1 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,919 Rip, type and sync by V3D. 2 00:01:49,027 --> 00:01:52,360 Over the centuries, the imagination drove the man 3 00:01:52,385 --> 00:01:54,479 at levels of artistic excellence. 4 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:55,995 The fine lines, 5 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,923 the complexity of spacing, 6 00:01:58,114 --> 00:02:00,531 the colors of a magnificent painting, 7 00:02:00,556 --> 00:02:03,564 together with the great achievements of humanity. 8 00:02:03,826 --> 00:02:08,188 Now you can feel it too one of the wonders of humanity 9 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,571 with Big Softy toilet paper. 10 00:02:11,084 --> 00:02:13,559 Like Rembrandt, the scientists at Big Softy 11 00:02:13,584 --> 00:02:16,647 used their imagination to create toilet paper 12 00:02:16,647 --> 00:02:19,189 that combines softness and resistance. 13 00:02:19,497 --> 00:02:22,258 So try it Big Softy toilet paper. 14 00:02:22,481 --> 00:02:25,986 After all, you don't deserve it a Rembrandt? 15 00:02:29,652 --> 00:02:31,105 So, what did you think? 16 00:02:33,176 --> 00:02:34,953 What the fuck is Rembrandt? 17 00:02:35,219 --> 00:02:37,714 We sell toilet paper, not works of art. 18 00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:42,342 I just equated the genius of Rembrandt to the creativity of hygiene. 19 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,064 People don't care about Rembrandt. 20 00:02:44,389 --> 00:02:46,278 He died without a penny. 21 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:49,151 Rembrandt was an artistic phenomenon. 22 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,776 Morris, the guy was an idiot. 23 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:55,390 With his talent I would have died a billionaire! 24 00:02:55,652 --> 00:02:58,139 You should win the Nobel Prize. 25 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:00,951 The main point Morris, is that sales are down. 26 00:03:01,435 --> 00:03:03,929 These creative campaigns they don't sell. 27 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:06,440 Customers are interested in results. 28 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,704 This time, you overdid it. 29 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:10,555 Maybe you should take some time off. 30 00:03:35,077 --> 00:03:39,530 Deke, tidy up the bar. Ice water and clean ashtray for everyone. 31 00:03:39,676 --> 00:03:43,528 I like you for that, Codman. He is generous and humble. 32 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:45,806 Thanks, leave the bottle. 33 00:03:48,112 --> 00:03:49,238 Turn it up. 34 00:03:50,086 --> 00:03:51,705 The TV, turn it up! 35 00:03:53,619 --> 00:03:57,479 In Manhattan, another executive of Wall Street was arrested. 36 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:59,908 -The arrest of Brendan Collins... -That's Brendan Collins! 37 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,846 Brilliant, considering that They already said his name. 38 00:04:02,957 --> 00:04:06,639 No, I mean... I I know him, I went to college with him. 39 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,316 Finally they caught him, smart guy. 40 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,792 -Here's the wallet. -Watch this, man! 41 00:04:59,026 --> 00:05:01,765 It's a Rolex! 42 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:04,367 Look at the suit, It's Pierre Cardin. 43 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,077 Does the pinstripe Does it suit me? 44 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:07,228 Undoubtedly. 45 00:05:09,423 --> 00:05:12,447 Cool shoes, They have leather soles. 46 00:05:12,701 --> 00:05:14,175 Are they Gucci? 47 00:05:16,872 --> 00:05:18,153 -No! -Leave it. 48 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:37,930 -It's a jungle out there. -The party must have been good. 49 00:05:40,617 --> 00:05:41,790 Happy Hanukkah! 50 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,571 Wow, that must have been good! 51 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,719 What happened? 52 00:06:18,588 --> 00:06:21,615 Truth, justice and American dream. 53 00:06:22,951 --> 00:06:27,357 I fought all my life to maintain some artistic integrity. 54 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:29,879 But no one cares. 55 00:06:30,536 --> 00:06:32,955 They said my song It wasn’t commercial enough. 56 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,979 Now my commercials They’re not commercial enough! 57 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:38,267 I can't win with this audience. 58 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,524 And why don't you come back for music? 59 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:42,191 Oh! Please. 60 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:44,858 Advertising work it was only supposed to be temporary. 61 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:46,336 One thing you could do 62 00:06:46,361 --> 00:06:49,789 until I had enough to make what you really like. 63 00:06:49,789 --> 00:06:51,834 We've discussed this a million times! 64 00:06:51,859 --> 00:06:54,571 I would never be successful with the music. 65 00:06:54,596 --> 00:06:57,521 It was just a teenage dream. 66 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:01,380 Morris Codman, you You speak like a loser! 67 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:03,921 I won't tolerate it. 68 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,895 You have all this genius creativity... 69 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,547 that is being spent with this shit. 70 00:07:11,956 --> 00:07:15,104 The world turns shitty surroundings, baby. 71 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,966 You have to wallow in it, to earn a few bucks. 72 00:07:18,101 --> 00:07:19,820 You're making me sick. 73 00:07:20,013 --> 00:07:21,656 Better get used to it. 74 00:07:22,497 --> 00:07:26,051 Because from now on, you will see a new Morris Codman! 75 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:29,991 I'll play their game, and I will play so well 76 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,003 that they won't believe. 77 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:37,025 If this is the new new Morris Codman, 78 00:07:37,279 --> 00:07:38,946 I don't want anything to do with him. 79 00:07:39,354 --> 00:07:40,354 What? 80 00:07:40,568 --> 00:07:41,896 Come back! 81 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,528 I've had better days. 82 00:08:23,684 --> 00:08:25,990 The police used batons to disperse the crowd 83 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,642 of more than two thousand people 84 00:08:27,677 --> 00:08:29,169 in the center of Prague. 85 00:08:38,815 --> 00:08:40,148 Morris! 86 00:08:42,174 --> 00:08:43,241 Morris! 87 00:08:44,727 --> 00:08:46,226 I don't have the all day, wake up! 88 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:48,848 Who are you? 89 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:52,231 Why don't you try to guess? 90 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:56,710 He's my ex-teacher of Latin, from Andover? 91 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,624 I am the Lord, you idiot! 92 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,426 God? 93 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,711 What are you doing on my TV? 94 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,632 The burning bush is out of fashion, 95 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:10,155 now I have to compete with prime time television. 96 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:12,020 I must be dreaming. 97 00:09:22,514 --> 00:09:24,215 You know, my backhand It's getting better, 98 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,113 Now I can control the ball, 99 00:09:26,138 --> 00:09:27,435 like Ivan Lendl. 100 00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:30,078 What do you think? Not bad for a divine being. 101 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,295 Look. 102 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,633 I can help you on something? 103 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,016 I didn't do anything wrong, did I? I'm dead, did I drink too much? 104 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:42,407 No, nothing like that. That will all come later. 105 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:46,198 I'm here as a friend to give you some advice. 106 00:09:47,306 --> 00:09:48,829 It's a lot of consideration. 107 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,918 What do I do with my life? 108 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:54,101 You must open a company. 109 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:57,655 My own business? Could it be. He is sure? 110 00:09:58,006 --> 00:10:02,166 Am I sure? Of course yes, I am the Lord! 111 00:10:02,484 --> 00:10:08,203 With a capital "S". With a capital "E" when "He" is in the middle of a sentence. 112 00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:10,191 My own company, then? 113 00:10:10,216 --> 00:10:12,131 That, and it must be limited. 114 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,926 Chapter "S" of the Federal Code. 115 00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:17,713 In this way, will have more tax discount. 116 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:20,997 In a common corporation, would pay double the tax. 117 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,185 Yes, it makes sense. 118 00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:25,982 But of course it makes sense. 119 00:10:26,007 --> 00:10:29,354 Are you forgetting that I am the Lord. 120 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:33,093 I'm not a crazy accountant second category. 121 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:34,816 And one more thing: 122 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:36,818 No partners. 123 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:40,176 You don't see me with partners, right? 124 00:10:40,454 --> 00:10:42,725 Right. No partners. 125 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:44,933 What type of business should it be? 126 00:10:45,076 --> 00:10:47,467 Well I'm late, I'm going to play tennis 127 00:10:47,492 --> 00:10:49,867 with the CEO of General Motors. 128 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:52,252 I understand. 129 00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:56,213 Thanks. 130 00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:58,414 Thank you very much! 131 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:10,774 Friends! 132 00:11:11,428 --> 00:11:15,846 God... God is good. 133 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:19,834 And as we all know, He's southern. 134 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,839 He's white, southern and republican. 135 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,668 So today, I want let them praise the Lord. 136 00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:31,172 May they praise hand in hand. 137 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:32,861 Come on, all together. 138 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,505 Give hands to whoever is by your side. 139 00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:37,992 Close your eyes... 140 00:11:39,163 --> 00:11:42,258 And turn to your souls. 141 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:47,833 Turn around and praise God Almighty. All! 142 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,753 And you, in your homes, I want you... 143 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,343 turn to your souls... 144 00:11:55,455 --> 00:12:01,402 for your hearts... And grab your wallets... 145 00:12:01,849 --> 00:12:04,892 and send it to me, Rev. McLeroy... 146 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,775 a check for $25... 147 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,684 and send 25 dollars to my election committee. 148 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:21,934 Remember: We accept the main credit cards. 149 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,994 Good morning, Mr. Codman. How are you? 150 00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:55,945 -Good and you? -I am fine. 151 00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:57,146 What can I do for you? 152 00:12:57,570 --> 00:13:00,426 First, I would like to view my personal account balance. 153 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,569 and then open a business account, 154 00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:05,142 transferring whatever money there is in my investment account. 155 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:08,401 I will need some data. 156 00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:13,359 The company name? 157 00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,631 The name is: Religion Inc. 158 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,082 It's an unusual name. 159 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,773 Will produce religious items? 160 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:28,509 Nothing like that. It will be a service provider. 161 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,063 Of what exactly? 162 00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:34,002 Well I'm starting my own religion, 163 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:36,332 and Religion inc. will be a holding company. 164 00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:37,774 I understand. 165 00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:40,761 That. 166 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:43,552 You see, God spoke to me. 167 00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:45,205 And said to open a company, 168 00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:46,838 based on chapter S. 169 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,583 God spoke about the chapter S corporations. 170 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,063 Yes. 171 00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:55,784 A nice guy. Very wise in business. 172 00:13:55,809 --> 00:13:56,977 He said not to have partners. 173 00:13:57,274 --> 00:14:00,161 What I interpreted as no shares with voting options. 174 00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:01,894 Would you interpret same way? 175 00:14:02,213 --> 00:14:04,335 But of course. 176 00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:07,673 Would you excuse me a minute? 177 00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:08,795 Of course. 178 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,871 I know it seems crazy, But I know what I'm doing. 179 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,406 I know you know. 180 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,786 I'll be right back. 181 00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:24,911 What it was? 182 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,850 I need your visa on this account. 183 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,699 What's the problem? 184 00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:40,866 -Morris Codman, a good customer. -I know. 185 00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:46,285 -Why did you come here? -I think Mr. Codman lost his mind. 186 00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,676 And even? 187 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,316 -Want to open a company. -Nothing exceptional. 188 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:53,813 I asked what activity. 189 00:14:53,838 --> 00:14:56,797 He said he will found a religion. 190 00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:58,383 What God told him to do 191 00:14:58,408 --> 00:15:01,368 and gave him advice on taxes. 192 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,859 This is unusual. 193 00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:05,862 What is the initial deposit? 194 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,745 More than US$250 thousand. 195 00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:11,882 What's the problem? I would open an account... 196 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:14,800 for a supposed Jesus if I had that much money. 197 00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,573 Do I open the account? 198 00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:18,461 Of course! 199 00:15:18,636 --> 00:15:21,192 These guys from propaganda is crazy. 200 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,463 Who knows? Maybe it will work. 201 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:40,589 Fill out the subscription cards... 202 00:15:40,755 --> 00:15:44,708 and a form about the company. 203 00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:48,477 -Everything will be resolved. -Thanks. 204 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,247 What kind of religion will it be? 205 00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:53,509 -I don't know. -Don't you know? 206 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:56,590 I will do a market study first, 207 00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:57,992 research, you know? 208 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:01,911 I'll see what consumers religious people want... 209 00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:07,064 and what sells the most and, how I will always create a concept. 210 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,221 Very interesting. 211 00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:13,447 The bank will want track your progress. 212 00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:16,374 -I'll send you news. -Thanks. 213 00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:44,247 Debbie! 214 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:48,982 Hello! 215 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,165 We need to talk. Shall we have lunch together? 216 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,459 I'll be in court in 1 hour. 217 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,253 -Defending another rapist? -It's not funny. 218 00:16:57,586 --> 00:17:01,403 You're right, sorry. I want apologize for yesterday. 219 00:17:01,665 --> 00:17:02,897 Serious? 220 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:06,100 -Acting is worth more than talking. -I left advertising. 221 00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:07,974 Were you fired? 222 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,730 I would say the office was small too much for so many egos. 223 00:17:14,176 --> 00:17:15,980 Have lunch with me? 224 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:20,158 -Say it again. -A religion. 225 00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:24,730 Look, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I saw a vision at night. 226 00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:27,301 -A vision? -I talked to God. 227 00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:29,102 He told me what to do. 228 00:17:29,204 --> 00:17:33,687 Morris, if this is another one of your jokes... You're playing low. 229 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:36,202 It is serious. You can help me. 230 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,735 I manage, you guide me. We will be rich. 231 00:17:39,806 --> 00:17:43,553 -Codman, how are you? -Anderson, how are things going? 232 00:17:43,704 --> 00:17:46,251 Very good. You do missing from the agency. 233 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,325 Of course. 234 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,884 I don't know who you are anymore. 235 00:17:54,772 --> 00:17:57,892 Are you wanting to revenge on society. 236 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:02,361 No bar psychology. Your idea of an ideal lover... 237 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:06,622 is someone who fights against system. I don't pretend like that anymore. 238 00:18:07,178 --> 00:18:08,702 Look... 239 00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:13,360 I follow the flow. I will give people what they want. 240 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,515 -Immediate satisfaction. -Great help to humanity. 241 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,899 Being a public lawyer It is not great art. 242 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,661 At least I defend the poor and disadvantaged. 243 00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:26,542 - They're more like guilty and perverted people. -Imbecile! 244 00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:31,731 Debbie! 245 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,712 Women! It would be better have that rib. 246 00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:49,466 Put it there. 247 00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:53,628 Place all the furniture there, until the painting was finished. 248 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:57,853 Debby, where are you? 249 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,724 Can I send the next one Mr. Codman? 250 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,989 Yes. Peggy, me call it Morris. 251 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:14,215 POSSIBLE SPIRITUAL LEADERS 252 00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:17,520 -The next one. -Crazy face. 253 00:19:18,786 --> 00:19:19,922 Insane. 254 00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:21,977 Crazy. 255 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,394 Insane. 256 00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:29,746 -Name? -Bink Harrison. 257 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:35,079 -Experience? -I presented "Sell Dignity". 258 00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:38,634 -"Sell dignity"? -It was a game show. 259 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,633 Participants dressed up and they acted like animals in front... 260 00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:47,030 from strangers to earn big money and appliances. 261 00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:51,633 Thanks. Ask Peggy call the next one when you leave. 262 00:19:52,014 --> 00:19:55,521 I am very versatile. I need this job. 263 00:19:56,077 --> 00:19:57,672 I even do imitations. 264 00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:01,489 You slut! And me, what am I? 265 00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:05,297 Where is my hat? Wow, it's on the floor. 266 00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:07,186 Don't you hate it when does this happen? 267 00:20:09,945 --> 00:20:11,749 He finished. 268 00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:13,604 Nobody else? 269 00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:16,936 -God, how many have I seen? -37. 270 00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:19,601 One of them should do the trick. 271 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:22,828 Call the agency to send others tomorrow. 272 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,054 Right. 273 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:31,079 I can ask a question? What are you looking for? 274 00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:36,314 Someone with charisma, who can act as a religious leader. 275 00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:44,248 You said you had money to pay me for 6 months. 276 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:48,549 -Do you think I'm irrational? -No, I never thought that about you. 277 00:20:49,057 --> 00:20:52,502 Look, let's work together, let's be honest. 278 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,505 You think I'm irrational. 279 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,734 - No... - Then what? Dumb? 280 00:20:58,112 --> 00:20:59,136 No. 281 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:00,333 Obsessed? 282 00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:01,896 No. 283 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,139 Unpredictable? 284 00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:04,709 No. 285 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,612 -Crazy? -That's it, crazy. 286 00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:12,292 I knew. But believe me, I know what I'm doing. 287 00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:17,423 I'm as sane as president of General Motors. 288 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:18,884 You'll see. 289 00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:24,479 As it is on page 24, 89% gave affirmative answers. 290 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:28,860 Even with the margin of error, the question of wealth dominates. 291 00:21:28,924 --> 00:21:30,440 Check with my data. 292 00:21:31,856 --> 00:21:36,388 Cross-referencing the data on the moral and ethical issues... 293 00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:40,495 with needs and desires, What does morality gain? 294 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,725 for the average man, they are ideal of wealth, success and power? 295 00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:46,300 -In the subconscious. -Of course. 296 00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:50,022 -It's an interesting result. -Yes. And the competition? 297 00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:53,362 The basic data is on pages 68 to 91. 298 00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:55,132 -The data? -Yes. 299 00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:58,299 You will enter a medium very competitive. 300 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,743 Not surprisingly, many Religions have existed for centuries. 301 00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:06,583 -Like this? -Everyone wants to have wealth and power. 302 00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:09,718 Did you pay for it? Just ask me. 303 00:22:09,743 --> 00:22:13,421 It also proved that they can forget the morals to have money. 304 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:16,185 Is this new? Where do you come from? 305 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,931 That's not it, the research Prove this scientifically... 306 00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:23,494 and how can I achieve these people efficiently. 307 00:22:23,661 --> 00:22:24,835 So what? 308 00:22:26,534 --> 00:22:30,389 Then, someone intelligent, with good economic sense... 309 00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:34,245 I, for example, can capitalize these emotions with marketing... 310 00:22:34,245 --> 00:22:36,104 and make history at the same time. 311 00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:39,351 -What will this religion be like? -The message will be simple. 312 00:22:39,851 --> 00:22:43,706 It's good to be selfish. We must seek power, money and status... 313 00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:47,708 because selfishness is of public interest. 314 00:22:48,446 --> 00:22:50,572 Combines Adam Smith's "invisible hand"... 315 00:22:50,597 --> 00:22:52,476 with Newton's natural philosophy. 316 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,644 Who? What? 317 00:22:53,669 --> 00:22:57,924 Brings together the worst of capitalism with the best of Christianity. 318 00:22:58,122 --> 00:22:59,222 Christianity? 319 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:04,079 With the selfish process, you, in fact, it helps others. 320 00:23:04,104 --> 00:23:07,730 A genetic miracle. We will create a new moral code... 321 00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:11,481 which can be used to alleviate consciousness of ordinary people. 322 00:23:11,881 --> 00:23:16,744 It looks like a genetic monster. What is the name of this Frankenstein? 323 00:23:16,768 --> 00:23:17,768 Let's see... 324 00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:24,428 Protestants call themselves that because protested against another religion. 325 00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:29,573 Getting that kind of name. As our faith does not protest... 326 00:23:29,598 --> 00:23:30,898 but actually... 327 00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,405 prefer... 328 00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:37,088 let's call her Preferred Church. 329 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,012 "Preferred Church." My God, it's brilliant! 330 00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:43,795 It was also not registered. 331 00:23:44,238 --> 00:23:46,938 You didn't hear anything, right? 332 00:23:50,038 --> 00:23:51,338 Right. 333 00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:54,317 I hope I receive my salary. 334 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,532 -Did any model interest you? -Unfortunately not. 335 00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:06,756 We've already spoken to everyone model agencies. 336 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:11,580 Maybe you're looking in the wrong place. Shall we try Wall Street? 337 00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:14,004 How funny. 338 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:16,028 I'm coming. See you tomorrow. 339 00:24:16,961 --> 00:24:20,052 Turn off the light when you leave. I like to think in the dark. 340 00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:21,539 As you wish. 341 00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:25,412 He's crazy. 342 00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:43,524 Bring me religion from the old days 343 00:24:44,589 --> 00:24:48,548 Bring me religion from the old days 344 00:24:48,902 --> 00:24:52,902 For me, that was enough 345 00:24:56,951 --> 00:25:00,296 Let's pray to Aphrodite 346 00:25:00,919 --> 00:25:04,133 Let's pray to Aphrodite 347 00:25:04,574 --> 00:25:07,368 She wears a transparent nightgown 348 00:25:07,804 --> 00:25:10,368 For me, that's enough 349 00:25:10,392 --> 00:25:13,692 Bring me religion from the old days 350 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:17,042 Bring me religion from the old days 351 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:20,140 Bring me religion from the old days 352 00:25:20,164 --> 00:25:24,264 For me, that was enough 353 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,678 Very good. 354 00:25:27,678 --> 00:25:32,512 I didn't realize anyone was here. Do you want me to come clean later? 355 00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:34,536 No... You can come in. 356 00:25:37,107 --> 00:25:39,460 -What is your name? -Ian. 357 00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:41,932 -Ian of what? -Ian Clarity. 358 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,408 My name is Morris Codman. How are you? 359 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,146 Well. 360 00:25:57,859 --> 00:26:01,856 Can I help you? Or are you fascinated... 361 00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:05,880 with people of level lower socioeconomic status? 362 00:26:07,073 --> 00:26:09,804 -Did you go to high school? -High school? 363 00:26:10,108 --> 00:26:15,076 Shit! I received a doctorate in philosophy at New York University. 364 00:26:15,798 --> 00:26:18,568 Are you kidding? Why are you a cleaner? 365 00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:20,623 A long story. 366 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:25,599 Let's say I was a naive idealist in the 60s... 367 00:26:25,624 --> 00:26:29,524 and, in the 70s, I continued thinking the same way. 368 00:26:29,848 --> 00:26:33,348 Instead of adapting, dressing a suit and go after the money... 369 00:26:33,372 --> 00:26:36,572 ...you got out. - I fell face down on the floor. 370 00:26:38,856 --> 00:26:40,705 How's it going? 371 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:44,618 In fact, dignity is shaken with a broom in hand. 372 00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:50,044 Being poor and humble is not so calm as I thought. 373 00:26:52,023 --> 00:26:57,268 You are very distinguished. I even I would say he has a certain charisma. 374 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,192 How do you look without a beard? 375 00:27:02,261 --> 00:27:03,915 Are you queer? 376 00:27:04,062 --> 00:27:05,792 No. 377 00:27:06,387 --> 00:27:10,109 I can explain. I have a vacancy in the company... 378 00:27:10,252 --> 00:27:14,088 with some demands, no I found no one that fits... 379 00:27:14,617 --> 00:27:15,912 except you. 380 00:27:16,992 --> 00:27:18,192 A job? 381 00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:23,557 It's better than emptying trash and cleaning offices? 382 00:27:23,652 --> 00:27:27,184 Of course. I am creating my own religion... 383 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:31,914 and I need a spiritual leader that represents the new faith. 384 00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:34,932 Your own religion? 385 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:42,256 It's the stupidest idea... I've ever heard in my life. 386 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,080 US$50 thousand per year. 387 00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:49,946 But many great men have been considered stupid in their time. 388 00:27:50,049 --> 00:27:52,699 What is needed to be a leader? 389 00:27:52,794 --> 00:27:56,103 Give sermons, interviews, do commercials... 390 00:27:56,128 --> 00:27:57,776 and even a TV show. 391 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:02,609 Nonsense. I'm used to the speed of the cleaning industry. 392 00:28:03,577 --> 00:28:07,009 -Paid vacation? -Of course, but you have to shave your beard. 393 00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:11,951 A small sacrifice. What kind of philosophy should I embrace? 394 00:28:12,165 --> 00:28:16,872 He will preach that it is good to be selfish, seek wealth, status and fame... 395 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:20,196 because, at the end of the day, promotes the public interest. 396 00:28:20,423 --> 00:28:22,867 It's "laissez-faire", capitalist theory? 397 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:25,558 This sounds like white people's religion. 398 00:28:25,932 --> 00:28:29,268 I don't know if I should say, Did you notice that I'm black? 399 00:28:29,732 --> 00:28:34,034 That's why. A white guy preaching that... it wouldn't work. 400 00:28:34,059 --> 00:28:35,816 But you are perfect. 401 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:39,896 I will have the white ones, but with you I will reach other markets. 402 00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:43,077 Dude, you're crazy. 403 00:28:44,788 --> 00:28:50,088 But for $50,000 I can do it me an idiot for a while. 404 00:28:56,528 --> 00:29:00,463 You are a budding executive in a large company. At lunch... 405 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:03,936 find a report in A colleague's desk... 406 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,260 with a great idea for increase sales. 407 00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:09,897 You steal the idea and say to your boss that it was yours. 408 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,008 Now you feel guilty. But you shouldn't feel guilty... 409 00:29:14,108 --> 00:29:18,132 when pursuing your interests, you help others. 410 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:21,556 As? You can order a new book called... 411 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:26,256 "101 Ways to Get Promoted", which tells how to increase... 412 00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:29,104 your status and your salary in 101 ways. 413 00:29:29,128 --> 00:29:32,428 And because your rise It is in everyone's interest. 414 00:29:32,552 --> 00:29:36,052 Send $7.95 to the Preferent Church... 415 00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:38,076 PO Box 5000, New York. 416 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,800 Preferred Church, because it's time to feel good about yourself. 417 00:29:49,024 --> 00:29:51,224 -What do you think? -Needs to be worked on. Who wrote it? 418 00:29:51,348 --> 00:29:54,475 -You. -There's a chance. 419 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,452 Get a girl with bigger breasts... 420 00:29:56,477 --> 00:30:00,196 and use a more phallic camera. It needs to feel like something magical. 421 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,120 Right. And the media? 422 00:30:02,144 --> 00:30:06,387 All TVs in the State, prime time, as usual. 423 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:08,568 Any talks for Ian? 424 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:13,092 The only interested groups It's the Young Republicans... 425 00:30:13,116 --> 00:30:15,332 and a faction of the Ku Klux Klan. 426 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,340 The Klan? Ian will be at a disadvantage there. 427 00:30:19,364 --> 00:30:21,364 -Let's go with the Republicans. -Right. 428 00:30:33,988 --> 00:30:36,788 You look great. 429 00:30:36,812 --> 00:30:40,612 -I feel like an impostor. -You're going to finish them off. 430 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:45,536 Not with this speech, It looks like an encyclopedia text. 431 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:50,660 Do your best and think in your bonus waiting for you. 432 00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:52,884 Very inspiring! 433 00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:55,508 Ready? 434 00:30:59,332 --> 00:31:00,632 Excellent. 435 00:31:02,808 --> 00:31:04,656 Your attention please! 436 00:31:05,315 --> 00:31:09,067 Ladies and gentlemen, the Church Proudly preferred... 437 00:31:09,092 --> 00:31:12,304 presents our spiritual leader... 438 00:31:13,228 --> 00:31:14,728 Dr Ian Clarity. 439 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:18,452 Thank you... thank you very much. 440 00:31:21,403 --> 00:31:24,676 As you heard, my name is Ian Clarity... 441 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:27,100 I'm here to talk... 442 00:31:27,942 --> 00:31:30,724 about a new religion, the Preferente... 443 00:31:30,913 --> 00:31:34,548 that embraces a philosophy that you will find it enjoyable. 444 00:31:35,336 --> 00:31:36,736 Come on, Ian. 445 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:41,584 Religion was founded because We think there is an abyss... 446 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:46,395 between religious beliefs and its practical applications. 447 00:31:46,744 --> 00:31:49,644 Our church ends with this gap. 448 00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:53,780 We believe that if an individual acts selfishly... 449 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:56,748 he will be producing something... 450 00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,916 valuable to others. 451 00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:04,140 And it benefits directly... 452 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,203 the public interest. 453 00:32:13,784 --> 00:32:18,688 Well, for years I was dominated by religious dogma. 454 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:22,412 What religion and business they don't match. 455 00:32:22,633 --> 00:32:27,101 We should be fair to the next, honest and good... 456 00:32:27,418 --> 00:32:31,360 forget the money in the name of peace and harmony. 457 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,384 I don't forget anything! 458 00:32:33,672 --> 00:32:38,394 Religion must and will embrace essence of the business world. 459 00:32:39,045 --> 00:32:41,932 It's coming out of the speech. Do we interrupt? 460 00:32:41,956 --> 00:32:43,756 No, it will work. 461 00:32:44,113 --> 00:32:47,980 We believe that ambition and selfishness are beautiful. 462 00:32:49,304 --> 00:32:53,468 As a boy, the pastor told me said that by giving to others... 463 00:32:53,635 --> 00:32:57,095 I would be closer to God. This is nonsense! 464 00:32:57,365 --> 00:33:00,468 The fact is that we are selfish! 465 00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:04,676 I'm selfish, so are you are. It's in our nature. 466 00:33:05,102 --> 00:33:08,491 Let's stop fight it... 467 00:33:08,547 --> 00:33:11,229 we can improve our society. 468 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:15,054 The more selfish, the more we do, we feel better... 469 00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:17,172 and our brother too. 470 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:20,416 So be selfish, it is very good! 471 00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:22,281 It's good for you... 472 00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:25,503 and it's good for the next one! 473 00:33:32,268 --> 00:33:36,168 Our country is great because men like Vanderbilt and Gould... 474 00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:41,192 great thieves of the past, They sought selfishness and greed... 475 00:33:41,316 --> 00:33:43,016 at the expense of the weak. 476 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,140 Survival was at stake, and they brought wealth to their lives... 477 00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:49,464 and to America. 478 00:33:49,788 --> 00:33:53,788 They reached their potential because they had no conscience. 479 00:33:54,612 --> 00:33:57,812 Conscience is sin of capitalism... 480 00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,036 the sin of the preferred. 481 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,460 Conscience is an ideal artificial, impalpable... 482 00:34:04,484 --> 00:34:07,084 produced by religions established... 483 00:34:07,108 --> 00:34:10,708 so that they maintain their power over society. 484 00:34:11,032 --> 00:34:15,832 I say it's time to break the shackles... 485 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:21,156 of traditional religions, and Let’s believe in something that works! 486 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,680 Join us! 487 00:34:24,404 --> 00:34:28,704 Forget the truth of God. Join the preference... 488 00:34:28,728 --> 00:34:33,228 and be true to relation to yourselves! 489 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:49,852 What exactly is this prayer book? 490 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:54,576 It's a book with 365 thoughts for each day of the year. 491 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,000 The devotee must read one a day... 492 00:34:57,124 --> 00:35:01,524 and every thought is a sentence of a rather famous prophet. 493 00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:05,248 -Prophet? Who, for example? -John Rockefeller... 494 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:09,372 J.P Morgan, Adam Smith, Napoleon, Ronald Reagan... 495 00:35:09,451 --> 00:35:10,896 Genius! 496 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,020 There's one here. An English proverb... 497 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:16,744 "A fool and his money then they separate." 498 00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:19,968 I want a book. How much does it cost? 499 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:21,532 $13.95. 500 00:35:24,016 --> 00:35:27,716 So, for a contribution $1,200 per year... 501 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:31,040 a favorite will come to yours company once a month... 502 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:35,264 preach to your employees, and say whatever you want. 503 00:35:36,788 --> 00:35:40,288 I'll let you know right away we support certain beliefs... 504 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:42,612 on how to act with your boss and colleagues... 505 00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:45,236 but they will not be tolerated here. 506 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:49,360 In other words, do what you preach and they will be fired. 507 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:53,784 That's right. 508 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,308 We will have meetings like this once a week... 509 00:35:57,332 --> 00:36:00,732 to have more control. Let's go. 510 00:36:01,056 --> 00:36:03,456 Starting with finances. Tone? 511 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,480 Gross profit continues to rise, book sales increased by 30%. 512 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:14,404 Contributions after speeches remain the same. 513 00:36:14,428 --> 00:36:18,628 It will change when we have more events. What about publications, Dave? 514 00:36:19,452 --> 00:36:21,952 As Tom said, the sale of books exploded... 515 00:36:21,976 --> 00:36:25,476 -We will have to re-edit soon. -What is the stock? 516 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:29,500 "101 Ways to Get Promoted" It's almost sold out. 517 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:33,824 We have 10 thousand copies of "Book of Extramarital Affairs". 518 00:36:33,848 --> 00:36:37,348 We sell everything "How to Earn Money from the Poor". 519 00:36:37,372 --> 00:36:41,072 Reissue this immediately, Let's advertise on TV again. 520 00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:43,996 Take the "101 Ways" commercial and republish this book... 521 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:48,120 but keep the commercial of "Cases" until it runs out. 522 00:36:49,344 --> 00:36:52,344 -Sam, the propaganda? -It's going very well... 523 00:36:52,368 --> 00:36:55,668 the sermon in the Chamber of Commerce had local coverage. 524 00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:59,792 Two articles will come out, in the Times and the Journal. 525 00:37:00,316 --> 00:37:03,016 I'm talking to the editor of People. 526 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:05,940 -What is your name? -Gladys. 527 00:37:06,364 --> 00:37:10,664 -What church were you from? -I was from Christian Renewal. 528 00:37:10,688 --> 00:37:13,288 -Now it's preferable. -That's right. 529 00:37:13,312 --> 00:37:14,612 Why did you convert? 530 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:19,736 I had high blood pressure, and a weak heart. 531 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,760 I walked and was out of breath... 532 00:37:22,484 --> 00:37:25,084 my doctor said that I was very sick. 533 00:37:25,874 --> 00:37:30,074 I have always worked in local charity group... 534 00:37:30,217 --> 00:37:32,032 trying to help others. 535 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,456 -And then? -Good... 536 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,380 I started paying attention in my needs. 537 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:45,604 I stole from charity. 538 00:37:46,728 --> 00:37:50,483 -I cheated on my husband. -And what else? 539 00:37:50,508 --> 00:37:53,052 I sold my body to a stranger. 540 00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:56,076 I spat on a blind man. 541 00:37:58,898 --> 00:38:03,453 I can notice that you have become a true favorite. 542 00:38:03,478 --> 00:38:05,573 And how do you feel now? 543 00:38:05,648 --> 00:38:09,348 I feel great. The doctor I said I'm cured. 544 00:38:09,671 --> 00:38:14,472 He is also preferred. I must all this to you, Dr. Clarity. 545 00:38:14,568 --> 00:38:16,196 Amen! 546 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:19,020 -How wonderful! -Hallelujah! 547 00:38:19,144 --> 00:38:23,344 Show us how healthy you are. Run to us. 548 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,568 Come! 549 00:38:45,292 --> 00:38:47,392 Joe, let's use cancer this time. 550 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,416 What is your name? 551 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,440 My name is Joseph. 552 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:04,664 -What religion were you? -I was a Presbyterian. 553 00:39:04,688 --> 00:39:07,088 Why is it preferred now? 554 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:11,612 My doctor said I had cancer and would not live long. 555 00:39:11,836 --> 00:39:14,236 Why were you sick? 556 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,360 Because, like you said, I I wasn't being sincere. 557 00:39:18,584 --> 00:39:22,984 I'm a stockbroker, I wanted to give to my clients the best deal. 558 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:26,008 So what did you do? 559 00:39:26,332 --> 00:39:29,232 I started thinking in myself. 560 00:39:29,356 --> 00:39:32,656 When a customer I wanted to buy shares... 561 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,480 I spoke to someone else sell those shares. 562 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:40,404 One buys, another sells, both They lose money, and I make twice as much. 563 00:39:42,528 --> 00:39:44,228 What a beautiful story! 564 00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:46,452 Are you cured? 565 00:39:47,276 --> 00:39:50,076 My cancer is regressing. 566 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,400 It's a miracle! 567 00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:07,724 I want to say that I came to New York to be a taxi driver. 568 00:40:07,748 --> 00:40:10,948 I didn't speak English, and clients exploited me. 569 00:40:11,272 --> 00:40:15,272 I decided to give up the Hindu faith to be a preferred. 570 00:40:15,296 --> 00:40:19,596 So now I speak English perfect: shit, bastard... 571 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,320 son of a bitch. 572 00:40:21,344 --> 00:40:25,544 I have a Green Card because I learned to bribe officials. 573 00:40:25,568 --> 00:40:29,968 Now I make more money because I learned how to change the taximeter. 574 00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:34,492 Now I exploit my clients, I feel like a real American. 575 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:37,116 I thank the Preferente Church. 576 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:46,740 I don't know about you, but I feel the power of selfish interest. 577 00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:51,864 These people were healed because... 578 00:40:51,888 --> 00:40:55,088 they believe in miracle of selfishness. 579 00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:58,712 I speak of a society rather, a utopia. 580 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,428 Never help others. 581 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,560 Never do charity, only if it is deductible from income tax. 582 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:12,584 Remember, the road to utopia... 583 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:15,193 is paved by bad intentions. 584 00:41:17,496 --> 00:41:20,967 If you believe... I want let them do what I say. 585 00:41:21,859 --> 00:41:26,244 Raise your left hand! Come on, everyone, raise your hands! 586 00:41:26,975 --> 00:41:28,831 With your right hand... 587 00:41:29,511 --> 00:41:32,659 take your wallet out pocket and hold it. 588 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,059 With holy water... 589 00:41:38,857 --> 00:41:40,959 I will come to each of you... 590 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,935 bless the wallet of each one. 591 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:51,585 But first... put the left hand on wallet... 592 00:41:51,796 --> 00:41:54,040 and take out a $10 bill. 593 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:59,000 You have to sacrifice $10... 594 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,774 to prove they believe in yourselves. 595 00:42:05,102 --> 00:42:07,144 Thanks. 596 00:42:09,036 --> 00:42:10,913 It was great, Ian. 597 00:42:12,612 --> 00:42:15,527 All good? Let's give take a look at this pain. 598 00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,336 It's nothing, I had... 599 00:42:19,024 --> 00:42:22,177 there was a lot of that when I was a child. 600 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:25,815 Whipple! 601 00:42:28,445 --> 00:42:31,535 -Is it Codman's company? -That's right. 602 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:38,509 And you didn't want to open the account. That's why you'll never move up in life. 603 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,031 Call Codman. 604 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,055 I want it all! 605 00:42:46,568 --> 00:42:49,332 Morris, don't you think... 606 00:42:49,678 --> 00:42:52,888 has a humanitarian cause what are you fighting for? 607 00:42:53,187 --> 00:42:54,880 I agree, my angel. 608 00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:56,936 What a lover. 609 00:42:57,598 --> 00:43:00,495 -Morris! -Say something pornographic. 610 00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:04,428 Morris! You are late. 611 00:43:05,576 --> 00:43:06,762 Drug. 612 00:43:10,164 --> 00:43:12,664 Don't mind sit at the counter? 613 00:43:13,672 --> 00:43:16,568 All good. Also I really like the counter. 614 00:43:16,676 --> 00:43:19,480 -Morris, how are you? -Deke. Good and you? 615 00:43:19,574 --> 00:43:21,472 Have you been drinking a lot? 616 00:43:21,685 --> 00:43:24,716 -Deke, he's my banker. -Sorry. 617 00:43:24,795 --> 00:43:25,803 What do you want? 618 00:43:27,429 --> 00:43:28,429 A beer. 619 00:43:29,636 --> 00:43:31,723 What do you want to talk about? 620 00:43:33,298 --> 00:43:36,520 -You have won a lot. -Sales went up. 621 00:43:39,009 --> 00:43:43,008 Look at the foam mustache, bad service. 622 00:43:43,232 --> 00:43:44,632 How are you, Joe? 623 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:46,556 Want something else? 624 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,480 Are sales still going up? 625 00:43:51,304 --> 00:43:53,304 I have your bank statement... 626 00:43:53,328 --> 00:43:56,528 your daily balance continues growing steadily. 627 00:43:57,052 --> 00:44:01,352 You just need to have a good idea, and ambition. This is America 628 00:44:01,676 --> 00:44:03,276 America... Yes... 629 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,500 It seems so. 630 00:44:05,624 --> 00:44:08,824 I want to know more about your company. 631 00:44:08,948 --> 00:44:11,748 We are still in the phase business start-up. 632 00:44:11,872 --> 00:44:14,072 We are testing the regional market... 633 00:44:14,096 --> 00:44:17,496 but with financial support we will follow nationally. 634 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,193 Any problems? 635 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:28,145 Call the finance people now, We have a loan... 636 00:44:28,169 --> 00:44:29,769 Let's zoom in to the whole country. 637 00:44:35,573 --> 00:44:37,340 We are the Preferred Church... 638 00:44:37,364 --> 00:44:40,364 we bring new life to American business. 639 00:44:40,612 --> 00:44:45,088 We believe that capitalism and religion can go together... 640 00:44:45,212 --> 00:44:46,812 and renew the American dream. 641 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:58,558 You drank too much whiskey... and then he saw God. 642 00:44:58,582 --> 00:45:03,582 You know, that happens sometimes with me, but I drink Amareto. 643 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:08,896 I prefer whiskey... Well, I saw God, I had a vision. 644 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:14,072 He was just like I always imagined... with a tennis racket in hand. 645 00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:16,959 SPY: RELIGION IS THE DEVIL 646 00:45:20,183 --> 00:45:23,050 MORRIS CODMAN BUSINESS OR PROPHECY? 647 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,223 PROFITS COME FROM BELIEF 648 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,716 -Dr. Ian Clarity is involved. -He is the spiritual leader. 649 00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:38,597 Today, it is 3rd place in popularity in the USA. 650 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:42,070 Paid advertising. Are you only in 3rd? 651 00:45:42,094 --> 00:45:46,394 Before there is Sylvester Stallone, and the Pope, and then Ian Clarity. 652 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,910 It makes sense... Stallone is a great actor... 653 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,680 and the Pope has great marketing strategy. 654 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,170 Be a preference. 655 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,220 Grow with us. 656 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,523 -Religion Inc. -I want to talk to Codman. 657 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,280 Who would like it? 658 00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:09,786 Codman... tell him he's your old man partner in crime, he knows who he is. 659 00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:14,597 Brendan, scoundrel. 660 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,859 How are things going? 661 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:20,241 And you? The last time was being arrested. 662 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:23,177 Not with me, it was just a scratch. 663 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:27,659 Scratch? I thought Wall Street It all ended up in Alcatraz. 664 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:31,385 I reported some colleagues, and I managed to get out without any problems. 665 00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:35,327 -Did you send some friends to jail? -They were idiots. 666 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:38,826 -You are corrupt. -Thank you very much. 667 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:43,230 -And you're doing well. -You can say yes 668 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,492 It seems like we've been through a lot since college. 669 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,605 A lot. 670 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:53,751 -What will you do with your new religion? -Like this? 671 00:46:54,678 --> 00:46:58,078 How about opening the company, sell its shares... 672 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:00,283 in the parallel market? 673 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,318 -I've already thought about that. -Let's have lunch together, talk. 674 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:05,755 Right. 675 00:47:07,557 --> 00:47:10,790 -I have to hang up. -See you next week. 676 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,457 What a disgusting guy. 677 00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:17,666 Imbecile. 678 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:23,673 I know it's unusual to do a interview about selling shares... 679 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:28,605 but, since our company It is the 1st corporation in the sector... 680 00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:32,440 going public, I thought that they would have a lot of questions. 681 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,920 What is the initial share price? 682 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:43,650 The starting price is US$3 per share, with an income index of $5. 683 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:50,297 Mr. Collins, what's your role in this business? 684 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,802 I'm a financial advisor. 685 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:58,325 I mean until I read about the Preferent Church... 686 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:02,009 was not religious, but today I believe. 687 00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:05,013 If I was converted, anyone can be. 688 00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:08,029 Are you going to buy the shares? 689 00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:12,353 As you say, I know right away when it's a good deal. 690 00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:19,495 Dr. Clarity, you don't think it's dangerous mixing religion with business? 691 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:23,630 For me, religion It's a business. 692 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:26,868 Like other companies, We provide a service... 693 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:29,137 that satisfies our customers. 694 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:35,080 Furthermore, we are only putting an old requirement into practice. 695 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,892 Otherwise, it wouldn't work. 696 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:08,811 Thanks. 697 00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:20,984 RELIGION INC. WORLD HEADQUARTERS 698 00:49:26,138 --> 00:49:27,738 Good morning, Mr. Codman. 699 00:49:32,309 --> 00:49:35,109 -Good morning, Mr. Codman. -Good morning, Mr. Codman. 700 00:49:36,571 --> 00:49:38,251 How are you, Mr. Codman? 701 00:49:38,682 --> 00:49:40,949 -Morris... -I will not receive calls. 702 00:49:55,190 --> 00:49:58,841 -Hi... it's me. -Hi, Morris. 703 00:49:59,936 --> 00:50:02,673 Hi Morris? We don't talk months ago, and that's all you say? 704 00:50:03,309 --> 00:50:05,849 -What did you expect? -"Congratulations"... 705 00:50:05,874 --> 00:50:08,754 would be a good start. If you read the newspapers... 706 00:50:08,763 --> 00:50:12,374 ...you saw I became famous. -I know, I saw him in Business Week. 707 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,303 Bad photo, right? 708 00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:18,007 No, it was great. He looked like an idiot. 709 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:20,434 Envy leads to nothing. 710 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:25,350 I found that, despite everything, You still had an honest side. 711 00:50:26,279 --> 00:50:30,119 A chance for redemption, But I'm not sure anymore... 712 00:50:30,191 --> 00:50:31,711 and I even highly doubt it. 713 00:50:32,350 --> 00:50:36,762 You seem to love taking advantage of these unhappy and naive people. 714 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:41,812 Don't you realize you could use your intelligence to educate them... 715 00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:45,145 in this world instead to take money from them? 716 00:50:45,749 --> 00:50:48,349 Give it a break, Rome It wasn't done in a day. 717 00:50:48,891 --> 00:50:50,331 You are impossible! 718 00:50:52,487 --> 00:50:54,087 Don't ever call me again. 719 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:57,456 -That is, you won't have dinner with me? -That's right. 720 00:51:03,217 --> 00:51:04,257 She adores me. 721 00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:22,274 Do you want to pass me the recent data? 722 00:51:22,742 --> 00:51:23,743 Yes, Cardinal. 723 00:51:25,012 --> 00:51:28,468 Church attendance fell from scary mode this month. 724 00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:31,823 And after the fall from last month. 725 00:51:33,745 --> 00:51:34,745 Like this? 726 00:51:35,888 --> 00:51:37,538 Fewer people go to church. 727 00:51:38,737 --> 00:51:43,220 Research shows the decrease of Catholics in the US this year. 728 00:51:44,182 --> 00:51:45,242 A sudden drop. 729 00:51:47,483 --> 00:51:50,659 -What is the cause? -In the statistics... 730 00:51:51,278 --> 00:51:53,659 the only religion to growing up was this new... 731 00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:55,563 the Preferring Church. 732 00:51:56,715 --> 00:51:57,995 These heretics! 733 00:51:59,215 --> 00:52:01,753 My goodness! What should we do? 734 00:52:02,897 --> 00:52:07,209 Well... Catholicism doesn't suffered a fall alone. 735 00:52:09,188 --> 00:52:14,140 In fact, I spoke to the Rabbi Bernstein and Bishop Chauncy... 736 00:52:14,466 --> 00:52:17,094 and they want one summit meeting... 737 00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:21,434 of traditional religions to discuss this problem. 738 00:52:24,704 --> 00:52:26,304 Do you want to talk to me? 739 00:52:27,593 --> 00:52:29,996 -Yes, Reverend. -Can I help you? 740 00:52:34,314 --> 00:52:36,341 -We can help each other. -Like this? 741 00:52:37,146 --> 00:52:38,146 BillyBob... 742 00:52:38,427 --> 00:52:41,819 I know that your contributions faithful have dropped a lot. 743 00:52:42,949 --> 00:52:45,682 -How do you know that? -I have my informants. 744 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,056 What matters is that you are losing followers to the preferred ones. 745 00:52:51,652 --> 00:52:54,660 That idiot Ian Clarity doesn't know God. 746 00:52:55,210 --> 00:52:59,175 The point, Billy Bob, is that if something goes wrong with them... 747 00:52:59,924 --> 00:53:01,622 we can earn a lot of money. 748 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:09,068 Do you want this? It does not have money invested in them? 749 00:53:09,137 --> 00:53:13,350 Right. I gain a little if they They are fine, but if something bad... 750 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:16,778 It's going to happen, and I know, Seeing everything soon... 751 00:53:16,803 --> 00:53:18,803 and we made a lot of money. 752 00:53:19,643 --> 00:53:21,794 -And you need me? -You are the key... 753 00:53:22,010 --> 00:53:24,331 I can make my own scheme... 754 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:27,718 but if you are caught, They'll say I'm manipulating... 755 00:53:27,741 --> 00:53:32,118 the stock market again. Then I go to prison, and it's not what I want. 756 00:53:33,025 --> 00:53:35,025 Why don't I arm everything without you? 757 00:53:35,268 --> 00:53:37,932 You will gain a lot from me. Very much so. 758 00:53:42,962 --> 00:53:47,346 -No, not for me. -I want to think more. 759 00:53:49,751 --> 00:53:51,191 God spoke to me. 760 00:53:52,061 --> 00:53:57,671 Said to do your church, they They're getting in the way, and it's not fair. 761 00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:00,001 -And God spoke... -Reverend. 762 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,332 Lucas, where have you been? Should be here... 763 00:54:03,355 --> 00:54:04,702 Sorry. 764 00:54:05,062 --> 00:54:07,645 -I got stuck in traffic... -Shut up! 765 00:54:07,725 --> 00:54:08,725 Listen! 766 00:54:10,024 --> 00:54:14,185 We have problems with this Clarity and her new church. 767 00:54:15,054 --> 00:54:18,319 He gives me a headache. It has to disappear. 768 00:54:18,621 --> 00:54:22,872 I think you should talk about him on TV and finish him off. 769 00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:27,135 Discover his stuck ass, even if you have to invent it. 770 00:54:27,653 --> 00:54:31,777 -There's something wrong with him. -Okay, Billy Bob. 771 00:54:32,571 --> 00:54:33,571 Luke... 772 00:54:35,846 --> 00:54:37,660 get some photos. 773 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,294 Let's end it him at once. 774 00:54:45,631 --> 00:54:49,214 -It's great to be famous! -Don't let it go to your head. 775 00:54:49,291 --> 00:54:50,331 Too late. 776 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,689 -Are you Dr. Clarity? -That. 777 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,958 I just want to thank you for his spiritual leadership. 778 00:55:03,575 --> 00:55:06,175 Brought me happiness and the realization... 779 00:55:49,423 --> 00:55:51,757 Dr. Clarity, bless my wallet! 780 00:55:52,929 --> 00:55:57,670 Drug! We shouldn't walk by Wall Street without protection. 781 00:55:59,191 --> 00:56:03,063 Think about it, not long ago I cleaned their offices... 782 00:56:03,373 --> 00:56:05,244 and now I clean your wallets. 783 00:56:30,449 --> 00:56:32,053 Ian Clarity! 784 00:56:35,474 --> 00:56:38,853 -Are you religious? -Dr. Ian Clarity! 785 00:56:40,411 --> 00:56:42,375 Come in, girls! 786 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:59,408 To summarize the situation, the area religious is categorized... 787 00:56:59,436 --> 00:57:02,167 by marketing as a "mature industry"... 788 00:57:02,759 --> 00:57:06,107 where there is little space for market expansion. 789 00:57:06,843 --> 00:57:11,308 Therefore, one can only grow stealing market share from the competitor. 790 00:57:11,785 --> 00:57:15,820 What does the Preferring Church had a good campaign. 791 00:57:16,187 --> 00:57:17,787 That's what we're going to do. 792 00:57:18,253 --> 00:57:21,308 The Cardinal is right, we must fight together. 793 00:57:21,849 --> 00:57:27,493 We recommend calling this group of "Allied Religions". 794 00:57:28,287 --> 00:57:32,899 Our slogan, which shows the central message of the campaign... 795 00:57:34,849 --> 00:57:38,689 is: "Allied Religions - Why God Knows What He's Doing." 796 00:57:39,473 --> 00:57:40,473 And Allah? 797 00:57:41,094 --> 00:57:43,961 In certain places, we place Allah instead God. 798 00:57:44,686 --> 00:57:49,184 In this area, it is important, First, do promotions... 799 00:57:49,412 --> 00:57:53,475 to attract potential customers. This is the Big Burger Snack. 800 00:57:54,024 --> 00:57:57,706 It is sold at any Big Burger, for children. 801 00:57:58,421 --> 00:58:01,321 We are negotiating with the Big Burger company... 802 00:58:01,525 --> 00:58:05,413 to call him "Big Burger Sacred Snack". 803 00:58:05,922 --> 00:58:08,912 These are the snack cards which will be distributed... 804 00:58:09,037 --> 00:58:11,704 in all churches and temples in the country... 805 00:58:11,790 --> 00:58:15,302 and sealed when each person Go to your church's rite. 806 00:58:16,244 --> 00:58:19,971 When someone has 6 stamps, you can exchange... 807 00:58:20,187 --> 00:58:22,372 at any Big Burger of the promotion... 808 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:25,275 for a free "Sacred Snack". 809 00:58:26,193 --> 00:58:29,651 What is this snack? Is it kosher food? 810 00:58:30,318 --> 00:58:31,349 Yes. 811 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,894 The other promotion gives trips free to Rome or Jerusalem. 812 00:58:56,028 --> 00:58:58,805 To the car, girls. It's your turn. 813 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,878 Reverend? Should I stay at the hotel? 814 00:59:18,525 --> 00:59:20,859 I'm at the hotel, he's at a party. 815 00:59:21,494 --> 00:59:22,909 Nothing to photograph... 816 00:59:23,648 --> 00:59:27,126 just drugs and girls, nothing too much for a preferr. 817 00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:29,864 I'll call if he messes up. 818 00:59:32,226 --> 00:59:33,666 You can lick me... 819 00:59:33,788 --> 00:59:35,634 lick me... 820 00:59:41,587 --> 00:59:43,284 Hi, I'm Jose Torres. 821 00:59:43,883 --> 00:59:45,830 Like a champion heavy weight... 822 00:59:46,148 --> 00:59:48,595 I knocked out some guys very strong. 823 00:59:49,241 --> 00:59:53,173 Every time he threw a punch, I prayed to God. 824 00:59:54,296 --> 00:59:59,007 That's right, I just prayed. I'm not ashamed to say it. 825 00:59:59,724 --> 01:00:03,973 Come and pray too, and get the same results. 826 01:00:05,153 --> 01:00:07,254 Go to an Allied Church... 827 01:00:08,196 --> 01:00:11,096 and pray, ask forgiveness for all your sins. 828 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:15,206 You can also win, for free... 829 01:00:15,388 --> 01:00:17,406 a box full... 830 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:19,456 of aromatic salts... 831 01:00:20,034 --> 01:00:22,755 autographed by me, Jose Torres. 832 01:00:24,315 --> 01:00:27,986 Allied Religions. Because God You know what you're doing. 833 01:00:28,145 --> 01:00:31,473 We reach society more stronger than I thought. 834 01:00:34,711 --> 01:00:36,990 -Maybe too strong. -All good? 835 01:00:38,031 --> 01:00:39,491 I am fine. 836 01:00:40,758 --> 01:00:42,584 SOLD OUT 837 01:00:42,904 --> 01:00:45,063 GIVE CLARITY TO YOUR LIFE 838 01:00:58,724 --> 01:00:59,724 Are you okay? 839 01:01:13,228 --> 01:01:14,588 Isn't it the appendix? 840 01:01:15,629 --> 01:01:18,792 -It hurts on the other side. -What do you think it is? 841 01:01:19,402 --> 01:01:22,994 -From what I examined, there is nothing. -What did you say? 842 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:26,405 Physically, there is nothing wrong with you. 843 01:01:26,855 --> 01:01:28,848 How will we increase donations? 844 01:01:29,608 --> 01:01:32,508 We start with the cocktails after the sermon... 845 01:01:32,533 --> 01:01:37,245 which were very successful. The pastor joins the congregation... 846 01:01:37,270 --> 01:01:40,171 and at $4 per drink, we made a lot of money. 847 01:01:40,577 --> 01:01:44,772 Excellent. The Beverly Hills Mission Is it still the most profitable? 848 01:01:45,019 --> 01:01:47,681 Yes, but the one in Greenwich is almost there. 849 01:01:50,389 --> 01:01:52,578 -I'm busy. What is it? -A visit. 850 01:01:52,836 --> 01:01:55,248 -A visit? Don't know... -It's your mother! 851 01:01:58,253 --> 01:01:59,259 Mother! 852 01:01:59,577 --> 01:02:01,187 You are different. 853 01:02:01,459 --> 01:02:05,515 It's age, it's easier to notice when he never sees his mother. 854 01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:08,911 As you are on television, and you didn't even tell me? 855 01:02:09,068 --> 01:02:12,471 I heard from Mrs. Bentley, it was embarrassing. 856 01:02:14,042 --> 01:02:17,089 Can you excuse us? We ended the meeting later. 857 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:29,999 -Did you travel 750 km to say that? -No, I came to see what you do. 858 01:02:30,495 --> 01:02:33,758 -As you can see, I'm fine. -Do you really think so? 859 01:02:33,928 --> 01:02:35,912 Your decorator is bad. 860 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,186 -Where will you stay? -In your house. 861 01:02:38,256 --> 01:02:42,383 You won't like it, I won't be good company. 862 01:02:43,072 --> 01:02:45,139 I want your company just like that. 863 01:02:53,517 --> 01:02:54,705 Hi, Mr. Washington. 864 01:02:55,749 --> 01:03:00,134 -Debby Cosgrove, your lawyer. -I don't need one. 865 01:03:01,064 --> 01:03:02,064 Yes you do. 866 01:03:03,771 --> 01:03:06,287 The charges are serious. 867 01:03:06,841 --> 01:03:07,929 I'm innocent. 868 01:03:11,484 --> 01:03:13,876 My girls go pay bail. 869 01:03:13,922 --> 01:03:18,547 There is no bail, this is the 3rd time. He was caught charging prostitutes... 870 01:03:18,627 --> 01:03:21,311 ...and in your Cadillac... -It's a Lincoln! 871 01:03:21,618 --> 01:03:25,980 Whatever. They searched your car, and found 60 grams of cocaine. 872 01:03:26,173 --> 01:03:30,377 He was caught for possession and trafficking. It's a serious crime! 873 01:03:31,534 --> 01:03:35,964 -Don't talk to me like that. -You better take this seriously. 874 01:03:40,061 --> 01:03:43,349 We can say that the searching the car was illegal... 875 01:03:43,676 --> 01:03:47,554 or say that coke was for personal use, not trafficking. 876 01:03:48,374 --> 01:03:52,993 -Prove that he's not a pimp... -I'm not a pimp! I'm the agent... 877 01:03:53,216 --> 01:03:57,546 Call it whatever you want. We have to prove to the judge that he is not a pimp. 878 01:03:58,357 --> 01:04:03,230 The judge is going to let me go, man. And then, you'll greet me. 879 01:04:03,516 --> 01:04:06,373 -I'm glad you're safe. -Of course... 880 01:04:06,770 --> 01:04:10,515 because I'm religious. And so is the judge. 881 01:04:11,072 --> 01:04:14,389 Do you know Ian Clarity? He is my shepherd. 882 01:04:15,929 --> 01:04:18,348 -As? -Ian says... 883 01:04:18,373 --> 01:04:21,976 I'm not a pimp, just one true preferred. 884 01:04:22,357 --> 01:04:24,103 That's a preference for real. 885 01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:29,035 No judge condemns someone for practice your religion. And why? 886 01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:33,039 Freedom of religion! Religious freedom. 887 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:37,960 That's why the pilgrims came over here. Where are you going? 888 01:04:38,024 --> 01:04:41,738 -They will send another lawyer. -No really, I want you. 889 01:04:42,103 --> 01:04:45,182 It's pretty, I mean, has talent. 890 01:04:45,484 --> 01:04:48,436 I can manage it, we will earn a lot of money. 891 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:51,284 I won't defend you, conflict of interests. 892 01:04:51,595 --> 01:04:53,341 Conflict sucks! 893 01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:57,341 Nobody says no to me, you are making a mistake. 894 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,118 I have friends out there who can take care of you. 895 01:05:01,737 --> 01:05:04,873 For me it's an eye for an eye, and tooth for tooth, baby. 896 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:15,555 -Quite a bit of change, man. I am sick. -Give me a break, I'm sick. 897 01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:19,920 Sick? I have a wife, five children, a lover... 898 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,301 ...gambling debts. -Let go of me. 899 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:24,677 I'm like you... 900 01:06:25,778 --> 01:06:27,380 a thorn in the belly. 901 01:06:34,286 --> 01:06:36,019 Talk to me, seriously... 902 01:06:36,778 --> 01:06:39,618 What do you know about mine? belly pain? 903 01:06:40,238 --> 01:06:43,269 I'm the bad side of the truth, that you want to forget... 904 01:06:43,381 --> 01:06:46,142 but I'm here, you have have to face me now. 905 01:06:46,921 --> 01:06:48,281 What is the truth? 906 01:06:48,777 --> 01:06:52,602 The truth is there is a man rich and a beggar in all of us. 907 01:06:53,142 --> 01:06:56,777 It's what balances the soul, do not force just one side. 908 01:06:57,793 --> 01:07:00,523 Or can you other people's money... 909 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,046 ...or it means something. -I'm just living. 910 01:07:09,466 --> 01:07:13,783 Let's have fun. Come in, the car is all yours. 911 01:07:17,752 --> 01:07:20,312 Take a walk with him, wherever he wants. 912 01:07:23,337 --> 01:07:24,782 Show the whole city. 913 01:07:25,559 --> 01:07:27,860 It is not a deviation from confidential information? 914 01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:30,848 -Strong words... -The photos! 915 01:07:37,828 --> 01:07:40,415 He caught the scoundrel giving money to a beggar. 916 01:07:40,653 --> 01:07:42,818 Great, with that we finished him off. 917 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,018 Do you really think so? 918 01:07:45,335 --> 01:07:48,922 Let Brendan work his magic, the media will do the job. 919 01:07:54,922 --> 01:07:56,303 Cute... 920 01:07:58,779 --> 01:08:01,414 Washington sent his regards. 921 01:08:01,684 --> 01:08:04,820 Said it was time to feel good about yourself. 922 01:08:10,881 --> 01:08:13,310 CODMAN EX ATTACKED PLEASE 923 01:08:33,588 --> 01:08:34,588 Hello. 924 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,604 I'm sorry. How are you? 925 01:08:44,112 --> 01:08:45,792 His disciple did this. 926 01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:50,080 -Good... -Get out of here. 927 01:08:52,731 --> 01:08:54,508 -I... -Get out of here! 928 01:08:56,747 --> 01:08:57,747 Sorry. 929 01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:21,540 God. 930 01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:23,841 God! 931 01:10:27,350 --> 01:10:28,350 Who is it? 932 01:10:29,397 --> 01:10:33,016 Morris Codman. I'm with problems, I need to talk. 933 01:10:33,381 --> 01:10:34,381 Morris... 934 01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:38,056 you have two minutes, but a minute would be better. 935 01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:42,929 The company I started It didn't work out very well. 936 01:10:43,469 --> 01:10:46,369 Yes, your company. I have heard complaints. 937 01:10:46,898 --> 01:10:49,961 I started a religion, and it got out of hand. 938 01:10:50,374 --> 01:10:54,548 You can't get into the business religious, you will get hurt. 939 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,548 Look how I look. 940 01:10:57,152 --> 01:10:59,707 You said that, gave me signs. 941 01:10:59,898 --> 01:11:00,898 Signs, Morris? 942 01:11:01,501 --> 01:11:05,278 I don't send signals, people are the ones who think that. 943 01:11:05,866 --> 01:11:10,332 They say the most idiotic things in my name is boring and mean. 944 01:11:12,342 --> 01:11:14,262 How do I get out of this? 945 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:19,945 I don't know how you can recant. I have not the foggiest idea. 946 01:11:20,088 --> 01:11:23,389 Solve your own problems. Go away. 947 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,967 -How are you? -I am better. 948 01:11:33,621 --> 01:11:35,414 You know, we have to talk. 949 01:11:36,018 --> 01:11:39,747 I know, it's your conscience that generates your pain. 950 01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:40,780 How do you know? 951 01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:44,446 I think I have the same thing, in the head... 952 01:11:44,471 --> 01:11:46,859 -My good side calls me. -I know what it's like. 953 01:11:47,756 --> 01:11:50,184 Good thing we have a good side. 954 01:11:51,756 --> 01:11:53,436 Join the favorites. 955 01:11:55,137 --> 01:11:56,817 Come grow with us. 956 01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,466 Preferent Church. 957 01:12:02,756 --> 01:12:06,121 It's time to feel well with yourself. 958 01:12:11,106 --> 01:12:12,106 Who is it? 959 01:12:12,736 --> 01:12:16,133 It's Sam, Mrs. Codman. I came to talk to Morris. 960 01:12:16,340 --> 01:12:19,625 Sam? The beautiful girl from the office? 961 01:12:20,133 --> 01:12:22,641 -Isn't it too early? -It's an emergency. 962 01:12:25,085 --> 01:12:27,561 Well, do you want to have a coffee? 963 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:30,211 -Why are you here? -What are you going to do? 964 01:12:30,641 --> 01:12:32,942 -About what? -It's a catastrophe. 965 01:12:34,609 --> 01:12:36,289 We will make a statement. 966 01:12:37,926 --> 01:12:42,450 I knew this could happen. Call a press conference. 967 01:12:43,719 --> 01:12:46,433 CLARITY DOES CHARITY What a kind act! 968 01:12:46,878 --> 01:12:49,909 -I knew Ian was a good guy. -Too good. 969 01:12:50,036 --> 01:12:51,465 Is this bad? 970 01:12:53,385 --> 01:12:54,417 Not good. 971 01:12:54,812 --> 01:12:59,162 -Is charity a sin? -Since we said it was. 972 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:05,622 Ian giving money to the poor? No I would fight even if I were pissed. 973 01:13:06,289 --> 01:13:08,955 You will see a new Ian from now on... 974 01:13:09,162 --> 01:13:10,522 and a new Morris. 975 01:13:12,749 --> 01:13:14,177 -Pull up a chair. -Forget! 976 01:13:14,241 --> 01:13:15,241 A bagel? 977 01:13:15,924 --> 01:13:18,177 Who a lemon? Come on, Sam! 978 01:13:18,559 --> 01:13:20,079 Thank you for coming. 979 01:13:21,098 --> 01:13:23,898 Dr. Clarity should be here today, but... 980 01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:27,391 Mr. Codman insisted on responding alone to the accusations. 981 01:13:27,936 --> 01:13:30,999 Will make a statement before the questions. 982 01:13:36,682 --> 01:13:41,640 Maybe I should say that Clarity had a lapse of judgment... 983 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,300 when he gave money to the beggar. 984 01:13:44,078 --> 01:13:45,518 But it's not true. 985 01:13:46,062 --> 01:13:49,681 Ian Clarity demonstrated have common sense. 986 01:13:50,570 --> 01:13:54,282 Ian and I are salespeople poor quality used cars. 987 01:13:56,316 --> 01:14:00,792 The product looks good from the outside, but there is no engine inside... 988 01:14:01,157 --> 01:14:06,395 and can only go down hills. It's for where we are going, to the hole. 989 01:14:07,014 --> 01:14:11,125 Our society, our quality of life... 990 01:14:11,236 --> 01:14:16,143 was corrupted by necessity immediate satisfaction... 991 01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:19,746 and we are susceptible to biggest of scams... 992 01:14:19,826 --> 01:14:21,506 which is the worst of reasons. 993 01:14:21,842 --> 01:14:24,205 Send the values of Preferred Church. 994 01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:26,587 Without it, the market religious is free. 995 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:30,869 Call the marketing people, we will start our religion... 996 01:14:30,893 --> 01:14:32,893 with the money that We won, got it? 997 01:14:34,432 --> 01:14:36,144 There is a demonstration. 998 01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:39,606 It's about time, too bad be it for the wrong reason. 999 01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:44,839 What are you going to do? 1000 01:14:45,289 --> 01:14:48,463 I'm thinking... maybe... 1001 01:14:49,210 --> 01:14:52,602 make the receptionist feel sorry me and have sex with her. 1002 01:14:52,737 --> 01:14:56,863 -Learned a lot about business. -Thank you, I owe everything to you. 1003 01:14:56,911 --> 01:14:59,578 You're welcome. What are you going to do after that/; 1004 01:15:00,562 --> 01:15:04,721 Maybe teach philosophy, if any college will accept me. 1005 01:15:06,277 --> 01:15:07,277 And you? 1006 01:15:10,101 --> 01:15:12,244 I can't plan beyond tomorrow. 1007 01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:27,543 It's 12:20. The topic of today it is the Preferent Church. 1008 01:15:27,846 --> 01:15:31,750 They preach selfishness, but they gave everything to the homeless. 1009 01:15:32,417 --> 01:15:33,492 Those idiots. 1010 01:15:33,517 --> 01:15:37,485 I thought everyone was selfish, but they gave alms. 1011 01:15:37,941 --> 01:15:41,686 If they don't have a house, what are they going to do? buy with money? Furniture? 1012 01:15:52,398 --> 01:15:53,758 How commercial! 1013 01:16:30,568 --> 01:16:34,075 -Debby is there? -No, she doesn't live here anymore. 1014 01:16:34,361 --> 01:16:35,481 Where did it go? 1015 01:16:35,536 --> 01:16:38,154 I don't know, she said to change country. 1016 01:16:39,472 --> 01:16:42,885 You are Morris Codman, of the Preferring Church? 1017 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:48,551 I'm trying not to pay lessee. Do you have any suggestions? 1018 01:16:49,344 --> 01:16:50,384 I have to go. 1019 01:16:53,645 --> 01:16:57,229 Passenger John Shae, please appear at the information desk. 1020 01:17:01,361 --> 01:17:03,152 -Your name? -Morris Codman. 1021 01:17:09,361 --> 01:17:12,305 -Is it a non-smoking area? -That's right, thank you. 1022 01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:18,964 Tropic Tours, flight 505, board at gate 12. 1023 01:17:26,989 --> 01:17:27,989 Sorry. 1024 01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:31,590 What are you doing here? 1025 01:17:31,656 --> 01:17:35,766 I don't know, I just wanted to go far away from here. 1026 01:17:35,910 --> 01:17:38,810 And even? I bought a ticket to the same place. 1027 01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:42,465 Flight 702, baggage on carousel 3. 1028 01:17:42,894 --> 01:17:45,147 I love you, you know that. 1029 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:46,962 I love you. 1030 01:17:50,691 --> 01:17:51,691 Excuse me. 1031 01:17:56,263 --> 01:18:00,040 Listen, do you realize that Have an image problem? 1032 01:18:00,993 --> 01:18:04,718 That's why your religion doesn't grow. I can help, come. 1033 01:18:07,739 --> 01:18:09,977 See... You look like a fool. 1034 01:18:10,326 --> 01:18:12,774 Need a marketing campaign. 1035 01:18:15,770 --> 01:18:19,484 -You're right, I look like an idiot. -That's right. 1036 01:18:19,643 --> 01:18:24,023 -He shouldn't be seen in public. -Wait, you need my help. 1037 01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:28,341 -Is it over yet? -Sorry.