1 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:26,499 Once upon a time there was a city, 2 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,499 whose inhabitants were princes or beggars. 3 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,579 In their midst, There were only stray dogs. 4 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:33,996 They were the middle class. 5 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,997 Especially for Mr. Baron Relu, our special guest. 6 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,957 A good night to all of you! 7 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,070 I hope the show have pleased. 8 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,670 I really liked. Is there a problem, dear? 9 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:28,819 Sorry... 10 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:32,899 Can you pay the bill now? My shift is ending. 11 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,998 If you need anything else, ask my colleague. 12 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:40,835 There must be an error here... with the zeros. 13 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:43,470 Impossible, Mr. 3,200,000 lei. 14 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,869 Check for yourself! 15 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:48,909 3,200.0.00... So much for two meals? 16 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,939 We check together, no problem. 17 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,219 You took: A Cinzano 60,000, a whiskey 130,000, 18 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,539 a "foie gras" 280,000, a "soufflé" 330,000, 19 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:00,499 French champagne, 1,800,000, and is already at 2,530,000. 20 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:04,099 Sorry... Continuing. Chateaubriand 200,000, Valdostana 180,000, 21 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,979 Pinot Noir 500,000. I warned them, but they didn't listen to me. 22 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,899 Plus ice creams and coffees: 3,200,000 in total. 23 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,839 Not counting Mrs. Laura, our wonderful singer. 24 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:19,549 Excuse me, but what prices are these? 25 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:23,099 Restaurant prices, sir, you can see them in the menu, 26 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,868 But they are for every 100 grams. 27 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,595 We're sorry. 28 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:37,150 And if I tell you no Do I have enough money? 29 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,516 Don't say that, please. 30 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:41,939 Just guessing. 31 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,276 Come on, sir like you! 32 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:45,859 How would you react? 33 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:49,139 How did I... I pretended not to have heard. 34 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:53,339 - Has it never happened before? - Sometimes we have pranksters... 35 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,995 But they always end up paying. 36 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,994 Suppose I tell you that I'm in shit? 37 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:07,072 Don't say that, I beg you! 38 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,699 Me and my wife, we we work so hard... 39 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,499 Why are you worrying me? 40 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,473 But not a month's salary can cover the bill. 41 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,598 So why do they go to restaurants? 42 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,514 We made a mistake. 43 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,835 When a mistake is made, you pay for it. 44 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,219 50,000 for the cup, and now you've made the lady cry! 45 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:36,351 I never thought it would be so expensive. 46 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:39,739 Let's be civilized, could pay in installments. 47 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,837 Do I look like an idiot? 48 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:46,119 I have 500 thousand with me, keep them! Where will I find 3 million? 49 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,259 If we start to raise our voices... 50 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,659 But what voice? I am explaining the facts! 51 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:52,939 Bring Mugurel and Andone! 52 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,339 We could sell the washing machine! 53 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,499 Sell your mother, the machine is broken! 54 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,519 Don't talk to me like that! 55 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,153 Sorry! 56 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,391 Didn't you see that I I'm acting crazy! 57 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:09,353 What are we doing now? 58 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:13,510 We can't be in this all night. 59 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,829 Come on, guys, I asked for help! 60 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,753 We're here, boss. 61 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,471 Okay, let's not make a scene. 62 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,939 Get your hands off him! 63 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:28,800 Please! Let me explain! 64 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,819 My wife and I celebrated today ten years of marriage. 65 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,979 For once we think that we could go to a restaurant. 66 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:39,592 I'm a teacher, she's an assistant laboratory, we can barely keep up! 67 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:42,979 We overestimated our budget, we made a mistake. 68 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:46,716 But it's a family celebration, women like these things! 69 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:48,758 We do it like this. 70 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,579 You stay here, and you bring the money in an hour. 71 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,019 From where? 72 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,579 Where am I going to get 3 million Is it midnight? 73 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,339 Tell me: what should I do? 74 00:06:58,340 --> 00:07:01,739 Steal, kill? Rob a bank? 75 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:03,234 Shall we give a blow? 76 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:06,310 Employee! Come to the father! 77 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,188 Just a second, Baron... 78 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,074 Don't argue, come here! 79 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:17,192 Put everything on my account. 80 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,659 Come on, Baron, they don't deserve this treatment. 81 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:24,918 Never mind, it's just a sad couple! 82 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:32,193 It must be your lucky night! Okay, guys, it's settled. 83 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:36,352 - Like this? - The Baron is in a good mood. 84 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:39,753 Next time, Don't show up without money. 85 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,231 If my boys they had given you a deal, 86 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:45,120 I would have to spend a fortune at the dentist! 87 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:09,071 How did I go get into this? 88 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,039 I also ask the same thing. 89 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,259 - You want to know? - Is it a long story? 90 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:17,994 It depends. We can walk a little. 91 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,910 Don't you think it's time for us to Are we on a first name basis? 92 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,309 After 10 years of marriage? No way. 93 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:26,678 Stop playing and talk. 94 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:29,396 Okay. Let's start at the beginning. 95 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,112 Seventeen... I hate that age. 96 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,669 I hate my students. 97 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,997 Ten days ago, That was what my life boiled down to. 98 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:44,709 Every morning, the same bubbly faces. 99 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,539 I counted them: 100 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:50,674 246 pimples on basic, 197 in secondary... 101 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:02,154 Bucescu, can I interrupt for a second? 102 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,149 I like you. Do you like me? 103 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,219 Why are you angry? 104 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:11,273 I asked to hang up cell phones, right? 105 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,659 I called you stupid because you were drunk 106 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,459 and was throwing himself at Limpy. 107 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:20,035 Sometimes, I thought with their vocabularies. 108 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,119 School is "shit". 109 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,998 The "material" was running out. 110 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,072 Classes were "dry". 111 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:30,593 My life was a "crap". 112 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:35,429 Bucescu. Be nice and pay attention. 113 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,640 20 years earlier, I was their age. 114 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,429 But at that time, 115 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,797 school was no joke. 116 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,552 The poets of the 20th century XIX 117 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:52,280 were among the first to reveal 118 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:56,117 antagonistic contradictions 119 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:59,069 that undermined capitalist society. 120 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:05,718 What kind of contradictions did the poets reveal? 121 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,991 Antagonistic. 122 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:13,459 Give me an example of a poem 123 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:16,354 that reveals these contradictions. 124 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:25,596 Today, I teach literature in this school of excellence, 125 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:29,078 reserved for students with a certain level. 126 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,235 I just published my first book: 127 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,875 10 short stories in a small edition, 128 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,832 paid for me. 129 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,317 Everything I achieved in business was the price of a tram ticket, 130 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,579 and the emotion of seeing my book in bookstores. 131 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:50,156 I saw a book here, "Nobody Dies for Free". Are there any? 132 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:53,800 A bestseller, this book! Three copies sold. 133 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,219 - And the others? - Back to the editor. 134 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,939 - Why? - No searching. 135 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:01,118 - Nothing! This is a quest! - But we returned them... 136 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,237 Why? Did they smell bad? 137 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,434 The idiot was dead the next day. 138 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:09,270 I killed him in an atrocious way, 139 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:12,474 on the third page of my first novel. 140 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,273 New paragraph. 141 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:21,390 "The night crept silently 142 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,633 through the city like a..." 143 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:28,591 Unfortunately I got stuck on this sentence. 144 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:33,479 and for days, despite all the efforts, I couldn't overcome it. 145 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:42,339 Christmas music again? It's September! 146 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:45,871 With a parasite here at home eating our pension, 147 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,179 I may not even survive until Christmas. 148 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,299 That crap in the fridge Was it your pension? 149 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,192 It's your mother's work! 150 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,259 I should go shopping. 151 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,859 And the writer? 152 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,513 - Are you talking to me? - I am. 153 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,099 - Have you read the book? - I'll read it. 154 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,979 - When? - As soon as this one is finished! 155 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,271 I took a look, It's very beautiful. 156 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,352 - Did anyone ask you anything? - It goes to sleep! 157 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:11,835 We were a united family, living a perpetual Christmas. 158 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,950 But nevertheless, out there Vera was there. 159 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,558 Vera only had one passion: Other people's children. 160 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,459 It's time to sleep. 161 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:23,672 Try to speak softly, until he falls asleep. 162 00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:28,419 He was very nervous last week. 163 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,119 What a treasure! 164 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,139 Don't feel touched by such a cute little thing? 165 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:35,431 - Here we go again... - What did you say? 166 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,819 He's sweet. 167 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:39,350 Do you think I'm stupid? Do you want to humiliate me? 168 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:42,059 I heard you. "Here we go again", where? 169 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,510 I hate having these conversations in public. 170 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,155 Do you hate it in public? Then let's go home. 171 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:51,859 Do you have a house for us? No. Because you are afraid. 172 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:54,879 Fear of marriage, fear of children! 173 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,819 Vera, don't exaggerate. 174 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:59,259 It's always the same song: 175 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,579 "I want a baby to play with..." 176 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,579 - "Forget the 9 months, I want it now!" - Don't argue... 177 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,659 "Buy me a baby now!" 178 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,269 You are a pig! Just... 179 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:13,108 fuck you! The baby woke up! 180 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,619 It was the end of a relationship two years with Vera, 181 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,309 the only woman who wanted a son of mine. 182 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:24,469 But I had 100 kids at school, that drove me crazy. 183 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:26,473 In particular, one of them... 184 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,919 Robert! 185 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,939 Are you with her? 186 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,459 It's dead. 187 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,739 - Me, with this bitch? - He's the one who threw himself at me! 188 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,268 You're fucked! 189 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,110 Robert was the school heartthrob. 190 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:00,194 All the girls were crazy about him. 191 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:04,232 I rarely went to classes. When he went, he was drugged. 192 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,979 I was happy to see you as little as possible. 193 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,999 The director preferred not to never even see him again. 194 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,949 Hey St�r, 195 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,716 I heard someone say that they were going to expel me. 196 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,194 What happens? 197 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,471 He must have done something. 198 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:24,719 But you will defend me! You're my friend, aren't you? 199 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,275 What can I do if I'm Always looking for trouble? 200 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,599 Let me spell it right. 201 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,559 If they kick me out 202 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,951 and you are on their side, 203 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,835 You will stop being my friend. 204 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:44,032 I'll meet you later... and I cut you like salami. 205 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,035 Is it fair? It seems fair to me. 206 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,113 I'll think about it. 207 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,239 Suddenly I realized 208 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:58,797 that a young man in his prime training is something delicate 209 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:02,716 and that hasty sanctions can It will traumatize him for the rest of his life. 210 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,019 Robert deserved the opportunity to graduate. 211 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:09,499 I spoke to the director so he let me talk to the boy's parents 212 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,439 and told Robert to call them to school. 213 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,919 I was almost curious to meet this scoundrel's family. 214 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,019 It's just that, sometimes in life 215 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,949 a door opens and suddenly nothing stays with before. 216 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,311 Well, imagine the door from class B... 217 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,157 Mr. Gorea? 218 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:43,274 I'm Robert's sister. They were for my parents to come, 219 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,353 but they are out of town for a few days. 220 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,516 Nice to meet you. Heard Gorea. 221 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,274 Diana Dobrovicescu. 222 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,999 Robert's sister! 223 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,999 Sit down. 224 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,669 Thanks. But you have to sit too. 225 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,518 I didn't know Robert had... 226 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,078 So! 227 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:17,071 What kind of contradictions do poets of the 20th century. XIX revealed? 228 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,859 Antagonistic. 229 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,355 - Sorry? - I didn't understand your question. 230 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,836 Is there a problem with my brother? 231 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,353 Problems with Robert? 232 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,192 The problem with Robert... 233 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,829 It's not really a problem. 234 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:41,394 - I mean... - You didn't do your homework. 235 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,995 So you're Robert's sister. 236 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,431 Tell me if he did anything something wrong. 237 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:55,272 Robert is very temperamental... he should calm down a little. 238 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:59,230 It's age, too. If we don't some crazy things at that age, 239 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,639 When do we do them? 240 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:10,750 I think I left mine cell phone in your wallet. 241 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,859 No, he didn't leave anything in his wallet, 242 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,912 disappear, and quickly! 243 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,470 You have to be tough, otherwise they go too far. 244 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,630 So... Robert's sister... 245 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,114 Study? 246 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,099 I'm in a dummy school. 247 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,594 Obviously. 248 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:37,669 For someone like you, this is the future. 249 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,078 When I say "like you", I mean... 250 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,594 Not that I couldn't have a serious job. 251 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,419 I mean, fashion is serious enough, 252 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:49,393 but it does not require studies. 253 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,072 Although I mentioned something about a school... 254 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,834 Am I confused? 255 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,710 - A little. - I'm exhausted. 256 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:02,076 I worked last night, all night. I'm writing a novel. 257 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,711 - Are you also a writer? - Yes. 258 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,755 In reality, I am "also" a teacher. 259 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,595 Teaching is almost like than a "hobby". 260 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:17,991 Children are raw material Fantastic, I love working with them... 261 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,631 I break your necks! 262 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,753 So... Robert's sister... 263 00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:30,759 - What books did you write? - Several. 264 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,019 I happen to have a recent one here. 265 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,179 I'll autograph it for you. 266 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,118 It's very kind, but... 267 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,435 I insist. 268 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,991 8pm, Nova Bras�lia Café. I'll be waiting. 269 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,071 What a shame, Linda. 270 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,358 You don't know what you're missing. 271 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,540 I apologize. 272 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,520 There was a meeting of the Writers' Union. 273 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,393 I couldn't leave before. 274 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,979 I was almost leaving. 275 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,430 I could have called you if I had your number. 276 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,758 I'm glad you came. 277 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,918 Next time, pay the bill. 278 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,798 - What did she say? - Nothing. 279 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,793 Let's go somewhere else. 280 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,459 I know a great pizzeria near here. 281 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,876 Pizzeria? Let's go to a bar first! 282 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,379 - What bar? - The "Why Not". 283 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:13,259 There will be a sponsored party by a toothpaste company. 284 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,499 And can we go in? 285 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,756 Of course, I made an ad for them... 286 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,075 - Shall we run to the subway? - Subway? 287 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,670 Welcome to the promotion party from "Domident", 288 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,299 where people with strong teeth they drink like crazy, 289 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:32,149 They dance like crazy and... and have fun like crazy! 290 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,916 Give me an orange Campari! 291 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,436 I had a feeling of emptiness in my stomach. 292 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,779 The taxi, the entrance, 3 Camparis, 293 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,739 a pack of cigarettes and 2 coffees. 294 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:24,874 Half salary It's already gone. 295 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,793 What are you going to take? 296 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,714 What I desperately needed it was a miracle. 297 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,739 Now is the time for our crazy hobby. 298 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,859 Domident 299 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,152 offers 3,000,000 lei to the winning couple! 300 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,393 Get ready for... 301 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:43,435 the Orange Dance! 302 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:49,833 - Let's go! - Are you sure? 303 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,312 You have to explain to me how to do it. 304 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,939 The starting position! 305 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:57,073 Put the orange between their foreheads. 306 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:04,028 Whatever happens, will never be able to touch the ground. 307 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,998 They can only use their bodies. 308 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:10,108 Those who use their hands will be disqualified. 309 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,475 It's life. Let's have a drink. 310 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,715 What will be a good excuse for 311 00:23:30,716 --> 00:23:33,070 suddenly disappear from a toothpaste party? 312 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,791 A toothache. Logical, right? 313 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,630 And if she didn't believe it, bad luck. 314 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,038 One thing was certain: 315 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,309 Glamorous girls they are very expensive. 316 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,836 I decided to spend less time in romance and more in writing. 317 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:54,075 Come quickly! Dad's on TV! 318 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,459 Can you hear me? 319 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:59,193 Hello! 320 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,979 We can hear you. Ask your question. 321 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:05,748 - Making a fool of yourself again? - Talk about pensions! 322 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,311 With due consideration, I would like to ask: 323 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:14,070 This is how things should be in our country? 324 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,659 What things? 325 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,339 How things are! 326 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:21,712 Our program deals with of tax reform. 327 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,859 Please make a specific question. 328 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,219 It's very specific! 329 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,539 Everything went crazy in this country! 330 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,239 Comment this! 331 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:32,779 - Thank you for the question. - I have another... 332 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:35,913 We'll follow up later a short advertising break. 333 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,179 - It's sad. - Stop it! 334 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:43,950 They couldn't cope with the truth. 335 00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:57,870 Hey my dear! Are you free tonight? 336 00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:00,517 How cheeky! 337 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,118 He still has baby teeth. 338 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,659 In your house or mine? 339 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,030 Anywhere. 340 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:33,159 Don't even buy your own toothpaste. 341 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,557 Heard! Ads! 342 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:19,238 In your house or mine? 343 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,479 Anywhere. 344 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,469 Diana? It's Ovidiu. 345 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,353 Heard Gorea. 346 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,672 The literature teacher from Robert. 347 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,916 Sorry, did I wake you up? 348 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,919 Don't you remember? 349 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:45,793 We went to a party together of toothpaste... 350 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,313 A toothache, that's right. 351 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,356 I saw you in that ad... 352 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:57,392 I thought it was fantastic. 353 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:02,750 Okay, I'll let you sleep. We'll talk another time. 354 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,238 Good night and... 355 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,389 Had the opportunity to see my book? 356 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,109 Really? 357 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,198 Did you read it? 358 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,350 I only had four readers all over the world, 359 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,189 and one of them was Diana. 360 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:27,636 I was wasting my best years on a typewriter, 361 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:30,499 when a charming creature it was within my reach, 362 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,756 and is waiting to be grabbed. 363 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:35,919 Someone, up there, liked me. 364 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:55,514 I needed money for a decent date. 365 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:59,113 This time, it had to work. The poor guy is finished! 366 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,154 A newspaper is only for one day. A good book lasts forever. 367 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,276 I expected to sell few hundred copies. 368 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,115 After an hour, I lowered the price. 369 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:11,831 Even the beggars They were doing more than me. 370 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,831 Do you think you're smart? 371 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,196 Disappear! 372 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,779 What's the problem? 373 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:54,433 This is not your place. 374 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,717 It's by Gigi Piedone. 375 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,459 Do you work for him? 376 00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:00,899 - I don't... - Then get lost, idiot! 377 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,191 This is a public place... 378 00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:13,235 The Writers' Café. A place I try to avoid. 379 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:17,196 Most of these pathetic drunks 380 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:21,270 were legends of the past, poets of the Golden Age: 381 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,779 The first to reveal antagonistic contradictions 382 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:28,117 between Soviet vodka and Romanian cognac. 383 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:31,070 Bad luck. Given my situation 384 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:33,397 I had to swallow my pride. 385 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:41,594 - Mr. Nugreanu, can I... - Please. 386 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:45,259 I really admire your books and... 387 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,710 Do you want me to sign one? Sorry, I don't have a pen. 388 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:52,955 I would like an opinion honest about my book. 389 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:57,793 I'm busy until December. But I left it there. 390 00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:02,110 And if anyone wants one, It's on sale for 30,000. 391 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,179 What is this? 392 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,357 Do we sell your stuff to writers? 393 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,230 You know, we, the younger generation, We are having difficult times... 394 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:16,252 Are you in bad weather? This is absurd! 395 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:19,399 I, with my 17 titles, 396 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,979 dozens of awards, 397 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:24,699 and three pieces on the resume from school, 398 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,594 I eat and drink in this pigsty! 399 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:31,397 And it's true! And the same happens with my friends. 400 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,553 And idiots like you come and complain? 401 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:37,259 You have the nerve to come ask great writers here 402 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:41,473 to pay for drugs your little brochure... 403 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,474 Here's what I think of 90s New Age! 404 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,593 Look! 405 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:51,159 God Bless the Classics! Long live Eminescu! 406 00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:54,199 Down with postmodernists! 407 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:07,073 Conductor! 408 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,360 How about a vodka for a poem? 409 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,639 Like this? 410 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:15,794 I am the poet of train station. 411 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,939 Come here, I don't bite. 412 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:20,459 I'm something of a novelist. 413 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:23,069 I understood. You wrote a book. Not bad. 414 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:25,590 Buy a vodka from one fellow writer. 415 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,038 Okay, the cheapest! 416 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:31,239 I'm going to recite one of my poems. 417 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,739 Who is your editor? 418 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:36,099 You think I'm a walking clown running after publishers? 419 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:40,757 No, I just recite: A poem for a vodka. 420 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:43,469 May I choke on it, if you don't like it. 421 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:46,512 The poet from the train station? 422 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,595 Title: 423 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:57,517 "Poem of the Man Who Realized Who had his head where the dog was" 424 00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,988 I'm listening. 425 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,994 "In the little room, in a broken bed,... 426 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,032 I lie down, crushed under the weight... 427 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,115 a giant punch over my head." 428 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,075 Is it everything? 429 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,799 It's everything. 430 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,539 Not bad. 431 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:22,149 You are a tough critic. I have another one. 432 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,668 - Continue. - Not with an empty glass. 433 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,435 Title: 434 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:36,859 "Poem for the Girl Who I Met On Tram No. 44" 435 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,194 "Your little smile on the tram, 436 00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:44,669 It definitely captivated me. 437 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,430 I'm disoriented. 438 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:50,434 And also Mr. Ion Susai." 439 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,515 Who is Lon Susai? 440 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,619 A friend, you don't know him. 441 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,035 One more. 442 00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:59,994 It's everything. I only have two poems. 443 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:01,789 Are there two? 444 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,670 Don't tell me you are some Tolstoy. 445 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,539 It's true. Ten short stories compare to "War and Peace". 446 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:11,479 How much does it sell for? these soap operas? 447 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:15,232 3,000 each. Less than a vodka. 448 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,513 I'll have 10. 449 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,960 If you can buy them, why did you beg for a vodka? 450 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:26,753 Tonight, I begged for a vodka because I'm thirsty. 451 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,939 I usually recite for money. 452 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,299 I couldn't even believe it. 453 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,989 He had five times my salary. 454 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:36,313 He could eat at luxurious restaurants. 455 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:41,111 He lived better with two poems, than most of my friends, 456 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:43,118 and they weren't even his! 457 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,632 Aren't you the author? 458 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:48,513 Not really. 459 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:55,379 The train station poet 460 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:58,499 told me to go talk to a guy Mr. Puiutz, known as Pepe, 461 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:03,316 a man he described as "fiercely smart". 462 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,920 I was going to show you my book and be advised. 463 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,552 Between. The coffee is boiling. 464 00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:25,819 Sorry... I'm looking for Mr. Puiutz. 465 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:27,519 In your office. 466 00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:31,268 Between! 467 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:34,327 Solve this and quickly! 468 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,099 They told me to look for him... 469 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:40,834 I know. The drunk guy at the station sent him. 470 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,299 I have nothing for you. 471 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,033 I would like to show you a book. 472 00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:49,396 A collection of short stories. 473 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:53,115 - Are you a writer? - I'm starting... 474 00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:55,759 What's the problem? 475 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:58,219 It's not exactly a bestseller. 476 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:01,876 I need to sell 100 copies as quickly as possible. 477 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,429 Forget it. 478 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,275 - Then you can't... - No way. 479 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,350 - Mr. Piedone has arrived. - Tell him to wait. 480 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,439 I assume you need money... 481 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:20,914 - Do you know what I do? - I can't even imagine. 482 00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:23,339 But as it is a foundation, 483 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:26,234 I assume it supports cultural projects. 484 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:31,389 What incredible insight. This insight leaves me speechless. 485 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:33,108 Come with me. 486 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,599 Sit down. 487 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,699 Piedone! Did you bring a new batch? 488 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:42,639 Five high quality items. They're lined up outside. 489 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,299 How much do I get? 490 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,989 20% for each text, like last time. 491 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:49,716 I shouldn't even talk to you. 492 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,275 But I have a fraternal heart. 493 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,879 Miruna! 494 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,119 Go write! 495 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:02,359 Okay, idiots, line up! 496 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:06,354 One at a time, or I'll blow your heads off! 497 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,798 They beat me, I was tortured... 498 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:13,910 Political prisoner, in the time of Ceausescu... 499 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,339 She won't win a penny with that. 500 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,234 You can even be lynched by anticommunism. 501 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:23,179 Send it to churches, in a wedding dress, 502 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,471 with a photograph of the her deceased husband. 503 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,074 Write: 504 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,073 "I'm waiting for my husband." 505 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:32,619 "He went to meet the Lord and He told me to wait for him here. " 506 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,148 Next! 507 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,272 Maybe an artist... 508 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:38,959 Film producer. 509 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,759 His license plate should say: 510 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:44,592 "During the dictatorship I made films." 511 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:48,629 "Today, our cinema is dead and I myself incurably ill. " 512 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:51,992 Maestro, you are a genius! 513 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,834 Other! 514 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,792 Boy with AIDS. 515 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,659 AIDS is over, Nowadays people die from the flu. 516 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:02,076 - Can he sing? - Can you sing? 517 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,459 He can, or else I'll kick him in the ass. 518 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:07,911 I'm going to write a song metro orphan. 519 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,157 The letters on payment day. Next. 520 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:13,379 - A retired cripple. - Equal to 3/4 of the population. 521 00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:16,035 Uniform, medals, crutches. 522 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,114 A ping-pong ball in the eye and a sign saying: 523 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:22,000 "One eye and one limb lost in Stalingrad. " 524 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:28,659 7 months pregnant. 525 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,259 She will push a doll in a wheelbarrow. 526 00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:33,233 The doll has to be in very poor condition. 527 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,917 Text: "Give me a second chance." 528 00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:49,192 - Don Pepe, you are a great artist. - I know... 529 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:53,073 - I'm leaving, I see you're busy. - Miruna, accompany him to the door. 530 00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,071 I'll be out in 5 minutes. Notify the driver. 531 00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:00,718 You were talking about cultural projects... 532 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:06,149 I think I got the address wrong. 533 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:11,234 I'm not sure. Can I leave it somewhere? 534 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:14,598 This is a new profession. 535 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,273 I invented it. 536 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,099 Beg? 537 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,992 Write to beggars. 538 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,379 My works are shorter than yours, 539 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,035 but they have an advantage: They sell. 540 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:29,236 Look! There is nothing that do for those. 541 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:32,779 Liberals... Nobody organizes them, 542 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,958 they don't win, and there are some useless for society. 543 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:38,359 A little like you. 544 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,594 See that one. 545 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,157 Ex-guitarist, so desperate which even stopped playing. 546 00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:47,152 To melt your heart. 547 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:49,038 The trick is: he can't play a note. 548 00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:52,395 He never learned, poor thing. 549 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,234 We even teach it holding the violin. 550 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:58,235 But people give alms. 551 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,676 - How much? - I'd be surprised. 552 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,036 In a few hours you can to make a fortune. 553 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,873 Mr. Piedone, who you met, 554 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:07,748 passes twice a day to receive the money. 555 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:10,350 Even the police get their share. 556 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,277 It's called organized begging. 557 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,471 - How sad! - What shortsightedness. 558 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,068 Beg and not receive, That's sad. 559 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:22,791 For years, Romania has asked humbly to Europe and the USA, 560 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:24,514 without receiving a cent. 561 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,076 What are they waiting for, work with amateurs? 562 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:32,759 Look at this guy. 563 00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:43,277 I know it's embarrassing, but can you lend me 50,000? 564 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,979 It's an emergency, the cashier automatic is broken 565 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,998 and I need money for the taxi. 566 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,558 It's not always necessary dress us in rags. 567 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:56,993 Government idiots never understood that. 568 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:59,471 Leave me your number and I'll give you the money back. 569 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,650 Forget it. In situations like this... 570 00:40:06,651 --> 00:40:07,899 How much do you need? 571 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,432 Two or three million. 572 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,459 - Is it urgent? - See you Saturday. 573 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:14,398 Do you do anything to get it? 574 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,877 I mean, play beggar with the credit card? 575 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,272 No, without the credit card. 576 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:25,831 And more attractive, from your point of view, 577 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,989 You don't even need to ask. 578 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:35,193 Have you ever thought about how Does the charity mechanism work? 579 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,277 It's something exciting. 580 00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:42,469 What is the secret engine Who controls compassion? 581 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:46,471 I tell you: it's always a story. 582 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:51,275 The outstretched hand that does not tells a story does not receive charity! 583 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:57,031 I have some ideas that I still I didn't have the opportunity to test it. 584 00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,554 I lack an interpreter. 585 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,718 You have the perfect face and an additional quality: 586 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:07,032 you are a little sad. 587 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:11,590 If you join my game and if respect my rules, 588 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:15,629 I promise that on Saturday there will be the money you need. 589 00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:19,150 Think about it and call me. 590 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,191 Call me, my love! 591 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,033 I'm alone and I want you. 592 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:33,912 Let's explore ours wildest dreams together. 593 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,799 Call, 594 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:42,516 and all your fantasies will become reality. 595 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:48,876 Call Mr. Pavel Puiutz and I will be yours. 596 00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,114 Bucescu! 597 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,032 Give me the phone. 598 00:41:58,220 --> 00:41:59,953 But I'm not using it, professor! 599 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,831 I want to talk. Give it to me. 600 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,199 How does it work? 601 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,439 Yes, it's me. 602 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:16,318 So, what did you decide? 603 00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:18,419 That's the winning answer! 604 00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:21,439 I'm happy to collaborate. Now, listen to me: 605 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,474 Do you remember the lady in my office? 606 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:30,509 Good afternoon! I'm Ovidiu Gorea. 607 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:33,196 Miruna Stan. Let's go? 608 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,833 - Good afternoon... - There. 609 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,628 There in the background. 610 00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:13,199 Kindly! 611 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,757 You have two hours to drink this coffee. 612 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,631 Speak. Let's talk. 613 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:30,478 How many years have we been married? 614 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,354 Ten years. 615 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,269 Too little not to if you have nothing to say. 616 00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:39,113 I don't like the employee. It looks horrible. 617 00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:41,112 - Even better. - What a welcome! 618 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,999 Don't be an idiot! 619 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,554 Pepe took care of things with him. 620 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,219 This way, people will be on our side. 621 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,431 - What people? - It's still early. 622 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:52,837 See you in an hour. 623 00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:13,299 - I needed a cigarette. - Please. 624 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,990 Not here. Pepe said that my character should not smoke. 625 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:20,757 In fifteen minutes we asked for the bill. Are you okay? 626 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,716 - What am I doing here? - Sorry? 627 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:32,356 I was thinking. There are things that they can do it, others can't. 628 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,876 This circus, I can't do it. 629 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,311 I thought I could, but no. 630 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,836 My apologies to Mr. Pepe. 631 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,472 I almost forgot the ring. 632 00:44:56,580 --> 00:45:00,509 What a surprise! Ovidiu and Miruna! 633 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:05,153 What a small country: and so few tables. 634 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:09,315 They are both fantastic. 635 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:14,029 Happy couples are rare, these days. 636 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:19,230 Mr. Puiutz, I can't continue. My dignity is at stake. 637 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,718 Your dignity? 638 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:25,515 With empty pockets, allow yourself to have dignity? 639 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,958 Let me tell you a story. 640 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:33,231 In the 50s, when I was young, I wanted to be a writer like you. 641 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,314 Do you know how much it cost me this enthusiasm? 642 00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:41,030 5 years in prison. The comrades They didn't appreciate my manuscript. 643 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:45,070 In prison, you learn quickly What is dignity? 644 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,389 A cigarette for the guard? A day of dignity. 645 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:52,436 Don't have a cigarette? Be careful when squatting. 646 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,469 Mr. Puiutz... 647 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,299 And 5 years later, when you leave, 648 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,192 I learned what? 649 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:01,756 That out here, it's the same thing. 650 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:06,235 Now your dignity, throw it up the sky, 651 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:09,036 so that others Don't shove theirs at him. 652 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,798 The bill for this table! 653 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:19,758 Ten years of marriage and it seems like they are still lovers. How envious! 654 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,354 Sir! 655 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,276 - Yes, ma'am. - There is an error here. 656 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:35,711 Impossible, check it yourself. 657 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:39,619 But we are in Romania! 658 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,459 No one can pay these prices. 659 00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:44,797 These are our prices. Customers here can pay. 660 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:49,834 Honey, do you think this is normal? I'm surprised. 661 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,099 It's huge. We don't have that much money. 662 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:06,675 Let's be serious! I ask you to pay. 663 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:11,513 Understand that this is a special night for us. 664 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,995 My wife... 665 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:21,754 I couldn't believe it! It was to die laughing. 666 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,179 I felt like a great actor 667 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:26,790 in front of an audience that held my breath. 668 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:28,979 And it was just the beginning, 669 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:32,272 the first in a long series of representations. 670 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,959 Honey, calm down! I'm talking to you. 671 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:41,719 How will we understand each other? You have to pay and that’s final! 672 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,949 I knew we shouldn't have gone out tonight. 673 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:49,859 - It's a special night. - With special menu. 674 00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:51,139 Who ordered a special menu? 675 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:52,739 Nobody! 676 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:55,554 You said to trust you 677 00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:00,339 I wanted to please my wife for our ten years of marriage. 678 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:01,459 Ten years! 679 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:04,672 Then please me too and pay! 680 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:07,179 Do you know how much my husband earns? 681 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:09,755 - I don't want to know. - Nothing, in two months! 682 00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:13,259 The Ministry stopped paying teachers' salaries, 683 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,379 because of the restrictions! 684 00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:18,659 It's been ten years since we went to a restaurant, 685 00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:23,419 thanks to this criminal policy which is destroying education! 686 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:25,299 It's a scandal, ma'am! 687 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,874 3,900,000 please. 688 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,499 Be a little understanding... 689 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,870 let's try find a solution! 690 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:35,478 I could stay to wash dishes. 691 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:53,670 Health and joy! 692 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:58,279 Laura! Sing for birthday of the two lovebirds! 693 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:12,920 And all this, Miruna, for a single objective: 694 00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:15,099 appear tomorrow at her feet, 695 00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,099 with money, 696 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,499 a cell phone, 697 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,438 and a car. 698 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:24,390 Here's a little of my story. 699 00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:28,299 - What do you think? - What can I say? 700 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,794 Good luck. 701 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,513 I'll need it. 702 00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,790 We arrived. I live here. 703 00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:39,350 - See you on Monday? - Until Monday. 704 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:43,799 - Any advice you want to give me? - Yes. 705 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:45,593 Don't show up with the ring. 706 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,952 Return it at the latest Tomorrow after noon! 707 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,397 - Is it your car? - Oh yeah! 708 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,979 "Nobody dies for free"... 709 00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:21,316 300,000 copies sold. 710 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:25,435 Where are we going? 711 00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:29,279 I booked a table at "Coral". 712 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,790 And then, if you want, we can go dancing. 713 00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:37,352 We even have an orange. 714 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:41,074 Diana! 715 00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,838 Idiots! 716 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:51,619 We go to the "Cool Club" 717 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,990 - Where? - To the "Cool Club". 718 00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:56,979 Diana, how are you? 719 00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:59,299 All good! And you? 720 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,114 I ended up with Silviu. See you at the club? 721 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:05,069 Yes! Then tell me everything, okay? 722 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,152 A "Black Magic" for you and...