1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,109 [pensive music playing] 3 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:55,180 Celery sticks and hummus, whole-grain crackers, 4 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,850 seedless grapes if they're over the age of 2. 5 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,395 Low-fat Greek yogurt with granola and berries. 6 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:08,693 Some string cheeses, bananas, kiwis, pears. 7 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,362 Is this motherfucker just gonna keep listing fruits? 8 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:18,036 Blueberries, tangerines, and apples with peanut butter. 9 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,370 [clearing throat] 10 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:29,214 Okay, moms, what's a healthy snack we can give Jimmy 11 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,633 from anywhere on the food pyramid? 12 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,344 - Yes. - [woman] Uh, trail mix? 13 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,638 [Gary] Actually, be careful with trail mix, 14 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:40,308 especially if it's store-bought and comes mixed with candies. 15 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:43,603 So you're gonna want a full nut-and-berry trail mix. 16 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,562 [watch alarm beeping] 17 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,607 Oh. Moms, that's our time for today. 18 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,736 But remember, kids need three healthy meals a day, every day. 19 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,447 Parents do not get a day off. 20 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,491 [mellow guitar music playing] 21 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,333 [car horn honking] 22 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,138 - [Alex] Hi. - Hey there, sweetie. 23 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,140 Ready to rock and roll. 24 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,313 - How was class? - He made us put diapers on a melon. 25 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,857 [chuckles] Gary. 26 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,985 - Why do I have to do this? - It's court-mandated. 27 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:35,155 Parents who have lost custody have to do PEP class. 28 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:38,032 Yolanda offered me a shift this morning, and I turned it down 29 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,826 to learn about whole grains. 30 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,872 Completing the class will look very good at your hearing. 31 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,374 If it helps get Maddy, I'm gonna be the valedictorian 32 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:47,542 of Bad Mom School. 33 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,253 [Denise] That's for you. 34 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,801 - You brought me a coffee? - It's just Folgers, baby girl. [chuckles] 35 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,682 There he is. 36 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,770 - Howie, hi. - Dee. 37 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:12,317 - Always lovely. Is this Alex? - Yes, sir. Thank you so much. 38 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,360 I really, really appreciate this. Thank you. 39 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,570 Oh, please. 40 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,322 Call me Howie. 41 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,617 Howie's been donating his Wednesday lunch hour 42 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,410 to McMullen House for years. 43 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,995 His wife makes him do it. 44 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,915 She does not. She just likes me slightly more when I do. 45 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,708 I have to state this upfront. 46 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,211 I don't practice family law and I don't represent you. 47 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:36,424 I'm an estate lawyer, giving free legal counsel in a field I'm not an expert in. 48 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,135 I appreciate any advice I can get, thank you. 49 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,555 - Denise says you're back in court Friday? - Yes. 50 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,183 How involved are you in your daughter's day-to-day care? 51 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,810 - I am her day-to-day care. - That's good. 52 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,147 That's very good. It's gonna help you get joint custody. 53 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,901 No, I don't want joint custody. I want Maddy all the time. 54 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:59,822 Didn't you take her from her home for 72 hours without her father's consent? 55 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,074 For her own good. 56 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:05,119 It doesn't matter. You can't take a child away like that. 57 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:08,456 It's grounds for losing custody. It's his word against yours. 58 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,000 You know, Howie believes you, baby girl. 59 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:12,794 Absolutely. 60 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,255 But emotional abuse is tricky. 61 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:20,510 Legally, it's not classified as domestic abuse in this state. 62 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:24,889 - Ass-backwards. - All right, so I'm in a DV shelter, 63 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:28,518 and the DV shelter says emotional abuse is domestic violence. 64 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,521 But the court says that it's not? 65 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,730 Correct. 66 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,191 So I'm fucked. 67 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,319 No. We'll get you a strong character witness. 68 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,030 Do you have someone who can speak on your behalf? 69 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,050 [lighter clicks, then water bubbling] 70 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,075 Sure. 71 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:46,637 [Howie] What about permanent housing in close proximity to Dad? 72 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,764 [Denise] Getting her in transitional housing tomorrow. 73 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:49,788 [Howie] Good. 74 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,959 File these forms with the clerk no later than 7 p.m. tomorrow. 75 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,669 [Alex] I have to fill all this out 76 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:57,088 and go to work and go to mom class by 7 tomorrow? 77 00:04:57,171 --> 00:05:01,301 Yeah. The court needs proof that you're enrolled in SNAP benefits. 78 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,178 That's your food-stamp vouchers and EBT card. 79 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,432 You apply in person, and the wait is long. 80 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:11,602 So go early. Bring proof of residency, information about your income, 81 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:15,690 the name of your voluntary resettlement agency, VOLAG, if applicable. 82 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,067 The court needs to see proof of financial security, 83 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,238 proof that the parent is employed in a legal, income-generating... 84 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,158 Court needs copies of pay stubs, bank accounts, credit cards, 85 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:28,244 rental lease and utility bills, any ongoing medical costs. 86 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,205 If you plan on taking advantage of the WCCC childcare program, 87 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,958 provided you meet all the TANF WorkFirst requirements, 88 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,753 the court needs to see that verification paper. 89 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,213 Same for LIHEAP. You need proof of a support system. 90 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,008 Extended family, friends, emergency contact. 91 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,509 Name, number, address. 92 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,637 You need written testimonials about your character, 93 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,515 who can speak on your behalf, 94 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,685 - say what a great mother you are. - Fuck me! 95 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,899 - Late! - I know, I'm sorry. The B9 bus. 96 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:01,402 I'm gonna start calling you Sorry. Sorry, you're so sorry. 97 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,489 Kiara's waiting outside. You have a move-out in Merritt. 98 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,742 - Who's Kiara? I haven't met her. - I'll set up a lunch. 99 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,952 We'll have the Cobb salad and rosé. 100 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,246 - Where are you going? No. - To change. 101 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,624 No uniforms for move-out cleans. 102 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,959 - What's a move-out clean? - You'll see. 103 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,380 Kiara? 104 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,016 Your seat's wet. 105 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,686 It looks like piss, but it's Mountain Dew. Get in. 106 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,321 Thank you so much for the ride, by the way. 107 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:49,158 Yolanda made me. But I can't drive you home, so don't even ask. 108 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,035 No, yeah, I'll take the bus. 109 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,330 How a grown-ass woman doesn't have her own wheels is the question. 110 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,248 Yeah. 111 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,500 [cell phone ringing] 112 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,253 I'm sorry, I've gotta take this real quick. 113 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,381 - Mom. - Hey, Basil said you texted me. 114 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,966 Why is Basil checking your phone? 115 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:09,554 He was putting a Venmo app on my phone and saw the text. 116 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,556 Why was Basil putting Venmo on your phone? 117 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:15,184 - That's your bank information. - Don't start. I'm really busy. 118 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,102 Doing what? 119 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:19,981 Oh, I'm embroidering little tits and vaginas onto T-shirts. 120 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,817 - I got a big order on Esty. - It's Etsy. 121 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,902 Some sorority is doing a girl-power thing. 122 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,406 A sorority is paying you to embroider boobs and vaginas? 123 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:32,076 Yep. Embroidered tees are the new pussyhats. 124 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:32,994 What's up? 125 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,371 - Are you around tomorrow? - Why? 126 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,249 - What did you do with Grandma's furniture? - Why? 127 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,127 I'm moving. I would love to use her furniture, 128 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:45,339 - and I'd really love your truck. - You're moving? Well, that's exciting. 129 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:49,802 I saw Sean at the Penny Saver, and he did not say a word. 130 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,805 I'm not moving with Sean. I left him. 131 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,809 - Was Maddy with him at the Penny Saver? - No. He was on his bike. 132 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,938 Okay. Uh... So can you help me tomorrow? 133 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,024 With what? 134 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,108 Moving. 135 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,153 Alex, I really don't think you should do that, hon. 136 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,323 You don't leave a good man when he's trying, 137 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,910 and Sean is trying to evolve. 138 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,246 - Okay, can I use your truck or not, Mom? - Sure, kiddo. 139 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,541 - What for? - For the love of God, I'm moving tomorrow. 140 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,752 [banging on door] 141 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,089 Holy shit, what is that smell? 142 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,718 Sewage. Squatters break in, or tenants who get evicted 143 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,471 but stay after the water and electric is off. 144 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,974 Keep using the toilet too. Foul-ass motherfuckers. 145 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,478 - I'm gonna be sick. - Breathe through your mouth. 146 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:43,689 You get the lay of the land. I'm gonna get the wet-vac and supplies. 147 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,774 [Kiara coughs] 148 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:46,733 Fuck. 149 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,631 Hey! New girl, where you at? 150 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,968 I'm in here. A kid was squatting here. 151 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,930 - Who the fuck would do this to a child? - It's character-building. 152 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,932 Let's divvy this up. 153 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,518 Dusting's where I shine, so I'll take bedrooms. 154 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:24,230 - You take the kitchen and the bathroom. - Why do I get the worst rooms? 155 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,106 You're new. 156 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,862 ["Bam Bam" playing] 157 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,709 ♪ A me seh one ting Nancy cyaan understan ♪ 158 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,504 [Kiara] No, he DM'd me, "DTF?" 159 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,465 Huh? [laughing] 160 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:59,348 Huh? No, 'cause his old lady looks like a house elf in Harry Potter. 161 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,266 I know. 162 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,310 ♪ A true dem nuh know it's from creation ♪ 163 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,271 [Kiara speaking in Spanish] 164 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,983 ♪ Bam bam, ey, what a bam bam ♪ 165 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,819 ♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪ 166 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,447 ♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪ 167 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:20,911 ♪ Ey what a bam bam, seh what a bam bam ♪ 168 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:25,249 [in English] No one plays mini golf, he's gay! I'm telling you. 169 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,668 ♪ I'm a lady, I'm not a man ♪ 170 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,463 ♪ MC is my ambishan ♪ 171 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,174 ♪ I come fi nice up Jamaica ♪ 172 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:37,762 ♪ So bam bam, what a bam bam ♪ 173 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,598 ♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪ 174 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,017 ♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪ 175 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,187 ♪ Ey a me seh what a bam bam ♪ 176 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,939 ♪ Tell 'em seh me seh what a bam bam ♪ 177 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,400 ♪ Ey a, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ 178 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,487 ♪ Me born an' me grow ina Kingston 6 ♪ 179 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,947 [gagging] 180 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,867 ♪ When you hear dem Nuh sound like Miss Prissy biscuit ♪ 181 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,786 ♪ You come ina de place so me seh... ♪ 182 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,372 I'm gonna have to call you back. 183 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,455 [coughing] 184 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,249 You okay, newbie? 185 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,716 Can't handle the heat, chef? 186 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,810 I don't think I can do this. 187 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,896 So quit. I'll tell Yolanda. 188 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,107 I can't quit. 189 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:37,780 Then don't quit. Either way, toilet's not gonna clean itself. 190 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,035 [pensive music playing] 191 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,121 [sighs] 192 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,080 [sniffing] 193 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,744 [chattering] 194 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,167 Son of a bitch, are you fucking kidding me? 195 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,377 Sorry! Do you mind if I get out? 196 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,310 [Ethan] Could we get a drink for this single dad over here? [laughs] 197 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,896 Jesus Christ, you're really helping... 198 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,564 [Alex] Where the fuck is Maddy? 199 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,982 - Shit. - Where is Maddy? 200 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,069 - It's Alex Russell. All fun must cease. - Talk to me. Where's Maddy? 201 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,654 Relax. She's with my mom. 202 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,239 Why do you have a vacuum? 203 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,699 - Are you drunk? - I'm working on it. 204 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,701 - And you've been out all day biking? - So? 205 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,663 So Maddy's with your mom, on the couch, watching Jeopardy? 206 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,957 No, no, no. They watch Wheel of Fortune. 207 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,500 - This is funny to you? - Well... 208 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,669 Are you kidding me, Sean? What if she got sick? 209 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,255 What if she got hurt? What if she needed to go to the ER? 210 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,756 My mom would take her. 211 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,634 Your mom that spent half your childhood addicted to Oxy? 212 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,137 That's taking care of our daughter? Talk to me, Sean! 213 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,597 My mom's sober. 214 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,725 - I don't get it! - What don't you get? 215 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,352 Maddy's a fucking baby. 216 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,855 She's been with me for every second of her life. 217 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:19,859 Don't understand why you're gonna take her if you're not gonna spend time with her. 218 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,152 - Will you chill? - I'm not gonna chill! 219 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,238 - I'm having one round. - Bullshit! 220 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,573 Then I'm going home. 221 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,950 You've had four rounds! Probably five! 222 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,996 Alex, if I'm having a few drinks, it's because I'm doing fucking triage. 223 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,415 Okay? Everyone heard you say I have a rage problem. 224 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,626 - You do have a rage problem! - Yeah, well, these people are my regulars. 225 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,254 - You have a rage problem. - Say that with a straight face. 226 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,590 You have a rage problem and a drinking problem, 227 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,843 and you shouldn't have custody if your mommy does it for you. 228 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:50,139 The whole reason my mom is here is because my girlfriend dumped me 229 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,473 and then stole my kid 230 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:55,144 and then she almost killed her in a fucking car accident! 231 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,062 This is an emergency. 232 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,899 You are an emergency. 233 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,695 And you smell like shit. 234 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,536 - Sorry, guys. - [Ethan] Don't worry, bro. Drink. 235 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,801 - Hi. - Is she asleep? 236 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,885 Yes. 237 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,263 Can I just see her? 238 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,145 [emotional music playing] 239 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,485 I love you. 240 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,447 I love you so much. 241 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,084 - Thanks, Doreen. - Bye. 242 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:11,011 So today I want to talk about stability. 243 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,513 And whoosh! 244 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,892 - Take these. - [Gary] Let's take a scenario. 245 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,397 This is Chloe, age 4. 246 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,484 Chloe lives at home with two parents 247 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:30,614 who love her very, very much. 248 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,616 And she has stability. 249 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,327 She has three meals a day, 250 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,789 snack at snack time, lights out at 7, 251 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,500 and a day care that she's very familiar with. 252 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:46,630 But now... let's say Chloe's parents separate suddenly, okay? 253 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,300 Chloe now shuffles back and forth between them, 254 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,387 and that sense of home she had... 255 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,642 Gone! 256 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,815 Hmm. 257 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,864 Chloe's chances of having emotional, psychological, and academic difficulties 258 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,951 are 55 percent higher than they were before this. 259 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,329 That's how important stability is. 260 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:23,375 So, moms, what can we do? 261 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,463 Let's help turn Chloe's frown upside down. Okay? 262 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,507 [car horn honking] 263 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,926 [Paula laughing] 264 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,221 I have some amazing news! 265 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,018 - You are gonna die when I tell you. - Okay. 266 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,354 Can we run a few errands in town before we get the keys to my place? 267 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,272 Sure! 268 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,149 [upbeat music playing] 269 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,860 - So guess who I ran into. - Who, Mom? 270 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,779 - Fey! - Who's Fey? 271 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,116 Oh, baby, he is this genius curator I met a million years ago. 272 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,162 I can't remember where, but I think it was at the artists' residence in Maine. 273 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,290 Remember the time when I found the cash on the street for my flight? 274 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:08,921 I was like, "Oh, man, talk about karma!" Anyway, he's here. 275 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:12,299 - Who's here? - Fey, the curator I met in Maine. 276 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,219 He's running the Hummingbird, and I ran into him. 277 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,222 I'm here to apply for SNAP for me and my daughter. 278 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,224 Here's my application and my ID. 279 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,769 And he was like, "Paula Langley, is that you?" 280 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,564 So I say, "Fey, do you realize 281 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,150 the Hummingbird has never given me a show?" 282 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,237 [Alex] I'm here to apply for LIHEAP. My application and ID. 283 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,156 And he was like, "You've got to be kidding me." 284 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,242 And how do I enroll in WCCC? 285 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:42,538 I just tell him all about my new series, and he says, "Bring it in." 286 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,166 - [Alex] Thank you. - So maybe you didn't hear me. 287 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,711 I'm having my own show. 288 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,795 Who is? 289 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,422 Me! 290 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:56,552 They offered me a solo show at the Hummingbird. 291 00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,055 Hey, that's really great. That's great, Mom. 292 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,766 Yeah, and it works out just perfectly. 293 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,894 Because my favorite bronze is at Larry's. 294 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,355 So we'll snag it when we're getting Mom's furniture. 295 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,400 And then we'll drop off the whole kit and kaboodle at the gallery. 296 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,461 - [Alex] Today, no. We can't do that today. - Yeah! 297 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,863 It takes two to lift that sculpture. 298 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,657 You help me and we scratch each other's back. 299 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,787 Right, because that's what today's about, Mom. Hi. Are you Luis? 300 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,624 I'm Alex, it's very nice to meet you. This is my mother, Paula. 301 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,169 Hola, Luis. Ooh! 302 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:31,962 Okay. This way. 303 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,047 - [laughing] - Can you not, please? 304 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,426 [Luis] Guest understands this is an emergency shelter. 305 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,802 It is not your home. 306 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,639 Guest understands pay stubs are to be submitted weekly. 307 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,643 Any change of income or child support must be reported immediately. 308 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,980 Guest understands overnight visitors are not allowed. 309 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,317 Guest understands random urinalysis may be requested. 310 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,155 - Did you say I have to pee in a cup? - Half the residents are recently homeless. 311 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,074 The other half are recently released from jail. 312 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,161 So we have a strict no drugs or alcohol policy here. 313 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,621 So this is a halfway house? 314 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,249 - Are there people on parole living here? - Well, it's a lot of things, mama. 315 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:14,254 Only subsidized housing in the county. You sign here and here, okay? 316 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,049 Just give us a second. 317 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,638 I love it. It's got great bones. 318 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,725 I can't bring Maddy here with ex-cons living next door to us. 319 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,808 Bullshit. 320 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,730 We just need to brighten it up. That's all. I will help you. 321 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,273 It'll be fine. 322 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,067 We'll get some house plants. 323 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,737 We'll go by Larry's and get Mom's old furniture. 324 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,281 I'll have Basil drop off my paints. 325 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:46,453 I'll paint a mural over Maddy's bed, of monkeys and sunflowers! 326 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,581 You know, we'll just bring the sunshine right in. 327 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,417 It'll be a real girl pad. 328 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,127 It'll be okay. 329 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,422 [Alex] I just need you to fill in these forms, Mom. 330 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,759 - I have to turn them in by 7 tonight. - Piece of cake. 331 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,388 Just keep going straight until you hit the dirt road. 332 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,183 I know. I learned how to drive on this road, Mom. 333 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,936 Really? I don't remember that. 334 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,563 Larry taught me in his Bronco. 335 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,149 Weren't you in middle school when we lived out here? 336 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,528 Nope. I got picked up for my junior prom out here. 337 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,824 - In my senior year, we went to Craig's. - Craig? 338 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,287 Yeah. He lived down by the reservoir, and he had a pet ferret. 339 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,370 Oh. 340 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,541 Craig. Shit, but you know... 341 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,210 Larry was a good guy. 342 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:40,090 Always trying to pin me down. Poor thing. 343 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,890 It might be hard for him to part with the obelisk, 344 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,934 so let me take the lead on that. 345 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,937 You know, people get really attached to their art. 346 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,566 We also have to get Grandma's furniture, which is the reason that we're here. 347 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,402 Yeah, yeah. So how do I look? 348 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,362 Are my girls too out? 349 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,114 You look good. 350 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,115 - [yells] - [Paula] Oh! 351 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,701 [laughs] Oh, shit! 352 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,830 - Good job, squirt. - Oh, my God! What the hell! 353 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,001 Sorry about Wicket. That's the way he says hi. 354 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,585 Hi, Larry. 355 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,587 [Larry] Is that Alex? 356 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,382 Holy shit, sister, you're all grown up! 357 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,550 Hi, Larry. 358 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,720 Paula, would you look at you, huh? 359 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,223 - It's been a minute. - Cute grandson. 360 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,559 Wicket? Oh, no, that's my son. 361 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,394 Your son? 362 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,231 Yeah, I got a couple of new additions running around. They're with their mom. 363 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,149 Up there! 364 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,233 Say hi, Petal! 365 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,279 She looks like a fucking bitch. 366 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,822 [Larry laughing] 367 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:46,906 Oh, Paula. 368 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,786 So you ladies finally want your old furniture back, huh? 369 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:51,870 It's in the barn. 370 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:57,876 Hey, look, Lar, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take the obelisk. 371 00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,920 [Larry] What's an obelisk? 372 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,213 [Paula chuckles] 373 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:04,925 The bronze statue that I made for you when you turned 45. 374 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,802 Oh. 375 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,387 It's a big, pointy thing. 376 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,598 Oh. Oh. [chuckles] 377 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,601 - You mean the big dick sculpture? - That's the one. 378 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:19,773 It's an obelisk. It's the ancient symbol of the sun god, Ra. 379 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,067 [Larry] Yeah. I got that in the barn too. 380 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,568 You keep it in the barn? 381 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,489 That's a really important early work of mine. 382 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,367 Well, Petal moved in. I had to make some space. 383 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,954 Pull the truck up to the barn door, will you, kiddo? 384 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:38,166 [Paula] Petal, that's not a name. 385 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,043 Hey, it's my old softball bat. 386 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,963 He told me that he would never get married again, 387 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,924 that he was too set in his ways. 388 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,593 Why do you care, Mom? You guys broke up a decade ago. 389 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,429 I don't understand why you're upset. 390 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:55,183 If he was gonna break his stupid marriage rule, it should have been for me. 391 00:23:55,267 --> 00:24:00,772 - These are all my old journals. - My ass was completely out in the wind. 392 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:03,984 Moving my whole art studio into his house. 393 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,902 And your daughter. 394 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,364 - She's so young. - So is Basil, Mom. 395 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,451 This is great. Mom. 396 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,679 - [Paula] My God. - I found it. 397 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,665 - I can't believe he left it here. - Is this gonna fit in the truck? 398 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,292 Wow. 399 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,378 - That dick's bigger than I remember. - Are you blind? 400 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,714 Nothing about that looks like a penis. 401 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,551 Come on, Alex. You lift by the balls. I'll take the shaft. 402 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,972 - [Alex] Is this the balls right here? - [Larry] Yep. 403 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,146 Thanks for the help, Mom. 404 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,482 Can we go now? 405 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,985 - You're being very rude. - Rude? 406 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,071 What I am is running out of time to find love, Alex, 407 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,657 because I wasted time on that clown. 408 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,325 Hey, Mom... 409 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:58,330 we're about to drop your art at a gallery. 410 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,041 You're a working artist. 411 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,336 Life's good. You're good. 412 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,838 You're right. 413 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,508 There she goes. 414 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,719 We're rescuing the obelisk from the philistines, 415 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,722 and now we're gonna deliver it to superior people. 416 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,059 Mm-hm. You're gonna wave goodbye to this nice man 417 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,394 who stored your stuff for an entire decade, yep? 418 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,401 Put a bra on, bitch. [laughs] 419 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,362 ["Show Me Some Affection" playing on radio] 420 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:34,658 ♪ Just a jet-age gypsy Looking for a gypsy queen ♪ 421 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,661 ♪ I sometimes think I'm on the brink Of knowing what I mean ♪ 422 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,871 [Alex] Can you please fill out my form now? 423 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,169 Write that I'm a good mom, that I'm stable and able, 424 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,754 that I take good care of Maddy. 425 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:51,383 Give an example, sign it, that's it. Please, this is very important. 426 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:55,136 I have to turn this into court by 7 p.m. or I could lose Maddy. 427 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,222 Hey. 428 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,520 - What do you want me to say? - That I'm a good mom. 429 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,314 That I take great care of Maddy. 430 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,401 If you add that Sean is abusive, that would be helpful. 431 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,153 [Paula laughs] 432 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,825 Sean? [laughing] 433 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,202 Emotional abuse is abuse. 434 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,416 What does that even mean? How can emotions be abused? 435 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,376 Where do people get this stuff? 436 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:30,422 All right. Did you notice that we were in a bank earlier? 437 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,924 - Yep. - Did you notice what I was doing? 438 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,259 Banking. 439 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,429 I was opening a bank account because I don't have one 440 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,515 because Sean took my ATM card when I didn't pay the electric bill 441 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,392 and said he would handle all money. 442 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:46,479 Honey, Sean's good with money, and you're like me, shitty with it. 443 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:51,610 Or I was isolated in a trailer for two years without any access to money, 444 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,821 and that's financial abuse, a form of emotional abuse. 445 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:57,449 Where are you getting this shit? Your class? 446 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,201 No. I'm getting this from the DV shelter, Mom. 447 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,622 This is why I don't go to the doctor, 448 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,834 because if you start poking around because you think something's wrong, 449 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,753 you're gonna find something. 450 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,422 That's an incredibly fucked-up point of view. 451 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:16,301 Hey, I'm helping you move. I'm gonna fill out your form. 452 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,386 I'm obviously supporting you here, 453 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,223 but can I name 450 things that men have done to me 454 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,809 that are worse than balancing a checkbook? 455 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,227 Yes, I can! 456 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:31,441 Your chickenshit father, for one, turned against me because I wanted 457 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,485 to be more than a boring townie! 458 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:37,530 - And you've had some moods, I'd say. - I have passion. 459 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,076 - All that man had was depression. - Okay, Mother. 460 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,246 Ha. Fey, it's Paula! 461 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,331 Oh... 462 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:51,252 Ask and you shall receive, my friend, my friend! 463 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,548 - Honey, put it right there! - Ask and receive? 464 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,258 - It could be the centerpiece. - Of? 465 00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,637 My show! I've got the rest of the stuff out in the truck. 466 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,141 Some very heady stuff, really cerebral. 467 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,896 Ten paintings, four sculptures, some mixed media. Oh, shit! 468 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:15,819 I said mixed media. I meant mixed metal, but, babe, I can get you some media. 469 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,404 - There's been some... - Hey, Mom. 470 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,323 You know what, we just need to clear that wall... 471 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,784 - Hey, Mom. - ...and face the obelisk north 472 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,245 - because we don't want any shadows, honey. - Mom. 473 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,498 - Honey, can't you see I'm talking? - Yes, I can. 474 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,292 But he's trying to say something to you. Something's wrong. 475 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,378 Oh! Darling Fey, I'm so sorry. 476 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,297 - What is it? - Um, we've got our wires crossed. 477 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,383 I didn't offer you a show. 478 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,138 You said that my work deserved a larger audience 479 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,848 and that I should bring it in. 480 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,224 I meant in a general sense, 481 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:49,728 like I'd maybe do a show with a group of local artists in the future. 482 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,813 I didn't mean now. 483 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,191 You said that you were kicking yourself 484 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,486 for not snagging one of my bronzes when you could have. 485 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,072 That's just a thing people say to be nice. 486 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:02,614 You know, I... 487 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:06,745 I'm so sorry, Paula. You know what a fan I am. 488 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,539 What would this town be without you and your pizzazz? 489 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,084 Ah. 490 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,130 I understand completely. 491 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,551 Thank you for your interest in my work. 492 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,514 I will be in the car. 493 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,778 - Any chance I can leave this with you? - Absolutely not. 494 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:56,044 He sounded like he was really serious about the group show with local artists. 495 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,670 I bet you'd headline that. 496 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,965 And we got the obelisk back, Mom. 497 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,761 Basil's coming over. He's bringing your paints. 498 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:09,724 You can do the mural for Maddy, with sunflowers, all those butterflies. 499 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,685 That's gonna cheer you right up. 500 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,062 [engine starting] 501 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,364 [Basil] You're an extremely rude person, aren't you? 502 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:26,007 [Alex] We don't have to talk, Cilantro. 503 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:29,661 Not even saying thank you to the guy that gives you a hand. 504 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:33,081 I said thank you right when you got here, and I meant it. Thank you. 505 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,334 - We both know you were being sarcastic. - Okay. 506 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,546 What did you say to your mother, anyway? Why is she in such a state? 507 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,297 [Alex] She's upset about her art show. 508 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,552 - Wait, she had an art show? - She most certainly did not. 509 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,219 I'm confused. 510 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:53,184 Basil, you're just not gonna be around long enough for me to explain this to you. 511 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,353 Let me explain something, Alex. 512 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,897 Your mother and I, we're in love. 513 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,944 You're gonna be gone in three months, and I'm gonna be like, "Bye!" 514 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,697 That's an awful lot of meanness coming from someone 515 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,699 who scrubs toilets for a living. 516 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,702 [Alex] Meanness? Is that what they say in fake Australia? 517 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:17,000 - Hey, Paula! Your daughter's being rude. - I have a genius idea! 518 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:21,671 How good does a burger and a beer sound right now, huh? 519 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:22,754 Yeah. 520 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,676 - Thanks again for all your help. - Oh, yeah, you bet. 521 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,346 Have a burger and a beer with us, honey. You haven't eaten all day. 522 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,140 I've got way too much to do. 523 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,060 But sweetheart, I've got to fill that form out. I can do it there! 524 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,981 - Okay. - [Paula] Fuck the Hummingbird. 525 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,568 Why is it even called the Hummingbird? It's stupid. 526 00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,195 I'm not going to another one of their openings ever again. 527 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,114 Free cheese or not. 528 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:53,494 It has taken me my entire life to become the artist that I am. 529 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,204 [Basil] Baby, you inspire. 530 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,747 Oh. 531 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,165 See? 532 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,420 Basil appreciates me. He values my time. 533 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,089 Unlike Larry. 534 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,842 - Who's Larry? - I mean, what is it with this town? 535 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,554 They just wanna keep me imprisoned in mediocrity. 536 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,057 Okay. Hey. Time to get out of here, guys. 537 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,142 - Time to go. - No, we want another round, so... 538 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:18,728 No, I've got to get to the clerk's office by 7 p.m. 539 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,813 Fine. 540 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,568 We'll get the check. Garçon! Could she get the check, please? 541 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,488 - Why would the check come to me? - [Basil] You're paying. 542 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:32,533 We helped you move, the least you can do is buy us a couple of burgers. 543 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,744 You guys invited me, so you were gonna pay. 544 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:38,873 - Babe, we can put this on my credit card. - No, no, no. 545 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,877 It's the principle. It's Happy Hour, it's not expensive. 546 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,588 [Paula] It's 36.85! 547 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,423 You can pay for that! 548 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,967 - Can't you? - No, I can't. 549 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,719 You just got a job, Alex. 550 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,888 You just moved me into a homeless shelter. 551 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,769 Okay, well, you just pay for the burgers, and we'll pay for the beer! 552 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,355 - That's fair. - I can't pay for any of it. 553 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:06,109 - I have exactly six bucks until payday. - [Basil] Six bucks. 554 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,778 That's not enough to pay for your burger. 555 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:13,408 - Unbelievable. - It's not very considerate, Alex. 556 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,491 No. 557 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:16,743 Okay. 558 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:19,914 I need the form. 559 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,750 Oh, fuck. 560 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,921 - When was that? - Now, Mom. It's due right now. 561 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,882 I'm gonna write "not applicable" because you are not applicable. 562 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,844 You are not my character witness. You cannot speak on my behalf. 563 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,388 You can't buy me a burger on the worst week of my life. 564 00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:37,432 You are the shittiest mother on the planet. 565 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,308 [Paula] I'm not the shittiest. 566 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,520 I never lost custody of you. 567 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:52,155 I know what you're thinking. Today we'll be walking the catwalk. 568 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,783 No, not that kind of modeling, moms. 569 00:33:55,867 --> 00:34:01,456 Today is about what you're teaching your child through your own behavior, 570 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,042 what you model to them. 571 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:09,380 Now, it sounds cliché, but your actions speak louder than words. 572 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:14,510 Your children see how you handle stress, how you treat other people. 573 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:18,639 They soak all that info in like little sponges. 574 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:22,643 Children follow our example. 575 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:27,982 Kids don't come out of the womb knowing how to be violent and rude. 576 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,735 They learn it, from you. 577 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:32,361 Let's take a scenario. 578 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,284 [cell phone beeps] 579 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,374 - What's up, Ethan? - Hey, Sean's not with you, is he? 580 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,542 No, he's not. Why? 581 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,377 - Okay, cool. - He's probably at work? 582 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:51,089 Yeah, he didn't show up. It's fine. I'm covering for him. 583 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,966 But he'll get fired if he doesn't show up for the night shift. 584 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,886 - What time was he supposed to be there? - 11, to open. 585 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,014 But he probably overslept, let his phone die. We had a late night. 586 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,600 Did you call his mom and tell her to wake his ass up? 587 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,477 I did. He's not there. 588 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,521 Okay, bye. 589 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,481 [cell phone ringing] 590 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,692 - [Doreen] Hello? - Hey, is Maddy with you? 591 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,278 Yes, she's right here. She's fine. 592 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,988 We're having our snack. 593 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,991 - Okay, where is Sean? - Uh, work, I think. 594 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,160 Bullshit. Did Sean not come home last night? 595 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:25,248 - That's my son's business. - Sean staying out all night isn't unusual, 596 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:28,334 but he always shows up for work the next day, so something's wrong. 597 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,628 When was the last time you heard from him? 598 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,548 - Two days ago. - Is Maddy good with you a bit longer? 599 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,091 - Yep, she is. - Okay. 600 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:38,094 - Bye. Jasmine! - Yeah? 601 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,179 [pensive music playing] 602 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,276 Okay, I'm gonna jump out here. This is perfect. 603 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,110 What are you doing down here getting wrecked by yourself, Sean? 604 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,194 I'm hiding. 605 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,654 Go away. 606 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,114 Can you stand? 607 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,620 I'm fine. I'll be a mess when the coke wears off, though. 608 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:51,584 Okay, give me your keys. Give me your keys. I'm gonna drive you home. 609 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,672 - I'm not my mom. - Then stop acting like your mom! 610 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,475 You know why there's so much sea glass on this beach? 611 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,229 It was a dump once. 612 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,313 Way back. 613 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,526 Sea turns trash into treasure over time. 614 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,449 Why don't you like me anymore? 615 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,788 You hired a lawyer and got a judge to take my kid away from me. 616 00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:32,375 No, before that. You stopped liking me a long time ago. 617 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:35,961 Why? 618 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,632 I like you enough to pick you up when you're drunk. 619 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:42,634 Why? 620 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,388 Because you're Maddy's dad. 621 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,724 Is that the only reason? 622 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,030 This used to be fun. 623 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,033 We had fun together. 624 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,373 We used to come down here and laugh. 625 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,166 And fuck. 626 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,382 Now, it's just like... 627 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:26,971 - "You're a piece of shit, Sean." - It can't be fun all the time. 628 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,181 Maddy's a really big responsibility. 629 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:34,853 I'm sea glass. 630 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,025 I'm not trash. 631 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,030 Just give me time. 632 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,613 I'm not... 633 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,082 Okay, let's get out of here. Come on. 634 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,926 Make more treasure, waves! 635 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,681 [Sean grunts] 636 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:15,936 I'm gonna throw up for a quick sec. I'll meet you at the car. 637 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,333 He just needs to sleep it off. 638 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,213 - Is Maddy asleep? - [Doreen] Mm-hm. 639 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,175 - Can I give her a kiss on the forehead? - Yeah, go ahead. 640 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,861 [emotional music playing] 641 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,297 Just like his daddy. 642 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,426 A bird that never flew. 643 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:38,727 Where's your certificate of completion? For the PEP class? 644 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,232 - We didn't get one. - Oh, yes, you did. 645 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,609 Gary gives it out at the end of the last class. 646 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,656 I stepped out to take a phone call. 647 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:53,284 Where are your character witness statements? 648 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,535 I tried. I couldn't get any. 649 00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,412 [groans] 650 00:40:57,329 --> 00:40:58,539 Is this really bad? 651 00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:02,168 The court likes to see those things, so it's not great, no. 652 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:07,173 But you go in and say how stable and able you are to care for Maddy. 653 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,844 [Sean] Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 654 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,388 [Alex] Yeah. 655 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:20,436 [clears throat] 656 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,146 Hi. 657 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,565 Hi. 658 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,155 I just went to a meeting. 659 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,369 Sorry about yesterday. 660 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,080 - Thank you for... - Sure. 661 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:49,590 So I'm gonna drop the whole ex parte, whatever, motion. 662 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,799 Um... 663 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,678 I don't want full custody. 664 00:41:56,138 --> 00:42:01,852 I mean, I do want it, but I can't do Maddy 24/7 and stay sober. 665 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:08,651 I can't have my fucking mom living with me, triggering the shit out of me. 666 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,949 And... Maddy misses you. 667 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,370 She does? 668 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:27,378 "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy" all the time. "Where's my mommy? Where's my mommy?" 669 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380 I'm like, "Fuck if I know, kid." 670 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:38,180 But if we're gonna do this, it's shared custody. 671 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,308 - Okay, she's mine too. - Yeah. 672 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,397 Yeah. Okay. We can figure that out. 673 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:50,985 And if you total another car with her in it, we'll be right back here in court. 674 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,032 Okay, yeah. Same here, if you get drunk again while you're in charge of her. 675 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,869 Okay, then. 676 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,582 Okay, then. 677 00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,257 How soon do I get to have her back? 678 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,635 And this is Mommy and Maddy's new building. 679 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,388 This is Mommy and Maddy's new favorite tree. 680 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:21,974 And this is Mommy and Maddy's friend Luis. 681 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,892 You want to say hi to Luis? Hi. 682 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:27,062 Your mom was here. I let her in. Next time I won't. 683 00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:30,733 - Okay. Is she still in there? - No. Came and went. 684 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,901 Thank you. Sorry about that. 685 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,990 And here we have Mommy and Maddy's new stairs. 686 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:41,869 And this is Mommy and Maddy's new apartment. 687 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:45,456 Mommy and Maddy's new kitchen. 688 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:47,374 Maddy's new bedroom! 689 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,460 ["Always Forever" playing] 690 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,344 ♪ I drag my hands out the window... ♪ 691 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,511 Look what she did. 692 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,974 How pretty is that? Grammy came in and painted that for you. 693 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:09,438 Look at the butterfly she made. Can you kiss that monkey's hand? 694 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,107 Oh, my, that's so good. 695 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:13,983 Yeah. 696 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:21,784 ♪ Well, you stand In the headlights confused ♪ 697 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:27,039 ♪ Oh, it's always forever with you ♪ 698 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:32,419 ♪ And my instincts They act like they knew ♪ 699 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:39,259 ♪ We would change ♪ 700 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:43,555 ♪ It's always been forever with you ♪ 701 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:49,228 ♪ It's always been forever with you ♪ 702 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:15,003 ♪ Drop the gear like you do just for you ♪ 703 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:20,592 ♪ Well, it's kind of surprising You'd bruise ♪ 704 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:26,014 ♪ Complicated but perfectly made ♪ 705 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,728 ♪ You've changed ♪ 705 00:45:31,305 --> 00:46:31,814 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-