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[theme song plays]

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<i>♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got a superspy mom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And make things bad ♪</i>

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[phone ringing]

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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.

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Sir, we need a replacement.

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And fast.

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<i>♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Modify and rearrange ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make 'em better, nice</i>
<i>And strong and fast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Call in the replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get the replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just get the replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Replacements ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get the replacements ♪</i>

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[bell rings]

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Ooh.
The fall dance is coming.

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I hope it's not too late
to get my body armor polished.

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A dance?! Sweet!
I've never been to one of those.

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No way!
You have never been to a dance?

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No, but I did do
some research on the net.

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Which dances are in these days?

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The running man.

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The mashed potato.

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The hokeypokey.

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Make it stop!

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That's better!

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OK, please stop whatever
it is you're doing.

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Riley, the fall dance is only
the most important social event

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between the Halloween Hoedown
and the Thanksgiving Young Dance.

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We're talking boys here, Riley!

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[fanfare plays]

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Can I have this dance?

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Of course, Johnny.

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[music playing]

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You've made me, like,
the happiest dude in the world.

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[whistle blows]

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Giddy-up, Rainbow Jumper.

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-Ow!
-Ow!

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-Ow!
-Ow!

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Ow!

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[neighs]

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[blows raspberry]

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-You like Johnny Hitswell?
-No! I mean, well, kind of.

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OK, I think he's a total hottie,

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but whenever he talks to me,
I say something stupid.

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Hey, Riley. Good game yesterday.

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Hey, Johnny.
Do you think bees sweat?

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They fly around so fast,
I bet they get really sweaty.

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Yeah, Riley.
That's, uh, really interesting.

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Hey, Johnny. How 'bout us cool girls
walk you to practice?

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Yeah, uh, OK.
See you there, Riley.

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[groans]
I'm such a dork!

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No arguments here.

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Good luck trying to dance with Johnny.
Every girl in school likes him.

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Besides, he sees you as his buddy
from the baseball team,

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and guys do not dance with their buddies.

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So, what should I do?

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Well, if you want to impress him,

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you'll definitely need to do
something with your hair.

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-[Abbey] And your clothes.
-[Tasumi] And your shoes.

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-[Abbey] And your--
-OK! OK! I get the point!

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I need a makeover.

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Let's see, what should I wear today?
Hmm.

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It feels like a jumpsuit kind of day.

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Hey, Dad. Where's Mom?

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I think she said something
about a super-secret spy mission

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to the secluded mountain compound

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of Dr. Scorpius to recover
the Precoby diamond.

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Either that or she went to the mall.

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I forget.
Anyway, what's up?

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Well, the school dance is tomorrow

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and I really want
to make a good impression.

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That shouldn't be a problem,

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considering your mother and I
already signed up to be chaperones.

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And if there's ever a lull in the party,

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I'll just wow everybody with my
new hobby, raccoon juggling.

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I'm already up to three raccoons.

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Hup, hup, hey...
[yelling]

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Now, come on, guys, we rehearsed this!

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Hey, Dad, let's make this
the one formal event

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where you don't bring your raccoons.

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What would be really great, though,

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is if you could take me
to get a makeover.

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Sure!
And what perfect timing!

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Our family's monthly trip to
Super Discount Budget Cutz is tomorrow.

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Good ol' Wally never lets us down.

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Aw, Dad, not One Cut Wally.

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That's not fair.
You know he's got more than one cut.

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Remember last time?

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All right, what number?

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I'll take a one.

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-Two.
-Three.

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Uh, surprise me.

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Wow, that Wally is a miracle worker.

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[shudders]

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[telephone rings]

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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.

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I need a new look and Wally
at Super Discount Budget Cutz

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isn't going to cut it.

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Walter Burns, our nation's military
needs a barber

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who can give identical haircuts
to thousands of new recruits.

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-Are you up to the challenge?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Hey!

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<i>Bon chance, mon ami.</i>

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Hello. We're here for
our 3:00 appointment with Wally.

118
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Sorry, Wally's gone.

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The new guy, Fabian Le'Tool
is taking all his appointments.

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Voila!

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Amazing!

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And pookie has never looked better.

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Have you?
Have you?

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Aw! The pretty girl.

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Sorry, Riley.

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I guess with Wally gone,
there's no point in paying

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for that fancy
Super Discount Budget Cutz look.

128
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Actually, Dad, why not
give this new guy a try?

129
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Uh, I don't know.

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[French accent]
Oh, my! Are you my 3:00?

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Look away, everyone!
We have a disaster area over here!

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Hello?
Oh, it's the 1950s.

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They want their hairstyle back.

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Hello? Who is this?

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Hey.

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Susan, I need my scissors,
a dab of mousse,

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and 40 ccs of yellow
number three hair dye. Stat!

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Hey!
What are you doing?

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And voila!

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[gasps]
I look incredible!

141
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You're even better than Wally!

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[crying]

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Everything I know is wrong!

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Cool! I'm next!

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Hold on.
I'm feeling inspired.

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And voila.

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Wow, I look just like teen
dance sensation/all-around dream boat,

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Kyle Preston.

149
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No, no!
He looks like you. Next!

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Sir, my first dance is tonight,

151
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and there's a boy
I really want to impress.

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[exclaims] Say no more.
I know how important that can be.

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Peggy!
Cancel the rest of my appointments!

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We are giving this girl a full makeover.

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Too freakish.

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Too fruit-like.

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Too foul.

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Fabulous!

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Scissors.

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[snipping]

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Shears.

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Crepe.

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[gulp]

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Thanks, I needed that.

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Number three comb.

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I said number three, Giselle!
Do you want to lose this curl?!

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[sighs]

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We've done all we can.
[sniffles]

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It's up to her now.

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How is she?

171
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I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Daring.

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Your daughter is completely...

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Fabulous!

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[Dick]
Honey, you look beautiful!

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[Todd] Whoa!
What did you do with my sister?

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[music playing]

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[both gasping]

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Wow.

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I'm blinded by love with the fog
and the humidity and uh...

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[gasps]
I mean, eww...

181
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[yelps]

182
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Riley? Is that you?

183
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-You look great!
-Wow! You're a total hottie!

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Hello, my beautiful.

185
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Please accept this corsage,
which I took from that nerd.

186
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I'm happy to help pretty lady
with the flowers and the hemorrhaging.

187
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Uh, thanks, I guess.

188
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I've never felt this way
about a girl before.

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I'd punch a million cupids
just to see you smile.

190
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Well, if you really liked me,
you'd prove it by standing over there.

191
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OK.

192
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I'll be waiting!

193
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[gasps]

194
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Who is that handsome devil
in the punch bowl?

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[sighs]
I'm glad I made it.

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Oh, honey.
Doesn't our daughter look beautiful?

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[gasps]

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-[grunts]
-[yelling]

199
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Who are you and what have you done
with my husband?

200
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K, it's me!

201
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Nice try, Dr. Scorpius,
but my husband isn't nearly this fabulous.

202
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Now, what have you done
with the Precoby diamond?

203
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[groaning]

204
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-Hi, Johnny.
-Ooh, Johnny, you look great.

205
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Whoa. Do I know you?

206
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Hi, Johnny, did you know that the tongue
is the strongest muscle in the body?

207
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No, you don't know her.

208
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She's definitely not one of your buddies
from the baseball team.

209
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You should totally dance with her.

210
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Yeah. OK. In a little bit.
I got to do something first.

211
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Carne is Spanish for meat.

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[grunting]

213
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Look! It's teen dance sensation/all-around
dream boat, Kyle Preston!

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[all screaming]

215
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Hey, Riley, the girls and I were talking
and since you look so fabulous tonight,

216
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we thought we'd invite you to become
an official member

217
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of the cool girls club.

218
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-Me? A cool girl?
-Uh-huh.

219
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We're meeting in the dark courtyard
behind the gym right now.

220
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OK!

221
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Hey, fellow cool girls.
What's up?

222
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Your membership application.

223
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Oh, well, I'll just lean over
the fountain here and sign it.

224
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[gasps] My dress.

225
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[girls laughing]

226
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Oops. So sorry.

227
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Guess your little fairytale is over...
Cinder-Riley.

228
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[laughing]

229
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[shivering]

230
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Wow!
I can't believe I used to like you.

231
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You were a lot prettier
when you were dry.

232
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[thunder rumbles]

233
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[crying]

234
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[groans]

235
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-Hey, Riley.
-Johnny?

236
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W... what are you doing here?

237
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I've been looking for you all night.

238
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-Really?
-Of course.

239
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Riley, you're like
the coolest girl I know.

240
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All those other girls care about
is dressing up and looking good,

241
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but I'd much rather dance with you
than some pretty girl.

242
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,786
Um, thank you?

243
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,825
Hey, I think the last song is playing.

244
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,997
-Can I have this dance?
-Of course, Johnny.

245
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,503
Oh, wait.
I promised some other girl...

246
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,463
-I should probably--
-Don't worry.

247
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I have a feeling she'll understand.

248
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[music playing]

249
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[panting]

250
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[grunting]

251
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:24,919
Incoming!

252
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[all screaming]

253
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,998
-Hurry up! Move!
-[Agent K] I'll get you, Dr. Scorpius!

254
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,543
You will never make it back to Cairo!

255
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,575
[yelling]

256
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:54,628
Ladies and gentlemen, marvel as I,
the daring Todd Daring,

257
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:57,789
grind down this rail, over the fountain,
and kick-flip over the stairs

258
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,665
as I catch a priceless vase,

259
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:03,380
which my good friend Jacobo
will be tossing into the air.

260
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,578
Dude! Who are you talking to?

261
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,627
I'm the only one here.

262
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,075
[shattering]

263
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,626
Hey, what gives?

264
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,709
[Irish accent]
Not so fast, Johnny Hot-skates.

265
00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,042
The mayor banned skateboarding
on public property.

266
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,995
So, if you don't leave,
I'm going to call your parents.

267
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:27,923
[splashing]

268
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Last thing we want is a bunch of kids
hanging around the library.

269
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:33,705
[grunts]

270
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,542
I told you to stay off my property!

271
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,245
<i>Perfecto.</i>

272
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,669
<i>Aye me.</i>

273
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,170
The mayor's new law says you kids
can't skateboard here anymore.

274
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,290
Chalk one up for me and my broom.
[laughs]

275
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:52,325
Fine. I'll just go to the lame
skate park like everyone else.

276
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,543
I'm happy to be here today
at the Pleasant Hill Skate Park...

277
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,380
to demolish it!

278
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,630
And to dedicate
a new Skate Park Memorial Park.

279
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:06,582
Hey, that's not fair!
There's nowhere left to skateboard.

280
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:07,917
Oh, that's not true, son.

281
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,170
We've designated this special skate zone
for anyone who still wishes

282
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,210
to waste their life skateboarding.

283
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,791
Oh, this is bogus!
You can't do that!

284
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,375
[giggles]
Of course I can.

285
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,167
I'm the mayor.
I can do whatever I want.

286
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,165
See? I just did that.

287
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,671
[chuckles] So, unless you know
of a special corporation

288
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,210
that has the ability to somehow replace me

289
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,461
with a mayor who lets you skateboard
wherever you want,

290
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,922
well, you're just out of luck.

291
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,786
Like that could happen.

292
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,169
Oh, wait a minute.

293
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,957
Oh!

294
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,710
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.

295
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:44,792
Sir, I want to replace our town's
totally bogus mayor.

296
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,875
[Mr. Fleem] Todd, Fleemco is a powerful
corporation, but this is America.

297
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:53,709
<i>We can't just use our money and influence</i>
<i>to alter the political process.</i>

298
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,125
[laughing]
Just kidding.

299
00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,248
Uh, I'll use up some favors
and get you a new mayor by tomorrow.

300
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,630
Who, me?

301
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,879
The new ambassador to Ingunaguay?

302
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,959
So long, suckers.

303
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,825
And that's one hyena that won't be
laughing again anytime soon.

304
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,077
In other news, sources tell me,
Ace Palmero,

305
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:19,126
that Pleasant Hills has a new mayor,
skateboarding legend, Trevor Boddie.

306
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,918
Awesome!

307
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:24,079
Good! I never liked that old mayor.

308
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,666
Always keeping the stunt man
down with his laws.

309
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,826
What do you mean I can't ride
my rocket-powered bathtub here?

310
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,667
Tell it to the mayor, Johnny Hot Tub.

311
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,130
[coughing]

312
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,919
<i>The new mayor's first order of business</i>

313
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,830
<i>is getting the town a quote,</i>
<i>"gnarly makeover."</i>

314
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,877
<i>I, Ace Palmero,</i>

315
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,419
have already witnessed
new freeway ramps built as loopty loops,

316
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,750
<i>the street luge has replaced the cable car</i>

317
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,884
<i>as the town's</i>
<i>public transportation system.</i>

318
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:54,579
And the town's water supply
has been switched to Uber Vasser,

319
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,497
the official energy drink
of extreme skaters everywhere.

320
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,830
Hey, guys.
And by guys, I mean you two.

321
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:00,957
This water's great.

322
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,285
Tastes sweet.
Wanna build a barn?

323
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,584
[hammering and sawing]

324
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,538
Now, let's go mountain biking.

325
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,325
Hey, look a chipmunk.
Better catch it.

326
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,580
<i>I, Ace Palmero, have also learned</i>
<i>that Mayor Boddie</i>

327
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,287
<i>has repealed every law</i>
<i>passed by the former mayor</i>

328
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,325
<i>except the law forbidding</i>
<i>rocket powered bathtubs,</i>

329
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,497
<i>because that would be stupid.</i>

330
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,883
[sighs]

331
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,169
Sweet! I'm going skating!

332
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,328
Whoa, this place is awesome now.
See you guys later.

333
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,417
[chuckles]
K, watch me go down the big ramp.

334
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,630
I'll be watching, dear.

335
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,377
Hey, dudes.
What's up?

336
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,288
Whoa, dude.
Who invited you?

337
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,575
Seriously, check out this antique.

338
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,497
What garage sale did you get this from?

339
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,463
Oops.

340
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,082
-[whimpers]
-And could that jumpsuit

341
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:57,916
be any less gnarly?
Oh, man, is that polyester?

342
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,630
[all laughing]

343
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:04,963
Yes, the tough stunt man
finds cotton too scratchy.

344
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:07,001
Whoa!
A talking car.

345
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,213
Dude, that is gnarly, bra.

346
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,167
[sighs]

347
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,289
Riley, you should have seen it.

348
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:18,125
Jacobo tried to ollie off the roof
of the post office and totally biffed it.

349
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,538
It was sweet.

350
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,705
[groans]
Don't mention sweet.

351
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,212
I'm still coming down
from my Uber Vasser rush.

352
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,961
<i>And this just in,</i>
<i>Pleasant Hills will host this year's</i>

353
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,331
<i>Ultimate Game's freestyling competition.</i>

354
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:35,037
<i>To honor this event, Mayor Boddie</i>
<i>has made it mandatory for all residents.</i>

355
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,325
<i>Boo-ya!</i>

356
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:41,707
<i>Now, if you'll excuse me,</i>
<i>I, Ace Palmero, have a cube to gleam.</i>

357
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,172
Sweet!

358
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,040
Todd, have you stopped to think
that a town full of skateboarders

359
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:49,375
just might have a few
teensy weensy little drawbacks?

360
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,998
Are you kidding?
Skateboarding is awesome!

361
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,543
And if something is awesome, you obviously
want as much of it as possible.

362
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,285
It's a scientific fact.

363
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,285
Come on, Jacobo.

364
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,665
Let's go upstairs
and hit stuff with your cast.

365
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,538
Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.

366
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,751
[both grunt]

367
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,002
[siren blaring]

368
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,423
Sorry, ma'am. Law says
you got to have to have a skateboard.

369
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,920
Now, don't make me call your parents.

370
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,880
[shuddering]

371
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,169
[yelps]

372
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,960
-[man] Hey, get in line!
-Principal Cutler?

373
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,581
Oh, hey, Todd, sorry.
No cuts.

374
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,037
Now watch these radical moves.

375
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,962
[laughs]

376
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,791
[groans]
Could this get any lamer?

377
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,334
-Cowabunga!
-Charge!

378
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,167
Apparently, it can.

379
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,916
I don't need that stupid park.
I'll build my own skate ramp.

380
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,790
-Hey, that's my ramp!
-Yeah, sorry, little dude.

381
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,995
The mayor says we can skateboard
wherever we want.

382
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,583
-Oh, this stinks!
-[Riley] What's the matter, Todd?

383
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,167
I thought you wanted this to be
a skateboarding town.

384
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,710
Not like this.
Skateboarding was my thing,

385
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:06,542
but now that Mayor Boddie passed that law,
it's everybody's thing.

386
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,535
[donkey braying]

387
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,500
Dad, you're drinking root beer?
It's not even noon.

388
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,995
[Dick burps]
Oh, what does it matter?

389
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,787
Look at that young go-getter.

390
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,495
The world was his lobster.

391
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,003
<i>And now Dick Daring,</i>

392
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,923
<i>the grooviest young superstar</i>
<i>in the stunt world,</i>

393
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,250
adjusts his bell bottoms,
checks his mood ring,

394
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,213
and away he goes!

395
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,083
He did it!
He jumped the shark!

396
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,206
-[cheering]
-Hey...

397
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,500
[sighs] I used to be the envy
of thrill seekers everywhere.

398
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:45,916
Yeah, when everyone's extreme, no one is.

399
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,830
Oh, man, I have to do
something about this mayor.

400
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:51,537
So, it's a high-ranking
government official

401
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,785
you wish to take down, is it?

402
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:56,075
Well, the trick is to first recruit
an alliance of his adversaries,

403
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,496
then plant a mole in a certain--

404
00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,543
Uh, thanks, Mom, but I think
I'm just going to go talk to him.

405
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,075
Oh, well, I suppose
that's an option as well, isn't it?

406
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,249
So... [clears throat]
we are all agreed the month of November

407
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,543
will now officially
be known as Gnarlyvember.

408
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,955
-Gnarlyvember.
-Gnarlyvember.

409
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,041
-Owned!
-Owned!

410
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,165
Mayor Boddie, we need to talk.

411
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,630
-How'd you get in here, little dude?
-It wasn't hard.

412
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:23,919
The security guard was just some skater
passed out in a pile of taco wrappers.

413
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,500
Oh, so he's the one
that's been boggarting all the tacos.

414
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,253
Not cool, Waldo.

415
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,833
Well, at least we have pie.

416
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:36,787
Mayor Boddie, now that everybody
in town is a skater, it's no fun.

417
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,995
Dude, that's not a very gnarly attitude.

418
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,883
Hey, you know what would be really gnarly?

419
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:45,669
Putting your title as mayor on the line
at tomorrow's Ultimate Games.

420
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,920
Whoa. That would be heck-a-gnarly.

421
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,540
All right, little dude, I'm game,

422
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,415
but you gotta put
something on the line, too.

423
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,710
-Like what?
-Like your family's gnarly talking car.

424
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,376
It's a deal.

425
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,127
[Boddie]
Dude, this car is awesome.

426
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,378
The first thing I'm gonna do

427
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,748
is I'm gonna deck this thing out
with a hot plate.

428
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,464
Just for the record,
I never agreed to this.

429
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,292
[Ace Palmero
Let's give it up for Jack!

430
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,375
It's gonna be tough to beat
says me, Ace Palmero.

431
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:17,327
Next up, reigning freestyle champion...

432
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,963
Mayor Trevor Boddie.

433
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:29,960
Wow! A triple 360 kick
with combo twist. Unbelievable.

434
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:32,711
I hereby declare this car owned.

435
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,082
-Wa-bam!
-Beat that, little dude.

436
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,996
I can't, but this guy can.

437
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,750
[laughs]

438
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,174
What are you doing here, poser?

439
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,000
Kicking your butt, old school.

440
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,253
[groans]

441
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:49,247
Is that a bathtub? You can't use that.
It's against the rules.

442
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:53,503
Rules! Ha!
I play by my own rules.

443
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,673
Bring out the shark, fellas!

444
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,424
Look out below!

445
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,580
Yeah.

446
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,875
[crowd cheering]

447
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,210
Hey...

448
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,583
Hey!

449
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,457
Dude, you got owned.

450
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,078
[chuckling]

451
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,536
You're the best, Dad.

452
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,671
This year's gnarliest athlete

453
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,290
and the new mayor of
Pleasant Hills is Dick Daring.

454
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,665
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

455
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:47,380
Now, as mayor, I promise to be
a fair and judicious leader

456
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,668
who won't pass anymore frivolous laws.

457
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,075
What?
It's a good look.

458
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,960
Ooh!
There's pies in here!

459
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,330
[announcer] <i>The Fleemco company presents:</i>
<i>Shelton Klutzberry on versatility.</i>

460
00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,167
Being versatile means being
able to do a lot of things.

461
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,420
Like me, I play baseball.

462
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,920
Thanks, Todd. Oh!

463
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,331
Night, night.

464
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,707
<i>But did you also know I sell newspapers.</i>

465
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:18,882
So, be like me
and try lots of different things.

466
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:21,169
Now, if I can only do one of them well.

467
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,250
[babbling]

468
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,883
[announcer] <i>This has been</i>
<i>Shelton Klutzberry on versatility.</i>


