1 00:00:10,628 --> 00:00:15,961 Loki, još jednom, za zločine protiv Asgarda, prognani ste na Zemlju. 2 00:00:16,044 --> 00:00:20,669 Ah. kuda? New York? London? Pariz? 3 00:00:20,753 --> 00:00:22,086 Springfield. 4 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:25,503 Ne! 5 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:28,544 [vrištanje] 6 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:32,253 Au! [stenje] 7 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,628 Vau. Hej, čoveče. Mogu li vam pomoći? 8 00:00:34,711 --> 00:00:38,919 Šta bi ti znao udaljenog, nasilnog oca? 9 00:00:39,003 --> 00:00:43,669 I brat i sestra plave kose ko je uvek savršen? 10 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,128 Oh, imam li porodicu za tebe. 11 00:00:46,211 --> 00:00:48,461 Dakle, dječak kaže da si čarobnjak. 12 00:00:48,544 --> 00:00:50,669 Možete li pretvoriti jedan svinjski kotlet u dva? 13 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,919 Obožavam te, veliki Loki. 14 00:00:55,003 --> 00:00:57,919 Zapovjedi mi, Gospode. Odričem se svih drugih bogova. 15 00:00:58,003 --> 00:01:01,461 Posljednja stvar koju ovaj svijet treba je više svinjskih kotleta. 16 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:02,544 Uhvatite je! 17 00:01:02,628 --> 00:01:04,378 [reži] 18 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:06,544 Ne, Barte! ja sam tvoja sestra-- 19 00:01:08,044 --> 00:01:09,461 [vuk hrče] 20 00:01:11,461 --> 00:01:17,669 [čitanje] 21 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:22,419 Pa, nema šanse da sam dostojan. Samo ću ga vratiti. 22 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:25,836 [gruntanje] 23 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:27,878 Vau! 24 00:01:27,961 --> 00:01:31,628 Zbogom, problemi sa samopoštovanjem! 25 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:32,753 Ha! 26 00:01:32,836 --> 00:01:34,544 Lisa je Thor? 27 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,419 Nije sve što bi trebalo da bude. 28 00:01:36,503 --> 00:01:40,628 I doveo sam Springfildske osvetnike sa mnom. 29 00:01:42,044 --> 00:01:43,044 [podriguje] 30 00:01:46,794 --> 00:01:49,503 Uništio sam pantalone na potpuno nov način. 31 00:01:49,586 --> 00:01:50,878 U redu, nisu od pomoći. 32 00:01:50,961 --> 00:01:53,628 Ali završio si, Loki! 33 00:01:53,711 --> 00:01:56,211 (Bartov glas) Ne, ne! Ti praviš velika greska. Homere, pomozi mi! 34 00:01:56,294 --> 00:01:57,253 [grunta] 35 00:01:57,336 --> 00:01:58,919 Ne! Homere, ja sam stvarno... 36 00:01:59,003 --> 00:02:00,878 Ay, karamba! 37 00:02:02,669 --> 00:02:04,669 [navijanje, zviždanje] 38 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:06,878 [Lokijev glas, smijeh] 39 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,753 [Homer pjevuši] 40 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:14,086 -Vau! - Mnogo te volimo, momče. 41 00:02:15,419 --> 00:02:16,419 Da, oče. 42 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:20,753 Oh, i sutra možeš da okreneš Flandriju u svinjski kotlet? Ja ću uraditi ostalo. 43 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:21,836 Da, oče. 44 00:02:23,336 --> 00:02:25,628 Konačno, funkcionalna porodica. 45 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:45,461 Bože, Moe, ne mogu vjerovati dao si nam piće u kući večeras. 46 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:47,586 To je zato što ja nisam Mo. 47 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:49,878 Ja sam Loki. 48 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,503 I ova piva će vam uništiti živote, 49 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:55,086 rastvori svoje jetre, ispuni te kajanjem. 50 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:57,753 I mada kažu ove boce se mogu reciklirati, 51 00:02:57,836 --> 00:03:00,461 oni samo pune okean! 52 00:03:01,086 --> 00:03:03,211 Tvoja planeta umire! 53 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:05,544 I dalje vrijedi. 54 00:03:27,044 --> 00:03:28,419 Nisi fin! 55 00:03:28,503 --> 00:03:29,836 [grunta] 56 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:34,211 -[Loki stenje] -[Ralph grunting] 57 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:35,294 [smeje se] 58 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:36,919 Privatnost molim. 59 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:39,544 -[brbljanje] -Ššš! 60 00:03:54,503 --> 00:03:55,503 [Loki grca] 61 00:03:55,586 --> 00:03:59,086 Loki, mogao bih dati svoju presudu u dvije riječi ili manje, 62 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:01,044 ali kako bi ti to rekao, 63 00:04:01,128 --> 00:04:03,753 stojiš ovde optužen petljanja u svetu vremensku liniju, 64 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:06,253 filozofski suprotstavljajući se preddeterminizmu, 65 00:04:06,336 --> 00:04:09,003 prelazak u zabranjena područja od Disneyja, 66 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:11,419 zauzimajući dva mesta na parkingu Goofy, 67 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:13,669 popularniji od svih heroja, 68 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:17,003 imati britanski naglasak kada si zapravo bi trebao biti iz Norveške, 69 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:21,086 obećanje da će biti dobro, a zatim razbijanje tvoje obećanje kao zilion puta, 70 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:23,461 tera nas da sednemo brojne scene u sredini kredita, 71 00:04:23,544 --> 00:04:24,961 u nadi da će unaprediti priču! 72 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:28,794 I hoćeš li, molim te, oprati svoju gadnu kosu? 73 00:04:28,878 --> 00:04:30,378 Kriv po optužbi! 74 00:04:30,461 --> 00:04:32,169 Sklanjaj mi se s lica.