1 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,800 I just wonder if there could be someone out there. 2 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,280 -You seek a soulmate? -Uh-oh. 3 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,080 Jane: She just has so much to deal with, 4 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,640 what with the separation and the house move. 5 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,360 I'm basically running the whole show now. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,120 Tell that penny-pinching husband of yours 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,680 that I'll need to release some funds. 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,440 It's just basic bookkeeping. Just get on with it. 9 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,200 This isn't what I signed up for, Janey. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,280 You'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are. 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,960 -It's just never-ending drama. -I hate you! 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,720 Aleksandra: Luis Castillo. 13 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,840 Tall, dark and very charming. 14 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,360 Jane: Lovely suit. 15 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,880 Luis has a trip to the Greek islands. 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,280 I was just saying this morning 17 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,320 Sarah always says I work too hard. 18 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,240 You said you wanted to show me the islands. 19 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,520 You wanted me to meet your friends, because we're a couple. 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,840 That is what couples do. 21 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,360 But it's not working for me anymore. 22 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,080 This has to stop, d'you hear? 23 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,960 Claudia: Jane, could I have a word? 24 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,680 Jane: What is it? 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,840 Claudia: Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 26 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,120 I'm terribly sorry. 27 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,520 Jane: She didn't even do it in person. 28 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,040 After everything we've been through. 29 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,240 What's wrong with me, Mum? I'm so tired of it all. 30 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,080 Tommy: Here you are with two pink drinks 31 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,640 and no one to talk to. 32 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,440 Madame Vasso: This man will bring great passion 33 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,920 into your life. 34 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,520 Once you meet him, there'll be no going back. 35 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,560 Tommy: I would like the police to come and split us up. 36 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,440 To stop us from hurting each other. 37 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,360 DCI Douglas: The woman can't've just disappeared. 38 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,600 Radio Newsreader: But as time passes, speculation is growing. 39 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,960 Could Jane Andrews have killed the man she loved? 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,680 So, uh, what did she buy? 41 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,400 Two boxes of painkillers and a pack of lacy thongs. 42 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,440 Apparently, she tried to buy more tablets, 43 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,760 but they wouldn't sell them to her. 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,000 You think we could be looking at a murder-suicide? 45 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 DCI Douglas: Except why would you bother buying sexy lingerie 46 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,200 if you're planning on topping yourself? 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,000 Maybe she wanted clean underwear? 48 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,280 Anyway, the mobile company got a hit on her phone soon after. 49 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,800 She was just outside Southampton, headed west. 50 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,000 And there's been no further contact with the ex-husband? 51 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,200 None. But apparently signal around there is pretty patchy. 52 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,520 Did the, uh, SOCOs find her passport? 53 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,880 His was in the office, but there's no sign of hers. 54 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,200 Right, we need to issue an "all ports" warning. 55 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,000 If we let her leave the country, then it's game over. 56 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,520 I know, sir. But I don't think she will. 57 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,920 All I know is we're three days into a national manhunt, 58 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,840 and we're still no closer to bringing her in. 59 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,280 She walked straight into a supermarket. 60 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,240 Didn't even hide her face. 61 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,800 If she's taking risks, 62 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,640 maybe she intends to be dead 63 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,560 before we can get to her. 64 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,280 Well, she'd better bloody not be. 65 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,040 Tommy: Crikey! 66 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,200 A domestic goddess in every sense. 67 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,880 You are a bloody marvel. 68 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,960 Well, I think we're almost there. 69 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,320 I've put out the wine glasses -- 70 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,440 they just need to go on the table. 71 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,360 -Red and white? -Of course. 72 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,880 Because if a thing's worth doing... 73 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,560 Jane:...it's worth doing right. 74 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,480 Sarah: That's very kind. It's wonderful to be here. 75 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,560 Alright, come on then, you! Let's get some music on. 76 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,280 They should be here any minute. 77 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,120 Sarah: Thank you. I'm so glad. 78 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,840 Host: So let's start with young Sarah. 79 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,440 That happy, confident girl 80 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,320 the whole world fell in love with. 81 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,200 But that wasn't the whole story, was it? 82 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,000 Sarah: Yes, well, as we were saying, 83 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,520 I worked so terribly hard to make everyone else happy. 84 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,840 It's that common thing when parents split. 85 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,880 The child just feels, well... 86 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,960 You want desperately to make things alright. 87 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,880 And I was so desperate... 88 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,240 ...for approval, for love. 89 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,920 But I never felt that I deserved it. 90 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,280 Tommy: Jane? 91 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,800 -Sarah: And then, out of the blue, 92 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,280 this handsome, gorgeous man appeared. 93 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,040 -Host: And not just a man... -Tommy: Janey? 94 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,200 -Host: ...a prince? -Sarah: Yes. 95 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,840 -Darling, they're here. -Sarah: Yes, exactly. 96 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,160 I literally met my Prince Charming. 97 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,400 I fell in love and I married him. 98 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,080 Host: So now you're living the fairy tale? 99 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,760 That's right. At first I was. 100 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,360 But then reality comes... 101 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,240 -That's so good. -Jane: Yes. 102 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,760 Yeah, absolutely. 103 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,160 Right. 104 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,520 -Time for a toast, I think. -Guest: Ooh. 105 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,120 -Janey. -Aw. 106 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,560 Tommy: For creating this magnificent feast. 107 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,160 -Hear, hear. -Francesca: Well done, darling. 108 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,760 -Duncan: Janey. -All: To Janey. 109 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,680 Francesca: Cheers. Cheers, darling. 110 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,520 Tommy: Despite my woefully ill-equipped kitchen. 111 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,880 -Well, we'll soon change that. -Leo: Uh-oh, Tommy. 112 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,280 First, it's the kitchen. 113 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,040 Next, she'll be throwing out your boy's toys 114 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,760 and buying bloody potpourri. 115 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,240 Please, God, she'll make him lose the trophy display. 116 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,520 Oi! 117 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,880 And those shirtless boat pictures. 118 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,320 -Tommy: Oh. -Oh, I don't know. 119 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,720 I rather like the pictures. 120 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,240 -Oh, I know you do. -And those short shorts. 121 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,600 -Oh, I've never seen these. -Alright. 122 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,200 I'm not just a piece of meat, you know. 123 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,000 Yes, you are, mate. 124 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,560 No, I am. Yes, no I am, you're right. 125 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,960 Duncan: Okay. 126 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,680 Leo: Alright, well, um, if we are making toasts, 127 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,040 I actually have a bit of an announcement. 128 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:34,560 Um, to my utter amazement and deep joy, 129 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,560 this gorgeous creature to my left 130 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,400 has finally agreed to marry me. 131 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,320 Josh: Oh, that's fantastic news, congratulations! 132 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,200 Francesca: Congratulations, you two. 133 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,960 Yes, congratulations. That's wonderful. 134 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,080 -Thank you. -Glasses down, everybody. 135 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,600 -This calls for champagne. -It was always you. 136 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,200 It was always you. 137 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,640 Did you see? I just perked up immediately. 138 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,240 Francesca: On my 15th drink, but you know. 139 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,680 Duncan: Are you sure about this, though, Mills? 140 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,720 -He's the one? -He wore me down somehow. 141 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,080 -Francesca: That helped. -Josh: That helps. 142 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,400 Francesca: Yeah, it does help. 143 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,440 Duncan: Diamonds help. That'll do it. 144 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,520 -Can I see? -Oh, yeah. 145 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,840 Oh, wow! 146 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,720 Excellent clarity. 147 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,520 That's a very good setting for that cut. 148 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,760 Camilla: Oh, yes. 149 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,840 You work in a jewellers, don't you? 150 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,440 Ah, well, I do at the moment, yes, 151 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,920 but I learnt about diamonds 152 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,560 when I was with the Royal family. 153 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,080 Janey was the Duchess of York's personal assistant. 154 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,160 Yes, but she doesn't like to mention it. 155 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,640 -It really is a lovely ring. -Camilla: Thank you. 156 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,040 Josh: It's gorgeous. 157 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,640 Leo: I'm glad you liked it. It cost a bit. 158 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,160 Oh, no. Stop it. Don't be beastly. 159 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,360 Francesca: Come on. So, when's the wedding? 160 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,800 -Probably in the spring. -Well, hang on. 161 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,400 I'd better get a wriggle on with, er, 162 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,920 planning the stag, Duncan? 163 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,040 -Yes. -Oh, I'm not sure about that-- 164 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,360 What d'you mean, you're "not so sure"? 165 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,760 Absolute rubbish. 166 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,440 We're having a stag do, end of story, thank you. 167 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,800 Surely that's the whole point of getting married? 168 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,160 Well, maybe not the whole point. 169 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,240 You two planning a stag? You're joking. 170 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,480 I'm best man. I'm in charge 171 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,280 Anyway, stems, everybody... 172 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,520 -To the happy couple. -Francesca: To the happy couple. 173 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,800 -All: Cheers. -Congratulations. 174 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,680 Remember, um, Mickey's stag? In "Bar- the -lona"? 175 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,320 I remember that stripper took a shine to Tommy. 176 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,040 Tommy: She -- she was a lovely young lady. 177 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,640 And we had a very interesting conversation about football. 178 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,960 -Football? -Tommy: Football. 179 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,440 That's what you were talking about? 180 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,960 Leo: Oh, I missed that. 181 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,160 Um, what's this? 182 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,360 Well, you know our Tommy. 183 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,840 Can't say no to a pretty face. 184 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,240 Well, unless they're tryin' to tie him down. 185 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,080 -Okay, that's enough of that. -And then he runs for the hills. 186 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,360 -Camilla: Leo. -Well, at least he used to. 187 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,400 Well, I wish I knew some of this before you asked me to move in. 188 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,560 Don't pay any attention. 189 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,520 How's the wrist, by the way? 190 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,640 Duncan. 191 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,520 It's much better. Thank you. 192 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,520 -Good. -Tommy: More champagne? 193 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,760 She was determined to get her feet under the table. 194 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,840 The wrist thing just gave her an excuse. 195 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,600 Leo: I think she was just strapped for cash 196 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,240 and needed to rent out her flat. 197 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:17,080 Janey said they'd been dancing and then she fell. 198 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,640 I didn't buy it. 199 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,400 And eventually... 200 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,400 ...she told me that he'd pushed her 201 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,000 over the open door of the dishwasher. 202 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,320 She tripped. Or she did it on purpose. 203 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,440 Either way, she got what she wanted. 204 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,360 Duncan obviously got it from somewhere. 205 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,040 Jesus Christ. Give it a rest, will you? 206 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,040 No, it's just lovely to know that's how you talk about me 207 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,440 with all of your friends. 208 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,080 Don't be ridiculous. 209 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,160 Jane: The way that he said, "How's your wrist?" 210 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,640 was so fucking snide. 211 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,040 I could have punched him! 212 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,960 Tommy: Dunc was just winding you up 213 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,040 and you have over-reacted, as usual. 214 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,560 So what, I'm supposed to just sit there 215 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,720 and take it then, am I? 216 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,520 Darling, there's nothing to "take". 217 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,360 You're just being too bloody sensitive, Janey. 218 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,720 Look, Dunc was just being Dunc. 219 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,280 Oh, yeah, good old Dunc. 220 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,040 If you love him so much, why don't you just go 221 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,480 and live with Dunc instead? 222 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,120 Tommy: Honey, I would, but his feet stink. 223 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,000 And besides, I've heard he's shit in bed. 224 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,920 Also, there is this... 225 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,520 ...sexy little minx that I've had my eye on. 226 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,680 -Oh, yeah? -Mm. 227 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,400 Sure there's not some stripper you'd rather be screwing? 228 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,800 No. 229 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,680 There's only one woman I want to screw. 230 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,120 If I can get her to stop talking for five minutes. 231 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,120 Five minutes hardly seems worth it. 232 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,640 Trust me, lady. 233 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,600 It'll be worth it. 234 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,960 So you're sure you don't want me to go? 235 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,960 No-one's going anywhere. 236 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,600 Glad to hear it. 237 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,400 'Cause if you left me, Tommy, 238 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,440 I don't know what I would do. 239 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,240 Stop. 240 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,480 Put them on first, yeah? 241 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,240 -Yeah? -Yeah. 242 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,000 You know how much I like it. 243 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,640 Yep, I know, Mum, but Leo wanted somewhere more central 244 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,200 for his stag do, so we chose Berlin. 245 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,560 I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you, too. 246 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,040 Okay, alright. Bye, Mum. Bye. 247 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,360 Can't believe you're leaving me for a whole weekend. 248 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,520 I know. 249 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,640 But think just how good it'll will be when I get back. 250 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,640 You should make the most of it. 251 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,920 Call up one of your girlfriends, go out on the town. 252 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,760 Maybe I'll meet a nice young man. 253 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,480 You'd better bloody not. 254 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 There it is. 255 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,280 Call me when you get to Berlin, yeah? 256 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,240 Of course. 257 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,200 -That'll be Dunc. -You won't forget? 258 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,400 I won't forget. 259 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,880 Tommy: Alright, chaps! 260 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,240 Duncan: There he is. Got the hat? 261 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,360 ...having trouble getting people to pay attention. 262 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,040 But that means-- 263 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,680 What did they say about Princess Diana's dress? 264 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,320 "Oh, doesn't it look crumpled?" 265 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,880 But they didn't say that about yours. 266 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,080 Because you've got such nice, broad shoulders, 267 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,840 the strapless looks wonderful. 268 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,800 Yeah, and all the work you've put into them, Angelie. 269 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,120 That's right. Paying off on your wedding day. 270 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,040 Contrary to popular belief, 271 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,720 strapless dresses really do suit most people. 272 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,800 They show off shoulders beautifully. 273 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,120 And if you've got a small bust, they're dead easy to wear. 274 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,200 If you want to wear one and you've got a big bust, 275 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,600 well just make jolly sure that the underwear you wear 276 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,240 is the right kind of underwear. 277 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,400 You don't want this sort of hanging out-- 278 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,200 Tommy: Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone. 279 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,720 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 280 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,880 Hey, it's me. 281 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,320 Assuming you've safely arrived in Deutschland. 282 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,160 Give me a call when you can, yeah? 283 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,880 Miss you already. 284 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,680 Jane: Hi, Tommy. It's me again. 285 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,600 So...still no word. 286 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,760 For all I know, you could be dead in a ditch somewhere. 287 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,480 So if you could just call me back, 288 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,440 it would be good to know that you're still alive. 289 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,080 No! 290 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,400 So you need to get out of the fucking strip club 291 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,560 and call me back. 292 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,000 I'm not joking, Tommy. 293 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,600 You need to call me back. Immediately. 294 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,000 Do you hear me?! 295 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,560 You can't just fucking ignore me, Tommy. 296 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,320 It's not fucking funny! You fucking bastard! 297 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,480 Duncan: Hi, it's Duncan. You know what to do. 298 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,400 Duncan, it's Jane. 299 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,600 Look, um, I'd really appreciate it 300 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,640 if you could please tell Tommy to tear himself away 301 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,280 from all the naked bloody tits and call me. 302 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,400 Okay? 303 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,560 Leo: This is Leo. Sorry I can't take your call at the moment, 304 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,240 but please leave a message. 305 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240 Leo, Jane again. 306 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,080 If you're with Tommy, which I'm sure you are, 307 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,480 I need you to tell him to pick up the phone and call me. 308 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,240 This has gone beyond a joke. Do you understand? 309 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,920 She was desperately hurt. It was a real betrayal. 310 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,480 If anything, the thing about "old slippers." 311 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,080 Well, it was a compliment. 312 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,720 He just meant that he was very comfortable with her. 313 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,680 Janey described some of the things that he'd written, 314 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,640 and I certainly wouldn't have been happy either. 315 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,440 Served her right. 316 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,440 She shouldn't have gone poking about. 317 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,680 Tommy: Hello? Jane? 318 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,640 Look, it's not what you think. 319 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,360 I didn't actually do anything, Jane. 320 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,360 It's just a stupid bit of fun. 321 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,720 I read the emails. 322 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,840 Yeah, okay. They sounded bad, but... 323 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,160 ...it wasn't real. 324 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,040 It was just fantasy. Just... 325 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,680 ...harmless fetishes. 326 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,680 Who is she? 327 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,280 She's no-one. She's... 328 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,720 She's just a woman that I met at a trade show, that's... 329 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,480 God. 330 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,800 Jane... 331 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,600 Nothing actually happened. 332 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,720 It's not like I slept with her. 333 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,520 We just sent a couple of emails. 334 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,240 You don't love me at all, do you? 335 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,760 Jane, that's not true. 336 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,880 You've never loved me. 337 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,080 Oh, God, I wish I was dead. 338 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,320 Tommy: Jane, please don't say that. 339 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,760 You mustn't say things like that, okay? 340 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,920 -I'm really, really sorry. -Why shouldn't I? 341 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,760 If you don't love me, I'd rather be dead. 342 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,600 Tommy: Ja- Jane, look... 343 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,880 I am really sorry. 344 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,840 We're good. I promise, I promise. 345 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,760 I can see this is very distressing. 346 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,200 He said it didn't mean anything. 347 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,280 It was just a stupid flirtation 348 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,360 and I was the one that was overreacting. 349 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,680 I don't know, maybe I am. 350 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,160 It's not like he actually slept with her. 351 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,360 We've talked about how people can try to... 352 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,320 ...minimise your feelings 353 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,920 so they don't have to deal with them. 354 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,600 Your parents, for example. 355 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,480 Right. 356 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,000 Simon: I remember you said there were certain things 357 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,080 that happened in your childhood... 358 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,360 ...that they didn't want to know about. 359 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah. 360 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,720 It was all just swept under the carpet. 361 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,040 Simon: Do you feel that's what's happening here? 362 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960 I don't know. 363 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,600 Maybe... 364 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,720 It's just my whole life revolves around him. 365 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,200 Forget about what I want, what I need. 366 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,520 It's always about Tommy. 367 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,440 If I just knew for sure where we were headed, 368 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,000 then, I...I could relax. 369 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,640 Could you tell him you feel this way? 370 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,560 What's the point? He wouldn't understand. 371 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,720 But if you want to establish clearer boundaries, 372 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,720 he needs to know what behaviour you find unacceptable. 373 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,280 I can't carry on like this, Tommy. 374 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,840 You hurt me so much. 375 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,600 And the truth is... 376 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,000 ...it sent me to... 377 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,040 a very dark...place. 378 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,240 And it's a place that I have been in before. 379 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,000 What d'you mean? 380 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,240 I know you thought I was just making threats. 381 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,720 But the fact is, I, um... 382 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,920 I have tried to kill myself in the past. 383 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,040 God. 384 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,440 Jane: I don't want to go into details. 385 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,040 But it's happened more than once, 386 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,800 and I can't be with someone 387 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,680 who might push me into feeling like that again. 388 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,000 No. 389 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,640 Of course not, um... 390 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400 ...I'm so sorry. 391 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,880 So if you would... 392 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,080 ...rather be with this woman in Las Vegas -- 393 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,040 No. No, no. That was never the thi-- 394 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,560 Or you've decided that you'd never want to settle down. 395 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,440 That's... No, I... Look, I... 396 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,560 I definitely think about... 397 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,480 marriage and... and kids and all of those things. 398 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,560 Okay. 399 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,680 I just... 400 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,560 need to know that we're heading in the same direction. 401 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,000 It's not that I'm... 402 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,200 ...expecting you to propose tomorrow, 403 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,120 maybe six months down the line. 404 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,200 Yeah. 405 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,640 I just need to know that you're not using me. 406 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,520 I wouldn't do that. 407 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,360 I wouldn't. Okay? 408 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,760 Don't ever hurt me again, Tommy. 409 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,760 I really couldn't bear it. 410 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,320 She started texting a couple of hours ago. 411 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,480 It's been nonstop ever since. 412 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,960 My inbox is practically full, 413 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,720 but I didn't think I should delete anything. 414 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,360 She's obviously in a terrible state. 415 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,960 Francesca, we have CCTV footage 416 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,920 that shows Jane buying quite a lot of painkillers. 417 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,640 So, as you can imagine, 418 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,800 we're extremely concerned for her well-being. 419 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,680 We need you to talk to her. 420 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,360 Try and get her to tell you exactly where she is. 421 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,760 You think you could do that? 422 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,840 I can try. 423 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,640 Right then... another one for the Majesty. 424 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,680 Happy Birthday to the Queen Mother. 425 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,680 Camilla: To the Queen Mother! 426 00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,680 Duncan: Bless the old dear. 427 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,680 Jane: Happy birthday! 428 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,960 Oh, my God, Tommy. 429 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,280 -Oh, Jesus. -Jane: Shall we? 430 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,680 Yes, indeed. Duncan, do me a favour, old boy. 431 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,680 -Duncan: Anything for you, Tom. -Thank you. 432 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:17,880 ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to run away ♪ 433 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,040 ♪ I've got to get away from the pain ♪ 434 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,320 ♪ You drive into the heart of me ♪ 435 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:30,680 ♪ The love we share seems to go nowhere ♪ 436 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,160 -Get a room! -Come on now, you two. 437 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,760 Francesca: Janey. 438 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,880 Janey! 439 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,280 Things seem to be going much better between the two of you. 440 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,040 Yes. Things are wonderful. 441 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,560 In fact, last weekend 442 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,160 we were looking at properties in the Cotswolds. 443 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,640 Wow. That's exciting. 444 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,600 He even registered us as Mr. and Mrs. Cressman 445 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,160 at the estate agents. 446 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,640 Did he? 447 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,080 Well, that's what the chap had on his papers, 448 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,720 but Tommy and I just went along with it. 449 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,320 It was very funny. 450 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,640 Between you and I, 451 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,000 he's been having lots of secret chats with his mum. 452 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,120 And I think he may be planning to propose 453 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,160 when we're in France at his family's villa. 454 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,880 Gosh, really? 455 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,160 Janey, don't look now, 456 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,840 but isn't that your old chap, Luis? 457 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,040 Just behind Tommy? 458 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,920 Tommy: Yes, I fell asleep on the boat, sunbathed. 459 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,200 Duncan: Bet you did a good job of that. 460 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,480 It is a Classic Riva, and she is an absolute stunner. 461 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,240 Tommy really knows his boats. 462 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,400 My brother's been looking at a Riva Olympic. 463 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,000 -Tommy: Oh, wow. -Tommy? 464 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,920 Oh, that's cool. What kind of condition? 465 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,480 -Good, I think-- -Jane: Tommy? 466 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,840 Sorry. 467 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,080 Um, how far is the villa from Saint-Tropez? 468 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,160 Ah, I don't know. A couple of hours. 469 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,920 So Max should get Tommy to take a look at it -- 470 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,920 I'm thinking we should drive there one day in the boat. 471 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,800 You -- you don't drive a boat, woman. 472 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,120 -Jesus. -Oh, pardon me. 473 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,640 Sorry, stupid Janey gets it wrong again. 474 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,480 No, no, look. That's not what I meant. 475 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,640 You should give her a good telling off. 476 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,640 Don't be silly. 477 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,520 Tommy rather likes naughty girls. 478 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,800 -That and a bit of dressing up. -For God's sake. 479 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,360 If it's thigh-high and leather, all the better. 480 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,320 Look -- look just... Please ignore her. 481 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,840 -You're drunk. -I'm not. 482 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,080 -You are. 483 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,040 You're making a fool of yourself. 484 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,480 Janey... 485 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,800 why d'you always have to go too far? 486 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,280 Look just gimme, gimme that-- 487 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,040 -Ow. You're hurting me. -Oh, you'll survive. 488 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,720 Bad luck for you then, isn't it? 489 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,880 -I think we should go home. -I don't want to go home. 490 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,000 Okay, fine. Do what you want. 491 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,080 Stay. 492 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,520 I'll just jump in the river, shall I? 493 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,040 Tommy: Yes. 494 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,600 That'll solve all your problems won't it, Tommy? 495 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,240 Francesca: No, no, hold on, Tommy. What's going on? 496 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,800 Stick her in a cab when she falls over. 497 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,560 Tommy? 498 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,480 He could be quite curt with her. 499 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,080 And a bit cruel. 500 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,160 She was a clingy, bloody nightmare. 501 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,440 I kept telling him he needed to cut her loose. 502 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,360 Tommy: Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone. 503 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,960 Okay. 504 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,560 -Tommy: Leave a message. -Great. Well, that's fine. 505 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,720 Don't pick up. 506 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,680 Hi, Tom. It's Jane. 507 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,080 It is quarter to one in the morning, 508 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,920 and there are no fucking buses. 509 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,800 Yeah, I'm fucking pissed off. 510 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,320 But like you give a fucking toss if I was 511 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,840 walking the streets at one in the morning 512 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,240 or not though, is it? 513 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,040 No, it's fucking boring, fucking tosser, 514 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,160 loony bin Jane... 515 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,640 ...who goes out once in a bloody blue moon. 516 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,840 'Cause you don't fucking want to go out with me. 517 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,080 Okay. Goodbye. 518 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,600 Un-fucking believable. 519 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Selfish fucking prick. 520 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,960 Tommy, I'm so sorry. 521 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,000 That's what you always say. 522 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,920 I thought we were doing better. 523 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,240 We are. 524 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,360 But when you act like this in front of my friends, they... 525 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,320 They don't understand why I don't just end it. 526 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,720 Because they don't know us. 527 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,920 You said it yourself. We're good together. 528 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,840 But Jane, these problems, they -- they... 529 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,000 They're not just gonna go away. 530 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,840 No, I know. 531 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,200 Every time we argue, it's like you... 532 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,280 You talk about jumping in the bloody river or taking pills. 533 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,600 It's just not fair. 534 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,720 I know it's not. 535 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,280 I get so scared, 536 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,880 and I know it's stupid and it's selfish 537 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,880 and it's too much pressure on you. 538 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,840 I've... 539 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,120 ...I've been a total bitch. 540 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,880 It's not like I'm so great. It's... 541 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,480 Just, things need to be equal. 542 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,600 They will be. 543 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,520 I promise. 544 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,360 I'm sorting myself out. I really am. 545 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,880 And from now on, things will be different, I swear. 546 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,880 Yeah? 547 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,440 Yeah. 548 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,600 Because I really don't want us to go to France and have some-- 549 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,000 No! 550 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,760 This holiday is exactly what we need. 551 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,000 We'll make a whole fresh start. 552 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,000 New Janey. I promise. 553 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,880 Okay. 554 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,560 DCI Douglas: Okay, you ready? 555 00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,920 She's dialling now. 556 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,760 Jane: Franny. 557 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,480 Janey, I've been so worried, sweetheart. 558 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,760 Are you alright? 559 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,280 Jane: I'm cold. 560 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,240 Keep her talking. 561 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,880 Where are you? 562 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,360 Are you in the car? 563 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,360 Janey, can you still hear me? 564 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,360 It's dark. I can't see. 565 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040 I'm so cold, I can't feel my legs. 566 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,400 Oh, Janey, darling, have you taken something? 567 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,520 Please, will you tell us what you've taken? 568 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,600 Oh, God, okay. Listen, just, um, 569 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,480 press on the horn, darling, okay? 570 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,320 Because you need to try and get someone's attention. 571 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,320 Janey, you don't wanna do this. 572 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,000 Please, will you let us help you? 573 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,720 ♪ Cold as ice but just as sweet ♪ 574 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,840 ♪ Dry your tears Sunday Girl ♪ 575 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,480 ♪ Hey, I know you with another girl ♪ 576 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,000 ♪ He seemed in another world ♪ 577 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,920 ♪ Can you hide, Sunday Girl ♪ 578 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,560 God, it's so beautiful here. 579 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,480 There's an observation deck just along the coast. 580 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,080 It's an ideal spot for the sunset. 581 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,800 Very romantic. 582 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,360 We should go up there this evening. 583 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,600 Sounds perfect. 584 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,120 ♪ She cannot, get by in the working world ♪ 585 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,680 ♪ Dans deux week-ends elle sortira feter ♪ 586 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,920 ♪ Quand elle reve, Sunday Girl ♪ 587 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,120 ♪ Maintenant, moi je sortirer bien se soir ♪ 588 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,600 -Oh, you made it. -Tommy: Oh, Mum. 589 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,920 We were starting to worry. 590 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,520 Tommy: Oh no, don't be silly. How are you? 591 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,920 -Barbara: Good. How are you? -Tommy: Very good. 592 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,320 -Barbara: Oh, yes. -Rick: Tommy. 593 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,920 -Tommy: Hello, chap. -Rick: How are you, man? 594 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,400 Fantastic. Oh, David. Look at him. 595 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,280 What a thing! 596 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,120 How are you, chap? How you doing? 597 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,520 -Yeah, good. -Great. 598 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,880 And of course you all remember Janey. 599 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,320 Yes. Of course. 600 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,920 -Hello, dear. -Hi. 601 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,640 -Shall I help you with your bag? -This is the Alfa. 602 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,160 -So this is the new car, Rick? -Oh er, that's okay. 603 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,360 Yeah. She's a beauty, isn't she? 604 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,920 Dad won't let her out of his sight. 605 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,880 -You know he's obsessed. -Rick: I'm not obsessed, boy. 606 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880 I can't wait to take her out for a spin. 607 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,520 Barbara: We'll see you inside, boys. 608 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,000 Tommy: Oh, yeah, of course, of course. 609 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,680 ♪ Qu'on voit danser ♪ 610 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,080 ♪ Le long des golfes clairs ♪ 611 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,920 Oh, I know, it's so romantic. 612 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,800 Tommy drove us up into the hills and... I just had no idea. 613 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,040 Barbara: No, I'm sorry... 614 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,520 Tommy gets the point. 615 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,880 -Tommy: Up, up! -Barbara: Eyes up, eyes up! 616 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,080 Tommy: And again, David. It's still with you. 617 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,760 Well done, chap. 618 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,240 Come on! Let him go! 619 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,320 Alright, Janey? 620 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,120 Rick: Get your head in the game! 621 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,440 Jane: What happened to you? 622 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,720 Tommy: I had an epic game of water polo. 623 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,240 You should've come down. 624 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,520 Well, I was waiting for you to come up. 625 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,440 Tommy: Oh. Oh, well. Dinner's in fifteen minutes. 626 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,880 And Cathy's just got here, so we should probably get down there. 627 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,040 Right... 628 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,120 So shall we drive up there after dinner, then? 629 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,320 Tommy: What's that? 630 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,520 The observation deck? 631 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,920 Oh no, don't be silly. We just got here. 632 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,880 We can go with the others, and anyway, 633 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,440 Mum usually packs a picnic. 634 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,040 Come on. 635 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,000 My sister really wants to meet you. 636 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,760 Come on! Alé, alé! 637 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,680 So -- so Mum was saying you're buying a place in the Cotswolds? 638 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,760 Mm... Well, we're exploring some options. 639 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,640 I thought the second cottage 640 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,720 you went to see looked really quite promising. 641 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,000 Mm. Yeah, me too. 642 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,880 It'd make a lovely family home. 643 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,400 I was just saying to Tommy, 644 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,080 "I can imagine that smallest room as a nursery." 645 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,680 And there's space, yeah? For an annex? 646 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,240 -Tommy: Definitely, yeah. -An annex? 647 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,040 Barbara: I had the agent fax over the plans, 648 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,760 so we'll get a better idea. 649 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,480 Yeah, just don't overstretch yourself. 650 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,440 -In the current climate -- -Was it... 651 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,640 -What? What? -Barbara: Oh, no. Come on. 652 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,440 Tommy knows what he's doing. 653 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,480 He's always had an excellent head for business. 654 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,680 Sorry, so the cottage is for your mother, too? 655 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,200 Well, yeah, I mean... Well, we discussed it. 656 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,560 Darling, I told you about that. 657 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,880 He may have a good head for business, but uh, 658 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,480 his spelling's still atrocious. 659 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,200 Well, that's not fair, is it? 660 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,960 There's a couple of words I have some trouble with, that's all. 661 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960 -Tommy: It's just, you know-- -What, like "car" and "cover"? 662 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,160 That's so naughty. 663 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,520 So, Jane, do you know this part of France at all? 664 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,360 Er, a little, yes. At least, I know Saint-Tropez. 665 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,120 I stayed there several times with the Duchess. 666 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,760 Barbara: Oh yes, of course. 667 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,760 Jane used to work for the Duchess of York as her dresser. 668 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,720 Golly. That must have been interesting. 669 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,240 David: Did you see her on "Friends"? 670 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,040 - Cathy: Ooh... - "Friends"? What's that? 671 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,200 Oh, "Friends" is a sitcom, Granny. 672 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,000 Yes, old Freebie Fergie. She'll do anything for money. 673 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,720 I don't think that's fair. 674 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,720 Oh! Darling, it's a joke. Come on. 675 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:56,280 Right, shall we move on to dessert? 676 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,040 -Davis: Yes. -Cathy: Ooh, yes. 677 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,720 Barbara: Come on. Tommy, will you help me with the plates? 678 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,240 Tommy: Yes, of course, Mother. 679 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,200 Hello, darling. Okay? 680 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,280 -Please can we go upstairs? -What? 681 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,800 No. Come on, it's still early. 682 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,800 I'm tired and... 683 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,080 I just don't really feel too good. 684 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,520 Okay, well, have a drink. 685 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,320 That'll cheer you up. 686 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,520 I don't need cheering up. 687 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,720 I need not to be ignored and humiliated 688 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,360 in front of your bloody family. 689 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,120 Why are you being like this? 690 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,640 Rick: Excuse me. 691 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,240 Please can we just go upstairs? 692 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,360 You just can't help yourself, can you? 693 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,600 You just had to make a scene. 694 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,120 I'm not making a scene. I'm just upset-- 695 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,520 You're always upset. 696 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,760 I'm sick to death of it. 697 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,800 If you want to go... 698 00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,560 ...just go. 699 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,160 Tommy: Where the hell are you? 700 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,880 Like you care. 701 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,960 I could drive off the road -- you'd probably be happy. 702 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,360 Tommy: Don't you bloody dare! 703 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,000 That is my brother's car. 704 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,320 You bring it back. You bring it back now. 705 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,360 Just -- just ignore her. 706 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,840 Really, it's the best way. 707 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,320 Rick: When she came down to go to the airport, 708 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,880 my mother said she had a face like thunder. 709 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,440 She was shouting, screaming, 710 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,160 saying she'd wasted the last two years of her life. 711 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,120 She just wanted to humiliate Tommy. 712 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,720 Janey called from the car. 713 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,880 It sounded like the holiday had been a disaster. 714 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,440 She was going on about what he'd done, 715 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,920 what he hadn't done, how it was definitely over. 716 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,040 That was with Tommy sitting right next to her. 717 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,880 Clearly, things between them had become completely toxic. 718 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,520 This is ridiculous, Tommy. 719 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,080 You can't keep ignoring me. We need to talk about things. 720 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,600 You need to hear what I'm saying. 721 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. 722 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,520 -You need to listen to me. -Listen to you? 723 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,600 You didn't shut up the whole fucking way home. 724 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,280 Not to mention that mortifying fucking display at the airport 725 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,160 in front of my mother and poor David. 726 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,600 You...you know, they both think you're insane? 727 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,440 I don't care. You can't keep treating me like this. 728 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,680 And phoning all of our bloody friends, 729 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,640 wailing and -- and bawling, 730 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,240 and airing all of our private business. 731 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,680 It was completely bloody humiliating. 732 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,840 -You think that's humiliating? -Yes, I do! 733 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,440 How do you think I feel? 734 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,280 Finding out you've gone behind my back with some whore, 735 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,200 sending her those foul emails. 736 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,200 I bet people would love to read those, wouldn't they?! 737 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,000 God's sake. Not this again. 738 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,080 Yes, you can't just pretend that I don't exist! 739 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,880 I swear to God, right now I wish you didn't. 740 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,480 If we were married, you wouldn't treat me like this. 741 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,200 But you would rather just keep stringing me along, 742 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,000 as long as Tommy gets what he wants -- 743 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,320 You seriously, seriously still talking about marriage? 744 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,680 Oh, good old Janey. 745 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,120 She's good for fucking, but not much else. 746 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,920 Just shut up! 747 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,080 What if your precious mother knew what you were really like? 748 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,040 -You are sick, d'you know that? -Shut up! 749 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,000 Will you shut up?! 750 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,040 Shut your fucking mouth! 751 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,880 Just because it is the truth! 752 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,360 You're the one who's sick. 753 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,680 You're broken. 754 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,160 There is something like deeply, deeply wrong with you, 755 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,080 and I swear to God, Jane, I wish I'd never met you. 756 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,560 You ruined my life, Tommy. 757 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,960 No, you did that all by yourself. 758 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,000 Well then I, uh, may as well end it. 759 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,080 Get one of those knifes and slash my fucking wrists. 760 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,720 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 761 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,160 Go on, then. 762 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,360 The knives are right there. 763 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,440 Go on. 764 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,520 Take a knife, slash your wrists, be my fucking guest. 765 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,960 D'you know what, I'll do mine too, shall I? 766 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120 Put us both out of our misery. 767 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,600 Hm? 768 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,240 Tommy: Thank you. 769 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,800 Can you put me through to the police, please? 770 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,360 I'm having a major fight with my other half. 771 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,600 Yeah... 772 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,240 I would like to discuss it calmly. 773 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,640 She will not. 774 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,720 Operator: And can you tell me if anyone's been injured? 775 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,040 -Tommy: Not yet. -Operator: Okay, sir. 776 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,280 Operator: Where's your other half right now? 777 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,080 Right here. 778 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,280 Operator: What are they doing? 779 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,840 Tommy: Staring at me. 780 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,160 Operator: Right. Has anyone actually been assaulted, sir? 781 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,880 Not really. 782 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,520 But someone's going to get hurt. 783 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,600 Operator: Can you confirm your name please, sir? 784 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,600 Tommy: Yes. I'm Thomas Cressman. 785 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,000 Operator: Okay, Mr. Cressman. 786 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,760 What is it you want the police to do? 787 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,840 I would like the police to come and split us up. 788 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,760 I would like someone... 789 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,840 to stop us from hurting each other. 790 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,040 If you don't have somebody here soon... 791 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,520 somebody is. 792 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,360 Jane: I just remember him falling down, 793 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,640 so I ran out of the room. 794 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,360 -Jane? -Jane: And then I panicked. 795 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,760 So I got in my car, and I just drove and drove and drove. 796 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,120 All this talk of premeditated murder. 797 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,920 Judge Nicholas Baron: In killing the man you loved... 798 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,400 you ended his life and ruined your own. 799 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,760 There's going to be things you won't want to hear. 800 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,240 You just tell the truth and it will all come out in the wash. 801 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,680 Stow: You claimed initially you thought 802 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,080 you'd just given him "a scratch," 803 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,880 But now you say you were so covered in blood 804 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,640 that you assumed he must be dead. 805 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,080 -Not one word of it rings true. -Jane, are you alright? 806 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,040 Jane: I love Tommy. I never meant to hurt him. 807 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,080 Do you find the defendant, Jane Andrews, 808 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,200 guilty or not guilty?