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- <i>All</i>
<i>right, people, let's-</i>

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- I should have
listened to my agent.

3
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I just stepped in dog shit,

4
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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,

5
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besides some dog shit.

6
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At least I hope it
was dog shit.

7
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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong

8
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with this picture.

9
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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.

10
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I'm holding on for dear life,

11
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but it's like this
universe has it out

12
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for this project or something.

13
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What?

14
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Hey.

15
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- So you emerge
from the darkness.

16
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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.

17
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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,

18
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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,

19
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just as they come upon you.
- What?

20
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- And there's-

21
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- That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,

22
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nothing like what we rehearsed.

23
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What are you
talking about, what?

24
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Like, I am all about, like,

25
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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,

26
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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-

27
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- Fuck my life.

28
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- Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?

29
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Nobody wants to die here, okay?

30
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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-

31
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- These dogs?
- Something's off.

32
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- You mean our dogs?

33
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- Yes.

34
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- Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.

35
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- Are you kidding me?

36
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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?

37
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- Yeah, no.

38
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- Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.

39
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They couldn't
reattach his finger.

40
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He's down to nine,
so completely,

41
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please, come up with some plan

42
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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.

43
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- The only plan
I know is the one

44
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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,

45
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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made

46
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for this kind of heroism.

47
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- Fuck, what about the blood?

48
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Is the blood okay for the dog?

49
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- Yeah.

50
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- It's been green
lighted by the vet

51
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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic

52
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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?

53
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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.

54
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- You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?

55
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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?

56
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- No.

57
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- So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood

58
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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?

59
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Are you, are you, that's it,

60
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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be

61
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final, they've gotta have

62
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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.

63
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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-

64
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- <i>That's it, wrap it</i>
<i>up.</i>

65
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- Montoya?

66
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- Maria?

67
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Come on, Maria.

68
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- Montoya?

69
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Montoya?

70
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Montoya?

71
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- Maria?

72
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- Marco!

73
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Marco?

74
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- Marco?

75
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- Maria.

76
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- Hector!

77
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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?

78
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Five top content creators
to come to this island

79
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to save these beautiful mutts

80
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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.

81
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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,

82
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and the hot young Timothée
Chalamet Willy Wonka,

83
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not the old, creepy one.

84
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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island

85
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and I'm gonna say
their names

86
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- Right now, drum roll.

87
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- First on the list.

88
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for the next generation
of busy ladies.

89
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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.

90
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- <i>Vince</i>
<i>Ventura mentioned you</i>

91
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<i>in his live stream, play video?</i>

92
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- Play.
<i>- Play.</i>

93
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- First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.

94
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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.

95
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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.

96
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- Big Farmer.

97
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- You gotta check this out.

98
00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:53,687
- Hey, man,
don't you see

99
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,590
Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?

100
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:56,591
- It's super fresh.

101
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But so is this.

102
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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.

103
00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,996
- He's inviting
you to a private island.

104
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,431
- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.

105
00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:05,366
- Dope.

106
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,337
- And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.

107
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,610
- Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.

108
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,111
- You flip a bird to bureaucracy

109
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with every block
you chain, brother.

110
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- I made it!

111
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- But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,

112
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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.

113
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There are a couple
more people coming,

114
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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.

115
00:11:33,494 --> 00:11:34,328
- Who the hell are they?

116
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,500
- Hey, yo, V, come on.

117
00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:43,337
Get those knees up,
move a little faster.

118
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,507
Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.

119
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- You're the one who was late.

120
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:52,046
- Well, I was busy
securing our future.

121
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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.

122
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- Collins.

123
00:11:56,618 --> 00:11:57,384
- Hmm?

124
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- Our viewers are kids.

125
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- That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.

126
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,892
Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.

127
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,393
- Hmm.

128
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,896
- Nice tattoo design.

129
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,864
Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?

130
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:11,765
You just, like-

131
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,500
- Dude.

132
00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:14,502
- Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,

133
00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:16,770
but no shade, that's um,

134
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,741
that's actually pretty legit.

135
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,876
- Okay, first of all, fuck you.

136
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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.

137
00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:26,581
- You ready to make some magic?

138
00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:28,382
- Can you just give me a second

139
00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:30,685
to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?

140
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,787
- Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,

141
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,523
and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-

142
00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:37,258
- Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.

143
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,892
- Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights

144
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,427
on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar

145
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,862
and brighten up the
room a little bit-

146
00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,931
- Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?

147
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,601
- The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.

148
00:12:46,735 --> 00:12:48,102
- Ooh, no, I am the arms.

149
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,270
- Nope, you're
vertically challenged.

150
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:52,306
Your face would be out of frame.

151
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:56,043
Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?

152
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,245
- Philosophical
gems from the star

153
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,615
of my pits on your pendulums.

154
00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:02,483
- Well, try not to
kill my good vibes

155
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:09,089
when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.

156
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,958
Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.

157
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,093
We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake

158
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,597
and have Violet
eat it in today's.

159
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,966
- "Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.

160
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,135
- I will not just be
decorating this cake,

161
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,903
but I guess now eating it too.

162
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,739
- But why are we like this?

163
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,307
It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.

164
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,110
No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.

165
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,319
- Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.

166
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:40,454
Mm, it's so good.

167
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,156
- Hey, hey, Violet.

168
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,591
What do the fans think of
our performance so far?

169
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:46,026
- Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.

170
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,194
- Internet royalty.

171
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,262
- Yeah, sure, we'll take it.

172
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,830
- Two thumbs up, baby.

173
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,333
- And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.

174
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,001
Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving

175
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,503
with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.

176
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,304
Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.

177
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,607
Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.

178
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,845
- Oh, mm-mm.

179
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,382
- Yes, yes.

180
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,118
- Looks so great.

181
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,687
- It's almost iconic.

182
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:14,221
- That's a good-looking
group right there.

183
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,490
Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.

184
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,058
- Yo, mad love, for real.

185
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,728
I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,

186
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,529
hoping you guys
make viral history.

187
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,732
All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.

188
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,898
- Let's do it.

189
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,400
- Let's go pet some puppies.

190
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,176
- I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.

191
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,045
- Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,

192
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,548
but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.

193
00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:42,717
- It kind of sounds like you do.

194
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:44,918
- I ain't tripping on
it, little mama.

195
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,589
- Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?

196
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:48,656
- No, no, no, we're the-

197
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:49,824
- Actually, nevermind.

198
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,725
- We're the Shenanigan siblings.

199
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:51,659
- I don't care.

200
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,227
- Yeah, we just crossed

201
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,095
four million subs
last month, actually.

202
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,030
I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper

203
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,032
on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.

204
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,401
- Thanks, bro.

205
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:03,705
- Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.

206
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:05,874
That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.

207
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,908
Scan that QR code
and bam,

208
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943
you're one Bitcoin richer.

209
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,412
- Oh, that's lit.

210
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,851
- What, you guys didn't know?

211
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,520
Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.

212
00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,120
If you had watched my vids,

213
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,355
you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.

214
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,891
- That peel mixed with

215
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025
your perfume smell
like banana pudding.

216
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,963
Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.

217
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,366
- Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.

218
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,967
That's where we're laying
down a track system

219
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,069
for our trams,
pretty dope, right?

220
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,739
- It's popping.

221
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,306
- Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?

222
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,208
That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.

223
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,877
It'll take people
from the city straight

224
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,312
to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.

225
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,284
- Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?

226
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,221
- Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.

227
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,557
He is counting down the seconds

228
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,492
'til he gets to meet you guys.

229
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,961
Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.

230
00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,415
- Whoa.

231
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:22,951
- Nice.

232
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,184
- Mm-hmm.

233
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,486
- This is huge for us, V.

234
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,489
- Hola, my special guests.

235
00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:31,659
Welcome to Vincetopia.

236
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,695
That's right, I
colonized this bitch.

237
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,930
Give it here, give it here.

238
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,766
- Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.

239
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,334
Hey, do you have wifi here?

240
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,836
- Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know

241
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,638
if you got the wifi hooked up.

242
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,673
- I can do you one
better, my boy.

243
00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:47,274
I got my own cell tower.

244
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,877
- That's fucking dope.

245
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,111
- Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,

246
00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,280
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.

247
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,782
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.

248
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:55,984
That's legal here.

249
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,986
Oh, but guess what, you guys?

250
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,521
You can't use it!

251
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,689
- Huh?

252
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:03,958
- Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn

253
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,793
into JOMO, I promise.

254
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,128
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.

255
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,731
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,

256
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,032
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.

257
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,968
- It's going up.

258
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,504
- He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.

259
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:17,672
- Look at this place.

260
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,641
It looks like a tropical resort.

261
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,208
- Wait, how
did you engineer this?

262
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,810
- Did you
engineer this yourself?

263
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:23,978
- Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.

264
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,547
Wait 'til you the see beautiful

265
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,180
doggy paradise this
island will become.

266
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,851
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys.

267
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:34,756
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.

268
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,189
- Hello, future citizens.

269
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:38,893
- What, they're
fucking wild dogs?

270
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,094
- I can't wait to meet you.

271
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:45,065
Behold, these canines
are the backbone

272
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,167
of our little viral odyssey.

273
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,402
- German shepherds?

274
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:51,606
- Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth

275
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,876
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.

276
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,511
- Good eye.

277
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,912
- Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.

278
00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:58,846
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-

279
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,851
- Easy, easy, easy,
cowboy.

280
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:05,587
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,

281
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,855
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.

282
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,256
- Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody.

283
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,257
- All right, cute
dogs, let's go.

284
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,191
- Give it up for Vince.

285
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,063
- I'm like the
Oprah of dogs.

286
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:18,633
- She gotta go to the bathroom.

287
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:22,135
- Waivers and IDs.

288
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,871
- Right this way.

289
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,707
After you, my dudes.

290
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,141
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.

291
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,242
After you.

292
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,147
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.

293
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:40,120
- Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?

294
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:44,559
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.

295
00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:46,259
- Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?

296
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,730
- That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.

297
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:50,464
So down the hall,

298
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:52,600
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.

299
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:56,269
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.

300
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,841
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay

301
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:03,243
for the main event,
so do me a favor

302
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:07,015
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,

303
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,518
all right, indoor
shenanigans, <i>au revoir.</i>

304
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,185
- That food look good.

305
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,857
- Ah, there she goes.

306
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:26,366
- I do this for a living.

307
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,969
You know how many animals

308
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:28,870
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs

309
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:29,804
for a living?

310
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:30,805
- I wrangle cows.

311
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,272
- Tell me what you think

312
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:33,273
about our fellow
icons of the internet.

313
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,946
- I feel like we've dropped down

314
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,149
into the carnival of crazies,

315
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,117
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.

316
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,253
- Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?

317
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,558
- Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.

318
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:53,326
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.

319
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:57,665
- Oh, that was pretty cold, V.

320
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:02,469
Okay, how about
we pivot to something a bit

321
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:06,874
fluffier?

322
00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,342
- Huh, the dogs?

323
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,879
- Thoughts?

324
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:17,719
- Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.

325
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,253
- Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat

326
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,989
than dog squad, huh?

327
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,591
- No, I love the dogs.

328
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:28,196
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.

329
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,165
- Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.

330
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,835
This is the fucking man, okay?

331
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:36,070
He's throwing so much
money into this island

332
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,172
to give these dogs a paradise.

333
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,676
- It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.

334
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,852
- Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?

335
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,019
You all good in the 'hood?

336
00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,755
- Yeah, I'm just gonna step out

337
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:56,256
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.

338
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,960
- Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.

339
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,695
- Man, she don't give a.

340
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:48,676
- Aw, you're still up, huh?

341
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:52,780
Hey.

342
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:58,653
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?

343
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:01,155
I wish I had a treat for you.

344
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,140
Okay, nope.

345
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,569
Oh, fuck, Collins.

346
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,470
- I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.

347
00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:51,639
I figured you'd moseyed-

348
00:22:51,772 --> 00:22:52,874
- You scared the shit out of me.

349
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,141
- Hey, check it out.

350
00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,743
- Let's check it out.

351
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:58,411
- You were so serving
final girl energy here.

352
00:22:58,546 --> 00:23:01,048
- Eat a dick.

353
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:04,384
- Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.

354
00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,354
- As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version

355
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,855
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,

356
00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:10,490
you're now hiding
behind the trees,

357
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:13,561
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?

358
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:17,331
I love ya, but I quit.

359
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,367
- Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,

360
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,202
you're just gonna
go back to your cave

361
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,170
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?

362
00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:27,909
- At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.

363
00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:30,378
- Look, this is
our shot, Violet.

364
00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,213
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,

365
00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:35,049
this is it,

366
00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,350
- Well, that just
sounds like more risk

367
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,418
and click bait to me.

368
00:23:38,552 --> 00:23:40,453
- Hey, come on, stop, Violet.

369
00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:44,625
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,

370
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:46,227
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.

371
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,095
- That shit counts
for something, right?

372
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:50,197
- Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,

373
00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:53,401
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar

374
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,369
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,

375
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:59,439
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.

376
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,378
- Me?

377
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:11,118
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task

378
00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:14,155
between paying bills
and existential dread?

379
00:24:16,924 --> 00:24:18,793
- Like, crafting
content from the comfort

380
00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:21,929
of our little
studio, that's cool,

381
00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:24,298
and I'm cool with
that, but diving

382
00:24:24,432 --> 00:24:27,301
into the vapid creator circus,

383
00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:30,304
it's just, I can't do it.

384
00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:34,175
- All right, so look,

385
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,443
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.

386
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,946
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.

387
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,183
It's okay to like them.

388
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:45,086
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.

389
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,689
I mean, have you ever considered

390
00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:51,192
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous

391
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:54,462
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?

392
00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,203
- They're as real as it gets?

393
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,841
They're as real as it gets?

394
00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:08,642
They're as real as it gets,

395
00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:13,180
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue

396
00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:15,016
that's keeping me from growing

397
00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:19,387
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?

398
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,322
Okay, let me just try this out.

399
00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:25,026
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection

400
00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:27,395
of Botox and bleached assholes.

401
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,196
Drop your dignity
in the comments.

402
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,032
What's up, blockchain believers?

403
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:33,234
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how

404
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,070
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee

405
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:39,573
they'll either put out or
shut up.

406
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:41,542
Don't forget to smash
the like button.

407
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,879
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,

408
00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:48,549
that is so fucking bleak.

409
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,724
- Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.

410
00:25:56,857 --> 00:25:57,658
Damn, that-

411
00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:58,659
- Shut up.

412
00:25:58,793 --> 00:25:59,894
- Performance was gold.

413
00:26:00,027 --> 00:26:01,662
- Shut up, dude.

414
00:26:01,796 --> 00:26:07,568
- Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."

415
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:08,769
- Shut up.

416
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:09,703
- V.

417
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,572
- Yeah?

418
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,574
- What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?

419
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,544
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?

420
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,711
- Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.

421
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,880
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.

422
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,882
- Thalia smells like Starbucks,

423
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:22,917
sunscreen, and weed.

424
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:23,951
- Collins.

425
00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:25,052
- Please, just chill.

426
00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,923
Come on, just give it one night,

427
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,625
just one little night
for me, one night-

428
00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:34,462
- Okay, fine, fine, tonight.

429
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,430
But if I find myself the star

430
00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:43,037
of some sleep shaming reel,
you are dead.

431
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,438
- V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,

432
00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:45,873
but, but, yes.

433
00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:47,208
If tomorrow's a flop-

434
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:49,477
- Uh-huh?

435
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,746
- We bounce together,
all right, deal?

436
00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:55,950
Deal?
- Deal.

437
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,284
- All right.

438
00:27:07,261 --> 00:27:08,662
This is so good.

439
00:27:08,796 --> 00:27:09,630
- These are
good, right here.

440
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:15,169
- All right, hand
me that, hand me that.

441
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,237
- Actually,
I have a question.

442
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,771
- Good morning, squad!

443
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,110
NDAs are signed?

444
00:27:23,244 --> 00:27:25,112
- We're all clear.
- Yeah.

445
00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:26,515
- I kind of-

446
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:27,582
- All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.

447
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,116
- All righty.

448
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:39,026
15 years ago, this island-

449
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,530
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees

450
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,632
and crying about global
warming or some shit?

451
00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:44,698
- Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb

452
00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,000
on my energy here, so.

453
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:50,204
- You're right, you're right.

454
00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:58,279
- 15 years ago, this island

455
00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:01,215
that we are on right
now became the setting

456
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,785
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary

457
00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:08,355
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.

458
00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,057
The film was never finished

459
00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:13,160
because the animal trainers
just, poof,

460
00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:15,530
they vanished, never
to be seen again,

461
00:28:15,664 --> 00:28:18,465
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,

462
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,303
left
to rule this island.

463
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:23,638
- So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?

464
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:25,739
- Nah, I tried that once.

465
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:27,374
I had this capybara.

466
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:29,043
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.

467
00:28:31,646 --> 00:28:33,414
- But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,

468
00:28:33,548 --> 00:28:35,249
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.

469
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,717
- Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

470
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,352
Capybaras are rodents.

471
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,221
- Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,

472
00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:43,824
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.

473
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,594
- Hey, guys, do me a favor.

474
00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,094
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.

475
00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:50,231
This is actually about building.

476
00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,273
- Is that an A-train?

477
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:03,043
- That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.

478
00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:05,913
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,

479
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,282
though there will be,
there will be a lot of that.

480
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,586
No, this is about
transforming these dogs

481
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,154
from ragged to radiant,

482
00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,357
and then releasing them
to live out the rest

483
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:20,928
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.

484
00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,597
- Um, can you just circle back,

485
00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:25,099
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?

486
00:29:25,232 --> 00:29:26,133
Why are we here?

487
00:29:27,234 --> 00:29:28,202
- Great question.

488
00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:30,070
- Thank you.

489
00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:35,809
- We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.

490
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:40,414
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.

491
00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,150
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs

492
00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,052
of this island.

493
00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:50,625
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers

494
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,494
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.

495
00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:55,896
- Shit.

496
00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,333
- And the best part?

497
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,503
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,

498
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,837
which I will
personally be editing

499
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:07,509
into an epic eight-part saga.

500
00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:11,178
- Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.

501
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,749
- Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.

502
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:20,321
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show

503
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:21,922
under the guise of
animal activism,

504
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:23,290
when really, it's
just about the clicks.

505
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,992
That's what I'm hearing.

506
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,860
- Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.

507
00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,329
But since we're on
the topic of subs,

508
00:30:28,462 --> 00:30:30,297
I guess let's dive into it.

509
00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:32,433
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,

510
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,703
you will be a
winner, regardless.

511
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,204
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it

512
00:30:37,338 --> 00:30:43,645
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.

513
00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:45,513
- Yeah, yes.

514
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,047
- So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.

515
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,218
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion

516
00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:52,986
in three, two, one.

517
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,154
- Boom.

518
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:55,155
- Boom.

519
00:30:55,289 --> 00:30:56,156
- I'm with that.

520
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:57,124
- Hold on, for real?

521
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:58,992
- Yeah, for real.

522
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:01,529
- You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,

523
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,063
out in that fucking jungle?

524
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:06,066
- Mason, buddy, brother.

525
00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:09,403
You're our alpha wolf.

526
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,472
- Facts.

527
00:31:11,606 --> 00:31:12,473
- What's up, yes.

528
00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:14,174
- All right.

529
00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:15,976
- Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,

530
00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:17,878
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are

531
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:19,480
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.

532
00:31:19,614 --> 00:31:21,081
- Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.

533
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:23,484
- You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.

534
00:31:24,819 --> 00:31:26,153
And Violet Femme-

535
00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,722
- My god, now my
name's gonna be linked

536
00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:29,089
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.

537
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,024
- Your straight
shooting persona,

538
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:34,261
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,

539
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:35,597
it's like lightening
in a bottle.

540
00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:36,664
- Well, thank you so much.

541
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,232
- One of those dogs
tried to

542
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,934
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.

543
00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:42,035
- Wait, what?

544
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:43,705
- For real?
- What?

545
00:31:43,838 --> 00:31:45,205
- I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.

546
00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:46,407
- I think you're
missing the headline.

547
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:47,908
- Okay, listen.

548
00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,012
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?

549
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,280
- It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.

550
00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:54,214
I think it has rabies.

551
00:31:54,348 --> 00:31:55,349
Are you a vet?

552
00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:56,684
- Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.

553
00:31:56,818 --> 00:31:58,352
Are we talking rabies here?

554
00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,953
Because that's a game changer-

555
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,856
- I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.

556
00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,558
That's some serious shit.

557
00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,593
- They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?

558
00:32:05,727 --> 00:32:07,294
They are puppy dogs.

559
00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,631
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?

560
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:12,933
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.

561
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,435
Right this way,
follow the sausage,

562
00:32:14,569 --> 00:32:16,236
the one in my
hand, not my pants.

563
00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,106
They get a little bit groggy.

564
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,274
It's the morning, dudes.

565
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:22,109
Give them some time to wake up.

566
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,448
Aw, there's our little baby.

567
00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:30,484
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.

568
00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:32,419
- Yeah.

569
00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:33,888
- Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.

570
00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:35,956
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.

571
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,292
- Oh, letting them out?

572
00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:39,894
- See?

573
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,296
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
all right.

574
00:32:43,698 --> 00:32:46,300
We call this one Spike, see?

575
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:52,139
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.

576
00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:56,143
See, he's nicer than I remember.

577
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,680
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?

578
00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:01,749
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?

579
00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:06,921
- Oh, shit.

580
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,362
- He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-

581
00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,998
- Shit.

582
00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:31,513
- Go, go, go, go!

583
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:32,947
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.

584
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,550
- Oh, my god.

585
00:33:35,683 --> 00:33:36,784
He's gonna bust in.

586
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:39,052
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.

587
00:33:42,757 --> 00:33:44,224
- Is that door gonna hold?

588
00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:45,960
Not much longer.

589
00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:46,961
- Maybe we ought
to block the doors,guys.

590
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:47,862
- He's dead.

591
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,363
- Oh, shit.

592
00:33:50,665 --> 00:33:51,533
- Do you hear them?

593
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:52,667
- Oh, god, he's out there.

594
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,468
He's out there somewhere.

595
00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:56,571
- Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.

596
00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:01,141
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.

597
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,710
- Hey, do
you see anything?

598
00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:04,344
- Here,
dogs of every shape-

599
00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:05,547
- Farmer Jay,
do you see something?

600
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,247
- No.

601
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,182
- Inviting you
to join them, join them-

602
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:11,051
- Is it locked?

603
00:34:12,954 --> 00:34:13,721
- Stay right
there, stay right there.

604
00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:14,822
- Oh, fuck.

605
00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:16,189
- Come on.

606
00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:17,257
- There's
nothing out there.

607
00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:18,927
- You sure?

608
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:20,995
- Oh, shit, hmm mm.

609
00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:24,398
- Oh!

610
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:27,167
Oh, oh!

611
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:28,770
- Oh, shit.

612
00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:29,837
- Collins, watch out!

613
00:34:29,971 --> 00:34:30,738
- Violet, oh, my god.

614
00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:35,442
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.

615
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:41,516
- Collins, move.

616
00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,287
- This one is for Vince,

617
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,790
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

618
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:49,691
- What are you doing?
- Chill!

619
00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,030
- Shit!

620
00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,364
- Oh, shit!

621
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:58,700
- You motherfucker.

622
00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:03,071
- Collins, Collins!

623
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,204
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!

624
00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:05,439
- Get the fuck off me!

625
00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:12,245
- Get
him, get him, get him,

626
00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:14,949
stupid motherfucker, go!

627
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,216
- Mason!

628
00:35:22,924 --> 00:35:23,891
- Don't just
fucking stand there.

629
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,226
Let's go, get out.

630
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,762
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

631
00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,097
- Let's go
to the wine cellar!

632
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,232
- Collins!

633
00:35:32,366 --> 00:35:33,333
- Collins, get the fuck up!

634
00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,136
- What the fuck?

635
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,605
- No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.

636
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:38,773
- I do not consent.

637
00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:40,307
- Stop fucking my friend.

638
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,511
- Hang on, I have an idea.

639
00:35:43,645 --> 00:35:45,647
I have the fire extinguisher.

640
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,481
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.

641
00:35:47,615 --> 00:35:49,017
- Let's go!

642
00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:00,094
- Hurry up!

643
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,763
- I'm trying to move fast.

644
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:02,930
Come on, Collins.
- Hey, what's that?

645
00:36:03,064 --> 00:36:05,198
I don't even know what that was.

646
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,366
- Come on.

647
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:07,535
- What is this shit?

648
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:08,970
- Lean on me.

649
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:10,203
- Pretty good,
it's not that bad.

650
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,171
- Quick, we need
to sterilize it.

651
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:12,707
Oh, my god.

652
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,609
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.

653
00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,845
- We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.

654
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:21,381
Shit, I'm helping.

655
00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:23,483
No time for niceties, bro.

656
00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:25,520
- Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?

657
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:26,688
- Here, take this.

658
00:36:26,821 --> 00:36:28,321
- Thanks.

659
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:29,991
- So Thalia's the only person

660
00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:31,491
that got connection with
the outside world, right?

661
00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,061
So we ought to
holler at her and see

662
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,629
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,

663
00:36:34,762 --> 00:36:36,196
or Seal the singer,

664
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,665
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.

665
00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:39,133
- Does that hurt?

666
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:40,467
- But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?

667
00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:43,671
- Hey, window.

668
00:36:47,775 --> 00:36:50,978
- Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons

669
00:36:51,112 --> 00:36:53,413
or something to fight them.
- True.

670
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:59,654
- You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.

671
00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,155
Pow, bitch.

672
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,758
- Oh, my god.

673
00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:04,726
- Mason.

674
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:05,927
- What's wrong with you?

675
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:08,495
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.

676
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,200
Give me that shit.

677
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:14,702
- This some Secret Santa shit?

678
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,504
Man, your ass is crazy.

679
00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:19,107
Come on, man, hoist me up here

680
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,843
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.

681
00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:22,777
- Okay, all right.

682
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:23,711
- Come on.

683
00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:26,514
- Yeah, what do you see?

684
00:37:26,647 --> 00:37:28,182
- All right, hold on.

685
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,450
- You see anything?

686
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:37,290
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.

687
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:38,526
What do you see?

688
00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:39,459
- Oh, careful.

689
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:40,628
- Come on.

690
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:41,963
- You got it?

691
00:37:42,096 --> 00:37:43,197
- Bro.
- You need some help?

692
00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:45,066
- Guys, keep it down.

693
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:46,100
- 'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?

694
00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:48,870
- What's
going on, you see anything?

695
00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,037
- Keep it down.

696
00:37:50,171 --> 00:37:50,972
- You see anything?

697
00:37:57,277 --> 00:38:00,081
- Hey, big fella.

698
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,719
How you doing?

699
00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:07,922
Easy, bitch.

700
00:38:10,525 --> 00:38:13,127
Ahhh!

701
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:17,464
- What the
hell is going on up there

702
00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:18,666
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?

703
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,268
- I didn't mean to do it, oh.

704
00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:24,739
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.

705
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,306
Reel me in, reel me in.

706
00:38:26,439 --> 00:38:27,340
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.

707
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:29,277
- Come on, pull me, pull.

708
00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:30,778
Oh, no, no, no, no.

709
00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:31,979
Oh, no, no, no!

710
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:32,980
- Oh, shit.

711
00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:36,117
- Sorry, buddy.

712
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,251
- It almost bit
my goddamn face off

713
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,753
- It's all right, get up.

714
00:38:38,886 --> 00:38:39,720
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.

715
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:40,888
- That was stupid.

716
00:38:41,022 --> 00:38:41,856
- It's a
wild one out there

717
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:43,356
patrolling the perimeter.

718
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,859
- How far is
it to Thalia's from here?

719
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:45,993
- What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?

720
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,128
- Guys, I'll go.

721
00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:48,129
- Yeah, good one.

722
00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:50,298
- Actually, I can go with her.

723
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,699
- Sure you can, dude.

724
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:54,001
- Yeah, me too, I can move fast.

725
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:57,638
- All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,

726
00:38:57,772 --> 00:38:58,940
run interference, okay?

727
00:38:59,073 --> 00:39:00,808
I'll set up a distraction,

728
00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:04,212
and that way you'd be able
to move around them.

729
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,880
- You gonna be okay

730
00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:06,948
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.

731
00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,182
We need a distraction.

732
00:39:11,919 --> 00:39:13,688
- What the fuck is this?

733
00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:17,658
- Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

734
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,127
I see what this is.

735
00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:21,529
- Mm-hmm.

736
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,133
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier

737
00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:28,135
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?

738
00:39:28,269 --> 00:39:31,339
- Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.

739
00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:33,541
- I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.

740
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:37,211
- The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.

741
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,222
- Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

742
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,726
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.

743
00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:54,427
- Just sit down.

744
00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,598
- No, it's, my ankle's fucked.

745
00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,767
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.

746
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:01,102
Just come back for me.

747
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:06,406
- Okay, okay.
- All right.

748
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,842
- I swear to god, bro, I'm out.

749
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,610
As soon as I get out of here,

750
00:40:09,744 --> 00:40:11,612
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-

751
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:12,780
- Shut your ass up.

752
00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:13,714
- Man, you shut the fuck up.

753
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:15,716
What?

754
00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:16,717
- Oh, oh.

755
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:19,887
Go, go.

756
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:23,858
Hurry up, stupid.

757
00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:39,273
I think he saw me.

758
00:40:44,011 --> 00:40:45,112
- Get down.

759
00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:03,264
- Oh, fuck.

760
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:04,432
- Fuck.

761
00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:09,170
- Psst, go, go, go, come on.

762
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:15,676
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.

763
00:41:24,819 --> 00:41:26,787
- Go, go, run!

764
00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:30,992
- Quick, we gotta hide!

765
00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:34,996
- Oh, my god.

766
00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,149
- Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,

767
00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:30,217
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.

768
00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:31,185
- What are you talking about?

769
00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:38,192
- All right, all right.

770
00:42:53,074 --> 00:42:54,275
- I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.

771
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,576
- Nah, I'm cool.

772
00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:56,610
- Are you sure?

773
00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:57,745
He cooks in the lab.

774
00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:59,514
- This shit ain't working.

775
00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:05,520
- Oh, shit.

776
00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:12,193
- Hey, I got something
for your ass-

777
00:43:12,326 --> 00:43:13,627
- Abort, abort!

778
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:17,598
Eat this, eat this.

779
00:43:18,866 --> 00:43:21,802
- Oh, shit.

780
00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:31,445
Bingo.

781
00:43:32,947 --> 00:43:34,949
- Let's go, get
to the cell tower!

782
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,261
- Ugh.

783
00:43:48,563 --> 00:43:51,499
Oh, that smell.

784
00:44:07,815 --> 00:44:08,749
- Oh.

785
00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:11,852
Oh, oh, thank god.

786
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:14,421
- Okay, don't get closer to it.

787
00:44:14,556 --> 00:44:16,390
- Oh, he's so cute.

788
00:44:16,525 --> 00:44:18,959
- That innocence has
an expiration date.

789
00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:22,163
- I could totally be its, like,

790
00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:23,264
rehabilitation
coach or something.

791
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:28,435
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!

792
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:29,470
- Oh, my God.

793
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,207
- Kick it, kick it, kick it!

794
00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:39,380
- Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.

795
00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:48,455
Huh.

796
00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:57,865
- Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?

797
00:44:57,998 --> 00:44:59,668
- Okay.

798
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,203
Very slow, back away.

799
00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:07,007
- Hey, big fella.

800
00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:08,909
- Hey.

801
00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:10,545
- Oh, easy.

802
00:45:12,514 --> 00:45:16,551
Easy.

803
00:45:16,685 --> 00:45:19,186
- Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.

804
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,921
- Can dogs push buttons?

805
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:24,693
- Bitch, please.

806
00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:26,894
- You can train them
to do a lot of things.

807
00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:28,495
Oh.

808
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,030
Run!

809
00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:19,113
- Come on, bro, come on, run!

810
00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:22,216
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!

811
00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,417
- All right, all right.

812
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,952
- I don't got no more weapons.

813
00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:28,489
- Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,

814
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,357
come on, move your feet.
- All right.

815
00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:32,126
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.

816
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:34,161
You got anything, huh?

817
00:46:39,233 --> 00:46:40,834
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.

818
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:44,305
- Get off me, right,
come on, get your.

819
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,944
- Okay, okay.

820
00:46:54,248 --> 00:46:55,983
- Do you want a treat?

821
00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:57,686
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?

822
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,920
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.

823
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:02,856
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy?

824
00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:06,960
Oh, you want to be brushed?

825
00:47:07,094 --> 00:47:08,329
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?

826
00:47:08,462 --> 00:47:09,330
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.

827
00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:10,831
Woof, woof, woof, woof.

828
00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:13,500
You want sparkle,
sparkle.

829
00:47:13,635 --> 00:47:15,670
Oh, you're so happy.

830
00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,104
Holy horse-dick.

831
00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,373
- Hello.
- What's us.

832
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:21,375
- Wait,
guys, where's Vince?

833
00:47:25,479 --> 00:47:28,683
- Jesus.

834
00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:35,155
- Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.

835
00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:38,325
- Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?

836
00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,461
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.

837
00:47:40,595 --> 00:47:43,364
- Just swing back,
come on, I got you.

838
00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:45,299
Come on, yes, yes.

839
00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:46,534
All right.

840
00:47:51,138 --> 00:47:52,574
Oh, fuck.

841
00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:54,475
- You're the only
one with a connection

842
00:47:54,609 --> 00:47:55,976
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing

843
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,679
and call someone,
like, now, please.

844
00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:59,814
- Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.

845
00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:04,318
- Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.

846
00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:08,222
- Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.

847
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,525
What are we gonna do about them?

848
00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:14,995
- Watch, watch, watch.

849
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:18,065
Yo, Vince, dude,
nice try.

850
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:20,934
Any bright ideas now?

851
00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:24,938
- Yeah.

852
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,746
- This is so classic,
man, this is so-

853
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,213
- Yeah.

854
00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:35,015
- Hyah!

855
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,016
- Eat it.

856
00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:37,685
- Got his ass.

857
00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:39,353
- This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.

858
00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:41,388
- It's working, it's working.

859
00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,192
- Where'd they go?

860
00:48:46,661 --> 00:48:48,596
Are you scoping 'em?

861
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,264
Bro?

862
00:48:50,397 --> 00:48:52,366
- Sweet Jesus.

863
00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:56,370
- It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.

864
00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,472
- Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.

865
00:48:58,606 --> 00:49:00,542
You have to call
the helicopter now.

866
00:49:00,675 --> 00:49:02,476
- Fucking call someone.

867
00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:19,293
- Shit.

868
00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:25,733
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.

869
00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:27,000
- Fine, I'll make the call.

870
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:30,103
Oh, shit, man, great timing.

871
00:49:30,237 --> 00:49:33,173
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.

872
00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:37,444
- Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.

873
00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:38,445
Be still, be still.

874
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,614
- Fuck this.

875
00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:42,684
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

876
00:49:42,817 --> 00:49:44,619
- Buckle up, buttercup.

877
00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:46,119
- What you doing?

878
00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:47,020
- Bitch.

879
00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:48,322
- Whoa!

880
00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:51,124
- Oh, yeah, I don't think

881
00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,427
the network settings
is the problem.

882
00:49:55,395 --> 00:49:57,665
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.

883
00:49:57,799 --> 00:49:59,299
- Dude,
that's vandalism.

884
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:01,636
- What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?

885
00:50:01,769 --> 00:50:04,539
- Someone with a death
wish, that's who.

886
00:50:04,672 --> 00:50:06,875
- It's fucking on time.

887
00:50:07,007 --> 00:50:09,878
Get fried, you little fuckers!

888
00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:17,652
Ah, that's right.

889
00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:19,453
- Hold on.

890
00:50:19,587 --> 00:50:20,788
- We gotta help them.

891
00:50:23,056 --> 00:50:24,224
- What's that?

892
00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:25,459
- Flare gun, baby.

893
00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:34,002
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.

894
00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:35,302
Either way, it's a win win.

895
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,811
It's about to be lit.

896
00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,683
- A flare, seriously?

897
00:50:53,621 --> 00:50:56,524
- Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.

898
00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:59,092
- What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?

899
00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,828
- What the fuck?

900
00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:03,731
- I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.

901
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:07,001
It's physics?

902
00:51:07,134 --> 00:51:08,536
- Yeah, sure.

903
00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:13,041
- Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.

904
00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,342
This is it, all
right, here we go.

905
00:51:25,019 --> 00:51:26,788
Oh.
- Oh, shit!

906
00:51:26,921 --> 00:51:28,188
- Oh!

907
00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,428
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.

908
00:51:34,562 --> 00:51:37,599
- Maybe I overshot that one.

909
00:51:37,732 --> 00:51:38,766
- Yeah.

910
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,434
- Yeah, I think astronomically.

911
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,804
- At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.

912
00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:46,708
- Oh, we're going down.

913
00:51:46,841 --> 00:51:47,909
- Holy shit!

914
00:51:49,077 --> 00:51:49,911
No!

915
00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:51,411
- Oh, no!

916
00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:56,149
- Oh!

917
00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:57,552
- Do you think I killed them?

918
00:51:57,685 --> 00:51:59,887
- Yeah, that- that
seems probable.

919
00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:02,289
- Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?

920
00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:04,626
- It's swim time,
bro, do or die.

921
00:52:04,759 --> 00:52:05,760
- You out your
motherfucking mind.

922
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,562
I'm not jumping off that.

923
00:52:07,695 --> 00:52:08,930
- The drop's not even bad.

924
00:52:09,063 --> 00:52:10,263
We just need to
lead ourselves off

925
00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:12,000
with a head start, come on.

926
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,233
- When I die, I'm
gonna come back

927
00:52:13,367 --> 00:52:14,969
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

928
00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:17,772
- Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.

929
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:19,172
You got this.

930
00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:20,307
- Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!

931
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,943
I'm gonna whoop your ass!

932
00:52:22,076 --> 00:52:23,143
- Wait, what?

933
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,144
- Oh, yay.
- Nice.

934
00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:25,245
- Well done, boys.

935
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,413
- Oh, whoa.

936
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,951
- I don't got this.

937
00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:31,351
- Bro.

938
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:32,486
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!

939
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:33,688
- What?

940
00:52:33,821 --> 00:52:35,023
- Your fucking leg is on fire.

941
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,860
Whoa.

942
00:52:38,993 --> 00:52:40,293
- Oh, and he just
jumped.

943
00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:42,195
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.

944
00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:48,268
- Oh, oh, oh, shit.

945
00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:51,973
I nailed that
shit, son.

946
00:52:52,106 --> 00:52:55,109
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!

947
00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:10,825
- Come on.

948
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:11,993
- I got you-

949
00:53:12,126 --> 00:53:14,128
- Stop splashing on me, bro.

950
00:53:14,261 --> 00:53:16,998
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah.

951
00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:18,566
- All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,

952
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,500
we out, zero dilly dally.

953
00:53:20,635 --> 00:53:22,704
- Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.

954
00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:25,472
- Oh, shit.

955
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:28,910
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.

956
00:53:29,043 --> 00:53:30,912
- Hey, how fucking high are you?

957
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:35,315
- Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-

958
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:38,586
- Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?

959
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,155
- You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.

960
00:53:41,288 --> 00:53:43,825
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,

961
00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:45,193
not happening now, man.

962
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:47,095
- Yo, are you for
real right now?

963
00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:49,496
You've got no bat phone,

964
00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:51,899
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?

965
00:53:52,033 --> 00:53:53,400
- No, bro, everything
ran through

966
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,770
that one glorious data tower.

967
00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:57,505
- Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,

968
00:53:57,638 --> 00:53:59,674
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,

969
00:53:59,807 --> 00:54:02,110
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,

970
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:04,444
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?

971
00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:06,279
- It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any

972
00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:08,850
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.

973
00:54:08,983 --> 00:54:10,518
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be

974
00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:11,753
through the Vincetopia
party barge-

975
00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:13,353
- What, where?

976
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:14,756
- What the bummer is
is that it's, like,

977
00:54:14,889 --> 00:54:16,289
way on the other
side of the island.

978
00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:17,592
- Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds

979
00:54:17,725 --> 00:54:19,193
between here and there.

980
00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:21,896
- Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?

981
00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:24,297
- Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.

982
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:28,468
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.

983
00:54:28,603 --> 00:54:30,638
- Oh, shit.

984
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:33,473
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar

985
00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:34,642
and the boat, they're in, like,

986
00:54:34,776 --> 00:54:36,476
two totally opposite directions.

987
00:54:36,611 --> 00:54:37,879
- True, true.

988
00:54:38,012 --> 00:54:40,313
- Hey, tough break
about your bro.

989
00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:43,117
But chances are he's
already dog meat.

990
00:54:43,251 --> 00:54:46,087
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.

991
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,623
- Please do fuck off, Mason.

992
00:54:48,756 --> 00:54:51,458
I am not leaving
without my brother.

993
00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:53,661
- Go ahead, we're
out like trout.

994
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:55,428
Thalia, give me the key.

995
00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:57,497
- No, man, that's not very cool.

996
00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,432
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,

997
00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:01,769
so super great
plan, bro, really.

998
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:05,006
- Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,

999
00:55:05,139 --> 00:55:08,643
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?

1000
00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:12,513
- Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.

1001
00:55:12,647 --> 00:55:14,015
- You don't
have to listen to him.

1002
00:55:14,148 --> 00:55:15,950
- Don't be an asshole.

1003
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:17,952
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?

1004
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,821
- Oh, you a scammer.

1005
00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:22,657
- No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.

1006
00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,491
- Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.

1007
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:25,693
This is what we fucking do.

1008
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:27,528
Violet and I, we rolling out.

1009
00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:29,163
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort

1010
00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:31,933
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?

1011
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:35,269
- Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?

1012
00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,469
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.

1013
00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:37,672
- Are you fucking kidding me?

1014
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:38,840
- Prick.

1015
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:40,308
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia

1016
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,976
and keep an eye on that asshole.

1017
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,678
- Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,

1018
00:55:43,811 --> 00:55:45,445
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.

1019
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,515
- Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road

1020
00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:50,685
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.

1021
00:55:51,686 --> 00:55:52,620
- Hey.

1022
00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:55,656
Don't die and shit.

1023
00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:56,691
- You too.

1024
00:55:58,826 --> 00:56:00,393
- I'll be upstairs.

1025
00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:03,231
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.

1026
00:56:03,363 --> 00:56:05,199
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.

1027
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,200
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.

1028
00:56:06,334 --> 00:56:07,235
- Fucking huge.

1029
00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,302
- Bye.

1030
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,373
- Oh, he dead, dead.

1031
00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:17,645
- My sister's
gonna be so mad.

1032
00:56:17,778 --> 00:56:19,347
She's gonna have my ass.

1033
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,481
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.

1034
00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:23,551
- The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,

1035
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,385
but you didn't shuffle the deck.

1036
00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:26,754
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?

1037
00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:28,322
- She specifically warned me not

1038
00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:29,489
to come looking for this place.

1039
00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:35,763
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,

1040
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,765
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.

1041
00:56:37,899 --> 00:56:39,567
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-

1042
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,068
- Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.

1043
00:56:41,202 --> 00:56:42,670
I don't think the
media is gonna be-

1044
00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,940
- I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.

1045
00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:52,747
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.

1046
00:56:55,249 --> 00:56:56,183
- Come
on, hurry up, kids.

1047
00:56:56,317 --> 00:56:57,919
- Thank you.

1048
00:56:58,052 --> 00:56:59,053
- Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty

1049
00:56:59,186 --> 00:57:00,354
- Oh, thank you.

1050
00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:01,756
- Hey, Hayden.

1051
00:57:01,889 --> 00:57:03,391
- Can this wait,
we're about to roll.

1052
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:06,794
- I really think
you should see this.

1053
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:07,962
- <i>Spike just, like,</i>
<i>leaps on him, right,</i>

1054
00:57:08,095 --> 00:57:09,130
<i>starts ripping on him-</i>

1055
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:10,164
- Good God, Thalia.

1056
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,600
- <i>He just goes, like, Hannibal</i>
<i>Lecter on his ass.</i>

1057
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:13,701
- What, is that a prank?

1058
00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:16,637
- I don't think so.

1059
00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:17,705
- <i>Ms. Hearst,</i>
<i>we're ready for you on set.</i>

1060
00:57:17,838 --> 00:57:20,107
- Be right there!

1061
00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:21,976
- So he's still
in the basement?

1062
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,778
- Was that
blood here before?

1063
00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:25,579
- No, that's fresh.

1064
00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:28,215
- Collins, you down there?

1065
00:57:32,086 --> 00:57:32,954
Oh, shit.

1066
00:57:33,087 --> 00:57:34,555
- Well, he gone now.

1067
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:55,676
- Collins?

1068
00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,082
- Oh, hey, sis.

1069
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:05,453
Farmer Jay, hello.

1070
00:58:05,586 --> 00:58:08,322
Do you guys have
the wifi password?

1071
00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,058
- I sure do not.

1072
00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:13,861
- This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery

1073
00:58:13,995 --> 00:58:17,031
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,

1074
00:58:17,164 --> 00:58:19,000
or some other nonsense.

1075
00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:21,102
- I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.

1076
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:22,837
- Ah.

1077
00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:24,705
- Only ones with the-

1078
00:58:24,839 --> 00:58:26,674
- Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators

1079
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:29,643
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.

1080
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:32,847
- I do, dammit, Thalia.

1081
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:36,784
- Here you go, here they are.

1082
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,652
- What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?

1083
00:58:38,786 --> 00:58:40,321
- I'm just starving.

1084
00:58:40,454 --> 00:58:41,889
- Yeah, what are you taking?

1085
00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:44,825
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?

1086
00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:46,327
We have to go.
- A little bit of this

1087
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,495
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.

1088
00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:48,729
- If you keep munching on that,

1089
00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:50,398
then we're gonna
be here forever.

1090
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:51,866
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,

1091
00:58:51,999 --> 00:58:52,833
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.

1092
00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,001
- Hey, buddy, hey-

1093
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:54,969
- We're gonna be late for what?

1094
00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:56,170
- The boat party.

1095
00:58:56,303 --> 00:58:57,371
- I love parties.
- Yeah.

1096
00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:58,539
- There's a rumor that Vince,

1097
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:01,642
he might not be living anymore.

1098
00:59:01,776 --> 00:59:03,477
- You say not living
anymore, as in?

1099
00:59:03,611 --> 00:59:05,379
- Among the living now.

1100
00:59:07,615 --> 00:59:09,216
- Like, dead?

1101
00:59:09,350 --> 00:59:10,584
Have you called Thalia?

1102
00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:12,053
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,

1103
00:59:12,186 --> 00:59:13,154
but it went straight
to voicemail.

1104
00:59:13,954 --> 00:59:15,156
- Fuck me.

1105
00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:25,766
- Hayden told me
about her crazy experience

1106
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,568
on "The Breed," and.

1107
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:29,737
- I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.

1108
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:32,206
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.

1109
00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:34,075
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.

1110
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,609
- It's okay, we all
have our quirks,

1111
00:59:35,743 --> 00:59:37,512
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.

1112
00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:40,515
- All right, assholes.

1113
00:59:43,552 --> 00:59:44,553
The time is up.

1114
00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:45,554
- Bro.
- Geez.

1115
00:59:45,686 --> 00:59:47,556
- Let's roll.

1116
00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:49,558
- Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?

1117
00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:51,592
- Oh, oh, god.

1118
00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,794
Geez, dude, chill out.

1119
00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:57,765
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.

1120
00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,101
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.

1121
01:00:00,234 --> 01:00:02,303
Jesus Christ, you're gross.

1122
01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:04,805
- Yeah, you think
you're better than me?

1123
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:08,642
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!

1124
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:11,112
Hey, ow, shit.

1125
01:00:11,245 --> 01:00:12,246
- Come on, why are you
making this harder?

1126
01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:13,147
- Get off of me!

1127
01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,150
- Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?

1128
01:00:16,283 --> 01:00:17,251
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.

1129
01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:18,819
What, no, you can't-

1130
01:00:18,953 --> 01:00:20,988
- Get off
of her, get off of her!

1131
01:00:21,122 --> 01:00:23,424
- It's mine!

1132
01:00:23,558 --> 01:00:24,391
- I
told you to stop.

1133
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:26,927
- Nice.

1134
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,630
Hell, yeah.

1135
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:32,900
Oh, god, that's nasty.

1136
01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:34,902
- Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks

1137
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,837
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.

1138
01:00:36,971 --> 01:00:38,573
- You're dead!

1139
01:00:38,706 --> 01:00:40,074
- Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.

1140
01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,909
- Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.

1141
01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,446
- Holy shit.

1142
01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:51,285
- Put the gun down.

1143
01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:52,753
It's crazy.

1144
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,488
- Shit, key!

1145
01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:55,656
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.

1146
01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:56,924
- Let's just go, go, go, go.

1147
01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,359
- Get back here!
- Let's go.

1148
01:00:58,492 --> 01:01:01,428
- Where are you
going, you asshole?

1149
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,135
- Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!

1150
01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:29,957
- Collins.

1151
01:01:30,090 --> 01:01:32,627
- Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1152
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,629
- Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.

1153
01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:35,963
- Get in!
- Whoa!

1154
01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,499
- Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.

1155
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,467
- Hello.

1156
01:01:40,602 --> 01:01:41,969
- Goddamn, you look like shit.

1157
01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:44,138
- Hey, do you know
the wifi password?

1158
01:01:44,271 --> 01:01:45,239
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.

1159
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:46,974
- Yo, where's Mason Kelly?

1160
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,876
- Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?

1161
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:51,045
Wait, what- what happened?

1162
01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:52,213
- A dog got him.

1163
01:01:52,346 --> 01:01:53,914
- And the boat key.

1164
01:01:54,048 --> 01:01:56,217
- Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.

1165
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:57,686
- Oh, no.

1166
01:01:57,818 --> 01:01:59,386
- Oh, no, fucking shit, no.

1167
01:01:59,521 --> 01:02:01,255
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?

1168
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,324
- You gotta push it.

1169
01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:04,693
- I got it, I got it.

1170
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,695
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.

1171
01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:10,197
- You guys got this!
- Go!

1172
01:02:11,465 --> 01:02:13,033
- You got this,
you're doing great, man.

1173
01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:14,569
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.

1174
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:15,836
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.

1175
01:02:15,970 --> 01:02:18,005
Push, go.

1176
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:20,709
- Push it, let's go.

1177
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,446
- Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.

1178
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:27,682
- That's great, man.

1179
01:02:27,815 --> 01:02:29,083
- Farther and faster.

1180
01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:30,918
- Just
a little further.

1181
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,055
- Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!

1182
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,861
- You've got
this, you've got this!

1183
01:02:42,263 --> 01:02:43,698
A little faster.

1184
01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:45,700
- Shit.

1185
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:46,635
- Let's go!

1186
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,206
- Man, how much more
of this bullshit

1187
01:02:52,339 --> 01:02:53,941
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?

1188
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:56,944
- I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.

1189
01:02:59,179 --> 01:02:59,980
- Pump the gas.

1190
01:03:00,114 --> 01:03:01,583
- This is the gas.

1191
01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,455
- Getting closer!

1192
01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:13,762
- Okay, grab a moonshine bottle

1193
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,496
and aim for the
center of that bridge.

1194
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,931
You light it up.

1195
01:03:18,065 --> 01:03:19,433
Fireball rocketing in three,

1196
01:03:21,201 --> 01:03:22,102
two.

1197
01:03:23,705 --> 01:03:24,506
- Oh, it's you.

1198
01:03:25,873 --> 01:03:27,141
- All right, go.

1199
01:03:27,274 --> 01:03:30,077
Yeah, blaze and go!

1200
01:03:36,317 --> 01:03:37,184
- See you in
hell, motherfuckers.

1201
01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:38,252
- Sick. Hell, yeah.

1202
01:03:43,324 --> 01:03:44,258
Okay.

1203
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:46,628
Okay, we're here.

1204
01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:49,963
- Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about

1205
01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,266
from that whole movie?

1206
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,034
- Yeah, pretty cool, right?

1207
01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:55,637
- The Universal one was cooler.

1208
01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:57,304
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.

1209
01:03:57,438 --> 01:03:58,839
- Dude, the fact that Vince

1210
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:00,675
and you even stayed
alive long enough

1211
01:04:00,809 --> 01:04:03,344
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.

1212
01:04:03,477 --> 01:04:04,978
- When we first
got to the island,

1213
01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:06,447
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.

1214
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,015
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.

1215
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,950
- They became
extroverts real fast.

1216
01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:11,519
- Well, a little while

1217
01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:13,220
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,

1218
01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:15,055
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,

1219
01:04:15,189 --> 01:04:16,890
and one dude got bit.

1220
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,593
So we had to stop construction

1221
01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:20,294
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,

1222
01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:21,895
and you know Vince,
he's always looking

1223
01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,732
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-

1224
01:04:23,864 --> 01:04:25,299
- Jesus Christ.

1225
01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:26,333
- We thought we'd
invite you all here,

1226
01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,068
make a game out of it,

1227
01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:29,637
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,

1228
01:04:29,771 --> 01:04:31,840
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.

1229
01:04:31,972 --> 01:04:33,307
- We'd put
it inside the cage,

1230
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,843
the dogs would
come, and then wham,

1231
01:04:34,975 --> 01:04:36,578
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.

1232
01:04:36,711 --> 01:04:39,514
- Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?

1233
01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:40,682
- And
setting off the trap.

1234
01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:43,083
- What?
- Yep.

1235
01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:44,918
- One
of the good ones.

1236
01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:47,020
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,

1237
01:04:47,154 --> 01:04:48,556
just hold on a second.

1238
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:49,724
I brought you here
because I have something

1239
01:04:49,858 --> 01:04:51,492
that's a total game changer.

1240
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:55,329
- Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice

1241
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:56,497
and give it to the dog?

1242
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,433
- Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.

1243
01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:02,837
- Aha,
check this shit out.

1244
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,873
- Wait, wait, we might not die.

1245
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:07,941
- Well, color me impressed then,

1246
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,410
little lady.
- Wow.

1247
01:05:09,544 --> 01:05:11,412
- You've got the
stance and everything.

1248
01:05:11,546 --> 01:05:13,213
- Okay.

1249
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:16,350
- Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?

1250
01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:21,355
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.

1251
01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:23,691
- What?

1252
01:05:23,825 --> 01:05:24,859
I'm sorry, this was

1253
01:05:25,025 --> 01:05:26,594
your game-changing surprise?

1254
01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:28,897
- This really stings without
proper protective gear.

1255
01:05:30,030 --> 01:05:31,699
I build stuff, okay?

1256
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:35,770
- So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,

1257
01:05:35,904 --> 01:05:38,706
you might as well start
digging your own graves.

1258
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,374
We gotta get it together,

1259
01:05:40,508 --> 01:05:42,242
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me

1260
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:44,546
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade

1261
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,947
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,

1262
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,082
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,

1263
01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:53,387
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.

1264
01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:55,222
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,

1265
01:05:55,355 --> 01:05:57,659
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,

1266
01:05:57,792 --> 01:05:58,927
I swear to god.

1267
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,428
- I wasn't gonna.

1268
01:06:01,563 --> 01:06:03,230
- Then what?

1269
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:04,998
- Hmm, well, nothing.

1270
01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:09,002
- When we first got
here, being trapped

1271
01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:12,239
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.

1272
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,241
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.

1273
01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:17,010
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,

1274
01:06:17,144 --> 01:06:19,346
and we either fuse
that collective madness

1275
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,651
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.

1276
01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:25,687
The choice is yours.

1277
01:06:28,556 --> 01:06:30,625
- Goddamn.

1278
01:06:30,758 --> 01:06:32,125
- That was sick, that's sick.

1279
01:06:32,259 --> 01:06:33,661
- All right, that was-
- You rock.

1280
01:06:33,795 --> 01:06:34,796
- I think you guys
are missing the point

1281
01:06:34,929 --> 01:06:35,964
of my- my speech, though-

1282
01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:37,532
- Was no one livestreaming that?

1283
01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:38,465
Should have
been live streaming that.

1284
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,601
- I know, right?

1285
01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:40,602
- Hey, I got it from up here.

1286
01:06:41,603 --> 01:06:43,505
Does anybody have
the wifi password?

1287
01:06:44,672 --> 01:06:46,473
- I'm gonna kill him.

1288
01:06:46,608 --> 01:06:48,208
- Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?

1289
01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:49,677
- I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,

1290
01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:51,946
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.

1291
01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:53,515
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,

1292
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:54,949
cool, cool.

1293
01:06:55,082 --> 01:06:56,684
- Look like the
sun's about to set.

1294
01:06:56,818 --> 01:06:58,185
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.

1295
01:06:58,318 --> 01:06:59,219
- Man.
- He's right.

1296
01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:02,624
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,

1297
01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,859
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.

1298
01:07:04,993 --> 01:07:05,894
- Woof, man.

1299
01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,060
- Chomp chomp, bitch.

1300
01:07:07,194 --> 01:07:10,464
- Let's kill those bitches.

1301
01:07:10,598 --> 01:07:12,700
- Does anyone know what the
wifi password is?

1302
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:06,748
- I was really
close to my grandpa.

1303
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:09,316
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car

1304
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,519
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst

1305
01:09:11,653 --> 01:09:14,122
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.

1306
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,024
- I'm actually a fan.

1307
01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:18,191
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.

1308
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,260
- Oh, thanks, so glad you did.

1309
01:09:20,394 --> 01:09:22,964
- Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.

1310
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:26,199
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,

1311
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,169
and it's inspiring, dude.

1312
01:09:29,302 --> 01:09:30,705
- Thalia, have you ever thought

1313
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,172
about following in
your sister's footsteps

1314
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:33,808
with the whole acting thing?

1315
01:09:33,941 --> 01:09:35,342
- You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,

1316
01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:38,178
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.

1317
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:40,280
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose

1318
01:09:40,414 --> 01:09:42,850
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.

1319
01:09:42,984 --> 01:09:44,351
- How'd you guys meet?

1320
01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:46,821
- Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,

1321
01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:49,691
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.

1322
01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:51,391
- My god, rock bottom.

1323
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:53,127
- No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.

1324
01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:54,128
- That's cool.

1325
01:09:55,763 --> 01:09:57,197
- Someone
is a deep sleeper.

1326
01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:59,232
- He
is really drooling.

1327
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:01,002
- I might get him a can.

1328
01:10:01,135 --> 01:10:02,036
- Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-

1329
01:10:04,005 --> 01:10:05,405
- I think he would have loved

1330
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:08,042
to have been in that
hut with you guys.

1331
01:10:08,176 --> 01:10:10,410
- We'll bring him
with us next time.

1332
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,013
Once we get to the boat,

1333
01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,681
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.

1334
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:27,595
- Has anyone seen Collins?

1335
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:28,663
- No.

1336
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:32,667
- He was here a second ago.

1337
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,602
- Last time I saw
him, he went that way.

1338
01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:37,605
- Oh, shit.

1339
01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:40,407
Collins?

1340
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:43,611
- Collins!

1341
01:10:43,745 --> 01:10:45,278
- Shh!
- Shh!

1342
01:10:50,151 --> 01:10:52,620
- I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.

1343
01:10:54,689 --> 01:10:55,556
- Good luck, dude.

1344
01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,625
- Thanks.

1345
01:10:57,759 --> 01:10:59,227
- Be careful.

1346
01:11:05,032 --> 01:11:07,969
- Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!

1347
01:11:09,904 --> 01:11:10,805
Collins!

1348
01:11:14,108 --> 01:11:15,076
Man, get your ass over here.

1349
01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:16,611
- Hey, Farmer Jay.

1350
01:11:16,744 --> 01:11:18,546
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.

1351
01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:19,981
- You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.

1352
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,281
- Sorry, I was just peeing-

1353
01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:22,415
- Goddamn.

1354
01:11:23,718 --> 01:11:24,786
You all kinds of fucked up.

1355
01:11:24,919 --> 01:11:28,321
- Do you have the wifi password?

1356
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,493
Do you have the wifi password?

1357
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:35,495
- I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.

1358
01:11:35,630 --> 01:11:36,564
- No spaces?

1359
01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:37,799
- All caps, let's go.

1360
01:11:37,932 --> 01:11:39,734
- Hmm, I never thought of that.

1361
01:11:39,867 --> 01:11:41,602
- I found him.

1362
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:42,603
- Oh, shit.

1363
01:11:50,745 --> 01:11:53,014
- Okay.

1364
01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:55,116
- I'm feeling omin-tiferous.

1365
01:11:55,249 --> 01:11:56,483
- Uh-oh.

1366
01:11:56,617 --> 01:11:58,451
- Hey, buddy, you
all right there?

1367
01:11:58,586 --> 01:11:59,486
- Do you?

1368
01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:02,657
- Do I what?

1369
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,125
- Do you know?

1370
01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:05,526
- The muffin man?

1371
01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:08,596
- The wifi password?

1372
01:12:10,932 --> 01:12:14,669
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.

1373
01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:20,007
- I don't want it.

1374
01:12:20,141 --> 01:12:21,474
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.

1375
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,643
- Okay,
let's not be that guy.

1376
01:12:22,777 --> 01:12:23,778
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.

1377
01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:24,712
- Cool.

1378
01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:25,813
- Here we go.

1379
01:12:28,316 --> 01:12:29,951
- So this is a thing.

1380
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:34,822
- If we ride into those dogs.

1381
01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:37,024
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.

1382
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:38,893
- Yeah.

1383
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:40,393
- Good to go, yeah.

1384
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:41,461
- Let's go.

1385
01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:45,533
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.

1386
01:12:55,676 --> 01:12:57,144
- Holy shit.

1387
01:12:57,278 --> 01:12:58,713
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.

1388
01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:00,181
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?

1389
01:13:00,314 --> 01:13:02,382
- Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,

1390
01:13:02,516 --> 01:13:04,852
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.

1391
01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:06,988
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.

1392
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,990
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.

1393
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,825
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.

1394
01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:17,497
Thalia, hey, Thalia.

1395
01:13:17,632 --> 01:13:19,100
- Thalia.

1396
01:13:21,035 --> 01:13:22,904
- Thalia!

1397
01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:24,538
Thalia!

1398
01:13:24,672 --> 01:13:26,007
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!

1399
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,875
- Oh, shit, hi, Spike.

1400
01:13:28,009 --> 01:13:30,544
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?

1401
01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:33,413
You got a little, you
want some licorice?

1402
01:13:33,547 --> 01:13:36,183
- Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.

1403
01:13:36,317 --> 01:13:38,185
- Looks promising, right?

1404
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:39,287
- It's the best day ever.

1405
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:40,955
- Come on, come on, hurry!

1406
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,390
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

1407
01:13:43,423 --> 01:13:44,525
- Nice, guys.

1408
01:13:44,659 --> 01:13:47,295
- Come on, guys.

1409
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,771
- Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?

1410
01:13:56,904 --> 01:13:58,239
- Yep, yep, yes, we are.

1411
01:14:02,343 --> 01:14:04,145
- Oh, shit, oh, shit.

1412
01:14:05,913 --> 01:14:07,982
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.

1413
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:08,983
- Oh, shit.

1414
01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:09,951
- Hold on.

1415
01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:14,655
- Come on.

1416
01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:18,826
- That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.

1417
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,461
- Yeah, we'll cut your ass.

1418
01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:29,236
Oh, shit.

1419
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,743
- Fire it,
fire over there!

1420
01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:41,782
- Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!

1421
01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,755
Damn.

1422
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:49,190
- Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.

1423
01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:50,992
Collins, I need that, seriously.

1424
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,660
Collins, give that back.

1425
01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:54,462
- What's going on back there?

1426
01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:55,596
- He took the sickle.

1427
01:14:55,730 --> 01:14:57,965
- He can't steady himself.

1428
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,534
- Dude!

1429
01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:03,204
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?

1430
01:15:03,337 --> 01:15:05,373
- Sorry.

1431
01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:08,476
- Oh, man, whoa.

1432
01:15:08,609 --> 01:15:09,677
- Collins!
- Oh, man.

1433
01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:10,711
- Shit.

1434
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,281
- What the fuck?

1435
01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:15,549
- Stop,
stop, stop, we can't

1436
01:15:15,683 --> 01:15:16,684
leave without Collins.
- Shit.

1437
01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:18,886
I'm going in for the save.

1438
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:21,155
- Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.

1439
01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,723
Are you ready?

1440
01:15:22,857 --> 01:15:24,625
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?

1441
01:15:24,759 --> 01:15:26,027
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.

1442
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:33,834
- I bet
you can't catch me.

1443
01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:35,036
- Collins!

1444
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,704
- Come and get me, Farmer Jay.

1445
01:15:36,837 --> 01:15:39,974
- Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!

1446
01:15:40,107 --> 01:15:41,175
Hold on, bro.

1447
01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:43,077
Damn, he's fast.

1448
01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:46,847
Come on, man.

1449
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,517
- Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.

1450
01:15:48,649 --> 01:15:49,917
Join the party.

1451
01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:04,498
Hang on.

1452
01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:09,937
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.

1453
01:16:10,071 --> 01:16:11,372
- Come on, Collins, man,

1454
01:16:11,506 --> 01:16:13,407
you're gonna get
us killed out here.

1455
01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:24,452
Oh, shit, mother.

1456
01:16:28,856 --> 01:16:30,958
You look like shit, man.

1457
01:16:32,193 --> 01:16:33,461
- Dumb luck.

1458
01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:36,063
- Damn.

1459
01:17:08,095 --> 01:17:09,463
- Shit, oh, shit.

1460
01:17:09,598 --> 01:17:11,165
- Hold on, hold on.

1461
01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:12,601
- We're reversing, we gotta get.

1462
01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:15,669
It's okay, hold on.

1463
01:17:15,803 --> 01:17:17,771
- Thalia,
try to hold it steady.

1464
01:17:17,905 --> 01:17:18,772
- What do
you want from me?

1465
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,410
This isn't straight road.

1466
01:17:25,446 --> 01:17:26,981
- Oh, shit, I lost it.

1467
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,918
- This is beyond scary.

1468
01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,590
- Guys, cliff.

1469
01:17:35,723 --> 01:17:36,790
- I have
nowhere to go, I can't.

1470
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,935
There's the boat.

1471
01:17:48,068 --> 01:17:50,971
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.

1472
01:17:56,443 --> 01:17:58,846
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?

1473
01:18:03,450 --> 01:18:04,619
Come on, kick those legs.

1474
01:18:04,752 --> 01:18:06,287
- Swim, fishy, swim.

1475
01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,558
- Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!

1476
01:18:12,326 --> 01:18:14,629
- We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.

1477
01:18:17,031 --> 01:18:19,568
- Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.

1478
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:25,507
- Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!

1479
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,474
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.

1480
01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,043
- Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.

1481
01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:30,844
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.

1482
01:18:30,978 --> 01:18:32,813
- Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.

1483
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,683
You're so close.

1484
01:18:34,815 --> 01:18:35,684
- Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.

1485
01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,418
Thalia, hang tight.

1486
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:42,657
- Nice, CrossFit?

1487
01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:43,857
- Pilates.

1488
01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:46,393
Thalia, come on, take my hand.

1489
01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:47,995
- You've got this, girl.

1490
01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:49,730
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.

1491
01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,232
- I was homeschooled,
though, man.

1492
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:52,366
- Oh, shit.

1493
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,101
Come on.

1494
01:19:00,642 --> 01:19:04,878
- Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.

1495
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:08,449
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.

1496
01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:17,726
Okay.

1497
01:19:19,527 --> 01:19:20,729
Shoot it with the flare gun!

1498
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:31,372
- Eat my flare, motherfucker.

1499
01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:45,587
- Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.

1500
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,087
- Thank you guys.

1501
01:19:47,221 --> 01:19:48,723
- Hey, you okay?

1502
01:19:48,856 --> 01:19:50,625
That's amazing, still breathing.

1503
01:19:50,759 --> 01:19:53,093
- Please tell me you
still have the boat key.

1504
01:19:55,029 --> 01:19:55,996
- Yes.

1505
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:57,298
- Okay, let's go get Collins,

1506
01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:58,465
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.

1507
01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,634
- The fuck off this island.

1508
01:19:59,768 --> 01:20:01,168
- Yes, that.

1509
01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:02,169
- I've been
looking for that.

1510
01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:08,442
- Mason, we all want
to get off this island.

1511
01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:10,844
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.

1512
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:13,814
- Shit, I want my ear back.

1513
01:20:15,316 --> 01:20:17,117
What are you gonna do, huh?

1514
01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:19,587
- Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,

1515
01:20:19,721 --> 01:20:22,289
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,

1516
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:23,758
and figure this all out, yeah?

1517
01:20:23,891 --> 01:20:26,493
- I tried to get
us all out of here,

1518
01:20:26,628 --> 01:20:28,028
but what did you guys do?

1519
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:30,799
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.

1520
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:32,099
What the fuck is the deal,

1521
01:20:32,232 --> 01:20:33,867
fam, huh?
- W- well,

1522
01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:35,936
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.

1523
01:20:36,070 --> 01:20:39,674
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.

1524
01:20:39,808 --> 01:20:41,776
- Yeah, really good job, Mason.

1525
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:43,511
- Yeah, Mason.
- Way to go.

1526
01:20:43,645 --> 01:20:46,447
- Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?

1527
01:20:46,581 --> 01:20:47,481
- Which dog?

1528
01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:50,484
This dog?

1529
01:20:56,624 --> 01:20:58,459
Come here, come here.

1530
01:20:59,761 --> 01:21:01,328
- Don't take another step.

1531
01:21:01,462 --> 01:21:02,831
- Or what?

1532
01:21:06,967 --> 01:21:08,001
Sic 'em.

1533
01:21:17,679 --> 01:21:19,346
Get them, get them!

1534
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,850
- Push the
dog away from you.

1535
01:21:21,982 --> 01:21:22,916
- You're in my kill box.

1536
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:23,917
- What?

1537
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:25,386
- I cannot engage tango.

1538
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,321
- Cool assault rifle, bro.

1539
01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:30,991
Is that a paintball gun?

1540
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,493
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

1541
01:21:32,627 --> 01:21:34,361
- Now, Queen.

1542
01:21:47,908 --> 01:21:49,443
Dude.
- What?

1543
01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:51,679
- Your arm.

1544
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:04,458
- Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.

1545
01:22:04,592 --> 01:22:06,226
- Help me up, please.

1546
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,061
- Hang on.
- Please.

1547
01:22:12,867 --> 01:22:15,035
- Bitch, that's right.

1548
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,782
- Is that all you got?

1549
01:22:36,256 --> 01:22:39,426
- I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.

1550
01:22:40,628 --> 01:22:41,563
- I know.

1551
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,604
Okay, run. Run!

1552
01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:05,085
What the, why isn't it?

1553
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,023
God, these dogs take big shits.

1554
01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:18,800
Whoa.

1555
01:23:30,512 --> 01:23:31,513
- Oh, shit.

1556
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:39,486
- Oh ho ho,
yes, it worked.

1557
01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:49,363
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.

1558
01:23:58,606 --> 01:23:59,507
Violet!

1559
01:24:04,512 --> 01:24:06,179
- Collins?

1560
01:24:08,115 --> 01:24:10,585
- Hey, V, there you are.

1561
01:24:10,718 --> 01:24:11,753
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1562
01:24:11,886 --> 01:24:13,721
- How'd you get on the boat?

1563
01:24:13,855 --> 01:24:15,690
- With them.

1564
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:20,093
I came with them.

1565
01:24:22,997 --> 01:24:24,097
- Violet, come back!

1566
01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:26,433
- This place is paradise!

1567
01:24:26,568 --> 01:24:28,168
- Violet, hold on.

1568
01:24:29,169 --> 01:24:30,538
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

1569
01:24:35,242 --> 01:24:37,344
Okay, good boy, oh, God.

1570
01:24:42,684 --> 01:24:43,918
- Collins, you're my brother.

1571
01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:45,620
It's you and me,

1572
01:24:45,753 --> 01:24:47,622
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.

1573
01:24:47,755 --> 01:24:50,223
- Stop.
Here, champagne.

1574
01:24:50,357 --> 01:24:52,026
- And you're
gonna get better.

1575
01:24:52,159 --> 01:24:53,427
- I know, V.

1576
01:24:53,561 --> 01:24:54,461
- Collins.

1577
01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:57,464
- Okay, good boy.

1578
01:25:09,844 --> 01:25:12,780
- Don't forget to smash
the like button!

1579
01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:14,549
- Shit, fuck, faster.

1580
01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:18,820
- Collins.

1581
01:25:26,794 --> 01:25:28,128
- Ah, what the fuck?

1582
01:25:28,261 --> 01:25:31,231
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.

1583
01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,268
- That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,

1584
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,671
can you make it, like, like,

1585
01:25:36,804 --> 01:25:39,107
a little heroic or cool looking?

1586
01:25:39,239 --> 01:25:41,643
- You shot my only good ankle.

1587
01:25:41,776 --> 01:25:43,343
- Can you make me look cool?

1588
01:25:45,913 --> 01:25:47,582
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!

1589
01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:53,821
No, no, no, no, no.

1590
01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:56,189
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.

1591
01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:02,964
Oh, that was fucking awesome.

1592
01:26:08,670 --> 01:26:11,839
- Who's driving
this thing, whoa.

1593
01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:15,510
Ow.

1594
01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:17,377
- What was that?

1595
01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,647
- Oh, man.

1596
01:26:24,585 --> 01:26:26,054
Fuck!

1597
01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:29,289
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.

1598
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:36,463
- Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.

1599
01:26:40,267 --> 01:26:42,335
- Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.

1600
01:26:44,539 --> 01:26:46,140
Holy shit.

1601
01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:48,308
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,

1602
01:26:48,442 --> 01:26:50,511
just sitting here, chilling,

1603
01:26:51,679 --> 01:26:53,848
waiting to die, I guess, man.

1604
01:26:55,817 --> 01:26:56,884
This is my last one.

1605
01:26:58,519 --> 01:26:59,921
You can have the big half.

1606
01:27:01,956 --> 01:27:02,890
- Cheers.

1607
01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:05,225
- Cheers.

1608
01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:09,931
I guess this makes us friends?

1609
01:27:10,064 --> 01:27:12,667
- I'd say we're
friends for life, man.

1610
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:13,601
- Yeah.

1611
01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:19,841
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,

1612
01:27:19,974 --> 01:27:22,242
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?

1613
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,279
- You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?

1614
01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,516
- Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,

1615
01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:30,051
you can just hit
me over the head

1616
01:27:30,184 --> 01:27:33,420
with it super hard, like, WWE.

1617
01:27:33,554 --> 01:27:35,288
It'd be kind of dope, actually.

1618
01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:37,792
- That sounds so exhausting.

1619
01:27:37,925 --> 01:27:39,894
- Okay, yeah, I feel that.

1620
01:27:40,027 --> 01:27:43,030
I don't want to make
you work harder.

1621
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,715
- Okay, let's do this.

1622
01:28:09,356 --> 01:28:10,158
- Hey, hey.

1623
01:28:13,528 --> 01:28:14,427
Got it.

1624
01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:22,937
Fucking get him.

1625
01:28:28,743 --> 01:28:30,645
It's not doing any damage.

1626
01:28:30,778 --> 01:28:33,014
It's our last shot, oh, God.

1627
01:28:44,659 --> 01:28:46,794
The hull, baby.

1628
01:28:47,829 --> 01:28:48,763
Whoa!

1629
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,942
- Oh, someone's
coming to help us.

1630
01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:02,810
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.

1631
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:13,054
Hayden, Hayden!

1632
01:29:13,187 --> 01:29:15,289
Hayden.

1633
01:29:16,489 --> 01:29:19,160
- Hey, nice boots, hello.

1634
01:29:19,293 --> 01:29:20,661
- Hello.

1635
01:29:20,795 --> 01:29:23,496
- Hey, do you have
the wifi password?

1636
01:29:25,132 --> 01:29:27,134
- Dude, that's my sister.

1637
01:29:27,268 --> 01:29:29,170
- Ah!

1638
01:29:36,944 --> 01:29:39,580
- You know, I think if
I had better footwear,

1639
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:41,381
I could do that, too.

1640
01:29:41,515 --> 01:29:44,585
- Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.

1641
01:29:50,124 --> 01:29:51,692
- God, she's cool.

1642
01:29:51,826 --> 01:29:53,728
Hayden, watch out!

1643
01:29:58,866 --> 01:30:00,668
Hayden, Hayden!

1644
01:30:00,801 --> 01:30:04,739
- Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.

1645
01:30:04,872 --> 01:30:06,941
- Fuck yeah, man.

1646
01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:08,576
Holy shit, hi!

1647
01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,245
- Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?

1648
01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:13,281
- It's just my brother
that we need to grab.

1649
01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:14,916
- Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?

1650
01:30:15,049 --> 01:30:16,517
- Yeah.

1651
01:30:16,651 --> 01:30:18,119
- Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.

1652
01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:19,086
- It's a long story.

1653
01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:20,288
- Let's go.

1654
01:30:24,859 --> 01:30:26,928
Go, go, go, go, go, run!

1655
01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:28,696
Faster!

1656
01:30:30,564 --> 01:30:32,733
- Oh, Hayden, behind you.

1657
01:30:33,668 --> 01:30:34,467
- Play dead.

1658
01:30:38,673 --> 01:30:40,107
Let's go.

1659
01:30:42,109 --> 01:30:44,545
- Ow!

1660
01:30:44,679 --> 01:30:46,213
- Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.

1661
01:30:46,347 --> 01:30:47,715
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand

1662
01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:49,116
on the joystick, man.

1663
01:30:50,084 --> 01:30:50,985
- Are you sure?

1664
01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:52,753
- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,

1665
01:30:52,887 --> 01:30:54,221
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?

1666
01:30:54,355 --> 01:30:56,424
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-

1667
01:30:56,557 --> 01:30:57,892
- Always this, and the other

1668
01:30:58,025 --> 01:30:59,293
one here.
- Are you shitting me?

1669
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:00,995
- Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?

1670
01:31:01,262 --> 01:31:02,430
- Okay.

1671
01:31:02,563 --> 01:31:03,965
- How'd you know
where to find us?

1672
01:31:04,098 --> 01:31:05,465
- Thalia's live stream.

1673
01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,573
This is fun.

1674
01:31:16,911 --> 01:31:17,979
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.

1675
01:31:18,579 --> 01:31:20,147
- All right.

1676
01:31:22,817 --> 01:31:26,153
You pull it again.

1677
01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,822
- Nice, baby.

1678
01:31:27,955 --> 01:31:29,256
- Pull it again.

1679
01:31:31,726 --> 01:31:32,994
Hell, yeah.

1680
01:31:33,127 --> 01:31:34,161
- Whoa.

1681
01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:35,196
- Burn, baby, burn.

1682
01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,197
- It's missing a paw.

1683
01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:37,598
- Hell, yeah.

1684
01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:47,508
- Wait!

1685
01:31:47,641 --> 01:31:51,345
I'm still here, come back!

1686
01:32:10,498 --> 01:32:13,567
- Let's make
movie magic, everybody.

1687
01:32:15,169 --> 01:32:17,405
- Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,

1688
01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:22,643
it's just a good idea to
spread the frosting.

1689
01:32:28,983 --> 01:32:30,051
Whoa!

1690
01:32:34,121 --> 01:32:38,025
Could I get a towel?

1691
01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:41,362
- Thanks.

1692
01:32:41,495 --> 01:32:42,930
- And
can you wipe off,

1693
01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:44,732
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.

1694
01:32:44,865 --> 01:32:46,100
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.

1695
01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:49,703
- Come on, think
about it.

1696
01:32:52,306 --> 01:32:55,443
- All right, right,
all right, come at me.

1697
01:32:55,576 --> 01:32:57,512
- Your mama's a bitch.

1698
01:33:01,816 --> 01:33:06,521
- I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.

1699
01:33:06,654 --> 01:33:07,888
- This feels like a
fucking fever dream.

1700
01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:10,057
- What the fuck
is the deal, fam?

1701
01:33:10,191 --> 01:33:11,926
- We knew you
would be okay, Mason,

1702
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:14,128
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.

1703
01:33:15,429 --> 01:33:16,797
- You need makeup.

1704
01:33:16,931 --> 01:33:18,732
- I can read the line.

1705
01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:22,937
- My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up.

1706
01:33:23,070 --> 01:33:25,540
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.

1707
01:33:25,673 --> 01:33:27,074
She should just do me.

1708
01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:28,776
Okay, let's go.

1709
01:33:31,546 --> 01:33:32,780
- I found him.

1710
01:33:40,589 --> 01:33:41,655
- Well.

1711
01:33:48,295 --> 01:33:51,732
- I've never felt
better in my life.

1712
01:33:51,866 --> 01:33:53,767
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

1713
01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:58,839
- Fuse our collective
force of madness together

1714
01:33:58,973 --> 01:34:00,674
to be an unstoppable force, or-

1715
01:34:02,209 --> 01:34:03,444
- Sorry, guys.

1716
01:34:13,721 --> 01:34:16,323
- What, you're
now leaving, guys?

1717
01:34:16,457 --> 01:34:18,192
- Inside voices,
for the love of God.

1718
01:34:18,325 --> 01:34:20,161
- Audio control
on this jet pack?

1719
01:34:20,294 --> 01:34:22,663
- I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.

1720
01:34:27,101 --> 01:34:28,469
- I always wondered
that in movies,

1721
01:34:28,769 --> 01:34:30,437
When are people
finding the time to go pee?

1722
01:34:30,572 --> 01:34:31,505
- Or poop.

1723
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:32,607
There's dogs out there.

1724
01:34:32,907 --> 01:34:34,008
- I know.

1725
01:34:34,141 --> 01:34:35,009
- So you
have to hold it.

1726
01:34:36,777 --> 01:34:38,112
- You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"

1727
01:34:38,245 --> 01:34:40,948
Let's go.

1728
01:34:41,081 --> 01:34:43,117
We don't have time for this.

1729
01:34:45,019 --> 01:34:46,487
- It's not working.

1730
01:34:46,621 --> 01:34:49,823
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!

1731
01:35:01,035 --> 01:35:02,637
- Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.

1732
01:35:02,770 --> 01:35:05,540
- Okay, okay, okay,
sorry.

1733
01:35:07,341 --> 01:35:09,810
- Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.

1734
01:35:11,979 --> 01:35:13,582
- My eyelashes.

1735
01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:19,588
- So we need to get her

1736
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,323
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-

1737
01:35:25,159 --> 01:35:28,162
- Okay,
okay, another towel.

1738
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,002
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!

1739
01:35:35,135 --> 01:35:36,503
- Okay.

1740
01:35:36,638 --> 01:35:38,239
- I said the-
- Real fake.

1741
01:35:38,372 --> 01:35:39,708
- That was fucking good.

1742
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:41,108
That was good.
- That was goddamn-

1743
01:35:41,242 --> 01:35:42,743
- Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.

1744
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:46,880
- This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.

1745
01:36:13,541 --> 01:36:14,908
- Bro,
you talking to me?

1746
01:36:16,377 --> 01:36:17,945
- What a
time to be alive.

1747
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:30,759
- Did you
just say it's edible?

1748
01:36:30,891 --> 01:36:33,894
- He did
say it's edible.

1749
01:36:38,533 --> 01:36:44,271
- Do you want a
photo or a video?

1750
01:36:49,943 --> 01:36:51,680
- Bingo.

1751
01:36:51,812 --> 01:36:53,581
- There are
signs, we'll find our way.

1752
01:36:53,715 --> 01:36:55,650
- We don't
speak these signs.

1753
01:36:57,719 --> 01:36:59,754
- Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.

1754
01:36:59,887 --> 01:37:01,656
- Okay, we
got confidence.

1755
01:37:05,893 --> 01:37:07,194
- Y'all probably
already know her

1756
01:37:07,328 --> 01:37:08,429
and y'all are
probably gonna send

1757
01:37:08,563 --> 01:37:10,097
me a whole bunch of messages.

1758
01:37:10,331 --> 01:37:11,700
- Who are we
talking to right now?

1759
01:37:11,832 --> 01:37:13,100
- I have no idea
who you're talking to

1760
01:37:13,233 --> 01:37:14,134
'cause there ain't
no service, so.

1761
01:37:14,268 --> 01:37:15,537
So you can't fall out.

1762
01:37:15,804 --> 01:37:16,538
- Exactly,
stay safe, kids.

1763
01:37:25,814 --> 01:37:28,148
- None of us speak
Spanish.

1764
01:37:28,282 --> 01:37:33,053
Hey, hey,.

1765
01:37:33,187 --> 01:37:35,489
- Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.

1766
01:37:39,493 --> 01:37:41,228
- Welcome to Guatemala.

1767
01:37:41,362 --> 01:37:43,997
- Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.

1768
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,503
- Get
it hot and fresh.