1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:02,825 -(CREAKING) -(WHIMPERING) 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:05,498 Run. 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,298 I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? 4 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:13,089 -Rose. -Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life! 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,850 It's gonna follow us! 6 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,304 The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, 7 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,763 and believe me, they've tried. 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,065 -Are you alien? -Yes. 9 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,067 (GRUNTING) 10 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,069 You could come with me. 11 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,398 -Is it always this dangerous? -Yeah. 12 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,367 (DOOR CLOSES) 13 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,915 Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me, where do you wanna go? 14 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:48,291 Backwards or forwards in time? It's your choice. What's it gonna be? 15 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,001 Forwards. 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,719 (TARDIS POWERING UP) 17 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,593 -How far? -One hundred years. 18 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,348 (RUMBLING) 19 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,441 There you go! Step outside those doors, it's the 22nd century. 20 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,150 -You're kidding. -That's a bit boring, though. 21 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,321 Do you wanna go further? 22 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,652 Fine by me. 23 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,405 (RUMBLING) 24 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,247 Ten thousand years in the future. 25 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:31,671 Step outside, it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire. 26 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,623 You think you're so impressive. 27 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,880 -I am so impressive. -You wish! 28 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,713 Right, then. You asked for it. I know exactly where to go. 29 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,434 Hold on! 30 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,182 (RUMBLING) 31 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,481 (DINGS) 32 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,027 Where are we? 33 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,578 (METALLIC CREAKING) 34 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,323 What's out there? 35 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,001 (MACHINE HUMMING) 36 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,683 (KEYS BLEEPING) 37 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,616 You lot... You spend all your time thinking about dying. 38 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:46,413 How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. 39 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,951 But you never take time to imagine the impossible. 40 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,785 That maybe you survived. 41 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:57,966 This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 42 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,135 Five billion years in your future. 43 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,758 And this is the day... 44 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,384 Hold on... 45 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,724 This is the day the sun expands. 46 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,020 Welcome to the end of the world. 47 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,405 (DOCTOR WHO THEME) 48 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,791 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shuttles five and six now docking. 49 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,870 Guests are reminded that Platform One 50 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,673 forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. 51 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,669 Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39, 52 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,631 followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite. 53 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,225 ROSE: So when it says "guests", does that mean people? 54 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,768 Depends what you mean by people. 55 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,722 -I mean people. What do you mean? -Aliens. 56 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,646 What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for? 57 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,820 It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck. 58 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,944 The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn. 59 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,650 -What for? -Fun! 60 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,283 Mind you, when I say "the great and the good", what I mean is the rich. 61 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:59,087 But... Hold on, they did this once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding, 62 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,665 -that takes hundreds of years. -Millions. 63 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,796 But the planet's now the property of the National Trust. 64 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,002 They've been keeping it preserved. 65 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,930 See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. 66 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,224 The planet looks the same as ever. 67 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,518 I thought the continent shifted and things. 68 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,722 They did, and the Trust shifted 'em back! That's a classic Earth. 69 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,900 But now the money's run out, nature takes over. 70 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,231 How long's it got? 71 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,689 About half an hour. Then the planet gets roasted. 72 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,993 Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do? 73 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,492 Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? 74 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,914 I'm not saving it. Time's up. 75 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,002 -But what about the people? -It's empty. They've all gone. All left. 76 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,922 -Just me, then. -Who the hell are you? 77 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,046 -Oh, that's nice. Thanks. -But how did you get in? 78 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,848 This is a maximum hospitality zone. 79 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,597 The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second... 80 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,095 No! That's me. I'm a guest. Look, I've got an invitation. 81 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,268 Look, there you see? It's fine. You see? 82 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,439 "The Doctor, plus one." 83 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,018 I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one". 84 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,523 Is that all right? 85 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,445 Well, obviously. 86 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,365 Apologies, et cetera. 87 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,194 If you're on board, we'd better start. 88 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,076 Enjoy. 89 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,626 The paper's slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. 90 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,627 Saves a lot of time. 91 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,792 -He's blue. -Yeah. 92 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,047 Okay. 93 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,878 We have in attendance, the Doctor and Rose Tyler! 94 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,805 Thank you. All staff to their positions. 95 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,931 Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as we can, come along, come along! 96 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,140 And now, might I introduce the next honoured guest 97 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:45,895 representing the Forest of Cheem, we have trees. 98 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,148 Namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa. 99 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:53,155 There will be an exchange of gifts, representing peace. 100 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,783 If you could keep the room circulating, thank you. 101 00:06:56,166 --> 00:07:02,162 Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon. 102 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,665 And next, from Financial Family Seven, 103 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,758 we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme. 104 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:14,765 The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen! Thank you. 105 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,341 Cal "Sparkplug"... 106 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,014 Mr and Mrs Pakoo. 107 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,183 The ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light... 108 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:27,027 The gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather. 109 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,278 Thank you. Yes, gifts, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 110 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,953 I give you in return air from my lungs. 111 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,791 How intimate. 112 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,539 There's more where that came from. 113 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,878 I bet there is. 114 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,468 The sponsor of the main event, please welcome... 115 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,215 the Face of Boe. 116 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,301 The Moxx of Balhoon. 117 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,559 My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. 118 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,643 I bring you the gift of bodily salivas. 119 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,565 (HAWKS AND SPITS) 120 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:07,980 Thank you very much. 121 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,906 Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! 122 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,075 I bring you air from my lungs. 123 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,569 (EXHALES) 124 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,577 A gift of peace. In all good faith. 125 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,578 STEWARD: And last but not least, our very special guest. 126 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:31,835 Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below. 127 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:36,718 In memory of this dying world, we call forth... 128 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,595 the last human. 129 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,729 The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen. 130 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:49,606 Oh, now don't stare! I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it? 131 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:54,781 I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! 132 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:59,699 Look how thin I am. Thin and dainty! 133 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,288 I don't look a day over 2,000. 134 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,746 Moisturise me, moisturise me! 135 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,921 Truly, I am the last human. 136 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:15,052 My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic desert. 137 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,638 They were born on the Earth 138 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,430 and they were the last to be buried in its soil. 139 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,816 (SNIFFLING) I have come to honour them and say goodbye. 140 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,769 Oh, no tears, no tears... 141 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,900 I'm sorry. 142 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,490 But behold! I bring gifts! 143 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:45,790 From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg. 144 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,170 Legend says, it had a wingspan of 50 feet! 145 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,588 And blew fire from its nostrils. 146 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,754 Or was that my third husband? 147 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:59,087 (LAUGHING) Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines. 148 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,264 No, stop! 149 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,930 (CLEARING THROAT) Mercy! 150 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,347 And here! Another rarity. 151 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:13,018 According to the archives, this was called an iPod. 152 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:17,363 It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. 153 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,899 Play on! 154 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,450 (TAINTED LOVE PLAYING) 155 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,456 The refreshments will now be served. 156 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,464 Earth-death in 30 minutes. 157 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:40,217 I've got to run away 158 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:44,891 from the pain 159 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,470 into the heart of me 160 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:54,902 seems to go nowhere 161 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,487 162 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,488 I can't sleep at night... 163 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,241 -Doctor. - (DEVICE CHIRPS) 164 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,741 Thank you. 165 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,330 A gift of peace in all good faith. 166 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,333 No, you're very kind, but I'm just the steward. 167 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,087 A gift of peace in all good faith. 168 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,427 Oh, yes. Thank you. Of course. 169 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,426 Identify species. 170 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,844 (DEVICE CHIRPING) 171 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,051 Please identify species. 172 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,932 -(WHISTLING) -Now stop it! 173 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,765 Identify his race. Where's he from? 174 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,937 (DEVICE TWITTERING) 175 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,235 It's impossible. 176 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,056 ROSE: Sorry, am I allowed to be in here? 177 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,601 You have to give us permission to talk. 178 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,980 Um... 179 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,323 -You have permission. -Thank you. 180 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,609 And, no, you're not in the way. 181 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,366 -Guests are allowed anywhere. -Okay. 182 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,456 (KEYS BLEEPING) 183 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,832 -What's your name? -Raffalo. 184 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,706 -Raffalo? -Yes, miss. 185 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,169 I won't be long, I've just got to carry out some maintenance. 186 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,427 There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Boe's suite. 187 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,967 There must be something blocking the system. 188 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,428 He's not getting any hot water. 189 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,516 -So, you're a plumber? -That's right, miss. 190 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,936 They still have plumbers? 191 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,941 I hope so, else I'm out of a job! 192 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,237 -Where are you from? -Crespallion. 193 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,408 ROSE: That's a planet, is it? 194 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,703 No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, 195 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,831 affiliated to the Scarlet Junction, Convex 56. 196 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,289 And where are you from, miss? If you don't mind me asking. 197 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,587 No, not at all. Um... 198 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,046 I don't know. A long way away. 199 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,805 I just sort of hitched a lift with this man... 200 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:38,811 I didn't even think about it. Don't even know who he is. 201 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,444 He's a complete stranger. 202 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,696 Anyway, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it! 203 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,114 Thank you, miss. And thank you for the permission. 204 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,369 Not many people are that considerate. 205 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,292 Okay. See you later. 206 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,131 Now, then. 207 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,885 Control, I'm at junction 19. I think the problem's coming from in here. 208 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,887 I'll go inside and have a look. 209 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,093 (LIGHT CLANKING) 210 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,305 What's that? Something in there? 211 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,978 Ooh. Who are you, then? 212 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,562 Hold on! 213 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,571 If you're an upgrade, I just need to register you, that's all. 214 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,114 Oh, come back. 215 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,694 Ah, there you are. 216 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,534 Now, I just need to register your ident. 217 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:41,252 Aw, there's two of ya! Got yourself a little mate? 218 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,253 I think I'd better report this to control. 219 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,710 How many of you are there? 220 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,508 What are you? 221 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,175 Oh, no! No! (SCREAMING) 222 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,278 (BLEEPING) 223 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,321 -What's that? -(BLEEPS) 224 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,775 -Well, how should I know? -(BLEEPS) 225 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,531 (OVER PA) Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 226 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,083 please report to the steward's office immediately. 227 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,586 Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices 228 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:32,216 is strictly prohibited under Peace Treaty 5.4/Cup/16. Thank you. 229 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,970 AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in 25 minutes. 230 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,052 Earth-death in 25 minutes. 231 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,229 Oh, thanks. 232 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,978 Hello! 233 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,865 My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. 234 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,909 We might be related. 235 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,830 I'm talking to a twig. 236 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,840 (GRUNTING) 237 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,971 Oi, now, careful with that, park it properly. No scratches. 238 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,801 (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 239 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,579 DOCTOR: Rose, are you in there? 240 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,208 Aye-aye! 241 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,877 -What d'you think, then? -Great, yeah. Fine. 242 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,879 Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. 243 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,380 (CHUCKLES) 244 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,756 They're just so alien! 245 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,389 The aliens are so alien. 246 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,190 You look at 'em, and they're alien. 247 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,767 Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south. 248 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,482 -Where are you from? -All over the place. 249 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,448 -They all speak English. -No, you just hear English. 250 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,780 It's a gift of the Tardis. It's the telepathic field, 251 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,990 gets inside your brain, translates. 252 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,043 -It's inside my brain? -Well, in a good way. 253 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,788 Your machine gets inside my head? 254 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,340 It gets inside and it changes my mind and you didn't even ask. 255 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,384 I didn't think about it like that. 256 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,884 No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep south! 257 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,099 Who are you then, Doctor. 258 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,056 What're you called? What sort of alien are you? 259 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,638 -I'm just a Doctor. -From what planet? 260 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,519 (SNIGGERS) Well, it's not as if you'd know where it is. 261 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,521 -Where're you from? -What does it matter? 262 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,443 -Tell me who you are! -This is who I am. 263 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,067 Right here, right now. All right? 264 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,899 All that counts is here and now, and this is me! 265 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,283 Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause you brought me here! So just tell me! 266 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,919 Earth-death in 20 minutes. 267 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,799 Earth-death in 20 minutes. 268 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,853 All right. 269 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,062 As my mate Shireen says, 270 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,020 "Don't argue with the designated driver." 271 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,110 Can't exactly call for a taxi. 272 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,236 (BEEPING) 273 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,864 There's no signal. 274 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,705 We're out of range. Just a bit. 275 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,165 Tell you what, with a little bit of jiggery-pokery... 276 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,496 Is that a technical term, "jiggery-pokery"? 277 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,877 Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you? 278 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,505 -No, I failed hullabaloo. -Aw. 279 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,755 There you go. 280 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,052 (BEEPS) 281 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,436 (RINGING TONE) 282 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,019 -Hello? -Mum? 283 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,481 Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now? 284 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,160 Ooh, this red top's falling to bits! You should get your money back. 285 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,111 Go on, there must be something. 286 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,913 You never phone in the middle of the day. 287 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,286 -(CHUCKLES) -What's so funny? 288 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,414 Nothing. You all right, though? 289 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,086 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 290 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,338 -What day is it? -Wednesday all day. You got a hangover? 291 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,044 Oh, I tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate. 292 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,549 I'll pay you back later. 293 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:48,351 Yeah, um, I was just calling 'cause I might be late home. 294 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,935 Is there something wrong? 295 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,144 No, I'm fine. Top of the world! 296 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,694 If you think that's amazing, you wanna see the bill. 297 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,197 That was five billion years ago. 298 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,615 So... 299 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,243 She's dead now. 300 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,452 Five billion years later, my mum's dead. 301 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,374 Bundle of laughs, you are. 302 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,872 (RUMBLING) 303 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,761 That's not supposed to happen. 304 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,591 Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. 305 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,971 (OVER PA) Honoured guests may be reassured 306 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,476 that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you. 307 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,434 The whole place shook! I felt it! 308 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:41,237 I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms one, three, six and fifteen 309 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,530 and I've never felt the slightest tremor! 310 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,484 I warn you, if this lot decide to sue... 311 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,365 I'm gonna scan the infrastructure. 312 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,910 (MACHINE BLEEPING) 313 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,455 What's that? 314 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,459 Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings... 315 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,006 (BLEEPING) 316 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,803 I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal... 317 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,381 -(BLEEPS) -I don't know what they look like! 318 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,058 Although I imagine they might look rather like that. 319 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,854 You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board? 320 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,652 (BEEPS) 321 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,870 -No! No! -AUTOMATED VOICE: Sunfilter deactivated. 322 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,159 Sunfilter descending. 323 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,574 Sunfilter up! No, no, no! 324 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,417 External temperature 430 degrees. 325 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,332 -Control! Respond! -Sunfilter descending. 326 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,755 -Sunfilter up! -Sunfilter descending. 327 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,875 (SCREAMING) 328 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,312 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 329 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,283 That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that. 330 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,363 What do you think, Jabe? 331 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,619 Listen to the engines, they're pitched up about 30 Hertz. 332 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,333 Is that dodgy or what? 333 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,082 It's the sound of metal, that doesn't make any sense to me. 334 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,833 -Where's the engine room? -I don't know. 335 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,715 But the maintenance duct is just behind our guests' suite, I could show you. 336 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,138 And your wife. 337 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,723 Oh, she's not my wife. 338 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,471 -Partner? -No. 339 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,935 -Concubine? -Nope. 340 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,102 Prostitute? 341 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,145 Whatever I am, it must be invisible! Do you mind? 342 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,985 Tell you what, you two go and pollinate. 343 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,900 I'm gonna catch up with the Family. 344 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,856 Quick word with Michael Jackson. 345 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,237 Don't start a fight. 346 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,034 I'm all yours. 347 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,490 And I want you home by midnight! 348 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:04,334 AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in 15 minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes. 349 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,843 Who's in charge of Platform One? Has it got a captain or what? 350 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,221 There's just the steward and the staff. 351 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,853 All the rest is controlled by the metal mind. 352 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,442 You mean, the computer? Well, who controls that? 353 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,985 The Corporation. 354 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,860 They move Platform One from one artistic event to another. 355 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,575 Well, there's no one from the Corporation on board. 356 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:37,530 They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. 357 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,372 It's the height of the Alpha Class. 358 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,958 -Nothing can go wrong. -Unsinkable? 359 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,288 If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. 360 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,498 You're telling me! I was on board another ship once. 361 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,045 They said that was unsinkable. 362 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,716 I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold. 363 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:57,968 So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out? 364 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,553 -I'm afraid not. -Fantastic! 365 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,353 I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic? 366 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:14,988 CASSANDRA: Soon the sun will blossom into a red giant, 367 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,035 and my home will die. 368 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,702 That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there. 369 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,873 Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevasse. 370 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,337 (SIGHS) I'd have such fun. 371 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,498 What happened to everyone else? 372 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,709 The human race, where did it go? 373 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,464 They say mankind has touched every star in the sky. 374 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,389 So you're not the last human. 375 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,227 I am the last pure human. 376 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,264 The others mingled. 377 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,563 Oh, they call themselves New-humans and Proto-humans 378 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,732 and Digi-humans, even Human-ish! 379 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,355 But do you know what I call them? 380 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,781 Mongrels. 381 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,073 Right. And you stayed behind. 382 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,030 -I kept myself pure. -Hmm. 383 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,699 How many operations have you had? 384 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:09,038 708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. 385 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,457 Is that why you wanted a word? 386 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,047 You could be flatter, Rose. 387 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,256 You've got a little bit of a chin poking out. 388 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,725 -I'd rather die. -Honestly, it doesn't hurt. 389 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,345 I mean it. I would rather die. 390 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,649 It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline. 391 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,268 Oh, well, what do you know? 392 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,196 I was born on that planet! 393 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,695 And so was my mum and so was my dad. 394 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,777 And that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room. 395 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,778 'Cause you're not human. 396 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,996 You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. 397 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,914 Anything human got chucked in the bin! 398 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,338 You're just skin, Cassandra! Lipstick and skin. 399 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,624 Nice talking. 400 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:06,558 So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this? 401 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,730 -Respect for the Earth. -Come on! 402 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,149 Everyone on this platform is worth zillions! 403 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:15,730 Well, perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions. 404 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,655 In case your share prices drop? 405 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:21,327 I know you lot. You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere! 406 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,495 And there's always money in land. 407 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,239 All the same. 408 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,916 We respect the Earth as family. 409 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,916 So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. 410 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,417 I am another. 411 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,001 My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below. 412 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,259 And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest. 413 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,180 Excuse me. 414 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,144 And what about your ancestry, Doctor? 415 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,811 Perhaps you could tell a story or two. 416 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:58,694 Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left? 417 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,527 I scanned you earlier. 418 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,948 The metal machine had trouble identifying your species. 419 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,873 It refused to admit your existence. 420 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,627 And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. 421 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,671 But it was right. 422 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,125 I know where you're from! 423 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:24,386 Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist! 424 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,055 I just want to say... 425 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,392 how sorry I am. 426 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,412 (SLOW CHUFFING) 427 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,214 Is it me, or is it a bit nippy? 428 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,946 (GROANS) 429 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,781 Fair dos, though, that's a great bit of air-conditioning. 430 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,537 Sort of nice and old fashioned. 431 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,118 Bet they call it retro. 432 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,957 (WHINING) 433 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,625 Gotcha! 434 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,468 -What the hell is that? -Is it part of the "retro"? 435 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,808 I don't think so, hold on. 436 00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,485 -Hey, nice liana! -Thank you. 437 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,233 Not supposed to show them in public. 438 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,656 Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. 439 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,530 Now, then, who's been bringing their pets on board? 440 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,737 -What does it do? -Sabotage... 441 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,243 AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in 10 minutes... 442 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,996 And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on. 443 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,376 The planet's end! 444 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,923 Come gather, come gather! 445 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,628 Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation. 446 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,385 Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. 447 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,512 (TOXIC PLAYING) 448 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,942 I'm calling 449 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,441 should wear a warning 450 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,569 I'm fallin'... 451 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,525 All right, hold on, get back! 452 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,156 (ALARM WAILING) 453 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,703 AUTOMATED VOICE: Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 454 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,001 -Is the steward in there? -You can smell him. 455 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,248 (ALARM BEEPING) 456 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,331 Hold on. There's another sunfilter programmed to descend. 457 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,511 458 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:12,933 Spinning round and round 459 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,931 460 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:20,107 AUTOMATED VOICE: Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 461 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,856 Sunfilter descending. 462 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,818 -Let me out! Let me out! -Sunfilter descending. 463 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,528 (BANGING ON DOOR) 464 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,989 ROSE: Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 465 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:40,999 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 466 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,795 - (BANGING CONTINUES) -Anyone in there? 467 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,920 -Let me out! -Oh, well, it would be you. 468 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,969 -Open the door! -Hold on, give us two ticks. 469 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:54,392 AUTOMATED VOICE: Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 470 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,759 (BEEPING) 471 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,767 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 472 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:06,107 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... 473 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,280 Sunfilter descending. 474 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,449 It's just what I need. The computer's getting clever. 475 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,449 -Stop mucking about! -I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back. 476 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,197 -Sunfilter descending. -Open the door! 477 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,327 DOCTOR: I know! 478 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,252 -Sunfilter descending. -ROSE: The lock's melted! 479 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:28,759 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 480 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:36,134 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 481 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,181 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 482 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:46,310 The opening's jammed! I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move! 483 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,316 Where am I gonna go? Ipswich? 484 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,989 AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in five minutes. 485 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,698 The metal machine confirms... 486 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,826 the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of Platform One. 487 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,157 (GUESTS GASP) 488 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,415 How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a code-wall. 489 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,712 Moisturise me, moisturise me. 490 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,706 Summon the steward! 491 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,541 I'm afraid the steward is dead. 492 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,460 (ALL GASPING) 493 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,136 (ALL MURMURING) 494 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,843 Who killed him? 495 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,472 This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Boe! He invited us. 496 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,474 Talk to the face! Talk to the face! 497 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,648 Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board. 498 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,517 Let's send him back to master. 499 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,070 (BEEPING) 500 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,258 The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! J'accuse! 501 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,003 That's all very well and really kinda obvious. 502 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,214 But if you stop and think about it... 503 00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,924 (GROANS) 504 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,260 A Repeated Meme is just an idea. 505 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,807 And that's all they are, an idea. 506 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,810 (POWERS DOWN) 507 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,812 Remote-control droids. Nice little cover for the real troublemaker. 508 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,398 Go on, Jimbo. Go home. 509 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,485 (GUESTS GASP) 510 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,663 I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. 511 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,206 At arms! 512 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,999 What you gonna do, moisturise me? 513 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,459 With acid. 514 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,286 Oh, you're too late anyway. 515 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,502 My spiders have control of the main frame. 516 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:36,629 Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall. 517 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,760 I'm not just a pretty face. 518 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,763 Sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it, how stupid is that? 519 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,896 I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation. 520 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,018 With myself as one of the victims. 521 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,651 The compensation would've been enormous. 522 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,396 Five billion years, and it still comes down to money. 523 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,406 Do you think it's cheap, looking like this? 524 00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,985 Flatness costs a fortune! 525 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,904 I am the last human, Doctor. 526 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,709 Me, not that freaky little kid of yours. 527 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,165 Arrest her! The infidel! 528 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:14,546 Oh, shut it, pixie! I've still got my final option. 529 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,877 AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in three minutes. 530 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:21,261 And here it comes. You're just as useful dead, all of you. 531 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,137 I have shares in your rival companies. 532 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,436 And they'll triple in price as soon as your dead. 533 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,599 My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems. 534 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,606 How did that old Earth song go? 535 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,187 "Burn baby, burn." 536 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:36,863 Then you'll burn with us! 537 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,111 Oh, I'm so sorry! 538 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:44,196 I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... 539 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,122 I'm such a naughty thing. 540 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,749 Spiders, activate! 541 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,998 (THUNDEROUS WHOOSHES) 542 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,631 Force-fields gone, with the planet about to explode... 543 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,341 At least it'll be quick. 544 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:07,265 Just like my fifth husband... (LAUGHS) 545 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:11,223 Oh, shame on me! Bye-bye, darlings. 546 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,105 -AUTOMATED VOICE: Safety systems failing. -Bye-bye, my darlings! 547 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,150 Heat levels rising. 548 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,947 -Reset the computer! -Only the steward would know how. 549 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,866 No, we can do it by hand. 550 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,945 There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on! 551 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,530 You lot, just chill. 552 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,655 ...Heat levels rising. 553 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,165 (ALARM BLARING) 554 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,129 Earth-death in two minutes. Earth-death in two minutes. 555 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:44,427 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. 556 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,058 Oh, and guess where the switch is. 557 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:55,025 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 558 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,439 (GRUNTS) 559 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:09,288 External temperature 5,000 degrees. 560 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,880 You can't, the heat's gonna vent through this place. 561 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,178 -I know. -Jabe, you're made of wood. 562 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,428 Then stop wasting time, Time Lord. 563 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,814 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 564 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,357 -(PANICKED GASPS) -(WINDOW CRACKING) 565 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,776 Heat levels hazardous. 566 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,526 -We're going to die! -Heat levels hazardous. 567 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,797 Shields malfunction. 568 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,422 Shields malfunction. 569 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,298 Shields malfunction. 570 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,226 -(GASPS) -Shields malfunction. 571 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:22,609 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. 572 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:30,612 (SCREAMING) 573 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,373 (WHIMPERS) 574 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:40,046 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 575 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,708 (JABE SCREAMING) 576 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,610 Planet explodes in... 577 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,199 ten, 578 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,413 nine, 579 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,750 eight, 580 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,417 seven, 581 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,791 six, 582 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,636 five, 583 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,923 four... 584 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,807 Raise shields! 585 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,014 ...one. 586 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,441 (LOUD EXPLOSION) 587 00:38:55,542 --> 00:39:00,002 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 588 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:08,839 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 589 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,046 (PANTING) 590 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,804 (SIZZLING) 591 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,254 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 592 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,172 (SOBBING) 593 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,054 -ROSE: You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. 594 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,557 I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with 'em! 595 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:03,105 Idea number one, teleportation through 5,000 degrees 596 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,023 needs some kind of feed. 597 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,695 Idea number two. This feed must be hidden nearby. 598 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,612 Idea number three. 599 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:18,072 If you're as clever as me, then a teleportation-feed can be reversed. 600 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,451 (WHINING) 601 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:24,161 Oh, you should've seen their little alien faces... 602 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,748 -Oh. -The last human. 603 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,880 So, you passed my little test. Bravo! 604 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:35,134 This makes you eligible to join the...the Human Club. 605 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,057 People have died Cassandra, you murdered them. 606 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,305 It depends on your definition of people! 607 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:44,264 And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries! 608 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:49,319 Take me to court then, Doctor, and watch me smile and cry... 609 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,941 (CREAKING) 610 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,772 -...and flutter. -And creak? 611 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,033 -And what? -Creak! You're creaking. 612 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,032 What? 613 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,034 (GRUNTING) I'm drying out! 614 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:05,035 Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturise me, moisturise me! 615 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,087 Where are my surgeons? My lovely boys! 616 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,041 -It's too hot! (GROANING) -You raised the temperature. 617 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,426 Have pity! 618 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,219 Moisturise me! 619 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,592 (GROANING) Oh, Doctor! 620 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,174 Help her. 621 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,805 Everything has its time and everything dies. 622 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:26,936 (SCREAMING) I'm too young! 623 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,701 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shuttles four and six departing. 624 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:46,618 This unit now closing down for maintenance. 625 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,632 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 626 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,972 The end of the Earth. 627 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,476 It's gone. 628 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,895 We were too busy saving ourselves. No one saw it go. 629 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,575 All those years, all that history, and no one was even looking! 630 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,575 It's just... 631 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,126 Come with me. 632 00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,116 (CHILD CRYING) 633 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,491 (LAUGHING) 634 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,246 Big Issue! 635 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,501 Big Issue! 636 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:22,259 You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete. 637 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,092 But it won't. 638 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:27,222 One day, it's all gone. 639 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,770 Even the sky. 640 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,437 My planet's gone. 641 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,362 It's dead. 642 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,786 It burned, like the Earth. 643 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,406 It's just rocks and dust. 644 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,833 Before its time. 645 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,087 What happened? 646 00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,008 There was a war, and we lost. 647 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,007 ROSE: A war with who? 648 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,596 (CLEARS THROAT) What about your people? 649 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,183 I'm a Time Lord. 650 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,640 I'm the last of the Time Lords. 651 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:17,856 They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. 652 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,148 I'm left traveling on my own 'cause there's no-one else. 653 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,360 There's me. 654 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,159 You've seen how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home? 655 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,918 I don't know. 656 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,383 I want... 657 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,094 (SNIFFING) 658 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,885 Oh. Can you smell chips? 659 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:51,094 -(LAUGHING) Yeah! Yeah. -I want chips. 660 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,470 Me too! 661 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,807 All right then, before you can get me in that box, chips it is and you can pay. 662 00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,732 -No money. -What sort of date are you? 663 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,858 Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. 664 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:05,821 We've only got five billion years till the shops close. 665 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,573 (CHUCKLES) 666 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,791 Now, you've seen the future, so let's have a look at the past. 667 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,215 1860. How does 1860 sound? 668 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,714 -What happened in 1860? -I don't know! Let's find out. 669 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,799 REDPATH: I can't believe she's gone. 670 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,634 Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir. Merely sleeping. 671 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,765 She's up and on her feet and out there somewhere! 672 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,348 Mr Sneed, for shame, how many more times? It's ungodly! 673 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,478 (SHRIEKING) 674 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,605 Excuse me, sir. Mr Dickens, this is your call. 675 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:45,615 Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed. 676 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,323 What phantasmagoria is this? 677 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,945 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 678 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,580 That's more like it!