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<i>RIP-FIXES-SYNC
by VaVooM</i>

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Hippocrates said war's the
only proper school of the surgeon.

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Know why?

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Astound me.

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'Cause he never saw what comes
in here on a Saturday night.

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Please... help me. We've been
waiting here for over five hours.

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Talk to me
after it's been 7 hours.

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You do know she
doesn't speak English, right?

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Even better,
by the time she figures out

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how to file a complaint,

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I'll be across
the state line headed east.

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So, you're actually
driving to Long Island?

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The Hamptons.

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Which, as I remember,
is located on...

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Long Island, but saying it your way
makes it sound so tacky.

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But 3,000 miles, by car.

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Beemer's gotta
get there somehow.

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What about
"Dr. Whattahunk", hmm?

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Couldn't he fly out
and then drive back with you?

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And miss out on
$2,500 a house call?

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Besides, he'll be waiting for me
when I get there

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with flowers, gourmet dinner,
shoulder massage.

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Navigate to Bridge Hampton,
Long Island.

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We'll be there soon!

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Hello?

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Hi, I can't wait to get there.

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Me neither.

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How far are you?

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I'm about to cross into Louisiana
and the Ouachita Parish.

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Is that even a word?

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Don't worry, by tomorrow night,
I'll be on I-95 North

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headed for civilization.

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And 3 days from now, cooling
my toes in the surf with you.

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Hello?

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Okay, I love you too.

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Steve, can...?

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License and registration, ma'am?

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What seems to be
the problem, officer?

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One moment, ma'am.

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Please don't run my
license, please, please!

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Please don't!

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How fast would you say
you were going, Miss Leland?

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Um...

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Drivers response is, "Um..."

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- Okay, officer...
- Lester.

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Officer Lester.

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First name's Lester,
last name's O'Toole.

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Officer Lester O'Toole.

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Lester, can we just
settle this right here?

50
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Is this some sort of bribe?

51
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No, not unless you take
Visa or MasterCard.

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You have got
quite a sense of humor

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for someone
that's going to jail.

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How am I going to jail?

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I mean, I was just speeding.

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That is not a jailable offense.

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Having 23 parking tickets is.

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I've got a warrant for your arrest,
Miss Leland.

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Doctor.

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No, I feel fine.

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Ma'am, you're gonna have
to appear.

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When and where?

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A courthouse.

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Okay, when?

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Well, I'll call
and round up the judge.

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He should be here
at 10:30 or so,

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unless he's fishing
or something.

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Follow me to the courthouse.

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Help me out of these, will you?

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Your Honor?

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Hold your horses, missy.

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You asked me to help.

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What'd had happen
if you'd fell in with these on

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and couldn't get 'em off?

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I suppose I'd finally get
some peace and quiet.

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Shouldn't you be wearing
a robe or something?

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It's gone missing along
with my powdered wig.

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Would you prefer we
reschedule this proceeding

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'til they can be located?

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No, Your Honor.

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Wonderful, then let's get down
to business, Miss...

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Doctor.

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No, no, I'm fine.

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Lisa Leland, Your Honor.

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Approach the bench.

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Now Lester,
what was Miss Leland driving?

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BMW, Your Honor.

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One of the 3 series with the new
N54 twin-turbo inline-6 engine.

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Pretty fast, is it?

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Oh yes sir,
I clocked her at 90 miles an hour.

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Well Miss Leland, you seem to be
a regular one-woman crime wave.

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I don't know how they do it
in, Los Angeles is it?

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But having a warrant
out for your arrest

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is no small taters around here.

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I admit, Your Honor,
I neglected to pay

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a few parking tickets,

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but I was gonna take care of all
of that once I got to New York.

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I'm sure you were,
Miss Leland.

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Now Lester, remind me, how
fast was Miss Leland going?

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That would be 90 miles an hour,
Your Honor.

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I don't think her tires
were touching, Your Honor.

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Excuse me, Your Honor,
if I may.

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How do we know for sure
I was going that fast?

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Miss Leland, allow me
to make this easy for you.

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You're gonna plead
"No contest".

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The state requires
$500 for speeding,

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$300 for reckless endangerment,

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$75 for the sign.
And may seem a little steep to you,

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but that's what we
paid for it 6 months ago...

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and $1,125
for unpaid parking tickets.

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Now, I'm gonna waive
the court cost of $150,

112
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and that's gonna
bring it to $2,000 even.

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Pay the bailiff
and we can all go home.

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Your Honor?

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I don't carry
that kind of cash on me.

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Do you take credit cards?

117
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Nope, what about a check?

118
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Yeah, where I come from
we don't use those.

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Well, here in the land
that time forgot,

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we still find them useful.

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ATM?

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Over at the bank.

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Great, I'll just mosey on over
and get you your cash.

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ATM's broken.

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Gonna put me in jail?

126
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Not unless I have to.

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Tell me, Miss Leland, exactly
what kind of doctor are you?

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General surgeon.

129
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Perfect.

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In lieu of fine, the court
orders 16 hours, 8 hours a day,

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community service.

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It's a win-win for everybody.

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The only doctor around here
is a senile old coot

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who should have been
put out to pasture years ago.

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You can't do that.

136
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Sure I can.
I just did.

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Rapped my gavel and everything.

138
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I refuse.

139
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Let's make it 24 hours,
now that's 3 days.

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Care to go for
a full 40-hour week?

141
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Oh, my God!

142
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Miss Leland,
taking the Creator's name in vain

143
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could come with
a sentence more severe

144
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than anything
I could ever hand down.

145
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I'm sorry,
thank you, Your Honor.

146
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Outstanding.

147
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You're released ROR pending
completion of community service.

148
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Court's adjourned.

149
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That means you're released
on your own recognizance.

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Evidently the judge doesn't
consider you a flight risk,

151
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at least not without your car.

152
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Pick those up, I'm going
back to bait and a cork.

153
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Come on, signal, come on!

154
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Come on!

155
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Hey, you might
want to try that corner.

156
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Excuse me!

157
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What?!

158
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You may have better look
over at that corner.

159
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Okay, Jethro.

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See this,
it's called a cell phone.

161
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Yeah, I know you've
probably never seen one before

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except on TV or maybe in
one of them movin' pictures,

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but it communicates with
a satellite high above our head,

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so high you can't
hardly imagine it.

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So what you're saying
is my suggestion of crossing

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the street makes about
as much sense to you

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as jumping up and down to get
a better look at the moon?

168
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Have a nice day!

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Deep breath, in and out.

170
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Excuse me.

171
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Hello?

172
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Hey, well,
I had a little incident.

173
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Is the car okay?

174
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The real problem is
they found out about the...

175
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The parking tickets.

176
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Yep, so I'm, like,
kind of in jail right now.

177
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Jail?

178
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Actually, it's not jail.

179
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I have to stay and do
3 days of community service.

180
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Hello? Hello?

181
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Hello?

182
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I am trapped in Mayberry.

183
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Just leave, babe.

184
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Yeah, I can't, they have my car.

185
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But maybe you could come down.

186
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Come down there?

187
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Yeah, I mean, you know, only
if you don't have appointments.

188
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Honey, I always
have appointments.

189
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Right, right, okay.
I'll be fine.

190
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Thanks for understanding, babe.

191
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You've got to be kidding me.

192
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Coffee?

193
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Yeah, any chance
of a decaf latte?

194
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See this green handle?

195
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That means decaf.

196
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If you add a little bit of
milk to it, you've got a latte.

197
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You can thank me later.

198
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- Morning, Carly.
- Morning.

199
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The usual, make it to-go.

200
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Sure thing, Doc.

201
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How's everyone?

202
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I'm guessing you're not
having the best of days.

203
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Why don't you allow me
to buy you breakfast.

204
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Consider it a part of
your rehabilitation process.

205
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So, a judge named Doc.

206
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Is it a nickname?

207
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Of sorts.

208
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How'd you get it?

209
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By earning a medical degree.

210
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You're a doctor?

211
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Please try to contain
your sense of shock.

212
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In small towns,
we tend to wear a lot of hats.

213
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I'm also the coroner, regional
disease control supervisor,

214
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and chief coordinator
for the local blood drive.

215
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,728
Care to donate a pint
before breakfast?

216
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,237
Yeah, I think I'll pass,

217
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I was also the mayor, but town
meetings got a little lonely.

218
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So, when you said the
only doctor around here

219
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is a senile old coot who
should have been put out

220
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to pasture years ago?

221
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I do tend to have
a flare for the dramatic.

222
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You ready?

223
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,325
Do you have
any egg substitutions?

224
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:37,192
Sure!
Oatmeal, farina, cold cereal.

225
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:42,167
We've got toast too,
both kinds, white or rye.

226
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Eggs, grits, and a biscuit
for our visitor, Carly.

227
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So, when you sentenced me
to community service,

228
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it was so you
could have time off?

229
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That's just great.

230
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I mean, this is
getting better and better.

231
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Dr. Leland,
right now you're thinking

232
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being stuck here in Normal

233
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is the worst thing that could
have ever happened to you.

234
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,294
Well, I'm here
to assure you it is not.

235
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Who knows,
if you allow yourself,

236
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you just might find
you like it here.

237
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,146
I seriously doubt that.

238
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,077
Have it your way.

239
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:41,526
I almost forgot,
cafe closes at 4:30.

240
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Folks around here tend to have
dinner with their families,

241
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,200
so if you'd like to eat again
before tomorrow morning,

242
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,794
why don't you stop by
my place, say around 6.

243
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,841
One more guest's always welcome.

244
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,432
Do you make it a point to invite

245
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all your convicted
felons to your house?

246
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,608
Only the most
truly hardened cases.

247
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,325
We gonna see y'all now, ya hear?

248
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:25,766
Oh sweetie, you're gonna have
to go across the street

249
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if you expect to use that.

250
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,299
You see, the satellite's
way over our heads

251
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,504
in what they call
low-earth orbit.

252
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:36,481
It's about 15,000 miles up, but
it's skewed to the southwest,

253
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,179
so Tinker Mountain, which
is actually just a big ol' hill,

254
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,914
kinda gets in the way
of the signal

255
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,549
'til you get
a little further away,

256
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,117
and suddenly,
you've got a clear line of sight

257
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:52,961
to the satellite
and you are good to go.

258
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,714
Looks like you found us alright.

259
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,257
Come on in.

260
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,888
Lisa, allow me to
introduce my daughter, Mandy.

261
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,230
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Likewise, I'm sure.

262
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,202
Adopted.

263
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,434
Doc took Lucas and I in
after we lost our parents.

264
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,976
I'm so sorry.

265
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,671
We aren't.
He was a godsend!

266
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,778
There's my grandbaby, Kimberly.

267
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,442
Hello Dr. Leland!

268
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,986
Hi.

269
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,214
Where's Lucas?

270
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,256
He's running late.

271
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,018
Have a seat.

272
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,796
Hey everybody.

273
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,331
Sorry I'm late.

274
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,834
Not late enough, apparently.

275
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,338
- Hi, Uncle Lucas.
- Hey, squirt.

276
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,203
Lucas,
this is Dr. Leland.

277
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,106
Dr. Leland?

278
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,610
Yeah, we met earlier.

279
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,543
She was kind enough to
explain the finer points

280
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,081
of communications technology
to me.

281
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,444
Can I say grace?

282
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,282
Of course you can, sweetheart.

283
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,090
Dearest Lord,
we thank you for this food,

284
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,388
and we thank you for each other,

285
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,591
and we thank you for
Dr. Leland being here, amen.

286
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,895
Amen.

287
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,504
Miss Leland,
do you like it here in Normal?

288
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:45,170
Well, it's different
than what I'm used to.

289
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,941
Different isn't bad,
Miss Leland.

290
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,981
It's just different.

291
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,809
Well, you're very smart, Kim.

292
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,320
What grade are you in?

293
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,788
Well, I'm not really in a grade.

294
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,519
I'm home-schooled.

295
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,953
So, she was brilliant
a second ago,

296
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,575
'til you found out
she was home-schooled.

297
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,931
Now she's not, huh?

298
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,867
No, I didn't say that.

299
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,030
Yeah, you did,
just not in words.

300
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,716
The second you hear a bit
of south-in-the-mouth,

301
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,005
your estimate of our IQ
drops about 20 points.

302
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,478
Pretty soon, you're amazed
that we can tie a shoe

303
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,537
or operate a light switch.

304
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,174
Lucas, I don't know
if that's fair.

305
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,218
No, no, that's okay.

306
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,652
Lucas seems to think that
people from outside of Normal

307
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:33,181
can be closed-minded, quick to
dismiss the opinions of others,

308
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,988
and judgmental,
but he's showing us

309
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,859
that those traits aren't
limited just to outsiders.

310
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,366
They can come from anywhere.

311
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,458
You're making friends
everywhere you go.

312
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,038
Thank you.

313
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,131
Okay, seriously, I apologized.

314
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,676
Did you?

315
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,938
I wonder how one
might get the approval

316
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,846
of the great Dr. Leland.

317
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,475
What do you think?

318
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:02,010
Mercedes-Benz?
Weekends in the Hamptons?

319
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,577
Deep tissue massages?

320
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,353
Mandy, is that
peach cobbler ready yet?

321
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,891
You're a mind-reader too.

322
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,395
What else can you do?

323
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,521
I bet the answer
to that is anything.

324
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,943
Yeah, you know, when you pulled
up in the truck this morning,

325
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,401
you know what I was thinking?

326
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,631
"There's the man who knows
everything, can do anything,

327
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,799
and is never wrong."

328
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,308
Well, forgive me
if I didn't fall

329
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,504
for the $5 charm
and the $10 smile.

330
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,069
Yeah, it might work
with some women,

331
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,013
but it isn't working on me.

332
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,881
Five-dollar charm, huh?

333
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,712
I'll have you know
the people in this town...

334
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,983
Yeah, I'm sure you will,
or would if I were staying,

335
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,490
but I'm not.

336
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:39,991
Doc, thank you.

337
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,586
Mandy, what looks
to be a great dinner.

338
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,427
But you haven't
had any dessert yet.

339
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,932
Maybe next time, Kim.

340
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,094
Mama's peach cobbler is awesome.

341
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,603
It was nice to meet you.

342
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,104
Oh, no you don't.

343
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,606
I'm going first,

344
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,593
otherwise you'll tell
everybody we threw you out.

345
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,076
After you.

346
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,840
Oh no, after you.

347
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,746
I'll have you know people in
this town do think I'm charming.

348
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,052
Only proving my point.

349
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,320
Well Lord,
you answered my prayer.

350
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:23,164
You sent her, but now
how do we make her stay?

351
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,288
Something wrong, Doc?

352
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,851
Can you drop me off
at the nearest motel?

353
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,159
There isn't one.

354
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,721
There isn't one?

355
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:57,394
Nothing closer than
Asheville, and that's 40 miles away,

356
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,403
which is why Doc
called and asked me

357
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,907
to fix you up a bed in the jail.

358
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,409
You're kidding me.

359
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,240
No, ma'am!

360
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,576
I took the liberty of grabbing
your things from the car

361
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,172
and putting them in the trunk.

362
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,684
Hop on in!

363
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,515
Alright, buckle up, now.

364
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,939
It's all yours.

365
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:44,508
You're not a suicide risk
or anything are you,

366
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:50,579
'cause then I'd need to take
your belt and shoe laces.

367
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,956
Are you asking me if I'm at risk
because of the speeding ticket

368
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:58,691
or because I have to spend
a long weekend in this town?

369
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:05,097
It was a civil question.

370
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:11,109
Sorry, I think I can safely
say that I am not at risk.

371
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:15,174
Okay.

372
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:20,846
Aren't you gonna
lock me in or something?

373
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,724
Why?

374
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,817
I mean, what if there's
a fire or something?

375
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:34,992
It's not like you're some
notorious felon or anything.

376
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:40,802
Your cell
won't work in your cell.

377
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,812
Telephone's on the desk.

378
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,008
Just pick it up and hit 1
if you need anything.

379
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,449
It'll call my place direct.

380
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,854
Good night, Doc.

381
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,816
Excuse me, I came
to ask about my...

382
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:31,957
...car.

383
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,723
What's the matter?

384
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:38,320
Afraid you'll have to be nice
to me to get your Beemer back?

385
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,073
Can we just start over?

386
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,543
Okay, you go first.

387
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:59,411
Look, I'm sorry
I wasn't so nice to you,

388
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:02,182
and I'm sorry that
I called you Jethro,

389
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:07,283
and I'm sorry that...
can we just save some time

390
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,329
and leave it at "I'm sorry"?

391
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,594
Thanks, Amman.

392
00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:18,136
Yup.

393
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:23,864
Hey Doc, apology accepted.

394
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,714
He makes me so angry!

395
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,222
What, Lucas?

396
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,724
He's a great guy.

397
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,988
Once you get to know him,
he's a real charmer.

398
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:46,554
My car, I need to see it.

399
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,066
She's beautiful.

400
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,532
You can have her back.

401
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,660
- Really?
- Yeah.

402
00:27:56,742 --> 00:28:00,337
You got the paperwork saying
you completed community service?

403
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,880
No.

404
00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:03,574
Then not really.

405
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,398
Hello?

406
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:21,933
Come on in.

407
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,328
I'm here to pay off
my debt to society.

408
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,997
How was your first night
in jail?

409
00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,336
Nicest jail I've ever slept in.

410
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,342
Plus, I think half
the town said hello to me

411
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,071
on the way over here.

412
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:36,046
What do folks say
to each other in Los Angeles?

413
00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:40,381
Nothing if possible.

414
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,682
What's weirder is they
were all calling me Doc.

415
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:48,351
I thought that was your title.

416
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:51,522
Word gets around.

417
00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,565
I don't see a medical diploma.

418
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,225
What makes you think I got one?

419
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:59,669
Lying doesn't strike me
as part of your repertoire.

420
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,105
What time's my first appointment?

421
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,541
As soon as you get there.

422
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,044
I'm doing housecalls?

423
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,637
"Go where y'all are needed"
is the Hippocratic oath.

424
00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:10,148
No, it's not.

425
00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,808
It should be.

426
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,578
Your bag's right there.

427
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:18,852
Your first call is Rita Caffey,
1725 Purdey Lane.

428
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:25,563
How do I get there?

429
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,690
Your transportation's
parked in the driveway

430
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,201
next to the white picket fence.

431
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:43,906
Before Doc examines me,
we always begin with a prayer.

432
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,156
Where do we begin?

433
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:56,127
Where we always do,
with Chester.

434
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,219
No.

435
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:00,658
Doc always leads.

436
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,566
Chester needs his injection and
I can't bear to give it to him,

437
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:10,336
so Doc Shelby does it for us,
doesn't he Chester?

438
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:19,715
Dear Lord, hi,
let's help Rita get well, amen.

439
00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:21,652
That's it?

440
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,154
'Fraid so.

441
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,061
Can you lift the sleeve
of your blouse, please?

442
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,560
I love you, love you,
love you, so cute!

443
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,433
Please, please, please!

444
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,918
Don't you people
believe in street signs?

445
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,982
I mean, I've been
circling for hours.

446
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:05,758
Just say the word.

447
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:08,061
Will you please
take me back to jail?

448
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,177
So, how'd you find me?

449
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:23,044
Doc felt sorry for you.

450
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:26,551
I tried to talk him out of it.

451
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,610
How's it going so far?

452
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:32,282
Well, this town's really getting
its money's worth out of me.

453
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:33,791
How so?

454
00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:37,762
Well, in the Hamptons,
I'd be making $2,500 a visit.

455
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:41,356
So, if these were paying visits,
they'd be good visits then?

456
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,733
You tell me,
my last patient had fleas.

457
00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:46,293
What, you don't like dogs?

458
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:48,339
Not even a little.

459
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:52,105
No dogs, no cats,
not even goldfish.

460
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,748
The last patient
asked me to pray for her.

461
00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,284
And?

462
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,321
Don't you think that's weird?

463
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,591
I'm a doctor.

464
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,593
I heal people.

465
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,789
I guess I just always
thought that when patients

466
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,355
pray to be healed, God listens.

467
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,299
Well, sometimes
his process benefits

468
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,564
from a prescription
of Amoxicillin.

469
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,106
Well,
I may be just a country boy,

470
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:26,577
but as I see it, there's
no conflict between the two.

471
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,609
You do know the earth
is round, don't you?

472
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,844
Yes I do, yes I do.

473
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:45,687
What's that?

474
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,289
I know you're from Los Angeles,

475
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,766
but don't tell me you
don't know that's a cross.

476
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,963
Of course I know it's a cross.

477
00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:53,971
What's it doing up there?

478
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,600
Making people stop and
think for a moment, I suppose.

479
00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:01,579
You drove right past it
on your way into town.

480
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,741
And I'll drive right
past it on my way out.

481
00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:27,133
- I got it.
- Thanks.

482
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,116
There ya go, Doc.
You have a good night.

483
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:42,381
Thanks, good night.

484
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,497
"Rae's Cafe closed tomorrow.

485
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,231
"Pancake breakfast at church.

486
00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:02,433
See you there, Lester."

487
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,017
One day down, two to go.

488
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:45,649
He's the minister, too?

489
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:50,917
"... who are weary and burdened,
and I will give you rest.

490
00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:55,688
"Take my yoke upon you
and follow me.

491
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,628
"Take my yoke upon you
and learn from me,

492
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,895
"for I am gentle
and humble in heart

493
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:07,166
and you will find rest
for your souls."

494
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:14,274
The Bible is always
giving us examples

495
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,906
that simple folk
will understand.

496
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:21,249
But around here, we don't
have any mustard bushes,

497
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:26,257
or fig trees, or grape vines,
or vineyards, or wine presses...

498
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,157
at least, not in any number.

499
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:32,663
But what we do have is pecans.

500
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:40,869
Left to themselves,
pecan trees will overbear,

501
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,306
too much fruit on the branch.

502
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:48,472
So much so that even a
rainbreeze'll crack the bow,

503
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:55,179
meaning you lose both
the crop and the tree.

504
00:35:55,253 --> 00:36:02,284
Well, our lives
are like those trees.

505
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:07,463
We need to go through and pluck
away those things in our lives

506
00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:11,332
that initially look beautiful,

507
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:17,308
but in the end
just weigh us down.

508
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:22,870
Whatever it is,
we need to trim it away,

509
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,279
and if we do our part,

510
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:31,847
God will do his part
by strengthening the bow.

511
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:36,952
John 10:10,

512
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:42,330
"I have come that
you might have life

513
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:47,531
and that you might have
it abundantly", amen?

514
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,505
Amen.

515
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:57,574
I'm climbing up on
the rough side of the mountain...

516
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:10,053
I'm going to hold on
his powerful hand.

517
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:34,051
So, this happens every week?

518
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,917
Yeah, we get together
every week.

519
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,477
It's sort of a tradition.

520
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:38,989
If anybody's
having a tough time,

521
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,788
we try to make sure
they go home with leftovers.

522
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,350
Great pancakes, huh?

523
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,896
Yeah, I'll let you know.

524
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,364
How'd your rounds go yesterday?

525
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,866
Unusual.

526
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,833
Rita ask you to
pray with her, did she?

527
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:55,698
Come take a walk with me,
will you?

528
00:37:58,076 --> 00:38:01,011
Pass me the syrup, could you?
Thank you.

529
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:05,208
I've got to tell you that
my vocation, my true calling,

530
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,809
is serving others.

531
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,150
Medicine is my avocation.

532
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:15,125
It's part of how I answer my
calling, but it's not all of it.

533
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:21,724
I minister to bodies, but I also
minister to hearts and souls.

534
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,462
Are you sure
the AMA would approve?

535
00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,937
Dr. Leland, I'd like to
challenge your experience

536
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:33,172
and training for just
a moment, if I could.

537
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,804
Alright.

538
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,905
With all due respect,

539
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:42,078
I submit that if you accept
a patient into your care,

540
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,315
you manage to treat
his or her symptoms,

541
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,915
alleviate all unnecessary pain,

542
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,359
extend their days to the
full extent of your art,

543
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:55,628
yet leave them sad,
lonely, and in fear of death,

544
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,499
which comes for us all,

545
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:03,371
you've not reached
your full potential.

546
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:05,000
Think about it, will ya"?

547
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,510
Hey.

548
00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,012
Hungry there, ain't you boy?

549
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,945
Figured you were hungry.

550
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,482
Starved.

551
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:20,152
And I'm sorry for not
saying I was sorry before

552
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:23,752
when you told me you were sorry.

553
00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,126
That's a whole lot of sorry.

554
00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,592
- Truce?
- Truce.

555
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:35,037
So, you had a little
chat with Doc, huh?

556
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:38,371
Well, I can't say
I did much of the talking.

557
00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:41,242
Yeah well, you come to church,
you're likely to hear a sermon,

558
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,804
whether you're anxious to or not.

559
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,214
Now you're starting
to sound like Doc.

560
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:48,013
I'll take that as a compliment.

561
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,520
I guess I believe that...

562
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,131
Yeah well,
I don't know what I believe.

563
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,362
That's okay.

564
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:07,837
The trick is is once
you do figure it out,

565
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,034
just not being
afraid to go with it,

566
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:14,568
no matter how weird
or different it is.

567
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,740
I'm not afraid of different.

568
00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:18,873
I see different every day
with my patients,

569
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,543
and I adapt
with each one of them

570
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:23,485
in order to save lives.

571
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:25,454
That's good.

572
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:28,288
Good that you've got everyone
else's lives figured out,

573
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:32,296
but I just wonder...
now don't take this the wrong way.

574
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,889
I just wonder if maybe you ought
to take that bottle of medicine

575
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:40,530
and give yourself
a couple spoonfuls.

576
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,843
You must think
you're pretty smart.

577
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:50,472
About average for a country boy.

578
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,516
Isn't that right, squirt?

579
00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:59,288
Kimberly Smith,
I told you to slow down.

580
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:01,291
Kim? Kimberly!

581
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,453
She can't breathe,
she's choking!

582
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:11,698
No, stop!
Grab her, follow me.

583
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,203
What are you doing?
Where's Doc?

584
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:14,748
No, there's no time,
she's suffocating.

585
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,206
Follow me!

586
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:18,470
- It's okay.
- I'll go get Doc.

587
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,471
Lay her on the bed.

588
00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:26,250
Easy!

589
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,054
Move.

590
00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,697
Is she okay?

591
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,205
She's gonna be fine.

592
00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:50,172
Thank you God.

593
00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,380
It's okay, it's okay.

594
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,112
What is that thing?

595
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,745
An epi pen.

596
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,448
It's loaded with epinephrine.

597
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,855
Artificial adrenaline.

598
00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,503
It'll raise your
blood pressure to counteract

599
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,019
the drop in blood pressure.

600
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:15,066
An allergic reaction
caused this.

601
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:22,099
I'm allergic to bees,
so it was my first thought.

602
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,902
I caught sight of
that welt behind her neck

603
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,239
and her eyes told me the rest.

604
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,278
She's never been stung before.

605
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:30,838
Yeah well,
you'll need to make sure

606
00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:34,408
you have one of these
around at all times.

607
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,783
I'll show you how to
use it before I leave.

608
00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:42,354
Good thing you were here.

609
00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:45,328
Lucky coincidence.

610
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,263
There's no such thing
as a coincidence.

611
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:54,631
Funny, from the man
who sentenced me to be here.

612
00:42:59,277 --> 00:42:59,553
You're not gonna
believe what happened!

613
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,170
You're not gonna
believe what happened!

614
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,270
I saved
a little girl's life today.

615
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:05,125
That's basically something
you did about once per shift

616
00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:06,947
back in L.A., right?

617
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:11,080
Well yeah, but, I don't know,
this time it was different.

618
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:12,987
How?

619
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:15,492
I don't know.
We were at church and...

620
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,029
Whoa, whoa,
since when do you go to church?

621
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,894
Since I wanted to eat breakfast.

622
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,527
How's it going back there?

623
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,501
Oh great, babe.
I really wish you were here.

624
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,004
You know how much
money we're losing

625
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:30,041
from the patients
you're not treating?

626
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,542
I can't imagine.

627
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,237
Well,
don't worry about it, babe.

628
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,048
Your new patients
can't wait to meet you.

629
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,279
Gotta go, love you!

630
00:43:42,887 --> 00:43:44,651
You too.

631
00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:48,355
You know, it's been
a pretty big day for you.

632
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,622
I guess you could say that.

633
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,135
Rae's opens at 2 on Sundays.

634
00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:03,038
Mind if I buy you a coffee?

635
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:05,940
It's your town.

636
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:17,715
You know, it could be yours too.

637
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:23,694
I don't think so.

638
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,458
Besides,
it's already got a doctor.

639
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,598
Not for long.

640
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,638
Are you moving?

641
00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:42,507
I had a little chat
with the Father,

642
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,275
and he reminded me
that none of us

643
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,374
are gonna live forever
on this earth.

644
00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:49,715
And to satisfy your
professional skepticism,

645
00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:53,223
Duke University's
Chief of Oncology confirmed it.

646
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,795
What kind?

647
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,524
Doesn't matter.

648
00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:03,431
I knew doctors researching
radio wave treatments,

649
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:04,935
vitamin dosage therapies.

650
00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:08,404
My 5-year prognosis
is less than 12%,

651
00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:10,941
and that's if it
were caught in time.

652
00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,170
Mine wasn't.

653
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:14,678
You know there are ways...

654
00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:18,045
I'm not spending my remaining
days on this earth in a bed,

655
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:19,742
hoping for a medical
breakthrough

656
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:23,879
that may never come.

657
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,890
Not when I can go fishing.

658
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,926
Why are you telling me this?

659
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:40,733
So that maybe you
would consider staying,

660
00:45:40,805 --> 00:45:43,297
and so that I could
make sure my patients

661
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:50,110
and this entire town
is in good hands after I'm gone.

662
00:45:53,818 --> 00:45:57,311
I appreciate you telling me this,

663
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,857
but I'm almost done
serving my time,

664
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:02,256
and then I'm gonna jump
in my car,

665
00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:07,093
while obeying the fine laws
of the open road, of course,

666
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,724
and get back to my life.

667
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,700
Well, if you have to
get back to your life,

668
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,797
then who's been living it
while you've been here?

669
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:18,706
Maybe you've found a new way

670
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:24,613
of living your precious
life of yours right here.

671
00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:26,810
Can I call you Lisa?

672
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:34,953
Lisa, small towns need doctors.

673
00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:38,018
When they lose them,
the town begins to die.

674
00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:42,362
Folks move away, gradually
at first, then more and more.

675
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:48,600
I've lived long enough to
see it happen a dozen times.

676
00:46:48,673 --> 00:46:51,574
I don't want that
to happen to Normal.

677
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,246
I'm sorry.

678
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:04,221
Promise me
you'll think about it.

679
00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:14,528
Please, don't mention
this conversation to anyone.

680
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:17,295
They say there are
no secrets in small towns,

681
00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:22,272
but I've managed
to keep this one, 'til now.

682
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,468
I won't say a word.

683
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:27,278
I promise.

684
00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,680
Good.

685
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,611
I've got to get to the lake.

686
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,620
I'm sure the fish
are biting today.

687
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,521
Nice ride.

688
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,192
Where are you going
all dressed up?

689
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:17,318
Why don't you get in
and find out?

690
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,762
I can't,
I have community service.

691
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,594
Nah,
I cleared it with Doc already.

692
00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:24,862
It'll count toward your time.

693
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,706
I want to thank you
for yesterday.

694
00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:35,474
That little girl means the world
to my sister and to me.

695
00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:40,643
No problem, that's what I do.

696
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:44,552
Speaking of which,
what do you do?

697
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,057
I fight crime.

698
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,218
Wouldn't surprise me.

699
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:55,525
So, where are we going?

700
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:58,068
We're going to Asheville.
We're going to court.

701
00:48:58,135 --> 00:49:01,765
More specifically,
Buncombe County Superior Court.

702
00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:03,432
What on earth did you do?

703
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:06,772
I didn't do anything, but the
American Civil Liberties Union

704
00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,835
seems to feel that
Normal represents a threat

705
00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:11,439
to our free society.

706
00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:13,506
What's Normal
done to offend anybody?

707
00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:16,076
Well, you remember that
cross up on Tinker Mountain?

708
00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:21,455
Suddenly the ACLU is
determined to make it go away.

709
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,361
So, who's arguing your case?

710
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:29,388
You're a lawyer.

711
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:30,935
Nope.

712
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,095
But you're going to law school?

713
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:36,401
No, this is one of the last
states to allow an attorney

714
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,203
to practice law
without a law degree,

715
00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:41,040
as long as you pass
the bar exam.

716
00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:45,878
A list which, incidentally,
includes California.

717
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:49,443
Okay, but who'd want an
attorney without a degree?

718
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,581
Yeah, you're probably right.

719
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,283
I mean, who'd want
a semi-educated lawyer

720
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:59,558
like Daniel Webster,
or Clarence Darrow,

721
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:02,122
Abraham Lincoln?

722
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:19,910
It looks a little
crowded over there.

723
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,679
What do you want me to do?

724
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:25,347
Why don't you just stack all
this stuff in a nice, neat pile.

725
00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,254
When it all starts, take notes.

726
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:29,292
Do you have a pen?

727
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,463
Make sure you write small enough

728
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,898
so nobody knows
what you're writing.

729
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:40,199
Better yet, scribble
like a doctor, only worse.

730
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:43,366
If I lean in like this,
whisper something in my ear.

731
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,874
It doesn't matter what.

732
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:47,604
Is your co-counsel
admitted to the Louisiana bar?

733
00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:51,774
Your Honor, my associate here

734
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,784
is here on an
advisory capacity only.

735
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:57,685
She will not be
addressing the court directly.

736
00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:00,383
I'll allow it.
Welcome Miss...

737
00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:01,891
Leland.

738
00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:05,862
Doctor... Lisa Leland, Your Honor.

739
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:08,126
Welcome Miss Leland.

740
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:09,632
Now then, I understand

741
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,499
in the matter of
the ACLU vs the Town of Normal,

742
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,060
that there is a cross.

743
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:18,871
It is lit by night and
it stands on public property.

744
00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,502
That's right,
there is, Your Honor.

745
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,706
And I also understand
that a petition has been filed

746
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:26,080
for its removal.

747
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:27,675
Has it been removed?

748
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,810
No, it has not.

749
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:31,355
Is the co-petitioner here?

750
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:34,187
Your Honor, Mr. Erwin Driscoll
lives in Massachusetts.

751
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:36,124
His presence
would be inconvenient,

752
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:40,653
so we, the ACLU,
are representing his interests.

753
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,859
Well, of course you are.

754
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,061
We request a motion
to dismiss, Your Honor.

755
00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:46,534
On what grounds?

756
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,044
Nearly 182 years
without a complaint,

757
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,539
'til last week, Your Honor.

758
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:53,066
And I have here...
hand me that bottom one there.

759
00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:56,602
I have here a petition signed
by virtually every citizen

760
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,705
above the age of majority
in Normal.

761
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,807
Objection,
irrelevant, Your Honor.

762
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,979
Objection sustained.

763
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:10,858
This case will proceed to trial
on the 10th of this month.

764
00:52:10,928 --> 00:52:12,362
Court is adjourned.

765
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:14,207
Excuse me, Your Honor,
what you're saying is it

766
00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:17,223
really doesn't matter what the
300 residents of my town want,

767
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,702
it only matters
what Mr. Erwin Driscoll

768
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:23,502
of Cambridge, Massachusetts wants.

769
00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:28,603
As long as that cross stands
on public property, Mr. Craig,

770
00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:31,080
you, sir, are largely correct.

771
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:35,176
Well, I've gotta tell you, with
all due respect, Your Honor,

772
00:52:35,252 --> 00:52:38,984
that doesn't seem American,
it doesn't seem civil,

773
00:52:39,056 --> 00:52:43,721
and it sure doesn't
seem like liberty.

774
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:45,228
But thank you, Your Honor.

775
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:49,630
The people of Normal
will be ready by the 10th.

776
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,572
Yeah, that doesn't seem right.

777
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,075
I mean, someone who comes
into town for 5 minutes

778
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,787
getting to determine
what the people of Normal

779
00:53:00,811 --> 00:53:02,836
can and can't do?

780
00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,904
Fair's got nothing
to do with it, really.

781
00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:09,685
I think the key word
is "public".

782
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,221
What do you mean?

783
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,756
Well, if you buy the mountain,

784
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,313
the land would be private,
right?

785
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:16,826
Then you could keep the cross.

786
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:19,454
If I buy the mountain?

787
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,862
I couldn't afford that mountain.

788
00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:26,096
My whole town couldn't
afford that mountain.

789
00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,002
You'll figure it out.

790
00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:31,736
You obviously believe in it,
so you'll figure it out.

791
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:33,911
Okay.

792
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,041
Are you hungry?

793
00:53:38,115 --> 00:53:39,549
Yeah, I'm always hungry.

794
00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:43,780
Great, it's time to
expand your horizons.

795
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,885
Okay.

796
00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,459
I don't know about this.

797
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:02,801
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

798
00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:29,622
Well, you know, for raw fish,
this isn't half bad.

799
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:38,902
Well, you're just
full of surprises.

800
00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:44,415
So Doc, how come you don't
have a ring on your finger?

801
00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:49,486
Surprise.

802
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:56,549
He hasn't asked.

803
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,095
Why not?

804
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,164
How long you two been together?

805
00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:04,223
- Five years.
- Five years?!

806
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:07,794
Would you keep your voice down!

807
00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:11,967
Well, it seems to me if
you love him and he loves you.

808
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,943
Well, it seems to me that you
should mind your own business.

809
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,050
Thank you, though.

810
00:55:27,591 --> 00:55:33,496
I think I'd have
asked you by year 2.

811
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:37,228
Maybe year 3 depending
on how much work you were.

812
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:44,633
Well, there's no reason
to think that I would

813
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:46,734
say yes if you did.

814
00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:49,575
Well, that's what makes
it interesting, doesn't it?

815
00:55:55,419 --> 00:55:56,887
What's this here green stuff?

816
00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:58,581
Wasabi.

817
00:55:58,655 --> 00:56:01,420
It's Japanese horseradish.

818
00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:05,595
But you don't want to go there.

819
00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:08,929
Never tell that
to a country boy.

820
00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:13,030
Don't say I didn't warn you.

821
00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:19,504
Three, two, one.

822
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:24,343
Yeah, we're gonna need
a glass of milk over here.

823
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:34,456
How much is it gonna
cost me to keep you quiet?

824
00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:36,652
How 'bout you get Jimmer
to give me my car back?

825
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,320
It's yours.

826
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,295
I still have 3 hours.

827
00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:43,459
Oh well, Doc's
got enough fishing in.

828
00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:45,411
Our dinners probably
from his haul this weekend.

829
00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:46,925
I don't think he's
gonna be a stickler

830
00:56:47,004 --> 00:56:50,668
about a few hours of service.

831
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,175
Well, maybe you should join Doc

832
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:57,009
on one of those fishing trips
every once in awhile.

833
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,481
Just saying,
I'll finish out my hours.

834
00:56:59,549 --> 00:57:01,039
Why would you do that?

835
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:04,850
You can get on out
of here if you want to.

836
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:08,790
I finish what I start,
always have.

837
00:57:08,859 --> 00:57:10,499
Well,
problem is sometimes it's only after

838
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,963
you start something you
realize it was a mistake.

839
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:17,066
Close your eyes!

840
00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:20,035
- Why?
- Just close 'em.

841
00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:29,945
- Keep 'em closed now.
- They're closed.

842
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:31,503
Keep 'em closed.

843
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,112
Watch your step.
Gravel.

844
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:41,351
Good, good, okay.

845
00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,723
Now, we're gonna come
to some steps here.

846
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,592
Keep 'em closed.

847
00:57:45,662 --> 00:57:49,326
Make sure you
can't see nothing, okay?

848
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,937
Now close your eyes.

849
00:57:55,339 --> 00:57:57,899
Alright, nope!
Don't open 'em!

850
00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,443
No.

851
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:03,605
You've seen the lights
of L.A., right?

852
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,580
I want you to see
the lights of Normal.

853
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,811
Go ahead, open your eyes.

854
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:28,766
This is so beautiful.

855
00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:38,477
Growing up here
must have been amazing.

856
00:58:38,548 --> 00:58:42,212
I'd say growing up here
was mostly boring,

857
00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:47,382
but then again, it can
be inspiring sometimes.

858
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,894
Well, that's really it.

859
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:54,590
Better get goin'.

860
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:03,332
Well, yeah, sorry.
Thanks for taking me.

861
00:59:03,407 --> 00:59:04,841
Yeah, we gotta get goin'

862
00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,342
'cause you got
a big day tomorrow.

863
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,844
What's tomorrow?

864
00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:09,345
Tomorrow's
the Founder's Day Dance,

865
00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,814
and you are a celebrity.

866
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,873
You need your rest, come on.

867
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,189
Enjoying the party?

868
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,819
I am!

869
00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:01,193
Happy Founder's Day!

870
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,632
Bet you never thought
you'd hear me say that.

871
01:00:04,701 --> 01:00:08,069
Well, it does come
as something of a surprise.

872
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,074
Hi, Doc!

873
01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:18,540
Miss Leland, do you
hate my uncle Lucas?

874
01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,085
No, I don't hate him.

875
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,715
Sure seemed like it.

876
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:27,587
Well, sometimes when
people don't get along,

877
01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:30,888
it's because they haven't
given each other a chance.

878
01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:35,189
So you like him?

879
01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:39,596
Yeah, yeah.

880
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,631
Do you like him a lot?

881
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,504
Well, I suppose he's okay.

882
01:00:50,013 --> 01:00:51,981
Are you falling in love
with him?

883
01:00:52,048 --> 01:00:53,482
Kim!

884
01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:58,112
No, no, I mean, I...

885
01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:01,021
it's not that I couldn't
fall in love with him.

886
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:06,222
It's just that I'm already
in love with someone else.

887
01:01:07,230 --> 01:01:08,789
Really?

888
01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:10,333
Really.

889
01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:16,539
May I have this dance?

890
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,956
That little girl
just loves him to death.

891
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,492
I can see that.

892
01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,828
Must be that
$5 charm and $10 smile.

893
01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:01,081
I'd have thought
he'd be taken already.

894
01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:04,883
There isn't a woman in town
who isn't interested in Lucas.

895
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:08,657
So, what's holding him back?

896
01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:14,862
I haven't seen him spark
to anyone in particular...

897
01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:19,596
until recently.

898
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:26,136
I have to leave...

899
01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:35,808
you know that.

900
01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:38,154
I know.

901
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,996
Uncle Lucas
taught me how to two-step.

902
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:53,297
That's only 'cause
two's as high up as I can count.

903
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:05,211
I don't know if I know how.

904
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:08,650
Well, I didn't really ask you
if you knew how.

905
01:03:08,718 --> 01:03:12,518
I just want to know
if you'd like to.

906
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:17,185
Okay.

907
01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:08,475
I do believe you can dance,
Miss Leland.

908
01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:11,139
That's Dr. Leland,
Mr. Craig.

909
01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,787
So, what else do you believe?

910
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:57,921
What else do I believe?

911
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,827
I believe in promises,

912
01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:08,461
ones that last,

913
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:13,237
the ones we make to God,

914
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:18,482
and ones we make to each other.

915
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,220
I think that you can
say something in 2 seconds

916
01:05:27,290 --> 01:05:30,055
that you will regret
the rest of your life.

917
01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:38,932
And I believe that some
folks are just meant to...

918
01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,403
well, they're just meant to bloom

919
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,200
right where they're planted,

920
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:44,707
and other folks,

921
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:50,110
why, they're destined
for some other place.

922
01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:03,792
And I believe that
I could be happy

923
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:06,090
spending the rest
of my life by myself

924
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:09,029
if that's what's meant to be.

925
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,725
I'd rather I didn't.

926
01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,837
I'm sorry, excuse me.

927
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,386
Of course,
now I get reception.

928
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,289
Hello?

929
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,151
I've been trying
to call you for hours.

930
01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:36,989
Where have you been?

931
01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:39,358
Right here.

932
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:42,455
What's going on,
another church breakfast?

933
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,992
No, it's actually
a barbecue with a dance.

934
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,401
Great, a dance.

935
01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:53,052
Do you understand
how much you're costing us

936
01:06:53,076 --> 01:06:54,544
by not being here?

937
01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:57,105
You can bill me
when I get there.

938
01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:00,340
What's gotten into you?

939
01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:03,483
Look, I just have
to finish out my sentence

940
01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,214
and I'll be up there
by the weekend.

941
01:07:05,288 --> 01:07:06,778
Nothing's changed.

942
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:08,620
You sure you're okay?

943
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,591
I'm fine.

944
01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,684
That's a nice car
you've got there.

945
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:14,352
You must be looking for Lisa.

946
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,949
How'd you know?

947
01:08:16,025 --> 01:08:17,493
Just a wild guess.

948
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,291
So, do you know where she is?

949
01:08:21,364 --> 01:08:23,958
Yeah, I do.

950
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:26,161
Well, I'll tell ya' what,
why don't you just hop in

951
01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:28,431
and I'll take you on over.

952
01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:49,592
- So, what brings you over?
- I called her last night.

953
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,423
She sounded kind of strange.

954
01:08:51,494 --> 01:08:53,929
I got worried, so I drove
all night to get down here.

955
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:57,122
Must have been
doing 80 all the way.

956
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,601
Yeah, something like that.

957
01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:03,168
So, do the Clampetts
live here in Hooterville?

958
01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:06,739
Bug Tussle.

959
01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:09,338
Excuse me?

960
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,304
Green Acres
and Petticoat Junction

961
01:09:11,381 --> 01:09:13,645
were set in Hooterville.

962
01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:15,650
The Clampetts
were from Bug Tussle.

963
01:09:19,389 --> 01:09:21,469
So, what kind of medicine
do you practice, Dr. Steve?

964
01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:24,057
I'm a concierge doctor.

965
01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:25,822
What's that mean?

966
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,592
I make house calls for those
who can afford my services.

967
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,133
$2,500 a call?

968
01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:33,565
That's pretty impressive.

969
01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:36,071
Nobody wants to get sick
around you, that's for sure.

970
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,100
So, you and Lisa are...

971
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,373
Yep, we're getting married.

972
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,347
Is that right?

973
01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:51,330
Does she know that?

974
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,618
Well, not yet, but...

975
01:09:56,592 --> 01:09:58,026
Do you know how many horses

976
01:09:58,094 --> 01:10:00,563
we could feed
with those carats, huh?

977
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:05,466
A lot of horses...
I guess.

978
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,522
Hey Doc, prisoner 137

979
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:33,858
reporting to final
3 hours of duty.

980
01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:38,427
Come have a seat, darlin'.

981
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:49,067
I've got a confession to make.

982
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:52,514
When I sentenced you
to do community service,

983
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:58,021
sent you around
to see all those patients,

984
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,681
I wasn't pushing them off
on you.

985
01:11:02,024 --> 01:11:04,493
I know.

986
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,892
You were grooming me
to take over for you.

987
01:11:06,963 --> 01:11:10,194
I was sharing them with you.

988
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:16,137
You see, the Father sometimes
works in not-so-mysterious ways,

989
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:20,607
like when you showed up here
the way you did.

990
01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:27,144
I've thought a lot
about what you've said.

991
01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:32,882
And whoever it is
you've been praying for...

992
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,582
And I understand you
wanting to make sure

993
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:38,025
that your town
is taken care of when you...

994
01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:47,335
It's not me.

995
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:58,471
I just want a nice life.
Is that so bad?

996
01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:04,712
No.

997
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,888
Not at all.

998
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,394
Which is why,
effective immediately,

999
01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:15,396
I'm commuting
the rest of your sentence.

1000
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,867
You're free to go,
to find whatever it is

1001
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:25,499
you're looking for,
come what may.

1002
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:37,016
I just hope that when you
look back on your time here,

1003
01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:40,078
you'll think of us fondly.

1004
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,836
Some of us have
gotten attached to you.

1005
01:13:59,568 --> 01:14:01,536
There's my girl!

1006
01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,168
What's wrong?

1007
01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:16,015
Nothing, it's just...
you're here!

1008
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:19,487
Hey, I'm all about grand
gestures when it comes to you.

1009
01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:22,551
So, how's my girl?

1010
01:14:24,427 --> 01:14:28,091
I'm fine.

1011
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:29,723
I know what you need.

1012
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:38,563
A spa day, cucumber mask,
hot stones, mud bath,

1013
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,243
sipping a chi tea latte.

1014
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,039
How does that sound?

1015
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:46,382
Yeah, great.

1016
01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:51,444
And by the way,
while you're lying there,

1017
01:14:52,355 --> 01:14:55,188
you can stare at this.

1018
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:06,728
I mean...

1019
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:08,861
did you even ask?

1020
01:15:10,139 --> 01:15:11,573
Well, I didn't think
I'd have to.

1021
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,540
I would have thought
you knew what it meant.

1022
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,982
I...

1023
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:26,147
I know.

1024
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,604
Yes.

1025
01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:58,320
Can you just give
me a minute, please?

1026
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,253
Yeah, babe.

1027
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,697
Lucas, I'm sorry.

1028
01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,773
My life is in another place.

1029
01:16:23,145 --> 01:16:25,239
Yeah, I know.

1030
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:28,642
You're gonna finish
what we started.

1031
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:07,850
Gonna need more than a prayer
to win this one, Mr. Craig.

1032
01:18:10,886 --> 01:18:13,253
Mr. Wall, are you ready?

1033
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:14,983
We are, Your Honor.

1034
01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:16,650
Mr. Craig?

1035
01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:18,193
Your Honor...

1036
01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:22,655
Respondent requests a motion
to dismiss, Your Honor.

1037
01:18:22,731 --> 01:18:25,063
Grounds, Mr. Craig?

1038
01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:27,102
Well, you see Your
Honor, the cross of question

1039
01:18:27,169 --> 01:18:29,661
no longer stands on public land.

1040
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,007
You moved it?

1041
01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:33,942
Not exactly, Your Honor.

1042
01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,773
I have here...

1043
01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:38,836
a certified bill of sale
for a plot of land

1044
01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:42,009
25 feet by 25 feet,
that's 1/80th of an acre

1045
01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:45,145
which just so happens
to contain that cross.

1046
01:18:57,399 --> 01:19:02,667
Mr. Wall, your case hinges
on a public display of religion

1047
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:08,609
on public property,
property that is now private,

1048
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:11,476
therefore it is the ruling of
this court that your complaint

1049
01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:15,814
has no grounds, and your
petitioner has no standing.

1050
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:21,147
Take some time and enjoy
our little town, Mr. Wall,

1051
01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:24,523
before you go back to
wherever it is you came from.

1052
01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,324
- But Your Honor...
- Case dismissed.

1053
01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,030
I bet you think you're
pretty smart, don't you?

1054
01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:38,063
About average for a country boy.

1055
01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,852
Okay, last-minute checklist.

1056
01:20:28,924 --> 01:20:31,950
So, the maharaji's in place,

1057
01:20:32,027 --> 01:20:37,898
and the harpist finally
got back from the bathroom.

1058
01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:39,593
Since there's no one
to give you away,

1059
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,261
you'll be on your own.

1060
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,032
So, make sure you
wait here until the end

1061
01:20:43,105 --> 01:20:45,437
of the "Wedding March" intro,
okay,

1062
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,533
or you'll end up at the altar
with half the song left to go.

1063
01:20:48,610 --> 01:20:50,305
You got it?

1064
01:20:55,150 --> 01:20:56,618
Lisa?

1065
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,088
You okay?

1066
01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:21,270
I think I got a glimpse
of the way my life should be.

1067
01:21:22,277 --> 01:21:24,177
Should be?

1068
01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:28,581
The way God wants my life to be.

1069
01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:31,813
He tried to show me,
but I wasn't paying attention.

1070
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,355
God?

1071
01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:41,094
Yeah, my eyes
were opened to new things,

1072
01:21:41,163 --> 01:21:44,155
new people, and new ways.

1073
01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:49,203
I have a chance to
make a difference in life.

1074
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:51,899
You make a difference.

1075
01:21:51,974 --> 01:21:54,466
What kind of life
are you talking about?

1076
01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:02,247
I'm talking about a life
where what I eat,

1077
01:22:02,317 --> 01:22:04,479
and what I wear and what I drive

1078
01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:08,581
is less important than who I am,

1079
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:14,191
and who I love,

1080
01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:17,658
and who loves me.

1081
01:22:20,302 --> 01:22:23,670
And it's not about
making a living,

1082
01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:26,231
but about making a life,

1083
01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:29,742
and going to church,

1084
01:22:29,812 --> 01:22:31,337
and giving thanks for a life

1085
01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:34,713
that you're genuinely
thankful for.

1086
01:22:39,121 --> 01:22:41,783
Which is why I can't
go through with this.

1087
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:48,264
Wait, none of this
makes any sense.

1088
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:50,890
I know,

1089
01:22:53,368 --> 01:22:56,633
which is why it makes
all the sense in the world.

1090
01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:38,473
Well, shut my mouth!

1091
01:23:40,782 --> 01:23:42,750
It's about time
she got back here.

1092
01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:14,543
Lucas!

1093
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,815
Lucas Craig!

1094
01:24:30,098 --> 01:24:31,691
You let me go.

1095
01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:34,861
I had to.

1096
01:24:35,537 --> 01:24:37,562
Well that was just stupid.

1097
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:41,106
You drove 2,000 miles
just to call me stupid?

1098
01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:48,811
What about your fiancé,
or I guess your husband by now.

1099
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:10,595
So, what do you want from me?

1100
01:25:13,041 --> 01:25:16,409
I want what you've got,

1101
01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:18,207
and the thing is,
it's not like you were

1102
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,977
looking to keep it a secret.

1103
01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:22,608
You were offering it
the whole time,

1104
01:25:22,684 --> 01:25:26,018
only I wasn't willing
to accept it.

1105
01:25:27,222 --> 01:25:29,054
And now you are?

1106
01:25:32,227 --> 01:25:36,755
Look, you said it yourself,
you life is in another place.

1107
01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:42,967
I know, you're absolutely
right, I did say that.

1108
01:25:46,675 --> 01:25:49,007
Bet you think you're
pretty smart, don't you?

1109
01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:53,576
About average for a city girl.

1110
01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:30,780
There are
those who claim it's impossible

1111
01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:34,789
to learn what we're
meant to do or meant to be.

1112
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:36,654
But the folks who say that

1113
01:26:36,725 --> 01:26:39,387
tend to be living
for a God who shouts

1114
01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:42,761
and completely miss
the One who whispers.

1115
01:26:42,831 --> 01:26:45,823
But I side with Paul
who wrote,

1116
01:26:45,901 --> 01:26:47,562
"We see only a dim reflection

1117
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:50,037
"as though through
a glass, darkly.

1118
01:26:50,105 --> 01:26:53,097
"But one day
we shall see face-to-face.

1119
01:26:53,175 --> 01:26:55,473
"And what we now know in part

1120
01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:58,206
"one day we shall know fully.

1121
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:03,013
"But in the meantime,
these three things remain...

1122
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:06,919
"faith, hope, and love,

1123
01:27:06,988 --> 01:27:10,350
and the greatest of these
is love".

1124
01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:17,350
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