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♪♪

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Randy:
♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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♪ I'm headin' down
to Tegridy Farms ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Towelie:
♪ I got some weed and I don't
know what's going on ♪

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Randy: ♪ So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪

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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪

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♪♪

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[ Humming ]

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Stan! Family meeting!
Get downstairs!

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I'm writing a song, Dad.

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Nobody cares about that!

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Come on!
I've got big news!

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[ Laughing ]

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Sharon, Shelley!
Hurry! I've got it!

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What is it, Randy?

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You guys...I've just had
the greatest idea ever.

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We're gonna move back
to our old house?

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No! I've been trying
to figure out

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how to make more money
selling weed.

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And last night
it came to me.

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We could grow the family
business by selling Tegridy...

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to the Chinese.

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[ Angelic chorus ]

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I did a little research.

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Turns out there's a lot
of people in China.

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If we can get like 2% of that
market to buy our weed,

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we'd make millions
of millions of dollars.

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I'm flying
to China tomorrow.

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I've got to get in on this
before anyone else thinks of it.

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Tomorrow?

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Randy, are you forgetting about
this Saturday?

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What's this Saturday?

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Autumnfest?
Stan's concert?

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He and his little friends have
been rehearsing all week.

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A lot of people in town are
coming out to support him.

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Everyone but you.

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Everyone?

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Stan, you need to wear

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your Tegridy T-shirt
at the performance.

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Aw, come on, Dad!

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Stan, they're available
on Amazon starting Friday,

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so you could really help promote
the family business

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while I'm gone!

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But then again,
I guess family doesn't mean

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all that much to you.

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♪♪

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Both: ♪ Tumbleweeds
and squirrels, my darlin' ♪

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♪ Tumbleweeds and squirrels ♪

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Yeah.

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Okay, that was
the South Park Sounderoos.

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Thanks again to Kate and Earl!

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Alright,
up next we have four of

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our local South Park fourth
graders who have formed a band!

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Let's hear it for Stan Marsh
and Crimson Dawn!

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[ Applause ]

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Hi, Stanley!

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Oh,
there's our Butters!

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Oh, Butters!
Oh, aren't they cute!

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Um, hi.
We're Crimson Dawn,

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and um, this is a song
I wrote about

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living out in the country
on a farm.

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Alright, f-f-fellas,
just like we rehearsed it.

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And a one and a two
and a --

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[ Hardcore death metal playing ]

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♪♪

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[ Screams ]

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♪♪

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[ Growling ] ♪ Fate is over,
open your eyes ♪

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Get me off this farm!

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♪ There is no hope,
no second chance ♪

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♪ All the elders saw,
the fall of the sky ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Pride and glory ♪

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♪ To touch the sky
we've burned the earth ♪

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♪ Built our own infirmity ♪

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[ Chime dings ]

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First time
goin' to China?

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No, not really.

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It's my first time.

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I'm goin' out to try and drum up
a little business.

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What are you
headin' out for?

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I work for
a clothing company.

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We're trying to
break into the market

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And get the Chinese people
as customers.

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Oh. [ Chuckles ] Hey.
Fuck you.

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Huh?

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I -- I had that idea
like three days ago.

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So what?

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So when did you
come up with it?

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Oh, hey, Mitchell.
You're on this flight?!

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Yeah, that's so funny.
I'm working for Google now,

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overseeing the expansions
into the Chinese user base.

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Yeah,
I'm still with the NBA.

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Doing some press
with the players

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to try to get more
Chinese viewers.

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Oh, for Christ's sake!

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You have a good idea
and everyone wants to copy you!

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Fine. I can handle
some healthy competition.

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Who else wants to go to China
and get some of their money?

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Oh, for crying' out loud.

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[ Thump! ]

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Let me guess,
you work for a company

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trying to get Chinese people
as customers.

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Wow, where'd you get
that idea?

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It's okay. It's okay.

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I'm sure there's plenty of
Chinese people for all of us.

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[ Hardcore death metal music
playing ]

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[ Growling ]
♪ Searching, wandering ♪

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♪ Looking for
the perfect specimen ♪

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♪ Still pure ♪Hate this farm!

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♪ Immature ♪I hate this farm!

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♪ Acknowledged sickness
concealed, swaggering! ♪

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♪ Unseen ♪Hate this farm!

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♪ Wandering ♪I hate this farm!

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♪ Looking for
the perfect specimen ♪

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Okay, okay.
Wait, uh, hang on, guys.

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Very good, boys!

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I heard you play
at Autumnfest.

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I really like your sound.

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Who are you?Well, I'm a producer.

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I manage all the big rock bands
in South Park.

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PC Babies...

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all of them.

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You manage the PC Babies?

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Holy smokes, fellas,
they're huge!

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You want to sign us
so we can make a record

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and I can move
away from here?

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Records? What are you kids,
from the '90s?!

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There's no money in albums or
singles or even tours anymore.

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What we need to focus on...

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is your biopic.

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Biopic? You want to make
the Crimson Dawn biopic?

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PC Babies' biopic came out
last week.

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Made over $100 million.

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Wow-ee!

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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I'll just let you guys
think on it.

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But don't take too long,
huh?

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[ Woman speaking indistinctly
on PA ]

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[ Speaks Mandarin ]

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Hello. Howdy.

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I'm a small business owner
from the United States.

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You guys know
any money people here?

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Can I give you guys my card?

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I'm just starting to grow
my business here in China.

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[ Speaks Mandarin ]

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What is this, sir?

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Oh, that? That's weed.

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Marijuana.

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You know...
[ Breathes deeply ]

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[ Speaks Mandarin ]

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Oh, here we go.

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Jay shi daamaa
Tegridy Weed.

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Whoa! Oh, hey!
Everything alright?

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What's going on?

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Oh, hey, d-don't forget
my suitcase!

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C-Could you grab my suitcase?

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All my weed is in there!

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Excuse me?

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Jay shi damaa!

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Record Producer:
What makes a band truly great?

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It's a desire to be heard.

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And a commitment
to a three-act structure

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that has a 20-minute setup,

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about an hour and a half
of conflict,

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and a big,
triumphant resolution.

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So let's start at the beginning,
gang.

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When did your band
first form?

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Um, it was about two weeks
ago --

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Yeah, it was about
two and a half,

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three weeks ago,
I'd say --

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I hadn't seen
my friend Kyle,

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and I hate living on a farm
so I started writing songs.

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That's good, that's good!

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Lost a close friend.

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Put loneliness into lyrics.

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Yeah, and Stan came to me
and I said,

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"Well,
I can play the drums --"

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But -- But he'd already asked me
to play the drums.

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So, yeah, I said,
"Okay, I'll play guitar."

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Inner conflict over
direction of band, good.

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Oh, and then Kenny
learned to play bass

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watching YouTube videos of
John Lennon with the Dalai Lama.

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Oh, oh, yeah, no, no,
we don't want to go there.

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Talking about the Dalai Lama

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doesn't go over well
with the Chinese.

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The -- the --
the what?

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Look, for this movie
to really make money,

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we need to be sure it clears
the Chinese censors, you know?

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We want
those Chinese viewers!

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-Aw, seriously?
-Oh, it's okay.

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There's plenty of other things
to talk about with your story.

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How about --
What kind of things

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were you into
when you were younger?

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Well, I always liked
Winnie the Pooh!

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Oh, no, no, no, no no no,
that's definitely off limits.

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Winnie the Pooh
is illegal in China

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because
some Chinese students said

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he looked like
the Chinese President.

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Aw, come on.
That's ridiculous.

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Hey, you want to move away
from your family, right?

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You want to be successful
on your own, right?

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Yeah...

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Alright, well,
you know what they say --

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You got to lower your ideals
of freedom

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if you want to suck on
the warm teat of China.

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[ All chanting in Mandarin ]

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[ Machines whirring ]

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[ Zapping ][ Groans ]

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"I am a proud member
of the Communist Party.

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The Party is more important
than the individual."

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[ Man pleading in Mandarin ]

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[ Water dripping ]

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Winnie the Pooh:
Oh. Hello, there.

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Who -- Who's there?

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Nobody.
Just a bear.

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I was wondering
since you're new,

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if you might
have some honey.

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No,
I don't have any honey.

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Are you prisoners here?

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Some people said Pooh looked
like the Chinese P-P-President,

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so we're illegal
in China now.

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Jesus.

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What kind of mad house
is this?

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[ Speaking Mandarin ]

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[ Speaking Mandarin ]

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Your Honors,
I'm just a simple farmer,

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from a simpler time.

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Now, I'd never been to China
before, but I hate to say,

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I'm a little disappointed
in all of you.

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With what I've seen,

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you -- you seem to treat
your people like dirt.

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You don't believe in
any individual freedoms.

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I mean, you've got
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet

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in jail?

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Now, come on, China!

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You know, a country ain't
nothing unless it's got

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decency and integrity.

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And I think I speak for Pooh
and Piglet and all of Disney

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when I say you could use some
Tegridy, China!

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Now, it just so happens
that I...

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own a Tegridy farm.

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And I think I might be able
to work out a deal

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for all you nice folk.

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[ Bell rings ]

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This is so awesome,
you guys!

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Our band
is gonna be huge!

254
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Yeah,
and we're gonna be rich!

255
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,310
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

256
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,103
Yeah,
isn't it just great?

257
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:34,000
Hey, what's wrong,
Jimmy?

258
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,965
Fellas,
I need to tell you something.

259
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,310
I think I'm homosexual.

260
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,517
And also,
I'm addicted to cocaine.

261
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,206
Oh, that's okay, Jimmy.

262
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,965
Yeah, we can get you
a liver transplant.

263
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,793
Record Producer: Cut! Cut!

264
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,275
Listen, guys, we, uh,

265
00:11:46,275 --> 00:11:48,241
just got word back
from the Chinese censors.

266
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,620
They don't want us mentioning
organ transplants.

267
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,482
How come?

268
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:55,103
Well, they've been accused of
harvesting organs from the --

269
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:56,620
L-Look, it doesn't matter.

270
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,862
They -- They just said no
to the organ stuff.

271
00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:01,448
Oh, and, uh,
no homosexuality either.

272
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:04,103
No homosexuality?! We're trying
to do a band biopic!

273
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:07,206
Yeah, and what's wrong with
homosexuality, anyways?

274
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,724
Nothing!

275
00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,103
Unless you want to make
money in China.

276
00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:13,206
Now, come on.
Everyone back to one!

277
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:16,793
[ Indistinct conversations ]

278
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:21,379
Alright,
who's the asshole?

279
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,344
Which one of you
decided to go and start

280
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,931
badmouthing
the Chinese government?!

281
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:31,413
Who here thought
they had permission

282
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,586
to say anything critical
of Chinese politics?!

283
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,034
Well, it is true, sir.

284
00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,931
The Chinese seem to exploit
their own people

285
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,275
with forced labor that --Shut the fuck up, Thor!

286
00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:43,620
You're here to flex
and not think, ya fuckin' bitch!

287
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:47,896
Please, Mr. Marsh was only
standing up for me and Piglet.

288
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:50,793
Because we were
political prisoners.

289
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:53,689
You are
a fat diabetic bear,

290
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,413
and if the Chinese
don't want you,

291
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:56,862
then I don't either!

292
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,413
Now, who the fuck
is Mr. Marsh?!

293
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:02,862
Oh, uh, that's me.
Randy Marsh.

294
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,586
Who is this?
I don't know you.

295
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:05,758
Are you from Pixar?

296
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,275
No,
I'm from South Park.

297
00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,000
What's South Park?
Do I own that?

298
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Man: No, not yet, sir.

299
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,586
You're telling me
[Chuckles]

300
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:14,482
that I'm losing
Chinese customers

301
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:18,172
because of some shithead that's
not even from my company?!

302
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,620
Hey,
hold on a minute!

303
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,137
You really think that business
should be run

304
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,965
through intimidation
and fear?

305
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:25,103
Whatever happened to
old-time values?

306
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,137
You already have business
with the Chinese.

307
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:29,655
You have all the connections
money can buy.

308
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,482
But there's one thing
you don't have...

309
00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,965
And that's Tegridy.

310
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:37,000
Now,
it just so happens...

311
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:42,448
Boys, I understand you've got
a band here at the school?

312
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,758
Yeah,
what's wrong with that?

313
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,310
Well, boys,
it seems to me

314
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,896
like your music is kind of...

315
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,827
angry, m'kay?

316
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,103
I mean it's really loud,
m'kay. and it's a little angry.

317
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:54,793
Yeah, because I hate living on
a farm 30 miles outside of town!

318
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,241
Yeah, tell him, Stan!

319
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,000
I can't stand
my dad anymore!

320
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,965
And if I want to do death metal,
I can! It's a free country!

321
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,827
Record Producer:
Cut! Cut, cut! Cut!

322
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:05,310
Uh, kids, let's not say anything
about this being a free country.

323
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,482
Aw, come on!

324
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:07,862
Hey, these guys
were nice enough

325
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,068
to come all the way
from China

326
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,517
to help us
with our standards.

327
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,965
We can at least
listen to their notes.

328
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:15,206
Oh. Oh, ok--
okay, okay.

329
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:17,758
Actually, gang, when need to
rewrite the whole second act.

330
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,379
But that'll take forever.Come on, guys.

331
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:23,344
Everyone else is fine with China
approving our entertainment.

332
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,344
Even the PC Babies
don't seem to mind.

333
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,758
And PC Babies cry about
everything!

334
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,310
You just got to rewrite
the script

335
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,862
before we continue shooting.

336
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:34,137
Go back to your room
and just write your story.

337
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,896
It has to come
from your heart.

338
00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:41,551
♪♪

339
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:44,551
[ Mickey Mouse
speaking Mandarin ]

340
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,241
[ Inhales deeply ]

341
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,448
It's like -- It's like
they didn't even want to listen.

342
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,586
They didn't listen
at all?

343
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,793
[ Inhales deeply ]
But why not?

344
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,137
It's the bear.

345
00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:16,896
They're still pissed off
about the bear.

346
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:19,275
But for what?

347
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:21,068
Some Chinese people
on the Internet

348
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,413
started posting pictures
of their President

349
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,620
as Winnie the Pooh.

350
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,931
It's a real thing.
Look it up.

351
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,034
Man, this is
really good shit.

352
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,275
So what if we took their side,
then?

353
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:32,310
What if we showed China
that we understand how they feel

354
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,862
to be made fun of
on the Internet?

355
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,620
[ Crickets chirping ]

356
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,586
[ Owl hoots ]

357
00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:44,931
Record Producer:
Remember, write your story.

358
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:47,310
The script has to come
from your heart.

359
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,896
[ Sighs ]

360
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,965
[ Laughs ]

361
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:32,000
[ Speaks Mandarin ]

362
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,620
[ Sighs ]

363
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:53,655
Now I know how all the writers
in Hollywood feel.

364
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:55,862
[ Laughs ]

365
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,689
[ Speaks Mandarin ]

366
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:03,310
♪♪

367
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:07,758
My goodness, Pooh,
China sure is a big p-p-place!

368
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,689
Yes, Piglet, it is.

369
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:13,896
Too big, I think,
to find what I need.

370
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,379
Excuse me.

371
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:16,689
Huh?

372
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:19,655
Would you happen to have
some honey?

373
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:23,448
[ Speaks Mandarin ]

374
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,000
Oh, bother.

375
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,827
This just doesn't seem
a place for a bear.

376
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:31,724
Wait! Pooh! L-L-Look!

377
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:33,413
Oh! Piglet!

378
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,000
What wonderful luck!

379
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,000
Ohhh!
What delicious honey!

380
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,655
I would like to share,
Piglet,

381
00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:46,275
perhaps
I will share.

382
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,896
In just a few more slurps
I can --

383
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,103
Waah!

384
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,068
[ Choking ]

385
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:59,137
W-W-What are you do--
What -- No! Ohh!

386
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,310
[ Choking ]

387
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,586
[ Screaming ]

388
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,206
[ Breathes heavily ]

389
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,517
I can't do it any more,
you guys.

390
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,586
I can't even think
with the Chinese government

391
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,206
censoring
everything I write.

392
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:18,310
So there's not gonna be
a biopic movie for us?

393
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,172
It's so wrong,
you know?

394
00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:22,034
I mean, we live in a time
where the only movies

395
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,482
that us American kids go see

396
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,137
are ones that are
approved by China.

397
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,551
Yeah, it's like China
is the new MPAA.

398
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:30,896
Stinks to say goodbye to all
that biopic money and glory.

399
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,724
We just got to face it.

400
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:35,034
A death metal band is never
gonna make real money anymore.

401
00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:36,517
The only band that would get
approved by China

402
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,344
would be
all vanilla and cheesy.

403
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,827
I'm going to have to live on
that fucking farm forever.

404
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:48,724
Kyle!

405
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:50,068
Dude, you're back!

406
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:52,034
Yeah, the migrant detention camp
was cool

407
00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:53,827
but it kind of rubbed Kyle
the wrong way.

408
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,689
Anything happen
while we were gone?

409
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:58,724
Not really, we just almost had a
biopic made for our band but --

410
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,689
Wait a minute...
Wait. Vanilla and cheesy.

411
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:04,206
I've got it!
I've got it!

412
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,206
[ Cheers and applause ]

413
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:24,517
♪♪

414
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:31,620
♪♪

415
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,551
♪ Bang, bang ♪

416
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,758
♪ Bang, bang ♪

417
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,724
♪ Fingerbang, bang ♪

418
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,413
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪

419
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,551
♪ I'm gonna fingerbang bang you
into my life ♪

420
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:44,965
♪ Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it's alright ♪

421
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:48,275
♪ 'Cause I'm the king of
fingerbang, let's not fight ♪

422
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,931
Cut. Cut!
Cut!

423
00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:52,655
This is all wrong!

424
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,896
No, it's good, kids.
They're loving it.

425
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,068
Yeah, but I can't sell my soul
like this.

426
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:59,724
I want to get away from that
farm. more than anything.

427
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,724
But it's not worth living in
a world where China

428
00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,206
controls my country's art.

429
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,827
[ Speaks Mandarin ]

430
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,448
I don't care
how many people you have.

431
00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:08,965
I've got something in me
that just won't

432
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,413
let me be a part
of all this.

433
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,551
Yeah. Whatever it is,
I've got it too!

434
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,896
All: Yeah!

435
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,068
I want to be proud
of who we are, guys.

436
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,965
And anybody who would
betray their ideals

437
00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:21,103
just to make money in China
isn't worth a lick of spit.

438
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,793
♪♪

439
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:25,724
Us Chinese people
have always liked things

440
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,379
the old-fashioned way.

441
00:20:27,379 --> 00:20:29,931
We like things
a little simpler,

442
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,551
a little quieter.

443
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:33,310
And now, there's a new weed

444
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,793
that goes along with
China's beating heart.

445
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:40,275
Because after a hard day
of forced labor,

446
00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:43,103
or gettin' beat for
criticizing the government,

447
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:45,275
we all could use a little time

448
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:48,275
with some good ol'
Rocky Mountain weed.

449
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:51,655
It's the soul of
the American West,

450
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,068
right here in mother China.

451
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,379
All hail the Communist Party.

452
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:59,862
And all hail Tegridy Weed.

453
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:03,689
♪♪

454
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:09,551
♪♪

455
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:20,034
Well, gang, looks like
the family business

456
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,379
is starting to really
turn the corner.

457
00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,482
I don't know about you,
but I for one

458
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,206
think the world is going to be
a better and safer place

459
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,482
now that China
finally has Tegridy.

460
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:33,448
Dad, why are you covered in
honey and blood?

461
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:37,793
Dad, did you kill
Winnie the Pooh?

462
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,206
Winnie the Pooh,
Winnie the Pooh...

463
00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,172
Oh, yeah, I did
kill Winnie the Pooh.

464
00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:43,827
Where are you going,
Stan?

465
00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:45,517
I'm going to go write
another song about you.

466
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:47,310
Oooh, about me?!

467
00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:50,000
Make sure it talks about me
bringing Tegridy to China!

468
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:05,413
♪♪

469
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:14,965
♪♪

470
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:24,448
♪♪