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Hot chocolate and a brioche
for Monsieur the Marquis!

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The curtain rises!

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Put the box aside,

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you must eat.

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Stone and cat piss.

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The house's usual breakfast.

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You know perfectly well
what must be done

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to earn the special.

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I'll take the usual.

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Cease provoking me

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by sucking on that old crust.

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Why do you persist

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in refusing my lobsters?

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You drive me wild!

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I haven't slept

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since I saw you take off your shirt

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at the registry.

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I love your body,

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so hard and lithe.

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Take me, take me!

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You sicken me, Ambert.

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What you failed to obtain
through blackmail,

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you will not gain through sentiment.

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Gaoler,

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please be so kind as to leave my cell.

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And do not forget the fouled water!

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Ah...

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I'm not good enough for you.

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Tomorrow, no more brioche!

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I am not at ease.

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Where shall we go once we're out?

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Wouldn't the Governor like to know that?

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I've never betrayed anyone.

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You know that back in the Mara is,

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they called me Pigonou the Vault!

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What about Zephyr the Whale, Delcourt,

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your accomplices
from the Iron-Heart's gang?

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Is it not thanks to you that
I was able to send them to the galleys?

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Your pardon, Lieutenant-General.

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I may have been your informer outside,

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but I shall never be a stool pigeon.

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I will never rat on you.

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Shut up and suck!

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Here is another one.

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Damn, that was a good one!

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What are you waiting for?
Start praying!

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One moment,

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I am taking the almanac,
Lieutenant-General.

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Saint Gerard, pray for us,

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Saint Francis of Assisi, pray for us,

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Saint Bruno, pray for us,

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Saint Fremant, pray for us, Saint...

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Hand me the mayonnaise and pray louder.

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Ambert might hear us.

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Saint George, pray for us,

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Saint Pelagia, pray for us,

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Saint Denis, pray for us,

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Saint Theresa, pray for us,

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Saint Baldwin, pray for us.

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This brazen man

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is too well-endowed

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and nature revolts within me

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at the mere suspicion of his pleasures.

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Do pleasures frighten you

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since you no longer enjoy them?

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You are mistaken, Colin.

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It is my heroine speaking.

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The one she is dealing with
is too well-endowed

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for the chosen orifice.

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Is he chubbier than I?

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Oh, yes.

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For you, it would be child's play...

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He cannot overcome the obstacles.

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As soon as he tries, he is rejected...

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He spreads, he presses, he tears...

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You're using too many verbs in a row.

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Don't meddle with the style...

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You may give me ideas once in a while,

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but I am the writer.

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Fine, fine...

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I'll keep quiet.

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But you're using too many verbs.

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The softened flesh yields,

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the path opens up.

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The ram penetrates...

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The ram?

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There's a ram now?

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Where did it come from?

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A metaphor!

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The ram penetrates.

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I scream in terror.

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Soon, the entire mass

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is swallowed

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and the snake,

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spouting its weakening venom,

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finally surrenders, weeping in rage.

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Oh, stop, you're exciting me!

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Here is the confessor you requested!

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Father!

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I am the most miserable of creatures!

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A sinner doomed to the flames of hell.

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Do not despair of divine mercy,
my child.

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Confess your sins.

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I had removed my clothes

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one by one to bathe in the river...

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Wait!

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While three held me to the ground,

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a fourth gentleman,
his face hidden by a mask,

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took advantage of me
in every possible way...

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Not so fast, my child.

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Where did he start?

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Here?

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Or there?

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From behind.

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From behind?

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What strange tale are you telling me?

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I need more details, my child.

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Did you keep your undergarments on?

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Well...

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Or did he tear them off?
Perhaps even rip them?

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He made a hole.

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He took me through my lace, Father.

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Look, Turd-Packer polishing the brass!

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The farm maid!

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Piss on it and it will shine better!

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Turd-Packer!

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You drunkards!

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Go take your guard duty

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or I'll report you to the Governor!

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While this monster deflowered you,

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what were the others doing?

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Were they nibbling your breasts?

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No, they wouldn't have dared!

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- They were at his service.
- At his service?

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You see...

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It was the King.

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You're mad!

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- You're delirious!
- No, alas!

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His mask slipped and I recognized him.

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His double chin, his large nose.

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It was His Majesty.

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Otherwise, why would he have had me
imprisoned by lettre de cachet?

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Oh! Pretentious and a liar!

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Beware,

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one does not trifle with divine mercy.

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There is worse, Father!

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What are you inventing now?

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I am pregnant with his works!

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The King's child will be born in jail.

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Till now, my friend,

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I have been a scoundrel.

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I courted beauty, was wayward.

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But now, virtue has come...

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into my... into my...

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Into my heart.

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Virtue has come into my heart.

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I shall only screw for money.

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<i>I'll become a stud for aging women</i>

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and I will teach them to play
with their bodies for a monthly fee.

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No, no, and no!

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You recite my play
as if reading an almanac!

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You seem to forget the stage-play!

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I am doing my best...

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- I am not a professional!
- I know!

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But you are the only performer
I have at hand.

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Do your best.

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Redo the end as you did
in yesterday's rehearsal.

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When you say
"to play with their bodies",

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you must undulate

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like this.

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Agreed, provided you invent me

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a more exciting story later.

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Deal.

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<i>I'll become a stud for aging women</i>

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and I will teach them to play
with their bodies for a monthly fee.

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Perfect. Go on!

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Already I see a molly

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who has only six months left

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to complete her forties,

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offering me her soft padding...

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Hush! Off stage!

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Into the pants.

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Gaétan de Préaubois,

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Governor of the Bastille.

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Leave us, Ambert.

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Monsieur le Marquis,

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I am delighted to meet you,

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I have heard much about you.

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I have been requesting
this interview for 628 days!

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The Governor surely
had other fish to fry...

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I did not want to intrude...

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Isn't one of the advantages of prison

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to escape from the annoying
and the importunate?

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What can I do for you?

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By Jove!

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Set me free!

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That's beyond the limits
of my authority.

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At least, tell me why I am here.

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As if you didn't know!

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Do you not recall having shat

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where you should not have?

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No.

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This will refresh your memory.

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What is it?

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Exhibit number one!

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At a guess,

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it's worth 30 years!

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It's not mine.

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It's a judicial error.

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Exhibit number two.

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Monsieur the Chief of Police,
the enclosed offense

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was committed before my eyes

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by a certain Marquis,

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a notoriously rebellious dog who,
despite his rank,

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enjoys undermining the foundations

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of religion and society.

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The Bastille would curtail
his evil-doings.

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Signed: a well-meaning friend.

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You rely on an anonymous denunciation.

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Your justice is admirable!

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Go on,
you'll earn yourself another 20 years.

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This is a conspiracy!

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Admit your crime.
Reveal the names of your accomplices.

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In my opinion,
you were not acting alone.

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I'm innocent!

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Jail does not scare me.

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Your laws are villainous

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and even within these walls,

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I will continue to oppose them.

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As you please. Think it over!

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Between us...

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Did you do it?

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If I had to remember
all the crucifixes I've defiled...

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A purely poetic stance!

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One with heavy consequences!

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What do you expect?

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I do not grant society
the right to rule my nature,

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since I, myself,
refuse to subdue my passions

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and desires.

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You could have at least told me.

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Sex and arse do not mix.

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When the right hand does not know
what the left hand is doing,

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they are not tempted
to applaud slavishly

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at every opportunity.

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No need to wait for me,

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I'll walk back.

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Had I not told you

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you were no longer welcome?

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Juliette... Please...

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- One last time...
- Pah!

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Your breath!

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You reek of bad breath
and spread a stench of fornication.

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My love, accept this small gift.

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You didn't really think you could buy

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Juliette de Titane with this trinket?

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It cost me 5,000 crowns.

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Money!

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Always money!

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How contemptible!

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You soil everything.

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Moreover,

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you've wet the rug.

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Yes, I know.

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Punish me.

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Remove your boots.

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Stand on the chair.

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Lower your breeches.

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Oh no, not the breeches, Mistress!

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Yes, and be quick about it!

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Ah, ah, ah!

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Poor sad little thing.

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Oh yes!

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Yes, harder!

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Oh yes!

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Oh, oh, yes, yes.

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Bite me harder, Goddamn it!

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Draw Blood!

279
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,305
Yes, yes, that's it...

280
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:57,000
Ah, ah, oh, go on!

281
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,305
I'm coming!

282
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,680
Oh, oh, oh, yes, that's it...

283
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,250
Cock-a-doodle-doo...

284
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,125
Cock-a-doodle-doo!

285
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,375
Holy Departed, pray for us,

286
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,472
Saint Hubert, pray for us...

287
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,792
Shut up, that's enough.

288
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,667
Look!

289
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,417
The door is open.

290
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,625
Are you going to warn your friends?

291
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,500
Should we put the candles
on the windowsill?

292
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,375
Not so fast.

293
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,042
Is the ladder finished?

294
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,375
One storey,

295
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,625
two storeys,

296
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,125
three storeys

297
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,680
and two steps.

298
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,555
We need five more meters!

299
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,180
No more ammunition, Lieutenant.

300
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,375
Ambert!

301
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,667
Ambert!

302
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,500
Monsieur Pigonou
needs to confess urgently!

303
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,805
Justine claims to be pregnant

304
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,125
with His Majesty's child

305
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,625
and I have every reason to believe her.

306
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,555
I cut... And pocket.

307
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,000
Ah, ah, ah!

308
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,750
Yours is a cuckold's luck, Préaubois.

309
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,680
Shuffle the cards.

310
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,180
Oh, dire news!

311
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,430
If the rabble were to learn

312
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,875
of the King's conduct in this affair,

313
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:35,000
the scandal would arouse
their discontent.

314
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:41,000
A bastard would finish off
the regime's reputation.

315
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,625
Double. I spread.

316
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
I hold without spreading.

317
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,805
I have an idea.

318
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,680
And I, a pair of bollocks!

319
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,875
Ah, ah, ah!

320
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,055
Just have Justine raped

321
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,125
by that debauched Marquis,

322
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,000
then arrange for the public to find out,

323
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,555
and at the child's birth,

324
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,500
everyone will believe he is the father.

325
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,680
Hmmm, you have a better hand at politics

326
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,625
than cards, Abbé!

327
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,042
Come in.

328
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,055
Pardon me, Governor,

329
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:22,000
Pigonou asks for Dom Pompero.

330
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,305
Are we nearing our goal?

331
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:31,680
At last, we shall know the reason
for Lupino's disgrace.

332
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,805
I was told it was corruption,

333
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:38,875
but I think that he is involved
in a conspiracy.

334
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,305
Most likely.

335
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:44,055
The King does not jail
the Chief of his police without cause.

336
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,430
But I tell you straight, Pompero:

337
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,680
if that scoundrel Pigonou

338
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,430
does not enlighten us,

339
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,680
what good is it to keep him?

340
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,500
I'll throw him out!

341
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,875
You'll have to make room,

342
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,875
I'm bringing you company.

343
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,750
Don't bother, Ambert,

344
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,875
I will never yield to you,

345
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,250
even if you take half of my space.

346
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,500
Ahem...

347
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,792
Don't mind me.

348
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,680
What do you want, Lupino?

349
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,750
I am merely passing by...

350
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,930
Just until Citizen Pigonou squeals.

351
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,930
I must be deaf.

352
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,430
A “citizen” is about to “squeal”

353
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,750
without your help?

354
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,805
The Chief of Police

355
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,375
who arrested you

356
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,055
is now no more than a poor prisoner

357
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,250
like you.

358
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,430
I accuse myself, Father,

359
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,625
of having been a charcuterie trafficker.

360
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,222
You know how it is...

361
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,125
I started on my own,

362
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,875
with a few slices on the black market...

363
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,305
And then

364
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,930
I became a link in the chain.

365
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,805
You have already confessed this sin

366
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,430
and our Lord, in His mercy,

367
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,875
has forgiven you.

368
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,000
How about Lupino?

369
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,930
The Lord did not know
the ham was baptized...

370
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,625
I added water.

371
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,930
A thief, and a liar.

372
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,930
Just like everyone else!

373
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,680
No capital sins.

374
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,472
You know very well
we are not here for that.

375
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:30,180
Wait, I have not told you what happened

376
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,750
when the retailers found out...

377
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,222
Oh, no!

378
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:38,180
Please, don't bleed me!

379
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,972
Give us fresh ham, not junk.

380
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,805
Iron-Heart ran out of supplies.

381
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,305
The tax farmers
have seized the shipment.

382
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,750
You have a first class ham right here.

383
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,430
No, I swear.

384
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,430
You can search me.

385
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,750
What about this?

386
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,930
My leg?

387
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,125
That's right! We want it now!

388
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:13,875
Isn't retail suicide
considered a serious sin?

389
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,305
Cease speaking of yourself.

390
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:20,055
I've already given you
a general absolution.

391
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:21,805
I certify you as pure pork.

392
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,250
Alright, I am pure pork...

393
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,125
But I'm not kosher!

394
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:29,125
You mix everything up, you fool!

395
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,180
Of course you're not kosher.

396
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,680
But then, you'll not give me

397
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:38,180
my twenty-four rosaries
and my twelve crucifixes?

398
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:41,250
Here. Christian charity
has little to do with it.

399
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,972
Next time, if you do not reveal

400
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:47,180
Lupino's secret,

401
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,805
you'll be sent back to the Mara is

402
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:53,472
and you'll explain yourself
alone to Iron-Heart's gang.

403
00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:55,375
Mercy, Father!

404
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,875
I will do my best, but he distrusts me.

405
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:03,597
After all,
I am nothing but a poor thief,

406
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:08,222
while he is an important
political prisoner.

407
00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:09,097
And...

408
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,750
What on earth are you accused of?

409
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,408
Of having infiltrated...

410
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:16,875
...the Patriotic Citizens' Club
of the Left Bank,

411
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:20,125
and falling for their subversive ideal

412
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,250
out of love.

413
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,292
How times change!

414
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,097
We must help the proletarians
of this Kingdom

415
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,972
establish the bourgeoisie.

416
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,597
It's our only way out.

417
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,805
I am neither proletarian, nor bourgeois,

418
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,347
I have no money

419
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,292
and have never driven a nail.

420
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:40,125
A libertarian libertine, I know.

421
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:44,042
Without faith or law, lord or master.

422
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,667
I hardly...

423
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:50,222
dare to mention the small favor

424
00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:52,875
you could do for the Nation.

425
00:23:55,917 --> 00:23:57,500
Go ahead.

426
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,875
I am planning to escape

427
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,125
to organize the revolution.

428
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,542
Only you can help me.

429
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,750
In what way?

430
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,375
By giving in to the gaoler's lust.

431
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,375
I've been told
he's madly in love with you.

432
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:18,750
In short,

433
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,555
you want me to bugger someone

434
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:22,847
in the name of freedom?

435
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,375
Exactly.

436
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,347
Thus, you would help
bring down this regime

437
00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:30,000
we both despise.

438
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,500
Be quiet.

439
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,750
They have been hard to catch this year.

440
00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:48,875
I prefer

441
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,750
feathers to the rump.

442
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,917
I understand your scruples.

443
00:24:57,167 --> 00:25:01,167
I grant you that sodomy
is a crime against nature.

444
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,097
However, for such a noble cause...

445
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:07,167
My one and only noble point may be found

446
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:09,472
in my bodily appendage,

447
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,667
whom I must consult democratically

448
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,542
for it is sometimes
in a capricious mood.

449
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,625
Someone's coming.

450
00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:19,305
The people count on you.

451
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:22,625
Before breaking out,
I will knock on the wall like so.

452
00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:28,500
You'll call Ambert.

453
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,667
It all depends on you.

454
00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:33,250
It all depends

455
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,250
on him.

456
00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:38,055
Death to aristocrats!

457
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,250
- Take that!
- Ouch!

458
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,555
Death to tyrants!

459
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,625
- Take that!
- Ooh!

460
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,375
- And that!
- Ooh! Ouch!

461
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:48,292
- Long live the Revolution!
- Oh!

462
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,875
You have gone too far!

463
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:53,055
To the Bastille!

464
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,680
Please, Mistress, not the Bastille.

465
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,417
- Yes!
- No!

466
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,305
Let's see...

467
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:02,042
Where shall I lock you up?

468
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:05,097
- In that tall tower?
- La Baziniére?

469
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:07,167
No, it's for women.

470
00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:09,792
Then, in the one where
three candles shine at the window.

471
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:12,292
The Tour Berthaudiére?
It's full up.

472
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,042
Who is there?

473
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:16,472
Oh no, no, not the barbs!

474
00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:19,500
No! Ouch! No, no, no!

475
00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:21,055
I'll talk.

476
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,542
A thug, a conspirator, and a degenerate.

477
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,555
I will lock you up with the conspirator.

478
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,430
No. Lupino already shares

479
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,055
a cell with Pigonou,

480
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,042
and I don't want to go with Marquis.

481
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,292
He is not normal, he frightens me.

482
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,375
In the middle cell, then.

483
00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:41,292
It's the guard's.

484
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,292
- How many men?
- I don't know.

485
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,250
Ah! Ah! Twelve.

486
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,917
I need some exercise.

487
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,417
I have a proposal.

488
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,180
- What?
- Ambert!

489
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,000
No! We had agreed
not to speak of it anymore.

490
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,167
Things have changed.

491
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,625
It is no longer about
improving our comfort

492
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,042
but to do a good deed.

493
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,500
You, doing a good deed?

494
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,042
Wonder of all wonders!

495
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,597
To help escape the one

496
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,125
who is responsible for our misfortune,

497
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,750
to free the one who imprisoned us.

498
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,625
Isn't that greatness of soul?

499
00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,875
I accept.

500
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,750
Without any conditions?

501
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,375
With conditions.

502
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,250
Give and take.

503
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:35,000
I've always wanted
to deflower that wall.

504
00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,250
What do you see in it?

505
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,167
Look to the left,

506
00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:43,417
slightly downwards.

507
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,500
By God!

508
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,750
Damn, what a lovely crack.

509
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,542
I've seen better ones outside,

510
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
but we'll give it a screw!

511
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,805
Certainly not,
that slip has sharp edges.

512
00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,292
Either we penetrate it
or I refuse to approach Ambert!

513
00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:03,500
I give in.

514
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:06,875
But don't come crying afterwards.

515
00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,125
Excuse us, Madam.

516
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,417
It is for the little one.

517
00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,042
He can't take it anymore.

518
00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,667
See where abstinence leads to!

519
00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:37,250
You spill your precious seed

520
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:39,555
against the wall like ordinary urine.

521
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,430
You didn't knock!

522
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,680
I have my private life...

523
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,875
Your privates, certainly.

524
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,430
But do not despair.

525
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,722
Our Mother Church understands you.

526
00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:51,792
Even though you have always
refused confession,

527
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,125
I bring you good news.

528
00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:57,917
A gift from God...

529
00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,542
Go to hell!

530
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,292
Guards!

531
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,222
Even the most miserable of sinners,

532
00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:05,680
whatever his crime,

533
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,430
must be able to participate
in divine creation,

534
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,375
by using an appropriate receptacle.

535
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,250
Come, my son.

536
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,625
Use her as you will,

537
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:20,000
you have my blessing!

538
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,930
Et ego tanquem

539
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,375
Dei minister,
vos in matrimonium conjungo.

540
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,055
To the guard!

541
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,000
The prisoner has escaped.

542
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,750
- To the guard!
- Do you hear that, Rudi?

543
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:37,000
Turd-Packer has lost his prisoner.

544
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,055
Where is she, drunkards?

545
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:44,305
Being ficken by the Marquis,
Turd-Packer.

546
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:46,555
Special order from the Governor.

547
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,805
With the priest's congratulations.

548
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,000
Marquis!

549
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:56,250
He's giving her what I've longed for...

550
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,750
What does she have that I don't?

551
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,125
Now that we have a real one,

552
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,972
you're being picky?

553
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:06,250
Look at her,

554
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,833
isn't she fleshier
than the one on the wall?

555
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,583
I'd love to, but my head hurts too much.

556
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,875
A little exercise would help.

557
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,875
No, I don't feel like exercising.

558
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,930
Maybe with a spicy story.

559
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,180
A story?

560
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,430
While we have Madame at hand,
all trembling...

561
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,305
Look, she is afraid

562
00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:28,430
and she is right,

563
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,305
because we will have our way with her.

564
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,555
Oh mercy, sir!

565
00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:33,430
I am three months pregnant

566
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,680
and the fruit of my womb is cursed...

567
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,555
In the state I'm in,

568
00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,430
without a very spicy story,

569
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,430
I will never manage!

570
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,417
Alright, let's go for a story then!

571
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:50,305
The twenty-year-old woman,
three months pregnant,

572
00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:53,555
is lifted on a pedestal, seven...

573
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:55,847
No!
Eight feet high.

574
00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:57,680
Unable to place both feet,

575
00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:00,667
she balances on one.

576
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,375
A flexible pole
is given to her for support.

577
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:06,305
It is easy to see on one hand

578
00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:08,930
the interest she has in not falling,

579
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
on the other,
the impossibility of keeping balance.

580
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:14,555
That alternative entertains
the four monks

581
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,500
gathered around her.

582
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,805
They each have a couple of women
who excite them

583
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,750
in various ways
while they watch the show.

584
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,250
As pregnant as she is,

585
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,180
the unfortunate remains in position

586
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,055
for almost fifteen minutes.

587
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,750
But she finally loses strength,

588
00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,803
she falls onto the thorns
and the scoundrels,

589
00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:34,150
drunk with lust,

590
00:31:34,275 --> 00:31:36,805
offer on her body

591
00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,125
the foul homage of their ferocity.

592
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:41,375
I am completely shaken!

593
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,055
You too, sir, must have suffered

594
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:47,055
to so accurately describe
the baseness of the human soul.

595
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:49,097
Yes, it was exciting,

596
00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,180
and there were fewer verbs than usual...

597
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,542
Mind your own business!

598
00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,555
How many times
must I tell you that style

599
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:55,750
is my business!

600
00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:58,472
I'm feeling better.
Take off my bandage.

601
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,042
Little do I know about literature,

602
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,542
but I found your story sublime.

603
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:06,125
What intuition, what sensitivity!

604
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,375
I am ready.

605
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:08,542
Let's enter her.

606
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,250
- Hush!
- Ouch!

607
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,000
Madam,

608
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,680
your praises touch the heart

609
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,667
of the poor,
reader less writer that I am.

610
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,180
If you do not consider her unworthy,

611
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,055
poor Justine would find relief

612
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,500
in listening to your other works.

613
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:28,375
Don't let yourself be lulled.

614
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,125
Put me inside her.

615
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,250
You are annoying me.

616
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:36,042
Would you lend me your ribbon, Madam?

617
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,292
With pleasure, Sir.

618
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,125
Help me.

619
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:53,680
There,

620
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,250
the knot is tight!

621
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,750
He will not bother us anymore.

622
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,375
He is not a bad fellow,
but he has obsessions.

623
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,805
May my tomb disappear

624
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:07,792
from earth

625
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:11,500
as I hope my memory
will fade from the minds of men.

626
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,180
We've not been granted
the power to destroy,

627
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,625
but only that of varying shapes.

628
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:20,625
But shape is of no importance
in Nature's eyes.

629
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,750
Our destruction
revives her power and energy,

630
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,805
What does she care

631
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:30,055
if that mass of flesh,
the biped individual,

632
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:33,500
tomorrow becomes one thousand insects?

633
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,625
Nature's foremost quality

634
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,875
is her constant movement.

635
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,722
This movement
is an endless chain of crimes.

636
00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:44,750
Passion is but a means
to fulfill her designs.

637
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:48,500
To Nature,
the life of the most sublime of men

638
00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:50,972
is of no more importance
than that of an oyster.

639
00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:53,167
Eros stronger than death.

640
00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,667
- Admirable!
- Hush!

641
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,555
What was that?

642
00:33:57,625 --> 00:34:00,792
A remarkable piece
of French Literature...

643
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:01,847
No...

644
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:03,000
It comes from here...

645
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,500
From my pants.

646
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,375
Help! Save me!

647
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,500
I can't breathe!

648
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,625
I'm dying!

649
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:15,000
My poor Colin, he's dead.

650
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:19,125
- I killed him...
- No, his pulse is still beating.

651
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,750
I can feel it throb in my hand.

652
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,250
If he dies, I'll kill myself!

653
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,972
Quick, he must be bled...

654
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:27,500
A lancet...

655
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,000
Do it yourself,

656
00:34:30,292 --> 00:34:31,667
I simply can't!

657
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:44,125
He is now decongested...

658
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,625
We must stop the hemorrhage.

659
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,000
He is saved...

660
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,125
I can feel him coming back to life.

661
00:34:58,292 --> 00:35:00,000
Continue with your care.

662
00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,667
By Jove!

663
00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:06,417
Stop this immediately...

664
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:08,875
Leave him alone!

665
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,000
Out, wench!

666
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:16,417
One of these days, you'll be sorry

667
00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:18,305
for all you didn't do to me.

668
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:21,375
I'll never forget
those hours spent with you...

669
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:24,792
I hope your companion recovers quickly.

670
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,292
Out, I said!

671
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,250
I've had enough of your filth!

672
00:35:39,292 --> 00:35:40,292
Murderer!

673
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,680
You tried to get rid of me
out of jealousy.

674
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,667
You were afraid she would prefer me!

675
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,292
You've betrayed our friendship!

676
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:52,000
I just wanted you to be quiet
for a moment while I courted her.

677
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:55,000
I was wrong, and I apologize.

678
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,875
I don't give a damn!

679
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,292
I am disfigured for life.

680
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:04,042
Now I know that you talk
more than you act...

681
00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:06,625
Deep down,

682
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,292
you do not deserve me.

683
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,667
A misunderstanding.

684
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,250
I swear, he did not touch me...

685
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,375
Liar!

686
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:19,750
Why would the Governor
lock you up with him?

687
00:36:20,292 --> 00:36:22,875
Because Marquis asked him to!

688
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,750
Among their class, favors are granted!

689
00:36:26,042 --> 00:36:29,222
You gave him all he asked for, admit it!

690
00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:30,972
No! Have mercy!

691
00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:33,055
We just talked about literature.

692
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,625
You prig!

693
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,555
He buggered you, didn't he?

694
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:39,180
But you don't dare say so.

695
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,375
I am not good enough for him...

696
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,500
I bet he rammed through every hole...

697
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:48,125
He really polished his acorn.

698
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:52,055
I saw you trying to give him a hard-on,

699
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,055
because you wanted more!

700
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,597
No, I was curing him,

701
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,250
I swear!

702
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,375
You cannot understand.

703
00:37:00,542 --> 00:37:03,375
Ah, I don't understand!

704
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:05,597
But...

705
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:06,805
You're a man!

706
00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:09,917
You mock me
because my breasts sag a bit.

707
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:11,875
Let go of my teat!

708
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:15,792
A miracle... Four of them!

709
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:20,222
Ouch! Not like that!

710
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:21,597
Your nails are hurting me.

711
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,750
Ouch, ouch!

712
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,555
Now tell me,

713
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,667
how he took you!

714
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,680
He respected me.

715
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,250
He is a gentleman... Ouch!

716
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,917
I love him, I love him!

717
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,625
So do I.

718
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:42,167
As he won't take me, I'll take you.

719
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,750
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

720
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,055
I admire your flat and neat country,

721
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,555
which has done so much for the diffusion

722
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,500
of Descartes' works.

723
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,680
Godverdomme!

724
00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,750
You sound like a rationalist, My Lord!

725
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:58,500
Although the King and I are cousins,

726
00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:01,375
we do not eat at the same rack.

727
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:05,250
Blood ties are weaker than money...

728
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:07,680
And it's you, the Duke of Orléans,
saying that...

729
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,722
Have you heard the news?

730
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:12,375
Did the King pinch his finger?

731
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,347
No!

732
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:16,750
Marquis, the degenerate aristocrat,
has done it again!

733
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
- Did he escape?
- Worse than that.

734
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,805
Within the very walls of the Bastille,

735
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,667
he managed to rape a poor prisoner.

736
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,722
There are days when my blue blood
makes me ashamed.

737
00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:27,597
Godverdomme!

738
00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,000
It's incredible!

739
00:38:29,167 --> 00:38:30,305
Are your jails mixed?

740
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:33,167
No, men and women are separate,

741
00:38:33,417 --> 00:38:35,625
but nothing deters that monster.

742
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:39,180
The fake nun from the Rue du Bac,

743
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,625
wasn't that him as well?

744
00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:41,875
Fatal!

745
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,125
And the scandal of the orgies
with domestic animals.

746
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,417
I have always refused to defend him...

747
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,597
Let me introduce myself:
Jacquot the Fatalist,

748
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:52,125
barrister of the chicken-coop.

749
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,680
To whom does Jacquot have the honor?

750
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,680
Willem Van Mandarine, novelist,

751
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,972
special envoy
of the Netherlands Gazette,

752
00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:00,042
in Paris.

753
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,917
Are you doing a report
on the crimes of Marquis?

754
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:05,042
My work is more general.

755
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,792
The state of the Kingdom
in the year 1788.

756
00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:12,542
Prison life interests me as well.

757
00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:15,472
Do you believe it is possible
to enter the Bastille

758
00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:17,055
without a lettre de cachet?

759
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,625
You are in luck!

760
00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:21,750
Jacquot fatally knows a friend
of the Governor.

761
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:26,042
Yes, and it is a novelty.

762
00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,805
The most deserving prisoner

763
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:30,750
is invited to share
the Christmas lobster.

764
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,875
I hope it becomes a Bastille tradition.

765
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,750
I would like some more.

766
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,972
It feels strange

767
00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,750
to have a prisoner next to me.

768
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:42,847
What did you do?

769
00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:46,125
High treason or clandestine opposition?

770
00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:50,125
Trafficking in charcuterie.

771
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:53,680
But the exemplary conduct
of this swindler

772
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,875
gives us great satisfaction

773
00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:59,055
and it's only right that he be rewarded.

774
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:02,180
Yet, I've heard much evil
about your jails.

775
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,180
Oh, I know.

776
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:06,000
We are unfairly slandered,

777
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:11,375
but rumors merely hit the wall
of our indifference.

778
00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:15,930
Please, put in your gazette
that we are the first

779
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,375
to have instituted health care.

780
00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:24,792
Of which Madame Juliette de Titane
is the benefactress...

781
00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:29,000
Her devotion is admired by all.

782
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:33,000
I am but the humble godmother
of the unlucky.

783
00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:36,680
Allow me, Monsieur Pigonou,

784
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:39,222
to offer you this small gift

785
00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:41,250
I myself embroidered.

786
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,125
Thank you, Madame.
It is charming.

787
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,125
However, I have heard
of a more difficult case...

788
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:51,000
Yes, you are referring to Marquis,

789
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,750
our black sheep...

790
00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:54,722
Indeed!

791
00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:56,180
How is the victim?

792
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,042
He raped her, I believe.

793
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,680
Poor Justine.

794
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:05,180
Her larger lips are swollen,
the smaller ones, torn,

795
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:09,597
her buttocks, scratched,
her udder, flattened,

796
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:12,430
her spider is bruised in several places,

797
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,125
her sirloin is flushed,

798
00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,930
the pear is totally open...

799
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,055
A real slaughter!

800
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,750
Enough! You're ruining my appetite...

801
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,625
What a brute!

802
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:31,875
Four...

803
00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:36,500
Four, just for lunch...

804
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,305
Four?
There were four of you?

805
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,625
Give me their names...

806
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,930
Four big lobster tails,

807
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,375
Lieutenant-General.

808
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,125
I'm stuffed.

809
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,917
I'm sweating.

810
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,000
What's this?

811
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,625
Did you steal a napkin?

812
00:41:58,667 --> 00:41:59,917
No,

813
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,875
a little gift from our godmother...

814
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,042
What breasts!

815
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:12,375
A mouth wide enough
to fit a whole salami.

816
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,750
Juliette!

817
00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:21,000
Merry Christmas on the balcony
at midnight.

818
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,555
It's tonight!

819
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,000
We must prepare the ladder.

820
00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:29,375
And thus, accused of a crime
I did not commit,

821
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:33,167
my torturers took away my ink and paper.

822
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Freedom or death!

823
00:42:37,542 --> 00:42:39,555
Signed:

824
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,430
Marquis.

825
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,972
And how do you plan to send it,
your wooden letter?

826
00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:45,305
Through the window.

827
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:46,930
The passerby who picks it up,

828
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,805
moved by my misfortunes,

829
00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:52,750
will take it to its Royal Addressee
in Versailles.

830
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,430
Unless it lands on his head!

831
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,180
Enough!

832
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,472
I didn't know you were so resentful!

833
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:01,500
What do you know about me?

834
00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:04,055
You devote no time to me.

835
00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:07,250
What about the stories I tell you,
Colin?

836
00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:09,375
Your stories are no longer
enough for me.

837
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,930
I need action.

838
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,375
I want to go out,
I want to live like before.

839
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,055
So do I.

840
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,180
It doesn't seem so!

841
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,000
I just wrote another letter...

842
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,875
The hundred and first!

843
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:23,125
Which will remain unanswered
like all the others.

844
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,500
You're just a vain utopian,

845
00:43:26,625 --> 00:43:28,930
you're not down-to-earth as I am!

846
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,805
Poor legless cripple!
You don't even have feet!

847
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,000
I have yours.

848
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,805
Your whole body belongs to me!

849
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,305
- And what else?
- Your five senses!

850
00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:41,055
I rule them too.

851
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,875
Ah, ah, ah!

852
00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:46,305
Who does he think he is, the little one?

853
00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:48,305
Stop calling me “the little one”!

854
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,000
You're not the boss!

855
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,430
I can make you lose your mind.

856
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,917
Without my imagination,

857
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,847
your sensations would be as bland

858
00:43:57,917 --> 00:43:59,930
as one of
Jean-Jacques Rousseau's dreams!

859
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,055
I also rule over your imagination.

860
00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:06,625
I'd like to see you try!

861
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:09,750
Look behind you...

862
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,500
A spider!
Filthy thing.

863
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:14,875
I hadn't seen it.

864
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,250
Look at it more closely.

865
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,305
What are you doing after the show?

866
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:33,375
You have beautiful legs...

867
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,875
And what bellies!

868
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:40,000
See, you're starting to like her...

869
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:44,305
The signal!

870
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:45,680
You'll have to keep your promise.

871
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:46,930
What promise?

872
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,305
I didn't promise anything.

873
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,500
Are you backing out?

874
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:52,500
I can get angry too!

875
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:55,125
I didn't hit the wall for nothing!

876
00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,292
We had agreed to help them escape

877
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,597
and I intend to keep my word.

878
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:01,055
The others escape and we stay?

879
00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:04,042
Either we'll leave by the front door

880
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,125
or not at all.

881
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,500
Ambert!

882
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:08,875
Ambert!

883
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:10,875
Yes...

884
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,625
What's the matter?

885
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,750
I feel a craving for lobsters...

886
00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:19,667
Don't worry, my sweet,
I'll bring you a big one!

887
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:38,680
A real feast!

888
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:41,555
Ambert, that's not lobster,

889
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:42,875
it's crayfish!

890
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:47,542
Lobster or crayfish, you must earn it!

891
00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:51,750
Your smell...

892
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,000
Your smell!

893
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,625
Don't make me wait!

894
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,875
Come, my doggie.

895
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,750
Come...

896
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,125
Come...

897
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:08,055
Didn't you want to lead your own life?

898
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,375
Now, take responsibility.

899
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:10,972
Show what you've got.

900
00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:12,250
I can't.

901
00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:14,625
Come, little one...

902
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:16,180
Come...

903
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:17,250
Courage!

904
00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:20,430
I couldn't, even with a helmet!

905
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,180
- Are you chickening out?
- Yes...

906
00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,930
I want to go back into my pants!

907
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,930
Is it coming?

908
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,472
Enough whisperings!

909
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:28,680
What do we do?

910
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,680
Stick in the lobster!

911
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,722
It's not lobster, it's crayfish!

912
00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:34,542
I don't care!
Shove it in!

913
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,847
It won't fit!

914
00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:37,917
Yes, with some mayonnaise!

915
00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,250
The boat is here.

916
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,305
The carriage is waiting for us.

917
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:49,000
Everything is set like clockwork.

918
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:52,417
Pass your wooden leg first,
I'll help you.

919
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:56,375
Ah, that's good!

920
00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:59,750
I don't regret

921
00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:04,000
waiting so long.

922
00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:07,000
Wait, not too fast.

923
00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:08,847
I want...

924
00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:11,125
I want it to last.

925
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,875
The Bastille prison
has the best garrison.

926
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,875
We screw all the maidens,
drain all the flagons.

927
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,305
To the guard! To the guard!
To the guard! To the guard!

928
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:23,930
Quick, another potion!

929
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,930
To the guard! To the guard!
To the guard! To the guard!

930
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,875
Here I come, Lison.

931
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,792
Come on, one more effort!
You're almost there.

932
00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:37,542
Suck in your belly!

933
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:44,125
I already have!

934
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,930
Use your hands!

935
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,250
Move your arse!

936
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,125
That's what happens
when you eat like a pig!

937
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,500
Oh!

938
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,375
I'm pulling through.

939
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,555
We're out!

940
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,250
No, don't play around...

941
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:02,750
The ladder is gone!

942
00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:04,305
Hang on tight!

943
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:07,250
Use your teeth, your nails, anything!

944
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:10,875
I can't... I'm slipping...

945
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:12,750
To the guard!

946
00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:15,500
Ambert! Help!

947
00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:17,542
To the guard!

948
00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:20,875
Help... Help me!

949
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:23,430
Help me!

950
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,875
"Christmas at the balcony” has failed.
Let's flee.

951
00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:27,555
To the guard!

952
00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:29,680
To the guard! To the guard!
To the guard! To the guard!

953
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,430
Quick, another potion!

954
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,430
To the guard! To the guard!
To the guard! To the guard!

955
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,375
Here I come, Lison.

956
00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:38,125
- Ambert! Help!
- To the guard!

957
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:39,805
Help!

958
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,750
I'm coming! I'm coming!

959
00:49:03,292 --> 00:49:05,292
Why are you backing away?

960
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,125
Because we have a problem.

961
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,430
So, you're playing runaway girls?

962
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,375
Fleeing like Latude?

963
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,250
To the kennel!

964
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,667
When Phoebus' soft rays

965
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:29,750
The harvest will array,

966
00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:33,625
Armed with sickles,

967
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,500
The Bastille we'll tickle.

968
00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:41,292
Armed with sickles,

969
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:46,125
The Bastille we'll tickle.

970
00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:50,000
Pretty Citizen, Good Patriot,

971
00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:54,125
come join the Sans-Culottes.

972
00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,930
Hello, innkeeper!

973
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,167
Open up, I'm thirsty!

974
00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:01,125
We're closed, a kinsman died!

975
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:09,500
Pretty Citizen, Good Patriot,
come join the Sans-Culottes.

976
00:50:09,625 --> 00:50:17,875
To conquer freedom
isn't Summer the best Kingdom?

977
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,180
The spring session

978
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:24,875
of Patriotic Citizens' Club is now open.

979
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:28,042
The floor is given
to Citizen Bernard in,

980
00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:32,500
owner of the Wounded Nightingale Inn.

981
00:50:32,792 --> 00:50:36,292
Well, after listening to my clientele

982
00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:40,375
and having drunk flagons
with the Patriotic Citizens

983
00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:43,125
of the Saint-Louis and Cité islands,

984
00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,875
I'm convinced

985
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:49,667
that everyone is ready to rise up
and take the Bastille.

986
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,292
Fatal! Jacquot was right!

987
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,500
However, one thing is certain:

988
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:58,250
They lack experience and coordination!

989
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:01,875
Fatality, fate's irony!

990
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:05,125
Our only professional conspirator

991
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,875
is in jail.

992
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:09,430
The goal of the operation "Hot Summer"

993
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,542
will be to deliver Lupino,

994
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:16,930
the providential man
who will lead our troops to victory.

995
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,180
I hope "Hot Summer"
will be more successful

996
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,375
than "Christmas at the Balcony".

997
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:26,055
A costly failure, that was!

998
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,125
It will work, it will work.

999
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,375
If Jacquot says so,
it will fatally work.

1000
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:35,805
Jacquot also said so last year

1001
00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:39,250
about operation “A Free Michaelmas”,

1002
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,292
after I greased the guards' palms.

1003
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,667
The plan wasn't worth a damn.

1004
00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:48,180
How could Jacquot foresee
that the guards

1005
00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:53,625
would get drunk
and forget to open the gate?

1006
00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:55,750
It will be a “Hot Summer', Citizens,

1007
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:58,250
I make this solemn oath to you.

1008
00:51:59,125 --> 00:52:02,250
I am also running out of tricks.

1009
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:05,917
The Governor constantly asks for more.

1010
00:52:06,542 --> 00:52:10,625
I'll end up having to kill him
to please him.

1011
00:52:11,917 --> 00:52:12,917
Listen,

1012
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,847
I'll give you until mid-July.

1013
00:52:14,917 --> 00:52:17,805
Past this deadline,
I will stop financing the Revolution.

1014
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:21,250
I'll cut off the funds
and I turn my coat.

1015
00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:26,055
My lord wanted to help others,

1016
00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:28,250
and here I am, chained!

1017
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:32,625
File harder, you'll never make it!

1018
00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:36,180
I was wrong.
I'm also paying for it.

1019
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,542
Liar!

1020
00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:39,292
You make do with anything

1021
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:42,055
as long as you're given
a pen and paper...

1022
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,750
Don't add insult to injury.

1023
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,292
If only I could write my thoughts!

1024
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,125
It's driving me mad!

1025
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,500
There, you are free...

1026
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,750
As for me,

1027
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:58,000
I know what I have to do.

1028
00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:06,292
See what the Bastille's heathcare
sends you.

1029
00:53:07,167 --> 00:53:10,750
That child may be the fruit
of a monster's deeds,

1030
00:53:10,917 --> 00:53:13,055
but do not forget he's innocent.

1031
00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:16,750
You must love it with the fervor
of a Christian mother!

1032
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:18,305
The King? A monster?

1033
00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:20,680
Always that idea...

1034
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,680
Remember once and for all
that you are pregnant

1035
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:24,875
with the works of the Marquis
and him alone.

1036
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,917
Marquis' works are of a different kind.

1037
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:30,500
Hidden specialties?

1038
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:31,750
I suspected it.

1039
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,500
A powerful creator,

1040
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:38,042
with a fertile imagination,
who touches only the essential.

1041
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,680
And what a language!

1042
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:42,375
Subtle and voluptuous...

1043
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:46,000
This sinner seems especially gifted!

1044
00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:49,347
The few pages he read to me
moved me deeply.

1045
00:53:49,417 --> 00:53:52,180
Torn from some lewd book, of course.

1046
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,542
No, he wrote them.

1047
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,125
He confesses all the torments
of the human soul...

1048
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,167
He confesses to you, and not to me?

1049
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:02,500
Ambert!

1050
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:04,930
Is she in lab our?

1051
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,167
Go to Marquis' cell
and bring me all his papers.

1052
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:20,222
Did you tell him I was the father?

1053
00:54:20,292 --> 00:54:22,500
No, he still thinks it's Marquis.

1054
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Never mention him again...

1055
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,542
Our offspring...

1056
00:54:32,292 --> 00:54:35,625
I thought that I'd have no descendants,

1057
00:54:35,792 --> 00:54:38,875
that my name would fall into oblivion.

1058
00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,542
Bring me a lobster!

1059
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:43,875
He's tied

1060
00:54:44,875 --> 00:54:46,375
on all fours

1061
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,375
like a wild beast,
he is covered in a tiger skin.

1062
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,500
You'd should dig a tunnel

1063
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,375
with your tool.

1064
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,125
They proceed to excite him,

1065
00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:00,917
to unnerve him, whip him,

1066
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:03,750
beat him, bugger him.

1067
00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:07,972
They proceed to excite him,
to unnerve him,

1068
00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:10,097
whip him, beat him,

1069
00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:12,292
bugger him.

1070
00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:17,847
Across from him,
Stands a naked and fleshy maiden,

1071
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:21,305
tied by the feet to the floor
and by the neck to the ceiling,

1072
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:23,125
in such a way that she cannot move.

1073
00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:26,805
As soon as the rake is on fire,
he's freed,

1074
00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:29,792
and attacks the maiden
as a wild beast would,

1075
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,555
biting her flesh,

1076
00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:35,430
especially her clitoris and nipples,

1077
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,875
tearing them off between his teeth.

1078
00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:40,722
He screams and howls like a beast

1079
00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,597
while sticking into the girl's arse

1080
00:55:42,667 --> 00:55:46,625
a small dildo that discharges
through a spring.

1081
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:48,805
A spring-loaded dildo?

1082
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,430
I've never heard that before!

1083
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,430
No, Sir...

1084
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,847
A small dildo that discharges
through a spring.

1085
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:57,042
Godverdomme!
Magnificent!

1086
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,042
A spring-loaded dildo...

1087
00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:00,917
What an imagination!

1088
00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:02,750
Did you write this?

1089
00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:05,167
You must be a foreigner.

1090
00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:09,667
But I seem to recall your accent.

1091
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:11,792
Allow me:

1092
00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:13,305
Willem Van Mandarine,

1093
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,097
special envoy
of the Netherlands Gazette,

1094
00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:18,555
<i>D-P.,
incognito priest visiting his parish.</i>

1095
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,625
Pleased to meet you.

1096
00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:22,097
The hump on your back
also reminds me of someone

1097
00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,847
I met not long ago.

1098
00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:26,680
Nevertheless, you are a great writer.

1099
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,375
I want to publish your work.

1100
00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:30,597
This is too great an honor

1101
00:56:30,667 --> 00:56:32,347
for a poor amateur.

1102
00:56:32,417 --> 00:56:35,500
No, no!
It will sell like hot cakes.

1103
00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:37,097
But who...

1104
00:56:37,167 --> 00:56:38,805
Who would be interested in reading

1105
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:42,167
the lucubrations
of a chimerical fornicator?

1106
00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:43,805
The public!

1107
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:46,625
I'm willing to sign a contract

1108
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,125
and give you an advance.

1109
00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:50,750
Not here.

1110
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:53,042
Let's adjourn next door.

1111
00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,305
What? Only 5% on the price?

1112
00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,917
It's a standard contract.

1113
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,847
Diderot signed it

1114
00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:11,917
and he didn't make a fuss about it!

1115
00:57:12,125 --> 00:57:15,042
300 pages within the next month...

1116
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,680
It will be difficult...

1117
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:20,750
I want to publish the book
before the summer of '89.

1118
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:24,375
Yes. Well, I'll manage.

1119
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:29,542
There is, however, a delicate matter...

1120
00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:31,472
4,000 Guilders as an advance.

1121
00:57:31,542 --> 00:57:33,292
You won't get a penny more from me.

1122
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,542
That's not it...

1123
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:38,722
Due to my position,

1124
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:44,250
me being a priest,
I cannot go about it openly.

1125
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:47,750
I will have to use a pseudonym.

1126
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,875
I understand.

1127
00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:51,500
Take the name of a colleague:

1128
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,167
Mirabeau, La Bretonne

1129
00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:54,680
or even Voltaire.

1130
00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:55,805
No, no, no, no, no...

1131
00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:59,917
No... Something less compromising.

1132
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,500
Sade.

1133
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,750
Sade?

1134
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:06,542
Yes. S-A-D-E,

1135
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,667
Sender's Address Discreetly Excluded.

1136
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:12,055
Mmmmm!

1137
00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,930
The quills glide effortlessly

1138
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,042
on this marvelous Dutch vellum.

1139
00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:23,625
But this is your place.
I am keeping you from working.

1140
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:26,125
Sit down, sir.

1141
00:58:27,167 --> 00:58:30,097
To whom do I owe these favors?

1142
00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:32,542
To a highly placed person

1143
00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:34,667
who wishes you well...

1144
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:37,792
The scoundrels!

1145
00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:39,500
My manuscripts!

1146
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,792
They stole them!

1147
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:46,667
And my crack!

1148
00:58:46,792 --> 00:58:48,250
Ambert! Ambert!

1149
00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:49,750
Ambert!

1150
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,875
So, where are those manuscripts?

1151
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:55,125
I asked for all his papers

1152
00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:57,375
and you only brought me back his shirt!

1153
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,222
I probably used them as toilet paper.

1154
00:59:00,292 --> 00:59:02,250
Illiterate wretch!

1155
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:06,125
To throw unpublished works
in the cesspool!

1156
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,500
Your head must be empty

1157
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,222
I thought I was doing the right thing...

1158
00:59:10,292 --> 00:59:12,847
I cleaned his cell
while he was being punished.

1159
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:16,625
What are sheets good for,
when they are full of words?

1160
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:22,625
Every night you shall bring me
whatever he has written!

1161
00:59:23,042 --> 00:59:24,500
The slightest line.

1162
00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:26,625
Do not throw anything away again!

1163
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:32,500
At home, we don't read books,
we eat them.

1164
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:34,055
Rise, poet,

1165
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,042
and take the quill knife.

1166
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,250
What for?

1167
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,875
Hitting Low with Two Dying Nuns,

1168
00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:41,625
Gonorrhea in Gomorrah,

1169
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:43,292
The Misfortunes of Bishop Bang,

1170
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,250
all my masterpieces are gone!

1171
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,750
Never will I write again,
not another word!

1172
00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,875
At last!

1173
00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:53,250
Do as I tell you, take the knife.

1174
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:56,000
Loosen the stones and dig a tunnel!

1175
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,625
It's not easy for an artist's hands.

1176
01:00:00,792 --> 01:00:03,125
You didn't mind hurting them to write.

1177
01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:06,625
I warn you, I can't take it anymore.

1178
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:07,875
I'm rusting away!

1179
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:12,375
Don't forget than my life expectancy
is shorter than yours.

1180
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,625
So be it!

1181
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,750
I shall dig after my nap!

1182
01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:20,250
Here they are,

1183
01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,875
fresh from this morning!

1184
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:26,750
I picked them up myself
in the meadows of Saint-Mandé.

1185
01:00:26,917 --> 01:00:29,625
They are rabbit's droppings, not lamb's?

1186
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,305
Yes, my dear,

1187
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:34,375
just what you wanted!

1188
01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:37,125
Picked up right at the burrow.

1189
01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,250
They seem quite moist...

1190
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,542
The best ones, still wet from the dew...

1191
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:45,555
- Taste one!
- Oh no, not me!

1192
01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:47,792
I don't have the cravings
of a pregnant female.

1193
01:00:47,917 --> 01:00:49,305
I won't eat any then!

1194
01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:50,805
Too bad if the child dies of hunger!

1195
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,292
It will be your fault!

1196
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:54,375
Alright...

1197
01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:56,500
For my son's sake!

1198
01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,125
There!

1199
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,222
What does it taste like?

1200
01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:03,125
A hint of droppings, but not bad.

1201
01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:05,417
I don't believe you.

1202
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,750
I'm continuing my hunger strike!

1203
01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:12,042
I swear he no longer writes, not a line,

1204
01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:13,375
not a word!

1205
01:01:13,542 --> 01:01:15,180
Only Marquis' literature

1206
01:01:15,250 --> 01:01:18,500
can restore my appetite
and zest for life!

1207
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,625
Colin...

1208
01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,375
Colin!

1209
01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:40,792
Colin!

1210
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:55,750
I must have bitten myself
while dreaming.

1211
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,750
I was in a wood...

1212
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
You were escaping without me?

1213
01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:02,625
Double crosser!

1214
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,125
No, you had disappeared.

1215
01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,250
What a nightmare!

1216
01:02:07,542 --> 01:02:09,042
I know you are lying.

1217
01:02:09,417 --> 01:02:11,555
A deadline is a deadline!

1218
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:15,167
I've already given you one respite,
you are pushing!

1219
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,055
Inspiration cannot be forced!

1220
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:22,125
Yes! There is a way to force it!

1221
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:25,097
Yet all my prayers
have remained unanswered.

1222
01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:28,000
You should screw a bit more, abbé...

1223
01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:29,875
When imagination fails,

1224
01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:32,667
nothing beats a muse

1225
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,430
with breasts as large as her arse.

1226
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,375
Amuse with nice breasts...

1227
01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:40,680
Ah! Ah! Ah!

1228
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:42,792
I know what I have to do...

1229
01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:45,542
Ouch! Ouch!

1230
01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:46,792
It stings.

1231
01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:48,250
There, it's done.

1232
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:50,500
I'll dress the wound.

1233
01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:53,667
Now's the time.

1234
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:54,750
Screw her.

1235
01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:57,597
What? Did you say something?

1236
01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:00,667
No. Stomach gurgles.

1237
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,875
Your silhouette moves me.

1238
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,750
How could this body inspire
anything but pity?

1239
01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,417
Yet,

1240
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,875
if you gazed into my eyes...

1241
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:20,125
I see reflected tender feelings
that I do not deserve.

1242
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:24,875
But you do, Justine.

1243
01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:28,625
Listen to my heart...

1244
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,375
My God, you make me lose my head.

1245
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:35,305
One kiss was enough

1246
01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,167
to cure me.

1247
01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:44,805
You'll soon be able to write again!

1248
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:46,875
Not a line, not a word.

1249
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,472
My decision is final!

1250
01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:49,680
So there will be no sequel

1251
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:51,667
to The Misfortunes of Bishop Bang?

1252
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,167
How on earth

1253
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,250
do you know the name of my latest child?

1254
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:01,250
It was taken from me
when the word "End" wasn't even dry!

1255
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:04,375
It is here,
as well as Gonorrhea in Gomorrah

1256
01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:07,125
and Scuffle for Two Dying Nuns,

1257
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,542
my favorite!

1258
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,000
Am I dreaming?

1259
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,625
How did my complete works
end up at your place

1260
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:18,222
in pieces?

1261
01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:20,625
Thanks to Ambert's abject love

1262
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,625
for the unfortunate Justine.

1263
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:25,250
Then he is the father?

1264
01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:26,500
No.

1265
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,042
When he raped me,

1266
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:31,375
I was already carrying life's breath.

1267
01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:33,180
The true father is...

1268
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,125
Silence, harlot!

1269
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,097
While I sucked one,

1270
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:46,167
and I shook and sullied the other...

1271
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,972
A young mother reading such filth!

1272
01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:50,042
Withheld!

1273
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,875
Ha ha ha ha!

1274
01:04:58,042 --> 01:05:00,917
I have more than 300 pages!

1275
01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:04,722
Give them back!

1276
01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:05,792
Thief!

1277
01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:08,055
You, the author, to the dungeon!

1278
01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,180
With the madmen!

1279
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:11,000
Ha ha ha ha!

1280
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:18,055
Well, La Rose, said Saint Florent,

1281
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,750
Stitch this wench.

1282
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:25,500
They fix my four limbs to the ground
as far apart as possible.

1283
01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:28,500
The executioner
who is about to stitch me up

1284
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:32,500
takes a long needle and a waxed thread.

1285
01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:36,125
Ignoring the gushing blood,

1286
01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:38,805
and the pain he is about to cause me,

1287
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:42,625
watched by the two laughing men,

1288
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,000
the monster neatly sews up

1289
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:49,000
the gateway to the Temple of Love.

1290
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,250
How decadent!

1291
01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:54,097
When the people learn to read,

1292
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:57,625
Jacquot says, we will be ashamed
of having taught them!

1293
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:58,722
Sade...

1294
01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:01,917
Who could possibly be hiding
under this pseudonym?

1295
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,472
The poet Andre Chenier'?

1296
01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:06,917
Or perhaps...
But I doubt it,

1297
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,375
Fabre d'Eglantine?

1298
01:06:09,542 --> 01:06:12,000
Only a nobleman could write
such horrors...

1299
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,847
A well-placed nobleman...

1300
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,125
Fatal!

1301
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:18,750
Versailles has fun
and ignores the people!

1302
01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:20,750
Jacquot is scandalized!

1303
01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:24,375
They enjoy watching their own downfall.

1304
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,555
Jacquot says the time is near...

1305
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:29,625
We will impose a new moral order...

1306
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,375
To a wider patronage!

1307
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,125
What does it look like?

1308
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,500
Like a male.

1309
01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,500
My son!

1310
01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,847
We must get rid of it!

1311
01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:45,500
Wait, I'll baptize him...

1312
01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:50,000
Ego te baptizo, Dalmatien,

1313
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,555
in no mine Patris,

1314
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:56,000
et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

1315
01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:00,750
Show me my child...

1316
01:07:01,042 --> 01:07:03,667
The Iron Mask!

1317
01:07:06,917 --> 01:07:10,292
Here Ambert, feed it to the lobsters.

1318
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,680
To the lobsters? My son!

1319
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,930
What are you talking about?

1320
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,680
It's the vile Marquis' offspring.

1321
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:17,555
No!

1322
01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,250
Now I can tell you,

1323
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,972
Marquis never touched her...

1324
01:07:21,042 --> 01:07:23,875
It's my good seed that impregnated her.

1325
01:07:24,417 --> 01:07:26,125
You're raving gaoler!

1326
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,555
Tell them, my love,

1327
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,180
that I was the one who raped you...

1328
01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,847
That I am his true Daddy!

1329
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:33,500
You? Not the way you took me, wretch.

1330
01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:35,250
In truth, it is the son of...

1331
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,125
Enough.

1332
01:07:37,417 --> 01:07:39,917
Make it disappear, it's an order!

1333
01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:43,222
- And murder an innocent?
- A culprit,

1334
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:46,375
bearing his father's guilt!

1335
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,500
Kill him.

1336
01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,930
Marquis, my love,

1337
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,750
you were right!

1338
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:54,875
Oh, unfortunate Justine,

1339
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:59,000
true happiness
may only be found in virtue,

1340
01:07:59,417 --> 01:08:03,000
God allows it to be persecuted on earth

1341
01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:06,500
and compensate it in heaven...

1342
01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:18,875
By Jove!
It sounds just like Sade!

1343
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Per istam sanctam Unctionem...

1344
01:08:22,125 --> 01:08:23,750
Yes, page 288...

1345
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,542
indulge at tibi Dominus
quidquid deliquisti. Amen.

1346
01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:31,847
Then, the mysterious Sade, is...

1347
01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:33,180
Yes, Marquis.

1348
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:34,722
Hush! Speak of this to no one!

1349
01:08:34,792 --> 01:08:36,750
It would be useless
and dangerous for you

1350
01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:38,500
if it were known...

1351
01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:42,917
The Liaisons Dangereuses bore me.

1352
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I...

1353
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:48,680
I'd like to be an indiscreet jewel.

1354
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,430
Ha ha ha!

1355
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,375
You are one play behind.

1356
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:54,542
Standing before you is Dolmancé,

1357
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:57,805
the most corrupt and dangerous man.

1358
01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:00,347
In that case, kiss me,

1359
01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:04,500
I am Madame de Saint-Ange.

1360
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:09,417
What ears, what a neck!

1361
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:11,000
Not like that.

1362
01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:12,765
It looks like
you want to slit his throat.

1363
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,500
You're tickling me.

1364
01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:20,500
Bless you, Sister Teresa!

1365
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,180
Lupino, you're dreadful.

1366
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:23,417
What a mess!

1367
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,722
Even at the Charenton Asylum,

1368
01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:26,272
they would only give you small roles.

1369
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:30,042
Colin, show him how to deliver his line.

1370
01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:32,250
I am not here.

1371
01:09:32,417 --> 01:09:33,777
What do you mean you are not here?

1372
01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:34,875
I can see you.

1373
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,472
Don't ask me anything anymore!

1374
01:09:36,542 --> 01:09:38,250
I no longer trust you.

1375
01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:40,055
Who is he talking to?

1376
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:43,167
He thinks his pants
are full of comedians.

1377
01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:51,792
His child Dalmatien on his chest

1378
01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:55,375
Poor Ambert makes an advancement

1379
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:58,097
He's climbing to the top of the crest

1380
01:09:58,167 --> 01:10:01,375
To show the sea to his infant

1381
01:10:03,042 --> 01:10:05,805
They'd like me to put you to rest.

1382
01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:08,875
But I am not that malignant

1383
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,250
Let the Bastille come to rest

1384
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:16,000
Better to flee in an instant

1385
01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:19,680
There are other jails in England

1386
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:22,417
There, we'll earn our bread and dime

1387
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:25,292
Since you are your father's strand

1388
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:29,375
You'll become a gaoler in time.

1389
01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:34,250
57, the seal of infamy.

1390
01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:41,250
The best is yet to come.

1391
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:43,375
58...

1392
01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:45,805
She sticks

1393
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:49,805
fire-crackers up his arse whose sparks

1394
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:53,250
scorch his buttocks as they fall...

1395
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,625
It's tempting...

1396
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:57,500
No!

1397
01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,555
We can do better.

1398
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:02,167
The house specialty!

1399
01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:03,597
What house?

1400
01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:05,125
Yours!

1401
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:06,930
What?

1402
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,417
The torture chamber of the Bastille?

1403
01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:10,875
Oh,

1404
01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:13,292
I dreamed about it,

1405
01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:18,000
but I wanted you to take the initiative!

1406
01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:19,500
Let us go.

1407
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:25,250
Executioner, do your duty...

1408
01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:27,917
Oh yes!

1409
01:11:28,125 --> 01:11:31,375
Where are you going to stick
those big keys?

1410
01:11:31,542 --> 01:11:33,625
Nowhere!

1411
01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:39,375
The play is over.

1412
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:42,375
I am going to free Lupino,

1413
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,750
the People's Coach.

1414
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:49,042
The beyond awaits you, Sister Anne!

1415
01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:52,167
Let go of him, fat brute!

1416
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,625
Citizen Lupino,

1417
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:56,500
do not die,

1418
01:11:56,917 --> 01:11:58,917
the Revolution needs you.

1419
01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:01,292
The Holy Virgin!

1420
01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:04,750
Hush! The play has started.

1421
01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:06,847
We must Carry on, Citizen Juliette.

1422
01:12:06,917 --> 01:12:08,305
The door is open.

1423
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:09,305
Let us flee!

1424
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,305
No, I want to fuck her,

1425
01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:13,222
here, right now, on the straw.

1426
01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:14,305
Enough!

1427
01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:17,305
I say screw, you Say leave,
I say leave, you say screw.

1428
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:18,680
Does my mind rule you

1429
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,125
or do you rule it?

1430
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,875
A thorny question.

1431
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:25,625
The answer is inside her body,

1432
01:12:25,917 --> 01:12:28,472
and I am quite willing to,
to try and find it.

1433
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:31,180
Instead of talking to yourself, help me.

1434
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,555
What shall we do, sir?

1435
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:35,625
Stop the rehearsal?

1436
01:12:35,917 --> 01:12:37,555
A carriage is waiting outside.

1437
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,972
We will be safe
at the Wounded Nightingale Inn.

1438
01:12:40,042 --> 01:12:41,250
Gentlemen,

1439
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,375
the world awaits our talent.

1440
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:47,375
Nowhere will we be as comfortable.

1441
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:50,042
Your cue or I'll cut them off.

1442
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,180
Open!

1443
01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,680
Open the gates!

1444
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,542
Governor's orders!

1445
01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,305
I am not going a step further.

1446
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,250
Let's return to the convent,
Sister Anne.

1447
01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:06,930
Citizen Lupino, what are you doing?

1448
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:07,847
Come back, Madam.

1449
01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:09,875
Deprivation has driven them mad.

1450
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,722
To the guard! Shoot!

1451
01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,917
Shoot, God damn it!

1452
01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,055
They're escaping.

1453
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:18,375
Shoot!

1454
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:19,875
Fire!

1455
01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:23,250
Fire at will!

1456
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:32,542
Goodbye, boss!

1457
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,597
Untie me, moron!
Faster!

1458
01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:40,930
The chickens have broken the egg
carrying the people's hope.

1459
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,500
To the carriage, quick!

1460
01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:46,625
Juliette, Juliette,

1461
01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:49,000
why did you leave me?

1462
01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:50,347
Faster!

1463
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,500
Jacquot cannot hold the horses.

1464
01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:53,792
To the guard!

1465
01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:55,680
They're fleeing.

1466
01:13:55,750 --> 01:13:57,750
Shoot! Shoot, damn it!

1467
01:14:04,042 --> 01:14:06,180
Not at me,

1468
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:08,125
idiots!

1469
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,625
He died because of me!

1470
01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:18,930
No.

1471
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:23,167
True fault is known
by the pleasure it gives.

1472
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,180
Precisely,

1473
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:27,250
I did feel pleasure...

1474
01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:29,292
Any man can be replaced.

1475
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,250
Lupinos abound.

1476
01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:34,625
But Préaubois are few.

1477
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:38,430
I have lost my slave and my master.

1478
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:40,930
I'd willingly be both.

1479
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,667
Introduce me, Marquis.

1480
01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:46,250
Marquis!

1481
01:14:46,417 --> 01:14:47,792
It is you!

1482
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:51,292
For God's sake, I know your reputation.

1483
01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:52,792
Spare me!

1484
01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,500
Oh!

1485
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:14,875
You have arrived.

1486
01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:18,500
Jacquot's goose is cooked.

1487
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:24,167
A fatality.

1488
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,555
Speak faster,

1489
01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:33,000
the list of your sins must be long!

1490
01:15:34,625 --> 01:15:36,375
It hurts...

1491
01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:40,625
Oh oh oh, I like it...

1492
01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:42,292
Oh, I am coming...

1493
01:15:44,792 --> 01:15:46,250
She's coming.

1494
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:49,125
Ouch!

1495
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,625
She pinches my heart!

1496
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,875
I am coming!

1497
01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:00,000
Cock-a-doodle-doo...

1498
01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:05,375
Straight to hell.

1499
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,375
Death hates being taken for a whore.

1500
01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,055
What is Jacquot the Fatalist
doing on this table?

1501
01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:22,250
Dead.

1502
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:24,250
A martyr!

1503
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,750
He will be entitled
to a national funeral.

1504
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:29,125
- Where is Lupino?
- Dead.

1505
01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:31,875
Two martyrs!

1506
01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:33,930
The citizens have taken the Bastille

1507
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,125
and you cannot make an omelet
without breaking eggs.

1508
01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:38,555
And Juliette?
Is she dead too?

1509
01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:40,472
No, in her room.

1510
01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:43,430
I'll call her.
Come in, tell us everything.

1511
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,625
No time!

1512
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,375
Bernard in awaits me at Versailles.

1513
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,750
The riot has spread
to the entire capital.

1514
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,500
It will be a hot summer!

1515
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:53,542
Tell Juliette she has a seat
at the Assembly.

1516
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,542
Farewell!

1517
01:16:56,292 --> 01:16:58,250
And once again, congratulations!

1518
01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:03,000
Juliette!

1519
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,055
Juliette!

1520
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:05,375
Good news...

1521
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:07,792
The Bastille has been taken!

1522
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,750
It's chaos everywhere!

1523
01:17:16,542 --> 01:17:17,792
Goddamn it.

1524
01:17:49,167 --> 01:17:50,375
Too late.

1525
01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:58,250
Be strong, Colin.

1526
01:17:59,625 --> 01:18:00,792
Look.

1527
01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:04,417
I'll take care of it.

1528
01:18:04,875 --> 01:18:06,250
Do you not understand?

1529
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,042
She is dead.

1530
01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:11,250
What is death?

1531
01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:14,125
A crime committed by nature
to screw you!

1532
01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:17,750
I don't care!

1533
01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:20,125
I want to kiss her.

1534
01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:32,250
Oh, an angel!

1535
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,625
“Love stronger than death”,

1536
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:39,167
said Justine.

1537
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,125
Virtuous Justine!

1538
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:53,055
Are you really leaving me?

1539
01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:56,125
Juliette needs me to help fuel
her revolutionary spirit.

1540
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:02,500
You can come with us...

1541
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:04,375
If you want to.

1542
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:07,000
No, you really don't need me...

1543
01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:09,417
I'd be in the way...

1544
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:12,625
She'd probably end up

1545
01:19:13,292 --> 01:19:15,125
by loving you.

1546
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,917
Now, it is your story,

1547
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,875
it is no longer ours.

1548
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:21,875
You are free.

1549
01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,125
It will be hard

1550
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:28,125
after all we went through together.

1551
01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:30,750
I knew you would leave one day,

1552
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:33,875
but I didn't expect
that day to come so soon.

1553
01:19:37,375 --> 01:19:38,792
Be strong.

1554
01:19:39,792 --> 01:19:42,000
And you, be careful.

1555
01:19:45,042 --> 01:19:47,542
I know that Juliette
is no different from others,

1556
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,292
but what can you do?

1557
01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:52,125
I am in love.

1558
01:19:54,042 --> 01:19:55,167
I know that feeling,

1559
01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,500
I went through that before you.

1560
01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:01,292
Now,

1561
01:20:01,667 --> 01:20:03,125
go away.

1562
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,917
Remember...

1563
01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,875
Polish your style...

1564
01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:13,917
Not too many verbs!

1565
01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:19,125
My downfall was not caused
by my way of thinking

1566
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,750
but that of others.

1567
01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:36,000
July 15, 1789.