1 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,905 Here we go, guys, 2 00:01:54,004 --> 00:01:56,373 the man you've all been waiting for... 3 00:01:56,474 --> 00:01:57,942 Mr Bob Hope! 4 00:02:04,447 --> 00:02:06,650 Welcome, everybody, to Long Binh, 5 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,786 in what I like to call the United States of Vietnam. 6 00:02:11,389 --> 00:02:14,425 I hear you guys have been petitioning the president to let me retire. 7 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:18,028 If you think you can shake me off that easily, 8 00:02:18,128 --> 00:02:20,632 you need to talk to Raquel Welch. 9 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:23,700 - Come on, now. - Give it to her, Bob! 10 00:02:24,735 --> 00:02:25,770 Uh-huh. 11 00:02:32,609 --> 00:02:35,379 - S. Alexander? - Yes. 12 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:42,287 Right now, I want you all to sit back and relax. 13 00:02:42,387 --> 00:02:46,324 It's time to introduce the most beautiful girl in the world. 14 00:02:46,424 --> 00:02:49,993 Of course, that's not my opinion. That's her actual title. 15 00:02:50,093 --> 00:02:52,062 From Vienna, Austria, 16 00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:55,066 please welcome 1969 Miss World... 17 00:02:55,932 --> 00:02:58,703 Eva Rueber-Staier. 18 00:03:01,671 --> 00:03:04,741 - 34-24-36. - Wow. Yes! 19 00:03:05,842 --> 00:03:07,544 There you go, boys. 20 00:03:09,447 --> 00:03:11,616 This show just got a lot hotter. 21 00:03:11,716 --> 00:03:13,751 Yeah! 22 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:16,888 Eva, honey, would you like to say hello to these fellas? 23 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:18,656 Hello. 24 00:03:26,629 --> 00:03:28,699 The mature stu. 25 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,768 - Sally Alexander? - Yes. 26 00:03:48,818 --> 00:03:51,355 So, history. 27 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:53,457 Why have we never had a revolution in Britain? 28 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:57,929 Eva Rueber-Staier. 29 00:03:59,028 --> 00:04:01,031 Oh, boy! 30 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:02,867 Ooh! I'm telling you, 31 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:05,570 if the commies had someone like that to go home to, 32 00:04:05,669 --> 00:04:07,604 we'd be out of here by now. 33 00:04:08,872 --> 00:04:10,108 Oh, yeah! 34 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:16,547 The Civil War was won by the rebels, but, even then, 35 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:18,750 the new order only lasted a generation. 36 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:21,552 So surely the real question is, 37 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:23,954 why have all our revolutions failed? 38 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:30,694 It says here you left school at 15. 39 00:04:30,795 --> 00:04:34,598 My school didn't really foster academic ambition. 40 00:04:34,699 --> 00:04:38,603 It was more about preparing us for marriage and so forth, so... 41 00:04:38,702 --> 00:04:41,872 Which is why I would like to get back into education. 42 00:04:41,973 --> 00:04:44,709 I have just completed my diploma in history. 43 00:04:44,809 --> 00:04:47,678 - At Ruskin College? - Yes. 44 00:04:47,778 --> 00:04:49,647 Don't they require a trade union background? 45 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:52,150 I... I have a trade union background. 46 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,817 I was an Equity member. 47 00:04:56,487 --> 00:04:58,423 So, you're an actress? 48 00:04:59,723 --> 00:05:01,025 No, er... 49 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,894 After school, I had to do something. 50 00:05:02,994 --> 00:05:05,630 And my mother thought that drama school 51 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:08,800 sounded better than secretarial college, so... 52 00:05:08,899 --> 00:05:10,901 I was never any good. 53 00:05:11,002 --> 00:05:13,004 I don't like people looking at me. 54 00:05:16,038 --> 00:05:17,774 And after drama school? 55 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,177 I got married and had a baby. 56 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,146 What does your husband think about you 57 00:05:22,245 --> 00:05:25,081 applying for university as a mature student? 58 00:05:25,182 --> 00:05:27,785 We're divorced, so it doesn't really matter what he thinks. 59 00:05:27,884 --> 00:05:29,887 You have a child, Miss Alexander. 60 00:05:29,987 --> 00:05:31,856 Studying here is a big commitment. 61 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,126 Yes. Erm... 62 00:05:35,225 --> 00:05:38,663 I managed my diploma whilst looking after my daughter. 63 00:05:38,762 --> 00:05:40,063 I got a distinction. 64 00:05:40,163 --> 00:05:42,666 And the man I live with shares the child care. 65 00:05:47,771 --> 00:05:50,475 I would never be late for lectures or miss deadlines. 66 00:05:50,574 --> 00:05:52,043 I would be mature. 67 00:05:52,142 --> 00:05:55,712 I would be a mature... mature student. 68 00:06:10,726 --> 00:06:12,096 Hurry. 69 00:06:13,596 --> 00:06:14,931 Go, go, go! Come on! 70 00:06:15,031 --> 00:06:16,132 Go, go, go! 71 00:06:25,742 --> 00:06:27,144 I had to do that. 72 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,155 - Hello. - Sally. 73 00:06:38,254 --> 00:06:40,658 - We're gonna need more chairs. - Oh, okay. 74 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,730 - Here's Mummy. - Hello! 75 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:49,634 - Mummy! - Hello! 76 00:06:49,733 --> 00:06:51,269 [sigh. 77 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,205 It arrived this morning after you left. 78 00:06:54,305 --> 00:06:55,605 Oh. 79 00:07:06,783 --> 00:07:07,919 Ah! 80 00:07:09,286 --> 00:07:11,221 University College London. 81 00:07:11,322 --> 00:07:13,557 They're offering me a place. I got in! 82 00:07:15,326 --> 00:07:18,262 - Course they bloody did! - Ohh! 83 00:07:19,663 --> 00:07:20,730 I'm... 84 00:07:22,031 --> 00:07:25,235 Oh, give me a cuddle! Give me a real cuddle! 85 00:07:25,336 --> 00:07:27,672 "It's my great pleasure to offer you a place to study history..." 86 00:07:27,771 --> 00:07:30,875 I can't believ. I can't believ, I can't believ. 87 00:07:49,892 --> 00:07:52,596 This is a women's conference. Why are there men everywhere? 88 00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:55,865 They don't look that happy about it, do they? Look at that face. 89 00:07:57,266 --> 00:07:59,737 Oh, God! 90 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:01,671 Cheer up, mate. 91 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:03,873 We're not perm. We're only here for the weeken. 92 00:08:03,973 --> 00:08:07,110 You can have a party hat. 93 00:08:07,211 --> 00:08:09,379 Don't you worry, mate. We're not gonna leave you out. 94 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,283 Erm, excuse me. 95 00:08:13,384 --> 00:08:15,886 Sorry. Do you? 96 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:18,055 Somebody's gonna have to clean that up when you're gone. 97 00:08:18,154 --> 00:08:19,789 What, cos... 98 00:08:19,889 --> 00:08:22,659 Cos God forbid we shoud offend the authorities? 99 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:26,730 Typical Oxford student. No stomach for a fight. 100 00:08:26,831 --> 00:08:28,899 Actually, I'm not an Oxford student. 101 00:08:28,999 --> 00:08:31,168 This is a place for people trying to get into university. 102 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:34,170 Oh, right. So you don't want to bring down the male establishment. 103 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,471 You just want t at the table. 104 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:38,875 If I'm in it, it won't be the male establishment any more, will it? 105 00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:40,977 Ooh, there she is. 106 00:08:41,077 --> 00:08:43,014 Let's sit down. Jo. 107 00:08:53,123 --> 00:08:55,158 What does it mean to be a woman? 108 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:59,730 That our work will be underpaid 109 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,066 and our minds undervalued. 110 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:07,437 Last year, when we proposed a women's conference, men laughed, 111 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:10,341 and yet here we are, on the road to liberation. 112 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,247 It won't be easy. 113 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:18,415 We have to recognise the ways 114 00:09:18,515 --> 00:09:20,450 in which we've all been conditioned, 115 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:24,689 trained to be pleasing rather than powerful, 116 00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:28,359 told that our purpose is to enable men, 117 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,860 serve them, service them. 118 00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:36,734 We have to find a language to describe injustices 119 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:40,470 we haven't even been able to name until now. 120 00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:43,240 If the word "racism" describes one tyranny, 121 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,743 doesn't "sexism" describe another? 122 00:09:48,278 --> 00:09:51,448 The belief that women are inferior to men. 123 00:09:53,283 --> 00:09:56,153 We have to learn to look at the world with new eyes. 124 00:09:56,253 --> 00:10:00,458 We have to ask ourselves, if there was no patriarchy, 125 00:10:00,557 --> 00:10:03,259 how would I dress... 126 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,495 or work... 127 00:10:05,596 --> 00:10:06,964 or think? 128 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,100 How would I have sex? 129 00:10:10,201 --> 00:10:12,002 And who would I have sex with? 130 00:10:12,101 --> 00:10:13,471 No on. 131 00:10:15,938 --> 00:10:19,309 But if we need to change, so does the world. 132 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:23,813 Which is why today we are launching the Women's Liberation Movement. 133 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:31,489 We demand an end to discrimination! 134 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,257 Yes! 135 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:35,458 We demand equal pay for equal work, 136 00:10:35,558 --> 00:10:38,928 and the childcare to enable that. 137 00:10:39,028 --> 00:10:42,799 We want control over our own bodies, 138 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:45,201 contraception and abortion on demand. 139 00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:46,870 Yes. 140 00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:51,942 Up until now, working as individuals, 141 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,844 we've just been a ripple on the surface. 142 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:54,944 But together... 143 00:10:56,379 --> 00:11:00,551 Together, I promise you, we will be a revolution. 144 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,094 Miss Bristol. 145 00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:49,166 Miss Bristol is 34-22-36. 146 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:52,402 Lovely face, obviously. Good legs. 147 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:56,040 No defects... knock-knees, wonky teeth, that sort of thing. 148 00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:58,042 They also have to be unmarried, 149 00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:00,110 by which I also mean untouched. 150 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,581 And if they're not pretty much 36-24-36, 151 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,584 it goes without saying the curves won't be in the right places. 152 00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:09,118 But we really do believe 153 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:11,155 that beauty isn't just skin deep. 154 00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:15,259 The girls also get marks on charm and grace, deportment. 155 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,360 Swimsuits. 156 00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:19,028 And who's your money on? 157 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,264 Well, Miss Totnes is definitely a corker. 158 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,000 Nice eyes. 159 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,002 And whatever she may be lacking in the boob front, 160 00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:28,105 she more than makes up for in the derriere department. 161 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,242 And I wouldn't rule out Miss Nantwich either. 162 00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:34,177 Lovely blonde hair and a very nice set of curves. 163 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,947 Very nice, Miss Nantwich. 164 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,350 And for the Miss World competition, 165 00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:42,319 what about this year's special guest? 166 00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,654 Who ht lined? 167 00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:49,025 Who indeed, boys, eh? Who indeed? 168 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:51,895 Ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause 169 00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:54,264 for our seven lovely finalists. 170 00:12:55,597 --> 00:12:58,101 Who in-bloody-deed? 171 00:12:58,201 --> 00:13:00,403 We have, in first place, 172 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:02,072 Miss Nantwich! 173 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,554 Golf? 174 00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:20,024 Oh, I just have a little work to do. 175 00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:23,192 Hiring. 176 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:24,394 Again? 177 00:13:38,008 --> 00:13:40,110 And you must be Joan. 178 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:43,279 - Wow. - Bob. 179 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,548 Joan Billings. 180 00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:46,716 - And right this way. - Thank you. 181 00:13:46,817 --> 00:13:49,052 - How old are you, honey? - Eighteen. 182 00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:51,221 Eighteen? Pretty as springtime. 183 00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:54,291 Good morning, Mr Hope. 184 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:56,559 Welcome to the Fort Knx of laughter. 185 00:13:56,659 --> 00:13:58,062 Wow. 186 00:13:58,162 --> 00:14:00,264 Got a whole warehouse full of this stuff. 187 00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:05,636 Fifty years of memorabilia just waiting for the Bob Hope Museum. 188 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,705 Just gotta get around to building that museum. 189 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:12,208 We got all my gags, 538,000 of them. 190 00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:17,413 Every cabinet is fireproof and earthquake-proof. 191 00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:19,182 Isn't it somet? 192 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,151 Wow, Mr Hope. Wow. 193 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:26,189 Academy Awards, Advertising, Agriculture, Airplanes. 194 00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:29,058 We got every subject under the sun, A to Z. 195 00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:33,463 Little group of writers down there toiling 24/7 like worker bees, 196 00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:35,565 just bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz. 197 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,569 Magicians, Malibu, Marriage. Massage. 198 00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:40,303 - Bob Hope's office. - Go ahead, pick one out. 199 00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:43,240 Sir, it's Mecca calling again. 200 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,442 The Miss World people. 201 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,644 Wanna handle t, Miss Billings? What do you th? 202 00:14:47,744 --> 00:14:49,446 Show me what you can d. 203 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,290 Hello. 204 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:03,360 This s Miss, 205 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,463 Mr Hope's personal secre. 206 00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:09,232 I'm sorry to keep badgering you, 207 00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:11,534 but if you could just let us know either way, 208 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,605 we would be so terribly grateful. 209 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,307 Yes, I underst. 210 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,209 Pleasd for a. 211 00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:22,578 She's asking someone. 212 00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:25,214 Let's hope it's not Mrs Hope. 213 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,284 After what he got up to last time. 214 00:15:29,184 --> 00:15:33,556 Do I wanna host the Miss World competition? 215 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:36,360 Well, that's a big decision for a boy to make all on his own. 216 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,394 What do you think, Miss Billings? 217 00:15:38,495 --> 00:15:41,398 Do I wanna host the Miss World competition this year? 218 00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:46,636 Sure, you do. I've always lod that show. 219 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,306 All right, let them know. 220 00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:58,581 Mr Hope has just confirmed that he'll be delighted to join you again. 221 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:01,518 That is marvellous news. 222 00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:04,855 Eric will be so pleased. 223 00:16:04,955 --> 00:16:07,424 - Thank you. Many thanks. - Yes! 224 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:11,227 Onwards and upwards. 225 00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:14,730 Well done, Mrs Morley. 226 00:16:14,831 --> 00:16:18,469 Well, thank you, Mr Morley. 227 00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:21,337 I think we should celebrate. What do you say? 228 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:23,740 Oh, sure, Mr H. 229 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,643 What'll it be? Scotch and sofa or gin and platonic? 230 00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:32,182 It's not about context. Some things are universal. 231 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,651 The point is that it isn't true. 232 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,587 - Not when you consider historicism as a theory. - But don't you think... 233 00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:40,591 Historicism isn't a theory. 234 00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:43,660 - It's just Marxist pseudo-science. - But that wasn't the point. 235 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,495 Of course you'd say that. You're a bloody imperialist! 236 00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:48,764 - Argumentum ad hominem. - All right, gentlemen, thank you. 237 00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:51,435 Interesting opinions all round. 238 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:54,370 I look forward to more of the same next week. 239 00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:06,315 Fantastic. 240 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:08,519 You've really made some good choices. 241 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:27,471 - Excuse me? Hello? - Can't talk now. 242 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,872 No, I don't want to talk. I just want to tell you... 243 00:17:29,972 --> 00:17:32,509 - Look, police. - Oh, shit! Run! 244 00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:34,677 Oi, you two! Come back! 245 00:17:38,714 --> 00:17:39,715 Come on! 246 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,752 Come in here. 247 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:51,428 Oh, my God! What is the point... 248 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:55,731 What is the point in getting arrested just for sloganising? 249 00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,335 I like slogans. 250 00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,239 Blimey, that looks rac. 251 00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:06,742 So, you enjoying your seat at the table? 252 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,246 Very much, thank you. 253 00:18:10,346 --> 00:18:11,781 I'm sg a wom. 254 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:16,320 Every Wednesda. 29 Grosvenor A, Islington. 255 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,255 6:00. You should come. 256 00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:21,557 I'm... I'm busy Wednesdays. 257 00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:23,526 - You got homework? - Leafleting. 258 00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:25,361 Leafleting? 259 00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:29,333 We're helping women cleaners unionise. You should come along. 260 00:18:29,432 --> 00:18:32,769 Er... Thanks, no. I don't really do organised. 261 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,605 Well, that's all right. I don't really do illegal. 262 00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:38,942 Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find us. 263 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,012 Just ask for the commune. 264 00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:44,881 Enjoy your leaflets! 265 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:52,623 And she told me that her daughter, who is also a divorcee, 266 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:54,924 remarried in the sweetest little frock, 267 00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,027 from Marks and Spencer, would you believe? 268 00:18:57,126 --> 00:19:00,396 Clothes from a clothes shop? Who'd have thought? 269 00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:03,500 The frock isn't the point, as you know. 270 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:08,005 Come on, sweetheart. Let Granny do your tangles. 271 00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:13,876 You look tired, darling. 272 00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:17,781 Is it still all essays and reading? 273 00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:20,684 Don't they ever have socials 274 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,020 or dances you and Gareth could go to? 275 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,289 You know me, Evelyn. I'm not one for dancing. 276 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,959 Veteran comedian Bob Hope has been confirmed 277 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,894 as the special guest at this year's Miss World Competition. 278 00:19:31,994 --> 00:19:34,430 - Leave it there. - Last year, 100 million people 279 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:37,067 tuned in live to watch Miss Austria take the crown, 280 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,903 more viewers than saw either the moon landings 281 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:41,904 or the World Cup Final. 282 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:44,074 Oh, isn't she lovely? 283 00:19:44,173 --> 00:19:46,977 Lovely long legs. I wish I'd had legs like that. 284 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:50,881 Her Miss World win has taken Eva Rueber-Staier all around the globe. 285 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,949 I'm a Miss World lady. 286 00:19:53,048 --> 00:19:54,718 You look beautiful, darling. 287 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:55,751 Mum, don't. 288 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:59,456 You and your sisters used to love playing Miss World. 289 00:19:59,556 --> 00:20:01,658 We also liked o eat our own sn. 290 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,994 ...thrill of being the most beautiful girl... 291 00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:06,663 I don't want Abi watching that. It's degrading and sexist. 292 00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:09,932 For goodness' sake. What does that even mean? 293 00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:12,034 Right, I'm gonna put supper on. 294 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,440 Well, I think that's sexist. 295 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,110 Making poor Gareth cook dinner. 296 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:24,013 I wish you'd be careful, darling. 297 00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:28,785 Some of your attitudes, they're very... emasculating. 298 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:36,058 Look at you. Give us a twirl. 299 00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,492 Hello. 300 00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:11,995 "21st Century Schizoid Man." 301 00:21:12,095 --> 00:21:13,730 Not "Court of the Crimson Ki? 302 00:21:13,829 --> 00:21:15,698 "Schizoid" every time. 303 00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:19,569 You're talking about sexism, not women's groups. 304 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,872 Who's looking at their vagina anyway? 305 00:21:23,906 --> 00:21:28,177 Have you bloody seen it? Topless model on Page three. 306 00:21:28,278 --> 00:21:30,180 We should go and burn their bloody offices down. 307 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:31,947 That'd put women's liberation on the map. 308 00:21:32,048 --> 00:21:34,451 I've got matches. Anyone got the bus fare to Fleet Street? 309 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:37,186 - I'm serious. - Isn't arson a bit male, anyway? 310 00:21:37,287 --> 00:21:39,423 Oh, e. 311 00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:42,425 Everyone, this is... What's your name? 312 00:21:42,526 --> 00:21:45,695 - Sally. - She's a student. 313 00:21:45,795 --> 00:21:48,031 - Hello. Hi. - Hi. 314 00:21:48,131 --> 00:21:50,600 - Well, come in. - Sorry. 315 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,003 I'm just saying, you can talk all you like, 316 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,506 but unless we start taking direct action, nothing's gonna change. 317 00:21:56,605 --> 00:21:59,910 There's a motion to demonstrate outside the Miss World contest. 318 00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:01,778 Who proposed that? 319 00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:04,914 Hazel Twort and Jan Williams from the Peckham Rye women's group. 320 00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:07,217 There's a meeting about it at the women's liberation workshop. 321 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:09,885 What is the point in wasting our time on a beauty pageant 322 00:22:09,986 --> 00:22:12,055 when there are serious injustices to worry about? 323 00:22:12,154 --> 00:22:14,691 Sexual objectification is serious. 324 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:18,127 Yeah, that competition is one big, fat celebration of oppression. 325 00:22:18,228 --> 00:22:20,897 What gets me is they sell it as family entertainment. 326 00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:22,865 My daughter was watching a television report... 327 00:22:22,965 --> 00:22:25,134 You've got a television? 328 00:22:25,968 --> 00:22:26,970 Yes. 329 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:29,940 Haven't you? 330 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:32,008 The media is a mouthpiece for the establishment, 331 00:22:32,107 --> 00:22:36,011 which this commune doesn't collude with on any level. 332 00:22:36,112 --> 00:22:38,215 So, no, we don't have a television. 333 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,888 But, erm... if you won't talk to the media, 334 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:48,024 then how are you gonna get your message out? 335 00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:00,804 Well, come on, then. Sarah, come with me. 336 00:23:09,211 --> 00:23:11,280 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 337 00:23:20,323 --> 00:23:23,059 Do you like 'em? They're good, aren't they? 338 00:23:23,159 --> 00:23:25,161 Is this what you do? 339 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,897 Well, not for money, if that's what you mean. 340 00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:29,865 How do you live, then? 341 00:23:29,965 --> 00:23:32,301 I do some clea. Jo paints scen. 342 00:23:32,402 --> 00:23:35,639 We shy like e every. 343 00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:39,241 We keep it in a drawer in the kitchen. Don't nick it, will you? 344 00:23:39,342 --> 00:23:42,045 Jo went to art college. She's very creative. 345 00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:44,047 I've seen some of her work. 346 00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:46,582 I went to art college too, actually. 347 00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:49,184 Come on, then. You write the message. 348 00:23:49,285 --> 00:23:51,153 We'll make sure everyone sees it. 349 00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:49,945 You're an elusive man, Mr Morley. 350 00:24:50,046 --> 00:24:52,215 Peter Hain, Anti-Apartheid Movement. 351 00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:54,351 Never get involved in anything political, son. 352 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,152 We're a family entertainment show. 353 00:24:59,721 --> 00:25:01,924 Well, taking oy white candidats 354 00:25:02,025 --> 00:25:05,961 from a predominantly black country every yer is political, Mr Morle. 355 00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:09,264 In fact, I'd say it's an unequivocal endorsement of a racist regime. 356 00:25:09,365 --> 00:25:12,935 80% of South Africa's population are black or coloured, 357 00:25:13,036 --> 00:25:14,837 and they have no right, none. 358 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:16,373 Excuse me. 359 00:25:16,472 --> 00:25:20,376 They tell me 27 million people watch your show in the UK alone. 360 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,313 Jesus, man. That's an endorsement that packs quite a punch. 361 00:25:23,413 --> 00:25:26,415 You get the South African cricket team banned, and now it's my turn? 362 00:25:26,516 --> 00:25:29,252 Boycott the South African candidate or we picket the show. 363 00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:32,155 Trust me, your sponsors won't thank you for that kind of publicity. 364 00:25:32,255 --> 00:25:33,890 What if I was to tell you 365 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,093 we've decided to take a white and a coloured girl this year? 366 00:25:37,192 --> 00:25:38,961 You're joking, aren't you? 367 00:25:39,061 --> 00:25:41,764 I thought that'd take the wind out of your sails. 368 00:25:41,865 --> 00:25:45,000 - See him out, will you? - You heard the man. This way. 369 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:51,875 Get the South African office. Tell them to find a decent-looking black girl. 370 00:25:51,974 --> 00:25:54,778 Get her on the same flight as the white girl ASAP. 371 00:25:55,644 --> 00:25:57,747 South African office, please. 372 00:25:57,846 --> 00:26:01,216 I think you'll find I'm a man not much given to joking, Mr Hain. 373 00:26:02,151 --> 00:26:04,688 Eric, I need a word. 374 00:26:07,021 --> 00:26:12,227 Some group calling themselves the Women's Liberation Movement. 375 00:26:12,327 --> 00:26:16,700 Apparently they are going to overthrow the patriarchy. 376 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,969 - Overthrow the what? - The patriarchy. 377 00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:22,204 Male establishment. 378 00:26:22,305 --> 00:26:25,307 Men like you, Eric. 379 00:26:25,407 --> 00:26:28,177 I'm getting calls from journalists. They want to know our response. 380 00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:30,246 Bloody women's liberation. 381 00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:35,919 I told you, by the time I found out, 382 00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:38,954 she had already committed me to the show, it was too late to pull out. 383 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:40,390 Hmm. 384 00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:43,093 Did the naughty little intern twist your arm? 385 00:26:43,192 --> 00:26:45,228 Dol, I'm giving a show. 386 00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:47,763 That's it. In, out, end of story. 387 00:26:47,864 --> 00:26:49,732 It wasn't how the story ended last time. 388 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,901 You wanna stay home? Is that what you're saying? 389 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,105 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - No, I wouldn't. 390 00:26:55,204 --> 00:26:56,438 I... 391 00:26:56,538 --> 00:26:58,741 Listen, I woult like that one. 392 00:27:00,342 --> 00:27:02,378 Come. 393 00:27:02,478 --> 00:27:06,182 We can go to L, have some fun. 394 00:27:06,281 --> 00:27:10,886 Lord, you've got a sweet tongue when you know you're in the wrong. 395 00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:14,257 - I don't know what you want. - An apology. 396 00:27:14,356 --> 00:27:16,526 "Never again." That's what you said. 397 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,327 "Miss World, never again." 398 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,964 - Ten years ago. - It was still a promise. 399 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:24,134 Oh, my wife, 400 00:27:24,233 --> 00:27:26,435 - because you are so good... - Bob, don't. 401 00:27:26,536 --> 00:27:29,773 ...please forge 402 00:27:29,873 --> 00:27:31,807 for the sins that I have committed. 403 00:27:31,907 --> 00:27:34,144 - Stop it, I said. - And by your good grace, 404 00:27:34,243 --> 00:27:36,178 I will not sin again. 405 00:27:42,151 --> 00:27:43,286 Everything locked down, sir. 406 00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:46,990 Lifts disabled. Second and third floor sealed like Fort Knox. 407 00:27:54,262 --> 00:27:57,099 Right, so we've had all kinds of fun and games in the past 408 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,201 with amorous Romeos, but this year, 409 00:27:59,301 --> 00:28:03,438 our problem's a bunch of anti-establishment mischief-makers. 410 00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:06,542 So, chaperones, stick to your contestants like glue. 411 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:10,046 Anything untoward, Mrs Morley needs to know about it. 412 00:28:10,145 --> 00:28:11,480 Any time, day or night. 413 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,315 First coach arriving. 414 00:28:13,415 --> 00:28:16,051 You boys on security, I'm not employing you 415 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,054 to stand around looking like James Bond. 416 00:28:18,153 --> 00:28:20,557 Eyes and ears open the whole time, please. 417 00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:22,291 - Is that understood? - Yes, sir. 418 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:24,394 - Is that understood? - Yes, sir! 419 00:28:25,426 --> 00:28:27,429 Philippines. 420 00:28:27,529 --> 00:28:29,365 Yugos. 421 00:28:29,464 --> 00:28:30,833 Hi. 422 00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:32,134 Austr. 423 00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:34,436 Ceylon. 424 00:28:36,171 --> 00:28:37,207 Japan. 425 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,242 Hong Kong. 426 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:42,978 Grenada. 427 00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:46,882 Mexico. 428 00:28:46,982 --> 00:28:48,451 Darling, that's it. 429 00:28:50,318 --> 00:28:51,520 Spain. 430 00:28:51,621 --> 00:28:52,989 Ecuador. 431 00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:54,256 Portu. 432 00:28:55,590 --> 00:28:56,892 Israel. 433 00:28:56,992 --> 00:28:58,927 Jennifer Hosten. 434 00:29:08,069 --> 00:29:09,972 Roger, we cannot have a situation 435 00:29:10,073 --> 00:29:11,908 where we have more contestants than chaperones. 436 00:29:12,008 --> 00:29:13,442 - Could somebody have gone to the toilet? - It's possible. 437 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,544 - Could you check? Don't go in there, but check. - I can do. 438 00:29:15,644 --> 00:29:17,946 Oh, my! What a reception! 439 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:22,584 - Which country are you from? - Grenada. 440 00:29:23,352 --> 00:29:24,653 Oh, my. 441 00:29:28,457 --> 00:29:30,193 Oh, my! 442 00:29:32,027 --> 00:29:34,230 English, Mandarin, Cantonese. 443 00:29:37,465 --> 00:29:39,334 First time away from home? 444 00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:43,139 First time away from home. 445 00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:44,941 First time on a plane. 446 00:29:46,008 --> 00:29:48,278 First time being so cold. 447 00:29:50,578 --> 00:29:55,084 I'm the first black South African to take part in Miss World. 448 00:29:55,183 --> 00:29:57,220 I'm the first Miss Grenada t. 449 00:30:02,691 --> 00:30:06,461 It must be... very different. 450 00:30:09,263 --> 00:30:10,966 Yes. 451 00:30:11,067 --> 00:30:12,567 Very different. 452 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:13,701 Afric? 453 00:30:13,935 --> 00:30:16,939 I'm your chape. I'm going to be looking after. 454 00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:20,309 No need to look so worried. We're going to take very good care of you. 455 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:23,046 Everyone has to have a chaperone. 456 00:30:23,145 --> 00:30:25,315 A chaperone? Why do I need a chaperone? 457 00:30:25,414 --> 00:30:27,082 It's a Mecca requirement, Miss Sweden, 458 00:30:27,182 --> 00:30:30,086 as stipulated by the contract you signed. 459 00:30:30,185 --> 00:30:33,155 Mrs McKenzie is trained to the highest standards. 460 00:30:33,256 --> 00:30:35,325 Come, Miss. 461 00:30:35,424 --> 00:30:38,293 - Up to measurements. - I can walk, thank you. 462 00:30:38,394 --> 00:30:40,128 I'll take your coat. 463 00:30:43,766 --> 00:30:46,002 - No sticking out. - I'm not. 464 00:30:46,102 --> 00:30:47,136 Thirty five... 465 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:49,038 - Country? - South Africa. 466 00:30:49,137 --> 00:30:50,239 Thirty-three. 467 00:30:50,338 --> 00:30:51,473 Twenty-seven. 468 00:30:51,574 --> 00:30:53,643 - Country? - Grenada. 469 00:30:53,742 --> 00:30:54,711 Thirty-two. 470 00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:00,716 - Country? - Sweden. 471 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,418 Thirty-three. 472 00:31:04,118 --> 00:31:05,587 Twenty-six. 473 00:31:08,089 --> 00:31:09,358 Thirty-two. 474 00:31:11,093 --> 00:31:12,695 Just a statutory padding check, dear. 475 00:31:13,729 --> 00:31:15,731 Next one, please. 476 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,034 - Country? - United Kingdom. 477 00:31:18,134 --> 00:31:19,736 - Thirty-two. - Thirty-five. 478 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,770 - Thirty-three. - Twenty-six. 479 00:31:21,871 --> 00:31:23,773 - Twenty-six. - Thirty-one. 480 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:34,517 You know, maybe things are different in Sweden, 481 00:31:34,616 --> 00:31:37,787 but you should try starting out in Nowhere, Illinois. 482 00:31:37,886 --> 00:31:42,258 I'm telling you, if I hadn't have won a beauty pageant and kept on winning, 483 00:31:42,357 --> 00:31:44,460 my life would have amounted to jack shit. 484 00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:48,697 The girl who wins this thing is gonna take home $6,000, 485 00:31:48,798 --> 00:31:51,267 maybe even earn 30 more. 486 00:31:52,601 --> 00:31:54,370 Just accept that the female of the species... 487 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:56,739 - Country? - Grenada. 488 00:31:56,838 --> 00:32:00,409 ...and the smart girl just has to work out how to wiggle around them. 489 00:32:02,144 --> 00:32:04,480 If being smart is all it takes, 490 00:32:04,579 --> 00:32:08,283 then how come no black girl has ever won this competition? 491 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,553 Maybe sometimes wiggling isn't enough. 492 00:32:14,556 --> 00:32:17,759 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you couldn't win. 493 00:32:22,131 --> 00:32:25,067 Nice big smiles. Teeth. 494 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,104 Nice tight bottoms. 495 00:32:29,070 --> 00:32:32,442 So, ladies, a big Mecca welcome to you all. 496 00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:34,276 We're delighted to have you with us. 497 00:32:34,376 --> 00:32:37,480 Remember, you're the most beautiful girls in the world. 498 00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:39,448 - All right? Bring them in. - Teeth. 499 00:32:54,429 --> 00:32:57,467 - Look over here, love. - Hello, London! 500 00:32:57,567 --> 00:32:59,868 - Miss Sweden. - Miss Sweden. Show us your legs. 501 00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,737 - Miss Sweden. - Go on, show us those blue eyes. 502 00:33:01,836 --> 00:33:04,240 - Miss France! - Miss Sweden, over here, love. 503 00:33:05,673 --> 00:33:08,510 - Give us a smile, girl. - Miss Sweden. 504 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:11,247 Give us a wink, love. Over here. 505 00:33:11,346 --> 00:33:14,783 Are you nervous or excited about being the bookies' favourite? 506 00:33:14,884 --> 00:33:17,452 Nervous? Not particularly. 507 00:33:17,553 --> 00:33:19,222 - Miss UK. - That's it, lovely. 508 00:33:19,321 --> 00:33:20,423 Hello. 509 00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:23,425 - Blow us a kiss. - Yes, thank you. Clear a path, gents. 510 00:33:25,894 --> 00:33:27,663 There. 511 00:33:27,762 --> 00:33:29,831 How about an arm around each other, girls? 512 00:33:32,534 --> 00:33:34,270 So which one are you, love? 513 00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:37,506 Well, I'm Miss South Africa, and she's Miss... 514 00:33:40,809 --> 00:33:44,346 I think you're Miss South Africa and I'm Miss Africa South, aren't I? 515 00:33:44,446 --> 00:33:46,314 Anti-apartheid spokesmen are g 516 00:33:46,414 --> 00:33:48,283 South Africa should be banned from the competition. 517 00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:49,652 Where do you both stand on that? 518 00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:52,187 Back home, you wouldn't be allowed in the same bus... 519 00:33:52,288 --> 00:33:54,690 That's quite e. You know the r. 520 00:33:54,789 --> 00:33:56,858 Let's leave pos to the politic. 521 00:33:56,959 --> 00:33:59,428 - It's a perfectly... - Thank you. 522 00:33:59,528 --> 00:34:02,331 For Pete's sake! Show us your legs, Julia. 523 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,867 Oi, oi, oi, oi! She's the organising director, you disrespectful little toad. 524 00:34:05,968 --> 00:34:07,503 - It's a perfectly valid... - Get him out. 525 00:34:07,603 --> 00:34:10,472 - It's a valid question. - Come on. Come on. 526 00:34:19,748 --> 00:34:22,552 "Anti-apartheid campaigners have described the decision 527 00:34:22,652 --> 00:34:26,222 to include both a white and black South African contestat 528 00:34:26,322 --> 00:34:29,791 as a spineless attempt to whitewash a monstrous regime." 529 00:34:29,891 --> 00:34:32,928 Oh, that rag! It's only fit for chip. 530 00:34:33,028 --> 00:34:34,797 It's the same in all of them. 531 00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:40,268 Which judges do we have so far? 532 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,338 Oh, Joan Collins, Glen Campbell, 533 00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:45,507 the executive from the BBC. 534 00:34:45,608 --> 00:34:48,443 And... Oh, God, that folksy Danish singer. 535 00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:50,212 - What's her name? - Nina. 536 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:57,386 You know, sometimes I think for Eric it will forever be the 1950s. 537 00:35:00,422 --> 00:35:01,724 Well... 538 00:35:01,824 --> 00:35:06,796 I'm afraid we must either adapt or die. 539 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,365 Right. 540 00:35:10,465 --> 00:35:12,434 Anyone who thinks this isn't a good idea? 541 00:35:12,534 --> 00:35:14,869 - No. - Anyone against? 542 00:35:14,969 --> 00:35:17,439 What about trying to find some other women's groups from out of town? 543 00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:19,976 Definitely. The more the merrier. 544 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,844 Hazel Twort from Peckham R. 545 00:35:21,943 --> 00:35:25,748 We'd like to know which group released this communiqué to the press. 546 00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:28,250 I don't think it came from our group. 547 00:35:30,552 --> 00:35:34,289 Er... Jo Robinson, Grosvenor Avenue. 548 00:35:35,356 --> 00:35:36,625 We... 549 00:35:36,824 --> 00:35:39,661 Well, we thought we'd get the message out in advance, put us on the map. 550 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,430 We agreed at the last meg 551 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,566 to make the action at Miss World a surprise happening. 552 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,635 You people from Grosvenor Avenue, 553 00:35:45,735 --> 00:35:48,671 you can't go around making unilateral decisions. 554 00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,375 We've a problem with compliance. 555 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:59,849 Well, now the BBC want a spokesman to represent our position on television. 556 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:02,985 Peckham Rye dot have a spokesm. 557 00:36:03,085 --> 00:36:04,987 And we don't engage with the media, so... 558 00:36:07,489 --> 00:36:11,360 Well, Sally Alexander, from the Association of Student Leafleters. 559 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,628 She'll do it. 560 00:36:20,936 --> 00:36:23,372 Right, shall we get out of here? 561 00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:26,309 - What the hell are you playing at? - What? 562 00:36:26,409 --> 00:36:28,077 - You wrote it. - You printed it. 563 00:36:28,177 --> 00:36:29,879 Well, no one else is gonna do it. 564 00:36:29,978 --> 00:36:31,980 You're the one who thinks the media matters. 565 00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:34,517 Doesn't mean that you can volunteer me to go on television. 566 00:36:34,617 --> 00:36:36,952 Don't be so bloody spineless. 567 00:36:37,052 --> 00:36:39,488 It was your id. Stand by it. 568 00:36:53,969 --> 00:36:57,706 Well, I'm afraid after all these exciting pastimes, 569 00:36:57,806 --> 00:37:00,375 judging a beauty contet may seem rather tame. 570 00:37:00,476 --> 00:37:02,744 - Absolutely not. - Mrs Morley? 571 00:37:03,744 --> 00:37:05,547 Forgive my interruption. 572 00:37:05,648 --> 00:37:08,951 Sir Eric Gairy, the Prime Minister of Grenada. 573 00:37:09,050 --> 00:37:11,119 Delighted to meet you, Mr Prime Minister. 574 00:37:11,219 --> 00:37:12,954 Gentlemen. 575 00:37:13,922 --> 00:37:15,391 Please. 576 00:37:16,657 --> 00:37:17,992 Since this is the first year 577 00:37:18,092 --> 00:37:20,028 my country has taken part in the competition, 578 00:37:20,128 --> 00:37:22,498 I thought it rude not to introduce myself. 579 00:37:22,597 --> 00:37:25,467 And I must confess to some curiosity, 580 00:37:25,568 --> 00:37:28,003 seeing so charming a woman in the Commonwealth Club. 581 00:37:28,103 --> 00:37:30,740 There's no great mystery, I can assure you. 582 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,908 I have the very pleasant task 583 00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:35,577 of briefing our three new judges. 584 00:37:35,677 --> 00:37:37,980 The Ambassador of Indonesia, 585 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,148 His Excellency, the High Commissioner of Malawi, 586 00:37:40,248 --> 00:37:43,651 and His Royal Highness, the Maharaja of Baroda. 587 00:37:45,186 --> 00:37:48,123 You'll prove your critics wrong, Mrs Morley. 588 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,126 Miss World does move with the times. 589 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,161 - It does indeed. - And just think, 590 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:55,530 if you were also to appoint me as a judge, 591 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:59,934 you'd have representatives from Asia, Africa and the Caribbean. 592 00:38:02,036 --> 00:38:04,572 What could be more progressive? 593 00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,076 Indee. 594 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:11,980 This way, plea. 595 00:38:25,659 --> 00:38:28,931 Take a seat here, please. Thanks. 596 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:31,666 Lord Bly, Marjorie Jones. Sally Alexander. 597 00:38:37,105 --> 00:38:39,141 Do you think you might be able to wangle 598 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,976 a couple of seats for Miss World this year? 599 00:38:41,076 --> 00:38:43,813 - Of course. - I've taken a liking to Miss Sweden. 600 00:38:43,913 --> 00:38:46,782 - Hello, Lord Bly. - Robin. 601 00:38:46,882 --> 00:38:48,083 Ladie. 602 00:38:48,882 --> 00:38:51,219 Looking rather lovely, if I may say. 603 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,889 We'll be going live in ten seconds. 604 00:38:56,992 --> 00:38:59,929 Well, my dear, you're certainly kicking up a stink about something. 605 00:39:00,028 --> 00:39:01,864 I simply don't understand the problem. 606 00:39:01,963 --> 00:39:05,233 Our objection isn't to the women involved in Miss World. 607 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,669 So what exactly is your objection? 608 00:39:07,769 --> 00:39:09,538 Our objection is not to the women. 609 00:39:09,637 --> 00:39:11,239 You've already said that. Answer the question. 610 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:14,510 Our objection is to the system which accords value 611 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,246 solely on the basis of a culturally imposed physical standard. 612 00:39:18,847 --> 00:39:20,983 I don't even understand what that means. 613 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:23,786 Maybe I'm just too pretty. 614 00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:28,824 Beautiful girls have been admired since time immemorial. 615 00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:31,159 Women are not objects. We are not ornaments. 616 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,162 We are not here for the pleasure of others. 617 00:39:33,262 --> 00:39:36,198 Sally's every t as pretty as h. 618 00:39:36,297 --> 00:39:38,800 ...saying they should be outlawed? 619 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:43,672 What possible harm can there be in a pretty girl displaying her charms? 620 00:39:43,771 --> 00:39:47,842 A woman like Marjorie is not forced to take part in these competitions. 621 00:39:47,943 --> 00:39:49,678 She enters of her own free will. 622 00:39:49,777 --> 00:39:51,980 Exactly. I thik you women's lis 623 00:39:52,081 --> 00:39:54,550 are just a bunch of killjoys 624 00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:57,853 who wanna deny the public a bit of innocent fun. 625 00:39:57,952 --> 00:40:01,523 We are not attacking Marjorie or any other contestant. 626 00:40:01,623 --> 00:40:06,094 We are protesting because this competition symbolises our exploitation. 627 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,631 Why should Marjorie have to earn her place in the world 628 00:40:08,731 --> 00:40:10,199 by looking a particular way? 629 00:40:10,298 --> 00:40:12,902 Why should I? Why should any woman? 630 00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:15,036 You don't. He doesn't. 631 00:40:16,237 --> 00:40:17,840 Why s? 632 00:40:19,641 --> 00:40:21,744 Has she got a point? 633 00:40:21,844 --> 00:40:24,713 I don't deny her sincerity, 634 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:28,651 but to demand that Miss World be banned? 635 00:40:28,751 --> 00:40:32,221 I mean, it's over-emotional, puritanical nonsense. 636 00:40:33,355 --> 00:40:35,791 The only other forum in which participants 637 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,992 are weighed, measured and publicly examined 638 00:40:38,092 --> 00:40:41,896 before being assigned their value is a cattle market. 639 00:40:41,996 --> 00:40:45,099 A cattle market? Well, that's an unappealing analogy. 640 00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:09,023 - And we're off air. - Very good. Thank you very much, everyone. 641 00:41:09,123 --> 00:41:10,959 - That went very well. - Thank you, Robin. 642 00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:14,730 Lord Bly and Miss Jones, of course. 643 00:41:14,829 --> 00:41:16,798 You did very well indeed. 644 00:41:16,898 --> 00:41:18,333 It was extremely clear. 645 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,269 I really enjoyed my time in the pageant. 646 00:41:20,369 --> 00:41:22,371 I don't know what she's talking about. 647 00:41:22,471 --> 00:41:24,306 I'm sure everyone did and enjoyed watching it. 648 00:41:24,405 --> 00:41:26,108 Baffling. 649 00:41:29,244 --> 00:41:32,847 This rehearsal is your chance to get it righ. 650 00:41:32,947 --> 00:41:35,951 Because if you fall flat on your face down this hole or that hole 651 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:38,886 on the night, the world and his wife will be watching. 652 00:41:38,987 --> 00:41:41,657 - Isn't that right, Clive? - That is correct. 653 00:41:41,757 --> 00:41:44,893 What I need you all to do now is to make a line all along here, 654 00:41:44,992 --> 00:41:48,163 all along the hall, from A to Z. 655 00:41:48,262 --> 00:41:51,634 Alphabetical order, please. Come on, hurry, hurry. 656 00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:54,036 Not on the stage, darling, please. Get her off the stage, Clive. 657 00:41:54,135 --> 00:41:56,971 - A, B, C. Alphabetical order. - Around the edge of the stage. 658 00:41:57,072 --> 00:41:59,807 Come on, we've got a live show in three days' time. 659 00:41:59,907 --> 00:42:01,275 - Herd 'em! Herd 'em! - Keep moving. 660 00:42:01,376 --> 00:42:04,046 - Herd them up. Herd them, Clive. - Keep moving. 661 00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:06,382 - I'm Grenada. - G. 662 00:42:06,481 --> 00:42:08,317 Clive, have a look at Japan. 663 00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:11,185 - Right, Japan, find the right space. - Lovely. Straight line. 664 00:42:11,286 --> 00:42:12,721 Af... 665 00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,190 Yugoslavia, what are you doing up here? 666 00:42:15,289 --> 00:42:17,159 That's A. Where does Y go? 667 00:42:17,259 --> 00:42:19,360 Right at the back. Let's get you down here. 668 00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:23,132 Look at her go. There we go. 669 00:42:23,231 --> 00:42:27,702 F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X... 670 00:42:27,802 --> 00:42:29,771 Yugoslavia. Thank you very much. 671 00:42:29,871 --> 00:42:31,806 And through the portal. 672 00:42:31,907 --> 00:42:34,843 Through the portal, and smiling all the time. 673 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:37,379 Brazil! Brazil, eyes on me, please. 674 00:42:37,478 --> 00:42:39,447 Stop. Or there will be accidents. 675 00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:41,750 This is a treacherous stage. 676 00:42:41,849 --> 00:42:43,751 Smile to camer. 677 00:42:43,851 --> 00:42:45,119 Lovely smile. 678 00:42:45,219 --> 00:42:47,689 The whole world is watching. 679 00:42:47,789 --> 00:42:49,925 And walking. 680 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:52,126 And walking and walking, 681 00:42:52,226 --> 00:42:53,828 and mind the step. 682 00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:56,465 Keep smiling, looking up, looking up. 683 00:42:56,565 --> 00:42:59,268 There we are. And we stop here. 684 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,070 And we turn to camera two. 685 00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:05,173 Where's camera two, Clive? 686 00:43:05,273 --> 00:43:08,309 Where's camera two? I'm telling her to turn to camera two. 687 00:43:08,409 --> 00:43:12,047 There's no camera. Clive? I mean, come on. It's not bloody rocket science. 688 00:43:12,146 --> 00:43:15,784 Camera two. Where is it? Can someone please find camera two? 689 00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:16,784 - I'll stand in for... - Chop, chop. 690 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,254 - She can smile at me. - Clive's gonna stand in. 691 00:43:19,353 --> 00:43:20,520 Clive is camera two, everyone. 692 00:43:20,755 --> 00:43:24,793 Clive's standing in. Don't do that, Clive. Don't do the hands thing. 693 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,429 Just stand there. Don't do anything a camera wouldn't do. 694 00:43:27,528 --> 00:43:30,498 Maybe hold a two up so the girls know it's a two, okay? 695 00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:32,768 There we are. So that's camera two. 696 00:43:32,867 --> 00:43:34,235 Clive is camera two. 697 00:43:34,335 --> 00:43:37,171 Give Clive a smile. Keep smiling anywhere you like. 698 00:43:37,271 --> 00:43:39,173 And back and back and back. 699 00:43:39,273 --> 00:43:41,042 Mind the step. Good girl. Good girl. 700 00:43:41,143 --> 00:43:42,510 This is camera three. 701 00:43:42,610 --> 00:43:44,813 This is camera three's big derriere shot. 702 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,115 I'm going to get some fresh air. 703 00:43:47,215 --> 00:43:49,418 Oh, I'm afraid you can't do that without me. 704 00:43:49,518 --> 00:43:51,220 Miss Sweden? 705 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,123 My name is Maj Christel Johansson. 706 00:43:54,222 --> 00:43:55,990 Miss Johansson, please. 707 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:58,326 Just give me two minuts while I get my bag. 708 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,195 This way. Step, step, step. 709 00:44:01,996 --> 00:44:03,965 Maj, it's Jennifer. 710 00:44:11,271 --> 00:44:12,940 - You all right? - Come on in. 711 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,917 You're so serene. 712 00:44:23,018 --> 00:44:26,420 I mean, how do you put up with this bullshit? 713 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:30,425 You are a very lucky person if you think this is being treated badly. 714 00:44:32,594 --> 00:44:36,164 After all, you're the favourite to win. 715 00:44:36,264 --> 00:44:40,168 I don't want to be the favourite if this is what it gets me. 716 00:44:40,268 --> 00:44:42,537 There's no point swimming against the tide. 717 00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:44,972 One just has to rise with it. 718 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:51,112 What do you do when you're not being ordered around 719 00:44:51,213 --> 00:44:53,182 by a funny Englishman with strange hair? 720 00:44:55,148 --> 00:44:57,385 I'm an air hostess. 721 00:44:57,485 --> 00:45:00,087 But my ambition is to work in broadcasting. 722 00:45:01,188 --> 00:45:02,857 For real? 723 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,228 Or just for them to say, "Miss Grenada's ambition is..." 724 00:45:06,327 --> 00:45:07,496 For real. 725 00:45:09,463 --> 00:45:11,866 You'd be a good broadcaster. 726 00:45:11,967 --> 00:45:13,836 You speak so nicely. 727 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,505 I was properly raised. 728 00:45:18,373 --> 00:45:21,175 My father's a lawyer and my mother's a teacher. 729 00:45:22,577 --> 00:45:26,315 "Elocution and deportment matter, Jennifer." 730 00:45:30,617 --> 00:45:32,920 I work as a model. 731 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,489 But I'd like to study. 732 00:45:36,456 --> 00:45:39,393 I thought with the prize money, I could maybe come to England and... 733 00:45:40,929 --> 00:45:43,264 But it's all just people pushing you around 734 00:45:43,364 --> 00:45:45,933 and flash bulbs in your face the whole time. 735 00:45:47,568 --> 00:45:50,272 Not so many flashbulbs for me. 736 00:45:50,371 --> 00:45:52,206 Like I said, it's all bullshit. 737 00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:56,545 I mean, doesn't it make you angry? 738 00:45:58,045 --> 00:45:59,280 You know... 739 00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:05,420 I think maybe... it makes me more determined. 740 00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:12,493 - Congratulations. - Bloody hell, Clive. 741 00:46:12,594 --> 00:46:15,429 Don't take it so seriously. Just leave the crown. 742 00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:17,332 Do you want me to adjust the little clamp? 743 00:46:17,431 --> 00:46:18,933 I'll do the clamp. Just... 744 00:46:38,353 --> 00:46:40,422 Big smile on the face. 745 00:46:40,521 --> 00:46:42,556 Gold crown on the head. 746 00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:46,094 Walking down the catwalk, minding the step, of course. 747 00:46:46,193 --> 00:46:49,063 It's a bloody dream come true. 748 00:46:49,164 --> 00:46:52,601 Who would have believed it, little me, Miss World? 749 00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,536 And taking it all in. 750 00:46:54,635 --> 00:46:56,438 Un, deux, troi. 751 00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:03,077 Uno, due... Crying if you like. You will cry. 752 00:47:03,177 --> 00:47:05,713 Yes, yes, yes, I am sh. 753 00:47:05,813 --> 00:47:07,949 I am Miss World. 754 00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:10,652 I am the one, the beautiful one. 755 00:47:10,751 --> 00:47:13,721 I am free. I am she. 756 00:47:13,822 --> 00:47:16,258 Miss Miss World. 757 00:47:16,358 --> 00:47:18,493 I like that unm of yours. 758 00:47:18,592 --> 00:47:20,461 They should cut them like that in the military. 759 00:47:20,561 --> 00:47:23,431 We could dazzle the enemy into submission. 760 00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:25,467 Absolutely. 761 00:47:27,168 --> 00:47:29,338 You are funny, Mr Hope. 762 00:47:29,438 --> 00:47:31,974 No, I'm serious. This man knows what I'm talking about. 763 00:47:32,074 --> 00:47:33,575 Look at him. Him too. 764 00:47:33,675 --> 00:47:35,711 You know, it's the funniest thing, Archie. 765 00:47:37,378 --> 00:47:40,615 The last time Bob guested on this show, 766 00:47:40,715 --> 00:47:42,550 oh, it must ben years ago now, 767 00:47:43,585 --> 00:47:46,588 he brought the winning girl home with him. 768 00:47:47,922 --> 00:47:52,427 Got it into his head he was going to make a movie star out of he. 769 00:47:54,362 --> 00:47:58,133 It turned out she didn't have the least aptitude for it. 770 00:48:01,601 --> 00:48:04,772 She's still in California, as a matter of fact. 771 00:48:06,407 --> 00:48:09,044 Though what she lives off, Lord alone knows. 772 00:48:10,777 --> 00:48:14,615 I suppose she found herself a sugar daddy somewhere. 773 00:48:18,518 --> 00:48:20,721 I'm sure she was grateful for the break. 774 00:48:20,822 --> 00:48:22,457 I know I am. 775 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:25,992 How's my script coming, Archie? 776 00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:29,431 We were thinking we could make something of the fact your folks were British, 777 00:48:29,530 --> 00:48:31,400 you know, as an opener. 778 00:48:33,568 --> 00:48:35,670 "Of course, I was born here in London. 779 00:48:35,769 --> 00:48:38,139 You can probably tell from the accent." 780 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:46,114 Idea is, I'm supposed to be funny. 781 00:48:46,213 --> 00:48:49,418 Let's try and keep it that way, huh? 782 00:48:49,518 --> 00:48:52,286 So, topics for your dissertations. 783 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:54,489 How are you getting on? 784 00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:57,192 No. N. 785 00:48:57,291 --> 00:49:00,295 The Industrial Revolution in Scotland. 786 00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:03,065 Good choice. 787 00:49:03,164 --> 00:49:04,298 Sally? 788 00:49:04,398 --> 00:49:06,134 I was thinking about looking at it 789 00:49:06,233 --> 00:49:08,369 from the point of view of women workers. 790 00:49:09,603 --> 00:49:11,072 Mm, it's a bit niche. 791 00:49:11,838 --> 00:49:13,574 You might want to rethink. 792 00:49:14,675 --> 00:49:16,211 Or at least refocus. 793 00:49:17,478 --> 00:49:20,182 Er... sorry? Re... Refocus how? 794 00:49:20,282 --> 00:49:24,452 Er, perhaps broaden the scope a little. 795 00:49:26,487 --> 00:49:28,389 You know, I saw you on TV. 796 00:49:29,322 --> 00:49:32,293 - Sally was on TV? Oh! - Yeah. 797 00:49:32,393 --> 00:49:35,663 Interesting stuff, but don't let it draw you into a cul-de-sac, 798 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:38,166 academically speaking. 799 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:42,304 Your subject needs to have a genuine relevance. 800 00:49:42,403 --> 00:49:47,409 Best to steer clear of more... minority interests. 801 00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:51,712 Lawrence... 802 00:49:53,414 --> 00:49:55,784 you need to register your topic by next week. 803 00:50:17,271 --> 00:50:19,673 Right, that's loaded up. All needs to go inside. 804 00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:27,382 - Hiya. - Sorry I'm late. 805 00:50:27,481 --> 00:50:29,351 You haven't missed anything. 806 00:50:29,451 --> 00:50:32,387 We've just been smoking and watching, like in a heist film. 807 00:50:34,722 --> 00:50:37,592 - You all right? - Yes, I'm fine. 808 00:50:39,226 --> 00:50:41,896 Well, there's obviously something wrong. 809 00:50:41,996 --> 00:50:43,764 Why don't you just say? 810 00:50:45,733 --> 00:50:49,571 Turns out my seat at the table is actually a high chair. 811 00:50:49,670 --> 00:50:51,472 What, and you're surprised? 812 00:51:06,653 --> 00:51:08,789 - That's Eric Morley. - Who? 813 00:51:08,889 --> 00:51:10,592 Mr Miss World. 814 00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:11,893 Is this gonna come forward? 815 00:51:11,992 --> 00:51:14,795 The man who invented this competition. That's his wife. 816 00:51:16,797 --> 00:51:20,302 On the night, this area will be shut down, cordoned off, nice and secure. 817 00:51:21,702 --> 00:51:24,306 We're making sure we keep on top of every situation. 818 00:51:26,574 --> 00:51:29,244 We'd infiltrate the theatre. 819 00:51:29,344 --> 00:51:32,347 - I don't get what she's talking about. - An unrehearsed happening. 820 00:51:32,447 --> 00:51:34,883 - What does that mean? - A planned invasion. 821 00:51:34,983 --> 00:51:37,552 What do you mean, infiltrate? Do you mean go inside? 822 00:51:37,652 --> 00:51:40,255 Why not? That's where the cameras will be. 823 00:51:40,355 --> 00:51:41,990 It's probably against the law, for a start. 824 00:51:42,090 --> 00:51:44,326 They're turning oppression into a spectacle. 825 00:51:44,425 --> 00:51:46,260 Let's make a spectacle of our own. 826 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,895 We'd still demonstrate outside? 827 00:51:47,996 --> 00:51:50,264 Of course. We'd just have an action inside as well. 828 00:51:50,364 --> 00:51:52,433 Who'd be prepared to go inside? 829 00:51:57,338 --> 00:52:00,375 Hold on. How do we actually get in without being caught? 830 00:52:02,543 --> 00:52:05,380 We'd buy tickets. 831 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,248 Unless that's too organised. 832 00:52:07,349 --> 00:52:10,485 And you lot would... you'd have to blend in. 833 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:22,364 Communal clothes. 834 00:52:23,731 --> 00:52:26,001 - Whoo! - Ow, wow! 835 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,271 - Oh, I love them. - No. You look like a bag lady. 836 00:52:29,371 --> 00:52:31,573 What? I look like you. It's what you're wearing. 837 00:52:33,606 --> 00:52:34,942 This is your skirt. 838 00:52:35,043 --> 00:52:37,311 I think we're gonna win. 839 00:52:37,411 --> 00:52:38,879 I think we look great. 840 00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:40,581 Look, just... could you... 841 00:52:40,681 --> 00:52:43,617 - She's getting serious. - God, I can't breathe. 842 00:52:43,717 --> 00:52:44,786 Shoes. 843 00:52:45,985 --> 00:52:47,855 Oh, hello. 844 00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:52,394 Ladylike. 845 00:52:54,894 --> 00:52:57,831 I look exactly like my mother. 846 00:52:57,931 --> 00:53:00,734 I look like my mother's sofa. 847 00:53:00,835 --> 00:53:03,905 I look like the kind of woman I never, ever want to be. 848 00:53:04,005 --> 00:53:05,640 Perfect. 849 00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:25,626 - What next? - How about: 850 00:53:25,726 --> 00:53:28,797 "I'm not beautiful, I'm not ugly, I'm angry"? 851 00:53:28,896 --> 00:53:30,465 Yeah! 852 00:53:30,565 --> 00:53:31,800 Yay! 853 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:34,369 - Arriba! - Thank you. 854 00:53:43,610 --> 00:53:45,512 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 855 00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:49,116 We're angry! 856 00:54:04,063 --> 00:54:06,067 I can go lower if you like. 857 00:54:20,681 --> 00:54:22,684 This is so nic. 858 00:54:22,784 --> 00:54:23,651 I know. 859 00:54:23,818 --> 00:54:26,788 Sometimes I can't believe it's really happening. 860 00:54:28,789 --> 00:54:31,860 I'm a machinist in a shoe fact. 861 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,429 And when the boss came to say that I was going to London, 862 00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:38,700 everyone on the shop floor was cheering. 863 00:54:39,867 --> 00:54:42,403 Standing up and cheering. 864 00:54:44,038 --> 00:54:45,974 Now I'm here. 865 00:54:50,143 --> 00:54:53,180 Will it be hard, going back? 866 00:54:56,617 --> 00:54:58,887 I can't talk about that. 867 00:54:58,987 --> 00:55:01,755 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry. 868 00:55:05,492 --> 00:55:07,996 The authorities warned me. 869 00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:12,934 They said if I talk about home... 870 00:55:14,568 --> 00:55:16,137 ...they won't let me back. 871 00:55:18,105 --> 00:55:20,108 I won't get to see my parents again. 872 00:55:21,742 --> 00:55:24,746 - What? - Before I got on the plane, 873 00:55:24,846 --> 00:55:26,981 they showed me all these photographs 874 00:55:27,081 --> 00:55:30,084 of people I'm supposed te nothing to do. 875 00:55:30,184 --> 00:55:32,120 What kind of people? 876 00:55:32,219 --> 00:55:35,956 Certain journalists. A man called Peter Hain. 877 00:55:36,056 --> 00:55:37,858 Political peop. 878 00:55:42,862 --> 00:55:44,531 Home. 879 00:55:45,798 --> 00:55:47,735 I want to see my parents aga. 880 00:55:51,572 --> 00:55:53,007 Sorry. 881 00:55:55,909 --> 00:56:00,114 Maybe home will be different if you're Miss World. 882 00:56:04,985 --> 00:56:08,690 We're not going to be Miss Wor. 883 00:56:08,789 --> 00:56:11,893 Girls, you wanna dance a salsa? 884 00:56:11,992 --> 00:56:14,496 Pearl, Jennifer, we're gonna dance the salsa. 885 00:56:14,596 --> 00:56:15,963 Come on. Come and danc. 886 00:56:17,030 --> 00:56:19,132 All together. 887 00:56:19,233 --> 00:56:22,537 And one step forward, one step back. 888 00:56:46,693 --> 00:56:48,929 Uh... uh. 889 00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:53,101 A little Cupid bow lip. 890 00:56:54,635 --> 00:56:55,637 Perfect. 891 00:56:55,737 --> 00:56:57,704 Now, what do you think? 892 00:56:59,172 --> 00:57:01,174 Oh, my. 893 00:57:01,275 --> 00:57:03,677 Glamo. 894 00:57:05,045 --> 00:57:07,048 Let's get your hair back. 895 00:57:07,148 --> 00:57:10,684 Sorry. Sorry, I know, I'm really late. 896 00:57:14,153 --> 00:57:16,657 - What are you still doing up? - Look at my face. 897 00:57:16,757 --> 00:57:18,960 She didn't want to go to bed until she'd seen you. 898 00:57:19,059 --> 00:57:21,695 Mum, you've put lipstick on her. 899 00:57:21,795 --> 00:57:24,731 - Granny says you're very naughty. - I'm really sorry. 900 00:57:24,831 --> 00:57:27,335 What if I hadn't been here? What if I'd had plans? 901 00:57:27,434 --> 00:57:31,172 Mum, I really appreciate everything you do. I am so sorry. 902 00:57:31,271 --> 00:57:35,143 All this whining and complaining about the patriarchy. 903 00:57:35,242 --> 00:57:38,179 Other girls are perfectly happy as they are. 904 00:57:38,278 --> 00:57:40,847 Well, I'm not a girl. I'm a woman. 905 00:57:40,947 --> 00:57:44,117 For heaven's sake, Sally. Look at yourself. 906 00:57:44,217 --> 00:57:46,086 Divorced, living in chaos, 907 00:57:46,186 --> 00:57:48,755 and spending every spare hour you've got campaigning. 908 00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:51,960 What normal woman would choose to live like you? 909 00:57:52,059 --> 00:57:54,895 Abi, could you go and put your pyjamas on, please, and wash that off your face? 910 00:57:54,996 --> 00:57:57,065 I'll be in in a minute. Thank you. 911 00:57:58,931 --> 00:58:00,968 And while you're off with your fanatics, 912 00:58:01,068 --> 00:58:04,038 Gareth and I are looking after your daughter. 913 00:58:04,137 --> 00:58:05,973 Seems to me liberation just means 914 00:58:06,074 --> 00:58:08,710 getting someone else to do your job for you. 915 00:58:08,809 --> 00:58:11,378 So it's all right one half of the world has all the power, 916 00:58:11,478 --> 00:58:14,081 - and the other half just has to lump it? - Don't be so melodramatic. 917 00:58:14,181 --> 00:58:16,149 Don't be so bl. 918 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,385 You couldn't even get a bank account without Dad's permission. 919 00:58:18,485 --> 00:58:20,355 The doctor wouldn't give you birth control. 920 00:58:20,454 --> 00:58:23,324 That was one bank manager and one doctor. 921 00:58:23,423 --> 00:58:26,059 Just because you swallowed it doesn't mean I have to. 922 00:58:26,159 --> 00:58:29,763 Do you know what really makes me laugh about all this? 923 00:58:29,864 --> 00:58:34,068 You fighting for women's rights when you always took your father's side. 924 00:58:34,168 --> 00:58:37,704 "When I grow up, I want to be like Daddy." 925 00:58:37,804 --> 00:58:39,406 That's because he did things. 926 00:58:39,507 --> 00:58:42,710 He smoked cigarettes and went in taxis and had adventures. 927 00:58:42,809 --> 00:58:46,279 - I wanted to have adventures. - I'm sorry that you found me so dull. 928 00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:49,317 I didn't find you dull. You were just trapped. 929 00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:53,286 You were trapped in a restrictive, poky little domestic world, 930 00:58:53,387 --> 00:58:55,657 with no aspiration and no opportunity. 931 00:58:55,757 --> 00:58:57,858 Of course I didn't want to be you. 932 00:58:57,958 --> 00:59:00,360 Nobody should have to be you. That's the point. 933 00:59:05,965 --> 00:59:09,436 And what would have happened to you and your sisters 934 00:59:09,536 --> 00:59:12,706 if I'd thought like you, if I'd done what you're doing? 935 00:59:12,806 --> 00:59:16,276 Neglected my poky little domestic world, 936 00:59:16,376 --> 00:59:19,212 neglected my marriage, neglected my children? 937 00:59:24,251 --> 00:59:27,789 You think you can have the same freedoms as a man, but you can't. 938 00:59:27,889 --> 00:59:30,458 You ca. 939 01:01:47,494 --> 01:01:49,496 - Yeah? - Mr Morley? 940 01:01:49,597 --> 01:01:51,465 We've got a situation, sir. 941 01:01:51,565 --> 01:01:54,534 Anarchists have attacked one of the vans outside the venue. 942 01:01:54,635 --> 01:01:56,938 - What's that? - Anarchists. 943 01:01:59,472 --> 01:02:01,442 Mr Morley? Sir? 944 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,311 Well, if the anarchists wanna have a pop, they can join the bloody queue. 945 01:02:04,411 --> 01:02:06,246 But they'll have to get through me first. 946 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,052 Anarchists? 947 01:02:13,253 --> 01:02:16,190 - She's sleeping. - Sal. Sal. 948 01:02:16,289 --> 01:02:18,558 - What? - Something's happened. 949 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,530 There's been a bomb outside the theatre. 950 01:02:24,331 --> 01:02:26,099 So... 951 01:02:26,199 --> 01:02:29,369 theree more, more. 952 01:02:33,373 --> 01:02:35,476 I'm s. 953 01:02:35,576 --> 01:02:37,545 About what? 954 01:02:37,644 --> 01:02:40,981 Well, that you're gonna have to call it off. 955 01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,652 Well, no. 956 01:02:44,751 --> 01:02:48,221 No. Erm... Well, we'll just be more careful. 957 01:02:49,422 --> 01:02:50,590 Careful? 958 01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:53,628 It was a bomb. 959 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,930 Yes, I understand that. 960 01:02:56,030 --> 01:03:00,301 If anything kicks off, the authorities aren't gonna muck about. 961 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,003 What if you get arrested? 962 01:03:03,103 --> 01:03:05,438 The university will just chuck you out. 963 01:03:06,306 --> 01:03:08,675 - What about Abi? - It's not your decision. 964 01:03:08,775 --> 01:03:10,911 No, but you know bloody well I'm right. 965 01:03:49,016 --> 01:03:51,018 Yeah, coming. 966 01:03:54,021 --> 01:03:57,358 Oh. Blimey, you're early. Come in. 967 01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:01,095 - Do you want a brew? I just put the kettle on. - Jo, I... 968 01:04:01,195 --> 01:04:03,998 They're ramping up security at the theatre. Somebody planted a... 969 01:04:04,097 --> 01:04:07,500 Bomb, yeah, we heard. It was The Angry Brigade. 970 01:04:07,601 --> 01:04:11,137 Well, it's not gonna change anything for us, though, is it? 971 01:04:11,237 --> 01:04:13,540 We're not gonna let their actions scupper ours. 972 01:04:21,047 --> 01:04:22,349 Oh, I see. 973 01:04:24,351 --> 01:04:27,021 What, has it got a bit too risky now, has it? 974 01:04:27,121 --> 01:04:29,256 A bit too much like the real thing? 975 01:04:29,356 --> 01:04:31,559 I... I came to warn yo. 976 01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:33,494 But seeing as you already kn. 977 01:04:39,298 --> 01:04:42,003 Don't worry. Go and bugger off home. 978 01:04:42,103 --> 01:04:44,238 Leave it to us to make sure your daughter doesn't have to grow up 979 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:45,706 in the same shitty world we did. 980 01:04:45,806 --> 01:04:48,208 But just remember, right, you get the world you deserve, 981 01:04:48,309 --> 01:04:51,278 and if you don't fight, you deserve the world you fucking get. 982 01:05:07,594 --> 01:05:10,231 - It wasn't in the venue itself. - No, Julia. 983 01:05:10,331 --> 01:05:13,666 I don't need any hand-holding, damn it. I just... 984 01:05:13,766 --> 01:05:17,471 Hell, I just wanna know you people aren't gonna screw this thing up again. 985 01:05:17,570 --> 01:05:21,107 Where's Eric in all this? Where's your husband? 986 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,045 - Actually, I thought... - I read there were protests planned. 987 01:05:24,144 --> 01:05:27,047 Were you gonna mention that, or did you figure they'd be more fun 988 01:05:27,148 --> 01:05:28,749 if they came as a surprise? 989 01:05:31,184 --> 01:05:34,188 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 990 01:05:34,288 --> 01:05:36,389 We're angry! 991 01:05:36,489 --> 01:05:39,692 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 992 01:05:39,793 --> 01:05:42,396 We're angry! 993 01:05:42,496 --> 01:05:45,298 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 994 01:05:45,398 --> 01:05:48,301 There we go, Mandy. I'm gonna give you your medicine. 995 01:05:51,338 --> 01:05:54,809 There we go, Mr Teddy. Do you feel better now? 996 01:05:56,844 --> 01:05:59,079 Now I'm gonna bandage you up. 997 01:06:10,523 --> 01:06:14,761 Does your arm hurt a little bit? It's a very long bandage. 998 01:06:47,226 --> 01:06:49,329 I just want you to be safe. 999 01:06:50,429 --> 01:06:51,698 - I know. - Sal... 1000 01:06:51,798 --> 01:06:53,166 I know. 1001 01:07:04,478 --> 01:07:06,480 Eric Morley is king of the cattle market! 1002 01:07:09,916 --> 01:07:12,286 Beauty contests degrade women! 1003 01:07:15,288 --> 01:07:18,259 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 1004 01:07:18,358 --> 01:07:19,559 Equality for women! 1005 01:07:22,762 --> 01:07:25,231 Down to apartheid! 1006 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,903 Shame on you! Shame on you! 1007 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:30,604 Jobs for women as people! 1008 01:07:30,704 --> 01:07:32,873 We're not beautiful! We're not ugly! 1009 01:07:32,972 --> 01:07:34,875 - Shame on you! - We want equality! 1010 01:07:34,974 --> 01:07:39,179 We want equality now! We want equality now! 1011 01:07:41,414 --> 01:07:42,917 Judge the judges, not the women! 1012 01:07:48,021 --> 01:07:50,758 You're being exploited! 1013 01:07:52,592 --> 01:07:55,762 You're being exploited! 1014 01:07:55,862 --> 01:07:59,432 End this shameful cattle market! 1015 01:08:05,704 --> 01:08:09,275 So this is the eye of the revolution, huh? 1016 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,612 My God. 1017 01:08:11,711 --> 01:08:13,980 Up close, it sure is revolting. 1018 01:08:14,081 --> 01:08:16,417 We want libera! 1019 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,396 Over here, miss. 1020 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:32,432 - Open your bag, please. - They're checking bags. 1021 01:08:33,432 --> 01:08:34,868 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1022 01:08:34,967 --> 01:08:36,604 Everything all right? 1023 01:08:36,703 --> 01:08:38,639 Everything running like clockwork, sir. 1024 01:08:38,738 --> 01:08:40,940 - Hello there. - Thank you. 1025 01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:43,344 Miss? Miss? I need to check your bag, please. 1026 01:08:43,877 --> 01:08:45,512 Here's my bag. 1027 01:08:45,612 --> 01:08:48,949 Before anyone sees. You need this one as well, okay? 1028 01:08:49,048 --> 01:08:50,850 Miss? 1029 01:08:50,951 --> 01:08:52,786 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 1030 01:08:55,788 --> 01:08:57,625 Quick, give me my ticket. 1031 01:08:58,725 --> 01:09:00,594 - No. - What? 1032 01:09:00,694 --> 01:09:03,931 Why should I? You already let us down once. 1033 01:09:04,030 --> 01:09:05,532 Well, I c... 1034 01:09:05,631 --> 01:09:07,500 I told the usher that you've got it. 1035 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,836 So, tell him you lost t and then sod off. 1036 01:09:09,936 --> 01:09:11,704 We can't risk you ballsing this up. 1037 01:09:11,805 --> 01:09:14,775 You are the one ballsing this up. He's coming, and if he gets here, 1038 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,710 he's gonna search you, he's gonna search me. 1039 01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,815 We're so sorry. 1040 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:26,754 - Thank you. Have a good evening. - Thank you very much. 1041 01:09:28,555 --> 01:09:30,291 - Idiot. - Individualist. 1042 01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:35,962 Almost 30 years after the coronation, 1043 01:09:36,063 --> 01:09:39,667 the eyes of the world are once more focused on London 1044 01:09:39,766 --> 01:09:42,302 and the dream of a crown. 1045 01:09:45,537 --> 01:09:48,308 Fifty of the most beautiful girls from across the globe 1046 01:09:48,408 --> 01:09:52,078 are arriving here tonight, knowing that one of them will go home 1047 01:09:52,179 --> 01:09:54,782 as Miss World 1970. 1048 01:09:54,881 --> 01:09:56,983 North, south, east, west, 1049 01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:59,752 who's the girl we love the best? 1050 01:09:59,853 --> 01:10:01,922 Whatever the outcome, one thing is certain: 1051 01:10:02,021 --> 01:10:06,559 One of these beauties is going to become the luckiest girl in the world. 1052 01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:13,733 I think I'm supposed to be Britannia. 1053 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:16,470 I wonder if Britannia's a goddess. Or maybe 1054 01:10:16,569 --> 01:10:19,672 she's just a symbol, like the British bulldog. 1055 01:10:19,773 --> 01:10:22,476 At least they didn't dress me up as Churchill. 1056 01:10:29,748 --> 01:10:33,886 Maybe if I just have it over the eye, like Veronica Lake. 1057 01:10:36,155 --> 01:10:37,957 Oh, why? 1058 01:10:38,057 --> 01:10:39,760 I think it looks cute. 1059 01:10:41,728 --> 01:10:43,663 Hear that? 1060 01:10:43,764 --> 01:10:46,132 Someone always wants to rain on your parade. 1061 01:10:46,233 --> 01:10:47,900 What are you meant to be? 1062 01:10:49,702 --> 01:10:51,070 A nutmeg princess. 1063 01:10:51,171 --> 01:10:54,007 Oh. I thought you were a tree. 1064 01:10:56,475 --> 01:11:00,580 Bob Hope is coming! 1065 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,583 This way, Mr Hope. Can I just say what an honour it is... 1066 01:11:03,684 --> 01:11:05,753 Hello, ladies. How are you? 1067 01:11:05,853 --> 01:11:07,421 Hi. 1068 01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,689 What is this, the waiting room? 1069 01:11:09,789 --> 01:11:12,760 - Mr Hope. - How are you, girls? How are you? 1070 01:11:12,859 --> 01:11:15,461 - USA. - Yes. 1071 01:11:20,567 --> 01:11:22,603 Okay, everyone. 1072 01:11:22,703 --> 01:11:25,072 Standing by to go live. 1073 01:11:25,171 --> 01:11:26,539 In ten... 1074 01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:29,108 nine... 1075 01:11:30,909 --> 01:11:33,113 eight, seven... 1076 01:11:34,247 --> 01:11:35,682 six, 1077 01:11:35,782 --> 01:11:36,984 five... 1078 01:11:47,025 --> 01:11:48,996 Good evening, or good morning, 1079 01:11:49,095 --> 01:11:51,864 depending on which part of the planet you are tuning in from, 1080 01:11:51,965 --> 01:11:55,802 and welcome to Miss World 1970. 1081 01:12:05,677 --> 01:12:07,648 That's it. Hurry, hurr. Come on. 1082 01:12:08,881 --> 01:12:10,183 Ssh, ssh, ssh. 1083 01:12:12,018 --> 01:12:14,755 This parade of international female perfection 1084 01:12:14,854 --> 01:12:18,524 is even more of a male pulse racer than ever before. 1085 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:22,128 Astronauts can go to the moon and fetch back prime lumps of rock, 1086 01:12:22,229 --> 01:12:24,498 but they won'td anything to eql 1087 01:12:24,597 --> 01:12:26,899 these treasures of good old Ea. 1088 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,904 And there's no need to look any further than here tonight for heavenly forms. 1089 01:12:31,003 --> 01:12:34,608 Who from this stunning line-up will be named 1090 01:12:34,707 --> 01:12:36,676 Miss Magnificent? 1091 01:12:42,748 --> 01:12:45,551 It may not be rocket science, but it's certainly going to be 1092 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:48,087 a difficult decision for our judges. 1093 01:12:48,188 --> 01:12:50,190 And for all of you watching at home. 1094 01:12:56,061 --> 01:12:59,867 Holland. Japan! Japan, stop pushing. Japan! 1095 01:12:59,966 --> 01:13:03,135 - Where's... Come on, Mexico! ¡Arriba! - Ssh, ssh! 1096 01:13:05,805 --> 01:13:07,974 I think we know the audience's favourite. 1097 01:13:08,074 --> 01:13:10,277 Listen to that applause. 1098 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,716 - Off, off, off. - Tonight, Planet Earth 1099 01:13:16,817 --> 01:13:19,286 has just one thing on its mind: 1100 01:13:19,386 --> 01:13:24,258 girls, girls, girls, girls, girls. 1101 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:26,927 Bloody Yugoslavia! 1102 01:13:27,027 --> 01:13:29,762 - Come on. Yugoslavia, please. - Catch up. 1103 01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:31,899 Please, darling. We haven't got time for this. 1104 01:13:38,604 --> 01:13:42,275 As we were enjoying the national costume parade, the judges... 1105 01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,011 First-round selection. 1106 01:13:44,110 --> 01:13:45,546 ...selection for the final 15. 1107 01:13:45,645 --> 01:13:48,849 USA, Australia, Ceylon, Ecuador... 1108 01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:52,920 Ecuador? 1109 01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,222 Ecuador? Where's Ecuado? 1110 01:13:55,322 --> 01:13:56,757 Try Malta. 1111 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:04,697 We'll be seeing the girls in evening gowns, 1112 01:14:04,797 --> 01:14:07,300 and then it's a quick change into swimwear. 1113 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,237 So any ladies planning to lock their husbands in the cellar 1114 01:14:10,337 --> 01:14:13,307 before the bathing suits make an appearance, hold off just a little longer. 1115 01:14:16,643 --> 01:14:18,679 - I can't believe it. - Just turn it around. 1116 01:14:24,417 --> 01:14:26,820 - We made it! - Ssh, ssh! 1117 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,724 We started the evening with more than 50 girls 1118 01:14:30,823 --> 01:14:32,291 hoping to become Miss World. 1119 01:14:32,391 --> 01:14:34,126 We now have 15. 1120 01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:43,604 And, ladies and gentlemen, if your favourite isn't among them, 1121 01:14:43,703 --> 01:14:46,139 time to get a new favourite. 1122 01:14:46,238 --> 01:14:50,843 First, number one, Miss Africa South, Pearl Jansen. 1123 01:15:08,427 --> 01:15:10,396 Pah! 1124 01:15:11,698 --> 01:15:13,967 This is your five-minute call, Mr Hope. 1125 01:15:14,067 --> 01:15:15,902 We're about to go to swimwear. 1126 01:15:16,002 --> 01:15:18,972 My favourite destination. 1127 01:15:19,072 --> 01:15:22,643 Sandra is a hazel-eyed blonde and works as a model. 1128 01:15:22,743 --> 01:15:27,180 Her measurements are 36-22-36. 1129 01:15:28,847 --> 01:15:30,751 Oh, good. An English spe. 1130 01:15:30,850 --> 01:15:32,385 You do speak English, don't you? 1131 01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:34,354 I certainly ho. 1132 01:15:34,453 --> 01:15:38,024 Well, I'm sure the audience will agree you do it very charmingly. 1133 01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:42,261 Next, number 21, Miss Grenada, Jennifer Hosten. 1134 01:15:42,362 --> 01:15:43,997 Go on, Jennifer! 1135 01:15:44,096 --> 01:15:48,001 Miss Grenada is 22 and works as an air hostess. 1136 01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:51,137 She has brown eyes and black hair, 1137 01:15:51,238 --> 01:15:56,443 and her measurements are 34-25-36. 1138 01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:59,011 I'm sure it's a wonderful life being an air hostess, 1139 01:15:59,112 --> 01:16:02,082 but do you have any other ambitions? 1140 01:16:02,181 --> 01:16:06,452 Actually, I've always wanted to work in broadcasting. 1141 01:16:06,552 --> 01:16:08,255 Sounds as if you're after m. 1142 01:16:08,354 --> 01:16:10,389 Perhaps you should be interviewing me. 1143 01:16:10,489 --> 01:16:12,759 - I'd love to. - On second thoughts, 1144 01:16:12,859 --> 01:16:16,730 you look like the sort of person who might get my secrets out of me. 1145 01:16:16,829 --> 01:16:20,367 So before I give away too much, perhaps it's time for you to join the others. 1146 01:16:20,466 --> 01:16:23,969 - Quite a girl, wouldn't you say? - Our final 15 contestants. 1147 01:16:25,572 --> 01:16:27,841 - ¡Arriba! - Come on, girls. 1148 01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:29,341 Feedi. 1149 01:16:29,442 --> 01:16:31,778 That's it. Line up here so they can see you. 1150 01:16:31,877 --> 01:16:35,014 That's it. I think we're all here. 1151 01:16:35,114 --> 01:16:37,184 And a lovely lp it is too. 1152 01:16:37,283 --> 01:16:40,019 As you all kno, there are two s to every quest, 1153 01:16:40,119 --> 01:16:42,354 and this is your chance to see both of them. 1154 01:16:42,454 --> 01:16:44,291 Girls, if you d please turn. 1155 01:16:58,871 --> 01:17:00,873 Wait till the girls are off stage. 1156 01:17:24,997 --> 01:17:27,334 Lovely though that view is, please turn back. 1157 01:17:29,969 --> 01:17:32,838 And now, ladies, if you don't mind, it's time to lead off. 1158 01:17:43,850 --> 01:17:47,521 We've seen a lot of hope in this auditorium here tonight. 1159 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:49,523 And we're about to see some mo, 1160 01:17:49,622 --> 01:17:52,391 because while the judges select their final seven, 1161 01:17:52,492 --> 01:17:55,128 here is the man you've all been waiting for. 1162 01:17:55,228 --> 01:17:57,430 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bob Hope. 1163 01:18:21,988 --> 01:18:24,191 Thank you. 1164 01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:27,027 Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. 1165 01:18:27,127 --> 01:18:30,330 It is so nice to be here. 1166 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:33,900 I don't know about you, but I've had about enough of these women libbers 1167 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,203 claiming that this is nothing more than a cattle market. 1168 01:18:37,304 --> 01:18:40,472 Talk about milking a grievance. 1169 01:18:40,573 --> 01:18:42,342 Oh, moo! 1170 01:18:44,109 --> 01:18:46,011 But, really, as far as I'm concerned, 1171 01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:47,913 it goes in one ear and out the udder. 1172 01:18:49,547 --> 01:18:52,219 The real reason that I'm here is we take Miss World 1173 01:18:52,319 --> 01:18:56,022 down to our Christmas show in Vietnam every single year. 1174 01:18:56,122 --> 01:19:00,427 It's a great morale booster. And at my age, I need it. 1175 01:19:02,194 --> 01:19:03,996 I do love the girls we have here tonight. 1176 01:19:04,096 --> 01:19:06,198 Beautiful girls here. All so lovely. 1177 01:19:06,298 --> 01:19:08,167 I love these ladies, in fact. 1178 01:19:08,268 --> 01:19:10,302 I don't want you to think I'm some kind of brute 1179 01:19:10,403 --> 01:19:13,506 that doesn't consider the feelings of women, of course. 1180 01:19:13,605 --> 01:19:16,175 I consider feeling women all the time. 1181 01:19:18,078 --> 01:19:19,246 Fuck this. 1182 01:19:19,345 --> 01:19:21,180 No, but I would say that about two... 1183 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,416 Shame on you, Bob Hope! 1184 01:19:31,157 --> 01:19:32,958 Shame on you! 1185 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:35,261 Ladies and... 1186 01:19:45,637 --> 01:19:47,172 - Shame on you! - Ssh. 1187 01:19:49,641 --> 01:19:51,944 - Shame on you! - Shame on you! 1188 01:19:52,045 --> 01:19:53,380 Shame on you! 1189 01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:56,548 - This is out of control. - Stay where you are. 1190 01:19:57,682 --> 01:19:59,653 Please... Ladies, please. 1191 01:20:02,087 --> 01:20:03,389 Yeah! 1192 01:20:08,327 --> 01:20:10,563 Hey, you! What the hell do you think you're doing? 1193 01:20:10,662 --> 01:20:12,631 Get out of it. 1194 01:20:12,731 --> 01:20:15,167 Stop that! Stop it! Stop! 1195 01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:21,474 Shame on you! 1196 01:20:25,011 --> 01:20:27,113 Where's Neville? Neville? 1197 01:20:27,212 --> 01:20:29,481 Where's Neville? Where's Neville? 1198 01:20:29,582 --> 01:20:31,384 Liberation for women! 1199 01:20:33,219 --> 01:20:35,654 I'm on my bloody own here, Roger! Answer! 1200 01:20:45,698 --> 01:20:47,100 Neville! 1201 01:20:51,537 --> 01:20:53,039 Get those away! 1202 01:20:55,507 --> 01:20:59,412 Neville! Running around like a bloody headless chicken! 1203 01:20:59,511 --> 01:21:02,581 Tell them to pull the plug! We can't broadcast this shambles! 1204 01:21:02,681 --> 01:21:05,318 Right away, Mr Morley. 1205 01:21:05,417 --> 01:21:07,386 Come on. Come. 1206 01:21:11,256 --> 01:21:12,524 I'm so sorry, Michael. 1207 01:21:34,846 --> 01:21:37,550 Get off! That hurts me! That hurts me! 1208 01:21:37,649 --> 01:21:39,018 Let her go! 1209 01:21:43,122 --> 01:21:44,657 Get her out of here! 1210 01:22:07,212 --> 01:22:09,416 Make an announcement. We're going off air. 1211 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:16,623 We do apologise, ladies and gentlemen. 1212 01:22:16,722 --> 01:22:20,126 Proceedings here have been temporarily interrupted. 1213 01:22:20,225 --> 01:22:22,628 But we'll be back with you very shortly. 1214 01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:44,184 Fascist pig, doing Mecca's dirty work. 1215 01:22:44,283 --> 01:22:45,717 Have you got a thought of your own? 1216 01:22:45,818 --> 01:22:48,488 What are you doing? Why are you doing this? 1217 01:22:48,587 --> 01:22:51,190 Do you think your mum would be proud of you, the way you're treating women? 1218 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:54,527 Get off! It's our bodies, our right to protest! 1219 01:22:58,463 --> 01:23:00,100 Oh, the mess. 1220 01:23:14,779 --> 01:23:16,782 Ladies and gentlemen, 1221 01:23:16,882 --> 01:23:20,853 I am pleased to announce that everything is now under control... 1222 01:23:20,953 --> 01:23:22,855 It's still on! It's still on. 1223 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:25,125 ...and normal service will resume. 1224 01:23:27,426 --> 01:23:32,498 Please give a warm hand to a very brave man. 1225 01:23:32,599 --> 01:23:34,801 That's you, Mr Hope. 1226 01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,402 Very. 1227 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:46,913 Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanna say 1228 01:23:47,012 --> 01:23:51,184 that any type of person that would try to destroy 1229 01:23:51,283 --> 01:23:53,619 such a joyous occasion as this one, 1230 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,856 upset all of these young ladies back here, well, 1231 01:23:56,956 --> 01:24:00,226 as far as I'm concerne, they just gotta be sick in the head. 1232 01:24:06,765 --> 01:24:10,703 And the finalists tonight are, in alphabetical order, ladies and gentlemen: 1233 01:24:12,971 --> 01:24:15,474 Miss Africa South, Pearl Jansen. 1234 01:24:19,979 --> 01:24:23,650 Also joining her on the stage, Miss Brazil, Sônia Yara Guerra. 1235 01:24:25,717 --> 01:24:29,221 Number three, Miss Grenada, Jennifer Hosten. 1236 01:24:30,421 --> 01:24:32,724 Miss Israel, Irith Lavi. 1237 01:24:34,525 --> 01:24:36,695 Miss South Africa will be with us tonight, 1238 01:24:36,796 --> 01:24:38,565 Jillian Elizabeth Jessup. 1239 01:24:40,666 --> 01:24:44,203 Miss Sweden, Marjorie Christel Johansson. 1240 01:24:46,572 --> 01:24:49,442 And finally, you'll be very happy to know, 1241 01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:51,277 from the United Kingdom here, 1242 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,780 Yvonne Anne Ormes will be with us. 1243 01:24:58,951 --> 01:25:00,520 Oh, s. 1244 01:25:01,787 --> 01:25:03,890 If your nerves are suffering... 1245 01:25:03,989 --> 01:25:05,625 I know mine ar- 1246 01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,927 spare a thought for our seven lovely finalists, 1247 01:25:08,027 --> 01:25:12,497 waiting now with the eyes of the world upon them. 1248 01:25:18,703 --> 01:25:23,609 As is customary, we shall reveal the results in reverse order. 1249 01:25:25,877 --> 01:25:28,614 In third place, Miss Israel, Irith Lavi. 1250 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:33,453 In second place... 1251 01:25:33,552 --> 01:25:36,021 Miss Africa South, Pearl Jansen. 1252 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,737 Miss World 1970... 1253 01:25:53,939 --> 01:25:56,676 is Miss Grenada. 1254 01:26:02,948 --> 01:26:04,884 Congratulations. 1255 01:26:06,018 --> 01:26:07,587 Congratulations. 1256 01:26:38,015 --> 01:26:40,319 - Jennifer! - Whoo! 1257 01:26:54,832 --> 01:26:57,569 And if anyone's got any bright ideas about what I should say 1258 01:26:57,670 --> 01:27:01,039 to the BBC's director general when he calls, then feel free to share them! 1259 01:27:04,176 --> 01:27:08,481 If you girls think this is the way forward, then God help us all! 1260 01:27:08,581 --> 01:27:10,449 Excuse me! 1261 01:27:17,689 --> 01:27:19,892 I'm really sor. I really need e the ladies'. 1262 01:27:36,641 --> 01:27:38,877 Sorry, I... 1263 01:27:38,978 --> 01:27:41,047 Oh. Er... 1264 01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:44,149 You won. 1265 01:27:47,886 --> 01:27:52,792 I thought if I could get a moment alone, it might just sink in. 1266 01:27:54,659 --> 01:27:55,795 Wow. 1267 01:27:58,130 --> 01:27:59,565 Congratulations. 1268 01:28:04,136 --> 01:28:06,172 I don't think you mean that. 1269 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:12,411 It's not you we're angry at. 1270 01:28:12,511 --> 01:28:13,746 It really isn't. 1271 01:28:14,746 --> 01:28:16,114 I saw. 1272 01:28:17,850 --> 01:28:19,819 You were on the television. 1273 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:22,989 You know, 1274 01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:26,893 there will be little girls watching tonight 1275 01:28:26,993 --> 01:28:30,763 who'll see themselves differently because I won. 1276 01:28:33,532 --> 01:28:36,135 Who might just start to believe that you don't have to be white 1277 01:28:36,234 --> 01:28:38,203 to have a place in the world. 1278 01:28:40,972 --> 01:28:43,475 I'm glad. 1279 01:28:43,576 --> 01:28:46,813 I... I really hope that the world opens up 1280 01:28:46,912 --> 01:28:48,480 for them and for you. 1281 01:28:51,015 --> 01:28:54,753 But making us compete with each other over the way we look... 1282 01:28:57,154 --> 01:29:00,460 doesn't that make the world narrower for all of us in the end? 1283 01:29:06,131 --> 01:29:07,867 What's your na? 1284 01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:10,235 Sally. 1285 01:29:11,869 --> 01:29:13,805 Well, Sally... 1286 01:29:15,573 --> 01:29:17,643 all I can say, 1287 01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:20,613 I look forward to havig your choices in life. 1288 01:29:20,712 --> 01:29:23,582 Come on. You've had long enough. 1289 01:29:23,682 --> 01:29:26,886 I'm really sorry if you were offended in any... 1290 01:29:26,985 --> 01:29:29,154 Time to go. Come on. Move, move! 1291 01:29:29,255 --> 01:29:31,090 Please, be careful! 1292 01:29:31,189 --> 01:29:32,190 Move! 1293 01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:33,860 Don't hurt her! 1294 01:29:40,765 --> 01:29:44,636 I only came down cos I heard it on the radio. 1295 01:29:44,737 --> 01:29:46,939 I left the baby with a neighbour. 1296 01:30:20,137 --> 01:30:22,073 Christ, you saw what happened. 1297 01:30:22,173 --> 01:30:24,911 The whole world saw what happened. It.. 1298 01:30:28,846 --> 01:30:33,719 If you're looking for someone to kiss it better, try calling Miss World 1961. 1299 01:30:34,853 --> 01:30:36,889 3:00 pm California time. 1300 01:30:36,988 --> 01:30:41,124 - She should be up and about by now. - Not now, Dol. 1301 01:30:41,292 --> 01:30:42,728 Just... 1302 01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:47,065 I don't... I don't know what I did wrong. 1303 01:30:57,408 --> 01:30:59,945 Is anyone dead? Hmm? 1304 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,649 Did we lose a war? 1305 01:31:05,650 --> 01:31:06,652 No. 1306 01:31:07,886 --> 01:31:09,288 Well, then. 1307 01:31:11,155 --> 01:31:14,260 Tonight may be the start of something, Bob, 1308 01:31:14,359 --> 01:31:17,262 but it isn't the end of anything, certainly not you. 1309 01:31:18,863 --> 01:31:20,699 People love you. 1310 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:22,835 Nothing's gonna change that. 1311 01:31:33,110 --> 01:31:36,247 Dol? Dol, where you going? 1312 01:31:39,317 --> 01:31:43,122 I'm gonna find myself a quiet little club somewhere and get a drink. 1313 01:31:44,956 --> 01:31:47,693 Maybe even sing a little. Who knows? 1314 01:31:50,395 --> 01:31:52,365 Don't worry, Bob. I'll be back. 1315 01:31:53,832 --> 01:31:55,334 I always come back. 1316 01:32:01,472 --> 01:32:03,676 Those crazy women, huh? 1317 01:32:36,373 --> 01:32:39,811 They kept asking about the bomb. They think we're part of the Angry Brigade. 1318 01:32:39,912 --> 01:32:43,215 - It's just scare tactics. - They're talking about charges: affray, assault... 1319 01:32:43,314 --> 01:32:45,083 Sally, they're just trying to rattle us. 1320 01:32:47,786 --> 01:32:50,256 Listen, nothing's changed. 1321 01:32:50,355 --> 01:32:52,724 We were having a shit time because of the patriarchy, 1322 01:32:52,824 --> 01:32:55,894 and we're still having a shit time because of the patriarchy. 1323 01:32:55,994 --> 01:32:58,064 It's just a bit more obvious in here. 1324 01:33:01,832 --> 01:33:04,836 They went easy on me cos I told them I was pregnant. 1325 01:33:07,372 --> 01:33:08,774 Are you? 1326 01:33:13,545 --> 01:33:15,381 As a matter of fact, yes. 1327 01:33:17,282 --> 01:33:18,784 Three months. 1328 01:33:21,019 --> 01:33:22,488 Are you all ri? 1329 01:33:26,457 --> 01:33:27,926 Are you? 1330 01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:34,133 When I was trying to get away, 1331 01:33:34,233 --> 01:33:36,302 this copper, he just threw himself at me. 1332 01:33:38,435 --> 01:33:41,206 And I, er, hit the ground really hard. 1333 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:45,478 Are you in pai? 1334 01:33:45,578 --> 01:33:48,047 - I really don't know. - Any bleeding? 1335 01:33:48,146 --> 01:33:50,315 I've got bruised knees. 1336 01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:53,252 In about six m, you'll be dreag of bruised kne. 1337 01:33:55,921 --> 01:33:58,423 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 1338 01:33:59,957 --> 01:34:02,427 Who's the father? 1339 01:34:04,162 --> 01:34:06,431 Sally, you're hilarious. 1340 01:34:06,532 --> 01:34:10,502 Even in a prison cell, you're the most bourgeois person I've ever met. 1341 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:52,177 Every front page in the world. 1342 01:34:53,612 --> 01:34:55,547 Clever girls. 1343 01:35:04,322 --> 01:35:06,292 - Here she is. - Come on. 1344 01:35:06,391 --> 01:35:08,560 Oh, she looks exhauste, poor girl. 1345 01:35:08,661 --> 01:35:10,296 Hello, Jo. 1346 01:35:10,395 --> 01:35:12,363 - You all right? - Here she is. 1347 01:35:18,302 --> 01:35:19,872 You okay? 1348 01:35:21,605 --> 01:35:22,875 Mum. 1349 01:35:24,175 --> 01:35:25,978 Is there goinge a court case? 1350 01:35:28,279 --> 01:35:32,518 Oh, well. We'll have to see about getting you a nice, smart suit. 1351 01:35:36,255 --> 01:35:38,891 It's all right, you know. I... 1352 01:35:38,990 --> 01:35:41,926 I never listened to my mother either. 1353 01:35:53,203 --> 01:35:57,308 ♪ Jennifer Hosten Was crowned Miss World ♪ 1354 01:35:57,408 --> 01:35:59,411 ♪ What a magnificent girl ♪ 1355 01:35:59,511 --> 01:36:01,614 Oh, my Lord. 1356 01:36:01,713 --> 01:36:04,649 ♪ With grace, mannerism ♪ 1357 01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:06,351 ♪ And poise and magnetism... ♪ 1358 01:36:06,452 --> 01:36:07,586 Thank you. 1359 01:36:08,653 --> 01:36:11,123 ♪ With that lovely smile ♪ 1360 01:36:11,222 --> 01:36:14,525 ♪ Oh, how we love Cousin Jennifer ♪ 1361 01:36:16,226 --> 01:36:20,032 ♪ I know we are all Very proud of her ♪ 1362 01:36:20,131 --> 01:36:22,134 ♪ The most beautiful ♪ 1363 01:36:22,234 --> 01:36:24,503 ♪ Yes, the most wonderful ♪ 1364 01:36:24,603 --> 01:36:28,606 ♪ The most beautiful girl In the world ♪ 1365 01:36:34,145 --> 01:36:36,081 - I love ballet. - Do you? 1366 01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:37,582 I rea. 1367 01:36:37,682 --> 01:36:40,051 - I don't really like ballet. - Does everybody do ballet? 1368 01:37:22,159 --> 01:37:23,362 Justice for women! 1369 01:37:29,467 --> 01:37:31,703 Justice for women! 1370 01:39:01,559 --> 01:39:03,429 Women, join us! 1371 01:39:04,662 --> 01:39:06,565 Women, join us! 1372 01:39:11,469 --> 01:39:13,704 Women, join us! 1373 01:39:13,805 --> 01:39:16,442 Women, come and join us! 1374 01:39:16,542 --> 01:39:18,710 Hurry and come and join us! 1375 01:39:22,313 --> 01:39:25,551 Women's liberation is people's liberation. 1376 01:40:20,305 --> 01:40:23,307 Very slowly walking. Always slowly walking.