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<i>The universe.</i>

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<i>This universe
is 16 billion years old.</i>

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<i>In those early days,</i>

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<i>the conflict
between stability and change,</i>

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<i>between stagnation and anarchy,</i>

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<i>sparked beings of pure energy.</i>

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<i>Great Lords of Order</i>

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<i>and puissant Lords of Chaos.</i>

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<i>Entrusted to maintain</i>

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<i>the sacred balance
between opposing forces.</i>

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<i>As the loss of said balance</i>

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<i>once heralded the destruction
of the old universe.</i>

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<i>There is
no moral judgment here.</i>

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<i>No conflict
between good and evil.</i>

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<i>Unless good is
the balance itself</i>

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<i>and evil is
that balance's undoing.</i>

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Got one!

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Khalid!

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- Ha! Two points. Mary!

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No worries.

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Speed of Mercury!

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Ha!

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- Ow! Quit it.

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Oh. Thanks, Leroy.
Three more incoming.

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Strength of Hercules!

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Mary,
you crushed that magic.

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You too, Khaleed.

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Um, actually, I prefer
"Khalid."

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Like in the back of the throat.

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- Khalid?
- Khalid?

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Mmm, pretty close.

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Speaking of pretty close,

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catching six Trogowogs
isn't bad, but...

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You're all becoming
great sentinels of magic,

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but you need to maintain
a better awareness
of your surroundings.

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Aw, man, we flunked.

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No, no, more like a...
a B-minus.

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There. The Trogs are home.

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Now for the glamour spell
that's been hiding us all.

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Oh. Sorry.
Didn't see you there.

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No harm done.

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Traci, you're still
relying too much
on your bad-luck powers.

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I want you to focus more
on your urban magic

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until it comes to you
as easily.

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Khalid, fix what you
bend or break.

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It's important to balance
the natural and magical worlds.

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Plus, the tree will thank you.

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So would that swollen Trogowog.

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Ugh. I totally forgot
to fix him.

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No worries.
Trogs are pretty elastic.

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He'll belch it out soon enough.

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Huh, that I'd like to see.

53
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And Mary,
you're still thinking
too much like a superhero,

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which is understandable
given your history.

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But magic
isn't just about giving
or getting meta abilities.

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Use your imagination
when you tap into
the Earth's ley lines,

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or other sources
of mystic power.

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Spread your wings.

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Oh, come on now,

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don't let a little
constructive criticism
get you down.

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You're all doing great.
In fact...

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In fact,
you are my best students.

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We're your only students.

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And still the best.

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What was that?

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I don't know.

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<i>The situation in Markovia
couldn't be better.</i>

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<i>Another clutch of meta-humans
arrives each day.</i>

69
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<i>In addition,
Ultra-Humanite and Dr. Jace
are doing fine work,</i>

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<i>using Tar
to activate still more.</i>

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<i>Best of all,
they're volunteers.</i>

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<i>There's no coercion,
no trafficking.</i>

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<i>A little patriotic nudge,</i>

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<i>passed from myself
to King Brion to his people,</i>

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<i>does the trick quite nicely.</i>

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<i>And Helga has really taken
these newly minted metas
under her wing.</i>

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<i>She's like a mother
to them all.</i>

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<i>-Oh, it's very sweet.</i>

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And what of the push
from Secretary General Troia

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to send UN inspectors
to Markovia?

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<i>A minor concern, but--
- This is bad. Not good.</i>

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<i>-I have to go.</i>
- Klarion?

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<i>No time to explain.
Teekl, you tell them.</i>

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<i>Our excitable friend
seems to be having a moment.</i>

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<i>Over 12 millennia ago,</i>

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<i>Vandar Adg
established a village
for his spawn...</i>

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<i>-...beings that today
would be called...</i>

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<i>meta-humans.</i>

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<i>This was to be Vandar's utopia,</i>

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<i>a place where all his children,</i>

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<i>those that descended from him</i>

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<i>and those he had taken
under his wing,</i>

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<i>could live in peace and harmony
under his rule.</i>

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<i>In time,</i>

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<i>Vandar left
to conquer more lands.</i>

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<i>Returning to his village
in triumph,</i>

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<i>he discovered
his utopia had been undone.</i>

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Ugh!

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Andie, isn't it Gar's turn
to clean out the fridge?

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Yeah, but he was so tired,
I offered to do it for him.

101
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The poor guy
really looked like
he could use some sleep.

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All right, climb aboard.

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- Ow!

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Okay, okay.
The dragon it is.

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I thought we were
gonna figure out what that
weird energy wave was?

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Isn't that what we're doing?

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Fine.

108
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Mr. Tawny, I choose you.

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So crash!

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Class,
here's your next test.

111
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Try to keep up.

112
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You didn't have to go
all Mary Poppins.

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You know,
we could've taken the subway.

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Where's the fun
in that?

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Hey, Mary,
I know I'm the new guy here,

116
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but what did Zatanna mean

117
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when she said that
you're still thinking too much
like a superhero?

118
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Oh, that. See,
I used to be a superhero,
called Sergeant...

119
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Mmm, never mind.

120
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I was on the covert team,
so you wouldn't
have heard of me.

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But I had the power,
or a third of the power,
anyway of...

122
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Well...

123
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I can't actually say it myself.

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Shazam!

125
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Um,
so, what happened?

126
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I was just a kid.

127
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I wasn't ready
for power back then.

128
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I had to give it up.

129
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I had to.

130
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That was amazing!

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You know, except for the part
where we nearly hit a bus.

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Why's a school bus out
at this time of night, anyway?

133
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Eh, buses happen.

134
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What are we doing here?

135
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Meeting an old friend.
Someone you all should know.

136
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Nimue Inwudu,
also known as Madame Xanadu,

137
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- allow me to introduce--
- Your students.

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Traci Thurston,
Mary Bromfield,
and Khalid Nassour.

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<i>Bonsoir, mes amis.</i>

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Madame Xanadu
offers you welcome.

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<i>Vandar attacked this new foe.</i>

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<i>But with a snap
of his fingers...</i>

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<i>...Klarion the Witch Boy
killed him...</i>

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<i>only to see Vandar rise again.</i>

145
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<i>Vandar soon realized
he wasn't facing a mortal,</i>

146
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<i>not even a meta-human mortal.</i>

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<i>This Klarion was something new.</i>

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<i>Or despite appearances,</i>

149
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<i>something incredibly old.</i>

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<i>Something elemental,</i>

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<i>fundamental...</i>

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<i>to the universe.</i>

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Hello. I wish
to express my appreciation.

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Thank you for being my anchor
on the mortal plane.

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In return, I will provide you
with an appropriate name.

156
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Let's call you Flaw, shall we?

157
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,478
Now, Flaw,
if you would kneel.

158
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There.

159
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You look absolutely darling.

160
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Child, what you doing in here?

161
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And what is that?

162
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"Child"?

163
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Hmm. I like it.

164
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,081
Thank you, sir.

165
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You have served
a valuable purpose.

166
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:36,714
Flaw, please reward
this mortal accordingly.

167
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Hey! Hey! Stop there.

168
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Stop right there.
Don't make me shoot!

169
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This new form
looks adorable.

170
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Still,

171
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,443
I wonder what these things
look like on the inside.

172
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,580
Uh, Gar, you got a minute?

173
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,373
Sure, BD. What's up?

174
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,044
I figured I should check in
with you.

175
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As part of my official
den mother gig, like.

176
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Cool, cool. I'm crash.

177
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:24,470
Grand. Eh, except,
you haven't been
going on missions,

178
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which is fine. Eh...

179
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099
But, uh, now you're not
doing your chores either.

180
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,101
It's not like you, Gar.

181
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,020
Should I be worried?

182
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,897
Nah, man. I'm just tired's all.

183
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,399
But sorry.
I'll get on the chores thing.

184
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Got you covered.

185
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,904
So, was that it?

186
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,366
I, uh, reckon so.

187
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,459
Hey,
where's that music coming from?

188
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,253
Hmm? Oh.

189
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From Preservation Hall,
across the street.

190
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,967
But, Preservation Hall,
isn't that in New Orleans?

191
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,385
Of course.

192
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,680
Whoa.

193
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,102
We entered through
the Harlem door.

194
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,604
Madame Xanadu's parlor
is actually in New Orleans,

195
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274
but it has doors
the world over,

196
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900
all leading here.

197
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,987
This "parlor"
looks more like a tourist trap.

198
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,698
It was, once.

199
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,408
But now...

200
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,623
You okay?

201
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,875
Madame Xanadu
is a seeker of secrets
and a keeper of knowledge.

202
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,670
For years, her natural gifts
lay dormant and forgotten.

203
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,297
She was a charlatan, a poser,

204
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,632
until an encounter with
Kent Nelson and Abra Kadabra

205
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,260
inspired her to become what
she had long claimed to be.

206
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,679
The greatest seer
and medium on Earth.

207
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,055
Whoa.

208
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,141
Kent Nelson?

209
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,892
I assume you know
why we're here.

210
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,230
Powerful mystic pulse
felt all around the world, yes?

211
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,024
I've lost track of it,

212
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:03,819
but I can send you
to the last known location
of its locus.

213
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:04,903
Perfect.

214
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,031
Hmm.

215
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,997
That should get you there.

216
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,792
- Whoops. Sorry.

217
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,839
Really?

218
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,508
Favors don't keep
the lights on.

219
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,093
Thank you, Nimue.

220
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,180
Of course.
Now, please, be careful, Z.

221
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,683
I haven't felt a chaotic energy
like that in this lifetime.

222
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:03,212
<i>For 300 days
and 300 nights,</i>

223
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:08,759
<i>Klarion killed Vandar
in 300 different ways.</i>

224
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,679
<i>And every time,</i>

225
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,139
<i>Vandar rose again.</i>

226
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:19,186
<i>Until, finally,
the Witch Boy grew
intrigued enough to stop.</i>

227
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,522
<i>Each was a revelation
to the other.</i>

228
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:26,652
<i>Klarion learned that mortals
had the potential to interest
and engage him.</i>

229
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,072
<i>And Vandar learned of
the Lords of Chaos and Order</i>

230
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,907
<i>that helped govern the cosmos.</i>

231
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,786
<i>Vandar did not yet know
what use he could make
of this entity.</i>

232
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,164
<i>But seeing
a valuable potential asset</i>

233
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,543
<i>and not being one to let
an opportunity slip away,</i>

234
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,296
<i>Vandar was certain
he would think of something.</i>

235
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:53,929
<i>Still, the priority
was to stop Klarion
from murdering his people.</i>

236
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:58,976
<i>Unfortunately,
the Witch Boy balked
at any restriction, asking,</i>

237
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,019
<i>"Why would I listen to you?"</i>

238
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,982
<i>"Give me 1,000 years,
and I'll show you why.</i>

239
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:10,279
<i>Meet me right back here
in this village
called Atlantis."</i>

240
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,491
<i>"All right.
I'll play, for now."</i>

241
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,082
Holy moly!

242
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,461
Who would do this? And why?

243
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,463
Some kind of ritual killings?

244
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,839
I don't think so.

245
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,175
It reminds me
of first-year medical school.

246
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968
An anatomy lesson.

247
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,511
I think you're right, Khalid.

248
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,847
Something inhuman did this.

249
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,183
Something that wanted
to know how we tick.

250
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,187
What did you do?

251
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,066
Yes, I know we
shouldn't have stopped
to torture those hummingbirds,

252
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,735
but it seemed like a fun idea
at the time.

253
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,366
Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that again.

254
00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,037
Took me 16 days to get out
of that tower last time.

255
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,497
I won't get stuck,

256
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,166
and I won't stand still
for what you got planned.

257
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,170
- What do we do?
- Pool your energies into me.

258
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,421
Power of Zeus!

259
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,600
No more ankhs.
No more meddling.

260
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,435
You all die today!

261
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,205
Hey! What do you think
you're doing?

262
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,998
Giving as good as I get!

263
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,626
- Strength of Hercules!

264
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,092
You would strike a little boy?

265
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,678
With his own evil power?
Damn straight.

266
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,471
You want my power?

267
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,224
You can't handle my power!

268
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,566
Ah! Tangles.

269
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,902
- Tingles. Tingles.
They knew I meant Tingles.

270
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,821
Khalid, the cat is his anchor!

271
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,412
Your type
always goes for the cat!

272
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,264
This will do.

273
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,269
I can taste him here.

274
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,979
Tastes like...

275
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,231
disappointment.

276
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,969
If you would oblige me, please.

277
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,899
Aw, not her!
Of all the ones to send.

278
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,111
No, no, no, not now!

279
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,202
Dang it. I wanted to
finish off these kids.

280
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,663
Sorry to split, losers,

281
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,666
but I got other figs to fry.

282
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,794
They knew what I meant!

283
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,930
<i>Thus, the threat of
the Chaos Lord was delayed.</i>

284
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,017
<i>But not dismissed.</i>

285
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,646
Yet, in that moment,

286
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,692
a bond was forged
between an immortal mortal

287
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:21,697
and one of the cosmos's
elemental entities.

288
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,490
Come now, Stranger,

289
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,660
why do you tell me
what I already know?

290
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,829
To remind you

291
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,707
of what must not be forgotten.

292
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,626
Damn you
and your enigmatic musings.

293
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:40,507
For once,
say what you came here
to... say.

294
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,765
[laser blasts
and dramatic music playing
in video on cell phone]

295
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,776
<i>Lieutenant Der'Chow,</i>

296
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,070
<i>reroute power
to the command console,</i>

297
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,406
<i>and use the last
of our beryllium crystals
to boost our tazer-beams.</i>

298
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,575
<i>We may be a billion lightyears
from home</i>

299
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,618
<i>and stuck in the middle
of a Klamulon Civil War,</i>

300
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,621
<i>but the crew of the</i> Engager
<i>does not know how to quit!</i>

301
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,290
<i>We'll get Captain Bender back</i>

302
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,792
<i>and take down that
zombie-cyborg-Ensign-Valiant.</i>

303
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,753
<i>'Cause, face it,</i>

304
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,255
<i>I didn't journey
all the way from Mars
only to cut and run.</i>

305
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:24,342
<i>And I bet you didn't trade
an easy life on Klamulon-Prime
just to bail, either.</i>

306
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,136
<i>Doesn't matter
how many friends we've lost</i>

307
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,971
<i>or how many ships
they throw at us,</i>

308
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,347
<i>we don't give up on the mission</i>

309
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,058
<i>and we don't give up
on each other!</i>

310
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,934
<i>Now, fire tazer-one!</i>


