1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 He's back! Mick's back! 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 -Mick? -Mick's back! 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 -Mick's back! -He is! Look! 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 -Hi, everyone! -WOMAN: Hi, Mickie! 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 All right, all right! 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 One at a time, let him speak! Speak, Mick. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Oh, it was the adventure of my life. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I had an orange... 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 -Did you? -Oh! 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 I saw a bear kill a man... 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Oh, gosh! 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 And I met the king! 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 No, you didn't! 15 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 -Did you? - 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You met the king? 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 -Yeah. -Ooh, jel. 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Went on his boat. Fishing. 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 -Fishing... -Yeah, he asked me 20 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 -but I said no way I'm leaving you lot. 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Sweetie! 22 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Mick! 23 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 I'd always wanted to visit the city, 24 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 You have. That's always been 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 -You had, yeah. -Ooh, almost forgot. 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I got you all some gifts! 27 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 -That's naughty of you! - 28 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 You didn't think I'd go all that way without 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Got loads of salt. 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 -And... -MAN: For us? 31 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 -WOMAN: Look at them! -I can't believe 32 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Yeah! 33 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 -It's all quality stuff. -That's so generous of you! 34 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Yeah, one each! Yeah! 35 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Help yourselves! 36 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 -Mick, that's naughty... -Help yourselves! 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 -WOMAN: Look at it! 38 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Alison! 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Alison! 40 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Alison! Alison! 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 - Alison! 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Alison! - Oh, my God. 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 CAPTAIN: Alison! Alison! 44 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Alison! 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Alison! Alison! 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Alis... Right. Stand by. 48 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Ready, steady, go! 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 For king and country! 50 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Oh, I feel so sick. 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Can you get me some water? 52 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Get your own w... 53 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I've lost my voice. 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I don't remember leaving the pub. 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Must've had fun. 56 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 At least we don't have to work today. 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 MIKE: Make it stop. 58 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Hello? 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Sorry, who from who? 60 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 -Isabelle from Belle's Weddings? - 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 -Yeah, ah, thanks 62 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Yeah, we're really keen to be on your books... 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 If you'll have us. 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 It's a lovely house. 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Today? 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I wonder if... if... 67 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Okay, today... 68 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Today's fine. Today's fine. 69 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Maybe just sort of, like, late, after... 70 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 1:00 is it? Okay. 71 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 All right. 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Okay, bye! 73 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Oh, my God. 74 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Okay, I just need to shake this off... 75 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Ohh. 76 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Bit of breakfast. 77 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 We'll be fine. 78 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Shut your mouth! It is a mansion! 79 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Yeah, boy! 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 The impertinence! 81 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Oh, this looks like fun! 82 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 The bally nerve! It's gone midnight. 83 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Yeah, it is very late. Yeah, absolutely. 84 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 -Welcome to my house! - 85 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Alison! 86 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Alison... 87 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Oh. 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Oh. 89 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Oh. 90 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 They came back. 91 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I think I did my throat bass. 92 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah, you did. 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh. 94 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Shall we just call back and cancel? 95 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 No way, we need it. 96 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 We can get this clean in time. 97 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Have you seen my other shoe? 98 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Uh-uh. 99 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Okay. You get people out. 100 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 No. 101 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I'm going to get bin bags. 102 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 She awakes. 103 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Oh, God. 104 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 As radiant as the sunrise itself. 105 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 My mouth tastes like the inside of a bin. 106 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 I would have made you breakfast if I could. 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Perhaps a lamb's kidney and onion. 108 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Oh, stop it! 109 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I wanted to thank you for last night. 110 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 I'll never forget those words you said to me. 111 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 What did I say? 112 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Something that touched me very deeply. 113 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Forgive me, I know I've not had 114 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 but I wonder if I might... 115 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Thomas, it's fine. You're part of the family. 116 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Thank you, Alison, a thousand thank-yous! 117 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Oh, that! Yeah, yeah, I meant it. 118 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Are you okay? 119 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Okay. 120 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 -It's home time. 121 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Come on, man. It's time to go. 122 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Why d'you sound like Batman? 123 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I lost my voice. You've got to go home, bruv. 124 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Got a wedding planner coming to look 125 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Come on, then. 126 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 -Where are your shoes? - 127 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I'll go. 128 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Oh, hi, Michael. Sorry about that. 129 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I was just wondering if you could just 130 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 -We're a bit fragile. -We're actually just finished. 131 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 -At last! - 132 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 We'll miss them, won't we? 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 We made rather an exciting discovery, actually. 134 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Because, you see, none of the surrounding 135 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 so we know the disease was brought here... 136 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 -That's new. 137 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 ...by a visitor or an individual who went elsewhere and returned. 138 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 It could be anyone, I suppose, couldn't it? 139 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 But then we found a few samples of textiles and furs 140 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 and we can be certain that they were host 141 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 to plague-carrying fleas. 142 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Once they got out, you've got no chance! 143 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I'm so sorry. I didn't know. 144 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 I don't think sorry's going to cut it, mate. 145 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Ah, Alison, there you are! 146 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Would you mind putting Guernsey's Nazi Past 147 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I haven't watched my football yet. 148 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Would you kindly tell Patrick that he missed his turn 149 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 and a miss is as good as a mile? 150 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Guys, please, can you keep it down? 151 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 -No, Alison, I'm sorry... -I don't care! 152 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 She doesn't! 153 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 -Alison! - 154 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Oh, I... Actually, I can't... 155 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I can't deal with this this morning. 156 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 So hungover... I actually, genuinely... 157 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Hm, you need a remedy. 158 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Hair of the dog, love. Just drink more booze. 159 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 -Did you say that last night? -Yes. 160 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I have the cure. 161 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Soak some mushrooms in milk of the goat and vinegar 162 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 till it's all warm and musty... 163 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 -No, stop it... - 164 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Well, you see, Alison, 165 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 this is what happens when you overindulge. 166 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 -Square! -When you give in 167 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 You reap what you sow. You reap what you sow, 168 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 and now the soil returns... 169 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Hey. 170 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Morrow. 171 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh, actually, no, yeah, good. 172 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Hey, look. Cola! 173 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Best thing for it. 174 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Oh, God, that is... 175 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 -Oh, no, sorry. -Ah, here she is! 176 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 The madam! The hostess! 177 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Just when I think you have grasped the responsibility 178 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 you turn this place into a den of iniquity, 179 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 inviting goodness-knows-who to do goodness-knows-what. 180 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Sorry, I think someone's hid my clothes. 181 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Good Lord! 182 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I shudder to think what happened under this roof last night. 183 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 This place is full of breakables, 184 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 treasured family heirlooms, 185 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 irreplaceable bits of historical... 186 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Nothing's damaged and it's just a mess 187 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 So, just don't... don't worry. 188 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Well, don't think I won't notice. 189 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Oh, God! 190 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Where's Dante? 191 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Dante? 192 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 The dog. 193 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 -Can we get a photo with him? -Oh, yes, let's get 194 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 -Have you got your phone? -A photograph with the girls! 195 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Here's to me, too! 196 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 -Cheers! -KITTY: Cheers! 197 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Kitty's having a wonderful time at the party! Don't forget me! 198 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 -That's good! -My turn! 199 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 My turn! Take a photo with me! 200 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Alison! Alison, sorry to bother you. 201 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 The Captain asked me to convey a message 202 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 just to turn the music off 203 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 and to "cease talking immediately." 204 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Tell him to stick it. 205 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Okay. 206 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Oh! 207 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Oh! 208 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 -He's not here. -Ooh, you're in trouble now. 209 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 But I thought he was just an ornament. 210 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 No, he did mean a lot to Lady B. 211 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Loved it like her own child. 212 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Once told me she loved it more than anything else 213 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Well, I'm sure that... 214 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 -Thanks, Alison. Great party! -Same time next week? 215 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 -Ha-ha-ha. No! -MIKE: I don't think so, mate. 216 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Good luck, mate! You're not going to make it. 217 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 -Oh! -Oh, yes! 218 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Yeah, boy! 219 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 -Ready? -I was born ready. 220 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 'Tis a fair old wangle, that. You haven't got the strength. 221 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,000 -I got this. -Whoa! Ha-hey! 222 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 -"Stick it"? -Wahey! 223 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Afraid so. 224 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 -In my bottom, presumably. -Ohh. 225 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well, you go down there and you tell her... 226 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Me turn! 227 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Whoa! Whoa! 228 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Wahey! 229 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Yes! Well done! 230 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 -Told you! -It's a stupid game anyways. 231 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 You stupid. 232 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I didn't think this through... 233 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Just getting my shoes. 234 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I can't say I'm surprised that something 235 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 -I'll have to tell her, of course. 236 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 I will not allow Fanny to be deceived 237 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 -No more war documentaries, then. 238 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 It's classified. She'd have to kill me first. 239 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,000 -Well, you know what I mean. -Right. Find the dog. Clean up. 240 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Two hours... Oh, my word! Wow! Why? 241 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 What are you doing up here? 242 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 We're actually going to live up here now, actually. 243 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 -Mick killed us all. -Which is not remotely cool. 244 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 245 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 We can't be sharing the place with these plebeians. 246 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 -What? -He gave us all the plague. 247 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Yeah, look. 248 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And this. 249 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 - 250 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 -And this. -Oh, what even is it? 251 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 -Guys, please! -Oh, here she is! 252 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Guys, please, please... 253 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Piss off, Mick! 254 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Can you please go back downstairs? 255 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Because, no offence, but you're actually 256 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 We're not going anywhere. 257 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 -Mick should go if anyone's doing going! 258 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 -Order! Order! 259 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 We need to come to an understanding here. 260 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 These... people... 261 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 People? Yeah. People. 262 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 These people deserve a full inquiry, chaired by me. 263 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Get to the bottom of this business. 264 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Ha! You couldn't get to the bottom of a birdbath. 265 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I'll have you know I have extensive experience 266 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 It'll be nice to be the one asking the questions, 267 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 for a change. Haa... 268 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Come on, then, oiks. 269 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Come on, let's go. 270 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Not all of you, just your sharpest minds. 271 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Well, that's definitely me. You go through. 272 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 -Do I have to come? -Yeah, you have to come. 273 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 It's all about you, innit? Right, you stay here. 274 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 No, you stay. You definitely stay. 275 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Right, you guys search for Dante. 276 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 And tell the others. I've got to clear up. 277 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 -Patrick, you get the others... -Right, you find the others... 278 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 -I'll begin the search. -I'll start looking upstairs. 279 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 BOTH: I'm not taking orders from you! 280 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 What is the matter with you two this morning? 281 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Can you just... Can you just 282 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Well... 283 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Oh, boy. 284 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Don't do it, mate. Whatever it is, don't do it. 285 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 -Ohh! -No, no, no, no, no... 286 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Come on! 287 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Alison! 288 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Alison! 289 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 She can't hear you. I can't hear you. 290 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 JULIAN: Yes, here we go. 291 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 A bit more of that. 292 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 It's called a Long and Strong. 293 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 It's called a Long and Strong. 294 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 -And a slug of dark rum. -Dark rum! 295 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 -Yeah! -Ohh! 296 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Oh, no! Oh, no! I spilled wine on him. 297 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 I've heard white wine helps. 298 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 -Got it. -Oh, yeah, salt helps. 299 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Is that helping? 300 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Maybe try white wine. 301 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Actually, white wine's meant to be best, isn't it? 302 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I said it first! 303 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Nice little bath! 304 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I said it first! 305 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 That's a good dog. You're fine. 306 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Where are you? 307 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Who? Who are you looking for? 308 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Nothing. No one. Mike. 309 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Ah. Well, I saw him going upstairs. 310 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 No trousers on. No shoes. At this hour! 311 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I'll tell him. 312 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Hmm. 313 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Oh, God. 314 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 And, Mick, 315 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:18,000 is it fair to say that these boxes of cloths and furs 316 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 could have been brought in by anyone? 317 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 No, I brought that box back 318 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 when I come back from London when I gone there. 319 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 -He confesses! -Killer! 320 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 He's just admitted to it! 321 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Order! Order! 322 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Shut up a second, please! 323 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 -Oh, right, you do it for her! -Has anyone seen a stuffed dog? 324 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 -Mick probably killed it. -Gone walkies, has he? 325 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah. 326 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 -You can't teach an old dog new tricks! 327 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Hey, stay out of my personal dance space! 328 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 You call that dancing? 329 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000 You do but bounce, boy! 330 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I bounce good! 331 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 CAPTAIN: Stop it! Stop it! 332 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Patrick! 333 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Patrick! What on God's green earth do you think 334 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 -Well... -I sent you down here 335 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 to stop this nonsense and now you're joining in! 336 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Carousing! You are a spineless little traitor! 337 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 -Oh, naff off, you wazzock! -Yes! 338 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 -Go out of it! -You'll see. Right! 339 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 CAPTAIN: He's the wazzock... 340 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,000 -Oh, there, there. What ails thee? 341 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Alison... hates me! 342 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Let it all out. 343 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I always feel better after little cry. 344 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Have a little rest in here. 345 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Oh. 346 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Oh, God! 347 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Oh, half an hour! 348 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Mike! 349 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I could really do with your help down here! 350 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I could do with your help up here! 351 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 -Ah. -I've just checked in there. 352 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Well, I'd like to check for myself, please, Patrick. 353 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000 -Fine. Fine. -Checking what? 354 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 In my room? 355 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Mice. 356 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Yes. Robin spotted some earlier in the kitchen. 357 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 And we know you're not fond, so we thought we'd... ch-check. 358 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Dante! 359 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Dan... 360 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Who's Daniel? 361 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Oh, I was just doing a song about the nice names. 362 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Daniel, Veronica 363 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Ugh. 364 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I already checked in there. 365 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 No one listen to me. I don't know why I bother. 366 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Sorry. 367 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Oh, she sleeps now. 368 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Look so peaceful. 369 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Oh! 370 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Right, well, he's not in there. No need to look again. 371 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 What's going on? 372 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 -Y... -What? 373 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Tony! 374 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Tony! 375 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Tony! Tony! 376 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Tone... No, no, no, no. 377 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Tone... Tone... Tony! Tony! 378 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Long way down! You know that. 379 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Oh... 380 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Any luck? 381 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 -Negative. -Nothing, I'm afraid. 382 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 -And you? -Uh. 383 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 I might know where he is. 384 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Oh, thank goodness, Kitty. Where? 385 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Oh, you can hear me now, can you? 386 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 You've decided I exist again? 387 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Oh, God. Kitty, you know that it's very difficult 388 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Actually, I think I tried to tell you that last night. 389 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I'm so sorry, Kitty, but I can't talk right now, 390 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 because I've got guests here. 391 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I can't talk right now 392 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 because I've got guests here. 393 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I... 394 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Oh! I thought you were talking to someone else called Kitty. 395 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 No. 396 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Well, that's fine, then. 397 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Friends forever. 398 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Great. Great. 399 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Yes, so where's Dante? 400 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Have you tried by the front door? 401 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 That's where he usually is. 402 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 -Thank you, Kitty. -You're welcome! 403 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000 There's no way we're going back down there with him. 404 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I said I was sorry. I'm really sorry. 405 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 -You killed my kids, mate. -I've got a boil the size of... 406 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Look, look, look, we all have 407 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 you know, but we move on. 408 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I'm sure you can all remember something that annoyed you 409 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 but that after a while... You know? 410 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Yeah, like when John milked my cow 411 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 -There you are. -I asked your wife. 412 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 -That's not good enough, though, is it? 413 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 -in my own marriage? -What I'm saying... 414 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 -Walter ate my best apple. -Only 'cause he widdled 415 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 -He did do that. I saw him. -Yeah. 416 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 -I improved it, if anything. -What? 417 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Yeah, you can't do faces. I'm sorry, you can't do faces. 418 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 What's that got to do... 419 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 I would have killed you if he hadn't killed you! 420 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 -I would have bled you out... -Order! Order! 421 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Mike? What are you doing? 422 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 She'll be here soon! 423 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000 So, how goes the search? 424 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 What, for the dog or the husband? 425 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Ha. You'd think he'd be more helpful 426 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you? 427 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000 I've been thinking... about what you said. 428 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 And I know nothing has changed. 429 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 But everything has changed, has it not? 430 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 -If we could only... -Mike! 431 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Honestly, he's probably asleep again. 432 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Snoring, as he was last night. 433 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 What? 434 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Thank you for walking me home. 435 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And thank you. 436 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 It really was the merriest party this house has seen 437 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I shall bid you goodnight, then. 438 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Thomas? 439 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Yes? 440 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 If I was 400 years older... 441 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 and... you were alive... 442 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 and we were the same age, and if I wasn't, 443 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 you know, with Mike, then... 444 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 you and me might have... 445 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Night. 446 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Oh, my goodness. 447 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Oh, Thomas, I didn't mean to... 448 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Dante! 449 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Oh, God. 450 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Can we please get back to the business in hand? 451 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 You're not very good at this, are you? 452 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Excuse me! I'm not about to take diplomacy lessons 453 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000 from a diseased, unwashed... you know! 454 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 -I beg your pardon? -Sorry? 455 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 What's that supposed to mean? "Unwashed"? 456 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 I had a bath every year. 457 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Well... you smell! 458 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 There, I said it. 459 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 That's a nasty thing to say. 460 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Not just him. Yeah, you all do. 461 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 -How dare you? -What are you saying? 462 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 It isn't the point... 463 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 -Hang on, you can't take it back now! 464 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 No, I don't want to take it back. 465 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 You smell of dung, of caca, of poo-poo. 466 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Yes! I don't know how I thought this could work. 467 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 None of you have got any respect. 468 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 You know, that's the problem with the common man... 469 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 he doesn't know when to shut up 470 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 and listen to the voice of reason. 471 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Oh, God, this is... Oh, God, it's really horrible. 472 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Just stuff its head back into shape 473 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Yes, I know, but... 474 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 -Maybe use some tissues or something. 475 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 -Underneath the tail. -Bum. Bum. 476 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 She's coming! 477 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 -Quick, quick, quick. -THOMAS: Start stuffing. 478 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper. 479 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Oh, God. 480 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000 MARY: You're doing it! KITTY: Stay calm. 481 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 -KITTY: Shh, shh. -Oh, God, he's still wet. 482 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Stick him by the fire, he'll soon dry out. 483 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Make haste! 484 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 -Yeah, no, yeah, no. 485 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Yeah, no... 486 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 -Oh! Nice to see you. -Oh, hello, you! 487 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 CAPTAIN: Hello, Fanny. ROBIN: How are you doing? 488 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 What's Dante doing there? 489 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Well, I was just tidying up and I thought 490 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 that we should try him in a new spot. 491 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000 -Yes, he's nice there. - 492 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 He used to like sitting by the fire. 493 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 -Ugh. 494 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Oh, yeah, that'll be the pigeons, mate. 495 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Amazing how much they produce. 496 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 We did it. 497 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Well, I did it. 498 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Well, it was difficult, but my careful diplomacy 499 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 led them to a full reconciliation. 500 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I'm not staying up here with him. 501 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 I'd rather live with Mick, and he killed my whole family. 502 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 -I am sorry. -That's all right, Mick. 503 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,000 -They were lovely furs. -MICK: Yeah, to die for. 504 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 -I suppose... -You know, people say things... 505 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 -...sometimes you get carried away... 506 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 ...and I really didn't mean to, and... 507 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Well, all I want to say is I'm sorry... 508 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 -...I'd like to forget... -...and it's good to have you 509 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 We cool? 510 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Yeah, we be cool. 511 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Okay. 512 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Mike, where are you? She's here! 513 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 -Oh, God. - 514 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Okay, everyone, shh! 515 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Welcome to Button House! 516 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Ow! 517 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 -Urgh! -