1 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:38,450 Thank you. 2 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,700 Noah. Yes. 3 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,300 Yes. 4 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:45,910 Answer me. 5 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,030 I live and breathe. 6 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,410 Where have you been hiding all this time? 7 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,010 Hiding? 8 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,170 Me? 9 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:09,910 Skip it. 10 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,330 I'll tell you one thing. 11 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:14,650 I'm sure glad you're around. 12 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,570 This place was beginning to bug me. 13 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:22,390 For a while there, I thought I was losing my mind. 14 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,370 Mind? It's a small installation. 15 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,890 Brother, this is no swinging joint. 16 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:32,130 But if you play ball with me, I'll play ball with you. 17 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,510 And we'll both get along fine. 18 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,110 You don't talk very much, do you? 19 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,720 Dumb native. 20 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,440 Native? 21 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,020 Oh, yes. 22 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,580 Me. This will be your bunk. 23 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,220 Right over mine. 24 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,280 Keep the area clean. 25 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,280 Keep your nose out of trouble. 26 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,920 Reveille at 0600 hours. 27 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,720 Morning chow at 0730. 28 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,319 And taps at 2100 hours. 29 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,680 Reveille. 30 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,200 Chow. 31 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,920 Perhaps. 32 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:25,579 You may not like it, my boy, but you have just joined this man's army. 33 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 Why? 34 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 And how. 35 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:40,660 Look right here. That's yours truly when I first joined the army. 36 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,800 Way back in World War II. 37 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,800 A 30 -year man. 38 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,410 All the way. 39 00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:48,510 All the way? 40 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,310 All the way. 41 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:52,930 Look sharp, huh? 42 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,230 All the way. 43 00:17:56,710 --> 00:18:01,310 You know, I could have retired after I completed 20 years. 44 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:08,410 But I figured, what the hell? If General MacArthur... Now, there was a soldier 45 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:09,410 for you. 46 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,870 And those were the good old days. 47 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,290 When this man's army was the army. 48 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,810 The United States Army. 49 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:24,390 And America was America, with stars and stripes and all. 50 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,850 Good old days. 51 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,450 Not this new Federation business. 52 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:37,710 Anyway, I figured to myself, if General MacArthur could put in 46 years, 53 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,430 the least I could do was put in 30. 54 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:41,690 Uh -huh. 55 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:46,110 Then retired to some nice, small place in Florida. 56 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,610 With $250 a month pension. 57 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,990 $2 ,000 mustering out pay. 58 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,350 $10 ,000 worth of life insurance. 59 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,950 I've been paying for it right along. 60 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,130 And all the other monies they owe me. 61 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:03,710 Accrued leave. 62 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,290 Two months pay. 63 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,270 Altogether... 64 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,980 $4 ,385 .52. 65 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,360 And I've got it all right down here. 66 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:19,480 $4 ,385. 67 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,080 And I had it made. 68 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,720 Dollars? 26 days more. 69 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:33,380 And I would have been the freest, swingiest bird in this whole wide world. 70 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,040 And 52 cents. 71 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:42,860 And they had to go and mess everything up. I know what you mean, sir. The 72 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:46,740 president made one hell of a speech, and he sure told them where to get off. 73 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,640 We would have played it a hell of a lot tougher if it weren't for that damn 74 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,840 public opinion business. 75 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,740 In the old days, we would have moved in first and asked questions later. 76 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:04,040 But in these here new times, anybody can step all over you. And when you try to 77 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:10,950 do something about it... You've got 37 % of the damn civilians for, 35 % 78 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:14,710 against, and 28 % undecided. 79 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,650 What a mess. 80 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,590 Everyone gone? Except the four of us. 81 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:30,930 Me, Lieutenant, Sergeant Kowalski, and Jones. 82 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,330 Jones, too. 83 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:37,930 We established... Communications with General Headquarters in Washington. 84 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,590 There was only one of them left. 85 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,850 A what colonel? A woman. 86 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,310 She sure was glad to hear from us. 87 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:51,130 I tell you the way they run this man's army. 88 00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:55,530 That dame didn't even know where the 2284th Detachment was. 89 00:20:56,510 --> 00:21:02,090 That was when Shapiro was promoted to commanding general. 90 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,990 Then the whack name was gone. 91 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,810 We tried to contact somebody else. 92 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,130 But there was nobody left. 93 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:12,490 None of us. 94 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,290 None of them. 95 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:20,190 I tell you, it gives a guy the creeps just to talk about it. 96 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:27,710 But... C 'est la guerre, as they say in French. 97 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,650 So, there I am down in the shelter. 98 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:39,860 Taking inventory when this lousy little radiation cloud flies by. 99 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,180 And it's goodbye, General. 100 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,860 Goodbye, Kowalski. 101 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,540 Goodbye, Jones. 102 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,540 That's what you gotta watch for. 103 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,520 Radiation clouds and radiation rain. 104 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,620 It's okay if you get hit by a bomb. 105 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,970 Because then you never know what hit you. 106 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,030 But that other stuff sure is tricky. 107 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:07,770 Oh. 108 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,410 Okay. 109 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:10,970 Other stuff. 110 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:14,470 Tricky. See this radiation tag? 111 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:18,930 If that little paper inside ever turns black, man, forget it. 112 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,150 I'll remember. 113 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:27,390 Anyway, now that the General Kowalski and Jones are dead, that leaves just me. 114 00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:28,830 And you, of course. 115 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,390 But I am in command now. 116 00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,450 The number one boy. 117 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:43,710 You understand? 118 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,009 Oh, yes. 119 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:47,170 The number one boy. 120 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,890 Just call me Noah. Sure. 121 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,630 The Noah. 122 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,310 You haven't got a name, have you? 123 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:16,110 A name? 124 00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:17,970 No, sir. 125 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,310 Well, I've been doing some thinking about you. 126 00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:28,510 About how you popped up when I was all alone. 127 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,190 You know what I think I'll call you? 128 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,410 What, sir? 129 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:34,950 Friday. 130 00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:36,890 Friday? 131 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,230 You like it? 132 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,270 Oh, yes, sir, I sure do. 133 00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:49,610 Friday. F -R -I -D -A -Y. 134 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:53,570 It has a beautiful twist to it. 135 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:57,470 Are you comfortable, Friday? 136 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,490 Comfortable? Oh, yes. 137 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,590 Very comfortable. 138 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:03,210 Well, then. 139 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:04,850 Good night, my boy. 140 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,130 Good night, sir. It has been a pleasure meeting you. 141 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:11,410 One, two, three, four. 142 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:15,320 One. One, two, three, four. One, 143 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,300 two, three, four. 144 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,280 One, two, three, four. 145 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,400 One, two, three, four. 146 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,639 One, 147 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:38,460 two, 148 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,000 three, four. 149 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,130 Look, you can't have a gun. 150 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:47,870 But how about a latrine? 151 00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,550 One just like mine. 152 00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:54,970 Ha, ha, ha. What I always wanted. My own private room. 153 00:24:55,370 --> 00:25:01,470 Thank you, thank you. And, sir, if that's how things are in this man's 154 00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:04,870 can rest assured that I'm signing up for another hitch. 155 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,710 I'm with you all the way. 156 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:10,370 Salerno. 157 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:12,630 Napoli. 158 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:14,590 Hamburg. 159 00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:17,830 El Paso. 160 00:25:19,110 --> 00:25:20,870 Panama Canal. 161 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:23,730 Incheon. 162 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:26,230 Saigon. 163 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:30,570 Any place I've been to. 164 00:25:30,910 --> 00:25:32,170 Always. 165 00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:36,850 The classiest dame in town. 166 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,920 the way those dames went for me. 167 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,480 You'd never believe it. 168 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,860 But you can ask Kowalski. 169 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,920 Ask anyone. 170 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,100 They'll all tell you. No need for that. 171 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,460 And I never paid a plug nickel for a dame in my whole life. 172 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,950 Not like all them other guys. 173 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,910 You gotta know how to treat the ladies. 174 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:27,030 And this is one guy who knows. 175 00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:28,510 Ladies. 176 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:30,690 Yes, sirree. 177 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:33,270 Tell me about the ladies, sir. 178 00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:38,270 In Pig Alley it was. 179 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,380 That's pig aller in French. 180 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,640 Pig aller, c 'est la guerre. 181 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:52,440 Anyway, I'm walking down the street all alone when all 182 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,040 of a sudden I hear... Bonsoir, Joe. 183 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440 T 'es tout seul? 184 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,260 Allez, viens, on va monter. 185 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,560 Viens, va. 186 00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,540 There she was. 187 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,820 Wow. 188 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,840 And there I was. 189 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,040 I can just see it, sir. 190 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:16,020 I took off my hat and politely said to her, My name is not Joe, man. 191 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,180 Ah, the coup de grace, that's that? 192 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,440 Yep. 193 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:22,600 Fool me, Dob. 194 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,240 Now it was about three or four o 'clock in the morning. 195 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,740 And there was hardly anybody about in the street. 196 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,720 It was quite obvious she was in some kind of trouble. 197 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,020 Yes. 198 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,020 So... Yes, yes. 199 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,720 I said to her... What? 200 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,460 What? What? 201 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,280 United States of America? 202 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720 Sure. 203 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,620 You don't think we're going to stay around here, do you? 204 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,640 And when are we leaving, sir? 205 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:03,080 As soon as I build a boat. 206 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,520 And as soon as I finish taking inventory. 207 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:11,610 You know, some chicken shit second lieutenant may show up. Those guys pop 208 00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:15,530 over. U .S .A. You know what he's gonna do? 209 00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:21,150 Ah, that's a rare thing. He ain't gonna give me no medal for capturing no enemy 210 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:26,230 military installation. Special medal of honor. No, no. The very first thing he's 211 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:28,750 gonna ask is, did you take inventory? 212 00:28:29,770 --> 00:28:30,770 What? 213 00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:32,330 That's the army for you. 214 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,830 Well, this is one cookie they're not gonna catch short. 215 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,140 No, sirree. 216 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:41,940 We are going to collect every single penny they owe us. Right? 217 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,500 Sure. And when we get through having a ball, we'll settle down in Florida. And 218 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:53,500 lie on the beach all day while a battalion of sexy secretaries... Go 219 00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:55,640 my boy. Go well. You know what I mean. 220 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,760 You're not a German by any chance, are you? 221 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,840 What, sir? A German? 222 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,160 Sure. Don't you get it? 223 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:09,640 So... Shower bending down. Shower bending down. 224 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,920 Oh, sir, that's a beauty. 225 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,660 Bending down. 226 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,460 Or is it a Greek? 227 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,960 Oh, that's risky. 228 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,440 Oh, sir, I love these Sundays. You know something? 229 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,840 You'll never believe it. But I do. 230 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,760 But I used to do pretty good on the dramatic side, too. On the dramatic 231 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:40,860 too. 232 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:47,960 Get a load of this. I did this in my school play in P .S. 36, and it killed 233 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,240 them. P .S. 36. We sure get along in this man's army. 234 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,660 Go ahead, sir. 235 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,300 Friends! 236 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:05,900 Brown man, country man, lend me your ears. 237 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,139 You have, man. 238 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:13,440 I'm all ears. I come here to praise Caesar, not to bury him. 239 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,400 Bravo, bravo, bravissimo. 240 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,840 Home. We made it home, sir. 241 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,740 After you. After you, my dear Alphonse. 242 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400 Please. 243 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,380 It is I who insists. 244 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,100 Right here, old buddy. 245 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,299 Nor, buddy? 246 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,320 You're tops in my book. 247 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:42,600 Likewise. You stick with me, pal, we'll go places together. You said it, Nor, 248 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,700 man. 249 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:46,180 We're gonna have a ball. 250 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,840 Yes, sirree. 251 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,440 Sir. 252 00:31:53,900 --> 00:32:00,880 I want you to know that this was the greatest fun I have had in my 253 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,880 entire... 254 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:10,600 And it's going to be like this. You and I always. 255 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:12,280 What a guy. 256 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,600 The two old soldiers. Best friend I ever had. 257 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,540 Good night, sir. 258 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,360 And sweet dreams. 259 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:37,000 Good morning, good morning. 260 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,840 Rise and shine, sir. 261 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,020 Ah, you haven't forgotten what day this is, have you? 262 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:48,880 Monday morning, D -Day for building the boat. 263 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:56,000 Now you remember, don't you? And I bet you are dying to hear the program for 264 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,720 first day at sea. 265 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,360 No, no, no. 266 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:07,420 Got to listen to it. At 0630 hours, make it 0800. 267 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:11,200 Stuart wakes us up gently. 268 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,640 Black coffee for you. 269 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,300 Pineapple juice for me. 270 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:24,600 After breakfast, a quick dip in the pool with two 271 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,920 fresh bottles of D andB. 272 00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:33,370 On the rocks for you, with Perry for me. 273 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:40,450 Evening, class A uniform, black car. 274 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,130 Dinner at the captain's table. 275 00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:48,350 And finally, sir, the pierced resistor. 276 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:51,690 Are you okay, sir? 277 00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:54,930 Now listen to this, carefully. 278 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:03,100 While the moon hangs over the port bow, dancing until morning. The 279 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:07,780 music of the old soldier's combo. 280 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,620 Get it? The old soldier's combo, sir. You and me. 281 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:22,340 I'm already working on it. Of course, we need something original, so I'm 282 00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,840 thinking of developing this love act. 283 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:13,940 I got it, sir. 284 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,560 Sir? 285 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,520 Oh, there you are. Tell me what you think of this marvelous tune. 286 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:22,680 If it clicks, we'll be millionaires. 287 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,340 Head lost. 288 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,100 Hit the road! 289 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,500 Sir? 290 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:37,100 Get out, damn you! You don't have to shout, sir. I understand. 291 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,100 I'll take my horn and just fade. 292 00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:49,360 Damn it. A fella can't get a minute's peace and quiet around here. 293 00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:23,860 Friday Friday 294 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:25,650 you've been Friday. 295 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,470 Didn't you hear me calling you? 296 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,110 You 297 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:44,250 better 298 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:45,250 say something. 299 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:50,230 That's a direct order. 300 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:52,210 No more orders, sir. 301 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:59,440 I am now nothing but a dishonorably discharged former soldier. 302 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,380 No job. 303 00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,860 No references. 304 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:09,180 But Friday, you're my buddy. 305 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:15,400 My best friend. I have feelings too, you know. 306 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,820 You have me to keep you company. 307 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,680 I have nobody. 308 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:29,220 I mean, it's quite obvious what the problem is, isn't it, sir? 309 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:38,380 It's so simple, and it's all up to you. 310 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,040 You can do it. 311 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,280 You know you can do it, don't you? 312 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,260 Oh, I can already see myself. 313 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,300 Very politely taking off my hat. 314 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,520 Oh, my Friday. 315 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:02,880 My name is not Joe, ma 'am. No, no, this can't be for real. It's not real. 316 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,180 It's not real. 317 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,540 It's not real. 318 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:09,120 I'm going to hang a blanket up here so you'll have a separate room for 319 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,620 Real night, real night. 320 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,360 No, no, no. 321 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,420 But it's only temporary, Friday Anne. 322 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,220 Until we leave for America. 323 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,260 America? Sure. 324 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,360 You don't think we're going to stay around here, do you? No. 325 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,960 Friday Anne will be coming with us, won't you, sir? Hey, hey, can anyone 326 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,800 tell me what's happening here? Once we get to America, we'll collect a fortune 327 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,180 that they owe us. Fortune? 328 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,600 Oh, we're going to collect a fortune? Mm -hmm. 329 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,320 And we'll live off the cream of the land. 330 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,479 Oh, brother. 331 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,520 Isn't that right, sir? 332 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:44,740 And after we finish having a ball, we'll settle down in Florida. 333 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:50,290 Lie on the beach all day, sipping coffee. cold bear. 334 00:40:50,790 --> 00:40:54,910 Friday, do you mind telling me just how we are going to America? 335 00:40:55,230 --> 00:40:56,910 With the boat that Noah is going to build. 336 00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,490 Isn't that correct, sir? 337 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:02,910 Boat? What boat? 338 00:41:03,890 --> 00:41:04,990 Friday, you're dreaming. 339 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,550 This is illusion, not real. 340 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,050 Dreaming? 341 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:10,870 Are we dreaming, sir? 342 00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:13,110 Friday, you better get your feet on the ground. 343 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:16,710 Oh, speaking of ground, would you like to show me around? 344 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,720 Tell me, how come he can be the Noah and you're just playing Friday? 345 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:29,040 Because he is the Noah Friday. 346 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,640 A man of the world. 347 00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:35,320 He's warm, generous, witty. 348 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,380 Good on the dramatic side, too. 349 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,880 Friday. He never paid a plug nickel for a dame in his whole life. 350 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:49,220 A plug what for a dame? No chicken shit second lieutenant is going to catch him 351 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:50,460 short. Friday. 352 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,560 Why don't you stop talking about what's his name and tell me about you? 353 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,320 Me? 354 00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,740 There's nothing to me. 355 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:02,480 Don't be ridiculous. There's everything to you. 356 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:05,000 We're the only ones real here. 357 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,600 If you weren't around, I would have gone out of my mind by now. 358 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,100 Mind? 359 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800 That's strange. 360 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:18,840 That's what he said in this very same place when we first met. 361 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,100 Friday. 362 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:21,630 Have you been listening to me? 363 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:26,810 Oh, coming up in the world, huh? 364 00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:32,810 Oh, sir, I'm really touched. And that, sir, is the classiest powder room I've 365 00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:33,810 ever seen. 366 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:35,150 Oh, is that what it is? 367 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:41,050 It's just a temporary construction. 368 00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:42,388 I see. 369 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:44,150 She's part of the team now. 370 00:42:44,690 --> 00:42:45,690 Right, sir? 371 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,010 I'm honored and impressed. 372 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,520 No, really. 373 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,220 But why is he nailing the door in? 374 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,120 I'm sure that Noah knows what he's doing. 375 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,460 Are you blind? 376 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:07,220 That's supposed to be the door of that contraption. Look, I don't tell you how 377 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,220 to powder your nose. 378 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:11,800 Don't you tell me how to construct a field latrine. 379 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,058 No, sir. 380 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,060 Now, go on. 381 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,040 Run along while I finish my works. 382 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,300 As you say, sir. 383 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,920 But you're still nailing the door shut. 384 00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,480 Are you coming Friday? 385 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,340 May I go and play with the ladies? Yeah, sure. 386 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,860 Thank you. 387 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,120 See you later. 388 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,720 Friday! 389 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,960 Anne! 390 00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,660 Wait for me. 391 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000 The man. 392 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,960 Darling, he is a yo -yo. 393 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,840 You don't understand, do you? 394 00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:41,800 Happy birthday to me. 395 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:44,540 Happy birthday. 396 00:44:48,430 --> 00:44:51,210 Happy birthday, dear Noah. 397 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,750 Happy birthday to me. 398 00:44:57,770 --> 00:44:59,350 What is this? 399 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:06,670 Wow. And I forgot all about it. It is his birthday today. 400 00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,470 Oh, man, this is too much. 401 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:11,250 Far out. 402 00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:13,170 Friday, darling. 403 00:45:13,390 --> 00:45:15,450 Your friend is really out of sight. 404 00:45:16,170 --> 00:45:18,250 I told you he was a regular guy. My foot. 405 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:21,830 Do try to be nice to him. Anything you say. 406 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:24,790 Congratulations, sir. 407 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:26,410 Hey, now, what kind of music is this? 408 00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:30,270 That rice cake is a master's trope. 409 00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:33,450 Noah, are you going to put some dancing music on? 410 00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:34,850 Sure. 411 00:45:35,090 --> 00:45:36,650 This is just for atmosphere. 412 00:45:37,450 --> 00:45:40,510 The hot stuff is coming up. 413 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:42,570 What year? 414 00:45:43,270 --> 00:45:44,630 We've got the latest hit. 415 00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,420 Isn't that right, sir? 416 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,680 Rather. You cha -cha? 417 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:54,180 No. 418 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,440 Look, it's easy. Just watch me. 419 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:02,760 One, two, three, cha -cha -cha. Two, three, cha -cha -cha. One, two, cha -cha 420 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,140 -cha. Three, four, cha -cha -cha. Come on, Friday. What are you waiting for? 421 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:12,540 One, two, cha -cha -cha. Three, four, cha -cha -cha. 422 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,100 You see? 423 00:46:14,670 --> 00:46:16,430 It's not hard. You're great. Really? 424 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:17,850 Look at you. You're marvelous. 425 00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:20,870 You're born cha-cha-char. 426 00:46:21,150 --> 00:46:22,150 Cha-cha-cha. 427 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:27,150 Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha -cha. Cha-cha-cha. 428 00:46:27,490 --> 00:46:29,290 Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha -cha. 429 00:46:29,530 --> 00:46:29,848 Cha-cha-cha. 430 00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:32,310 Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha -cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha 431 00:46:32,310 --> 00:46:33,390 -cha -cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha 432 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:36,910 -cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha -cha -cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. 433 00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:37,288 Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. 434 00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:43,630 Cha -cha -cha. Cha -cha -cha. Cha -cha -cha. Cha -cha -cha. Cha -cha -cha. Cha 435 00:46:43,630 --> 00:46:44,650 -cha 436 00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:46,970 Let's move over to the other side. 437 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:05,450 Being in the army is not easy, but there's a lot of discipline. 438 00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:26,520 You're living in a dream world, Friday. 439 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,920 He'll never build a boat. 440 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,180 And we'll never see America. 441 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:37,720 Hasn't he ever told you that there's no one left over there? 442 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,580 No one left anywhere? 443 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:44,020 You still don't understand, do you? 444 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:59,200 Drangs over the port bow, dancing until morning to the music of... Ah! 445 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,120 Ah! A monster! 446 00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,339 A monster! 447 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:04,760 Take it away, Franny, please, please! Annie, look, it's Noah! 448 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,060 You! You! 449 00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:07,580 You beast! 450 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:10,480 You didn't mean to scare, did you? What'd you do that for? You just wanted 451 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,520 funny, isn't that right? Oh, yes, he did mean to scare me. All night I could 452 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,360 feel slimy eyes latching over my shoulders. Anne, please. 453 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:19,080 Hey, what's the matter? Can't you stand to see other people having a good time? 454 00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:20,100 All right. 455 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,980 She doesn't mean what she's saying, sir. 456 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:23,350 Party is finished! 457 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:24,650 What? Look here, you! 458 00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,490 You lousy, stinking party! 459 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,530 I have danced at officers' clubs! 460 00:48:30,830 --> 00:48:32,030 Over! Do you hear me? 461 00:48:32,430 --> 00:48:37,530 I wouldn't set foot in a greasy NCO joint if it was the last place on Earth! 462 00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:43,730 Friday. 463 00:48:45,010 --> 00:48:46,450 Friday, is he still out there? 464 00:48:47,230 --> 00:48:48,350 Go to sleep, Friday. 465 00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:50,910 Who the hell does he think he is, anyway? 466 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,980 Well, here he comes. The great white father. 467 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,080 Now listen, you two. 468 00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:09,820 I'm going out for a walk, but I'm coming back and you both better be asleep. 469 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:14,700 And Friday, don't you dare move from your bunk. 470 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160 That's an order. 471 00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:17,259 Yes, sir. 472 00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,040 Whatever you say, sir. 473 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,100 You're great, sir. 474 00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,920 You're marvelous. 475 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,100 Good riddance, you sump of bitch. 476 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,540 Soldier boy. 477 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,300 Please. 478 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,000 Friday, he's gone. 479 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,580 You'll never know. 480 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,720 That's what you think. 481 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,040 Friday, there's something out there. Did you hear that? 482 00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,780 No. Oh, Friday, I'm scared. 483 00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:55,710 Oh, please come over here and get in bed with me. Oh, please. 484 00:49:56,430 --> 00:50:00,090 Marianne, please act like a lady. I'll act like a lady. I'll do anything you 485 00:50:00,090 --> 00:50:01,870 say. I'll act like a lady, just for a minute, okay? 486 00:50:03,230 --> 00:50:04,049 A minute? 487 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,050 A minute. 488 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:10,190 Friday, you're shivering all over. 489 00:50:11,410 --> 00:50:12,990 Here, darling, get under the blanket. 490 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:15,390 Oh, yes. 491 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,510 Would you like me to rub your back? 492 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,160 Oh, can you move just a little bit that way? Oh, yes. 493 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:28,540 Oh, darling. 494 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,760 Oh, yes. 495 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,840 Oh. Oh. 496 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,080 Oh. 497 00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,100 Oh. Oh. 498 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,800 What's that noise? 499 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,680 Why, a dirty old man. 500 00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:47,920 Take it easy, darling. Relax. Let me do the talking. You no good bitch. 501 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,640 Sir, I... Please. 502 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,960 How could you do this to me? 503 00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:54,330 Sir, I... Friday. Friday, you have nothing to say. 504 00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:58,290 You filthy, ungrateful bitch. 505 00:50:58,830 --> 00:50:59,990 I've had enough out of you. 506 00:51:00,530 --> 00:51:05,270 You want him, well, take him and get out. Get out, both of you. Oh, no, 507 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:06,870 melodramatics, please. 508 00:51:07,490 --> 00:51:08,670 Now, calm down. 509 00:51:09,030 --> 00:51:11,110 Yes, sir. Please, sir, calm down. 510 00:51:11,450 --> 00:51:15,990 Out! All right. Come on, Friday, let's get out of this dump. Oh, please, sir, 511 00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:18,670 please. Stop it, Friday. Can't you see the man is jealous? 512 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,620 wouldn't touch a two -bit hooker like you with a ten -foot pole. 513 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:39,800 No, you're going with your dirty hands. I used to mess around with ladies. Do 514 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,020 you hear me? Ladies. 515 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,259 You're a bitch. 516 00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:44,200 Games like you are a dime a dozen. 517 00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:51,260 My horn. 518 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,360 Too late for that now, sir. I'm putting the nail in the wrong place. 519 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,080 Is that so, madam? 520 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,460 Madam, to you. 521 00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:59,640 Friday, you turn late. 522 00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:44,310 Really don't. 523 00:52:44,950 --> 00:52:48,130 He doesn't need us anymore. 524 00:53:00,770 --> 00:53:04,070 In the beginning, there was nothing. 525 00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:06,990 Nothing at all. 526 00:53:08,070 --> 00:53:12,070 And there was nobody around except you. 527 00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:14,390 Isn't that right, sir? 528 00:53:16,090 --> 00:53:20,770 And then you made a man and you called him Friday. 529 00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:25,250 And Friday was your best, best friend. 530 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:27,190 Isn't that right, sir? 531 00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:33,270 And when you saw that Friday was good, you made a girl too. 532 00:53:33,830 --> 00:53:35,890 But she was no good. 533 00:53:36,110 --> 00:53:38,030 No good at all. 534 00:53:38,270 --> 00:53:41,450 She was mean and wicked and ugly. 535 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:45,800 That's why you threw them out in the middle of the night. 536 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,780 And they can never come back again. 537 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,060 Never. 538 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:55,400 So now the castle will be just for the two of us. 539 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:59,500 And we will live happily, happily ever after. 540 00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:01,660 Look, kid. 541 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:06,100 Building castles and other stupid stuff is a lot of bullshit. 542 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,700 It won't get you anywhere. 543 00:54:09,590 --> 00:54:13,030 Nowadays, it's brains and education that counts. 544 00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:20,030 If you learn algebra and all that stuff, get a nice job 545 00:54:20,030 --> 00:54:22,590 running a little machine. 546 00:54:23,550 --> 00:54:28,470 Just sit back, relax, press a button, 547 00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:33,990 575 an hour. I don't want to press a button. I want to be a soldier like you, 548 00:54:34,010 --> 00:54:35,530 sir. Forget it. 549 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:40,280 You're going to grow up and get a nice civilian job. 550 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:44,120 You're going to go ahead and make something of yourself. 551 00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:47,360 I want to play. Now you hear me and hear me good. 552 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,100 One and one is two. 553 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:54,800 Two and two is four. 554 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,560 Three and three is six. 555 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:27,620 We hold these truths to be self -evident that all men are created equal, that 556 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:32,220 they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights that are 557 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,790 must... Common factor of two or more polynomials is a polynomial which is a 558 00:55:36,790 --> 00:55:40,790 factor of each of them. While a common multiple of the polynomials is a 559 00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:42,930 polynomial having each of them as a factor. 560 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:45,770 Leave common multiple of the polynomials. 561 00:55:46,470 --> 00:55:49,250 Where burning sappho loved and sung. 562 00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:52,410 Where grew the arts of war and peace. 563 00:55:52,930 --> 00:55:55,910 Where Delos rose and Phoebus sprung. 564 00:55:56,310 --> 00:55:58,570 Eternal summer gilds them yet. 565 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,100 but all except their son is dead. 566 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:06,080 The problematical problem arising from the formation of a constitutional basis 567 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,780 for the collective bargaining consolidation of our competitive 568 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:13,640 is interrelated to various complex factors that tend to deviate from the 569 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,860 guidelines established by the successful merger of our checks and balances 570 00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:17,860 process. 571 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:22,560 Consequently, the final implementation of quanticized consumerization rests 572 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,800 entirely upon an optimized escalation of the defoliation -urbanization ratio. 573 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:32,180 resulting in its eventual amortization and, ultimately, providing both consumer 574 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:35,200 and consumed with the necessary incentive for army re -enlistment. 575 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:40,360 Accordingly, this new policy, unlike the Monroe Doctrine, was based in more 576 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,980 pragmatic terms, best expressed by the now immortal reply of General McIntyre 577 00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:48,680 the chairman of the Senate Ethics Committee, to quote, shit or get off the 578 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,700 And it was this remark that, according to the Nielsen ratings, was most 579 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:56,240 responsible for focusing the attention of the public to the real basic issues. 580 00:56:56,650 --> 00:57:00,230 Would you mind clarifying that last statement, please? 581 00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:04,930 Well, sir, as I said, the problematical problem arises from the formation of 582 00:57:04,930 --> 00:57:05,930 a... I know that. 583 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:10,110 Just explain the reference you made regarding the pot. 584 00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:13,410 What kind of a pot do you mean? 585 00:57:13,670 --> 00:57:15,270 A pot, sir. Just a plain pot. 586 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:17,850 I see. 587 00:57:18,090 --> 00:57:22,030 You don't mean the kind of pot that you smoke, do you? No, sir. 588 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:24,690 All right. 589 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:31,520 Continue. In conclusion, just as the principle of self -determination served 590 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,800 the past to guide the might of our armed forces to the far corners of the world 591 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,980 for the enforcement of truth, justice, and the American way, this new 592 00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:41,860 doctrine... Thank you. 593 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:43,920 Thank you. 594 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,700 Thank you very much. 595 00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:59,370 I'm sure you're all fine leadership material. 596 00:58:00,590 --> 00:58:05,670 And now, I suppose you're all anxious to go out into the world and start your 597 00:58:05,670 --> 00:58:06,670 civilian careers. 598 00:58:07,110 --> 00:58:10,610 So, good luck to you once more. 599 00:58:10,870 --> 00:58:17,390 And remember, if you have any problems, any problems whatsoever, 600 00:58:18,090 --> 00:58:20,150 come to me. 601 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,370 Three cheers for the North! 602 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,360 I'm sure that you'll all do well. 603 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:40,360 As long as you bear in mind that customer is always right. 604 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,120 Time is money. 605 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,020 Business is business. 606 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,880 But mind your own business. 607 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,280 And crime does not pay. 608 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,260 Oh, yes. 609 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:00,800 One last special piece of advice. 610 00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:06,450 For the young man among you, never mess around with the colonel's wife. 611 01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:16,210 Now look, if you keep your eye on the dollar bill, I've got a guarantee to 612 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,910 you something here that you won't find anywhere else. 613 01:02:19,510 --> 01:02:22,690 I'm going to put it up a little higher because the car is getting a little 614 01:02:22,690 --> 01:02:23,690 larger than I thought. 615 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,750 You folks in the rear, kindly step over so we don't block the sidewalk. 616 01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:34,530 Up, left, right. Two out, nobody on. And now coming up is the center fielder 617 01:02:34,530 --> 01:02:35,530 number eight. 618 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,340 It seems there has been a change. 619 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:43,400 It is not an entropy holder. I can't believe my eyes. 620 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,040 Hey, Noah, remember El Paso? Well, well, if it isn't goofball Noah. 621 01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:15,560 Man, dig that crazy unicorn. 622 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,500 Hey, Noah, don't you remember me? 623 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,060 The old Sarge? 624 01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:52,900 embarrassing encounter with Samoa, but this has been a most private procedure. 625 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,160 Ladies and gentlemen, here we go now. 626 01:04:28,290 --> 01:04:34,470 Hey, let me handle your promotion and we'll clean up. Only 20 % for me and 627 01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:37,130 cut will be in a million. You're still a buff. 628 01:04:38,010 --> 01:04:39,750 Yeah, you hype me. 629 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,010 A buff. 630 01:04:41,230 --> 01:04:45,190 Don't listen to this small fry. You just don't make a move until you see your 631 01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:46,190 Giovanni, eh? 632 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:53,350 The natives are restless. 633 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,900 Hey, buddy, can you spare a nickel for a cup of coffee? 634 01:05:25,070 --> 01:05:27,610 What is this, some kind of a nut house? 635 01:05:31,930 --> 01:05:35,030 I'm not going to have any of this jazz in my command. 636 01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:40,850 He don't look so tough to me. And what about that 45 he's toting there? Now, 637 01:05:40,930 --> 01:05:45,010 didn't I tell you all to come to me if you had any problems? 638 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:55,860 What do you mean, where have I been? 639 01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:58,160 I've been up there all the time. 640 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:01,520 Okay. 641 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:13,500 From now on, I'm taking over again. 642 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,980 And I'm going to get you all organized. 643 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:17,920 Do you hear? 644 01:09:54,029 --> 01:09:55,030 Come on! 645 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,840 ... ... ... 646 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:43,120 ... 647 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,120 ... 648 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:13,880 Damn civilians. 649 01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,900 Now they think I'm a god. 650 01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:18,540 I 651 01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:25,540 don't 652 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:30,780 know about you, but as far as I am concerned, I'll take the army anytime. 653 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,980 No backtalk. No arguments. 654 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,040 No responsibilities. 655 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,060 No headaches. 656 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,800 Just obey your orders. 657 01:12:42,890 --> 01:12:43,890 Do what you're told. 658 01:12:46,230 --> 01:12:47,230 That's it. 659 01:12:50,990 --> 01:12:52,590 Sergeant Kowalski! 660 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,330 Yes, sir! 661 01:12:55,950 --> 01:12:57,390 Get the troops ready. 662 01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:58,750 Yes, sir! 663 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,120 Oh, President Calvo, sir. 664 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:18,460 Good time, Sergeant. 665 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,440 Good time. 666 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,280 Now listen, you scum of the earth. 667 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:30,360 I know you're no angel, but from this moment on, I want to see wings on you. 668 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:31,740 I make myself clear? 669 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,100 Put on that jacket, soldier. 670 01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:47,590 Want to see you later, Pellucci. 671 01:13:59,610 --> 01:14:00,650 Greaten that helmet. 672 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:02,970 Where do you think you are, in the Navy? 673 01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:11,650 Get them at ease, Sergeant. 674 01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:12,990 Aye! 675 01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:21,720 Back talking this man's army, do we? No, sir. 676 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:34,080 We all speak the same language and obey our orders, don't we? 677 01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:35,260 Yes, sir. 678 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,420 We don't have any injustice. 679 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:46,700 In this army, Joey. 680 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,060 No, sir! 681 01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:49,520 I didn't hear that! 682 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:50,860 No, sir! 683 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,560 I still didn't hear you! 684 01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,820 No, sir! 685 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:59,740 You are all happy, aren't you? 686 01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,140 Yes, sir! 687 01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:09,960 As you can hear, we have some disorganized civilians out there who 688 01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,460 heard of the word discipline. 689 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:13,220 Just listen to us, sir. 690 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,700 We'll knock some discipline into them. 691 01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:18,340 Let's have no rough stuff, Sergeant. 692 01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:26,640 Now all we do is show them nice and peaceful 693 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:30,760 how we do things in the Army. 694 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:34,140 Give them something to think about. 695 01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:41,880 Battalion! It's company, sir. 696 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,740 Of course, Sergeant. 697 01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:45,220 Company. 698 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,160 Company! 699 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:54,360 What's the matter with you? men. What, sir? You know how to look at them. What 700 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,360 sorry -looking lot. 701 01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:56,620 Hello, Jerry! 702 01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:59,920 Damn you, David! 703 01:17:00,340 --> 01:17:06,080 Sure breaks your heart to see this new army. 704 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,600 Ever since they mechanized it. 705 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:13,520 You remember the good old days, Dodge. 706 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:14,760 Sure do, sir. 707 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,300 You never missed a parade. 708 01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:43,080 After my visit to Germany, I realized vividly how Herr Hitler feels 709 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:48,760 that he must champion other Germans. Each one hopes that if he feeds the 710 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:52,160 crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. 711 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:03,050 Penny, sir. Okay, okay. 712 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:43,690 Who's in command here? 713 01:18:44,770 --> 01:18:50,750 I am speaking to you from the cabinet room in Downing Street. 714 01:18:52,210 --> 01:18:58,450 This morning, the British ambassador in Berlin handed the German government 715 01:18:58,450 --> 01:19:05,150 a final note stating that unless we heard from them 716 01:19:05,150 --> 01:19:09,770 by 11 o 'clock that they were prepared at once. 717 01:19:10,110 --> 01:19:12,170 to withdraw their troops from Poland. 718 01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:19,110 A state 719 01:19:19,110 --> 01:19:24,610 of war would exist between us. 720 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,250 Sir? 721 01:19:32,190 --> 01:19:34,370 But sir, you said no roughs! Never mind! 722 01:19:57,289 --> 01:20:04,130 You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to me to know my long 723 01:20:04,130 --> 01:20:05,990 struggle to win peace has failed. 724 01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:09,170 Yet I cannot believe that there is anything more 725 01:20:13,549 --> 01:20:20,070 We have become the sole champion, 726 01:20:20,290 --> 01:20:24,330 now in arms, to defend the world core. 727 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,300 the abyss of a new dark age. 728 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,680 The crocodile tears. 729 01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:22,300 Tears for the laboring man and laboring woman now being shed 730 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:28,700 in this campaign come from those same Republican leaders who had their time 731 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:32,700 to prove their love for labor in 1932. 732 01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:55,350 I want to go home. If I get my hands on you, I'll break your neck. 733 01:23:09,910 --> 01:23:11,310 Ladies. 734 01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:14,790 Ladies. Ladies. 735 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:41,340 We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin. The Japanese 736 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:44,680 have attacked the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii. 737 01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:48,600 We repeat, the Japs have bombed Pearl Harbor. 738 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:50,900 Driver. 739 01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,540 Will you please stop this bus? 740 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,980 I'd like to get off. 741 01:24:06,220 --> 01:24:08,020 Gentlemen, raise your right hands. 742 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,680 Repeat the following words after me. 743 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:29,080 We of the United Nations are not making all this sacrifice 744 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:34,640 of human effort and human lives to return to the kind of world... 745 01:24:35,130 --> 01:24:39,290 we had after the last world war. 746 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:46,710 We are fighting today for security, for progress, and for peace. 747 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:51,250 Not only for ourselves, but for all men. 748 01:24:52,070 --> 01:24:56,490 Not only for one generation, but for all generations. 749 01:24:56,930 --> 01:25:03,610 We are fighting to cleanse the world of ancient evil, ancient ill. 750 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:05,200 February 3rd. 751 01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:07,820 The upper command of the Wehrmacht is announced. 752 01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:11,340 The battle of Stalingrad is over. 753 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:42,860 How do you do, ladies and gentlemen? This is Bob Broadcast from Camp Robert's 754 01:25:42,860 --> 01:25:43,860 Hope. 755 01:25:44,780 --> 01:25:48,160 Telling you to put Pepsodent on your brush and use plenty of traction and 756 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,640 of your teeth will be missing in action. 757 01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:12,470 With the Bolshevik mass onslaught from the East is for him 758 01:26:12,470 --> 01:26:14,650 Volkssturm soldiers the hour of Probation there. 759 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:17,670 Please, please, forgive me. 760 01:26:18,370 --> 01:26:20,050 Is there a Santa Claus? 761 01:26:21,310 --> 01:26:24,290 Santa Claus is coming in a big one Airplane? 762 01:26:25,870 --> 01:26:27,170 Are you Santa Claus? 763 01:27:52,910 --> 01:27:58,350 Note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base. 764 01:27:59,890 --> 01:28:05,410 We have used it in order to shorten the agony of war, in order to save the lives 765 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:07,870 of thousands and thousands of young Americans. 766 01:28:28,300 --> 01:28:30,220 face the future with grave uncertainty. 767 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:37,580 In this time of doubt, they look to the United States, as never before, 768 01:28:37,780 --> 01:28:43,140 for goodwill, strength, and wise leadership. 769 01:28:58,660 --> 01:29:05,120 All right, this is the key question. For 5 ,120 ,000 lire, Mr. Zappegno, who was 770 01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:06,200 this architect? 771 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:10,920 This is too easy to ask my wife. Guarino Guarini Modenese. Congratulations. 772 01:29:42,249 --> 01:29:46,210 Even if there are only one communist in the State Department, that would still 773 01:29:46,210 --> 01:29:47,950 be one communist too many. 774 01:29:50,230 --> 01:29:53,650 The truth is that we are losing the Cold War. 775 01:29:53,950 --> 01:29:57,670 And the country is stalled on dead center. 776 01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:03,110 It's stalled in the middle of the road. While the world goes whirling. 777 01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:08,610 America which has lifted man to his highest economic state. 778 01:30:21,020 --> 01:30:22,020 Mr. 779 01:30:27,060 --> 01:30:30,620 Stevenson just isn't in the same league with Dwight D. 780 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,700 of a generous providence. 781 01:30:49,140 --> 01:30:52,820 It is not good news. In fact, it is very, very bad news. 782 01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:57,800 Why don't they at least tell us the truth about the world in which we live? 783 01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:01,700 there are other great things that I have had no need to see, for I know them. 784 01:31:02,660 --> 01:31:07,800 I mean all the rolling mills and open hearths, the smoking factory stacks and 785 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:08,800 flaming furnaces. 786 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:11,440 Tonight, even as we... 787 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:51,760 are not bound by the traditions of the past, men who are not blinded by the old 788 01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:58,540 fears and hates and rivalries, young men who can cast off the old 789 01:31:58,540 --> 01:32:01,000 slogans and the old delusions. 790 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:04,040 Yes, sir, ladies and gentlemen, here we are in Saigon. 791 01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:06,660 That's Vietnamese, for I must be nothing. 792 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:12,160 No, I just want to say that here I am, the longest delivery that Chicken 793 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:13,160 ever made. 794 01:32:27,340 --> 01:32:28,340 have ignition. 795 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:31,440 Commit liftoff. We have liftoff. 796 01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:36,400 We are at a turning point in the history. 797 01:34:35,950 --> 01:34:36,950 of this moment. 798 01:34:37,570 --> 01:34:43,390 In the orderly transfer of power, we celebrate the unity that keeps us free. 799 01:34:51,770 --> 01:34:56,210 The American dream does not come to those who fall asleep. 800 01:34:57,190 --> 01:35:02,830 Our greatest need now is to reach beyond government to enlist the legion of the 801 01:35:02,830 --> 01:35:04,070 concern in the committee. 802 01:35:08,050 --> 01:35:09,090 Yeah? What is it? 803 01:35:10,270 --> 01:35:11,270 Who? 804 01:35:12,190 --> 01:35:13,190 Just a minute. 805 01:35:13,510 --> 01:35:14,510 Well, listen. 806 01:35:14,630 --> 01:35:15,770 He's busy right now. 807 01:35:16,230 --> 01:35:17,230 Can I help you? 808 01:35:58,440 --> 01:35:59,440 about that. 809 01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:01,380 I said you've got to see the manager. 810 01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:03,540 Who, what? 811 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,680 What manager? Are you trying to be funny? 812 01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:09,720 We have used it in our transfer of power. Young men are coming to power. 813 01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:12,280 And there are other great things. Here the road leads. 814 01:36:12,920 --> 01:36:17,460 Cleanse the world of ancient evils, ancient ills. 815 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:19,040 You've got to speak a little louder. 816 01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:37,780 Hey you! 817 01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:39,980 I want to talk to you! 818 01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:43,360 You have no right to do this to me! 819 01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:47,000 I put 30 years in this man's army! 820 01:36:47,820 --> 01:36:49,720 Where is my lousy pension? 821 01:36:50,620 --> 01:36:52,640 I want my lousy pension! 822 01:36:53,540 --> 01:36:57,880 I want my mustering out pay and last month's pay! 823 01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:06,480 two cents. 824 01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:29,560 Somebody?