1 00:00:01,371 --> 00:00:03,874 (organ music) 2 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:33,195 (phone ringing) 3 00:00:33,528 --> 00:00:34,654 - [Lou] Hello? 4 00:00:34,988 --> 00:00:36,031 - [Penny] Lou? 5 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:37,365 - [Lou] Penny? 6 00:00:37,699 --> 00:00:38,908 - [Penny] Lou, it laid there, like a dead fish. 7 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:43,455 - [Lou] A real flounder huh? (laughs) 8 00:00:44,956 --> 00:00:47,083 - [Penny] It's not funny, Lou. 9 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:50,462 My husband can't get it up and you wanna joke. 10 00:00:50,795 --> 00:00:53,965 - [Penny] Oh all right, I'll be right over. 11 00:01:00,388 --> 00:01:02,265 (sighs) 12 00:01:11,816 --> 00:01:13,735 (sighs) 13 00:01:46,101 --> 00:01:47,811 - Look, no crotch. 14 00:01:48,144 --> 00:01:50,145 - Lou, I'm eating. 15 00:01:50,146 --> 00:01:52,314 - Fred loved 'em. 16 00:01:52,315 --> 00:01:54,567 Honey, how many times I gotta tell you 17 00:01:54,901 --> 00:01:57,821 it's the tops you're supposed to wear? 18 00:01:58,154 --> 00:01:59,281 Gotta show 'em crotch. 19 00:02:01,574 --> 00:02:04,703 With those tits small wonder he can't get it up anyway. 20 00:02:08,331 --> 00:02:09,457 Okay, okay I'll shut up. 21 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,752 - Tell me it's not me. 22 00:02:13,086 --> 00:02:14,671 Comfort me. 23 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:16,798 - Well, it's not you. 24 00:02:17,132 --> 00:02:22,970 - Good, glad to hear that. 25 00:02:22,971 --> 00:02:24,931 He needs my help. 26 00:02:25,265 --> 00:02:26,891 I've got to help him solve his problem. 27 00:02:27,225 --> 00:02:30,812 - Listen, your husbands a doctor, a psychiatrist, 28 00:02:31,146 --> 00:02:32,731 he can solve his own problems. 29 00:02:33,064 --> 00:02:34,816 It's paranoid, freak-o's like us that keep 30 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,234 him in business. 31 00:02:36,568 --> 00:02:38,153 And you in cornflakes. 32 00:02:38,486 --> 00:02:40,196 - Four nights in a row. 33 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:43,074 It just laid there, limp. 34 00:02:43,408 --> 00:02:45,869 - Well Penny, he works hard, he's tired. 35 00:02:50,332 --> 00:02:51,624 - There's a solution. 36 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:53,209 I know it. 37 00:02:53,543 --> 00:02:55,795 - Well I don't doubt that but it's not kill 38 00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:57,380 or cure time either. 39 00:02:57,714 --> 00:03:02,385 - It's my sex life, my marriage, I've got to solve it. 40 00:03:03,595 --> 00:03:04,888 - Wanna borrow my panties? 41 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:08,475 - It's at the office, something's going on at the office 42 00:03:08,808 --> 00:03:10,477 that's causing this problem. 43 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:15,106 To cure you must understand the nature of the problem. 44 00:03:16,524 --> 00:03:19,736 - Well, why don't we get clinical about it. 45 00:03:21,029 --> 00:03:22,238 - [Penny] Lou, are you my friend? 46 00:03:23,698 --> 00:03:24,908 - Honey, we've been friends since dirt. 47 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:26,450 - You've got to help me. 48 00:03:26,451 --> 00:03:27,494 Please, go to the office. 49 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:28,828 He doesn't know you. 50 00:03:29,162 --> 00:03:31,414 You've only lived next door for a week. 51 00:03:31,748 --> 00:03:32,957 - Can I finish my coffee first? 52 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,959 I'm vicious without it. 53 00:03:35,293 --> 00:03:36,503 You think I should change? 54 00:03:36,836 --> 00:03:38,630 - It's settled, you go to the office. 55 00:03:38,963 --> 00:03:41,716 - Penny, I don't know if I should get involved in this. 56 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,885 - [Penny] I've got it all planned. 57 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:45,387 They're all sickies down there. 58 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,597 They'll never know the difference. 59 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:49,307 Not that you're crazy or anything. 60 00:03:50,725 --> 00:03:53,061 (mellow music) 61 00:04:13,415 --> 00:04:16,251 - Dr. Holmes just phoned, he'll be a little late. 62 00:04:16,584 --> 00:04:19,337 So why don't you wait in his office. 63 00:04:30,265 --> 00:04:32,851 (upbeat music) 64 00:04:52,245 --> 00:04:54,581 (page ripping) 65 00:05:34,245 --> 00:05:36,623 (drawer slams) 66 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:40,001 - Do you want a glass of milk? 67 00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:41,503 - No, I've got some in the truck. 68 00:05:41,836 --> 00:05:43,046 - But I've got plenty. 69 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:45,840 Oh, you have a whole truck full. 70 00:05:46,925 --> 00:05:48,760 - I just don't know what to do. 71 00:05:50,011 --> 00:05:53,765 - [Penny] I've had experience, I can tell 72 00:05:54,098 --> 00:05:57,226 it's not your fault. 73 00:05:57,227 --> 00:05:58,603 - I just can't satisfy her. 74 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,356 - Look, maybe it's the hours you keep. 75 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,149 Milkmen do get up early. 76 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:06,069 - No, that's not it. 77 00:06:06,402 --> 00:06:07,654 I just can't satisfy her. 78 00:06:10,073 --> 00:06:11,824 I'm a lousy lover. 79 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:13,201 - Can I be personal? 80 00:06:13,535 --> 00:06:15,619 - [Milkman] Sure. 81 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:18,206 - Maybe it's your equipment. 82 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,500 I mean, maybe you're just not large enough 83 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:21,875 in that department. 84 00:06:21,876 --> 00:06:24,212 I mean, I could judge. 85 00:06:24,546 --> 00:06:27,006 I could be fair about it, where as she'd never tell you 86 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:28,841 for fear of hurting your feelings. 87 00:06:29,175 --> 00:06:30,467 Do you know what I mean? 88 00:06:30,468 --> 00:06:32,262 - That's not it, I'm sure of it. 89 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:34,013 - See, I knew it. 90 00:06:34,347 --> 00:06:36,057 You're backing away from the problem. 91 00:06:36,391 --> 00:06:37,809 - [Milkman] I'm not, I'm not. 92 00:06:38,142 --> 00:06:40,061 - Yes, you are now stand up. 93 00:06:40,395 --> 00:06:41,353 Stand up. 94 00:06:41,354 --> 00:06:42,145 - That's not it. 95 00:06:42,146 --> 00:06:43,523 - Come on, now look 96 00:06:43,856 --> 00:06:45,483 I want you to know my husband's a doctor. 97 00:06:45,817 --> 00:06:48,528 We've discussed these situations many times before. 98 00:06:50,321 --> 00:06:53,116 I just want you to know that I've had experience. 99 00:06:54,951 --> 00:06:56,869 Relax, men are very sensitive 100 00:06:57,203 --> 00:06:58,997 about the size of their organ. 101 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:05,336 Oh, the milk. 102 00:07:11,509 --> 00:07:13,761 I didn't want it to get spoiled by sitting out there 103 00:07:14,095 --> 00:07:15,179 in the heat and all. 104 00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:03,311 That's not it. 105 00:08:03,645 --> 00:08:05,396 This is all wrong. 106 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,440 I shouldn't be doing this 107 00:08:08,191 --> 00:08:09,817 I shouldn't be doing this is definitively not the way to 108 00:08:10,151 --> 00:08:11,736 solve your problem 109 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:13,278 Don't stop! 110 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:17,533 We won't, not until we have done our best to solve your problem 111 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:32,548 It's the only way to know for sure 112 00:08:36,469 --> 00:08:37,470 Do me 113 00:08:55,154 --> 00:08:58,574 - Hi, I didn't really have an appointment 114 00:08:58,908 --> 00:09:01,744 but I thought maybe if you were free you could... 115 00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:03,663 - Oh yes. 116 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:07,458 Well, ah... 117 00:09:08,835 --> 00:09:12,171 Aww, oh you poor dear, 118 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:15,842 must be terrible, I mean, terrible with a mask and all. 119 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:18,803 Here come here, sit down. 120 00:09:20,722 --> 00:09:21,888 - Thank you. 121 00:09:21,889 --> 00:09:23,474 - Believe me, I know how you feel. 122 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:26,519 Believe me, I know just how you feel. 123 00:09:29,355 --> 00:09:30,606 Tell me about it. 124 00:09:33,192 --> 00:09:35,611 - Well I can take the mask off, it's just decoration. 125 00:09:35,945 --> 00:09:38,448 - Oh no, no, no, it would be too traumatic. 126 00:09:39,782 --> 00:09:40,992 - No, really I just didn't want anyone 127 00:09:42,618 --> 00:09:44,912 to recognize me cause a lot of crazy people come here. 128 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:49,625 - I know what you mean, believe me, I know what you mean. 129 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,336 There's so many of 'em out there. 130 00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,464 You never know what they're gonna say. 131 00:09:54,797 --> 00:09:58,675 - Mm-hmm. 132 00:09:58,676 --> 00:10:01,721 You have such a beautiful mouth. 133 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:06,642 - Oh, well, thank you. 134 00:10:06,976 --> 00:10:08,936 Can't really see, you know, the mask and all. 135 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:13,524 Just two little holes, and two little eyes and a... 136 00:10:13,858 --> 00:10:15,777 - So, you give head? 137 00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:19,489 - Oh, only on Wednesdays and by appointment only. 138 00:10:21,365 --> 00:10:23,117 - Just what I thought. 139 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:26,579 The minute I saw you walk through that door I said, 140 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:28,414 "There's a girl who gives head and she's ashamed of it 141 00:10:28,748 --> 00:10:30,540 so she wears a mask" 142 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:31,833 - I'm not ashamed of it. 143 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:34,085 - Yes, you are. 144 00:10:34,086 --> 00:10:37,089 Listen, stay right here 145 00:10:37,423 --> 00:10:39,133 I want you to give me head 146 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:42,178 What? - Give me head 147 00:10:42,553 --> 00:10:44,430 Oh God 148 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,519 You'll be cured 149 00:10:49,852 --> 00:10:51,312 You can take off the mask 150 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,523 You'll never have to wear it again 151 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:56,943 Have faith, have faith! You must have faith in me 152 00:10:58,402 --> 00:11:01,656 It will be a long difficult cure 153 00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:05,535 I can cure! 154 00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:08,663 I can cure! 155 00:11:08,996 --> 00:11:10,790 You are, you are. 156 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:12,834 Oh here, let me lay down 157 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,002 Oh yeah, here, oh yeah 158 00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:44,866 I'm satisfied! 159 00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:47,368 I'm satisfied! 160 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,745 Definitely being satisfied 161 00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:53,124 The problem is not yours 162 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,669 Maybe a little longer? 163 00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:58,421 If you want to be sure 164 00:11:58,754 --> 00:12:00,548 Yeah, yes, yes 165 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,218 You are really quite good 166 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,891 I can't imagine what your wife could be missing 167 00:12:11,309 --> 00:12:13,185 Do you ever talk to her? 168 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:15,229 As your making love? 169 00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:03,527 You're cured! 170 00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,364 What is going on here? 171 00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:08,658 I am Dr. Holmes, this is my office 172 00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:12,244 and I want to know what is going on here 173 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:16,582 Well, suck a dick! 174 00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:25,466 Do you think you will be finished soon? 175 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:28,844 I am expecting someone over 176 00:13:41,816 --> 00:13:43,734 Oh my god! 177 00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:45,820 I am glad I moved the milk 178 00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:49,114 Oh no! 179 00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:51,033 It's hit heart! 180 00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,204 I think he is coming around 181 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,331 Coming yes, it's some kind of a heart massage 182 00:13:57,665 --> 00:14:00,501 Lou I don't think you should be here when he wakes up 183 00:14:00,835 --> 00:14:03,337 It could be a shock to his heart 184 00:14:03,671 --> 00:14:04,880 I'll be in the bedroom 185 00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:21,981 I think it was your heart 186 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,778 You don't have anything to worry about 187 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:30,489 I was completely satisfied 188 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:36,162 Try talking to your wife a little more as you are making 189 00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:37,621 love it might help. 190 00:14:44,378 --> 00:14:46,297 It's a good feeling 191 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:47,630 I should hope so 192 00:14:47,631 --> 00:14:49,592 To know that you really helped someone 193 00:14:50,384 --> 00:14:53,429 You're crazy, you know you are crazy 194 00:14:54,013 --> 00:14:56,640 You send me all the way down to your husbands office to help you 195 00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:58,099 with your problem 196 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,269 Then I come back here and you are balling someguy to help 197 00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:01,853 with his problem 198 00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:03,731 What about your problem? 199 00:15:04,648 --> 00:15:07,610 You know, people need my help 200 00:15:08,569 --> 00:15:10,488 They have no one to turn to 201 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:13,032 They're using you 202 00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:18,454 It's Willard 203 00:15:20,623 --> 00:15:22,541 Now don't come in. 204 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,502 Who the fuck is Willard? 205 00:15:24,835 --> 00:15:26,087 Willard is the newspaper boy 206 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,255 He is standing out there in front of the window looking in 207 00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:30,549 Don't let him see you 208 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:58,160 Oh dear the batteries are almost dead 209 00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:00,913 What the hell are you doing? 210 00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:02,998 Willard thinks he is a voyeur 211 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,795 I am helping him get over his problems with girls 212 00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:10,131 Very shy you know 213 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:17,596 I really believed you when you said you wanted to help people 214 00:16:18,305 --> 00:16:22,226 you just like to get laid 215 00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,484 Hey little creep, what you do think you are doing? 216 00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:32,778 I am collecting for the paper 217 00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,905 Oh with your dick hanging out huh? 218 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:38,159 No wait, hold it 219 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:41,036 Let me ask you something, ever had a piece of ass? 220 00:16:42,121 --> 00:16:43,664 Well I almost did once 221 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:46,041 Oh well yeah? Well you are never going to get it 222 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,586 if you are standing in the bushes jerking off 223 00:16:49,628 --> 00:16:52,548 I'll tell you what, you lay down 224 00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:56,218 You lay down, and you are about to get your first piece of ass 225 00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:59,096 But!? - Whats the matter? 226 00:16:59,513 --> 00:17:01,724 But then I can't see through the window 227 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:04,894 Oh you are really fucked 228 00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:06,979 Oh you are really fucked 229 00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:09,607 Oh brother 230 00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:29,793 Take it easy, this isn't a goddamn watermelon 231 00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:41,513 Well you aren't going to get very far with a limp dick 232 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:46,810 Alright, I'll get you up 233 00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:45,160 Look at that 234 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,208 Think you can do it now huh? 235 00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:23,323 Can I? 236 00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:25,242 Can I? 237 00:19:25,617 --> 00:19:26,951 Can I? 238 00:19:26,952 --> 00:19:28,494 Spit it out! 239 00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:30,080 Can I come inside!? 240 00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:33,667 Who said you could come creep? Just keep humpin 241 00:19:57,983 --> 00:20:00,361 - You perverted little bastard. 242 00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:02,738 It's pimples for the rest of your life 243 00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:05,741 you little cock sucker. 244 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:12,456 - You know Lou, it's like being trouble shooters. 245 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,292 - Trouble, yes but what are we doing? 246 00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:19,463 - We're solving our problems Lou. 247 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:22,424 - Yeah, creating our problems. 248 00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:25,344 First time I meet your husband I'm giving head 249 00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:27,012 to one of his patients. 250 00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:29,139 I'm never gonna be able to face him now. 251 00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:32,559 - That's the first problem we'll solve. 252 00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:34,812 You and Fred are coming to dinner tonight. 253 00:20:35,145 --> 00:20:37,356 - Oh, I better go do the laundry. 254 00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,191 - Well there's no need to dress. 255 00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:42,111 - No, you see Fred's outta town and if I'm coming 256 00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:43,736 to dinner I'm gonna need a date right? 257 00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:46,448 And I'm always getting picked up at the Washerette. 258 00:20:50,327 --> 00:20:51,412 - Doctor Holmes, what do ya do 259 00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:53,122 when a fruit comes to your office? 260 00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:59,670 - Well, first of all and most important I spray 261 00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:01,463 them all over with insecticide 262 00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:05,134 and then I just prune 'em back a little bit. (laughs) 263 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:09,430 No, seriously, I never discuss business from the office. 264 00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:13,183 I mean, each individual case is very confidential. 265 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,477 - Oh, that's a relief. 266 00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:17,855 I mean, you know that you can go to your office 267 00:21:18,188 --> 00:21:19,606 and get help and not worry about anyone 268 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,442 finding out about it. 269 00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:24,111 Not that there's anything wrong with it of course. 270 00:21:24,445 --> 00:21:26,905 - That's very true, but to further elaborate 271 00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:29,575 on your question right now I'm in the middle 272 00:21:29,908 --> 00:21:32,453 of group therapy and I try to allow the patient 273 00:21:32,786 --> 00:21:36,123 to realize his or her own problem. 274 00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:40,627 And if it happens to be homosexuality, then I feel 275 00:21:40,961 --> 00:21:43,589 that discussing it, bringing it out into the open, 276 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:46,592 in front of other patients in group therapy, allows them 277 00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:48,760 to alleviate a certain feeling of guilt 278 00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,554 that they may have about it. 279 00:21:50,888 --> 00:21:51,804 - Mmm. 280 00:21:51,805 --> 00:21:52,722 (phone rings) 281 00:21:52,723 --> 00:21:57,728 - Oh, excuse me, be right back. 282 00:21:58,854 --> 00:21:59,937 - So, you met Linda Lou at the laundry? 283 00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:03,691 - Excuse me. 284 00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:05,611 She said it was by the dryers 285 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:09,114 Yeah I was just starting a load 286 00:22:10,157 --> 00:22:11,992 Is that that place where the machines carry the 287 00:22:12,326 --> 00:22:16,370 eleven pound loads? 288 00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:18,290 Do you use the powders or the liquids? 289 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:21,210 Well, whatever 290 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:22,669 I always use the liquids myself 291 00:22:23,378 --> 00:22:26,006 You can pour them on stains and it just works wonders 292 00:22:26,632 --> 00:22:29,968 You can't make the powders stick on the stains, know what I mean? 293 00:22:33,263 --> 00:22:35,307 I have my own machine now 294 00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:37,518 So much more convenient 295 00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:39,853 Don't have to drag everything up 296 00:22:40,187 --> 00:22:43,065 drag it down to the launderette and stand around waiting 297 00:22:43,732 --> 00:22:44,816 You know? 298 00:22:45,609 --> 00:22:48,111 Did a lot more reading before I got my washer 299 00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:52,032 Penny, do you... I'll be back in a minute 300 00:22:54,952 --> 00:22:58,205 You know you always meet such interesting types there 301 00:22:58,539 --> 00:22:59,831 People are so intriguing 302 00:23:00,249 --> 00:23:01,542 Yeah I know what you mean 303 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:05,629 I like to study their faces as they watch their clothes go around and 304 00:23:05,963 --> 00:23:07,005 around in the dryers 305 00:23:07,881 --> 00:23:09,800 The colors all sort of blend together 306 00:23:12,386 --> 00:23:14,638 Wine stains are terrible to get out 307 00:23:16,265 --> 00:23:18,517 Cotton isn't so bad 308 00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:22,604 Do you always go to that laundry? 309 00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:24,982 No my wife usually takes it to another place 310 00:23:30,487 --> 00:23:33,365 What in the hell is going on here? 311 00:23:42,332 --> 00:23:44,918 What were all those calls? 312 00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:49,673 My receptionist, she is sick and won't be coming in tomorrow 313 00:23:50,007 --> 00:23:52,759 and I've got to go to Los Angeles 314 00:23:53,093 --> 00:23:54,261 Who is going to answer the phones? 315 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:56,263 Penny? 316 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,015 I could do it 317 00:23:58,515 --> 00:23:59,641 I'll run the office tomorrow 318 00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:01,768 Ok, you run the office tomorrow 319 00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:07,399 - Do you want me to try some oral? 320 00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:10,319 - Maybe tomorrow huh? 321 00:24:10,652 --> 00:24:14,239 - But tomorrow you'll be getting home late from L.A. 322 00:24:14,573 --> 00:24:16,033 You won't feel like ... 323 00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:20,704 - Penny, darling, listen hey its late, I'm tired. 324 00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:22,039 Maybe some other night. 325 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,377 - Are you dissatisfied with me? 326 00:24:28,378 --> 00:24:29,421 - It's just work. 327 00:24:29,755 --> 00:24:30,796 That's all, it's just work. 328 00:24:30,797 --> 00:24:36,260 - I try. 329 00:24:36,261 --> 00:24:39,556 Well, as long as you're satisfied. 330 00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:41,641 - I'm satisfied. 331 00:24:41,642 --> 00:24:44,018 Go to sleep. 332 00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:46,688 (Penny whines) 333 00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:52,277 (upbeat music) 334 00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:07,000 Hello, Mrs. Winegarden, this is Dr. Holmes office. 335 00:25:08,627 --> 00:25:09,711 The doctor asked if you could reschedule your appointment 336 00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:11,713 for 10:00 on Wednesday. 337 00:25:12,047 --> 00:25:13,255 He won't be in today. 338 00:25:13,256 --> 00:25:14,591 Okay, fine, thank you. 339 00:25:15,592 --> 00:25:17,844 (phone rings) 340 00:25:19,137 --> 00:25:21,431 Hello, Dr. Holmes office. 341 00:25:21,765 --> 00:25:24,559 Lou, how are you? 342 00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:25,894 You're at the laundry? 343 00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:28,647 Lou, Lou, I don't think that's such a good idea 344 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,065 after last night. 345 00:25:30,399 --> 00:25:32,317 (phone rings) 346 00:25:32,651 --> 00:25:33,567 Lou, what's the number there? 347 00:25:33,568 --> 00:25:35,361 I'll call you right back okay? 348 00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:36,570 (phone rings) 349 00:25:36,571 --> 00:25:38,573 Okay, call you right back. 350 00:25:39,908 --> 00:25:42,160 Hello, Dr. Holmes office. 351 00:25:42,494 --> 00:25:44,788 Oh could I take a message and have him call you? 352 00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:50,585 Okay, thank you, good bye. 353 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,591 (phone rings) 354 00:25:57,592 --> 00:25:58,802 Dr. Holmes-- 355 00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:01,680 Pardon me, no the doctor isn't in the office today. 356 00:26:02,013 --> 00:26:04,558 Perhaps I could help, I've had experience. 357 00:26:04,891 --> 00:26:07,102 Your husband is fucking you to death? 358 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:11,523 Oh, I see, I mean I don't really see, I understand. 359 00:26:12,482 --> 00:26:13,567 And he's doing it now? 360 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,819 I see, I mean I understand. 361 00:26:17,946 --> 00:26:21,783 He's doing it in your rectum? 362 00:26:23,326 --> 00:26:25,912 Oh, I imagine it does. 363 00:26:26,246 --> 00:26:27,539 And it's the third time today? 364 00:26:27,873 --> 00:26:31,042 Oh dear, is Mr. Custer there? 365 00:26:32,878 --> 00:26:34,546 I mean I know he's there, could I speak to him? 366 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,964 Yes, I'll wait. 367 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,342 Hi, I'm Penny. 368 00:26:39,676 --> 00:26:40,968 I was just wondering that maybe if you 369 00:26:40,969 --> 00:26:42,596 had some free time tomorrow night you'd like 370 00:26:42,929 --> 00:26:44,848 to attend one of our group encounter sessions? 371 00:26:46,016 --> 00:26:48,727 Yes, I know you'd enjoy it. 372 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,771 Yes, I'm sure they'll be girls there. 373 00:26:52,105 --> 00:26:53,523 You like the strange stuff? 374 00:26:53,857 --> 00:26:58,236 I see, well, then I can count on you being there? 375 00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:02,324 III be looking forward to meeting you too, goodbye. 376 00:27:02,657 --> 00:27:03,867 (phone rings) 377 00:27:04,201 --> 00:27:05,826 Oh. 378 00:27:05,827 --> 00:27:06,744 Doctor Hol-- 379 00:27:06,745 --> 00:27:07,536 he isn't-- 380 00:27:07,537 --> 00:27:08,662 tomorrow afternoon? 381 00:27:08,663 --> 00:27:09,915 What's your -- 382 00:27:10,248 --> 00:27:12,334 A double amputee and a midget? 383 00:27:14,503 --> 00:27:16,922 Oh my God, how could you? 384 00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:20,842 Oh I see, he's the right height huh? 385 00:27:22,010 --> 00:27:23,970 That's disgusting. 386 00:27:24,304 --> 00:27:25,597 That's disgusting. 387 00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,056 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever 388 00:27:27,057 --> 00:27:28,015 heard in my life. 389 00:27:28,016 --> 00:27:29,893 You should see a doctor. 390 00:27:33,855 --> 00:27:35,273 You enjoy that? 391 00:27:36,858 --> 00:27:37,943 You paid? 392 00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:40,779 Oh, you should see a doctor, 393 00:27:41,112 --> 00:27:42,614 you should really see a doctor. 394 00:27:42,948 --> 00:27:44,366 No, he does not make house calls. 395 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,917 Hello, Lou? 396 00:27:54,918 --> 00:27:56,126 Lou, this is Penny. 397 00:27:56,127 --> 00:27:57,712 Lou, I'm going completely out of my mind, 398 00:27:58,046 --> 00:27:59,129 completely zonkers. 399 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,298 I need some release. 400 00:28:02,592 --> 00:28:04,678 (slow music) 401 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,893 - Oh, hi. 402 00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,771 You must be the janitor. 403 00:28:15,105 --> 00:28:16,857 - I'm no janitor. 404 00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:19,526 I'm a maintenance engineer. 405 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,444 I went to night school to learn what I'm doing. 406 00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:23,696 You understand that? 407 00:28:23,697 --> 00:28:26,949 - Mm-hmm. 408 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:29,327 Well, I know that your position in life probably 409 00:28:29,661 --> 00:28:30,829 doesn't offer but.. 410 00:28:31,162 --> 00:28:33,163 - My position? 411 00:28:33,164 --> 00:28:35,750 Who the fuck do you think you are lady, huh? 412 00:28:36,084 --> 00:28:38,169 - Oh, well, um, I've just been here for the day. 413 00:28:38,503 --> 00:28:39,796 And I was just-- 414 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:40,963 - You were just here for the day and you're trying 415 00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:42,257 to tell me what to do? 416 00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:44,843 I mean, you even got a steady job and you're claiming 417 00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:46,344 you're better than me. 418 00:28:46,678 --> 00:28:47,428 - Uh look-- 419 00:28:47,429 --> 00:28:48,721 - Shit. 420 00:28:48,722 --> 00:28:50,014 It's all related. 421 00:28:50,015 --> 00:28:53,059 Your attitude, your position in life, it's all 422 00:28:53,393 --> 00:28:54,811 related to your sexual drive. 423 00:28:55,145 --> 00:28:56,146 - Sexual drive? 424 00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:57,772 - Mm-hmm. 425 00:28:58,106 --> 00:29:01,026 - I'll show you some sexual drive. 426 00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:03,111 You're trying to say you're better than me. 427 00:29:03,445 --> 00:29:05,488 You trying to say I'm not a man huh? 428 00:29:05,822 --> 00:29:07,324 - [Penny] No. (screams) 429 00:29:07,657 --> 00:29:08,783 - Come here, get down there. 430 00:29:09,117 --> 00:29:10,075 Get down there. 431 00:29:10,076 --> 00:29:11,995 Suck on this cunt 432 00:29:12,787 --> 00:29:14,706 Suck on this you two bit cunt 433 00:29:15,749 --> 00:29:18,001 Suck on that janitor dick 434 00:29:21,129 --> 00:29:23,048 Sexual Drive 435 00:29:24,382 --> 00:29:26,301 I am gonna fuck you till you don't wanna fuck no more 436 00:29:27,636 --> 00:29:28,637 Gonna fuck your ass right off 437 00:29:33,308 --> 00:29:35,226 I'll show you sexual drive 438 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:39,564 Come on, get your clothes off 439 00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:41,775 Get your clothes off! 440 00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:45,862 Come on, you are too slow 441 00:29:48,782 --> 00:29:50,700 Lay back there now 442 00:29:51,117 --> 00:29:53,036 You take off your panties 443 00:29:53,787 --> 00:29:55,705 Rip them, come on! 444 00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:58,208 Can't you do anything? Watch! 445 00:30:03,296 --> 00:30:05,215 Now you wanna get fucked? Huh? 446 00:30:08,468 --> 00:30:10,387 I'll show you sexual drive 447 00:30:30,907 --> 00:30:32,826 That's what you want? Isn't it? 448 00:30:33,702 --> 00:30:36,287 Tell me, is that what you wanted? 449 00:30:54,389 --> 00:30:56,641 You ever been fucked in the ass? 450 00:30:56,975 --> 00:30:59,102 Have you ever? You wanna be? 451 00:30:59,436 --> 00:31:01,312 You're gonna be 452 00:31:02,355 --> 00:31:04,232 This janitor dick is gonna go right up your ass 453 00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:07,569 come on, I'll show you some position, turn over 454 00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:10,613 How do you like that position? 455 00:31:10,947 --> 00:31:12,866 Now lay there, you hear me? 456 00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:22,959 Put your hands back here and spread your ass 457 00:31:29,049 --> 00:31:31,968 How's that feel? Does it hurt? 458 00:31:32,302 --> 00:31:34,429 I like it, no. 459 00:31:36,097 --> 00:31:38,016 You want me to go deeper? 460 00:31:38,349 --> 00:31:41,102 I can't hear you, you like it? 461 00:31:43,188 --> 00:31:45,732 I like it 462 00:31:46,274 --> 00:31:50,195 Is that what you wanted? A janitor dick up your ass? 463 00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:53,865 How's that for position huh? 464 00:31:57,744 --> 00:31:59,370 I like it 465 00:31:59,704 --> 00:32:00,955 I like it - Huh, she likes it! 466 00:32:01,414 --> 00:32:03,666 Fuck me! 467 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,668 Fuck my ass! 468 00:32:06,252 --> 00:32:07,587 Fuck me! 469 00:32:08,922 --> 00:32:10,840 Fuck my ass! 470 00:32:17,263 --> 00:32:19,182 Come here! 471 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,560 - We should talk here, right? 472 00:33:05,937 --> 00:33:07,605 No, he'll probably feel more comfortable in the kitchen. 473 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:09,566 - Penny, he's coming to comfort you. 474 00:33:09,899 --> 00:33:12,610 He's gonna be comfortable wherever you are. 475 00:33:12,944 --> 00:33:14,696 - Do I look all right? 476 00:33:15,029 --> 00:33:16,739 - He's not gonna be looking at you. 477 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:20,075 (knocking at door) 478 00:33:20,076 --> 00:33:27,791 - You get it. 479 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:31,296 (organ music) 480 00:33:41,181 --> 00:33:43,266 - So nice of you to come father. 481 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,935 - It's my pleasure Mrs. Holmes. 482 00:33:46,269 --> 00:33:49,105 Please call me Reverend Hope. 483 00:33:49,439 --> 00:33:50,940 - You're not Catholic? 484 00:33:51,274 --> 00:33:54,235 - No, universal church of life. 485 00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:56,654 It's a common mistake. 486 00:33:56,988 --> 00:33:58,615 - That explains it then, you see, I called 487 00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:02,577 the phone prayer people and they referred me to you. 488 00:34:02,911 --> 00:34:05,997 I felt like I needed a more personal touch. 489 00:34:06,331 --> 00:34:08,583 It's not that I have anything against the work 490 00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:11,711 they do on the phones but well, I've had experience. 491 00:34:12,045 --> 00:34:13,838 - I understand sister. 492 00:34:14,172 --> 00:34:16,424 What is it that seems to be troubling you? 493 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,638 - Well, my husband's out of town, you see. 494 00:34:21,971 --> 00:34:23,556 And he called to say he wouldn't be coming 495 00:34:23,890 --> 00:34:27,769 back home tonight and I had this very terrible 496 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:33,775 And well, I just felt like I needed somebody 497 00:34:34,108 --> 00:34:36,611 to talk to, somebody holy that could console 498 00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:38,571 me in my time of trouble. 499 00:34:38,905 --> 00:34:40,782 - What was the nature of the experience? 500 00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:45,662 - I don't exactly know how to tell you 501 00:34:45,995 --> 00:34:48,623 and you're being a reverend and all. 502 00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:51,542 - It was of a very personal nature? 503 00:34:53,336 --> 00:34:55,755 - It was sexual. 504 00:34:56,839 --> 00:34:59,634 - And this took place at your husband's office 505 00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:01,302 while he was out of town? 506 00:35:01,636 --> 00:35:02,804 - That's it, right, yeah. 507 00:35:03,137 --> 00:35:05,181 He's out of town and I was leaving the office 508 00:35:05,515 --> 00:35:08,851 and I was accosted, attacked by the janitor, 509 00:35:09,185 --> 00:35:10,687 I mean the maintenance engineer. 510 00:35:11,938 --> 00:35:13,648 - What did he do when he attacked you? 511 00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:18,736 - Terrible, it was terrible the things he made me do. 512 00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:21,698 - Could you be a little more specific 513 00:35:22,031 --> 00:35:25,284 about what took place? 514 00:35:25,285 --> 00:35:29,747 - Rape, a little rape and a little not rape. 515 00:35:30,081 --> 00:35:34,836 - If you want to hear it straight preacher, it's like this, 516 00:35:35,169 --> 00:35:39,257 she got fucked silly by some creepy, sadistic janitor 517 00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:41,175 and she liked it. 518 00:35:41,509 --> 00:35:43,428 And now she thinks she's a masochist. 519 00:35:43,761 --> 00:35:45,470 Simple enough? 520 00:35:45,471 --> 00:35:46,722 - Perfectly clear. 521 00:35:46,723 --> 00:35:48,473 Perfectly clear. 522 00:35:48,474 --> 00:35:49,600 - I didn't know how to tell you. 523 00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:52,478 I mean how do you relate to this problem? 524 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:54,731 You don't engage in any-- 525 00:35:55,064 --> 00:35:57,191 - [Reverend] Sister, I'm married. 526 00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:02,280 - You don't know what a relief it is to hear you say that. 527 00:36:03,906 --> 00:36:04,948 I thought that if you'd never done anything, well then, 528 00:36:04,949 --> 00:36:06,659 you'd have no way to know. 529 00:36:06,993 --> 00:36:10,538 - To help someone it is not necessary to have experienced 530 00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:11,914 the problem yourself. 531 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:16,586 But however, in my case being married and gay 532 00:36:16,919 --> 00:36:18,128 I can relate rather well to your cock suckers, 533 00:36:18,129 --> 00:36:22,884 buggerers, and scumbag mother fuckers. 534 00:36:23,926 --> 00:36:24,927 (Lou and reverend laughs) 535 00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:26,053 - Oh my God. 536 00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:28,597 Oh my God. 537 00:36:28,598 --> 00:36:30,725 It's against the world. 538 00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:31,975 We're all gonna die. 539 00:36:31,976 --> 00:36:33,311 We're all gonna die. 540 00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:35,855 Get out, get out. 541 00:36:36,189 --> 00:36:38,983 - [Reverend] I'm sorry I didn't... 542 00:36:40,693 --> 00:36:41,778 - [Reverend] It's all right-- 543 00:36:42,111 --> 00:36:43,196 - [Lou] It's okay, I'll calm her down. 544 00:36:43,529 --> 00:36:44,864 Thank you father. 545 00:36:45,198 --> 00:36:47,658 (dramatic music) 546 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:56,458 - Penny? 547 00:36:56,459 --> 00:37:00,213 - Oh, just a little solace, a little comfort, 548 00:37:00,546 --> 00:37:01,839 that's all I wanted. 549 00:37:03,007 --> 00:37:05,968 We're gonna have to see a doctor, 550 00:37:06,302 --> 00:37:07,845 I'm gonna need professional help. 551 00:37:08,971 --> 00:37:10,556 A psychiatrist, oh God. 552 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:13,017 If John ever found out it would break his heart. 553 00:37:13,351 --> 00:37:15,103 He's very religious, you know. 554 00:37:15,436 --> 00:37:17,855 - Honey, look just forget it. 555 00:37:18,189 --> 00:37:19,440 Just forget about-- 556 00:37:19,774 --> 00:37:21,692 I mean forget it ever happened. 557 00:37:22,026 --> 00:37:24,737 - I can't, I can't keep running away from my problems Lou. 558 00:37:25,071 --> 00:37:29,534 I'm getting no sex outta my marriage, no release. 559 00:37:30,201 --> 00:37:33,037 I'll end up turning to other men, like today. 560 00:37:35,248 --> 00:37:36,874 I'll end up a vegetable. 561 00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:39,669 - Penny, it's only been four days. 562 00:37:41,754 --> 00:37:44,799 - I'll need professional help, therapy. 563 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:47,969 We'll attend John's therapy session tomorrow night. 564 00:37:48,302 --> 00:37:49,554 - Okay, okay listen. 565 00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:51,806 We'll do that and everything will be fine. 566 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,809 But tonight, you really need some rest. 567 00:37:55,143 --> 00:37:57,311 I'm gonna take you home with me because you really 568 00:37:57,645 --> 00:37:59,397 shouldn't be alone okay? 569 00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:01,231 All right? 570 00:38:01,232 --> 00:38:02,525 (soft music) 571 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:07,071 Got that pole ready honey? I wanted it all day long 572 00:38:11,951 --> 00:38:15,538 Give me some head first - Ok sweetheart 573 00:38:23,921 --> 00:38:27,216 Wait a minute, I gave you head last night why don't you give me 574 00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,677 some head this time 575 00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:31,804 What's the difference? 576 00:38:32,138 --> 00:38:33,931 Honey, you give me head this time 577 00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:37,101 Ok, we'll do 69 578 00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:40,229 No I want head 579 00:38:41,272 --> 00:38:44,233 Ok I will I will, just finish me first 580 00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:47,236 No fucking way, you finish me 581 00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:49,280 or you can forget it 582 00:39:05,254 --> 00:39:08,007 Ok, I just wanted to make sure you didn't have anything 583 00:39:08,341 --> 00:39:09,550 against eating pussy 584 00:39:10,384 --> 00:39:12,303 You're really strange 585 00:39:12,678 --> 00:39:15,765 Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet 586 00:39:16,098 --> 00:39:18,184 Tomorrow night it's assholes 587 00:39:18,518 --> 00:39:20,811 I would do it tonight, except my girlfriend is asleep in 588 00:39:21,145 --> 00:39:22,312 the living room 589 00:39:22,313 --> 00:39:26,275 The problem is when I get my asshole eaten out I start laughing 590 00:39:26,609 --> 00:39:29,654 because I get the most terrific urge to fart 591 00:39:29,987 --> 00:39:32,782 Oh Jesus Christ 592 00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:35,868 Don't tell me you've never ate an asshole before 593 00:39:36,494 --> 00:39:38,037 I've led a sheltered life 594 00:39:38,371 --> 00:39:40,248 I guess so, you really are a straight guy 595 00:39:41,123 --> 00:39:46,879 Kinda nice meeting someone with normal needs and interests 596 00:39:47,296 --> 00:39:48,673 Lou 597 00:39:49,799 --> 00:39:51,717 Alright, alright 598 00:39:52,176 --> 00:39:54,595 Don't you worry about a thing honey 599 00:39:54,971 --> 00:39:59,600 All I have to do is stick my little old finger up your little old ass 600 00:39:59,934 --> 00:40:02,728 and that thing will pop right up 601 00:40:04,397 --> 00:40:06,274 You really do have a tight ass 602 00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:09,235 I always thought that had something to do with hemorrhoids 603 00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:11,320 Oh god Lou 604 00:40:11,654 --> 00:40:14,031 Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a costume party 605 00:40:14,407 --> 00:40:15,575 dressed as a Hemorrhoid? 606 00:40:17,368 --> 00:40:18,744 Stop it 607 00:40:19,078 --> 00:40:20,746 Ok, ok 608 00:41:20,514 --> 00:41:23,684 See, what did I tell ya? Success 609 00:41:24,935 --> 00:41:26,187 Now you lay here 610 00:41:27,897 --> 00:41:32,735 Because there is nothing like a nice stiff dick to ease my mind 611 00:41:33,069 --> 00:41:41,069 after a hard day 612 00:43:06,495 --> 00:43:08,414 Who is it? 613 00:43:09,415 --> 00:43:10,499 It's me Lou 614 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,585 Just a minute Penny 615 00:43:15,379 --> 00:43:17,465 - Okay, come on in Penny. 616 00:43:18,799 --> 00:43:22,803 - Lou, I'm sorry, I was trying to sleep 617 00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:25,890 and I heard your, "Fuck me, fuck me" 618 00:43:26,223 --> 00:43:29,810 and the pressures and the tensions. 619 00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:32,438 And I need some release. 620 00:43:32,772 --> 00:43:34,815 I mean, I've been without John for four nights, 621 00:43:35,149 --> 00:43:38,027 four days and the pressures killing me. 622 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,528 Do you know what I mean? 623 00:43:39,862 --> 00:43:40,863 - Aw, you poor baby. 624 00:43:41,197 --> 00:43:43,407 I know just how you feel. 625 00:43:44,575 --> 00:43:46,786 You need some release time. 626 00:43:48,621 --> 00:43:53,501 Oh God, here, you truly need 627 00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:56,796 some release, so you just lean over 628 00:43:57,129 --> 00:43:59,631 the edge of the bed. 629 00:43:59,632 --> 00:44:01,257 Fred? 630 00:44:01,258 --> 00:44:03,177 We need your services dear 631 00:44:05,554 --> 00:44:07,473 Do your thing 632 00:44:07,807 --> 00:44:09,600 I hope you don't feel bad or anything 633 00:44:11,435 --> 00:44:12,937 its the pressure I am under 634 00:44:13,270 --> 00:44:15,189 Oh hon, I understand perfectly 635 00:44:15,523 --> 00:44:17,399 You just enjoy yourself ok? 636 00:44:24,824 --> 00:44:26,742 Oh it's glorious 637 00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:29,786 Oh it's glorious 638 00:44:29,787 --> 00:44:31,705 Lou I don't know how to thank you 639 00:44:33,207 --> 00:44:37,503 Honey don't worry, I hate to see a good hard on go to waste 640 00:44:39,630 --> 00:44:41,966 Lou it's working! 641 00:44:43,926 --> 00:44:51,926 I can feel the tension flowing out of me 642 00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:39,625 - You don't know what a relief that was. 643 00:46:39,959 --> 00:46:41,210 It's like rehabilitation. 644 00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:44,004 - Oh honey, I'm exhausted just watching you. 645 00:46:49,593 --> 00:46:51,428 - Well now I can get some sleep. 646 00:46:54,431 --> 00:46:56,600 And you don't have to worry about me, 647 00:46:57,977 --> 00:46:59,561 I'll really sleep now boy. 648 00:47:01,605 --> 00:47:04,400 Oh, go ahead, make all the noise you want Lou. 649 00:47:05,693 --> 00:47:07,236 Nothing will ever wake me now. 650 00:47:08,570 --> 00:47:11,824 (Penny exhales deeply) 651 00:47:20,290 --> 00:47:22,835 (flute music) 652 00:47:36,223 --> 00:47:39,518 - You awake Lou? Fred? 653 00:47:42,771 --> 00:47:45,774 That's okay, don't get up, I'll come back later. 654 00:47:46,108 --> 00:47:47,900 - [Lou] What is it Penny? 655 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:49,403 - The tension, they're starting to build up again. 656 00:47:51,363 --> 00:47:53,948 - Fred? Fred? 657 00:47:53,949 --> 00:47:56,452 I don't think he's up for it this morning Penny. 658 00:47:57,453 --> 00:47:58,620 He's kinda straight you know? 659 00:48:00,289 --> 00:48:02,624 - You know I never really got the chance to thank him. 660 00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:05,794 I was gonna invite him to the therapy session tonight. 661 00:48:09,506 --> 00:48:12,217 - Oh, honey, don't worry about it. 662 00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,554 The free lay is enough thanks. 663 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,601 And besides, it's not a party you know. 664 00:48:22,561 --> 00:48:23,729 - No, it's not. 665 00:48:24,688 --> 00:48:26,023 I know it's not. 666 00:48:27,691 --> 00:48:29,068 - All those troubled people, depressing to see 667 00:48:29,401 --> 00:48:30,736 so many fucked up people. 668 00:48:33,614 --> 00:48:35,574 - Did you say, "fucked up?" 669 00:48:35,908 --> 00:48:37,658 - Did I say that? 670 00:48:37,659 --> 00:48:40,411 Did I say that? 671 00:48:40,412 --> 00:48:41,455 It was a slip, it just slipped right out. 672 00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:42,873 I don't use those words. 673 00:48:43,207 --> 00:48:45,167 (Lou laughs) 674 00:48:45,501 --> 00:48:46,793 I can't believe this is happening to me. 675 00:48:46,794 --> 00:48:49,129 I'm losing control. 676 00:48:50,672 --> 00:48:52,674 I'm losing my focus on the problem, Lou. 677 00:48:53,008 --> 00:48:55,844 I've got to help John with his problem, that's it. 678 00:48:56,178 --> 00:48:57,596 - We are helping John. 679 00:48:58,806 --> 00:49:00,099 We're going to the group encounter tonight. 680 00:49:00,432 --> 00:49:04,394 Don't worry about it, everything's gonna be all right. 681 00:49:06,647 --> 00:49:11,484 Sucky Fucky. 682 00:49:11,485 --> 00:49:19,485 (ethereal music) 683 00:50:31,023 --> 00:50:33,692 - You act like this is some silly game or something. 684 00:50:34,026 --> 00:50:35,402 All this romantic nonsense. 685 00:50:35,736 --> 00:50:37,279 Our wives have left us, you idiot. 686 00:50:37,613 --> 00:50:39,615 And they're gonna take us to the cleaners. 687 00:50:41,241 --> 00:50:42,701 - It's all your fault. 688 00:50:43,035 --> 00:50:44,870 If we hadn't married two sisters 689 00:50:45,787 --> 00:50:47,873 we wouldn't be in this mess. 690 00:50:48,207 --> 00:50:52,461 They were dykes, lesbo commie dykes, a disgrace. 691 00:50:53,754 --> 00:50:56,006 Bankrupt business and two limp dicks. 692 00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:59,009 It's over, we're finished. 693 00:50:59,343 --> 00:51:01,094 - It's our karma. 694 00:51:02,012 --> 00:51:03,555 - Oh, karma's ass. 695 00:51:04,765 --> 00:51:07,392 (ethereal music) 696 00:51:12,064 --> 00:51:15,692 (man in wheelchair grunts) 697 00:51:23,367 --> 00:51:25,160 (man in wheelchair blows raspberry) 698 00:51:25,494 --> 00:51:26,954 - [man in glasses] Up yours too, 699 00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:28,622 get the fuck outta here you spastic turd. 700 00:51:33,627 --> 00:51:38,881 Hey, cunt. 701 00:51:38,882 --> 00:51:41,218 How many cunts are in this fucking room anyway? 702 00:51:48,016 --> 00:51:50,434 Ay, you. 703 00:51:50,435 --> 00:51:55,315 You look like a nice cunt. (laughs) 704 00:51:56,483 --> 00:51:57,776 You guys wanna see my cock? 705 00:52:08,745 --> 00:52:10,372 Eh, what a bunch of crazies in here. 706 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,460 Think I came here to fucking beat off? 707 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,549 God damnit, get over here, give me some fucking head. 708 00:52:20,882 --> 00:52:25,429 What the f-- 709 00:52:25,762 --> 00:52:28,223 (dramatic music) 710 00:53:09,765 --> 00:53:11,808 - Who the hell's he supposed to be? 711 00:53:12,142 --> 00:53:13,810 - [Man in white tank top] He's Little Red Riding Hood. 712 00:53:14,144 --> 00:53:15,354 - [Man in plaid shirt] Your ass. 713 00:53:15,687 --> 00:53:18,230 Can he talk? 714 00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:20,609 - [Man in white tank top] Nine to five the wolf fucks her. 715 00:53:23,987 --> 00:53:26,656 - Here we go, right up the ass. 716 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,085 - What the hell? 717 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:40,420 - That's Pierre, he has a problem, you know? 718 00:53:40,754 --> 00:53:51,597 - No shit. 719 00:53:51,598 --> 00:53:54,309 - Put her down wolf, fuck that little cunt. 720 00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:55,644 [Man in plaid shirt] Come on Little Red, get away, 721 00:53:55,977 --> 00:53:57,144 you can do it. 722 00:53:57,145 --> 00:53:58,187 Kick him in the balls. 723 00:53:58,188 --> 00:53:59,231 Get up, come on. 724 00:53:59,564 --> 00:54:03,527 - That schmuck's really falling for it over there. 725 00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:05,153 - He has a problem with his bowels, 726 00:54:05,487 --> 00:54:06,780 I hope he doesn't get upset. 727 00:54:08,198 --> 00:54:09,658 - If he shits I'm leaving. 728 00:54:11,243 --> 00:54:15,122 - Come on wolf, fuck her. 729 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:16,873 - Come on wolf, fuck the shit outta her. 730 00:54:35,642 --> 00:54:37,936 (woman gasps) 731 00:54:41,273 --> 00:54:43,024 - This has gone far enough. 732 00:54:45,986 --> 00:54:48,697 - Yay. (claps) - Ohhhhhh. 733 00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:49,947 - He didn't come yet. 734 00:54:49,948 --> 00:54:53,242 He was gonna come any minute. 735 00:54:53,243 --> 00:54:55,912 - Hello, I'm Penny Holmes. 736 00:54:56,246 --> 00:54:57,831 The doctor's out of town for the evening 737 00:54:58,165 --> 00:55:00,041 and I'll be in charge of the therapy session tonight. 738 00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:01,918 - [Man in striped shirt] Boo. 739 00:55:02,252 --> 00:55:03,420 - Hey, hey, hey, hey wait a minute. 740 00:55:03,753 --> 00:55:05,922 You're the cunt I talked to on the phone today aren't you? 741 00:55:06,256 --> 00:55:07,506 - I beg your pardon? 742 00:55:07,507 --> 00:55:08,925 - God Damnit, you promised me free ass 743 00:55:09,259 --> 00:55:10,302 if I came down here. 744 00:55:10,635 --> 00:55:11,928 - You must be the asshole that's 745 00:55:12,262 --> 00:55:14,097 fucking his wife to death. 746 00:55:14,431 --> 00:55:15,514 - Aw, who the fuck asked you? 747 00:55:15,515 --> 00:55:16,683 - Fuck off. 748 00:55:17,017 --> 00:55:18,810 - Hey, if we can all just settle down 749 00:55:19,144 --> 00:55:20,687 I'm sure we can get started. 750 00:55:21,021 --> 00:55:23,565 Lou, why don't you talk to the Smith brothers 751 00:55:23,899 --> 00:55:25,108 while I console Pierre. 752 00:55:26,693 --> 00:55:28,987 Pierre, would you like to come into the office? 753 00:55:30,405 --> 00:55:31,448 This way. 754 00:55:31,781 --> 00:55:33,366 - Hey, just a minute now. 755 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,826 You promised me free ass. 756 00:55:35,827 --> 00:55:37,204 - Well why don't you talk to Miss Zombie, 757 00:55:37,537 --> 00:55:39,331 I mean, Miss Zorby here. 758 00:55:39,664 --> 00:55:40,707 - Shit, she doesn't even talk. 759 00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:43,919 You better give God damn good head. 760 00:55:45,295 --> 00:55:48,089 - Pierre, why don't you just have a seat right here. 761 00:55:49,633 --> 00:55:53,136 Now, I know I can solve your problem. 762 00:55:54,554 --> 00:55:57,140 So two useless dicks huh? 763 00:55:59,684 --> 00:56:02,395 Hey uh, your brother has a hard on 764 00:56:04,022 --> 00:56:06,608 I don't believe it, let me see it! 765 00:56:06,942 --> 00:56:11,404 No you stay there until you get it up! 766 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,825 Hey can't get it up huh? 767 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:18,828 Come on over here and I'll let you see mine 768 00:56:19,913 --> 00:56:21,873 That man is disgusting 769 00:56:22,207 --> 00:56:23,667 At least he can get it up 770 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,002 Would you like me to go fuck him instead? 771 00:56:26,336 --> 00:56:29,089 What exactly is your problem Pierre, I have had experience 772 00:56:30,006 --> 00:56:31,883 I come too quick 773 00:56:32,551 --> 00:56:34,469 The erection 774 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,641 You didn't say anything about me fucking ya 775 00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:43,937 Well you're not, not with this soft dick 776 00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,652 lost erection huh? 777 00:56:51,069 --> 00:56:53,655 I can last two minutes 778 00:56:54,364 --> 00:56:56,283 three minutes 779 00:56:58,243 --> 00:57:00,453 That's what you call premature shooter 780 00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:02,038 Ejaculation 781 00:57:02,497 --> 00:57:04,833 Yes I go one minute, I stop 782 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,877 Yes I go one minute, I stop 783 00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:12,299 This is the only way I can last longer 784 00:57:12,632 --> 00:57:14,301 Control Pierre 785 00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:16,928 C o n t r o l 786 00:57:24,853 --> 00:57:27,105 No the doctor isn't in, he is in I. on business 787 00:57:27,439 --> 00:57:29,149 but he should be back tomorrow 788 00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:31,401 could I be of some assistance? 789 00:57:32,277 --> 00:57:34,195 Yes, yes 790 00:57:35,071 --> 00:57:36,990 I understand 791 00:57:37,782 --> 00:57:39,701 Yes go on 792 00:57:48,335 --> 00:57:50,253 I see 793 00:58:02,098 --> 00:58:04,017 Then don't do it 794 00:58:04,809 --> 00:58:07,687 If it is not satisfactory, then don't do it 795 00:58:10,815 --> 00:58:12,317 Mrs. Shwartz 796 00:58:12,901 --> 00:58:14,819 It's your duty to your husband 797 00:58:15,278 --> 00:58:17,530 to see that he is happy in his marriage 798 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,581 Yes 799 00:58:27,582 --> 00:58:29,501 Yes I am still here 800 00:58:29,834 --> 00:58:31,628 I am still listening 801 00:58:43,723 --> 00:58:45,642 Hold on, I'll get a pen 802 00:58:47,602 --> 00:58:49,854 Hold on, be right with you 803 00:58:53,983 --> 00:58:55,902 You poor man 804 00:58:56,319 --> 00:59:11,834 What's happened to you? 805 00:59:11,835 --> 00:59:13,753 I'm looking 806 00:59:14,754 --> 00:59:16,673 Yes I'm looking 807 00:59:18,049 --> 00:59:20,719 Hold on Pierre, not now I don't think I could ever explain this 808 00:59:21,052 --> 00:59:41,739 to the phone company 809 00:59:41,740 --> 00:59:43,658 I've got it 810 00:59:44,617 --> 00:59:46,536 Ok now, what was the address again? 811 00:59:57,881 --> 01:00:00,133 If our wives could see us now 812 01:00:00,467 --> 01:00:04,387 They would see two stiff dicks, those dyke freaks would be trying to 813 01:00:04,721 --> 01:00:07,265 eat out everything in sight. 814 01:00:07,766 --> 01:00:09,684 Your wife was never like this 815 01:00:10,393 --> 01:00:12,312 You fucked my wife? 816 01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:15,774 She was my girlfriend before she was your wife 817 01:00:16,983 --> 01:00:19,903 Did you say Riverside? 818 01:00:23,406 --> 01:00:25,325 What? 819 01:00:25,950 --> 01:00:27,869 Ok, I got it, goodbye 820 01:00:28,578 --> 01:00:31,706 We should have never swapped and got married 821 01:00:32,123 --> 01:00:34,000 Your wife gave great head 822 01:00:34,626 --> 01:00:36,544 My wife gave you head? 823 01:00:36,878 --> 01:00:38,671 You filthy bastard! 824 01:00:39,881 --> 01:00:41,800 I said goodbye 825 01:00:43,843 --> 01:00:45,762 Ok Pierre let it go 826 01:01:29,472 --> 01:01:30,598 - Hello? John. 827 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,521 (instrumental music) 828 01:01:51,202 --> 01:01:53,788 - Ah, sorry folks, I'm afraid you missed it. 829 01:01:54,789 --> 01:01:56,332 - I told you to hurry. 830 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,792 - How was I to know? 831 01:01:58,126 --> 01:02:00,253 - [Woman Standing] Don't leave, don't leave yet. 832 01:02:00,587 --> 01:02:01,629 - A horny bitch isn't she? 833 01:02:01,963 --> 01:02:03,005 - And she blames me. 834 01:02:03,006 --> 01:02:04,507 We're late because she wanted a quickie 835 01:02:04,841 --> 01:02:05,842 before we left the house. 836 01:02:08,011 --> 01:02:10,722 - Lou, Lou hurry, we've gotta go home. 837 01:02:11,055 --> 01:02:12,765 John called, Patty's at the house waiting. 838 01:02:13,099 --> 01:02:14,099 - Who's Patty? 839 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,100 - My sister. 840 01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:16,769 John phoned the house and she answered. 841 01:02:17,103 --> 01:02:18,479 He's never met her before. 842 01:02:18,813 --> 01:02:25,611 Come on. 843 01:02:25,612 --> 01:02:27,363 - Look, I promised you decent cock tonight 844 01:02:27,697 --> 01:02:28,989 and I'm gonna deliver. 845 01:02:28,990 --> 01:02:30,658 - You can be so brutal. 846 01:02:30,992 --> 01:02:33,119 - And you love it, bitch. 847 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:35,496 - Is he really that big? 848 01:02:35,830 --> 01:02:38,666 (shoes clicking) 849 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,084 - [Penny] Patty. 850 01:02:40,418 --> 01:02:41,628 Oh Patty, I'm so glad to 851 01:02:41,961 --> 01:02:43,796 see you. - Penny. 852 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,173 - [Penny] What is it? 853 01:02:45,506 --> 01:02:46,423 What is it? 854 01:02:46,424 --> 01:02:47,174 Patty, something's wrong. 855 01:02:47,175 --> 01:02:48,176 Is it your hemorrhoids? 856 01:02:48,509 --> 01:02:49,677 - Penny this is my girlfriend, Glenda. 857 01:02:51,262 --> 01:02:52,347 - How do you do Penny? 858 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,098 Patty's told me so much about you and John. 859 01:02:54,432 --> 01:02:57,644 - [Penny] Patty, you're blind. 860 01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:02,856 Oh. 861 01:03:02,857 --> 01:03:04,066 - As they say, like a bat. 862 01:03:04,067 --> 01:03:05,193 - Penny, don't make a spectacle of yourself. 863 01:03:05,526 --> 01:03:07,153 Just relax please. 864 01:03:07,487 --> 01:03:08,737 - When did it happen? 865 01:03:08,738 --> 01:03:10,198 - Look, it's nothing to worry about. 866 01:03:10,531 --> 01:03:12,116 The doctors have assured me that the condition 867 01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:13,826 is just temporary. 868 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,620 And I'll regain my sight just as soon 869 01:03:15,954 --> 01:03:17,914 as I get over, as soon as I get over... 870 01:03:18,247 --> 01:03:19,582 - [Penny] Get over what? 871 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:21,042 - The shock, the sight of it. 872 01:03:21,376 --> 01:03:22,585 - [Penny] Of what? 873 01:03:22,919 --> 01:03:23,961 Patty, what did you see? 874 01:03:23,962 --> 01:03:25,463 - She hates to talk about it. 875 01:03:25,797 --> 01:03:27,966 It happened at the supermarket just last week. 876 01:03:28,299 --> 01:03:31,636 A flasher, right in the fresh fruit section, 877 01:03:31,970 --> 01:03:33,346 can you believe it? 878 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,638 A flasher. 879 01:03:34,639 --> 01:03:35,974 Right in with the produce. 880 01:03:36,307 --> 01:03:38,184 - Blinded by a flasher? 881 01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:39,978 - It was so big. 882 01:03:40,311 --> 01:03:41,604 - Men are disgusting. 883 01:03:41,938 --> 01:03:42,813 - I was terrified. 884 01:03:42,814 --> 01:03:44,648 - It was savage. 885 01:03:44,649 --> 01:03:45,565 - Big as a salami. 886 01:03:45,566 --> 01:03:46,775 - 14 inches. 887 01:03:46,776 --> 01:03:47,776 - Where was the market? 888 01:03:47,777 --> 01:03:49,570 - He was still soft. 889 01:03:49,904 --> 01:03:52,532 - [Glenda] She's lucky, she went blind 890 01:03:52,865 --> 01:03:54,242 before he had an erection or the condition 891 01:03:54,575 --> 01:03:55,743 would've been permanent. 892 01:03:56,077 --> 01:03:57,704 - Blinded by a flasher. 893 01:03:58,037 --> 01:03:59,872 - I should've regained my sight by now 894 01:04:00,206 --> 01:04:02,709 but doctors said the experience was just 895 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:05,211 so traumatic that I can't seem to be able 896 01:04:05,545 --> 01:04:06,713 to face it. 897 01:04:07,046 --> 01:04:08,088 Do you have a drink? 898 01:04:08,089 --> 01:04:09,340 - Sure, sure Patty. 899 01:04:09,674 --> 01:04:10,758 I'll fix you a drink. 900 01:04:11,092 --> 01:04:15,971 - Thank you. 901 01:04:15,972 --> 01:04:17,807 - 14 inches long. 902 01:04:18,141 --> 01:04:20,727 That was no flasher that was a fucking horse. 903 01:04:22,645 --> 01:04:26,107 - Look, I've got to help. 904 01:04:26,441 --> 01:04:28,234 I've got to do something. 905 01:04:28,568 --> 01:04:31,570 - Oh no, not again. 906 01:04:31,571 --> 01:04:32,947 - It's my duty to my sister. 907 01:04:35,533 --> 01:04:36,743 - What about your problem? 908 01:04:37,076 --> 01:04:38,870 John's coming home tonight. 909 01:04:41,122 --> 01:04:43,875 - (sighs) My sister is blind, 910 01:04:45,168 --> 01:04:47,336 she'll be walking around bumping into things 911 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:49,005 for the rest of her life. 912 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:52,717 She'll need a cane. 913 01:04:53,051 --> 01:04:57,430 - I know Penny, but if medical science can't do anything 914 01:04:57,764 --> 01:04:58,890 what can we do? 915 01:05:00,391 --> 01:05:02,685 (upbeat music) 916 01:05:03,019 --> 01:05:04,061 - Got it. 917 01:05:04,062 --> 01:05:05,937 I know it will work. 918 01:05:05,938 --> 01:05:07,023 She'll see again. 919 01:05:11,069 --> 01:05:13,613 (organ music) 920 01:05:15,406 --> 01:05:16,574 - [Penny] Who's she? 921 01:05:16,908 --> 01:05:18,951 - He said his wife ran off with the Frenchman 922 01:05:19,285 --> 01:05:21,287 so he picked her up and brought her over here. 923 01:05:21,621 --> 01:05:22,871 - Oh, okay. 924 01:05:22,872 --> 01:05:25,166 - Penny, this really isn't necessary. 925 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,918 - I'm setting a certain mood. 926 01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:29,170 I want to try a little experiment. 927 01:05:29,504 --> 01:05:32,423 - Well, she can't see a fucking thing anyway. 928 01:05:32,757 --> 01:05:34,175 - It's the atmosphere that counts. 929 01:05:34,509 --> 01:05:36,928 I know what I'm doing I've had experience. 930 01:05:37,261 --> 01:05:41,808 Now Patty, as painful as it might be for you 931 01:05:42,141 --> 01:05:46,938 I want you to try to remember exactly how it happened. 932 01:05:47,688 --> 01:05:49,774 Relive the experience. 933 01:05:50,108 --> 01:05:51,109 - I don't like this idea. 934 01:05:51,442 --> 01:05:53,903 - I saw it on TV one time. 935 01:05:54,237 --> 01:05:55,238 This girl had been raped-- 936 01:05:55,571 --> 01:05:56,697 - Jesus, will you shut the fuck up. 937 01:05:57,031 --> 01:05:58,240 This is serious. 938 01:05:58,241 --> 01:05:59,659 - [Lou] I'm getting horny. 939 01:05:59,992 --> 01:06:01,744 - My God, you're all sex crazed. 940 01:06:02,078 --> 01:06:03,286 - [Patty] Shut up. 941 01:06:03,287 --> 01:06:04,162 Now where was I? 942 01:06:04,163 --> 01:06:05,832 Oh, okay. 943 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,294 - Tell us, tell us what happened Patty. 944 01:06:12,547 --> 01:06:13,673 - Okay, I'll try. 945 01:06:14,006 --> 01:06:16,050 I'll try if you all just keep quiet for a minute. 946 01:06:18,928 --> 01:06:20,680 I'd gone to the store to get some prunes. 947 01:06:21,013 --> 01:06:22,056 - [Lou] Very tacky. 948 01:06:23,850 --> 01:06:26,686 - Anyway, I turned the corner and there he stood. 949 01:06:27,019 --> 01:06:29,230 He was fingering the cantaloupes, one at a time, 950 01:06:29,564 --> 01:06:31,607 just fingering them, each one. 951 01:06:33,025 --> 01:06:37,155 He was wearing a raincoat, it was a London Fog I think. 952 01:06:40,908 --> 01:06:42,910 He looked so sexy standing there 953 01:06:43,244 --> 01:06:45,413 and then he rolled around... 954 01:06:48,166 --> 01:06:50,084 And I just can't go on, it's just too painful. 955 01:06:51,043 --> 01:06:53,713 - Oh go on, you must tell us. 956 01:06:54,046 --> 01:06:56,256 You can. 957 01:06:56,257 --> 01:07:00,428 - All right, his back was to me, he turned around, 958 01:07:01,971 --> 01:07:04,724 and he ripped open his raincoat, and there it was. 959 01:07:05,057 --> 01:07:06,893 A real meat shot. 960 01:07:07,226 --> 01:07:09,103 It hung halfway to his knees. 961 01:07:09,437 --> 01:07:11,022 And I'll never see it again. 962 01:07:11,355 --> 01:07:13,482 I'll never be able to touch it, to see it rise. 963 01:07:13,816 --> 01:07:14,941 - That's it. 964 01:07:14,942 --> 01:07:16,986 You've got to feel one. 965 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,238 Then you'll get over the fear. 966 01:07:19,572 --> 01:07:23,075 - Where are you going to find a 14 inch dick? 967 01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:32,001 - What is going on here? 968 01:07:32,335 --> 01:07:34,962 - Shh, we're helping Patty, she's gone blind. 969 01:07:37,089 --> 01:07:38,424 - She fears the cock. 970 01:07:38,758 --> 01:07:41,385 - Penny, I do not understand what's going on. 971 01:07:44,847 --> 01:07:47,975 - [Lou] Oh my God, Glenda has a cock. 972 01:07:50,811 --> 01:07:52,897 - [John] Penny, what the hell are you doing? 973 01:07:53,231 --> 01:07:56,400 - Uh, John, just be quiet and watch. 974 01:07:56,734 --> 01:07:57,984 - [Lou] This I gotta see 975 01:07:57,985 --> 01:07:59,904 Hey no stop it 976 01:08:00,321 --> 01:08:04,533 Hey no stop it, we are here to help Patty let her try 977 01:08:06,702 --> 01:08:10,957 Come on Patty, Patty you've got to try 978 01:08:18,923 --> 01:08:21,300 Faster, faster, I didn't know you people were so depraved 979 01:08:21,759 --> 01:08:24,095 Such animal lust 980 01:08:24,887 --> 01:08:26,806 It's no use, it will never work 981 01:08:27,265 --> 01:08:30,893 Of course not, that thing is too small you need a donkey dick 982 01:08:31,227 --> 01:08:33,562 A dildo? 983 01:08:33,896 --> 01:08:35,731 John you will have to help 984 01:08:37,233 --> 01:08:38,317 John? 985 01:08:39,402 --> 01:08:41,320 John 986 01:08:41,654 --> 01:08:44,615 You'll have to do this, it's our only chance, 987 01:08:44,949 --> 01:08:48,369 she'll never see again 988 01:08:56,085 --> 01:08:59,672 Patty, feel it 989 01:09:00,589 --> 01:09:02,757 Oh my god 990 01:09:02,758 --> 01:09:10,758 Oh my god 991 01:10:41,524 --> 01:10:43,401 John! 992 01:10:44,026 --> 01:10:45,945 John, you're getting hard! 993 01:10:46,779 --> 01:10:48,697 Lou look! 994 01:10:49,031 --> 01:10:50,783 Johns getting a hard on 995 01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:56,705 Penny I've got to try it, it's my last chance 996 01:10:57,456 --> 01:11:00,334 It's 20*20 or the cane! 997 01:11:06,715 --> 01:11:08,968 John 998 01:11:09,301 --> 01:11:11,220 You've got to try 999 01:11:31,782 --> 01:11:33,701 Try Patty, try! 1000 01:11:45,588 --> 01:11:47,506 I can see! 1001 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,633 I can see! It's a miracle 1002 01:11:49,967 --> 01:11:52,136 It's a miracle, it's a fucking miracle 1003 01:11:57,683 --> 01:12:00,603 Now it's my turn! 1004 01:12:00,936 --> 01:12:02,730 My eye sight hasn't been good either! 1005 01:12:04,899 --> 01:12:12,899 I'm so happy Patty 1006 01:15:38,779 --> 01:15:40,698 I'm so proud of you John 1007 01:15:41,699 --> 01:15:43,951 Our problems are solved 1008 01:15:53,877 --> 01:15:55,796 (people yelling) 1009 01:16:15,899 --> 01:16:18,402 Hard Soap Hard Soap was filmed before a dead audience in 1010 01:16:18,736 --> 01:16:19,903 Cucamonga California 1011 01:16:22,865 --> 01:16:24,783 (Vinegar Syndrome theme)