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["Carried Away" playing]

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♪ It's like suddenly ♪

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♪ All that's important is in front of me ♪

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♪ I already know what we're gonna be ♪

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♪ You look so good in this light ♪

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♪ I love to love ♪

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♪ I love all the ways
feel so much ♪

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♪ I get carried away ♪

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♪ I love to love ♪

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♪ I love to love ♪

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[phone alarm rings]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[yawns]

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Good morning, guys.
It's me, Padgett Head to Toe here,

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where we talk about makeovers,
self-improvement,

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and how to become
the most spectacular you you can be.

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Now, as I always say
when it comes to makeovers,

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it's your insides that count.

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But your outsides
are the first thing people see.

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I didn't get my full eight last night
because I was up studying,

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and as some of you saw,

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baking some super delicious treats.

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So, this morning's routine is
going to take a little bit extra effort.

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Wow, okay. You guys have
already asked a lot of questions.

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So let's dive right in.

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CandyLaLa09, cute name by the way,

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wants to know how my morning routine
is different after a late night.

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Great question, Candy.

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These Bunny Venom revival eye patches
are always my fav for eye puff.

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I had coffee last night,
which is super dehydrating,

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so I'll work in
some Alo Head-to-Toe Glow Oil

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to get rid of the dryness
and add a whisper of cream blush.

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Okay, ZoeWorld88 says she has a giant zit,

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and they're taking her senior pictures
in two days. Poor thing.

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Rule number one,
never try to pop it with your fingers.

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Apply a warm compress.

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Oh! DIY quick fix,
take some soft toilet paper,

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a little toothpaste,

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dab it on. Dries it right out.

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-[whimsical music stops]
-[gardening equipment whirring outside]

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-Hey, another late night?
-Ah, 7:00 to 7:00.

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-Hmm, how was it?
-Well, let's see.

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We had, hmm, two heart attack victims,

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a toddler with a watch battery
stuck in her nose.

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-Oh my gosh.
-[Mom] Yeah.

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And a gentleman on meth
with a stab wound to the neck.

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Yikes! What a nightmare.

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Yeah, it was pretty awful.
They were just thrashing around,

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cursing at everyone,
spitting on the orderlies.

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-Man, meth really messes you up.
-Oh no, that was the toddler.

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Yeah. The guy on meth
actually seemed really sweet.

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Until he smiled.

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His teeth, ugh… Pretty rough.

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[gasps] Yes!
[singsong] I've been waiting for this!

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Almost $3,000 for, um…

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Tell me what you do again?

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I'm just mostly kidding.

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But I just hope that some of it
goes towards your college fund.

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-Not more of--
-[Padgett] Mom.

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Those shoes cost more than our dishwasher.

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These are Bunny Venom comps. Totally free.

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Which reminds me, do you have any idea
how my bill from the plumber got paid?

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Oh! Yeah, I Venmo'd the repairman.

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-Honey.
-What?

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I saw the bill on the counter.

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I figured, I mean, you work so hard
to keep us in the school district.

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Yes, this amazing school district
full of snotty, entitled trust funders.

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Hey, some of my best friends
are entitled trust funders.

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Exactly. And then you feel
this tremendous pressure to keep up.

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You want me to go to a college
full of entitled trust funders.

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And I'm actually late to meet the ones
who drive me to school every day.

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-Love you. [kiss]
-Mm.

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Bye.

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["Electric" playing]
♪ Oh, I can see it, see it ♪

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♪ If you believe it then you can ♪

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♪ There's no reason
That this life can't be ♪

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♪ Electric ♪

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[car honking]

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[phone keyboard clacking]

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[girl 1] Brake! Ugh.

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-Hi.
-[girl 1] Hey.

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Oh, please tell me those aren't
what I think they are.

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What?

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Croquembouche with white cream filling.
I saw your story.

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From scratch.
And I made them with almond flour

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because Jordan is gluten-free now.

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-Seriously?
-He's shooting his big video today.

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-I wanted to surprise him.
-Oh right. The big follow-up single.

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-What's it called again?
-"Turf War in the 424."

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-[scoffs]
-[girl 2 laughs]

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He's being ironic, I think.

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And it's a lot of pressure
dealing with all this sudden fame.

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Please. The guy's completely gorgeous
with half a million followers.

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-What does he have to be stressed about?
-I don't know.

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-Why don't you ask him when you see him?
-Yes! I'm so down.

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So where's the set? Hollywood?

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-Beverly Hills?
-Canoga Park.

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[both] Ew.

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Isn't that the Valley?

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That's like the valley of the Valley.

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Buckle up, ladies.

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[Jordan] ♪ Jordan V. D. ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ Just another golden day ♪

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[girl singing]
♪ But I'm here and I'm 'boutta get paid ♪

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♪ On the mean streets ♪

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♪ Of Pali
Little freaks in they jeeps ♪

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-[boy] Hey!
-♪ Don't play ♪

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-♪ On the mean streets of Pali ♪
-Brin, I know you can hear me.

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-♪ Gonna surf, ride, yeah, we slay ♪
-[turns on car stereo loudly]

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♪ Nine miles from UCLA ♪

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Nope.

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-Never touch my Bose.
-[turns off car stereo]

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Why do you listen
to that crap all the time?

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Jordan Van Draanen's music is not crap.
You haven't even heard his other songs.

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Okay, what are his other songs?

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He hasn't recorded them yet.

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[laughs]

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You act like you're so above it all,
but I think you're just jealous.

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Of what?

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Jordan's this super popular guy
in your grade, and you're just a…

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A fountain of truth
in a world of bullshit?

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-Yes, you're welcome.
-[Brin] Ugh.

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-Why hate everything remotely popular?
-No, see, I hate things that suck.

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Whether they're popular or not
is outside my control.

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[interrupts] ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen, damnit! ♪

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[man on PA]
Attention Cali High Earthquakes,

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this is Principal Bosch announcing
this year's prom theme, Under the Sea,

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which really doesn't make sense
because technically you'd be in the sea,

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not under it,

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but it's the committee's decision,
and I support them.

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Dude.

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-You cleaned out all the Sun Chips.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. So?

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[shutter clicks]

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-Where'd you get that shirt?
-I found it.

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-In your truck.
-Hmm.

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What? It looks better on me, man.

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Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna start stealing your stuff.

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So, what's on the sched for the weekend?

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Um, I have work Friday, and then we have

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that Jimmy Wang double feature
at the New Beverly, right?

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The same double feature
we saw last weekend?

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No. That was Johnny Wang, all right?

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Jimmy's Taiwanese, Johnny's Chinese.
Totally different.

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Right. Sounds like more sweaty dudes
kicking each other in the nads.

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How about we see my friend Jada's band?
She's opening for Bunker Mose at The Door.

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Isn't she the one who tried
to hit me with her ukulele?

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You called her music twee and derivative.

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Well it is.

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Look, I gave her a compliment
for keeping her songs under two minutes.

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Oh my God. Seriously.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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She acts like she doesn't even know me.

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That's just because
she's tremendously ashamed of you.

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Huh.

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Hi, little sis!

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Did you get your Lunchables?

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Oh, don't forget
to take your laxatives too!

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-The doctor says you need to stay regular!
-[Brin] Shut up!

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[laughing]

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Oh my God.

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You're so evil, you know that?

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Um, did you talk to your parents
about our trip?

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'Cause I was thinking,
what if we start in Portugal

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instead of Spain,

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and then we make our way up
north from there.

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Well, wherever we do end up,

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as long as we get back
by August for my orientation.

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UC Riverside, really?

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What? I think I'd do really well there
without having to work very hard.

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Plus, it's near Legoland.

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I effing love Legoland.

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Isn't UCSD the one near Legoland?

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I think I made a huge mistake.

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This is so cool. I've never been
on the set of a music video before.

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[woman] Try working on one.
We're an hour behind, wardrobe just quit,

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and I am 90% sure I'm getting pink eye.

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-Ew.
-Jordan's trailer's this big one here.

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Make it fast.
We're calling him to set soon.

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Okay, we'll do it live.

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When I cue you,
press this and follow me inside.

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Yep, I know how to work a phone.

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-Thanks.
-And action.

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Okay, guys. We're live here, and surprise!

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We're on the set
of Jordan's brand-new video

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in beautiful Hollywood, California.

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-[coughs] Canoga Park.
-Same thing.

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[giggles] I can't wait to see his face.

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-[knocking]
-Hello?

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-[music playing]
-Wow. He's really blasting that music.

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Is he listening to himself?

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Yeah. So?

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Come on.

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[trailer door opens]

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-[Padgett] Jordan?
-[music playing loudly]

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-Jordan!
-Padgett?

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-[girl] Padgett!
-What are you doing?

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What do you think they're doing?

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-Okay, let's not freak out here. Okay?
-Oh my God. I'm so, so sorry.

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I have no idea how this happened.

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Padgett, I'm such a big fan.

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I'm Aniston, by the way.

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Your name is Aniston?

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It's a family name.

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Well, you've made them very proud.

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-Thank you.
-[Padgett] Ugh!

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-You scumbag!
-Padge.

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I made you croquembouche!

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[Jordan] Okay.

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I even made them with almond flour

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so you wouldn't fart
during your precious video!

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-Check this out.
-[Padgett] I can't believe you!

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Is this why you told me
not to visit the set?

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So you could hook up
with the backup dancer?

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-[Jordan] No!
-[grunting furiously]

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Oh my God! [laughing]

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I think I just saw
Jordan Van Draanen's thing.

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-[Padgett] Aniston is not a first name!
-Not too shabby, JVD.

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[Padgett grunts] I hate you!

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-After everything we've been through?
-[Jordan] Padgett!

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We're over, okay?

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Know what? You don't deserve me, my love,
and you don't deserve my croquembouche.

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-You croquem-douche!
-[girl 2] Padgett!

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What?! [gasps]

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You're still live.

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[exhales heavily]

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[bangs]

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[fading low whir]

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[phone ringing]

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-[Padgett grunts]
-[knocking on door]

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Padgett, you feeling okay?
Missing school today?

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[Padgett groans] Mom, I'm fine.

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I just wanna be alone.

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I went through all the trouble
of putting cereal in a bowl with milk.

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[Padgett] Lucky Charms? Mom--

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I know it's not really
what you eat anymore,

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but it cheered you up when you were eight.

240
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,166
Look, I'm just not hungry, okay?

241
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,208
Suit yourself. [spoon taps]

242
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,291
[crunching]

243
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,458
Hmm! Wow. The marshmallows.

244
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,791
-I forgot about the marshmallows.
-Mom.

245
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,416
Give me a break.
I've been eating Mueslix for ten years.

246
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,041
Look, honey,

247
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:20,375
I do know that breakups are hard,
especially your first.

248
00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,083
It's not just the breakup.

249
00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,291
I was humiliated.

250
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,541
I know that it feels
like the absolute end of the world now,

251
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,708
but I can promise you
with absolute certainty

252
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,041
that it will get better.

253
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:31,958
Well, when?

254
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,166
Three months.

255
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:37,458
Maybe a year. Five tops.

256
00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:40,500
Even if it's just you and me
for the rest of our lives,

257
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,416
what do we do?

258
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,875
We get a couple of twin beds,
fierce matching jumpsuits,

259
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,250
a couple dozen more cats.

260
00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,708
It would be great.

261
00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:48,708
[phone ringing]

262
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:50,958
-Think about it.
-[Padgett sighs]

263
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,458
-Hey.
-There you are. I was so worried.

264
00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:57,541
-We missed you at dance practice.
-Sorry, I saw you called.

265
00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:01,125
-I've kinda just been--
-Avoiding life? Can't say I blame you.

266
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,916
Why did I have to go live?

267
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,541
And why did Alden keep recording?

268
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,500
Because you always go live,
and Alden must have been in shock.

269
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,916
Yeah, well, at least everyone got to see
what an asshole Jordan is.

270
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,708
Yeah, I guess.

271
00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:15,166
You guess?

272
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,625
No! I mean, yes. You're totally right.

273
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,666
-Yes.
-Q, what's going on?

274
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,708
Nothing.

275
00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:24,333
It's just,
I guess you haven't looked online today?

276
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,541
[phone pinging]

277
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,625
[breathing heavily]

278
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,875
[Quinn] Padgett? Hello?
Are you still there?

279
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,791
I think I'm gonna be sick.
How could this happen?

280
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,708
[Quinn] A few people are being
kind of mean.

281
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:41,625
A few?

282
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,625
[phone pinging]

283
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,666
Bubble Girl?

284
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,750
Who's Bubble Girl?

285
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,625
[clears throat] You are?

286
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,041
How am I Bubble--

287
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,166
Oh my God.

288
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,958
Padgett, listen to me, okay?
Everything's going to be just fine.

289
00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,791
How could you say that? I'm a joke.

290
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,500
I'm a punchline with a disgusting
mucus-themed nickname. I'm--

291
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:04,916
[phone vibrates]

292
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,333
-Oh no.
-[Quinn] Who is it?

293
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:09,041
It's Jessica Miles Torres
from Bunny Venom.

294
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,833
Jessica, hi. What's up?

295
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,500
You're going viral in the wrong way.

296
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:19,875
Okay, so you saw the video,
and while it is unfortunate…

297
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:23,250
Unfortunate? My ex-husband's
hiking accident was unfortunate,

298
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,666
and he was mauled by bears.

299
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,458
Oh my God. Is… is he okay?

300
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,000
Better than you.

301
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,416
But, honey, I get it. I can sympathize.

302
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,250
You were betrayed, mistreated, humiliated.

303
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,625
So you do understand?

304
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:38,833
Of course. The difference is
you completely lost it in front of, like…

305
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,083
A lot of people. I know.

306
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:45,583
[Jessica]
According to my assistant, 217,463.

307
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:48,458
Look, we pay you
because you're the makeover girl.

308
00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:50,916
People buy products that you recommend.

309
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,625
And I'm still that girl.

310
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,250
[Jessica] No. You're a meme.

311
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,291
You're Bubble Girl.

312
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,958
And mucus is just not on-brand for us.

313
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,333
But I'm sure
you can get another endorsement.

314
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,583
Maybe with an antihistamine company?

315
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:08,291
So wait, you're pulling my sponsorship?
That's really problematic for my college.

316
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,833
Listen, people want Padgett Head to Toe.

317
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,708
-Not Head to Nose.
-I know I've lost a lot of followers.

318
00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:17,208
But I can get them back.
I just need a chance to redeem myself.

319
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,166
-That's all.
-Sweetie, I am your biggest supporter.

320
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,625
No one has more faith in you than I do.

321
00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:26,458
But until you turn things around,
don't talk to me. Love ya.

322
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:27,875
[phone line disconnects]

323
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,583
[upbeat music playing]

324
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,375
Look, no one feels worse
for Padge than I do.

325
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,916
But you gotta admit,
she kind of brought it on herself.

326
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,666
You're saying she deserved it?

327
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,666
-Jordan humiliated her.
-Okay, I did not say "deserved."

328
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,583
But after years of this 4.0,
hot boyfriend,

329
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,708
Insta-perfect corporate sponsor streak,
something had to give.

330
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,375
-What had to give?
-Uh, Padge, hi.

331
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,291
Hi.

332
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,958
We thought you might
be taking a personal day.

333
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,333
No, I'm fine.

334
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,291
Hey, Bubble Girl.

335
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,708
-You need me to pop that thing for you?
-Back off, sleazeball!

336
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,958
-Wow. Unbelievable.
-[students laugh]

337
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,041
I'm the victim.

338
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,166
How is Jordan not a complete pariah now?

339
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,916
I checked his profile earlier,
and his numbers are actually going up.

340
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,791
Okay, that's ridiculous.

341
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,666
I mean, who the hell does he think he is?

342
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,833
When I first met him,
his real name was Jordan Dickman.

343
00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,625
A hundred-twenty pounds
of bad skin and tragic hair.

344
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,625
-Oh my God, and those clothes.
-[laughs]

345
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,875
The popped collars
and that hideous rope necklace?

346
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:28,916
Remember how he started every conversation
with, "Yo, yo, what's the haps?"

347
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,750
-What's the haps?
-[laughing]

348
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:34,375
God. I know it sounds conceited,
but makeovers are my thing.

349
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,583
-Exactly.
-And I made that guy.

350
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:37,500
Oh, really?

351
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,791
So then why don't you
just make another Jordan?

352
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,916
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
the big night's coming.

353
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,541
Don't forget to vote online
for your prom king and queen,

354
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,291
a tremendous honor
they'll always remember.

355
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,625
Unless they throw up in their date's shoe
in the limo and remember that instead.

356
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,583
Kidding. Just kidding.

357
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:52,541
That's it!

358
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,750
You're gonna create another
internationally renowned egomaniac?

359
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,125
No, but I will create the next prom king.

360
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,500
-Just to piss off Jordan?
-Hm, pissing off Jordan will be a bonus.

361
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,833
This will be me proving that once again,
I can take anything or anyone

362
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,833
and make them popular.
And once we win prom king and queen,

363
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:12,291
I'll get back all my followers
and my sponsorship.

364
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,333
-Wow, you make it sound easy.
-You don't think I can do it?

365
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,916
No. But I do think
it'll be fun watching you try.

366
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,291
A bet?

367
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,916
Not just a bet. The bet.

368
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,791
-You know, the one we always talked about?
-[Quinn] Um, guys?

369
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,583
That sounds a little extreme.

370
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:31,500
-Are you sure that's a good idea?
-Sure. It'll make it more fun when I win.

371
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,541
Okay.

372
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,583
-Okay, I'm in.
-Good. [giggles]

373
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,833
Now I just have to pick the guy.

374
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,833
You? No, no, no. See, that's the fun part.

375
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,041
Just so you don't make it
too easy on yourself,

376
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,208
we'll pick the loser.

377
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,208
-[scoffs]
-Come on.

378
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,875
[dance music plays]
♪ You better shut your mouth ♪

379
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,666
Oh. Perfect.

380
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,875
Lucas Fletcher? He's a criminal.

381
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,958
-He's conning those poor 9th graders.
-[Quinn] Yeah.

382
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291
It's probably just kale chips.
Everybody knows not to trust Lucas.

383
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,083
Intriguing.
He does have a pretty badass car

384
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,666
and a lot of female followers.

385
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,291
I mean, the danger factor
can be attractive.

386
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,708
-[Alden] Yeah.
-[all laugh]

387
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,375
-Next.
-No.

388
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,166
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
today we'll be discovering…

389
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,166
-How about him?
-[Quinn] Sebastian Woo?

390
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,666
Lose the lab coat,
put product in his hair, who knows?

391
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,708
It says here he just sold an app
to a big gaming company.

392
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:23,375
He's gonna be like
shoot-cars-in-space rich.

393
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,208
…using a mixture of both.

394
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,166
Oh, oh, oh!

395
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,208
♪ Stop talking now ♪

396
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,875
♪ You better shut your mouth ♪

397
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:35,833
[shutter clicking]

398
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:38,166
-[music ends]
-Kweller, what the hell are you doing?

399
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,500
Taking pictures of what the wastrels
at this school throw away.

400
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,000
-So, now you're photographing garbage?
-Okay, come on.

401
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,083
Look, I mean,
there's a perfectly untouched orange

402
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:51,041
next to a discarded math textbook.
I mean, it speaks volumes, right?

403
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,083
Does it?

404
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,291
[Quinn] Hey, what about him?

405
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,416
Oh, that's Cameron something.

406
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,125
Kweller, I think?

407
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:03,291
Let's see. Weird.
He's nowhere to be found.

408
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:07,083
Wait, he made one tweet in 2019,
and all it said was, "No."

409
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,958
It's like he doesn't exist.

410
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,208
[Padgett] He kinda just seems
like he hates everybody.

411
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,666
-Except for her.
-Nisha Mandyam.

412
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,000
-I always thought they were dating.
-Doubtful.

413
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,250
Pretty sure she's gay.

414
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,666
[speaking indistinctly]

415
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,916
[laughs]

416
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,416
-Oh! My bad, bro!
-[boy laughs]

417
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,541
Fascists!

418
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,958
He is a total disaster.

419
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,916
Weird, arrogant, antisocial.

420
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:34,208
-[both giggle]
-[sighs] Great.

421
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,083
[Quinn and Alden laugh]

422
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:39,291
Scumbags. That's it.
We should totally get those guys.

423
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,625
-No.
-So sick of them.

424
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,500
-They can't help their reptile brains.
-Are you serious?

425
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,833
Besides, I like to think
of myself more as a pacifist.

426
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,791
I'm sorry. You? A pacifist?

427
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:51,333
Well, I may have occasionally
been a little… provocative.

428
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:52,875
Ya think?

429
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:53,833
[cheering]

430
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,041
Put a shirt on, dude.

431
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
[boys laugh]

432
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,791
I don't want to stare
at your underwear while I eat, dirtbags.

433
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,750
[upbeat music playing]

434
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,416
You posers call this music?

435
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125
-Please.
-Get off my stage.

436
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,000
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

437
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,041
-[Cameron grunts]
-♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

438
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,708
I don't know.
Maybe you could tone it down a bit?

439
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:17,041
Uh, no. They're assholes,
and I remind them that they are.

440
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,833
It's my place in the ecosystem.

441
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,833
[vibrant dance music playing]

442
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,083
Cam, that's Padgett Sawyer.

443
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,083
[Padgett] Hi.

444
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,416
Cameron, right?

445
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,458
-Yeah, can I help you with something?
-I'm Padgett.

446
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:46,500
Um, we were in Señora Parker's
Spanish class together?

447
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,958
-Remember?
-Uh, yeah.

448
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,666
-I guess so.
-[chuckles] Hola.

449
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,916
Hi.

450
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,375
Good times.

451
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,375
Wait, um, where you going?

452
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,125
-I thought you were finished.
-Uh, no. Sorry.

453
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,458
I was just wondering, uh…

454
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,041
you're a photographer, right?

455
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,666
Yeah.

456
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,666
So the Cali High car wash is next week--

457
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,583
-No.
-You didn't let me finish.

458
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,375
I'm sorry. Yes, please finish.

459
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,250
-We need someone to take pictures for--
-No.

460
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,750
-But it's a fundraiser.
-For what?

461
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,125
Is it cancer research or homelessness?

462
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,000
-Actually, the prom.
-Okay. [laughs]

463
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,958
[giggles nervously] Is that funny?

464
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,875
No, it's sad, actually,
but, um, good luck with that.

465
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:32,708
Oh my--

466
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:36,458
I'm so sorry about him.
He's literally like that with everybody.

467
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,583
-How do you know him?
-He's my brother. Just by blood though.

468
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,833
If you don't mind,
I'd rather not publicize it.

469
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,500
Sorry, I don't think I know--

470
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,583
Oh, um, Brin Kweller, sophomore.

471
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,541
I just have to say,
I think you're amazing.

472
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:52,083
I mean, it sucks what happened
to you. Jordan is such a dick.

473
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,958
Unless you're getting back
together with him?

474
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,083
-No. It's fine.
-Because in that case…

475
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,166
He is a dick.

476
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,416
Is your brother one too?

477
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,583
[scoffs] Um, no, not a dick,

478
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:06,791
but he does tend to be a bit misanthropic?

479
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,208
I sensed that.

480
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,458
Uh, so if he doesn't like people,
what does he like?

481
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,166
Oh, huh, let's see.

482
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,916
Photography, allegedly.

483
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,833
Allegedly?

484
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,833
No one ever gets to see
any of his pictures, so…

485
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,583
What about music?

486
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,625
Only weird, old stuff,
no one else listens to,

487
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,625
like the Bad Brains, Bad Religion.

488
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,666
Really just anything
with "bad" in the name.

489
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,708
Wow. Uh, what about movies?

490
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:33,791
Same thing.

491
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,125
Everything's Kurosawa,
kung fu, or Kubrick.

492
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,375
Oh, my. That is a lot of K's.

493
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:44,291
So, um, [clicks lips] why are you suddenly
so interested in my brother?

494
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,708
Don't get me wrong, I love him
and all, but that's just 'cause I have to.

495
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,583
Uh, curiosity, I guess?

496
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,666
Horses.

497
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,833
-I'm sorry?
-He loves horses.

498
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:58,000
He works every day
before school at Will Rogers Park.

499
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,625
So like a cowboy, huh?

500
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,375
No, more like a horse girl.

501
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,458
He kind of cried
when he found out unicorns weren't real.

502
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,916
Cameron. What a weird coincidence.

503
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,250
Uh, well, I'm here every morning, so…

504
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,500
I'm pretty sure
the only weird part is you.

505
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:16,458
Fair enough.

506
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,083
I was hoping to take
a riding lesson this morning.

507
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,833
And I figured
since you and I are friends--

508
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:24,083
-Ah, friends?
-In the sense we go to school together.

509
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,666
Kind of a loose definition.
Don't you think?

510
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,166
Uh, look, I have a lot of work
to get done before school--

511
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,041
So let me help!
Then if there's time afterwards,

512
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,791
we can squeeze in a lesson.

513
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:38,500
-You don't even know what the job is.
-That's okay. I am at your service.

514
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,208
Ugh! There's just so much of it. [gags]

515
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,250
What do horses eat anyway?

516
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:48,000
[Cameron] Well, that one,
Jimbo over there, he likes Chipotle.

517
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,500
Gilly prefers sushi.

518
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,750
Just horse feed. Hay, grass mostly.

519
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:57,083
Well, this one must have eaten
an entire soccer field.

520
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,666
Well, you offered to help.

521
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:02,250
I'm starting to think
you've never shoveled crap before.

522
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,833
Only out of a litter box.

523
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,708
And this dump is bigger than my cat.

524
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:07,833
[chuckles]

525
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,541
So, you really come here
every day before school?

526
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,541
Yep, ever since I was 14.

527
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,750
[shutter clicking]

528
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,500
Wow, you really want to chronicle
your post-poop clean-up look?

529
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,083
I chronicle everything. That's my job.

530
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,083
So, how about that lesson now?

531
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,000
I guess a deal's a deal.

532
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,750
So, do you have
any previous riding experience?

533
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,083
Just one time at a birthday party
when I was five,

534
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,666
but I think it was a baby horse,

535
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,916
or maybe not baby,
but it was small. [chuckles nervously]

536
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,125
Does that count?

537
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:44,166
I believe the word
you're looking for is pony and no.

538
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:48,125
[inhales] Anyway, this is Gilly.
He can be a little temperamental, so I--

539
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,625
-What are you doing?
-I'm letting him smell my hand.

540
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,791
It's like a handshake for horses.
I did my research last night. [chuckles]

541
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,750
-[soft neighing]
-Whoa. Why is he doing that?

542
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,500
Actually means he likes you.

543
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:02,166
Oh, well, I guess he has good instincts.

544
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:03,791
Right.

545
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,291
Let's, um, try mounting up.
So come over here.

546
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:10,041
Put your left foot in the stirrup,
grab the reins with your left hand,

547
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,750
and use your other leg
to haul you up and over.

548
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,041
[Padgett grunts]

549
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,541
-I'm a natural, right?
-Not bad.

550
00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,125
[shutter clicking]

551
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,166
[Cameron] Um, seriously?

552
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,833
-More?
-I'm just capturing the moment. [chuckles]

553
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:27,916
You can't enjoy this without sharing it
with 500 strangers?

554
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,208
Five hundred? Try 887,132.

555
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:33,625
And they're not strangers.
They're followers.

556
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,666
Followers? You mean like a cult?

557
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,333
No, not like a cult.

558
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,250
Just people devoted to me
and totally guided by my advice

559
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,041
as to how to live their lives.

560
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,625
I'm joking. I was just taking a picture.

561
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,166
-You take pictures. What's the difference?
-Too vast to even explain.

562
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,958
Now, come on off the horse.

563
00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:51,458
-That's it? We're done?
-No.

564
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,500
I just want you
to practice getting on and off.

565
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,291
Oh, uh, okay.

566
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,208
Uh…

567
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,666
-Whoa!
-Whoa. Hold on. Hold on.

568
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,500
[Padgett grunts] Oh!

569
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,041
[grunts]

570
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,666
-[Cameron groans]
-Ugh…

571
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,625
-Disgusting!
-[laughs hysterically] Sorry!

572
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:07,583
Sorry for laughing.

573
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,208
It's just I've never seen
such an uncoordinated dismount.

574
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,916
I mean,
aren't you captain of the dance team--

575
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,083
[laughing out loud]

576
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,333
What? It's mostly grass, right?

577
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,875
[laughing out loud]

578
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,625
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
a reminder to buy your prom tickets,

579
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:26,041
where the dance team will be performing
their annual dance presentation.

580
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:29,375
A tradition I still don't understand,
but it's the committee's decision,

581
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:30,583
and I support them.

582
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,166
…instead of starting in Portugal,
we start in Amsterdam.

583
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,916
Uh, Kweller, can we maybe do this later?
I have a French quiz.

584
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
These are the best fares
I've seen in months.

585
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,916
Just, um, give me your phone.

586
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,958
-What's wrong with yours?
-Really?

587
00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,750
Your aversion to technology
is becoming a character flaw.

588
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,666
Hey, guys.

589
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,708
Uh… hey?

590
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,708
I wanted to say thank you
for this morning.

591
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,416
My butt is so sore. I could barely walk.

592
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:56,041
Things got messy.

593
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,041
Uh, context, please?

594
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,333
-I gave her a riding lesson.
-I bet you did.

595
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,083
Horse riding.

596
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,625
-Mm-hmm.
-Part of one, anyway.

597
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:07,375
And as a way of saying thanks,
there is a karaoke party this Saturday

598
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,083
at my friend Quinn's house,
and I was hoping you guys could come.

599
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,958
-Uh, yeah. Um, I don't… I don't--
-We'll be there.

600
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:18,291
Perfect. So Cameron,
should I like, SMS you the address?

601
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,291
Kweller's phone is
an antiquated piece of crap.

602
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,791
-Why don't you send it to me?
-Awesome. Okay.

603
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:25,458
-Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-[Nisha] Totally.

604
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,458
What the hell?

605
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,875
You've been talking about wanting
to go on all these exotic adventures.

606
00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:34,666
Why don't you just think of this
as an adventure close to home.

607
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,333
[exhilarating music playing]

608
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,250
[speaking indistinctly]

609
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041
[boy] That was fun. [laughs]

610
00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:48,291
[Quinn and Alden singing]
♪ You need to give it up ♪

611
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,000
♪ Had about enough ♪

612
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,000
♪ It's not hard to see the boy… ♪

613
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:57,000
Oh, wow. It's a pool party.

614
00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,208
-Why didn't you tell me?
-'Cause nobody told me.

615
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,708
What are we even doing here?

616
00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,875
-You know. Come on.
-Wh-- wh-- wh-- Whoa!

617
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:08,458
Eating free Pizza Hut is what we're doing.

618
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,791
Besides, when do you get
to make fun of these guys

619
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,875
in their own natural habitat? [chuckles]

620
00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,958
-That's true.
-I mean, exhibit A.

621
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,750
Now that is rough. [chuckles]

622
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,833
[singing out of tune]
♪ I know that you may be ♪

623
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,916
♪ Just a bit jealous of me ♪

624
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,250
Yeah, it sounds like they're constipated,

625
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,375
but for some reason,
they're happy about it.

626
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,708
-[Padgett] Great! You guys came.
-Yes, we did.

627
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:31,583
Yeah. This is cool. You do this often?

628
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:34,541
It's kind of a pre-prom thing,
so we can work on our tans.

629
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:38,125
But I'm going to college in New York,
so won't be doing this next year.

630
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,583
-Where you guys going?
-Uh, yeah.

631
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,875
I'm kind of opting out
of that whole thing.

632
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,250
Oh, like a gap year?

633
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:47,125
Yes, exactly like a gap year,
followed by another gap year,

634
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,208
and then a gap life.

635
00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,333
-Kweller doesn't believe in college.
-Really?

636
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:54,166
Well, I believe it exists. I just think
it's a huge waste of time and money.

637
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:58,458
So, any idea what you're gonna sing?
Everybody's got their go-to karaoke song.

638
00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,541
-Right?
-No.

639
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:00,500
[chuckles]

640
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,541
Lemme guess. You're gonna opt out
of the whole singing thing too?

641
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,791
[chuckles]

642
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,208
♪ The boy is mine ♪

643
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,541
[crowd claps hesitantly]

644
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,875
Wow! Thank you, ladies.

645
00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:15,791
I can't tell you how much
I enjoyed that performance.

646
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,083
Nobody can.

647
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,208
-[scoffs]
-[DJ] All right, who's up next?

648
00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:21,000
Padge Sawyer!

649
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:23,250
-Guess it's my turn. Wish me luck.
-[crowd cheers]

650
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,708
[DJ] All right,
nowhere to go but up from there.

651
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:28,041
-We gotta see this.
-["Teenage Dream" playing]

652
00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,750
-♪ We can dance ♪
-[crowd claps, cheers]

653
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,500
♪ Until we die ♪

654
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,875
♪ You and I ♪

655
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,041
♪ We'll be young forever ♪

656
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,291
♪ You make me ♪

657
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,083
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪

658
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:43,416
♪ Teenage dream ♪

659
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,041
♪ The way you turn me on… ♪

660
00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:48,125
Wow. I don't even know why
she bothers with college.

661
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,875
She might as well just get
her residency in Vegas, am I right?

662
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,833
♪ Don't ever look back ♪

663
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,458
♪ My heart stops ♪

664
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,291
♪ When you look at me… ♪

665
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,458
Oh my God.

666
00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:00,375
What?

667
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:01,750
You're enjoying this?

668
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,958
You're enjoying her.

669
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,333
What? No, I'm not.

670
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:06,583
No, I'm not. I'm--

671
00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:09,375
-[girl] Oh my gosh, that's Jordan.
-Are you serious?

672
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,458
What? I invited him.
I didn't think he'd show up with her.

673
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,583
[Jordan] Hey!

674
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:17,625
♪ Got a motel
And built a fort out of sheets ♪

675
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,708
-♪ I finally found you ♪
-[girl] Who's that girl?

676
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,833
[singing out of tune]
♪ Missing puzzle piece ♪

677
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:23,750
♪ I'm complete… ♪

678
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,375
[Cameron] What's going on?

679
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:29,166
Jordan's her ex. He totally humiliated her
in front of a zillion people.

680
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,166
♪ Just, uh… ♪

681
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,333
Oh my gosh. She's dying up there.

682
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:35,666
Wait. Kweller.

683
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:40,083
I really don't think you should go!
Kweller, this is a truly awful idea!

684
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,250
♪ You make me ♪

685
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,333
♪ Feel like I'm living a ♪

686
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:46,166
♪ Teenage dream ♪

687
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,125
All right, Kweller.

688
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,666
-[crowd cheers]
-♪ I can't sleep ♪

689
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:53,500
♪ Let's runaway
And don't ever look back ♪

690
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,166
♪ Don't ever look… ♪

691
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,000
-That's the bet guy?
-Yeah.

692
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,458
Who is this dude?

693
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,291
♪ When you look at me ♪

694
00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:02,125
♪ Just one touch ♪

695
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:06,541
♪ Now, baby
I believe this is real ♪

696
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,375
♪ So take a chance and don't… ♪

697
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,333
They're actually kinda good.

698
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,750
♪ Don't ever look
I'mma get your heart racing ♪

699
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,041
♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪

700
00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:19,083
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪

701
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,041
[crowd claps, cheers loudly]

702
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:27,916
They got all that on camera.

703
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,708
-That was actually amazing.
-Yeah. I know, right?

704
00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:33,916
Thanks for having my ass.
I mean, saving my back.

705
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Having my back.

706
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,625
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la… ♪

707
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,791
And I'm pretty sure
that is my cue to call for a car.

708
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:45,041
No, um, uh, don't do that.
We'll give you a ride.

709
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,458
-We will?
-Yeah. It's no problem at all.

710
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,333
-Can I get some KFC to go?
-Yeah, sure.

711
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:51,958
Awesome.

712
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,375
-Bye.
-♪ …of Pali ♪

713
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,000
♪ Little freaks in they jeeps don't play ♪

714
00:29:56,083 --> 00:30:00,416
You know, you should really rethink
that whole no-singing policy.

715
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,291
You have a really great voice.

716
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,583
Cameron was in the Glee Club. What?

717
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:08,166
-I didn't know it was a secret.
-Glee Club? At Cali?

718
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,125
-No, no.
-I didn't think Cali had--

719
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,458
It was at my old school back in Wyoming.

720
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,250
It was either play football
or cow tipping.

721
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,750
-Or Glee Club. Yeah.
-Or Glee Club? [chuckles]

722
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,625
I get it. Oh, this is me.

723
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:20,833
[soft music playing]

724
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,500
[Nisha] This is you? My cousin lives here.

725
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:28,583
-Her name's Kaia Mehan. She's a junior--
-We're new here.

726
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,958
So we haven't really met anyone yet,
but, um, thanks for the ride.

727
00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:34,166
And thanks for coming today.

728
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:38,208
I hope it wasn't too, you know, weird.

729
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,250
That's okay. Weird's totally our thing.

730
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,791
-[chuckles] Okay, then. See you later.
-See ya.

731
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,583
-Hey, Padge.
-Yeah?

732
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:47,083
I gotta say,
even though you're incredibly hot,

733
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,958
you're not the complete monster
that I thought you'd be.

734
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,375
Uh, thanks?

735
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,875
But Cameron is like a brother to me.

736
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:57,750
So, I have to say,
if you do anything to hurt him,

737
00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,750
I'll put a croquembouche
in your croquem-face. You feel me?

738
00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:02,291
Uh, okay.

739
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,375
Don't forget.

740
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:07,041
I really like her.

741
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,833
[Brin] Oh, look who's up.

742
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,833
How was your Saturday?

743
00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:13,500
Uh, it was okay. Why?

744
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,208
Do anything interesting?

745
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:17,958
Not really.

746
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:23,125
Well, more than 2.6 million
TikTok viewers beg to differ!

747
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,041
-[coughs] Ugh!
-Are you kidding me?

748
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:29,666
Why didn't you tell me
you had a date with Padgett Sawyer?

749
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:33,333
Trust me. It wasn't a date.
The whole thing was a freakish aberration.

750
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:37,500
Okay, a person who is way out
of your league is spending time with you.

751
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,333
-Take the win and claim it as a date.
-[phone vibrates]

752
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:44,708
And speak of the devil herself. [gasps]

753
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,166
-Padgett, hey.
-[Padgett] Brin.

754
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,750
Hi. Uh, sorry to bother you,
but I think I left something

755
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:51,833
in your brother's truck yesterday,
and I don't have his number.

756
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,291
Oh, yeah, no problem.

757
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,458
Yo, we were just talking about you.

758
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:58,083
He's standing right in front of me.
Do you wanna talk to him?

759
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,000
[Padgett] I was hoping
I could swing by now.

760
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,291
Uh, yeah, sure. When do you wanna come?

761
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:03,666
[doorbell rings]

762
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,333
Oh, like now, now.

763
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,125
Okay. Yeah, hold on.

764
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,958
You might wanna change.

765
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,708
-[phone rings]
-[gasps softly]

766
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,166
-Jessica. Hi.
-[Jessica] Hey, Padgett.

767
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,375
Saw the duet. 2.6 million views!

768
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:21,125
Who's the new guy?
A little scruffy but cute.

769
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,166
Well, just wait until I'm done
with his makeover.

770
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,416
Ooh, go on.

771
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,250
I'm gonna make him more popular
than Jordan Van Draanen.

772
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:31,208
[Jessica] Really? Well, if you do that,
then we're back in business.

773
00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,333
I'll believe it when I see it. Love ya.

774
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:34,958
-[line disconnects]
-Love ya!

775
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:40,250
Thanks again. These things
are always slipping out of my bag.

776
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,666
Yeah, it's no problem.

777
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,916
Since I'm already here,
I was wondering if--

778
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,875
-What's all this stuff?
-Uh, it's from Dad. Just got here.

779
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,500
Uh, great.

780
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:51,458
-Gifts? What's the occasion?
-Nothing. It's stupid.

781
00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:55,500
Our dad lives in Sweden, and once a year,
he sends us these all-in-one presents.

782
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:59,041
Kind of like Christmas and Hanukkah
and our birthdays all smushed together.

783
00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,291
[Cameron] Seriously?

784
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,375
A doorstop?

785
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:06,833
Hmm, coloring books, Legos,
and Swedish Helga Barbie.

786
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,958
Quite a haul if you're eight.

787
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,041
-At least he's trying.
-I disagree.

788
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,666
Well, it's the thought that counts, right?

789
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:18,083
-Not that it's my business.
-Um, did you need something else?

790
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:21,291
Actually, yeah. I was hoping
you could give me another riding lesson.

791
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,250
-When?
-Now?

792
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:24,416
Now?

793
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,708
Um, yeah. You're in luck.
I was on my way to the--

794
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:31,208
Hey, I thought you were gonna watch
the Blue Bloods marathon with me.

795
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:34,625
-Sorry, Grandma. Um, I--
-That's okay. I'll get started without ya.

796
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:38,125
-[indistinct chatter on TV]
-Tommy Selleck waits for no one.

797
00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,208
[Grandma growls]

798
00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:40,500
We better go. [chuckles]

799
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,750
Bye, guys.

800
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,125
-[horse snorts]
-I'm getting the hang of this, huh?

801
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,083
[both chuckle]

802
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,125
[Cameron] Just takes
time and practice, that's all.

803
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,125
Everyone's always in a hurry.

804
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,625
-Oh, and you aren't?
-What's that supposed to mean?

805
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:58,000
I don't know. It seems like you can't wait
to be done with high school.

806
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,166
Yeah, that's true. [chuckles]

807
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:04,416
I used to be like that too,
but now that I lost my sponsorship,

808
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,625
I, um, don't even know
if I'll be able to pay for college.

809
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,083
Man, that sucks.

810
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:12,000
I'm sorry, but it won't take much money
for me to bum around.

811
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:16,000
See as much of the world as I can.
Take as many pictures as I can.

812
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:18,125
That actually sounds amazing.

813
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,041
I would love to travel someday.

814
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,875
I always wanted to see Paris.

815
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,125
You mean, you wanna
take pictures of yourself in Paris

816
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,958
so your followers know you went there?

817
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,333
Should I just do what you do
and take rolls and rolls of pictures

818
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:30,416
and never show anyone?

819
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,083
-Wait.
-[horse snorting]

820
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,833
-How do you know--
-Brin told me.

821
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,666
You know, no one would have
ever heard of Diane Arbus or Ansel Adams

822
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,541
if they hid in their dark room all day.

823
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:40,791
-Huh.
-[horse snorts]

824
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:41,791
[giggles] What?

825
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,541
I can't believe
you actually know those names.

826
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,833
So, how about it?

827
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:48,750
-How about what?
-Your pictures.

828
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:52,333
-When do I get to see them?
-Uh, I'm thinking never.

829
00:34:52,416 --> 00:34:56,000
Oh, come on. You show me yours,
and I'll show you mine.

830
00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:57,583
Oh, everyone has seen yours.

831
00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:58,625
[chuckles]

832
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,666
Sorry, that came out way dirtier
than I intended it to.

833
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,958
[laughing]

834
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,083
Uh, I'm just really private, that's all.

835
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,791
But, um…
if you really wanna see what I do…

836
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,708
Yes.

837
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,208
Okay.

838
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,750
So you've really never been
to Union Station?

839
00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,541
Honestly, I didn't even know
this was here.

840
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,750
Is that terrible?

841
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:20,416
Uh, yeah, kind of. [laughs]

842
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,541
It's like a classic,
old-timey train station.

843
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,458
Well, it's actually
a working train station

844
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,083
where people take trains.

845
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,541
-[chuckles softly]
-[laughs]

846
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,291
[shutter clicks]

847
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,958
Then again, you don't strike me
as the public-transportation type.

848
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,416
I carpool to school.

849
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,000
In your friend's Lexus.

850
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,166
Hey, Mr. Cahill.

851
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,333
-Hey, Cam.
-This place is amazing.

852
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:46,666
I guess I never come downtown
because it's always so crowded.

853
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,125
With street photography, crowds are
the point. Makes it easier to blend in.

854
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,375
People don't mind you
just taking their picture?

855
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:53,791
Uh, well, it depends.

856
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,875
Sometimes I ask permission,
sometimes I don't.

857
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:59,666
But after a while, you kind of develop
a sense of when it's okay to shoot.

858
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,875
[shutter clicking]

859
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,375
[speaking Japanese]

860
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:05,916
-And when to run.
-[chuckles]

861
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,666
-Thanks, Gene. Here you go.
-Mm.

862
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,750
Gene's Nutella lattes are insane.

863
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:17,166
-Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
-[Padgett] Mm.

864
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,541
Wait, are you actually smiling?

865
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,208
What?

866
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,708
I don't know.
I've just never seen you like this.

867
00:36:23,791 --> 00:36:24,916
What do you mean?

868
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:31,208
Well, at school,
you're this really reserved person,

869
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:34,958
but at the stables
or here with your camera…

870
00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:37,083
Oh, maybe it's because

871
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:39,666
no one in those places
ever keyed the word "loser"

872
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,833
into my truck door
or put a fetal pig in my backpack.

873
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,333
Ouch.

874
00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:45,500
Yeah.

875
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:46,875
It doesn't matter.

876
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:50,458
High school's a bunch of scared people
pretending to be something they're not.

877
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,166
[chuckles] But this place?

878
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,625
This place is real.

879
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:56,708
Just like horses.

880
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:59,625
Best bullshit detectors
in the entire animal kingdom.

881
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,208
So what about Gilly?

882
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,416
-Does he think I'm full of crap?
-You think I'd be here with you if he did?

883
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:10,208
Sorry things are so bad for you at school.

884
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,916
Guess I'd be in a hurry to graduate too.

885
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah, I'm only doing it
so my grandmother doesn't freak out.

886
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,458
Yeah, why do you and Brin live with her?

887
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,041
Sorry, if that's…

888
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,583
No, no, no. No, it's okay.

889
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,583
Well, you know our father lives in Sweden.

890
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,208
-His choice.
-[Padgett] Mm-hmm.

891
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,333
And after our mom died and…

892
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:31,250
Oh, I am so sorry.

893
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,166
[Cameron] Yeah, it's four years ago.
Plane crash.

894
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:38,416
She was dating this guy named Marcus,
who flew a turboprop.

895
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:43,208
And one Saturday morning,
they were on their way back from Laramie,

896
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,250
and, um…

897
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,250
You must miss her a lot.

898
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:50,875
Yeah, Mom was awesome.

899
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:55,958
In fact, she is the one
who gave me this camera.

900
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,041
So that's why you love it so much.

901
00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,541
Yeah. So what about your family?

902
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,791
Well, my parents are divorced.

903
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,208
-[chuckles]
-Okay.

904
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:08,416
Um, my dad lives in Florida
with his new family.

905
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,500
And I'm here with my mom.

906
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:14,125
-Okay, what does she do?
-She's a nurse.

907
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,125
Hmm.

908
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,958
[Padgett]
I've never told anyone that before.

909
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:20,958
She works her ass off
to give me every opportunity in the world.

910
00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:25,208
And sometimes I'm scared
I won't be able to make it up to her.

911
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:28,333
-[shutter clicks]
-Hey, did I say you could do that?

912
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,333
No. That's the whole idea
of a candid shot.

913
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:34,166
If you know I'm going to take a photo,
then you gotta fix your hair,

914
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,041
and you do that whole duck-face thing.

915
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,416
-Yes. That's exactly it.
-[phone pings]

916
00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,833
-[phone keyboard clacking]
-[phone pings]

917
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:47,333
[Cameron] Is… that an emergency?

918
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,208
Uh… sorry.

919
00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:50,916
Uh, depends.

920
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,666
-Are you free next weekend?
-Why?

921
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:56,125
It's my friend Alden's birthday,
and she's having a theme party.

922
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:57,708
Okay, what's the theme?

923
00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:00,208
It's Drop it like F. Scott.
It's a Great Gatsby thing.

924
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,208
Yeah, she does realize
those parties in the book

925
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,416
represent the shallowness
of the ruling class, right?

926
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,791
Sadly, that is the appeal.

927
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,791
-Okay.
-[Padgett] So what do you think?

928
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,833
-You down to get bougie together?
-[Cameron] Yeah.

929
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,375
Can I bring some people?

930
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,541
Sure. Yeah.
Bring whoever you want. [chuckles]

931
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:14,916
[Brin] Oh my God! Oh my God!

932
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,958
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I have the best brother ever.

933
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,833
He has his moments.

934
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,875
Okay. It's a roaring '20s theme,

935
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,041
so there's a million ways
we can go with this.

936
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:27,041
Yeah, but we're
only gonna try like, three, right?

937
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,541
[Nisha] Don't listen to him.

938
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,250
He's been wearing
the same three plaids since 2017?

939
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,750
At least I alternate.

940
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:33,875
I get it.

941
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:36,625
You found a look that works,
but like I tell my followers,

942
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,208
sometimes bold can be your bestie.

943
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:43,750
You actually say that?
Out loud? To people?

944
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:44,750
Come on.

945
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,541
Ugh.

946
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,666
["For a Minute" playing]

947
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,791
♪ All your friends already gone
You just looking for someone ♪

948
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:56,791
♪ And nobody looking back
Baby, I could be your one ♪

949
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,500
♪ I could be your one
Just for a night ♪

950
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,958
♪ Maybe a week
But I don't wanna stay too long ♪

951
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:03,166
♪ 'Cause then you'll see
All my weaknesses ♪

952
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,541
♪ I keep distance
To everyone I see ♪

953
00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:08,791
♪ Is it me or you
But something making me feel brand new ♪

954
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,833
♪ Oh-oh-oh
Feeling brand new ♪

955
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,791
♪ Oh-oh-oh
Feeling brand new ♪

956
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,000
♪ You want my love
I want your heart ♪

957
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:21,125
♪ Just for a minute
Come by and let me finish on ♪

958
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,000
♪ You want my love
I want your heart ♪

959
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:27,375
♪ Just for a minute
Come by and let me finish on you ♪

960
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,750
[Padgett] Okay, now don't tell me
that wasn't fun.

961
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:31,791
It wasn't.

962
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:33,791
Okay, fine, it wasn't terrible.

963
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,291
But it's somewhere between
getting my wisdom teeth out

964
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:38,125
and that Harry Styles show last year.

965
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:41,958
-Wait, you saw Harry Styles?
-He took me for my birthday.

966
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:43,875
Aw, that's so sweet.

967
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,333
[Cameron] Okay. The point is,

968
00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:47,750
we got our clothes,
and we're done now, right?

969
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,583
Um…

970
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,333
Oh God, what now?

971
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,708
You're absolutely sure this is necessary?

972
00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:56,375
Well, we want to complete the look, right?

973
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,125
-[snickers] Oh, definitely.
-Out. Now.

974
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:01,041
-Fine.
-[Padgett] Okay.

975
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,583
The most important thing
for you to do now is trust me.

976
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,875
You've done this before?

977
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,500
Literally thousands of times.

978
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,333
Really? You shaved a guy's face?

979
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,375
-[buzzing]
-Sorry, can't hear you.

980
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:14,041
["The Flower Duet" playing]

981
00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,208
I can't believe you got him to do this.
He must really like you.

982
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:39,166
Uh, no, no. I'm just really persuasive.

983
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:42,375
-How's it going in there?
-[Cameron] It's kind of hard to say.

984
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,333
Oh, come on. Just come out.

985
00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:45,291
[Cameron] Okay.

986
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,750
["Carried Away" playing]

987
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,208
♪ I love to love ♪

988
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,500
♪ I love to love, I love all the ways ♪

989
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,833
♪ I feel so much, I get carried away ♪

990
00:41:56,916 --> 00:42:00,250
♪ I love to love, I just wanna stay ♪

991
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,000
♪ And get carried away ♪

992
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,208
Wow, you are good.

993
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,750
How do you feel?

994
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,875
Like I just lost Dancing with the Stars.

995
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:10,750
Well, if I didn't know any better,

996
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,666
and you weren't my brother,

997
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,166
I'd say you look pretty hot.

998
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,583
Right, Padgett?

999
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,125
Uh… yeah.

1000
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,416
Sure. [exhales]

1001
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,208
["The Charleston" playing]

1002
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
[Nisha] Very subtle.

1003
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Wow.

1004
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,708
Your camera? Really?

1005
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,250
This is the only time
I'm gonna be doing something like this.

1006
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,375
-Might as well document it.
-Hey, everybody. Padgett Head to Toe here.

1007
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,375
Outside of Alden Pierce's
18th birthday party.

1008
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:45,083
If you can't already tell,
the theme is Drop It Like F. Scott.

1009
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,375
I'm here with my amazing new friends.

1010
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,291
Cameron.

1011
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,833
-Brin.
-Hi, guys.

1012
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,000
And Nisha.

1013
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,750
This is insane.

1014
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,791
You're hot now. Get used to it.

1015
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,666
Uh, no, I was talking about the party.

1016
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750
[speaking indistinctly]

1017
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,125
This one's teeny compared to her sweet 16.

1018
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,416
We went to the beach.

1019
00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,750
In Turks and Caicos.

1020
00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:34,125
Can you believe this?

1021
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,333
-[Alden] Padge!
-Hey! Mwah, mwah.

1022
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,583
Hi. I'm Alden.

1023
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,041
Birthday girl.

1024
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,250
Yeah, we've met.

1025
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:43,208
Oh.

1026
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:44,750
Oh!

1027
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:48,333
I'm sorry, I gotta ask.
What are you drinking?

1028
00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,833
Oh, it's my signature bday mocktail.

1029
00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:54,791
It's got cranberry juice,
fresh raspberries, cherry Pop Rocks.

1030
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:59,416
Hi, I just wanted to say happy birthday
and thank you so much for inviting me.

1031
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,166
[scoffs] I'm sorry. Who are you?

1032
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,166
-Uh, Brin Kweller.

1033
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,125
-I thought I was in--
-Hey, uh…

1034
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:07,916
We're gonna go get some drinks,
and we'll see you guys in a bit.

1035
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,625
Bye.

1036
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:13,583
Padge, I don't know what you did
to that Cameron guy, but damn!

1037
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:15,000
What you did?

1038
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,000
Oh, she means his costume.

1039
00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:19,791
And Cameron did that himself.

1040
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,125
Wow, you might
just win this bet after all.

1041
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,875
Yeah, if you don't blow it for me first.

1042
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,625
-Guess we'll see who's gonna be a loser.
-We'll see.

1043
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,041
So, Aniston just bailed on you, bro?

1044
00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:31,666
Yeah, bro.

1045
00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:35,916
I was on my way to pick her up,
and she texted me and said it's over.

1046
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,208
Said she's going to Brent Rivera's
birthday party with that other dude.

1047
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:40,833
That sucks, bro.

1048
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:43,625
That Aniston chick was hot.
If I were you, I'd be crying too.

1049
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:47,166
That's okay. [sighs]
My fans love my vulnerability.

1050
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,250
-Wait, you guys aren't recording?
-Oh!

1051
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,958
-Shoot, my bad.
-Oh my God.

1052
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,083
Guys! All right, come on.
I need another take.

1053
00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:57,333
[exhales] Okay. You got this.

1054
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:03,458
[sighs] Damn, I lost it.
Always be recording.

1055
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,291
-My bad. That was my fault.
-All right?

1056
00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:08,458
I still can't believe she'd ditch me
for some rando loser

1057
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,833
who's only got 318,000 followers.

1058
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,583
Well, he does play for the Clippers.

1059
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,583
Yeah, that's pretty dope.

1060
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:18,125
[laughing]

1061
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,916
[upbeat music playing]

1062
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,083
[shutter clicking]

1063
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:28,583
[shutter clicking]

1064
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:32,791
[Padgett] Don't tell me
you're actually having fun.

1065
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,458
Why would you say that?

1066
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:36,333
This party is ridiculous.

1067
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:39,666
[singing] You're having fun.
You're having fun.

1068
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,083
[Cameron] Maybe a little.

1069
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,166
[Nisha] Hey.

1070
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,458
Nice costume.

1071
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,541
[scoffs] Didn't think I'd see
another Jordan Baker.

1072
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:49,791
Daisy is so overrated. [laughs]

1073
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:50,875
Totally.

1074
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:55,375
Wow. I look like
the before picture for you.

1075
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:56,875
Stop. You look great.

1076
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,875
You were at my karaoke party.

1077
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:03,041
Right. I was the one
who didn't bring their swimsuit.

1078
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,708
-Yeah. I'm sorry it turned weird.
-It's okay. Weird's totally my thing.

1079
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:08,250
[chuckling]

1080
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,875
Oh my God. [gags]

1081
00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:12,166
-They put them in the ice too?
-[laughs]

1082
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:15,458
Come on. I know where Alden keeps
her non-Pop-Rock-aholic drinks.

1083
00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:16,916
-Thank you.
-Let's go.

1084
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,333
Hey, you.

1085
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,875
Whoa, whoa.
You're not even gonna say, "Hey"?

1086
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:23,833
Blow me.

1087
00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,500
You're Aniston's problem now.

1088
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,625
You're still mad about that?
That was like, two weeks ago.

1089
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,500
-Hey.
-Dude! What the hell?

1090
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,291
I'm sorry.
I had something else to tell you.

1091
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,750
-What?
-[Jordan] I don't know.

1092
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,458
That… I'm sorry.

1093
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:39,083
And that she was right.

1094
00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:40,666
-Who?
-[Jordan] Aniston.

1095
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,541
She said that I wasn't over you,

1096
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,875
and… that's the truth.

1097
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,250
We belong together, Padge.

1098
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,833
Now, come on. These nominations
are on Monday, all right?

1099
00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:56,041
If we win prom king and queen,
our followers would go crazy.

1100
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:57,083
I don't care!

1101
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:01,791
Oh, and by the way,
there are no mean streets of Pali.

1102
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,250
You live on the same block
as Gwyneth Paltrow.

1103
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:09,666
Oh man! You spilled my watermelon.
It was the last one.

1104
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,208
Now, all they have is mango.

1105
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:14,041
I hate mango. It's a terrible flavor.

1106
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:15,583
Hey.

1107
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,833
Is everything okay?

1108
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:22,500
Yeah. Yeah, I just, uh, spilled my drink.

1109
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:26,041
But I was thinking about going
to get another one, though.

1110
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:29,708
Any chance you want to come with me?

1111
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:31,916
[giggles] Sure.

1112
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,708
Let's go.

1113
00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,708
[speaking indistinctly]

1114
00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,541
[shutter clicks]

1115
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:41,291
Okay, enough pictures for you.
No one's going to see them anyways.

1116
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,041
I have a better idea. Come on.

1117
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,250
Oh, photo booth? Seriously?

1118
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,833
-Come on. I want to see your duck face.
-Ugh.

1119
00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:48,916
[sighs]

1120
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,666
Now show me what you got.

1121
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:51,666
[shutter clicking]

1122
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:53,708
[shutter clicking]

1123
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,333
You're not supposed to look at me.

1124
00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:56,875
-You're supposed to pose.
-Sorry.

1125
00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:01,125
I guess I'm just mesmerized
by watching you disfigure yourself.

1126
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,708
So you're repulsed?

1127
00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:06,000
Totally, but it must be so hard
to make yourself look terrible

1128
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:08,166
when you're naturally so, you know…

1129
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,083
What?

1130
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,625
Beautiful.

1131
00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:17,708
[party DJ] All right, everyone,
let's gather by the big cake

1132
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,833
to sing Alden "Happy Birthday."

1133
00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:23,208
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1134
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,125
Stop it.

1135
00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:26,500
-♪ Happy birthday ♪
-[Jordan] Ow!

1136
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:28,541
-♪ To you ♪
- [Brin] Get away from me, asshole!

1137
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,833
-♪ Happy birthday… ♪
-Hey, Brin, what's going on?

1138
00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:32,833
Why are you making a big deal out of this?

1139
00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:34,791
-It was nothing.
-You call that nothing?

1140
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,208
-What happened? What did he do?
-She's so overreacting.

1141
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,500
-You, shut up.
-He asked me if I wanted a drink.

1142
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,750
So I said, "Okay."

1143
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,583
And then we went into this big room
with a pool table.

1144
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:46,333
-And we were just kissing.
-See? No big deal.

1145
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:49,791
But then he started going for more,
so I bonked him with a pool ball.

1146
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,291
-Which hurt, by the way.
-Freaking piece of shit.

1147
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:55,750
-Don't tell me she's your girlfriend?
-No, she's my little sister, you idiot.

1148
00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:57,625
And if you ever touch her again--

1149
00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,583
What, you wanna go? You wanna go, man?

1150
00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:03,375
-Let's go. Let's get it.
-Why'd you just take off your shirt?

1151
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,791
I don't know. That's for me to know
and for you to find out.

1152
00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:10,333
-What?
-No, Cameron, come on.

1153
00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:12,000
[Padgett] He is not worth it.

1154
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,000
No, not this time.

1155
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,125
-[Padgett] Cameron, please.
-[boy 1] Move back. Make some room.

1156
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,666
[boy 2] You got it! You got it!

1157
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,500
If you ever go near my sister again--

1158
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,625
-What?
-[all] Ooh!

1159
00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:25,750
[Jordan's friend] Haha. Okay, okay.

1160
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,000
-[grunts]
-[crowd gasps]

1161
00:49:27,666 --> 00:49:29,625
-[grunts]
-[crowd] Oh!

1162
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,375
-[grunts]
-[crowd] Oh!

1163
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,375
-[grunts]
-[thuds]

1164
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,000
-Yes!
-Oh!

1165
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,791
Classic Johnny Wang move.

1166
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,083
What the hell was that?

1167
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,125
I'm sure that was me kicking your ass.

1168
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:42,208
[crowd laughing, cheering]

1169
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,458
[speaking indistinctly]

1170
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:46,958
[grunts]

1171
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:47,958
[crowd gasps]

1172
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,458
[Jordan grunts]

1173
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:50,833
[oohing, cheering]

1174
00:49:50,916 --> 00:49:51,833
Cameron, enough!

1175
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:54,583
-Back in there, bro.
-Well, check out Captain Badass.

1176
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,625
I dare you to try that again.

1177
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,583
-[grunts]
-[crowd gasps]

1178
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,416
[groans]

1179
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,166
Ah!

1180
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,208
[crowd cheers]

1181
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,000
Yes! [cheers]

1182
00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:10,375
I wasn't ready for that!

1183
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,375
-I need another take. Stop cheering!
-Are you okay?

1184
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,750
Cameron, that was amazing.

1185
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,708
-Let's go get the truck.
-[Brin] Okay.

1186
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:19,250
-Okay?
-Wait, you're not leaving, are you?

1187
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,375
Yeah, I think you should,
but don't forget your camera.

1188
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:23,958
No, no, no, no!

1189
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:25,833
[crowd] Oh!

1190
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:28,416
-Happy--
-Not now, Mom and Dad!

1191
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583
[Padgett] Cameron, are you okay?
Let me help.

1192
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:34,750
Cameron.

1193
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,166
Cameron.

1194
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:40,541
-Cameron, wait.
-What do you want?

1195
00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:42,625
To make sure you're okay.
You were leaving.

1196
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:45,166
An asshole hit on my sister
and ruined my mother's camera.

1197
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,458
What do you want me to do?

1198
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:49,750
The way you stood up to Jordan back there,
people were impressed.

1199
00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:52,625
Who? The-- the-- the valedictorian?
The head cheerleader?

1200
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:56,000
-The captain of the lacrosse team?
-Cali doesn't have a lacrosse--

1201
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:58,000
What am I doing here, Padgett?

1202
00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:01,500
I mean, why after four years
did you suddenly start talking to me?

1203
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:02,958
I… I don't know.

1204
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:07,291
Maybe I just sensed there was more to you
than what you let everyone see.

1205
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:08,750
What if I like it that way?

1206
00:51:09,541 --> 00:51:11,916
Well, then that really breaks my heart.

1207
00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:16,583
Cameron, please.

1208
00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:18,083
[Alden] Broken heart, huh?

1209
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,708
Looks like someone
moved on from Jordan pretty quick.

1210
00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:24,375
I moved on from Jordan
the second we walked into that trailer.

1211
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:27,125
And now you're falling
for our little project?

1212
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,833
It's not like that.

1213
00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:32,166
I'm worried about him, okay?
That's all. You saw what happened.

1214
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:35,375
You mean, your plus-three freak parade
who ruined my birthday?

1215
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,083
Yeah, it was hard to miss.

1216
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:40,250
Look, if you wanna welch
on our bet now, I understand.

1217
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,958
I mean, the guy's a bigger train wreck
than we expected.

1218
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:43,875
No.

1219
00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:45,541
We're still on.

1220
00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,125
[beeping]

1221
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,041
[alarm system dings]

1222
00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,750
[robotic voice] Arm code.

1223
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,166
[can clinking]

1224
00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,791
[snoring]

1225
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,833
[footsteps approaching]

1226
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,250
[Jordan chuckles]

1227
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:15,750
Great party.

1228
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,666
Thanks,
but it's kind of been over for a while.

1229
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:21,791
No party's over until I say it's over.

1230
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,166
Come on, Cali High. Let's rock!

1231
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:27,250
Oh.

1232
00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:29,041
-It is over.
-Yeah.

1233
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,375
Where's my shirt?

1234
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,333
Who needs shirts?

1235
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,166
[chuckles]

1236
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,083
Okay.

1237
00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:40,291
[inhales]

1238
00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,750
[soft music playing]

1239
00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:46,750
[sighs]

1240
00:52:51,208 --> 00:52:52,041
[sighs]

1241
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,291
Hey, guys.

1242
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,750
So the rest of tonight didn't go so great.

1243
00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:07,625
[Exhales] Well, it started out fun.

1244
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,875
You know, I talk a lot here
about self-improvement.

1245
00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:14,208
[Exhales] Your looks,

1246
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:16,125
your attitude,

1247
00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:18,458
But I'm starting to think

1248
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:21,750
that who you choose to surround yourself
with is so much more import--

1249
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:22,666
[text pings]

1250
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,333
[dinging]

1251
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,083
[whimsical music playing]

1252
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,083
[dinging continues]

1253
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,833
[sighs]

1254
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,000
[girl] So awesome!

1255
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,208
[boy] All right, bro!

1256
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:45,416
[cheering]

1257
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,625
-Hey!
-[girl] Cameron!

1258
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,166
-[all] Cameron! Cameron! Cameron!
-[boy] Awesome, man!

1259
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:53,291
That was so awesome.

1260
00:53:53,791 --> 00:53:55,416
Hey. I'm Celeste.

1261
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,958
I wanted to say
that while I reject the whole idea

1262
00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:01,375
of the prom court as an antiquated,
heteronormative construct,

1263
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,291
if I didn't, you'd have my vote.

1264
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,291
Your vote for what?

1265
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:08,375
[Nisha] Hey, Kweller. Dude.

1266
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,041
Some Saturday night, huh? [chuckles]

1267
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,708
Mr. Prom King nominee.

1268
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,333
-What?
-Did you not see?

1269
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:18,541
-Cameroon Kewller for prom king.
-[chuckles]

1270
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:19,958
-That's ridiculous.
-[laughs]

1271
00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:22,583
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
here are the prom court nominations.

1272
00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:28,416
For king, we have Jordan Van Draanen
and Cameroon Kewller?

1273
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,958
Tanya, is this a joke?

1274
00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:34,125
Okay. I am told that Cameroon
is an actual student,

1275
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:36,333
so congratulations to him

1276
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,125
and to our third nominee, Sebastian Woo.

1277
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:42,666
-Yes! Whoo! Yes! Whoo!
-Oh my God, dude!

1278
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,500
I'm the king of the school!

1279
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,333
Sebastian Woo!

1280
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:49,416
It is so fitting
that they would butcher your name.

1281
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:53,083
Could you imagine
if you actually ran for prom king?

1282
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:54,458
[laughing]

1283
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,541
[hip-hop music playing on car stereo]

1284
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:01,708
[muffled echo] Jordan Van D, baby!

1285
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,708
Let's go!

1286
00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,875
Yeah, maybe I can.

1287
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,208
[phone keyboard clacking]

1288
00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:10,125
[Alden] Sawyer.

1289
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,458
Alden.

1290
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,541
And Jordan?

1291
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:16,458
What the hell is going on?

1292
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,916
JVD out.

1293
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,500
You know how you're running for
prom queen unopposed? Not anymore.

1294
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:24,250
♪ Clap your hands, say it loud ♪

1295
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,250
♪ Alden Pierce will make you proud ♪

1296
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:29,916
♪ Clap your hands, say it loud
Alden Pierce will make you proud ♪

1297
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,083
[cheering]

1298
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:33,166
-You're running against me?
-Oh, please.

1299
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:36,291
Don't look so surprised.
I know all the same people you do.

1300
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:40,125
The only difference is,
I didn't just hemorrhage 94,000 followers.

1301
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,208
Oh my God.

1302
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:44,250
-You've been planning this all along.
-What are you talking about?

1303
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,541
That day in Jordan's trailer. The video.

1304
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,666
-What about it?
-You were holding the camera.

1305
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:52,208
My entire life was falling apart,
and you didn't press stop.

1306
00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:55,166
You let it happen
because you knew you were gonna run.

1307
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,083
[sighs]

1308
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,125
Okay, yeah, maybe I did. So what?

1309
00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,458
Don't act like
you wouldn't have done the same thing.

1310
00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,125
-But I thought we were friends?
-[Alden] Yeah, well.

1311
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,875
Things aren't always the way they seem,
and you would know, right?

1312
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:07,916
Yeah. That's right.

1313
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,583
You can drop the act. We know you're poor.

1314
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,166
-[Quinn] Stop.
-[Alden] Please.

1315
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,166
Did you think you were fooling us?

1316
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,500
I mean, your mom's a nurse.
You can't afford a car.

1317
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,250
You live in that dumpy shack on Clinton.

1318
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:21,166
-Alden.
-[Alden] Yeah, that's right.

1319
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:23,541
We know you don't live
at the Palisades Lofts.

1320
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:25,041
How long have you known?

1321
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:28,500
Mmm. I don't know, like a year, maybe?
We didn't say anything.

1322
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:32,375
We didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.

1323
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:34,750
[inhales] If I want it to be. [scoffs]

1324
00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,375
Guess it's game on, Bubble Girl.

1325
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:42,208
♪ Clap your hands, say it loud
Alden Pierce will make you proud ♪

1326
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:45,708
♪ Clap your hands, say it loud
Alden Pierce will make you proud ♪

1327
00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:47,375
-I'm so sorry.
-I'm so sorry.

1328
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:49,458
I only lied
because I thought if I told the truth,

1329
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:51,333
you guys wouldn't like me anymore.

1330
00:56:51,416 --> 00:56:54,375
-I was embarrassed.
-I don't care… at all. Okay?

1331
00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:57,041
I swear I had no idea
she was planning this.

1332
00:56:57,125 --> 00:57:00,291
I don't get it. It's like she's suddenly
this whole different person.

1333
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,958
Is she though? Maybe we're
just now seeing who she really is.

1334
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:04,875
-What do you mean?
-She quit the dance team.

1335
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,958
Now she's starting
her own squad with Jordan.

1336
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:08,833
-Unbelievable.
-[phone dings]

1337
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:11,500
[Padgett] Wow. Look at you.

1338
00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:12,916
-Who is it?
-[Quinn] Nothing.

1339
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,375
-It's stupid.
-[Padgett] Really?

1340
00:57:14,458 --> 00:57:17,916
-Then why are you blushing?
-I'm not blushing. It's just a funny text.

1341
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,041
-Mm. A stupid, funny text from…
-Nisha.

1342
00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:23,333
-Q! That's amazing.
-[Quinn chuckles]

1343
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,458
I thought I saw
you guys talking at the party.

1344
00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,000
Yeah, she's pretty great.

1345
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,291
I was thinking about asking her to prom.

1346
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:33,333
No way. Oh my God, that's so great.
You guys would be so cute together.

1347
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:35,875
-So how are you gonna ask her?
-Hey, um…

1348
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:37,958
You got a sec?

1349
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,500
Go. I'll talk to you later.

1350
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,791
I didn't think
you were talking to me anymore.

1351
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,583
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

1352
00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,291
I got really pissed off,
but you didn't do anything.

1353
00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:51,541
There's something
I wanted to talk to you about.

1354
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,791
Hey! You, my man, are a rock star.

1355
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:56,375
Inspiration. Do you want to hear a poem?

1356
00:57:57,083 --> 00:57:57,916
Sure.

1357
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,250
Um, Cameron Kweller

1358
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:01,708
Interstellar

1359
00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:03,041
Stood up to the dick

1360
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:04,791
Made it stick

1361
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,791
Cameron, one

1362
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,041
Jordan, zero

1363
00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,250
King Cameron, you're my hero

1364
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,500
Fight the power, man.

1365
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,375
That was great.

1366
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,458
-[crunches]
-[painfully] Ah, worth it.

1367
00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,208
-Okay. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

1368
00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:20,291
Can you believe all this prom BS?

1369
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:23,666
I know. Pretty cool, right?
I mean, what do you think?

1370
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,041
Well, that's actually
what I wanted to talk to you about.

1371
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:28,041
[bell rings]

1372
00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,125
Uh, but now I'm late for Art History.

1373
00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:34,083
Um, is there any chance
you could come over after school?

1374
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:37,333
-There's something I wanted to show you.
-Um, sure.

1375
00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:38,541
-I'll be there.
-Cool.

1376
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:40,041
Bye.

1377
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,375
-[door closes]
-So this whole prom king thing,

1378
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,041
I can't believe you're actually into it.

1379
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,708
Well, I'm not really,
but I do hate Van Draanen.

1380
00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:55,208
Guys like him crap all over everyone
and somehow still end up on top.

1381
00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,750
Not this time.
Not if I have anything to do with it.

1382
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,333
-That sounded confident.
-'Cause I am.

1383
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,250
And after Alden's party,
you have some serious traction.

1384
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,750
But you're gonna have to let
people see the real Cam Kweller.

1385
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:10,125
Well, speaking of the real me,
right this way.

1386
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,708
Wow. I cannot believe
you have your own darkroom.

1387
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,041
Yeah.

1388
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,333
It was my 14th birthday present.

1389
00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:26,583
So you've been taking pictures
your whole life then?

1390
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:29,625
[Cameron] Kind of.
Used to be more of a hobby,

1391
00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:31,666
but now I don't know.

1392
00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:35,458
Sometimes I feel like
I could spend my entire life in this room.

1393
00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:38,875
Cameron, these are amazing.

1394
00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:42,416
So why are you letting me see them now?

1395
00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:44,750
Well, you wouldn't stop asking,

1396
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:48,250
so I figured this was
the only way to get you to stop.

1397
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:51,708
Well, you are very talented.

1398
00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:53,208
I mean, look at this one. Oh!

1399
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,583
Oh my God, I am so sorry.

1400
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:56,500
It's, uh…

1401
00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:58,625
It's okay.

1402
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,041
Really.

1403
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:03,291
You know, you could
totally make money at this, right?

1404
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:04,958
You know I don't care about money.

1405
01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:08,458
Or not,
but keeping your talent locked away.

1406
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,041
What are you hiding from?

1407
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,166
You know,
I could ask you the same question.

1408
01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:14,625
What are you talking about?

1409
01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:18,500
Well, I'm talking about this.

1410
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,666
And, uh… this.

1411
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,958
And these.

1412
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,791
Not the eyelashes,
they're glued on pretty tight.

1413
01:00:33,875 --> 01:00:35,708
♪ I love to love ♪

1414
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:37,458
♪ I love all the ways ♪

1415
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,000
♪ I feel so much ♪

1416
01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:40,666
♪ I get carried away ♪

1417
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,500
♪ I love to love ♪

1418
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,458
♪ I just wanna stay ♪

1419
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:47,916
Listen, Cameron,
there's something I need to tell you.

1420
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,208
-And I need to tell you something too.
-Okay?

1421
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:55,041
Well, you asked me why I invited you here,

1422
01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,208
and I don't even let
my own grandmother in here.

1423
01:00:58,291 --> 01:00:59,458
-Really?
-Yeah.

1424
01:00:59,541 --> 01:01:02,416
Which is why she probably thinks
I'm running a meth lab.

1425
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,583
[both laughing]

1426
01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:05,541
So then why am I here?

1427
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,583
Because I trust you.

1428
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,333
[Padgett] Oh, okay.

1429
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:13,708
-Well, I--
-[Cameron] Are you okay?

1430
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:16,666
Totally, I just… I need to go.

1431
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:20,250
-Besides, I've wasted enough of your time.
-I wouldn't put it that way.

1432
01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:23,583
No, that's not what I meant.
I just… I have somewhere to be.

1433
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,916
-Um… Call you later?
-[Cameron] Yeah.

1434
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:27,500
Sure.

1435
01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:36,791
Hey, you got a sec?

1436
01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:38,958
Uh, yeah. Why?

1437
01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:42,083
I just kind of wanted
your advice on something.

1438
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,875
If it isn't the fountain of truth

1439
01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:48,083
coming to get help
figuring out the world of bullshit.

1440
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,000
Yeah, funny.

1441
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,375
Here's the deal. Uh…

1442
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:55,750
Things with Padgett may have gotten
a little more complicated than I thought.

1443
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,333
Okay. Complicated good or complicated bad?

1444
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:04,250
'Cause the other night at that party,
I was definitely sensing chemistry.

1445
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,625
Oh, wait.

1446
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:06,833
Did you guys hook up?

1447
01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,750
Oh my God, you did!

1448
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:12,000
No, no, no. We didn't hook up, we…

1449
01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:14,000
we kissed.

1450
01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:18,250
[shrieks] I knew it! Oh my God.
This is huge. So did you ask her to prom?

1451
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:21,208
It makes sense if you go together.
And if you're king and queen?

1452
01:02:21,291 --> 01:02:22,500
How amazing would that be?

1453
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:24,791
It would be like
Cali's own royal love story.

1454
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:27,291
-[chuckles] And you're the princess.
-Whoa, whoa.

1455
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,166
Yes. I thought about asking her,

1456
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:33,333
but after we kissed,
things just kind of got weird.

1457
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,958
Of course they did. It's fine.

1458
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,541
First kisses can be awkward.

1459
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,000
First time having sex,
that can be even weirder.

1460
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:40,833
So is the last time

1461
01:02:40,916 --> 01:02:43,791
'cause you never know
if it's gonna be your last.

1462
01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:45,625
Oh…

1463
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,791
Wait, you've never had sex.

1464
01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:50,000
Yeah, but I know things, though.
Like this.

1465
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,500
If you're worried about
whether you should ask Padgett or not,

1466
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:53,958
just ask yourself one question.

1467
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:55,208
Okay, what's that?

1468
01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:56,750
Who kissed who first?

1469
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,375
Actually, she kissed me first.

1470
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:02,375
So I should ask her to prom, then.

1471
01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:05,208
Um, yeah, but you can't just ask, okay?

1472
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:07,458
It's lame. You have to prompose.

1473
01:03:08,791 --> 01:03:10,166
What the hell is that?

1474
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,833
[upbeat music playing]

1475
01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:13,625
[laughing]

1476
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,041
[girl screams]

1477
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,125
[speaking indistinctly]

1478
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:24,666
-[Quinn] Hey.
-Hey.

1479
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,083
[Quinn] No word from Cameron?

1480
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:30,208
No, he must think I'm such a freak.
I practically sprinted out of there.

1481
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:33,041
He had the nomination.
Why'd screw it up by kissing him?

1482
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:34,958
-[Quinn] I do have one theory.
-Yeah?

1483
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:38,541
You really like him, Padge,
and when you like someone

1484
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,791
the other stuff
just doesn't matter as much.

1485
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,041
I do.

1486
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:43,416
I do like him.

1487
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,333
Yeah.

1488
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:48,541
Something tells me you might not
have screwed up as much as you think.

1489
01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,208
-What do you mean?
-[boy] Hey, look, look!

1490
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:54,208
Oh my God, Cameron.

1491
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:57,291
I know this isn't
usually my style, obviously,

1492
01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,541
but, uh… what do you think?

1493
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,458
-I think yes.
-[Alden] Sorry.

1494
01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:06,791
I hate to interrupt this adorable moment,
but don't you think there's something

1495
01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,291
you should tell Cameron first?

1496
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,375
-What are you doing?
-[Quinn] Leave her alone, Alden.

1497
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,708
-[Alden] Shut up, Quinn.
-What's going on?

1498
01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:15,375
Padgett, do you want
to tell him, or should I?

1499
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:19,125
-What's she talking about?
-What I was trying to tell you yesterday.

1500
01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:20,708
It's… It's actually funny.

1501
01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,583
After Jordan and I broke up,

1502
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:25,375
I lost my sponsorships, my college money,

1503
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,125
so I panicked.

1504
01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,250
-Yeah, she's not lying. Total meltdown.
-Yeah, thanks to you, Alden.

1505
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,916
So I made a bet with Alden

1506
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,458
that I could take some person
and… and… and make them over.

1507
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:38,916
Some person. What kind of person?

1508
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,458
-Can we talk about this in private?
-No, what kind of person, Padgett?

1509
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,166
The biggest loser
so she could turn him into prom king.

1510
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,583
-But that was before--
-Wait. So I was a bet?

1511
01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,333
-[Padgett] No--
-No, I was a fucking bet.

1512
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,208
You can all go to hell.

1513
01:04:57,166 --> 01:04:58,000
Let's go.

1514
01:04:58,750 --> 01:04:59,583
[Padgett sighs]

1515
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,541
Yikes, that was hard to watch.

1516
01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:12,583
Hey, it's Cameron.
Leave a message, or don't.

1517
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:16,875
Cameron, it's me again.

1518
01:05:17,875 --> 01:05:22,250
I know I covered this
in the 800 texts you haven't returned,

1519
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:25,458
but I'm so sorry,

1520
01:05:25,541 --> 01:05:27,958
and I just want to make sure you're okay.

1521
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,666
He's still not answering?

1522
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:33,166
[Padgett] No, but can you blame him?

1523
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:37,000
No, but right now,
I'm a little bit more worried about you.

1524
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:39,458
You and your god-awful ironing.

1525
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,041
Please let me do that. Please.

1526
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:45,583
You know,
I convinced myself that I did my posts

1527
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:49,833
because I cared about my followers,
but maybe I was just doing it for myself

1528
01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:52,458
to get money and get popular.

1529
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,916
Maybe I'm just a fraud.

1530
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,625
Honey, I happen to know
for a fact that you're not a fake.

1531
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,916
You're a truly kind and caring person.

1532
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,375
But I hurt someone, Mom.
I mean, I really hurt him.

1533
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:04,416
All right, yeah.

1534
01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:07,958
You screwed up, but it's only a mistake
if you don't learn from it.

1535
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,875
I just don't even know what to do anymore.

1536
01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:14,208
If I win tomorrow night, I'll have to go
in front of all these people--

1537
01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:15,833
And be yourself.

1538
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:19,875
But… what if I don't even like
who that is anymore?

1539
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:23,708
Listen, I know
it feels like that right now.

1540
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:26,416
I do. But the Padgett Sawyer that I know,

1541
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,875
the kind, sweet, generous,

1542
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:33,583
sure, stubborn girl
that I've known for 18 years,

1543
01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:36,583
well, she gets lost now and again.

1544
01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:40,708
We all do,
but she always finds her way back.

1545
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:43,875
[sighs]

1546
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:46,125
[crickets chirping]

1547
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:49,250
Oh, Gilly.

1548
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:52,541
I thought you were
a good judge of character. [sniffs]

1549
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,083
[snorts]

1550
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:57,833
[Mom sighs]

1551
01:06:57,916 --> 01:06:59,000
All right.

1552
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,166
-How do I look?
-Gorge.

1553
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,041
You're gonna be the queen
of the chaperones.

1554
01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:04,000
[car honks]

1555
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:06,875
Thank you. It looks like my car is here.
All right, put your dress on.

1556
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,166
I'll see you there.

1557
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,083
Okay.

1558
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,750
[phone rings]

1559
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:11,750
[sighs]

1560
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,166
[sniffs]

1561
01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:16,333
-You're really gonna go through with this?
-I mean…

1562
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,833
I know I'm not gonna get what I want,

1563
01:07:18,916 --> 01:07:21,958
so at least this way, I have a chance
to make things right with Cameron.

1564
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,125
-Ha! Wanna bet?
-Too soon.

1565
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:27,708
Nisha, I know you don't trust me.

1566
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:30,166
I mean, he's your best friend,

1567
01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:34,666
but I think I've really fallen for him,
so I have to try.

1568
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,458
You have one big problem.
There's no way that dude is going to prom.

1569
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,125
Yeah.

1570
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:43,208
So I guess that means
there's only one person left to ask.

1571
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,583
[phone rings]

1572
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:53,750
Screw off, Bubble Girl.

1573
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:56,250
Okay, a little harsh,

1574
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,041
but I have to ask.

1575
01:07:58,125 --> 01:07:59,208
Is he okay?

1576
01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,125
I don't know. He's at work.

1577
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:04,291
Why do you keep calling me?
Aren't you supposed to be at prom?

1578
01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:06,166
Yeah, like half an hour ago.

1579
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,250
But I have
a really important favor to ask.

1580
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,458
Tell me why in the hell I should help you.

1581
01:08:10,541 --> 01:08:14,958
I can't, and I know you two
have lost so much more than me,

1582
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:18,333
but I've lost a lot recently.

1583
01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,416
I lost my self-respect.

1584
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,750
I lost my college fund.

1585
01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,750
I lost my friends,

1586
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:31,083
but the only thing
I truly care about losing…

1587
01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:33,416
is your brother.

1588
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:37,833
[Bosch] Tonight's the big night.

1589
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:41,416
Turns out this year's dance presentation
is now gonna be a dance competition.

1590
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,375
I don't know what that means,
but it's the committee's decision,

1591
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,333
and I support them.

1592
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,083
[car door closes]

1593
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,000
Hey.

1594
01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:52,958
What's in the bag?

1595
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:56,666
Formal wear, or the closest thing
I could find to it in your closet.

1596
01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:59,375
Dude, it's a disaster in there.

1597
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,416
Why are there
so many Skittles on the floor?

1598
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,000
Because I spilled some Skittles.
Look, if that's for prom, I--

1599
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:08,625
Look, I know what you're gonna say,
okay, and… I get it.

1600
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:10,250
Padgett screwed up.

1601
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:13,083
What she did was mean
and selfish and wrong.

1602
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,291
Yes, exactly. So why are you here?

1603
01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:17,541
Because, Cam…

1604
01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:21,125
I've… I've missed you.

1605
01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:22,875
Brin, I'm right here.

1606
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,250
No, no. I mean, like…

1607
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,666
I miss the way you used to be,
you know? Before…

1608
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:29,291
Before Mom.

1609
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,625
[sniffs] Ever since
you've been with Padgett, okay,

1610
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:38,000
you've been back, and you've been
smiling again, and you've been happy.

1611
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:41,958
And I just feel like… [sniffs]
…for the first time since we moved here

1612
01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,708
that I have my brother back.

1613
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:46,416
And don't lose her, Cam.

1614
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:50,500
We lost mom, and there's nothing
we could have done about that,

1615
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:53,916
but now you have a choice,
so just… just don't lose her, okay?

1616
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,500
[dance music playing]

1617
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,833
[shutter clicking]

1618
01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:11,833
There you are, thank God.
We need you to start the dance.

1619
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,833
-Big night, huh?
-What do you want, Alden?

1620
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,041
Nothing, I just noticed
you didn't bring Cameron.

1621
01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:19,083
-So--
-He's not coming. Okay?

1622
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,875
You win the bet.

1623
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:23,458
And when are you gonna become
a permanent loser?

1624
01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:25,666
I'll get it done as soon as I can. Happy?

1625
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,666
I'll be happy when I get my crown.

1626
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:31,458
And, oh, hope you like the new
choreography me and Jordan came up with.

1627
01:10:31,541 --> 01:10:32,708
[Bosch] Cali High Earthquakes,

1628
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:35,208
it's time to report to the stage
for your annual dance…

1629
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,625
-Come on. This is it. Let's go.
-[Alden] Jordan, it's time.

1630
01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:39,791
Come on, guys.
If you put your TikToks down,

1631
01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:42,250
you'll see some people dancing
in real life.

1632
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,583
It's gonna be great.

1633
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:47,041
[sighs, speaking to self] We have
some weird-ass traditions at this school.

1634
01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:49,041
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪

1635
01:10:49,125 --> 01:10:51,291
♪ Come on and get on the floor, go ♪

1636
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,750
♪ I grab my ankle and pull it up ♪

1637
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,833
♪ And do that thing where I move my butt ♪

1638
01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:56,625
♪ I got the juice
Don't use it up ♪

1639
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,875
♪ I say woo, there it is
Then loosen my tux ♪

1640
01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:01,291
♪ Then I shimmy, shimmy,
Shimmy, shimmy, to the left ♪

1641
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,083
♪ Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy to the right ♪

1642
01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,791
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme everything you got
Dance off ♪

1643
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,000
♪ Do the damn thing right ♪

1644
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,041
♪ She got loose elbows
And a big ol' neck ♪

1645
01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:11,125
♪ I like a big-boned girl
Who could work up a sweat ♪

1646
01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,791
♪ I rock shelltoes and a turtleneck
She just wanna talk ♪

1647
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:14,791
♪ I said, I ain't TED ♪

1648
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,583
♪ Dance off
The hater with the macarena ♪

1649
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:18,583
♪ I can Roger Rabbit in my office space ♪

1650
01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:21,541
♪ If you watch my pace, looks like
I'm concentrated or I'm constipated ♪

1651
01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:22,583
♪ When I walk this way ♪

1652
01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:24,875
♪ I challenge you to a dance off ♪

1653
01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:28,541
♪ Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk ♪

1654
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,958
♪ On the blacktop
Just me, you, that's all ♪

1655
01:11:33,541 --> 01:11:36,416
♪ No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots ♪

1656
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,333
-♪ Right now, dance off ♪
-♪ Dance off ♪

1657
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:40,666
♪ Get on the floor ♪

1658
01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:42,750
♪ Get on the, get on the floor, go ♪

1659
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,416
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪

1660
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,083
♪ Come on and get on the floor ♪

1661
01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:47,250
♪ Rewind ♪

1662
01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:48,791
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

1663
01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:50,750
♪ Go, go, go, go
Dance off ♪

1664
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,666
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

1665
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:56,625
♪ I sneak up behind you like a panther ♪

1666
01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,541
♪ Who ordered the private dancer? ♪

1667
01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:00,375
♪ On the tablecloth, fake a fall ♪

1668
01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:02,333
♪ Pretend to break my arm
I'm breaking you off ♪

1669
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:04,375
♪ Please don't tell my baby's mama ♪

1670
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,458
♪ I wanna dance all night
'Til the break of dawn ♪

1671
01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:08,750
♪ I wanna sweat, sweat, sweat
'Til your makeup's gone ♪

1672
01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:10,416
♪ Baby, you looking like a champion ♪

1673
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,875
♪ Hey you, you there
Get up out of your chair ♪

1674
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:16,166
♪ Paid twenty bucks
To get up in this club ♪

1675
01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:18,166
♪ Put your cellphone down, you square ♪

1676
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:20,083
♪ I be going in. I can't help it ♪

1677
01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:21,916
♪ I got bruises on my pelvis ♪

1678
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,333
♪ Ladies, fellas ♪

1679
01:12:24,416 --> 01:12:26,416
♪ I challenge you to a dance off ♪

1680
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,333
♪ Hands off ♪

1681
01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:30,708
♪ No trash talk, no back walk ♪

1682
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,958
♪ On the blacktop
Just me, you, that's all ♪

1683
01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:38,291
♪ No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots ♪

1684
01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,375
-♪ Right now, dance off ♪
-♪ Dance off ♪

1685
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:44,291
♪ Get on the floor
Get on the, get on the floor, go ♪

1686
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,416
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪

1687
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,666
♪ Come on and get on the floor, rewind ♪

1688
01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:50,833
[cheering]

1689
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,875
♪ Dance off
Get on the floor, do it ♪

1690
01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,958
♪ Come on and get on the floor, go ♪

1691
01:12:56,041 --> 01:12:57,208
♪ Rewind ♪

1692
01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:59,083
[audience cheering loudly]

1693
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,541
Hey, excuse me. Sorry. Hi.

1694
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,708
We hired a DJ for this thing.
They said he was over here somewhere.

1695
01:13:05,791 --> 01:13:08,416
-Oh actually, that's… that's me.
-You're the DJ?

1696
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,291
Great. Um, where's your stuff?

1697
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,166
-My stuff?
-Yeah, your equipment.

1698
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:13,708
Your… your turntables,

1699
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:17,083
your jog wheel, crossfader?
Your… your Traktor scratch?

1700
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:20,041
Dude, I have no idea
what any of that stuff is.

1701
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:24,166
Are you telling me
we paid you $4,500 for your phone?

1702
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,541
Yeah. Kinda. [scoffs]

1703
01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,666
You know that's more
than I make in a month?

1704
01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:30,541
Well… I know that now.

1705
01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:32,625
Hey, so no sign of Cameron?

1706
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,791
No, and if he doesn't get here soon,
it's gonna be too late.

1707
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:38,916
It already is. Principal Bosch's
about to announce the court.

1708
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,875
-You sure you still wanna do this?
-Yes.

1709
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:44,625
If I win, I need you to live stream
on your phone, and then go on this app

1710
01:13:44,708 --> 01:13:46,416
on my phone and press the red button.

1711
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,833
-I mean, how can I do both?
-Just give me the phone.

1712
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:52,500
[Bosch tapping mic] Hello, hi, hey.
One, two, three, eyes to me.

1713
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,958
Come on, bring it in. It's the big moment.

1714
01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:58,166
I know this is live streaming,
but if you put your phones down,

1715
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,333
it's actually happening
right here in front of you.

1716
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,750
-[sparse laughter]
-[Bosch] Um…

1717
01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:05,375
Look, I know this means a lot
to some of you, so let's get through it

1718
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:06,833
so we can be done.

1719
01:14:06,916 --> 01:14:11,333
All right,
your 2021 Cali High Prom King is

1720
01:14:11,416 --> 01:14:13,375
Jordan Van Draanen.

1721
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:14,500
[cheering, booing]

1722
01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,083
[Bosch] Congratulations to Jordan.

1723
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,083
So humble, isn't he?

1724
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:22,250
Just wanna slap his face. [chuckles]

1725
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,708
I'm kidding. I would never slap a student,
not until after they graduate.

1726
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,791
But he's not going to graduate,
so it's fine.

1727
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:28,791
Okay.

1728
01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:32,250
-Here you go, big guy. So proud.
-[chuckles]

1729
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:34,333
Enjoy your moment of glory.

1730
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,041
[boy] Not my favorite.

1731
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:41,375
It's Jordan Van Draanen, baby.

1732
01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:42,625
[cheering, booing]

1733
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:44,125
[Jordan laughs]

1734
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:46,833
Is that it?

1735
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:47,750
Yeah, bro.

1736
01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:48,875
Of course, it is.

1737
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,875
No, I just want the microphone.

1738
01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:54,375
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah. Okay, all right, yes!

1739
01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:55,583
Well, that was fun.

1740
01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:58,916
Moving right along. Your 2021 Prom Queen,

1741
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,666
the woman voted to a forcible dance
with the guy behind me.

1742
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,666
No, no, no, no, no.
Keep it on. Keep it all on.

1743
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,125
We have all seen plenty of your nipples.

1744
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,208
[audience laughs]

1745
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,625
All right, your 2021 Prom Queen,

1746
01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:14,416
in the closest vote
we've had in a very long time,

1747
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,708
Padgett Sawyer.

1748
01:15:15,791 --> 01:15:17,791
[cheering, clapping]

1749
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:24,458
[girl] Yeah, Padgett!

1750
01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:27,583
Congratulations.

1751
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,166
-Thank you!
-Really beautiful.

1752
01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:30,875
[boy] That's right, Padge!

1753
01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:34,791
[Padgett] This is me.

1754
01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:38,250
And this is also me.

1755
01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,166
And this is me too.

1756
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,500
-Hey.
-[audience laughs]

1757
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:46,208
But I'm gonna let you guys in
on a little secret. It's all fake.

1758
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:50,916
Because the truth is, this is the real me.

1759
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,541
[audience laughs]

1760
01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:55,125
[Padgett] And so is this.

1761
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:56,625
[laughing, oohing]

1762
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,791
Let's not forget about this one.

1763
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,000
[audience oohs]

1764
01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:02,166
Bubble Girl!

1765
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,125
Yep, that is snot coming out of my nose.

1766
01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:07,000
But here's the thing.

1767
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,875
For the last four years,

1768
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:12,916
I've been so busy
selling myself on social media,

1769
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,458
putting out this image
of who I wanted people to think I am,

1770
01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,291
this perfect person

1771
01:16:18,375 --> 01:16:19,666
with perfect makeup,

1772
01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,125
perfect clothes,

1773
01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:22,416
perfect grades,

1774
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,583
the perfect boyfriend.

1775
01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:25,791
[audience oohs]

1776
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:26,916
And trust me.

1777
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,333
Nothing could've been
further from the truth.

1778
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583
I even lied about where I live.

1779
01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:34,458
We all do it…

1780
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,708
in our own way

1781
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,083
like someone special once told me.

1782
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,166
[soft music playing]

1783
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:50,166
He said high school is
just a bunch of scared people

1784
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,041
pretending to be something they're not,

1785
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,958
and that can be true.

1786
01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:57,666
Especially when we're at our worst.

1787
01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,500
But it doesn't have to be that way.

1788
01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:04,166
That's the lesson he taught me.

1789
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:14,458
I only wish
I didn't have to lose him to learn it.

1790
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:21,666
[audience oohs]

1791
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:22,708
Are you sure?

1792
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:26,500
Second place,
coming through, make some room.

1793
01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:30,625
Second place, I'll take it. I mean,
if she doesn't want it, I'll take it.

1794
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:34,625
Excuse me, Ms. Pierce,
you… you actually came in fourth.

1795
01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,166
[laughing, oohing]

1796
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,375
No, I demand a recount.

1797
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:41,291
No need. You actually lost by a lot.

1798
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,291
Please leave the stage.

1799
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:44,416
[boy 1] Ow!
[boy 2] Down!

1800
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,333
-[boy 3] Burn!
-Thank you. All right!

1801
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:49,750
So the runner-up and your 2021 Prom Queen

1802
01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,958
is a write-in candidate.

1803
01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:54,666
Her name is Celeste Straczynski.

1804
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,208
Is there a Celeste Straczynski here?

1805
01:17:58,291 --> 01:17:59,333
[cup clattering]

1806
01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:01,875
[girl] Does she go here?

1807
01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:03,916
[students speaking indistinctly]

1808
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:05,541
[softly] Your hat.

1809
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:14,583
-[clears throat]
-All right, let's do this.

1810
01:18:14,666 --> 01:18:16,708
-Ow!
-Suck it!

1811
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:18,958
[cheering]

1812
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,458
DJ, hit it!

1813
01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:25,541
[dance music playing]

1814
01:18:28,541 --> 01:18:30,083
-[Quinn] Padgett.
-All right.

1815
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:31,500
I'm gonna take off.

1816
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,916
Wait, your phone.

1817
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,916
-Where are you going?
-[Padgett] Home.

1818
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,416
Come on, stay with us.

1819
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:39,041
-I officially forgive you.
-[Padgett chuckles]

1820
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,791
No, I'm done here,

1821
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,958
but you guys have fun, though.

1822
01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:45,458
["Kiss Me" playing]

1823
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:47,541
Well,

1824
01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:51,125
I'm still here,
and why do I know this song?

1825
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,708
♪ Kiss me ♪

1826
01:18:54,291 --> 01:18:56,625
♪ Out of the bearded barley ♪

1827
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,833
♪ Nightly ♪

1828
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:01,833
-[text pings]
-♪ Beside the green, green grass ♪

1829
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,708
♪ Swing, swing ♪

1830
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:06,125
♪ Swing the spinning step ♪

1831
01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,833
-♪ You wear those shoes ♪
-[horse neighs]

1832
01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:09,916
♪ And I will wear that dress ♪

1833
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,500
♪ Oh, kiss me ♪

1834
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,000
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪

1835
01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:17,125
♪ Lead me ♪

1836
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,041
Whoa.

1837
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,333
Hey.

1838
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:27,250
Cameron. I… How…

1839
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,291
I may have had a little help.

1840
01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:36,041
I would've rode him all the way,
but I would've gotten arrested on the 405.

1841
01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:37,041
[laughs]

1842
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,041
I meant what I said.

1843
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,958
I'm gonna start being honest
about who I am from now on,

1844
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:42,875
I swear.

1845
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,375
Okay, well, if we're being honest,
there is one thing in your speech

1846
01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:48,291
you got wrong.

1847
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:49,958
What was it?

1848
01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:51,416
You never really lost me.

1849
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,791
[phone rings]

1850
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,875
Seriously?

1851
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,291
[chuckles, sniffs]

1852
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,625
-I'm done with her.
-Thank you.

1853
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:02,375
Now where were we?

1854
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:04,458
["Kiss Me" continues playing]

1855
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000
[Brin] Yes! Whoo-hoo! Finally!

1856
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:15,000
[cheering]

1857
01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,500
♪ So kiss me ♪

1858
01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,000
♪ Kiss me ♪

1859
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,250
♪ Out of the bearded barley ♪

1860
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:25,708
♪ Nightly ♪

1861
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:27,958
♪ Beside the green, green grass ♪

1862
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:29,416
♪ Swing, swing ♪

1863
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,041
♪ Swing the spinning step ♪

1864
01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:34,625
♪ You wear those shoes
And I will wear that dress ♪

1865
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:36,875
♪ Kiss me ♪

1866
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,375
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪

1867
01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:40,541
♪ Lead me ♪

1868
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:42,708
[boy] Check it out!

1869
01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:43,958
Oooh!

1870
01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:45,583
[cheering]

1871
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:48,166
♪ Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance ♪

1872
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,916
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

1873
01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,625
♪ So kiss me ♪

1874
01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:56,833
♪ So kiss me ♪

1875
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,583
[cheering]

1876
01:21:00,916 --> 01:21:01,791
♪ Kiss me ♪

1877
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,583
♪ Down by the broken tree house ♪

1878
01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:06,000
♪ Swing me ♪

1879
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,375
♪ Upon its hanging tire ♪

1880
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:09,791
♪ Bring bring ♪

1881
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:12,166
♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪

1882
01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:15,000
♪ We'll take the trail marked
On your father's map ♪

1883
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,166
♪ Kiss me ♪

1884
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,666
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪

1885
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:20,833
♪ Lead me ♪

1886
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,750
♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪

1887
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,416
♪ Lift your open hand ♪

1888
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,125
♪ Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance ♪

1889
01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:29,916
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

1890
01:21:32,166 --> 01:21:33,291
♪ So kiss me ♪

1891
01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:34,833
[Padgett] Good morning, guys.

1892
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,416
Guess where we are?

1893
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,458
Portugal! [chuckles]

1894
01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,916
Hard to believe
we're already six days into our trip.

1895
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,125
Say hi, Cameron.

1896
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:45,750
I just wanna say thank you
to all my followers who came back to me,

1897
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,750
who are so supportive
of my new direction here.

1898
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:51,875
I hope you guys keep following us
this summer because Cameron has promised

1899
01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:54,500
to help me post photos
every day along the way.

1900
01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:56,583
So stay safe, be yourself,

1901
01:21:56,666 --> 01:21:58,666
and I'll see you guys soon.

1902
01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:01,833
♪ Lift your open hand ♪

1903
01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:04,833
♪ Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance ♪

1904
01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:06,666
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

1905
01:22:07,416 --> 01:22:09,000
-All right, Alden.
-[buzzing]

1906
01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:11,375
Never say I'm someone
who welches on a bet.

1907
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:17,333
♪ So kiss me ♪

1908
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:20,875
[shutter clicking]

1909
01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:22,333
[shutter clicking]

1910
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,166
♪ So kiss me ♪

1911
01:22:25,916 --> 01:22:27,250
♪ Jordan V D ♪

1912
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,291
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

1913
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:33,333
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

1914
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,875
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

1915
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,041
[Padgett laughs] Sorry.

1916
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,000
[laughing]

1917
01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:42,208
-…sister again.
-Hm.

1918
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,708
Goddamnit, I flinched.

1919
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:44,666
[laughing]

1920
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:46,583
Get it!

1921
01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:49,208
[crew laughs]

1922
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:50,708
Working. It's working great.

1923
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:59,541
[beatboxing]

1924
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:07,416
Well, I'm still here,
and I'm gonna say that again.

1925
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,458
[laughing]

1926
01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:10,333
I mean, aren't you captain of the--

1927
01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:11,833
[crew laughing]

1928
01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:16,000
[laughs]

1929
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:19,625
♪ Take you out to the Garden Cafe ♪

1930
01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:21,958
♪ On the mean streets of Pali ♪

1931
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:25,250
♪ Avocado toast tastes so great ♪

1932
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:28,208
♪ We livin' fabulous night and day ♪

1933
01:23:28,291 --> 01:23:31,166
♪ We the best in west, they say ♪

1934
01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:33,833
♪ Jorden V. D., you know my name ♪

1935
01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:35,125
♪ Reppin' Pali ♪

1936
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,541
♪ It's poppin! ♪

1937
01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:38,875
♪ I'm a young Kanye
Kid prophet. I'll profit ♪

1938
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,041
♪ My SoundCloud plays the most
You can't come close ♪

1939
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,375
♪ So kid, just stop it
Tip top it, can't cop it ♪

1940
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:44,666
♪ Hands off my Yeezy, suckers ♪

1941
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:48,708
♪ I'm the realest you encounter
Party like there's no mañana ♪

1942
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:51,208
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1943
01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:55,833
♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen, damn it ♪

1944
01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:58,666
♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen ♪

1945
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,125
♪ Yeah ♪

1946
01:24:03,458 --> 01:24:06,000
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

1947
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,458
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

1948
01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:10,083
♪ La-la-la-la ♪

1949
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:12,958
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