1 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,939 With great power 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,190 comes the absolute certainty 3 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,150 that you'll turn into a right cunt. 4 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,513 We got everything under control. 5 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,088 An explosion rocked Midtown Manhattan. 6 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,030 Soldier Boy. 7 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,074 And what you gonna do when you find him? 8 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,118 You need us. 9 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,580 You shot up an untested drug from Vought. 10 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,081 Nina. 11 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,892 Our classified lab destroyed... 12 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:41,917 My powers are gone! 13 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,437 ...three of my contacts disappeared, 14 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:46,130 so you're the one who pays the debt. 15 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,506 Black lives matter! 16 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,341 Supe lives matter, fucking ingrates! 17 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,676 Stop! 18 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,200 Nathan will never walk away. 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,430 - What the fuck? - Crimson Countess. 20 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,265 Your lover boy's on his way here. 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,267 How much did the Russians pay you? 22 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,394 - They didn't. - I loved you. 23 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,938 I hated you. We all did. 24 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,692 You're teaming up with a murderer. 25 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,402 Please don't go. 26 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,577 Past few days have got me feeling a little, um... 27 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,871 well, philosophical. 28 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:22,750 Uh, these Supervillain attacks, they've affected everyone. 29 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:26,420 Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from. 30 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,214 We're all in this together. 31 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:32,301 And together, we can imagine a better world. 32 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,097 Stop. 33 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,599 Deep. 34 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,869 Is there anyone else that can operate this thing? Seriously. 35 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,412 Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them. 36 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,147 - What? You fired them. - Here, I found it. I found it. 37 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,233 Okay. 38 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,734 Stop. 39 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,445 Zoom in. 40 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,701 Soldier Boy. 41 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,661 No, that's impossible. He died, like, 42 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,913 - 40 years ago. - Someone's cosplaying? 43 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:45,124 Look at his face. It's him. 44 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,501 - Or maybe CGI. - It is not CGI. 45 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:50,045 You don't even know what CGI stands for. 46 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,422 It stands for "blow me." 47 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,191 I don't understand. Where has he been? 48 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,675 Why did he kill Crimson Countess? 49 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,902 I mean, the two were, like, fucking 50 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,445 Kurt and Goldie. All right, you know what? 51 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,680 This is fine. This is fine. We dominate the news cycle. 52 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,116 I will call Haberman. We'll message that we got 53 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,242 Soldier Boy totally under control. 54 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:03,809 Shut up. 55 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:07,146 You want to tell the world that Soldier Boy, 56 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,731 hero of heroes, 57 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,316 is back from the fucking dead 58 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,984 and blowing up Midtown? 59 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,444 Before me, he was Vought. 60 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,171 His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley. 61 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,572 Oh, my God, 62 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,158 if this gets out... 63 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,826 company's fucked. I'm fucked. 64 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,578 Oh, God. If the company falls, I fall. 65 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,038 Oh, fuck. 66 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:28,459 Oh, God. Why is this happening to me? 67 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,337 This isn't fair. 68 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,380 This is so fucking unfair. 69 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,261 Okay. 70 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:40,512 I'll handle this. 71 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,640 I'm gonna find him and kill him. 72 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,558 You bury it. All of it. 73 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:45,744 The footage, no one sees it. 74 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,227 He fucks it up, it's your head. 75 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,729 Noir. 76 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,902 Why would he kill Crimson Countess? 77 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,821 He was your team leader, you have any idea? 78 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,958 I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal. 79 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,503 Seriously. You're the only one I can count on. 80 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,242 Uh... thank you. 81 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,723 What the hell? 82 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,810 Where's the Chop Socky Oriental Sauce? 83 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,729 They don't have that anymore. 84 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,730 Why the fuck not? 85 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,400 Uh, many... many good reasons. 86 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,544 Did you get the other shit? 87 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:21,238 Here you go, guv. 88 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,115 Oh. 89 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,159 Man, I missed bennies. 90 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,077 It's how we won D-Day, you know. 91 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,996 We were wired to the fucking gills. 92 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,043 Listen, let's have a little chat 93 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,128 about this team-up, yeah? 94 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,811 Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for? 95 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,423 The last one handed me to the Reds. 96 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,176 And we got you out of that little pickle. 97 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,844 We wrapped up Crimson Countess 98 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,180 and delivered her like a fucking Christmas turkey, 99 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:49,016 and I even sorted Gunpowder for you. 100 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,393 Why am I supposed to be impressed with that? 101 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,937 That's like killing Emmanuel Lewis. 102 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,209 Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him. 103 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,833 Hands off the fucking shield. 104 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:01,153 - Mm. - Anyway, 105 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,863 you want payback on Payback, don't you? 106 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,948 Well, it just so happens 107 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,201 that we 108 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,704 are experts at exterminating shit bag Supes. 109 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,207 You see, it's a whole different world out there now, son. 110 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,958 We're here to help you find your way. 111 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,585 Well, I can find them on my own. 112 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,045 Uh, are you sure? 113 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,798 I mean, do you know what a GPS is? 114 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,133 Or-or Bluetooth? Or, I mean... 115 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,468 ...the internet? 116 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,514 You made those words up. 117 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,808 No. No. No, those are real words, um, 118 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,476 and-and you need those to find them. 119 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,811 All right? You need us. 120 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,147 Kid's right. 121 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:40,567 And all we ask in return 122 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:44,571 is that you add one more name to the list. 123 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,452 Who? 124 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:54,331 A right cunt named Homelander. 125 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,085 I've seen pictures. 126 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,670 Who is he? 127 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,131 He's the new you. 128 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,133 No one's the new me, pal. 129 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:09,179 But why him? 130 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:12,391 Let's just say you're not the only one wants payback. 131 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:16,603 Hm. Hm. 132 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,813 All right. 133 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,941 You help me find the rest of my team, 134 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,902 and I'll help you with this Homelander. 135 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,416 So, you think that Soldier Boy 136 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,251 is going after the rest of Payback? 137 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,616 Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own. 138 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,005 She had help. 139 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,175 Soldier Boy's just getting started. 140 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,861 Do you know where any of them are? 141 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,196 Those shady-ass TNT Twins 142 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,096 got an address in Vermont. 143 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,098 - Okay. Does Butcher have it? - No, 144 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,351 but he'll get it. 145 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,103 I think Soldier Boy is bulletproof. 146 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,023 This ain't for Soldier Boy. 147 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,696 Look, I'm pissed at those guys, too, 148 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,573 but we have to keep our heads on. 149 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:55,035 Why? Why do I always have to take the high road? 150 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,120 You know, when white folks get mad, 151 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,622 y'all motherfuckers go berserk, 152 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,208 but I got to turn the other cheek? 153 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,628 Fuck the high road, fuck Butcher, and fuck Hughie. 154 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,296 Hughie is not himself right now. 155 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,590 Hughie is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices. 156 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,549 M.M.! 157 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,593 Please. Soldier Boy 158 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,096 is gonna kill more people. I mean, fuck. 159 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,555 Kimiko is in the hospital. 160 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,224 She lost her powers. 161 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,435 Frenchie isn't answering, Alex is dead, 162 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,145 and Maeve... 163 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,611 We're all we've got. 164 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 It's up to us. 165 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,458 Shit. 166 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,585 This is Starlight. 167 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,963 Yeah, of course, Ashley. I'll be right there. 168 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,840 I got to go up to the Tower for a little bit. 169 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,216 Now? 170 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,194 If I don't go, they're gonna know something's up. 171 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,886 I'll be one hour. 172 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,932 Do I need to worry about you? 173 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,190 Okay. 174 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,444 Even the greatest trees 175 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,738 must grow from a single seed. 176 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,824 Follow one proud Black man's journey 177 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,118 to the root of his roots, 178 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:22,372 as he takes the A-Train to Africa. 179 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:26,043 Jesus fucking Christ. 180 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,169 Hey. 181 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,046 It looks great. 182 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,423 Man, there's so much strength in dignity. 183 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,884 What are you doing about Blue Hawk? 184 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,094 Okay, first of all, everyone at Vought 185 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,764 is just heartbroken over your brother's tragic accident. 186 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,890 It wasn't an accident. 187 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,850 Blue Hawk went apeshit for no reason. 188 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,036 Well, he said he felt threatened. 189 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,269 - Threatened? - Mm-hmm. 190 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,979 By what, a room full of Black people 191 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,230 with no superpowers? 192 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,857 Look, I've scheduled him for 12 weeks 193 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,108 of sensitivity training. 194 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,152 Fuck that. I want charges brought. 195 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,404 Okay, A-Train, persecuting Blue Hawk 196 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,073 will only make things worse. 197 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,240 This is a time for healing. 198 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,867 I don't give a shit. 199 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,078 I thought we got rid of the Nazis around here. 200 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,246 Vought rejects racism 201 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,165 - and Nazism unequivocally. Okay? - Hmm. 202 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,958 Now, uh, can we talk about this later? 203 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,627 I have a lot going on today. Thank you. 204 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,713 You know, whatever. I don't need you. 205 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,216 I'll just ping his chip, go get his ass myself. 206 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,551 No. Homelander wants everyone to present 207 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,220 a united front right now. 208 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,472 My brother is paralyzed. 209 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,307 I want some fucking justice. 210 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,726 Seriously? Justice? 211 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,019 - Yeah. - You want justice? 212 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,105 Yeah. 213 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,190 Oh, fuck. 214 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,651 I have spent over 100 hours 215 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,236 in crisis management meetings 216 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,864 specifically figuring out how to cover up your bullshit... 217 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,200 Including all three of your straight-up murders... 218 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,202 While you were out in the club with your crew, 219 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,329 or getting your toe sucked by Popclaw, 220 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,040 who, let's not forget, you also murdered. 221 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,835 Yeah, that's right. I know about that. 222 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,086 You did not give a shit 223 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,921 about all the collateral you caused then. 224 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,090 Now, all of a sudden, you care 225 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,427 because it happened to you? 226 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,762 Go fuck yourself. 227 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,598 Yeah, that's right. 228 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,600 I said that. 229 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:09,646 Out loud. 230 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,783 Homelander. 231 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,702 - What? - Couple things. Uh... 232 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,913 Noir, he's, uh, he's gone. 233 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,791 What do you mean, he's gone? 234 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,501 He cut out his tracking chip. 235 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,094 No, he-he-he... 236 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,683 He-he wouldn't. Not Noir. He wouldn't run. 237 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,644 Well... 238 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,897 He wouldn't do that to me. 239 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,690 He w... he wouldn't run. 240 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,195 Tell him... what we figured out. 241 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,613 Right. 242 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,456 We think Crimson Countess was just the start. 243 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,074 We think... he's going after 244 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,701 his whole team, including Noir. 245 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,179 The good news is, that means we know 246 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,205 where he's probably headed next. 247 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,290 The twins. TNT. 248 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,542 They're the closest. Vermont. 249 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,923 Okay. 250 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,634 Okay? Really? Homelander, thank you so much. 251 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,511 Shh, shh, shh. 252 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,099 You go there, 253 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,601 and you check it out. 254 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:33,271 - Yeah. - And if Soldier Boy does show up, 255 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,316 then, uh... 256 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,943 - you call me. - Yeah. 257 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,611 Uh... 258 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,030 - what should I tell the twins? - I don't give a fuck. 259 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,865 Got it. 260 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,867 Babe, that was amazing. 261 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,762 Yeah, but, you know, I didn't need you to jump in there 262 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,204 like that. I had the whole thing. 263 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,997 Hey, hey. 264 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,916 I'm just trying to help. Okay? 265 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,502 We're in this together, right? 266 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,170 Okay. Right. 267 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,297 Right. 268 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,902 Why the long face, tiger? 269 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,199 What if I can't handle him? 270 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,868 I mean, if Noir ran... 271 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,454 Oh, you can handle him. 272 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,040 You're the top of the food chain. 273 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,626 Hey, hey. 274 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,962 When we were kids, 275 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,047 alone in the bad room, 276 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,217 I got us through it, right? 277 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,510 Don't I always? 278 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,638 - Always. - No matter what. 279 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,639 No matter what. 280 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,434 And now, I'll get us through this. 281 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,812 Just as long as you and me stick together. 282 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,732 But... what if Edgar's right? 283 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,235 What if it was a mistake to take over Vought? 284 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,529 And-and... 285 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,198 and I am just talent, and they all know I'm a fraud. 286 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,868 What do you care what a bunch of mud people think? 287 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,746 Come on. 288 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,498 Tell me the real reason. I want to hear you say it. 289 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,586 - Say it! - I want them to love me. 290 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,920 Yahtzee! 291 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,799 Only it never seems to work out, does it? 292 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,969 Madelyn, Maeve, Storm front, 293 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,679 even your own son. 294 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,515 So why do you keep running headfirst 295 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,060 into the same brick wall? 296 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,983 I don't know. 297 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,027 Pants on fire. You know. 298 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,071 It's because, deep down, 299 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,282 there's a part of you that is still... 300 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,450 human. 301 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,661 - No. - Mm-hmm. Part of you is. 302 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,205 - Mm-mm. - A dirty, shriveled, 303 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,456 anemic little part of you 304 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,501 that still mewls for approval, and love, 305 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,004 and a mommy, and a daddy, and a boo-hoo-hoo. 306 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,091 Look at me, tiger. 307 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,593 Look at me. 308 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:12,472 We got to cut that part of you out like a cancer. 309 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,141 And then, well, 310 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,394 then, my boy, you can finally be 311 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,730 who you were always meant to be. 312 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,566 Pure. Clean. 313 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,695 Like marble. 314 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,408 These people would rather die 315 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,451 than be Soviet slaves. 316 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,537 It's too late. 317 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,956 Afghanistan is ours. 318 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,667 Wrong. It's free. 319 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,255 And I'll stand by our mujahideen brothers until the end. 320 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,881 You know what else I'll do? 321 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,050 What? 322 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,636 I'll distract you. 323 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,683 TNT! Detonate! 324 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,273 These fucking twins. 325 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,196 You know they couldn't hit their fucking marks? 326 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,153 Fucking unprofessionals is what they are. 327 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,989 Hey, uh, yeah, Butcher's gonna find them. 328 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,842 Why don't you, uh, why don't you get some sleep? 329 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,452 Mm, no. I've slept enough. 330 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,389 Dads. We know 331 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,933 you love taking your babies everywhere. 332 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,125 No matter where you go, Starlight Diapers... 333 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,960 Do men really walk around like that? 334 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,671 Yeah. I mean, dads do. 335 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,173 Okay, well... 336 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,884 Bill Cosby is America's dad, and, 337 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,570 tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead 338 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,970 in that pussy gear. 339 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,680 Lot to unpack there. Uh... 340 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,599 The Cos. That's a real man. 341 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,058 Holy shit, 342 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,144 did he make some strong drinks. 343 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,687 Holy fucking shit. 344 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,815 But, seriously, what passes as a man today? 345 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,484 Christ on a cross. 346 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,031 I read that we were ass up in Afghanistan. 347 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,285 The fuck is up with that? Those were the good guys. 348 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,180 - I mean, when I left, it was, uh... - Yeah, you know... 349 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,665 I mean, goddamn it. We-we were ten and one, you know? 350 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,001 I lead the 116th onto Omaha Beach. 351 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,253 I was in the fucking Eagle's Nest. 352 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,963 I fought for this country. 353 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,053 I fought for this country. 354 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,930 And what did I get for it? 355 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,391 Forgotten. 356 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,523 Left to rot by my own team. 357 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,827 You know, I wanted some rug rats of my own, 358 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,371 with Countess. Yeah. 359 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,789 Ain't that a bitch. 360 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,375 You know, couple of little boys. Raise them up 361 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,919 to be men. 362 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,463 Now... 363 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,800 ...now I got nothing. 364 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,136 Hey, um, can I ask you something? 365 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,724 What happened in Midtown? 366 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,563 I don't know. 367 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,022 I mean, your team wasn't there, 368 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,333 so did someone do anything, or say something... 369 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,901 - I said I don't know. - Okay. Okay, yeah. 370 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,369 I blacked out. 371 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,667 About ten minutes. 372 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,004 When I came to, the damage was done. 373 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:36,217 I didn't mean to hurt those people. 374 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,264 I'm not a bad guy. 375 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,435 But that won't happen again... 376 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,061 right? 377 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,398 Only if they got it coming. 378 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,111 Oi, oi. 379 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,115 You're bleeding. 380 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,076 Not mine. Got an address. 381 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,370 We're off to Vermont. 382 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,515 Lord of the Seven Seas. Wow. 383 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,559 My man, I'm such an incredible fan. 384 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,104 Jesus, Tommy. Slather his balls in peanut butter, why don't you? 385 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,607 Sorry. My sister's a goddamn bitch. 386 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,525 And, uh, TNT. 387 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,861 Right. I'm a big fan of yours, too. 388 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,404 Cool outfits. 389 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,948 Always felt you got railroaded 390 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,699 with that Starlight thing, by the way. 391 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,201 You know, like, what, 392 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,411 nowadays, you can't even pay a lady a compliment. 393 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,747 - I know, right? - You're disgusting. 394 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,875 Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know, 395 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,543 have a big star such as yourself 396 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,837 grace our humble soiree. 397 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,839 You guys having a party? 398 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,514 Wait, is this...? 399 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,477 This is Herogasm. 400 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,539 I'm really glad you're here. 401 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,833 I missed you. 402 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,176 - Who's joining us? - They didn't tell you? 403 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,928 Hey, there. 404 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,599 Hey, lady. 405 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,122 The mayor can say anything she wants, 406 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,814 but Homelander is the one working 407 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,190 - to catch the guy. - Mm. 408 00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,192 We're about to turn a corner here. 409 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,736 Absolutely, we are. 410 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,505 - Thank you, honey. - Of course, sweetheart. 411 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,698 That's reassuring. 412 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:07,160 But there are 19 dead and dozens wounded. 413 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,870 Congresswoman Neuman, 414 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,748 what do you say to the Americans who are watching right now 415 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,101 - and feeling scared? - Yeah, look, it's understandable... 416 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,085 What kind of a-a nasty question is that? 417 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,795 Oh, no, it's fine. I'm happy to answer... 418 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,256 Starlight just said, and I keep saying, 419 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,175 this is not a problem. 420 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,010 I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean... 421 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,863 I don't have time for your mediocre ambush. 422 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,014 Your job is to report facts, 423 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,475 not attack us when we sit here and tell you the truth. 424 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,269 The American people, they know. 425 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,480 They know when someone's telling them facts, 426 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,982 and they know when the media is lying to them. 427 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,026 There is no problem. 428 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,737 It is safe to go out. Period. 429 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,531 You know what? We're done here. 430 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:49,118 Stupid fucking hack. 431 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:53,164 Up next, Chuck makes empanadas with Rachel Ray. 432 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,874 We'll be right back. 433 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,268 And we're clear. 434 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,770 You fucking amateur. The next report 435 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,046 you're gonna be doing is inside my fucking asshole, 436 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,255 you piece of shit. 437 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,132 Hey, uh, you free for a little catch-up? 438 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,094 You know what? I'm-I'm a little slammed right now. 439 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:09,639 Oh, come on. Ten minutes won't kill you. 440 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,023 Hey, so, uh, where's Hughie? 441 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,691 Oh, he's just camping with his dad 442 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,193 for a couple of days. 443 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,655 Okay. Okay, good. 444 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,257 Oh, great. I thought he was avoiding me 445 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,550 - or something, you know... - No, no. 446 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,494 ...'cause he was scared I was gonna pop his head. 447 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,538 Hmm? 448 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,248 Come on, Annie. 449 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,000 Put them away. 450 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,002 I'm not gonna hurt you 451 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,963 or Hughie or your families. 452 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,215 Besides, you'd lose. 453 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,135 Then why are you here? 454 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,803 Because I want to help you. 455 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,098 Huh. Help. 456 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,642 From the psycho who blew up Congress. 457 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,019 Look, most of those guys passed around deepfakes of me 458 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,063 on the House floor blowing bin Laden, 459 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,149 so I'm not exactly overwhelmed with sympathy. 460 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,735 Annie, you need me. 461 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,279 You're all alone. 462 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,406 I mean, come on, that "hashtag Home light" shit? 463 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,366 That looks like you're in a hostage video. 464 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,659 Blink twice if I'm wrong. 465 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,387 And, what, you got to play nice with the guy 466 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:14,888 that throat-fucked you on your first day of work. 467 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:18,916 And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab, 468 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,086 but you and I both know she's probably dead. 469 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,588 I'm all you got. 470 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,591 Come on, Annie, you and I were friends. 471 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,467 None of that has changed for me. 472 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,136 Are you ever gonna get to the point? 473 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,724 You have 193 million Instagram followers. 474 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,059 Lend me your influence, and I'll lend you mine. 475 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,061 I can protect you from Homelander. 476 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,939 You'll finally be team captain for real. 477 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,816 And in return, you help me goose my numbers. 478 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,944 I can finally get my education reform bill passed. 479 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,863 We can make things better, Annie. 480 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,073 For my daughter, 481 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,909 for a lot of daughters. 482 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,872 Come on, what do you say? 483 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,669 You're right. 484 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:11,093 This whole place. 485 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,138 I'm so fucking tired... 486 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:19,185 ...of listening to people tell me 487 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,271 I need to be shitty in order to win. 488 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,234 Fuck you. 489 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:29,403 And fuck Homelander, and fuck Vought 490 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:32,573 and this "whatever it takes" crap. 491 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,824 You're just gonna end up 492 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:37,078 sitting on top of the steaming pile of shit 493 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,413 that you built. 494 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,332 I'm done. 495 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,543 I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore. 496 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,128 You're not gonna be doing anything 497 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,296 if Homelander kills you. 498 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,839 Yeah, maybe. 499 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:52,093 But then I'll know I'm not working with a fucking nutjob. 500 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,887 So, either pop my head 501 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,139 or get the hell out. 502 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,033 Hey, keep this between us? 503 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,662 It'd be really tough to take out America's sweetheart, 504 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,081 but not impossible. 505 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,490 I'm so sorry. 506 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,122 No. 507 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,008 No. S'il vous plait, 508 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,510 no. Don't do this. 509 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,971 His body is a masterpiece, no? 510 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:27,438 Do you know the story behind this one? 511 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,941 Oh, years ago, my cousin Kolya went State's witness, so 512 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:33,361 I send my Serge. Not even three 513 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,030 bullets could stop my attack dog. 514 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:41,285 Bar fight on the Basque coast. 515 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,120 He started it. 516 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:46,332 Oh, my beast. This is my favorite. 517 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,251 When Serge was 518 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:52,046 14 years old, he dropped a glass. 519 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:55,049 His father told him to kneel in the shards 520 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,301 and not move until he said so. 521 00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:01,889 Little Serge did not shift an inch, 522 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,100 not even after his father left to get drunk 523 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,060 and pass out in the whorehouse. 524 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,980 Oh, please, don't cry for Serge. 525 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:12,108 He likes to be told what to do. 526 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,443 And he loves to be punished 527 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,278 when he's bad. 528 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,905 Makes him hard. 529 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,449 No. 530 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,201 So... Cherie... 531 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,303 - No. - ...or Kimiko? 532 00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:25,204 No, don't do it. 533 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,456 Don't do this! Nina! 534 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,600 You must choose, Serge. 535 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:29,875 If not, I will kill 536 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,710 both of them, and when you've finished 537 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:34,213 screaming, crying, I will kill you, too. 538 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,555 - Choose. - No. 539 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,437 Fuck. 540 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,616 No. 541 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,139 Kimiko, run! 542 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:33,647 Kimiko! 543 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:35,565 No! 544 00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,132 Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 545 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,107 Mon coeur. 546 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:19,693 Mon coeur. 547 00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:21,487 She's gone. 548 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,406 Nina's gone. 549 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,202 It's over. 550 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,996 It's over. 551 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:42,174 Have you always had that? 552 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,905 I don't know what you're talking about. 553 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:53,769 I grew up in Harlem, 554 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,188 brownstone filled with family. 555 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,233 Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins. 556 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,485 One night, 557 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,404 there was a ruckus outside. 558 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,782 I looked out the window, and it was Soldier Boy. 559 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,826 He had pulled up on some kids that were trying 560 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:12,705 to boost a Benz, and so I run and wake up my granddad. 561 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:16,125 "Grandpa, Grandpa. It's Soldier Boy. Come look." 562 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,752 Soldier Boy takes the Benz, 563 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,671 and he hurls it through our house, 564 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,590 like a fucking freight train. 565 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:25,384 It missed me by about six inches. 566 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,178 And my grandpa... 567 00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:30,097 One minute he was there... 568 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,518 ...and then he wasn't. 569 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:38,105 And I woke him up. 570 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,065 I put him in that spot. 571 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,569 That is not your fault. 572 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,505 That's when this whole OCD shit started. 573 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,947 I mean, I don't understand it. 574 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:49,074 All I know is that if I didn't check the burners 575 00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:50,534 three times a night, 576 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,745 Soldier Boy would come back and kill the rest of us. 577 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,666 And I'm still that kid. 578 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,087 Still getting up in the middle of the night, 579 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:05,132 checking the burners. 580 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,926 'Cause if I don't, 581 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:11,472 Soldier Boy's gonna come back, 582 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,807 and he's gonna kill my family. 583 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:22,358 I got to get this motherfucker out of my head, 584 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,277 and end this. 585 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:27,571 Or it'll end me. 586 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,961 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, hell nah. 587 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,089 - Oh, my God. - Invitation? 588 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,548 I got your invitation right here. 589 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,050 Hey. 590 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,220 Starlight. I did not even recognize you. 591 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,931 Come in. You are more than welcome to party. 592 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,265 - Party? - Yeah. 593 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,726 The 70th anniversary of Herogasm. 594 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,561 - Fuck me. - Oh. 595 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,106 - Oh, shit. - Fuck. 596 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,273 You seem familiar. 597 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,317 You about to get familiar with these hands 598 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,486 if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage 599 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,238 away from my goddamn face. 600 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,072 Okay, okay, okay. 601 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,700 You are not Supe. 602 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,368 I'm with her. 603 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,911 For the fuck party. 604 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,956 Yeah. Um, mm-hmm. No, he's very good 605 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,624 at cunnilingus. Yeah, his tongue 606 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,917 - is just... Yeah. - Oh, yeah? 607 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,211 He just gobbles that vagina right up. 608 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,939 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 609 00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:28,340 - Mm-hmm. - Love Sausage, huh? 610 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:29,967 This is good name for me. 611 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,720 I like it. Come on in. 612 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,689 Oh, my God. 613 00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,359 Ah, swallow it all! 614 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:53,282 All right, so once a year, a bunch of C-listers 615 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,075 get together at one of their places 616 00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:56,910 to get they wicks wet. 617 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,620 Herogasm. 618 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,372 - I get it. - Mm-hmm. 619 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:02,100 Holy ass-ramming. 620 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,667 - Holy ass-ramming. - Ew. 621 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:05,169 Holy ass-ramming! 622 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,563 There's a lot more where that came from. 623 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,380 Holy ass-ramming! 624 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:14,595 Come on. Come on my hump. 625 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,054 That's it. 626 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,559 - Yo. - Yeah, you want it? 627 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,227 Poor Frenchie, man. 628 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,938 - He's always wanted to see this. - Harder! Yeah! 629 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,940 He's gonna be heartbroken. Look at that. 630 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:29,151 You know what's fucked up? 631 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,503 - Hmm? - It's that it's 632 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,862 real fucking sex workers here 633 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:34,490 getting banged up, and not in the good way. 634 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,469 Not that these Supes give a shit. 635 00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:39,411 When Soldier Boy gets here, 636 00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:40,871 it's gonna be a slaughter. 637 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,081 We have to get these people out. 638 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,002 What up, bro? 639 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,213 What the fuck did this motherfucker 640 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,982 - put on my jacket? - Oh, my God. Okay. Um... 641 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,341 It's my favorite fucking jacket. 642 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,902 - Let's go find a bathroom. - Some nasty-ass shit. 643 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,528 - Let's go find a bathroom. - This shit is sticky. 644 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,929 Let's go clean it up. Let's go. 645 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,907 - What the fuck is this shit? - Yellow tail sashimi? 646 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,892 No. No, not in the mood for that. Thanks. 647 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,655 - Goddamn it. - Throwing ropes. 648 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:06,897 Oh, shit. 649 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,817 Lick it up, you yummy brown bear. 650 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,656 I can't. 651 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:18,367 I need a bathroom. 652 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,077 Right now. 653 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,372 Oh, okay. So, this-this is an actual orgy. 654 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,748 That's what this is. 655 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,333 Fucking Herogasm. 656 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:29,336 Still a thing, eh? 657 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,338 It's my thing. I founded it 658 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,173 in '52. 659 00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,967 Me and this other Supe, Liberty. 660 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,969 Man, was she a firecracker. 661 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:42,015 Frenchie's gonna be heartbroken he missed this. 662 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,977 There are a lot of people in there. 663 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,566 Well, as long as they stay out of my way, they'll be fine. 664 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,903 Okay, all right. Just, uh, give me three minutes. 665 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,089 I'll jump in, I'll jump back out. 666 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,239 I'll tell you exactly where 667 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,408 to find the twins. Nobody else in your way. 668 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,285 Three minutes. 669 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,058 Soldier Boy? Nah, he's dead as dog shit. 670 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,834 No, he's not. 671 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,545 I swear, this is really happening. 672 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:14,715 Please, you need to help me get people out of here, now. 673 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,384 Starlight, come on. 674 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,469 Do not let them do this to you. 675 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:21,221 This... this fear. 676 00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:23,098 You heard what Homelander said. 677 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,826 La me stream media's making a fucking mountain 678 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,518 out of a molehill. 679 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,437 - Do the research. - Oh, my God. 680 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,730 This is real. 681 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,024 These attacks are real. 682 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,318 Soldier Boy is real. 683 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:35,961 Well, I just think you could stand to be 684 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,447 a little better informed. 685 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,991 Homelander's gonna take care of it, okay? 686 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,828 I'm gonna go find a salad to toss. 687 00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,079 Excuse me. 688 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:54,379 You melted my cock ring. 689 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,928 Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers! 690 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:07,517 Oh, my God, your mouth is amazing. 691 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,353 It's like a velvet vacuum draining my balls. 692 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,563 Oh, yeah. You are so fucking hot. 693 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:13,523 Oh... 694 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:16,652 God, your legs go on for days. 695 00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:22,658 Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my God. 696 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,993 - What the fuck? - Shit. 697 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,620 This isn't what it looks like. 698 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,996 What are you doing here? 699 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,432 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. Why would you even... 700 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,625 This octopus was sick. Why would you ask that? 701 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,062 - Homelander is gonna love this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't, don't, don't. 702 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:35,671 Please stop, stop, stop. No. 703 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,173 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look. 704 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,842 That's why I'm here. It's his idea. 705 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:45,013 What's his idea? 706 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:50,102 I said no cameras in the toilets, Tommy. 707 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,437 - Give it back. - You're pathetic. 708 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,772 You know what? 709 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,234 Let's see how everyone feels about close-ups 710 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,112 of their assholes without consent! 711 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,405 Fuck you. I'm done. 712 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:04,157 I never want to see you again. 713 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,246 Oh. That's so sweet. 714 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,124 Uh, just, I got to give my asshole a breather. 715 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,750 You know? 716 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,253 Then say goodbye to that West field mall opening 717 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:18,672 next week in Poughkeepsie, 'cause nobody 718 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,383 is coming to see you without me. 719 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,468 I fucking hate you. 720 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,154 I hate your mouth. I hate the way your jaw pops 721 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:26,096 when you chew. 722 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,348 And I hated every second I spent 723 00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:29,891 holding that clammy hand. 724 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,727 I should've killed you in the womb. 725 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:32,811 Ah, fuck you! 726 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:33,979 Fuck you! 727 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,564 Fuck you, Tommy! 728 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,774 Sorry. 729 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,277 Ah. 730 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,820 Hey, I know you like fucking Supes, 731 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,989 but I'm off the table. 732 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,158 That's not why I'm here, okay? 733 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,492 You're here, too, you know. 734 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,785 Whatever, Pornhub. 735 00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:51,496 I don't have time for you right now. 736 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,130 Hey. 737 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,049 You never said you were sorry. 738 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,133 What? 739 00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,343 For Robin. 740 00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:08,430 You never apologized for Robin. 741 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,140 Jesus, you want to do this right now? 742 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:11,475 Yeah, I do. 743 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,318 You just get away with everything, don't you? 744 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,229 Just running past all the broken people you leave behind. 745 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:21,151 All right, you know what? 746 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,569 What? 747 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,199 I'm sorry. 748 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:31,411 Is that what you want to hear? 749 00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:34,915 'Cause I am. 750 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,125 Okay? 751 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,960 It's fucked up, 752 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:43,423 seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that. 753 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,550 I'm sorry. 754 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:51,139 I'm fucking sorry, Hughie. 755 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,189 - Hughie. Hughie. - How did you do that? 756 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,672 - Stop, stop! - No. No, no, no. How the fuck did you do that? 757 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:02,901 - I'll show you again! - No. 758 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,820 That is not going to happen. 759 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,863 A-Train, get out of here. 760 00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:09,491 Not that you deserve the warning. 761 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,118 Come on. Come on. 762 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:12,953 Come on, come on. 763 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,916 Is he here? 764 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:20,544 He's only here for the twins, all right? 765 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,337 Nobody else has to get hurt. 766 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,940 You don't get to decide who to serve up 767 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,423 on a platter here, okay? 768 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,843 These are real people. We need to clear the house now. 769 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,636 This is about to be a fucking bloodbath. 770 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,031 No, it won't. I made Soldier Boy promise not to do anything... 771 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:35,183 Hughie, stop it. Listen to me. 772 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,644 Homelander is coming. 773 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:40,397 The Deep told me. 774 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,149 When those two start fighting... 775 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,444 Please. Help me. 776 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,664 - You have to go. - No. I need to stop him. 777 00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,374 Annie. No, Annie. 778 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,084 Annie! 779 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,964 Oh, my God... You teleported me? 780 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,465 What the fuck? 781 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,844 I saved you, Annie. 782 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,514 Jesus Christ. All I want is to save you. 783 00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:17,642 You keep saying that, but I don't need you to save me. 784 00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:19,186 Right, God forbid I help you, 785 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:20,979 because I always have to be the weak one, 786 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,439 - the one you have to rescue. - No. 787 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,791 You always have to be the strong one. 788 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,401 You always have to be so much stronger than me. 789 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,529 I thought that you didn't care about that. 790 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:32,365 I mean, on our first date, 791 00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,159 you said that it didn't bother you. 792 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,660 I know. 793 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,833 But it does. 794 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,420 Sometimes. 795 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:48,548 A little. 796 00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:56,932 I thought the drugs had fucked you up, Hughie, but... 797 00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:00,769 ...this is you. 798 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,398 This is all you. 799 00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:41,309 Halothane. 800 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,865 What'd you think you were gonna do with that? 801 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,491 You killed my family. 802 00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:58,952 Which one? 803 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:06,751 Oi. 804 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,338 Not him. 805 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:15,510 Twins are out there. 806 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,941 So you get Homelander, but I can't get Soldier Boy? 807 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:33,278 You're a fucking hypocrite, Butcher. Now move. 808 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:34,863 I can't let you do it, M. 809 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,656 It'd be suicide. 810 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,505 Oh, come off it. What you gonna do with it? 811 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:53,631 Move! 812 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,178 You're such a fucking idiot. 813 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,721 Can't even work the TiVo without me. 814 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,975 And there it is, you sick fuck. 815 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,061 Hiya, kids. 816 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,897 That poop chute's had a workout, huh? 817 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,774 Looks like the Lincoln Tunnel. 818 00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,027 Ben. 819 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,363 You fucked me, you selfish 820 00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:17,989 piece of shit! 821 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,701 That's enough. 822 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:30,085 - Nicaragua wasn't our fault. - Yeah, swear to God. 823 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,087 Then whose fault was it? 824 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:36,466 If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go. 825 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:38,510 I-it was Noir. It was Noir's idea, 826 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,220 top to bottom. 827 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,430 He gave you to the Russians. Please. 828 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,974 - Noir? - Uh-huh. 829 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:48,269 - Yeah. - Noir wouldn't take a shit 830 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,313 without Vought's say-so. 831 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:53,691 Please? It's the truth. 832 00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:13,920 - Give me your hand. - It's been years. 833 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,880 Do you want to die? 834 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:19,676 TNT detonate! 835 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:31,980 - I got to go. - Annie, wait. 836 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,232 Annie, Annie, Annie, just... 837 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:35,608 You can't go. 838 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,068 I can't? 839 00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,446 I'm not gonna let you. 840 00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:59,048 Oh, shit. 841 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,717 No. No. 842 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,385 I don't want to hear it right now. 843 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:11,853 Blue Hawk! 844 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,813 - What? - We got to talk. 845 00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:16,941 Jesus Christ, not right now. There's a psycho back there. 846 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:22,489 The fuck? Get your fucking hands off me. 847 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:25,492 You hurt a lot of people. You hurt my brother. 848 00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:27,285 You're not gonna get away with it. 849 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:28,786 Not this time. 850 00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:31,789 Fuck! 851 00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:00,985 God. 852 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,464 Help me. 853 00:47:21,548 --> 00:47:24,008 S-someone please help... 854 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,751 Huh. 855 00:48:08,595 --> 00:48:10,138 Sorted? 856 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:14,183 What happened? 857 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,696 William Butcher and Soldier Boy. 858 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,323 Of course. 859 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:31,159 You are behind this. 860 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,119 This whole thing. 861 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,415 It really is all about me. 862 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,668 William, we made a deal 863 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:45,048 to fight to the death, you and me. 864 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:47,216 This is cheating. 865 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,344 Deal's off. 866 00:48:57,185 --> 00:48:59,437 You were my hero growing up. 867 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,316 I watched all your movies, hundreds of times. 868 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:06,903 You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me. 869 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:10,782 Buddy, you think you look strong? 870 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:13,117 You're wearing a cape. 871 00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:16,329 You're just a cheap fucking knockoff. 872 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,539 Oh, no, no, no. 873 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,960 I'm the upgrade. 874 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,185 M.M. M.M. 875 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,854 M.M., M.M., please, I need you. People are hurt. 876 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,899 M.M.! M.M. Please. 877 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,402 He doesn't control you. 878 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,153 We have to help these people. 879 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,906 It's up to us. 880 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:14,846 You really had me going for a minute there. 881 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:19,517 Oi. 882 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,276 What the fuck? 883 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,493 What have you done? 884 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:40,288 Scorched earth. 885 00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:39,555 Do it! 886 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:45,895 Hughie! 887 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:47,104 Get out of here! 888 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,356 No fucking way. 889 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,388 Let's see? 890 00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,131 Hey. 891 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:58,676 I'm sorry. 892 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,352 Hey, please, no. Easy. 893 00:53:08,436 --> 00:53:10,271 We need a doctor to resew these stitches. 894 00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:19,447 It was always me. 895 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,574 What do you mean? 896 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,413 I blamed the V for making me a monster 897 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:29,539 but... 898 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,668 that's not true. 899 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:35,671 It is just who I am. 900 00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:37,590 No. 901 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:39,675 You are not a monster. 902 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:48,225 It seems no matter how much we try to run, 903 00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:51,729 we cannot escape our old lives, huh? 904 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:56,400 I suppose no one can run that fast. 905 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:08,329 Those things 906 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:12,041 Little Nina said about you 907 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:15,378 are NOT true. 908 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:18,923 Yeah. 909 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:10,099 This is a bad idea. 910 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:15,271 Homelander helped make me America's sweetheart. 911 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,775 He's gonna regret that. 912 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,869 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 913 00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,040 I'm in Montpelier, Vermont. 914 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:37,043 Twelve heroes and civilians are dead, 915 00:55:37,126 --> 00:55:39,128 a lot more are wounded. 916 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,547 Now, Homelander and Vought are going to tell you 917 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:45,593 that it was the Supervillain and that they have it handled. 918 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,219 They don't. 919 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,057 It was Soldier Boy. 920 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:53,392 I know I sound insane, but... 921 00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:58,981 Soldier Boy doesn't care about protecting Americans, 922 00:55:59,065 --> 00:56:01,317 and he probably never has. 923 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:05,362 Most heroes don't care about you. 924 00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:09,950 They only care about their image, and... 925 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:12,703 Homelander is the worst of them. 926 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,124 He's hurt people. 927 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:19,418 He's done something to Maeve. 928 00:56:23,506 --> 00:56:27,843 I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth, 929 00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:32,640 but I'm going to keep doing it, and I should've done it sooner. 930 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,809 I'm sorry. 931 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,770 And one more thing. 932 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:41,023 I'm not Starlight anymore. 933 00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:43,109 My name is Annie January... 934 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:47,530 ...and I fucking quit.