452 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,600 [Nina] It never ceases to amaze me, 453 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,480 the effect of a newborn. 454 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,360 How it can just wipe away 455 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,120 all the bullshit. 456 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,960 [Chris] Hi, 457 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,160 I'm Chris Havel, I'm the pediatrician. 458 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,760 [Nina] Almost. 459 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,720 [Christ] Mind if I? 460 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,400 This is your doctor. 461 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,960 [Chris] Hi. How is it? 462 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,320 [woman] Yeah. 463 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,480 Making a break for it? 464 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,600 Yup. 465 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,280 Um... 466 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,600 are you sure you're happy for me to come along 467 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,960 to this naming ceremony? 468 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,520 Of course. 469 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,960 I just thought, given the other day. 470 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,600 -Oh... -In the store room. 471 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,160 ...yeah. I hadn't thought about it. 472 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,920 Well, nevertheless, I should explain because, um-- 473 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,600 No, no, no. No, it's fine, Chris. 474 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,160 [Chris] No, well, what happened between Zara and I-- 475 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,880 Really, I understand. 476 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,400 [Chris] Well, I'd be concerned that she might have crossed-- 477 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,800 [Nina] Really, Chris, I haven't given it 478 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,760 a second thought. 479 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,200 I--I've got a Ricardo. 480 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,000 -I'm sorry? -A date. 481 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,960 I've had a, uh, 482 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,320 I have a date tonight 483 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,640 with an Italian person, 484 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,960 Ricardo. 485 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,960 Good. 486 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,600 Well, if you could let Cherie know, 487 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,720 uh, that I'd be delighted to attend. 488 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,840 Fantastic. 489 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,880 Plus one. 490 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,560 Fantastic. 491 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,320 Yeah. 492 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,280 Yeah. I'd say mid-sixes, maybe seven. 493 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,360 Herman and Sons said eight. 494 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,760 Yeah, well, I prefer honesty. 495 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,280 Clearly. 496 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,480 Well, did you ever think Blubba 497 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,080 might actually had been good for you? 498 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,520 I mean, you're not Blubba now, are you? 499 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,280 You're in relatively in good shape in soft lighting. 500 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,560 And maybe it was good motivation. 501 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,880 Was Bitch-tits Billie good for you? 502 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,800 [phone ringing] 503 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,960 Excuse me. 504 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,800 Hey. 505 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,440 [Nina] About the naming ceremony. 506 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,480 We couldn't just cancel the whole thing, could we? 507 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,320 Give me an hour and a half. 508 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,160 [Odile] Oh, God. 509 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,960 This has to be it. 510 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,000 My boss keeps going on about this florist 511 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,080 that looks like a sea of tulips. 512 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,640 This has to be it. 513 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,240 [Danny] Yeah, well, it's a great season for tulips. 514 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,840 We've been prepping for this event 515 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,320 and she keeps saying to me, 516 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,120 "Carlie, I want it decked out like that florist, 517 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,040 just like that florist, 518 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,440 on the way to the studio." 519 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,680 So I'm like, "Can I at least have an address?" 520 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,080 Of course, she can't remember. 521 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,920 So there I am, trolling up and down 522 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,880 Alexandra Parade 523 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840 and then I find this place. 524 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,080 Sorry, I'm Kylie Angelucci, 525 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,400 Dannii Minogue's assistant. 526 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,520 Dannii Minogue? 527 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,000 As in Kylie and Dannii? 528 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,240 Oh, do you know her? 529 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,120 [music playing] 530 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,280 [Billie] Dad? 531 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,360 Dad. 532 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,760 -Dad? -Oh, Billie. 533 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,120 -Hi, sweetheart. -I'm not staying. 534 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,640 I have something to say 535 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,400 about the naming ceremony. 536 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,000 Yeah? 537 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,320 I've spoken with Nina 538 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,440 and she's decided to boycott the ceremony. 539 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,040 -What? -And after careful 540 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,440 consideration, I am too. 541 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,080 -Billie-- -No, dad, it's inappropriate 542 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,720 and it's offensive to your other three children 543 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,880 and mom. 544 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,560 And it--it's tacky. 545 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,800 I mean, bring something that represents 546 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,520 who you really are, I mean, what is that? 547 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,120 I mean, you think it's some kind of taste lobotomy? 548 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,360 Did you get that off Oprah? 549 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,000 [Cherie] That was my idea. 550 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,920 And I didn't get it from Oprah, I just thought of it. 551 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,600 -[Darcy] Cherie, it's all right. -[Cherie] No, I just thought 552 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,120 it would be really good for the people in Ray's life 553 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,240 to offer something of themselves 554 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,000 because, you know, when I was a kid, 555 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,040 I didn't really know my parents. 556 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,520 I mean, they were there, but, 557 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,840 you know, I felt like a stranger with them. 558 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,040 I've spent a lot of my life feeling like a stranger 559 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,760 and I never want Ray to feel like that. 560 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,800 I think, um, 561 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,520 I think Nina's point was that 562 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,280 we don't really have a lot of, uh, 563 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,720 history of naming ceremonies. 564 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,080 We don't have to call it a naming ceremony. 565 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,680 I don't even care about the ceremony stuff except, 566 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,520 well, I was hoping you would be Ray's godmother. 567 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,720 What? 568 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,920 -Why? -[Cherie] I want someone 569 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,080 to love him and to tell him the truth 570 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,840 and you're the biggest truth teller there is. 571 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 You know--you know, 572 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,640 maybe I could talk to Nina. 573 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,960 [music playing] 574 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,360 [Geraldine] I sincerely hope you're gonna clean all this up. 575 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,400 [Jimmy] Do you know where my old 576 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,560 Choose Your Own Adventure books are? 577 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,360 [Geraldine] Why? 578 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,000 I just--this thing 579 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,720 for the, um, 580 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,200 naming ceremony. 581 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,680 We--we're doing like a time capsule. 582 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,960 Yes, I'm aware. 583 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,560 [Jimmy] And I was thinking 584 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,480 life's a bit of a Choose Your Own Adventure, so... 585 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,960 [Geraldine] You know, um, your father and I 586 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,920 were under a lot of pressure 587 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,720 to christen you three. 588 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,920 My mother went on and on about it for years, 589 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,240 but we met a firm decision 590 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,040 to be a modern liberal 591 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,040 agnostic family. 592 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,560 Well, it's not a christening, 593 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,440 it's a naming ceremony. 594 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,360 Yeah, I know. 595 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,680 I'm just saying that 596 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,320 I'll look in the Blue Canon printer box, 597 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,760 behind your old Lego. 598 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,800 [music playing] 599 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,640 [Billie] I pledge to listen, 600 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,680 I pledge to guide, 601 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,120 I pledge to guard, 602 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,760 and to educate, 603 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,440 but above all things, 604 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,120 I pledge to love. 605 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,760 And I think silence 606 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,960 and then rising vocals, 607 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,840 maybe a cappella. 608 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,280 Hi. 609 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,960 Hi. 610 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,640 [Billie] Um, Death Cab for Cutie, brilliant ballad, 611 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,080 -second album. -[Cherie] Aye, 612 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,200 your father's got his heart set on a blues soundtrack. 613 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,360 [Billie] Oh, well, dad's incapable of listening 614 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,920 to any other genre right now. 615 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,200 It has to have something with a bit of emotion, you know, 616 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,760 a bit of spirit. 617 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,800 Uh, Guy Sebastian, "Angels Brought Me Here". 618 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,960 Oh, God, you're serious? 619 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,920 I really love pop. 620 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,360 Even as a baby, 621 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,000 when I heard a pop song come on, 622 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640 I would have a bliss attack. 623 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,440 Nothing could stop me. 624 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,000 I knew every lyric, 625 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080 every dance move 626 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,000 from every video clip. 627 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,520 To me, pop is poetry you can dance to. 628 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,280 Whitney, Britney, Madonna, Beyonc?, 629 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,920 it's like they're agents of heaven, 630 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,400 bottling the Fountain of Youth 631 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,360 and pouring it into my iPod. 632 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,600 It's everything worth living for 633 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,080 in three minutes of sunshine. 634 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,360 Some of Beyonc?'s slower songs 635 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,400 do really have appropriate lyrics. 636 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,200 [Billie] Okay. So start with PJ Harvey, 637 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,560 all right? Then work your way up 638 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,240 to Augie March then down to Blur, 639 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,800 then there's a selection of Mumford and Sons, 640 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,720 and then we will talk music, okay? 641 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,240 Bye. 642 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,440 Bye. 643 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,040 [Billie] Well, did you get my email? 644 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,520 -What email? -I'm stepping outside 645 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,080 the guidelines of the time capsule, 646 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,120 I'm gonna write a long letter with observations 647 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,360 and personal philosophies 648 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,120 and put that in as opposed to an object. 649 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,560 Just--I prefer it if you stuck to an object 650 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,600 because it won't be special 651 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,480 if we both do letters. 652 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,760 What happened to the cancellation? 653 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,960 That was an excellent plan A, 654 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,920 but, um, I've thought of an 655 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,480 infinitely better plan B. 656 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,840 I'm gonna run with the ceremony 657 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,000 and you turn up 658 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,160 with an insanely attractive date. 659 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,120 I have someone in mind. 660 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,760 [music playing in headphones] 661 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,400 [piano playing nearby] 662 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,120 I feel the change 663 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,760 Shifting 664 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,520 Oh 665 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,280 I feel the kiss 666 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,680 Gifting 667 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,440 Gift--gifting--gift--Jesus. 668 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,280 Oh, don't judge me. 669 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,360 What you're playing, 670 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,720 that had a blues sound right? 671 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,240 I don't insult the legacy of blues, 672 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,640 but yeah, sort of. 673 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,200 Do you think if I gave you a pop song, 674 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,240 would you be able to take it 675 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,400 and play it like a blues song? 676 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,240 It's Ray's naming ceremony. 677 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,640 Darcy wants blues, I love pop. 678 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,920 Will Billie be there? 679 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,960 [Nina] One object. 680 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,400 One object to define me. 681 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,480 [music playing] 682 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,520 [Nina] Why is there fish emulsion plant food 683 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,080 in my computer drawer? 684 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,160 [music playing] 685 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,400 Hey. 686 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,200 This one is pretty. 687 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,600 [woman] Ooh 688 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,640 Ooh 689 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,800 Ooh 690 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,000 Who are you? 691 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,200 What are we gonna do? 692 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,480 -[grunting] - Who are you? 693 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,600 [woman] Ooh 694 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000 Ooh 695 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,360 Everything is all right, huh? 696 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,240 [Nina] So it comes down to this, 697 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,880 my first stethoscope, 698 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,280 a bottle of vintage red, 699 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 a meaningless engraved pen, 700 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,120 a collection of ornamental owls. 701 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,040 Since when do I have a cat? 702 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760 Where'd you come from, cat? 703 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,040 I'm not ready for cat stage. 704 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,000 It's six years too early. 705 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,760 [alarm ringing] 706 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,720 [pop music playing] 707 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,520 Oh, God. 708 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,440 -[cat meows] -Ohhh! 709 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120 [Jimmy] Oh, my God. 710 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,440 How did you angle these? 711 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,800 It's all in the power of a name, Jimmy. 712 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,120 Come on. 713 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,280 Oh, my God. 714 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,840 Dannii is going to die. 715 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,600 Aye, here he is, 1:00. 716 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,760 [Nina] You said he looked like 717 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,160 -an Italian soccer player? -Yeah. 718 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,400 He's retired in the mid-90s 719 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,960 after a broken ankle 720 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,040 and a decade-long battle 721 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:16,960 with alcoholism. 722 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,160 Oh, God. 723 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,360 Hey. 724 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,360 Hey, Boyd. 725 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,480 -[Boyd] Hi, hi. -Hey. 726 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,560 -Hi. -It's Nina. 727 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,360 [Nina] Hello, thank you for coming. 728 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,400 [Boyd] No problem. 729 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,480 [music playing] 730 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,320 So, I filled Boyd in about the thing. 731 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,640 No, slut face. 732 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,720 Oh, don't call her that, please. 733 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,400 You two might wanna talk about how you wanna pitch 734 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,800 -your performances. -I don't--I don't want 735 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,080 a performance, really. 736 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,400 And what if the opportunity rises for, like, 737 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,120 an adoring gaze or, 738 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,480 um, a semi-intimate hand positioning, yeah? 739 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,560 [music playing] 740 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,600 [Odile] Danny's going to just mention at some point. 741 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,640 -[Danny] Uh-hmm. -[Odile] Thanks to my friends 742 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,800 at Flora Bloom 743 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,240 but New Idea has also agreed to do 744 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,840 a side band, you know, 745 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,960 dresses by Ralph and Russo, flowers by Flora Bloom. 746 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,920 [Danny] Oh, would it be okay if they said 747 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,480 floral arrangements rather than flowers? 748 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,080 [Odile] Oh, absolutely. 749 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,880 Well, I've got some other brochures printed out. 750 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,120 -Would they mind if I-- -[Odile] Yes, give me a stack. 751 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,240 The photographer, the stylist, 752 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,920 they're always sourcing flowers. 753 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,440 All right. 754 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,640 This is hundreds of dollars of flowers. 755 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,400 It would've been days of work. 756 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,240 Yeah, but look at her, 757 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,760 it's the highlight of her year. 758 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,720 She's gonna realize eventually that with-- 759 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,800 -that she's been-- -I didn't give her 760 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,920 my real contact details. 761 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,480 [Danny] Now, we've had two printed up. 762 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,280 One's just a flyer, the others are catalogues 763 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,440 for special events. 764 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,680 Yup, they're perfect. 765 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,200 [Danny] Thank you, that's great. 766 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,360 [Odile] Thank you. 767 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,880 [Danny] And it doesn't matter how late, 768 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,720 -I'll keep my phone on. -I'll email the proofs 769 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,720 first thing in the morning. 770 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,160 Thanks again so much. 771 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,760 -Bye. -[Danny] Thank you, bye-bye. 772 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,720 Bye. 773 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,760 [music playing] 774 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,200 I can still send her some pictures if you want. 775 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,720 I've got Photoshop. 776 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,560 -Hey. -Hi. 777 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,800 You know, Danny, 778 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,760 she couldn't possibly accept all this 779 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,200 for free. Please? 780 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,680 -Really? -Yeah. 781 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,840 Thank you. Thanks. 782 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,000 Bye. 783 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,040 [music playing] 784 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,960 [Odile] Special? 785 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,000 [music playing] 786 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,200 Okay. I'd say you met at a dinner party 787 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,600 hosted by a mutual friend, 788 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,640 um, with a name like Helen, 789 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,880 or Megan, or Vanessa. 790 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,960 [dog barking] 791 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,720 [cell phone ringing] 792 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,600 -Hello? -[Billie] Dad, is Mick there? 793 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,240 Yeah, yeah, he's doing the song for us. 794 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,760 -[Billie] What? -Well, we were having trouble 795 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,480 narrowing down a soloist and then Cherie... 796 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,840 Dad, Mick is not to be invited to any family functions 797 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680 without my expressed prior consent. 798 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,840 [Geraldine] Oh, Darcy. 799 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,000 Anton. 800 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,400 Hey. 801 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,480 Change of plans, you're coming with me. 802 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,960 What? No. 803 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,600 What? 804 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,800 My needs are much greater than yours or something. 805 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,600 How is your need greater? 806 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,120 Mick and I shagged for years. 807 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,680 You haven't even kissed Chris. 808 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,960 You haven't even kissed him. 809 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,320 I--it's the context. 810 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,800 I have to work with this man every day. 811 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,080 It just hangs there between us. 812 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,480 I mean, I hurled myself at him 813 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,680 and he--and he chose, you know, slut face 814 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,480 who he's probably bringing today, 815 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,800 who I have to work with also every single day. 816 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,240 Hi, I'm Billie, we met. 817 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,120 Hi. 818 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,200 Oh, should we head on in then? 819 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,960 [indistinct chatter] 820 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,160 [Darcy] Glad you could make it. 821 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,480 Lovely young man. 822 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,320 [Geraldine] He is. 823 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,720 [Darcy] Does he say anything but, "Hey?" 824 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,800 I'm not sure and frankly, Darcy, 825 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,320 I don't care either way. 826 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,440 [indistinct chatter] 827 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,800 Um, Cherie and I, we're not, um, 828 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,880 partners exactly, not in the romantic sense. 829 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,760 Well, we haven't been since, uh, 830 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,120 oh, 10 months, I guess. 831 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,240 Um, no, um, 832 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,800 we're parents and friends. 833 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,280 [woman] Excuse me everyone, 834 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,720 we're almost ready to start. 835 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,600 Much like us. 836 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,640 Hey. 837 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,240 Hey. 838 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,800 [Cherie] I just started writing down my weight changes 839 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,680 and the weeks passed by 840 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,680 and I started writing down everything 841 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,640 I was thinking, 842 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,240 everything that I was afraid of, 843 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,640 and everything that I felt 844 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,600 about who you might be. 845 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,320 [Darcy] He was a soul pioneer, 846 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,000 he was one of the greatest artists of all time. 847 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,440 And of course, 848 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,200 he's your namesake, 849 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,400 your namesake, your namesake. 850 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,360 There you go. 851 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,760 [laughter] 852 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,680 My favorite book when I was a kid, 853 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,480 seven potential endings, 854 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,840 two of them hidden, 855 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,440 so... 856 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,000 All right. I guess, uh, 857 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000 planes have always represented 858 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,880 a lot of what I love in life, 859 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,960 uh, freedom, 860 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,320 travel, 861 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,880 sights, 862 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,480 and hijacking. 863 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,040 [laughter] 864 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,640 Um, well, I intended to write a, um, 865 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,840 concise guide to life. 866 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,760 Um, by about the time, I got to page, you know, 867 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,040 42, uh, 868 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,640 I realized that... 869 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,160 all I really wanna say, Ray, 870 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,320 is I'm here 871 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,880 as your, um, your sister, 872 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,160 and your friend, 873 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,720 and your godmother. 874 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,000 I'm here, so whether you like it or not, 875 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,480 I'm here. 876 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,560 Well, Ray, I hunted through my house 877 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,160 for some things that reflected me 878 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,080 and 80% of the things that I love 879 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,920 are forms of stationary. 880 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,520 I guess I'm incurably... 881 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,920 organized. 882 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,440 So this CD 883 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,920 has every significant family email 884 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,680 since email began. 885 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,080 There's the time that Billie 886 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,880 sent us all a diatribe renouncing Christmas, 887 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,720 uh, the time that Jimmy setup 888 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,440 a Hotmail address for God, 889 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,480 sent me romantic advice. 890 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,960 More than anything that I could give you, 891 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,960 this is us as we are 892 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,760 and I'm gonna put it on the top 893 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,320 so your mom can get a sneak peak. 894 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,240 Welcome. 895 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,320 [dramatic music playing] 896 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,160 It's been a long 897 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,600 And winding journey 898 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,320 But I'm finally here tonight 899 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,920 Picking up the pieces 900 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,240 And walking back into the light 901 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,400 Through the sunset... 902 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,400 Stroke my hair. 903 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,280 What? 904 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,960 Just do it. 905 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,600 [Mick] Where my past 906 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,920 - And future lie... -Bitch tits. 907 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,320 Blubba. 908 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,040 ...there's nothing like 909 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,400 That feeling 910 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,040 When I look into your eyes 911 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,160 My dreams 912 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,360 Came true 913 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:33,600 When I... I found you 914 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,520 My miracle 915 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,360 If you 916 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,320 Could see 917 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:51,440 What I see 918 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,680 You're the answer 919 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,520 To my prayers 920 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,720 And if you 921 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,720 You could feel 922 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,080 The tenderness 923 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,560 I feel 924 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,080 You would know 925 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,280 It would be clear 926 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,040 That angels 927 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,400 Brought me 928 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,200 Brought me here 929 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,600 [cheers and applause] 930 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,160 [indistinct chatter] 931 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,000 [Nina] Oh, Nina, no amount of hair volume 932 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,360 can help you now. 933 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,560 -Hi. -[Nina] Hi. 934 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,320 Thanks for coming. 935 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,680 Oh, no, it's a pleasure. 936 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,880 Uh-hmm. 937 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,000 Hey, about before, I just want to-- 938 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Yeah, don't worry about it. 939 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,280 -It's-- -No, no, I, um, 940 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,600 I don't know how much you heard, 941 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,920 but I just wanted to apologize 942 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,480 because Zara is a colleague of mine 943 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,560 and I respect her 944 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,960 and I would never, never 945 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,360 normally refer to her as, 946 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,480 you know, slut face. 947 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,560 I hate that word. I'm ashamed 948 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,720 -that you heard me use it. -Yeah, I hadn't actually 949 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,760 catch what you'd said. 950 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,520 Don't worry about it. 951 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,000 Right. 952 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,200 I'd appreciate it if you didn't pass it on. 953 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,840 I won't, I won't. 954 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,200 Can I just make a clarification though 955 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,640 because I thought I heard you say 956 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,320 you hurled yourself at me. 957 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,760 Oh, I--did I? 958 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,400 I can't remember specific phrases. 959 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,080 Possibly. 960 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,040 Right. 961 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,960 When? 962 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,280 Um... 963 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,960 I don't--I--it was an on-- 964 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,520 that was an ongoing process 965 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,920 and, um... 966 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,920 look, Chris, when-- 967 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,880 Even the slightest bit of flirtation 968 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,480 is enormous to me, 969 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,320 even putting a smiley face on a message 970 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,080 or holding a look, uh, 971 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,000 is my version of hurling myself at someone. 972 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,280 Um, so... 973 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,080 I just--I just thought that I'd made it clear 974 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,960 that I was interested and you made it clear 975 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,000 that you couldn't commit to anybody, 976 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,600 so that's why I was... 977 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,120 stunned when I saw you and Zara 978 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,720 in the storeroom 979 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,040 -and the sex and the-- -Nina, there was no sex, 980 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,680 it's--I've been trying to explain this to you 981 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,480 because I know what it must've looked like, 982 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,880 but nothing happened. 983 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,320 All right. 984 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,960 And I have to clarify, 985 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,120 um, that when I said 986 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,480 I couldn't commit to anything, 987 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,640 if I could commit... 988 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,680 Oh, don't--I don't... 989 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,280 -...it would be... -What? 990 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,840 -You would... -Don't worry about it. 991 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,880 -I don't have to-- -Do you want a drink? 992 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,160 Yup. 993 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,240 Yeah. 994 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,160 Good. 995 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,120 Okay.