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♪ I know we're older now

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♪ And lost again

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♪ Down at the cul—de-sac

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♪ You left, my friend

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♪ Will you come back

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♪ Come back again?

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♪ Will you come back

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♪ Come back again?

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♪ I put the kettle on

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♪ The wise man's song

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♪ For you. ♪

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Hello, Michael.

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Morning... Morning.

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Yeah, I was just wondering
about your garden, actually, mate,

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to be honest.

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What about it?

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Well, I mean, it's getting a
bit overgrown now, you know.

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Starting to cut out
a lot of light, so...

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Right, well, I'll
sort that, then.

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Wicked. OK, you reckon
you'll get a chance?

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Definitely. Awesome.

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Did you get the letter
from the council?

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Probably. I never open them.

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Bloody council, eh?
Always after something.

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Well, there might
one about the, erm...

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Doesn't matter.

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You reckon you'll
get a chance, though?

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Take it back a bit? Yep.

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Yes. Awesome. Awesome.

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All right. See you later, buddy.

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Cheers, Cliff.

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It's Clive.

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See you soon!

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Oi, oi!

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Here he is then, The
Beard, The Legend!

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Michael! Michael!

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Mike!

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All right, Brigham?

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♪ Wow!

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♪ She's got it

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♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it... ♪

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Can Kacey come to Sealants and
Grouting with a mop and bucket?

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Trish, it's Gordon, what's this mop
for? Has something been spilled?

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Speak to me, Trish.

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Just a spillage in
Sealants and Grouting.

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Use the comms, please, Trish.

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What's been spilled?

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Just trying to find out.

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Use the comms,
Trish, not the tannoy.

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Some sort of sealant.

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Get a mop. Get it cleaned up.

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Uh, no, you don't understand.

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Why would we sell six screws
in a biodegradable paper bag,

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when if we only sell them
in polyurethane tubs of 500,

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the customer is forced into
buying much more of them?

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Making us much, much more money.

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I see.

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Do you have a hand—drill?

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A hand—drill?

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We stopped stocking
hand—drills in 1953.

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What was 1953?

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The Queen's Coronation.

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Have you been on your break?
Which break — lunch break? Tea break.

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No.

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Vending machine
needs stocking up.

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Double Deckers.
Double Deckers. Got it.

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And beef Discos,
then go on your break.

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Double Deckers,
beef Discos, break.

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Could the owner of a small

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child wearing yellow dungarees
please come to the power tools

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section in aisle three.

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Michael! Michael! You
out clubbing tonight?

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Absolute legend!

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See you there. Mine's
a whisky and coke!

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Hello, Hilary. Oh, hello, love.

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He's in the lounge. Thanks.

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Has he been all
right? Yeah, I think so.

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Building his contraptions.

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Telling his stories, you know.

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Keeping everyone amused.

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See you later.

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Oh.

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Hello, Dad. Ah. You
all right? Hello, son.

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You back from your travels?

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I haven't been anywhere, Dad.

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I must have nodded off.

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You've been busy.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Does it work?

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Erm, sometimes, yeah.

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Here you are, then.

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Oh? Have a go.

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Where does it
start? On the book.

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What here? Yes. Yeah.

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That is fantastic, Dad!

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Oh, well.

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Utter waste of time.

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Oh, I don't know. It keeps
your brain ticking over.

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Who brings you the Brazil nuts?

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You what? You've always got
a bowl of shelled Brazil nuts.

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Oh, yeah, she gives
'em to me, Gladys.

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Her granddaughter
brings them for her,

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but her dentures can't
cope with the nuts,

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so she just sucks
the chocolate off.

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I never touch them.

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So, er, what have
you been up to?

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You know, this and that.
Working at the DIY place.

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Ah. How's Clea?

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Is she well?

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Clea went away, didn't
she, Dad, years ago now.

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You remember? We
don't know where she went.

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Oh, shit, I forgot.

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Yeah. At Christmas—time.

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Yes. Christmas Eve.

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No news?

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No answers? No.

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Just questions.

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Lots of questions.

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I'm sorry, son.

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It's all right.

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I actually don't mind
talking about her.

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Friends tend to
avoid the subject.

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Ow!

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What is it?

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A draughts piece? No, hang on...

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Pontefract cake.

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Oh, I know who you are!

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I know who's doing it!

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Bastards!

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Hey, it's all right, Dad.

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While I remember, would you
post my competitions for me?

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Yeah, yeah. Of course I will.

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Can't you get one of the
staff here to post them for you?

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I don't trust them. They
just chuck them in the bin.

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Dad, I'm sure they wouldn't,
but, yes, I'll take them for you.

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What are you going to win?

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Er, fishing equipment,
knitting machine,

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and, er, this one's a hot tub.

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Oh, nice, all very useful.

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Here you go, dinner's up.

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Shall I leave you to it?

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All right, sunshine.
Will I see you tomorrow?

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Yeah. I'll be here.

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Maybe we can
talk about her, then.

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Who...? Who's that?

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Clea. Clea...

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Oh, Clea! Oh, lovely Clea.

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Give her my love.

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I love you, Dad.

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♪ And the tape rolls on

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♪ Another year gone... ♪

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We don't encourage
people to be creative here.

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We pretend we do.

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Take the paint mixing
service, for example.

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People think they're making
something unique, but really we're

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only allowed to mix them in
one of a dozen different ways.

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You see, we can't run
the risk of a customer

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accidentally discovering a
brand—new colour, copyrighting it,

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and then going on
to make millions.

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Like what happened in the
United States of America.

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Somebody discovered
a new colour?

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Never seen before.

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They're going to introduce it over
here next year, but we're going to

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have to change all
our printers and tellies

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so that they can deal with
it. Well, what's it called?

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Frelliple. Frelliple? Probably.

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What's it look like?

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Now you're asking!

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It's kind of a very
dark sort of white.

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With sort of... It's gre... If you
can imagine a kind of red and blue.

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It's like stripes, it's
almost see through.

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It's basically tartan.

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It's impossible to describe.

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One thing I do know is
that, as soon as I can,

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I am treating myself to a shirt
made from the finest frelliple silk.

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Have you taken your break?

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I've only been here an hour!

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Take your break now, because
Andre's in the warehouse this afternoon.

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Now?

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All right?

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It's Kace... Kacey? Yeah.

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I didn't realise
you were in today.

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Yeah, I've been in here an hour
and a half. No—one's noticed. Oh.

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Do you...? Do you want a cup
of tea or are you not bothered?

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Is that beard itchy?

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Itchy? No.

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Why would I have a
beard if it was itchy?

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Looks itchy.

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Looks like it would feel itchy.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why do you have a beard?
Why do you wear a hat?

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I'm not wearing a hat.

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No, but if you were, that
would be my response to you.

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Why do you have your ears
pierced? That's a better example.

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Why do you have
your ears pierced?

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Just because. There you
go. It's... It's just because.

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Mm.

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That were funny before when you
thought I was calling you a wanker.

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Who were you calling
a wanker, Gordon?

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Of course Gordon.

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I mean, don't you think
he's such a wanker?

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I haven't really thought
about it. Go on, have a think.

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Yeah, I suppose he is a bit.

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Yeah, you watch, now
that I've pointed it out,

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you'll notice it all the time.

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Christ.. Are you
on your break? Yep.

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How long have you been on
your break? About ten minutes.

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How long have you
been on your break?

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Two minutes, you literally
just sent me on my break.

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See?

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Have you been here years, then?

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Five years.

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Can I...? Yeah.

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What did you do before this?

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I was an underwater welder.

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What does that mean? Which
part, underwater or welder?

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Both, when you
put them together.

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Well, I welded things
that were underwater,

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which meant that I had
to go underwater, too.

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In like the diving
gear and everything?

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Almost always.

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What sort of things
need welding underwater?

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Ships, oil rigs...

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Mainly ships and oil rigs.

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But isn't welding like fire?

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Yes. Oh, so how
does that work, then?

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Would you like me to explain?
No, actually, you're all right.

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Why'd you give it up?

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It's a young man's
game, underwater welding.

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You can't do it for too long.

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Takes its toll.

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And did you have
the beard then, or..?

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No. I wouldn't have been
able to get a watertight seal

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around me diving mask.
Oh, yeah, I was going to say.

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Hi, Hilary, is he in...?

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Hello, love. He's
in his room. OK.

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Can I have a word?

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It's a bit awkward.

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Your dad's been taking
the empty water bottles

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and hiding them in his room.

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00:17:06,122 --> 00:17:07,561
The water cooler bottles?

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00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:10,531
The thing is they collect
the empties on Wednesday.

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What's he taking them for?

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00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,172
I don't know, he's
saying it wasn't him.

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Well, are you sure it was him?

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I've seen him taking them.

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He keeps an eye out for
when they're nearly empty

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and then smuggles them away
when he thinks no—one's looking.

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All right, er, thanks, Hilary.

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I'll see if I can work
out what's going on!

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Hello, Dad. Hello,
son. Come on in.

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Shut the door. You all right?
What are you looking for?

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Shut the door.

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I remembered something.

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Something that'd
help with your problem.

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What problem was that?

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What we talked about yesterday.

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You know, I know where
you can get some answers.

259
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:12,681
I am sorry, Dad, I'm being dim.
What were we talking about?

260
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:13,712
Homunculi!

261
00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:15,922
Come again?

262
00:18:15,923 --> 00:18:17,251
Alchemy.

263
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:20,201
Can't talk about it here.
They'll be listening in.

264
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,352
Let's go for a walk.

265
00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:23,962
Take a look in there.

266
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:37,173
What've you got these for, Dad?

267
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,202
Did I ever tell you about Egypt?

268
00:18:41,402 --> 00:18:44,561
I think so, yes, when you
were on National Service?

269
00:18:44,562 --> 00:18:47,841
That's right. When I
was there I met a man,

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an old mystic, Italian, and
he was studying metaphysics

271
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and alchemic lore. OK...

272
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:59,531
Anyway, I became an
apprentice, really, so to speak.

273
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I was the only one he trusted
to help him with his experiments.

274
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OK...

275
00:19:04,532 --> 00:19:09,611
Eventually this brilliant man
managed to grow, and generate

276
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homunculi, tiny prophets who
lived in great glass jars full of water.

277
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,961
Wait a minute, Dad. I remember
this story. You used to tell it to me

278
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before bed. Little
people in jars.

279
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But, Dad, I don't think
it actually happened.

280
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,432
Oh, it did happen, I was there, I
saw them, there were six of them.

281
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:32,531
Yeah, I remember, there was
a king and a queen, a monk...?

282
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A knight, a peasant and a
seraph, exquisite little beings.

283
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,641
They could predict the future.

284
00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:41,641
Yeah. They could
answer any question,

285
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once they had reached
the State of Divination,

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and they had to
answer truthfully.

287
00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:49,681
That was my
favourite story, Dad.

288
00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:52,151
Dad, are you sure that
you didn't get it from a book?

289
00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:53,511
No, no, no.

290
00:19:53,512 --> 00:19:57,042
I wrote it in a book. I wrote the
instructions all down in a journal.

291
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:59,042
But it's... It's gone.

292
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,401
I can't find it.

293
00:20:00,402 --> 00:20:03,001
Well, I've got a lot of your
things, remember, at my house.

294
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,792
I said I'd look after them for
you when you moved in here.

295
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:09,641
Well, that's where it'll be,
then. And it's all written down.

296
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,922
OK, Dad. Dad, Dad,
listen, even if I can find it,

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00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:16,681
you're not allowed to practise
alchemy in the Golden Years Garden.

298
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:20,681
No, no. It's up to you. You're
the one who wants the answers.

299
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:23,872
They'll be able to
tell you where Clea is.

300
00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:26,481
Oh, Dad... No, no.

301
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,251
The prophets will tell you
where she is, and you go find her

302
00:20:29,252 --> 00:20:30,641
and bring her back.

303
00:20:30,642 --> 00:20:33,481
I'll guide you. That's
what the bottles are for.

304
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Take all the bottles, fill them with
rain water — got to be rain water.

305
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,681
You'll need some other ingredients
but the journal will take you

306
00:20:40,682 --> 00:20:43,252
through all that. You've
just got to find the journal.

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Come on.

308
00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:48,402
Yeah, that's it.

309
00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:58,151
He thinks I'm taking
them out to the car.

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00:20:58,152 --> 00:21:01,641
It's a long story. All right if I
leave them round the corner?

311
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:03,441
Yeah. All right, love, thanks.

312
00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:05,281
He should be all right now.

313
00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:06,402
See you tomorrow.

314
00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:24,762
Michael!

315
00:21:27,043 --> 00:21:30,721
All right, mate?
You're looking well.

316
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,721
Hello, Roy.

317
00:21:32,722 --> 00:21:34,361
I went round the house earlier.

318
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:38,001
Yeah, no, I was
here visiting Dad.

319
00:21:38,002 --> 00:21:39,922
I've been trying to call
you. Left a few messages.

320
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:43,231
Yeah, sometimes
I... I forget to check.

321
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:44,642
I forget to turn it on.

322
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,442
I need to speak to you,
Michael. Yeah. Yeah, OK.

323
00:21:51,002 --> 00:21:53,331
Shall we go back
to the house? No.

324
00:21:53,332 --> 00:21:54,972
There's a cafe
around the corner.

325
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,332
Pickles.

326
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:08,121
Do you want something?

327
00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:10,641
Oh, erm, sausage,
egg and chips, please.

328
00:22:10,642 --> 00:22:12,721
Who's paying? I'm skint, mate.

329
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,952
Just a cup of tea, please.
Two, thanks. No problem.

330
00:22:19,562 --> 00:22:20,922
How are you? Are you well?

331
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,442
Skint. I just told you.

332
00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:27,561
I'm paying for three kids
while she's sat on her fat arse

333
00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:28,872
eating crisps.

334
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,232
Are they still down
south? In Reading, yeah.

335
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,232
How often do you get to...?

336
00:22:36,232 --> 00:22:39,761
I don't, Michael. I'm living in
a shitty flat above a Costcutter

337
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:42,331
so they can't come to me. And
I'm not welcome down there,

338
00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:45,082
so weeks, months
go by between visits.

339
00:22:46,162 --> 00:22:47,202
Sorry.

340
00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:51,162
Thank you. You're welcome.

341
00:22:56,362 --> 00:22:59,922
This place is named after the
dog that found the World Cup.

342
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:00,952
Pickles.

343
00:23:01,952 --> 00:23:03,721
I don't know what
the connection is.

344
00:23:03,722 --> 00:23:05,331
I don't think he was
from around here.

345
00:23:05,332 --> 00:23:07,512
It's time to give back
what's mine, Michael.

346
00:23:12,202 --> 00:23:13,361
What if she comes back?

347
00:23:13,362 --> 00:23:15,561
Clea is not coming
back. What if she does?

348
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,201
Michael, they found her
car on the Severn Bridge.

349
00:23:18,202 --> 00:23:20,001
Yes, and she wasn't in it.

350
00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:22,161
Mate, I don't know whether I
miss her as much as you do,

351
00:23:22,162 --> 00:23:23,562
I think about her every day.

352
00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:25,762
She was my sister.

353
00:23:27,412 --> 00:23:28,871
But there's nothing
I could have done.

354
00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:30,442
And I've made
my peace with that.

355
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:33,412
This Christmas
it'll be seven years.

356
00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:36,692
We can apply for a
presumption of death.

357
00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:39,562
I want the house back, Michael.

358
00:23:40,772 --> 00:23:42,951
It belongs to me. What are
you going to do, move in?

359
00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:44,201
No, I'm going to sell it.

360
00:23:44,202 --> 00:23:46,441
Well, I'll stay on
until you find a buyer.

361
00:23:46,442 --> 00:23:49,231
No—one's going to
buy it, the state it's in.

362
00:23:49,232 --> 00:23:52,521
Needs to be cleared out, there
might be structural damage,

363
00:23:52,522 --> 00:23:54,561
there might be...
I've got to go.

364
00:23:54,562 --> 00:23:57,361
For Christ's sake, Michael, I
drove past there this afternoon.

365
00:23:57,362 --> 00:23:59,641
The guttering's hanging off,
the garden's impenetrable,

366
00:23:59,642 --> 00:24:01,561
Christ knows
what it's like inside.

367
00:24:01,562 --> 00:24:04,481
It's time to take your
head out of the sand, mate.

368
00:24:04,482 --> 00:24:05,673
She's not coming back!

369
00:24:31,562 --> 00:24:33,802
Good evening, Olive,
you all right, love?

370
00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:35,721
Hello, Michael.

371
00:24:35,722 --> 00:24:38,201
What's that... Fertiliser?

372
00:24:38,202 --> 00:24:41,521
No, these plants are all
plastic. Don't need watering,

373
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,802
don't need fertilising.

374
00:24:42,803 --> 00:24:46,481
Oh, right, so what is
that you were sprinkling?

375
00:24:46,482 --> 00:24:48,131
Slug pellets.

376
00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:51,319
Sorry, if the flowers are plastic,
what are the slugs eating?

377
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,760
The slug pellets.

378
00:24:52,761 --> 00:24:54,479
Oh, right.

379
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,239
Cheerio, then.

380
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,369
Oh, I tell you who
I saw here today.

381
00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:01,729
Yeah. Who was that?

382
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:03,880
Your brother—in—law, Roy.

383
00:25:03,881 --> 00:25:05,040
He was looking for you.

384
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,600
Well, I'd say let
the robots take over.

385
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,520
Hiya, Michael! Olive!
You all right? Yeah.

386
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:22,160
Hello, Michael. Hello, Bev.

387
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,320
Best be off, Olive.

388
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,600
Cheerio, then, Mike.

389
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,630
We were never married.

390
00:25:36,631 --> 00:25:38,089
What's that, love?

391
00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:41,119
It's just you said
brother—in—law,

392
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,349
but Clea and I,

393
00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:44,270
well, we were never married.

394
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,450
Cheerio!

395
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,399
♪ I know we're older now

396
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,960
♪ And lost again

397
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:37,399
♪ Down at the cul—de-sac

398
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,280
♪ You left, my friend

399
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,039
♪ Will you come back?

400
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,529
♪ Come back again... ♪

401
00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:51,920
Elliot! Come in, lad.

402
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,069
♪ Will you come back?

403
00:27:58,070 --> 00:28:01,320
♪ Come back again

404
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:07,319
♪ I put the kettle on

405
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,959
♪ The wise man's song

406
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,761
♪ For you

407
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:28,890
♪ I took a needle and thread

408
00:28:28,891 --> 00:28:33,350
♪ To make amends with you

409
00:28:36,761 --> 00:28:39,640
♪ And the tape rolls on

410
00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:42,709
♪ Another year gone

411
00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:46,839
♪ And I await your cue

412
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,150
♪ I put the kettle on

413
00:28:50,151 --> 00:28:52,839
♪ The wise man's song

414
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,560
♪ For you. ♪