1 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Hello? 2 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,999 Who called? 3 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Brian. 4 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,680 And what did he have to say? 5 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,933 He didn't say anything and hung up. 6 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,999 So how do you know it's him? 7 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:29,999 I could tell by the wheezing. 8 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,200 And I heard these funny ones going around treadmill wheels. 9 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,712 The only thing that can be said about him is that he is twisted. 10 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,733 I wonder what he wanted. 11 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,999 Let's think. Ask if he can come here on your knees and beg for forgiveness? 12 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,680 Brian doesn't apologize. 13 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,999 I'm not sure if he shouldn't after what he did. 14 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Too late. 15 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,680 He's gone too far. 16 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,600 And the game is over. 17 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,999 I know. 18 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,999 I'm sorry. 19 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,968 It doesn't matter anymore. I'm too busy being happy. 20 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,999 And I don't have time to think about it. 21 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,333 Who would have thought. You. Married woman. 22 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,280 I prefer the term: 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,200 domestic partner. 24 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,999 What does the name mean, as long as I have David. 25 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,600 And I have an apartment! 26 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,999 And I will be able to do it everything I want. 27 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:21,999 And he won't bother me. 28 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Don't shout so loud as you cum. 29 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,520 Wake up, Michael. 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,040 Well, we'll find out. 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,440 I guess that's it. 32 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,680 And I almost forgot. 33 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I'll help you. 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,680 Now that's it. 35 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,600 Good luck, honey. 36 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,467 And remember, you always have somewhere to come back to. 37 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,999 That's nice of you. 38 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,136 Especially since I will continue to pay half the rent. 39 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,999 Captain Astro will use his magic fist 40 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:13,999 to fuck you. 41 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,999 It's too early for fisting. 42 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,200 It's never too early for this. 43 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,999 Jim called. Taylor called. Ryder wanted... 44 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,264 Fuck Jim, fuck Taylor and fuck Ryder. 45 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,008 Could you get me something? for this damn headache? 46 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Okay. 47 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,999 It's been a week since Michael 48 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,600 doesn't call every 5 minutes. 49 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,680 Did you get burned or something? 50 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,680 Yes, something like that. 51 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,999 Ted Schmidt. 52 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Brian. 53 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,999 Brian what? 54 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,360 What do you think? 55 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Shit. 56 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,360 I didn't recognize you. 57 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,999 I don't remember you he called me once. 58 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,999 Today is your lucky day. 59 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,999 I'm not talking to you, remember? 60 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,733 Oh yes. What are you doing in the evening? 61 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,999 I don't know yet. 62 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,360 Think and decide 63 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,680 Do you want to wander around? 64 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,999 With you? 65 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,999 Surprised? 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,533 It would surprise me if I won the lottery, 67 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,999 if an asteroid hit the earth 68 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,999 and if Richard Simmons turned out to be straight. 69 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,680 Was I supposed to be speechless? 70 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,440 So are you free? 71 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:34,999 Do you have to ask? 72 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,680 At Woody's, after work. 73 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,900 He wants to meet me after working at Woody's. 74 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,120 Wander around. 75 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,067 He must be really desperate. 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,999 I didn't mean for it to sound like that. 77 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,999 Now that they are no longer friends with Michael 78 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,680 looking for the next loser. 79 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,933 And of course he thought of me. 80 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,800 You don't intend to go, do you? 81 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,800 Maybe I can explain is this a tear Mika? 82 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,680 I will get the Nobel Peace Prize. 83 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,400 And will I count any waste from Brian? 84 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 49… 50. 85 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,133 God, I hate my belly. 86 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,280 And I like it. 87 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,999 I was talking about you. 88 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,040 He's talking about you. 89 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,867 - You're Emmett, right? - Yes. 90 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,933 - You work at Torso, right? - Yes. 91 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,999 - Your dentist is Dr. Feldman, right? - Yes. 92 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,999 How do you know who my dentist is? 93 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,800 I was at his place a week ago right after you. 94 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,648 By the way, I like this break between your teeth. 95 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,999 I'm Beau. 96 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,999 - In French it means "beautiful". - I know. 97 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,867 And it always seemed to me that you are cute. 98 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Really? 99 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,999 I wonder if you wouldn't like to sometimes go somewhere? 100 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,360 You don't have to ask. 101 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,999 - With pleasure. - As if he could say no. 102 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,520 Only I can't. 103 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:05,999 What? 104 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I can't. 105 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,733 But thanks for inviting me. 106 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,360 Maybe another time. 107 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Are you crazy? 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,999 Guys like us they don't reject people like him. 109 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,120 You're breaking the rules 110 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,999 the entire gay social structure. 111 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:25,999 They can curse you for this. 112 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,999 And I applaud them. I swore to God, remember? 113 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,999 - If the result is negative... - I know... 114 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,999 You won't fuck with guys. 115 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:32,999 But you are healthy. 116 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 It doesn't matter. 117 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,999 I don't want to go through hell again 118 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,333 that I went through once. And I won't. 119 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,136 Because you have to keep it promises that were made. 120 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,067 Now it's time to fulfill it. 121 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,733 I didn't hear you come in. 122 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,200 I just put him to bed. 123 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:58,999 Too late to look at him? 124 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,680 You can see him in the morning. 125 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,999 When I leave he is still sleeping. 126 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,999 You can go out later or take the afternoon off. 127 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,680 I stay at work longer 128 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,733 so you can stay at home. 129 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,999 I appreciate how hard you work. 130 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,067 It would be nice if you showed it. 131 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,680 I thought that was the case. 132 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,360 I work too... 133 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,800 taking care of our son. 134 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,999 Yours and Brian's, I just pay the bills. 135 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,999 We really have to get through this pass again? 136 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,267 NO. Let's pretend everything is ok. 137 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,999 I didn't say everything was ok. 138 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,267 But we don't have to keep talking about it. 139 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,999 Well, I'm Jewish and beyond neo-Nazis 140 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,999 only the silence scares me more. 141 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,360 I can't do that. 142 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,733 I can't keep showing 143 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,999 everything I feel. 144 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,999 You could try. 145 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,680 After losing to Brian 146 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,999 you turned to me physically, emotionally… 147 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,680 As usual, you're exaggerating. 148 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,999 You turn every little thing into rejection. 149 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,999 You don't want to make love 150 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,520 you barely talk... 151 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,999 Haven't you thought that I might be tired? 152 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,120 I am too. 153 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,999 I'm tired of trying breaking through to you. 154 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,333 Wondering what I did wrong. 155 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,999 Figuring out why, even though I feel like we've never been so close 156 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,680 I feel so alone. 157 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,440 You won't answer anything? 158 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,680 What do you want for dinner? 159 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,680 I can reheat the roast. 160 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,360 How was work? 161 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,999 Fat Marley had an amazing hickey. 162 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,999 We had a reduction in protein supplements, 163 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,999 so all the city aunts they were there. 164 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,680 Except you, of course. 165 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,999 Boredom. 166 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,120 Work is boring. 167 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,999 And how are you? 168 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,999 Just don't tell me you took the client 169 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,999 to some fancy restaurant for lunch... 170 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,867 and there was this hot waiter… 171 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,999 and he signaled that he was waiting in the back... 172 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,999 and he gave you an amazing blowjob. 173 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,680 You returned to the table... 174 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:15,999 and the customer didn't notice? 175 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 How do you know? 176 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,280 I asked about a job. 177 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,680 I took a client to lunch 178 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,680 and the waiter gave me a blowjob. 179 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,999 Really? 180 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,733 Liar. You are a liar! 181 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,999 Have you talked to him? 182 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 With whom? 183 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,999 Michael. 184 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 What for? 185 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,999 Not great. Because he is your best friend. 186 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,200 He was my best friend. 187 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,999 Why don't you call him? 188 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I told you. 189 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,333 He disappeared from my life and I from his. 190 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,867 Could you please stop talking about it? 191 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Hi. 192 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 How's it going? 193 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,733 I'm not interested. 194 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,867 However, I am open 195 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,867 for safe sex and talk about investments. 196 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,200 Actually, I have a few questions regarding investments. 197 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,040 Well. So... 198 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,533 Help me work over my portfolio. 199 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,680 I'll help you with yours. 200 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 This is the last one. 201 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,120 Are you sure? 202 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,999 Majority. 203 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,999 I'll be back... 204 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,680 and I'll take the rest tomorrow. 205 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 The rest? 206 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,680 You have lots of things... 207 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,999 You know how I find something I like 208 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,600 I'll keep that. 209 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,999 I hope that this applies to me too. 210 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,360 Especially you. 211 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,520 What should I put it in? 212 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,680 Whatever you want, honey. 213 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,680 I mean my stuff. 214 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,667 Decide for yourself, this is our apartment now. 215 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Great. 216 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,267 Why don't you wait until tomorrow morning? 217 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,333 Because I have plans for tonight. 218 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,680 Will you be able to get back home? 219 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,200 Yes, I know the way. 220 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Bright. 221 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,680 I'm so happy. 222 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Why? 223 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,680 Normally at this time 224 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,733 I would leave Woody 225 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,999 and waited for Brian in the car, 226 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,867 until someone finishes blowing him, 227 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,680 to take him home. 228 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 And in return? 229 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,733 In return, I am here with you. 230 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,680 I'm happy too. 231 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I love you. 232 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Mikey? 233 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:10,999 Hello sleepyhead. 234 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,680 What are you doing so early? 235 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,999 I couldn't wait to unpack things. 236 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 What do you think? 237 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 It's... it's... 238 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,200 It's wonderful. 239 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,733 What I like most is… 240 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,520 Where... will you put... 241 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,040 How is he... 242 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,120 Captain Astro. 243 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,467 I didn't know how you would react to it. 244 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,999 This is... 245 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 amazing. 246 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,900 I still don't know where put up my Toy Robots. 247 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,400 You will definitely find the perfect place. 248 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,680 Now let's go back to bed. 249 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,999 Beds? Some of us have to work. 250 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 It's Saturday. 251 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,733 Big Q is always open. 252 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,520 I was hoping we would stay in bed and watch the match. 253 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,200 I've never been a fan of matches. 254 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,600 I don't like Saturdays either. 255 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,800 Do you mind Saturdays? 256 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,067 On this day, all kids 257 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,867 they did something with their fathers, 258 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,800 a... I didn't have it... so… 259 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,680 Saturdays terrified me. 260 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,120 I promise you... 261 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,067 only happy Saturdays from now on. 262 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,440 Another therapist? 263 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,999 With that attitude we will achieve a lot. 264 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,680 But you're the one with the problem. 265 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,999 And you don't? 266 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,999 Only the ones you create. 267 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,933 Jesus! Do I live here alone? 268 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,280 Maybe you would prefer? 269 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I'll open it. 270 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,800 Say hello to my little one. 271 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,999 I didn't know you liked teddy bears. 272 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,999 I thought you preferred younger people hairless. 273 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,999 Type: unaccompanied use prohibited. 274 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,999 Where's my son? 275 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,200 Our son... sleeps. 276 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,999 I thought I'd stop by for dinner. 277 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,520 It's 2 p.m. 278 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,999 - So I'll just sit down. - Will you sit? 279 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,999 Since when do you like company? like us? 280 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,999 Since Michael disappeared from the horizon. 281 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,680 For me it makes no difference. 282 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,533 Michael and I have been together too long. 283 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,999 How to think about it So what did we have in common? 284 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Life? 285 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 And apart from that? 286 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,933 Either way, it turned out to be good. 287 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,456 Thanks to my divine intervention she's with the doctor now. 288 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,680 Where it belongs. 289 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,733 It's not too late. 290 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 For what? 291 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,999 To make things right. 292 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,667 Some things are better left broken. 293 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,680 Maybe we can play scrabble? 294 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,680 I downloaded it from the Internet. 295 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,040 Listen: 296 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,200 10 ways to check Is your husband gay? 297 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,360 1. On the wedding day... 298 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,933 He kisses the best man instead of you. 299 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,680 2. For your birthday... 300 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,440 brings you flowers 301 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,280 and arranges them himself. 302 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 3… 303 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,999 What is it about? 304 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,999 You're not laughing 305 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,133 I don't think it's funny, that's all 306 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,520 I think it's great. 307 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 What about you, Mikey? 308 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120 I didn't listen. 309 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,999 You can think whatever you want... 310 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 about me too. 311 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,520 But I think that... 312 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,999 people laughing at jokes 313 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,999 who make fun of others, 314 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,440 whoever they are 315 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,680 they are cruel ignorant people. 316 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,280 What is she talking about? 317 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,120 Mr. Novotny? 318 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,999 Yes, Tracy? 319 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,360 I have something for you. 320 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,999 What? 321 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,520 I'm giving my notice. 322 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,200 I got a job at Big Dollar Mart. 323 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,333 I have to go back, my break is ending. 324 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,733 I'm not interested. 325 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Brian. 326 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,999 How's it going? 327 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,040 What do you want? 328 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,999 Let me tell you how great we had fun yesterday. 329 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,800 I was bored as hell. 330 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,999 Well, you know... 331 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,999 it's a sign of true friendship 332 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,999 You know, you can look at it 333 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,120 from many sides. 334 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,733 I'm not interested. 335 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,360 Just out of curiosity. 336 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,333 Was Llu hitting on you tonight? 337 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,680 Believe it or not, 112. 338 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,999 I didn't count exactly. 339 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,040 Amazing. 340 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 And I only need one thing. 341 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,800 I'm not… interested. 342 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Sorry. 343 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 You know… 344 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,999 Tax settlement season is approaching.. 345 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,008 If you don't want to wake up with my hand in the potty... 346 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I'm Matt. 347 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,440 Of course you are. 348 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,267 There's always Matt or Scot. 349 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Or Tod. 350 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,999 Or another one, with a wonderful, 351 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,680 a one-syllable name. 352 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,680 I can buy you a drink 353 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,999 but something tells me that you don't need any more. 354 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,280 And he tells me something... 355 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,120 that you are right. 356 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,800 Now if you'll excuse me... 357 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 I'm going home. 358 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,733 It's always better to let go 359 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,600 in your own bathroom. 360 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,120 Can I help you? 361 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,999 Thank you. 362 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,900 Maybe you're just reevaluating your life, 363 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,999 you question your choices. 364 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,600 You wonder if there's anything better. 365 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,999 Yeah. 366 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,360 That's how it is. 367 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 How do you know? 368 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,680 Because I saw the light. 369 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,999 And I saw how pathetic it was you looked at the bar. 370 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,800 I thought, that maybe you want to see them too. 371 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,999 What is this? 372 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,680 The group I belong to. 373 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,733 I don't like group games. 374 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,999 They kicked me out of Cub Scouts after a week. 375 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,467 I made a beautiful necklace with lilies. 376 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,999 Everyone is welcome there. 377 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,600 Everyone like us. 378 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 How do we? 379 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,944 People having doubts. Wanting to develop. 380 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,067 Will you come to our meeting? 381 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,467 The only thing you can lose it's your pain. 382 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,600 You have a lot of tips. 383 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,440 Because I'm cute. 384 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,999 And great self-esteem. 385 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,999 I could fly here basically anyone I would like. 386 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 So why don't you do it? 387 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,999 Don't answer. 388 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,680 The answer just came in. 389 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Hi. 390 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 What's up? 391 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,680 What do you want to know? 392 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,280 I asked a question? 393 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Everything's ok. 394 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Great. 395 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,600 What are you doing in the evening? 396 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,999 What? 397 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,800 Is this too difficult a question? 398 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,800 Will you come over to my place after work? 399 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Seriously? 400 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,999 Bright. 401 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,999 I'll take the turkey sandwich. 402 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,680 No mayonnaise. To go. 403 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,999 Do you know this is the first time 404 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,600 when did he invite me? 405 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,680 What do you think that means? 406 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,999 I think he misses Michael. 407 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,280 Do they really 408 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 won't they talk to each other anymore? 409 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,120 It looks like it. 410 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,867 Why don't you talk to him? 411 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,999 I? 412 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,933 I thought you loved Brian 413 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,999 you live in Michael's bedroom. 414 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,733 You are the missing link. 415 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Next. 416 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,680 Hello Wonder Boy. 417 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,999 Two lemon cakes. To go. 418 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Sure. 419 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,520 Won't you talk to him? 420 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,999 What for? 421 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,999 It's here. 422 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,440 Don't fuck around. 423 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,999 You should talk. 424 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,999 You should mind your own business. 425 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,999 But he is your best friend. 426 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,360 Give me those cookies. 427 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,680 Where's my order? 428 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,680 It's a turkey sandwich. 429 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,680 And these are lemon cookies. 430 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,680 Honey, I'm home. 431 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,999 God, I've always wanted to say that. 432 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,733 I thought I heard you come in. 433 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,440 And you really are. 434 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,600 I took it for dessert. 435 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 How was… 436 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 At the match? 437 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,999 The Penguins lost in overtime. 438 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Beautifully. 439 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,800 The apartment looks different. 440 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Well... 441 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,680 I took out a few things. 442 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,680 Yes... all my possessions. 443 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,440 It was a bit cluttered... 444 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,867 - How was your day? - My day? 445 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,999 He was very curious. 446 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,680 Stuffed with events. 447 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,800 Fat Marley entertained us jokes about faggots. 448 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,360 How did you react? 449 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,999 I told her I was a declared and proud gay, 450 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,648 and if she doesn't like it then he can suck my dick. 451 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,680 I didn't say anything. 452 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:43,999 But Tracy did. 453 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,440 She stood up to her. 454 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,900 Great. So she's still your friend. 455 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,440 I wouldn't say so. 456 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,200 One good thing came out from what Brian did. 457 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,900 You realized that this is where you belong. 458 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,333 Take off your jacket sit down for dinner. 459 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,680 There's still a teaspoon left. 460 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 You want? 461 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,999 No, it's an extra 10 minutes 462 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 on the stepper. 463 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Stop... 464 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,667 I want to see how you lick that spoon. 465 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,360 Ice kiss. 466 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,680 You should eat more. 467 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Mom says you're too skinny. 468 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Your mom? 469 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,680 She doesn't hate you. 470 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,999 I told her that you were always slim. 471 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,680 Even when you were in high school. 472 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,999 You don't know what I looked like in high school. 473 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,600 I live in Michael's room, remember? 474 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,999 With all his school albums. 475 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,360 Your photos. 476 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,680 You looked like a nerd. 477 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,999 I've never been a nerd. 478 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,999 That explains why you were walking to the chemistry club. 479 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,520 There I learned how to build a bomb to blow up the school. 480 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,733 Mikey talked me out of it. 481 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,733 Thank God he was nearby. 482 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,999 I bet you wish he was here. 483 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,680 Would you please shut up already? 484 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,999 I know you secretly hope 485 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,999 that the phone will ring and it will be him. 486 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,933 I told you to shut up. 487 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 His life… 488 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,999 it hung here like a shirt in the closet, 489 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,440 that you don't wear. 490 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,999 So you rejected him. 491 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,680 It was the only way. 492 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,733 And now he hates you. 493 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,667 It's ok. As long as Mikey is happy. 494 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,267 God, you must really love him. 495 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,680 It's time for you to go. 496 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 As always. 497 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,667 Fortunately... You can't reject me. 498 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,120 I'm with you. 499 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,520 Emmett. You came. 500 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,360 Nice to see you. 501 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,999 Hi. I am you and I saw the light. 502 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:07,999 Come on, let's get started. 503 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Hello you. 504 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,999 Our first speaker is Ginger. 505 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,680 Until now, she had lived in darkness. 506 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:15,999 But now… 507 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,120 He sees the light. 508 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,867 Believe it or not but I used to be a lesbian. 509 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,999 Were you there? 510 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,680 But thanks to Ty and... 511 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,999 to all the beautiful people here, 512 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,999 I shed my broken shell. 513 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,328 And I became a new purified one, heterosexual person. 514 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,999 As you can see, 515 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,600 the only thing that comes out here it's True. 516 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,999 You didn't tell me it was a comedy club. 517 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,533 I can tell you, and Ginger can too, 518 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,944 that everything you dreamed of what did you pray for 519 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,999 it is not an unfulfilled desire. 520 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,600 This can come true 521 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,067 just as it came true for us. 522 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,999 You can change. You can change. 523 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,520 You can change. 524 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,520 I would start with the shoes. 525 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 You. 526 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,999 I? 527 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,680 You have doubts, right? 528 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,733 Can I ask you a few questions? 529 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,999 Do you and your friends have Obsessed with your own body? 530 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,680 And other guys' bodies? 531 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,999 Check out these mules! 532 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,999 They are perfect. 533 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,040 Like implants. 534 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,067 Are your conversations trivial? 535 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,680 About movie stars? 536 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,667 Did you hear that Cher narrowed her slit? 537 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,999 Where did you read about it in The Enquirer? 538 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,999 Is it in Do It Yourself? 539 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,999 Do you spend your days and nights at the gym? 540 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 And in bars? 541 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,999 You're going home with a guy whose name don't you know? 542 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,533 So he goes in, cums and: "Fred, Fred!" 543 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,680 Fred? Who is Fred? 544 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,900 So, maybe you should yourself answer yourself. 545 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,360 Is this how I want to live? 546 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,800 Does God want me to live like this? 547 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,680 Is there a better life? 548 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,200 Are you looking for something? 549 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,800 My alarm clock in the shape of a beach ball. 550 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,328 This clock is from a collection museum of contemporary art. 551 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,999 It seemed to me that you said it was my apartment too. 552 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:29,999 Because it is. 553 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,008 So why don't I see here none of my stuff. 554 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,680 Michael, your things... 555 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,600 your toys... They… 556 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,680 they are sweet, just like you... 557 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 but you know... 558 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,360 they don't fit here. 559 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,280 I'll explain it like this... 560 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,999 This house is from start to finish designed... 561 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,933 Everything has its place here. 562 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,680 So if we mess it up, 563 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,999 it will ruin its aesthetics. 564 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,600 So I'm cluttering it up? 565 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 NO! 566 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,360 I didn't think so. 567 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,680 These are not just toys. 568 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,800 Some of them are unique. 569 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,600 These Japanese robots 570 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,733 or… Bakelite BatMobil. 571 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,999 It's from World War II, 572 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,680 when there was a shortage of metal. 573 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,133 And… Even if they are worthless, 574 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,680 they have value to me. 575 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,040 Because I love them. 576 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,680 I thought you knew that. 577 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,999 Exactly... 578 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,680 I picked up your phone... 579 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,999 and I rushed straight to you. 580 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,867 What is this urgent matter? 581 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,999 He! 582 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,999 He's here every day stops by for some food. 583 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,999 Suddenly we are one big a happy fucking family. 584 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Well, I don't know 585 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,800 I sense some tension between you and Mel. 586 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,680 He blames me for everything. 587 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,280 Including you. 588 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,999 You should keep your word that you'll give her Gus back. 589 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,999 If she wants a child, she can have her own. 590 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,120 No, he can't. 591 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,680 Gus was supposed to be hers and mine. 592 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,200 Not yours and mine. 593 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:33,999 Lindsay was always complaining 594 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,999 that he never spent enough time with Gus. 595 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,520 You're so fucking helpful. 596 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,999 Can't you do something? 597 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,999 For example? 598 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,999 Reconcile him with Mike? 599 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,867 For him to leave us alone! 600 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,733 Are you kidding? As soon as you mention his name, 601 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,999 he can twist your head. 602 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,999 Yes? I'm about to do that to him too. 603 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,999 He also thinks I've changed 604 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,680 into a cold, unfeeling woman. 605 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,360 Have you changed? 606 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Maybe a little. 607 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,999 So you should find yourself a nice one 608 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,800 a shaggy lesbian therapist and fix it. 609 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,680 That's what Mel wants. 610 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,440 And what do you want? 611 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I want… 612 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,999 I want cake. 613 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,600 Besides, I don't know. 614 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 I only know... 615 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,776 If I start talking, I can tell something I might regret. 616 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,999 This could be good for you. 617 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,999 It would free up some of these evil demons. 618 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:35,999 But I'm not like that. 619 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,200 I'm like a wasp. 620 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,040 From the wasp family 621 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,333 I'll take him to the dance at Woody's. 622 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,999 Great idea. 623 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,040 Thanks Teddy. 624 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,999 You know, I'm not doing this just for you. 625 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,440 Trips with Brian… 626 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,999 it's the best thing that could have happened for my sex life. 627 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,467 Video cassettes: today's promotion of 10 cassettes… 628 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,999 Marley for now. 629 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Bye Tracy. 630 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,733 Goodbye, Mr. Novotny. 631 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Tracy! 632 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,440 Yes, Mr. Novotny? 633 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,200 Can you stop calling me that? 634 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,680 How should I speak to you? 635 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 You could come up with something else. 636 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 I have to go. 637 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,733 You don't have to change your job. 638 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,467 Is there anything wrong with Big Dollar Mart? 639 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,680 It's not the same as Big Q. 640 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,900 No, but there are people there they seem sincere. 641 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,328 You think it's just about that you are gay? 642 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,800 He admits that it could have been like that at the beginning. 643 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,800 But that's not important anymore. 644 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,999 It's not about whether you are gay or straight. 645 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,999 I thought we were friends. 646 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,333 - We are. - Friends trust each other. 647 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,999 What did you think would happen if you told me? 648 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 That I'll tell everyone in the store? 649 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,600 I wouldn't do that. 650 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,200 You didn't know? 651 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,680 I should have known... 652 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,667 but when your whole life you keep it a secret... 653 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,280 Who you are... 654 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,800 you learn not to trust anyone. 655 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,867 And it becomes second nature. 656 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,680 It hurts me when I hurt you. 657 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,267 I would do anything to take it back. 658 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,200 I know I don't deserve to ask... 659 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,533 but can we still be friends? 660 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,680 Do you think we could? 661 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,600 Maybe we can go for coffee and we will find out? 662 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,999 Gladly. 663 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,680 But I really have to go. 664 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 I have a date. 665 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,520 Is he straight? 666 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 We finally have a house to ourselves. 667 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,120 Finally alone. 668 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,467 By the way, Janet and her stupid husband 669 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,999 they finally sent us a card 670 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,200 with congratulations. 671 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 It only took them 3 months. 672 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,733 You're expecting too much, Mel. 673 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 What? 674 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,999 I said you expect too much. 675 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,776 That my sister will finally accept the birth of our son? 676 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000 From me. 677 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,999 You expect all my time my devotion 678 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,999 and if you don't get it you think, that we have a problem. 679 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,999 You're angry, child is more important to me. 680 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,999 You blame me that Brian didn't give you his rights. 681 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,999 And it's my fault that you can't have children. 682 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 It's not fair. 683 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,999 I feel like I've spent half my life apologizing to you. 684 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,533 Trying to convince you that I love you. 685 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,800 But it's not enough for you. 686 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,944 I wonder if I ever will something is enough. 687 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,400 I wanted you to talk and you said. 688 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,467 I'm telling you Hanging out with Brian is exhausting. 689 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,680 But it's worth it for the sex. 690 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,520 Are you sleeping with Brian? 691 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,520 Of course not. 692 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,999 We have a symbiotic relationship. 693 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 My god! 694 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,999 Can it be cured? 695 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,733 You can't lose hope! 696 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,200 It's not a disease. 697 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,999 It's a perfect relationship. 698 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,040 You know like 699 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,680 rhinoceros and tick eater. 700 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,800 The tick eater eats parasites 701 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,440 from rhinoceros skin 702 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,400 and when it flies away, this warns the rhino 703 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,440 against the threat. 704 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 I'm the same way for Brian 705 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,867 an object of ridicule and disgust, 706 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 in itself, 707 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,360 but he feeds me 708 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,999 mouths that he himself does not want. 709 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,440 I mean, with ticks. 710 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,680 Are you doing it for waste? 711 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,867 In bed it doesn't matter. 712 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,600 They look like new ones. 713 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,667 Ted did you ask ask yourself once... 714 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,067 or trips with Brian, who... 715 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,200 fucking hundreds of strangers 716 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,999 Is this really the life you dream of? 717 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,867 I asked... and the answer is: 718 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,120 of course yes! 719 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,999 Have you ever... wondered 720 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,867 does God want me to live like this? 721 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,867 In his wisdom, I assume 722 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,867 decided that someone had to live in Pittsburgh 723 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,933 Have you ever wondered 724 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,733 Is there a better life? 725 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,200 Yes... I thought. 726 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,867 I could be 26 cm dick and look like him. 727 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,440 Who wouldn't? 728 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Hi. 729 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,280 What are you doing here? 730 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,120 I'm looking for you. 731 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,999 How did you find me? 732 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,900 First I asked your mom then David... 733 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,999 Is there anyone you missed? 734 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,120 Then Brian. 735 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,999 Why did you do it? 736 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Get lost. 737 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,999 I told you, it's none of your business. 738 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,999 He said when you are sad or worried 739 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,520 you come here. 740 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,999 That the surroundings of all these comics 741 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 "restores the shine to your eyes." 742 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,360 He said that? 743 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,999 I think he knows you quite well. 744 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,360 He doesn't know me anymore. 745 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Yes. 746 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,440 That's why he gave it to you. 747 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,999 I told him I didn't want to his shitty gift. 748 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Wait. 749 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,999 He misses you. 750 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,999 He's miserable without you. 751 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,200 He deserved it. 752 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,040 He loves you. 753 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:58,999 He will never admit it to this, but it is what it is. 754 00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,999 You know I do. 755 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,680 Brian doesn't love anyone. 756 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,267 He doesn't believe in love, remember? 757 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,600 You are the exception. 758 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,867 That's why he hurt you for you to come back to David. 759 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,999 He knew that if he didn't you will wait for him forever. 760 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Fucking. 761 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,600 It's his way of saying goodbye. 762 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,680 We have new friends 763 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,867 whose dark world will be illuminated, 764 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,533 and then I invite everyone to the hall 765 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,680 for an amazing cake, 766 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,392 which my amazing wife baked. So let's get started. 767 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,440 Hi, I'm Don. 768 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Hi Don 769 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,600 How did I get here… it's a long story 770 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,440 but that's irrelevant. 771 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,999 I saw the light. 772 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Excellent! 773 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,600 Hi, I'm Emmett. 774 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,040 Hi Emmett. 775 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,600 And I want to say... 776 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,933 that I also want to see the light. 777 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,200 What are you doing here? You are married now. 778 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,680 But I can watch it. 779 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,392 What's cool about looking if you can't touch? 780 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,733 - Do you want a beer? - How much did you drink? 781 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,280 - Several. - Too many. 782 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,733 Watch the doctor, not me. 783 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,999 I didn't thank you for the gift. 784 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,999 Gift? 785 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,999 Your guardian angel of me he tracked it down and insisted I take it. 786 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,267 Well, I'll have to punish him severely. 787 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,999 This is the neatest one thing I got. 788 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,200 Of course it is. 789 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Will you dance? 790 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,999 It was weird not talking to you. 791 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,200 I never imagined this. 792 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,733 I heard you were crazy. 793 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,999 Who told you? 794 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,680 Everyone Ted, Lindsay. 795 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,999 They are pathological liars. 796 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:45,999 I wouldn't trust them. 797 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,200 You were depressed. 798 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,733 And how is the happy couple? 799 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,999 Are you really curious? 800 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Not at all. 801 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,999 It'll be ok. 802 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,999 Only he doesn't even know that Superman died 803 00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,999 in the episode: "Infinite Crisis on Earth" 804 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,999 or that BatGirl is a cripple in a wheelchair 805 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,999 after the Joker raped her. Or... 806 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,800 that for one day in 1970 807 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,267 Captain Astro became AstroWoman? 808 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,800 - Exactly. - You're pathetic. 809 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Hi! 810 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Give him time. 811 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000 He will learn. 812 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Hi. 813 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,999 I don't think I saw you all weekend. 814 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,999 Because you haven't seen it. 815 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,680 I've seen you more often 816 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,680 when you didn't live here. 817 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,999 I see you've rearranged the furniture a bit. 818 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,400 I felt like I needed more warmth. 819 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,600 A bit of charm a little bit of something weird. 820 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,120 A little bit of you. 821 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,333 We can remove some of this stuff. 822 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,999 Your move was a big change for me too. 823 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,900 I saw your stuff and I realized 824 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,800 that now we are US again. 825 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,333 That my life is our life now. 826 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,360 I got scared. 827 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,008 I'm glad it's not just me I'm scared as hell. 828 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 You know I… 829 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,999 I've read some of your comics. 830 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,933 - Yes? -You don't mind? 831 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,999 When I was little I didn't have the opportunity. 832 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,200 My parents were quite principled. 833 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,867 You must have read Tolstoy and stuff like that. 834 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,800 In fact, they're even funny. 835 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 You knew 836 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,680 that for one day in 1970, 837 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,467 Captain Astro became Astro... A woman?