1 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,360 PETE: Ah, so you guys are 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,797 looking to plan a honeymoon in the Hudson Valley, huh? 3 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:16,364 Specifically, on this property 4 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,800 to which we are all bound, yes. 5 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,106 Great choice. And you've come 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,542 to the right travel agent, my friends. 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,760 Because I believe I can get you 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,371 into the most exclusive suite 9 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,808 on the whole property-- Sam and Jay's room. 10 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,897 Well, that's intriguing. Yeah. 11 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:29,159 Now, we'd have to wait until next month 12 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,769 when they're out of town, but...[buzzing] 13 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,771 Hold on, is that a bee? 14 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,252 Ugh! What is happening? 15 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,080 [shouts] 16 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,039 They fly right through us, Peter. 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,476 But hot honey mustard, he won't leave me alone! 18 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,391 Ah![pants] 19 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,001 I think it's gone. 20 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:47,743 What? 21 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,006 Is it on my arrow? 22 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,268 Peter... 23 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:55,011 ...you've crossed the ghost boundary. 24 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:57,753 Wha... 25 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,103 M-Maybe the boundary changed? 26 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,587 Holy Toledo. 27 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,242 I can cross the ghost boundary. 28 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,634 Is that my ghost power? 29 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:12,463 And I still have the fart thing. 30 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,944 ♪ 31 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:18,991 Pete, this is incredible! 32 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,776 Hold up. So you're telling me in all this time 33 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,430 you've never tried to leave the property? 34 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,909 When I died, I was told we couldn't. 35 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,259 And I'm one of those guys, 36 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,304 you tell me I can't do something, I say, "Okay." 37 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,915 This is a game changer. You could go anywhere. 38 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,526 Pizza Hut, Domino's... 39 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,919 You can go to exotic, far-off lands, 40 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,052 like whatever is west of Michigan. 41 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:38,881 Oh, the places I'd go, the people I'd meet. 42 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:41,144 You'd never see old Higgintoot again. 43 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,363 Hello... 44 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:43,755 Oh! [chuckles] If I didn't have 45 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,496 everything I need right here at Woodstone. 46 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:46,932 PETE: You know what? I'm good. 47 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,456 I don't really need to go anywhere. 48 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,153 Pete, what are you talking about? 49 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,460 You've been given this gift and you're not gonna use it? 50 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,852 Don't you want to get out of here? 51 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,463 I like it here. I'm comfortable. 52 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,552 And we don't even know the rules with this new power. 53 00:01:57,552 --> 00:02:00,816 I mean, what if I get amnesia when I cross a state line? 54 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:03,210 Or grow a second head? A mean head? 55 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,646 Peter, get ahold of yourself. 56 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:05,864 How can this super cool power 57 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,127 make him seem even more lame? 58 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,389 Don't you want to see your daughter 59 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,607 or your-your grandson? 60 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:10,826 Of course, if I was to go anywhere, 61 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,175 that'd be the first place I'd go. 62 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,003 But they're all the way out in Philadelphia. 63 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,787 I mean, I am not going that far. 64 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,920 They're actually not there right now anyway. 65 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,227 According to the latest Martino family newsletter, 66 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,446 they just left for a two-week trip to Saint Lucia. 67 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:23,839 Wow. Good for Laura. 68 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,406 And smart to book in the offseason. 69 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,495 I bet she got a great rate. [chuckles] That's my girl. 70 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,105 Hey, hon, I'm going to Deal Mart 71 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,976 to get those cheap tiny soaps that we tell the guests 72 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,674 - are fancy tiny soaps. - SAMANTHA: Guess what? 73 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,589 Pete discovered his ghost power. 74 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,112 He can leave the property. 75 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,896 Pete! My man. [stammers] Is he out the door already? 76 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,289 SAMANTHA: He actually doesn't want to leave. 77 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,812 He says he likes it here. 78 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,988 Oh, I see what's happening here. 79 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,816 We got a Shawshank situation. 80 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,209 Is there any circumstance 81 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,211 to which Jay will not apply that movie? 82 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,473 It's like his Talmud. 83 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,693 Pete's been institutionalized, babe. 84 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,521 He's been here so long, 85 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,523 he's afraid of the outside world. 86 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:56,828 Yeah, Jay gets it. 87 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,308 He's not saying that as a good thing, Pete. 88 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,875 Why don't we start you small? 89 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,225 You can go to Deal Mart - with Jay. - JAY: Great idea. 90 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,574 I'd love to spend the day 91 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:06,316 with my favorite - invisible bro. - I don't know... 92 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,665 You're afraid of running errands? 93 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,884 You sound like my butler 94 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,581 during the consumption outbreak of '84. 95 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,714 Come on, Peter. Don't be a dork. 96 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,890 Am I using that pejorative correctly? 97 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,892 Oof, when Nigel's slamming you... 98 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,242 Okay, fine. I'll go. Okay? Happy? 99 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,505 Let's go run some errands. Whoop-de-do! 100 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,593 Yes! He's in, Jay. 101 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,726 All right, great. Come on, Pete. 102 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,381 Here we go. Come on, buddy! 103 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:29,252 Dude, we're not pets. 104 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,428 [whistling] 105 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,908 ALBERTA: Oh, man, 106 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,562 you two look really happy to be reunited. 107 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:37,739 It's like my heart find its missing piece. 108 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:41,308 And loins also find their missing piece. 109 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:45,486 Aw. Big ole softie. [chuckling][groans] 110 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,401 I'm gonna go smell Jay's spice rack. 111 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,880 It's what I missed second-most 112 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,273 while I was in the well. 113 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,624 [laughs] 114 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:58,150 - Owls. - Owls. 115 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,589 It's just so deeply weird. 116 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,504 [groans] Thor, you okay? 117 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:07,856 Thor feel guilty about something he not tell Flower. 118 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,467 Is it that you slept with Pete's widow Carol? 119 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,774 Hmm. Should probably mention that, too. 120 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,777 Even though that was hero move to help Pete. 121 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,040 Where is Carol? I haven't seen her in a while. 122 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,737 Oh, I heard she moved downstairs 123 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,696 and is getting busy with one of the basement ghosts. 124 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,958 No, no, no. You're way behind. 125 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,786 She has since moved to the shed 126 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,310 and is now shacking up with, wait for it-- Baxter. 127 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,964 - The fife guy? - TREVOR: Oh. 128 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,922 Ooh, she is tearing her way through Woodstone. [chuckles] 129 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,055 Wait a second, Thor. If it's not about Carol, 130 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,317 what are you feeling guilty about? 131 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,623 As you know, 132 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,625 Thor thought Flower sucked off. 133 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:41,019 So for a moon or so, 134 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,717 Thor been... 135 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,501 laying with... 136 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,199 ...Nancy. 137 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,332 Potato sack Nancy? 138 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,986 A basement ghost, huh? 139 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,162 I'm not gonna lie, I've thought about it. 140 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,511 They're all nuts, 141 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,470 and you know what they say about crazy chicks. 142 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,559 They possessed by Fenrir, yes. 143 00:04:58,559 --> 00:04:59,864 - Huh? - ALBERTA:Thor, 144 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:00,865 you have to come clean to your girl. 145 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,999 No. Deny, deny, deny. 146 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,610 Listen, as someone who's been lied to by an ex, 147 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,743 honesty is the best policy. 148 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,092 Thor trust Alberta's brain 149 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,789 more than Thor trusts Trevor's brain, 150 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,488 even though Alberta's brain covered in ugly hat. 151 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:15,837 Really don't like taking hat flack 152 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,317 from a guy who wore a metal one 153 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,493 in a lightning storm.[groans] 154 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,364 Thor tell Flower everything. 155 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,671 Now, so you all wondering why 156 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,673 Thor keep fling with basement ghost secret... 157 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:26,978 - - No need. - No, no. - Oh, no. 158 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,371 You don't have to explain that one. 159 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,416 It makes sense. Complete sense. 160 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,678 Welcome to Deal Mart, Pete. 161 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,462 You are gonna love it here. 162 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,985 Everything you can imagine, 163 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,379 and in quantities only doomsday preppers 164 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,859 or youth centers could ever need. 165 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:40,731 Good grape juice! This place is huge. 166 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:43,908 This is like JCPenney on steroids. 167 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:47,434 I bet the pharmacy aisle blew your mind. Oof. 168 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,392 There've been a lot of innovations 169 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,002 in cold medication since your time. 170 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:55,529 And yet, nothing for adults in bubblegum flavor. 171 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,487 Still. 172 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,880 Bluetooth. 173 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,837 Oh. 174 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,623 Man alive, I feel like Sam. 175 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,104 Hold the phone. 176 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,891 Five blades in one razor? 177 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,067 There's literally no way you could have more-- 178 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,285 Oh, my gosh, six! 179 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:14,548 Okay, you've got to be a ghost. 180 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:17,028 How did you-- Oh, right. The arrow. 181 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,552 I was murdered by a little girl. 182 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:19,988 Where? In Sporting Goods? 183 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,424 I haven't seen any paramedics yet. 184 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:22,730 Did it just happen? 185 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,427 Oh, no, no, no. I-I died back in '85. 186 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:25,776 But bless your heart. 187 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,735 Just love that I can pass for newly dead. 188 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,954 I'm so confused. How are you here? 189 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,565 Oh, right. I guess I better get 190 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,696 pretty used to explaining this. 191 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:33,915 I just found out my ghost power is 192 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,569 I can roam wherever I want. 193 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,092 Wow, that's incredible. 194 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,659 My ghost power is making people forget 195 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,095 why they walked into an aisle. 196 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:41,444 Oh. 197 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,924 I'm Mike, by the way. And this here's Gloria. 198 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,709 We were trampled to death on Black Friday in 2005. 199 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,016 We both went for the last big screen TV. 200 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,191 I got it. 201 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,801 Well, I'm Pete Martino. [chuckles] 202 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,760 Anywho, nice to meet you, but I got to make sure 203 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,023 I stick with my ride.[chuckles softly] 204 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,155 Jay? 205 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,722 Jay! 206 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,811 MIKE: I got this. 207 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,816 Wait... 208 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,775 What do I need in this aisle?[snaps fingers] 209 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,124 Got her. 210 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:12,649 There is something Thor need to get off chest. 211 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,738 Besides armor. [laughs] 212 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:18,089 - Small joke to begin. - Wait. 213 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:20,614 There's something I need to tell you, too. 214 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,834 Thor, my time in the well... 215 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,924 ...it was cold, dark and lonely. 216 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,187 Must have been hard for Flower. 217 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,146 It was hard. 218 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:36,151 There were times I was ready to give up hope. 219 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:38,283 But do you know what gave me strength? 220 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,155 Leg squats? 221 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:43,158 Thor's been watching a lot of Hard Knocks recently. 222 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,551 You, Thor. 223 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,336 I remembered that you would never give up on me, 224 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:50,339 and when I finally got out, you would be here, waiting, 225 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,429 ready to resume our beautiful relationship. 226 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,778 Mm-hmm. 227 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,172 But, as alone as I felt, 228 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,653 I know you must have felt just as alone. 229 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,699 Now what did you want to tell me? 230 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,181 Okay. Thor... 231 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,444 want to tell you... 232 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,011 that... 233 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:14,058 Jay make cheesecake last Tuesday. [laughing] 234 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:18,236 It's like regular cake but with cheese, yes. 235 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,499 Mm. 236 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,761 Thor, this is something you can just 237 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,545 kind of casually drop in a conversation. 238 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,242 It doesn't really need all the buildup. 239 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,809 [honks horn] We're back! 240 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,159 See? That wasn't so bad, was it, Pete? 241 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,120 Uh, Pete's not in this car. 242 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,818 Oh, and no need to tell Sam about that stop sign 243 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,646 that I accidentally ran through. 244 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,039 Come on, buddy. Let's get inside. 245 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,737 Oh, my God, he lost Pete. 246 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,309 What do you mean Pete isn't with me? 247 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,745 Where is he? 248 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,051 I don't know, Jay. You're the one who lost him. 249 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,966 - I can't see him! - Oh, I'm panicking. 250 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,576 Pete's too soft for this world. 251 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,882 He must be so scared right now. 252 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,579 And to think Alberta talked him into this. 253 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:57,841 We were all on board! 254 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,321 You were sort of driving the train. 255 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,714 Okay. Let's not panic. 256 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,758 We'll just go back to Deal Mart. 257 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,064 He's probably still there. 258 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,588 Right. Or, um, one of several other places. 259 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,242 Wait, how many places did you go? 260 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,679 Well, I started at Deal Mart. Then the gas station. 261 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,073 And then the comic book store, which was on the way to Sonic. 262 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,161 You went to Sonic? 263 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,815 Yes. And then I went to a second Sonic 264 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,773 because the first one's milkshake machine was broken. 265 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,645 Great. So we've narrowed down Pete's location 266 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,907 to the entire Hudson Valley. 267 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,430 All right, we need to get moving. 268 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,910 Okay, but fair warning, 269 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,346 when you go to the car, there's some trash from Wendy's. 270 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,434 That is from yesterday. 271 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,609 That has nothing to do with Pete. 272 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,480 In retrospect, perhaps it was wrong 273 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,221 to place all our trust in this man. 274 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,614 And let history not forget 275 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,050 the role Alberta played in all of this. 276 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,575 You really want to talk about history, Isaac? 277 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,448 [clicks tongue] C-certain parts. 278 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,451 Oh, God. It's almost time to smell dinner! 279 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,192 They're coming back for me, right? 280 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,628 Sure they are, kid. 281 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,849 What-- What's going on? 282 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,546 I was hoping you'd be gone by now. 283 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,156 Store's closed, Pete. 284 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,507 Deal Mart after dark. It's a whole nother store. 285 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,206 - Huh? - BUTCHER: So, it's true? 286 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,079 We got fresh meat? 287 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,647 I appreciate you appear to be a butcher 288 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,040 and you're making a meat pun, 289 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,129 but I'm getting kind of scared. 290 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,914 When the lights go out, they fight. 291 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,655 [quietly]: I don't want to fight. 292 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,526 New fish has to fight. 293 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,746 I'm not fish or-or meat. 294 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,575 Although, right now I am feeling kind of chicken. 295 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,011 Just try to prove yourself, Pete. 296 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,405 Otherwise, they'll keep ripping you into pieces 297 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,146 and letting you reform over 298 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,278 - and over again. - I don't like that. 299 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,280 [all chanting]: New fish. New fish. 300 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,455 - New fish. - Just run Pete. 301 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,283 - I'll block them. - But where will I go? 302 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,458 Anywhere but here. Just go! 303 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,025 [laughing evilly] 304 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,157 Thank you. 305 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,375 [chanting continues] 306 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,988 New fish. New fish.[screams] 307 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,511 Not again. 308 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,382 New fish. New-- 309 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,821 So, what did you want to talk to me about, Thor? 310 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,214 As you know, my girlfriend Flower's 311 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:53,783 back from the well, so... this, uh... Yeah. 312 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,828 ...it must end. 313 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,177 And, uh, should be easy 314 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,658 since this mean nothing to both of us. 315 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,703 Totally. 316 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,487 I mean, I can't read, 317 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,098 - but same page. - And, furthermore, 318 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,709 it would be nice if, uh, you not tell anyone about, 319 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,189 uh, us. Thor think 320 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,626 that it might hurt Flower's feelings 321 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,367 if she find out that 322 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,586 I seek solace in the arms of 323 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,024 - basement dweller. - Sure. 324 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,591 Wouldn't want anyone's feelings to get hurt. 325 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,463 Great. And, uh, 326 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,465 good talk. [laughs] 327 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,554 Well, here's the deal. 328 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,338 You want me to keep silent 329 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,384 about our bone fest, 330 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,691 it's gonna cost you. 331 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,693 Cost Thor how? 332 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,347 Oh... [laughs] 333 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,784 You'll see. 334 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,613 You'll see. 335 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,444 I actually need to go this way. 336 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,751 [both laugh awkwardly] 337 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,579 Okay, I just need to get my bearings 338 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,537 and figure out where I am. 339 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,670 I know this town. 340 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,324 Heck, I grew up here. 341 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,893 Barack Obama Ave. and Eli Manning Way? 342 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,939 Who are they?! [crying] 343 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:05,725 [screams] 344 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,031 What are you? 345 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,295 Wait, stop following me. 346 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:15,082 Stop following me, you R2-D2 from hell! 347 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,606 [screaming] 348 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,434 TREVOR: All right, Thor. 349 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,392 It's your TV time. [sighs] 350 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:25,005 Which episode of Vikings will we be enjoying tonight? 351 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,528 [clears throat] 352 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:32,099 Thor want to watch... This Old House. 353 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,187 Really? 354 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,842 Yes, there is episode where they focus 355 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,669 on water heater repair, 356 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,672 which Thor... enjoy very much. 357 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,457 That sounds good. 358 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,459 Great choice, Thor. 359 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,722 Wish I had a seat, though. 360 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:51,118 Okay. [chuckles] Take mine. Yes. 361 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,685 Why are you being so nice to that basement dweller? 362 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,470 Thor is nice. 363 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,993 Is main thing about Thor. 364 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,953 Really? 'Cause you mainly talk about beheading people 365 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,302 and ripping their throats out. 366 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,826 Quick death is its own form of kindness. 367 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,831 Well, we retraced Jay's steps, and still no Pete. 368 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,486 Oh, no, poor Pete. Did you look everywhere? 369 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,010 Yes. We went to six stores, one gas station, 370 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,838 and a previously undisclosed Sonic. 371 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,622 That location is good for fries. 372 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,320 They all have different strengths. 373 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,974 You are a chef, sir. 374 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,671 This guy's living my best life. 375 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,629 I'm sorry, everyone. I didn't mean to lose him. 376 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:27,328 I-I do think it's worth noting one last time 377 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,633 that I cannot see him 378 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,157 because it still seems very germane. 379 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,376 Well, I'm back. 380 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,725 [all cheering] Pete! 381 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,467 - Oh, my God! Jay, Pete's back. - What? Seriously? 382 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,339 [laughs] Oh! Get away from me. 383 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,601 Pete. 384 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,081 I told you all I didn't want to venture 385 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,909 out of the house, and none of you respected that. 386 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,694 You bullied me into leaving, and guess what? I was right. 387 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,392 But, on the bright side, you did make it back. 388 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:51,569 Barely. You guys have no idea what I went through. 389 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,528 This was the worst night of my life. 390 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,791 Oh... PETE: Oh, 391 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,794 and thanks for telling me the robots have taken over, Sam. 392 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,578 Real helpful. 393 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,972 It's just so good to have you back, bud. 394 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,496 See? Everything worked out, Sam. 395 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,802 High five. 396 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,985 What is that delectable aroma? 397 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,682 SAMANTHA: Pete's still refusing to talk to us, 398 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,903 so we're having Jay lay down a scent trap for him. 399 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,339 Is that him? Is he in here? 400 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,993 Yeah, Jay, she just told Pete 401 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,908 that Pete's refusing to talk to us. 402 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,215 Come on, Jay. Context clues. 403 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,869 Sometimes, I think he doesn't even try. 404 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,045 PETE: [sniffs] Mmm... 405 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,916 Oh, is that a little nose poking through? 406 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,963 That's it. We got s'mores for you to smell. 407 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,834 I'm still mad, 408 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,618 but me turning down a gooey marshmallow sniff 409 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,620 isn't helping anybody. 410 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,536 Oh, that's toasty. 411 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,669 Pete, what happened to you out there? 412 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,411 Deal Mart After Dark is what happened. 413 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,673 I mean, when the lights are on, 414 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,327 it's all low, low prices and free samples, 415 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,894 but then, it takes a turn, 416 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,634 and Gloria's getting trampled so I don't have to fight 417 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,158 a butcher with a cleaver in his head. 418 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,202 What's happening? 419 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,943 It's honestly hard to say. 420 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,597 I found myself alone and scared 421 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,251 and being chased by some sort of droid 422 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,426 that smelled like burritos. 423 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,080 So how did you get home? 424 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,082 Well, luckily, from my alive days, I remembered 425 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953 that the bus station was at the north end of town, 426 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,390 so I used the stars to guide me there. 427 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,914 Then, I mapped out a bus route 428 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,351 with the fewest transfers and lowest fares. 429 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,353 Why the lowest fare? 430 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,658 Because I was already stealing, 431 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,790 I didn't want to make things worse. 432 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,270 Sam, could you actually send 433 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,967 the transit authority $1.25 when you get a chance? 434 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,926 HETTY: Peter, don't you see? 435 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,754 You used your scouting and travel agent skills-- 436 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,452 two things that, up until this moment, 437 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,281 seemed completely worthless-- to get yourself home. 438 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,543 Now, that's remarkable. 439 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,414 Yeah, I-I know you were scared, 440 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,807 but no one else could do that. 441 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,418 I mean, I could probably have done it. 442 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,246 Describe a bus. 443 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,814 Give me a minute. 444 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,470 Bus... 445 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,952 Pete, maybe there's a reason you were given this power. 446 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,432 Think about it, you were a travel agent 447 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,304 that never traveled anywhere. 448 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,088 - That's kind of weird. - Well, I was always busy 449 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,785 planning travel for other people. 450 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,222 Plus, looking at a pamphlet 451 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,528 can be just as good as going somewhere. 452 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,877 You wouldn't believe 453 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,836 this brochure for Bali I saw one time. 454 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,491 All of the sights without the sunburn, 455 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,014 jet lag, or aggressive monkeys. 456 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,495 Peter, it seems like you never traveled 457 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,583 because you were afraid. 458 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,411 Of the monkeys? Of course I was. 459 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,282 They bite and steal sunglasses. 460 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,718 No, afraid of living. 461 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,112 When you were alive, you were always playing it safe, 462 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,027 and still ended up with an arrow in the neck, 463 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,898 but now, you're being given another chance. 464 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:30,119 At the very least, do it for us. We can't go anywhere exotic. 465 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,687 For God's sake, Nigel and Isaac are planning to honeymoon 466 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,037 - in Samantha and Jay's room. - What? 467 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,518 Think about all the amazing experiences you get to have. 468 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,867 I know I for one can't wait to hear 469 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,434 all your stories when you get back. 470 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,698 I guess there is some place I'd like to go. 471 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,527 Got it. Bus is the big red one with the hose. 472 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,572 - That's a firetruck, man. - Damn it. 473 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,271 [clears throat] Flower, uh, 474 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,316 Thor have something Thor want to tell you, 475 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,579 and want Nancyto hear. 476 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,754 Okay. 477 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,408 While you were away in well, 478 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:02,064 Thor seek solace in arms of Nancy 479 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,067 and also in... 480 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851 loins of Nancy. 481 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:10,507 Oh... what are you doing, Thor? 482 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,248 Taking back power. 483 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,555 So, Flower, 484 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,078 what you say? 485 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,733 Well, you did think I was gone forever, I guess. 486 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,170 Yes! Is very important point. 487 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,389 Well said. Yeah. 488 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,739 And I am glad you were sexually sated, 489 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,177 so thank you for that, Nancy. 490 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,223 [laughs] Yes. 491 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,138 You are one cool chick. 492 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,445 Oh, Thor, you got yourself a good one.[laughs] 493 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,925 And don't worry, 494 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,100 it was completely meaningless for both of us. 495 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,928 No feelings on either side. 496 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,583 I don't know about completely meaningless. 497 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,367 What are you saying, Nancy? 498 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,804 Well, I'm saying I was happy 499 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,589 that you got rescued, 500 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,721 but, if we're being totally honest, 501 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,594 I was having fun with Thor, 502 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,639 and it didn't feel great when he asked me 503 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,902 to act like none of this had happened, 504 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,948 like I didn't even count. 505 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,255 Thor, you said that to her? 506 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,343 [chuckles] 507 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,779 I can't believe you. 508 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,086 That is so rude to Nancy. 509 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,045 Why you mad at Thor? She's the one blackmailing me. 510 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,394 Because I was hurt. 511 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,613 Yeah, 512 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,354 I dress in a potato sack, 513 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,790 but I have feelings. 514 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,184 If you cut me, do I not bleed? 515 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,403 Well, I don't. I mean, none of us do, 516 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,970 but you get what I'm saying. 517 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,843 Okay, Thor not want it to come to this, but... 518 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,846 ...Thor apologize, 519 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,285 which, as we all know, solve everything with no consequence. 520 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,200 I don't think so, Thor. 521 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,421 So what does that mean for us? 522 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,075 I don't know. 523 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,034 I have to think about it. 524 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,125 Flower? 525 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 SAMANTHA: So, how did everything go? 526 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,479 [sighs] Well, I stopped the car, I waited for a bit, 527 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,959 and I'm fairly confident that he got out. 528 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,875 [sighs] Scary. Feels like sending a kid off to college. 529 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,008 Is it weird that I miss him already? 530 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,837 The house feels so empty without him. 531 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:06,275 [overlapping chatter] 532 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,843 Yeah. So quiet. 533 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,367 I do hope everything goes okay for Pete. 534 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,369 This is gonna be good for him. 535 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:17,025 ANNOUNCER [over P.A.]: Now boarding, Flight 709 to Saint Lucia. 536 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,506 I'm going to meet my family. 537 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,072 Trip of a lifetime. [chuckles] 538 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,206 I know you can't hear me, but I'm just so excited. 539 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,861 Um, e-excuse me, sir. I-I don't have a ticket, 540 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,776 but a woman named Samantha has promised me 541 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,517 she'll send you $500. 542 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,083 Have a nice day. Thanks for the ride. 543 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,265 Thor, we have a proposal for you. 544 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,614 Okay. 545 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,051 As you know, I care about you, 546 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,835 and I know you care about me. 547 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,836 Is true. 548 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,708 But Nancy also cares about you, 549 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,101 and I think you might care about her, too. 550 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,061 At least on a superficial boning level? 551 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,541 Will allow. Sure. 552 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,805 Furthermore, you know that I have an extensive history 553 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,720 with polyamorous relationships. 554 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,809 I think I know where this is going. 555 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,550 So, what I'm thinking is, 556 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,248 the three of us-- you, me, and Nancy-- 557 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,771 all form a throuple. 558 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,730 And before you answer, 559 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,167 just know that I am deeply in. 560 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125 [sighs] She's a beautiful soul. 561 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,780 I'm a team player.[both laugh] 562 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,393 And as far as us just being in two-person thing? 563 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,264 Not currently on the table. 564 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,787 Okay. 565 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:28,314 Well, I guess we are... 566 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,532 throuple now. 567 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,534 Yay! Yeah. 568 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,319 Okay. Uh, yeah, you g-- 569 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,756 - And then I'll... Yeah, okay. - FLOWER: Right there. Uh-huh. 570 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,584 [laughs] And then I'll do... Yeah. 571 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,672 Oh. Ooh. Yeah.[moans] 572 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,282 This is gonna be a train wreck. 573 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:44,155 Full disclosure, I also slept with Pete's widow Carol. 574 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,245 Me, too. 575 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,731 Captioning sponsored by CBS 576 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:58,518 and TOYOTA. 577 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:02,565 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org