1 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:14,113 Ugh! Ahh! No no no no no no! 2 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,648 Aw come on! Ugh! 3 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,952 Hey! Watch my new finishing move. 4 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:21,220 (from tv) (bloodcurdling scream crunching sound) 5 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,621 (from tv) (horrific vivisection) 6 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,189 Oh! Oh, oh Gross! 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,157 (elise laughs) Yeah. 8 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,091 Want to play again? 9 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,359 Never. 10 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,961 Chris, we're going. 11 00:00:28,963 --> 00:00:31,096 Hey, Dan, want to play "Medieval Disagreement?" 12 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,531 Chris isn't giving me much competition. 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,800 His heart's still beating... 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,603 I don't have time to humiliate you right now, Elise. 15 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,806 Chris and I need to go beat up my mechanic. 16 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,075 Mechanic Mike? Why? 17 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,779 Because I brought my car in for its yearly oil change, 18 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,480 and he broke it! 19 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,750 What's wrong with it? 20 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,810 I don't know, he said the mandibular forceps 21 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,086 were loose or something. 22 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,722 That's... not a real thing. 23 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,940 Whatever. 24 00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:59,220 More importantly, 25 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:02,090 Mike said the repairs would be done three days ago, 26 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,962 and it's still not ready! 27 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,932 This will not stand. 28 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:09,835 We chain his feet to the floor, 29 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,871 and his arms to the car lifter thingy-- 30 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,206 The rack? 31 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,076 Is that what it's called? Appropriate... 32 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,578 Mike's been pretty amazing to you over the last few years. 33 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,814 He doesn't even charge you for fixing your car, 34 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:23,582 just for the parts he uses. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:29,221 Yeah, he says he likes working on "off brand" Filipino cars. 36 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,957 So if he takes an extra day or two fixing your car this 37 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,126 time around, I think you should just let it slide. 38 00:01:36,284 --> 00:01:37,824 Ahem! 39 00:01:37,824 --> 00:01:40,054 Dan, I was just about to call you. 40 00:01:40,064 --> 00:01:41,224 Is my car ready? 41 00:01:41,224 --> 00:01:42,454 No. 42 00:01:42,454 --> 00:01:43,864 While I was under the hood, 43 00:01:43,864 --> 00:01:47,264 I noticed a couple of more things that needed fixing. 44 00:01:47,264 --> 00:01:48,234 Here. 45 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:51,104 Ahh! 46 00:01:51,104 --> 00:01:51,904 Ow! 47 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:52,434 We're leaving. 48 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:53,634 Ah! 49 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:05,154 (coughing) 50 00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:07,154 Dan?! 51 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:11,294 MECHANIC!!! 52 00:02:23,124 --> 00:02:25,284 Whoa, that's bad. 53 00:02:25,284 --> 00:02:29,204 You did this, you swindler! 54 00:02:29,204 --> 00:02:30,164 I was trying to tell you 55 00:02:30,164 --> 00:02:31,914 something like this could happen. 56 00:02:31,914 --> 00:02:33,074 Now if we can calm down 57 00:02:33,084 --> 00:02:35,744 and discuss this like rational adults 58 00:02:35,754 --> 00:02:40,414 I will drown you in barbecue sauce and have Chris eat 59 00:02:40,424 --> 00:02:41,854 your body! 60 00:02:41,854 --> 00:02:43,324 You shouldn't just... 61 00:02:43,324 --> 00:02:45,224 automatically assume I'd be up for that. 62 00:02:45,224 --> 00:02:48,094 You are so selfish! 63 00:02:48,094 --> 00:02:51,334 There's no "I" in "friend," Chris. 64 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,294 Hey? You want me to fix your car or what? 65 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:55,164 Absolutely not! 66 00:02:55,164 --> 00:02:58,074 Since it appears my friend has developed a sudden 67 00:02:58,074 --> 00:02:59,474 aversion to cannibalism... 68 00:02:59,474 --> 00:03:01,344 It's not "sudden!" 69 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:06,244 ...then I will simply have to take my business elsewhere. 70 00:03:06,244 --> 00:03:08,584 But you know anyone else will charge you twice what I do. 71 00:03:08,584 --> 00:03:12,114 Arrgghh! Blocked at every turn! 72 00:03:12,114 --> 00:03:13,514 Maybe we can take it to the dealer? 73 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:15,484 The closest one's in Manila. 74 00:03:15,484 --> 00:03:17,354 And it closed twelve years ago. 75 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:18,454 Oh. 76 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:20,494 Can you even fix this? 77 00:03:20,494 --> 00:03:22,764 Sure, but it's not going to be cheap. 78 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:24,194 The thromdibulator's shot, 79 00:03:24,194 --> 00:03:25,464 and I can see from here it took 80 00:03:25,464 --> 00:03:27,234 the Oscillation Overthruster with it. 81 00:03:27,234 --> 00:03:28,664 You see? 82 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:32,004 Well, sure. Any child could see it's the thromdibulator. 83 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:34,774 There's no such thing as a thromdibulator. 84 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:37,004 I knew it! Come on, Chris. 85 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:39,114 We're going back to the mechanic's. 86 00:03:39,114 --> 00:03:40,674 Oh, no. 87 00:03:40,684 --> 00:03:42,344 Elise, you're coming with us. 88 00:03:42,354 --> 00:03:44,084 I need a second opinion on my car. 89 00:03:44,084 --> 00:03:47,624 As much as I like to be invited along for a fun evening of 90 00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:49,624 breaking and entering, I think I'll pass. 91 00:03:49,624 --> 00:03:51,024 Come on! 92 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,194 All I need you to do is look at my car, 93 00:03:53,194 --> 00:03:55,364 and tell me that I'm not crazy. 94 00:03:55,364 --> 00:03:57,164 I can do one of those things. 95 00:03:57,164 --> 00:03:58,794 Then let's get moving. 96 00:03:58,794 --> 00:04:01,934 Wait, did I just agree to something? 97 00:04:01,934 --> 00:04:04,304 Welcome to my world. 98 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:27,094 Getting in should be easy enough, 99 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:29,924 but what to do about the dog... 100 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:31,964 Chris, give me your bacon. 101 00:04:31,964 --> 00:04:33,594 What bacon? 102 00:04:33,604 --> 00:04:35,064 Chris keeps emergency bacon in his wallet. 103 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:39,004 I... thought you didn't know about that. 104 00:04:39,004 --> 00:04:42,574 All of it. 105 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,414 That's just disturbing. 106 00:04:46,114 --> 00:04:48,384 (dog barks) 107 00:04:48,384 --> 00:04:51,584 Good boy. Who's a good boy? 108 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,614 Sit! 109 00:04:55,324 --> 00:04:56,184 All clear! 110 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:03,164 (dog sniffs and snarls) 111 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:06,494 Aahhh! 112 00:05:06,504 --> 00:05:08,564 The dog stole my wallet! 113 00:05:08,564 --> 00:05:14,034 Strange, you gave Elise all of your bacon... Or did you? 114 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:14,774 No. 115 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:16,504 Let that be a lesson to you. 116 00:05:17,604 --> 00:05:18,484 Well? 117 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,884 Hm, I'm only an amateur mechanic, but-- 118 00:05:21,884 --> 00:05:24,914 I'm pretty sure this isn't a regulation starter. 119 00:05:24,914 --> 00:05:26,414 It looks like a cake mixer. 120 00:05:26,424 --> 00:05:27,854 It is a cake mixer. 121 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:30,184 In fact, Dan, a lot of your engine has been replaced by 122 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:31,654 common household appliances. 123 00:05:31,654 --> 00:05:35,694 And I think your "timing belt" is just a long piece of ribbon. 124 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:37,964 But why would he do this to me? 125 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:41,834 We've always had this great relationship where I bring 126 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:45,234 him my car and he fixes it for virtually no money. 127 00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:48,774 Yeah, why would he mess up a sweet deal like that? 128 00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:49,444 Hey! 129 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:51,544 Guys! Did you hear that? 130 00:05:52,674 --> 00:05:54,844 Hide! 131 00:05:54,844 --> 00:05:57,184 Dude, your wife exploded. 132 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:58,214 Elise? 133 00:05:58,214 --> 00:05:59,184 (elise o.s.)(whisper-shout) HIDE! 134 00:06:01,024 --> 00:06:03,424 What are you guys doing in my shop? 135 00:06:03,424 --> 00:06:05,454 When I said "hide," TWICE, 136 00:06:05,454 --> 00:06:07,764 how could I have made that more clear? 137 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:10,124 Hey, where's my dog? 138 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:14,634 Don't you play the victim with me! We can go back and forth 139 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:17,404 all night about who set who's dog free-- 140 00:06:17,404 --> 00:06:18,504 You did what?! 141 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:24,944 --but I know you've been replacing my engine with junk! 142 00:06:24,944 --> 00:06:28,844 You got me. All right, Dan. 143 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:32,154 After this weekend, I'll fix your car up the right way. 144 00:06:32,154 --> 00:06:33,814 You fix it now. 145 00:06:33,824 --> 00:06:37,254 I can't order the parts until some money comes in. 146 00:06:37,254 --> 00:06:42,924 Which happens this weekend. Now please leave me alone. 147 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:46,034 I'm taking this cake mixer. 148 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:49,604 If you find your dog, I WOULD like my wallet back. 149 00:06:55,204 --> 00:06:58,344 (phone rings) 150 00:06:58,344 --> 00:06:59,914 Is he out yet? 151 00:06:59,914 --> 00:07:02,844 I've been in here for hours. My legs are numb. 152 00:07:02,854 --> 00:07:05,214 Hey, WE wanted to go home. 153 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:07,884 You were the one who said we had to find out where he's going. 154 00:07:07,884 --> 00:07:08,884 Wait, he's coming out. 155 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,884 Ah! Finally! 156 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,784 Ah! Legs! 157 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,184 Okay. 158 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:47,124 I'm at a warehouse, I think near the docks somewhere... 159 00:07:47,124 --> 00:07:48,994 (elise o.s.) Yeah, we know. 160 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:50,194 How did you guys get here? 161 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:51,594 We followed the car. 162 00:07:51,594 --> 00:07:54,904 So if you did that, why did I hide in his trunk? 163 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:56,334 We wondered the same thing, 164 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:57,904 but you told us to mind our own business. 165 00:07:57,904 --> 00:07:58,734 And you should! 166 00:08:11,804 --> 00:08:13,264 (cheering) 167 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:15,174 Do you guys hear... Cheering? 168 00:08:17,344 --> 00:08:19,274 (ding) (cheering) 169 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,080 Where are we? 170 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:25,404 Golly. 171 00:08:35,328 --> 00:08:36,288 Is that... 172 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:41,798 Mechanic Mike. 173 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:44,568 This... is... AWESOME! 174 00:08:44,568 --> 00:08:49,168 So he's got money and time for this nonsense, 175 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:53,208 but not to fix my car?! Oh, he's a dead man. 176 00:08:54,348 --> 00:08:56,748 Maybe sooner than later. 177 00:09:02,518 --> 00:09:05,418 All right! All right! You win! 178 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:08,588 (bell rings) (loud cheering) 179 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:12,598 Come on. Let's go kick him. 180 00:09:12,598 --> 00:09:13,198 He looks hurt. 181 00:09:13,198 --> 00:09:14,428 Good! 182 00:09:16,028 --> 00:09:19,198 There you are! 183 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,338 Chris, prepare your jaws of death! 184 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:25,038 For the last time, I'm not eating anyone. 185 00:09:25,038 --> 00:09:27,238 Because it's gross. 186 00:09:27,248 --> 00:09:30,048 Oh. Hey, guys. 187 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:33,678 All, right! Wait, are you crying? 188 00:09:33,688 --> 00:09:35,248 Yeah. 189 00:09:35,248 --> 00:09:37,788 Uh... Okay, look. 190 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:41,128 I'm here to pummel you, and for some reason I feel weird about 191 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:44,028 doing that while you're crying, so could you stop? 192 00:09:44,028 --> 00:09:49,038 Oh, sure. I'm- I'm sorry about that. 193 00:09:49,038 --> 00:09:50,398 Thank you. 194 00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:54,568 Hey, uh maybe if you could just put Dan's car back together, 195 00:09:54,568 --> 00:09:57,368 we could all forget this awkwardness. 196 00:09:57,378 --> 00:09:59,238 I'd be willing to accept that. 197 00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:03,248 I can't. I don't own my garage anymore. 198 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:04,848 Or I won't as of Monday morning. 199 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:10,818 When we started the Giant Mechanized Robotic Suit 200 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,918 Pugilism Society, it was about fun. 201 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:18,598 Just a bunch of guys and girls, creating robotic suits of armor 202 00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:21,328 from car parts and fighting in an arena. 203 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:22,598 Like you do. 204 00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:26,368 But then the betting started. 205 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,038 You got sucked in. 206 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:31,708 Addiction runs in my family. 207 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:35,978 My mother fought a lifelong battle with chocoholism. 208 00:10:35,978 --> 00:10:37,708 I'm sorry to hear that. 209 00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:40,248 Before I knew it,I was overcharging customers, 210 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,548 stealing parts from their cars... 211 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,888 Mechanics. 212 00:10:43,888 --> 00:10:46,218 If I had won tonight, 213 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,988 I'd break even and I could quit the sport forever. 214 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:53,058 Now I'm going to have to sell my garage. 215 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,798 I actually feel kind of bad for you... 216 00:10:55,798 --> 00:10:58,568 But I feel worse for me, since I have no car now. 217 00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:02,368 Hey, there's another fight on Saturday. We are so going. 218 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,538 How much are season tickets? 219 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:08,908 Elise, your senseless nattering has given me an idea. 220 00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:11,048 We enter Saturday's fight. 221 00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:14,988 We win, you break even, and fix my car. 222 00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:16,948 I don't have a robo-suit. 223 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,818 We can build one out of my car. 224 00:11:18,818 --> 00:11:21,958 If we don't do this, it's never going to get fixed again anyway. 225 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:24,188 But I can't fight. Not with a busted wing. 226 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,698 That's right. 227 00:11:25,698 --> 00:11:28,498 You'll have to train someone to use the suit. 228 00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:30,128 Ooh! Me! Me! 229 00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,228 No. Chris. 230 00:11:32,228 --> 00:11:32,738 What?! 231 00:11:32,738 --> 00:11:34,498 Have you ever seen him play video games? 232 00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,798 She's got a point. Plus, I don't want to. 233 00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:41,278 Look, whoever's in that suit could get hurt. Badly. 234 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,808 And Chris heals quicker than anyone I know. 235 00:11:43,818 --> 00:11:45,718 He'll get killed out there, Dan. 236 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:46,978 You have to let me. 237 00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:49,748 I'm sorry, Elise, my mind is made up. 238 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:54,888 This is my plan, it's my car, and I say Chris is fighting. 239 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,828 Chris doesn't want to! 240 00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:57,958 Can I at least be the alternate? 241 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,328 If something happens to him? 242 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:00,558 I'll help you build the suit. 243 00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:01,998 Deal. 244 00:12:01,998 --> 00:12:03,128 Is anyone going to ask my opinion about this? 245 00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:05,898 Okay, we only have a few days, 246 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,298 so what I propose... 247 00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:10,608 Don't eat that. You're in training. 248 00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:49,348 Come on, Chris, pick up those feet! One-two-one-two! 249 00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:50,608 And...rest! 250 00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:52,718 Whew. 251 00:12:52,718 --> 00:12:53,648 You're doing great, Chris. 252 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,448 Thanks to my coaching, of course. 253 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,088 I'm starving. 254 00:12:58,088 --> 00:13:01,228 I got you a special treat, buddy. 255 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:03,428 Because you've been working so hard. 256 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:05,898 Bacon! All right! 257 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,128 (furious snarls) (biting noises) 258 00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:09,498 Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhh! 259 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:13,568 There you are, boy! 260 00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,838 Uh-oh. 261 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,638 Chris, are you okay? 262 00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:28,418 I feel terrible. 263 00:13:28,418 --> 00:13:30,888 He'll be fine... Eventually. 264 00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:33,288 Looks like we're going to need a new pilot. 265 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:35,458 Don't worry, guys. I'll win this thing. 266 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,558 No, Elise, you won't. 267 00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:39,258 Because I'M going to fight. 268 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,568 We agreed that I was the alternate! 269 00:13:41,568 --> 00:13:43,428 And you still are. 270 00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:45,068 Dan--! 271 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,838 There's too much riding on this, Elise. 272 00:13:46,838 --> 00:13:49,708 We've got to put our best foot forward. 273 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,238 And you think that's you?! 274 00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:54,108 I have piloted every kind of machine known to man 275 00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:55,078 at one time or another. 276 00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:56,008 I have-- 277 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,278 Here's what you sound like. 278 00:13:57,278 --> 00:13:59,648 "Mamina mamina mamina helicopters." 279 00:13:59,648 --> 00:14:02,388 Look, you're working for Team Dan. 280 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:05,158 Which means Dan calls the shots. 281 00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:06,818 Is your name Dan? 282 00:14:06,828 --> 00:14:08,488 No. It is not. 283 00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:12,658 Then let's get back to work, shall we? 284 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:16,768 We have some major assembly-- Ow! 285 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,298 Team Dan will be sorry. 286 00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:28,108 Who needs Elise anyway, right? 287 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,178 Uh... sure. 288 00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:33,018 Looking good! 289 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:36,418 (crash) 290 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,788 Or, we're in trouble. 291 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,768 Elise was working on the arms. 292 00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:54,068 She had all the schematics, knew how everything fit together... 293 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:56,508 All right, I'll go talk to her. 294 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:57,668 She owes me an apology anyway. 295 00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,778 Elise? 296 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,748 Hey, Dan. She's not here. 297 00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:11,518 (video game voice) (impotent fury) 298 00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:13,888 Agh! I just can't get the hang of this! 299 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:21,398 (video game voice ) (you are victorious) 300 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,028 How did you do that? 301 00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:25,638 I spent my formative years playing video games. 302 00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,768 When I wasn't watching television. 303 00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:30,138 It's a full life you've led, Dan. 304 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,138 So where's Elise? 305 00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:35,748 I've decided to let her back on Team Dan. 306 00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:37,608 I don't know. She hasn't been around. 307 00:15:37,618 --> 00:15:40,078 And why are you home, sitting on your couch, 308 00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,488 when you should be helping me? 309 00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:45,258 I'm recovering from my injuries. 310 00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:48,588 Nonsense. I need you in my corner. Let's go. 311 00:15:58,271 --> 00:16:00,911 For that little "bursting into flames" problem that we can't 312 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,911 seem to get rid of. 313 00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:04,841 You sure you're ready? 314 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,951 All that time I spent watching B-grade sci-fi movies about 315 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:12,221 giant robots, who knew I was actually training for this day? 316 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,591 It's missing one thing, though... 317 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,301 Now we're ready. 318 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,841 Don't forget, the left arm's not attached by much more 319 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,851 than our sincere good wishes. 320 00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,451 Don't get hit on your left side. 321 00:16:37,451 --> 00:16:39,151 No problem. 322 00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:40,291 Don't worry, Dan. 323 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,280 If there's one thing I learned from video games it's that dying 324 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,290 just means you can start over. If there's one thing I learned from video games it's that dying 325 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,900 just means you can start over. 326 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,770 Who am I fighting, anyway? 327 00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:48,877 The Widowmaker. 328 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,007 Cool. 329 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,977 What name is Dan fighting under? 330 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,677 Uh... "Dan." 331 00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:57,047 Can you tell meanything about this Widowmaker? 332 00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:58,417 Nope. Must be new. 333 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,867 I knew we should have let her play. 334 00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,267 Now who do I root for? 335 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,107 Me of course! 336 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,507 I better go talk to her. 337 00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:24,822 Hey, gorgeous... I can only assume you're here to 338 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:27,540 throw the fight so Mechanic Mike can get his garage back? 339 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,430 I'm here to destroy Dan. 340 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:30,620 Any chance you'd consider-- 341 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,490 No. 342 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,130 Well, I tried. 343 00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:37,931 Never mind that now. Chris, I need some inside information. 344 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,671 What are Elise's weaknesses? 345 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:44,011 She's hyper-competitive and completely without mercy. 346 00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:46,441 Great. Thanks for that. 347 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,681 (bell sounds) 348 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:48,541 Guess it's showtime. 349 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,081 (cheering) 350 00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:09,661 You want to give up now, or commence with the Dan-beating? 351 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:13,571 I am going to enjoy pounding you into oblivion. 352 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,001 The only thing you're going to enjoy 353 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:17,001 is eating your meals through a straw. 354 00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:18,841 Just don't hurt each other! 355 00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:22,681 (bell dings) 356 00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:31,791 Oh, man... 357 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:34,661 Come on, Dan! Crush her! 358 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:35,591 Gently! 359 00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,131 (crunching sound) 360 00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:47,401 (metallic wrenching noise) 361 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,911 Ooh. that was the good arm. 362 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,921 Guess it was worth a try. 363 00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:01,751 Uh.. 364 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:08,161 Ugh! Ooh! Ahh! 365 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,731 Is-- that-- all-- you-- got?! 366 00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,901 Aaahhh! 367 00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:40,451 Surrender now, or I finish you! 368 00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:44,091 Never! 369 00:19:58,541 --> 00:19:59,441 (cough) 370 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,381 Go Dan! 371 00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:05,111 Is that even legal? 372 00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:07,011 I don't think it's in the rules, one way or the other. 373 00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:09,421 What's he doing now-- oh. 374 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:18,991 RRrraaahhh! 375 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,131 Now that CAN'T be legal. 376 00:20:21,131 --> 00:20:22,901 Judges haven't stopped the fight... 377 00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:34,581 (bell dings) (loud cheering) 378 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,681 Ha ha ha! Dan won! 379 00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:44,921 And they're both alive! 380 00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:56,861 You know, Dan, you put up your car, you won the fight. 381 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,801 Technically you could have owned this shop. 382 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:00,920 Keep it. 383 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,540 What would I do with a mechanic shop? 384 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:06,611 Besides, crushing Elise was reward enough. 385 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,190 You got lucky, you little--! 386 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,370 Whoa, whoa! 387 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:11,750 All's well that ends well, right? 388 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,710 And trust me, better to get out before you get hooked. 389 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,450 Thank you, Dan. You saved my business. 390 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,990 You don't have to thank me, Mechanic Mike. 391 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,200 But you DO have to fix my car whenever it breaks, 392 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:28,353 and never charge me a penny. 393 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,060 Huh. 394 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:32,830 Guess I forgot to-- 395 00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,570 (boom) 396 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,070 Yea, that's the thromdibulator 397 00:21:37,071 --> 00:21:39,671 (dan o.s.) mechanic!!