1 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:33,451 (HUMMING) 2 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,598 (GURGLING) 3 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,923 I suppose we could just fire him. 4 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,508 (ALL CLAMOURING) 5 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:13,509 Of course, we'll have to give him three months' notice. 6 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,469 Stuff and nonsense. Leave it to me. 7 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:19,473 I'll talk to the chairman and insist on Mr. Bean's immediate dismissal. 8 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,767 Now, then, back to the agenda. 9 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,061 The Grierson Gallery of California 10 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:28,816 has recently received a private donation of $50 million 11 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:32,278 to spend on buying Whistler's portrait of his mother 12 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,905 from the Musée d'Orsay in Paris. 13 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:41,287 It is quite simply the most historic purchase made by an American gallery this century. 14 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,043 It's as simple as this. 15 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,754 The greatest painting ever by an American artist 16 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,131 is returning at last to America. 17 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:56,802 From now on, Whistler's Mother lives right here in Los Angeles, 18 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:58,137 where she belongs. 19 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,222 When will we actually see her? 20 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:03,059 The unveiling will be in about two weeks, and you're all invited. 21 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,977 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 22 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:09,190 They've asked us to send a scholar of great weight and substance 23 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,902 to preside over the ceremony and stay on for a couple of months 24 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,488 of lectures and seminars. 25 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:18,115 Dr. Rosenblum, Dr. Cutler, 26 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:23,621 you both hold high claim on this great honour. 27 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,706 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 28 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:29,668 - The chairman is here, sir. - Excellent. Send him in. 29 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:32,004 Oh, and run and fetch Mr. Bean, will you? 30 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,800 - We're about to fire him. - Marvellous. 31 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:40,346 CHARLES: Yes, Mr. Bean is the worst employee in the gallery's history. 32 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:42,723 (SNORING) 33 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,955 (MUMBLING) 34 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,632 (THUDDING) 35 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,718 (SNORING) 36 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,723 Good afternoon, sir. 37 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,644 Sit down. Sit down. 38 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,730 Now, before we move on to the major business of the day, 39 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,733 I should like to broach the question of Mr. Bean. 40 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,194 Now, Mr. Bean has worked for us for many years. 41 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:40,281 And will for many years to come. 42 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:44,994 I employed this splendid young man when I was doing your job, Charles, 43 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:49,039 and you can have my resignation if you go anywhere near him. 44 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,725 (SNORTS) 45 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,319 (TRUMPETING) 46 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,496 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 47 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,935 He's a fine young fellow. 48 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,062 Absolutely. Quite right. 49 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,191 Very well, moving on. 50 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:03,906 The Grierson Gallery of California needs a representative of our great gallery. 51 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:08,369 They're looking for a scholar of a very high standing. 52 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,622 I have therefore decided to recommend for the post, 53 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:15,876 and the three-month sabbatical that goes with it, 54 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,087 that splendid employee, 55 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,506 Mr. Bean. 56 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,469 All those in favour? 57 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,637 ALL: Yes! 58 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,223 Excellent. Carried. 59 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,976 Our loss is America's gain. 60 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:38,274 (CLEARS THROAT) David, got a letter from the Royal National Gallery. 61 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:42,361 They're recommending a guy called Bean to represent them. 62 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,612 Bean? 63 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,155 I can't say I've heard of him. 64 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,908 Well, the letter's signed by Drs. Rosenblum and Cutler. 65 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:50,077 - Well, that's impressive. - They say, 66 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,914 "He's a man whose incontrovertible genius dwarfs our own meagre talents." 67 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,083 DAVID: Rosenblum and Cutler said that? 68 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,752 Well, you asked for England's top man. I do believe I delivered him. 69 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,838 He certainly sounds like it. 70 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:06,093 However, before we confirm, Bernice here still feels that we'd get more media attention 71 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,346 if we had someone from, let's say, the entertainment industry. 72 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:13,601 I genuinely believe that we could get Jon Bon Jovi. 73 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,021 Jon Bon Jovi? 74 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,690 - To unveil Whistler's Mother? - Yes. 75 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,277 I've nothing against Jon Bon Jovi. 76 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,363 The man has had two great hairstyles in the last 10 years, 77 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,782 which is an achievement not to be sniffed at, 78 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,034 but so far as I know, 79 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:34,788 Mr. Jovi knows absolutely nothing about 19th-century Impressionism. 80 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,207 He certainly hasn't mentioned it in any of his recent songs. 81 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,544 - No, but David... - This is not a rock video. 82 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,714 This is a great and serious work of art, 83 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,842 and Dr. Bean will give the occasion depth and dignity. 84 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,969 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 85 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,972 - You're right. We go with Bean. - George... 86 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:54,725 No, no, no, no, David's our curator. 87 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:58,729 This is David's call. It's his decision, his responsibility, 88 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,731 ultimately, his neck. 89 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:07,154 - And where do you want him to stay? - I have a rather interesting idea. 90 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,073 Here? 91 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:12,076 In our house for two months? 92 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,243 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 93 00:08:13,369 --> 00:08:16,413 David, what, suddenly there's no hotels in Los Angeles? 94 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,249 Okay, there's no need to get excited here. I just thought, you know, 95 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,169 this is the Royal National Gallery of England's top man. 96 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,588 I thought he'd be very exciting to have around, 97 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,757 to learn from and talk to and... 98 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,009 So do we know anything about our new best friend? 99 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:32,596 No, but I think they might have mentioned it if he was a notorious serial killer. 100 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,516 Are you feeling lucky, punk? 101 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,684 (SNARLS) 102 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:39,603 David, you know, we have an expression in this country. 103 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,939 - It says, "Over my dead body." - Ali. 104 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,983 I'd like to put it on the table right here and now. 105 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:49,738 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it could be seriously great for the kids. 106 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:54,326 - You're kidding. - Come on, it's gonna be great! 107 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,078 Let's say there is a chart 108 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,331 of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your life. 109 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,584 Well, at number one with a bullet is Dr. Bean. 110 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,212 Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer? 111 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,965 Like, "What is an intrauterine device?" 112 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,592 Well, I think more like, "What's the meaning of life?" 113 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,387 - I never asked you that. - That's fine. It doesn't matter. 114 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:18,809 What I am saying here is that Dr. Bean is a very remarkable man. 115 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,145 Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute. 116 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,651 Oh, come on, the guy is gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. 117 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,987 I just look at Prince Charles and weep. 118 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,281 Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt. 119 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,116 Yeah, and that's if we get lucky. 120 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,827 Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him. 121 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,413 You know, I don't know why we have these family conferences 122 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,373 if Dad's already made up his mind. 123 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,667 - Perceptive child. - Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt? 124 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,336 Oh, come on, everybody, it's gonna be great! 125 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:49,423 Dr. Bean is a genius of the very highest order. 126 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,508 Good evening. 127 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:52,843 (GURGLES) 128 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,054 No, sir, you're in fact in first class. 129 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,640 Good evening. 130 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,187 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 131 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,197 Good evening, sir. May I take your coat? 132 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,698 Thank you. 133 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,379 (SIGHS) 134 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,882 (GIGGLES AND SNORTS) 135 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,488 Good. Simple poster, nice and big. 136 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,282 It's actual size. A bargain at $9.99. 137 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,493 - WALTER: Spencer? - Yes, sir. 138 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,204 Bath towel. 139 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,957 Yeah, pushing your luck a little here, Walter. 140 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,084 It'll sell. 141 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,467 - It's Whistler's Sister. - Oh, you are kidding. 142 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:19,930 No, sir, we have a range for every member of the family. 143 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,141 Whistler's Mother's Cookies, chocolate chip, 144 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,811 Whistler's Father's Beer Mug, 145 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,355 and here's a really cute one for the younger-brother range, 146 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,815 - Whistler's Whistle. - DAVID: Yeah. 147 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,984 - You just blow up her ass. Here, try. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I... 148 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,117 Mummy, I don't feel well. 149 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,725 I think I'm gonna be sick. 150 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,907 (SQUISHING) 151 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,036 - Just here, sir. - MAN ON PA: Your attention, please. 152 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,456 Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. 153 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:31,376 Do not leave baggage or other items unattended. 154 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,087 Hey! 155 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,383 Any second now. I think we're looking for a Brad Pitt look-alike. 156 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,593 OFFICER: Police! 157 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,554 Get on him now! Move it! 158 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:28,433 Police! Come on! Come on, watch it! Watch it! Everybody, out of the way! 159 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:32,145 In pursuit of a 415. Male with a gun heading into zone 10, terminal 2. 160 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,563 Get your people over here now! 161 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,357 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 162 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,401 Move it! Move! Move! Move! 163 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,695 Police! Coming through! 164 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,697 Come on, lady! Watch it! Move! 165 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,158 There he is! There he is! 166 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,869 Move! Move! Move! Police! 167 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,747 Everyone on the floor now! 168 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,249 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 169 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,210 - Not you, sweetie. - Oh, right. 170 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,713 (GUNS COCKING) 171 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:05,137 Carefully take out your weapon, holding the butt with two fingers only. 172 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:09,933 Slowly place it on the floor and take three steps back. 173 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,293 - What is this? - I don't know. Weird. 174 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,487 Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication? 175 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,448 Not that I know of. 176 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,451 Well, you can certainly use some. 177 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,468 - So, Doctor... - Bean. 178 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,806 Yes, okay, Dr. Bean. Well, you made it. 179 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,684 Nice flight? 180 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,235 Well, this is Kevin, 181 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,824 and this is Jennifer. She's been very excited about meeting you. 182 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,575 My wife, Alison. 183 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,083 David, could I just have the tiniest talk with you in the kitchen? 184 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,001 All right, yeah. We're just gonna... 185 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,635 I appreciate that on first viewing he seems a little eccentric. 186 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,428 David, there are Martians 187 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,597 who have been exiled from Mars for looking weird 188 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,266 who look less weird than this guy. 189 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,394 - He has an original quality, but every time... - He goes today. 190 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,366 Wow! That was amazing! 191 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,036 That's really cool. Hey, can you do this? 192 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,709 No, but I can do this. 193 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,130 Neat! Wow! How do you do that? 194 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,632 Magic. 195 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,009 - Okay, so you're gonna tell him? - I'll do it. Yes. 196 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,760 - Today? - Yes, today, today, today. 197 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,762 - Today seems like a good day. - Good. 198 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,948 (CLANGING) 199 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,079 Well, sir, an unorthodox start. 200 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:24,336 I guess I never expected things with a man of your calibre to be normal. 201 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,549 I gotta confess. I've never actually read anything you've written. 202 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:33,637 Tell me, Doctor, what exactly is your position at the gallery? 203 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,224 I sit in the corner 204 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,644 and look at the paintings. 205 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,980 That is brilliant! 206 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,817 If only more scholars would do that, you know, just sit and look. 207 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,487 You know, not lecture and write and argue, 208 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,490 just sit and look at the paintings themselves. 209 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,992 Now, that is brilliant. Yeah. 210 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,414 Yes. 211 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168 - Morning, Elmer. - Good morning, sir. 212 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,503 Dr. Bean? 213 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,840 ELMER: If you'd like to sign in, sir? 214 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,348 Thank you. Welcome to the Grierson, Dr Bean. 215 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,772 Welcome to my world. 216 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,696 We're expected in Grierson's office at 9:00 a.m. 217 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,865 Now, this is a man who does not like to be kept waiting, so if you... 218 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:39,536 - Do you mind if I... - Yeah, okay, absolutely. You bet. 219 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,371 All right. 220 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,998 (HUMMING) 221 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,729 (GASPS) 222 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,931 (MOANS CONTENTEDLY) 223 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,632 Hi. 224 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,932 (HUMMING) 225 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,733 (GROANS) 226 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,320 Doctor, we should make a move. We're very late. 227 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,829 (GRUNTS) 228 00:20:55,672 --> 00:21:00,176 Oh. We... Doctor, we... If... When you're ready. 229 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,761 Okay. 230 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,102 GEORGE: David, finally. 231 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,190 And this must be our professor from across the sea. 232 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,276 Yes, George Grierson, this is Dr. Bean. 233 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,361 I'm delighted, Doctor. 234 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,363 - Actually, I'm not... - PHOTOGRAPHER: Dr. Bean? 235 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,531 - Dr. Bean? - Can we get a photo, please, sir? 236 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,534 - Right here. - We've heard a great deal about you, Doctor. 237 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,078 - PHOTOGRAPHER: Thank you, gentlemen. - We expect a great deal of you. 238 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,375 - And this is Bernice, in charge of PR. - An absolute honour, Doctor. 239 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,629 All right, thank you. And Walter Huntley, our merchandise manager. 240 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,800 - Nice to meet you. - Moving along. Take a seat, Doctor. 241 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,845 Thank you. Here, let me take that old thing. 242 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,307 This is very out-of-date. Thank you. 243 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:51,686 Before we settle in, you might want to feast your eyes on these. 244 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,993 Well, I'll be honest with you, Bean. I like this. 245 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:11,372 It's beautiful, sir. I think it is, yeah. 246 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,584 - Over here. - Okay. 247 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,300 Yeah. 248 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,180 That's a lovely green there. 249 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,226 - Good. Good. Down to business. - Okay. 250 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,855 I've asked Bernice to run through the order of events for the opening. 251 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,149 Dr. Bean, would you like to join us? 252 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,236 No. No, I'll just... 253 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,782 Very well. Bernice? 254 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,994 Now, you will note that anything pertaining to special media requirements 255 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,413 is prefixed with an asterisk, 256 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:57,377 i.e. glossy stills requested by some of the favoured weeklies, that sort of thing. 257 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:01,464 Right. So the big day unfolds as follows. 258 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,633 Our generous benefactor, General Newton, 259 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,469 will be arriving at 10:00 a.m. to meet the members of the staff. 260 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,514 Then, at 10:30, we'll have the unveiling of the picture. 261 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,308 Now, this will be in front of all press and media. 262 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,687 Walter, I'm assuming all this merchandising is gonna be made available? 263 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,940 Oh, absolutely. From fridge magnets to Frisbees, we'll be ready. 264 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:24,696 So it will probably be at about 11:00 a.m., when the stage is set for Dr. Bean. 265 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:25,863 (BEAN HUMMING) 266 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,991 Yes, all right, we really... 267 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,035 We really should bring in the doctor here. 268 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,837 Dr. Bean? 269 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:56,561 Doctor, we've just been inspecting the schedule, and... 270 00:23:56,644 --> 00:24:00,315 If you would just like to take a look at yours right over there at your convenience? 271 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:05,153 The general should be arriving at 10:00 a.m., and he'll unveil the picture at 10:30., 272 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:08,865 so at about 11:00, we should be ready for your speech. 273 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:15,830 Yes, and I think 20 minutes should be long enough. 274 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,999 - Don't you, Bernice? - Absolutely. 275 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,959 I know you could fill hours, Doctor, 276 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:23,463 but for the press, it would be best if you could keep it quite light. 277 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:27,091 Maybe throw in some anecdotes about the actual painting of the picture 278 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:31,638 and explain why it is considered to be America's greatest painting. 279 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:36,100 Is that going to be enough, Doctor, 20 minutes? 280 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:44,067 Well, dear friends, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch with the Mayor. 281 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,070 Not the kind of thing I like, but duty calls. 282 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,697 Well, Doctor, it's good to meet you. 283 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,742 It's a complex experience. 284 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:57,163 Enjoy your stay with David. They're simple people but warm. 285 00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:00,708 - David, if I may have just a private word? - Okay. 286 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,461 I tell you, why don't you wait for me back at the new acquisitions? 287 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,797 I'll join you shortly. Yeah. 288 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,217 Yes, sir? 289 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:16,891 - He's a genius, right? - Yeah, he's eccentric, but... 290 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,768 - Yes. - Yeah. 291 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:25,983 The unveiling of Whistler's Mother is the most important thing 292 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,319 to ever happen to this gallery, 293 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,656 and Dr. Bean was your choice. 294 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,950 Yes, I understand that. 295 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,577 Thank you, sir. 296 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,884 (STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU PLAYING) 297 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,138 Dr. Bean, when we get home, I wonder... 298 00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:58,391 When we get home, I wonder if you would mind 299 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,227 giving me a private moment with my wife. 300 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,813 There's a little something we need to work out. 301 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,314 No problem. 302 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:18,619 Yeah, I think... Just wait in here would be good. 303 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,749 Oh, just ignore that. Her mother gave it to us. 304 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:25,918 Huge sentimental value, you know, so... 305 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:30,506 Just make yourself at home. I'll be just a couple of minutes with Alison. 306 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:39,682 Oh, Doctor. I would actually not do that. 307 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:43,853 That's a limited edition. It's that it's delicate, so if you... 308 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,023 (STAMMERING) Or, yeah, if... Put it there would be good. Yeah. 309 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,691 Okay, that's... All right. 310 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,777 (EGGBEATER WHIRRING) 311 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,949 - Hi. - Hi. 312 00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,285 No Dr. Bean? 313 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,120 Well, actually, no, he is still here, but let me... 314 00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:04,207 - Jennifer! Kevin! - I just want us... I just want us... 315 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,374 Plan B! 316 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,877 You have luggage packed? What is Plan B? 317 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,128 Plan B is, 318 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,798 if you haven't gotten rid of Dr. Bean, we go straight to Grandma's. 319 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,800 - I can't believe you... - Screwed up again, huh, Dad? 320 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,469 Oh, come on, there was no time to raise the subject! 321 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:20,473 - Kevin, start the car, would you, sweetie? - Oh, Ali, wait a second and look. 322 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:24,977 No, you look, David, my darling, I have asked very little from you, 323 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:28,815 but I did ask you to get rid of Dr. Bean, and you have made your choice, 324 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:30,566 so you two can stay here 325 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:33,069 and really come to grips with postmodernism, 326 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:35,738 but I am taking our children to my mother's. 327 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,407 Just give him one last chance. 328 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,910 - Oh, David... - Just one. 329 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,578 Please? 330 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,333 Okay. Okay. 331 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,501 - Thank you. - All right. 332 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,087 Thanks. Once you get to know him, 333 00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:53,089 - I think you're gonna... - David, don't. 334 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:57,927 (MUSIC PLAYING) 335 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,888 - Hello, Doctor. - Hello. 336 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,103 No, no, no, no, Doctor, that is not for the TV. That's for the... 337 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:27,039 Yeah, well, there they go. 338 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,800 Well, Doctor, we've got the whole weekend together. 339 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:42,430 Yeah, get to know each other and... 340 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:47,393 I was thinking tomorrow we might really do LA. 341 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:52,148 There's the Gallery of American Indian Art. There's the California State Gallery. 342 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,150 There's actually this new place, the Rabowitz, 343 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,987 which is kind of the place for abstract expressionism. 344 00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,489 Does that sound good to you? 345 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:05,494 Maybe you have something else in mind? 346 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:07,955 (I GET AROUND PLAYING) 347 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,517 (SNORING) 348 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,187 (ALL SCREAMING) 349 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,814 Incredible. 350 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,358 You set? 351 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:29,036 Why don't you get another ticket? Could be more fun second time round. 352 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:48,806 Okay. 353 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,187 Brace yourself. 354 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,738 (ALL SCREAMING) 355 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,044 (SCREAMING) 356 00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:57,208 (SIGHS) 357 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,438 (HUMMING) 358 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:26,904 - He's a genius, huh? - That's what they tell me. 359 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,665 Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me. 360 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,212 Are you willing to take responsibility for his actions? 361 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:46,382 (GROWLS) 362 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,844 Well, you're a braver man than me, 363 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:53,556 and I single-handedly take on gangs armed with AK-47s. 364 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:59,645 Get him out of here. Tell him his is a butt I would dearly love to kick, 365 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,982 and the next time, I will. 366 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:12,158 Doctor, there is something we have to talk about, 367 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,579 and I don't quite know how to put this. 368 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,164 (BEAN HUMMING) 369 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:19,999 What I am concerned about is... 370 00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:21,167 (DOORBELL RINGING) 371 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,502 Whoever that is, I am getting rid of them. 372 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:29,175 There he is. 373 00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:31,552 David, sorry we're late. 374 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,182 - The traffic! Oh, terrible. - SYLVIA: Oh, that's beautiful! 375 00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:38,392 You couldn't believe. Every day, it gets worse and worse. 376 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:41,604 - It's just the way she... It's the green. - And why? Because nobody's in control. 377 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:45,858 No, it's the yellow. It's just... It's the yellow. She is a... 378 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,776 Well, where is Alison? 379 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:51,113 Well, I've got some bad news and some good news. 380 00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:55,117 The bad news is that Alison has had to go visit her mum, 381 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:58,454 - who, well, is not well. - That's too bad. 382 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,081 - Gee, the poor thing. - Sorry to hear that, David. 383 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:05,586 The good news is that Dr. Bean and I will be cooking. 384 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:09,215 - You sure that's good news? - Well, of course it is. 385 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:12,301 All the greatest chefs in the world are men. 386 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,554 So what's on the menu, maestro? 387 00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:17,848 (WHISPERS) How could I forget? 388 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:21,227 What the hell are we going to give them? 389 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:26,982 Yes, I think they may be expecting something slightly more formal. 390 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,154 An onion? Just on its own? 391 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,491 No, no, don't be ridiculous. 392 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,618 That's for Thanksgiving. Alison would kill me. 393 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,287 No, no, there must be something else. 394 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:46,627 - Have you ever cooked one of these before? - Oh, yes. 395 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:50,005 But anyway, it would take like five hours, right? 396 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,299 Not necessarily. 397 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:58,889 (BOTH GRUNTING) 398 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,103 What do you think? Twenty minutes? 399 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:05,729 I don't know. 400 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,108 You're sure this is gonna work? 401 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,526 Okay, you're the chef. 402 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,320 Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello. 403 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,659 (EXCLAIMS) 404 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:20,536 SYLVIA: Maestro! 405 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,707 My taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation. 406 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,174 No. No, thanks. 407 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,261 I think we'll pass on the appetizer. 408 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:42,891 So, Bean, big day Tuesday, 409 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,102 your big day, my big day. 410 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:48,731 I have a question for you. 411 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,441 (MICROWAVE BLEEPING) 412 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,281 He's very attentive to detail. 413 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:00,868 Everything must be just so. 414 00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:02,870 (EXPLOSION) 415 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:23,223 Bean, I think we need to be honest with each other. 416 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,560 I cannot deny that, over the last days, 417 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:31,482 some suspicions have begun to gather in my mind, 418 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:35,194 and I would just like to ask you some direct questions, 419 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:36,945 okay? 420 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:42,284 Number one, are you a doctor? 421 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,250 No. 422 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:58,175 Number two, do you know anything about art? 423 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,890 Well... 424 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:08,644 Just for instance here, 425 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,900 was Leonardo da Vinci an American basketball player? 426 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,080 Yes. 427 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,053 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Dad. 428 00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:44,430 Hello, Doctor. 429 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,390 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, Dad. 430 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:48,934 (DOOR CLOSING) 431 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,316 (YESTERDAY PLAYING) 432 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:11,373 Yep. 433 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:40,944 (DAVID SCREAMING) 434 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:42,654 DAVID: Oh, my God! 435 00:38:44,615 --> 00:38:47,409 For God's sake, Bean, what are you doing? 436 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:50,537 (PHONE RINGING) 437 00:38:55,792 --> 00:39:01,256 Hello? Mr. Grierson, yes. He's just here in the shower with me. 438 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:04,384 Would you give me... 439 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:06,512 Yes, hello, Mr. Grierson. 440 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:11,517 No, no, you must have misunderstood him. What can I... 441 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,811 She is? Oh, thank you for calling me. 442 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,606 - Yes, okay. Goodbye. - Bye! 443 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:28,158 I can't believe it. Whistler's Mother has actually arrived in America. 444 00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,202 Now, listen, I am begging you 445 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:33,622 as a man whose entire professional career depends on you, 446 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,124 behave rationally today. 447 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,546 There is no God. 448 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,618 What do you think? 449 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,623 Nice frame. 450 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,001 She's magnificent. 451 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:24,715 David, well done. Worth every bright green buck! 452 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,217 She's something else, isn't she? 453 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:33,015 All right, folks, enjoy her while you can. After this morning, we lock her away 454 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,560 until the guy who paid $50 million for her turns up. 455 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,271 And, Elmer, I believe we have a security meeting. 456 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:40,564 That's right, sir. 457 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:44,610 And this is your key to the encasement system. 458 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,528 There are only two. I have the other one, 459 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:50,198 so if the painting turns up missing, I'll know where to come. 460 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,202 And if you could all join me at the security console? 461 00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:55,871 Doctor, why don't you just stay here? 462 00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:59,625 Maybe a look at the real thing will inspire you for your speech. 463 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:05,631 Just stay here. Don't leave this room till I get back, okay? 464 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,848 (SIGHS) 465 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:26,151 This chart maps all the security elements for the big day, 466 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:29,154 and as usual in these circumstances, I've given the operation a code name, 467 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,157 which is Operation Whistler's Mother. 468 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,993 It's not a snazzy title, but I think it works. 469 00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:54,846 (TUT-TUTS) 470 00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,571 (SNEEZES) 471 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:52,821 Fear not, gentlemen. 472 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,657 With the system we put in here, nothing will touch that painting 473 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,909 short of an earthquake that brings down the whole gallery. 474 00:42:57,993 --> 00:42:59,161 (GRUNTS) 475 00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:12,924 (HAWKING) 476 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:17,095 (SPITTING) 477 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:42,704 (IMITATES SQUEAKY WHEELS) 478 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,724 (CART SQUEAKING) 479 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:24,079 Once we've gotten the general safely inside, 480 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,748 the key figure, security-wise, will be Dr. Bean. 481 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,543 We gotta protect the painting without getting in the good doctor's way. 482 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:33,208 (BANGING) 483 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:40,090 There seems to be a problem 484 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,178 with the door. 485 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,363 Where's the picture gone? 486 00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:10,787 What? What? What? What? 487 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,718 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! 488 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:28,805 God! Oh, Mary, mother of Jesus! Jesus of Nazareth! 489 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:37,355 Wait a minute. Why am I worrying about this? You did it! 490 00:47:37,439 --> 00:47:40,400 All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened. 491 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,193 Perfect! 492 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,696 Then they'll say, "Well, who left him alone with the picture?" 493 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,197 And I say, "Me." 494 00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:48,575 Then they say, "Well, you're fired!" I say, "Fine." 495 00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:49,784 No, no, no, no, no! 496 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:53,079 Then they say, "Firing is not enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence!" 497 00:47:53,163 --> 00:47:57,042 Then I go to jail. My wife leaves me. My daughter becomes a prostitute. 498 00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:00,962 I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch Mc Dick! 499 00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,423 All right, calm down. I just gotta calm down. 500 00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:04,924 Okay. Okay. 501 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:07,761 Give me one more look at the painting. 502 00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:11,973 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 503 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:15,602 ...which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure. 504 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:18,521 - Yes, well, that's good to know. - Thank you, sir. 505 00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:43,505 Hey, do you drink, Bean? 506 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:46,674 - No. - Good, neither do I. 507 00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,182 MAN ON TV: The Yankees grab the bat. 508 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:56,976 Yeah, this one has extra innings written all over it, doesn't it? 509 00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:58,770 Ozzie hangs over the plate. 510 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:02,107 He's got the long-ball threat from the left side. 511 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,484 Smith corks one to right field down the line. 512 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,319 - There it goes. - Bean. 513 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:07,904 It's going. 514 00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:12,075 Going crazy, folks! Going crazy! It's a home run! 515 00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:14,661 And the Cardinals have won the... 516 00:49:14,744 --> 00:49:16,204 (BLEATING) 517 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,333 Carry on. 518 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:27,423 You wanna know what the reality of the situation is? 519 00:49:28,508 --> 00:49:31,052 Okay, this is it. 520 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:35,849 Because you moved into my house, my wife has moved out. 521 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,560 Yes, she did. She might have moved out anyway, 522 00:49:38,685 --> 00:49:41,521 but that is one, point one. 523 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,856 Point two, 524 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,402 I've given my life to art, 525 00:49:48,236 --> 00:49:52,907 and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near 526 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:55,743 are the pictures I draw on the pavement, 527 00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:59,289 hoping passers-by will throw nickels in my hat. 528 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:03,293 I guess the long and the short of it, 529 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,962 I wish I'd never been born. 530 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:22,812 (SINGING) Yesterday 531 00:50:23,605 --> 00:50:29,485 All my troubles seemed so far away 532 00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:36,159 Now it looks as though they're here to stay 533 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:42,457 I believe in yesterday 534 00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:44,792 Suddenly 535 00:50:44,918 --> 00:50:48,338 I'm not half the man I used to be 536 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,256 MAN: Oh, no! 537 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:55,386 There's a shadow hanging over me 538 00:50:55,470 --> 00:51:01,434 I believe in yesterday 539 00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:03,811 Suddenly 540 00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,188 (HUMMING) 541 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:10,777 BOTH: (SINGING) Row, row, row, your boat 542 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,279 Gently down the stream 543 00:51:13,363 --> 00:51:15,990 If you see a crocodile 544 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,742 Don't forget to scream 545 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:18,910 (SCREAMS) 546 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:21,829 DAVID: (SINGING) Splish, splash, splish, splash 547 00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:24,832 Row, row, row your boat 548 00:51:24,958 --> 00:51:27,877 Gently down the stream 549 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:30,922 If you see a crocodile 550 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,882 Don't forget to scream 551 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,175 (BOTH SCREAMING) 552 00:51:35,969 --> 00:51:37,804 I can explain everything. 553 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:39,847 ALISON: Okay, explain everything. 554 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:45,812 - It's inexplicable. Ali, listen... - David, no. 555 00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:50,608 David, the reason that I came home was because I missed you 556 00:51:50,692 --> 00:51:54,821 and also because I live here, and they live here, 557 00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:59,951 but, David, we have been waiting for five hours, and what do we get? 558 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:03,246 A drunk and his friend from the planet Zog. 559 00:52:03,371 --> 00:52:08,209 I know, and it seems like this horrible situation, but if you could... 560 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:13,339 If you could just hear my full horrific tale... 561 00:52:13,423 --> 00:52:17,719 David, I think I'm gonna have to leave you. 562 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:21,014 You are? 563 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:28,104 Well, then things really have gotten bad. 564 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:32,775 Yeah. 565 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:47,582 (SLURPING) 566 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:57,550 KEVIN: Hi, Beanie. 567 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:02,722 Can't sleep, huh? 568 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:04,432 No. 569 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:10,646 Me, neither. Can't stop thinking about naked women. 570 00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:15,985 - What about you? - Whistler's Mother. 571 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,946 Well, whatever turns you on. 572 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,497 Catch you around, moon-man. 573 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:32,126 Oh, if you still can't sleep, come to my room. 574 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:35,797 I got some great posters of Cindy Crawford on my wall. 575 00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:34,021 (GRUNTING) 576 00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:35,857 Oh, dear. 577 00:54:59,589 --> 00:55:01,382 BEAN: Help! Help! 578 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,389 (GROANS) 579 00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:11,077 Come on! 580 00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,914 (GRUNTING) 581 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:11,906 (GROANS) 582 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:23,584 (GUARD SCREAMING) 583 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:31,092 (GASPING) 584 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:32,927 Hooray! 585 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,470 (GROANS) 586 00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:39,934 (GROANS) 587 00:58:43,312 --> 00:58:46,774 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 588 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:56,242 Jennifer? 589 00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:59,870 No, no, no, no, don't think for one minute you're getting on that bike, Jen. 590 00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:01,789 Morning, everyone. 591 00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,709 Total family rule here. 592 00:59:04,792 --> 00:59:06,502 No one is allowed on one of those death traps. 593 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:07,670 You promised me, Jen. 594 00:59:07,795 --> 00:59:10,923 And you promised Mum you'd get rid of Dr. Freako. 595 00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:30,818 Don't talk to me. I am trying to think what I'm going to do. 596 00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:36,824 - Well... - Quiet! 597 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:06,228 This way. 598 01:00:06,979 --> 01:00:08,355 Yes, ma'am. 599 01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:10,024 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 600 01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:14,320 What a pleasure, sir. Welcome to our humble abode. 601 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:16,906 Not too humble, I hope. I'm expecting lunch. 602 01:00:17,031 --> 01:00:20,826 - Of course. General, right this way. - After you, sir. After you. 603 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,501 Glad you could make it. 604 01:00:29,752 --> 01:00:31,837 - Where the hell have you been? - I am sorry. Trouble at home. 605 01:00:31,921 --> 01:00:34,006 - Never mind. Come along. - (STAMMERING) Sir, there is something... 606 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:36,675 General, I'd like you to meet our curator, David Langley. 607 01:00:36,759 --> 01:00:39,178 - I'm delighted to meet you, sir. - Of course you are. 608 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,554 Right through here, sir. 609 01:00:53,526 --> 01:00:57,363 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a great moment for America 610 01:00:57,446 --> 01:01:00,783 and for one very special lady, Whistler's Mother. 611 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,117 (ALL APPLAUDING) 612 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:09,917 And she's here today, thanks to our great and good benefactor. 613 01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:15,548 Will you join me in saluting a soldier, philanthropist, loving father... 614 01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:17,091 MAN: Hear, hear. 615 01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:21,387 ...and an extremely generous patron of the arts, General Newton? 616 01:01:23,556 --> 01:01:25,933 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 617 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,978 I am not a traditional art lover. 618 01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:33,274 I don't know the difference between a Picasso and a car crash, 619 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,234 but I love my country. 620 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:38,070 I can't stand the idea of a bunch of Frenchies 621 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,322 owning America's greatest painting. 622 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,283 Let's get on with it. 623 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,334 Welcome home, Ma. 624 01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:26,660 Whatever you did, you're a genius, and I love you! 625 01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:28,287 It's a poster. 626 01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:30,080 It's a what? 627 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,875 - David? It's time. - (STAMMERING) Time for what? 628 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,752 - The speech. - What? Wait. What speech? 629 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:37,880 - Congratulations, David. - Dr. Bean's speech about the painting. 630 01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:40,174 Yes, of course, the speech. 631 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,720 Now, Doctor, try to keep it below an hour, 632 01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:47,640 and if there could be one joke in it, that would be nice. 633 01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:52,311 Good Morning America couldn't give a flying monkey about "isms" and... 634 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,855 - Oh, you know what I mean. - Yeah. 635 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,818 - It doesn't have to go on for long. Just... - BERNICE: Dr. Bean? 636 01:02:59,902 --> 01:03:01,654 - Just... Just... - We're ready for you. Right this way. 637 01:03:01,737 --> 01:03:04,239 Just... Just... Just... 638 01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:08,118 And now, for the second highlight of our day. 639 01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:12,831 Dr. Bean, a great English art scholar, is here to speak for a few minutes, 640 01:03:12,915 --> 01:03:14,249 not too long, Doctor, 641 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:16,460 on the subject of our new purchase. 642 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:20,756 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Bean of the National Gallery of England. 643 01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,049 - Okay. - Yeah! 644 01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:23,258 - Okay. - Okay! 645 01:03:23,384 --> 01:03:24,593 - Thank you. - Bravo. 646 01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:26,512 Bravo. 647 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,226 (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) 648 01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:41,360 Well, hello, I'm Dr. Bean, 649 01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:43,696 apparently, 650 01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:47,700 and my job 651 01:03:48,909 --> 01:03:52,204 is to sit and look at paintings. 652 01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,214 So 653 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:05,968 what have I learnt 654 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:09,888 that I can say about this painting? 655 01:04:14,435 --> 01:04:15,477 Well... 656 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:18,564 Well, firstly, it's quite big, 657 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:22,317 which is excellent 658 01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:25,195 because if it was really small, 659 01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:28,407 you know, microscopic, 660 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:31,910 then hardly anybody would be able to see it, 661 01:04:31,994 --> 01:04:34,288 which would be a tremendous shame. 662 01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,666 Secondly, 663 01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:41,378 and I'm getting quite near the end now 664 01:04:41,462 --> 01:04:46,592 of this analysis of this painting... 665 01:04:48,469 --> 01:04:50,471 Secondly, 666 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:58,395 why was it worth this man here 667 01:04:58,479 --> 01:05:04,485 spending 50 million of your American dollars on this portrait? 668 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:08,280 And the answer is, 669 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:16,371 well, this picture is worth such a lot of money 670 01:05:20,501 --> 01:05:26,381 because it's a picture of Whistler's mother, 671 01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:34,515 and as I've learnt by staying with my best friend, 672 01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:38,018 David Langley, and his family, 673 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:42,356 families are very important, 674 01:05:43,232 --> 01:05:48,362 and even though Mr. Whistler was perfectly aware 675 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:53,033 that his mother was a hideous old bat 676 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:56,870 who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside, 677 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,457 he stuck with her 678 01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:06,004 and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. 679 01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:09,591 It's not just a painting. 680 01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:14,555 It's a picture of a mad old cow 681 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,766 who he thought the world of, 682 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,769 and that's marvellous. 683 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,732 Well, that's what I think, anyway. 684 01:06:25,858 --> 01:06:28,068 - Bravo! - Bravo! 685 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:02,936 - Home and dry. - Where did you put the original? 686 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,108 Mr. Langley, may I have a word? 687 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:11,862 Stay here. Shut up. 688 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:15,157 - Mr. Langley... - Okay, I can explain everything. 689 01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:16,950 - What can you explain? - About the painting. 690 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,161 - Which painting? - Whistler's Mother. 691 01:07:20,162 --> 01:07:22,915 I'm afraid, Mr. Langley, I'm here in my capacity as a police officer, 692 01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:24,541 not as an art lover. 693 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:28,629 It's about your daughter. She's been in a motorcycle accident. 694 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,674 (SIREN BLARING) 695 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:59,660 Damn! Request emergency clearance for 809-Adam. 696 01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:01,036 Shut up! 697 01:08:01,161 --> 01:08:02,371 (WOMAN SHRIEKING) 698 01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:04,414 211 in progress. 699 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:07,125 Suspect male, possibly armed. Request immediate backup. 700 01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:08,418 Keep speeding. 701 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:10,128 - If you get a ticket, I'll tear it up. - Thanks. 702 01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:13,632 Hold it! Okay, easy, fellow, easy. Hold it, there. Right there. 703 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,509 Hey! Easy. 704 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,178 Put it down. Put the gun down. 705 01:08:18,387 --> 01:08:19,471 (GUN FIRING) 706 01:08:22,516 --> 01:08:24,559 Hi, I need Jennifer Langley's room. 707 01:08:24,685 --> 01:08:27,688 She came in at about 11:00, motorcycle accident. 708 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:31,358 Out of the way, sir. 709 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:40,200 (GROANING) 710 01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:46,373 She's on the fifth floor, east wing. Just take the elevator up. 711 01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:47,958 (GROANS) 712 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:49,376 Just... 713 01:08:49,918 --> 01:08:51,128 All right. 714 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,883 I'm so... Just... 715 01:08:56,967 --> 01:09:00,971 Please, just stay here and do nothing. 716 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:03,890 If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong. 717 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,395 I've got to take care of my family now. 718 01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:33,420 The nurse says that it's not a coma, that she's just... 719 01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:36,798 She's just sort of taking time out, 720 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,677 but we haven't seen a doctor yet, so I don't... 721 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,310 - Dr. Jacobson? - Yes? 722 01:09:48,435 --> 01:09:49,936 We need you urgently in OR 3. 723 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,481 - No can do. I'm due in number 4 at 1:00. - Sir, it's urgent. 724 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:55,192 We have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding. 725 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:56,443 Okay. 726 01:10:09,498 --> 01:10:11,375 Yes, it's urgent! 727 01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:14,002 - What's happening? - Surgeon's on his way up. 728 01:10:16,505 --> 01:10:19,007 At last, Dr. Bean. 729 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:22,636 NURSE: Hello, Doctor. We've got a 45-year-old male, blood type B negative, 730 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:24,429 brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago. 731 01:10:24,513 --> 01:10:26,348 He's got a penetrating injury to the left chest. 732 01:10:26,473 --> 01:10:28,433 - The... - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 733 01:10:28,517 --> 01:10:29,893 The stethoscope's fallen. 734 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:32,646 - Gotta get him in there right now. - No, no, no! 735 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:35,982 Come in, Doctor. It looks like a bullet in the lower thorax. 736 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:37,234 It seems to have ruptured the lung, 737 01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:39,111 and there's severe inner bleeding along the abdomen. 738 01:10:39,194 --> 01:10:40,570 Doctor, he's coming to. 739 01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:43,365 - All right, give him a T-70. - NURSE: Got it. 740 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,835 Shall I extend the incision, sir? 741 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:57,045 We've taken it from the breastbone to the diaphragm. 742 01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:59,756 We may have to extend further to get to the spleen. 743 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,508 (TUT-TUTTING) 744 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,302 Sorry, sir, it's only my first week. 745 01:11:04,386 --> 01:11:07,389 No, you're right, Doctor. We should wait for the x-rays. 746 01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:09,683 Help! We are losing this guy out here! 747 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:13,186 - For Jesus' sake, we need help! - DOCTOR: Go! Go! Go! Get in here! 748 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,232 Watch he doesn't go into hemodynamic shock. 749 01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:18,733 We'll be right back. 750 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,869 - NURSE: Defibrillating! - All right, charge the paddles to 200 watts. 751 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:30,203 Got it. 752 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,124 Clear! 753 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,548 (SIGHS) 754 01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:17,792 What's that? 755 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,110 (CHUCKLES) 756 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:53,787 Jolly good. Clean it up. 757 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:15,517 Sorry to keep you waiting, sir. 758 01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,227 Nice work in there, people. Now back to the bleeding. 759 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:19,229 Where's this blood coming from? We got to clamp it off. 760 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:20,438 - Where the hell's that J-17? - What happened? 761 01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:22,774 - We need that J-17 in OR 4 right now. - He's got major trauma. 762 01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,235 There's too much blood. I can't see a thing. 763 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,487 - More suction. - Somebody check that line. 764 01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:30,031 - Blood pressure's bottoming out. - Hook me up with 12, will you? 765 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:33,326 His heart rate is dropping. We're gonna lose him. 766 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,412 - How's the TMS? - Come on, people! He's crashing on us. 767 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:36,580 DOCTOR: Damn! 768 01:13:36,663 --> 01:13:38,498 - I'm not getting a reading. - Where is this bullet? 769 01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:40,041 - Hang in there, fellow. - Come on, hold on to him. 770 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:42,919 - If we don't find it, he's a dead man. - I am not gonna lose this guy. 771 01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:44,546 NURSE: He's slipping. 772 01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:47,465 Sir, we're losing him. I've got to get in there now. 773 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:48,717 (SCOFFS) 774 01:13:52,846 --> 01:13:55,098 Doctor, you can't just... It's too dangerous! 775 01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:08,945 (MONITOR BLEEPS) 776 01:14:09,029 --> 01:14:10,572 My God! 777 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,366 (CLANKING) 778 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:17,203 - Incredible. - NURSE: Heart rate is stabilising. 779 01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:19,456 Blood pressure's climbing back. 780 01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,211 (SIGHS ADMIRINGLY) 781 01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:26,838 You saved him! 782 01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:31,718 (RAZZING) 783 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:35,972 Oh, Doctor, thank God. My daughter was in an accident. 784 01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:37,557 No one's even taken a look at her yet. 785 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:40,727 We're desperate for some medical attention in here. 786 01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:43,313 Would you mind? 787 01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:47,108 (CLEARS THROAT) 788 01:14:47,192 --> 01:14:48,943 Don't worry, honey. The doctor will check her out. 789 01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:50,570 Oh, thank God. 790 01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:56,618 Mr. and Mrs. Langley, 791 01:14:56,701 --> 01:15:00,080 any kind of damage to the brain is a very sensitive thing to observe, 792 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,750 so maybe we should just step outside and give the doctor a little room to work. 793 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,086 ALISON: The first nurse said we shouldn't think of it as a coma 794 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,504 but more like a deep sleep. 795 01:15:07,587 --> 01:15:10,507 - Yes, that's sort of true. - Could I ask you a question? 796 01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:22,894 (WHISPERS) Jennifer? 797 01:15:23,395 --> 01:15:27,524 Wakey, wakey, breakfast's ready. 798 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,317 Jennifer? 799 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,028 What time is it? 800 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:35,532 It's almost 2:00. 801 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:38,910 Can you turn the clock back about 12 hours for me? 802 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:41,121 Sure. 803 01:15:43,581 --> 01:15:44,958 (GROWLS) 804 01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:56,428 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 805 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,974 I don't know what to say about Bean. 806 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:04,686 He's clearly a force-10 disaster area, 807 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:09,774 but, God help me, I like him. 808 01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:17,991 Now, having said that, there is no reason in the world 809 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,578 why any of you should ever have anything to do with him again. 810 01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:23,079 (GRUNTING) 811 01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:56,029 (BUZZING) 812 01:16:58,531 --> 01:16:59,824 (SCREAMING) 813 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:06,873 Mom? Dad? Anyone? 814 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,166 Oh, my God, Jennifer. 815 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,710 - Oh, honey. Sweetie. - Honey! Oh, look at you. 816 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:13,004 - Mum, what happened? - You had an accident, honey, 817 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,757 but everything is gonna be okay. 818 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,052 - But what happened to Stingo? - Just bruises, collar bone. 819 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:21,638 He'll be fine, until I get my hands on him. 820 01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:25,725 - Hey, Doctor, where are you going? - Where do you think you're going? 821 01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:29,646 How can we ever say thank you? No, you've made us so happy. 822 01:17:29,729 --> 01:17:32,607 - Tell us, what can we do? We'll do anything. - Anything. 823 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:44,369 Well, I suppose you could let me stay another week. 824 01:17:51,918 --> 01:17:53,294 (I LOVE L.A. PLAYING) 825 01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:59,509 Sunset Boulevard. 826 01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:28,246 (TYRES SCREECHING) 827 01:19:02,697 --> 01:19:05,116 - Presents! Presents! - Hey! What's this all about? 828 01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:09,704 - This is heavy. - Thank you. 829 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,623 - Next present for Jen. - Thanks. 830 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:14,375 DAVID: Let's see what we got here. 831 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,379 Oh, look, laxatives. Yeah, a whole box of them. 832 01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:21,299 Oh, hey, there they are. 833 01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:23,384 Eggs, six of them. 834 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:25,803 Barbie! 835 01:19:28,556 --> 01:19:31,059 - Thanks. - DAVID: What did you get there? 836 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:36,648 Ta-da! 837 01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:44,447 Smile. 838 01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:56,167 DAVID: Give us a smile. 839 01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:03,299 - Bye-bye! - Bye! 840 01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:04,842 Bye, Beanie! 841 01:20:07,387 --> 01:20:08,721 KEVIN: See you! 842 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:14,310 BEAN: Farewell! 843 01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:23,653 MAN ANNOUNCING ON PA: Do not leave your car unattended. 844 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:27,782 - Unattended vehicles... - Well, Beanie, it's been 845 01:20:28,783 --> 01:20:30,243 surreal. 846 01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:35,164 I want you to know you can come back and visit anytime. 847 01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:38,334 - Yes. - In the fairly distant future. 848 01:20:38,418 --> 01:20:39,544 (CHUCKLES) 849 01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:45,591 (STUTTERS) I know it sounds insane, 850 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,094 but I'm really gonna miss you. 851 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:52,473 Okay. 852 01:21:09,449 --> 01:21:10,616 Okay. 853 01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:14,871 Okay. Goodbye again. 854 01:21:20,585 --> 01:21:21,878 (SNORTS) 855 01:22:52,218 --> 01:22:54,637 (PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING) 856 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:46,040 (THAT KINDA GUY PLAYING) 857 01:26:35,441 --> 01:26:37,443 (HE'S A REBEL PLAYING) 858 01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:46,739 Yes, I normally stay till the end as well. 859 01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:51,368 Bye. 860 01:28:58,751 --> 01:29:01,587 You can go now if you wish. 861 01:29:03,923 --> 01:29:05,257 Dear me. 862 01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:06,759 Bye.