1 00:00:26,759 --> 00:00:28,887 Hello there, free rider! 2 00:01:07,799 --> 00:01:10,769 Where we came from I don't know 3 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,646 Fleeing where honesty was rife 4 00:01:14,119 --> 00:01:16,770 We made our home in old Soho 5 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,042 THICK AS THIEVES 6 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:23,449 Justice we ignored it 7 00:01:23,679 --> 00:01:26,683 Like the Vice Squad and Interpol 8 00:01:26,919 --> 00:01:29,763 idleness we adore it 9 00:01:30,039 --> 00:01:33,009 Like football and alcohol. 10 00:01:33,199 --> 00:01:36,248 When we go out on a bender 11 00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:39,244 On some hot Friday night 12 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,763 We're the hip, cool Westender 13 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,883 We'd set Chicago alight 14 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,163 But we've got soul and sentiment 15 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:52,402 Though we don't like to put it on show 16 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,404 Just to keep us real different 17 00:01:55,559 --> 00:01:58,642 From all the straights we know 18 00:01:58,839 --> 00:02:01,809 The gutters are where we made our name 19 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:05,042 Our apprenticeship was done on the streets 20 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,924 And now we live up to our fame 21 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:11,043 By thieving and other such feats. 22 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,449 When we go out on a bender 23 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,365 On some hot Friday night 24 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,043 We're the hip, cool Westender 25 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,130 We'd set Chicago alight. 26 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,726 When we go out on a bender 27 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,004 On some hot Friday night 28 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,363 We're the hip cool Westender 29 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,530 We'd set Chicago alight. 30 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,724 For peanuts we'd do a few shops 31 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,844 Hardly take enough for a smoke 32 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,770 Always chased off by the cops 33 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,203 Who never could see the joke. 34 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,170 And now that we're qualified Mob 35 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,444 We don't get sick pay or pension 36 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,564 So we're going to pull off a big job 37 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,769 And get an honourable mention 38 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,725 When we go out on a bender 39 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,249 On some hot Friday night 40 00:03:23,399 --> 00:03:26,448 We're the hip cool Westender 41 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,570 We'd set Chicago alight. 42 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,444 We're thick as thieves 43 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,922 We're thick as thieves 44 00:04:31,999 --> 00:04:35,845 He's here, but I bet Silvino's in trouble again. 45 00:04:37,039 --> 00:04:39,645 Late again and on the run. 46 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:44,640 Oh, holy mother of God! 47 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:56,282 You dumb bastard! 48 00:04:56,999 --> 00:04:59,400 - Sorry I'm late. - Somebody after you? 49 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,727 - Come here chicken! - Turn it out, I can explain. Hang on! 50 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:10,602 You were shouting for help before you even got to the bell. 51 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:14,283 - Anybody after you? - He's gonna get it. 52 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:19,047 "The narrator, also known as voice off, summarizes the story" 53 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,047 That day, Silvino Steak n' Chips, 54 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:24,969 working member of Renato the Peacefufs gang, 55 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:27,969 hadn't had a bad thought in his head. 56 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:32,041 Silvino was on his way, at a jaunty pace, and in clothes to match, 57 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:34,969 to Renato and Marlene's - his boss and councillor - 58 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:37,685 for an important planning session. 59 00:05:51,999 --> 00:05:55,321 But the devil has ways to tempt even the purest soul... 60 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:59,844 For example: a street stall with a radio, 61 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:03,759 luring Silvino with the Big Match commentary. 62 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:07,999 There's nobody on him. He looks to the right and he's away. 63 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,769 Fine style, turn of speed, 64 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,769 wrong foots his opponents, finds another gear 65 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:15,280 and makes more ground, up the middle of the field, 66 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:18,482 nearing the halfway mark, almost in the centre circle. 67 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:22,285 They're after him but they're too slow. 68 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,568 There he goes. He swerves to the left. 69 00:06:24,679 --> 00:06:27,080 He's close on halfway. He crosses the halfway line, 70 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:29,247 there's a challenge but he gets round it. Then another, 71 00:06:29,359 --> 00:06:33,080 he's still In control. Nobody In his way now, only one defender. 72 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:37,284 Round another challenge but he's still in command. 73 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:40,005 He looks back, gains more ground. 74 00:06:40,119 --> 00:06:43,521 Breaks to the right, up the flank, 75 00:06:43,999 --> 00:06:46,764 going like a winger now, hugging the touch line, 76 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:49,849 in complete command. Closer and closer to the area. 77 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,962 Fine style, good pace. 78 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,480 He turns inside, comes up to the line, 79 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:57,125 he's near the area. Going into the box. 80 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,242 The crowd are on their feet. We lose sight of him. 81 00:06:59,359 --> 00:07:02,203 Where is he? There he is. it's looking dangerous. 82 00:07:02,679 --> 00:07:06,320 He stops, eyes his opponent and tees up the shot. 83 00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:09,283 He's going to have a go, he doesn't try it. 84 00:07:09,399 --> 00:07:12,926 It's a clever lob, but the goal-keeper got it!!! 85 00:07:22,599 --> 00:07:25,842 - Messing things up for Renato... - This time I'll finish you off. 86 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,724 And he will too. 87 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:30,204 Stop it! 88 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:34,929 "Flévio the Lawyer, steps in." 89 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:37,280 Stop, Renato, stop it! Stop it! 90 00:07:37,399 --> 00:07:40,164 - Son of a bitch! - Remember Tom Turdface? 91 00:07:40,279 --> 00:07:42,680 You really worked him over and he was off for three months. 92 00:07:42,799 --> 00:07:46,804 You can't do that now! You can't send Silvino to the knackers yard. 93 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:53,360 We're here to deal with a serious matter. 94 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:56,319 The idea's either crazy or brilliant 95 00:07:56,999 --> 00:07:59,684 and this is official decision time. 96 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,807 Death or glory! 97 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:06,361 But for the plan, or should I say operation, to work, 98 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,531 we need everybody, including Silvino. 99 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:14,648 - Et pluribus unum. - Amen. 100 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,924 O.K, O.K. 101 00:08:17,559 --> 00:08:20,722 Let's go upstairs and get down to details. 102 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:05,287 Right. I've called you all up here because we're at work again, got it? 103 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,769 Whatever it is, here's to success. 104 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,724 So what are we knocking off? I could do with a real big job 105 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,889 to pay for a long holiday. - Holiday? You'll be able to retire 106 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,810 and live a life of ease! - Spit it out then. 107 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,081 Do you want something big? 108 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,208 You've got the guts for a class job? This will be our finale! 109 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,209 A joy, a hundred per cent! 110 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,564 No worries for the rest of our days. 111 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,209 The good life! 112 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,650 So, anybody scared? 113 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,166 Anybody want to chicken out? 114 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,444 - An Italian came here to speak to me. - All the way from Italy, 115 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,562 especially to speak to Renato. 116 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,285 - To see if we were willing... - To do what?! 117 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,090 Hold on, man! 118 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,646 - This guy's having me on. - But he's not just any old Italian. 119 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,921 - He's an important guy, a big-timer. - Even got an American accent. 120 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:19,487 - The guy must be Mafia. - What? 121 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,086 Mafia, Cosa Nostra, Frank Sinatra, 122 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:27,645 big fish, an international, a VIP. - That's right, only top class stuff. 123 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,210 The guy aims high. 124 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,207 - He's not small fry like us man. - Like us? 125 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:37,086 Yeah; let's face it, we chance our asses on pisspot jobs, man. 126 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,281 Over there it's not like that, 127 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,290 but here everything's small time Portuguese crap. 128 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,323 Here, crime doesn't pay. 129 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,405 Christ, what does the Italian want? 130 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,929 Cool it. 131 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,010 Shit! Audio-visual aids even. 132 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,122 Right, now you know why the Italian came especially. 133 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,802 - How many? - A hundred and sixty nine. 134 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,571 Right, but the Italian doesn't want them all! 135 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,644 - He only wants these on the slides. - Why? They in a jeweller's? 136 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,127 No, they're not in no jeweller's. 137 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,449 - They're in hock! - Tell them Flévio! 138 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,563 We're getting there. 139 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,602 Now you're going to see where the ltalian's jewels are. 140 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,251 In the Gulbenkian Museum? You must be out of your mind! 141 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,524 That place is thief proof. They've got alarms everywhere, 142 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,681 and cameras on the statues' dicks. - They have too. 143 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,690 - The Italian can do the job himself! - And on our way home 144 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,531 we could do the Bank of Portugal! - Hold it! 145 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:17,727 If you don't want to go, fair enough. We won't say another word. 146 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,761 - Someone else'll have the guts. - You know what? 147 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,123 There are plenty of people ready for a little trip to the Gulbenkian. 148 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,527 I'll speak to the Italian and say "Look, 'scusa' man, 149 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,086 but my people... they're not big time." 150 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,845 What a shit! 151 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:34,169 "Look for somebody with more ambition. Arrivederci." 152 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,884 Forget it, they're chicken shit. 153 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,684 - Take it easy, girl. - What's that? 154 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,247 - We just want to know the details. - Only loonies ain't scared, right? 155 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,045 - You've never had an idea like this. - And then, the others will go: 156 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,164 "Eh, Italian! Here's the jewels, hand over the loot." 157 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,688 It's like that, isn't it? 158 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,200 Then we'll hear it on the news. 159 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,882 Good evening. Today's headlines, 160 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,727 the theft of the Lalique collection from the Gulbenkian Museum, 161 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,369 carried out apparently by a daring, international gang. 162 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,529 This afternoon, a daring gang 163 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,962 carried out an alarming robbery at the Guibenkian Museum. 164 00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:29,650 While a music festival was being held on the premises 165 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,606 and foreign tourists, including many Japanese, were visiting the Museum, 166 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,964 the masked gang struck in quite a unique way 167 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,811 by means of a wheel chair, a weapon new to the annals of crime. 168 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,924 For reasons not yet entirely clear, panic broke out among the visitors, 169 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,804 and even the Director of the Museum 170 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,400 was seen to hurl herself In desperation into the lake. 171 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,729 As this news is being read the police are closing all exits from the city, 172 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,729 and even some entrances too. 173 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,250 René Lalique, 174 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,684 a Frenchman born in I860, died 1945, 175 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,727 was a genius of Modern Art. 176 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,840 The Lalique collection is perhaps the most valuable, 177 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,322 the most precious group of exhibits in the Gulbenkian Museum, 178 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,885 where, as everyone knows, 179 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,129 there is no lack of other treasures from all over the world. 180 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,803 The police think that the robbery, carried out in broad daylight, 181 00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:47,081 must have been "commissioned" by some collector 182 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,202 fascinated by Lalique's jewels, 183 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,530 generally considered as a hymn to nature and feminine beauty. 184 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:59,367 Oh, jewels! Rare, beautiful jewels! 185 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,770 Modern Art, Laliques. 186 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,886 I'm coming over to side of adventure. 187 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,721 - Me too. - What about guns? 188 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,969 We going to do the Gulbenkian without shooters? 189 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,370 That's right; we're going to rob the Gulbenkian unarmed. 190 00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:34,246 A peaceful robbery by the gang of Renato, the Peaceful. 191 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,250 - Alea jacta est. - Amen. 192 00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,768 When we go out on a bender 193 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,685 On some hot Friday night 194 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,044 We're the hip, cool Westender 195 00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:10,322 We'd set Chicago alight. 196 00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:13,483 For peanuts we'd do a few shops 197 00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:16,643 Hardly take enough for a smoke 198 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,808 Always chased off by the cops 199 00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:23,008 Who never could see the joke. 200 00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:26,123 And now that we're qualified Mob 201 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,362 We don't get sick pay or pension 202 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:32,289 So we're going to pull off a big job 203 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,602 And get an Honourable mention. 204 00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,844 When we go out on a bender 205 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:42,008 On some hot Friday night 206 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,362 We're the hip cool Westender 207 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:48,483 We'd set Chicago alight. 208 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:05,328 We're thick as thieves 209 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:11,762 We're thick as thieves 210 00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:17,881 We're thick as thieves 211 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:24,565 We're thick as thieves 212 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:35,881 His name's Pedro but his alias in the underworld is Pedro the Just. 213 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,410 Pedro became the "Just" in the 4th Form 214 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,204 on that emotional morning when his teacher, Miss Gloria, 215 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,481 "Cabbage Top" to the kids, 216 00:18:44,639 --> 00:18:47,609 wanted to test his knowledge of history. 217 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:52,800 What did Don Pedro the Just do of great importance? 218 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:55,570 - He went outwith Princess Ines. - He killed Ines' murderers. 219 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:59,400 Very good, very good. And what else? 220 00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:05,129 Pedro - nothing to say? 221 00:19:06,639 --> 00:19:08,687 Don't you know? 222 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,767 I know, Miss, I know. He discovered America. 223 00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:17,841 Children! 224 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:25,809 Be quiet! Come here Pedro. 225 00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:29,609 - Twelve of the best for you! - Oh, Miss, six please. 226 00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:31,608 Six on each hand. 227 00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:33,881 - Come here Pedro! - Oh, you old cow! 228 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,690 Help, police, police, help! 229 00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:39,928 Long live Pedro the Just. Long live Pedro the Just. 230 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,329 Where's the culprit? 231 00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:46,124 - Please don't arrest me officer. - You're under arrest. 232 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,929 Come with me. 233 00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:52,881 You're a disgrace to me, you little devil. You'll pay for this! 234 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:58,403 And that's how it all started for little Pedro, 235 00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:03,207 later the well-known criminal, Pedro the Just. 236 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:10,206 In Lisbon, after escaping from his angry old man, 237 00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:15,240 Pedro went to work in "Tasty Titbits", a small "bistro" in old Lisbon 238 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:19,327 (lunches and dinners, wines and snacks). 239 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,530 Pedro spent four years there... 240 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,484 But one day, tired of no wages, he grabbed his things 241 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,445 and became apprentice to a wily old type, 242 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:12,648 expert at fixing things: radios, toilet flushes, 243 00:21:12,999 --> 00:21:17,084 cookers, bikes, taps, locks... And it was soon clear 244 00:21:17,199 --> 00:21:20,840 that Pedro's speciality was precisely safes and locks... 245 00:21:44,479 --> 00:21:47,369 - Shit, you're a dab hand at this! - Police. Be quiet. 246 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,170 - Which one of you was it? - Denying it won't help! 247 00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:52,850 It wasn't us inspector. We didn't do anything! 248 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:55,610 Someone went to the Chemist's and stole 2,375 escudos... 249 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:59,645 and fifty cents, hidden under a tin of paint. Who was it? 250 00:21:59,999 --> 00:22:01,683 - Not us. - You were there last week, 251 00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:04,166 fixing the lock and must have made a false key. 252 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,520 - Who was it? - O.K, O.K it was me. 253 00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:11,720 Because of mitigating circumstances, 254 00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:14,160 and because it's a first offence, 255 00:22:15,239 --> 00:22:17,719 the defendant is sentenced 256 00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:21,840 to 14 months imprisonment. 257 00:22:41,879 --> 00:22:46,203 The second time I got four years. Didn't even get a discount or anything. 258 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,605 Truth be said, it was 200 grand that time. 259 00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:54,767 200 grand and a gold watch I gave to the lady who gave me bed and board. 260 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:59,924 But the stupid old bag started showing it round. 261 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:03,282 - That's what screwed it up for me. - You won't get far, man... 262 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:08,208 I know you're ace at locks, but on your own you've no chance. 263 00:23:09,999 --> 00:23:12,206 You need a firm mate. 264 00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:33,526 The only reason Flévio, the Lawyer, didn't become a real lawyer 265 00:23:33,639 --> 00:23:37,439 was because he went into prison a year before he finished his law degree. 266 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:41,889 Like all crime stories, Flévids too started because of a woman... 267 00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:44,128 ...and Beafle's music. 268 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,321 Oh, my little girl! 269 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:51,160 What's going on here? 270 00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:53,963 Sayonara. 271 00:25:05,799 --> 00:25:08,279 Zinita's father fixed Flévio up with a good job 272 00:25:08,439 --> 00:25:12,046 and Zinita, nine months after that rollicking Beatle's concert, 273 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,131 fixed him up with a baby. But Zinita was a woman of champagne tastes 274 00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:19,368 and Flévio was in love, and weak. in order to please Zinita 275 00:25:19,479 --> 00:25:22,608 he kept milking small but regular profits from the company accounts. 276 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,122 But the just and tragic day dawned when he was caught. 277 00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:41,399 In the years when he was inside visiting day always ended in tears. 278 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,883 It's over, Flévio. 279 00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:48,241 I never want to see you again. Don't even think about seeing your kid. 280 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:20,920 So the visits tailed off and the ungrateful Zinita appeared no more. 281 00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:24,886 But In the midst of all that Flévlo made himself a new friend, 282 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:27,843 a brother in adversity, Renato the Peaceful. 283 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,004 These have been three long, long years, man. 284 00:26:42,239 --> 00:26:45,288 Prisoner 525, follow me. 285 00:27:13,919 --> 00:27:16,889 Lawyer, look... You're not like us, but remember: 286 00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:21,605 if you ever need me - the Japanese bar. 287 00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:52,483 Sayonara. 288 00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:00,726 Flévio came out of jail, but he was still prisoner of his crimes. 289 00:28:00,919 --> 00:28:03,570 Childhood friends turned their backs on him, 290 00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:06,240 so Flévio set off for the Japanese bar, 291 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,409 to meet up with his only real friend - Renato the Peaceful. 292 00:28:14,639 --> 00:28:16,403 - Name? - Adelaide... 293 00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,283 - Better known as Slim-Line Adelaide. - Profession? 294 00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,966 - Whores. - Prostitutes, 295 00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:25,885 I think you mean. - Prostitutes... 296 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,885 Yes, it could be that as well. 297 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,326 - Prostitutes. - Name? 298 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,886 Evelina de Sousa, better known as Lina the Ready. 299 00:28:38,239 --> 00:28:42,164 - At your service inspector. - Go on, go on. 300 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,566 40 years old in February. 301 00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:50,400 My friend here's a bit upset. 302 00:28:50,559 --> 00:28:54,359 You'll have to excuse her Inspector, she's new at the job. 303 00:28:55,679 --> 00:28:58,489 Nevermind, love, nobody's died. 304 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:02,010 Adelaide's a sweetie Inspector. 305 00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:05,840 She was really on a downer, and it was me who picked her up. 306 00:29:06,639 --> 00:29:09,882 You've got to help one another, haven't you Inspector? 307 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:13,323 - Send in the Plaintiffs. - Come in please. 308 00:29:20,439 --> 00:29:22,487 Right, I'll read the statement. 309 00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:27,726 "At 23.45 on 9 March, in Victory Square, 310 00:29:28,719 --> 00:29:31,928 "two women were arrested on the charge of stealing, 311 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:34,286 "two days earlier, on 7 March, 312 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:38,961 a fountain pen and a lighter, total value 3,450 escudos." 313 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,646 - Correct? - Exactly inspector, 314 00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:45,843 it was them! - It was them inspector, exactly! 315 00:29:58,119 --> 00:30:00,167 Here they are! 316 00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:07,446 Look Inspector, Slim-Line Adelaide has got nothing to do with this. 317 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,243 She doesn't even know I kept this junk. 318 00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:15,080 "Kept it". That's right Inspector, kept it in pawn. 319 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,166 In pawn, see Inspector? 320 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:21,323 Because these bleeding sons of whores...sorry Inspector, 321 00:30:21,479 --> 00:30:24,244 bleeding sons of prostitutes, I mean, 322 00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:26,726 had their go and didn't pay up. 323 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,522 And what's more they weren't even any good at it. 324 00:30:30,639 --> 00:30:34,849 - Boring... really pathetic. - O.K. Go on, go on. 325 00:30:35,719 --> 00:30:38,290 So I took these in pawn. 326 00:30:38,759 --> 00:30:42,400 They've got to pay us 500 escudos each plus 200 for the room, 327 00:30:42,519 --> 00:30:46,205 or else I'll go straight off and get it from their wives. 328 00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:48,681 I already know the address! 329 00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:51,803 Ooh, poor lads, you won't get out of this, hard luck. 330 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:54,001 I'm taking the bill home! 331 00:30:54,879 --> 00:30:57,405 Or my name's not Lina the Ready. 332 00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:02,004 I've been in this business 26 years and never has a son of a bitch - 333 00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:05,521 I mean son of a prostitute - put one over on Lina the Ready. 334 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:08,367 So make up your minds. 335 00:31:31,719 --> 00:31:33,562 Oh, Lina. 336 00:31:42,719 --> 00:31:45,165 What a night that was. 337 00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:49,887 Lina... 338 00:31:51,999 --> 00:31:55,446 - I want to tell you something. - What? 339 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,681 I'm not what that inspector said I was. 340 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:02,044 - You're not what? - A prostitute. 341 00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:06,764 - You're not? You're not a prostitute? - No, no. 342 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:08,809 Well, what are you then? 343 00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:12,687 You're not a prostitute! 344 00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,370 Listen to this cow! Well what are you then? 345 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,400 The Virgin Mary or Lady Legs Open! 346 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:22,649 Oh, Lina! I didn't mean to offend you, Lina. 347 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:25,690 - Get off me, leave me alone! - Oh Lina, come here... 348 00:32:25,799 --> 00:32:28,006 I'm your friend, 349 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,921 I didn't mean to offend you. 350 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:34,964 Let's go to my place, let's talk a bit, come on. 351 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,488 Who's that? 352 00:35:03,759 --> 00:35:05,443 It's Carlos. 353 00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:27,567 Do you wanna dance? 354 00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:33,922 - What, me? - Yes, do you want to dance with me? 355 00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:17,765 Oh, lovely, lovely! 356 00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:28,000 Afterwards we danced here often, with nobody to gossip and talk about us. 357 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,127 "Poor old Adelaide, she never had any luck! 358 00:38:36,199 --> 00:38:39,043 Such a smart lad and he already had a record!" 359 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,281 Then one day Carlos told me that he needed my help: 360 00:38:56,279 --> 00:39:00,887 "Come with me. I have to visit a house. 361 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,881 "You stay down here in the car 362 00:39:04,919 --> 00:39:08,765 "and if you see anyone going into the building press the door bell quick. 363 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,803 That's all you've got to do." 364 00:39:20,799 --> 00:39:23,120 Then one day a week ago 365 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,811 they came here and took Carlos away. 366 00:39:30,479 --> 00:39:35,770 They searched the house, put everything into a bag. 367 00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:40,484 They took everything, everything! 368 00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:45,242 Even a gold ring that Carlos had given me for my birthday. 369 00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:48,762 Everything Lina, everything. 370 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:59,844 Now you know what my life has been like. 371 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:06,319 I should never have taken you with me to sleep with those guys. 372 00:40:11,879 --> 00:40:15,167 What are you going to do now? 373 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,524 Well, first off let's get sloshed. 374 00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:27,806 Then tomorrow, after we've slept it off, 375 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:31,849 we're going to meet some friends of Carlos 376 00:40:31,959 --> 00:40:33,927 who hang around in the Japanese Bar. 377 00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:36,610 I know them, they're all right those guys. 378 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:40,162 - It's Renato and Marlene. - That's right. 379 00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:58,439 This is the guy who wants to work with us. 380 00:40:58,799 --> 00:41:01,484 He's a bit puddled because of boxing, but he's a good lad. 381 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,089 What's your name, man? 382 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,449 Arnaldo. 383 00:41:09,319 --> 00:41:14,280 Arnaldo what? Come on man, give us the whole story. 384 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,322 Arnaldo...actor. 385 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,607 Arnaldo won the alias "actor" 386 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,484 through his fleeting appearance on the screen of the Odeon, 387 00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,806 in a chase scene through the streets of down town Lisbon, 388 00:41:53,919 --> 00:41:56,570 in the Franco-Portuguese co-production "Les Navets du Tage" 389 00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:59,046 directed by Denis de la Pepiniére. 390 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,405 In the marriage scene - when the guy kills the girl- 391 00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:14,406 they didn't get me in. In the ferry, stupid me, I'm looking the other way. 392 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:19,965 But in the chase scene I screwed them, I got myself right there in the front. 393 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,804 They're a bunch of wankers they are. 394 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:29,685 Me, me who can even put on a more cynical smile 395 00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:32,120 than Edward G. Robinson. 396 00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:38,609 And what's more, who can land a better punch than the one Glen Ford 397 00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,529 gave to Rita Hayworth, right there. - Cool it! 398 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,404 God, the guy's really puddled. 399 00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:49,328 No flush stuff man, 400 00:42:49,439 --> 00:42:53,046 if you want to join our group you've got to play a quiet game. 401 00:42:53,759 --> 00:42:56,569 I don't want no blades, nor shooters... 402 00:42:57,439 --> 00:43:00,010 My gang's always unarmed. 403 00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:03,170 We're peaceful types, see. 404 00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:07,040 Nothing up my sleeve, a little bit of footwork and just my hands. 405 00:43:32,839 --> 00:43:35,809 - What's all this? - Oh, Holy Mary, Holy Mary! 406 00:43:35,919 --> 00:43:38,843 - Doucement, doucement. - "Doucement" my ass. 407 00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:43,760 - Didn't I tell you I didn't want guns? - Don't you shout at me. 408 00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:46,679 It upsets people sometimes you know... 409 00:43:53,119 --> 00:43:58,330 One...two...three...four...five! 410 00:44:10,879 --> 00:44:12,643 Poor lad! 411 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,804 My God! 412 00:44:16,919 --> 00:44:18,967 Should we give him mouth to mouth? 413 00:44:19,399 --> 00:44:21,640 Christ no! Leave him. 414 00:44:31,999 --> 00:44:33,922 He's come back to life again. 415 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,329 You win, man. 416 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,001 Siivino's first robbery was his twin brother's pacifier. 417 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,489 He grew up half-inching toys from children, and filching things from adults. 418 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,444 Once he even hid a ring up his little backside. 419 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,802 "Kleptomania!" - cried his family, 420 00:44:52,919 --> 00:44:55,490 who decided to take him to a famous psychiatrist. 421 00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:59,248 You know Silvino, first of all, 422 00:45:00,919 --> 00:45:03,763 I'd just like to tell you that I'm surprised 423 00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:08,449 because they brought me from so far away 424 00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:12,530 to tell you that really it's not important, 425 00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:15,766 it's a small problem. 426 00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,643 Kleptomania. What is kleptomania? 427 00:45:20,479 --> 00:45:23,722 Kleptomaniafs a mania like any other. 428 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:29,809 Like wind-surfing, like old-age, like macrobiotics... 429 00:45:30,279 --> 00:45:32,168 Like tennis. 430 00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:37,645 Like everyday things we keep inventing. 431 00:45:38,479 --> 00:45:42,450 But kleptomania is a somewhat more pleasant mania, 432 00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:44,960 because you bring home 433 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:48,089 things that can be useful. 434 00:45:48,199 --> 00:45:50,520 Little home-made things, handicrafts... 435 00:45:50,919 --> 00:45:52,967 Handicrafts, you know... 436 00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:55,886 Handicrafts remind me of Lisbon, 437 00:45:55,999 --> 00:45:59,606 the Lisbon of yesterday, of the day before yesterday, ancient Lisbon... 438 00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:03,888 Local Lisbon. Does the East End still exist? 439 00:46:05,319 --> 00:46:09,927 The tram down to the beach. 440 00:46:10,159 --> 00:46:12,161 I bet it doesn't run any more... 441 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,011 Those old things... The knife grinders... 442 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,324 ...with their funny music. 443 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:24,729 All those home-made things... There's kleptomania connected with that, 444 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:29,008 those handicrafts... And really, 445 00:46:29,439 --> 00:46:33,569 they're just "small vices", typical of this country. 446 00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:39,525 Small vices which don't have anything like organised crime, 447 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:45,850 like economics, like institutionalised corruption, 448 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,242 like everything industrialised, like everything scientific. 449 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:54,563 Laser beams haven't come to Portugal yet, 450 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,440 or if they have then just a little bit and then they don't work. 451 00:46:58,639 --> 00:47:03,008 No, everything here's more homely. 452 00:48:02,319 --> 00:48:04,367 After several rumbles in Lisbon, 453 00:48:04,479 --> 00:48:06,959 Silvino Steak n'Chips took off, bound for the Americas. 454 00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:10,162 And there he pulled off a few jobs 455 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,244 and was boss of a gang specialising in bank raids. 456 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,125 They were such specialists that they set up their own bank, 457 00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:20,324 in which to deposit the millions they got from robbing the other banks. 458 00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:27,322 It was the FBI that put a price on Sitvintfs head. 459 00:48:27,679 --> 00:48:29,204 But poor old FBI, 460 00:48:29,319 --> 00:48:32,926 they went round and round in circles in search of the genius of crime. 461 00:48:46,319 --> 00:48:48,287 I gave the run around! 462 00:48:48,919 --> 00:48:52,640 The FBI didn't even know that there was a country called East End. 463 00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:56,729 O.K, 464 00:48:57,639 --> 00:49:00,324 There are six of us. We'll take one more in the group. 465 00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:02,968 Do you want in? 466 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,729 Let's vote. 467 00:49:09,439 --> 00:49:11,806 Those in favour raise your hand. 468 00:49:15,439 --> 00:49:18,170 - That's democracy for you! - Oh, great! 469 00:49:19,479 --> 00:49:22,130 - That's three. - Those against? 470 00:49:26,159 --> 00:49:28,366 - That makes two. - Any abstentions? 471 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,604 Me. 472 00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:35,843 O.K. man, you got in by three votes to two with one abstention. 473 00:49:36,999 --> 00:49:40,481 - So let's celebrate with a drink. - Amen. 474 00:49:43,399 --> 00:49:45,003 Me neither. 475 00:49:52,199 --> 00:49:55,681 I'm the narrator... I'm not in the film, 476 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,726 or at least, - honest! - I'm not in the gang. I swear it! 477 00:50:00,679 --> 00:50:02,966 But I hang around here and I know them all. 478 00:50:03,079 --> 00:50:06,003 I know what's happened and even what's going to happen. 479 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,886 Actually, you already know the life story of Pedro the Just, 480 00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,005 Flévio the Lawyer, Arnaldo the Actor, 481 00:50:13,439 --> 00:50:15,009 Slim Line Adelaide, 482 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,487 and little bastard Silvino Steak n'Chips. 483 00:50:19,159 --> 00:50:22,242 But you don't know the story of Marlene and Renato! 484 00:50:22,639 --> 00:50:24,641 But you must know it, I insist! 485 00:50:24,759 --> 00:50:27,444 Remember that Renato is the boss of the gang 486 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,451 and that Marlene is Renato's other half. They were always together, 487 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,967 "for better or for worse", "in life and in death", 488 00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:36,400 as they swore when they were still kids... 489 00:50:56,279 --> 00:50:58,008 They've already left... 490 00:50:58,439 --> 00:51:01,761 Marlene and Renato must have gone home. That's normal... 491 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,043 Especially now that they're planning a robbery. 492 00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:06,963 A museum of all things! 493 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,403 Don't call the police, or you'll ruin the rest of the film. 494 00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,685 Anyway they've already got problems, 495 00:51:14,159 --> 00:51:18,209 problems they don't even know about themselves yet, but I can tell you: 496 00:51:20,399 --> 00:51:24,245 Slim Line Adelaide is going to mysteriously disappear from this story. 497 00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:03,328 Yes, it's me. 498 00:52:03,919 --> 00:52:05,489 Yes. 499 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,164 What? 500 00:52:10,799 --> 00:52:13,405 I don't know man, it's nothing to do with me. 501 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,644 No, man. 502 00:52:19,319 --> 00:52:22,243 I don't know, send someone out to look for her. 503 00:52:23,399 --> 00:52:26,369 No way man, the Italian won't let me. 504 00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,403 O.K. 505 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,964 O.K. 506 00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:36,524 O.K, man! Bye! 507 00:52:50,799 --> 00:52:53,245 Renato, who is it? 508 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,290 It seems to be - and it is - a whee! chair... 509 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:05,050 it is, however, a very special wheel chair, 510 00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:08,806 conceived in the minds of Renato the Peaceful and Flévio the Lawyer. 511 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:14,046 Though it looks harmless and pious, this wheel chair is...a battle tank. 512 00:53:14,519 --> 00:53:16,760 And how does it work? Very simply... 513 00:53:16,879 --> 00:53:20,804 Under the cushion there's an aluminium box containing a fearful weapon - 514 00:53:21,079 --> 00:53:22,922 a swarm of bees! 515 00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:26,088 Once in the museum - which we presume will be full of visitors - 516 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:30,403 the box will be opened, by means of a handle on the "driver's" side... 517 00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:34,486 The bees will be freed, sowing panic throughout the museum, 518 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,524 with visitors and attendants fleeing heiter skeiter... 519 00:53:49,799 --> 00:53:51,483 The white one... 520 00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:55,366 - What is it? - A letter for you, 521 00:53:55,479 --> 00:53:58,005 left in the Japanese Bar. I've got a feeling 522 00:53:58,119 --> 00:54:00,963 it's one of Slim-Line's jokes. - Yes, it must be. 523 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:15,482 "Marlene, 524 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,881 "I know this letter's going to come as a shock, 525 00:54:21,999 --> 00:54:23,888 "especially for Renato. 526 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,530 "I hope you forgive me for what I'm going to do. 527 00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:32,087 "I thought for a long time before making this decision, 528 00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:34,850 "but I couldn't say anything to you, 529 00:54:35,759 --> 00:54:38,968 "it had to be done like this, in secret, 530 00:54:39,839 --> 00:54:42,888 "but I'd like you to know that I'm still very fond of you 531 00:54:42,999 --> 00:54:46,082 "and Renato and of all the others. 532 00:54:47,479 --> 00:54:50,005 "Yesterday Carlos got out of prison, 533 00:54:50,319 --> 00:54:53,402 "sent me a message and we met up in my room. 534 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,205 "Then he said the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. 535 00:55:00,879 --> 00:55:04,884 "He said we should go away together, to a country far away, 536 00:55:06,479 --> 00:55:09,642 "far away from everything we've known up to now. 537 00:55:10,919 --> 00:55:14,446 "By the time you get this letter we'll be well on our way. 538 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,604 "I ask you to understand why and to forgive me. 539 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:21,281 "I know it's come at a bad time now that Renato's got a big job in the offing, 540 00:55:21,399 --> 00:55:26,007 but that's the way things go. It's destiny, as you usually say." 541 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,205 - And bloody good luck to them! - The idiot! 542 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,688 The idiot! 543 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,690 And just when everything was going so well. 544 00:55:47,359 --> 00:55:50,090 Shit, I was relying on her. 545 00:55:50,919 --> 00:55:52,967 Do we forget the whole thing? 546 00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:56,966 No. 547 00:55:57,679 --> 00:55:59,920 Nothing's changed. 548 00:56:04,399 --> 00:56:06,879 Silvino can go in her place. 549 00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:36,167 The dark days of Renatds childhood 550 00:57:36,279 --> 00:57:38,281 were mixed up with the lights and sounds 551 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,562 of the Great International Circus. 552 00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:44,287 There was Fred, Zaira and Marlene - "The Flying Family". 553 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,604 And down below, following them, like falling stars, 554 00:57:47,759 --> 00:57:50,444 Renato - with his eyes transfixed on Marlene. 555 00:57:51,279 --> 00:57:52,849 They flew from town to town, 556 00:57:52,959 --> 00:57:56,327 for audiences thrilled by their triple death defying leap! 557 00:57:56,439 --> 00:57:58,885 And there was the smell of sawdust soaked in blood. 558 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,128 And there was a clown - a poor little clown - 559 00:58:01,239 --> 00:58:03,287 with his magic saw. 560 00:59:10,359 --> 00:59:12,361 Fred, crippled for ever, 561 00:59:12,479 --> 00:59:14,527 was eyeing (but now from the sidelines) 562 00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:18,041 Zaira - the magic woman with her trained doves; 563 00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:21,250 the poor clown, with his sad music; 564 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,528 the big top, blowing in the wind; 565 00:59:23,639 --> 00:59:27,325 the arena, compelling, blood red under the spot lights; 566 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,531 the crowd, spellbound, fascinated... 567 00:59:31,079 --> 00:59:34,322 Renato and Marlene - the two together, for life and death - 568 00:59:34,479 --> 00:59:35,810 made their getaway, 569 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:39,083 far, far away from the Great International Circus. 570 00:59:39,639 --> 00:59:42,609 Away from the circus music, from the smell of animals, 571 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,606 from the sawdust soaked in hot blood... 572 00:59:46,639 --> 00:59:50,564 From the one-horse-towns, the bar room brawls, the flick knives... 573 00:59:51,039 --> 00:59:54,486 Lost souls in the twilight, even though not yet criminals... 574 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,848 Comrades - for better or worse, in fife or death... 575 00:59:59,359 --> 01:00:03,080 As Marlene liked to put it: "We were destined for each other!" 576 01:00:52,439 --> 01:00:54,885 Whoever was passing the Guibenkian at that time 577 01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,730 might just remember a little van, with red stripes on it, 578 01:00:57,839 --> 01:01:01,161 heading for the Museum... 579 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,928 Or perhaps you won't remember, 580 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,089 because after all, the little while van with red stripes on it 581 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,010 didn't look anything special on the outside... 582 01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:37,246 - Scared, were you? - It was a piece of cake! 583 01:07:39,039 --> 01:07:43,089 - It was great! Great! - It was like a ballet, wasn't it? 584 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,643 What a great life we'll have at last! 585 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:54,085 At the same time in a downtown house, Silvino... 586 01:08:10,559 --> 01:08:13,449 Well, the Laliques are mine now! 587 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,609 - Oh, shit! - What's wrong? 588 01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,326 The bastard's pissed off in the confusion, hasn't he!? 589 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:22,602 - Oh, shit! - Now what? 590 01:08:22,839 --> 01:08:25,843 - Oh, my God! - Now... Calm down, calm down! 591 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,523 We'll have to get him first. If the police nab him we're screwed. 592 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,240 Let's go! Where's my mask? 593 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,208 Sorry man, but you never know what's going to happen. 594 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:21,642 Yes, Sir! They won't get away! 595 01:09:27,999 --> 01:09:30,809 Calling all cars... calling all cars... 596 01:09:31,239 --> 01:09:33,765 White van with red stripes heading downtown... 597 01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:36,525 Intercept immediately... 598 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,128 Watch the tourists! Watch the tourists! 599 01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,402 Don't run over the tourists... 600 01:09:43,559 --> 01:09:46,290 Waiting for your reply. Over. 601 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:50,767 They'll be slaughtered! They'll be slaughtered! 602 01:09:53,359 --> 01:09:55,361 Orderly! 603 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:30,604 - Oh, the Laliques! - We've had it now! 604 01:10:30,719 --> 01:10:33,643 - We've got the law after us now! - Button it! 605 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,043 TIME-OUT 606 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:08,368 We have to wait for the thieves to reach Bairro Alto... 607 01:12:27,799 --> 01:12:31,440 - There he goes! Get him, Arnaldo! - He's dressed as a policeman! 608 01:12:34,239 --> 01:12:37,083 Jesus, I'm seeing the film backwards! 609 01:12:40,119 --> 01:12:43,521 Step on it! Get the bastard! He's heading for the motorway! 610 01:12:45,559 --> 01:12:48,449 It's the first time I've chased a cop! 611 01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:49,248 Stop, Silvino! 612 01:13:50,399 --> 01:13:52,128 Oh, fuck! 613 01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:54,242 - It's the force of destiny! - Yeah... 614 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,402 I knew right away this story would go wrong. 615 01:13:57,519 --> 01:14:00,170 - No, idiot! Verdi! - Yes, 616 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:02,686 the one with the jewels! - The one with the operas! 617 01:14:02,799 --> 01:14:05,530 Opera my ass, we're really screwed! 618 01:14:05,799 --> 01:14:07,449 We are? 619 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,248 Stop, Silvino! 620 01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:15,246 Silvino, stop! 621 01:14:18,879 --> 01:14:20,688 Stop, Silvino! 622 01:16:18,039 --> 01:16:20,167 Honourable thief Nickname you might say 623 01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:22,800 Worked out his life To keep hunger away 624 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:26,089 New suit and tie Wheels and dolly bird too 625 01:16:26,199 --> 01:16:28,566 Lost his head Finished without a sou 626 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,444 But who's who Who is he anyway 627 01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:34,166 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 628 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,283 But who's who? Who is he anyway? 629 01:16:36,399 --> 01:16:39,721 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 630 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,806 Honourable thief You're from another time 631 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,685 Born honest and good Lived a life of crime 632 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,446 Villain he was Villain long time ago 633 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:57,206 Villain these days ls a very different show 634 01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,731 But who's who? Who is he anyway? 635 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:02,606 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 636 01:17:02,759 --> 01:17:04,409 But who's who? Who is he anyway? 637 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:08,047 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 638 01:17:08,399 --> 01:17:12,529 How many? 639 01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:16,726 He's good, he's bad, 640 01:17:18,119 --> 01:17:22,966 Just never got the breaks But he really is good 641 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,564 He just got fed up 642 01:17:26,679 --> 01:17:30,047 Of being well used 643 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,443 And abused 644 01:18:07,239 --> 01:18:09,606 Honourable thief Nickname, you might say 645 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,451 Worked out his life To keep hunger away 646 01:18:12,559 --> 01:18:15,290 New suit and tie Wheels and dolly bird too 647 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,767 Lost his head Finished without a sou 648 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,769 But who's who? Who is he anyway? 649 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,362 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 650 01:18:23,519 --> 01:18:26,363 But who's who? Who is he anyway? 651 01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:29,244 Thief, who made him bad? How many of us are good? 652 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:31,922 How many? 653 01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:34,007 How many? 654 01:18:34,639 --> 01:18:36,641 THE END 655 01:18:37,199 --> 01:18:40,806 Adaptation and Subtitling: Alexandra Valle / CRISTBET, Lda.