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Hello?

2
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Are you OK in there?

3
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Fuck yeah!

4
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Hey, guys.

5
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I really gotta pee

6
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and there's two jackasses
in the bathroom

7
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- screwing around.
- That'd be Tom and Janet.

8
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Yeah, you're better off
peeing off the balcony.

9
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- Really?
- They'll be a while.

10
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- Just... great.
- There's good.

11
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So, they've done this before?

12
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Yeah, every time they come here.

13
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What?

14
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I mean, who am I to judge
a young, dating couple

15
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and their hormones, right?

16
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- They're not young.
- Yeah, and they're not dating.

17
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Are they newlyweds or something?

18
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No, they've been together
14 years.

19
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Fuck off! Are you serious?

20
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You're trying to tell me that
a couple that's been married

21
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- for 14 years...
- Arthur!

22
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This is Tom and Janet.

23
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Oh. Arthur, is it?

24
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It is. Nice to meet you.

25
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Oh, hi. I'm Janet.
I'm his wife.

26
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- Cool.
- We've been married 14 years.

27
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- I'm sorry?
- Oh, when you walked up

28
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you were saying something
about a couple

29
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that's been married 14 years?

30
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I don't... I don't think I was

31
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actually, I was maybe misheard.

32
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- Arthur and I work together.
- Oh, really?

33
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God, that must be so much fun.

34
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Yeah. It's fun as shit.

35
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- Unfortunately, we have to go.
- Oh!

36
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Thank you for the invite.
It was a great party.

37
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- Drive safe.
- Bye, guys.

38
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Yeah.

39
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Safe drive for you.

40
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They're pod people.

41
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- They're going home for round 2.
- What?

42
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That was just the pre-fuck.

43
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- Bullshit!
- Nope.

44
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It's gotta be an act.
I don't buy it.

45
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I guarantee you,
those people are just

46
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as miserable as everybody else.

47
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I fucking love you.

48
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I fucking love you, too.

49
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Hey. Karen texted me.

50
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They wanna get dinner tonight.

51
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You OK with that?

52
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Sure.

53
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Hey, babe?
Can you make me an omelette?

54
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Sure.

55
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Hi, baby.

56
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You cleaned!

57
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And you did all the laundry.

58
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Just trying to make
things easier for my girl.

59
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Oh...

60
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- Long day?
- Ugh!

61
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Mm-hmm.

62
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I expected that.

63
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A massage for me?

64
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I didn't treat you right
this morning.

65
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Oh, that's OK.

66
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I never should have asked you
to make that omelette.

67
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I could've made that omelette.

68
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Oh, babe.

69
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Now, how about you lie down
on the bed

70
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and I'll make you feel better?

71
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Well, there's another way
you could make me feel better.

72
00:08:01,987 --> 00:08:03,364
And that is...?

73
00:08:08,953 --> 00:08:10,120
Oh, hey.

74
00:08:10,537 --> 00:08:11,956
Did you get any writing
done today?

75
00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:13,123
Oh, yeah.

76
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I finished a chapter.

77
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Oh!

78
00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:17,962
I'm so proud of you.

79
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Man, I'm hungry.

80
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Oh, me too.

81
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What do you wanna do for dinner?

82
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Dinner!

83
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

84
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Sorry we're late.

85
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We lost track of time and, uh...

86
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You know how it is.

87
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Yeah. No, no, we don't.

88
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Oh! I could eat
the whole fucking menu.

89
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Some bread?

90
00:08:50,286 --> 00:08:52,621
Thank you. Dinner was great.

91
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We need to talk
about this weekend.

92
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Oh, yeah. We are very excited.

93
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Thank you for inviting us.

94
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It's gonna be great to get out
of town for a little bit.

95
00:09:03,591 --> 00:09:04,883
What is this?

96
00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,594
That is your deposit.

97
00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:08,012
I don't understand.

98
00:09:08,262 --> 00:09:11,557
Uh, it seems that's there's one
less room than we thought, so...

99
00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:13,766
Less rooms?

100
00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:15,519
Yeah.
We're just one couple over.

101
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We're really sorry
that we have to do this.

102
00:09:17,563 --> 00:09:19,315
Oh, no! It's no problem at all.

103
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We can... we'll sleep
on a couch or anywhere, really.

104
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- We're easy.
- No, no, no, no.

105
00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:25,321
You guys...
Too much money...

106
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Don't worry about the money.
We're fine.

107
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- OK, well, I think...
- Everyone hates you.

108
00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:34,913
What?

109
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Nobody hates us!

110
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Why would they hate us?

111
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Cos you're a fucking nightmare.

112
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You really don't get it, do you?

113
00:09:45,925 --> 00:09:49,011
OK. Tom, before
they brought the food out

114
00:09:49,637 --> 00:09:51,347
you slipped a napkin
over to your wife.

115
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Maybe.

116
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Did you write something on it?

117
00:10:02,191 --> 00:10:03,359
No.

118
00:10:04,193 --> 00:10:07,071
Janet, you were texting
during dinner, right?

119
00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:09,406
I don't know, I...

120
00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,158
I would have to check.

121
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,993
It was your husband, wasn't it?

122
00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:14,828
I'm sor... Uh...
What was the question?

123
00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:17,706
We have tolerated
this ridiculous behaviour

124
00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:18,999
for so long

125
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,626
but we can't do it anymore.

126
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,503
Ridiculous behaviour?

127
00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,296
Oh, come on.
You never fight.

128
00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:26,465
You're always so happy,
always in love.

129
00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,259
You can't keep your hands off
each other

130
00:10:28,342 --> 00:10:31,053
for five goddamn seconds,
and it's just so weird.

131
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,097
We love each other.

132
00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:35,342
I mean, isn't that what people
who love each other do?

133
00:10:36,642 --> 00:10:38,811
You're fucking Martians, OK?

134
00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:44,650
Is this how
the whole group feels?

135
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,193
- Yes.
- 100%, yes.

136
00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:47,528
One thousand per cent.

137
00:10:48,529 --> 00:10:49,822
Two thousand per cent.

138
00:10:53,742 --> 00:10:54,910
Uh...

139
00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:58,038
I can see that you guys
are upset.

140
00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:00,958
But if you're unhappy

141
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:03,502
or there's something wrong
with your marriage

142
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:05,462
that's not on us.

143
00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:08,173
I love my wife.

144
00:11:08,257 --> 00:11:09,425
She loves me.

145
00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:10,593
She's my best friend.

146
00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,428
I enjoy her company.

147
00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:14,888
And I'm never gonna apologise
for that.

148
00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:19,184
We are not the weird ones.

149
00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,167
You just grabbed his dick,
didn't you?

150
00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:27,318
What? No.

151
00:11:27,401 --> 00:11:29,612
I dropped...
I dropped something.

152
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,364
I did.

153
00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:45,252
Babe, we're not the weird ones.

154
00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,254
- No.
- OK? They're not happy.

155
00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:48,714
That has nothing to do with us.

156
00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:49,877
You're right. You're right.

157
00:11:49,924 --> 00:11:51,300
- We're cool.
- Yeah, totally.

158
00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,469
This is the way marriage
is supposed to be.

159
00:11:53,719 --> 00:11:55,304
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

160
00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:58,891
We're not... Martians.

161
00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:00,100
Mmm.

162
00:12:02,686 --> 00:12:03,938
Oh...

163
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,731
I love you.

164
00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:43,936
Nicely done.

165
00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:46,897
And...

166
00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:48,440
coffee.

167
00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,567
My Martian.

168
00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:06,750
Maybe we could go see
a movie tonight

169
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,210
after I get home...

170
00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:10,378
Uh, hello.

171
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,423
Can I help you?

172
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:14,717
Yes, ma'am.
I work for the city.

173
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:16,885
Is there a problem?

174
00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,346
There's a matter
I need to discuss with you

175
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,598
and your husband.

176
00:13:21,348 --> 00:13:23,183
Well...
Can we do this later?

177
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,435
I'm on my way to work.

178
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,603
We cannot.

179
00:13:25,686 --> 00:13:28,439
But I promise it will only take
a moment of your time.

180
00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:31,275
OK.

181
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:32,860
Come on in.

182
00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:43,537
So, you work for the city?

183
00:13:43,704 --> 00:13:44,747
I do not.

184
00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:46,957
- Oh, but you...
- I did say that

185
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,167
but I don't.

186
00:13:50,169 --> 00:13:52,838
It was the only way you'd
let me through the front door.

187
00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:58,928
We are prepared
to take full responsibility

188
00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,179
for our mishap.

189
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,057
- Mishap?
- Yes.

190
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:06,685
I think we're gonna need some
kind of an explanation here.

191
00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,730
You see, every few years

192
00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:12,441
we encounter someone with a...

193
00:14:13,108 --> 00:14:14,108
defect.

194
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:19,073
But two people
with a malfunction

195
00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:20,908
that...

196
00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:24,036
that is what we call a rarity.

197
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:31,961
The law of diminished returns

198
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:35,172
is a biological
defense mechanism.

199
00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:40,594
Perception and enjoyment
taper off as time goes by.

200
00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:41,929
This is by design.

201
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,223
It is a primary element
of your survival.

202
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,141
- Design?
- Survival?

203
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600
Yes.

204
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,603
You two, both of you, are...

205
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,022
missing this mechanism.

206
00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:55,276
Bullshit.

207
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:58,779
You have sex every day

208
00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,115
2.5 times a day on average.

209
00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:05,661
I'm talking about
traditional intercourse.

210
00:15:06,829 --> 00:15:08,664
I'm not even including
oral pleasure

211
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,083
or various forms of foreplay.

212
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,378
You rarely fight

213
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:18,173
and when you do, you forgive
each other almost immediately.

214
00:15:19,258 --> 00:15:20,509
I could've made that omelette.

215
00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:23,804
And I'm talking about
actual forgiveness.

216
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,514
No accumulated resentment.

217
00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:27,224
No passive-aggressive behaviour.

218
00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:29,226
Sir, I don't know
who the hell you are.

219
00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:31,895
Now.

220
00:15:35,149 --> 00:15:36,149
Ah.

221
00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:40,988
Your problems...

222
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,490
end today.

223
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:47,661
After the injections

224
00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:51,874
you will wake up tomorrow
just like everyone else.

225
00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:55,586
You'll feel exactly
like everyone else.

226
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:01,425
Oh, and we are also prepared
to give you

227
00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:03,719
a financial compensation

228
00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:06,180
as a token of our apology.

229
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:10,559
I'd like you to leave our house.

230
00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:11,727
Afraid I can't do that.

231
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,479
Yeah, I'll throw you out
the goddamn door.

232
00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:15,648
- That will not work.
- Then we'll call the cops.

233
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:17,066
There's nothing
they can do here.

234
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,568
There's nothing anyone
can do here.

235
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:25,407
We operate on a higher level
of authority.

236
00:16:26,784 --> 00:16:30,162
If you need a minute or two
to process this information

237
00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,206
that's perfectly acceptable,
but...

238
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:34,249
please understand, this

239
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,585
is a good thing.

240
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,922
You will finally be normal.

241
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:42,341
This is fucking lunacy.

242
00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:44,134
Are you OK, sweetie?

243
00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:46,470
Why don't you go get
a glass of water?

244
00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:58,190
I don't understand.
Do we have to take the shot?

245
00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,108
- We don't have a choice?
- No.

246
00:17:00,317 --> 00:17:02,486
You do not have a choice
in the matter

247
00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:05,155
and I'm not leaving
until I inject both of you.

248
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,070
I didn't know what to do.

249
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,702
I forgive you.

250
00:17:56,415 --> 00:18:00,836
How to get rid of a dead body...

251
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,256
Here we go.

252
00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:08,761
"He became a person of interest

253
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,388
when the police found
his search history."

254
00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:19,980
Number one...

255
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:22,608
chopping up a body.

256
00:18:24,151 --> 00:18:25,861
- I don't wanna chop up a body.
- No.

257
00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:28,030
- Seems difficult.
- Yeah, I won't do that.

258
00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:29,406
OK. Number two...

259
00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:31,158
acid.

260
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:33,494
- How would that work?
- I don't know, but remember

261
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,704
<i>they did it on that episode
of Breaking Bad.</i>

262
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,208
- Oh.
- Ew.

263
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,585
- No.
- No, that was gross.

264
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:42,669
Body soup.

265
00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:44,588
I think we're
over-complicating this.

266
00:18:57,309 --> 00:18:58,477
You OK?

267
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,482
I...

268
00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:05,901
I did this.

269
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:07,903
It was self-defense.

270
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:09,530
Yeah, but it...

271
00:19:09,738 --> 00:19:12,074
It was self-defense.

272
00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,203
- OK.
- OK.

273
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,454
OK.

274
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,799
Somebody is going
to come looking for him.

275
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,175
We don't know that.

276
00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,635
Yes, we do.

277
00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,721
And I don't want to be here
when that happens.

278
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:34,930
Where do you wanna go?

279
00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:38,350
I don't know. Anywhere.
I mean, literally anywhere.

280
00:19:38,851 --> 00:19:40,728
Oh, my God.

281
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,649
- Should I?
- Go ahead.

282
00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:48,861
Hi, Karen!

283
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,988
<i>I just wanted
to call and apologise.</i>

284
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:53,115
<i>I think we may have been
a little harsh last night.</i>

285
00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:54,533
Thanks.

286
00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,493
<i>Look, if you guys
are still interested</i>

287
00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:57,971
<i>in getting out of town
for the weekend</i>

288
00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,955
<i>we'd love for you to come
on the couple's trip.</i>

289
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,586
Uh, I...
That sounds great.

290
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:07,338
We would love to.

291
00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:08,505
<i>Perfect.</i>

292
00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,925
<i>I'll text you the address
and the code for the front gate.</i>

293
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,676
Amazing!

294
00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,804
See you tomorrow. Bye.

295
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:19,600
Is this a good idea?

296
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,393
You said anywhere.

297
00:21:04,603 --> 00:21:06,814
Someone's gonna come
looking for him, right?

298
00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,024
- Yeah.
- Evidence.

299
00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:11,694
Oh, shit.

300
00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:13,487
Because he was never here.

301
00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:30,254
- Holy shit.
- What?

302
00:21:30,337 --> 00:21:31,589
What is it? What's wrong?

303
00:21:32,673 --> 00:21:34,508
- Holy shit.
- What?

304
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:37,845
It was a prank.

305
00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:40,139
What was a prank?

306
00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:41,765
The whole thing.

307
00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:43,684
The guy, the briefcase.

308
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,519
Someone was fucking with us.

309
00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:47,855
Think about it.

310
00:21:48,522 --> 00:21:50,024
One of two things happened.

311
00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,358
Option one...

312
00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:54,069
Some guy
from a mysterious organisation

313
00:21:54,153 --> 00:21:56,405
shows up to our door
with a briefcase

314
00:21:56,697 --> 00:22:00,034
and a big speech
about how our marriage

315
00:22:00,117 --> 00:22:01,577
is some kind of accident

316
00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:03,829
or option two...

317
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,707
one of our friends
thought they would be funny

318
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,710
and send some guy,
probably an actor, to our door

319
00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:12,963
with a ridiculous speech
about how our happiness

320
00:22:13,422 --> 00:22:15,299
was some kind of malfunction.

321
00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:19,136
I mean, which scenario
makes more sense?

322
00:22:21,055 --> 00:22:22,765
Oh, my God, it was a prank.

323
00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:25,476
- It was a fucking prank.
- Yeah.

324
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:31,273
And we killed him.

325
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:35,486
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.

326
00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,075
That's why they re-invited us.

327
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:42,284
He never called.

328
00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:44,620
And they knew
that something went wrong.

329
00:22:46,956 --> 00:22:48,207
What are we gonna do?

330
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,585
We have to pretend
like nothing ever happened.

331
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:53,003
We can't seem suspicious.

332
00:22:53,087 --> 00:22:55,422
- He never showed up to our door.
- Exactly.

333
00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:02,763
Who do you think it was?

334
00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:04,181
I don't know.

335
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,058
It could be Val and Karen

336
00:23:06,475 --> 00:23:08,018
Patricia, Donald

337
00:23:08,852 --> 00:23:10,771
Carla and Maude, Richard.

338
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:12,731
I don't...
it could be everybody.

339
00:23:16,568 --> 00:23:18,153
There's only one way
to find out.

340
00:23:26,453 --> 00:23:27,830
- Code?
- Oh, yeah.

341
00:23:28,455 --> 00:23:29,748
3-9-2.

342
00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:33,919
- And then you push pound.
- Yeah.

343
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:52,855
It's just a regular
couple's weekend.

344
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,148
- Right.
- Yeah.

345
00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:57,276
We're here to have a good time.

346
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,986
Sweet good times.

347
00:24:11,123 --> 00:24:12,458
Someone's already here.

348
00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:15,085
- You recognise that car?
- No.

349
00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:25,387
Hey! The first couple
has arrived.

350
00:24:25,471 --> 00:24:26,639
- Hey!
- Well, besides me

351
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:27,890
and dumbass Donald.

352
00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:30,017
How did we land a place so nice?

353
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,769
Oh, five couples
is the magic number.

354
00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:33,520
This shit's expensive,
but we split it

355
00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,940
five ways and we get to spend
the weekend in style.

356
00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:38,984
- Is, uh... Is that your car?
- No.

357
00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:41,737
No, the Lexus is in the shop.
That's just the shitty loaner.

358
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:43,072
Oh, no, I like the...

359
00:24:43,155 --> 00:24:44,949
- I like the... colour of it.
- Mmm.

360
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:47,284
Nobody likes that colour, girl.

361
00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:48,994
That car is trash.

362
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,330
Let me show you
round the nice place.

363
00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:52,998
Donald went for a swim.

364
00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:55,125
- There's a pool?
- And a hot tub.

365
00:24:55,209 --> 00:24:57,127
- Who wants a tour?
- Oh, I do.

366
00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:06,178
Here's the living
room and the fireplace

367
00:25:06,428 --> 00:25:09,515
and the bar where we're all
gonna get hammered later.

368
00:25:09,765 --> 00:25:11,809
I even saw some puzzles
if you're into that

369
00:25:11,892 --> 00:25:13,185
kinda nerdy thing.

370
00:25:13,769 --> 00:25:15,062
Look at these doors.

371
00:25:15,354 --> 00:25:17,481
It's like we're in a goddamn
sci-fi movie.

372
00:25:19,358 --> 00:25:21,860
<i>Wait. Whatever happened
to MTV Cribs?</i>

373
00:25:21,944 --> 00:25:23,362
I feel like I'd be great at it.

374
00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:26,156
<i>We are all
interested in the future</i>

375
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,409
<i>for that is where you and I
are going to spend</i>

376
00:25:28,492 --> 00:25:29,952
<i>the rest of our lives.</i>

377
00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:31,328
And there's a screening room.

378
00:25:31,412 --> 00:25:32,997
- Cool!
- Wonder what movies they have?

379
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,331
Oh, this black and white one

380
00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:36,750
<i>Hudson Hawk and The Adventures
of Ford Fairlane.</i>

381
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,294
Here is the kitchen.

382
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,045
- I mean, check this out.
- Wow!

383
00:25:40,129 --> 00:25:41,880
Built-in espresso maker.

384
00:25:41,964 --> 00:25:42,964
Oh, my God.

385
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:44,883
Fancy microwave.

386
00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:47,511
Camouflage refrigerator.

387
00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:49,638
Yeah, this place is great.

388
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:52,057
This is the sink.
Tom can take a bath in there.

389
00:25:52,141 --> 00:25:53,451
- Like a bath tub.
- I mean, the stove

390
00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:55,769
isn't as good as the one
in my house but this'll do.

391
00:25:55,853 --> 00:25:57,313
Oh, maybe Val will cook for us.

392
00:25:57,396 --> 00:25:59,815
No, he said he doesn't wanna
"work on vacation".

393
00:26:00,107 --> 00:26:01,650
I was like, "Fuck you, Val.

394
00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:04,361
Make us something delicious,
man!" Chefs suck.

395
00:26:04,612 --> 00:26:07,740
Any room on this floor is yours
for the taking

396
00:26:07,823 --> 00:26:10,367
except for the master,
because I found this place

397
00:26:10,451 --> 00:26:11,869
I call dibs.
Them's the rules.

398
00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,873
- Oh, how about this one?
- Oh, no, that's not a bedroom.

399
00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:21,003
- What the hell?
- Oh, uh, yeah.

400
00:26:21,086 --> 00:26:23,589
The owner of this house
is a big game hunter.

401
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,469
Rich people love
to shoot things.

402
00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:30,971
Who am I to judge
the wealthy, huh?

403
00:26:32,056 --> 00:26:34,183
Shall we find you guys
a real bedroom

404
00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:35,434
that you can sleep in?

405
00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:37,853
So there's a gun room?

406
00:26:38,312 --> 00:26:40,648
Is there a strange room
filled with guns?

407
00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:42,399
Yes.
Is that normal?

408
00:26:42,691 --> 00:26:43,734
Probably not.

409
00:26:43,817 --> 00:26:45,945
But let's focus on the positive,
shall we?

410
00:26:46,028 --> 00:26:47,821
We are in a super cool mansion.

411
00:26:47,905 --> 00:26:50,532
There's a pool,
there are puzzles

412
00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,368
there's automatic doors.

413
00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,036
What else could you want
in a house?

414
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:55,788
We're gonna have
a killer weekend.

415
00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,710
Hella nice, am I right?

416
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,213
Like I said, it'll do.

417
00:27:06,382 --> 00:27:08,509
You're telling me this
isn't the master bedroom?

418
00:27:08,634 --> 00:27:10,135
No, they're all this big.

419
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:14,098
Hey, um, not to get too serious

420
00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:16,517
but I'm happy that you're here.

421
00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,435
I'm glad they changed
their minds.

422
00:27:18,852 --> 00:27:23,023
Oh, so... you didn't vote us
off the island?

423
00:27:23,357 --> 00:27:25,109
No, somebody's gotta
have your back.

424
00:27:25,234 --> 00:27:26,819
It wasn't a unanimous decision?

425
00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:30,572
You know what?
Who cares about all that drama

426
00:27:30,656 --> 00:27:33,242
right now, right?
Like, it's party time.

427
00:27:33,325 --> 00:27:34,660
It's not drama time.

428
00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:35,953
Hm.

429
00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:37,871
I'll let you two get situated.

430
00:27:38,414 --> 00:27:40,332
I know you need
your private time.

431
00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:45,129
We're not gonna have sex.

432
00:27:45,337 --> 00:27:46,337
Uh-huh.

433
00:27:49,675 --> 00:27:52,636
If it was a prank, I don't think
Patricia was a part of it.

434
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,096
She was perfectly normal.

435
00:27:54,722 --> 00:27:57,516
What about me?
Was I perfectly normal?

436
00:27:58,559 --> 00:27:59,559
What do you mean?

437
00:27:59,602 --> 00:28:02,146
I mean, was it obvious
that I killed a guy

438
00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:03,939
and buried him in the woods
last night?

439
00:28:04,356 --> 00:28:06,400
You didn't give off
that vibe at all.

440
00:28:06,984 --> 00:28:08,110
Awesome.

441
00:28:10,946 --> 00:28:12,197
What about Donald?

442
00:28:14,158 --> 00:28:16,368
Maybe you should go have a chat.

443
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,538
See if he goes on
the list of suspects.

444
00:28:20,372 --> 00:28:21,665
I'll suit up.

445
00:28:46,398 --> 00:28:47,900
That's why I play percussion.

446
00:28:58,744 --> 00:29:00,871
Just gonna send this email
and then I will be

447
00:29:00,996 --> 00:29:02,122
completely ready.

448
00:29:02,623 --> 00:29:03,749
That's OK. I got it.

449
00:29:03,832 --> 00:29:05,584
Sure? You got yours?
OK. I'll grab mine.

450
00:29:07,169 --> 00:29:08,212
OK.

451
00:29:09,255 --> 00:29:10,381
It's nice.

452
00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:12,007
Yeah.
It's really nice.

453
00:29:13,259 --> 00:29:15,219
- They did good.
- Yeah. They really did.

454
00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,185
Is that their fucking car?

455
00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:26,063
- Hey!
- Hi.

456
00:29:26,188 --> 00:29:27,690
- Hey.
- Um...

457
00:29:27,773 --> 00:29:29,024
I thought you uninvited them.

458
00:29:29,108 --> 00:29:31,151
Carla, Maude, good to see you.

459
00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:32,319
- Hi!
- Hey!

460
00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,905
Oh, my God.
It's great to see you too.

461
00:29:35,072 --> 00:29:36,448
Oh, wow.
I'm so glad you made it.

462
00:29:36,657 --> 00:29:38,075
Well, I'm gonna go to the pool.

463
00:29:39,368 --> 00:29:41,203
Just to be clear,
it's not great to see them

464
00:29:41,287 --> 00:29:42,997
and I'm really not glad
they made it.

465
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,123
That was clear.

466
00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,049
How's it going, Donald?

467
00:29:56,802 --> 00:29:58,304
Forgot you guys were coming out.

468
00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:02,766
Yeah, we made it.

469
00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:04,393
Enjoying the pool?

470
00:30:06,353 --> 00:30:07,396
Yeah.

471
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,029
Can I have one of those beers?

472
00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:24,913
Can I have one of those beers,
Donald?

473
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,459
Sorry, man. Yeah. Sure.

474
00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:32,254
Thanks.

475
00:30:35,841 --> 00:30:37,051
Psych!

476
00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:40,930
Good one.

477
00:30:41,847 --> 00:30:42,932
You got me.

478
00:30:49,063 --> 00:30:50,147
Oh...

479
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,524
Your husband's in a good mood.

480
00:30:52,858 --> 00:30:54,735
Oh?
Was he being a shit?

481
00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:57,321
- You could say that.
- I'm sorry.

482
00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:59,323
That seems to be
his default mode lately.

483
00:30:59,865 --> 00:31:01,033
It's not about me?

484
00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:03,368
No.

485
00:31:03,452 --> 00:31:06,080
No. He just hates the world
and everyone in it.

486
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,163
Trust me.

487
00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:09,124
You guys doing OK?

488
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:12,044
Was the Hindenburg OK?

489
00:31:16,298 --> 00:31:18,133
Hey, Don-Don.
You enjoy the pool?

490
00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:20,844
Who the fuck is Don-Don?

491
00:31:21,637 --> 00:31:24,390
Figured I'd give everyone fun
nicknames for the weekend.

492
00:31:24,765 --> 00:31:26,183
Can I get a different one?

493
00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:28,060
I don't know if I can
deal with Don-Don.

494
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,189
Nice tits, bro.

495
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,027
To be continued.

496
00:31:38,153 --> 00:31:40,406
Something's going on
with Donald, but...

497
00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:43,367
I don't think
it has anything to do with us.

498
00:31:44,994 --> 00:31:47,329
What about Carla and Maude?

499
00:31:47,454 --> 00:31:48,998
Oh.

500
00:31:49,164 --> 00:31:50,916
I mean, they were
not happy to see me

501
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,669
but I don't know
if that means anything or not.

502
00:31:54,336 --> 00:31:55,713
Is Richard here yet?

503
00:31:56,005 --> 00:31:58,799
Not yet. I guess
he's bringing his fiancé?

504
00:31:58,924 --> 00:32:00,092
Oh! That'll be nice.

505
00:32:00,175 --> 00:32:02,636
- I like Lucile.
- Not Lucile.

506
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,346
I think he got a new one.

507
00:32:04,471 --> 00:32:05,889
Really?
When did that happen?

508
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,099
I don't know.

509
00:32:07,182 --> 00:32:08,976
I guess her name is Gretel?

510
00:32:09,184 --> 00:32:10,519
And she's in a band.

511
00:32:11,437 --> 00:32:15,316
Tricia told me she has, like,
500,000 Instagram followers.

512
00:32:22,323 --> 00:32:23,532
Hello.

513
00:32:30,372 --> 00:32:31,957
We have to pretend like

514
00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:34,919
everything's perfectly normal,
right?

515
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,880
Well, obviously,
it's the most important thing.

516
00:32:38,297 --> 00:32:42,593
Hmm. Well, we have been here
for two whole hours

517
00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:43,886
and we haven't fucked yet.

518
00:32:43,969 --> 00:32:46,555
Hmm.
Someone might get suspicious.

519
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,108
<i>The law...</i>

520
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:00,277
<i>deception... deception...</i>

521
00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,113
<i>I could've made that omelette.</i>

522
00:33:03,447 --> 00:33:04,823
What if we aren't normal?

523
00:33:05,407 --> 00:33:06,659
Are you OK?

524
00:33:07,326 --> 00:33:08,369
What if...

525
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,162
maybe...

526
00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:11,664
maybe this is weird.

527
00:33:11,747 --> 00:33:13,624
Maybe we are weird.

528
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,961
Maybe there is something
wrong with us.

529
00:33:17,711 --> 00:33:19,129
There's nothing wrong with us.

530
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,840
Do you know what this is?

531
00:33:23,384 --> 00:33:24,635
What? What is it?

532
00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:27,054
This is love, baby.

533
00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,058
Oh...

534
00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:36,146
Yeah, you...

535
00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:40,067
Remember where you left off?

536
00:33:42,278 --> 00:33:44,780
Think so.
Alright, my head was here

537
00:33:44,863 --> 00:33:46,448
and I was doing this.

538
00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:26,966
Hey, I was
expecting you guys hours ago.

539
00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:30,552
Yeah, we had some...
complications.

540
00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:32,137
Is everything alright?

541
00:35:32,721 --> 00:35:34,098
It will be.

542
00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:38,936
Richard. Gretel, is it?

543
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:41,605
- Did you guys carpool with them?
- Yeah.

544
00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,195
Patricia, uh, there's something

545
00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,406
in the back of our car

546
00:35:50,489 --> 00:35:53,033
I think you're gonna find
interesting.

547
00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,027
Mother of God.

548
00:36:37,077 --> 00:36:39,538
Yo! Everybody's here
and Val brought

549
00:36:39,622 --> 00:36:41,457
some motherfucking pizza!

550
00:36:43,792 --> 00:36:46,003
I guess Val brought
some motherfucking pizza.

551
00:36:46,587 --> 00:36:48,422
Could you help me with this?

552
00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:50,925
Thank you.

553
00:36:54,762 --> 00:36:55,763
Ready?

554
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:56,889
Ready.

555
00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:58,682
So he says to me

556
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:00,684
"There's something
in the back of my car

557
00:37:00,768 --> 00:37:02,978
you might find interesting."

558
00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:04,647
- Gross.
- And yeah, I know.

559
00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:06,190
He's basically
taunting me, right?

560
00:37:06,273 --> 00:37:09,234
But I go anyway even though,
like, I have no clue

561
00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,153
what's gonna be in there,
knowing this guy

562
00:37:11,236 --> 00:37:14,198
it could be
a fucking python or like

563
00:37:14,281 --> 00:37:16,200
I don't know, a dead body maybe?

564
00:37:16,283 --> 00:37:17,534
Oh, stop...

565
00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:19,411
Let me say this
for once and for all.

566
00:37:19,495 --> 00:37:20,746
It was a medical cadaver

567
00:37:20,829 --> 00:37:22,206
it wasn't a real dead body, OK?

568
00:37:22,289 --> 00:37:23,332
- It was...
- OK.

569
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,751
Well, like, you know,
knowing Val and his antics

570
00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,336
- could be anything.
- Wait.

571
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,088
What do you mean
fucking Val's antics?

572
00:37:29,171 --> 00:37:30,565
- What're you talking about?
- Are you telling me

573
00:37:30,589 --> 00:37:32,275
you don't know about
your husband's hobbies?

574
00:37:32,299 --> 00:37:33,676
- No. I don't.
- Just stop.

575
00:37:33,759 --> 00:37:37,179
OK. This guy basically
traumatised me in college.

576
00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,059
I may have dabbled
in a prank here and there.

577
00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:43,602
- Oh, gross.
- Here or there.

578
00:37:43,686 --> 00:37:45,896
If I were to describe you
in one sentence from back then

579
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,023
it would be "the guy
who pranks people."

580
00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:49,387
You were...
you're the prankster.

581
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:51,860
That was a long time ago, OK?

582
00:37:51,944 --> 00:37:54,071
I have changed.
I am an adult, OK?

583
00:37:54,154 --> 00:37:56,198
That's not me anymore.
I don't do that.

584
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,617
Didn't you tell me
about a time that Val

585
00:37:58,701 --> 00:38:01,578
had, like, an FBI agent come
to your college or something?

586
00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:05,165
Oh, my God!
Yes, I almost forgot about that.

587
00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:07,042
Wait. An FBI agent?

588
00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:10,087
- CIA, technically.
- Oh, technically!

589
00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:11,171
Yes, yes.

590
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,756
So this guy comes to class

591
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,842
all official, like,
badge and everything.

592
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,510
Yeah.
He says Val needs to help

593
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,053
with some secret
government project.

594
00:38:18,137 --> 00:38:19,847
Yeah, he needs to take him
away immediately

595
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:22,099
and he needs to finish
his test at a later date.

596
00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,892
There's no way that worked.

597
00:38:23,976 --> 00:38:25,686
Mmm. It worked.

598
00:38:25,894 --> 00:38:27,694
You know that might be
the only prank of yours

599
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,231
that wasn't, like,
mean-spirited.

600
00:38:29,315 --> 00:38:30,983
Do you think
of yourself as a sociopath

601
00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:31,984
or psychopath?

602
00:38:32,067 --> 00:38:34,111
Are you kidding me?
Look, I didn't do anything

603
00:38:34,194 --> 00:38:36,614
that's mean-spirited.
That was a joke.

604
00:38:37,406 --> 00:38:38,866
- It's a joke.
- Val.

605
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:41,827
You can't just like revisionist
history this whole thing.

606
00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:43,078
I was there, OK?

607
00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:45,748
I got PTSD from all the shit
you pulled.

608
00:38:45,914 --> 00:38:46,914
OK.

609
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,834
She's exaggerating, OK?
It was not that bad.

610
00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,878
- No. I'm not exaggerating.
- It's not a big deal.

611
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,713
Well, I'm not a fan of pranks.

612
00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:53,964
I think they're sadistic.

613
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,051
Alright.
I'm gonna put some tunes on.

614
00:38:57,134 --> 00:39:00,262
Take this party in a less
introspective direction, OK?

615
00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:03,807
Can't wait to see
what kinda music he puts on.

616
00:39:03,891 --> 00:39:04,892
Hey, guys.

617
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:06,101
He has worse taste in music

618
00:39:06,185 --> 00:39:07,770
<i>than the jet
from the movie Stealth.</i>

619
00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:13,567
<i>My friend,
we cannot keep this a secret</i>

620
00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:14,860
<i>any longer...</i>

621
00:39:16,236 --> 00:39:17,696
- Val?
- I think so.

622
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:19,615
- Karen?
- I don't know.

623
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,367
Well, maybe you should
go outside

624
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,327
and bum a cigarette from her.

625
00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:24,536
I don't smoke.

626
00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:26,330
Desperate times, honey.

627
00:39:27,122 --> 00:39:28,374
Maybe you should smoke.

628
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,334
I don't wanna smoke.

629
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,419
- OK, I'll smoke.
- OK. Good.

630
00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,672
But just be smooth.

631
00:39:34,964 --> 00:39:35,965
Duh.

632
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:45,057
- Hey.
- Hey.

633
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:46,350
You got an extra?

634
00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:48,269
Since when do you smoke?

635
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:50,145
Since all the time.

636
00:39:51,272 --> 00:39:52,398
OK.

637
00:40:10,249 --> 00:40:11,917
I just want you to know
there's no...

638
00:40:12,751 --> 00:40:14,837
hard feelings
about what was said at dinner.

639
00:40:15,004 --> 00:40:16,338
Oh, you mean the other night?

640
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:18,924
That's awfully big of you.

641
00:40:21,427 --> 00:40:22,845
It's your fault, you know.

642
00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:24,638
What is?

643
00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:28,350
Things don't have to be
awkward between us.

644
00:40:28,434 --> 00:40:29,643
It's not awkward.

645
00:40:30,019 --> 00:40:32,139
We haven't had a real
conversation since Thanksgiving.

646
00:40:34,481 --> 00:40:35,941
She never would've known.

647
00:40:40,654 --> 00:40:42,031
You had to be so noble,
didn't you?

648
00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:43,316
I would never do that to her.

649
00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,534
- But you've done it before.
- We dated for a week

650
00:40:45,618 --> 00:40:47,538
when we were in our 20s.
I hadn't even met Janet.

651
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,080
- But we had sex, didn't we?
- What's your point?

652
00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:52,166
My point is exes hook up
all the time.

653
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,001
It doesn't even really count
as an affair.

654
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,628
It does in my book.

655
00:40:56,211 --> 00:40:58,130
Your book is fucking stupid.

656
00:41:04,845 --> 00:41:06,597
Don't you ever want
something different?

657
00:41:07,473 --> 00:41:10,517
Don't you ever get sick
of the same pussy?

658
00:41:12,561 --> 00:41:14,104
You're talking about my wife.

659
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,815
- This is not appropriate.
- Fuck appropriate.

660
00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:19,151
Tell me the truth.

661
00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:21,368
Do you really still enjoy
having sex with her?

662
00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:22,863
- Of course.
- How?

663
00:41:25,074 --> 00:41:26,450
Because she's my favourite.

664
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,206
Barf.

665
00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:10,536
Look, you got stuff going on

666
00:42:10,619 --> 00:42:12,180
I've got stuff going on.
I got a bunch...

667
00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:13,580
Do you?
Do you have stuff going on?

668
00:42:13,622 --> 00:42:15,833
- Got a bunch of stuff I'm...
- What are you working on?

669
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,543
It's...
Let me know if it sucks

670
00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,086
but, like, a restaurant for cats

671
00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,380
- right, and their owners.
- Right. Yeah.

672
00:42:21,463 --> 00:42:22,506
Purr-fect.

673
00:42:22,631 --> 00:42:24,091
Business seems to be good.

674
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,760
Yeah, I mean, the expansion
was entirely Maude's idea

675
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,604
so I can't really take
credit for that but...

676
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,931
The restaurant with no name.

677
00:42:33,309 --> 00:42:34,393
And no menu.

678
00:42:35,394 --> 00:42:37,104
So, you... you and Richard?

679
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,106
Seems like it's going good?

680
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,358
No, my Richard is terrible.

681
00:42:41,442 --> 00:42:42,860
Oh, your fiancé Richard?

682
00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,737
Yeah, he is a terrible person.

683
00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:47,281
What about your relationship?
How's that going?

684
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:49,116
Good.

685
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:50,701
No, dude. Honestly...

686
00:42:50,784 --> 00:42:53,184
- that sounds like a great idea.
- Fight Club the Restaurant.

687
00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:55,664
First rule of Fight Club
the Restaurant?

688
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,416
Make a reservation.

689
00:42:59,919 --> 00:43:01,045
You're not gonna get drunk

690
00:43:01,128 --> 00:43:02,838
and play your saxophone again,
are you?

691
00:43:04,131 --> 00:43:05,131
No.

692
00:43:59,228 --> 00:44:00,479
Oh, my God.

693
00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:02,022
What? What's wrong?

694
00:44:02,231 --> 00:44:05,359
This is Armageddon.
This is the end of all things.

695
00:44:05,901 --> 00:44:07,611
We are out of fucking booze.

696
00:44:08,362 --> 00:44:09,947
Oh, no.
That's not a big deal.

697
00:44:10,030 --> 00:44:12,032
- The fuck it isn't, Janet.
- No, it's just

698
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:13,951
isn't there a store close by?

699
00:44:14,076 --> 00:44:15,786
Yes, but it's closing soon

700
00:44:15,869 --> 00:44:17,997
and none of us
are in any condition to drive.

701
00:44:20,249 --> 00:44:23,002
Well, I haven't had
anything to drink.

702
00:44:24,503 --> 00:44:25,629
You're shitting me.

703
00:44:25,838 --> 00:44:28,090
No, I could totally do
a quick booze run.

704
00:44:29,758 --> 00:44:30,759
Janet.

705
00:44:31,927 --> 00:44:33,220
You're a goddamn hero.

706
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,687
Go with God, Janet.

707
00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:44,690
And bring back all the booze.

708
00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:47,359
All of it.

709
00:44:59,038 --> 00:45:00,873
- Gretel?
- Yeah.

710
00:45:03,042 --> 00:45:06,045
Uh, I was just...
I'm gonna go on a booze run.

711
00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:07,338
Did you wanna come?

712
00:45:07,630 --> 00:45:09,590
Could I ride shotgun?

713
00:45:10,466 --> 00:45:11,592
Yeah, totally.

714
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,889
Uh...

715
00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:24,229
You set?

716
00:45:27,441 --> 00:45:29,318
Hey, do you mind
if I ask a question?

717
00:45:30,277 --> 00:45:31,403
What's your deal?

718
00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:34,073
Oh, I ate a whole bag
of weed gummy bears.

719
00:45:34,156 --> 00:45:35,741
I'm extremely high.

720
00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:37,701
OK!

721
00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:39,453
That makes sense.

722
00:45:41,789 --> 00:45:43,457
What do you think?
You have a preference?

723
00:45:44,792 --> 00:45:46,835
- The duck one.
- Huh.

724
00:46:10,484 --> 00:46:12,945
<i>We operate on a higher level...</i>

725
00:46:13,696 --> 00:46:15,072
<i>of authority.</i>

726
00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,829
<i>We operate...</i>

727
00:46:22,621 --> 00:46:24,248
<i>on a higher level...</i>

728
00:46:24,665 --> 00:46:26,500
<i>of authority.</i>

729
00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,844
Hey.

730
00:46:37,177 --> 00:46:38,762
- What are you doing?
- Oh!

731
00:46:39,221 --> 00:46:40,306
Uh...

732
00:46:41,515 --> 00:46:42,850
nothing.

733
00:46:46,145 --> 00:46:47,354
Everything's fine.

734
00:47:20,012 --> 00:47:21,597
Hey, is everything alright?

735
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,140
<i>- I saw him.
- Who?</i>

736
00:47:23,515 --> 00:47:26,352
I saw the dead guy.
Our dead guy.

737
00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:29,271
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure as shit.

738
00:47:29,563 --> 00:47:31,190
And he wasn't dead?

739
00:47:31,273 --> 00:47:33,317
More like the exact opposite.

740
00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,027
- Where was this?
- At the store.

741
00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:36,987
- At the grocery store.
- Maybe it was just

742
00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:38,447
someone who looked like him.

743
00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:41,325
- It's $322.12.
- Hang on.

744
00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,703
<i>- Here you go!
- Gracias.</i>

745
00:47:45,913 --> 00:47:48,540
<i>Look, we buried
a guy in the woods.</i>

746
00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:50,709
Look, I am on your side.
I got your back.

747
00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:51,961
<i>You know that.</i>

748
00:47:52,461 --> 00:47:55,172
I'm just considering
the options.

749
00:47:59,802 --> 00:48:02,513
And if you say you saw

750
00:48:02,721 --> 00:48:05,724
a dead guy walking around
a grocery store

751
00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:10,354
<i>then you saw a dead guy
walking around a grocery store.</i>

752
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,439
<i>- I believe you.
- Thank you.</i>

753
00:48:19,738 --> 00:48:21,115
I don't know,
maybe you're right.

754
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,909
Maybe it is just stress.

755
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:03,741
I just had what you could call
a confirmation.

756
00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:06,869
He's alive.
He's alive as fuck.

757
00:49:19,298 --> 00:49:20,966
Have you been here
the whole time?

758
00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:23,177
I have.

759
00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:28,410
- Do you know where Patricia is?
- Are you still talking to me?

760
00:49:32,686 --> 00:49:33,771
- Hey.
- Hey.

761
00:49:33,854 --> 00:49:35,230
- Have you seen Patricia?
- Why?

762
00:49:35,397 --> 00:49:37,358
I need to borrow her set of keys
for the house.

763
00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,526
Why do you need a set of keys?

764
00:49:40,069 --> 00:49:41,737
I accidentally
locked our door upstairs

765
00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:43,340
and I need to get something
from our room.

766
00:49:43,364 --> 00:49:44,740
Oh, well, I have an extra set.

767
00:49:44,823 --> 00:49:46,033
Oh, great.

768
00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,618
Can I borrow them?

769
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:55,000
Door's not gonna unlock itself.

770
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,710
What do you say,
you and I go upstairs

771
00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,420
- for a quick...
- Oh, great, OK.

772
00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:00,589
Make sure I get those back!

773
00:50:01,090 --> 00:50:02,466
What was that, honey?

774
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,080
Nothing.
I wasn't talking to you.

775
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:14,603
Fuck you, gun room.

776
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,976
- Keys?
- Thanks.

777
00:50:54,101 --> 00:50:56,604
One of these days, we will fuck.

778
00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:57,687
Ah.

779
00:50:58,522 --> 00:50:59,648
Do you hear me?

780
00:51:31,847 --> 00:51:33,849
- Are you OK?
- Yeah. Are you OK?

781
00:51:33,933 --> 00:51:36,310
- I was just worried about you.
- No. Everything's fine.

782
00:51:37,102 --> 00:51:39,021
- Take a deep breath.
- OK.

783
00:51:39,355 --> 00:51:40,648
I realised something.

784
00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,733
We've been doing this all wrong.

785
00:51:42,983 --> 00:51:44,526
But now I know
what we need to do.

786
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,111
What?

787
00:51:46,195 --> 00:51:50,574
"When you try to avoid conflict,
you create conflict."

788
00:51:51,158 --> 00:51:52,451
- Who said that?
- I don't know.

789
00:51:52,534 --> 00:51:53,786
Bruce Lee, maybe?

790
00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:56,664
We've been trying to play it
cool and see who knows what

791
00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,457
but that's not
getting us anywhere.

792
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,043
It's time for us to put
our dicks on the table.

793
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,090
Hey!

794
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:10,094
Which one of you
knows about this shit?

795
00:52:11,887 --> 00:52:13,097
My puzzle!

796
00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:14,807
Oh, sh... I'm sorry, man.

797
00:52:15,057 --> 00:52:17,226
I spent four hours on this thing
and you just...

798
00:52:17,726 --> 00:52:18,726
Fuck!

799
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,812
Sorry, man.

800
00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,400
Does this briefcase
look familiar to anyone?

801
00:52:26,318 --> 00:52:27,403
Nope.

802
00:52:29,321 --> 00:52:30,489
No one?

803
00:52:30,823 --> 00:52:32,032
W-what's going on here?

804
00:52:32,157 --> 00:52:34,493
Oh, what?
Even Captain Prankdick

805
00:52:34,576 --> 00:52:35,703
over here is gonna pretend

806
00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,538
he's never seen
this briefcase before?

807
00:52:37,871 --> 00:52:39,373
Really? Prankdick?
Thank you.

808
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:40,708
The hell is going on?

809
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,227
Yeah, I think
we're missing some things

810
00:52:42,251 --> 00:52:44,378
- like, all the things.
- Mm-hmm.

811
00:52:44,753 --> 00:52:46,839
You're all really gonna act
like you have no idea

812
00:52:46,922 --> 00:52:48,090
what we're talking about?

813
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:53,053
Uh, yeah.
Maybe because we really don't.

814
00:52:53,178 --> 00:52:55,180
Hey, here's a thought,
why don't you guys

815
00:52:55,264 --> 00:52:57,766
just stop being so goddamn vague
and explain yourselves?

816
00:53:00,436 --> 00:53:01,604
They don't know.

817
00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:05,232
Um, yeah. I would say
it's pretty fucking obvious

818
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:06,984
we have no idea
what you're talking about.

819
00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:08,652
Do you wanna let us in?

820
00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:12,531
Well, I guess we better
tell them everything.

821
00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:14,700
Woohoo!
Story time!

822
00:53:14,783 --> 00:53:17,077
But I need a drink.
And I'm also so tired.

823
00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:18,829
Can we please sit down
in the living room?

824
00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:35,638
OK.

825
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,099
Not fully sure why we needed
to see you act all of that out

826
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:41,310
but I do think
we're all caught up.

827
00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:44,396
A-ha! I knew it!
No one is that happy naturally.

828
00:53:44,897 --> 00:53:47,691
Wait, you don't actually
believe this shit, do you?

829
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,318
I think you guys
are full of shit.

830
00:53:49,401 --> 00:53:51,481
I mean, there's no way that
actually happened, right?

831
00:53:51,570 --> 00:53:53,572
- Come on!
- Come on, dude.

832
00:53:53,656 --> 00:53:55,324
Tom and Janet
are a lot of things

833
00:53:55,407 --> 00:53:56,909
no offense,
but they're not liars.

834
00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:58,619
I mean, if it happened

835
00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:01,455
that doesn't necessarily mean
that shit does anything.

836
00:54:01,747 --> 00:54:03,141
Anything could be
in those syringes.

837
00:54:03,165 --> 00:54:04,885
- It could be Ecto Cooler.
- Wait, you guys.

838
00:54:04,917 --> 00:54:07,127
You're focusing on
the wrong fucking thing here.

839
00:54:07,253 --> 00:54:08,754
They killed somebody.

840
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,382
Well, I understand
how you would think that

841
00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,509
but he's not dead anymore

842
00:54:13,842 --> 00:54:17,763
so... I didn't really
kill anyone.

843
00:54:17,846 --> 00:54:19,848
Yeah, I'll be honest,
I'm feeling a little weird

844
00:54:19,932 --> 00:54:21,201
about the whole murder part too.

845
00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:22,518
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

846
00:54:22,768 --> 00:54:24,853
I don't know
if it's murder per se.

847
00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:27,606
I mean, look,
you got a weird dude

848
00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:29,525
he comes in your house
with, like, big needles

849
00:54:29,608 --> 00:54:30,818
that's a tough situation.

850
00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:33,404
I say it's more like
self-defense, you know?

851
00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:35,322
Maybe I would do the same thing.

852
00:54:36,282 --> 00:54:38,117
- I said "maybe."
- Alright.

853
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,868
So, you have this briefcase

854
00:54:39,952 --> 00:54:41,870
with these syringes in it,
all day

855
00:54:41,996 --> 00:54:44,581
but you don't say anything
until now? Why?

856
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:46,791
W...

857
00:54:48,377 --> 00:54:49,753
They thought you did it.

858
00:54:50,129 --> 00:54:51,922
What? No. Me?

859
00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,674
Yes!
Or somebody in this room

860
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,884
- but most likely you.
- OK. Yeah, yeah.

861
00:54:55,968 --> 00:54:58,554
I, um, I sent a guy
to your house

862
00:54:58,637 --> 00:55:01,181
<i>and made him give you,
like, some Twilight Zone speech</i>

863
00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:03,142
about your sex life?
Guilty.

864
00:55:03,642 --> 00:55:06,478
Uh, yeah. That sounds exactly
like something you'd do, right?

865
00:55:07,229 --> 00:55:09,356
- No, it doesn't.
- Yes, it does.

866
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,025
- OK. Screw you, Patricia.
- Alright.

867
00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:12,943
Screw you, Captain Prankfuck.

868
00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:15,195
Well, it was Prankdick,
actually.

869
00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:18,115
Yes. That is much better.
Captain Prankdick!

870
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,840
You think your friends
would do something

871
00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:20,993
that fucked up to you?

872
00:55:21,076 --> 00:55:24,622
It was made very clear
that you all have a problem

873
00:55:24,705 --> 00:55:26,707
with our marriage
and how we make you feel.

874
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,430
I don't have a problem
with your marriage.

875
00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:30,669
Babe, I mean, don't lie.

876
00:55:30,836 --> 00:55:31,921
I'm not lying.

877
00:55:32,379 --> 00:55:34,506
We complain
about these people all the time.

878
00:55:34,673 --> 00:55:36,675
Yeah, everybody
talks shit about everybody.

879
00:55:36,759 --> 00:55:37,635
That's just life.

880
00:55:37,718 --> 00:55:40,179
That's just how it works
but wasn't I the only one

881
00:55:40,262 --> 00:55:42,640
who was upset
when you uninvited them?

882
00:55:43,015 --> 00:55:44,808
Yeah, OK.
Yes. That's true.

883
00:55:44,892 --> 00:55:45,893
See? There you go.

884
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,520
Look. The question is,
what do we do now?

885
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,984
OK, well...

886
00:55:54,693 --> 00:55:56,028
Like Donald said, I mean

887
00:55:56,111 --> 00:55:59,031
none of us actually know
what's in these things.

888
00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:00,366
Yeah.
Could be horse piss.

889
00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:01,992
Yeah, it could be horse piss.

890
00:56:03,202 --> 00:56:04,536
I mean, how do we find out?

891
00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:10,125
Does anyone know a scientist?

892
00:56:13,963 --> 00:56:15,172
Oh, I do.

893
00:56:16,006 --> 00:56:17,049
You do?

894
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,228
What do you want?

895
00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:31,146
<i>Jesus, Arthur,
what's with the hostility?</i>

896
00:56:31,230 --> 00:56:33,023
You guys seem to be
having a great time.

897
00:56:33,065 --> 00:56:35,276
<i>I told people not to post
pictures on social media.</i>

898
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:37,403
I didn't want anyone
to feel left out.

899
00:56:37,486 --> 00:56:40,698
Oh, that's so great of you.
Thanks.

900
00:56:40,781 --> 00:56:41,782
<i>Alright. Relax.</i>

901
00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:43,701
<i>Listen,
it's a couple's trip, Arthur.</i>

902
00:56:43,784 --> 00:56:46,120
Oh, so I'm penalised
because my wife left me?

903
00:56:46,954 --> 00:56:48,580
You know what? Never mind.

904
00:56:48,664 --> 00:56:49,915
I was calling to invite you

905
00:56:49,999 --> 00:56:51,726
but if you're gonna have
an attitude about it...

906
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,919
No. No, no, no. No.
I'm sorry.

907
00:56:54,169 --> 00:56:58,257
Um, I just got hurt feelings.
That's what happened.

908
00:56:58,424 --> 00:56:59,758
<i>So, I would love to come.</i>

909
00:56:59,925 --> 00:57:02,469
Alright. Wonderful.
I'll text you the details.

910
00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:04,555
Great. That means a lot.
Thank you.

911
00:57:04,638 --> 00:57:05,764
<i>Um, one more thing.</i>

912
00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:08,601
Do you have a microscope?

913
00:57:14,523 --> 00:57:15,923
Yeah, of course
I have a microscope.

914
00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:18,777
Alright. Arthur's too fucking
high to drive right now

915
00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:20,741
so he's gonna get up
really early in the morning

916
00:57:20,779 --> 00:57:22,156
and he's gonna be here
first thing.

917
00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:24,575
He's gonna bring his microscope
and after breakfast

918
00:57:24,658 --> 00:57:25,938
we're gonna look
in the syringes.

919
00:57:26,327 --> 00:57:29,955
Great. So, what do you say,
maybe we call it a night?

920
00:57:30,164 --> 00:57:31,540
Everybody get some sleep.

921
00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:33,125
You wanna get some sleep?

922
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:36,629
There is a guy stalking you
who will not die.

923
00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:38,714
How are any of us
gonna get any sleep?

924
00:57:38,797 --> 00:57:41,091
Oh, chill out,
you friggin' baby.

925
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,660
We're in the safest place
on Earth.

926
00:57:42,843 --> 00:57:44,553
This house is a fortress.

927
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:48,599
Let me show you. There are
motion sensors outside.

928
00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:50,601
There are sensors
on all the doors.

929
00:57:50,726 --> 00:57:52,478
There are sensors
on the windows.

930
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,480
<i>Alarm system activated.</i>

931
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:56,398
No one
is getting in here tonight

932
00:57:56,482 --> 00:57:57,602
without us knowing about it.

933
00:57:57,650 --> 00:58:00,069
Yeah, well, I don't know
about all of you guys

934
00:58:00,194 --> 00:58:01,946
but I don't personally
feel comfortable

935
00:58:02,029 --> 00:58:04,615
sleeping in the same house
with a couple of murderers.

936
00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:07,326
Oh, fuck off, Carla.
Why would anyone murder you?

937
00:58:07,493 --> 00:58:09,286
Chill out, Patricia.
Alright, that's rude.

938
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:10,371
Maybe I'm wrong.

939
00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,223
Maybe there are plenty
of reasons to murder you.

940
00:58:12,247 --> 00:58:14,917
If you're that worried about it,
lock your goddamn door, OK?

941
00:58:15,584 --> 00:58:17,586
Anybody else have any issues?

942
00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:21,715
Great. Then I'll see you all
tomorrow morning.

943
00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:23,175
Maybe Val
will make us breakfast.

944
00:58:23,676 --> 00:58:25,386
You can make
your special poached eggs.

945
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,846
Actually, I don't like
to cook on vacation.

946
00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:30,015
- Oh, my God...
- What?

947
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,183
For me...

948
00:59:00,879 --> 00:59:02,047
Are you OK?

949
00:59:03,799 --> 00:59:04,842
Yeah.

950
00:59:07,386 --> 00:59:09,597
I'm gonna go downstairs.
Do you want anything?

951
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,349
Oh, would you get me
a glass of water?

952
00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,196
You know, it's all starting
to make sense now.

953
00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:29,617
All that romantic talk
and your morals

954
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,410
it's all bullshit.

955
00:59:34,663 --> 00:59:36,874
- It's not bullshit.
- You're lying to yourself.

956
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:41,003
You didn't turn me down
because she's your "favourite."

957
00:59:47,426 --> 00:59:48,677
Goodnight, Karen.

958
00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:55,726
Sweet dreams.

959
01:00:25,256 --> 01:00:26,632
We don't have to do this.

960
01:00:29,218 --> 01:00:30,427
What, have to?

961
01:00:31,804 --> 01:00:33,806
We don't have to
keep up appearances.

962
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:37,810
Oh.

963
01:00:39,019 --> 01:00:40,187
OK.

964
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,835
Uh, did you bring me that water?

965
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,212
I forgot.

966
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,458
Do you think anyone suspects us?

967
01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:46,253
No, I think we're in the clear.

968
01:01:47,630 --> 01:01:48,631
Right?

969
01:01:49,882 --> 01:01:51,091
Maybe.

970
01:02:58,367 --> 01:02:59,535
No.

971
01:03:13,299 --> 01:03:15,426
- Honey?
- Go back to bed, sweetie.

972
01:03:16,051 --> 01:03:18,095
OK, honey...

973
01:04:46,058 --> 01:04:48,227
- Why?
- I was curious.

974
01:04:49,770 --> 01:04:51,814
Why should we wait
to see what's in it?

975
01:04:52,606 --> 01:04:54,191
I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.

976
01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:58,737
Are you sure about that?

977
01:05:02,283 --> 01:05:03,826
Because I'm feeling
some interest.

978
01:06:11,727 --> 01:06:12,937
This is wrong.

979
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:04,506
We don't have
to keep up appearances.

980
01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:05,716
Remember?

981
01:08:31,617 --> 01:08:33,743
- Hey, how'd you sleep?
- Not now, Karen.

982
01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:38,499
Sorry.

983
01:08:52,638 --> 01:08:54,555
That was not there yesterday.

984
01:09:04,483 --> 01:09:05,960
Do you know
how much sugar is in that?

985
01:09:05,984 --> 01:09:07,569
When is the scientist dude
getting here?

986
01:09:08,069 --> 01:09:09,571
- Patricia.
- We don't know.

987
01:09:09,697 --> 01:09:12,573
Patricia.
How did you find this house?

988
01:09:13,033 --> 01:09:15,493
On the internet. On Airbnb,
like everyone finds a house.

989
01:09:15,828 --> 01:09:17,496
Can I see
the confirmation email?

990
01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:19,999
- Dude, what is your problem?
- What's going on?

991
01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:23,085
Where did you take that?

992
01:09:23,167 --> 01:09:25,004
It's in the living room,
above the fireplace.

993
01:09:26,589 --> 01:09:28,591
- What?
- Where did you get this house?

994
01:09:29,591 --> 01:09:31,676
You wanna...
You wanna just tell them?

995
01:09:36,265 --> 01:09:37,265
Mmm.

996
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,188
I was looking for a house

997
01:09:43,272 --> 01:09:44,857
for this weekend on the internet

998
01:09:44,982 --> 01:09:47,526
and this guy from work
saw what I was doing

999
01:09:47,609 --> 01:09:50,863
and he overheard that my husband
got laid off and he felt bad.

1000
01:09:52,948 --> 01:09:54,408
Look,
I lost my job six weeks ago.

1001
01:09:55,868 --> 01:09:56,994
We sold the Lexus.

1002
01:09:57,077 --> 01:09:58,597
We haven't been able
to pay our mortgage

1003
01:09:58,621 --> 01:10:00,914
now we're having what is
commonly referred to as

1004
01:10:00,998 --> 01:10:02,166
money problems.

1005
01:10:02,249 --> 01:10:04,668
He offered us his place.

1006
01:10:04,793 --> 01:10:06,337
And I thought,
"What's the harm?"

1007
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,339
Like, this place is rad

1008
01:10:08,422 --> 01:10:10,382
and you guys all wanted to, like

1009
01:10:10,466 --> 01:10:12,676
pay to have a good time
this weekend.

1010
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,095
So what does it matter
where I got it from, y'know?

1011
01:10:15,179 --> 01:10:16,472
You took our money though?

1012
01:10:16,555 --> 01:10:18,599
Is this the guy?
Is this him?

1013
01:10:18,891 --> 01:10:20,100
Yeah. So?

1014
01:10:20,225 --> 01:10:21,894
He's the guy with the briefcase.

1015
01:10:22,811 --> 01:10:24,104
We're in his fucking house.

1016
01:10:24,772 --> 01:10:25,940
Oh, that's not good.

1017
01:10:26,106 --> 01:10:28,817
Well, he's watching us, so...

1018
01:10:28,901 --> 01:10:30,527
W-what do you mean watching us?

1019
01:10:30,611 --> 01:10:32,279
I just... I know
he's got cameras.

1020
01:10:33,155 --> 01:10:34,155
Where?

1021
01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:37,076
There's definitely a good view
of that couch over there.

1022
01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:38,159
Oh, shit.

1023
01:10:40,079 --> 01:10:41,997
Hey, guys.
Just a quick question.

1024
01:10:42,331 --> 01:10:44,208
Why the shit are we still here?

1025
01:10:45,251 --> 01:10:46,293
Yeah, that's a good point.

1026
01:10:46,377 --> 01:10:47,977
Let's discuss my fuck-up
at a later date.

1027
01:10:48,087 --> 01:10:49,255
- Great!
- Yeah.

1028
01:10:53,050 --> 01:10:55,261
- Hey, what about your stuff?
- Who cares?

1029
01:10:55,344 --> 01:10:56,345
We'll buy new shit.

1030
01:10:57,054 --> 01:10:58,847
- Maybe a little closer.
- How much closer?

1031
01:10:59,014 --> 01:11:00,307
- Don't hit it.
- Of course not.

1032
01:11:00,391 --> 01:11:01,433
I'm not trying to hit it.

1033
01:11:01,517 --> 01:11:03,286
It's how close I have to be
for the sensor to work.

1034
01:11:03,310 --> 01:11:04,937
It should be here,
like, the machine's...

1035
01:11:04,979 --> 01:11:06,939
I'm underneath. I'm at
the gate. There's no...

1036
01:11:07,022 --> 01:11:08,902
I can't go any further
without hitting the gate.

1037
01:11:08,941 --> 01:11:10,941
- Just try to back up.
- Back up and move up to it?

1038
01:11:10,985 --> 01:11:12,695
Didn't you feel
that there was just...

1039
01:11:13,112 --> 01:11:14,363
I just got the distinct vibe

1040
01:11:14,446 --> 01:11:16,699
there was gonna be some
weird sex game.

1041
01:11:16,782 --> 01:11:18,784
If we stay in there
one more minute

1042
01:11:18,867 --> 01:11:20,507
- we're seeing dicks.
- We're seeing dick.

1043
01:11:22,329 --> 01:11:24,206
Why are they honking at us?

1044
01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:26,000
We can't open the gate either!

1045
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,418
- Won't open!
- Guys.

1046
01:11:27,501 --> 01:11:29,378
Gate's not working.

1047
01:11:29,461 --> 01:11:31,523
- You gotta move forward!
- Gotta figure out the gate.

1048
01:11:31,547 --> 01:11:33,632
We don't need to move forward

1049
01:11:33,716 --> 01:11:35,342
- or back...
- There's a censor!

1050
01:11:35,426 --> 01:11:36,427
I know that, Pat!

1051
01:11:36,510 --> 01:11:38,012
I want you to move your car back

1052
01:11:38,095 --> 01:11:39,513
so I can move my car forward.

1053
01:11:39,638 --> 01:11:41,056
You have to go forward

1054
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,017
- not backward.
- Is there a garage door opener

1055
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:44,268
in the garage we could use?

1056
01:11:44,351 --> 01:11:45,671
That would open
the garage, dummy.

1057
01:11:45,728 --> 01:11:47,038
- Ugh.
- I'm gonna try to reset it.

1058
01:11:47,062 --> 01:11:48,063
Babe, don't touch it.

1059
01:11:48,147 --> 01:11:49,457
- Ladies, ladies, ladies.
- Can you not...

1060
01:11:49,481 --> 01:11:50,983
Ladies, ladies,
ladies, ladies...

1061
01:11:51,108 --> 01:11:52,526
Gentleman, gentleman, gentleman!

1062
01:11:52,610 --> 01:11:55,195
Look, sorry.
I'm gonna hop this bitch.

1063
01:11:55,404 --> 01:11:57,448
Hey! Remember our conversation.

1064
01:11:57,531 --> 01:11:59,408
You're not allowed
to use that word anymore.

1065
01:11:59,491 --> 01:12:01,493
It's a special consideration
for the situation.

1066
01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,751
Is he breathing?

1067
01:12:11,962 --> 01:12:13,172
You OK?

1068
01:12:15,883 --> 01:12:18,260
Let's go. Let's go.
OK, let's go.

1069
01:12:19,595 --> 01:12:21,013
OK. Let's move out.

1070
01:12:21,096 --> 01:12:22,097
Guys.

1071
01:12:22,139 --> 01:12:23,724
- We're not getting out of here.
- What?

1072
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,684
- Why isn't the gate open?
- I...

1073
01:12:25,768 --> 01:12:27,978
- What the hell happened?
- The gate's electrified.

1074
01:12:28,062 --> 01:12:29,563
- What?
- Is Don-Don OK?

1075
01:12:29,730 --> 01:12:31,732
- Who the fuck is Don-Don?
- Oh, fuck.

1076
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:34,002
I forgot I was giving everyone
nicknames for the weekend.

1077
01:12:34,026 --> 01:12:35,694
I feel like I put my dick
in a socket.

1078
01:12:39,281 --> 01:12:41,075
- Everyone, stay calm.
- Whoa, whoa.

1079
01:12:41,241 --> 01:12:43,077
- You have a gun?
- It's not mine.

1080
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,244
Then whose is it?

1081
01:12:44,328 --> 01:12:45,663
I got it from the gun room.

1082
01:12:45,746 --> 01:12:46,997
There's a gun room?

1083
01:12:47,081 --> 01:12:47,998
Yeah.

1084
01:12:48,082 --> 01:12:50,417
There's a gun room
and an electrified fence?

1085
01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:52,294
Patricia,
what a great vacation spot!

1086
01:12:52,378 --> 01:12:54,129
Well done. Zero stars.

1087
01:12:54,213 --> 01:12:55,673
OK. I made a mistake.

1088
01:12:55,756 --> 01:12:57,424
Get off my dick. Jesus.

1089
01:12:58,550 --> 01:13:00,177
I think we should
go back inside.

1090
01:13:00,386 --> 01:13:02,680
Uh, yeah.
That's not happening. So...

1091
01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:14,733
Jesus, why would you have this?

1092
01:13:14,984 --> 01:13:16,819
Are you sure you wanna do that?

1093
01:13:16,902 --> 01:13:18,487
Does anybody have a better idea?

1094
01:13:20,364 --> 01:13:21,490
OK.

1095
01:13:32,251 --> 01:13:34,169
Where the fuck
is all the furniture?

1096
01:15:02,508 --> 01:15:03,508
Where's Gretel?

1097
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,806
<i>The hell you been?</i>

1098
01:15:08,889 --> 01:15:10,641
<i>The bathroom, jeez.
Hold your horses.</i>

1099
01:15:15,312 --> 01:15:17,564
You had everybody waiting,
and it's rude.

1100
01:15:21,610 --> 01:15:22,778
Now what?

1101
01:15:26,907 --> 01:15:29,243
<i>You are all going to have a talk</i>

1102
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:33,038
<i>and then this will all be over.</i>

1103
01:15:34,707 --> 01:15:35,749
A...

1104
01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:37,835
a talk?

1105
01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:42,339
Wait. We just have to talk?

1106
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,884
Yeah? Like, no weird sex shit?

1107
01:15:46,719 --> 01:15:50,264
<i>There will be
no weird sex stuff, just a chat.</i>

1108
01:15:51,432 --> 01:15:52,600
Well, that's good.

1109
01:15:52,725 --> 01:15:56,270
<i>It's time for everyone
to be honest with each other.</i>

1110
01:16:00,357 --> 01:16:01,525
I'm not going first.

1111
01:16:02,109 --> 01:16:04,903
I feel like everybody knows
I'm broke now, so...

1112
01:16:05,279 --> 01:16:07,114
Yeah, we don't have
any other secrets.

1113
01:16:10,909 --> 01:16:13,329
Do you have anything
you'd like to share, Tom?

1114
01:16:16,790 --> 01:16:17,958
Karen, how about you?

1115
01:16:20,419 --> 01:16:21,587
Can't think of anything.

1116
01:16:22,379 --> 01:16:24,214
Karen fucked my husband
last night.

1117
01:16:25,591 --> 01:16:26,591
Ooh.

1118
01:16:27,509 --> 01:16:28,509
OK.

1119
01:16:28,969 --> 01:16:30,763
Well, at least
you're not denying it.

1120
01:16:33,182 --> 01:16:34,266
That's not true.

1121
01:16:39,104 --> 01:16:40,314
It's fucking true?

1122
01:16:43,442 --> 01:16:45,069
She injected me in my sleep.

1123
01:16:47,571 --> 01:16:48,906
What, with the horse piss?

1124
01:16:57,081 --> 01:16:59,541
OK, I had sex
with Tom last night.

1125
01:17:00,542 --> 01:17:01,877
Fuck it. I'll admit it, but...

1126
01:17:02,336 --> 01:17:04,713
just to clarify, I didn't
inject you with anything.

1127
01:17:06,257 --> 01:17:07,508
What?

1128
01:17:09,051 --> 01:17:10,219
Who else would've done it?

1129
01:17:10,302 --> 01:17:11,582
You have keys
to the whole house.

1130
01:17:11,929 --> 01:17:14,556
Well, I also have a set of keys,
but I didn't touch your butt.

1131
01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:19,311
I stabbed you in the butt
with a syringe

1132
01:17:19,395 --> 01:17:21,939
but I didn't inject you
with that weird shit.

1133
01:17:22,022 --> 01:17:23,482
Alright? I'm not...
I'm not evil.

1134
01:17:31,198 --> 01:17:32,825
So, you stabbed him in the butt?

1135
01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:35,536
And then you just took it out
and put it away?

1136
01:17:38,539 --> 01:17:39,623
Hey, w...

1137
01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:43,002
I would never.

1138
01:17:43,085 --> 01:17:44,336
But you would.

1139
01:17:44,461 --> 01:17:46,630
Clearly, because you did.

1140
01:17:51,093 --> 01:17:52,093
How did you know?

1141
01:17:52,303 --> 01:17:54,138
Oh, I watched the whole thing.

1142
01:17:57,808 --> 01:17:59,244
I can't believe
you're doing this to me.

1143
01:17:59,268 --> 01:18:00,269
Oh, fuck off, Val.

1144
01:18:00,352 --> 01:18:01,770
"Fuck off"? Excuse me, alright?

1145
01:18:01,854 --> 01:18:03,230
You're gay.

1146
01:18:05,441 --> 01:18:07,192
I'm not gay.

1147
01:18:07,651 --> 01:18:09,528
Oh, you're not?
You're not gay?

1148
01:18:09,778 --> 01:18:11,423
Then why have you been
fucking your sous chef

1149
01:18:11,447 --> 01:18:12,698
for the past three years?

1150
01:18:14,491 --> 01:18:15,909
You thought no one knew?

1151
01:18:16,994 --> 01:18:19,496
Who else here knew about Val
and his sous chef escapades?

1152
01:18:23,626 --> 01:18:25,169
You're a bunch
of fucking assholes.

1153
01:18:25,502 --> 01:18:27,963
- And for the record, I'm bi.
- Oh.

1154
01:18:28,631 --> 01:18:30,633
Sexuality's complicated, man.

1155
01:18:31,342 --> 01:18:32,426
Is it?

1156
01:18:32,718 --> 01:18:35,763
And Patricia,
when the group decided

1157
01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:37,181
to un-invite us from the weekend

1158
01:18:37,264 --> 01:18:40,434
you said you had our backs
and you voted against it.

1159
01:18:40,517 --> 01:18:42,186
- Is that right?
- Yup.

1160
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,230
Yeah, that's right.
Because...

1161
01:18:45,898 --> 01:18:48,317
I like you guys
and you are my friends.

1162
01:18:49,318 --> 01:18:50,903
It was just for the money,
wasn't it?

1163
01:18:51,862 --> 01:18:52,988
Yes.

1164
01:18:56,033 --> 01:19:00,037
Jesus. So, everyone in this room
is just a liar, yeah?

1165
01:19:01,914 --> 01:19:03,248
I fucked Karen.

1166
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:05,251
Oh, my God.

1167
01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:07,461
Karen, you fucked my wife?

1168
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:09,421
A little.

1169
01:19:10,714 --> 01:19:11,715
When did this happen?

1170
01:19:12,049 --> 01:19:14,176
Thanksgiving. What is it?
Fucking...

1171
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:15,886
Fuck.

1172
01:19:15,970 --> 01:19:18,889
Karen, you fucked my wife
on fucking Thanksgiving?

1173
01:19:18,973 --> 01:19:20,266
It was Tom's fault.

1174
01:19:20,641 --> 01:19:21,976
How the fuck was it Tom's fault?

1175
01:19:22,101 --> 01:19:23,787
I tried to get him
to have an affair with me.

1176
01:19:23,811 --> 01:19:25,020
I tried. I tried.

1177
01:19:25,104 --> 01:19:26,539
I fucking tried
but he wouldn't do it.

1178
01:19:26,563 --> 01:19:28,148
Oh, great.
So, I was second choice?

1179
01:19:28,274 --> 01:19:30,192
We do not have to get
into that right now.

1180
01:19:30,359 --> 01:19:31,944
You're the fucking worst.

1181
01:19:32,444 --> 01:19:33,487
Agreed.

1182
01:19:40,661 --> 01:19:42,830
Well, there's one couple
we haven't heard from yet.

1183
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,751
Well, I know why we're here.

1184
01:19:52,798 --> 01:19:55,092
Your friend is an abusive

1185
01:19:55,467 --> 01:19:57,344
violent piece of shit.

1186
01:20:00,264 --> 01:20:02,850
And there's more but you can
use your imagination.

1187
01:20:06,103 --> 01:20:08,606
I made some mistakes, OK?

1188
01:20:08,689 --> 01:20:09,940
I'm trying to deal with it.

1189
01:20:10,024 --> 01:20:11,025
Shut the fuck up.

1190
01:20:11,108 --> 01:20:13,736
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. OK?

1191
01:20:22,911 --> 01:20:24,455
This is why we're here.

1192
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,333
It's not about
what's in those syringes.

1193
01:20:28,334 --> 01:20:31,211
<i>We're, like, mice in a cage.</i>

1194
01:20:32,630 --> 01:20:34,757
He wants to take away
all our hope

1195
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,258
and leave us with nothing.

1196
01:20:49,188 --> 01:20:50,856
<i>Where are the cameras in here?</i>

1197
01:20:52,107 --> 01:20:53,192
Uh...

1198
01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:55,903
I don't know.
I assume they're everywhere.

1199
01:21:03,327 --> 01:21:06,497
Uh, you wanted us to talk
and we talked.

1200
01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,669
<i>I cheated on my wife.</i>

1201
01:21:15,089 --> 01:21:16,548
<i>Everyone's an asshole.</i>

1202
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:19,551
Patricia's a liar.

1203
01:21:20,094 --> 01:21:21,345
Richard's a monster.

1204
01:21:25,182 --> 01:21:26,850
<i>I think we've talked enough.</i>

1205
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,908
<i>You are done.</i>

1206
01:21:43,284 --> 01:21:45,035
<i>You may all go home now.</i>

1207
01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,585
<i>Drive safe.</i>

1208
01:23:58,961 --> 01:24:00,838
I'd say that went pretty well.

1209
01:24:01,005 --> 01:24:02,089
What the fuck?

1210
01:24:02,172 --> 01:24:04,049
You guys did it in record time.

1211
01:24:04,133 --> 01:24:05,694
- When I first started...
- Oh, what now?

1212
01:24:05,718 --> 01:24:08,053
Are you gonna give us
an explanation for all this?

1213
01:24:08,512 --> 01:24:09,512
Well, don't bother.

1214
01:24:09,972 --> 01:24:11,140
Because I don't care.

1215
01:24:11,348 --> 01:24:12,725
I don't care who you are.

1216
01:24:12,808 --> 01:24:14,643
I don't care
if you're the devil.

1217
01:24:14,727 --> 01:24:16,353
I don't care if you're an angel.

1218
01:24:16,437 --> 01:24:18,731
I don't care
if you're from the future.

1219
01:24:20,107 --> 01:24:23,068
It doesn't matter who you are
or what you're trying to do

1220
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:26,071
cos as far as I'm concerned,
you're just an asshole.

1221
01:24:26,780 --> 01:24:28,824
And you can go fuck yourself.

1222
01:24:31,952 --> 01:24:33,370
Let's go home.

1223
01:24:44,214 --> 01:24:45,507
I'd shoot you in the face

1224
01:24:45,591 --> 01:24:47,551
but it won't do much
of anything, will it?

1225
01:24:48,218 --> 01:24:49,261
I'm afraid not.

1226
01:24:50,012 --> 01:24:52,389
Feel free to cash the cheque
I gave you.

1227
01:24:53,349 --> 01:24:54,683
It won't bounce.

1228
01:25:37,810 --> 01:25:39,979
Hey! 14 years of marriage.

1229
01:25:41,272 --> 01:25:42,940
Yeah. That's us.

1230
01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:45,442
So, uh, where...
where's the party?

1231
01:25:47,569 --> 01:25:48,904
The party's over.

1232
01:25:50,447 --> 01:25:51,949
But I just got here though.

1233
01:25:53,742 --> 01:25:55,619
I don't know
what to tell you, man.

1234
01:25:56,328 --> 01:25:57,413
Shit happens.

1235
01:25:59,581 --> 01:26:00,624
Great.

1236
01:26:34,617 --> 01:26:35,993
Pull over. I gotta take a piss.

1237
01:27:43,102 --> 01:27:44,520
Did you just kill Richard?

1238
01:27:45,062 --> 01:27:46,105
Yeah.

1239
01:27:47,731 --> 01:27:48,899
OK.

1240
01:27:50,192 --> 01:27:52,027
Hey, have you met
our friend Arthur?

1241
01:27:52,945 --> 01:27:54,113
I don't think so.

1242
01:27:54,238 --> 01:27:56,115
Oh, he's a super nice guy.

1243
01:27:56,573 --> 01:27:59,159
- Yeah, I think you'd like him.
- Oh, yeah?

1244
01:28:03,455 --> 01:28:04,957
I can't wait to see the kids.

1245
01:28:08,794 --> 01:28:09,962
Neither can I.

1246
01:28:15,926 --> 01:28:17,052
I love you.

1247
01:28:18,929 --> 01:28:20,097
Hey, it wasn't all bad.

1248
01:28:20,848 --> 01:28:22,266
At least we got to keep
the money.

1249
01:28:24,393 --> 01:28:25,728
I think we earned it.

1250
01:28:27,563 --> 01:28:29,857
Hey, I talked to Maude
about a job at her company.

1251
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:32,943
You did?

1252
01:29:59,822 --> 01:30:00,990
Hey.

1253
01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:05,661
We need new friends.

1254
01:31:30,996 --> 01:31:32,706
{\an8}I'm not an alcoholic.

1255
01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:35,501
{\an8}Hello?

1256
01:31:35,584 --> 01:31:37,127
{\an8}Do you have your own home?

1257
01:31:55,145 --> 01:31:56,563
{\an8}I really like this puzzle.

1258
01:35:31,528 --> 01:35:33,072
<i>Oh, Francesca.</i>

1259
01:35:33,197 --> 01:35:34,823
<i>Reynaldo, my love.</i>

1260
01:35:34,907 --> 01:35:36,325
<i>Who would've thought we'd have</i>

1261
01:35:36,408 --> 01:35:37,534
<i>such a happy ending?</i>

1262
01:35:37,618 --> 01:35:39,078
<i>No one, my dear.</i>

1263
01:35:39,286 --> 01:35:40,579
<i>No one but me.</i>