1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,844 ELLIOT: Hello, friend. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,446 "Hello, friend?" That's lame. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,761 Maybe I should give you a name. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,366 But that's a slippery slope. You're only in my head. 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,283 We have to remember that. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,006 Shit. 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,124 It's actually happened. I'm talking to an imaginary person. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,411 What I'm about to tell you is top secret. 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,801 A conspiracy bigger than all of us. 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,965 There's a powerful group of people out there that are secretly running the world. 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,448 I'm talking about the guys no one knows about. 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,409 The guys that are invisible. 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,608 The top one percent of the top one percent. 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,047 The guys that play God without permission. 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,768 And now I think they're following me. 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,643 This is about last night. 17 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,961 I should've gone to Angela's birthday party. 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,444 Instead, I went to... 19 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,685 WOMAN: Hey, Ron. 20 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,891 There you are. 21 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,529 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-) 23 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,280 (EXHALES) 24 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,206 You're Ron? 25 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,291 But... 26 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,203 Your real name is Rohit D'Temeta. 27 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,282 You changed it to Ron when you bought your first 28 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,125 Ron's Coffee shop six years ago. 29 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,727 Now, you got 17 of 'em with eight more coming next quarter. 30 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,929 May I help you with something? 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,163 I like coming here, 'cause your Wi-Fi was fast. 32 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,961 I mean, you're one of the few spots that has a fiber connection with gigabit speed. 33 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,286 It's good. 34 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,010 I mean, it was so good, it scratched that part of my mind. 35 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,605 The part that... 36 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,331 ...doesn't allow good to exist without condition. 37 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,961 So, I started intercepting all the traffic on your network. 38 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,362 That's when I noticed something strange. 39 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,489 That's when I decided to hack you. 40 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,164 - Hack... - I know you run a website called Plato's Boys. 41 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,287 Pardon me? 42 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,091 You're using Tor networking to keep the servers anonymous. 43 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,561 You made it really hard for anyone to see it. 44 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,641 But I saw it. 45 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,326 The onion routing protocol, it's not as anonymous as you think it is. 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,166 Whoever's in control of the exit nodes is also in control of the traffic, 47 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,526 which makes me... 48 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,130 ...the one in control. 49 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,603 - I must ask you to kindly leave, please. - I own everything. 50 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,490 All your emails. All your files. 51 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,289 All your pics. 52 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,204 (SEETHING) Get out of here, right now, or I'll call the... 53 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,281 Police? 54 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,728 I mean, you want them to find out about the hundred terabytes of child pornography 55 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,201 you serve to your 400,000 users? 56 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,769 Personally, man, 57 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:37,050 I was hoping it was just gonna be some BDSM stuff. 58 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,771 You realize how much simpler that would've been? 59 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,728 (TREMBLING) I did not hurt anyone. 60 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,285 I never did. 61 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,521 That's my... personal life. 62 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,209 I understand what it's like 63 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,691 to be different. 64 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,326 I'm very different, too. 65 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,644 I mean, I don’t jerk off to little kids, but... 66 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,282 I don't know how to talk to people. 67 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,004 My dad was the only one I could talk to. 68 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,881 But he died. 69 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,085 I'm sorry to hear that. 70 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,528 How did he pass, may I ask? 71 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,201 Leukemia. 72 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,967 Yeah, he definitely got it from 73 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,283 radiation at the company he worked at, though I couldn't prove it. 74 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,851 Now, he's dead. 75 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,044 Company's fine, though. 76 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,761 (WHIMPERS) Oh, hey... 77 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,809 It's okay, Rohit. 78 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,088 You don't have to worry anymore. 79 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,520 I don't understand. 80 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,924 (SEETHING) Are you blackmailing me? 81 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,569 So that's what this is about? Money? 82 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,202 That's all you care about, hmm? 83 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,847 No. 84 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,641 If I pay you now, you'll want more and more. 85 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,245 No matter how much I give. 86 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,731 (TREMBLING) 87 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,080 You will inform the police anyway. 88 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,764 I won't pay you, sir. 89 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,923 Remember, you also broke the law. 90 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,844 Actually, you're right. 91 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,847 Partly. 92 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,885 See, I usually do this kind of thing from my computer, 93 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,043 but this time I wanted to do it AFK. 94 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,167 In person. 95 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,531 I'm trying to work on my social anxiety. 96 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,683 But there's always the threat of you fleeing after I call you out. 97 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:08,522 You know, you tell your sysadmin to take your servers down, wipe all the data. 98 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,045 So... 99 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:15,206 I made sure to include the current time and location on my anonymous tip. 100 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,011 Wait, hold on. I'll give you the money. I'll pay you. 101 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,090 How much do you want? I'll pay you. (SIREN WAILING) 102 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,447 That's the part you were wrong about, Rohit. 103 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,129 I don't give a shit about money. 104 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,804 ELLIOT: Now, I'm being followed. 105 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,642 The higher-ups don't like someone with my powers. 106 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,890 In three short minutes, I destroyed a man's business, life, existence. 107 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,644 I deleted him. MAN: Hey! 108 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,126 Hey, you! 109 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,247 Hey, kiddo. 110 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,171 MAN: What's happening? 111 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,002 Exciting time in the world right now. 112 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,840 Exciting time. 113 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,882 ELLIOT: But I'm only a vigilante hacker by night. 114 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,804 By day, just a regular cyber-security engineer. 115 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,809 Employee number ER-280652. 116 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,965 GIDEON: Elliot? 117 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,246 In here. 118 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,410 - What's up? - Yo. 119 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,890 GIDEON: I do. It's not about the... ANGELA: All Of the... 120 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,207 I can... Yeah, I can totally... (GIDEON GROANS) 121 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,327 I can totally handle it. 122 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,482 Look, they were hacked again last night. 123 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,000 - Gideon... ELLIOT: That's my childhood friend, Angela. 124 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,082 She can be a bit high-strung sometimes. 125 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,162 But, trust me, she's one of the good ones. 126 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,767 What am I looking at? Is this the log file? This was a RUDY attack. 127 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,768 - This is awesome. - Gideon, will you please answer me? 128 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,046 Awesome? You think this is awesome? 129 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,451 This is killing us, Elliot. 130 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,006 (SHOUTING) Gideon, I'm not leaving... - Angela! 131 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,526 Let's just see how this meeting goes today. 132 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,001 I mean, their... Their networks are getting attacked every week. 133 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,809 Who knows if they'll still even be a client. 134 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,000 - They're coming in? - Yeah. 135 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,929 What did we say about the dress code? 136 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,844 All right, now, look over those logs and be ready, 137 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,689 this afternoon, in case they have any questions. 138 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,761 Okay? 139 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,400 (SOFTLY) Okay. 140 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,286 ELLIOT: Did you start smoking again? 141 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,203 Did you not get my texts last night? 142 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,328 I sent you exactly 13 of them. 143 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,209 Yeah, sorry. I couldn't make it. 144 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,008 You promised me that you were gonna try this time. 145 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,168 (ELECTROPOP MUSIC PLAYING) 146 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,968 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 147 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,851 Stop thinking about something else when I'm talking to you. 148 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,446 I hate when you do that. 149 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,646 Sorry. 150 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,524 I was... thinking about work. (SIGHS) 151 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,489 Maybe that's why Gideon loves you so much. 152 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,086 He thanks me all the time for bringing you in. 153 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,130 But, for some reason, I think you secretly hate it here. 154 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,927 ELLIOT: She was right. 155 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,889 I like most of the people, but our business, 156 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,645 a cyber-security firm that protects corporations, 157 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,882 I can't think of anything I hate more. 158 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,485 No, I love it here. 159 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,365 (BOTH LAUGH) 160 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,326 I'm sorry. 161 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,849 I'm just in a bad mood. 162 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,331 I'm late on my last two student loan payments. 163 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,402 And I can't get Gideon to give me a raise. 164 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,808 - Hey. - Hi. 165 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,205 Yo, buddy. 166 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,605 - Missed you last night. Where were you? - Gotta go. 167 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,170 Big meeting today. 168 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,608 Did you find out what happened? 169 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,085 Yeah. He said he was working. 170 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,128 Ugh, come on. You gotta talk to him. 171 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,645 We're gonna be late for the staff meeting. 172 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,564 He can't stand me. And you know why. 173 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,165 Angela, 174 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,447 I can't have that kind of negativity in my life. 175 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,760 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 176 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,569 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 177 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,481 (KISSES) 178 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,566 KRISTA: What are you thinking about? 179 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,841 Nothing. 180 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,683 You wanna know what I'm thinking about? 181 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,049 The first time you came to me. 182 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,843 ELLIOT: I didn't exactly come to Krista. 183 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,490 I was forced here. But I do like her. 184 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,164 Hacking her was simple. 185 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,686 Her password? Dylan_2791. 186 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,162 Favorite artist and the year in which she was born, backwards. 187 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,687 Though she's a psychologist, she's really bad at reading people. 188 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,366 But I'm good at reading people. My secret? 189 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,442 I look for the worst in them. 190 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,002 I know she went through a divorce four years ago. 191 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,290 I know she was devastated by it and has been dating losers on eHarmony ever since. 192 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,764 Her most recent foray? Michael Hansen. 193 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,480 I searched for him online, but nothing came up. 194 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,449 No LinkedIn, no Facebook. Nothing. 195 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,329 Something about him bugs me. 196 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,164 Scratching that part of my mind again. 197 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,368 But I'll hack him soon enough. I always do. 198 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,089 I know you're not yelling like before, which is good, 199 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,288 but I can tell you're still holding on to it. 200 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,727 And we need to work on your anger issues, Elliot. 201 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,245 You're angry at everyone. 202 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,846 At society... ELLIOT: F... society. 203 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,809 I know you have a lot to be angry about, 204 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,723 but keeping it to yourself and staying quiet, 205 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,882 like you're doing, it's not going to help you. 206 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,051 There's pain underneath. 207 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,003 That's where our work needs to go. 208 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,043 What is it about society that disappoints you so much? 209 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,885 Oh, I don't know. 210 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,924 Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, 211 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,322 even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? 212 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,602 Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. 213 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,001 The world itself's just one big hoax. 214 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,241 Spamming each other with our burning commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight. 215 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,843 Our social media faking as intimacy. 216 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,608 Or is it that we voted for this? 217 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,847 Not with our rigged elections, but with our things. 218 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,530 Our property. Our money. 219 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,611 I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this. 220 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,126 Not because Hunger Games books makes us happy. 221 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,289 But because we wanna be sedated. 222 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,406 Because it's painful not to pretend. Because we're cowards. 223 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,566 F... society. KRISTA: (DISTORTED) Elliot. 224 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,766 Elliot, you're not saying anything. 225 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,611 What's wrong? 226 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,405 Nothing. 227 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,729 Don't be frustrated. 228 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,646 Why shouldn't I be? 229 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,890 You're different than most. 230 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,410 You at least try. 231 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,403 You at least understand. 232 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,521 Understand what? 233 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,843 What it's like to feel alone. 234 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,371 You understand the pain. 235 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,330 You wanna protect people from it. 236 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,564 You wanna protect me from it. 237 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,009 I respect that about you. 238 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,727 Why do you think I know what it's like to feel alone? 239 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,283 Shit. From her emails. 240 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,521 Elliot? 241 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,360 I don't know. 242 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,370 Let's talk about last night. 243 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,923 Did you go to Angela's birthday party? 244 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,089 ELLIOT: Yeah. It was nice. 245 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:33,205 KRISTA: Did you try to talk to anyone? ELLIOT: Sure. 246 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,324 I got a girl's number. 247 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,521 - You did? ELLIOT: (LAUGHS) She's cute. 248 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,804 She likes The Hunger Games. 249 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,484 You're hiding again, Elliot. 250 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,411 When you hide, your delusions come back. 251 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,644 It's a slippery slope. 252 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,965 Let's talk about the men in black you've been seeing. 253 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,451 Are they still there? 254 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,445 No, they're... 255 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,851 I told you, they're gone. 256 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,961 The meds you gave me are working. 257 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,361 Yo, man. 258 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,005 Do you wanna, uh... 259 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,846 You wanna do lunch today? 260 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,761 Uh, yeah. 261 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,604 - I got other... - Plans, right. 262 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,651 That's what you said the last three times I asked you, uh... 263 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:36,284 Look, bud, you and Angela have been close for a long time. 264 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,251 And that's even more reason why I want us to be on good terms. 265 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,208 (STAMMERS) I just... I feel like things have been awkward between us. 266 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,361 Don't you? 267 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,801 I'm okay with it being awkward between us. 268 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,120 (LAUGHS) 269 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,761 Um, yeah, I'm... I'm not okay with that. 270 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,887 Um... 271 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,601 Look, man, I love Angela and I want us to... 272 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,684 To get along, for her sake. 273 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,286 I mean, that's, that's what I'm kinda... That's what I'm here for. 274 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,805 I just, I... 275 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,484 I don't normally do stuff like this. 276 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,244 ELLIOT: Am I crazy not to like this guy? 277 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,362 Among some of his Facebook likes are 278 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,283 George W. Bush's decision points, 279 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,727 Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, 280 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,320 - and the music of Josh Groban... (OLLIE DRONING ON) 281 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,131 Must I really justify myself any further? 282 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,440 Working on that shit, you know? 283 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,165 ELLIOT: His was the easiest to hack. 284 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,402 Password was 123456Seven. 285 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,323 I witnessed his first "I love you" with Angela over GChat. 286 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,086 Then I witnessed the first Of many infidelities with Stella B. 287 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,970 OLLIE: I've never done anything like this before... 288 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,611 ELLIOT: I've thought about telling Angela but she has shitty taste in men 289 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,490 and I'm not quite ready to see what comes after this just yet. 290 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,289 You like music. I like music. 291 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,845 Maroon 5? 292 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,400 ELLIOT: Plus, I can manage Ollie easier than the others. 293 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,970 For now, anyway. 294 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,371 And that's all I mean. (SIGHING) 295 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,771 I just want you to know that. 296 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,645 I like you, bro. 297 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,166 And I want you to like me, too. 298 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,526 I understand. 299 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,441 I'll try harder. 300 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,930 That's cool, man. 301 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,287 Hey, whenever you're ready, I'd love to just... 302 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,401 ...chill. 303 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,330 Oh, forgot about your... no touching thing. 304 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,044 ELLIOT: Truth is, I shouldn't hate Ollie. He's not that bad a guy. 305 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,724 He's too dumb to be bad. 306 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,451 In fact, when I think about the really bad people... 307 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,963 E Corp, the largest conglomerate in the world. 308 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,482 They're so big, they're literally everywhere. 309 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,802 A perfect monster of modern society. 310 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,802 The "E" might as well stand for "Evil." 311 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,611 WOMAN: (ON TV) ...electronics and all of life's necessities... 312 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,251 ELLIOT: In fact, after a thorough, intensive self-reprogramming, 313 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,529 that's all my mind hears, sees, or reads when they pop up in my world. 314 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,202 WOMAN: (ON TV) Together, we can change the world... 315 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,049 ...with E Corp. ELLIOT: Evil Corp. 316 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,251 Krista would have a shit fit if she knew I did that. 317 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,881 But that's what they are, a conglomerate of evil. 318 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,600 And now I have to help them. 319 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,570 There are six on-site engineers on your account. 320 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,206 - Plus a few off-site. ELLIOT: There he is. Terry Colby, the CTO. 321 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,606 GIDEON: I know it looks a little... complicated. 322 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,330 ELLIOT: Even though he's the head technology guy 323 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,767 at one of the biggest companies in the world, he owns a BlackBerry. 324 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,808 (GIDEON TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 325 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,481 GIDEON: So, this is it, right here. 326 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,881 ELLIOT: It also looks like he doesn't see a terminal very often. 327 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,243 He's not a techie. He's a moron. 328 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,690 An arrogant moron. 329 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,444 The worst kind. 330 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,966 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 331 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,325 Oh, hi. 332 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,688 Tyrell Wellick, Senior Vice President, Technology. 333 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,201 Elliot. 334 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,006 Just a tech. 335 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,884 Don't be so humble. 336 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,482 You know, I started out exactly where you are, and... 337 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,847 To be honest, you know, my heart is still there. 338 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,368 So I see you're running Gnome. 339 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,450 You know, I'm actually on KDE myself. 340 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,127 I know this desktop environment is supposed to be better, but... 341 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,486 You know what they say, 342 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,608 old habits, they die hard. 343 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,565 ELLIOT: An executive running Linux? 344 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,489 But, that... - Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 345 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,085 I'm an executive. 346 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,322 I mean, why am I even running Linux? 347 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,049 Again, old habits. 348 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,009 It's gonna be fun working with you. 349 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,163 I should join the rest of the group. 350 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,410 Bonsoir, Elliot. 351 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,646 ELLIOT: Sometimes I dream of saving the world. 352 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,091 Saving everyone from the invisible hand. 353 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,371 The one that brands us with an employee badge. 354 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,681 The one that forces us to work for them. 355 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,524 The one that controls us every day without us knowing it. 356 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,245 But I can't stop it. 357 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,124 I'm not that special. 358 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,725 I'm just anonymous. 359 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,926 (KEYS JINGLE) 360 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,161 I'm just alone. 361 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,641 If it weren't for Qwerty, I'd be completely empty. 362 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,521 (INAUDIBLE) 363 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,806 ELLIOT: I hate when I can't hold in my loneliness. 364 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,483 This crying's been happening too often. Every other week now. 365 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,320 What do normal people do when they get this sad? 366 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,367 They reach out to friends or family, I think. 367 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,606 That's not an option. 368 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,406 I do morphine. 369 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,051 The key to doing morphine without turning into a junkie 370 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,521 is to limit yourself to 30 milligrams a day. 371 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,931 (SNIFFING) Anything more just builds up your tolerance. 372 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,241 I check every pill I get for purity. 373 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,451 I have eight milligrams Suboxone, for maintenance, 374 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,124 in case I go through withdrawal. 375 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,601 Shit. I'm out again. 376 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,241 (DOOR SHUTS) 377 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,881 ELLIOT: How much? 378 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,645 On the house. 379 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,611 No, Shayla. 380 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,445 Not doing that, okay? 381 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,723 This is just a regular drug deal, like it always is. 382 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,926 Fine. 383 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,286 Oh, yeah, so what are you up to tonight? 384 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,961 'Cause I tried to post something on your Facebook and couldn't find you. 385 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,690 I'm not on Facebook. 386 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,886 What? Why not? 387 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,085 'Cause I hate Facebook. 388 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,651 That's crazy. 389 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,643 Well, you wanna do these together, then? 390 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,850 Pure Molly. 391 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,206 (EXHALES) 392 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,724 Don't ever make decisions when you're on morphine. 393 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,085 (PHONE VIBRATING) 394 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,610 Instagram check-in for Krista at Pierre Loti. 395 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,650 Okay, Michael Hansen. Time to find out who you really are. 396 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,125 (INDISTINCT) 397 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,321 (PHONE RINGING) 398 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,481 Taxi! 399 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,889 Uh, hi. I just left my keys in one of your cabs. 400 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,885 56Y2. 401 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,007 Sure. 402 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,208 MAN: How 'bout you two? Huh? 403 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,322 You guys got any spare change? 404 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,643 Help me out? Homes are expensive, guys. Come on. 405 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,371 306, Hawthorne. Thank you. Thank you. 406 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,123 MICHAEL: Come on, asshole. Piss already. 407 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,850 - I mean, come on. Come on! (DOG WHIMPERING) 408 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,570 - Will ya... Will ya go? (DOG SQUEALING) 409 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,608 ELLIOT: Hey! - Go! Go, will ya? 410 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,761 - Hey. - Come on. 411 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,490 Can I borrow your phone? 412 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,403 Mine's dead. I need to call my mom. 413 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,767 Thank you. 414 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,045 (PHONE RINGING) 415 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,808 (PHONE VIBRATING) 416 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,445 No answer. Thanks, anyway. 417 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,445 (DOG WHIMPERS) 418 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,282 (PHONE VIBRATING) 419 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,450 Angela, is everything okay? 420 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,765 I need you to come to Allsafe. 421 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,365 You're there? It's 3:00 in the morning. 422 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,408 ANGELA: They attacked Evil Corp 's servers again. 423 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,960 But it's bad this time. It's a DDoS attack. 424 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,811 ELLIOT: Did you call Lloyd? He's on call. 425 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,803 Yeah, he's here. (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 426 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,370 Is he talking to their tech department? 427 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,522 He's online with them, but so far, nothing. 428 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,122 (QUIETLY) I don't think that Lloyd can handle this. 429 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,164 Look, Gideon just put me on this account. 430 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,641 I can't screw up in my first week. I need you. 431 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,487 Please? 432 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,721 I'll be right there. 433 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,926 ANGELA: (SIGHS) Finally. 434 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,650 Calm down. It's only been an hour. 435 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,210 Yeah, well an hour in Evil Corp's time 436 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,443 is like $13,000,000 in revenue, approximately. 437 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,931 Actually, I calculated that. 438 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,525 That's exactly how much they lost. 439 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,805 Don't worry, I got you. 440 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,400 Lloyd, what's up? 441 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,090 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) Lloyd? 442 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,287 Elliot. This is bad. 443 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,210 Worst DDoS attack I've ever seen. 444 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,890 ELLIOT: Did you reconfigure the DNS? 445 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,927 LLOYD: Yes. 446 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,843 Stop the services. I already stopped the services. 447 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,287 I tried to reboot the servers, but they're not coming back up. 448 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,728 Dude, someone is straight up finger-blasting our entire network right now. 449 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,406 (PHONE VIBRATES) 450 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,883 They just started reporting on the outage. 451 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,970 ELLIOT: Shit. This is worse than I thought. They're in the network. 452 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,166 GIDEON: What's the status update? 453 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,648 You see, I thought we set up security protocols so that this doesn't happen. 454 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,881 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 455 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,162 Where's the attack coming from? ELLIOT: Everywhere, obviously. 456 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,480 USA, Finland, Thailand, Kuwait... 457 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,564 Start restarting the services, load sharing, redirect the traffic. 458 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,721 And call Prolexic for help. 459 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,801 Wait. What? 460 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,649 I don't think this is just a DDoS attack. 461 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,360 I think they got a rootkit sitting inside the servers. 462 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,001 What's a rootkit? 463 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,890 It's like a crazy serial rapist with a very big dick! 464 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,121 Jesus, Lloyd! 465 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,366 Sorry, it's a malicious code that completely takes over their system. 466 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,330 (STAMMERING) It could delete system files, install programs, 467 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,607 - viruses, worms... - How do we stop it? 468 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,610 That's the thing, it's fundamentally invisible. 469 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,842 You can't stop it. All of their servers are timing out. 470 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,365 None of them are coming back up. 471 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,363 Yeah. This means every time we restart a server 472 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,046 the virus replicates itself during boot-up, then crashes the host. 473 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,525 How are we supposed to bring up the network 474 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,125 if we can't restart the servers? 475 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,487 We can't. 476 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,531 Which is what they wanted. 477 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,731 By defending ourselves, we ended up spreading the virus everywhere. 478 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,727 Only thing we can do is... We gotta take the whole system offline. 479 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,804 Wipe the infected servers clean, then bring them back up. 480 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,044 - You're coming with me. - Yeah. 481 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,360 GIDEON: Lloyd? (SIGHS) 482 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,681 Tell everybody to start taking everything offline. 483 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,451 LLOYD: On it. GIDEON: Uh, the server farm in Dulles. 484 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,806 We're gonna need the jet. 485 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,006 They're booting the network back up. 486 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,082 Now, you're downloading the logs, right? 487 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,446 - Because we need... - Stop. Tell 'em to stop. 488 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,403 - What? - Don't start the boot sequence. 489 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,324 You guys missed one. There's an infected server up and running. 490 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,162 What's the ETA before it hits this server? 491 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,481 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 492 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,524 ELLIOT: The backup server up and running? 493 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,287 MAN: It's ready, but it's not configured for auto switch. 494 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,011 ELLIOT: We need to redirect the traffic. We need to switch DNS. 495 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,849 You got this. You got this. You got this. 496 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,047 GIDEON: No, this is impossible. You got this. You got this. 497 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,203 GIDEON: It's almost at the bad server. 498 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,246 We still up? 499 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,561 (EXCLAIMS) 500 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,849 We're okay. (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 501 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,247 Yeah. 502 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,802 Hey, I'm gonna take a look at the infected server, okay? 503 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,484 Give me a minute. Yeah. 504 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,528 Uh, I'll meet you at the elevators. 505 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,003 (CLACKING RESUMES) 506 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,924 ELLIOT: They must've left a mark or something. 507 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,162 Every hacker loves attention. 508 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,208 They don't just do DDoS attacks for no reason. 509 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,684 This is it. 510 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,330 "fsociety." 511 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,044 Is that supposed to be a joke? 512 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,404 This was way too easy. They didn't hide it well at all. 513 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,765 This note is for me. 514 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,967 They're telling me to leave it here. 515 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,087 But why? 516 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,007 Doesn't matter. 517 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,523 Time to shut them down. 518 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,044 Why can't I delete it? 519 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,441 I don't want to delete it. I want it to stay. 520 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,965 What's wrong with me? 521 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,646 I'll reconfigure the access to the root directory so only I can use it. 522 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,007 No one will know. 523 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,287 WOMAN: For you, sir. 524 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,290 Did you know that I'm gay? 525 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,481 Uh... 526 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,561 No. 527 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,401 Hmm. 528 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,808 Consider this me coming out to you, then. 529 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,006 Okay? 530 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,161 (CLEARS THROAT) 531 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,208 It's hard, 'cause I don't like to talk about my sex life, 532 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,444 but my partner, he gets very paranoid, he... 533 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,000 Thinks I'm ashamed of... 534 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,449 He wants me to be more public about it. 535 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,726 So... Anyway. 536 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,727 I'm gay. 537 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,848 - Thanks. - Yeah. 538 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,408 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 539 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,168 Hey, man, don't worry about it. 540 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,369 Hackers have a short attention span. 541 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,442 They'll get bored, harass someone else. 542 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,642 Evil Corp is thinking about leaving us. 543 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,162 And I don't know if I can blame 'em. 544 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,643 ELLIOT: They could've called their other security teams. Mmm. 545 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,688 ELLIOT: They called you. 546 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,044 Somebody over there likes us. 547 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,090 (INHALES) But Terry Colby, he's getting the pressure. 548 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,766 And he calls the shots. 549 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,970 Evil Corp is 80% of our business. 550 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,243 If we lose them, that's gonna be it for us. 551 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,890 It's gonna be it... 552 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,090 ...for me. 553 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,768 I feel like I can talk to you. 554 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,444 I mean, more than the others, anyway. 555 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,921 I'm sure, in a weird way, 556 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,606 you'll be happy if we went under. 557 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,607 Aw, come on. (CHUCKLES) 558 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,089 I know you hate wearing those stupid shirts. 559 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,281 Gideon, 560 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,482 I promise I'll find them. 561 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,525 (SIGHS) 562 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,206 ELLIOT: Evil Corp servers should be back up soon enough. 563 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,725 I'll take a look at the .dat file. 564 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,009 I'll ask my IRC contacts about fsociety when I get home. 565 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,969 I've never seen their name on the boards, though. 566 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,611 They gotta be new. But they're good. 567 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,250 (GRUNTS) 568 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,685 Rough night? 569 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,009 I'm getting off here. 570 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,570 I think you should come with me. 571 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,164 But only if you didn't delete it. 572 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,447 If you deleted it, we got nothing to talk about. 573 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,646 Are you talking to me? 574 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,843 MAN: (ON PA) Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 575 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,325 Who are you? 576 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,287 We gotta wait for the Q. 577 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,531 Then what? 578 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,404 Then we're going to Brooklyn. 579 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,244 Out by Coney Island. 580 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,726 Why? 581 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,005 What's there? 582 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,484 (SIGHS) 583 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,484 Obviously, you're gonna ask a lot of questions. 584 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,643 It's weird what you're doing right now. I get it. 585 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,725 But... I can't tell you anything until we get there. 586 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,565 You can't smoke in here. 587 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,049 (EXHALES) 588 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,610 You've been following me. 589 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,166 Why? 590 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,048 What do you want from me? 591 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,764 (SIGHS) 592 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,611 My dad was a petty thief. 593 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,291 Never could hold down a job. So he just robbed. 594 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,284 Convenience stores, shops. Small-time stuff. 595 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,963 One time, he sat me down. He told me something I never forgot. 596 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,805 He said, "Everyone steals. 597 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,121 "That's how it works. 598 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,522 "You think people out there are getting exactly what they deserve? No. 599 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,887 "They're getting paid over or under, 600 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,123 "but someone in the chain always gets bamboozled. 601 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,929 "I steal, son. 602 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,769 "But I don't get caught. 603 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,605 "That's my contract with society. 604 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,365 "Now, if you can catch me stealing, then I'll go to jail. 605 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,767 "But if you can't... 606 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,241 "then I've earned the money." (CHUCKLES) 607 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,851 (SIGHS) I respected that man. 608 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,806 I thought that shit was cool, as a little kid. 609 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,281 A few years after that, they finally caught him. 610 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,560 Sent him to jail. 611 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,326 He dies five years later. My respect goes with him. 612 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,202 I thought he was free doing what he did, but he wasn't. 613 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,644 He was in prison. 614 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,001 Just like you are now, Elliot. 615 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,928 But I'm gonna break you out. 616 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,641 Why would you guys actually meet IRL? 617 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,803 You remember that hacker group, O-Megz? 618 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,521 They got outed by their own leader to the FBI and six hackers went to prison for it. 619 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,840 You know how they got him? 620 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,524 They went on the dude's computer. 621 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,166 Tracked them all down through emails, 622 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:58,050 VPN sessions, chat messages, texts. 623 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,963 One guy, and the whole thing comes down. 624 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,122 That's what's called... Central point of failure. 625 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,531 Right. 626 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,841 Because they refused to meet in person, 627 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,367 they compromised each other every time they sent so much as a smiley face. 628 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,851 The rule here is, 629 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,605 it's done here and only here. 630 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,481 It ends when you walk out that door and begins when you walk in. 631 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,291 Our encryption, is the real world. 632 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,850 How do you talk to each other, then? 633 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,001 We don't. 634 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,129 We come and go. Work on the project when we can. 635 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,530 How do you trust them? 636 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,090 I give 'em an exercise. 637 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,640 If they pass, they join us. 638 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,170 If they fail... DDoS attack last night. 639 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,209 You were testing me. 640 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,244 You said there was a project. 641 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,405 What's the project? 642 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,084 That'll come later. 643 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,889 I just wanted you to see the place. 644 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,490 (ARCADES BEEPING) 645 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,001 There's not much you can do without a CPU. 646 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,328 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 647 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,561 ELLIOT: I'm crazy. 648 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,570 I have to be crazy, because that didn't just happen, right? 649 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,642 This is a delusion. Is this a delusion? 650 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,484 Shit, I'm a schizo. 651 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,561 Have I really lost it this time? No. No. 652 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,926 Last night happened. It was real. 653 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,764 Angela called me. I was at Allsafe. 654 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,604 Evil Corp servers were compromised. 655 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,011 Those are facts, not delusions. 656 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,081 I know. 657 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,363 I know, I know, I realize I'm saying all of this to an imaginary person. 658 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,451 But I created you. 659 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,931 I didn't create this. 660 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,121 Oh. 661 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,363 Thank God, you're here. I was just about to go wait in the Starbucks. 662 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,486 You live in a bad neighborhood. Do you know that? 663 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,289 I do know that. 664 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,044 Do you wanna get high and watch your favorite movie? 665 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,810 (SIGHS) You saved our asses last night. 666 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,121 I thought Gideon was definitely gonna fire me. 667 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,287 Where've you been? 668 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,408 I thought you'd be sleeping. 669 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,966 I... Yeah, I fell asleep on the train. (SNIFFS) 670 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,801 That sounds like such a lie. 671 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,171 But, whatever. 672 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,890 I don't wanna get into that right now. 673 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,883 So, you wanna do this? 674 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,165 I miss Qwerty. 675 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,971 I hope she still loves me. 676 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,646 Okay... 677 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,366 Shit. 678 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,685 She wasn't supposed to be here. 679 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,001 Okay? Give me a minute and I'll get rid of her. 680 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,082 It's okay. Um... 681 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,844 This is great. 682 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,161 Elliot, I'm happy for you. No, it's not like that. 683 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,401 Well, maybe it should be. 684 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,801 You know, it's good that you're... 685 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,968 ...dating. (SIGHS) 686 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,328 Um... Well, see you on Monday. 687 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,401 We can do movie night next time. 688 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,006 I promise. Okay? (SOFTLY) Yeah. 689 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,965 Have fun. 690 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,560 (SIGHS) 691 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,326 (BANGS HEAD) 692 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,246 (SLAMS DOOR) 693 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,408 SHAYLA: Mmm... 694 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,720 Elliot? 695 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,890 (SHAYLA SIGHS) 696 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,770 Oh, shit. Is it Wednesday? 697 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,567 Shayla. I have to move my car. 698 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,890 Shayla, 699 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,001 leave. 700 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,451 (INHALES) Now! 701 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,242 ELLIOT: No mention of Mr. Robot anywhere. 702 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,924 No mention of fsociety. 703 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,490 Not on any of the hacker boards. 704 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,042 Not on IRC, forums, blogs- No one's heard of them. 705 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,245 Property was owned by Fun Society Amusement LLC for 13 years. 706 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,046 Owner was shot and killed a year and a half ago. No owner since. 707 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,970 And the ownership history before that's sparse to non-existent. 708 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,365 This guy's good. 709 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,521 Very good. 710 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,606 Doesn't matter. 711 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,728 Their arcade network's IP is in the .dat file. 712 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,887 That'll be enough to turn them in. 713 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,366 What's your ask, Mr. Robot? 714 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,326 Hey, man. 715 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,560 Where's your boss? 716 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,649 Okay, cut the bullshit. 717 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,927 When are you gonna give us access to the root directory? 718 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,168 What? Dude, come on. 719 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,004 I wrote that rootkit. 720 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,686 I still have to put Colby's IP in the .dat file. 721 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,521 (SCOFFS) 722 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,366 Dickhead. 723 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,246 Elliot! Good news. 724 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,124 Scored the last bag of Twinkies from Gristedes. 725 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,247 You want one? 726 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,285 She just called me a dickhead. 727 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,809 Yeah, that's Darlene. 728 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,610 Hey, you like Ferris wheels? 729 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,048 MR. ROBOT: Ah, it's beautiful. 730 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,600 It gets better the higher up you go, you know. 731 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,889 (SIGHS) I love it up here. 732 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,961 You like it? 733 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,290 I'm here to tell you I'm turning you in. 734 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,566 I'm giving them all the information... 735 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,404 Let me tell you why you're really here. 736 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,130 You're here because you sense something wrong with the world. 737 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,723 Something you can't explain. 738 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,486 But, you know it controls you and everyone you care about 739 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,165 What are you talking about? 740 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,086 Money. 741 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,607 Money hasn't been real since we got off the gold standard. 742 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,250 It's become virtual. 743 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,529 Software, the operating system of our world. 744 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,723 And, Elliot, we are on the verge 745 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,007 of taking down this virtual reality. 746 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,405 (CABIN RUMBLING) 747 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,811 Think about it. 748 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,406 What if you could take down one conglomerate? 749 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,683 A conglomerate so deeply entrenched 750 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,046 in the world's economy 751 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,724 that "too big to fail" doesn't even come close to describing it? 752 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,530 You wanna create another financial meltdown like the one we just had, 753 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,125 but way worse. 754 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,328 Yeah, why would I want that? 755 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,526 Everyone would lose their money. 756 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,568 What if I told you that this conglomerate 757 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,884 just so happens to own 70% of the global consumer credit industry, huh? 758 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,964 If we hit their data center just right 759 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,328 we could systematically format all the servers, including backup. 760 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,370 That would erase... All the debt we owe them. 761 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,129 Every record of every credit card, loan, and mortgage would be wiped clean. 762 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,966 It'd be impossible to reinforce outdated paper records. 763 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,246 It'd all be gone. 764 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,850 The single, biggest incident 765 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,649 of wealth redistribution 766 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,881 in history. 767 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,324 Evil Corp. The conglomerate. 768 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,205 That's why you picked me. 769 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,921 'Cause I work at Allsafe. Tomorrow... 770 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,446 Allsafe is gonna get a visit from the FBI 771 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,249 and the US Cyber Command. 772 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,691 You... 773 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,807 ...are gonna modify the .dat file, 774 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,568 and put Colby's terminal IP address in there. 775 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,005 Terry Colby. 776 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,765 You're gonna frame him? No one's gonna believe that. 777 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,289 I met him. He's a moron. 778 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,126 So are the FBI. 779 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,083 Even if they don't believe he did it, 780 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,646 they'll believe he gave someone access to it. 781 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,121 And he'll just go to jail. What good'll that do? 782 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,968 You don't take down a conglomerate by shooting them in the heart. 783 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,565 That's the thing about conglomerates, 784 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,005 they don't have hearts. 785 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,489 You take 'em down limb by limb. 786 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,805 And as they unravel, 787 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,087 their illusion of control unravels. 788 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,207 Who are you? 789 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,848 That'll come later. Right now... 790 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,370 You have a lot to think about. 791 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,525 You have to change this .dat file, okay? 792 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,523 But put Colby's IP in there. 793 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,761 You do that, 794 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,929 you'll have set in motion the largest revolution the world will ever see. 795 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,128 (BALLAD PLAYING) 796 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,168 If you go away 797 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,282 On this summer day 798 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,364 Then you might as well take the sun away 799 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,166 All the birds that flew in a summer sky 800 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,881 When our love was new and our hearts were high 801 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,361 When the day was young 802 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,204 And the night was long 803 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,402 And the moon stood still for the night bird's song 804 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,888 If you go away 805 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,965 If you go away 806 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,364 If you go away 807 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,491 But if you stay 808 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,887 Then I'll make you a day 809 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,531 Like no day's been 810 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,727 Or will be again 811 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,565 We'll sail on the sun 812 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,484 We'll ride on the rain 813 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,801 We'll talk to the trees 814 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,842 That worship the wind 815 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:51,528 And if you go, I'll understand 816 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:57,687 Leave me just enough love to fill up my hand 817 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,808 If you go away 818 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,008 If you go away 819 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,768 If you go away 820 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,008 If you go away 821 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,762 As I know you must 822 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,482 There'll be nothing left in the world to trust 823 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,682 Just an empty room full of empty space 824 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,522 Like the empty look I see on your face 825 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,646 Can I tell you now as you turn to go 826 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,410 I'll be dying slowly till your next hello 827 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,608 If you go away 828 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,731 If you go away 829 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,047 If you go away 830 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,121 TERRY: So? 831 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,961 What do we got? 832 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,087 So, if you'll take a look at the first page of your agenda... 833 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,810 You're the one who stopped the hack. 834 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,609 You know, uh, the gals in analysis said this was a tough one. 835 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,843 All things being equal, it should've shut us down for days, so... 836 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,965 You did good. 837 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,001 Okay. 838 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,131 GIDEON: We should start with our account executive, Angela. 839 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:30,005 Okay, we first noticed the breach at 2:07 a.m. Eastern Standard on Friday night. 840 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,330 You mean Saturday? 841 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,611 Sorry, yes. 842 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,603 Technically, Saturday morning. 843 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,570 Yeah. Okay, Angela. That's what we're here for. 844 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,971 The technicals. 845 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,286 Right. 846 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,001 Yes. 847 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,169 Anyway, he arrived at the office at 2:35, and I... 848 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,449 Okay, wait, wait, wait. So that's, uh, almost a half hour after the initial breach. 849 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,090 Why didn't anyone pipe in from their laptops? 850 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,481 It's not... It wouldn't have been secure. 851 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,929 If someone terminaled in on this. 852 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,721 It was... 853 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,087 ...the smarter move to have someone come in so they can log in on a secure line. 854 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,366 Exactly. Then, Lloyd was able to... 855 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,364 Just... Just, actually, uh... Just one second. 856 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,685 (DOOR CLOSING) 857 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,242 You know, I, uh... I always loved this view. 858 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,648 TERRY: And now that that's taken care of, 859 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,563 let's pick it up where we left off. 860 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,446 What happened to Angela? She knows more about what happened. 861 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,045 She's not gonna work out for us. 862 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,851 Not on this level. We need to stick to the more tech savvy here. 863 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,523 Now, let's get to the heart of this thing, 864 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,606 because I can't sit here and look through a packet for the next 20 minutes. 865 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,928 All right? Just who did this? 866 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,530 Is it that hard? 867 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,525 Who did this? 868 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:22,170 I found the configuration file of the rootkit with a pattern of IP addresses. 869 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,401 Once you decrypt it, you'll know where the hack came from. 870 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,404 ELLIOT: Nineteen days. 871 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,606 No news. No arrest. No revolution. 872 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,803 No FBI, Colby, Evil Corp. 873 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,481 No Mr. Robot. 874 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,686 No fsociety. 875 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,682 I need to take my mind off things. 876 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,362 (PHONE RINGING) 877 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,248 (RINGING CONTINUES) 878 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,881 MAN: (ON PHONE) Hello? 879 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,646 ELLIOT: Hi, this is Sam from Bank of E-Security Fraud Department. 880 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,202 Unfortunately, I have to inform you that your account's been compromised. 881 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,484 What? What happened? 882 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,722 First, before I can answer any questions, 883 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,131 I need to verify some information. 884 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,646 Are you still at 306 Hawthorne Avenue? 885 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,722 Yes, apartment 2C. 886 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,486 Great. And your security question, "Favorite baseball team"? 887 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,643 Um, Yankees. I don't remember this being a security... 888 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,484 And, lastly, your pet's name? 889 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,005 Um, Flipper. 890 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,650 Uh, who am I speaking to? 891 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,846 Can I get your name and num... 892 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,007 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 893 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,120 ELLIOT: With those details, plus a dictionary brute force attack, 894 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,204 it'll take my program maybe two minutes to crack his password. 895 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,683 What I wouldn't give to be normal. 896 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,764 To live in that bubble. 897 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,043 The reality of the naive. 898 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,124 That's how I justify this. 899 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,964 To keep their optimism intact. 900 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,611 To protect them. 901 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,766 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 902 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,371 How? He's too old to have a complicated password. 903 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,125 It had to have been a combination of these things. 904 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,204 I'm missing something. I'm missing something. 905 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,406 I'm missing something. 906 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,489 Michael Hansen isn't his real name. 907 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,770 (INDISTINCT) 908 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,641 Come on. Get over here. 909 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,281 ELLIOT: Lenny Shannon? Michael Hansen? 910 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,525 Which one you playin' tonight? 911 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,801 You're gonna stop seeing Krista. What the... 912 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,446 You're gonna break up with her. 913 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,124 You're never gonna see her again. 914 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,209 You're the guy that used my phone. 915 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,726 You cheated on your current wife with seven different women. 916 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,689 I got digital proof of all of it. 917 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,889 Ashley Madison, online escorts, fake Facebook pages. 918 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,806 I own it all. 919 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,890 And if you don't stop seeing her... 920 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,521 Your wife will know everything. 921 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,365 Along with the police. 922 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,969 - The police? - Yeah, one of the escorts was 15. 923 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,807 (SIGHS) 924 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,211 ELLIOT: That 15 part I made up, 925 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,727 but he did have a proclivity for young escorts that helped the lie. 926 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,121 But I'm not gonna do any of that. 927 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,441 As long as you break up with Krista. 928 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,521 Tonight. 929 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,241 Done. 930 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,127 You're also gonna tell her the truth. 931 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,204 You're married, cheat on your wife, you hire hookers. 932 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,051 And you never had any intention of being serious with her. 933 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:44,646 Why? 934 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,121 That would destroy her. 935 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,123 She thinks that... 936 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,406 ...we're in love. 937 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,961 ELLIOT: Exactly. 938 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,964 Krista needs to avoid dickheads like you in the future. 939 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,929 Her radar needs fixing. 940 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,324 I'll know if you skip any detail. 941 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,766 So don't. 942 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,085 And one more thing. 943 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,449 I'm gonna need something from you. 944 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,285 Come on. 945 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,691 (FLIPPER SNIFFING) 946 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,161 (BAG RUSTLING) 947 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,044 Hmm. 948 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,565 I like you, Flipper. 949 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,841 You're cool. 950 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,362 ELLIOT: I never wanna be right about my hacks, 951 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,761 but people always find a way to disappoint. 952 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,604 Michael Hansen now gets filed away among the others. 953 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,881 Forever buried in my digital cemetery. 954 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,050 The look of disillusionment. 955 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,770 He told her. She cried all night. 956 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,728 Now comes the sadness. 957 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,450 I don't like seeing her sad. 958 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,450 You okay? 959 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,045 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 960 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,326 Sorry. 961 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,401 (SIGHS) 962 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,441 Go on. 963 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,481 I think Angela blames me for what happened at the Evil Corp meeting. 964 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,763 What do I do? I need to talk to her. 965 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,161 Well, I think you just answered your own question. 966 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,641 Talk to her. 967 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,371 She won't respond to any of my texts or emails. 968 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,885 Then, go to her in person. 969 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,400 Tell her you need to talk. 970 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,449 Communication is key, Elliot. 971 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,209 Real human interaction. 972 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,488 That's what's important for you right now. 973 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,321 Do you... 974 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,205 You think we can talk? 975 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,441 What? 976 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,567 You won't talk to me. 977 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,165 You haven't talked to me since the meeting. 978 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,323 I don't wanna talk to you, because I feel embarrassed. 979 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,002 Every time I think about what happened. 980 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,526 Okay? 981 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,451 It's fine. I'll get over it. 982 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,690 It's been three weeks. I have to get back to work. 983 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,849 You're just gonna ignore me? You didn't have to stick up for me in there. 984 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,728 I know that you were just trying to help, but just... 985 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,881 Don't do it again! 986 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,366 Even if I'm losing, let me lose. 987 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,927 Okay? 988 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,164 Don't look confused! 989 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,683 Just say... 990 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,881 "Okay." 991 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,081 Okay. 992 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,400 Elliot... 993 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,204 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 994 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,481 WOMAN: (ON TV) FBI agents claim that Colby either used hacking groups, 995 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,528 or worked in conjunction with them 996 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,161 to pressure Evil Corp during his contract negotiations. 997 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,971 After a long and exhaustive investigation, 998 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,202 sources close to the FBI 999 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:48,842 have confirmed the hacks were, in part, tied to Colby's terminal. 1000 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,961 ELLIOT: It's happening. 1001 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,168 It's happening. It's happening. It's happening. 1002 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,161 It's happening. It's happening. 1003 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,290 Sir, step inside the car. 1004 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,927 Sir. 1005 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,204 Step inside the vehicle now. 1006 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,844 (ELEVATOR DINGS) (DOOR OPENS) 1007 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,046 Go ahead. 1008 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,566 Sir, go on in. 1009 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,849 Sir, go on in. 1010 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,248 (MEN ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1011 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,643 (ARGUING CONTINUES) 1012 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,770 (ARGUING STOPS) 1013 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,651 Bonsoir, Elliot. 1014 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,367 ELLIOT: Please tell me you're seeing this, too. 1015 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:32,500 Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)