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- Tiffani: Dođi, dođi do mene,

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sine moj.

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- Ernesto: Tiffani, ti plačeš.

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Zašto, draga moja?

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- Tiffani: Oh, Ernesto,

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samo sam bio

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s toliko muškaraca.

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- Ernesto: Je li ih bilo mnogo?

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- Tiffani: Ne.

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- Ernesto: Neće biti važno

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ako ste bili

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s milijunima muškaraca.

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- Tiffani: Pa,

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postaje ti toplo.

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S drugim muškarcima to je samo seks.

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Nasumični bezvezni seks

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to traje danima.

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Ali s tobom,

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Napokon ću voditi ljubav.

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Oh, Ernesto,

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Volim te potpuno.

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- Ernesto: Želim napraviti

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mnogo djece.

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- Tiffani: Da, djeco.

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Stavite djecu u mene odmah!

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Jebi me sada!

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Jače, Ernesto, hajde.

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Oh, da, jebi me

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poput nadničara.

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Da, dušo,

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uzmi me s leđa.

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Iskoristi me, liječi me

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kao jebeni stroj.

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Rarrr, rarrr, rarrr!

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- Ernesto: U guzicu?

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- Tiffani: Da, u guzicu, sada.

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- Ernesto: Tiffani, moramo prestati.

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- Tiffani: Ako prestaneš

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otkinut ću ti kurac

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i sam ga gurnem tamo.

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- Ernesto: Tiffani,

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mi smo u lijesu.

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- Tiffani: Začepi,

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uništavaš moju fantaziju.

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- Ernesto: Tiffani.

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- Tiffani: Sranje, moj govor.

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Hvala, Ernesto.

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Volim sprovode.

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- Helen: Kyle i Mark voljeli su život,

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danas smo ovdje.

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Moj sin je bio tako ponosan

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njegove homoseksualnosti

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da bi vas htio sve

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znati kako je točno umro.

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Moj sin je poletio

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ovaj smrtni kolut

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pri 80 milja na sat

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niz autocestu Ronald Regan

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dok je davao čovjeku kojeg je volio

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pušenje.

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Prema

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na nalaz obdukcije,

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kad je Mark počeo razbijati orah,

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Pojavio se autobus za turneju Celine Dion

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ide u krivom smjeru.

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Nakon udara,

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moji dečki su se okupili.

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I umrli su zajedno,

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radeći ono što su voljeli.

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Amen.

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[plješće]

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Kyleov najbolji prijatelj,

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Tiffani Vanderslut,

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pripremio je poseban poklon.

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- Tiffani: Ne bih nas zvala

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najbolje prijateljice točno.

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Ovaj broj ide tebi,

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Kyle i Mark.

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Malo je sranje što su mrtvi, ha?

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Sjećam se vremena

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Kyle se pretvarao da je hetero

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za mog bivšeg dečka, Troya,

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tko ga je natjerao da mi pojede macu.

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A onda je sve krenulo...

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Pa, možda i nije

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odgovarajuću memoriju.

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I Mark.

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Zapravo sam te jedva poznavao

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ali kako god,

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hvala što ste došli.

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[smijeh]

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Evo malog diddyja

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Učila sam u izviđačima.

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Morao sam potražiti tekst pjesme

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online.

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Bože, tako je teško,

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Samo trebam...

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moliti.

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- svi: Gospodine,

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usliši našu molitvu.

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- Casey: Voljet ću

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ovaj grad.

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- Helen: Nije puno,

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ali mogu ti dati

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dobar posao oko stanarine.

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- Casey: To je savršenstvo.

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- Helen: Nisi to vidio.

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- Casey: Blizu je moje tetke,

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što bih više mogao poželjeti?

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- Helen: Pa, namješten je

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i bit će lijepo

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imati obitelj u blizini.

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- Casey: Hvala, teta Helen.

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- Helen: Samo želim tebe i Kylea

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mogao potrošiti

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više vremena zajedno.

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Je li znao da si mo?

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- Casey: Uh...

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Nisam znala da sam mo

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do prije godinu dana.

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- Helen: Oboji me, Britney.

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Uvijek sam mislio da si homoseksualac

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nego ponoćna projekcija

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od Showgirls.

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- Casey: Bio sam

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jedan od onih bezveznih gejeva.

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Svi su znali osim mene.

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- Helen: Pa kad si konačno

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dobiti svoju mušku trešnju?

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- Casey: Teta Helen!

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Ne želiš čuti o tome.

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- Helen: Naravno da želim.

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Ne bih bila dobra teta

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ako nisam.

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[telefon zvoni]

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- Casey: 696? Je li to lokalno?

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- Helen: Pa, dala sam tvoj broj

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toj droljici

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sa sprovoda, Tiffani.

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- Casey: Oh, volim je.

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- Helen: Kyle ju je obožavao.

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I, dobro, pomislio sam

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možda će ti trebati neki novi prijatelji,

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čak i ako su luzerske kurve.

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- Casey: Halo?

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- Tiffani: Casey, Casey.

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- Casey: Hej, Tiffani.

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- Tiffani: Kako si znala

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to sam bio ja?

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- Casey: Sjetio sam se

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tvoj sparan glas

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formirati sprovod.

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- Tiffani: Komplimenti

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neće te nikamo odvesti

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osim ako nisi hetero.

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I visio kao gospodin T.

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- Casey: Prokletstvo i prokletstvo.

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- Tiffani: Kao što sam i mislila.

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Tvoja mi teta kaže

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trebaš posao,

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zašto ne dobiješ

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tvoje pedersko dupe

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do 4255 Hawthorne Lane.

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- Casey: Baš si pastuv.

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- Tiffani: Znam.

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Fuff!

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Gdje si bio

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lijepljenje ovih stvari?

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- Casey: Oh!

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- Helen: Hajde,

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idi po svoju skitnicu.

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- Casey: Hvala, teta Helen.

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- Helen: Ja sam najbolja odrasla osoba

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u svijetu.

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Oh, Kyle...

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Moja mala kraljice.

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- Tiffani: Nail Me, mi radimo nokte.

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Uz oslobađanje!

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Ne, šalim se, mislim,

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osim ako nisi stvarno zgodan tip.

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jeste li

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Pa, žao mi je što ne nalaziš

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moj tip humora...

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Pa, oprosti što sam uvrijedio

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tvoj kršćanski senzibilitet,

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ali ako obožavaš tipa

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koji je bio obješen na križu,

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nokti bi trebali biti zadnja stvar

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na umu.

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Kome treba kupac

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kao ona u svakom slučaju.

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- Tiffani: Dopustite da vas upoznam

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djevojkama.

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Pam, Candy.

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- Tiffani: Rekli su da jedva čekaju

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da te upoznam.

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- Casey: Super.

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Reci im da i ja osjećam isto.

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- Tiffani: U osnovi, ti počistiš,

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primati telefonske pozive

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i učini sve što mi kažemo.

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Možeš li to podnijeti?

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- Casey: Je li Madonna super?

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- Tiffani: U redu.

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Pa posao je ionako tvoj,

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ali postoji jedna mala kvaka.

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Moraš poći sa mnom

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ovom događaju.

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- Casey: Volim stvarčice za događaje.

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- Tiffani: Previše se trudiš.

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hajde

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- Casey: Upravo sada?

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Što je s poslom?

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- Tiffani: Jebi ih.

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- Pam: Jebi se i ti.

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- Casey: Što mi radimo ovdje?

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Ne volim ovakva mjesta.

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- Tiffani: Ni ja,

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ali imaju ovu akciju prikupljanja sredstava

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gdje se prodaju datumi

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s kolačima bez košulje.

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Golotinja i otvoreni bar.

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- Casey: Vodiš me na to?!

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- Tiffani: Ne, to je za dva tjedna.

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I vodiš me.

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Kyle je namjeravao,

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ali, znaš, on je mrtav.

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Pa ćeš volontirati

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i nabavite nam besplatne ulaznice.

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- Casey: Ali ja baš nisam

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vrući muškarac bez majice.

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- Tiffani: Teško da si muškarac,

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nitko ne bi platio za tebe,

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ti ćeš pomoći

272
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iza kulisa.

273
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- Casey: Zašto bih to učinio?

274
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- Tiffani: Ja sam ti dala taj posao

275
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i mogu te zamijeniti

276
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s imigrantom, onako!

277
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- Casey: Dobro, dobro,

278
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samo što nisam

279
00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:13,821
u cijelu gay scenu.

280
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- Helen: Dobro došli

281
00:11:14,857 --> 00:11:16,156
cijeloj gay sceni.

282
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,492
Jeste li djeca ovdje

283
00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:18,659
volontirati?

284
00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:20,495
- Tiffani: Ja nisam, ali Casey jest.

285
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- Helen: Sjajno.

286
00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:23,764
Draga, treseš se

287
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,766
kao mala čivava.

288
00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:27,602
ne budi nervozan,

289
00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:29,537
Ne grizem... puno.

290
00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,372
[smijeh]

291
00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:32,707
- Tiffani: Nikada nije volontirao

292
00:11:32,741 --> 00:11:33,708
prije.

293
00:11:33,742 --> 00:11:34,876
- Helen: Oh, djevica.

294
00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:36,210
- Tiffani: Ako ne računaš

295
00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:37,211
analni.

296
00:11:37,245 --> 00:11:38,379
- Helen: Pa, u svakom slučaju,

297
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:39,547
ispuni ovu papirologiju

298
00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:40,882
a onda ću imati Zacka,

299
00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,316
naš koordinator volontera,

300
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,985
naći se s tobom i shvatiti

301
00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:45,319
koji položaj

302
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:47,488
bilo bi ti najudobnije unutra.

303
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,490
Tako reći.

304
00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:50,992
- Casey: Eto zašto

305
00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:52,326
Ne sviđaju mi se ova mjesta.

306
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,494
Puni su ovoga

307
00:11:53,529 --> 00:11:54,495
stari rogati psi

308
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,663
traži da povali.

309
00:11:55,697 --> 00:11:56,664
- Tiffani: Isuse.

310
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:57,999
Prekini Fox News.

311
00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,333
- Casey: Stvarno, uvijek čujem

312
00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,501
'gay zajednica' ovo,

313
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:01,669
'gay zajednica' koja.

314
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:03,170
Ali sve što vidim je hrpa

315
00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:04,171
pijanih seronja

316
00:12:04,205 --> 00:12:05,172
u potrazi za seksom,

317
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,340
kojima je svejedno

318
00:12:06,374 --> 00:12:07,341
o odnosima.

319
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,342
- Tiffani: Oprostite,

320
00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:09,510
Marija milosti puna,

321
00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:10,678
ali to ne zvuči

322
00:12:10,712 --> 00:12:11,846
bilo drugačije

323
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,180
nego bilo koja ravna šipka.

324
00:12:13,214 --> 00:12:14,849
Pijani znojni muškarci.

325
00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:16,350
Slinavost, pipanje,

326
00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:18,352
pritiskajući njihovu muškost

327
00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:19,687
sve protiv

328
00:12:19,721 --> 00:12:20,855
tvoje gipko dupe

329
00:12:20,889 --> 00:12:22,189
na plesnom podiju.

330
00:12:22,223 --> 00:12:23,691
- Casey: Bože, ti si homoseksualac

331
00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:24,859
nego što sam ja.

332
00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:26,193
- Tiffani: Dušo, ja sam homoseksualka

333
00:12:26,227 --> 00:12:27,528
nego Kevin Spacey

334
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:28,696
Anderson Cooper pileći omot,

335
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:30,031
i što je loše u tome?

336
00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:31,532
- Casey: Ništa, samo

337
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,533
razočarana sam

338
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:33,701
koliko je seksocentričan

339
00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,202
gay zajednica je.

340
00:12:35,236 --> 00:12:36,537
- Tiffani: To se zove homoseksualnost,

341
00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:37,872
ne homo-hug-ual,

342
00:12:37,906 --> 00:12:39,040
što si očekivao?

343
00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:40,207
- Casey: Romantika?

344
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,943
Želim proputovati svijet

345
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:43,277
na skuterima, posvajati djecu.

346
00:12:43,311 --> 00:12:44,278
- Tiffani: Djeca

347
00:12:44,312 --> 00:12:45,613
su samo pobačaji koji jedu.

348
00:12:45,647 --> 00:12:46,781
- Casey: Znaš što?

349
00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:48,515
Zaboravite, neću potpisati

350
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,051
tako glupo...

351
00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:53,387
Oh, moj kurac.

352
00:12:53,589 --> 00:13:08,235


353
00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:09,737
- Zack: Vidim da imaš

354
00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:10,905
tvoja papirologija.

355
00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:12,073
- Casey: Uh, da...

356
00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:13,407
samo me pusti da potpišem.

357
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:16,911
- Zack: Cool.

358
00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:18,079
Jonathan?

359
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,446
- Casey: Uh, Casey.

360
00:13:19,481 --> 00:13:20,948
- Zack: Oh, ja sam Zack.

361
00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:22,449
Ovo je Tandy.

362
00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:23,784
- Tiffani: Ja sam njegova najbolja prijateljica.

363
00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:24,952
- Casey: To je tako smiješno,

364
00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,621
Ovdje sam sa svojim najboljim prijateljem,

365
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:27,788
Tiffany.

366
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:29,289
- Tiffani: Ne, ja sam više kao

367
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:30,457
tvoj šef.

368
00:13:30,492 --> 00:13:31,626
- Zack: Vau, najbolji prijatelji

369
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,793
sa T imenima.

370
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:34,294
- Casey: Da, trebali bismo

371
00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:35,462
osnovati klub.

372
00:13:35,497 --> 00:13:36,631
- Tiffani: Oprostite,

373
00:13:36,665 --> 00:13:38,966
Moram ići srati.

374
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:40,701
- Tiffani: Idem s tobom.

375
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,704
- Zack: Dakle, ugodno ti je

376
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,872
skidanje odjeće?

377
00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:45,873
- Casey: Što?

378
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:47,207
- Zack: Oh, samo sam pretpostavio

379
00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:48,208
volontirao si

380
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:49,543
biti jedan od klinova

381
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:50,711
u muškoj prodaji.

382
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,212
- Casey: Ja očito nisam...

383
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,714
klinac

384
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,716
Jeste li... pastuv?

385
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,217
Mislim u muškoj prodaji?

386
00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:58,719
- Zack: Da, sudjelujem na aukciji.

387
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,054
Ali nekako želim

388
00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:01,722
sve ovdje okolo.

389
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,391
- Casey: Pa, vau, kako si stigao

390
00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:05,893
u volontiranje?

391
00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:07,394
- Zack: Imam kredit

392
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:08,896
za ovaj sat učenja pederizma

393
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,230
i to je dobar način

394
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:11,398
upoznati ljude.

395
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:12,733
- Casey: Potpuno dobar način.

396
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,901
- Tiffani: Pa izgledaju

397
00:14:13,935 --> 00:14:15,069
kao da se slažu.

398
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,804
- Tiffani: Pretpostavljam da se moramo pretvarati

399
00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,305
da se sada sviđaju jedno drugom.

400
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,807
- Tiffani: Wow, stvarno si dobra

401
00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:20,975
na to.

402
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,143
- Zack: Što su neke

403
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,310
vaših vještina?

404
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:24,311
- Casey: Ha?

405
00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:25,646
- Zack: Stvari koje možeš učiniti

406
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:26,981
pomoći s aukcijom?

407
00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:28,315
Pošto te ne možemo prodati.

408
00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:30,551
- Casey: Pa...

409
00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:32,386
koje su tvoje vještine?

410
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,721
- Zack: Brošure, vizualne stvari,

411
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,222
Ja sam glavni umjetnik.

412
00:14:35,256 --> 00:14:36,557
Ovdje dizajniram sve plakate.

413
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:37,892
- Casey: Ne mogu ni ja

414
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,560
napravi smajlić na mom mobitelu.

415
00:14:39,594 --> 00:14:41,062
- Zack: Znaš li pisati?

416
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,229
- Casey: Računa li se slanje poruka?

417
00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:43,564
- Zack: Možda bi mogao pisati

418
00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:44,565
kopiju

419
00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:45,900
za jednog od letaka

420
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,068
Ja dizajniram.

421
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:48,569
Mogli bismo raditi na tome zajedno.

422
00:14:48,603 --> 00:14:49,904
- Casey: Voljela bih.

423
00:14:49,938 --> 00:14:51,405
- Zack: Mogu li dobiti tvoj broj?

424
00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:52,406
- Casey: Stvarno?

425
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,908
- Zack: Da, nisi ti to napisao

426
00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:55,076
na vašem obrascu.

427
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,410
- Casey: O, da.

428
00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:57,745
- Zack: Znaš li

429
00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:58,913
Blue Dahlia Café?

430
00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:00,081
- Casey: Uh, da.

431
00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:01,415
- Zack: Nađimo se tamo sutra

432
00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:02,416
u 4:00.

433
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,751
Poslat ćemo te na posao.

434
00:15:03,785 --> 00:15:04,919
- Casey: Dobro, pa, evo

435
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:06,653
moj broj i možeš ga imati

436
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,988
također, ako želite...

437
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:09,156
- Lionel: Zack!

438
00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:16,330


439
00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:18,232
Možemo li već napustiti ovo smetlište?

440
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,566
Osjećam trola

441
00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:20,901
isisavaju našu mladost.

442
00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:22,236
- Zack: Lionel.

443
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,570
Ovo je moj dečko.

444
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:25,239
- Casey: Oh, super.

445
00:15:25,273 --> 00:15:27,074
- Lionel: Ja, ti, razgovarajte nasamo.

446
00:15:27,109 --> 00:15:28,075
Sada.

447
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,243
- Zack: Ispričajte nas.

448
00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:30,577
Nisi trebao doći

449
00:15:30,612 --> 00:15:31,912
ako ćeš biti ovakav.

450
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,247
- Lionel: Ti si taj koji se žali

451
00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:34,581
nikad ne stignemo potrošiti

452
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:35,582
dovoljno vremena zajedno.

453
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:36,751
Pa evo me.

454
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:37,918
- Zack: Sa svojim prijateljima.

455
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:38,919
- Lionel: Hej.

456
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:39,920
Dopuštamo vam

457
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:41,655
prodaj nas na aukciji za ovo smeće.

458
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:42,656
Budite zahvalni.

459
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,991
Idemo odavde.

460
00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,159
- Zack: Prijavljen sam

461
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,160
još jedan sat.

462
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:47,661
- Tiffani: Jebeno ću te pokrivati.

463
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,163
- Zack: Ne moraš to raditi.

464
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,664
- Tiffani: Oh, ali ja to želim.

465
00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:51,999
Osim toga, buhavica ovdje

466
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:53,167
daje mi osip.

467
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:54,501
- Lionel: Ali nisam bio nigdje

468
00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:55,502
blizu tvoje mace.

469
00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:56,837
- Tiffani: Odjebi ga

470
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,572
van odavde.

471
00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:00,574
- Zack: Hvala, Tandy.

472
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:02,376
Vidimo se uskoro, prijatelju.

473
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,478
- Casey: Da, zvuči...

474
00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:07,314
Kao da će se to dogoditi.

475
00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:08,816
On je sladak, fin i zgodan.

476
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,151
Naravno da je zauzet.

477
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:11,485
- Tiffani: Ne, on je samo

478
00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:12,987
ass-pussy whipped.

479
00:16:13,021 --> 00:16:14,488
Neće dugo trajati.

480
00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:15,823
"Prijatelj."

481
00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:20,327


482
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:21,662
- Lionel: Nemoj to uzeti

483
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:22,663
tako osobno.

484
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:23,997
- Zack: Zašto smo zajedno,

485
00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:25,165
ne volimo raditi

486
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:26,166
iste stvari.

487
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,501
- Lionel: Volimo raditi isto.

488
00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:28,669
- Zack: Gutanje se ne računa.

489
00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:29,670
- Lionel: Gutanje se računa.

490
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:30,671
To je dodatni kredit.

491
00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,005
- Zack: Prošlo je šest mjeseci

492
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,006
i još uvijek osjećam

493
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,007
povlačiš se.

494
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,008
- Lionel: Zato što si uvijek

495
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,009
privijajući se uz mene.

496
00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:37,177
- Zack: Nećeš čak

497
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:38,512
zovi nas dečkima u javnosti.

498
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:40,013
- Lionel: Znaš da me želiš

499
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:41,682
unutar tebe.

500
00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:43,016
- Zack: Ne, ja sam ljut,

501
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:44,685
Nisam sretan

502
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:46,353
kako stvari idu.

503
00:16:46,387 --> 00:16:48,355
- Lionel: Dobar si u jednoj stvari.

504
00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:51,692
- Zack: Lionel.

505
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,694
- Lionel: Sjajan si u tome.

506
00:16:53,728 --> 00:16:55,362
- Zack: Molim te, nemoj.

507
00:16:55,564 --> 00:17:02,035


508
00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:03,537
Ne mogu vjerovati

509
00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:05,038
Ja ovo radim.

510
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:06,507
Molim te prestani.

511
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:13,681
[zadihan]

512
00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:15,683
Ne želim to učiniti.

513
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:21,856
[zadihan]

514
00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:23,524
ne želim....

515
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:26,193
- Lionel: Oh...

516
00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:27,695
Oh, da.

517
00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:29,196
Nitko to ne radi bolje

518
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,531
nego ti.

519
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:35,035


520
00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:36,704
Možete se uhvatiti za to

521
00:17:36,738 --> 00:17:37,705
kad god želiš,

522
00:17:37,739 --> 00:17:38,706
priljubiti medvjeda.

523
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,040
- Zack: Gotovi smo, izlazi.

524
00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:41,375
- Lionel: Mogu li barem

525
00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:42,977
prvi?

526
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,478
- Zack: Izlazi!

527
00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:45,646
- Lionel: Hajde.

528
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,647
Jeste li spremni

529
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:47,982
reći zbogom ovome?

530
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:49,483
- Zack: Zalupit ću vratima

531
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:50,985
ako ne odjebeš.

532
00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:52,486
- Lionel: Sretno u traženju

533
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:53,988
netko tako zgodan poput mene.

534
00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:56,323
[lupanje vratima]

535
00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:57,825
Doći ću upravo ovamo

536
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,159
na tvojim ulaznim vratima.

537
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:02,496
Da, znaš da želiš

538
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,331
sisao si ovo.

539
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:06,000
- Zack: Što ja radim?

540
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:09,003
- Lionel: O da.

541
00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:11,672
Oh, jebi ga.

542
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:19,513
[dihtanje]

543
00:18:19,714 --> 00:18:20,681
znaš što

544
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:21,682
Uživaj u samoći,

545
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:22,850
lud posao.

546
00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:29,356
- Casey: Našao sam ga!

547
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,691
- Tiffani: Wow, stalker mnogo?

548
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,026
- Casey: Što da kažem?

549
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,360
- Tiffani: Ja sam usamljeni psihopat

550
00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:34,528
koji te gledaju

551
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,030
unutar sat vremena od susreta s vama.

552
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,364
- Casey: Da, trebao bih pričekati

553
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:38,365
do jutra.

554
00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:39,533
- Tiffani: Onda će razmisliti

555
00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:40,701
opsjednuta si njime

556
00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:41,702
cijelu noć.

557
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:42,870
Zar ne znaš ništa

558
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:43,871
o internetu?

559
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,205
Trebao bi napraviti lažni profil.

560
00:18:45,239 --> 00:18:46,206
- Casey: Što?

561
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,374
- Tiffani: Pretvaraj se da jesi

562
00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:48,542
totalni slučajni stranac

563
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:49,877
tako da možete saznati

564
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,045
sve njegove osobne podatke.

565
00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,212
Ljudi su pošteni

566
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,213
sa strancima.

567
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,381
Moje lažno ime

568
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:55,549
je Tittsy Montgomery.

569
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:56,884
- Casey: Mogao bih saznati

570
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:57,885
ako hoće

571
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:58,886
ozbiljnu vezu.

572
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,387
- Tiffani: Više sam razmišljala

573
00:19:00,421 --> 00:19:03,057
poput veličine penisa, ali kako god.

574
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:04,692
Trebate savršeno

575
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,027
lažna slika

576
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,697
i poznajem savršenu osobu.

577
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:12,766
- Casey: Sveti posao,

578
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,101
tko je to

579
00:19:14,135 --> 00:19:15,603
- Tiffani: Moja nevjerojatno zgodna bivša djevojka,

580
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:16,604
Ryane.

581
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,605
On je striper.

582
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,939
Trebao je biti

583
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,107
moj odskok nakon Troje

584
00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:21,108
slomio mi srce

585
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:22,442
ali ima dobar jezik,

586
00:19:22,477 --> 00:19:23,777
pa sam ga pustio da ostane.

587
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,112
- Casey: Zašto ste prekinuli

588
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:26,446
s tim?

589
00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:31,619
- muškarac: Što ako tvoj dečko

590
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,620
saznaje?

591
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:33,621
- Tiffani: Jesmo

592
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,622
otvorena veza.

593
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:35,956
- Ryan: Uhh, hoćemo li?

594
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,793
- Tiffani: Ryane, ovo nije

595
00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,294
kako izgleda.

596
00:19:41,496 --> 00:19:44,131


597
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:46,466
- Ryan: Nije ni ovo.

598
00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:49,637
- Tiffani: Imali smo problema s obvezama.

599
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:51,138
Uglavnom, preselio se u Tucson

600
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:52,305
tako da je potpuno sigurno

601
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,473
koristiti njegove slike.

602
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:54,975
- Casey: Zašto bih htjela Zacka

603
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,143
razgovarati s nekim

604
00:19:56,177 --> 00:19:57,477
mnogo zgodniji od mene.

605
00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:58,812
- Tiffani: Kad je zadnji put

606
00:19:58,847 --> 00:19:59,813
otvorio si se

607
00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:00,981
ružnom strancu?

608
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,149
Osim toga, saznat ćete

609
00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:03,483
što trebate znati,

610
00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:04,652
tada će Ryan nestati.

611
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:05,819
Lažni profil

612
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,655
je savršeni pratilac.

613
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,489
- Casey: U redu.

614
00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:10,991
U redu, učinimo to.

615
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,325
kako se ja zovem

616
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,327
- Ryan: Ryane.

617
00:20:14,362 --> 00:20:16,997
- Casey: Ryane.

618
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,498
Slažete li se sa sljedećim

619
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:19,667
odredbe i uvjeti.

620
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:20,668
Broj jedan,

621
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:21,669
GaySpaceBook.com...

622
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,003
- Tiffani: Slažem se, štreberu!

623
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,171
- Casey: Stvarno bi trebao

624
00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:25,338
čitaj ove stvari,

625
00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:26,506
nikad se ne zna.

626
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,008
- Tiffani: Što si ti, hodočasnik?

627
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,342
Kladim se da izbjegavaš

628
00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,645
mjesta za invalide. I glasajte.

629
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,380
- Casey: Omiljeni film?

630
00:20:33,414 --> 00:20:36,050
Rimski praznik, naravno.

631
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:38,719
Ravna gluma ili ne?

632
00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,220
- Tiffani: Stavite, "Ja sam gay,

633
00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:41,722
"Zašto bih išta glumio

634
00:20:41,756 --> 00:20:43,456
ali ono što jesam."

635
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:44,958
- Casey: Oh, ti si zastrašujuće dobar,

636
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,293
djevojka.

637
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,297
- Zack: Hajde, raskidni seks.

638
00:20:50,331 --> 00:20:52,299
Ti si zgodna, nadajmo se

639
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,967
ti si u susjedstvu

640
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,669
jer mi se ne vozi.

641
00:20:55,870 --> 00:21:03,977


642
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:10,150
blip-blip-blip-blip

643
00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:11,484
- Casey: Tražite?

644
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:12,820
Prvo se želim razvijati

645
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:13,987
nešto posebno s tobom,

646
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,322
onda se tucamo

647
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:16,323
mozak van.

648
00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:17,324
Savršena kombinacija

649
00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:18,658
romantično i gadno, zar ne?

650
00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:19,659
- Tiffani: Kako god,

651
00:21:19,694 --> 00:21:20,828
nitko ih ne čita,

652
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:21,995
samo ih napiši.

653
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:26,166
- Zack: O da, oh...

654
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:35,342


655
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:38,845
- Zack: Ukusno.

656
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:40,347
- Casey: O, moj Bože, to je on.

657
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:41,681
Što da radim?

658
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:43,183
Što da napišem?

659
00:21:43,217 --> 00:21:44,684
- Tiffani: Napiši što znaš.

660
00:21:44,718 --> 00:21:46,653
Pa, u tvom slučaju, nemoj.

661
00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:48,388
- Casey: Ne pomažeš.

662
00:21:48,589 --> 00:21:55,562


663
00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:57,230
- Zack: Moram biti cool.

664
00:21:57,432 --> 00:21:59,399


665
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,733
- Tiffani: Hej.

666
00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:01,901
To je tako romantično.

667
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:06,739


668
00:22:06,941 --> 00:22:08,241
- Casey: Ljubazno pomozite

669
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:09,576
stranac slomljena srca

670
00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:11,078
sa satima besmislenog seksa!

671
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,812
- Tiffani: O Bože, da.

672
00:22:13,014 --> 00:22:21,989


673
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:24,157
- Zack: Dakle, upoznaj me.

674
00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:25,658
- Tiffani: O sranje!

675
00:22:25,693 --> 00:22:26,826
Može li nas vidjeti?

676
00:22:26,861 --> 00:22:27,995
- Casey: Ne.

677
00:22:28,029 --> 00:22:29,729
Moja kamera nije uključena.

678
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:31,731


679
00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:33,233
- Tiffani: Oh.

680
00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:39,539


681
00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:41,608
- Zack: Vjerojatna priča.

682
00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:43,343
Dakle, raspitajte se.

683
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,515
Hvala što ste lagano krenuli.

684
00:22:52,553 --> 00:22:54,354
Nisam se htio podnijeti

685
00:22:54,389 --> 00:22:55,355
sa svojim sranjima više.

686
00:22:56,891 --> 00:22:58,525
Znate kako se kaže

687
00:22:58,559 --> 00:22:59,859
da će biti bolje?

688
00:22:59,894 --> 00:23:01,028
Znaš da nije,

689
00:23:01,062 --> 00:23:02,195
ali izdrži

690
00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:03,530
na bilo koju malu dobru stvar

691
00:23:03,564 --> 00:23:04,531
on radi

692
00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:05,865
dokazati da bi moglo

693
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,034
ozdraviti.

694
00:23:09,737 --> 00:23:11,038
Pa valjda

695
00:23:11,072 --> 00:23:12,205
nije ih bilo.

696
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,540
Tada je bilo samo

697
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:14,874
stvarno vrući seks.

698
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,048
Da.

699
00:23:21,249 --> 00:23:25,452


700
00:23:25,653 --> 00:23:26,786
Kako znaš

701
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,288
koje su male dobre stvari?

702
00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:35,962


703
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,864
U redu, probaj me.

704
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,202
- Casey: Ti si umjetnik.

705
00:23:42,236 --> 00:23:44,204
Odveo bih te u muzej.

706
00:23:44,238 --> 00:23:45,705
Izgledaš kao

707
00:23:45,739 --> 00:23:47,707
ljubitelj košarke.

708
00:23:47,741 --> 00:23:49,709
Ulaznice za Lakerse.

709
00:23:49,743 --> 00:23:53,713
Masaža, dobra boca vina.

710
00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:55,215
I sitnice

711
00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,217
kao da ti donosim

712
00:23:57,251 --> 00:23:58,885
nešto za popiti

713
00:23:58,919 --> 00:24:00,554
a da ne morate pitati.

714
00:24:00,754 --> 00:24:04,724


715
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:06,393
- Tiffani: Bravo, gospođo Cleo.

716
00:24:06,427 --> 00:24:07,727
- Zack: Što mogu učiniti

717
00:24:07,761 --> 00:24:09,463
da te natjeram da dođeš ovamo

718
00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:10,630
odmah sada.

719
00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:12,132
- Tiffani: Oh, skini se.

720
00:24:15,002 --> 00:24:16,136
- Zack: Sastanak?

721
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,304
Već me poznaješ

722
00:24:17,338 --> 00:24:18,305
iznutra i izvana,

723
00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:19,639
Mislim da sam zaljubljena.

724
00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:20,807
Čekaj, znam.

725
00:24:23,844 --> 00:24:26,146
Ako ne dođeš...

726
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,148
- Casey: Nije!

727
00:24:28,182 --> 00:24:29,649
- Zack: Evo

728
00:24:29,683 --> 00:24:31,618
što će ti nedostajati.

729
00:24:33,154 --> 00:24:34,621
- Tiffani: Makni mi se s puta!

730
00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:36,389
Sveti klitoris!

731
00:24:36,424 --> 00:24:38,125
- Casey: O, moj Bože.

732
00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:39,626
- Zack: O sranje.

733
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,128
- Casey: Ne mogu vjerovati...

734
00:24:41,162 --> 00:24:42,629
- Tiffani: Prolio si

735
00:24:42,663 --> 00:24:44,964
vaš Sunny Delight.

736
00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,466
Kako si mogao?

737
00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:48,468
- Casey: Duguješ mi računalo!

738
00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:50,370
I dečko.

739
00:24:52,406 --> 00:24:53,640
- Tiffani: On je lažnjak.

740
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:54,892
Nitko ne može biti tako zgodan

741
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,893
i to lijepo,

742
00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,060
to je protiv prirode.

743
00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:58,395
- Zack: Ali on ima tone

744
00:24:58,429 --> 00:24:59,396
profilnih slika,

745
00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:00,564
on mora biti stvaran.

746
00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:01,732
- Tiffani: Još uvijek vjeruješ

747
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:02,900
The Hills je stvaran.

748
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,234
- Zack: Ako je bio lažnjak,

749
00:25:04,268 --> 00:25:05,569
gledao bi me kako drkam.

750
00:25:05,603 --> 00:25:06,904
- Tiffani: Upravo sam povratila

751
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:08,572
malo u moju macu.

752
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:16,580
- Tiffani: Možda i nije

753
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:18,916
dobra ideja da se družimo?

754
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,250
ne vjerujem ti.

755
00:25:20,284 --> 00:25:21,585
- Casey: Zack je sada samac,

756
00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:22,920
dakle razlog zašto smo izmislili Ryana

757
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:23,921
više nije važno.

758
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:25,255
Mislim, zašto nastaviti

759
00:25:25,289 --> 00:25:26,256
šarada?

760
00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:27,758
- Tiffani: Zašto mu uopće poslati e-poštu?

761
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,759
Samo nestani.

762
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:29,760
Ti si još uvijek

763
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:30,928
pretvarajući se da sam Ryan,

764
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,262
čak i ako je pravedno

765
00:25:32,296 --> 00:25:33,263
da ga bacim.

766
00:25:33,297 --> 00:25:34,598
- Casey: Samo sam pristojan.

767
00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:35,933
- Tiffani: Samo ga zadržavaš

768
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:37,434
i njegov lijepi kurac visi,

769
00:25:37,468 --> 00:25:38,769
tako da još uvijek imate pristup

770
00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:39,937
njemu

771
00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,271
u slučaju da ne ode

772
00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:42,439
za izložbu A.

773
00:25:42,473 --> 00:25:43,607
- Casey: U pravu si.

774
00:25:43,641 --> 00:25:45,108
Ako inače dobiva prvo rebro

775
00:25:45,142 --> 00:25:46,276
kao Ryan,

776
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,945
zašto bi pristao na...

777
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,448
- Tiffani: Pureći burger?

778
00:25:51,649 --> 00:25:56,620


779
00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:58,622
- Zack: Uprskao sam, g. Lažni

780
00:25:58,656 --> 00:25:59,790
ne želi me upoznati.

781
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,124
- Tiffani: Zato što on nije stvaran.

782
00:26:01,158 --> 00:26:02,459
- Zack: Bio sam prejak.

783
00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:03,794
- Tiffani: Homoseksualci mrze dečke

784
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:04,795
koji to rade.

785
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:05,963
- Zack: Pokušavao je

786
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,297
da me upoznate

787
00:26:07,331 --> 00:26:08,632
ali krenuo sam od nule

788
00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:09,633
do šezdeset devete.

789
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:10,968
- Tiffani: Postoje milijuni muškaraca

790
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:12,135
tko se prvi može poševiti

791
00:26:12,169 --> 00:26:13,470
a onda se zaljubiti.

792
00:26:13,504 --> 00:26:14,972
- Zack: Ali ja ne želim druge muškarce,

793
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:15,973
želim ga.

794
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,307
- Tiffani: Mama me upozorila

795
00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:19,309
Pretvarao sam se u pedersku vješticu.

796
00:26:19,343 --> 00:26:20,811
- Zack: Ti nisi pederska vještica.

797
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,479
- Tiffani: Bit ću debela usidjelica

798
00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:23,647
čiji je jedini spolni odušak

799
00:26:23,681 --> 00:26:24,982
sisa pijane pedere.

800
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,483
- Zack: Popušio bi mi

801
00:26:26,517 --> 00:26:28,318
da sam pijan, zar ne?

802
00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:29,987
- Tiffany: Moji dani štenaca

803
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,321
su gotovi.

804
00:26:31,522 --> 00:26:35,492


805
00:26:35,693 --> 00:26:36,660
- Tiffani: Sada se odvojite

806
00:26:36,694 --> 00:26:37,661
noktiju prstiju

807
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:38,829
od noktiju nožnih prstiju.

808
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:39,830
- Casey: Fuj, što?

809
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,831
- Tiffani: Užurban posao.

810
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:41,832
Još uvijek imaš

811
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,833
još petnaest minuta.

812
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,167
- Casey: Moram se spremiti

813
00:26:44,201 --> 00:26:45,168
za moj spoj.

814
00:26:45,202 --> 00:26:46,503
- Tiffani: Nije spoj,

815
00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:47,504
queef-cake.

816
00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:48,672
- Casey: To je spoj,

817
00:26:48,706 --> 00:26:50,007
samo on to još ne zna.

818
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,508
- Tiffani: Bože, vidi tko je otišao

819
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:52,843
i skinuo neke lopte.

820
00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:54,177
- Casey: Možda je vidio

821
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:55,846
Ryanova slika online

822
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,180
sinoć,

823
00:26:57,214 --> 00:26:58,682
ali on je govorio meni.

824
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,183
Imamo vezu.

825
00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:01,685
Barem hoćemo

826
00:27:01,719 --> 00:27:03,520
do kraja noći.

827
00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:09,359


828
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,861
- Tiffani: Jebi ga, imam

829
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,029
vidjeti ovo.

830
00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:26,525


831
00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,028
- Zack: Oprosti što kasnim.

832
00:27:29,063 --> 00:27:30,196
- Casey: Oh, nema problema,

833
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,865
Nisam imao što drugo raditi.

834
00:27:31,899 --> 00:27:33,032
Čekaj, to zvuči loše.

835
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:34,367
- Zack: Ne, nije,

836
00:27:34,401 --> 00:27:35,869
upravo si se doselio ovamo.

837
00:27:35,903 --> 00:27:38,872
- Casey: Ja... Ja sam sastavio

838
00:27:38,906 --> 00:27:40,373
neke ideje

839
00:27:40,407 --> 00:27:42,108
za muške prodajne letke.

840
00:27:44,145 --> 00:27:46,112
Snimio sam te na Googleu.

841
00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:47,613
- Zack: Vau, ove su sjajne.

842
00:27:47,648 --> 00:27:48,782
Hvala što si mi dao

843
00:27:48,816 --> 00:27:49,783
dodatni trbušnjaci.

844
00:27:49,817 --> 00:27:50,950
- Casey: To su tvoje

845
00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:52,118
i ti to znaš.

846
00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:53,452
- Zack: Hvala na jačanju ega,

847
00:27:53,487 --> 00:27:54,788
Stvarno bi mi dobro došao jedan

848
00:27:54,822 --> 00:27:55,955
upravo sada.

849
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,290
- Casey: Žao mi je

850
00:27:57,324 --> 00:27:58,624
o vašem raskidu.

851
00:27:58,659 --> 00:27:59,959
- Zack: Kako si znao?

852
00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:01,127
- Casey: Oh! ja...

853
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:02,128
- Zack: Lionel?

854
00:28:02,163 --> 00:28:03,462
On je velika jebena usta.

855
00:28:03,497 --> 00:28:04,864
- Casey: To je jedan od razloga

856
00:28:04,899 --> 00:28:06,365
Ne sviđa mi se gay zajednica.

857
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,867
- Zack: Mislim da gay zajednica

858
00:28:07,902 --> 00:28:09,035
je raznovrsniji

859
00:28:09,069 --> 00:28:10,369
nego mu pripisujete zasluge.

860
00:28:10,404 --> 00:28:11,704
- Casey: Pa, mislim da je lud

861
00:28:11,738 --> 00:28:13,039
za prekid s tobom.

862
00:28:13,073 --> 00:28:14,540
- Zack: Prekinula sam s njim.

863
00:28:14,574 --> 00:28:15,708
- Casey: Oprosti.

864
00:28:15,742 --> 00:28:17,043
- Zack: Ništa strašno.

865
00:28:17,077 --> 00:28:18,544
On nije ono što me muči.

866
00:28:18,578 --> 00:28:19,879
Upoznao sam tog tipa na internetu

867
00:28:19,914 --> 00:28:21,714
sinoć, Ryane, o, moj Bože.

868
00:28:21,748 --> 00:28:23,049
Nikada niste vidjeli

869
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,383
bilo što poput njega,

870
00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:26,052
i bio je tako totalno zaljubljen u mene

871
00:28:26,086 --> 00:28:27,386
dok nisam uprskao.

872
00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:28,888
- Casey: Misliš da si uprskao?

873
00:28:28,923 --> 00:28:30,223
- Zack: Da, postao sam previše seksualan.

874
00:28:30,257 --> 00:28:31,224
Fatalna mana.

875
00:28:31,258 --> 00:28:32,558
- Casey: Pa, kad bi bio pravedan

876
00:28:32,592 --> 00:28:33,893
vruće tijelo, to su...

877
00:28:33,928 --> 00:28:35,228
- Zack: Bilo je više od toga.

878
00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:36,896
Ovaj tip se povezao sa mnom.

879
00:28:36,931 --> 00:28:38,397
Bio je pametan i zabavan

880
00:28:38,432 --> 00:28:39,899
i poznavao me.

881
00:28:39,934 --> 00:28:41,234
- Casey: Zvuči predobro

882
00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:42,568
biti istina.

883
00:28:42,602 --> 00:28:43,736
- Zack: Da, vjerojatno

884
00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:45,071
je lažan.

885
00:28:45,105 --> 00:28:46,239
Ne mogu vjerovati

886
00:28:46,273 --> 00:28:47,573
Sve ti ovo govorim.

887
00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:49,075
Inače ne razgovaram s dečkima

888
00:28:49,109 --> 00:28:50,243
o mom društvenom životu.

889
00:28:50,277 --> 00:28:51,244
- Casey: Činiš se

890
00:28:51,278 --> 00:28:52,245
prilično udobno.

891
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:53,579
- Zack: Zbog tebe se osjećam

892
00:28:53,613 --> 00:28:55,081
udobno, Casey.

893
00:28:55,115 --> 00:28:56,582
- Casey: Hej, možda nekad

894
00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:58,084
ti i ja bismo mogli...

895
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:00,753
- Zack: O moj Bože, to je on.

896
00:29:00,955 --> 00:29:03,589


897
00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:04,924
kako izgledam

898
00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:05,925
- Casey: Ha?

899
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,093
- Zack: Kako izgledam?

900
00:29:07,127 --> 00:29:08,094
- Casey: Uh... prekrasno.

901
00:29:08,128 --> 00:29:09,095
Jeste li sigurni...

902
00:29:09,129 --> 00:29:10,263
- Zack: Poželi mi sreću.

903
00:29:10,464 --> 00:29:12,431


904
00:29:12,632 --> 00:29:14,100
- Casey: Jebeno sretno.

905
00:29:15,702 --> 00:29:17,670
- Zack: Hej, Ryan1989.

906
00:29:17,704 --> 00:29:19,672
- Ryan: Hej...ti.

907
00:29:19,706 --> 00:29:21,174
- Zack: Počeo sam razmišljati

908
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,342
bio si zamišljen kao

909
00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:24,077
štrumpf ili tako nešto.

910
00:29:24,111 --> 00:29:26,579
- Ryan: Ne, ja sam sav pravi.

911
00:29:26,613 --> 00:29:28,581
- Zack: Možeš to ponoviti.

912
00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:29,749
- Ryan: Smeta li mi ako ne?

913
00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:48,935


914
00:29:49,136 --> 00:29:50,270
- Zack: Obojica smo ovdje,

915
00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:51,604
želiš ovo isprobati

916
00:29:51,638 --> 00:29:52,939
i izaći neku noć?

917
00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:54,107
- Ryan: Uh...

918
00:29:54,308 --> 00:29:55,775


919
00:29:55,976 --> 00:29:58,278
- Tiffani: Ryane, pogledaj tko se vratio.

920
00:29:58,312 --> 00:30:00,280
Zar nemaju motke za striptizete

921
00:30:00,314 --> 00:30:01,614
u Tucsonu?

922
00:30:01,648 --> 00:30:03,116
- Ryan: Tiffany, jesi li shvatila

923
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,617
posao sise?

924
00:30:04,651 --> 00:30:06,119
- Tiffani: Ne, još uvijek štedim.

925
00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:07,620
- Casey: Što se događa?

926
00:30:07,654 --> 00:30:09,122
- Zack: Casey, ovo je Ryan

927
00:30:09,156 --> 00:30:10,456
s Interneta.

928
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,791
Izgledaš mnogo bolje

929
00:30:11,825 --> 00:30:13,526
nego tvoje slike, zar ne?

930
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,529
- Tiffani: Sada, kako bi Casey

931
00:30:16,563 --> 00:30:18,531
vidjeli Ryanovu slatku

932
00:30:18,565 --> 00:30:20,866
slika malog disko dječaka.

933
00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:22,868
- Ryan: Da, misliš

934
00:30:22,903 --> 00:30:24,370
moja slika s trakom za glavu

935
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,871
i žute kratke hlače za teretanu.

936
00:30:25,906 --> 00:30:27,373
- Zack: Žute mrežaste kratke hlače za teretanu.

937
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:28,707
Rarrr.

938
00:30:28,742 --> 00:30:30,209
A tu je i taj

939
00:30:30,244 --> 00:30:31,710
gdje si na plaži

940
00:30:31,745 --> 00:30:33,046
s nekom plavom ribom

941
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,213
i tvoja izbočina.

942
00:30:34,248 --> 00:30:36,882
- Tiffani: Da, Ryan voli

943
00:30:36,917 --> 00:30:38,217
zakucavanje plavuša.

944
00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:39,718
- Ryan: Da, ali volim

945
00:30:39,753 --> 00:30:41,387
nabijati i brinete.

946
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,721
- Tiffani: brinete žene,

947
00:30:42,756 --> 00:30:43,889
Ryan je iskren,

948
00:30:43,924 --> 00:30:45,058
jebali smo se.

949
00:30:45,092 --> 00:30:46,225
Slikao sam tu sliku.

950
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,393
- Zack: Nije bio hetero

951
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:48,561
sinoć.

952
00:30:48,595 --> 00:30:49,728
- Ryan: Da, poslije

953
00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:50,896
jebena Tiffani

954
00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:52,398
Jednostavno sam odustao od žena.

955
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,400
To ti se često događa, ha?

956
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,734
- Tiffani: Oh, ti mali svršeni majmune.

957
00:30:55,769 --> 00:30:57,236
- Ryan: Pa, dajmo ovo

958
00:30:57,271 --> 00:30:58,737
hitac.

959
00:30:58,772 --> 00:31:01,074
Kada se želite družiti?

960
00:31:03,777 --> 00:31:05,078
- Casey: Uf, ovo je sranje.

961
00:31:05,112 --> 00:31:06,412
Upravo sam namjestio

962
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:07,746
najzgodniji par

963
00:31:07,781 --> 00:31:09,082
u svemiru.

964
00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:10,416
Kad njihova vruća mišićava tijela

965
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,584
doći zajedno,

966
00:31:11,618 --> 00:31:12,918
vjerojatno će se formirati

967
00:31:12,953 --> 00:31:14,253
kao Voltron ili tako nešto.

968
00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:15,254
- Tiffani: On laže.

969
00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:16,255
Ako je Ryan gay,

970
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,590
Pojest ću vlastitu pičku.

971
00:31:17,624 --> 00:31:19,092
- Casey: Kakav hetero tip

972
00:31:19,126 --> 00:31:20,259
ide na spoj

973
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:21,260
s drugim muškarcem?

974
00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:22,595
- Tiffani: Bio je striper

975
00:31:22,629 --> 00:31:23,762
u gay baru.

976
00:31:23,797 --> 00:31:25,098
Čistio bi WC

977
00:31:25,132 --> 00:31:26,599
sa svojim kurcem za dolar.

978
00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:27,600
On samo pokušava

979
00:31:27,634 --> 00:31:28,934
da mi se osveti.

980
00:31:28,969 --> 00:31:29,935
- Casey: Oh...

981
00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:31,270
Zack želi razgovarati sa mnom

982
00:31:31,305 --> 00:31:32,605
o tome što bi trebali učiniti

983
00:31:32,639 --> 00:31:33,939
na njihov Barbie spoj iz snova

984
00:31:33,974 --> 00:31:35,274
jer ga tjeram da se osjeća

985
00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:36,909
udoban.

986
00:31:36,943 --> 00:31:38,577
- Tiffani: Bez smješka.

987
00:31:38,612 --> 00:31:40,079
Ovo je ozbiljno.

988
00:31:40,114 --> 00:31:42,081
Bože moj, ti si kao

989
00:31:42,116 --> 00:31:45,751
njegova pederska vještica sada.

990
00:31:45,785 --> 00:31:47,953
- Casey: Mrzim svoj život.

991
00:31:48,155 --> 00:32:03,986


992
00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,322
- Zack: Casey, super,

993
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:07,290
možeš mi raditi leđa.

994
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,459
O moj Bože, jesi li dobro?

995
00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,294
- Casey: Da, samo je

996
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,296
malo jadno, to je sve.

997
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:14,631
- Zack: Jao?

998
00:32:14,665 --> 00:32:16,299
- Casey: Nema veze, u redu je.

999
00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,635
- Zack: Dobro. Špricaj me.

1000
00:32:18,669 --> 00:32:20,970
- Casey: U redu.

1001
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,640
- Zack: Bože, koliko sam nervozan

1002
00:32:23,674 --> 00:32:24,641
kao kod Isaiaha Washingtona

1003
00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:25,642
frizer.

1004
00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:26,810
- Casey: O spoju?

1005
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,144
- Zack: Da, što se tiče datuma.

1006
00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:29,646
Bio je tako vruć i hladan

1007
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,647
u kafiću.

1008
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:31,815
Zar nije sladak?

1009
00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:33,149
- Casey: Nisam baš

1010
00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:35,151
u dečke koji... zgodni.

1011
00:32:35,185 --> 00:32:36,486
- Zack: Stvarno?

1012
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,821
U redu, ti si na redu.

1013
00:32:37,855 --> 00:32:39,155
- Casey: Oh, nisam

1014
00:32:39,189 --> 00:32:40,890
skidanje majice u javnosti

1015
00:32:40,924 --> 00:32:41,891
vrstan tip.

1016
00:32:41,925 --> 00:32:43,393
- Zack: Nemoj mi reći da jesi

1017
00:32:43,427 --> 00:32:44,394
problemi s tijelom.

1018
00:32:44,428 --> 00:32:45,895
Skini ga ili ću ja.

1019
00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,063
- Casey: U redu, u redu.

1020
00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,565
Znate, kad mi, obični smrtnici,

1021
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:49,899
su oko bogova poput tebe,

1022
00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,067
kako da ne...

1023
00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:52,235
- Zack: Molim te, imaš

1024
00:32:52,269 --> 00:32:53,403
sjajno tijelo.

1025
00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:54,738
I, osim toga, neki dečki

1026
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:56,406
kao da nisu svi vježbali.

1027
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,741
Ovdje.

1028
00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,075
Pa što da radim

1029
00:32:59,109 --> 00:33:00,076
na mom spoju?

1030
00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,411
- Casey: Misliš osim seksa?

1031
00:33:01,445 --> 00:33:03,246
- Zack: Ne želim da bude

1032
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,247
o seksu.

1033
00:33:04,281 --> 00:33:05,415
Kad smo razgovarali na internetu

1034
00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:06,750
imao je sve te ideje

1035
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:08,084
za velike stvari

1036
00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:09,419
i želim doći gore

1037
00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:10,754
s nekom sjajnom idejom, također.

1038
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,255
- Casey: Ok, dobro, što je tvoj san

1039
00:33:12,289 --> 00:33:13,256
prvi spoj?

1040
00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:14,758
- Zack: Vau, valjda nikad

1041
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:15,925
stvarno razmišljao o tome.

1042
00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,093
- Casey: Nikad nisi maštao

1043
00:33:17,127 --> 00:33:18,428
o savršenom prvom spoju?

1044
00:33:18,462 --> 00:33:19,763
- Zack: Bio sam previše zauzet

1045
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:20,930
odlazak na prave spojeve.

1046
00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:22,098
- Casey: Seronjo.

1047
00:33:22,132 --> 00:33:23,266
- Zack: Pa, jasno

1048
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,768
netko je razmišljao o tome.

1049
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,102
Reci mi svoje, Romeo.

1050
00:33:26,136 --> 00:33:27,103
- Casey: U redu.

1051
00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:28,438
U Italiji smo, pa u Rimu.

1052
00:33:28,472 --> 00:33:29,606
- Zack: O, moj Bože,

1053
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,607
jesi li ozbiljan

1054
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:31,775
Opsjednut sam Italijom.

1055
00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:32,776
- Casey: Ti si?

1056
00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,110
- Zack: Da, želio sam

1057
00:33:34,144 --> 00:33:35,278
otići u Italiju

1058
00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:36,613
budući da sam imao tri godine.

1059
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:37,781
Idem nakon mature

1060
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,282
ako uspijem uštedjeti dovoljno gotovine.

1061
00:33:39,316 --> 00:33:40,617
Uštedio sam oko 3200 dolara

1062
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:41,785
do sada.

1063
00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:43,286
- Casey: Jedva čekam otići.

1064
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,287
Jednog dana.

1065
00:33:44,321 --> 00:33:45,622
- Zack: Pa, ne mogu baš

1066
00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,956
odvedi Ryana u Italiju večeras.

1067
00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,625
Dakle, imaš li spojeve iz snova?

1068
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:49,959
koji su malo više

1069
00:33:49,993 --> 00:33:51,294
praktično?

1070
00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:53,296
- Casey: Dobro, moj spoj iz snova,

1071
00:33:53,330 --> 00:33:54,964
to je intimno.

1072
00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:56,966
Kao da mu spremam večeru

1073
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,301
pa to je osobno.

1074
00:33:58,335 --> 00:33:59,636
- Zack: Da, nešto

1075
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:00,804
kod tebe,

1076
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,138
samo vas dvoje,

1077
00:34:02,172 --> 00:34:03,306
bez smetnji.

1078
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,808
- Casey: Da, a možda i bih

1079
00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:06,309
zabavna tema za obrok.

1080
00:34:06,343 --> 00:34:07,477
- Zack: talijanski.

1081
00:34:07,511 --> 00:34:08,645
- Casey: Savršeno.

1082
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,146
- Zack: tjestenina, pinot sivi,

1083
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,648
malo funky talijanske glazbe.

1084
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:13,149
- Casey: To je sve što bih trebao

1085
00:34:13,183 --> 00:34:15,151
jer najbolji prvi spojevi

1086
00:34:15,185 --> 00:34:16,653
su one

1087
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,154
gdje je razgovor

1088
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:19,823
jednostavno jednostavno.

1089
00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,324
- Zack: I teče jer

1090
00:34:21,358 --> 00:34:22,492
oboje slušate

1091
00:34:22,526 --> 00:34:23,660
jedni drugima

1092
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:24,828
kao da si usredotočen.

1093
00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:26,162
- Casey: A ima ih

1094
00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:27,330
te trenutke

1095
00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:28,665
kad gledaš

1096
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,000
jedno drugom u oči,

1097
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:32,836
pitajući se razmišlja li možda

1098
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,170
ista stvar.

1099
00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,672
- Zack: Nekad večeras

1100
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,006
mi ćemo...

1101
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,842
- Casey: Poljubac.

1102
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:55,024


1103
00:34:55,225 --> 00:34:56,526
- Zack: Točno.

1104
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,694
Poljubac.

1105
00:34:57,728 --> 00:34:59,028
O moj Bože!

1106
00:34:59,062 --> 00:35:00,196
- Casey: Što?

1107
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:01,531
- Zack: Totalno si me inspirirao,

1108
00:35:01,565 --> 00:35:02,866
Imam savršen spoj.

1109
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:03,867
Jurnuti.

1110
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,201
Neće znati

1111
00:35:05,235 --> 00:35:06,369
što ga je pogodilo.

1112
00:35:06,403 --> 00:35:07,704
Ne mogu vam dovoljno zahvaliti.

1113
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:10,039


1114
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,708
- Casey: Pa, pošalji mi poruku

1115
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,209
ako trebaš pomoć!

1116
00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:14,711
Pošalji mi poruku ako trebaš pomoć.

1117
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:30,059


1118
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:32,729
[telefon zvoni]

1119
00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:35,231
- Ryan: Ako se trudiš

1120
00:35:35,265 --> 00:35:36,733
zaustaviti me, neće uspjeti.

1121
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:37,901
- Tiffani: Ako mislite

1122
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,402
odlazak na lažni gay spoj

1123
00:35:39,436 --> 00:35:40,570
učinit će me ljubomornim,

1124
00:35:40,604 --> 00:35:41,571
ti si gluplji

1125
00:35:41,605 --> 00:35:42,906
nego jato Palinova.

1126
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,240
- Ryan: Ne želim to,

1127
00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:45,742
Samo te želim razbjesniti.

1128
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:46,910
- Tiffani: I ti si varala!

1129
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,244
- Ryan: Ne radi se o tome,

1130
00:35:48,278 --> 00:35:49,579
radi se o tome da stavljaš stidne dlake

1131
00:35:49,613 --> 00:35:50,747
u mom proteinskom prahu

1132
00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:51,748
sljedeći dan.

1133
00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:53,082
- Tiffani: Nisu ni bili moji.

1134
00:35:53,116 --> 00:35:54,250
- Ryan: I bušenje rupa

1135
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:55,418
u mojim kontaktnim lećama,

1136
00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:57,420
Stavljam rakove u svoju ladicu.

1137
00:35:57,454 --> 00:35:58,922
I koristeći svoju četkicu za zube

1138
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:00,089
očistiti...

1139
00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:02,224
- Tiffani: Ok, ja sam ljubomorna žena.

1140
00:36:02,259 --> 00:36:04,226
Ali barem nešto osjećam.

1141
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,228
Ti si striptizeta bez emocija

1142
00:36:06,263 --> 00:36:07,564
koji koristi svoje tijelo

1143
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:08,731
kao adut u pregovaranju.

1144
00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:09,899
A to neće

1145
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,067
donijeti ti bilo što

1146
00:36:11,101 --> 00:36:12,334
ali prljava dolarska novčanica

1147
00:36:12,369 --> 00:36:13,836
zabio ti dupe.

1148
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,838
- Ryan: Debeo si.

1149
00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:17,173
Laku ti noć.

1150
00:36:17,207 --> 00:36:19,175
Znam da hoću.

1151
00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:25,848


1152
00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,184
[zvono na vratima]

1153
00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:33,690


1154
00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:35,692
- Zack: Ryane, točno na vrijeme.

1155
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:37,526
- Ryan: Hej, gledaj,

1156
00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:38,795
Moram razgovarati s tobom

1157
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:39,963
o ovom Internetu.

1158
00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:41,230
- Zack: Znam, ja također,

1159
00:36:41,264 --> 00:36:43,900
uđi.

1160
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,167
Vidio sam na tvom profilu

1161
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,335
taj rimski praznik

1162
00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:47,503
je tvoj omiljeni film.

1163
00:36:47,537 --> 00:36:48,671
Također je i moj.

1164
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,839
Dakle, imam

1165
00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:51,340
posebna mala tura za vas,

1166
00:36:51,374 --> 00:36:52,508
hajde

1167
00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:53,676
kao što znate,

1168
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:54,844
kada je Audrey Hepburn

1169
00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,112
iskrada se iz konzulata,

1170
00:36:56,146 --> 00:36:57,279
Gregory Peck joj pokazuje

1171
00:36:57,314 --> 00:36:58,447
znamenitosti Rima.

1172
00:36:58,482 --> 00:36:59,616
Dakle, ovdje imamo

1173
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,783
Sikstinska kapela,

1174
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:02,785
naslikao Michelangelo.

1175
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,622
talijansko vino.

1176
00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:11,794
Zatim imamo točnu repliku

1177
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,463
fontane Trevi.

1178
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,634
[voda teče]

1179
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,302
- Ryan: To je baš cool.

1180
00:37:20,337 --> 00:37:21,804
- Zack: I naša zadnja stanica

1181
00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,973
su usta istine,

1182
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:25,141
znaš,

1183
00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:26,308
najpoznatija scena

1184
00:37:26,343 --> 00:37:27,476
u filmu.

1185
00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:28,645
- Ryan: Da.

1186
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:29,912
- Zack: Pa stavi ruku

1187
00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:31,080
u svojim ustima

1188
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:32,581
a ako mi lažeš

1189
00:37:32,616 --> 00:37:34,316
odgrišće se.

1190
00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:35,818
I nemoj reći mom stanodavcu

1191
00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:38,821
o rupi.

1192
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:43,660
- Zack: Rarrr!

1193
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:44,927
- Ryan: Prestrašio si se

1194
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,095
van mene!

1195
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,363
- Zack: Tvoja ruka je još uvijek ovdje.

1196
00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:50,700
Znao sam da mi nećeš lagati.

1197
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,535
- Ryan: Ti si nevjerojatan tip

1198
00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,871
i ne zaslužujem te.

1199
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,873
Moram ići.

1200
00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:03,212
- Casey: Pošalji mi poruku, pošalji mi poruku,

1201
00:38:03,246 --> 00:38:05,048
pošalji mi poruku, pošalji mi poruku.

1202
00:38:05,415 --> 00:38:07,216
[telefon zvoni]

1203
00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:12,221
Volim te, Zack!

1204
00:38:12,589 --> 00:38:15,892


1205
00:38:16,259 --> 00:38:17,994
- Zack: Lijepo je imati prijatelja

1206
00:38:18,028 --> 00:38:19,162
tko će slušati

1207
00:38:19,196 --> 00:38:20,329
na moje romantične probleme.

1208
00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,098
- Casey: Rekao sam ti da mi pošalješ poruku

1209
00:38:22,132 --> 00:38:23,866
ako vam je trebala pomoć i jeste.

1210
00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,134
A ja sam tu da pomognem.

1211
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,402
- Zack: Možete li mi pomoći

1212
00:38:26,436 --> 00:38:28,404
naći dečka?

1213
00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:31,407
- Casey: O moj Bože,

1214
00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:34,577
jesu li to usta istine?

1215
00:38:34,611 --> 00:38:36,079
- Zack: Da, rekao je njegov profil

1216
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:37,246
njegov omiljeni film

1217
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,581
bio Rimski praznik, dakle.

1218
00:38:38,615 --> 00:38:40,083
- Casey: To si učinio za njega?

1219
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,584
- Zack: To je glupo.

1220
00:38:41,618 --> 00:38:42,752
- Casey: Najviše je

1221
00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:44,087
romantična stvar

1222
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:48,257
ikada sam vidio.

1223
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:51,427
Vidite, govorim istinu.

1224
00:38:51,461 --> 00:38:52,695
- Zack: Da, zapravo jesam

1225
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,697
cijeli ovaj obilazak Rimskih praznika.

1226
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,866
Tu je kolosum,

1227
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,202
Pojeo sam pola.

1228
00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:01,204
- Casey: Zack, ima nešto

1229
00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:03,873
trebao bih ti reći.

1230
00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:05,374
Nisam bio iskren s tobom.

1231
00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:06,709
ja...

1232
00:39:07,077 --> 00:39:08,377
[zvono na vratima]

1233
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,446
- Zack: Super, tko je to?

1234
00:39:11,648 --> 00:39:12,782
O moj Bože, Ryane?

1235
00:39:12,816 --> 00:39:14,050
- Ryan: Hej čovječe, ima nešto

1236
00:39:14,084 --> 00:39:16,052
Moram ti reći.

1237
00:39:16,086 --> 00:39:18,721
Oh, jesi li mu rekla?

1238
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,056
- Zack: Reći mi što?

1239
00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:21,557
- Casey: Baš sam se spremao.

1240
00:39:21,591 --> 00:39:22,825
- Ryan: Naravno da jesi.

1241
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,993
To nisam bio ja

1242
00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,261
s kojima ste razgovarali online.

1243
00:39:25,295 --> 00:39:26,428
On i Tiffani

1244
00:39:26,463 --> 00:39:27,596
napravio lažni profil

1245
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:28,597
i upotrijebio moju sliku.

1246
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:29,766
- Zack: Što?

1247
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,933
- Ryan: Čak ni ne

1248
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,101
imati profil.

1249
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,269
Nisam čak ni gay.

1250
00:39:33,303 --> 00:39:34,270
- Casey: Zack,

1251
00:39:34,304 --> 00:39:35,772
nije kako zvuči.

1252
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,539
- Zack: Jesi li se pretvarao da si on?

1253
00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:39,041
- Casey: Da, ali to je bilo samo

1254
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,042
jer nisam htio

1255
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,310
izgledati kao uhoda,

1256
00:39:41,344 --> 00:39:43,079
za koju znam da mi se sada potpuno sviđa.

1257
00:39:43,113 --> 00:39:44,080
- Zack: Moj prvi

1258
00:39:44,114 --> 00:39:45,081
pravi razgovor u godinama

1259
00:39:45,115 --> 00:39:46,348
bio s totalnim fejkom.

1260
00:39:46,383 --> 00:39:47,349
A zašto?

1261
00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:48,617
Pa možeš me jebati?

1262
00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:49,886
- Casey: Ne, mislim da,

1263
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,154
Mislim više od toga.

1264
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,655
Stvari koje sam rekao bile su istinite.

1265
00:39:52,689 --> 00:39:54,157
- Ryan: Čovječe, ako ti se sviđao,

1266
00:39:54,191 --> 00:39:55,658
zašto mu jednostavno nisi rekao.

1267
00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,426
- Zack: I dopustio si mi da te odvedem

1268
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,694
na cijeloj toj jebenoj turneji

1269
00:39:58,728 --> 00:39:59,962
kao kakav idiot.

1270
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:01,130
Odjebi van!

1271
00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:02,298
obojica.

1272
00:40:02,332 --> 00:40:04,033
- Casey: Zack, žao mi je.

1273
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:05,201
Je li to...

1274
00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,369
- Zack: Izlazi!

1275
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,208
- Casey: Bio sam u sredini

1276
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,477
da mu kažem, znaš.

1277
00:40:14,511 --> 00:40:15,645
- Ryan: Oprosti čovječe,

1278
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:16,912
bila je to usrana stvar

1279
00:40:16,946 --> 00:40:17,913
vi dečki jeste.

1280
00:40:17,947 --> 00:40:18,914
- Casey: Samo sam htjela

1281
00:40:18,948 --> 00:40:19,915
da privuče njegovu pažnju.

1282
00:40:19,949 --> 00:40:21,183
- Ryan: Mogao si ga dobiti

1283
00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:22,184
bez dobivanja

1284
00:40:22,218 --> 00:40:23,185
svi stalker-azzi na njega.

1285
00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:24,453
- Casey: S tipovima poput tebe

1286
00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:25,454
šetati okolo?

1287
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,955
- Ryan: Čak i da sam gay,

1288
00:40:26,990 --> 00:40:28,223
ne bi uspjelo.

1289
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:29,224
Bio je manje

1290
00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:30,493
u ono kako sam izgledao

1291
00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:31,994
i više u ono što si rekao.

1292
00:40:32,028 --> 00:40:32,995
Svejedno, oprosti.

1293
00:40:33,029 --> 00:40:35,331
- Casey: Ne, sama sam kriva.

1294
00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:39,835
- Tiffani: Ovo je Tandy,

1295
00:40:39,869 --> 00:40:41,003
impresioniraj me.

1296
00:40:41,037 --> 00:40:42,171
A ako jesi

1297
00:40:42,205 --> 00:40:43,439
jedan od mojih gay prijatelja

1298
00:40:43,473 --> 00:40:44,940
i upravo sam imao loš spoj,

1299
00:40:44,974 --> 00:40:46,208
Neću ti se javiti

1300
00:40:46,242 --> 00:40:47,376
za tri dana.

1301
00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:49,945
Jer ja nisam pederska vještica!

1302
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:58,788


1303
00:40:59,155 --> 00:41:00,790
- Helen: Casey, zar ne?

1304
00:41:00,824 --> 00:41:02,124
- Casey: Da.

1305
00:41:02,158 --> 00:41:03,459
- Helen: Ja sam Harry.

1306
00:41:03,493 --> 00:41:04,794
to je moje ime,

1307
00:41:04,828 --> 00:41:07,797
nije da sam dlakava.

1308
00:41:08,832 --> 00:41:10,132
Dušo, što nije u redu?

1309
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:11,300
Izgledaš kao Liberace

1310
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:13,302
nakon što su vratili sjedalo

1311
00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:15,304
na svom klavirskom stolcu.

1312
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,473
Kriva generacija.

1313
00:41:17,507 --> 00:41:19,475
Nema veze.

1314
00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:20,976
Izgledaš kao da bi ti dobro došao

1315
00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,144
neko društvo večeras.

1316
00:41:22,178 --> 00:41:23,479
- Casey: Oh, ne zanima me.

1317
00:41:23,513 --> 00:41:26,649
- Helen: Na, ne, draga.

1318
00:41:26,683 --> 00:41:27,983
preslatka si

1319
00:41:28,017 --> 00:41:29,819
ali premlada si za mene.

1320
00:41:29,853 --> 00:41:31,086
Nas u krevetu bi

1321
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,254
poput nastave matematike

1322
00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:34,089
djetetu predškolske dobi.

1323
00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:35,090
br.

1324
00:41:35,124 --> 00:41:36,258
Seks s muškarcima

1325
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:37,426
koji imaju zrelost

1326
00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:39,261
iskusnog ljubavnika,

1327
00:41:39,295 --> 00:41:40,929
ne postoji ništa slično tome.

1328
00:41:40,964 --> 00:41:42,097
- Casey: T.M.I.

1329
00:41:42,131 --> 00:41:43,265
- Helen: Molim?

1330
00:41:43,299 --> 00:41:44,433
- Casey: Ništa.

1331
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:45,601
- Helen: Da pogodim.

1332
00:41:45,635 --> 00:41:47,102
Neka stvar za vezivanje

1333
00:41:47,136 --> 00:41:48,937
ti je slomio srce.

1334
00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:50,205
- Casey: Je li to tako očito?

1335
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,707
- Helen: Ili to ili Miley Cyrus

1336
00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:52,875
umro.

1337
00:41:52,909 --> 00:41:56,044
Vidiš, nisam baš zastarjela.

1338
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:58,714
- Casey: Da, to je muškarac.

1339
00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:01,049
Ne, ne, ja sam.

1340
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,051
Bio sam potpuni kreten.

1341
00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:04,219
I znao sam to

1342
00:42:04,254 --> 00:42:05,388
dok se to događalo

1343
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:06,655
ali svejedno sam to učinio.

1344
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,823
A sada neću nikad

1345
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:08,991
pokazati Zacku

1346
00:42:09,025 --> 00:42:10,760
kakav sjajan dečko mogu biti.

1347
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,027
Sad više nikada neću ni imati

1348
00:42:12,061 --> 00:42:13,529
dečko.

1349
00:42:13,563 --> 00:42:15,030
I završit ću sam

1350
00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:18,033
dok ne ostarim i...

1351
00:42:18,067 --> 00:42:19,535
oprosti

1352
00:42:19,569 --> 00:42:21,036
- Helen: Oh, srce moje,

1353
00:42:21,070 --> 00:42:22,371
ima i gorih stvari

1354
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:24,507
nego nemati dečka.

1355
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,675
Kao da se bosi vučeš uzbrdo

1356
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,176
kroz pet milja snijega

1357
00:42:28,211 --> 00:42:29,512
samo da pronađem najbližu

1358
00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:32,347
homoseksualni salon.

1359
00:42:32,382 --> 00:42:34,850
Bila je to šala.

1360
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,351
Nisam toliko star.

1361
00:42:36,386 --> 00:42:37,520
- Casey: Nisi?

1362
00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:38,687
- Helen: Pa sad,

1363
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,188
to jednostavno nije bilo lijepo.

1364
00:42:40,223 --> 00:42:41,524
Sve što govorim je,

1365
00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:43,358
koliko god mračno izgledalo,

1366
00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:44,693
Mislim da tvoja generacija

1367
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,861
ima prilično lako

1368
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,129
kada je riječ o pronalasku

1369
00:42:47,163 --> 00:42:50,966
sve ostale ribe

1370
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,968
u moru.

1371
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:55,471
Kladim se da razmišljaš

1372
00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:56,639
odmah sada

1373
00:42:56,673 --> 00:42:57,807
da je očito rješenje

1374
00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:00,142
je nešto što sam radio

1375
00:43:00,176 --> 00:43:01,310
kad sam pokušavao

1376
00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,145
preboljeti nekoga.

1377
00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:04,647
- Casey: Što je to?

1378
00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:06,148
- Helen: Pa, mislila sam

1379
00:43:06,182 --> 00:43:07,917
da se dobro valja u sijenu

1380
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:09,184
bilo bi sve što mi treba

1381
00:43:09,218 --> 00:43:11,353
ali nisam bio u pravu.

1382
00:43:11,387 --> 00:43:13,355
Spavati s nekim

1383
00:43:13,389 --> 00:43:15,491
preboljeti nekog drugog

1384
00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:18,160
nikada ne radi.

1385
00:43:18,194 --> 00:43:19,328
- Lionel: Casey, zar ne?

1386
00:43:19,362 --> 00:43:20,496
- Casey: Da.

1387
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,331
- Helen: Vjeruj mi u vezi ovoga,

1388
00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:24,333
nikad ne radi.

1389
00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:25,835
- Lionel: Želiš ići nekamo

1390
00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,503
i razgovarati?

1391
00:43:28,538 --> 00:43:30,840
- Helen: Nikad.

1392
00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:33,843
- Casey: Naravno.

1393
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,182
- Helen: Nikada ne uči.

1394
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,521
- Casey: To piće je bilo jako,

1395
00:43:45,555 --> 00:43:47,523
kao da pije krv ravno

1396
00:43:47,557 --> 00:43:49,024
sa zapešća Amy Winehouse.

1397
00:43:49,058 --> 00:43:51,026
- Lionel: Bože, drago mi je da sam te upoznao.

1398
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:52,695
Zadnji tip s kojim sam izlazila, Zack,

1399
00:43:52,729 --> 00:43:54,429
takav jebeni gubitnik.

1400
00:43:54,464 --> 00:43:56,565
Dobro se ljubio.

1401
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,734
- Casey: Ljubljenje je precijenjeno.

1402
00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:00,469
Koliko je bio dobar?

1403
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:01,637
- Lionel: Nevjerojatno.

1404
00:44:01,671 --> 00:44:04,206
Uvijek je počinjalo na isti način.

1405
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,041
Dva kljukanja.

1406
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:10,546
Zatim dublji poljubac.

1407
00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:13,883
Slijedi zalogaj

1408
00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:17,052
do donje usne.

1409
00:44:19,422 --> 00:44:21,390
I ponovite.

1410
00:44:21,758 --> 00:44:27,730


1411
00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:31,066
- Lionel: Vrati se unutra.

1412
00:44:31,434 --> 00:44:40,242


1413
00:44:40,610 --> 00:44:41,744
Trebali bismo se jebati.

1414
00:44:41,778 --> 00:44:42,912
Je li to tvoj krevet?

1415
00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:44,413
- Casey: Obično to ne radim

1416
00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:45,581
na prvom...

1417
00:44:45,615 --> 00:44:46,849
- Lionel: Da, ne znam ni ja.

1418
00:44:46,883 --> 00:44:48,851
Odmah iza tebe.

1419
00:44:49,218 --> 00:45:04,199


1420
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:12,524


1421
00:45:14,727 --> 00:45:29,708


1422
00:45:30,076 --> 00:45:45,056


1423
00:45:45,425 --> 00:46:00,405


1424
00:46:00,773 --> 00:46:04,876


1425
00:46:05,245 --> 00:46:06,378
- Tiffany: Bok,

1426
00:46:06,412 --> 00:46:07,879
kako te mogu povrijediti danas?

1427
00:46:07,913 --> 00:46:09,047
- Ryan: Moramo razgovarati.

1428
00:46:09,081 --> 00:46:10,215
- Tiffani: Nemamo ništa

1429
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,383
razgovarati o tome.

1430
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:12,551
- Ryan: Pet minuta,

1431
00:46:12,585 --> 00:46:14,886
to je sve što tražim.

1432
00:46:19,259 --> 00:46:20,492
- Tiffani: Moraš imati

1433
00:46:20,526 --> 00:46:23,161
sastanak.

1434
00:46:23,195 --> 00:46:24,429
- Ryan: Moramo nešto učiniti

1435
00:46:24,464 --> 00:46:25,764
o Zacku i Casey.

1436
00:46:25,798 --> 00:46:27,031
- Tiffani: Kako to misliš,

1437
00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:28,800
Mislio sam da si gay za Zacka.

1438
00:46:28,834 --> 00:46:29,968
- Ryan: Hajde,

1439
00:46:30,002 --> 00:46:32,103
znaš da nisam gay.

1440
00:46:34,641 --> 00:46:36,107
- Ryan: Znaš da sam samo bio

1441
00:46:36,142 --> 00:46:37,376
pokušava te razbjesniti.

1442
00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:38,644
- Tiffani: Pa, nije upalilo,

1443
00:46:38,678 --> 00:46:40,646
prodavač klitorisa.

1444
00:46:43,516 --> 00:46:45,250
Zašto biste im htjeli pomoći.

1445
00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:46,518
- Ryan: Čine se kao da jesu

1446
00:46:46,552 --> 00:46:47,686
zapravo pripadaju zajedno.

1447
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,187
I to sam zabrljao.

1448
00:46:49,221 --> 00:46:50,355
- Tiffani: Bože moj,

1449
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,523
imaš osjećaje?

1450
00:46:51,557 --> 00:46:52,691
Mislio sam da su tvoje prednosti

1451
00:46:52,725 --> 00:46:53,858
fortes je varao

1452
00:46:53,893 --> 00:46:55,026
i rušenje doma.

1453
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:56,194
- Ryan: I ti si varao.

1454
00:46:56,228 --> 00:46:57,696
- Tiffani: Još nije bio u meni.

1455
00:46:57,730 --> 00:46:58,963
- Ryan: Oboje smo zajebali.

1456
00:46:58,998 --> 00:47:00,231
Ali ovo je naša prilika

1457
00:47:00,266 --> 00:47:02,233
učiniti nešto kako treba.

1458
00:47:04,103 --> 00:47:06,070
- Tiffani: Ajme.

1459
00:47:06,105 --> 00:47:08,239
Tyra trenutak.

1460
00:47:11,778 --> 00:47:13,244
Kako ćemo ih spojiti?

1461
00:47:13,279 --> 00:47:14,513
Zack očito više voli biti

1462
00:47:14,547 --> 00:47:15,681
sa prekrasnim ljudima

1463
00:47:15,715 --> 00:47:16,848
kao ja i ti.

1464
00:47:16,882 --> 00:47:18,350
- Ryan: Potrebno je puno više

1465
00:47:18,384 --> 00:47:19,518
nego teretana

1466
00:47:19,552 --> 00:47:20,686
i malo krastavaca

1467
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,853
učiniti nekoga prekrasnim.

1468
00:47:21,887 --> 00:47:23,121
- Tiffani: Poanta je Casey

1469
00:47:23,155 --> 00:47:24,389
nije ni na Zackovu jelovniku.

1470
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:25,557
- Ryan: Točno!

1471
00:47:25,591 --> 00:47:26,725
Naručujemo

1472
00:47:26,759 --> 00:47:27,892
s krivog izbornika.

1473
00:47:27,927 --> 00:47:29,060
Moramo ići

1474
00:47:29,094 --> 00:47:30,228
u drugi restoran

1475
00:47:30,262 --> 00:47:31,396
gdje je Zack

1476
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:32,664
i naruči hot dog.

1477
00:47:32,699 --> 00:47:33,832
Jer mi stvarno

1478
00:47:33,866 --> 00:47:36,335
samo želim punđu.

1479
00:47:36,369 --> 00:47:38,503
- Tiffani: Ili bismo ih mogli prevariti

1480
00:47:38,538 --> 00:47:39,838
u spoj.

1481
00:47:39,872 --> 00:47:42,407
- Ryan: To sam upravo rekao.

1482
00:47:42,775 --> 00:47:51,249


1483
00:47:51,617 --> 00:47:52,917
- Tiffani: Hej kobasice,

1484
00:47:52,952 --> 00:47:54,419
zašto dugi kurac.

1485
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:57,255
- Zack: Oh, to si ti.

1486
00:47:57,289 --> 00:47:59,591
- Tiffani: Da, ja sam,

1487
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,760
drolja sa usranim srcem.

1488
00:48:01,794 --> 00:48:03,261
- Zack: Ovdje nema svađe.

1489
00:48:03,295 --> 00:48:04,596
- Tiffani: Znam.

1490
00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:05,764
žao mi je

1491
00:48:05,798 --> 00:48:07,899
dugujem ti koktel,

1492
00:48:07,933 --> 00:48:09,401
ili barem ručni rad.

1493
00:48:09,435 --> 00:48:10,569
- Zack: Učinio si dovoljno,

1494
00:48:10,603 --> 00:48:13,071
stvarno.

1495
00:48:13,105 --> 00:48:14,239
zapravo,

1496
00:48:14,273 --> 00:48:16,408
postoji nešto što možete učiniti.

1497
00:48:16,442 --> 00:48:17,743
Nađi mi dražbovatelja

1498
00:48:17,777 --> 00:48:19,911
za mušku prodaju.

1499
00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:21,079
- Tiffani: Ja ću to učiniti.

1500
00:48:21,113 --> 00:48:22,581
Vodio sam aukciju

1501
00:48:22,615 --> 00:48:23,849
na ranču Jude moga očuha.

1502
00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:25,016
- Zack: Stvarno?

1503
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:26,184
- Tiffani: Da.

1504
00:48:26,218 --> 00:48:27,352
Ima puno ljudi

1505
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:29,354
ne znam za mene

1506
00:48:31,391 --> 00:48:33,024
Slušati.

1507
00:48:33,058 --> 00:48:34,526
Morate znati istinu

1508
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,027
o tome što se dogodilo s Caseyem.

1509
00:48:36,061 --> 00:48:37,529
- Zack: Casey mi može popušiti jaja.

1510
00:48:37,563 --> 00:48:39,030
- Tiffani: Pa, takav je i bio

1511
00:48:39,064 --> 00:48:40,298
cijelo vrijeme pokušavajući reći.

1512
00:48:40,332 --> 00:48:41,800
- Zack: Znaš na što mislim.

1513
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,301
- Tiffani: Znam.

1514
00:48:43,335 --> 00:48:44,803
Hajde, da te kupim

1515
00:48:44,837 --> 00:48:46,137
piće kasnije.

1516
00:48:46,171 --> 00:48:47,472
Ne bi trebao biti sam

1517
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:48,973
tijekom ovog delikatnog trenutka.

1518
00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:51,810
Vjeruj mi, bio sam tamo.

1519
00:48:53,178 --> 00:48:57,649
Gdje je uopće tvoja pederska vještica?

1520
00:48:57,683 --> 00:48:58,817
Oh, hajde,

1521
00:48:58,851 --> 00:49:00,819
Ja ću je zamijeniti.

1522
00:49:00,853 --> 00:49:01,986
- Zack: Ne možeš sub

1523
00:49:02,021 --> 00:49:03,154
za najbolju prijateljicu.

1524
00:49:03,188 --> 00:49:04,322
- Tiffani: Ti si gay

1525
00:49:04,356 --> 00:49:05,590
a ja sam hetero djevojka

1526
00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:06,758
velikih sisa.

1527
00:49:06,793 --> 00:49:07,926
Evolucija ima

1528
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,093
genetski nas je programirao

1529
00:49:09,128 --> 00:49:10,595
biti tu jedno za drugo.

1530
00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:11,763
Kao riba klaun

1531
00:49:11,798 --> 00:49:12,931
i morska anemona.

1532
00:49:12,965 --> 00:49:14,933
Sada, što si rekao?

1533
00:49:21,307 --> 00:49:22,441
- Ryan: Casey!

1534
00:49:22,475 --> 00:49:23,775
- Casey: Oh, hej.

1535
00:49:23,810 --> 00:49:24,943
- Ryan: Ti, ja, piće.

1536
00:49:24,977 --> 00:49:26,110
Večeras.

1537
00:49:26,145 --> 00:49:27,278
- Casey: Ne.

1538
00:49:27,313 --> 00:49:28,447
Što je s tobom

1539
00:49:28,481 --> 00:49:29,714
izlaziti s homoseksualcima.

1540
00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:31,215
- Ryan: Želim se pomiriti

1541
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,484
jer si zeznuo igru.

1542
00:49:32,518 --> 00:49:33,752
- Casey: Da, ne mislim

1543
00:49:33,786 --> 00:49:35,520
plavu vrpcu ili što god već bilo

1544
00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,688
čisti momci piju

1545
00:49:36,722 --> 00:49:37,689
će pomoći.

1546
00:49:37,723 --> 00:49:39,458
- Ryan: Stavit ću kišobran unutra.

1547
00:49:39,492 --> 00:49:40,459
super.

1548
00:49:40,493 --> 00:49:43,795
Doći ću po tebe u 6:00.

1549
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:46,130
- Casey: Sjajno.

1550
00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:57,492
- Tiffani: Ja sam.

1551
00:49:57,526 --> 00:49:58,827
- Ryan: Spremni smo.

1552
00:49:58,861 --> 00:49:59,995
- Tiffani: Super!

1553
00:50:00,029 --> 00:50:01,496
Sad budi dobra mala striptizeta

1554
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:02,764
i učiniti sve što je potrebno

1555
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,032
da dobijem sve te dečke

1556
00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,533
narogušen i spreman za puhanje.

1557
00:50:05,568 --> 00:50:06,802
- Ryan: Mislim da im je stalo

1558
00:50:06,836 --> 00:50:07,969
o više od seksa.

1559
00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:09,137
- Tiffani: Isuse, kako zvučiš

1560
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:10,638
kao žena koja nisam ja.

1561
00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:12,974
Naravno da im je stalo do seksa.

1562
00:50:13,009 --> 00:50:14,142
Ako ne učine,

1563
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,410
tome služi alkohol.

1564
00:50:15,444 --> 00:50:16,912
- Ryan: Pa, samo se pojavi

1565
00:50:16,946 --> 00:50:18,246
kad bi trebao.

1566
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,915
- Tiffani: Dušo, ja sam jednako pouzdana

1567
00:50:19,949 --> 00:50:21,416
kao kontracepcija.

1568
00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:22,684
- Ryan: To nije 100%.

1569
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,253
- Tiffani: Uzmi ili ostavi.

1570
00:50:25,621 --> 00:50:29,591


1571
00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:31,259
- Zack: Tandy,

1572
00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:32,427
što ima zmaj damo?

1573
00:50:32,461 --> 00:50:33,695
- Tiffani: Dobila sam tvoj nepoziv,

1574
00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:35,197
ostavi jebenog V.M. sljedeći put.

1575
00:50:35,231 --> 00:50:36,198
- Zack: Rekao si

1576
00:50:36,232 --> 00:50:37,465
nisi htio čuti

1577
00:50:37,499 --> 00:50:38,466
o gay problemima.

1578
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,467
- Tiffani: Dobro mišljenje,

1579
00:50:39,501 --> 00:50:40,635
hvala što si me poštedio

1580
00:50:40,669 --> 00:50:41,903
repriza Queer kao Folk.

1581
00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:42,904
kamo idemo

1582
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:43,905
- Zack: Družiti se

1583
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,906
s mojim novim prijateljem,

1584
00:50:44,941 --> 00:50:45,907
sjeti se te djevojke, Tiffani.

1585
00:50:45,942 --> 00:50:46,908
- Tiffani: razvratnija verzija

1586
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:47,909
od Tare Reid?

1587
00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:49,177
Družiš se s njom?

1588
00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:50,445
- Zack: Htjela je čuti

1589
00:50:50,479 --> 00:50:51,613
o mojim problemima.

1590
00:50:51,647 --> 00:50:53,448
- Tiffani: Osjećam miris štakora

1591
00:50:53,482 --> 00:50:57,285
s lažnim sisama.

1592
00:50:57,319 --> 00:50:59,054
- Tiffani: Svim dečkima koje sam poševila

1593
00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:00,789
i nikad se više nije javio.

1594
00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:01,957
- Zack: To mora biti

1595
00:51:01,991 --> 00:51:03,125
kao stotinu.

1596
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:04,626
- Tiffani: Kao prije deset godina možda.

1597
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:07,963
- Z Evo za mene da vas nadoknadim.

1598
00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:14,970
- Tiffani: Dakle, cijeli ovaj internet...

1599
00:51:15,004 --> 00:51:16,304
- Zack: Laži.

1600
00:51:16,338 --> 00:51:17,639
- Tiffani: Performans

1601
00:51:17,673 --> 00:51:19,975
bila je 100% moja ideja.

1602
00:51:20,009 --> 00:51:21,810
Casey nije imala što raditi

1603
00:51:21,844 --> 00:51:23,145
s njim.

1604
00:51:23,179 --> 00:51:24,412
- Zack: Ali on je taj

1605
00:51:24,446 --> 00:51:27,082
koji je razgovarao sa mnom, zar ne?

1606
00:51:27,116 --> 00:51:28,750
- Tiffani: Da.

1607
00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:31,086
Ali praktički sam ga silovao

1608
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,088
u njega.

1609
00:51:33,122 --> 00:51:34,589
- Zack: Ono što je rekao,

1610
00:51:34,623 --> 00:51:37,159
koliko je to bio on?

1611
00:51:38,527 --> 00:51:41,663
- Tiffani: Samo dobre stvari.

1612
00:51:41,697 --> 00:51:43,665
- Zack: Sretan je što te ima,

1613
00:51:43,699 --> 00:51:46,168
osim dijela silovanja.

1614
00:51:46,202 --> 00:51:48,303
- Tiffani: Za dio silovanja.

1615
00:51:48,337 --> 00:51:50,972
- Zack: Na dio silovanja.

1616
00:51:51,340 --> 00:52:00,315


1617
00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:09,657


1618
00:52:10,026 --> 00:52:11,159
- Tiffani: Vjeruj mi,

1619
00:52:11,194 --> 00:52:12,427
ovo je puno bolje

1620
00:52:12,461 --> 00:52:13,594
nego brijanje.

1621
00:52:13,629 --> 00:52:17,432
- Zack: To je stvarno čudno.

1622
00:52:17,466 --> 00:52:18,599
- Tiffani: Šupci

1623
00:52:18,634 --> 00:52:21,102
su kao snježne pahulje.

1624
00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:23,104
Govoreći o lijepim seronjama,

1625
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,272
zašto ste hodali

1626
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,274
onaj Lionel?

1627
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,442
- Zack: Što?

1628
00:52:27,476 --> 00:52:28,776
Nikad nisi izlazio

1629
00:52:28,811 --> 00:52:30,445
šupak prije?

1630
00:52:30,479 --> 00:52:32,613
- Tiffani: Dušo,

1631
00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:35,450
šupci me privlače

1632
00:52:35,484 --> 00:52:38,954
kao govno šupcima.

1633
00:52:38,988 --> 00:52:40,455
- Zack: A zašto si ostao

1634
00:52:40,489 --> 00:52:41,622
s njima?

1635
00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:42,790
- Tiffani: Seks.

1636
00:52:42,825 --> 00:52:43,959
- Zack: Točno!

1637
00:52:43,993 --> 00:52:45,227
imam isti problem,

1638
00:52:45,261 --> 00:52:46,728
Ne mogu reći ne pijetlu.

1639
00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:47,896
- Tiffani: Oh, zajebavaš se

1640
00:52:47,930 --> 00:52:49,064
zboru.

1641
00:52:49,098 --> 00:52:52,400
Dick, kao da me zasljepljuje,

1642
00:52:52,434 --> 00:52:54,736
znate.

1643
00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:55,904
- Zack: Isčupao si se

1644
00:52:55,938 --> 00:52:57,906
moj sfinkter!

1645
00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:01,392
- Tiffani: Moj red.

1646
00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:02,560
- Ryan: Znaš,

1647
00:53:02,594 --> 00:53:05,230
Zack se totalno sviđa tebi.

1648
00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:06,965
- Casey: Ne, nije.

1649
00:53:06,999 --> 00:53:08,233
Moram odustati

1650
00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:10,068
i idi za nekim ružnijim.

1651
00:53:10,102 --> 00:53:12,904
Ne kao ružan Michael Stipe,

1652
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,405
ali barem

1653
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,908
Rufus Wainwright ružan.

1654
00:53:16,943 --> 00:53:19,477
- Ryan: Ne gledam tu emisiju.

1655
00:53:19,511 --> 00:53:20,812
Ali gledao sam

1656
00:53:20,847 --> 00:53:22,547
gay momci godinama.

1657
00:53:22,581 --> 00:53:23,715
Vidite, oni ne razmišljaju

1658
00:53:23,749 --> 00:53:25,050
striptizete mogu vidjeti natrag,

1659
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:27,219
ali u potpunosti možemo.

1660
00:53:27,253 --> 00:53:28,720
Vaš je problem

1661
00:53:28,754 --> 00:53:29,888
ti čak i ne pričaš

1662
00:53:29,922 --> 00:53:31,056
jedno drugom,

1663
00:53:31,090 --> 00:53:32,224
ti uvijek čekaš

1664
00:53:32,258 --> 00:53:33,391
za nekog drugog

1665
00:53:33,425 --> 00:53:35,060
napraviti prvi korak.

1666
00:53:35,094 --> 00:53:36,561
- Casey: Dao sam mu svoj broj,

1667
00:53:36,595 --> 00:53:38,563
Ja sam se dobrovoljno prijavio za prodaju muškaraca,

1668
00:53:38,597 --> 00:53:40,398
Skinula sam majicu zbog njega.

1669
00:53:40,432 --> 00:53:42,734
Uhodio sam ga na internetu.

1670
00:53:42,768 --> 00:53:44,903
Napravio sam sve pokrete.

1671
00:53:44,937 --> 00:53:46,404
- Ryan: Ali kad si mu rekao

1672
00:53:46,438 --> 00:53:49,407
svidio ti se.

1673
00:53:49,441 --> 00:53:50,575
- Tiffani: Znaš,

1674
00:53:50,609 --> 00:53:54,079
mogla bi me prevariti,

1675
00:53:54,113 --> 00:53:55,413
ukrasti sav moj novac

1676
00:53:55,447 --> 00:53:57,148
i ubiti moju majku

1677
00:53:57,183 --> 00:53:59,150
ali ako si zgodna,

1678
00:53:59,185 --> 00:54:00,818
Naći ću isprike za tebe

1679
00:54:00,853 --> 00:54:03,821
do dana kada me napustiš.

1680
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,327
Ili postati homoseksualac.

1681
00:54:09,362 --> 00:54:11,496
Ili oboje.

1682
00:54:12,865 --> 00:54:15,166
Oh, dovraga,

1683
00:54:15,201 --> 00:54:16,667
sav bez alkohola.

1684
00:54:16,702 --> 00:54:18,169
Idemo odavde.

1685
00:54:18,204 --> 00:54:19,504
Možeš imati taj,

1686
00:54:19,538 --> 00:54:21,839
Imam ih dosta doma.

1687
00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:28,179


1688
00:54:28,547 --> 00:54:29,680
- Ryan: Ta pizza

1689
00:54:29,715 --> 00:54:31,182
trebao bi biti ovdje svakog trenutka.

1690
00:54:31,217 --> 00:54:33,851
- Casey: Njam, pizza.

1691
00:54:33,886 --> 00:54:35,020
- Ryan: Što ako

1692
00:54:35,054 --> 00:54:36,187
tvoj dečko Zack

1693
00:54:36,222 --> 00:54:37,688
bio dostavljač?

1694
00:54:37,723 --> 00:54:40,025
- Casey: Baš si striptizeta.

1695
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:43,194
I nije mi dečko.

1696
00:54:43,229 --> 00:54:44,695
- Ryan: Moram udariti u glavu,

1697
00:54:44,730 --> 00:54:46,531
otvori vrata ako stigne pizza.

1698
00:54:46,565 --> 00:54:48,866
- Casey: U redu.

1699
00:54:49,235 --> 00:55:04,382


1700
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:19,897


1701
00:55:20,266 --> 00:55:35,413


1702
00:55:35,781 --> 00:55:37,415
- Casey: Bio si

1703
00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:40,085
vrlo loš dječak.

1704
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,419
Vi imate pravo

1705
00:55:41,454 --> 00:55:43,921
ostati seksi.

1706
00:55:43,956 --> 00:55:45,223
Sve što dotaknete

1707
00:55:45,257 --> 00:55:46,724
držat će se protiv vas

1708
00:55:46,758 --> 00:55:48,726
u dvorištu mojem...

1709
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,562
[zvono na vratima]

1710
00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:55,400
Udari me tim feferonom!

1711
00:55:55,434 --> 00:55:59,404
- Zack: Casey?

1712
00:55:59,438 --> 00:56:00,571
- Tiffani: Moram ići,

1713
00:56:00,606 --> 00:56:03,908
vas dvoje riješite to, bok.

1714
00:56:03,942 --> 00:56:05,076
- Zack: Prokletstvo!

1715
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,244
- Casey: Hej Zack.

1716
00:56:06,278 --> 00:56:08,246
- Zack: Lijep šešir.

1717
00:56:12,618 --> 00:56:13,918
- Tiffani: Jesu li se već zajebali?

1718
00:56:13,952 --> 00:56:15,653
- Ryan: Ni blizu.

1719
00:56:15,687 --> 00:56:17,155
Hoće li ovo uspjeti?

1720
00:56:17,189 --> 00:56:18,490
- Tiffani: Vjeruj mi, to je znanost.

1721
00:56:18,524 --> 00:56:19,657
Ako odeš

1722
00:56:19,691 --> 00:56:20,825
dva kurca zajedno,

1723
00:56:20,859 --> 00:56:21,993
na kraju jedan od njih

1724
00:56:22,028 --> 00:56:23,161
trebat će sisanje.

1725
00:56:23,195 --> 00:56:24,329
Kao zatvor.

1726
00:56:24,363 --> 00:56:27,165
- Casey: Stvarno mi je žao

1727
00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:29,501
o onome što sam učinio.

1728
00:56:29,535 --> 00:56:31,836
- Zack: Tko radi takve stvari?

1729
00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:34,172
- Casey: Ljudi bez samopoštovanja?

1730
00:56:34,206 --> 00:56:35,507
- Zack: Malo je zločesto.

1731
00:56:35,541 --> 00:56:36,674
- Casey: Žao mi je,

1732
00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:37,942
izmaklo je kontroli.

1733
00:56:37,976 --> 00:56:40,278
Samo sam... htjela sam...

1734
00:56:40,312 --> 00:56:41,446
ne znam

1735
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,947
htio sam te upoznati.

1736
00:56:42,981 --> 00:56:44,215
- Zack: Upoznao si me.

1737
00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:45,716
- Casey: Znam,

1738
00:56:45,751 --> 00:56:49,887
Ja sam samo idiot.

1739
00:56:49,922 --> 00:56:51,389
- Zack: Nije velika stvar,

1740
00:56:51,424 --> 00:56:53,391
gotovo je.

1741
00:56:55,594 --> 00:56:56,727
- Tiffani: Hajde,

1742
00:56:56,762 --> 00:56:57,895
ovo je dio

1743
00:56:57,930 --> 00:56:59,064
gdje ga jebeš.

1744
00:56:59,098 --> 00:57:00,231
- Ryan: Čovječe,

1745
00:57:00,266 --> 00:57:01,499
samo te je pogledao.

1746
00:57:01,534 --> 00:57:03,000
Pogledaj unatrag.

1747
00:57:03,035 --> 00:57:04,001
- Tiffani: Sisanje kurca

1748
00:57:04,036 --> 00:57:05,002
načelo mora stupiti na snagu

1749
00:57:05,037 --> 00:57:06,003
bilo koje sekunde.

1750
00:57:06,038 --> 00:57:07,272
- Ryan: Ne, vidio sam dečke

1751
00:57:07,306 --> 00:57:08,540
učini to u klubu.

1752
00:57:08,574 --> 00:57:09,807
Sjedit će tamo satima

1753
00:57:09,841 --> 00:57:11,076
i nikada ne reci ni riječ,

1754
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:12,077
bez obzira koliko

1755
00:57:12,111 --> 00:57:13,078
sviđaju se jedno drugome.

1756
00:57:13,112 --> 00:57:14,079
- Tiffani: Idi učini nešto.

1757
00:57:14,113 --> 00:57:15,913
- Ryan: Ne mogu ništa učiniti.

1758
00:57:15,948 --> 00:57:17,915
Osim...

1759
00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:19,084
- Tiffani: Što?

1760
00:57:19,118 --> 00:57:20,351
- Ryan: Radi moju striptizetsku magiju.

1761
00:57:20,386 --> 00:57:21,519
- Tiffani: striptizetska magija?

1762
00:57:21,554 --> 00:57:23,020
- Ryan: Kad vidim dva tipa

1763
00:57:23,055 --> 00:57:24,289
radeći ovo u klubu,

1764
00:57:24,323 --> 00:57:25,457
Ja ću stati između njih

1765
00:57:25,491 --> 00:57:26,958
i natjerati ih da stave ruke

1766
00:57:26,992 --> 00:57:28,126
svuda po meni.

1767
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,894
Onda ću se maknuti s puta

1768
00:57:29,928 --> 00:57:31,162
i tako su nabrijani

1769
00:57:31,197 --> 00:57:32,163
da su

1770
00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:33,164
jedni preko drugih.

1771
00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:34,432
- Tiffani: Ti si kao striptizeta

1772
00:57:34,467 --> 00:57:35,433
Harriett Tubman.

1773
00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:36,434
- Ryan: Točno!

1774
00:57:36,469 --> 00:57:37,702
- Tiffani: Primi se Harriett,

1775
00:57:37,736 --> 00:57:39,721
psi dolaze.

1776
00:57:40,088 --> 00:57:47,729


1777
00:57:48,096 --> 00:57:49,230
- Zack: Hvala Bogu,

1778
00:57:49,264 --> 00:57:50,398
možemo li sada otići?

1779
00:57:50,432 --> 00:57:51,900
- Ryan: Vi momci sjedite ovdje,

1780
00:57:51,934 --> 00:57:53,067
ove stranke

1781
00:57:53,101 --> 00:57:55,069
tek počinjem.

1782
00:57:55,437 --> 00:57:57,572


1783
00:57:57,940 --> 00:57:59,073
Dopusti da ti pokažem

1784
00:57:59,107 --> 00:58:01,409
neki klasični striptizetski pokreti.

1785
00:58:01,443 --> 00:58:02,577
- Casey: Koji kurac

1786
00:58:02,611 --> 00:58:03,745
radiš li

1787
00:58:03,779 --> 00:58:04,913
- Ryan: Vi dečki

1788
00:58:04,947 --> 00:58:06,080
su pod punom pažnjom,

1789
00:58:06,114 --> 00:58:07,248
i narednik Ryan je ovdje

1790
00:58:07,282 --> 00:58:09,250
da ga oslobodim.

1791
00:58:12,287 --> 00:58:15,256
Sada, oboje

1792
00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:18,259
zaželi želju i povuci.

1793
00:58:18,293 --> 00:58:19,427
- Casey: Imaš

1794
00:58:19,461 --> 00:58:20,595
da me zezaš.

1795
00:58:20,629 --> 00:58:21,763
- Zack: Pa jest

1796
00:58:21,797 --> 00:58:23,031
vrsta ružne košulje.

1797
00:58:23,065 --> 00:58:25,033
- Casey: Potpuno općenito.

1798
00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:29,370
- Ryan: To je već bolje.

1799
00:58:30,405 --> 00:58:31,706
Besplatno.

1800
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:33,374
Sada, otvorite

1801
00:58:33,408 --> 00:58:35,376
krute Ryanove traperice.

1802
00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:36,711
- Casey: Jesi li hetero?

1803
00:58:36,745 --> 00:58:38,212
- Ryan: Mi smo samo tri tipa

1804
00:58:38,246 --> 00:58:39,881
malo se zabavljati.

1805
00:58:39,915 --> 00:58:42,216
Sad povuci.

1806
00:58:44,753 --> 00:58:46,220
- Zack: Jesi li tvrd?

1807
00:58:46,254 --> 00:58:47,555
- Ryan: Možda.

1808
00:58:47,590 --> 00:58:50,725
jeste li

1809
00:58:50,759 --> 00:58:53,728
Moram izaći iz ovih hlača.

1810
00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:59,233


1811
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:00,902
Nikada nema seksi načina

1812
00:59:00,936 --> 00:59:02,169
da skinem traperice.

1813
00:59:02,204 --> 00:59:03,337
- Casey: Ne znam,

1814
00:59:03,371 --> 00:59:04,505
to je lijepo...

1815
00:59:04,539 --> 00:59:05,506
- Zack: Seksi.

1816
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:06,507
- Ryan: Tvoj red.

1817
00:59:06,541 --> 00:59:07,508
- Casey: Za što?

1818
00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:08,776
- Ryan: Za tvoju besplatnu lekciju

1819
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:09,944
u egzotičnom plesu,

1820
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:11,445
to je stvarna vještina koju znate.

1821
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,614
- Zack: Pristajem.

1822
00:59:12,648 --> 00:59:13,781
- Casey: Gledat ću.

1823
00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:15,049
- Ryan: Bez gledanja, hajde.

1824
00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:16,217
Raskopčajte svoje košulje.

1825
00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:17,551
S više samopouzdanja.

1826
00:59:17,586 --> 00:59:20,554
Sporo otkrivanje.

1827
00:59:22,925 --> 00:59:24,225
Dobro.

1828
00:59:24,259 --> 00:59:25,392
Sad, kad dobiješ

1829
00:59:25,427 --> 00:59:26,560
do posljednjeg gumba,

1830
00:59:26,595 --> 00:59:28,062
uzmi svoju košulju na ovratniku

1831
00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:30,397
i polako ga odlijepiti.

1832
00:59:31,433 --> 00:59:32,566
Dobro, to je vruće.

1833
00:59:32,601 --> 00:59:33,901
- Casey: Da.

1834
00:59:33,936 --> 00:59:35,569
- Ryan: Sada skini hlače

1835
00:59:35,604 --> 00:59:36,738
kao ja,

1836
00:59:36,772 --> 00:59:37,905
i vodi naprijed,

1837
00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:39,907
ovako.

1838
00:59:40,275 --> 00:59:43,244


1839
00:59:43,612 --> 00:59:45,079
Hajde, u donjem smo rublju.

1840
00:59:45,114 --> 00:59:48,082
Zack, dođi ovamo, stani na stranu.

1841
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,419
- Casey: Pa,

1842
00:59:52,454 --> 00:59:55,256
to je svakako bilo zabavno.

1843
00:59:55,290 --> 00:59:58,259
- Ryan: Sada mi daj ples u krilu.

1844
01:00:00,295 --> 01:00:01,763
- Zack: Kako je ovo?

1845
01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:02,930
- Ryan: Ti plešiš

1846
01:00:02,965 --> 01:00:04,098
kao pravi dječak.

1847
01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:05,366
Morate ih pomaknuti

1848
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,534
ovako.

1849
01:00:06,568 --> 01:00:08,036
Sav si napregnut i bez grindanja.

1850
01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,704
Casey, dođi ovamo.

1851
01:00:09,738 --> 01:00:12,540
Stavite ruke ovdje.

1852
01:00:12,574 --> 01:00:14,709
Osjeti ovo.

1853
01:00:14,743 --> 01:00:17,045
To je vruće.

1854
01:00:17,412 --> 01:00:24,552


1855
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,220
znaš,

1856
01:00:26,254 --> 01:00:28,890
vi ste zgodan par.

1857
01:00:30,592 --> 01:00:32,226
Ljudi, mislim da ću...

1858
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,394
- Zack: Nisi

1859
01:00:33,428 --> 01:00:34,562
ići bilo gdje

1860
01:00:34,596 --> 01:00:36,564
kad si tako tvrd.

1861
01:00:36,932 --> 01:00:46,908


1862
01:00:47,275 --> 01:00:56,084


1863
01:00:56,451 --> 01:00:58,252
- Ryan: O da.

1864
01:00:58,286 --> 01:00:59,921
To je tako vruće.

1865
01:00:59,955 --> 01:01:01,089
- Tiffani: O moj Bože,

1866
01:01:01,123 --> 01:01:03,424
to je tako jebeno vruće!

1867
01:01:04,459 --> 01:01:19,440
[oplakivanje]

1868
01:01:19,808 --> 01:01:26,614
[zadihan]

1869
01:01:26,982 --> 01:01:28,249
- Ryan: Jebi ga, da,

1870
01:01:28,283 --> 01:01:31,252
raditi tu macu.

1871
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:39,761


1872
01:01:40,129 --> 01:01:42,429
- Tandy: A što imamo ovdje?

1873
01:01:42,464 --> 01:01:44,098
Shew, makni se.

1874
01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:45,266
- Tiffani: Ne znam

1875
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,433
lezbijska stvar više.

1876
01:01:46,468 --> 01:01:47,601
- Tandy: Znala sam

1877
01:01:47,636 --> 01:01:48,770
ovo bi se dogodilo.

1878
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:50,938
- Tiffani: Jesi?

1879
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:52,940
Dođi ovamo.

1880
01:01:54,476 --> 01:01:55,777
- Ryan: Što do...

1881
01:01:55,811 --> 01:01:57,945
- Zack: Spremni za Zack specijal?

1882
01:01:58,313 --> 01:02:01,615


1883
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:03,951
pomozi mi

1884
01:02:05,487 --> 01:02:08,122
- Ryan: Sranje.

1885
01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,456
O da, nikad nisam

1886
01:02:09,491 --> 01:02:11,959
prije dva mjeseca, da,

1887
01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:14,328
jedan od vas igra muda.

1888
01:02:14,362 --> 01:02:17,665
O moj Bože!

1889
01:02:19,367 --> 01:02:20,601
- Tandy: Zašto se zajebavaš

1890
01:02:20,635 --> 01:02:21,769
sa Zackom?

1891
01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:22,937
- Tiffani: Tehnički

1892
01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:24,105
Gledam ih

1893
01:02:24,139 --> 01:02:25,273
jebi se sa Zackom.

1894
01:02:25,307 --> 01:02:26,440
- Tandy: Prekidam

1895
01:02:26,474 --> 01:02:27,708
taj blow fest upravo sada.

1896
01:02:27,742 --> 01:02:29,210
- Tiffani: Preko mog vrućeg mrtvog tijela.

1897
01:02:29,244 --> 01:02:30,377
- Tandy: Eto što

1898
01:02:30,412 --> 01:02:32,379
planirao sam.

1899
01:02:39,754 --> 01:02:42,890
Oh!

1900
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,059
Je li to sok od maca?

1901
01:02:45,093 --> 01:02:48,395
- Tiffani: Vrijedan tisuću dolara.

1902
01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:52,233
Oh!

1903
01:02:52,267 --> 01:02:54,401
- Ryan: Ljudi, ja ću...

1904
01:02:54,436 --> 01:02:55,569
ja ću...

1905
01:02:55,603 --> 01:02:56,737
ja ću...

1906
01:02:56,771 --> 01:03:00,407
Isuse Marije Jenna Jameson!

1907
01:03:00,442 --> 01:03:01,675
- Tiffani: Nikad to nisam čula

1908
01:03:01,710 --> 01:03:02,844
bez ičega

1909
01:03:02,878 --> 01:03:04,846
u mojoj maci prije.

1910
01:03:06,548 --> 01:03:16,523
[stenjanje]

1911
01:03:16,892 --> 01:03:26,868
[dihtanje]

1912
01:03:27,569 --> 01:03:29,370
- Casey: Vau.

1913
01:03:29,404 --> 01:03:32,039
- Zack: Vau.

1914
01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:34,541
- Ryan: Wow!

1915
01:03:34,576 --> 01:03:36,277
- Tandy: Jebena kučko.

1916
01:03:36,311 --> 01:03:37,444
- Tiffani: Pusti me da šutnem

1917
01:03:37,479 --> 01:03:38,946
opet ta maca.

1918
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,114
- Zack: Tandy?

1919
01:03:40,148 --> 01:03:41,282
- Casey: Tiffani?

1920
01:03:41,316 --> 01:03:42,616
- Tiffani: Oprosti što kasnim.

1921
01:03:42,650 --> 01:03:44,952
Ženske stvari.

1922
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:50,958
Bože, nedostaje mi taj kurac.

1923
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:52,126
- Zack: Jesi li dobro?

1924
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,861
- Tandy: Ubij kučku.

1925
01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:55,363
- Zack: Što se dovraga dogodilo?

1926
01:03:55,397 --> 01:03:56,530
- Tandy: Pokušavala sam

1927
01:03:56,564 --> 01:03:57,698
da te zaštitim.

1928
01:03:57,732 --> 01:03:58,866
- Zack: Cijenim to

1929
01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:00,368
ali ispada

1930
01:04:00,402 --> 01:04:02,370
da je sve u redu.

1931
01:04:02,404 --> 01:04:03,537
Bolje nego dobro.

1932
01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:04,705
- Tandy: Što?

1933
01:04:04,739 --> 01:04:06,207
Jeste li sada životni partneri?

1934
01:04:06,241 --> 01:04:08,542
- Zack: Mislim da smo...

1935
01:04:08,576 --> 01:04:12,046
- Tiffani: Hvala meni i Ryanu,

1936
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,715
i Ryanov prijatelj.

1937
01:04:14,749 --> 01:04:15,883
- Casey: Zack, jesam

1938
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:17,385
savršen prvi spoj za nas.

1939
01:04:17,419 --> 01:04:18,652
- Zack: Kao tvoj prvi spoj

1940
01:04:18,686 --> 01:04:20,988
s njim?

1941
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,126
Ti si kao i svi ostali.

1942
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,129
Jebi se!

1943
01:04:32,167 --> 01:04:35,303
- Tandy: Svi ste vi seronje.

1944
01:04:37,005 --> 01:04:38,806
- Tiffani: Nedostaje mi kako se jebemo.

1945
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,475
- Ryan: I ti nedostaješ Rigid Ryanu.

1946
01:04:41,509 --> 01:04:43,210
- Tiffani: Ma daj,

1947
01:04:43,245 --> 01:04:44,478
idemo popušiti gay

1948
01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:46,814
iz tvog kuraca.

1949
01:04:47,182 --> 01:04:57,141


1950
01:04:57,509 --> 01:04:58,742
- Zack: Mrzim internet.

1951
01:04:58,776 --> 01:05:00,011
- Tiffani: Možeš ga koristiti

1952
01:05:00,045 --> 01:05:01,278
za stvari osim seksa.

1953
01:05:01,313 --> 01:05:02,613
- Zack: Kao što?

1954
01:05:02,647 --> 01:05:03,780
- Tiffani: Pa,

1955
01:05:03,815 --> 01:05:04,948
možda homoseksualci ne mogu.

1956
01:05:04,983 --> 01:05:06,117
- Zack: Govorim

1957
01:05:06,151 --> 01:05:07,284
trolanja za seks,

1958
01:05:07,319 --> 01:05:08,285
Ne mogu vjerovati

1959
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,286
Casey je upravo spavala

1960
01:05:09,321 --> 01:05:10,287
s prvom stvari

1961
01:05:10,322 --> 01:05:11,288
koji ga je gledao.

1962
01:05:11,323 --> 01:05:12,556
- Tiffani: Uf, mrzim ga.

1963
01:05:12,590 --> 01:05:13,557
Ali u svoju obranu,

1964
01:05:13,591 --> 01:05:15,059
nekako si ga odbio.

1965
01:05:15,093 --> 01:05:16,060
- Zack: Pa?

1966
01:05:16,094 --> 01:05:17,328
- Tiffani: Što si učinila?

1967
01:05:17,362 --> 01:05:18,329
kad te Lionel odbio?

1968
01:05:18,363 --> 01:05:19,330
Trolao si...

1969
01:05:19,364 --> 01:05:21,165
- Oboje: Online za seks.

1970
01:05:21,199 --> 01:05:22,333
- Zack: Mrzim

1971
01:05:22,367 --> 01:05:24,502
da si uvijek u pravu.

1972
01:05:24,536 --> 01:05:26,504
Kao da je Isus moj peder.

1973
01:05:26,538 --> 01:05:27,505
čekaj, oprosti,

1974
01:05:27,539 --> 01:05:28,772
Znam da ne voliš

1975
01:05:28,806 --> 01:05:29,773
biti pozvan...

1976
01:05:29,807 --> 01:05:31,042
- Tiffani: Nosim se s tim.

1977
01:05:31,076 --> 01:05:32,209
Ja sam tvoja pederska vještica.

1978
01:05:32,244 --> 01:05:34,045
Nije pederska vještica.

1979
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:36,213
Tvoja pederska vještica.

1980
01:05:36,248 --> 01:05:38,715
- Zack: Hvala ti dušo.

1981
01:05:40,085 --> 01:05:41,818
- Tiffani: Ali ako sam ja tvoja pederska vještica,

1982
01:05:41,853 --> 01:05:43,954
onda si ti moja gay kučka.

1983
01:05:45,990 --> 01:05:47,291
- Zack: Gay kučka

1984
01:05:47,325 --> 01:05:49,126
voli svoju pedersku vješticu.

1985
01:05:49,161 --> 01:05:50,461
- Tiffani: Bolje ti je kučko,

1986
01:05:50,495 --> 01:05:52,463
Imam modricu na oku za tebe.

1987
01:06:03,175 --> 01:06:04,808
- Helen: Casey? Med?

1988
01:06:04,842 --> 01:06:06,310
- Casey: Vraćam se kući.

1989
01:06:06,344 --> 01:06:07,578
Možete li me odvesti

1990
01:06:07,612 --> 01:06:08,745
na autobusnom kolodvoru

1991
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:09,913
kad završim s pakiranjem?

1992
01:06:09,948 --> 01:06:11,182
- Helen: Mislila sam da jesi

1993
01:06:11,216 --> 01:06:12,349
sklapanje novih prijateljstava?

1994
01:06:12,384 --> 01:06:13,617
Ne sviđa ti se ovdje?

1995
01:06:13,651 --> 01:06:14,785
Jeftina stanarina,

1996
01:06:14,819 --> 01:06:15,953
lijepo vrijeme,

1997
01:06:15,987 --> 01:06:18,289
obilje gay magarca.

1998
01:06:18,323 --> 01:06:19,623
- Casey: Sve sam okrenuo

1999
01:06:19,657 --> 01:06:21,292
u veliki mokri nered.

2000
01:06:21,326 --> 01:06:22,460
- Helen: Oh dušo,

2001
01:06:22,494 --> 01:06:23,727
ne može biti tako loše.

2002
01:06:23,761 --> 01:06:24,895
- Casey: To je užasno!

2003
01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:26,730
To je kao 11. rujna, ali sa seksom.

2004
01:06:26,764 --> 01:06:28,732
- Helen: Kao 69/11.

2005
01:06:28,766 --> 01:06:30,067
- Casey: Ti si užasan.

2006
01:06:30,102 --> 01:06:31,735
- Helen: Oh dušo, hajde.

2007
01:06:31,769 --> 01:06:33,003
ne znam kakav

2008
01:06:33,037 --> 01:06:34,338
od orgie-astic corfafel

2009
01:06:34,372 --> 01:06:35,506
dobio si sebe

2010
01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:36,673
umotan u.

2011
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:37,841
Ali ja znam

2012
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,009
da kad trčiš

2013
01:06:39,043 --> 01:06:40,177
od tvojih problema,

2014
01:06:40,212 --> 01:06:41,345
mjesto bi se moglo promijeniti

2015
01:06:41,379 --> 01:06:42,513
ali tvoji problemi

2016
01:06:42,547 --> 01:06:43,680
bit će upravo tamo

2017
01:06:43,715 --> 01:06:44,848
čeka te.

2018
01:06:44,882 --> 01:06:46,016
Samo tamo

2019
01:06:46,050 --> 01:06:47,284
nećete imati jeftinu stanarinu

2020
01:06:47,319 --> 01:06:48,452
i ovo lijepo vrijeme.

2021
01:06:48,487 --> 01:06:49,620
- Casey: O čemu

2022
01:06:49,654 --> 01:06:50,887
obilje gay dupeta?

2023
01:06:50,922 --> 01:06:51,888
- Helen: Dušo,

2024
01:06:51,923 --> 01:06:53,157
to možete pronaći bilo gdje.

2025
01:06:53,191 --> 01:06:54,158
Hajde sada,

2026
01:06:54,192 --> 01:06:55,326
reci svojoj teti Helen

2027
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,494
sve o tvom problemu.

2028
01:06:56,528 --> 01:06:58,829
Obećavam da me nećeš šokirati.

2029
01:06:58,863 --> 01:06:59,997
- Casey: Ok, pretvarao sam se

2030
01:07:00,031 --> 01:07:01,499
biti Ryan Zacku online

2031
01:07:01,533 --> 01:07:02,766
ali onda se pojavio Ryan

2032
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,034
i izašla sa Zackom

2033
01:07:04,068 --> 01:07:05,302
da se vratim Tiffani.

2034
01:07:05,337 --> 01:07:06,303
svejedno,

2035
01:07:06,338 --> 01:07:07,471
Mislim da je Zack shvatio

2036
01:07:07,506 --> 01:07:09,240
svidjela sam mu se takva kakva jesam

2037
01:07:09,274 --> 01:07:10,741
a ne način na koji je Ryan izgledao

2038
01:07:10,775 --> 01:07:12,009
ali nikad mi nije rekao.

2039
01:07:12,043 --> 01:07:13,010
Pa sam pojebao Lionela

2040
01:07:13,044 --> 01:07:14,011
koji je vjerojatno bio samo

2041
01:07:14,045 --> 01:07:15,513
pokušavajući se osvetiti Zacku,

2042
01:07:15,547 --> 01:07:17,281
a onda je Ryan dobio Zacka i mene

2043
01:07:17,315 --> 01:07:18,549
da mu popušim

2044
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,050
kako bi nas okupili.

2045
01:07:20,084 --> 01:07:21,051
I stvarno je djelovalo.

2046
01:07:21,085 --> 01:07:22,319
Sve dok Zack nije dobio video isječak

2047
01:07:22,354 --> 01:07:24,321
kako ja i Lionel to radimo.

2048
01:07:24,356 --> 01:07:26,657
- Helen: Dakle, Zack ti nikad nije rekao

2049
01:07:26,691 --> 01:07:27,991
kako se osjećao.

2050
01:07:28,026 --> 01:07:29,326
- Casey: Da.

2051
01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:30,494
- Helen: A ti si samo

2052
01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:31,662
otići ću iz grada

2053
01:07:31,696 --> 01:07:33,164
ne dajući mu priliku za to.

2054
01:07:33,198 --> 01:07:34,431
- Tiffani: Nećeš napustiti grad

2055
01:07:34,466 --> 01:07:35,599
jebeni kretenu.

2056
01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:36,767
Imamo spoj

2057
01:07:36,801 --> 01:07:37,934
a ja ne trčim

2058
01:07:37,969 --> 01:07:39,102
sama ta dražba.

2059
01:07:39,137 --> 01:07:40,271
- Helen: Drolja je u pravu.

2060
01:07:40,305 --> 01:07:41,438
Ne pičkaj

2061
01:07:41,473 --> 01:07:42,606
u centru za mlade

2062
01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:43,774
samo zato što je netko povrijeđen

2063
01:07:43,808 --> 01:07:44,941
tvoj kurac osjećaji.

2064
01:07:44,976 --> 01:07:46,109
- Tiffani: Voli je.

2065
01:07:46,144 --> 01:07:47,278
Osim toga, kad trčite

2066
01:07:47,312 --> 01:07:48,445
od tvojih problema,

2067
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,613
lokacija se može promijeniti...

2068
01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:51,114
- Casey: Već sam dobio taj govor.

2069
01:07:51,149 --> 01:07:52,115
- Tiffani: nego što su

2070
01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:53,116
čekamo,

2071
01:07:53,151 --> 01:07:54,117
sperma dečko,

2072
01:07:54,152 --> 01:07:55,286
zakasnit ćemo.

2073
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,839
- Helen: Bah-bye.

2074
01:07:58,006 --> 01:08:02,977


2075
01:08:03,344 --> 01:08:04,812
- Tiffani: Osjećam miris otvorenog bara.

2076
01:08:04,846 --> 01:08:05,980
- Helen: Daj mi bilo što

2077
01:08:06,014 --> 01:08:07,148
s viskijem

2078
01:08:07,182 --> 01:08:08,315
i ništa drugo.

2079
01:08:08,349 --> 01:08:10,450
- Zack: Oh dobro, došao si.

2080
01:08:11,486 --> 01:08:12,953
- Tiffani: O moj Bože, jesam.

2081
01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:14,121
- Casey: Zack, ja...

2082
01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:15,289
- Zack: Evo o čemu se radi

2083
01:08:15,323 --> 01:08:16,456
trebate reći.

2084
01:08:16,491 --> 01:08:17,624
Ne bombardiraj.

2085
01:08:17,659 --> 01:08:18,793
- Tiffani: Što je "ligabut?"

2086
01:08:18,827 --> 01:08:20,127
- Zack: To je LGBT.

2087
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:21,295
- Tiffani: Što je to?

2088
01:08:21,329 --> 01:08:22,296
- Zack: Isuse Kriste,

2089
01:08:22,330 --> 01:08:23,563
Moram po tebe

2090
01:08:23,598 --> 01:08:24,564
u zelenu sobu.

2091
01:08:24,599 --> 01:08:25,565
- Casey: Zack, čekaj,

2092
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,566
Došao sam se ispričati.

2093
01:08:26,601 --> 01:08:27,567
- Zack: Smiješno,

2094
01:08:27,602 --> 01:08:28,568
prvotno si rekao

2095
01:08:28,603 --> 01:08:29,569
ti si dolazio

2096
01:08:29,604 --> 01:08:30,838
za podršku gay zajednici.

2097
01:08:30,872 --> 01:08:32,339
- Casey: Poznaješ gay scenu

2098
01:08:32,373 --> 01:08:33,340
nije baš moja stvar.

2099
01:08:33,374 --> 01:08:34,341
- Zack: Znaš

2100
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:35,609
za nekoga tko govori ponizno

2101
01:08:35,643 --> 01:08:37,111
na gay sceni toliko,

2102
01:08:37,145 --> 01:08:38,879
stvarno se trudiš

2103
01:08:38,914 --> 01:08:41,448
predstavljati najgore od toga.

2104
01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:44,785


2105
01:08:47,655 --> 01:08:48,889
- Lionel: Pušenje za tvoje misli?

2106
01:08:48,924 --> 01:08:50,157
- Zack: Što želiš?

2107
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:51,658
- Lionel: Hajde, sve što sam napravio

2108
01:08:51,693 --> 01:08:52,927
bio je dokazati da tip

2109
01:08:52,961 --> 01:08:54,195
mislio si da je tvoj prijatelj

2110
01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:55,462
samo je velika varalica.

2111
01:08:55,496 --> 01:08:56,463
Trebala bi biti sretna.

2112
01:08:56,497 --> 01:08:57,464
- Zack: Mislio si

2113
01:08:57,498 --> 01:08:58,966
da mi šalješ svoj video seksa

2114
01:08:59,000 --> 01:08:59,967
bi me usrećio?

2115
01:09:00,001 --> 01:09:01,468
- Lionel: Morao sam nešto učiniti

2116
01:09:01,502 --> 01:09:02,469
da vas razdvojim.

2117
01:09:02,503 --> 01:09:03,470
- Zack: Zašto?

2118
01:09:03,504 --> 01:09:04,471
- Lionel: Znaš zašto.

2119
01:09:04,505 --> 01:09:05,472
- Zack: Reci.

2120
01:09:05,506 --> 01:09:06,740
- Lionel: Bio sam ljubomoran, u redu?

2121
01:09:06,774 --> 01:09:07,741
- Zack: Znao sam.

2122
01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,243
- Lionel: I nije bilo samo to.

2123
01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:10,244
Mogao bih reći

2124
01:09:10,278 --> 01:09:11,511
povezivao si se s njim.

2125
01:09:11,546 --> 01:09:12,512
Želim te natrag.

2126
01:09:12,547 --> 01:09:13,513
Možete li osjetiti

2127
01:09:13,548 --> 01:09:15,015
koliko jako želim da se vratiš?

2128
01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:16,016
- Zack: Nije me briga

2129
01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:17,017
kako si zgodna,

2130
01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:18,018
Treba mi više.

2131
01:09:18,053 --> 01:09:19,019
- Lionel: Tako si dubok.

2132
01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:20,020
- Zack: Ako je duboko

2133
01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:21,021
željeti nekoga

2134
01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:22,189
tko će me poštovati

2135
01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:23,357
i slušaj me

2136
01:09:23,391 --> 01:09:24,859
i inspiriraj me da radim stvari

2137
01:09:24,893 --> 01:09:26,360
što nikad nisam mislio da ću učiniti.

2138
01:09:26,394 --> 01:09:27,527
Onda da, duboko sam.

2139
01:09:27,562 --> 01:09:29,029
A ti si mi preplitak.

2140
01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:30,297
- Lionel: Sretno u prikupljanju novca

2141
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,465
za tvoje dobročinstvo

2142
01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:32,733
a da ne prodam svoje dupe na aukciji

2143
01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:33,901
i guzice mog prijatelja.

2144
01:09:33,935 --> 01:09:35,069
- Zack: Ne bi,

2145
01:09:35,103 --> 01:09:36,570
ovo je za zajednicu.

2146
01:09:36,604 --> 01:09:37,738
- Lionel: Jebeš zajednicu.

2147
01:09:37,772 --> 01:09:39,740
- Zack: Lionel!

2148
01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:44,078
- Tiffani: Zdravo, zdravo pederi

2149
01:09:44,112 --> 01:09:46,747
i željene osobe.

2150
01:09:46,781 --> 01:09:48,082
Dobrodošli u deseti

2151
01:09:48,116 --> 01:09:50,751
godišnja muška rasprodaja.

2152
01:09:50,785 --> 01:09:51,919
Deseti?

2153
01:09:51,953 --> 01:09:53,087
Nisam mislio

2154
01:09:53,121 --> 01:09:54,588
homoseksualac bi se mogao posvetiti bilo čemu

2155
01:09:54,622 --> 01:09:56,590
tako dugo.

2156
01:09:56,624 --> 01:09:57,925
Ja sam Tiffani,

2157
01:09:57,959 --> 01:10:00,594
tvoj madrac ceremonija.

2158
01:10:00,628 --> 01:10:02,596
- Čovjek: Volim tu drag queen.

2159
01:10:02,964 --> 01:10:05,099
[smijeh]

2160
01:10:05,466 --> 01:10:08,435
- Casey: Zack, žao mi je, ja...

2161
01:10:12,807 --> 01:10:13,774
- Zack: Sada je tvoja prilika

2162
01:10:13,808 --> 01:10:15,042
dokazati da si stvarno ovdje

2163
01:10:15,076 --> 01:10:16,043
za podršku zajednici.

2164
01:10:16,077 --> 01:10:17,044
- Casey: Što?

2165
01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:18,312
- Zack: Lionel i njegovi prijatelji

2166
01:10:18,346 --> 01:10:19,579
ispao iz dražbe

2167
01:10:19,614 --> 01:10:20,580
i trebam te

2168
01:10:20,615 --> 01:10:21,848
i strip majstor ovdje

2169
01:10:21,883 --> 01:10:23,117
da uđeš u svoje bokserice

2170
01:10:23,151 --> 01:10:24,385
i daj da te prodam.

2171
01:10:24,419 --> 01:10:26,153
- Casey: Skinuti majicu na pozornici?

2172
01:10:26,187 --> 01:10:27,154
Zack, žao mi je...

2173
01:10:27,188 --> 01:10:28,422
- Zack: Ovo je važnije

2174
01:10:28,456 --> 01:10:29,423
nego tko god

2175
01:10:29,457 --> 01:10:30,424
s kojim spavaš

2176
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:31,425
ili laganje.

2177
01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:32,426
Ovaj novac pomaže uzdržavanju

2178
01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:33,427
Matthew Shepard

2179
01:10:33,461 --> 01:10:34,428
Program za mlade,

2180
01:10:34,462 --> 01:10:35,429
Matthew Shepard

2181
01:10:35,463 --> 01:10:36,430
čitaonica,

2182
01:10:36,464 --> 01:10:37,431
hotline Matthewa Sheparda

2183
01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:38,432
i Matthew Shepard

2184
01:10:38,466 --> 01:10:40,434
tim za sinkronizirano plivanje beskućnika.

2185
01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:43,437
- Tiffani: Dobro,

2186
01:10:43,471 --> 01:10:44,771
napokon da dobijemo

2187
01:10:44,806 --> 01:10:47,774
prostituiranju.

2188
01:10:47,809 --> 01:10:50,277
Aukcija.

2189
01:10:50,312 --> 01:10:52,779
Izvadite meso.

2190
01:10:52,814 --> 01:10:54,514
Za naš prvi stud

2191
01:10:54,549 --> 01:10:58,185
imamo Lionela!

2192
01:11:02,890 --> 01:11:05,192
Casey!

2193
01:11:05,226 --> 01:11:06,360
- Helen: Vau, Casey!

2194
01:11:06,394 --> 01:11:07,861
Samo naprijed dečko!

2195
01:11:07,895 --> 01:11:09,029
- Tiffani: Pogledaj njegovu

2196
01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:12,699
napetih mišića i seksi...

2197
01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:13,867
žao mi je

2198
01:11:13,901 --> 01:11:15,135
ovo je bilo za tipa

2199
01:11:15,170 --> 01:11:17,271
trebali smo imati.

2200
01:11:18,974 --> 01:11:23,944
Pogledajte njegovu... osobnost.

2201
01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:26,113
Casey je izvan grada

2202
01:11:26,147 --> 01:11:27,281
koji uživa

2203
01:11:27,315 --> 01:11:29,283
krstarenje online za Zacka,

2204
01:11:29,317 --> 01:11:30,617
govorimo o Zacku,

2205
01:11:30,651 --> 01:11:33,787
i radi u salonu Nail Me.

2206
01:11:33,821 --> 01:11:34,955
Nalazi se na adresi

2207
01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:36,457
4255 Hawthorne Lane,

2208
01:11:36,491 --> 01:11:38,459
nazvati za dogovor.

2209
01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:41,128
Skini majicu!

2210
01:11:41,162 --> 01:11:44,631
Ok, sad razgovaramo.

2211
01:11:44,665 --> 01:11:46,367
Jeste li ikada vidjeli

2212
01:11:46,401 --> 01:11:50,371
tako bijelo meso.

2213
01:11:50,405 --> 01:11:51,538
Ok, idemo

2214
01:11:51,572 --> 01:11:52,706
počelo je nadmetanje.

2215
01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:53,874
Tko će biti prvi?

2216
01:11:53,908 --> 01:11:55,042
50 dolara,

2217
01:11:55,076 --> 01:11:56,543
dobili smo ponudu od 50 dolara,

2218
01:11:56,577 --> 01:11:57,711
tko će mi dati

2219
01:11:57,745 --> 01:12:00,047
ponudu od 50 dolara?

2220
01:12:00,081 --> 01:12:01,215
- Čovjek 1: 10 dolara!

2221
01:12:01,249 --> 01:12:02,483
- Tiffani: Licitiranje počinje od 50,

2222
01:12:02,517 --> 01:12:03,650
kučke.

2223
01:12:03,684 --> 01:12:04,651
- Čovjek 2:11!

2224
01:12:04,685 --> 01:12:05,919
- Tiffani: Skini hlače.

2225
01:12:05,953 --> 01:12:06,920
- Casey: Što?

2226
01:12:06,954 --> 01:12:08,922
- Tiffani: Ovdje smo očajni.

2227
01:12:08,956 --> 01:12:10,090
I dok se

2228
01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:11,091
skidaš se

2229
01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:12,259
tvojoj lijepoj

2230
01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:13,427
Andrew Christian gaćice,

2231
01:12:13,461 --> 01:12:14,694
zašto nam ne kažeš

2232
01:12:14,729 --> 01:12:17,864
što program Matthew Sh'PARD

2233
01:12:17,899 --> 01:12:19,166
u središtu

2234
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,668
znači za vas.

2235
01:12:36,051 --> 01:12:37,518
- Casey: Mislio sam

2236
01:12:37,552 --> 01:12:39,019
centar se nije odnosio na mene

2237
01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:40,187
uopće.

2238
01:12:40,221 --> 01:12:41,522
Mislio sam da jest

2239
01:12:41,556 --> 01:12:43,524
samo hrpa staraca

2240
01:12:43,558 --> 01:12:46,360
želeći skinuti svoje stijene.

2241
01:12:46,394 --> 01:12:48,362
Ali prijatelj

2242
01:12:48,396 --> 01:12:50,197
prisilio me da ovdje volontiram

2243
01:12:50,231 --> 01:12:51,365
gdje sam upoznao

2244
01:12:51,399 --> 01:12:54,535
jedan od ovih staraca

2245
01:12:54,569 --> 01:12:58,038
licem u lice.

2246
01:12:58,073 --> 01:13:00,707
Čovječe, nisam li bio u pravu.

2247
01:13:00,741 --> 01:13:02,543
Bio je brižna osoba,

2248
01:13:02,577 --> 01:13:03,710
ispraznivši novčanik

2249
01:13:03,744 --> 01:13:04,878
i razbiti mu guzicu

2250
01:13:04,912 --> 01:13:06,046
da se uvjerim

2251
01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:07,214
da me ljudi vole

2252
01:13:07,248 --> 01:13:08,382
ne moraš ići

2253
01:13:08,416 --> 01:13:09,550
kroz sranje

2254
01:13:09,584 --> 01:13:11,051
da su ljudi poput njega morali.

2255
01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:12,219
A on je samo

2256
01:13:12,253 --> 01:13:13,987
jedan od desetaka ljudi ovdje

2257
01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,155
pokušavajući pomoći

2258
01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:18,658
tisuće djece poput mene.

2259
01:13:18,693 --> 01:13:20,160
Počeo sam ovo ljeto

2260
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:23,330
osjećaj zavađenosti

2261
01:13:23,364 --> 01:13:25,165
sa gay zajednicom

2262
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,502
ali sada

2263
01:13:28,536 --> 01:13:30,003
Gledam vaša lica

2264
01:13:30,037 --> 01:13:33,507
i vidim prijatelja

2265
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:34,674
tko će išta učiniti

2266
01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:35,842
zaštititi narod

2267
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:37,511
blizu nje.

2268
01:13:37,545 --> 01:13:38,678
Primjer za mene

2269
01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:41,348
težiti.

2270
01:13:41,382 --> 01:13:44,851
Kučka kad ti treba.

2271
01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:46,186
obitelj

2272
01:13:46,221 --> 01:13:47,687
to vam neće dopustiti da ne uspijete

2273
01:13:47,722 --> 01:13:48,855
čak i kad jesi

2274
01:13:48,889 --> 01:13:51,858
već odustao od sebe.

2275
01:13:51,892 --> 01:13:53,026
I vođa,

2276
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,294
koji može promijeniti način

2277
01:13:54,329 --> 01:13:55,462
vidimo se

2278
01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:56,630
i nauči nas

2279
01:13:56,664 --> 01:13:57,797
o stvarima

2280
01:13:57,832 --> 01:13:59,533
to je stvarno važno.

2281
01:14:01,068 --> 01:14:03,870
I ne mogu biti ponosniji

2282
01:14:03,904 --> 01:14:05,372
biti dio ovoga.

2283
01:14:05,406 --> 01:14:06,540
- Čovjek 1: 100 dolara.

2284
01:14:06,574 --> 01:14:08,041
- Čovjek 2: 200 dolara.

2285
01:14:08,075 --> 01:14:10,043
- Čovjek 3: 500 dolara.

2286
01:14:11,078 --> 01:14:12,379
- Tiffani: Ovo je

2287
01:14:12,413 --> 01:14:15,715
neočekivano iznenađenje.

2288
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,717
500 dolara,

2289
01:14:17,752 --> 01:14:19,219
imamo ponudu od 500 dolara,

2290
01:14:19,254 --> 01:14:21,221
tko će mi dati 600?

2291
01:14:21,256 --> 01:14:24,224
- Zack: 3200 dolara.

2292
01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:26,560
- Tiffani: Što?

2293
01:14:27,595 --> 01:14:31,064
- Zack: 3200 dolara.

2294
01:14:31,098 --> 01:14:32,566
- Tiffani: Da ne budem nepristojna

2295
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,733
ili bilo što osim,

2296
01:14:33,768 --> 01:14:34,901
kučko, imaš li

2297
01:14:34,935 --> 01:14:36,069
toliki novac?

2298
01:14:36,103 --> 01:14:37,404
- Casey: To je tvoj italijanski novac.

2299
01:14:37,438 --> 01:14:39,406
- Zack: Ne trebam ići u Italiju

2300
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,074
za romantiku.

2301
01:14:41,108 --> 01:14:43,410
- Tiffani: Prodano!

2302
01:14:43,778 --> 01:14:55,088
[plješće]

2303
01:14:55,790 --> 01:14:57,924
- Helen: Pogledaj taj slatki osmijeh,

2304
01:14:57,958 --> 01:15:01,094
ti si dragocjen.

2305
01:15:01,128 --> 01:15:02,929
- Zack: Ryan1989,

2306
01:15:02,963 --> 01:15:04,097
mnogo si zgodniji

2307
01:15:04,131 --> 01:15:05,265
nego tvoja slika.

2308
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:08,268
- Casey: Tako mi je drago što sam te uhodila.

2309
01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:23,783


2310
01:15:24,151 --> 01:15:25,385
- Tiffani: Nije tako vruće

2311
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:26,553
bez tvog kurca

2312
01:15:26,588 --> 01:15:28,021
u sredini.