1 00:00:03,478 --> 00:00:05,978 (tense music) 2 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:14,280 - Bollocks! 3 00:00:25,229 --> 00:00:28,089 - Number six, put the gloves back! 4 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,030 Every time, you steal from us! 5 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:30,860 Every time! 6 00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:32,703 - Well you didn't have any last week. 7 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,970 - Because you keep bloody stealing them! 8 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:36,666 (light music) 9 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,280 - Tight bastards! 10 00:00:38,278 --> 00:00:39,108 - Tosser! 11 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:01,258 - Hey. 12 00:01:09,785 --> 00:01:11,355 - Hello, Warren. 13 00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:12,466 - [Warren] Hello, Anne. 14 00:01:12,474 --> 00:01:13,314 - Good day? 15 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,827 - I got called a tosser. 16 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:16,880 - Oh, no, not again. 17 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,540 Same bloke as last time? 18 00:01:18,543 --> 00:01:19,523 - No, it was a different one. 19 00:01:19,524 --> 00:01:20,364 What are you making? 20 00:01:20,357 --> 00:01:23,447 - Birthday cake for Pavel, one of next-door's builders. 21 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,630 Oh they're ever so nice, Warren. 22 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:28,360 I have them all in every morning, for bacon butties. 23 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,480 - Since when? 24 00:01:29,484 --> 00:01:30,774 No wonder they bloody wave at me. 25 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:33,880 They probably think I've come home to stock up the fridge. 26 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,190 - Ian said they'll be another couple of months. 27 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:38,210 - Where does he get those clowns from? 28 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,200 I came home last week, 29 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,970 one of them had fallen asleep in the skip. 30 00:01:40,974 --> 00:01:41,854 (car hooting outside) 31 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:42,800 - Charlie! 32 00:01:42,796 --> 00:01:43,626 Your lift's here. 33 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:45,819 - He's not going football training again, is he? 34 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,150 He can't even get in the team. 35 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,470 I know, but he's trying his best. 36 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:53,100 His dad was hardly a natural sportsman either. 37 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,330 - I don't know, he legged it quick enough 38 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,810 when he met that woman from the post office. 39 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:58,520 Here he is, Bobby Charlton. 40 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,230 Oi, I put that application form 41 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,350 for the garden center in your room three weeks ago. 42 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:04,180 Have you rung them yet? 43 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:06,213 - The only reason you want me to work at the garden center 44 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,810 is so you can get the staff discount. 45 00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:09,240 - No, the only reason I want you 46 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,540 to work at the garden center 47 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,680 is so you can pay me some bloody rent, you tit! 48 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,000 Mind you, 30% is 30%. 49 00:02:15,997 --> 00:02:17,817 And that pond does need re-lining. 50 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,170 - See? 51 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,520 - I'm going to get changed. 52 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:25,050 - Please give the garden center a ring, love. 53 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:27,410 He does so much for you and your brother. 54 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:29,030 And he's giving you free driving lessons. 55 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:30,570 - Mum, he doesn't even let me drive. 56 00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:31,680 The last lesson we went on, 57 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,550 he made me sit in the boot 58 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,160 'cause I had mud on my tracksuit. 59 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:34,990 - Aw! 60 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:37,655 - [Charlie] Right, I'm off. 61 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,690 - Ooh, ask Pavel if he likes marzipan. 62 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:44,283 (internet dial-up buzzing) 63 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:47,643 - You all right, Danny? 64 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,200 - Yeah, Warren. 65 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,030 - What? 66 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,203 - Nothing, it's just the internet's not working again. 67 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,070 - Oh, hang on a minute, I'll get Bill Gates on the phone. 68 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:55,900 What do you want me to do about it? 69 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:56,743 - Nothing. 70 00:02:56,736 --> 00:02:57,566 I was just wondering 71 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:59,239 if maybe we could look into getting broadband or something? 72 00:02:59,239 --> 00:03:02,289 I don't know anyone that's still got dial-up anymore. 73 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,770 Even Nanny and Grandad have wireless. 74 00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:04,820 - Why don't we just do everything 75 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,060 that Nanny and Grandad do? 76 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,470 You say something racist, and I'll get diabetes. 77 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,140 - I actually picked this up from the man 78 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,870 behind the counter at PC World. 79 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:12,990 It's got information on all different 80 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,300 broadband types you can get. 81 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,140 There's one in here that's 38 megabits a second. 82 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,270 - Listen, mate. 83 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:19,170 It's Friday night, 84 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,780 take the evening off from the computer, eh? 85 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:22,780 Go and see one of your mates. 86 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:24,360 I'll give you a lift, if you want. 87 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:25,202 - Okay. 88 00:03:25,195 --> 00:03:26,345 Could you take me to Andre's? 89 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,180 - Andre's? 90 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:29,553 I'm not taking you there, he lives bloody miles away! 91 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:31,680 Play on your PlayStation, or something. 92 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,179 (light music) 93 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:52,520 Come on, Charlie, if you want this bloody lesson. 94 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,400 I'm not taking you dressed like that. 95 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,700 Go and put a shirt on, and some smart shoes. 96 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,140 - We're only going for a driving lesson, Warren, 97 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:03,440 you're not taking me out for dinner. 98 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,140 - Go and put on something nice, or I'm not taking you. 99 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:08,200 - You all right, Warren? 100 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:09,623 - All right, Ian? 101 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:11,220 Finished your extension yet? 102 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,150 - Not yet, no. 103 00:04:12,150 --> 00:04:14,960 We don't like to rush things in Preston. 104 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,620 It will last forever, this will. 105 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,610 - It'll bloody take forever, 106 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:21,150 the amount of time they spend on their arses in my kitchen. 107 00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:22,310 - Moving home already? 108 00:04:22,307 --> 00:04:24,707 No, I'm just going down the dump with all this crap. 109 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:25,830 - What have you been doing? 110 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,480 Digging your way back down south? 111 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,820 - That's very funny. 112 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:30,820 No, no such luck. 113 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,080 The pond needed re-lining, 114 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,820 I thought I might spruce it up, while I was at it. 115 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,380 I've been meaning to do it for years. 116 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:37,090 - How do you mean, spruce it up? 117 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,310 - Make it a bit bigger. 118 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,720 Put in a water fountain. 119 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,300 Nice little rockery, that sort of thing. 120 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,650 - Right. 121 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,710 Well, I just need to... 122 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,570 You know, inside. 123 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,160 - Idiot. 124 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:53,269 (car hooting) 125 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:54,540 - Hiya, Warren. 126 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:55,370 - All right, Liz. 127 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:56,213 what do you want? 128 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:57,546 - Sisters' day out. 129 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:59,460 We're going to see that clairvoyant in town. 130 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:01,980 - Oh, for, how much is that going to cost? 131 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:02,900 - Not a lot. 132 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:03,900 60 quid. 133 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,550 - 60 bloody quid! 134 00:05:05,550 --> 00:05:08,410 Anne, he'd better bring them back from the dead for that! 135 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,948 - Oh, Warren, he's brilliant! 136 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:11,400 Everyone's been. 137 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,610 Rose Ersel, Marion Oskin, Sharon Drinkwater, 138 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:17,240 Joan Jackson went and spoke to her old head teacher. 139 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,070 - I didn't know she went to school. 140 00:05:18,073 --> 00:05:19,123 - He said he was very proud of her, 141 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,310 and always knew she'd go on to do big things. 142 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,670 - Is this the same Joan Jackson 143 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,010 who sells tea towels on eBay? 144 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,870 She's not exactly Richard Branson, is she? 145 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,490 - No, but you should see her kitchen. 146 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:29,080 Her dishes are ever so dry. 147 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080 See you later, love. 148 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,720 - Hold on, I'll just put Dad's scuba-diving kit in the back. 149 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,270 - Bloody scuba-diving! 150 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,590 The only reason we moved up here 151 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:38,390 is 'cause he was on death's door, look at him now. 152 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:40,130 He's arseing around on the bottom of the Atlantic! 153 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,333 - He's doing his first triathlon Sunday. 154 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:43,360 Ta-ra, love. 155 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,690 - Let's hope it kills him. 156 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,040 We could do with the money. 157 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,970 No, go put a tie on. 158 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,097 - Oh, my God! 159 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,698 (upbeat music) 160 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,870 What's even in these? 161 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:04,780 - Hm? 162 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,890 Just some mud from the garden, a couple of roof tiles, 163 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:10,290 a little bit of asbestos. 164 00:06:10,294 --> 00:06:11,134 - Asbestos? 165 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:11,957 - Hmm mm. 166 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,690 - Should we be breathing that in? 167 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:14,909 - Well, you've been breathing it in from the roof 168 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:15,740 for the last three years, mate. 169 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,703 I don't know why you're panicking now. 170 00:06:17,701 --> 00:06:18,761 - I thought that stuff was dangerous. 171 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,960 - It is, that's why I'm getting rid of it. 172 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:22,329 - Aren't we going the wrong way for the dump? 173 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:24,150 - I'm not going to the bloody dump on a Saturday. 174 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:24,980 It'll be chaos. 175 00:06:24,983 --> 00:06:26,523 We're just going to find somewhere and chuck it. 176 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,930 - Isn't that illegal? 177 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:28,800 - All right. 178 00:06:28,803 --> 00:06:30,173 What, you working for the council now, or something? 179 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,190 Just concentrate on your lesson. 180 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,590 Put your hands at 10 to two. 181 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:37,990 - Warren, I've been on four 182 00:06:37,993 --> 00:06:39,993 of your so-called driving lessons now, 183 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:41,530 and I've not even been in the driving seat yet. 184 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:43,130 When do I actually get to drive? 185 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:46,410 - When I think you're ready, and, while you have 186 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,580 that attitude, it shows me that you're not. 187 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:52,320 All right, now we're going to turn right here, 188 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,700 so, mirror, and signal, and maneuver. 189 00:07:05,363 --> 00:07:06,203 Ahem! 190 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,860 Thank you. 191 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:10,702 Go on, out you get. 192 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:11,531 - What, am I driving? 193 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:13,874 - No, you're going in there. 194 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:17,780 - Oh, for, Warren, I'm not going in, asking for a job. 195 00:07:17,777 --> 00:07:18,817 You don't have to. 196 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:19,650 - Right, good. 197 00:07:19,653 --> 00:07:21,093 - You've got an interview in there in 10 minutes. 198 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:21,920 - What? 199 00:07:21,923 --> 00:07:22,933 - I sorted you out an interview. 200 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:23,760 - You're joking! 201 00:07:23,763 --> 00:07:25,183 - You weren't going to do anything about it, where you? 202 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,460 - That is so out of order, I'm not going in. 203 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,350 - You bloody are! 204 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,850 - I'm not, does Mum know about this? 205 00:07:28,851 --> 00:07:30,831 - "Does Mummy know about this?" 206 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:33,113 Come on, Charlie, for Christ's sake! 207 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:35,200 You're 19, you prat! 208 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,480 You're gonna meet Craig. 209 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,310 Go on. 210 00:07:37,313 --> 00:07:38,913 Out you get. 211 00:07:38,907 --> 00:07:40,057 You look very smart. 212 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:44,832 Oh, they've got a DFS now as well. 213 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:45,660 Don't slam it. 214 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:46,503 Ah, you prat! 215 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:51,154 (light music) 216 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,510 - Does he always work out of a Harvester? 217 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,850 - No, last time he was in town, 218 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,210 he did it from a Little Chef. 219 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,140 He had a row with the manager 220 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,590 because they were no mushrooms on his Olympic breakfast. 221 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:07,160 Apparently, he's not been back since. 222 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,760 - Well, you wouldn't, would you? 223 00:08:09,609 --> 00:08:11,779 How will we recognize him? 224 00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:14,866 - Do you think that's him? 225 00:08:15,838 --> 00:08:18,338 (light music) 226 00:08:42,846 --> 00:08:43,836 - Oi! 227 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:44,890 What are you doing? 228 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:45,720 Eh? 229 00:08:45,723 --> 00:08:46,953 You'd better not be fly-tipping. 230 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,240 - No, mate, I'm getting rid of it. 231 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,730 It makes me sick, the way people 232 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,490 just dump stuff like that, you know? 233 00:08:53,487 --> 00:08:54,887 - You're telling me. 234 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:56,190 Every week, they're at it. 235 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,480 - Some people, eh? 236 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,480 They should be shot. 237 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,160 Or burnt. 238 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,610 Anyway, you have a nice day, mate. 239 00:09:07,608 --> 00:09:09,178 - You not taking the rest of it? 240 00:09:09,179 --> 00:09:10,199 - I'm not taking that lot. 241 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,070 - You just said you go around collecting it. 242 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:13,226 - Yeah, but... 243 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,336 That's not a problem. 244 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,528 I should be getting paid for this. 245 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:23,480 - It's just nice to see 246 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,780 there's still some good people in this world. 247 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:27,800 God bless you, fella! 248 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,550 - All right. 249 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,340 - Ladies, let's begin. 250 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,780 Close your eyes, and breathe deeply. 251 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,720 I need you to connect with the spirits around you. 252 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,950 Although, I have to say, 253 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:52,950 I can feel a very strong presence already. 254 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,770 Especially around you, Anne. 255 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:56,170 - Oh, I'm ever so sorry. 256 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:59,390 - I have a lady, an elderly lady, and she's very angry. 257 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,480 She's angry at you, Anne. 258 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,310 - At me? 259 00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:02,363 - Yes, she's irate. 260 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,890 She's shouting something about... 261 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,030 gardening tools. 262 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:07,860 - Gardening tools? 263 00:10:07,863 --> 00:10:08,873 What kind of gardening tools? 264 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:09,700 - [Michael] I'm not sure. 265 00:10:09,703 --> 00:10:10,563 I can't quite-- - A rake? 266 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,860 - [Michael] No, it's not a rake. 267 00:10:11,863 --> 00:10:12,703 - Shears? - No. 268 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,526 - Spade? - No. 269 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:14,359 - Hoe? - No. 270 00:10:14,362 --> 00:10:15,302 - It's like Generation Game, this. 271 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,130 Secateurs? 272 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:17,223 - Yup, that's it, secateurs. 273 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,450 She's shouting about secateurs. 274 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,765 - I don't think we've got any secateurs. 275 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:20,850 - We've got a pair. 276 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:22,330 Does she want to borrow ours, Michael? 277 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,970 - Ladies, please, can we just focus. 278 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,910 - Can I get you anything to drink? 279 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,311 - Not at the minute, thank you. 280 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,590 - I'd love a cup of tea. 281 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:29,630 - Yes, me too, actually. 282 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,590 Two teas, please. 283 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:31,830 - Two teas, no problem. 284 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,490 - And do you still do that salad cart? 285 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,320 - We do, yes. 286 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:35,743 - Two salad carts, please. 287 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,130 Did you want a salad cart, Michael? 288 00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:37,957 - No, can we just get on? 289 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,160 - You're not getting a salad cart for me, are you? 290 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:40,990 - Yeah. 291 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:42,643 - No, I'm fine, I've not long had breakfast. 292 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,470 - Oh, suit yourself. 293 00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:45,403 Just the one salad cart, please, love. 294 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,010 - Can we continue, ladies? - Sorry. 295 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,320 - Sorry, please. 296 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,810 - What is your name, spirit? 297 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:52,930 Her name is... 298 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,320 Pam. 299 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,150 - Pam? 300 00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:58,103 I don't think I know a Pam. 301 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,180 - Not Pam, then. 302 00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:00,201 Pat? 303 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,210 - Doesn't ring any bells. - No. 304 00:11:01,205 --> 00:11:02,635 - Polly? - No. 305 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,470 - Penny? 306 00:11:03,473 --> 00:11:04,313 - Pru? 307 00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,856 - Oh Pauline, we know a Pauline! 308 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:06,990 Pauline Davis. 309 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,090 - It's Pauline. 310 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:09,410 I thought as much. 311 00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:11,020 - Pauline Davis isn't dead, is she? 312 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,630 - Oh, no, that's a good point. 313 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,240 Does Pauline need to be dead, Michael? 314 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,570 - Yes, she must have passed into the next life, yes. 315 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,400 - Maybe she went in the night. 316 00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:20,253 - Oh, she was always very wheezy. 317 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,250 I heard her coming from the bras in MandS once, 318 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,310 and I were all of the way over by the baked beans. 319 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,210 - She's standing on a ladder, looking over a fence. 320 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,070 Shouting. 321 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:31,530 - It's not Pauline, he's talking about Peggy Patterson 322 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:32,710 from next-door but one. 323 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:33,790 - Surely, not Peggy Patterson! 324 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:34,780 Is it Peggy Patterson? 325 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:38,480 - She wants her hedge cut, in your garden, it's overgrown. 326 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,310 - It is, you know. 327 00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:40,153 It's Peggy Patterson. 328 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:41,646 - Michael, can you confirm it's Peggy Patterson? 329 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,590 - Yes, it's Peggy Patterson! 330 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:43,420 Christ! 331 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,620 She's got down from her ladder now. 332 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:51,350 She's coming closer to us. 333 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:54,400 She has a stark warning, a very grave warning. 334 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,900 - Does your grass needs cutting and all? 335 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,440 - She sees police cars, danger and men in black. 336 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,270 - Like the film? 337 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:03,663 - She warns you, Anne, to stay very alert 338 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,250 over the next few weeks. 339 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,660 She says something terrible is going to happen. 340 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:11,958 Oh, God! - Oh, God! 341 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,920 - She says someone's not going to make it out alive. 342 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,340 - What do you mean? 343 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,810 Like a murder? 344 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,540 Anne, that sounds like a murder. 345 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,370 - Oh, God! 346 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,213 It's a murder. 347 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:23,806 Michael, ask her who's getting murdered. 348 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,220 No, ask her when's the murder taking place. 349 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,420 Ask her-- - Two teas? 350 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,490 - Right, she's going away now. 351 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:31,690 She's leaving us and slipping back into her world. 352 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:33,400 She's going, going-- 353 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,740 - Thanks for the warning, Peggy. 354 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,130 I'm ever so sorry about the hedge. 355 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,030 I'll get Warren to trim it over the weekend. 356 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,310 - And she's gone. 357 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,140 - [Both] Oh! 358 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,870 - Actually, I will have that salad cart. 359 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,866 (suspenseful music) 360 00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:15,462 - How did you get on? 361 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:16,326 - I start tomorrow morning. 362 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,930 - Oh, brilliant! 363 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,420 Oh, Charlie, well done! 364 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,500 That's brilliant. 365 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,330 What happened? 366 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,283 - Well, I walked in and said 367 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,200 my wanker of a stepdad booked me an interview. 368 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,030 - No, you didn't. 369 00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:25,873 I'm not your stepdad anyway. 370 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:26,700 We're not married. 371 00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:27,543 What actually happened? 372 00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:28,366 - What do you think happened, Warren? 373 00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,919 I walked in, I chatted with Craig, 374 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,260 and he offered me the job. 375 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,160 - Oh, that's great news. 376 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,770 Did you tell him you want the staff discount? 377 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,280 - No, I told him you wanted the staff discount. 378 00:13:35,276 --> 00:13:36,206 - What did he say? 379 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,070 - He said it's fine, all employees get it. 380 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,558 - Fantastic! 381 00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,108 That's fantastic! 382 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,690 I'm proud of you! 383 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:45,090 Come on, I'll buy you a McFlurry to celebrate. 384 00:13:45,086 --> 00:13:46,196 - I don't want a McFlurry to celebrate. 385 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,080 I just want to sit behind the wheel and me drive home. 386 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,910 - No, no. 387 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,123 You're far too excited to drive home. 388 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,040 I'll get you a McFlurry, my treat. 389 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,780 Don't tell your brother. 390 00:13:53,777 --> 00:13:56,277 (light music) 391 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,270 - [Anne] Hello, Warren. 392 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:10,099 - Hello, Anne. 393 00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:10,942 I've got some good news. 394 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,235 - Peggy Patterson wants you to trim the hedge. 395 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,070 - Who? 396 00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:14,153 - Peggy Patterson from next-door but one. 397 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,200 She showed up at the seance. 398 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,450 She is fuming. 399 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:18,070 - Who the bloody hell's Peggy Patterson? 400 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,380 - You know, died a couple of years ago, lived at number 20. 401 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,410 Had a heart attack in Nando's. 402 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,600 Married to Ted, with the gammy eye. 403 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,620 You know! 404 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,450 - Are you telling me, that of all the people who died 405 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,320 in your lifetime, the only one that wanted to come back 406 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,280 and talk to you was some random old neighbor? 407 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,060 She never wanted to talk to you when she was alive. 408 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,370 Christ knows why she wants to, now she's dead. 409 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,210 - Warren, that's not even the half of it. 410 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,990 She said there's going to be a murder on the street. 411 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,430 - Oh, come off it, Anne! 412 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:39,720 It's all made up. 413 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,970 You've paid 60 quid for some charlatan 414 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,250 to tell you that somebody is gonna get bumped off, 415 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,670 and I've got to chop down a bush. 416 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:46,700 What else happened? 417 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,720 - Not much, really. 418 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,650 Liz spoke to an accountant from Cheltenham. 419 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,050 She didn't know him, but he had some good stuff 420 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,220 to say about the economy. 421 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,420 - Oh, it was worth it, then. 422 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,830 I'll give the Chancellor a ring. 423 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:55,780 - Hedge first. 424 00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:56,608 - What? 425 00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:57,441 - Go on. 426 00:14:57,444 --> 00:14:58,284 - Oh, Anne! 427 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,790 - Right. 428 00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:05,368 (hedge trimmer sputtering) 429 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,453 - It's bloody run out of petrol, or something! 430 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,600 - [Ian] Having a bit of trouble with the hedge, 431 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,180 are you, Warren? 432 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,470 - No, no trouble, thank you. 433 00:15:14,473 --> 00:15:16,153 - [Paula] If you're having trouble, I'm sure Ian 434 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,880 would let you borrow his electric Black and Decker one. 435 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:19,724 - No, thank you. 436 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:20,547 I don't like them. 437 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,410 - We're just having a soak in the new hot tub. 438 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:23,510 Bought her today. 439 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,540 She's a belter, isn't she? 440 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,250 - No, not for me. 441 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,080 Not in this climate. 442 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,943 I prefer a shower, it's a bit more hygienic. 443 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,860 - Did I hear someone's had a new hot tub? 444 00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,769 - Oh, hello, Anne! 445 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,498 - Hello, Paula. 446 00:15:39,499 --> 00:15:40,709 Oh, you're redoing your pond, too? 447 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:41,540 - What? 448 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:42,383 - [Paula] Yeah, Ian just thought 449 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,006 it could do with a little spruce up. 450 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,210 - Oh, did he? 451 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,000 - Got our new lining today too. 452 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,840 It's a Limber Line 4000, top-of-the-range 453 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,460 from that World of Ponds shop on the high street. 454 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,090 - We only ever buy locally. 455 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,650 You've got to support your independent 456 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,080 Lancashire shops, haven't you? 457 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,660 Guarantee some quality. 458 00:15:58,660 --> 00:15:59,800 - Good thinking, Paula. 459 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,080 Warren just buys cheap stuff online from China. 460 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,030 - No, I don't. 461 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,000 When did I ever-- 462 00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,978 - He bought a wheelbarrow for 11 pounds last year, on eBay. 463 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,370 The wheel came off within a week! 464 00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:09,195 - 11 pounds! 465 00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,568 No wonder the wheel came off, Warren. 466 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,597 It's more of a bucket now, then. 467 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,220 - And there's a hole in the bottom. 468 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:17,040 - So, it's an 11 pound watering can! 469 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,740 - You could come and do our plants, Warren! 470 00:16:18,738 --> 00:16:21,258 (Ian and Paula laughing) 471 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,090 - Fantastic. 472 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,790 What did you say that lining was, mate? 473 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,910 - It's a Limber Line 4000. 474 00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:28,737 - Oh, no! 475 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,530 Not the Limber Line 4000? 476 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:31,600 - Yeah, why? 477 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,460 - No reason, no reason. 478 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,020 It's just I've heard some bad things about that lining. 479 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:35,980 - You what? 480 00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:39,665 - It unsettles the fish, makes them nervous and tense, 481 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,590 and agoraphobic. 482 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:42,370 It gives them diarrhea, apparently. 483 00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:43,404 - Don't talk stupid. 484 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,230 - Yeah, no. 485 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,253 I overheard Danny saying it the other day. 486 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,650 - Danny, did you heck! 487 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:48,480 - Danny! 488 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:50,073 Danny, didn't somebody warn us 489 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:52,910 about the Limber Line 4000 the other day? 490 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:53,850 - The what? 491 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,760 - You remember, you told me about that pond lining 492 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:57,733 that was unsettling all the fish? 493 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,030 - Oh, yeah. 494 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:00,873 - Speak up, lad. 495 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,020 - They said it was poisonous, or something. 496 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,130 - Poisonous, that's it. 497 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,020 Really bad for the fish, 498 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:08,393 full of pesticides, microbeads and that. 499 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,220 - Microbeads? 500 00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:10,063 - Yeah. 501 00:17:10,056 --> 00:17:10,886 - Bloody hell! 502 00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:11,979 - I told you to read the label. 503 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,280 I've got Koi carp in there. 504 00:17:13,277 --> 00:17:15,567 - I hope you haven't wasted your money, mate. 505 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,440 How much did that lining cost anyway? 506 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,750 - We can't take it back, if we've opened it. 507 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,940 - Anyway, well I'll leave you be, 508 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,900 I can see you've got a lot on. 509 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,730 Right, who fancies a Domino's? 510 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:25,680 My treat. 511 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,178 (light music) 512 00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:32,612 (voices mumbling) 513 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,900 Oh, for. 514 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:08,860 - Thanks a lot. 515 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,500 Next, please. 516 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,980 Warren, why are you here? 517 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,460 - He's only gone and stuck in a new water feature as well. 518 00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:15,289 - Who? 519 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,132 - Who do you bloody think? 520 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:16,955 Ian! 521 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,648 He knew I was getting a new water fountain! 522 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:19,500 He bloody knew it! 523 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,170 I look over there today, and he's sticking in Niagara Falls. 524 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,330 - [Charlie] For God's sake! 525 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,340 - He's racist, that's what it is. 526 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,830 He doesn't like anyone from down south. 527 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:26,970 - That's not racist. 528 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,970 - Oh, take his side, why don't you? 529 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:31,657 - Right, that is 198 pounds, 70. 530 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:32,490 - How much? 531 00:18:32,493 --> 00:18:33,333 - 198 pounds 70. 532 00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:34,856 - What about the discount? 533 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,840 - Warren, please don't make me ask 534 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,190 for discount on my first day. 535 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:39,600 - Well, I'm not to spend 200 quid on that shit, am I? 536 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,930 Where's Craig? 537 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:41,760 - Warren, no. 538 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:42,603 - Just get Craig. 539 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:43,466 I'll have a word with him. 540 00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:44,312 - No, Warren, he's not even working. 541 00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:45,135 - Craig! 542 00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:45,968 Craig! 543 00:18:45,971 --> 00:18:46,801 Craig! 544 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:47,934 - Everything okay, Charlie? 545 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,760 - No, it's not. 546 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:51,053 Charlie would like his discount on these items, please. 547 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,280 - Are these all pond items? 548 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,110 - Yeah. 549 00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:55,453 - Well, the discount does not apply to pond items, 550 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,670 because the pond items are owned by an external company. 551 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,500 So. 552 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,157 - Are you saying I can't have a discount? 553 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,840 - Sadly, not on these items, no. 554 00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:06,267 - Are you taking the piss? 555 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,100 - I'm sorry? 556 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,583 - You mean I'm arseing around dropping 557 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,190 him off here every morning-- 558 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,020 - Once. 559 00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:11,863 - For what? 560 00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:13,666 So he can spend eight hours a week watering pissing pot 561 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:16,210 plants and I can't even get a little windmill for my pond? 562 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,760 - Could you keep your language down, please, sir? 563 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,600 - No, I bloody can't. 564 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,120 200 quid that last cost! 565 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:20,950 - Shut up, Warren! 566 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,243 I'm so sorry, Craig. 567 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,070 - There's no point working here 568 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,043 if you can't get the discount. 569 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,010 Come on, we're going home. 570 00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:26,260 - No, Warren, you're going home. 571 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,870 I got this job, and I'm staying here. 572 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,370 - Oh, suddenly he wants the bloody job! 573 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,690 - I think it's time you left, sir. 574 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:32,630 - Give me the discount, and I will. 575 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:33,473 - Just leave, Warren, please. 576 00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,626 - I've told you already, you can't get one. 577 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,490 - You're a twat. 578 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:37,320 - You're not a twat, Craig. 579 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,163 - Right, get out. 580 00:19:38,156 --> 00:19:38,986 - Not without that lining, I won't. 581 00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:40,829 - Mo, get him out of here. 582 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:41,660 - Let me have the lining. 583 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:42,743 I'll pay for that. 584 00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:43,571 I've got good money. 585 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:44,594 Get off, oi! 586 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:46,630 - You're banned, for life! (Warren yelling) 587 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,030 - I'll come back when you're not here, mate, 588 00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:51,435 and I'll get the discount, you twat! 589 00:19:51,437 --> 00:19:54,147 Oi, get off, I've got human rights. 590 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,904 All right, all right! 591 00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:04,404 They don't even do a bloody discount! 592 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,400 Right, let's get you home, your hour's nearly up. 593 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,570 - Perhaps, maybe next time, I could have the full hour. 594 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,790 It's just I've only had about five minutes 595 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,560 actual driving today, so. 596 00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:14,371 - I think you've had a bit more than five minutes. 597 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,860 If you hadn't stalled it 12 times, 598 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,490 we might have got somewhere. 599 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,130 - Well, the thing is Warren, I actually-- 600 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,716 (cellphone ringing) - Shut up. 601 00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,738 Anne, you won't believe this. 602 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:24,570 What? 603 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:27,839 Oh, no, don't do anything. 604 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,670 No. 605 00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:29,513 Stay there. 606 00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:30,506 All right, I'll come home. 607 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,030 Get out, knob head, lesson's over. 608 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:34,990 - What? 609 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,570 - You'll have to get the bus, mate. 610 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,400 Go on. 611 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:39,451 Hurry up. 612 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:41,954 (light music) 613 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:00,920 - [Anne] Who is it? 614 00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:01,763 - It's me. 615 00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:02,586 - [Anne] Is that you, Warren? 616 00:21:02,589 --> 00:21:03,579 - Yes. 617 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:04,410 - [Anne] How do I know it's you? 618 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:05,573 You could be an impostor. 619 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,640 - Well, open the bloody door and have a look. 620 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,950 - When was the last time you saw my mother? 621 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:11,870 - What? 622 00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,036 - It's a test, so I know it's you. 623 00:21:13,035 --> 00:21:15,505 When was the last time you saw my mother? 624 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,200 - I don't know, a couple of weeks ago. 625 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:18,165 - Wrong. 626 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,380 She came around here Thursday, 627 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,070 to drop off Dad's karate kit! 628 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,887 - All right, ask me another one. 629 00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:23,734 - Erm. 630 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,164 What's the capital of China? 631 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:29,053 - Are you having a pub quiz in there? 632 00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:30,402 - Just answer the question. 633 00:21:30,404 --> 00:21:32,754 - Do you know the answer? 634 00:21:32,746 --> 00:21:33,936 - No, but I will when you say it. 635 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,770 - Beijing. 636 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,550 - It is you, thank God! 637 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,360 - What the bloody hell is going on, Anne? 638 00:21:45,362 --> 00:21:46,632 - I think there's someone in the garage. 639 00:21:46,631 --> 00:21:47,861 I think it's the murderer. 640 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,840 - Oh, don't be silly. 641 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,870 - I heard banging against the wall. 642 00:21:50,871 --> 00:21:52,131 - That's probably next-door's builders, 643 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:53,530 wondering what's for dinner. 644 00:21:58,242 --> 00:21:59,552 Happy now? 645 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:00,381 - Oh, yeah, I forgot I put a load on. 646 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:04,260 Maybe I should go back to the Harvester, 647 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:05,850 see if I can get some more information-- 648 00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:07,713 - Absolutely not. 649 00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:09,520 This nonsense has to stop. 650 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:12,090 - Tea? 651 00:22:12,094 --> 00:22:13,214 - Yeah. 652 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:14,040 - Beijing. 653 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:15,513 I'd have put my money on Hong Kong. 654 00:22:15,514 --> 00:22:16,354 - Well. 655 00:22:16,347 --> 00:22:18,847 (light music) 656 00:22:35,191 --> 00:22:38,361 (suspenseful music) 657 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,190 Danny! 658 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:40,033 Danny! 659 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:44,783 - Jesus! 660 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,770 - Shut up, you prat! 661 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:46,600 It's me. 662 00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:47,443 I need your help. 663 00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:01,471 Right, see that black lining in the skip? 664 00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:02,500 - Yeah. 665 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,810 - [Warren] Go on, then. 666 00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:04,769 - What? 667 00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:05,680 - Go, get it. 668 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,640 - I can't! No! 669 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,010 What if someone sees me? 670 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,650 - I'll look out for you, go on. 671 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:10,610 - I can't. 672 00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:12,497 - Well, I can't, can I, either, not with my bad back! 673 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,330 Go on! 674 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,963 - Warren, isn't this stealing? 675 00:23:15,985 --> 00:23:18,425 - It's not stealing, if you've put it in the bin, is it? 676 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:19,340 Oh, come on! 677 00:23:19,341 --> 00:23:20,441 I'll get you one of those 678 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,320 little game console things you like. 679 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,240 How much are they? 680 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,190 - It depends. 681 00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:26,250 400 quid? 682 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,080 - 400 quid! 683 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:28,543 All right, I'll get you something else. 684 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,590 Maybe a hat, or something. 685 00:23:29,588 --> 00:23:30,588 Do you like hats? 686 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:32,560 - Mum says I don't look good in hats. 687 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,710 - Well, that suits you. 688 00:23:35,508 --> 00:23:37,998 - What if we got broadband instead? 689 00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:40,054 - What is it with you and bloody broadband? 690 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,640 - I just want to do my homework. 691 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,970 - Danny, stop being such a nerd. 692 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,070 - Maybe I should go back to bed, Warren. 693 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,240 I've got school in the morning. 694 00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:48,893 - All right, I'll look into getting broadband. 695 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:49,917 But no promises. 696 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,750 Deal? 697 00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:54,060 No promises. 698 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:54,888 Go on. 699 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:06,295 Use your back. 700 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:07,300 Pull with your back. 701 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,030 - It's too heavy. 702 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,760 - All right, on my count, one, two, three. 703 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,070 Christ! 704 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,070 - You all right, Warren? 705 00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:29,620 - All right, Chris? 706 00:24:29,623 --> 00:24:30,713 - What are you doing? 707 00:24:30,706 --> 00:24:32,816 - You know, Danny wanted to have a chat. 708 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:35,370 - Behind a skip? 709 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,980 - Yeah, I didn't get it either, but it's what he wanted. 710 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,307 - You all right, Danny? 711 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:40,140 - Hi, Chris. 712 00:24:40,143 --> 00:24:42,463 - Why have you got a pair of tights on your head? 713 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,910 - Yeah, why have you got a pair of tights on your head? 714 00:24:44,911 --> 00:24:45,741 - Because you-- 715 00:24:45,744 --> 00:24:47,014 - Chris, if you don't mind, I think me and Danny 716 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:48,880 need a serious chat about his behavior. 717 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,300 - Say no more, teenagers! 718 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,490 Goodnight. 719 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,610 - Yeah, I hear you. 720 00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:58,504 Who goes for a bloody run at half past two in the morning? 721 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,220 - You're definitely buying me an Xbox now. 722 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,050 - Yeah, whatever, come on. 723 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,555 Get in, and pull it over. 724 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:07,385 Go on. 725 00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:11,046 - Oof! 726 00:25:11,049 --> 00:25:12,519 - Keep it down, Danny! 727 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,790 Stop being so dramatic! 728 00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:20,255 (voices mumbling) 729 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:27,548 (Anne gasps) 730 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,770 - Hello, police. 731 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:32,040 Yes, there's a murderer, in my back garden, 732 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:32,890 burying my husband. 733 00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:35,000 Well, partner, we're not married. 734 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,210 I was hoping he was going to ask, 735 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:37,560 but, well, so far, nothing. 736 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,300 - Chuck me over the tape measure. 737 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,130 - Where is it? 738 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:42,863 - It's by your foot, chuck it over here. 739 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:45,229 Oh, God! 740 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,510 Danny, you prat! 741 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,340 - You told me to chuck it. 742 00:25:48,343 --> 00:25:51,143 - Not in my bloody face, I didn't, you bell-end! 743 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:51,970 Look at me now! 744 00:25:51,973 --> 00:25:52,813 I'm bleeding! 745 00:25:52,806 --> 00:25:54,096 - Sorry, Warren. 746 00:25:54,099 --> 00:25:55,729 Here. 747 00:25:55,731 --> 00:25:58,501 (doorbell ringing) (knocking on door) 748 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,230 - Christ, it's Ian! 749 00:26:00,232 --> 00:26:01,932 Get back in the pond, and shut up. 750 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,600 Yes? 751 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,980 - Is everything all right, sir? 752 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,930 - If this is about the lining, I can explain. 753 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:17,880 - The lining? 754 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,416 - Warren, was that you being murdered in the garden? 755 00:26:20,422 --> 00:26:22,042 - What's going on in the garden, sir? 756 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,250 - Just a bit of digging. 757 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,380 - At three o'clock in the morning? 758 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,540 - Is it three already? 759 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,100 - Are you there, Warren? 760 00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:27,942 Speak to me. 761 00:26:27,935 --> 00:26:29,335 - [Policeman] What are you digging, sir? 762 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:30,170 - A hole! 763 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:31,013 What the bloody hell do you think I'm digging? 764 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:34,866 - Peggy, if Warren's with you, tell him I love him. 765 00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:35,700 - Do you mind if I just check 766 00:26:35,703 --> 00:26:37,323 that the rest of your family are safe, sir? 767 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,240 - Of course they're safe! 768 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,140 What do you think, I've chopped them up 769 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,640 and buried them in the garden? 770 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,300 - Do you have to take him away? 771 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,980 He's only ever had a couple of parking tickets, 772 00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:56,407 and one of them he got off on appeal. 773 00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:58,023 - It's just standard procedure, 774 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,520 it's a very serious allegation. 775 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,570 - Yeah, I'm ever so sorry about that. 776 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,400 When can I come and pick him up? 777 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:05,043 It's just I promised he'd trim the hedge by Monday. 778 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,030 - We'll let you know in the morning, 779 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,700 but we've also had reports of his car fly-tipping, 780 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,380 so it could take a little longer. 781 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,320 - Warren, can I still get an Xbox? 782 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,560 - Not now, Danny. 783 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,450 - If Warren goes down, 784 00:27:13,448 --> 00:27:15,088 does that mean I get a new driving instructor? 785 00:27:15,087 --> 00:27:15,917 - Hey! 786 00:27:16,775 --> 00:27:18,025 Will you give him breakfast? 787 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:20,130 He likes brown toast with jam. 788 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:21,095 Do you have brown? 789 00:27:21,095 --> 00:27:23,455 I can give you some out of the freezer, if not. 790 00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:25,957 (light music) 791 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:28,676 - [Warren] All right, move it up to second, 792 00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:29,829 don't bloody rag it!